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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is the City with Kate Winky podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We speak about X on the show a little bit,
and there's so many X and a lot of them
are personal. It might just be that's one thing that
I really don't like. But a dating expert has come
out and said, I have a list of five that
are the biggest dix that people have across the board,
Ryan James. So what everyone thinks is a major rick
(00:26):
will be on this list. Ash, don't be sure if
you want to jump in here, let's go through them now.
On this list, does anybody you want to have a
crack at what might be one of the major ricks?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Personal hygiene.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, that's what I was going to guess.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, not on the list what sad manners?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Manners is there, but it's under a specific one, so
we'll jump to that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Ash.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's under meal time etiquette. Ah, yes, so it's when
you sit down. I've seen some people. The way they
use the knife and fork is beyond me. When someone
uses it like they wrap their fist around a spoon
or a fork and just start shoveling like it's some
sort of building site with an excavator on it. See,
(01:15):
then I go no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm different to you. That's the way that they've been
brought up. If they can still eat a meal, they
can eat a meal. It doesn't have to be perfect
because I.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Say they could scrape. If you're saying that they could
scrape a bit of meat off their plate with their hands,
that's still eating.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
A minute.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I didn't say a hand. They're using a knife and fork.
They're just not using the knife and fork the way
that you use the knife and fork. So leave those
people alone in whip ink.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Add that to the dictionary.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Add that to the actionary.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, they're talking about what they actually stayed. Here is someone,
for example, that will use their fingers, maybe they're eating
some chips or something, and then individually lick or suck
each finger to get the remaining grease and salt off.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Everyone does that, No they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You don't see at the table licking your fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So if you're eating ribs, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, use your nap. What if you're down the pub
having a countermeal, No, you don't lick your fingers. Mate,
Like your tagline is finger licking good? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's a turn of phrase, but it doesn't mean you
sit there with your tongue out or sucking each finger individually.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Ah, sorry, that's it's a nick for me. If you
don't lick your fingers after after you have a.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Milk ash, If you are eating ribs, do you then
suck your fingers? Do you?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I wouldn't individually go through, but if a little bit
gets on, like your thumb or something, you might lick that.
But you're not. I agree, you're not going through every
single finger bit like it's part and parcel of eating
something like ribs.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What about kilos of mudcrab you had at the fish
market that did you let your fingers? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It was so expensive. I was looking it off the
napkin after I'd wiped from fingers. Yeah, that's how good
it was. This one is one of the major x
up there in the top five baby talk. Now, I've
never done that, so I would never ever go into
you did it the other day at the Mother's day
lunch was mum and a lot of the other mums
turn around and went that was so cute.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, I think and even biggerick is talking baby talk
to your mother around a woman? Ash? Does your man Troy?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Ever, it's not Troy does your man Troy ever use
baby talk to you?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Never?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Never visa. I would never do it to him.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, Ash, I've got a bit of a headache. Is
you any chance you could get me a pen at all?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I will say when he catches me baby talking the dog.
Then he's a bit like, come on.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
What do you say to the dog?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
How would you talk to the dog? What would you say?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, he'll tell her off, he'll tell her off for something.
Keeping in mind the dog is ten, she's a senior dog.
But he would says she does something wrong. I'll go
but she's just a baby.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Ah, you held back then a bit, Ash, Can you
go again? Please? Come on mate, just get through the inks?
Will you pour us?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh, she's just a little baby.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's like the dog is ten, she should know better.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is one that I've foul out a couple of times.
Road and technology rage have been put into the same
category here, So someone that doesn't know how to download
the app. If you can't get that right, that's really
off putting. And also sitting in the car road rage
is not a great place and not a great scene.
(04:54):
What else is on the lip? Oh? The smoldering look
in photos. This is a key minder to everybody on
social media.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You're not a model.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Models are professionals and it's a separate craft.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Stop trying to be a model so you cannot shower
and have the worst bo in the world. But if
you have a smoldering looks okay.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Margaret from North Rox, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Mark's oh, good morning team all.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The biggest pick for us is chew with their mouth
open and you can hear every crunch, every.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Bou that's me and my fingers afterwards, added to the
not showing, Yeah, he's a dream boat.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Thank you for your call. Sasha and Warunga, do you
agree with this list?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Sash, I totally agree. I've got a couple of extras
go on, what is gender specific? When a male adjusts himself,
that's definitely that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And the other one is people that sniff while they're eating.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What, like I said, they've got a cold or do
you just mean sort of.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
A yeah, just general a general one like a cold.
I can cop that's fine, that's understandable, but just when
you're eating and snip, Yeah, that's sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Can we get Shay to come in here, who works
on the digital team. Tommy, I think it's worth him
filming all the icks because Fitz naturally displays most of them.
Let's get let's get the four out of five off
fits and the baby talk off ash we've ticked off
the list this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
This is the Whip with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Let's take a bit of a look at one study here.
This guy is an expert. He's studied over three thousand couples,
and he said, there's one sign that says your relationship
is doomed. And that sign is when you realize that
your partners no longer laughing at your jokes. A different
(07:01):
sense of humor can result in tough times to come.
And if you started on the same page and then
now when you tell a joke, everybody else laughs, but
your partner rolls the rice.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
If I get another cat video from Beja on Instagram,
lose the plot.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, so there's a difference in sensive humor there. Do
you know what's funny?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I reckon?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
When we started fits, I'd get home and Lisa would say, oh,
that was so funny this morning, that was I loved
what you did on this. I don't think she's heard the.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Show in ten years now.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It never listens to the show. Then when I come
home and I say, you're not going to believe what
happened today, honey, She'll just change the topic. She's not
that interested in all the zingers that might happen on
the show.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Well, I've got one for you, but I'm doing it
after seven I think I actually think that my wife's
trying to kill me. Right, Okay, so the mushroom pie
that she's made for the lunch for me today, I
feel like there's something going on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Not the beef Wellington is it? So you've gone past
the point I'm no longer laughing. She's taking it a
step further going this This next joke from me is
an absolute killer.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Do you ever find your wife just steering at you?
But it's not in a good way, Like it's like
in her mind she's saying to herself, she could knock
you off.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'm got to the point.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I was doing something last night and Lisa said she
she would normally say what are you doing? And I say, oh,
I've got an idea. I was putting a bolt through
a screw through a hat. I'll explain it later. Anyway,
She said what are you doing? I said, oh, I've
got an idea, and normally she would then go, oh, wow,
what's your idea?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
What are you working on?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What's your hat bolt? And now it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
A right, okay, yeah, Well could you get on and
help with the kids.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
We need to brush teeth and get to bed. You're
helping you with with a fascinator with a golden slipper around.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
The getting ready for the track in Spring Carnival. So
if you lose that sense of humor, like last night,
I cooked a barbecue, I did some great chicken.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'd been to the meat imporium.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I did an absolute treat right on the barbecue, and
I did that song where I go.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The meat is on.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Hey guys, barbecue's turned off.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
But you've done it numerous times. And then I put my.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Head inside the door because it's cold outside, so I'm
suffering out there, and I go, the meat is our owner.
No one turned no one turned around.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Because you've done it ten times. You've done it ten hours.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
The night before La La sagnya.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You said that on the show eights.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And normally would still get a bit of a And
then we sat down for dinner has this. They go, okay,
let's do the pointing game. I'll say something and you
have to point to who you think it is. Who's
the weirdest in the family, Jack says, Everyone points to me.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're the com who is the comedian? In Australia's got
talon then had to come back and he got was
written off? Someone's jokes? What was that guy's name with
the huge teeth? Really? I was doing one?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Was he HiT's Doolan from Jerry Zeinveld Jordan's Paris jokes
the joke, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
The original gear as well, mate, But it's just not
well received.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Jordan Paris. At least my wife's not trying to murder me.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
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