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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the City and with Kate Winki.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Podcast earlier in the week, we were talking about this.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Julian petrellis guy thirty two years of vas.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
He's an Australian influence.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
He got stitched up in Bali reckons.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
He bought a hectare plot of land in Changu and
he's been ripped off that the locals take and then
the authorities came in and said, Julie and Julian, you
don't play in our back in our back yard, you've
got to give us some more coin. We also focused
(00:35):
on him as an influencer because Julian gave us a
day in the life of a millionaire. Have a listened to.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
This Dana Life as a millionaire investor. I just landed
in Shanghai and I'm currently staying in the presidential suite
of the Addition Hotel. I always start the day with
some light stretching before heading over to grab a coffee,
which I always have delivered at the same time each morning.
Once I've had the head to the shower, I get changed,
put on some cologne. I want to wear a nice
watch for today, so I head to the safe and
(01:03):
answer my secreting code tough choice, but I think I'll
go with the protect Filip. I then begin the day
by hopping on calls with New York, London and Dubai
before heading to my laptop to check my portfolio. I'm
up four hundred and eighty one thousand today, though I'm
usually up or down a million, so today was a
slow one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Julian, I'm always.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Uncles to New York, London and Dubai.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He's just got mates there.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
It's nothing to.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Do with.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
And also that's not that's not a flex So am
I usually trying to get, you know, returns from old Navy.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Exactly, Sonny. You gave us a challenge, he said, why
don't we do our day day in the.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Life of Well, he's not the only one in interesting
and enviewable existence, is you?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Guys?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It is.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Do you want me to go first?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Pretty want to.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I certainly don't see you before the show fits in anyway,
so I'd love to know how your morning starts.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
A day in the life of Fitzie.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
A day in the life is a half cutter from Portaalunga.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I wake at four.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Thirty and I jumped straight into a cold shower I
cursed myself for thirty seconds for ever taking the breakfast
ral this is so, and I get up from my
fetal position to dry and get dressed. I put on
a pair of shorts and a band T shirt because
I can't be looking good. I grunt when I get
into the studio, and I practice my response if any
(02:34):
of the producers ever dare to speak to me. I
grab a green tea and I scroll through Instagram crying
that Taylor Swift didn't announce her reputations album Taylor's Version
at the AMAS the other day. Then I proceed to
deliver three hours of absolute waffle to Sydney.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Wow, it's just day on a life of Fitzis.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I mean, there's going to be some similarity because the
days start the same. But if you'd like to hear
how my morning starts, have a lesson four twenty four.
My alarm goes off. I laugh at the snooze button
and do my only set up for the day. On
the edge of the bed, I sit with the same
three wishes world peace, a dim sim flavored diet pill,
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and a photo of Tom wearing nothing but a middrift
T shirt. I enter the bathroom at high five of
the mirror, throwing out a wink and reminding the reflection
that the day belongs to you. I look at the
scales as if I've forgotten them, pretending to be frustrated.
They've run out a battery they have for years. To me,
the shower refreshes, the body, refreshes the brain. Water should
not be judged by the temperature of its tears, but
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anything beyond freezing would be an injustice to the underprivileged.
Looking down, I know the shrivel of thoughts. How can
I help people today?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Why do I do so much for charity?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Are they all tax deductible? Stepping from the shower once again,
I face the mirror, reminding myself in the natural gift
you are. How can one man have come so far?
How's your left breast need a man bra? Just always
wondering whether I could get some more support around the chest,
and Tom, if I could get that fo Yeah, I
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know it's out there somewhere.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I apologize. I mean, you are the ultimate influencer. That
just sounds like the greatest day in the life. If
you've ever wondered what a day in the life of
me is like? Oh my god, Ah, feast your ears.
A day in the life of a mother of two
teenage boys and a twelve year old lady dictator. Hey,
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I always start the day by responding to texts sent
from my daughter in her bedroom to me in the
kitchen of the same damn house, asking for Sonny Angels
she's found on Marketplace.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Pick Up is early seventy eight commonies away.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I make a coffee which I will end up microwaving
at least four times. The following exchange is always delivered
at the same time each morning.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Mum, I have no shirts.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
A hunger in your wardrobe yesterday I didn't look there.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Yeah, why would you?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
In the car, I'm told four hundred and eighty one
thousand stories of toilet vaping and stupid teachers.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Seriously, and I know more than her.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
All three grab the bags and the beef of my car.
Boot closing activates the miraculous inability to hear or see
me anymore. Bye, guys, Love you guys. See after school
released at last, I drive home, joyfully slapping the steering
wheel and loudly singing, free falling just like Tom Cruise
in during the guire Who.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Share a friend.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Agony of the morning. It's always forgotten the minute you're free.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
That's silence that you can feel, the minute the doors
are all shut and it's only you in the car.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Light at last.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
How many takes did you get Leo.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
To do that?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Was it quite a few?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It's so funny, he said, I said, because I just
held the phone up and I go say this, and
he goes, I'm going to do this in another room.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Oh the fits in Whipper with k Bridgie podcast, What
is the worst thing You've been called by a kid?
This has ended up in the courts as a pretty
serious side to this. Christie was on an aeroplane with
sitting next to a child, and the child was irritating
Christy because the child kept playing on the phone and
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she didn't want to hear the sounds of the game
the kid was playing. Christie found herself in court because
what happened was she then decided to snatch the phone
off the child and push the child's head into the
window of the aeroplane. And they're off the Disneyland as well.
So let's be happy, guys, it's the happiest place on earth.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You can't do that.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Well.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The other thing she said was I suppose I overreacted
because the kid called me fat and said, f off,
miss piggy. We should not call anyone miss piggy, miss
or mister. I don't see gender in twenty twenty five.
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But if I did, miss missus or miss or gender
neutral piggy, you'd.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Never say that to anyone. Gosh, so where were the parents?
Parents were in the site?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
I don't know why their parents weren't sitting next to
the kid. Oh my god, I better tell you what
if anybody turned around and called me miss piggy, I
would be Grandpa Peek. I get called grandpa pick a
bit at home, Daddy peck, I get daddy pick.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You call yourself king in the office, which is a
bit weird.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Yes, Do you know what I hate? There's a game
we play. The kids love it, okay, And I carry
one up on my shoulders right, and then I get
to the bed and I fall backwards onto the bed right,
and they land and then it's called get the big guy.
So the three of them run up and it's just
stacks on pounding the big guy on the bed. What
(08:03):
Who's Who's Who's just lying google, just slamming the poor
big guy who's like your email in high school? Do
you know what it's like? Do you know what it's like?
You're that scene in the movie where Leonardo DiCaprio's wrestling
the bear on the ground The Revenant.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I'm the mate.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
That's exactly what it's like. I'm the giant bear.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
What are the kids call you that? You're not happy
with stephan Crow's ness?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
For?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
What have you got?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Steph?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So similar to miss Piggy my brother and now his
kids call me Auntie? Hephanie? So Nick Pepper with Stephanie.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
It's not funny. Now for anybody here that laughs, shame,
Shame on you, Shame on you. Shame she's laughing. Shame
on ash Steph.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Did your brother? Did your Did your brother start at
Steph and then tell the kids about it and thought
it was really funny.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, So since i was a kid, I've been Hefany
and then now I'm Auntie aunt Steph.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Is it like my concern about getting the big guy
is that I'm not that big? Like, just does hefany
warrant it? Is it the correct sort of name or is.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It I'm about fifty kilos?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
He's not fair?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
You see what I mean, no, everyone's a heifer.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
If you're a hefer, we've got to change that. Thanks
for your koane Methanie.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Can we play the audio to Jess If you've got
my beautiful daughter who I call sweetheart and all the
kind words in the world, and this was me putting
her to bed the other night.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Good my beautiful girl. Good No, good night, daddy, I'm
not your mad good night, good night. Love you, daddy,
I love you, daddy.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Funny love you. No, not.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Unbelivable slope t a or Allison. You're a teacher, what
if you cop cop from some of the students.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, I've copt a few insults over my time, but
this is not so much an insult. But a kid
said to me one day, completely innocently, what are you
going to do? Go down on me like a ton
of bricks?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Can I?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Anyway? It was a funny moment.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
That's a beauty, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
To come down on someone like a ton of bricks
is extremely forceful. The other.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Even as she is having a laugh at that one
of bricks, kids would have been freaking out, wondering why
you were laughing so much, Alison, And they have no
idea what you're telling me about.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
I mean, it was a verbal threat to you, but
you'll see that covering your mouth laughing. And how did
you explain that, Allison?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
You laughed?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Did you I left that one alone?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Did you tell that one?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Did you tell the child's mother?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I did?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Dad would have laughed.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Very funny. Thanks for your caress.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Thanks Alison. It's in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a
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