The Ultimate Betrayal By Siri As Phone Reveals X-Rated Secrets

Wippa was innocently trying to call a company about some umbrellas when he suddenly found himself caught up in an X-rated mix-up that’s now landed him in hot water with his wife!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitty and with Kate Richie podcast. A
bit of an awkward one for me yesterday, really boring
start to this story. I bought a new umbrella, guys kind.
It was like a market umbrella for the backyard, like
a midlife crisis. Oh this guy's lost time. You mean,
not one for the car one night? Does it have

(00:20):
a stand? It's got a stand. Anyway. The thing was
the company is called Business and Pleasure. Oh I know
that one, do you? They were went Brizzy, They're lovely. Anyway.
What I did was I needed it because I was
having some people around and I thought, if it's a
hot day, we're in the backyard, I need a bit
of shade. I'll buy the brolly. Right. So I'm in
the car and I wanted to call them and say, hey,

(00:44):
if I order it today, can you get it on
the truck from Brizzy and can it be in Sydney
at my place tomorrow. So, because I didn't want to
pick up my phone because you don't do that when
you're driving, very quickly, I said, hey, sirih can you
call Business and Pleasure in uh anyway? Siri misses it
every now and then just every now and then. Siri

(01:07):
is a bit skew if and I attempted a couple
of times, but what happened was it kept calling the
pleasure Chest in pots Point, which you are a bit
of rent to, don't you. I'm going to VIP membership.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wouldn't they just is that in your fine? That means
it's in.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Your Did you just know it said calling the pleasure chest?
Could you just look up the pleasure chests.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The pleasure chest is the one with the purple legs
in like a Kimbo does.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Est. It was the pleasure chest.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's a chest legs like this.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right, Okay, yeh, that's pleasure chest. Le Sorry, where is logo?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Why do I know that's the logo? There? Lifestyle the
legs right. Oh it's not purple, it's white. Maybe I
saw a purple.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
So there's all sorts of things, some things for pleasure, yes, yes,
sexual pleasure. I have that kind of thing, Kate, Yeah,
whatever you're into. So look, that was a bit of
a failed attempt, but I want to say thank you
to the Pleasure Chest because they have a very very
good service. Because when I then got home, they rang

(02:20):
back and I said to Lisa, can you grab the phone.
I'm waiting to speak to the umbrella. She picks up
the phone. Hi, it's the pleasure Chest here where. Just
we've missed a call from this fits in Whipper with
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