July 11, 2025 • 35 mins
The producers have taken over! Nah! We love these guys and thought that while we are off, you should give them a little listen too! You can hear them on Nova 8pm Sundays and they also have their own podcast too!
Jess and Chae are unhinged in the best possible way. This week, they confess to mortifying moments they’ll never live down, including a Pilates class incident. Dive into what makes someone “cool” with help from Gen Z Producer Oli, and reveal the bizarre things they do when no one’s watching (like Chae’s chipmunk singing debut... Iconic!)
Plus, they break down why a true crime podcast theme song made them want to call the police and someone spent over $6,000 on takeaway burritos!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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because all of those callers did come from and.
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Kate Riche as you might know, Jess and Shade. What
I was gonna say one of the producers, No, we're
both producers on the Fit show. Absolutely love the guys,
love our jobs. And I think I've read that perfectly
off the shape.
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Nova Sunday nights around the country, eight pm. But also
we put that into a podcast, the best bits from
the show, and then we just do an absolute I'm
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Has anyone have they listened to it?
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Yeah?
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Oh thank god.
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For that, they said. Does that mean that, I mean.
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They're very supportive and we're very lucky to be able
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It's not Fitty Wiper and Kate. It's Jess and Shay
Sunday night's on nover but right now in your.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Ears, in your ear holes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh my goodness, I think you're cool, my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No think again.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh hang on, you said no. Everyone likes to think
that they're cool.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh look, I would you've got to have a little
bit of self confidence, right, I.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think that is what makes someone cool. As to these
other six attributes, I have a terrible feeling you and
I aren't any of them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I would agree with you. There.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Analysis revealed that good people are perceived as more conforming, traditional, secure, warm, agreeable, conscientious,
and calm.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's a word.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Are you saying that because I stumbled on it? Whereas
cool people were thought to be more extroverted, hedonistic, powerful, adventurous, open,
and autonomous.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hedonistic.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, that means you like you, you do things for pleasure. Okay,
what I thought i'd do. Because you and I probably
aren't the best radar on whether we're individually cool.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Except what Ollie is the coolest person I know in.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Here, flattered to be here.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Cool producer Oli.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
First of all, how old are you twenty four?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay? Give us your cool credentials? Why do you think
your well?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I don't actually think I'm so good, but I mean
I suppose I'm young, so that's probably brings me up
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I'm not a boomer. I think I'm from gen Z
yep jen Z, so that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm a boomer.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean the fact that Olie doesn't think he's cool
that makes him cool to me?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I mean not a boomer,
though I don't even think you'd be even close to
being a boomer.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I don't think so. What's what's millennial? I'm not a
millennial either?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think? Am I a millennial? What am I?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You might be older?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I am uncol I'm uncle, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The fact that you don't know it means means you're uncle.
Give us some of the bands you like. Where do
you go on the weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I like festivals?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, like em music, Rufus dom Dola fred again, I
guess go.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
To the beach. I don't know people think that's cool?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Then?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mean you are cool, you wear cool clothes, you
have cool hair, thank you, and on top of that,
a lovely, lovely person. But what I thought i'd bring
Ollie in here today is we might pitch ourselves three
things about us we think are cool, and he's going
to rule if they're cool or not. Look the fact
that we've done this break I think it riags not
cool to me? Absolutely all right, share you go first.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, Well, I think my job's pretty cool. I think
what I do for a living is quite good.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do you think that?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'd agree it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You have the same job as If you're cool.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What else have you got makes you cool?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That I can play musical instruments and I can jam out?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But what are the instruments?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
If it's a triangle, it's not.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's a I played the piano, the saxophone, clarinet, I see, well.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Clarinet, you lost me. Piano just plays a guitar. I
would say that is cool.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
My fingers are too fat to play stringed instrument.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, what's something else? Go your final pitch? Why are
you cool that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I live alone and I'm self sufficient?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Like, okay, don't pull on my heart strings here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm trying to mate.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're still in murky water.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Hold your final judgment till the end, because I actually
think there can only be one cool person on this show,
and I'd like a real shot at it. Most mornings
to work, I wear a backwards hat.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That is cool?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Is it actually?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's one that's thirty four, does it?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I think it's still cool that you are happy to
wear that and not be embarrassed, And that's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Confidence is I don't know that helps with your migrants?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Anyone else? That's not cool? Is it anyone else? Catch that?
He said you're confident. He didn't say that it looked
any good. That's okay, no worries. What about the next one?
I wear Taylor Swift merch unironically, like, oh no, I've
lost him.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Taylor Swift is a bit of a in my eyes,
just not cool because there's too many people that are
obsessed with there.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So it's almost like it's cooler. Should not be as
into her.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I would say she's not niche enough anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
What if you're wearing merch you want to be wearing like, oh,
what's that band?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
That's what's that niche band? Who's that niche artist? If
you wearing t Swift merch, it's like you can get
that came on.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
But I would have said, you play cord your code.
You're a mom. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I can't use that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm not a final ruling. Is shay cool? Oh what's
your final decision?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
No? I did want to give you bonus points for
your tesla. That's pretty cool. You can make sound effects
with your tesla. Your car's cool, But it doesn't make
you cool.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It came off a bit because he does musical for Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, I didn't use that as a thing.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You were Shrek. I know that about it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But that is cool, isn't that I played Shrek?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Is that not? Really?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I went Taylor Swift merchandise too, And.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
What about old j money over here?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I would have say, you're pretty cool, do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, I'm going to take those away.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, you're the coolest in the between the two of you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Come on, mate, the lesson of two Evils.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I do some strange things when I'm home on
my own and I live alone, so I'm the only
one that gets to see them. I don't know why
I'm outing myself and making letting you all in on
the secrets, but I mean the first one is pretty simple.
I talk to myself. Do you talk to yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I see I talk to myself all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But I've got company always.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, well you've got your little boy and your wife.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is when I talk to the dog and it's like,
I know, the dog's never talking back.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do you talk to the dog in dog voice?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Give you an example.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Our dog's name is Frankie, but her nickname is Dufa Frankie,
frufy doofy dofa. It's how we got there.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Kind of my little freaky little little doof Would you
like would you like?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Of course I do. She's my sweet little cherrup.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Everyone has the little doggie voice.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Imagine me getting home, Hello, Frankie, how are you?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
How was he to day?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Way No.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I constantly talked to myself out loud as well. And
I don't think that's nine it's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What about singing and making up songs for what I'm
doing all the time. So if I'm like, you know,
washing the dishes, I'll be like washing the dishes, do
in math dinging, and then I get to learn at.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I almost want to come and do the dishes sound.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It's a vibe.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You have to do that, otherwise you're just doing mundane,
boring things like the Other thing I do is singing
with a chipmunk voice, like I have this voice and
some people are like, oh my god, it's Elmo. Oh
I got it's Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Lilo and
Stitch I always get that confused because a guy that
we work with here is Snitch.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I would love to see the version of.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's very very good. It sounds production design.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
The little girl, and then just a weird man loading audio.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, and a weird dog over in the corner as well.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Not weird because Snitch is weird as in weird because
it's not the little grammar.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, but yeah, people are like, what is that? Elmo?
Is it Snitch? So I did it again? Is it Stitch?
And I just think it's me doing my little chipmunk voice?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Can I have an example?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Problem?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Just blown my month?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So I will walk around the house and I'm doing go.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Again, horror fools all the bottom.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And that's not We're not doing any sort of like
vocal changes to my voice. That's me doing that is phenomenal.
But I will sing songs as well, so pop songs
as well. Okay, what do you go to at the moment?
Pink Pony Club?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Can we hear a little bit?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I've got a little backing track there.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, hay let me because you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do a sing along without a backing track?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Do you call this voice?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I called chipmunk voice?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It needs its own name and character.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well maybe you can give it an.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Okay, here we go on pink Honey club.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Owner.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's a cute.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You want a little doll black handled the claus.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
And sorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Heard the dolls are spousal plalls, Well, borls and girls
come all a ll single doll. I'm having rettal drums,
a little internal soul and Sama Monald tar a little
it's carling bull won both.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
My mom are proud. I'll hold it's kinna cross the sum.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'll get it wrong. A little girl noss Girna scream what.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Paral?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And don't have to climb Mama? Just yeah, So that's.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm not kidding. That is one of the most impressive things, really,
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
See look, that was what I wanted to do for
such a long time. As being a voice.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Actor, you certainly could.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I love it so much. I just do it
at home and no one hears it but me. Now
you that was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Can you just do a little like can you say
it's you're listening to Jess and h lordless little son,
My god, I just made this redundant?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Is Jess and say.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I did something for the first time last week, and
what is this.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Speaking enough on air? Are you about to tell us
you've released the Lord album Virgin but without releasing the
Lord album? Bit?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's embarrassing, Okay, it is so embarrassing. So as you know,
I'm into my little fitness era at the moment.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, and you're looking good. A million bucks?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How much weight have I lost?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thirty three?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Because I tell you every single day that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
No, I thought I would try some different things, right,
So I do the walking, I do the women. No,
but that may make me lose a little bit more weight. No,
I do the walking, I do the running. I go
to the gym, but the weight's not moving. I'm trying
to get past the hundred mark and it.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Just, ah, that's tricky to do as well.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I can't get over that hump. So I thought I
would try something new. So I went and I tried pilates.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh that's a bit of fun, because I'm a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Like when it comes to fitness, I want to take
the lazy out. So if you can lay on one
of those, it's called a reformer. Yes, yeah, if you
can lay one of those and do your thing. I
thought it'd be really easy, you just lay there and
do your thing, and it would be so simple. I
was wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I was wrong. You know, doing the lazy thing is
taking ozampics, right, so you're already a step above that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I mean, if you can do horizontal exercise, I'm all
for it. But what it wasn't what you thought it
was going to be.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
It was really hard. It was actually really.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hard, and exercise that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, and the sweat was coming. It was actually a
really good workout. However, I did something and I can't
go back. I can't go back there.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I may have expelled something from my nether regions, because
you know, you put your legs in the air and
they put the like the strap I don't know the
lingo the straps on your legs and they stretch them back.
So I was legs in the air praying to Jesus,
and I pulled back and something squashed and something came out,
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and I looked out and thinking no one heard, no
one they heard.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It was audible, very very How do people in their
room react to that?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think it might be a common occurrence because people
kind of looked and they were like, oh, like gave
me that little ex shrug like, yeah, it happens, mate,
It's fine. But I was mortified. I can't go back.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I mean, and will you ever do perfarties again?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
But I want to open it up, like I can't
be the only person that has done something so embarrassing.
They can't go back somewhere like seriously, So thirteen twenty
four to ten, give us a call. Are you in
the same boat as me? It doesn't have to be
a fart, It can be anything, and it just has
to be embarrassing, so embarrassing you can't go back.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, you know what happened to me. I went to
charge my byd Atto three hashtag no sponsor.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But would love one, would welcome one down.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
In the like the car park, I don't know, shopping
center car park, which is my local. And I started
plugging in and then I looked down at my charging
app and I had two charges going at the one time.
I had one for like five dollars and one for
seven dollars. I was like, what's happening here, And then
I realized a man in a tesla pulled up right
next to me at the exact same time, and as
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he started his charge, I accepted it for some reason,
so I was paying for his charge. So I'm like,
what can I do? I'm not gonna pay for this, guys.
I'm not going to put sixty bucks into a tesla
or all these anyway, So I hit cancel. But what
I didn't realize is he got a notification on his app.
So he came back down and he was like, what
are you doing? Why is I can not charging owner?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was so uncomfortable. All right, I'm thirteen twenty four
to ten. We're gonna call from Vanessa here. Vanessa, what
did you do somewhere that means you can't go back?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yes, so I can't go back to this restaurant that's
in my area. So basically what happens is I was
having dinner with my family and the one thing that
I can't stand is having someone sink birthday to me
in public?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh is fair enough?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That is a that's a genuine fear for a lot
of people.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I just get so embarrassed. But just take the step further.
So we had we finished our dinner, and then I
just see a way to start seeing happy Birthday, and
I see a case coming towards our table, and I
lost lost it and I said, guys, I don't want
to I don't. I told you I don't want to
do this. And I kind of stood up and like
chucked the tantrum. And then I see the waiters going
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for the table behind me. Oh no, and I felt
so embarrassed and I just like stepped back of a
table in complete silence. And I'm never ever going back
to a restaurant ever again.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Vanessa, do you know what the waiter should have sung?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You're listening to Jess and shape, I'd like to speak
to the manager.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's not me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's something if you work in customer service you don't
ever want to hear.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Tell you I worked in retail and it was the
worst when someone would come to you and say, can
I speak to the manager please? Immediately, being that inquisitive
bee that I am, I was like, what's going on?
I want to know?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Every day? Did you did you ever call them a?
And then redacted word there And I'm saying a redacted
word because what we would normally call them a Karen
is now illegal illegal. Yeah, so calling a middle aged
white woman, and yes, they do have it quite hard.
Karen is borderline racist, sexist, and agist, and Employment Tribunal
has found was a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That I know that changed her name from Karen to
something else because she hated you're kidding?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Changed by what did.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
She change it?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
She's changed it. I think it's like cat throne or something.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh that is such a weak I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Change it to something cool instead of what would you
go with Spartacus?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No, I'd go something like Noah that feels very like
fashion forward, like androgynous, and also could build a giant
boat in a flood.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If you had that kind of problem.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, she changed her name and she's quite happy now.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Karen came to popularity because of the meme. We all
know the haircut. Cannot do it anymore in a place
of work, so I will not be calling you a
Karen anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Have a Karen here? Do we?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We don't have a Karen? Do you think we have
a few people that are like Karen's.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Do you want to name them? Very quietly to me,
I like my job and I like being paid they
and in payroll. No, what I thought we could we
could do now that Karen is out of the vernacular.
What if we get a few more names that kind
of explain people. So if you're doing something that feels
a bit like a Steve, I can say, oh, you're
such a Steve's.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Such a Sharon.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, Sharon's a good one. We've got to work out
what these are though. So I thought a someone I
was gonna say, someone bald, but like a man that's bald,
probably with a beer gut, always wearing thongs, who loves
a snag and a cold four X. That's Barry Bazar,
do you like Yeah, yeah, okay. Someone that loves his
you likes to talk footy like it's religion, and his
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mates with the whole street. That's Shane.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
We thought that's that's stereotypical Shane.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, it's chucking a Shane loves a double pluger. That guy,
That guy's such a Shane. Where is he's next door? Okay?
What about a guy that works fi fo or in
Trady jobs. He's always rocking a mullet and a short
back and sides Kyle, not Kyle. I've got a guy
coming up. No, that's Wayne, Wayne, and this guy has
a story about the good old days and a mullet
(18:09):
to prove it. He's an absolute beast on the barbecue.
It's trev Ah Yeah, chucking a Trev.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
YEAREV see I'm growing a mullet at the moment. I
don't think I'm a Trev.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Chucking a Trev Absolutely chucking a Trev. Okay. What about
Tracy obsessed with their dog usually a staffi or a kelpie,
calls the council over noisy neighbors chucking at Tracy. Tanya
loves her pilates classes, maybe not so much if she's
doing it next to you on the Reformer, and likes
to make passive aggressive comments at the school gate.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I know a person like that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There'd be so many Tanyas out there. Okay, this is Kyle.
Punches things when angry, usually about losing at the footy.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, and also monster energy.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Obsessed, Yes, with a beanie like a lime green bean reason.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And one of those ugly pencil mustaches that seemed to
be in fashion at the moment. Yeah, I can.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
See that all right. What about Beck loves a flat white,
has an Instagram full of beat shots, and avocado toast
back and like you could spell back in any way,
shape or form, which is awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I see. I've seen a few different spellings of Beck.
The weirdest one was b eq Oh, yeah, which is
I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I can't tell if that's so Bogan or so classic.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'd say so Bogan, Yeah, that's what I'm saying, super Bogan.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And Crystal, the new Age mystic does taro at the
markets where's lots of crystals and has a vintage kom
Butcher obsession.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh see, I would say that Crystal is something else completely.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
What would you say Crystal is?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Crystal likes to go and dance on a pole at
two am in the morning for money.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Dare Dare I say? Dare I say that a Crystal
that does that at twenty then in her late thirties
is the new Age mystic that does taro at the markets.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, she can read your tarot and do a good
dance for you too. And the other one that always
seems to don't know. You couldn't really use this as
a term of endement. You're a Greg.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh that's my poor dad's name, you said, what's a Greg?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Greg is occasionally used for passive, aggressive middle aged men
who think they know better.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
No, you know what, Greg is a great.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Dad for daddy, Daddy, Sorry, your dad, go to the FS.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I was listening to a true crime podcast yesterday all
the way home. I love true crime. Now, this isn't
a podcast that I've ever listened to before. Normally i'll
go like your case Files or you get you know,
I Catch Killers podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
This isn't a podcast I listened to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
This podcast sucks now. Actually I rate this podcast as
fifty percent of it. I endorse it. No, this podcast
I just put on because it was about a case
that's happening in America. Now, I'm not going to go
too much into it because I don't want to be
insensitive to any of the victims, and they were quite
a few of it. But I just wanted the latest
update because something major had happened in court and this
podcast title. Maybe it was a bit of clickbait, but
(20:55):
it looked like they had all the information on it
and that had kind of happened yesterday morning, and I
was like, great, it's up like two hours later. I'm
going to get all the information.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
What was the time difference between it?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh, only a couple of hours, Like, so it actually was.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It wasn't like, oh, this happened in nineteen.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh no, no, no, twenty three. This was why I
picked this podcast because something had happened in the courts
in America and I wanted the latest on it, and
this was the most recent, up to date podcast I
could find. What I didn't realize is that this podcast
is probably not in the same kind of quality and
league as like a case file or you know, some
of those other ones, even like my favorite murder, those
(21:33):
sort of ones. Right, And I clued on pretty quickly
when I heard what they'd done with the opener and
how they had used AI for a crime podcast. Season six,
We're back again, Christie and Katie, your crime time friends.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh oh he's justice Last Glide, True Crime Squad, Come join.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The Rye grab clus Let's take a stands voices, hand
and hand.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
True Crime Squad.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Is time to shine.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Season six, Your Turn, Your Time. I thought it was
a parody.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, I'm not into it.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Haven't listen to that bit. That's the last bit. Hang on,
here you go, True Crime Squad. Where Justice Needs Where
justice meets hilarity. That's one of the lines. This was
another grab clues.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Let's take a stand for victim's voices.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Hand in hand, take my hand, grab the clues, Let's
take a stand for victims. Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It sounds like a really bad high school musical.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It just felt really, really off for what was then
a very intense podcast on the crime that had occurred.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I mean it was the crime, like really gory in.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Depth yep, yep. And I won't go into it just
any I just mean anyone talking about crime but doing
a little a little opener like that and talking about victims.
That doesn't sit right with me. So I thought, what
are some other industries where if you kind of had
like an industry specific podcast, you probably wouldn't want to
have an easy, breezy AI opener. And I thought one
of them is being a pilot. So say you were learning,
(23:06):
you worked, you worked at Boeing. They put all the
information online fire a podcasts, a very serious podcast. Imagine
if this was the opener, sign.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well just fine.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Well up late two hours gone we passed theirpon landing.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Black Choke and this look get behind this lights out
those new whole pilots jewel, and we weren't dead.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
But all the steaks look better around the pilot's cow.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
All mistakes look better on the pilot's cap.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Alma, steaks look better pilot's cow.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And then you go into Then then the episode would
start and it would be super serious.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Open up to page one hundred and seventy four, boeing
the doors they must stay on.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, the thing I take away from that is that
I better go and put my pilot's cap on because
you make a mistake. It's fine, I'm wearing a pilot's cap.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
But actually, actually I also thought, if you are a
surgeon and you're listening to a podcast about surgery and
saving people's life, you probably don't want to hear this.
As the opener, scoundrel slips Nick the spleen was a
little snow.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's the scene alongside marked charts.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And mess anesthetics.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Second guest, nurses knew the light is dim and the
patient's name isn't it Jim.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All least ladies have the hearts for docs.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
So you can get away with it because ladies have
the hots for docks.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, that's true, even some gay men.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It's actually quite catchy.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I thought there was more. She was just saying, well, ready, okay,
oh no, she's not. Ell least ladies have the hearts
for doc, so do for at the end, she's not
for docks, just single Doc.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I mean I can get behind a podcast like that,
but not a serious podcast, That's what I mean. Have
you made one for us?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I haven't. Should I do that for next week?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But I dread to think what's in there because I've
asked AI about myself and the things that it comes
back with is pretty bloody specific.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Okay, tune into the pod next week. I'll have that
ready for you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Ever, I need your help with something, alrighty, What can
I help you with?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, it's no secret that I'm turning the Big four
to oh this year.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's exciting day. Are you looking at the.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
August of twenty first? I mean, I know I don't
look forty, not at all. I'm saying that genuinely. I
don't feel forty.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh sorry, sorry, I don't really the other way feel forty.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I never have. I can't believe on you don't give
off forty energy.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
No, I don't even give off thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Maybe thirty eight. No, like birthdays coming up. I'm not
a big birthday person. I don't like birthday parties.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't like have you had a bad experience in
the past.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I've had a bad experience at other people's parties, and
I don't want that to happen to me. Oh, okay,
you know, like you get that embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
By boxing, you're like range by association.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah? Absolutely, But do you think it's wrong for me
to want to set up an online like gift wish
list for my forty kind of We know you can
do an Amazon wish list, right, I think you could.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Do it if you were having a party. But to
not have a party and just expect people to amazon
you gifts to your door, there's something slightly off.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
There, so I can't do it. No, I'm just so
sick of people buying me shit gifts.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think that's fine by all means, tell us what
you want. My little sister every year she sends us
a list and we just all go, great, I'm on this, this, this,
and this. She knows what she's getting, but at least
she's happy. But she has to have the party to
receive the gift, You've got to give a little bit
of yourself for me to give a little bit of myself.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I see, I just don't want to have that part
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Like that's the whole you know, boys, what are you're dreading.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
The center of attention thing? And I know that's weird
given what I do for a job, but I just
don't like being the center of attention everyone sings at you.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
What if we could throw you a party and it's
not for your birthday, it's for something else that all
your friends and family might come to and then people
can do present there for your birthday, which might be
in a few days time.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, but that means also that they get If I
am going to do the wish list and they're going
to come to a party, I need to tell them
what's on that list, and they need to see it.
And I'm afraid that most of the things that I
want are really lame.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Well, we did work out you're not cooled a little
bit earlier. Yeah, one of the sort of things you wanted.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, I need a new wallet, and that's it's pretty
you know, like forty year old man, I need a
new wallet. The other thing that I'm really desperate for
is a pepper grinder, like a really good pepper grinderd Yeah,
because you know, you go to cafes and stuff and
they have those really big ones like obnoxiously and they
come over to the table.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
And then yeah, they look like a chess piece.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, or they're going to knock you out with it.
But like the pepper that smells amazing, it tastes amazing.
The pepper that you have at home with the ones
that you get from like your coals or wallies and
you grind not the same, okay, not the same. I
need a really decent pepper grind.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
What about are getting a salt shaker to go with it?
So two people don't need to go in on this
big gun.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, just I need one good decent pepper.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Grinder, absolutely okay. What else is on the list?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Making me lay?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I need a new dice and hair dryer.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, that's okay, you can put that on there. The
girlies would hook you up there. Too expensive though, isn't
it like people can go in halves?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Even halves? Is too expensive? I need like seven friends
to go in on that one even more? How much
is it like eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh you need ten friends?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But yeah, I mean the pepper grinder for me. I didn't.
I want to tell people that I need a new
pepper grinder, but I feel like it's really lame.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What if I sought that gift out for you and
I hold the pepper and I just get you a
subscription to grind?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Hey, now you're talking?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Is Jess and Shay?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I came across something very funny online and it was
just a meme saying what would bands be called if
they were also medical problems?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I think I might have sown the same meme.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Did you see it? The diabetes?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's so good?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It was very good. It made me think of a
few other ones. I want to run them past you
and please jump in if you have any out gang
Green Day A Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah? Better than their songs. I'm not a Green day fan,
never have been. Really No, I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
You're an American idiot.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
God, Now that's a good joke. I'll give you that one.
Cold Plague is one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's really good. I like that. Okay, what about instead
of arthritis, it's the arthritic monkeys?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, monkeystick monkeys.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Pretty hard to say.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I will give that to you. What about rage against
the vaccine? That's good?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
What about panic attack at the disco?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I've been there multiple multiple times, Lincoln Parkinson's. Oh
that's good.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's good, just to shake things up a bit, now,
is that joking appropriate? Maybe I'm going to say no,
only because this good friend of mine works for the
Parkinson's charity, and the charity is called shake it Up.
Oh really stand by that, and adding if you need
to come for me, you let me know.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That is a really great name.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's not bad, right, Yeah. All they need to top
it off is Taylors were singing shake it off, but
shake it up?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I mean I don't think she would.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You don't think no? Yeah, sorry, any back to the
drawing board, all right. Second last one for me, Miley
virus that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You like I pay that. I pay that good. The
red hot chilli glands.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's very good. And for me, I know this is
a bit of a cop out. It's actually it's a
lot of a cop out. It's just the stroke.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh I m you pay it. I do. And one
more from me Fleetwood macular degeneration.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You're listening to Jess and Shay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So there's a guy who's gone viral for the amount
of fast food that he's eating, and he's gone through
every part of what he's spent on fast food in
his bank statement, and I everyone's saying that it's a
staggering amount. I don't actually think it is.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What's sort of cuisine? Are we talking?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Mexican?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh okay, yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can't be that. Yeah, how much you reckon you would
spend on takeaway?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I mean, gyg whiz.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Look, we have tried to set a takeaway budget for
each month, and we just went over July and it's
what's the budget. It's the seventh day of July's. Oh,
it's like two hundred bucks for the month, for.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The whole month.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, so what's like three of us eating so that's
kind of hard pizza these days is twenty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
So how much will that be for twelve months? We're
talking to twenty four hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I think. So it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, So this guy on just this Mexican food outlet, Yeah,
send something if you want to. Steven month, do love
your food? Sixty five hundred dollars in the year, and
I don't think that's very much.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh, I think it is because this Mexican chain is
not that expensive.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's actually quite cheap. Let me, let me just work
it out.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
So obviously, you know, not adding guoc and chips every time,
or a drink.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Sixty five hundred divided by twelve five hundred and forty
one dollars a month?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay? What's that a week.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Divided by four one hundred and thirty five dollars a week?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Okay, So we're talking about twenty ish bucks a day.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So he's possibly having it five days a week.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Does it count with any if anyone else eats it
with him? Or this is just him?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I mean, I don't know the specifics of it, but
that's how much he's he's spending on it. I won't
say I spend more.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Okay, what would be your go to take away meal?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I am an absolute fiend. It's fiend with a D fiend.
That was feene fiend.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Oh dear, I am a stupid adult.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Absolute fein. Now you got me questioning.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I know you're right, Fene, I'm a fiend. Now, you
don't say the D you do say thenight, like obviously
I'm talking about like the man in arm and not
like day and night.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think you're wrong here, it's fiend, ask them, ask chat,
GPT or Siri.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh, proved to me you're not cool?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Hey, Siri? Is it fene or fiend?
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Modern usage in modern slang, particularly within certain subcultures, fen
is a colloquial derivative of the word fiend, often referring
to someone extremely dedicated to a particular interest or activity.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, so we shut up. We're both right.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
We are both got more important question. Why is your
serious man? Because you can choose, so you chose a man.
So you're telling me you don't like women telling you
what to do, we're gonna have them.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, on that note, it's the end of us for well,
not not completely.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Sorry, I just span everywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It's not the end of my me up, it's not
the end of us completely. It's just the end of
this episode. And you've liked what you've heard, make sure
you give us five stars. Leave a little rating too,
because it does help us.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Leave a review. I'd love to write a review, or
you could slign into our d MS. Jess Underscore MC
Underscore on Instagram and you want to if you want
to slide into this lovely looking man's lovely looking. I
like that, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It doesn't count though, because you're.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Gay, yes, or it doesn't count back, so.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You absolutely, I see, mister.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It's like see and it's just as asterisks.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Exclamation mark, yes, no, mister, underscore see underscore rogan. I
did get a few people last week.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's nice. Yeah, nice. I've got lots of people unfollowing.
It's quite the opposite.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I didn't follow them back, that's sad. And let them
follow me.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I told you to let them follow you and that
you would follow them back.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
There was a few that I followed, but they didn't
follow everybody.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, I think you go back and you do that, okay,
you know where we'll definitely follow people back. TikTok chess
and Shae, j E S S A N D just
the normal spelling event and c H A E.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, because my name is weird and it sounds weird
when you say it, but it's spelled a different.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Way, and you know what, it suits you perfectly.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Absolutely, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Bye. You're listening to Jess and Shae on
With Kate podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, well stop that, that's not the right thing.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You don't want the guys open up our.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Open all we go where we.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Love you.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I love you guys so much, love looking you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well it's only fitting that that gets put in there
because all of those callers did come from and.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Kate Riche as you might know, Jess and Shade. What
I was gonna say one of the producers, No, we're
both producers on the Fit show. Absolutely love the guys,
love our jobs. And I think I've read that perfectly
off the shape.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, that's exactly how exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What they write down. Yes, we have our own show
Nova Sunday nights around the country, eight pm. But also
we put that into a podcast, the best bits from
the show, and then we just do an absolute I'm
going to use this button here a ton more.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, and I mean more than we probably should. But
it's all good. It's all here. You can listen to
it now. Fitzy and Whipper love it. Kate Richie's also
told she loves it.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Has anyone have they listened to it?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
For that, they said. Does that mean that, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
They definitely didn't They definitely, No, of course they did.
They're very supportive and we're very lucky to be able
to gift you with this show as well. Fifty with
Kate listeners. We love doing the Producers pod, so we
just thought, this is what we're doing on a Sunday night.
This is our pod. If you like it, we'd love
you to head over to our channel click follow, give
us a rating. It's a bit like uber really, isn't it,
(01:34):
and then we'll drop you off at your destination a.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Little bit too, but also one of the big things.
If you like what you hear with us, tell your friends,
Tell your friends that you've heard this.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't get too pushy.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, you got to tell your friends. If you love it,
they'll love it. Everyone loves it and it's good for
us as well.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I keep doing that. I like it. Yes, we'll enjoy this.
It's not Fitty Wiper and Kate. It's Jess and Shay
Sunday night's on nover but right now in your.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Ears, in your ear holes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh my goodness, I think you're cool, my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No think again.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh hang on, you said no. Everyone likes to think
that they're cool.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh look, I would you've got to have a little
bit of self confidence, right, I.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think that is what makes someone cool. As to these
other six attributes, I have a terrible feeling you and
I aren't any of them.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I would agree with you. There.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Analysis revealed that good people are perceived as more conforming, traditional, secure, warm, agreeable, conscientious,
and calm.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's a word.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Are you saying that because I stumbled on it? Whereas
cool people were thought to be more extroverted, hedonistic, powerful, adventurous, open,
and autonomous.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hedonistic.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, that means you like you, you do things for pleasure. Okay,
what I thought i'd do. Because you and I probably
aren't the best radar on whether we're individually cool.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Except what Ollie is the coolest person I know in.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Here, flattered to be here.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Cool producer Oli.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
First of all, how old are you twenty four?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay? Give us your cool credentials? Why do you think
your well?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I don't actually think I'm so good, but I mean
I suppose I'm young, so that's probably brings me up
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I'm not a boomer. I think I'm from gen Z
yep jen Z, so that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm a boomer.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean the fact that Olie doesn't think he's cool
that makes him cool to me?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I mean not a boomer,
though I don't even think you'd be even close to
being a boomer.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I don't think so. What's what's millennial? I'm not a
millennial either?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think? Am I a millennial? What am I?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You might be older?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I am uncol I'm uncle, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
The fact that you don't know it means means you're uncle.
Give us some of the bands you like. Where do
you go on the weekend?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I like festivals?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, like em music, Rufus dom Dola fred again, I
guess go.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
To the beach. I don't know people think that's cool?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Then?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mean you are cool, you wear cool clothes, you
have cool hair, thank you, and on top of that,
a lovely, lovely person. But what I thought i'd bring
Ollie in here today is we might pitch ourselves three
things about us we think are cool, and he's going
to rule if they're cool or not. Look the fact
that we've done this break I think it riags not
cool to me? Absolutely all right, share you go first.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, Well, I think my job's pretty cool. I think
what I do for a living is quite good.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do you think that?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I'd agree it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You have the same job as If you're cool.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What else have you got makes you cool?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That I can play musical instruments and I can jam out?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But what are the instruments?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
If it's a triangle, it's not.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's a I played the piano, the saxophone, clarinet, I see, well.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Clarinet, you lost me. Piano just plays a guitar. I
would say that is cool.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
My fingers are too fat to play stringed instrument.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, what's something else? Go your final pitch? Why are
you cool that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I live alone and I'm self sufficient?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Like, okay, don't pull on my heart strings here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm trying to mate.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're still in murky water.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Hold your final judgment till the end, because I actually
think there can only be one cool person on this show,
and I'd like a real shot at it. Most mornings
to work, I wear a backwards hat.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That is cool?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Is it actually?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's one that's thirty four, does it?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I think it's still cool that you are happy to
wear that and not be embarrassed, And that's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Confidence is I don't know that helps with your migrants?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Anyone else? That's not cool? Is it anyone else? Catch that?
He said you're confident. He didn't say that it looked
any good. That's okay, no worries. What about the next one?
I wear Taylor Swift merch unironically, like, oh no, I've
lost him.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Taylor Swift is a bit of a in my eyes,
just not cool because there's too many people that are
obsessed with there.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So it's almost like it's cooler. Should not be as
into her.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I would say she's not niche enough anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
What if you're wearing merch you want to be wearing like, oh,
what's that band?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
That's what's that niche band? Who's that niche artist? If
you wearing t Swift merch, it's like you can get
that came on.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
But I would have said, you play cord your code.
You're a mom. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I can't use that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm not a final ruling. Is shay cool? Oh what's
your final decision?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
No? I did want to give you bonus points for
your tesla. That's pretty cool. You can make sound effects
with your tesla. Your car's cool, But it doesn't make
you cool.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It came off a bit because he does musical for Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, I didn't use that as a thing.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You were Shrek. I know that about it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But that is cool, isn't that I played Shrek?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Is that not? Really?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I went Taylor Swift merchandise too, And.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
What about old j money over here?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I would have say, you're pretty cool, do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, I'm going to take those away.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, you're the coolest in the between the two of you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Come on, mate, the lesson of two Evils.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I do some strange things when I'm home on
my own and I live alone, so I'm the only
one that gets to see them. I don't know why
I'm outing myself and making letting you all in on
the secrets, but I mean the first one is pretty simple.
I talk to myself. Do you talk to yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I see I talk to myself all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But I've got company always.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, well you've got your little boy and your wife.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is when I talk to the dog and it's like,
I know, the dog's never talking back.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do you talk to the dog in dog voice?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Give you an example.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Our dog's name is Frankie, but her nickname is Dufa Frankie,
frufy doofy dofa. It's how we got there.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Kind of my little freaky little little doof Would you
like would you like?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Of course I do. She's my sweet little cherrup.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Everyone has the little doggie voice.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Imagine me getting home, Hello, Frankie, how are you?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
How was he to day?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Way No.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I constantly talked to myself out loud as well. And
I don't think that's nine it's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What about singing and making up songs for what I'm
doing all the time. So if I'm like, you know,
washing the dishes, I'll be like washing the dishes, do
in math dinging, and then I get to learn at.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I almost want to come and do the dishes sound.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It's a vibe.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You have to do that, otherwise you're just doing mundane,
boring things like the Other thing I do is singing
with a chipmunk voice, like I have this voice and
some people are like, oh my god, it's Elmo. Oh
I got it's Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Lilo and
Stitch I always get that confused because a guy that
we work with here is Snitch.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I would love to see the version of.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's very very good. It sounds production design.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
The little girl, and then just a weird man loading audio.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, and a weird dog over in the corner as well.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Not weird because Snitch is weird as in weird because
it's not the little grammar.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, but yeah, people are like, what is that? Elmo?
Is it Snitch? So I did it again? Is it Stitch?
And I just think it's me doing my little chipmunk voice?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Can I have an example?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Problem?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Just blown my month?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So I will walk around the house and I'm doing go.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Again, horror fools all the bottom.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And that's not We're not doing any sort of like
vocal changes to my voice. That's me doing that is phenomenal.
But I will sing songs as well, so pop songs
as well. Okay, what do you go to at the moment?
Pink Pony Club?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Can we hear a little bit?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I've got a little backing track there.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, hay let me because you can't.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do a sing along without a backing track?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Do you call this voice?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I called chipmunk voice?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It needs its own name and character.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well maybe you can give it an.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Okay, here we go on pink Honey club.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Owner.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's a cute.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You want a little doll black handled the claus.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
And sorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Heard the dolls are spousal plalls, Well, borls and girls
come all a ll single doll. I'm having rettal drums,
a little internal soul and Sama Monald tar a little
it's carling bull won both.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
My mom are proud. I'll hold it's kinna cross the sum.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'll get it wrong. A little girl noss Girna scream what.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Paral?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And don't have to climb Mama? Just yeah, So that's.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm not kidding. That is one of the most impressive things, really,
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
See look, that was what I wanted to do for
such a long time. As being a voice.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Actor, you certainly could.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I love it so much. I just do it
at home and no one hears it but me. Now
you that was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Can you just do a little like can you say
it's you're listening to Jess and h lordless little son,
My god, I just made this redundant?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Is Jess and say.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I did something for the first time last week, and
what is this.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Speaking enough on air? Are you about to tell us
you've released the Lord album Virgin but without releasing the
Lord album? Bit?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's embarrassing, Okay, it is so embarrassing. So as you know,
I'm into my little fitness era at the moment.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, and you're looking good. A million bucks?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How much weight have I lost?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Thirty three?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Because I tell you every single day that I'm here.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
No, I thought I would try some different things, right,
So I do the walking, I do the women. No,
but that may make me lose a little bit more weight. No,
I do the walking, I do the running. I go
to the gym, but the weight's not moving. I'm trying
to get past the hundred mark and it.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Just, ah, that's tricky to do as well.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I can't get over that hump. So I thought I
would try something new. So I went and I tried pilates.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh that's a bit of fun, because I'm a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Like when it comes to fitness, I want to take
the lazy out. So if you can lay on one
of those, it's called a reformer. Yes, yeah, if you
can lay one of those and do your thing. I
thought it'd be really easy, you just lay there and
do your thing, and it would be so simple. I
was wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I was wrong. You know, doing the lazy thing is
taking ozampics, right, so you're already a step above that.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I mean, if you can do horizontal exercise, I'm all
for it. But what it wasn't what you thought it
was going to be.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
It was really hard. It was actually really.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hard, and exercise that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, and the sweat was coming. It was actually a
really good workout. However, I did something and I can't
go back. I can't go back there.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I may have expelled something from my nether regions, because
you know, you put your legs in the air and
they put the like the strap I don't know the
lingo the straps on your legs and they stretch them back.
So I was legs in the air praying to Jesus,
and I pulled back and something squashed and something came out,
(12:58):
and I looked out and thinking no one heard, no
one they heard.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It was audible, very very How do people in their
room react to that?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think it might be a common occurrence because people
kind of looked and they were like, oh, like gave
me that little ex shrug like, yeah, it happens, mate,
It's fine. But I was mortified. I can't go back.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I mean, and will you ever do perfarties again?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
But I want to open it up, like I can't
be the only person that has done something so embarrassing.
They can't go back somewhere like seriously, So thirteen twenty
four to ten, give us a call. Are you in
the same boat as me? It doesn't have to be
a fart, It can be anything, and it just has
to be embarrassing, so embarrassing you can't go back.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, you know what happened to me. I went to
charge my byd Atto three hashtag no sponsor.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
But would love one, would welcome one down.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
In the like the car park, I don't know, shopping
center car park, which is my local. And I started
plugging in and then I looked down at my charging
app and I had two charges going at the one time.
I had one for like five dollars and one for
seven dollars. I was like, what's happening here, And then
I realized a man in a tesla pulled up right
next to me at the exact same time, and as
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he started his charge, I accepted it for some reason,
so I was paying for his charge. So I'm like,
what can I do? I'm not gonna pay for this, guys.
I'm not going to put sixty bucks into a tesla
or all these anyway, So I hit cancel. But what
I didn't realize is he got a notification on his app.
So he came back down and he was like, what
are you doing? Why is I can not charging owner?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was so uncomfortable. All right, I'm thirteen twenty four
to ten. We're gonna call from Vanessa here. Vanessa, what
did you do somewhere that means you can't go back?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yes, so I can't go back to this restaurant that's
in my area. So basically what happens is I was
having dinner with my family and the one thing that
I can't stand is having someone sink birthday to me
in public?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh is fair enough?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That is a that's a genuine fear for a lot
of people.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I just get so embarrassed. But just take the step further.
So we had we finished our dinner, and then I
just see a way to start seeing happy Birthday, and
I see a case coming towards our table, and I
lost lost it and I said, guys, I don't want
to I don't. I told you I don't want to
do this. And I kind of stood up and like
chucked the tantrum. And then I see the waiters going
(15:17):
for the table behind me. Oh no, and I felt
so embarrassed and I just like stepped back of a
table in complete silence. And I'm never ever going back
to a restaurant ever again.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Vanessa, do you know what the waiter should have sung?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You're listening to Jess and shape, I'd like to speak
to the manager.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's not me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's something if you work in customer service you don't
ever want to hear.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Tell you I worked in retail and it was the
worst when someone would come to you and say, can
I speak to the manager please? Immediately, being that inquisitive
bee that I am, I was like, what's going on?
I want to know?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Every day? Did you did you ever call them a?
And then redacted word there And I'm saying a redacted
word because what we would normally call them a Karen
is now illegal illegal. Yeah, so calling a middle aged
white woman, and yes, they do have it quite hard.
Karen is borderline racist, sexist, and agist, and Employment Tribunal
has found was a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That I know that changed her name from Karen to
something else because she hated you're kidding?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Changed by what did.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
She change it?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
She's changed it. I think it's like cat throne or something.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh that is such a weak I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Change it to something cool instead of what would you
go with Spartacus?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
No, I'd go something like Noah that feels very like
fashion forward, like androgynous, and also could build a giant
boat in a flood.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
If you had that kind of problem.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, she changed her name and she's quite happy now.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Karen came to popularity because of the meme. We all
know the haircut. Cannot do it anymore in a place
of work, so I will not be calling you a
Karen anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Have a Karen here? Do we?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
We don't have a Karen? Do you think we have
a few people that are like Karen's.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Do you want to name them? Very quietly to me,
I like my job and I like being paid they
and in payroll. No, what I thought we could we
could do now that Karen is out of the vernacular.
What if we get a few more names that kind
of explain people. So if you're doing something that feels
a bit like a Steve, I can say, oh, you're
such a Steve's.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Such a Sharon.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, Sharon's a good one. We've got to work out
what these are though. So I thought a someone I
was gonna say, someone bald, but like a man that's bald,
probably with a beer gut, always wearing thongs, who loves
a snag and a cold four X. That's Barry Bazar,
do you like Yeah, yeah, okay. Someone that loves his
you likes to talk footy like it's religion, and his
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mates with the whole street. That's Shane.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
We thought that's that's stereotypical Shane.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, it's chucking a Shane loves a double pluger. That guy,
That guy's such a Shane. Where is he's next door? Okay?
What about a guy that works fi fo or in
Trady jobs. He's always rocking a mullet and a short
back and sides Kyle, not Kyle. I've got a guy
coming up. No, that's Wayne, Wayne, and this guy has
a story about the good old days and a mullet
(18:09):
to prove it. He's an absolute beast on the barbecue.
It's trev Ah Yeah, chucking a Trev.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
YEAREV see I'm growing a mullet at the moment. I
don't think I'm a Trev.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Chucking a Trev Absolutely chucking a Trev. Okay. What about
Tracy obsessed with their dog usually a staffi or a kelpie,
calls the council over noisy neighbors chucking at Tracy. Tanya
loves her pilates classes, maybe not so much if she's
doing it next to you on the Reformer, and likes
to make passive aggressive comments at the school gate.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I know a person like that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There'd be so many Tanyas out there. Okay, this is Kyle.
Punches things when angry, usually about losing at the footy.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, and also monster energy.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Obsessed, Yes, with a beanie like a lime green bean reason.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And one of those ugly pencil mustaches that seemed to
be in fashion at the moment. Yeah, I can.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
See that all right. What about Beck loves a flat white,
has an Instagram full of beat shots, and avocado toast
back and like you could spell back in any way,
shape or form, which is awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I see. I've seen a few different spellings of Beck.
The weirdest one was b eq Oh, yeah, which is
I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I can't tell if that's so Bogan or so classic.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'd say so Bogan, Yeah, that's what I'm saying, super Bogan.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And Crystal, the new Age mystic does taro at the
markets where's lots of crystals and has a vintage kom
Butcher obsession.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Oh see, I would say that Crystal is something else completely.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
What would you say Crystal is?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Crystal likes to go and dance on a pole at
two am in the morning for money.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Dare Dare I say? Dare I say that a Crystal
that does that at twenty then in her late thirties
is the new Age mystic that does taro at the markets.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, she can read your tarot and do a good
dance for you too. And the other one that always
seems to don't know. You couldn't really use this as
a term of endement. You're a Greg.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh that's my poor dad's name, you said, what's a Greg?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Greg is occasionally used for passive, aggressive middle aged men
who think they know better.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
No, you know what, Greg is a great.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Dad for daddy, Daddy, Sorry, your dad, go to the FS.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I was listening to a true crime podcast yesterday all
the way home. I love true crime. Now, this isn't
a podcast that I've ever listened to before. Normally i'll
go like your case Files or you get you know,
I Catch Killers podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
This isn't a podcast I listened to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
This podcast sucks now. Actually I rate this podcast as
fifty percent of it. I endorse it. No, this podcast
I just put on because it was about a case
that's happening in America. Now, I'm not going to go
too much into it because I don't want to be
insensitive to any of the victims, and they were quite
a few of it. But I just wanted the latest
update because something major had happened in court and this
podcast title. Maybe it was a bit of clickbait, but
(20:55):
it looked like they had all the information on it
and that had kind of happened yesterday morning, and I
was like, great, it's up like two hours later. I'm
going to get all the information.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
What was the time difference between it?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh, only a couple of hours, Like, so it actually was.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It wasn't like, oh, this happened in nineteen.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh no, no, no, twenty three. This was why I
picked this podcast because something had happened in the courts
in America and I wanted the latest on it, and
this was the most recent, up to date podcast I
could find. What I didn't realize is that this podcast
is probably not in the same kind of quality and
league as like a case file or you know, some
of those other ones, even like my favorite murder, those
(21:33):
sort of ones. Right, And I clued on pretty quickly
when I heard what they'd done with the opener and
how they had used AI for a crime podcast. Season six,
We're back again, Christie and Katie, your crime time friends.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh oh he's justice Last Glide, True Crime Squad, Come join.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The Rye grab clus Let's take a stands voices, hand
and hand.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
True Crime Squad.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Is time to shine.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Season six, Your Turn, Your Time. I thought it was
a parody.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, I'm not into it.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Haven't listen to that bit. That's the last bit. Hang on,
here you go, True Crime Squad. Where Justice Needs Where
justice meets hilarity. That's one of the lines. This was
another grab clues.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Let's take a stand for victim's voices.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Hand in hand, take my hand, grab the clues, Let's
take a stand for victims. Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It sounds like a really bad high school musical.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It just felt really, really off for what was then
a very intense podcast on the crime that had occurred.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I mean it was the crime, like really gory in.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Depth yep, yep. And I won't go into it just
any I just mean anyone talking about crime but doing
a little a little opener like that and talking about victims.
That doesn't sit right with me. So I thought, what
are some other industries where if you kind of had
like an industry specific podcast, you probably wouldn't want to
have an easy, breezy AI opener. And I thought one
of them is being a pilot. So say you were learning,
(23:06):
you worked, you worked at Boeing. They put all the
information online fire a podcasts, a very serious podcast. Imagine
if this was the opener, sign.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well just fine.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Well up late two hours gone we passed theirpon landing.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Black Choke and this look get behind this lights out
those new whole pilots jewel, and we weren't dead.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
But all the steaks look better around the pilot's cow.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
All mistakes look better on the pilot's cap.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Alma, steaks look better pilot's cow.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
And then you go into Then then the episode would
start and it would be super serious.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
All right.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Open up to page one hundred and seventy four, boeing
the doors they must stay on.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, the thing I take away from that is that
I better go and put my pilot's cap on because
you make a mistake. It's fine, I'm wearing a pilot's cap.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
But actually, actually I also thought, if you are a
surgeon and you're listening to a podcast about surgery and
saving people's life, you probably don't want to hear this.
As the opener, scoundrel slips Nick the spleen was a
little snow.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's the scene alongside marked charts.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And mess anesthetics.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Second guest, nurses knew the light is dim and the
patient's name isn't it Jim.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All least ladies have the hearts for docs.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
So you can get away with it because ladies have
the hots for docks.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, that's true, even some gay men.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
It's actually quite catchy.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I thought there was more. She was just saying, well, ready, okay,
oh no, she's not. Ell least ladies have the hearts
for doc, so do for at the end, she's not
for docks, just single Doc.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I mean I can get behind a podcast like that,
but not a serious podcast, That's what I mean. Have
you made one for us?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I haven't. Should I do that for next week?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But I dread to think what's in there because I've
asked AI about myself and the things that it comes
back with is pretty bloody specific.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Okay, tune into the pod next week. I'll have that
ready for you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Ever, I need your help with something, alrighty, What can
I help you with?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, it's no secret that I'm turning the Big four
to oh this year.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's exciting day. Are you looking at the.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
August of twenty first? I mean, I know I don't
look forty, not at all. I'm saying that genuinely. I
don't feel forty.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh sorry, sorry, I don't really the other way feel forty.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I never have. I can't believe on you don't give
off forty energy.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
No, I don't even give off thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Maybe thirty eight. No, like birthdays coming up. I'm not
a big birthday person. I don't like birthday parties.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't like have you had a bad experience in
the past.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I've had a bad experience at other people's parties, and
I don't want that to happen to me. Oh, okay,
you know, like you get that embarrassment.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
By boxing, you're like range by association.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah? Absolutely, But do you think it's wrong for me
to want to set up an online like gift wish
list for my forty kind of We know you can
do an Amazon wish list, right, I think you could.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Do it if you were having a party. But to
not have a party and just expect people to amazon
you gifts to your door, there's something slightly off.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
There, so I can't do it. No, I'm just so
sick of people buying me shit gifts.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think that's fine by all means, tell us what
you want. My little sister every year she sends us
a list and we just all go, great, I'm on this, this, this,
and this. She knows what she's getting, but at least
she's happy. But she has to have the party to
receive the gift, You've got to give a little bit
of yourself for me to give a little bit of myself.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I see, I just don't want to have that part
of it.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Like that's the whole you know, boys, what are you're dreading.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
The center of attention thing? And I know that's weird
given what I do for a job, but I just
don't like being the center of attention everyone sings at you.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
What if we could throw you a party and it's
not for your birthday, it's for something else that all
your friends and family might come to and then people
can do present there for your birthday, which might be
in a few days time.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, but that means also that they get If I
am going to do the wish list and they're going
to come to a party, I need to tell them
what's on that list, and they need to see it.
And I'm afraid that most of the things that I
want are really lame.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Well, we did work out you're not cooled a little
bit earlier. Yeah, one of the sort of things you wanted.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, I need a new wallet, and that's it's pretty
you know, like forty year old man, I need a
new wallet. The other thing that I'm really desperate for
is a pepper grinder, like a really good pepper grinderd Yeah,
because you know, you go to cafes and stuff and
they have those really big ones like obnoxiously and they
come over to the table.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
And then yeah, they look like a chess piece.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, or they're going to knock you out with it.
But like the pepper that smells amazing, it tastes amazing.
The pepper that you have at home with the ones
that you get from like your coals or wallies and
you grind not the same, okay, not the same. I
need a really decent pepper grind.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
What about are getting a salt shaker to go with it?
So two people don't need to go in on this
big gun.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
No, just I need one good decent pepper.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Grinder, absolutely okay. What else is on the list?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Making me lay?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I need a new dice and hair dryer.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, that's okay, you can put that on there. The
girlies would hook you up there. Too expensive though, isn't
it like people can go in halves?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Even halves? Is too expensive? I need like seven friends
to go in on that one even more? How much
is it like eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh you need ten friends?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
But yeah, I mean the pepper grinder for me. I didn't.
I want to tell people that I need a new
pepper grinder, but I feel like it's really lame.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What if I sought that gift out for you and
I hold the pepper and I just get you a
subscription to grind?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Hey, now you're talking?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Is Jess and Shay?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I came across something very funny online and it was
just a meme saying what would bands be called if
they were also medical problems?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I think I might have sown the same meme.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Did you see it? The diabetes?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
It's so good?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It was very good. It made me think of a
few other ones. I want to run them past you
and please jump in if you have any out gang
Green Day A Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah? Better than their songs. I'm not a Green day fan,
never have been. Really No, I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
You're an American idiot.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
God, Now that's a good joke. I'll give you that one.
Cold Plague is one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's really good. I like that. Okay, what about instead
of arthritis, it's the arthritic monkeys?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, monkeystick monkeys.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Pretty hard to say.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
I will give that to you. What about rage against
the vaccine? That's good?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
What about panic attack at the disco?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I've been there multiple multiple times, Lincoln Parkinson's. Oh
that's good.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's good, just to shake things up a bit, now,
is that joking appropriate? Maybe I'm going to say no,
only because this good friend of mine works for the
Parkinson's charity, and the charity is called shake it Up.
Oh really stand by that, and adding if you need
to come for me, you let me know.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That is a really great name.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's not bad, right, Yeah. All they need to top
it off is Taylors were singing shake it off, but
shake it up?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I mean I don't think she would.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You don't think no? Yeah, sorry, any back to the
drawing board, all right. Second last one for me, Miley
virus that's good.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You like I pay that. I pay that good. The
red hot chilli glands.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's very good. And for me, I know this is
a bit of a cop out. It's actually it's a
lot of a cop out. It's just the stroke.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh I m you pay it. I do. And one
more from me Fleetwood macular degeneration.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You're listening to Jess and Shay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So there's a guy who's gone viral for the amount
of fast food that he's eating, and he's gone through
every part of what he's spent on fast food in
his bank statement, and I everyone's saying that it's a
staggering amount. I don't actually think it is.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What's sort of cuisine? Are we talking?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Mexican?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh okay, yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can't be that. Yeah, how much you reckon you would
spend on takeaway?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I mean, gyg whiz.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Look, we have tried to set a takeaway budget for
each month, and we just went over July and it's
what's the budget. It's the seventh day of July's. Oh,
it's like two hundred bucks for the month, for.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The whole month.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, so what's like three of us eating so that's
kind of hard pizza these days is twenty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
So how much will that be for twelve months? We're
talking to twenty four hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I think. So it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, So this guy on just this Mexican food outlet, Yeah,
send something if you want to. Steven month, do love
your food? Sixty five hundred dollars in the year, and
I don't think that's very much.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh, I think it is because this Mexican chain is
not that expensive.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's actually quite cheap. Let me, let me just work
it out.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
So obviously, you know, not adding guoc and chips every time,
or a drink.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Sixty five hundred divided by twelve five hundred and forty
one dollars a month?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay? What's that a week.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Divided by four one hundred and thirty five dollars a week?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Okay, So we're talking about twenty ish bucks a day.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
So he's possibly having it five days a week.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Does it count with any if anyone else eats it
with him? Or this is just him?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I mean, I don't know the specifics of it, but
that's how much he's he's spending on it. I won't
say I spend more.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Okay, what would be your go to take away meal?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I am an absolute fiend. It's fiend with a D fiend.
That was feene fiend.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Oh dear, I am a stupid adult.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Absolute fein. Now you got me questioning.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I know you're right, Fene, I'm a fiend. Now, you
don't say the D you do say thenight, like obviously
I'm talking about like the man in arm and not
like day and night.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think you're wrong here, it's fiend, ask them, ask chat,
GPT or Siri.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh, proved to me you're not cool?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Hey, Siri? Is it fene or fiend?
Speaker 7 (33:21):
Modern usage in modern slang, particularly within certain subcultures, fen
is a colloquial derivative of the word fiend, often referring
to someone extremely dedicated to a particular interest or activity.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, so we shut up. We're both right.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
We are both got more important question. Why is your
serious man? Because you can choose, so you chose a man.
So you're telling me you don't like women telling you
what to do, we're gonna have them.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, on that note, it's the end of us for well,
not not completely.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Sorry, I just span everywhere.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It's not the end of my me up, it's not
the end of us completely. It's just the end of
this episode. And you've liked what you've heard, make sure
you give us five stars. Leave a little rating too,
because it does help us.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Leave a review. I'd love to write a review, or
you could slign into our d MS. Jess Underscore MC
Underscore on Instagram and you want to if you want
to slide into this lovely looking man's lovely looking. I
like that, thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It doesn't count though, because you're.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Gay, yes, or it doesn't count back, so.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
You absolutely, I see, mister.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It's like see and it's just as asterisks.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Exclamation mark, yes, no, mister, underscore see underscore rogan. I
did get a few people last week.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's nice. Yeah, nice. I've got lots of people unfollowing.
It's quite the opposite.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I didn't follow them back, that's sad. And let them
follow me.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I told you to let them follow you and that
you would follow them back.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
There was a few that I followed, but they didn't
follow everybody.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, I think you go back and you do that, okay,
you know where we'll definitely follow people back. TikTok chess
and Shae, j E S S A N D just
the normal spelling event and c H A E.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, because my name is weird and it sounds weird
when you say it, but it's spelled a different.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Way, and you know what, it suits you perfectly.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Absolutely, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Bye. You're listening to Jess and Shae on
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