09-13-24 Your Morning Show Fridays with 45

Does Trump really believe he won the debate? We’ll ask… him! it’s Friday with 45!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred Savage. His brother was in the Wonder Years, and
he's forty eight. Bad Savage is forty four. Todays that
makes it even worse. And I don't even need to
be old. I feel so old. Trump says he won't
debate again. He also pledges to stop taxing overtime. It's

(00:21):
time to hail to the chief, the one we all
say hail to. It's Friday with forty five. Good morning,
mister President.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, good morning to you. We're doing very well, and
you seem to be doing very well as well. We're
not doing another debate, you know, because we did very
well in the debate earlier this week in Philadelphia. We
did very well there and we are very happy with
the result. We're now leading in all the metal ground
states and leading by a lot, I can tell you that.

(00:50):
And we're looking forward to carrying out the largest deportation
operation in the history of our country when we get
rid of Chris Christy.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So a lot of people have characterized you as looking tired, older, angry,
and that you did not win the debate. Yet you
are convinced you won. And by the way, I might add,
and Poles suggest you did well. Everybody has a consensus
from the media that you won the debate. You're the

(01:22):
one that's actually up a point and a half, so
go figure, maybe you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, we're always right, number one. There's never been a
person more right than I've been. You know, I had
the perfect phone call with Zelinski. We got to talk
about what we did with Abdul from the Taliban, and
by the way, we've had that conversation with a lot
of them, the people too. McDonald's was to bring back
the five dollars meal deal. But I called Ronald McDonald.

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I sent him a picture of his house too, and
he said, Okay, we're gonna do it. We're gonna bring
it back.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Now, what is Ronald McDonald's house be as a big
driveway like his big big boots.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's a huge house and you wouldn't expect the clown
lives there. But he's a tremendous guy. He's a tremendous guy.
And I said to him, I said, ron look at
your house. You call him absolutely beautiful it would be
and he calls me done. You know, we go with
Romen don it's a tremendous well like team. Have you
ever seen w what do you call Robert Kennedy, we

(02:22):
call him Bobby. You know that you just want me
to say, Bobby, I know what you're doing. We call
him Bobby. We call Ronald mcfnald's run. We get on
the phone. But here's the thing. We won the debate
because you play You probably played golf. I don't know
if you're good or if you're being I know you're
not as good as I am. But if you play golf,

(02:42):
you understand you in a pad shot, you want to
do over. You strike out in baseball, you want to
do over. If you don't get the high score in
the game you're playing, you want to do over. But
if you do very well, there's no reason for a doover.
We did very well. She did very badly. You look
at her face. What I was answering questions, we could

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say this. She looked like what they call and we're
not going to say the word a female dog in heat.
That's what she looked like. It's a terrible thing and
we don't want to deal with it. But these people
are looking at it. They're saying I lost. I've never
lost a thing in my life. We've done tremendously well
and the polls are showing that we're up by a lot.

(03:24):
We're up by so much. We're not doing another debate
because we did so well in the debate against Crooked
Joe and against the cackling Comrade. So we're very happy
to keep you moving forward.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
For the American You have done so many debates and
I'll never forget that tragic one you did where you
got caught in Chris Chrissie's orbit. That was probably the
most dramatic, but this debate, because I think I would
have been distracted. She looks so much like Caesar Romero,
the actor who played the Joker in the Batman TV series.

(03:56):
But could you feel her staring at you?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You could feel it, you could see it. You know,
he's a weird guy, Caesar, and she's a weird person.
And H and I got a look very well, by
the way, with Julius Caesar before he said into a
maniac we created.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Did you know, Julius Caesar, you're not that old.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, I've been around for a long time. You know.
I can tell you this. They say Donald Trump is
a powerful I transcend time. That's what I can do.
A lot of people say a lot of other things.
But I got to look very well with uh, with him.
But you look at the joker, and you look at
Kamala Harris. She's a joker and she laughs like the
joker too, and she was laughing at all of the

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horrible things that are happening in Ohio. You have migrants
out there that are doing terrible things, uh. And you
have a lot of other places you have crime up.
We call it migrant crime. These are places where we
have to