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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suffer not my president luck downe today. Oh my gosh,
I'm sure he's where Joe Biden's going to see the Pope.
I think I know where this discussion's headed. Hell to
the chief, mister President.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Good morning, Well, it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Is a great morning to you. I just got off
the phone with you may know him very well. I
know him very well. Santa Claus, great guy, you know.
He called me.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
He called me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
He says, sir, how am I going to deliver the
presence if there's a government shut down? I said, we're
not funding. You said, you're not being We don't pay you, right,
he said, but crook, And Joe Biden said he was
going to I said, no.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We're not going to do that. Santa.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
We give you milk, we give you cookies, and if
you don't behave we'll feed it to Chris Christy and said,
he said, Sarah, please don't take away my Milton cookies.
Will deliver the presence. I said, as long as you
give Congress. Everybody in Congress is getting cold.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I have toa til you that if there was ever
a mommy that Santa wanted to kiss, I'll bet it's
coming down your chimney.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, you know that we have a fantastic relationship with
Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'll tell you that. And I could.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Also tell you that the drones they're seeing in New
Jersey might be Santa So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do you make of that whole mystery? So we're
never gonna know. The White House says, hey, nothing means
you any harm, there's nothing here to see. Then Congress
gets briefed by NSA Ziab you know, well it's classified.
So yeah. Then the Congress comes out and says, oh,
it's nothing to be worried about, but it's classified. We
can't tell you. You said, of course the government knew
all along.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well, they know what they are.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Even though the government is full of stupid people, they
know what they are and they're not a threat. I
can tell you that. It's a lot of stupid things
that are happening in the sky flying around.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And the best way to do it, we.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Talked about it. It's the greatest plan. You could do
it one of two ways. Both of them include Chris
Christie Right. If you've ever seen the movie star Wars,
Obi Wan, who I happen to know very well, I
called him Ben Right, Ben.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He was he was our only hope. Right. You look
at Princess Leah. She says, help me, Obione, You're our
only hope. But she meant to say help me.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Donald Trump, You're my only hope. But you know, you
look at it, he says, that's no moon at the
space station. We have attractivey Chris Christy has the same
type of pull. You could pump them full of helium
and he could catch the drones in his orbit. It
would be very easy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Or he could eat them.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Both ways. We could use him for good now country
instead of bed. But we can fix those problems. But
now we have another problem in Congress. Pass the budget,
but we have to balance the budget right. We have
to balance it right now. It's lopsided because the Democrats
want to put more pork than anybody's ever seen it before.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
More pork.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Can you find all the view?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right? You look at the view. It's a horrible place.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
We will let the zoo by.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The way, but you look at you look at it.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
This budget is a disgrace. But we're going to fix
it right or we're going to shut the government down
until Danny comes home.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
We'll see what happen.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
President elect forty seven with us for our annual and
final Friday with forty five before he becomes forty seven.
All right, So Joe Biden leaves office with an approval
rating of thirty four second lowest in presidential history. You
are sitting at an approval rating of fifty three percent.
(03:23):
There's change coming and America seems to be behind it
and embracing it. And now the bombshell from the Wall
Street Journal something you experienced firsthand. Joe Biden has been
cognitively impaired from the beginning, begs the question, who's been
running the country?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, what a surprise, you know, when you have a
guy like Crook and Joe Biden and you talk about
he's going to the Pope and we know exactly what's
going on there. Operation you know, we had Operation to zero.
Right now we have it's called Operation.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, I want to tell you something, right, you.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Had Operation to zero. Now he's going to the Pope again.
It's called Operation Charleston Jew. It's a horrible thing, right,
you know, you look at it. Things are getting worse
Operation excuse me, Operation Lincoln Line. You know what I'm
talking about, right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But you look at it?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, they say, Crooked Joe is cognitively impaired. Now they say,
excuse me, pizza boy. One second, they said, crooked Joe
is cognitively impaired.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, and you see what happened. He may not make it.
You hear this, folks, he may not make it. We
knew that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
We knew that Crooked Joe is cognitively impaired. He talked
about his hairy legs, right, who does that? I would
never do that.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
He does that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He's sniffing children, he's fighting corn pop, he's biting kids' feet.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And by the way, did you know we finally beat
medicare right, we finally beat it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So I am literally sweating. Don't do that to me,
all right? But you may claim sometimes and I google them,
not that I don't trust what you say, but I just, gee,
I hadn't heard that that The President may have, you know,
had an accident the last time he used with the Pope.
And then when I googled it, it was like a
real story, and the Vatican itself would not confirm nor deny.
(05:19):
So sometimes you go on these rants and people think,
you know, you're just being funny, but that really happened.
And this time it's going to go from Tutsi roll to.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Charleston jew linked log. Right, you look at it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Right, We talked about it. If he didn't do it,
the Vatican would say he didn't do it. Right, They're
not allowed to lie. These are people who are supposed
to be very nice and very honest. If he didn't
do it, they would say he didn't do it. So
by not denying it, what does that mean? Deductive reasoning?
Crooked Joe, Crooked, Jose Kaka and Frende Dela we know
(05:56):
that for.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
A fact, right, all right, moments with our Friday with
forty five. You know, if this had been a movie,
we'd say this is too ridiculous. I'm so ready for
this to be over and ready for a new direction
for our country. What is your Christmas wish for all
Americans listening? And give us a message of hope for
the next four years?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Well, as I mentioned, I got to look very well
with Santa Claus, right, and we're very excited about twenty
twenty five, not Project twenty twenty five, although.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Those people think it's a horrible thing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And I'll tell you what if you think Project twenty
twenty five is bad, wait until you see Project twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's a noosey. I can tell you that it's some beauty.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Let me tell you something that's going to make people
go crazy. By the way, but we're going to have
the greatest country once again. We're going to be respected,
we're going to be safe. We're going to have beautiful borders,
a beautiful wall.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We have Tom Holman. He's going to clean things up.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
He's going to get things so clean.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
All the bad ombres are going to get the hell
out right.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
We're going to get them the hell out and we're
going to have a beautiful country. We're going to get
The greatest Christmas gift of all is making America great again.
So I want everybody to have a merry Christmas, which
we by the way, we say again a happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And we are going.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
To not just take our country back, we are going
to make it so great. Everybody's going to be so
excited about it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Merry Christmas to you, the first lady and to all
the children. Thank you for every weekly visit, and this
year that you've been through ends with you alive and
well and prepared. To take the oath of office. I
look forward to talking to you in the new year.
Merry Christmas, mister President.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
God bless you pizza boy. The ratings are through the
roof the Merry Christmas, Happy.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
New Year, and we will see you next year. That
much I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We have a Christmas present for you the listeners on
Christmas Eve morning and Christmas Day. We'll tell you all
about it when your morning show continues next