🚨CONTENT WARNING 🚨
We did a couple bad things in this episode including:
- We play clips from that guy we hate (skip first 4min if you literally cannot, we get it!)
- We violate the No-Giggle Pledge about that guy we hate
- Weekend at Donny’s: Donald Trump is dead???
- We continue to talk about the Gaylord Texan waterpark closure 😔
Plus NORMAL BREAKING NEWS:
- Not one but TWO new jingles???
- Shrew updates (you’ll never guess what the final tally is)
- Ned!!!!!!!!
Textmebackolytes, we need you oiled, suited, and ready to deploy to the Wisconsin Dells for the 2026 season! Post up at the old timey photo station. Take your position surveilling the lazy river. Populate the snack stand. We’re pulling through. Aaaaand we ARE open to sponsors….Wisconsin Dells Corp, give us a call (703) 829-0003.
Plus, have YOU ever wondered what glasses Lindy and Meagan are wearing? Have you ever wondered if Lindy washed these guys? Find out ONLY on youtube.com.
And lastly, shoutout REBECCA of VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA! Happy Earth Day!!!! We love you, babes!
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