DLHS Hour 4 | Things to Know About a Man Before Getting Serious

Jasmine Sanders gives five things you should know about a man before you get serious on My Top 5.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is out of the deal. You can show your
twenty twenty five edition. I will say this, the more
you see pieces of EPs scene, the more you realize
how horrible he is and how horrible the people who
hung around him are. Now not we're gonna say, I'd say,

(00:21):
especially let you feel command one. Yeah, I don't get
how that's not a disqualifier, like I don't to me
if you didn't have anything to do with it, whether
people are gonna get embarrassed or not, and on your
allies or not, you just if you're also.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
On the side of right and you have any type
of moral standing, then you'd say, yeah, at least we
need to figure this stuff out.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You know that what we're gonna say? No, And he
kind of ran on it, so yeah, exactly. Also ran
on the fact that he's gonna prove Obama we're gonna
get his original birth certificated, also showing his taxes. He's
done a lot of things. Now they're talking about a
justice snap benefits. Oh yeah, I saw that. Because man

(01:05):
America did not know was that many poor white people didn't.
They're like, all, snap, you know how bad it was?
White people missed one check and they got in the line.
You know, white black people do. Like the one thing
we ain't gonna do is starve for one check. Now,
I'm not saying because if God wanted to starve, he
went to the mid He went and madded Larry's and

(01:26):
a deep freezer. I'm telling you, we got everything. We
got meat that you hunted, we got old meat, we
got TV dinners, we got batteries, we got everything all
up in there. Ye as soon as he they missed
one check and they was in line for food. Florida
Evans never was in line for food, but the state

(01:48):
of Florida was. That's crazy. They're just bad, poor people.
They don't know how to do it. What when is
this happening? I might miss my shot, yeah, because they
thought ebtmate, but it did not apparently got them. I
think it's I think it's worth noting that the current

(02:09):
UH Vice President of the United States, JD. Vans, was
on food stamps. The former black Vice President of the
United States wasn't. So that's just that tells you something.
But I'm telling you, boy, and this whole Charlie kirk Thy,
I'm glad that went away. Not because I certainly don't
think this is and I'm not making I don't think

(02:30):
that a person should be shot for expressing themselves, but
I know a lot of that have like I do.
Black people could get shot for having a dream. You
know what I'm saying. For sure, I had a dream.
It'd be a last one. I know you're having another one.

(02:51):
This that man don't bless me. But we we know
that you could get You talk slick, you talk reckless.
That could happen. I'm not saying when somebody we know
gets that, what do you say? The first thing? We have?
What he says? That is true? Right? And then how
do you name a statue after somebody and you can't
read their greatest quotes? You can't say I don't think

(03:12):
black women have the command. We can't put that in
a statue. I'll get nervous with a black part. Can't
put that. What can you put it? What can you
put at the bottom of the statue? Uh? If he
has a street name, if you know it doesn't go,
I bet it's done close to Martin Luther King or
sees the Trappis bulletball. I'm sure it doesn't go in
one of those places. It probably drives I'm sure it's

(03:37):
a one way street too. I'm sure one thing for sure,
it don't turn. That's for sure. It just stay straight.
The holiday season is upon us. That's what a lot
of relationships get serious before you take it to the
next level. Jazmine, give us five things you know about
a man before you get serious? By Meg Butler from Madam.
I think we covered this during our you know question.

(03:59):
But let's see then, let's do let's ask things you know?
Is this your real leg we are? Let's ask African
yesterday we can it's my shore. Can do what I want,
I do what I want. We did. We did top
five yesterday to day before. We've done that all year.
You don't say that we did that before. Going people.

(04:21):
If you watch the Titanic, you know the boat saying,
you don't go wow. I can't believe they didn't change
the ending. I didn't watch the Titanic because I knew
what I was going to end. But go ahead, let's
ask Africa, you know what? Did you watch the Titanic?
The last thing an African dode is gonna get on
the boat. You ain't get me? Do I look like

(04:49):
send Q to you fool me? Once. Hey, what's all
these rum doing on this? What happened about spears? And
there are no life jackets? Some on? Yeah? Uh so?

(05:11):
Uh so you you migrated from you immigrated, you were
first born. I was born here. Well, because you said
your brother wasn't born here. Yeah, so you made the
cut off. I don't you know. I don't want to
do anything that makes people turn you in. I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't want to do that because you know we
have we have different moms.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Ah, do you have any sister? Yeah, so your mother
that we're going I go through America. You have different mothers.
So you have the same father. Is he here? Your
father's disease. I'm sorry about that. But when you went
with your mother here, right, I was born here.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, and so wait, my mother came here and I
was born here.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
When you came, she got pregnant him scandal, she let
my father here, got had me. Okay, that's how you
got to say, I don't know that. She got to say,
ironically enough, it's nice to me, I'm pregnant. Wait, hang on, she.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Did go when my when my parents, my dad was
got his papers.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I went to court. Your dad's paper what he had
when he was I.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Actually saw him go went to court with him and
he got you know approved.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did he introduce you so you could be a part
of the paper was already here?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Did he so he was a citizen? Yeah? Okay? And
with the budget that was? So your brother is your
step brother? Yeah, so you don't care if he comes
in out? My brother, you know, has a half Do
you call him brother? What's his name? Albert? How did
you get what happened? I should have stuck with him

(06:58):
because they had regular names. How did you get more?
When he got Al's brother named Rick?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
My older brothers have have a normal name Albert Francis,
and my other brothers we all have.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
The what is more mean? I wish I was Tom?
What's my name? Was Percy? Keeping him? Just making mic?
What are your other brothers with the names like yours?
What are their names?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
They're gonna love this live?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's pretty good. That's so Spanish Jewish. That's sound Jewish? Right,
that's sorry. Excuse me. He ain't getting deported, that's for sure.
He will. He will be safe. Let me tell you

(07:47):
what they call office. It's a dude from Sierra Le's
not I'm sure we're gonna get I can play. We
wanted to say with this, and but anyway, that was
an ask average that's gonna do it for you? Are

(08:16):
if you are going to be in Cleveland, I'll be
there this Friday Saturday Sunday, the Cleveland in Front to
Friday two Saturday, one Sunday, and then on the eighth
I'll be in Philadelphia the City Winery, the tenth Skygo
the City Winery, and the twelfth to fourteenth I will
be in Charlotte at the Comedy's Home. If you get
down here now, Morban will have show you a shrunken
head collection. Yep, come on, how do you shrink the head?

(08:41):
I don't think they do it though, I don't think.
I don't think. I'm pretty sure that's not practiced there.
Pretty sure they'll have that there. But you better like
it because otherwise you'll be in the collection that part
are those dice? No, they're not. Look closer where Jeremy

(09:03):
that is? My landlord? Is who that is?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Jasmine Sanders? And what on earth did you learn today?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Shout out to the soap opera because you know now,
being a lady for a certain age, I got my
stories that I watch every day and I love Beyond
the Gates and they have just been named as one
of the top ten best TV shows of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, she loves that's worth Yeah, shout out to her.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Congratulations. Indeed's pretty awesome. Skip my man, cheat them? What
did you learn today? Hold on? I'm answering all these
phone calls, all these Nigerians calls, the complaining what I'm
talking about them? What a im talking about them? That's
not his trick? Yeah? Talking about them? That's nixt y'all
you call it? Did you get hold of an internet

(09:53):
scammed the way? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Shout out to our folks in Houston, who has the
most of the largest Nigerian population.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah we might be. Yeah, well, good thing. We only
come on Sunday there. That's my grandma wanted to talk
to a few of them. What is that? Was a
civil war? I'm sorry, money back, This is not the trap.
I need you to send me five hundred, Get off

(10:22):
my phone. What you always do? That not him? We
call for never never never. First of all, never, I
know I never fall for you. Hold on, you do you?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I don't know that you ever sent money, but you
definitely fall for Someseulfo. You guys remember that time we
were trying to do a show and they kept calling
him for his uh uh internet I mean his an
email account and they said we need your credit card.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
He was like, should I give it to him? That
was because that was because somebody from Mumbai was getting okay, yeah,
how they were different. They were scam scam damn whose
name is pop? Right? You know if you've seen me
an email and I'll send you one back, it's from
some it's some chicks name. I don't have that. I

(11:10):
can't even change it. On the next deal, he can
show we're gonna we're gonna if you. On the next deal,
he can show have not going happy, I know, worries
we're gonna bring the party straight to but h probably
want to give you another hot new song with my day,
Butt of the Week and another episode where people get
to tell me exactly what they think of me called
I'm Getting after Tomorrow And there's not a damn thing

(11:31):
you could do about it. The Deal Hugley Show