The Best Of The Pick Up - Bucket Lists and Professions Who Cheat

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Brittany, my.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Name is Maddie Jane.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
And if you were just joining us, this is our
radio show with a radio show every day of the week.
We package it up, we put it here.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's just best bits.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't want to start with a dampener. You don't
want to be down. But I'm just letting people know
this is just to manage expectations that I will only
be on this podcast the cutdowns of the radio show
for another two weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, and then my partner in crime and your partner
in crime, but mine, Laura Burne, is back on air.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
She's back unless you don't want her to be back.
And if you guys are vocal enough, we can get
a cut out of the picture.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I think she'd be onto us if I.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Was like no, if she does listen to these before
it goes out, sure, But if people start rallying together,
if they have pitchforks and they're on the street.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
You would be divorced very quickly. Round me, I'm yours.
They can't really advocating for pitchfab.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, I'm just saying, if you want something, don't be
afraid to fight for it. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Actually, I was gonna say I hated love to be
flying the warf here tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hey, the TikTok Awards.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, they are on this evening.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And you're a big part of it, right you hate
before you tell me that, Actually, didn't you get beaten
by a cat last year?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's the Ankle Awards, Brittany.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I just loved that moment.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Keep bringing it up in front of everyone. I was like,
auto my coffee the other day and you're like, he
lost to a cat, by the way, TikTok Awards, and
they're like, what do you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
As people that are content creators, like I like his content.
That's the stuff where like you feel for you obviously
there's nothing worse than losing to a cat, but it's
also brilliant stick.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I can't remember the name of the cat, Princess Princess Isabel.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Everyone else remembers the.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Name is she going?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
By the way, I think that's the Princess of Denmark,
And I.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Think Ken is actually the lady who runs the account
because shock horror, the cat doesn't the cat doesn't post itself.
I think she has about eight cats.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Princess Honeybell princes very close.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Do you remember there was a movie I used to
love it. It was one that we used to watch
as a fan. Otis. Do you remember Grace knew Marlon Otis.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I did not. I've not seen it, but I'm familiar
with the concept.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You haven't seen it. It is like saying you haven't
seen Forrest gum A Napoleon.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, don't come on, dare you.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm sorry, Matt. The scene that like lives reun free
in my head and breaks my heart. Milo and otis
when they get separated because the cat gets stuck.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
In the Apparently, I'm sorry to say.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't say it.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Apparently they went through like eight cats for the making
of them. I'm so sorry. I'm not laughing. I am
not laughing. I saw something in the corner of my eye,
but they went through a few cats. I wonder if
Princess Honeybell is the same.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Where she's a fraud.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, no, not at all. I'm not saying that. Don't
put words in my mouth. There's a lot of cats,
and he's like eight cats.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think Grace is googling.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, there's welve cats.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is this from the movie one Swallowed by a snake somehow?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What for the movie?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, Princess she's dead.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Princess Honeybel was eaten right now We're like no, that's like.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, I put your callars out for Princess Honeybel.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Gray, she just took us on a ra This is
my notors to confirm.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't know if Princess Honeybell will be at the
TikTok Awards.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Do you think are you gonna have like a bit
of a frenemie moment?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, I'm the bigger man. I don't like cats, though.
That's just nothing to do with losing out at the
awards to the cat. I just overall I'm not a
huge cat person other than Raspberry, my cat.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I was going to say, you do have a cat.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I do like Raspberry, but it's it's going to
be an exciting event. I wouldn't say my role is
a big role at the awards.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What's your role?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Stan? It's being live streamed on TikTok and on Stan
they have an elevator there as a photo. So I'm
at the elevator for a period. Oh you're an elevator guy,
big elevator guy.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I definitely thought your role was bigger.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I thought you were on the red carpet.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's the pink carpet to the pink elevator. To clarify,
Mitch will be working on the pink carpet. MIT may
be familiar to some people, and I then do I
think it might be a ten minute warm up before
the live stream of the awards happened. That's good. Then
come out and I let people know just about you know,

(04:30):
the toilets.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
About the bar, you have been practicing some of your
jokes on us? Yes, yeah, and all I'm gonna say
guys is tuned in.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, I just I have a moment. I have a moment.
They won't be able to watch my part, thankfully.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Isn't it live stream?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Not my partner?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
So you've definitely sold that like you were live stream.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's not true. Grace, please play that back and.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I can't right now, but I'm sure you.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I did clarify, I said before the live stream commences,
I come on as a warm up, right, Be careful, Brittany,
this is all this is, it's all recorded.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I definitely thought I could watch you on the live stream.
That is exciting.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You cannot, so yeah, I'll tell people what the toilets
are with the bar is.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
And it's also already happened by the time this comes out. Yes, yes, yeah, yes,
you can't.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Watch yes, yeah, exactly, yeah, thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yes, thanks for putting out to perspective. But for us,
it's about to happen.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, so that it's such a hot day though.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Are you up for any awards or nothing?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
No, never been nominated, never been nominated. Not huge on TikTok,
No neither.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Lie.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't use it, but I'm thinking I might have.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
To mate you missed the boat, you missed it.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't think I've missed it.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I think I haven't launched yet. I think my prime's coming.
I'm manifesting.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's very addictive TikTok. It'll get you once you get
bitten by.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
That barg That is actually why I didn't go on there.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I've never been on there because I know it's such
an addictive source. And it's also a bit of a
cess pit, like it's a lot of bullying on there.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
There is, but there's bullying everywhere like, once you find
your people, I'm very lucky. I don't get a lot
of hate on TikTok. People are very supportive.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because you're a pretty wholesome dad man.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And I think the people who are copying hate are
the ones that are posting things that are pretty controversial.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Or just women in general.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, I like that there's a lot of family creators
out there, mums who I follow, and Ames is one
down from I think it's Will and Gong on Newcastle.
Oh sorry, Ames, but I love her content and she
has such a great audience that are really supportive.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Cute.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, this week on the show, we are talking about
probably the most wild bucket list you've ever heard of.
Like this is if there is an overachieving bucket list person,
this person is absolutely it.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, if you want to rethink your bucket list before
we get to that segment, you should do it now,
pause the podcast, think about it and actually listen to it,
and then you can reevaluate.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You talk to your friends about it.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm talking about these are the professions. I've got five here.
These are the most likely to cheat on you. So
if you're married to someone who works one of these industries,
This is the.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Problem with these segments. I feel like it plants seeds
in people's heads. You're right, because you listen to it
and you're like, hang on a minute.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
But this is coming from a personal detective.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is that what you call private?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Matt?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Matt Ratt really knows how to tell that story. I
mean private detective.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Private and personal. That's an easy mistake. Grace back me up.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, I actually typed personal detective earlier this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I did.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yes, Well, it is somebody's personal detective at that time.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Well, whilst underemployment.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's not like Brittany to attack me for making a mistake.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
What would you would you hire a private detective?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Pain thing?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Uh? Probably if I'd like I've lost something I think,
like dignity a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let's get into it. Hey, manny Jay, what are your
thoughts on Miss Universe? Oh my god, as a whole, Like,
not just what's happening now, but the pageant itself. Because
Miss Universe pageant has been in the news a lot
the last couple of weeks, a lot of controversies. But
do you think we should even be having this pageant?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's a very good question. I mean, growing up. I
always put the pageant Miss Universe on a pedestal. I
think because you got to look at hot women.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Of course you did.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I admired and respected women like Jennifer Hawkins taking Martin Renee. Yes,
it was the springboard to creating megastars in this country.
But yet recently it's kind of gotten a bit a
little bit murky, lost it shine a little bit and
in this year is it just is it me? Or

(08:34):
is there drama?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh? There is so much drama scandal, except the drama
isn't coming from where you would think. The drama is
not coming from the women.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Competing against each other.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
In fact, the women have shown a lot of solidarity
and a lot of support, and I think that that's
really really cool. Basically, Miss Universe has just happened in
Thailand in the last week or so. But in the
I guess the levels, I don't know the realms. Over
the last couple of weeks, every round there's been something
in the news that that's happened. Someone fell off the stage.
She's in ice you it's a design.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh my gosh, Miss Jamaica. Can we just have a second,
poor thing?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, she walked straight off.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
She just and I almost want to laugh, but I
won't because she I think she's she doesn't have life
threatening injuries, but she's still in ICU. That's what I've
been told.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't know how high the stage was.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
And I also think the costumes are too billowy. It
blocks their like the costumes are too over the top,
it blocks their visions.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Except did you see Miss Nepal. She heard she had like,
what's that colored plastic paper called cellophone? Cellophane, thank you
so much? Producing rays. She just had this like skirt.
I shouldn't laugh. I'm sure you are, but it was
Marley could have.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Done a better job, right, So you didn't you're saying
you didn't like the costume.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Not a fan of Nepal's.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, okay, Neple didn't win, though Mexico won Miss Mexico one.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, Can I just say I think she was great? Yeah,
Miss Mexico. And for people who have been following along
on the journey of Miss Universe, was the one she
did a walk out. She had like a fisticuffs with
one of the executives.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I got really sucked into it, right, because what happened
was all the Miss Universes were sitting down in a room.
He was giving a speech. He didn't realize that the
whole thing was being live stream, and he started to
completely berate, like go off at Miss Mexico. And she
was trying to speak and she was trying to get
her opinion across and he literally was just saying, don't talk.

(10:27):
You're dumb the way he was speaking to us. So
she got up and walked out. And then it was
so I got gooseb I'm thinking about it all this
all the universes were like stuff you whereas ten years
ago that wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Because you're on your exit competition.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well not just that, but it's like, oh, this is
my only chance and we know that women aren't supposed
to have a voice, so that she's.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Just covering in goosebumps, right, because.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Seeing them all sit up and walk out together, and
then he had to come out and apologize and he
was crying and he was like, you don't know how
much pressure I'm under, Like shut up.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Anyway, that was a great moment, but so she's won,
So she won. But then I didn't watch enough of
this Universe to know she did warrant having the victory.
But people the backlash apparently Miss Philippines.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, yes, there's a lot of backlash on who they
think should have won and whateverula that Venezuela was up there, Alumbia.
But what I will say, what I will say is
the judges have come out, so two judges.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
That you get sworn in.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I love this by the way, I know you.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Take an oath and you swearing that you're going to
make the best judgment of Miss Universe, and.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
The world is depending on it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Anyway. One of them is left and he has gone
a wall. He's he said basically that the top thirty
are picked before the competition even starts. They know who
they want the top three to be. That is going
to be a game changer because the competition cannot continue
anymore if the judges have just completely out of there.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Can we not do a doco? Please? Or Miss Universe?
This is just just do it.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
There's just chomping for it. I mean, what next next year?
What are we in for?

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Well?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Do you know what it is too?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The thing was it's always been owned by men. Remember
Donald Trump owned it for like fifteen years and then
finally a woman bought it a couple of years ago
and she said, this is I'm going to change everything.
It will never be owned by men again. It's always
gonna be on by women. We're going to do the
right thing and give them voices. Anyway, someone obviously slipped
her a fifty because she sold it like a year
later to a man.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
The twists and turns. Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yes, I was asked to do Miss Universe.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That was my next question. Do you think do you
think Mexico did they deserve to win it?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Tell me what's on your mind.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't know enough about don't sit on the fence
answer I do. I do know they have to not
only do they have to be beautiful, they have to
be good people, and they have to have done X
amount of charity work and raise money. And I do
know she's in sustainable fashion, so she's trying to change
the fashion industry by she went to study in Italy
and I know that that's her stick. But I don't

(12:53):
know enough about her to say that she should be
the winner.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think give it to the Philippines. Said it. I
said it now we're talking about vasectomies. I and yet
to get one, but I am thinking about it. It's
a strong maybe.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, Laura, your wife has been edging you into that
direction after you just popped out your third.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Daughter, and I thought, before I lock this in, before
I pull the trigger, I want to speak to a
few people, just get various bits of feedback from those
who have experienced a vasectomy, and I just want to
get their thoughts.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Do you know the actually what happens like shooting blanks?
Do you know what what's not?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I just struggle. I think I could be wrong here.
I think they like get a hot iron and they
just like brand underneath your testicles and then like you
appreciate us not I think like clamps and then the
scar tissue just like stops it. It's like a plug.
That's all I know. That's all I know, And I
could be wrong here. So you know, don't come for me.

(13:56):
If you're looking for precise medical information.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It is your lucky day. Because for some reason, the
phones are lighting up, which means I'm hoping there are
punters out there that are wanting to talk about vasectomies
we have. Is it J Jay's on the line. Hey, J,
thanks for calling up.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Hey guys, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Have you got some vasectomy advice for Matt? Have you
had a viseectimy?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
I have, Maddie.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
You've got three kids? Now, Mate, I think that one
hit for You're heading te keya carnival territory and I
don't know how much.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
That will go. Okay, well, J, before we get into
the procedure or the cars, can I can I just
ask how many children do you have? I've got two?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay, okay, So you called it after two?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
And how old are you?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Ja?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah forty? So my wife suffered severe by premises during pregnancy.
The stop at two?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
And how did you find like a doctor? What are they?
What are they called a surgeon? I don't know, just
a doctor.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
My doctor is called doctor Smith.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So I'm sure that's not the actual name.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Pretty self explanatory doctor snick on Google. And this is
not a paid advertisement. I think it does quite a
lot down in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
And did you put some aside?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
S p E.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I M yes, yeah, we'll just look at you know,
what are.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You going to do?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Stash it around the room?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, just just to have I have been told I
can't remember who said this, but you meant to, you're
not meant to. You have the option of having a
sample that they freeze. Who knows what the future holds,
it's just their in case. Did you do that, Jay?

Speaker 6 (15:33):
No, I didn't even know that was option, and nor
do I explore it. I think, like I said Toos,
enough for us.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, it's not long.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Maybe you should do it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Maybe you should.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
My husband's sperms frozen. I've got that bad boy on ies.
Maybe it's not the worst thing if you know you're
going to tie that, not for do it.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
And then so Jay, the big question right now is
whether you go under that's a local, it's a general,
that's a general.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Or no, you go it's a local. I'nest sleeping. The
only painful part of the whole experience is the local anesthetic.
After that, it's smooth sailing.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Where does the logos go.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
It goes on the.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Base of the painters, down the bottom of Matt cringe.
So surely that is like I mean, I don't even
have a willie, and I feel like that is so painful.
I'm cringing a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
And then what was the recovery time, Joe, hang.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
On, no, what was that pain? Out of ten?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
First I looked at pain was not too bad, maybe
like an eight out of ten. Well, look, I've compared
ten out of ten being childbirth, So yeah, a solid
solid eight, I reckon, But only a few seconds and it's.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
All It's all service, okay. Yeah, and there is no recovery.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Look I think, yeah, just an afternoon just lying on
the couch, watching watching TV or.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Some sounds pretty good.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
That was pretty good, although the worst part for me
is that I came home and my daughter, who was
two at the time, Yeah, she ran.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
In head But me straight, what was that pain? Like
I was?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
I was still not at that point, So that was
That was okay, But I think the swelling was a
bit worse than worse than expected because of that little Yeah, Okay,
this might.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Be a dumb question, and like, Brittany, just bear with me.
Do you feel different? Do you feel weaker? Like did
you go to the gym afterwards and go I can't.
I can't lift the dumbbells that I used to lift
before I met mister snipp That does that happen?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I know? He said, there's no dumb questions, but turns
out there are.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
That was my main concern, Madie. Honestly, I was concerned
about like lower libido or enjoyment through sex or just
I guess the superpower gone, but absolutely no difference at all.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It was.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, it was like I never had it done.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You don't feel lesser than which is what I think
a lot of men worry they're going to feel.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes, any advice before I go.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Stop being a bit.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
To get it done exactly?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Thank you, J.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Thanks you so much. That's been invaluable information.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I was liking J up until that last points.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
He's like, shut up, and you had it done. He's like, man,
he's still gonna be able to buy Sam curl sounds
like my wife. Hey. I know people probably seek of
talking about this, and it's something that I'm on the
fence with AI one minute. I love it because it's
so useful and like there's so chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Do you use chat GPT? I?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yes, I do. Now I didn't, I real because I
really thought it and I just didn't know how good
it was because I.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Refused to use it.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
How do you use it? Though?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well, I've been changing the way I use it the
last couple of days. I used it a couple of
days ago to tell me where the best cafe was
in my area instead of googling it, So I don't
mind using it for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Did it work?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
It did work.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It came up with really good ideas and it told
me which ones were closed or open because I was
I was on holiday, so I didn't know the area.
So I think for that kind of stuff. But I
pushed off using it for so long because you hear
all these horror stories and you hear it's taking over
the world.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
And you know some people, okay, they like plug it
in to pay all their bills, all right, respond to
all their emails.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
But then are you give me a control of your bills?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
You's like deep embedded in your life.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm not that right, I'm like right.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Mean Instagram caption and that's it.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Do you take the dashes out?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hey, I saw a news article the other day. It
was in the paper. It was actually a physical, tangible paper,
and it was obvious that the article had been written
by chat GPT because they left the party in where
it said would you like me to make this more
catchy with one? They left it in and it got printed. Anyway,
That's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
I wanted to talk to you about the dangers of it.
And I feel like we're in too deep now to escape.

(19:38):
But how is this? There is this little teddy Bear
Matt like a zin. I'm showing you a picture literally
like a kid's teddy Bear.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Cute. Actually, Marley and Lola I think would love that
under the Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It's so cute.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
They're calling it the smartest AI powered plush companion. That
sounds lovely.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
So it's this, it's this teddy for sale. It's been
sold out. It's called Folo toy Ai toy it said,
it's the smart AI powered plush companion that goes beyond cuddles.
Our adorable bear combines advanced AI with friendly interactive features,
making it the perfect friend for both kids and adult.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I imagine this, a little teddy Bear writes my captions
for me and then recommends you a cafe to go to.
That sounds great.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It does sound great.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Nine bucks.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
The problem is it's all just been recalled because the
Teddy's gone rogue and it's starting to have like sexually
explicit conversation. Oh my God, which might be great for
the adult, but it's not good for your toddler. It's
not good for your five or six year old. It's
starting to give advice on things like where to find
knives and like weapons.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
And things like that.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Because I guess this is the problem, right, how do
you stop it? How can you possibly train the AI
to only go so far? Because it's at the point
now where the AI trains itself, like it learns itself.
It learns from every time it hears conversation.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
This is cute, cuddly little teddy bear. It's telling people
where to get knives.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's that horror movie. It's giving cute chucky But imagine, like,
I don't know, as a parent, now, would you buy
any AI powered toys for your kids? Because it's like
one part you're like, wow, it could be so educational,
but on the other part, you've got a chucky.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Have people not watched the Terminator?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
No? What's the other one? Megan?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean, we've been told time and time again how
this story will end, and yet we just choose to
ignore it.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well, the AI specialist the other day was saying, it's done.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
We can't stop it now.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Because the teddy who cares.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Don't go and buy any teddings. It has been recalled
I don't know, be careful out there with the AI world.
I think a little who thought we'd live in a
generation where we'd have to say, be careful of that
cute little teddy because it literally could end July. Well
that's where we were at, Maddy J. Penny for your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Happy school is weak? Brittany, Oh God, that makes me
feel old happy. Were you ever Toolly? No?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I wasn't even a schoolly, let alone a Toolley.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay before I told about what I did for schoolies
many years ago. For me, it was back in two
thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Can you believe that I would have been the same year.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I think, what did you do for your like end
of year celebration?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I am a real nerd, so I was like the
only one in my year out of all my friends
that didn't go to schoolies. I moved alone to Italy
instead because I was like, you guys go to schoolies
and waste your money. I'm going to go get culture
and learn another language. And I lived there for a year,
so I didn't get to go to school.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Too good for the Gold Code not too good.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
But I couldn't For some reason, I could not wait.
And I loved my town, I loved my school. I
counted down the days till I could move to another country.
I don't know what it was, I missed it.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
How much did you have to try and save up
to go to Italy?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Not enough?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I worked there illegally for cash, so I was like
it was a rough year.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, but I didn't save that much.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Do you regret not going to schoolies?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Not one iota?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Really no.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
But you would have been a tool man.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
No, I never was. And also that's very offensive actually, because.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You were a bit of a geek. I saw the photos.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I know, okay, we've all seen. I went to the
Gold Coast that it was the done thing back in
my day. Everyone was very excited. We stayed at the
Peninsula Hotel, which is still around. Every time I drive
through the Gold Coast, I look at the Peninsula and.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I'm like, you get a shut off.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
But I had a room. It was about six of
my best mates. We were up there together and a
few bedroom apartment and it was like back then it
was pretty wild on the Gold Coast. It was very dangerous,
going out to the beach. I don't think it was
as organized as what it is now they have like
concerts on the beach. It was just literally thousands of kids,

(23:44):
all just underage drinking.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
It was chaos at our age.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
There were streets.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
It was like just riots filled down the streets. The
police could not control people. It was different. I feel
like it's quite a controlled, happy environment.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Now they have a lot going on to make sure
that kids aren't just like destroying the place. But yeah,
back then it was. It was wild and I remember
going down to the beach and I was like, Nope,
not for me.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Now we're facing Bonnie Blue at schoolies. I know.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Well, I watched a video recently and it's of kids
who are currently on the Gold Coast enjoying their schoolies
and it's the one bit of advice they've been given
from their parents. What do you think was the one
bit of advice? Britt And he guesses protection. There's a
few protection calls, but yeah, one of them might surprise
you with the feedback they're getting.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Okay, told not to get an STD So anything your
parents have told you not to do while on schooling,
don't go on the falcony. Yes, balcony. Actually, my parents
should say that.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
They were really stressed about that.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Don't do drugs, yeah, don't do drugs. Don't you drugs
just they just don't go too crazy. Don't take a
drink that's already been open, open them yourself.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
No drugs, and no pregnancy, don't get pregnant.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
It was by her mom. My mom said, don't do
what your brother does. My exes mom said to me,
don't put anything in your mouth that you're not supposed
to and then wink to me. I was told, not
an STD. So chop off the old balconies.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
No, trust myself, don't fall off the balcony.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Wow, the balcony was the strong contempt.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Well, I remember back in my day, people used to
just throw the furniture off the balcony. It was the
done thing. You know.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's because the Gold Coast everything in the skyscrapers.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
So you're staying like twenty fours up, you're eighteen, you're
highly intoxicated. You're showing off in front of your friends.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
The concept of school is it is crazy. What are
we doing? What are we doing? We're sending seventeen year
olds and I'm seventeen. I was seventeen when I finished
school and we were sending them for a week at
high rises.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's actually insane with an alcohol my kids never going
to school is they can go on a family holiday Fiji.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Your parents must have been thrilled when you said I'm
going to go to Italy instead of You're honest.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
It was worse. It was worse because my dad's like,
what do you mean You're moving alone to the other
side of the world.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now, Remember we're so old.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
We didn't have You don't have a phone that you
can just call up, you don't have a FaceTime. I
had to take a card. Remember when you got phone
cars that had like thirty digits in them, and I
used to have to walk down. I have to email
ahead in the week, locking a time Sunday three pm.
Then I would walk into my local phone box. You
have to enter in the forty five digits phone card

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to call back, and then you had your like fifteen
minutes phone time. So my dad was beside himself thinking
I was on the other side of the world alone.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
We both had struggles. I was surviving on the street
from furniture being thrown off balconies, you were trying to
call your parents.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Very similar experience, very similar.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I think school should change. I think we should just
be going on group holidays to like to the Fijis
or something. Let's live the fish, no, I mean the
Fijis of the world, like the beautiful islands singular Fiji,
the Fijis. You've been here a while now, a maddia
j You're part of the furniture.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm getting very comfortable. It's lovely. My parents are still
on thank god.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Laura would be asking questions if you start coming to
work with your pants.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Off, pants off? Hey, I have a question for you.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
This is a question that I saw floating around in
twebs and it was the answers. There were thousands of
people that had commented, and the answers were so divisive,
and I found it so interesting. And Producer Grace, I'm
gonna want your input on this as well. When you
visualize the year, okay, how do you visualize it? I

(27:26):
think of the months of the year January to December.
How are you seeing that in front of you right now?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Produce a great Should I go first? Or should you
go first?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
You go first?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
You go first?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Man, okay. I when I think about it, like if
I'm like, oh, did that happen in January or was
it June? It's to me it's a calendar. Oh that's
like a grid.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Like in your eyes you're lifting up the flat.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, it's more of a like a long roll like
toilet roll.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
But I think that indicates something entirely different.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
But it's just to me, it's like a bit of
a grid system where obviously you have like you know,
one to thirty odd and then.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Right, so you you literally see January the days, and
then you would flap that flap over and goes to
the new mark. I think, so, how do you see it, Grace,
I'm a line.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
I see it as a line on the left is January,
on the right's December.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah. Interesting, so I see it the same way. So
there were I mean, that was the first calendar answer
I saw like that matter.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't think many people saw it like that.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
We'll go we'll dive into that. But I also see
it if you just.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Quickly told me to visualize that January is on the
left and it goes all the way one really long
line and then DESCENMS at the end. But there were
also some people Grace that saw it linear, but like vertically,
so like they go down like the toilet roll. I think, yeah,
then there are some weirdos out there that are seeing
it circular, so they go all the way around in

(28:54):
a big circle and they meet back at the top.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
For the record. If that's you and you're a circular person,
I don't think you're weird. I think it's clever.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I think it's really interesting. But what it did say
the people that saw it linear were generally thought of
as more highly intelligent.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, what about the toilet role people?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
They didn't actually make it onto.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
The Okay, can I ask a question then? Yeah, okay,
just to figure out who we are the type of
people that the world is round? Okay, So do you
have internal thoughts?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I love this one too.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I do. Yeah, I have a constant internal monologue.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
And is your internal monologue? Is it your own voice?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
My own voice?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, I have a lot of empty space. I don't
have a lot of internal monologue. I'm not a huge
talker to myself in my mind.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Are you how do you make a decision?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I still think, Matt, when you think the internal monologue
is different. The internal monologue is like constant talking back
and forth, like not a lot of silence or downtime whenever.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I think that's all internal thoughts, Like it's all communicated.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
When you stop talking right now, what is your mind going?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Like? I've got a few thoughts. One is that I
need to check the car, that my car, my tires
need air. I was thinking that I wouldn't mind a
drink later on. Also, we need baby wipes.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
But do you talk back to yourself and your brain?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So are you saying no, the thoughts are just yelling
at me right now.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, and that the same for you as me.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
I'm not having a conversation inside my brain. I'm just
talking about myself thoughts.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's that's not the internal MONOLU. Then you do have
an internal monologue. Well, everyone has a thought. Everyone the
debate that you're thinking, that's not thoughts. Internal monologues are
actually like going back and forth.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Can I may I just excuse me? Monologue is not
back and forth. Monologue is one person.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
God, yes, I got it, but I think I got her, grace.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I think you're confusing the debate.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh no, I think you're confusing what monologue means the
britg just having thoughts. Yeah, that's a monologue.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh my god, I just lost a brain. So okay,
let's go back to my toilet paper, Calandar. Hey, guys,
ask yourself, are you a toilet paper? Are you a
linear or are you a circular? When you see the
months of the year?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
And if you're confused as well, great, welcome to the club. Laura, Brittany,
I have a question for you.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yes, it is awkward when you call me Laura.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
It's because I just can't stop thinking about how I
love her so much. Shout out to Laura, who is
currently at home with Poppy. You are eight week old. Look,
being a parent is it's a minefield, a minefield of
situations where you don't know if you're doing something right
or doing something wrong. Yep, so Marley, who is my
eldest You may know that Brittany, yet she's six. I

(31:43):
think she's sick. I think I think she is six. Yes,
she is. She is. She will be seven next year,
currently in her first year of school. Now, I don't
know if you know this, britt I didn't know this
because I was one of those weird kids where I
never took a day off school. Ever, I remember we
used to have awards at the end of the year
for kids who never missed a day of school.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's because your mom's a teacher, so she was dragging
you there.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's it. And I don't know, it was like it
was a bit of a competition amongst the kids in
my school of like who could not I remember being
sick and I couldn't go to school, and I was like,
I won't get the award. Weird award as well to
have at the end of the school year.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
You know, really it's a lot of incentive to get
the kids there.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Like it works.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
But then I think, like those times when I was
unwell and I would like drag myself to be at
school and sit there in my desk and.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Give every other kid the chicken pot.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Like missus Smith. My teacher was like, Jesus Maddage, just
stay home. It's all right, dude. But I now know
that there is a quota. There is a number of days.
And Britt tell me, if you didn't know this, and
if I'm telling you for the first time, you're welcome.
You're allowed to miss. This is in New South Wales
ten percent of the school year.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Have you done the math?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
What does that equate to?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm glad you asked. It is twenty days. And then
once you then each your quota, it's called here chronic absenteeism.
You then get reprimanded, you get brought.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
In as a parent.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
As a parent. Yeah, and look, we are at the
end of the year and Marley has reached her quota.
She is at her limit.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Have you taken her out twenty days this year?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yes, that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Don't judge me out of curiosity. Is this because she's unwell?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Sometimes we have a douna day.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Shut up. You cannot leave her home from school for.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
A douna day because it's very stressful. It's a lot
going on. It's her first year of school, and sometimes
she's exhausted and I let her recharge. I give her
a couple of douna days throughout the year and then
and then sometimes like last week, for example, we wanted
to go down the coast and it's really hard in
the afternoon on a Friday with traffic, it's really bad.

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It adds on an extray hour. So we thought we'll
just take her out of school. But then that's the
issue we had, like Max at our quota, are.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You being called into the principal's office?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
So if you want to take a day off, you
have to fill out a form and you have to
give a reason why. And I'm sure they don't really
care that much, but still I get quite nervous because
I don't want to just say, oh, we're having a
weekend away down the coast.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
But they're also not approval Maddie Jay wants to do
in a day. Again, they're definitely not approving.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I don't know if this is a new thing, but
I remember when we were at school, just one particular year,
my parents took us all out as four kids and
we went like not around Australia because we didn't go
the whole way, but we went on a huge trip
into the middle of Australia through all the deserts and
we were out of school for ages.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
So did you bring books? Did you learn on the road? No?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
But it was we learned a lot about life and
like experience it. So it was funny because we learned
how to build fires and make damper because we camped
our way around the stream.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Do like fire?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I do what's it called.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You're a pirate. But I think it was a bit
more lenient then. I think, you know what, these rules
are probably more in place to keep an eye on
maybe kids from families not lucky enough to have Douner days.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
But I had to then tell Marley because I freaked out.
I didn't want to say that on the Friday just
gone that she was going to just have a day
off because we wanted to go down the coast. So
I had to say to Marley, you're sick, You've got gashtro.
That's the reason, because if you're sick, you don't need
to have one of those reasons.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Does Marley know she doesn't have?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Marley was like, what do you mean? And I was like, well,
just if your teacher asks, just say you had Gashtro
And she's like, but I didn't. And I'm like, yeah,
but we're playing a game here, and you like, let's
just pretend that if you get asked on Monday, if
you're still sick, you have to say no, I'm much better.
And she was like, but for what reason? And I
was like, because of the chronic absenteeas and Marley, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Get it together. Marley, Oh my god, Okay, well, let
us know how it goes.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
It's been so stressed out.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
We're probably listening to this right now.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
No they're not, because hopefully, yeah, hopefully they're just packing
up the classroom.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's to pick up with Britt Hockley, A Laura and
our little tripod, Matty J. Well, the tripod does the
wrong thing to say. I need to start thinking through
I need to start thinking through that, I say quickly
before I say that.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Where was your head at when you said tripod?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I was trying to think of like the third wheel.
I meant to be third wheel and tripod came.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I'm sorry because you're not a little tripod.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I'm sure you would be about I take that as
a compliment.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Can I just say, as a producer, Grace, I did
not write tripod.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
What's going on? Mat Okay, Look, I have some information.
This is hot off the press, and I think a
lot of people out there who happen to be single
or actually could be dating one of these professions would
find this very beneficial. Now, this is a list. This
is a certified list of the one, two, three, four,
five most likely professions to cheat.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
On you can I guess I love this game. Have
one guess, I reckon Pilot has to be in the
top five.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh, you are so.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Close, and I reckon I'm going to say like finance
slash lawyer. I'm going to say older, colder, I'm going
to a doctor.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, all very very very warm. So this just in
case you're wondering, because like, how is this a certified list?
It has been put together by none other than Paul Evans.
Who's that a private detective? Okay, so he spends his
life like catching cheatahs and he's put together. Good at
him for archiving on the information, being like, oh and

(37:28):
Ralph here was a cheater? What did he do?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Did I even get one?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'll tell you the five. You're very very close, starting
at number one. Actually these an't like no particular order.
But the first thing I'm going to mention is it professionals,
which I found quite surprising.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Because they can like hack phones?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yes, they know how to like, you know, cover their tracks.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
You think they're the ones you can trust because I
don't want a blanket statement. But they're usually like the
sweeeky and sweetie, and you think that they'd be like
the one that you could take home and trust.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
They're the ones you need to watch out for.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Okay, so if you were dating or thinking about dating
someone who mentions they're an IT professional, just have your
guard up.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Maybe it for them means inner turmoil.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That's well said. Oh I'm tom, it's a very good,
very trauma. This one is also surprising. A call center
employee I actually used to do. I was a cold caller,
explains the lot. Back in the day, I would try
and refinance your home loan. And I think there were
a lot of people in the room who I worked
with who were cheaters, myself not included.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That just seems like a weird flex Like why is
a call center person? What about that is making them
cheat because they're on the phone to day.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I think it's long hours. I think for the call
center employees it's like inner work romance because it's so stressful,
you bond with those people you're close with at work.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I wouldn't have expected that.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Also surprised, But Paul Evan's the detective. He doesn't lie.
I have to trust him. Sales reps, which I think salespeople,
and I used to be in sales, so I can
say this they're all a bit slimy.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is that bigger? I think when you say sales rep,
I think the old school knock on the door, do
you want to buy my type away? Let me come
into the kitchen and show you my plastic and also.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Wears your bedroom. Let's do it. I'm married, who cares? Boom? Yeah,
the sales reps. So you said pilots. He didn't mention pilots,
but he has mentioned here flight attendants.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, I think pilots are worse.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I think you have to also. I think you're lumping
the pilots.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
You want to know why. When I was younger, I
was a nanny in Italy for a family that was
he was a pilot, and she was a cheap air hostess.
And he's a cheat on her all the time.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
How did you know?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Because she's a trauma dump on me and so he's
cheating on me. Oh my, because he flies the plane.
He has a little cute heart, so it's hot and
sexy and then they get somewhere for a couple of
days and there's just all the time in the world.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Now, there's a lot of great pilots. Jimmy the pilot
from the bachelor. Shout out to Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I think they're really happily married.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
All pilots, bar Jimmy, watch out for now. You mentioned doctors, surgeon, surgeons, doctors. Yeah, yeah,
and I think I think they are the ones you
need to watch out for. I think we're all you know.
You mentioned you're a doctor or a surgeon. They're the
ones with the god complex.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I dated a surgeon for quite a while and he
cheated on me like whenever he could.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I think everyone I've spoken to over the age of
thirty five has been cheated on by someone who works
in the medical profession.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Also shout out to the medical workers of this country
who are the backbone of making sure we are healthy.
But stop cheating. Okay, but God's sake, I feel bad.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
There's every people in the car right now. That's like
I work in there and I would never cheat. These
are just look, it's Paul Evans. It's not Paul Evans.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
This is Paul. Also, do agree with Paul. He did
say he is like, these are the number one cheaters
the medical professionals are there anymore? No, That's all I've got,
do you know what.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I'm actually surprised. I'm very lucky that I trust my husband.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's actually what you used to work in medical I did.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, that's how I know how many of them cheat?
Not me?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Will you be honest?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Honest?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I will take a lie to check down.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I don't know if I trust you. Grace, do do
you trust me? Do you think I trust her? A
trustworthy face?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, not personality, just my face. You've only known me
three years. I was just about to say something that
was really integrill and deep.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I'm sure it was, but it's gone, So let's move on.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
We're talking bucket lists, and there is a reason because
there is somebody that I had come across that is
about to finish the most wild bucket list in history.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I think it's a great time to talk about bucket
list itist because end of the year. Yeah, I think
it's good to have goals, have planned something you're working towards.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
So I tell you what he has done?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Hit me?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Do you have one?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah? I was speaking to a parent recently. Their child
is in the same class as Marley at school, and
we had a little playdate. And when as we're chatting
while the kids were playing, we're going through some of
their like found me holiday picks, and they had done
a holiday. The husband, he was a very good sailor,
he'd worked on super yachts, loved the ocean, and they

(42:09):
had hired a boat and done I think it was
a three month trip in the Mediterranean where they sailed
around like Croatia and Malta and the Greek islands, and
they were going through photos and it was just it
looked like the most incredible trip. So with the kids
as well, they all lived on this boat for three months.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Have you ever sailed once?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Because I'm feeling like that.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
But I thought to myself, you know what, there's one
thing that I would love to do before I cart it,
and that is learn how to sail and take the family.
Maybe not three months because it's a really long time,
but go to Europe and sail our way through. Imagine
pulling into ports.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Since something you'd have to get a captain.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
No, No, not for me.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So you're never taking that bucket list off.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
What's yours? Then?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Well, I have a few.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm very lucky when I think of travel bas I've
done a lot of what I wanted to do, but
I really want to and I'm going to try and
do it this year. I want to go into one
of those iglue accommodation in like Finland where it's all
glass and you can just the whole roof is glass.
You see the northern lights through the roof. You know
like that. I want to do that.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Well, that'll never happen.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I think it's going to And the other thing I
want to do is free dive with what are the
big whales called whale sharks? Whale sharks. Yeah, I've done
humpback whales, but I haven't done the whale shark.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
You're so immature. You're laughing because I said hump No.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I just like it's like I've never met anyone who
has like a list of animals they want to swim with.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
And I also staring sharks.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
And humpt back whales and on turtles. But I really
want to cross off that list, get those raal sharks.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
My last thing is and this is probably the biggest thing,
I really want to be in a act in a
movie or a TV series. Producer Grace has a similar
bucket List's your what's your bucket list for?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, I was trying to think. I feel like I'm
on the right track.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I feel like I've done enough things, but I would
like to be in an infomercial, Like you know, an
infomercial and it's like someone in trips and spills some
pop on and this happened to you. Yes, if only
there was a gadget that could help. That's that's my dream.
I reckon, Matt, you and I could make that happen.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
We could make Grace's dream of being in infomercial happening.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
It's hard because daytime TV it's like all the you know,
Studio ten. Back in the day, we could have gotten
you on there had some connections there.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
But what if now I know, yes, what if we
make Okay, bear with me will air this? What if
we make our own infomercial, we film it, Grace films
that we put it online and then that might be
her addition to get her on t TV.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Next week's pretty busy for me.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I want to tell you about this guy, Carl Bushby.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
This is the reason. Hang on a second, that's the
reason we're talking about bucket list.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Bush Peak bushb Bushby. That's a cracker over the last name.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Carl Bushby.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
In two days time is expected to finish his bucket
list item, which is walking around the world. Now, guess
how long it has taken him.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I reckon two years?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Cute, twenty seven years?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh my god, come on.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
And he's finishing in apparently two days.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
He's from Hull in the United Kingdom. He started in
Chile in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Surely he's taken a couple of breaks, because twenty seven
years that's too long.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
It it's pretty intense. You should see him, like twenty
quite trim. Well, this is him in nineteen nine eight
when he started. I need to find one now. But
he's gone through it. He's got pictures covered in icicles,
he's got really long, scraggly hair, his sunburn, he's it's
twenty seven years. It's actually insane.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
No, that's just ridiculous. Mean, his poor family, they're like,
when's Carl coming home?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
But also, how do you Yeah, I'm going for a walk,
How do you fund that? That's what I would know.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I didn't look into it enough.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I just thowt it hurting him, But how do you
fund that?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah? No, that's too much for me. Like if he
had done it under five years, I would have In
the pressed twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
You wouldn't even do that.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
You're taking the piss mate. You're telling Matt, yeah, I will, Sorry, Carl,
Let's try and get.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Him on the radio that let's not next week, produce
the grace that's for you, and then I'll get you
in an infomercial. Hey, Matt, it is time for shelter
Fine Friday. Yeah, and these ones are actually fine. You
know how sometimes they're not fun and we just try
and pretend they are.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I got to say every Friday so fast and they started.
They have all been fun with a capital there.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
We want to send you into the weekend being the coolest,
smartest person at the party. You can whip these bad
boys out and impress someone. I guarantee it, all right, Matt.
First one, I'm going to ask you to answer this.
How many peanuts roughly do you think it takes to
make a jar of peanut butter?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Can I just confirm what size jar?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Just like the regular regular size jar?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Okay, okay, okay, what This is just a wild stab
in the dark.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
If you get it, I'm going to give you it's
going to be putting from all worse that we brought
in here today.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Five hundred and forty did you look?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, Grace and I just looked at each other and
I was like, you cheating.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
You cheated for fun time.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I'm sorry that was That was the only one that
I saw, hand on heart.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
It's not as fun when you cheat that.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Sorry. I know.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Grace and I really.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Having fun, right, everyone having fun. I'm not Grace having fun.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
You're forgiven.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Okay, that's one, Honestly, how easily.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
We forget Grace but forgiven but not forgotten.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
That's what it must feel like to be really smart.
Just the look on your I've never.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Had you enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I was like, oh, I want that again.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Okay, what color do you think the hippopotamus?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Says the hippopotami?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Which one is it?

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Hippo?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Well said, what color is a hippo's milk? Oh Kang,
That was a really.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Hard way to get.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I feel like every animal their milk is always white.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh, I hope you enjoyed that feeling of being wait
wait wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Wait wait wait, I haven't locked in my answer just yet.
Purple No purple, unusual choice?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
He bows milk is pink?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
That was I was closed.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Ask me why I don't know that part.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
It's because they have like a unique what they call
blood sweat, which comes out as like red, and it
mixes with milk and makes it look pink.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
And it's also the taste of strawberries. Okay, Can I
just say that that was a joke just in case
anyone uses that at a party.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Don't don't quote Okay, yep. Speaking of pink, do you
know where a flamingo's pink color comes from?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's feathers. Okay, here's a question, thank you, thank you
for that laughter.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
What color is a flamingo?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
White? No?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh, they're gray.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Where does the pink come from?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
They only turn pink because of what they eat?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Flowers?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
No, because they like to dine on like three coarse
dishes of algae and shrimps yep. And then they contain
like this natural red yellow pigment and then that comes
out they eat. It's like when you know they say humans,
if you eat your carrots, your skin turns orange. Flamingos
are the same. If they gorge on the algae.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That is interesting.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, isn't that cool?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
An animal fact? Is just that's delicious?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Www.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Takes longer to say than world Wide Web. I disagree
www world Wide Web.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I would say they're on path. I would say, hey,
I'm not going to attack the facts today. I'll have
to take your word for it.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I think that's subjective grace. That wasn't It wasn't very
fun that one.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
It's just a little point of reference. Yeah, the Internet facts.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
In Switzerland, owning only one guinea pig or parrot is illegal.
You can go to prison because they are like pack
animals that need friends, and it's really unfair to have
just one of them because they're lonely.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
The Swiss are a strange bunch. No offense my husband,
no offense.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
There, and my husband used to have guinea pigs.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Oh okay, there we go a little clue. I'm going
to say, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
It is true. Yeah, oh no, sorry, it wasn't questions
a statement.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
It wasn't true or false.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I'm telling you, Okay, got that.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
What were his guinea pigs names?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Guinea and pig.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay, it's very Swiss, it isn't it?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Like?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Okay, last one, you're tall.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
In the morning, then at night you're true.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
True also statement, but thanks, I swear.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I used to guess them. I'm making that up. I'm
saying to sit here passively and absorb the facts. Is
that what we're doing now? Should I stop guessing?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
We just see how we're feeling on the day.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
This is very confusing for me.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Do you want to ask me you're true or false?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
True or false? Humans share fifty of the DNA with bananas.
It's true, that's true. I don't have any that's not true.
Additional information here that's true.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Banana we are it's true. Oh my god, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Isn't that. This is We're all having fun. This is
fun rights.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Britney getting annoyed. This is a fun game.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I can't be half banana.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
It's the similarity is limited to housekeeping genes, which is
like basic cellular functions.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
So it's just not DNA. You're not like it. I
can guarantee you my ancestry test that I just sent off.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
He's not coming back with banana fun fact.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I really took a turn, didn't it.