October 6, 2024 • 23 mins
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP.
Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on the KIIS Network. You can listen live on iHeart radio, or catch up here each week!
For more follow @THEPICKUP on socials.
On the show:
- Lana Del Ray and her Alligator tour guide husband
- Shot gun weddings
- What got stuck in you
- Mitch's pitches
You can watch us on Youtube
Find us on Instagram
Join us on tiktok
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We
pay our respect to their elders past and present and
extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander
people's today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation.
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Midge, and this is the
pickup where we package up all the best bits from
our radio show and we bring them here to you,
the lifers.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We had some banging segments this week. I'm very proud
of something that I contributed to this week. What got
stuck in You? What got stuck in You?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It escalated, but as you can imagine, it went south, Yeah,
really south into the butthole.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Have you guys butt play? It really things once you
kind of go in, if you go a little too far.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a vacuum. Oh wow, it's a vacuum vortex.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Isn't it? And it closes right back up and you're
locked in there. What was it? As an ethesis?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What was the cardiograstic surgeon.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What was the way to pull it out, like with forceps?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, a surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It gets so far up there there's there's no coming
back from them.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And because it's too dangerous, it can perforate.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You about perforate is like where a little literally like
we'll rip it open and that's disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Which is also why if you're ever going to use
any butt toys, please make sure it has a flared
base coming to you from but toys representative, you got
some stuck up for everyone. No, I was horrified. I mean,
obviously we're not going to tell you all the things
that were found inside people. Seven different people called us
(01:42):
about finding potatoes. They were all healthcare workers, and seven
different individual calls around potatoes being found inside people's assholes.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It makes sense healthy, it's biodegradable.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's cheap, and it's smooth.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Also, I think I can see the thought process of
I could probably poop this.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Out, yeah worst case, or a biodegree or squeeze it out. Yet,
don't try that at home. It does not work. Washed
or unwashed do you think it was?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That's disgusting. It'd be absolutely washed. Washed?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You did, hope so all right anyway, Okay, another thing
that we talked about this week, you guys probably know,
very very happy celebration. We love love. Lana del Rey
has just married her alligator boyfriend. He's not an alligator,
he's a tour guide.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You heard it here.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
First, they've just gotten married. Now we were talking about
shotgun weddings very fast from like dating to marriage, which
from the outset, I know they've been or they've known
each other since twenty nineteen, but they have only been
publicly together for the last month and now they are married.
And so we spoke to some of you guys and
to some calls on radio who had very quickly after
(02:43):
dating gotten married to their partners, and they were pretty
much all success stories.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Also, I explained how I was humbled via Facebook market
Place this week.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Humbled, humbled. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, invital someone into my house and then moments later
after for a very normal transaction. So I thought, I
received one of the worst messages you could get after
selling something to someone online.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It doesn't work, The second worst message money back. The
third Okay, she sent me something that pissed me off, basically.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, all that and so much more coming up on
the show.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hey, you guys know Lana del Ray, Britta, Laura's.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is a story I am so invested in.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, it's it's a bizarre story. Ready, Lana focusing on
her music career for the last few decades superstar. Oh
she's incredible and she's arguably at the peak of her career.
She did headline Coachella a few months ago. She's everywhere.
She was nominated for her Album of the Year at
the Grammys. Lana is huge now after a month of dating.
This weekend, Lana del Ray married alligator to a guide,
(03:45):
Jeremy de Freene. According to People Magazine, it was a
small outdoor ceremony in Louisiana in the Bayu where dunfreen
works as an alligator to a guide.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So there were alligators at the wedding bring regator. But
I like, I remembering this article or this like story
first hit the headlines and everyone was kind of like
trying to figure out whether they were or weren't dating,
whether it was real, because it sounds like fake news.
Lana Delray marrying an alligator like tour guide, It sounds
like it can't be real. But apparently they met in
(04:14):
twenty nineteen, so that's when they first met, but they've
only been publicly dating for one month and then they
tied the knot in Swamp Marshland. I wreck it oud Alligators,
she must have had a solid prenup, right, Like if
you're I don't think Alligator Tour GUIDs are on par
with London Ray, like album of the Year. That's quick.
If you've I know, you've known each other since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Maybe there was a lot of stuff going on behind
the scenes so the last couple of years and people
just didn't know about it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But if you're marrying.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
After a month and you are asloaded as Leanda Dolray,
I'd be hoping as a prena.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I'm also a big Lana fan, and this is very
Lana Delray, Like all her music is about old Hollywood men.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
She wants a traditional strong man alligator Nolanada.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I disagree. You're kind of like saying that this was relatable.
We're talking about earlier and which is like it's so relatable,
Like she's like the relatable one of the people. There
is nothing relatable about marrying an Alligator Tour guy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No no, no, I don't think the wedding itself is
really normal. Yeah, but her whole vibe is that she's
a celebrity, but she's like goes through the normal emotions
that we all go through.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. Everyone's been saying it's not going to
work out because it's such a well first, yeah, it's
such a like shotgun wedding, but also because they're obviously
from such two different worlds. He was married well, no,
so he was engaged before. So he had a fiance.
Her name was Kelly, and Kelly Wells has been coming
out and talking all over the tabloids. Yeah, so she
was engaged for twelve years to this guy and then
(05:35):
he's gone on to Mary Lana Delray after being engaged
for only one month. One month, Wana Delray. You're gonna
speed that, like lock it down before she changes her mind.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Want some facts about the wedding picture this mosquito. The
wedding took place under a white tent in swamp plant
in Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Swamp Land's Yeah, that's nothing screams romance like swamps.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They had the fan boats surrounding the the sort of
archers at the end. That's a fan that's how you
get around on the bike.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
With the fan that pushes. Sorry, I thought you meant
it was just a boat full of fans.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
No, and apparently no, no, no photos have emerged. But
apparently the fans were on and they were blowing her veil.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've seen the photos. We have the photos.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Lad, that's a pixel.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It actually looks so I'm not I don't want to
yuck anyone's yarng. It looks so unromantic, but you don't
watch she's walking down a swamp.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If she's happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We do love Lana. But also I don't think it's
necessarily the beginning of the end, just because it seems
a little bit like a shotgun wedding, and I want
to hear the happy stories. You know. I once worked
with the woman who she got engaged after dating her partner,
boyfriend whatever. They met online. They were dating for seven days,
they went and got married, and they've been here for
(06:48):
fourteen years now. Fourteen years.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, I think there's a textbook for any of this stuff.
I think if if lovers love.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think if you feel it, to go forth with
a printer.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We're taking your calls because Lana del Ray it was
married over the weekend to her alligating alligator hunting husband?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Are they hunter to a guy?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
He runs?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Two guys?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yes, he's got a textagators. Look, lots of people have
been coming out and saying that they don't think that
the relationship is going to work because it feels like
a shotgun marriage. We only found out a month ago
that they were dating. But look now they're married. Okay,
So what we wanted is we just wanted to know
if you've been dating your partner for a very short
period of time and then you rushed to the altar,
what happens?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Together? Are you to get a good idea?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Emily's joining us?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Emily, firstly, before you tell us if you're still together,
how long did you know each other before marriage?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
We knew each other for three months before we got married.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Three months okay, how long before you got engaged?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
See, we've met each other and then three months later married.
So it was about like two months after we got
engaged and then got married.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Wow. How long have you been together for now?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
If they are all right, we've been together twenty four years.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Work love, the magic of wait really important question? Are
you happy?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I am I'm seray, Yes, I don't recommend it to everyone,
but it worked.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out for us.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, good, Happy for your Emily. We're getting a lot
of calls girls, Tracy, Hey, talk to us. How long
did it take to get engaged? And I still together?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I met my husband when I was twenty one and
we're both twenty one. Four and a half months later
we got engaged. Ten months after that we got married,
and this Thursday we will celebrate our thirty second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh but that's incredible. What's the secret?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Oh gosh? I think just if you know, you know, yes,
still married. And I look back now and I think
at twenty one, like we freaked out. Our parents are like,
you know, it's a bit quickness, like you know, but
we love each other and we want to get married.
And now that I have adult children at like twenty
seven and twenty nine, if they said that at twenty one,
I'd be like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Tracy. This is why I asked, because when people say
you know, you know, I mean obviously I'm happily married now.
I have a wonderful husband. But I thought I knew
when I was in my twenties, and I would have
married someone who was terrible for me.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Well the ridiculous part is, and I don't know this
probably makes me sound lying, but this was my first
proper boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh, it's beautiful. It doesn't make you love. Also a
different time like back.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We got married in nineteen ninety two, so that's like
an ago.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's also it's also.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I was when which was born.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You weren't.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No, But also it's different different people like it's so
personally there's no one blanket rule that marks Laura you
at twenty one.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'm sorry your frontal lobe was jelly, wasn't even.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, and I really liked men who couldn't be faithful.
That was MyD that was my my kind.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
All right, we have one more. Jesse's joining us onmer line. Hello,
thank you, Trace, Happy anniversary, Jesse, talk to us. How
long were you engaged for and he's still together?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, it's not me, but my dad's as a family
have a history of getting engaged really fast. So my
grandparents got engaged after twenty four hours of knowing each
other across year twenty and then my auntie and uncle
got engaged after five days. What and my cousin got
(10:09):
engaged after a forty eight hour first date.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my god, So it's genetic. How many of these
were happy relationships?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
All three?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's amazing. When you said it was kind of a
family thing, I thought maybe religious.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
No, No, here, I am engaged after twelve years of dating.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So completely, So good girl. Lovers love at the end
of the day. And who care my.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mom and dad. I'm just going to end this in there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
My mom and dad met on the one night over
dinner as a setup. Knew that night that they were
going to be together for the rest of their life,
and in a couple of days it's their forty seventh
wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Wow, BEAUTIFU, it's so wholesome. Britt Laury, you know that
I'm a Facebook marketplace feet.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, you spend way too much money on there and
way too much time.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Well, I love to sell things.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's a really handy way to sell stuff for quick cash, right,
and I'm in a rehabilitation Err, because I've spoken on
the show before that I was banned from marketplace due
to low ratings consistently.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, that was because you were also trolling people with
fake account.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, I had to make a fake Facebook account because
I was blocked from the midch jury Facebook account because
I sold something to someone.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And she said, I know you from the radio. You
were so rude. Look I'm in my good era.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I wouldn't. Don't tell people that it's.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Embarrassing transparencies keat So my therapist tells.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Me vulnerability totally Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I sold a milk Froffer Smeg quality one hundred bucks
cash paid three hundred Great deal for Margaret.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I bet you was broken.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I get the notification. Margaret, Hey can I buy this? Yeah,
I can come today, ten minutes away. Brilliant, bring cash.
She went done, Mitch, and amazing. She knocks on my door.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
She's there.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
My dog runs out of the front door, and I go,
oh my god, hold on, come inside.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I gotta get the dog inside. Like it was kind
of a bit of.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
A Yeah, that's your first error is you never invite
a marketplace person into your house.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know, I didn't plan on. It was early in
the morning, and so she came in. I closed the
door because of the dog.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Locked her in.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Had a chat.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, no, we had a chat for like three minutes.
She was talking about the house, talking about the dog.
And then she goes, all right, I'm gonna go see you.
I go see your Margaret. She leaves cash in hand.
Done deal, right, so you would think. I then get
a notification to my phone ten minutes later that reads this,
it's from Margaret, thank you very much for the frothy Mitch.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
By the way, I'm a cleaner. If someday you need
a service, I'm more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She's just like, I saw the instide of your house,
you dirty pig.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She's like, I know how to make an extra buck
from this guyel.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not even an extra buck. She didn't say, here's my business,
here are my rates. She thinks she's Shelly Craft on
domestic Blitz, and she's like, I'm going to do it,
give back to this downtrodden, filthy pig.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it wasn't a give back. She was going to
charge you, but she just wanted to just wanted to clean.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
When someone's gravely ill and they go would Scotty cam
goes tools down, That's what she was doing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
This happened to me yesterday, Mitch. I went to my cafe,
the cafe that I go to with your cafe.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You're doing well.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
My local cafe with Delilah my and I walked in
there and these guys at the cave know me very well.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They've notniced for a long time. And I walked in
and they were like, hey, did you want to take
one of these pamphlets? And I was like, oh, what
is it. They're like, it's for a dog trainer. This
is a kin to like a backhanded compliment though, right,
And I get them in dms on Instagram quite a bit,
so I reckon this is one of my most frequented
replies from people, so I'll post something of like the
girls running around the house, the kids, like there's the
(13:25):
dog and the cat and like a thing of washing
over there, and people, yeah, it's not Look my house
is not the cleanest. So I sympathize with you on
that match. But I often have other mums right to
me and they go, oh, Laura, watching your stories just
makes me feel so normal. My house is a pigsty too. Thanks.
That's a thot. It was clean today as well. I
shared it. No, you just you should see it on
(13:47):
a Wednesday before it gets cleaned.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
People were awful, And the worst part about this is
it's my parents' house. So my mom was when I
told Mom, she was gutted because it was my birthday
two days before and she had the full house cleaned.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, but this is also your fault parents keep the
house clean. I would blame you. She's upset because she
still has a grown child living there making mass.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I know for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mum's like, you know, you've probably timed it flying the cubes.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Seriously, Mom wants to me out of the house.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
She should start charging you rant, I reckon, like, we
probably at that point where you could start contributing the segment.
You guys have all been waiting for. Huh what got
stuck in? I've never heard of anything more outrageous.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
This isn't the one I've been waiting for, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let me set up where this came from.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There's a man in Arizona in the USA who is
going a bit bonkers online at the moment for what
he found inside of him that has been in there
for twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Have listened.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I was a kid playing with my legos, and I
don't know, I just thought maybe I could just stick
it in my nose, now, mind you?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I said that was when I was about six years old.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Today, I was blowing my nose in the shower and
lo and behold, I blew out a lego dit that
has been in my nose for least twenty six years.
I can breathe out of the side of my nose now,
and it's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I haven't been able to do that since I was
a chip. That's crazy. It would have been so stick.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's like a vintage piece of lego. The lego is
almost as old as you. Midge.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, totally stuck.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
In the episode. How did he never sneeze it out?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Or like?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Do you know my daughter Marley, she's five. When she
was three months old, I brushed too close past a
rosebush when she was in a carrier and she got
a rose thorn in her thigh And it is still
there to this day, five years old. You can see
it under the skin that she has this little black
rose thorn that's there. And I've taken to the doctors
and they were like, leave it. We could pick it out.
It's going to hurt them more than what like good
(15:39):
it is, just leave it in there. Wow, So she's
got a little rose in her I mean I worked
in a hospital for thirteen years. So I was a
diagnostic radiographer. We've seen some things inside people.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, I'm the person and when something gets stuck in someone,
I need to find it, like that's literally my job
to see where it is and what it is. And
I can tell you the things that I have seen
stuck in sign people.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Create what's the number one? What's the wildest thing you
found inside of here? Okay, I'll give you three things
that are all very different. Number one, A lot of
things go in the butt, right to rattle off if
you toilet brush, yeah, check that. I can say that
the Bristole No, the Bristolian.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You're kidding the Bristolian.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
There's no pleasure in a pool ball?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
How was it going to come out of Q? This
is the thing. They don't come out. That's why they're
in the vacuue.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
That's actually how it works.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, I've seeing cars deodorant, Like, there are so many things.
I've seen things that I actually can't even talk about here.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Laura's called Hey, Laura, I have not called this is
Laura burn using not an alias?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
What got stuck in you? Or did you find something
stuck in someone?
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Hey, guys, it wasn't me or someone that I worked
with stuck in her. It was someone else. She had
a bug stuck in her ear, a little tiny bug,
and she didn't know what it was until she went
to the doctors and they're like, yeah, you've got a
bug suck in you. And she could hear it moving
and making little sounds, and I think it goes in
(17:12):
your ear when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everyone's wearing all.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Right, Jen, again, again, what did you get stuck in out?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
So it didn't get suck a Really, I was in
the hospital recovering from an ankle surgery and I had
come out and there was this lady opposite me, and
she had her hand off in like a sling, and
she had cactus spikes, like full grown cactus spikes in
her wrist. But he had never gotten a cactus in her.
But she had lots of cactus plants in her house.
(17:49):
And get this, like three months prior to the surgery,
Like when I was there, she had one night where
she was she had a couple of drinks and she
was dancing around her apartment and she thinks she might
have like falling to one of them, but it didn't
go in like you know, you'd know it was like
a huge cactus spike went in and like it came
up as like a winter. There was like five cactus
(18:11):
spikes that had grown inside her wrist. And I don't
feel like many people know about this.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Wow, what an interesting story. Good for her. Well, people
will put anything inside them.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
They won't careful. Voluntarily and involuntarily people.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
This is the last segment of the last show of
the Pickup all week.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Which is why we let Mitch have a little bit
more air of time right now. Yeah, because we tried
to hold it off all week.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
They have it's back after a seven week break the pitch.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
We have daily planning meetings for this show to pick up.
Every day we all just do an email, we all
jump on a call zoom, we all chat about what
we're going to talk about every day. I love to
give ideas. I'm one of those people that thinks more
is merrier. I give a lot and the girls go no, no, no,
more often than you think. So I collate all the
nose and I bring him in one segment that the
Mitch pitch and try to get them off the ground.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It really does beg to question when things like what
Got Stuck in You makes it over the line, but
the things that Mitch pictures don't make it over the line.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
All right, let me just cant down, all right?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What have you got for us?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
He's rent due for Robert Irwin?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Clearly he needs to Australia Zoo. Must be struggling because
that kid, he's on everything. He's doing an ad for Purina,
he's in Northern Territory tourism. He's the face of do Rex,
is the face of Cleen X, He's on m a celebrity,
Get me out of here. Love him, he's great, but
you can say no to a gig rob.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think he's just making hey while the sun shines.
The sun for him, he's going to shine for a
very long time. Yeah, but he's obviously getting a lot
of opportunities right now, and so he's his hot property
and he's doing that.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Sometimes a nose just as powerful as he is.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Why do you hate Robert Earlin? I?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I love the kid. He's been on the show many
times and he's welcome. But he'll say yeah, so that's
inviting him.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Next, is it impossible to stop the chicken juices from
leaking through the whole bag when you buy a barbecue chicken.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Absolutely not, No, it is not. It doesn't matter what
you do. You could wrap that up in glad wrap.
That chicken juice is getting out.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What you buy chicken and everything else, and you're getting
the Washington turchin out of the bag covered in chicken oil.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You go, it needs a separate bag, and then it
still leaks.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
We need to fix up the bag. They put those
chickens here.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Let's get cold on the line. Do you think that
that's a break though? Do you think it's a segment
like the unpacking of the chicken juice saga.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
We could do a test. We could put a chicken.
We could put it bubbed chicken in your leather bag
and you drive home and see if it gets all
through your bits.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Sorry, let's move on. What's next on the pitch?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Do let deja vous off the hook? What the hell
is that thing?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
So apparently it's when your short term memory and your
long term memory get confused. But I have deja vous
a lot, and I think maybe I'm just psychic.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I think it's like we've lived the past life and
it's a memory from the life we've lived before that
comes through sometimes.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, But I think we need to really federally investigate this.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We all have these moments of I've been here, and
we all go like what is going on?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That is fair because it is a weird thing when
you know you haven't been somewhere and you're like, wow,
that just hit me in the face.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
But I think it has been investigated, and there's been
studies that have been shown it's your short term mamory
and your long term memory getting confused. I think it's
a past like it's a cross wire in your brain
being bored. What did dejav being bored? Oh? Shut up, Mitch.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Does anyone else remember floating down the stairs as a kid?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Floating?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you ever like small and you were so light
that you'd run down a flight of stairs, but you
were so small that you would just glide over the
tips of the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I did not have stairs. I was a single story.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's just a meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I never floated downstairs. Mitch. Maybe that was when you
were deja vuing from your past life. You're actually a ghost.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Can we discuss the fact that fight or flight it's
not an option? What do you mean, well, everyone goes hey,
you fight off flight? If you got mugged in the street,
would you fight or would you run away? It's a
biological can like a biological function. You don't choose. You
don't go mm, I'm feeling fight.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's you're a migdala. It's your fear center in your
brain and a migdala.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
You know what I mean? Fight or fight? People talk
about it as.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
An it's your parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous system.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
To be honest, and you can train them, you can
hone them.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Are any of these sticking with you?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Do it?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't want to expand them into full break one
final one?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What do you got for us?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
The doctors with their pre recorded messages. If this is
an emergency, please hang up? No, I'm calling to get
my test, doue. This isn't an emergency, isn't It's not
an emergency. You don't need to tell us if it's
an emergency, hang up, because I wouldn't be calling my
GP if I was bleeding out.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I think the reason why they had that there is
because I'm sure there has been someone at some point
in time who is called that clinic or called a
clinic thinking maybe this isn't maybe it's not. You know,
it's because people sometimes second guess whether it is or
isn't an emergency, and they don't want to call triple zero.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You brought the goods today. I will say that I
would approve every single one of those segments except the
call center.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Okay, let's head some pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
How are you going to splash any of those out
into full segments? I feel like talking about them for
ten seconds on radio was too much. Okay, reptile girl,
Oh I love a reptile park. Talk about that. Pointing
at dahaboo though, like we should
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Talk about it
Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We
pay our respect to their elders past and present and
extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander
people's today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation.
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Midge, and this is the
pickup where we package up all the best bits from
our radio show and we bring them here to you,
the lifers.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We had some banging segments this week. I'm very proud
of something that I contributed to this week. What got
stuck in You? What got stuck in You?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It escalated, but as you can imagine, it went south, Yeah,
really south into the butthole.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Have you guys butt play? It really things once you
kind of go in, if you go a little too far.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's a vacuum. Oh wow, it's a vacuum vortex.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Isn't it? And it closes right back up and you're
locked in there. What was it? As an ethesis?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What was the cardiograstic surgeon.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What was the way to pull it out, like with forceps?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, a surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It gets so far up there there's there's no coming
back from them.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And because it's too dangerous, it can perforate.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You about perforate is like where a little literally like
we'll rip it open and that's disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Which is also why if you're ever going to use
any butt toys, please make sure it has a flared
base coming to you from but toys representative, you got
some stuck up for everyone. No, I was horrified. I mean,
obviously we're not going to tell you all the things
that were found inside people. Seven different people called us
(01:42):
about finding potatoes. They were all healthcare workers, and seven
different individual calls around potatoes being found inside people's assholes.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It makes sense healthy, it's biodegradable.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's cheap, and it's smooth.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Also, I think I can see the thought process of
I could probably poop this.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Out, yeah worst case, or a biodegree or squeeze it out. Yet,
don't try that at home. It does not work. Washed
or unwashed do you think it was?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That's disgusting. It'd be absolutely washed. Washed?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You did, hope so all right anyway, Okay, another thing
that we talked about this week, you guys probably know,
very very happy celebration. We love love. Lana del Rey
has just married her alligator boyfriend. He's not an alligator,
he's a tour guide.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You heard it here.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
First, they've just gotten married. Now we were talking about
shotgun weddings very fast from like dating to marriage, which
from the outset, I know they've been or they've known
each other since twenty nineteen, but they have only been
publicly together for the last month and now they are married.
And so we spoke to some of you guys and
to some calls on radio who had very quickly after
(02:43):
dating gotten married to their partners, and they were pretty
much all success stories.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Also, I explained how I was humbled via Facebook market
Place this week.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Humbled, humbled. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, invital someone into my house and then moments later
after for a very normal transaction. So I thought, I
received one of the worst messages you could get after
selling something to someone online.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It doesn't work, The second worst message money back. The
third Okay, she sent me something that pissed me off, basically.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, all that and so much more coming up on
the show.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hey, you guys know Lana del Ray, Britta, Laura's.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is a story I am so invested in.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, it's it's a bizarre story. Ready, Lana focusing on
her music career for the last few decades superstar. Oh
she's incredible and she's arguably at the peak of her career.
She did headline Coachella a few months ago. She's everywhere.
She was nominated for her Album of the Year at
the Grammys. Lana is huge now after a month of dating.
This weekend, Lana del Ray married alligator to a guide,
(03:45):
Jeremy de Freene. According to People Magazine, it was a
small outdoor ceremony in Louisiana in the Bayu where dunfreen
works as an alligator to a guide.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So there were alligators at the wedding bring regator. But
I like, I remembering this article or this like story
first hit the headlines and everyone was kind of like
trying to figure out whether they were or weren't dating,
whether it was real, because it sounds like fake news.
Lana Delray marrying an alligator like tour guide, It sounds
like it can't be real. But apparently they met in
(04:14):
twenty nineteen, so that's when they first met, but they've
only been publicly dating for one month and then they
tied the knot in Swamp Marshland. I wreck it oud Alligators,
she must have had a solid prenup, right, Like if
you're I don't think Alligator Tour GUIDs are on par
with London Ray, like album of the Year. That's quick.
If you've I know, you've known each other since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Maybe there was a lot of stuff going on behind
the scenes so the last couple of years and people
just didn't know about it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But if you're marrying.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
After a month and you are asloaded as Leanda Dolray,
I'd be hoping as a prena.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I'm also a big Lana fan, and this is very
Lana Delray, Like all her music is about old Hollywood men.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
She wants a traditional strong man alligator Nolanada.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I disagree. You're kind of like saying that this was relatable.
We're talking about earlier and which is like it's so relatable,
Like she's like the relatable one of the people. There
is nothing relatable about marrying an Alligator Tour guy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No no, no, I don't think the wedding itself is
really normal. Yeah, but her whole vibe is that she's
a celebrity, but she's like goes through the normal emotions
that we all go through.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. Everyone's been saying it's not going to
work out because it's such a well first, yeah, it's
such a like shotgun wedding, but also because they're obviously
from such two different worlds. He was married well, no,
so he was engaged before. So he had a fiance.
Her name was Kelly, and Kelly Wells has been coming
out and talking all over the tabloids. Yeah, so she
was engaged for twelve years to this guy and then
(05:35):
he's gone on to Mary Lana Delray after being engaged
for only one month. One month, Wana Delray. You're gonna
speed that, like lock it down before she changes her mind.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Want some facts about the wedding picture this mosquito. The
wedding took place under a white tent in swamp plant
in Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Swamp Land's Yeah, that's nothing screams romance like swamps.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They had the fan boats surrounding the the sort of
archers at the end. That's a fan that's how you
get around on the bike.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
With the fan that pushes. Sorry, I thought you meant
it was just a boat full of fans.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
No, and apparently no, no, no photos have emerged. But
apparently the fans were on and they were blowing her veil.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've seen the photos. We have the photos.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Lad, that's a pixel.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It actually looks so I'm not I don't want to
yuck anyone's yarng. It looks so unromantic, but you don't
watch she's walking down a swamp.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If she's happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We do love Lana. But also I don't think it's
necessarily the beginning of the end, just because it seems
a little bit like a shotgun wedding, and I want
to hear the happy stories. You know. I once worked
with the woman who she got engaged after dating her partner,
boyfriend whatever. They met online. They were dating for seven days,
they went and got married, and they've been here for
(06:48):
fourteen years now. Fourteen years.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, I think there's a textbook for any of this stuff.
I think if if lovers love.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think if you feel it, to go forth with
a printer.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We're taking your calls because Lana del Ray it was
married over the weekend to her alligating alligator hunting husband?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Are they hunter to a guy?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
He runs?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Two guys?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yes, he's got a textagators. Look, lots of people have
been coming out and saying that they don't think that
the relationship is going to work because it feels like
a shotgun marriage. We only found out a month ago
that they were dating. But look now they're married. Okay,
So what we wanted is we just wanted to know
if you've been dating your partner for a very short
period of time and then you rushed to the altar,
what happens?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Together? Are you to get a good idea?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Emily's joining us?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Emily, firstly, before you tell us if you're still together,
how long did you know each other before marriage?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
We knew each other for three months before we got married.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Three months okay, how long before you got engaged?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
See, we've met each other and then three months later married.
So it was about like two months after we got
engaged and then got married.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Wow. How long have you been together for now?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
If they are all right, we've been together twenty four years.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Work love, the magic of wait really important question? Are
you happy?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I am I'm seray, Yes, I don't recommend it to everyone,
but it worked.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out for us.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, good, Happy for your Emily. We're getting a lot
of calls girls, Tracy, Hey, talk to us. How long
did it take to get engaged? And I still together?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I met my husband when I was twenty one and
we're both twenty one. Four and a half months later
we got engaged. Ten months after that we got married,
and this Thursday we will celebrate our thirty second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh but that's incredible. What's the secret?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Oh gosh? I think just if you know, you know, yes,
still married. And I look back now and I think
at twenty one, like we freaked out. Our parents are like,
you know, it's a bit quickness, like you know, but
we love each other and we want to get married.
And now that I have adult children at like twenty
seven and twenty nine, if they said that at twenty one,
I'd be like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Tracy. This is why I asked, because when people say
you know, you know, I mean obviously I'm happily married now.
I have a wonderful husband. But I thought I knew
when I was in my twenties, and I would have
married someone who was terrible for me.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Well the ridiculous part is, and I don't know this
probably makes me sound lying, but this was my first
proper boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh, it's beautiful. It doesn't make you love. Also a
different time like back.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We got married in nineteen ninety two, so that's like
an ago.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
It's also it's also.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I was when which was born.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You weren't.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No, But also it's different different people like it's so
personally there's no one blanket rule that marks Laura you
at twenty one.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'm sorry your frontal lobe was jelly, wasn't even.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, and I really liked men who couldn't be faithful.
That was MyD that was my my kind.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
All right, we have one more. Jesse's joining us onmer line. Hello,
thank you, Trace, Happy anniversary, Jesse, talk to us. How
long were you engaged for and he's still together?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, it's not me, but my dad's as a family
have a history of getting engaged really fast. So my
grandparents got engaged after twenty four hours of knowing each
other across year twenty and then my auntie and uncle
got engaged after five days. What and my cousin got
(10:09):
engaged after a forty eight hour first date.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my god, So it's genetic. How many of these
were happy relationships?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
All three?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's amazing. When you said it was kind of a
family thing, I thought maybe religious.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
No, No, here, I am engaged after twelve years of dating.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So completely, So good girl. Lovers love at the end
of the day. And who care my.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mom and dad. I'm just going to end this in there.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
My mom and dad met on the one night over
dinner as a setup. Knew that night that they were
going to be together for the rest of their life,
and in a couple of days it's their forty seventh
wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Wow, BEAUTIFU, it's so wholesome. Britt Laury, you know that
I'm a Facebook marketplace feet.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, you spend way too much money on there and
way too much time.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Well, I love to sell things.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's a really handy way to sell stuff for quick cash, right,
and I'm in a rehabilitation Err, because I've spoken on
the show before that I was banned from marketplace due
to low ratings consistently.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, that was because you were also trolling people with
fake account.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, I had to make a fake Facebook account because
I was blocked from the midch jury Facebook account because
I sold something to someone.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And she said, I know you from the radio. You
were so rude. Look I'm in my good era.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I wouldn't. Don't tell people that it's.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Embarrassing transparencies keat So my therapist tells.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Me vulnerability totally Okay, what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I sold a milk Froffer Smeg quality one hundred bucks
cash paid three hundred Great deal for Margaret.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I bet you was broken.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I get the notification. Margaret, Hey can I buy this? Yeah,
I can come today, ten minutes away. Brilliant, bring cash.
She went done, Mitch, and amazing. She knocks on my door.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
She's there.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
My dog runs out of the front door, and I go,
oh my god, hold on, come inside.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I gotta get the dog inside. Like it was kind
of a bit of.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
A Yeah, that's your first error is you never invite
a marketplace person into your house.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know, I didn't plan on. It was early in
the morning, and so she came in. I closed the
door because of the dog.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Locked her in.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Had a chat.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, no, we had a chat for like three minutes.
She was talking about the house, talking about the dog.
And then she goes, all right, I'm gonna go see you.
I go see your Margaret. She leaves cash in hand.
Done deal, right, so you would think. I then get
a notification to my phone ten minutes later that reads this,
it's from Margaret, thank you very much for the frothy Mitch.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
By the way, I'm a cleaner. If someday you need
a service, I'm more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
She's just like, I saw the instide of your house,
you dirty pig.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
She's like, I know how to make an extra buck
from this guyel.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not even an extra buck. She didn't say, here's my business,
here are my rates. She thinks she's Shelly Craft on
domestic Blitz, and she's like, I'm going to do it,
give back to this downtrodden, filthy pig.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, it wasn't a give back. She was going to
charge you, but she just wanted to just wanted to clean.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
When someone's gravely ill and they go would Scotty cam
goes tools down, That's what she was doing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
This happened to me yesterday, Mitch. I went to my cafe,
the cafe that I go to with your cafe.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You're doing well.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
My local cafe with Delilah my and I walked in
there and these guys at the cave know me very well.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They've notniced for a long time. And I walked in
and they were like, hey, did you want to take
one of these pamphlets? And I was like, oh, what
is it. They're like, it's for a dog trainer. This
is a kin to like a backhanded compliment though, right,
And I get them in dms on Instagram quite a bit,
so I reckon this is one of my most frequented
replies from people, so I'll post something of like the
girls running around the house, the kids, like there's the
(13:25):
dog and the cat and like a thing of washing
over there, and people, yeah, it's not Look my house
is not the cleanest. So I sympathize with you on
that match. But I often have other mums right to
me and they go, oh, Laura, watching your stories just
makes me feel so normal. My house is a pigsty too. Thanks.
That's a thot. It was clean today as well. I
shared it. No, you just you should see it on
(13:47):
a Wednesday before it gets cleaned.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
People were awful, And the worst part about this is
it's my parents' house. So my mom was when I
told Mom, she was gutted because it was my birthday
two days before and she had the full house cleaned.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, but this is also your fault parents keep the
house clean. I would blame you. She's upset because she
still has a grown child living there making mass.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I know for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mum's like, you know, you've probably timed it flying the cubes.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Seriously, Mom wants to me out of the house.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
She should start charging you rant, I reckon, like, we
probably at that point where you could start contributing the segment.
You guys have all been waiting for. Huh what got
stuck in? I've never heard of anything more outrageous.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
This isn't the one I've been waiting for, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let me set up where this came from.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There's a man in Arizona in the USA who is
going a bit bonkers online at the moment for what
he found inside of him that has been in there
for twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Have listened.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I was a kid playing with my legos, and I
don't know, I just thought maybe I could just stick
it in my nose, now, mind you?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I said that was when I was about six years old.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Today, I was blowing my nose in the shower and
lo and behold, I blew out a lego dit that
has been in my nose for least twenty six years.
I can breathe out of the side of my nose now,
and it's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I haven't been able to do that since I was
a chip. That's crazy. It would have been so stick.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's like a vintage piece of lego. The lego is
almost as old as you. Midge.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, totally stuck.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
In the episode. How did he never sneeze it out?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Or like?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Do you know my daughter Marley, she's five. When she
was three months old, I brushed too close past a
rosebush when she was in a carrier and she got
a rose thorn in her thigh And it is still
there to this day, five years old. You can see
it under the skin that she has this little black
rose thorn that's there. And I've taken to the doctors
and they were like, leave it. We could pick it out.
It's going to hurt them more than what like good
(15:39):
it is, just leave it in there. Wow, So she's
got a little rose in her I mean I worked
in a hospital for thirteen years. So I was a
diagnostic radiographer. We've seen some things inside people.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, I'm the person and when something gets stuck in someone,
I need to find it, like that's literally my job
to see where it is and what it is. And
I can tell you the things that I have seen
stuck in sign people.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Create what's the number one? What's the wildest thing you
found inside of here? Okay, I'll give you three things
that are all very different. Number one, A lot of
things go in the butt, right to rattle off if
you toilet brush, yeah, check that. I can say that
the Bristole No, the Bristolian.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You're kidding the Bristolian.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
There's no pleasure in a pool ball?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
How was it going to come out of Q? This
is the thing. They don't come out. That's why they're
in the vacuue.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
That's actually how it works.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, I've seeing cars deodorant, Like, there are so many things.
I've seen things that I actually can't even talk about here.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Laura's called Hey, Laura, I have not called this is
Laura burn using not an alias?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
What got stuck in you? Or did you find something
stuck in someone?
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Hey, guys, it wasn't me or someone that I worked
with stuck in her. It was someone else. She had
a bug stuck in her ear, a little tiny bug,
and she didn't know what it was until she went
to the doctors and they're like, yeah, you've got a
bug suck in you. And she could hear it moving
and making little sounds, and I think it goes in
(17:12):
your ear when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everyone's wearing all.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Right, Jen, again, again, what did you get stuck in out?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
So it didn't get suck a Really, I was in
the hospital recovering from an ankle surgery and I had
come out and there was this lady opposite me, and
she had her hand off in like a sling, and
she had cactus spikes, like full grown cactus spikes in
her wrist. But he had never gotten a cactus in her.
But she had lots of cactus plants in her house.
(17:49):
And get this, like three months prior to the surgery,
Like when I was there, she had one night where
she was she had a couple of drinks and she
was dancing around her apartment and she thinks she might
have like falling to one of them, but it didn't
go in like you know, you'd know it was like
a huge cactus spike went in and like it came
up as like a winter. There was like five cactus
(18:11):
spikes that had grown inside her wrist. And I don't
feel like many people know about this.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Wow, what an interesting story. Good for her. Well, people
will put anything inside them.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
They won't careful. Voluntarily and involuntarily people.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
This is the last segment of the last show of
the Pickup all week.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Which is why we let Mitch have a little bit
more air of time right now. Yeah, because we tried
to hold it off all week.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
They have it's back after a seven week break the pitch.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
We have daily planning meetings for this show to pick up.
Every day we all just do an email, we all
jump on a call zoom, we all chat about what
we're going to talk about every day. I love to
give ideas. I'm one of those people that thinks more
is merrier. I give a lot and the girls go no, no, no,
more often than you think. So I collate all the
nose and I bring him in one segment that the
Mitch pitch and try to get them off the ground.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It really does beg to question when things like what
Got Stuck in You makes it over the line, but
the things that Mitch pictures don't make it over the line.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
All right, let me just cant down, all right?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
What have you got for us?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
He's rent due for Robert Irwin?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Clearly he needs to Australia Zoo. Must be struggling because
that kid, he's on everything. He's doing an ad for Purina,
he's in Northern Territory tourism. He's the face of do Rex,
is the face of Cleen X, He's on m a celebrity,
Get me out of here. Love him, he's great, but
you can say no to a gig rob.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I think he's just making hey while the sun shines.
The sun for him, he's going to shine for a
very long time. Yeah, but he's obviously getting a lot
of opportunities right now, and so he's his hot property
and he's doing that.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Sometimes a nose just as powerful as he is.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Why do you hate Robert Earlin? I?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I love the kid. He's been on the show many
times and he's welcome. But he'll say yeah, so that's
inviting him.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Next, is it impossible to stop the chicken juices from
leaking through the whole bag when you buy a barbecue chicken.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Absolutely not, No, it is not. It doesn't matter what
you do. You could wrap that up in glad wrap.
That chicken juice is getting out.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
What you buy chicken and everything else, and you're getting
the Washington turchin out of the bag covered in chicken oil.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You go, it needs a separate bag, and then it
still leaks.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
We need to fix up the bag. They put those
chickens here.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Let's get cold on the line. Do you think that
that's a break though? Do you think it's a segment
like the unpacking of the chicken juice saga.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
We could do a test. We could put a chicken.
We could put it bubbed chicken in your leather bag
and you drive home and see if it gets all
through your bits.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Sorry, let's move on. What's next on the pitch?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Do let deja vous off the hook? What the hell
is that thing?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
So apparently it's when your short term memory and your
long term memory get confused. But I have deja vous
a lot, and I think maybe I'm just psychic.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I think it's like we've lived the past life and
it's a memory from the life we've lived before that
comes through sometimes.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes, But I think we need to really federally investigate this.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We all have these moments of I've been here, and
we all go like what is going on?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That is fair because it is a weird thing when
you know you haven't been somewhere and you're like, wow,
that just hit me in the face.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
But I think it has been investigated, and there's been
studies that have been shown it's your short term mamory
and your long term memory getting confused. I think it's
a past like it's a cross wire in your brain
being bored. What did dejav being bored? Oh? Shut up, Mitch.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Does anyone else remember floating down the stairs as a kid?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Floating?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Do you ever like small and you were so light
that you'd run down a flight of stairs, but you
were so small that you would just glide over the
tips of the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I did not have stairs. I was a single story.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's just a meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I never floated downstairs. Mitch. Maybe that was when you
were deja vuing from your past life. You're actually a ghost.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Can we discuss the fact that fight or flight it's
not an option? What do you mean, well, everyone goes hey,
you fight off flight? If you got mugged in the street,
would you fight or would you run away? It's a
biological can like a biological function. You don't choose. You
don't go mm, I'm feeling fight.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's you're a migdala. It's your fear center in your
brain and a migdala.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
You know what I mean? Fight or fight? People talk
about it as.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
An it's your parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous system.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
To be honest, and you can train them, you can
hone them.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Are any of these sticking with you?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Do it?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't want to expand them into full break one
final one?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What do you got for us?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
The doctors with their pre recorded messages. If this is
an emergency, please hang up? No, I'm calling to get
my test, doue. This isn't an emergency, isn't It's not
an emergency. You don't need to tell us if it's
an emergency, hang up, because I wouldn't be calling my
GP if I was bleeding out.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I think the reason why they had that there is
because I'm sure there has been someone at some point
in time who is called that clinic or called a
clinic thinking maybe this isn't maybe it's not. You know,
it's because people sometimes second guess whether it is or
isn't an emergency, and they don't want to call triple zero.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You brought the goods today. I will say that I
would approve every single one of those segments except the
call center.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Okay, let's head some pretty good.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
How are you going to splash any of those out
into full segments? I feel like talking about them for
ten seconds on radio was too much. Okay, reptile girl,
Oh I love a reptile park. Talk about that. Pointing
at dahaboo though, like we should
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Talk about it
Popular Podcasts
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.