Absurd Truth: Richard Gere's Horrible Immigration Take

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
M m all right. So first up, this is not
if it sounds familiar, it's not because we write it before.
It's because this is this is a new one that's
happened a Port Charlotte man. Florida man got drunk and
tried to enter the wrong house. Nolan Worrel, twenty three

(00:36):
years old in Port Charlotte Doune got himself arrested Monday
evening came because he was accused of attempting to break
into a neighbor's home while he was drunk as a
skunk or a raccoon, mistakenly believing that it was his
own house. At seven pm, Tom Dorothy man that has
two first names, he heard banging at the empty house
next door to his own, and when he went out

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and kind of peered out in the dark, he thought, well,
he saw nearly naked man. He was wearing just shorts,
no shoes, no shirt, no nothing. Cops arrived. He wasn't
trying to break into the house for any nefarious reason.
He was trying to get home and he was so
drunk he couldn't remember which house was his.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's thoroughly drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Can you really be that drunk where you don't remember
I've seen it, what house you live in? Yeah, because
you're talking about messing with core memories at that point,
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, but some more dominant core memories are what come
forward when you're really really drunk. So I've seen I've
had friends that actually go to their old house by
accident because of that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's kind of crazy. So in addition to that, we
also have a Florida man told bw I employees that
hate this is the airport they did an explosive device and
they had to evacuate everything. It was the thoroughgood Marshall Airport.
He said he had an explosive device on his in

(02:00):
his bag. And this was in Maryland, Florida man and
he was getting ready to people who are like in
the process of boarding the plane were told that they
had to get off and they had to evacuate and
all other stuff. Because this guy was I guess just
having a fit and saying that he had an explosive
device in his bag.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
He didn't want to pay for the parking.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You know, he didn't want to pay for parking. They
gave the I mean it took thirty minutes, not even
that for them to be like, this guy's full of it.
But just because he was full of it does not
mean that they did not detain him. It doesn't matter
whether or not you have a bomb, you're gonna get
you're gonna have a felony charge regardless. So he went
to the pokey.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What it's a good place for him.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
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husband and son try to strangle a nurse. Ooh. This
was in Panela's Park, Florida. The woman was trying to
sacrifice her husband. She got arrested. Then she tried to
strangle a nurse fifty eight years old. Karen. Of course
it is Karen Deeter. She used a power cord from
her ankle monitor to strangle the nurse. That is the

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The entire planet has fallen off a cliff into the
stupid zone where I don't even know what's going on anymore.
This is a small planet. We have to work together
and live together, and we can do that. The bad
guys exploit the illusion of differences. Do you really think
these refugees and immigrants are different than us? Do you

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really believe what these clowns like Trump or bond Net
and Yahoo? Put you really believe what these guys say?
Or do you look at your heart and you go wow,
Now the world isn't like that. It's all It's all there.
If we can remove the stupid stuff that most of

(05:06):
these bad guy leaders are dumping on us, get rid
of that the crud, and go back to who we
really are, which is really profound kindness inside of us.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm in a really crabby mood right now. You know
this guy, oh gosh, Dana guardroom mouth right now, he's
a big fan of the old CCP. You know that, right,
Richard Gear aka Cindy Crawford's first husband aka the eighty
year old married to a forty year old yeah, aka
mister Gerbil. Don't google that one. Kids, don't Welcome back

(05:44):
to the program, Daniel Lash at the top of the
second hour. Uh, He's so this is sinfluential Gear Richard
Gear's he's upset over the what Potus has said about Somali,
the Somali community in Minnesota that's been builking taxpayers. He's

(06:05):
upset over this. And I don't really care if he
is or not, because it's always these individuals who whenever
they talk about it, whether it's him, whether I'm plant
ben Stiller's remark from yesterday, from yesterday or the day before,
Rather like Ben Stiller when he was talking about it,
they omit the part that people are objecting to the fraud,

(06:25):
and they act like Trump is just out there. Well,
I just don't like those Somalis. They're they're ignoring the
whole fact that he was talking about the fraud and
the what's being what's being perpetrated against the taxpayer in Minnesota.
Richard Gear, Does he act anymore? Don't answer that? Is

(06:46):
he still in things? I don't even know what the
hell he does anymore. Chris, just shut up, just shut
your old man mouth. So tired of it? Can he
just retire and go into you know, go into that
good night? Can he just go away? The last thing
I need is some barely literate gerbil loving celebrities sitting

(07:06):
here lecturing all of us about what we can get
outraged over where it concerns our taxpayer dollars. You steal
my tax pay dollars. I may set your damn yard
on fire. I don't care. I'm just there already. I'm so.
I'm just so aggravated at all of it. Richard gear
Was he ever attractive? Is that the other thing too? Like?

(07:27):
Was he ever considered like a Hollywood it guy? I
don't even thought. Hell he's been in They said he
got blacklisted from some movies or something like that, probably
because he sucks out loud. I don't know what he does.
What does he do now?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I'd assume he still acts or does those things?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Why what podcast is he on back in the day?
Is this what god forsaken podcast? Did he show up
on some Tom dickon hear he grow to pridecias?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't even know what showed? What thing he's on?
Actor and activist that says here kill us.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
All now important?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh? People are driven by profound kindness, you know, people
like you know, Trump and Net and Yahoo. They teach
us that, somaliva. Why did Net and Yahoo? Look? I
get it? That he is. Absolutely, he just dry humps
Jew hatred. I get it. He's one of those twinks
that gets off on that. That's like a whole subset
people who get off on hating Jews. He's one of them.

(08:20):
I get that. That's like his thing. I don't know
why Net and Yah. I mean, that's the only thing
that explains why Net and Yaho got into this. And
what the hell does net and Yaho have to do
with Somali's in Minnesota? King's dying? What what does he
have to do with Somali's that like all of a sudden, like, oh,
I stub my toe. Gosh, dang that Net Yahoo. Where
the hell does this come from? How are these people

(08:43):
like this? They're calling the wrong person retarded. It's not
Tim Walls, it also is, but it's also Richard gear
Chiminy Christmas. I mean, he's you know, do you really
think these refugees and immigrants are different from us? Well?
Can so wttering that I'm not robbing my fellow man
of their taxpayer dollars? Uh? That's a hell. Yeah. The

(09:07):
fact that we don't descend into tribal feudalism here in
the United States like they do in Somalia. Uh, that's
a yes. He thinks these the psychology of these people,
they think they're so much better than you. There's so
much better than you. Look at Richard Gear and his
enlightened and enlightenedness. You know, how dare you cane, you

(09:28):
dirty preletariat past judgment on these precious baby Somali diaspora
that are stealing literally hundreds of billions of dollars from taxpayer?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Is it judgment or is it just discernment, just shedding light.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, it's all racism, I'm sure it. Yeah, it's all
our a y sis is That's what it is. I
I mean, I'm not even getting into the sex trafficking
stuff because they now they have like part of the
Somali diaspora that are involved in sex trafficking going back

(10:05):
all the way to two thousand and six, because they
have their own little mafia up there. You know, they
come from Somalia, they bring their tribal warlordism, and then
they pimp out chicks. I mean, it's like a whole thing.
Local media at least did talk about it. They are
community radio station up there to talk about it. They
talked about the Somali sex rings that they have. University

(10:27):
of Minnesota, they had a whole thing about it where
they were talking about trouble youths and Somali immigrants that
are that are involved in all of this. So yeah,
going back to this point, I would say that because
I don't sell my fellow man into sex slavery, bring
my warlord tribalism to my neighborhood, and I don't builk
my fellow man out of billions of dollars of their

(10:49):
hard earned money and rob them of what they could
be using for their family. Yeah, I'm better, I'm different. Yeah,
And I have no problem saying that if you have
a problem with it, you can go do something so completely,
irrevocably unflattering to yourself. I don't care. There you go.
I just I'm getting tired of the lectures from these people.

(11:10):
And he sits here at this god forsaken Ikea table.
I'm so tired of seeing these stupid the stupid modern
front urchy and these crappy little podcasts. He's sitting here
at this god forsaken Ikea table. Well, Peaky's out gerbils up,
you know, Like he's sitting at this table like, oh,
or you guys are so mean talking about the you know,

(11:30):
the immigrants that are putting women in sex slavery and
all this stuff. It's were And by the way, we're
talking about the immigrants that do this. It's not our fault,
short bus. If you are interpreting this as meaning every
immigrant because you're the racist, or because you're so desperate
for deflection against a scandal that you contributed to that

(11:52):
you have to do this, well, they're talking about all immigrants,
not just the immigrants that are perpetrating this. They're talking
about all of the immigrants. Now we're talking about the
people who are doing this. How hard is that for
you absolute demons to understand we're talking about the people
who are engaged in this. And yeah, if you're looking
the other way, you're part of the problem. If you're
in the community and you're not participating in it, but

(12:13):
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Stick with us, all right, can we talk about doll
Mom's it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's just for pretend, right, It's just a.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, no, there's a apparently a thing. It's a growing
trend of women who pretend that dolls are real babies.
Can I just show you cut twenty four, please? This
is cut twenty four. This is the doll mom thing.
It's a lady morning.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
She's talking to it too.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Look at it. It looks like a possessed thing. Why
is its hair that long?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
No baby's hair haircut.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
No baby's got that long hair.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Why is the baby another dollah?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
My gosh? Why she has whole rooms?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
She's getting real snacks.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, real snacks, like just there are dolls like, Oh,
my gosh, she's manipular hate morning.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
We do today?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Oh? Putting together the storage rects and organizing all the
hair accessories. This is nuts. Make what in the world.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Now?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Why she can't wake up? Because it's a doll? That's
why no kid has that kind of hair. That those
dolls have better hair than she does. She has a
whole house outfitted with doll stuff. That's sad. That is
really sad, and a highly realistic baby dolls. Apparently Wall
Street Journal has this piece. This is a growing trend,

(18:41):
believe it or not. Now I understand that there are
some women and I don't want to hear the male
email from it, because not everything is about you. Okay, Yeah,
some women experience loss and they have miscarriages and they
get reborn dolls, which I think that you just you know,
you need some therapy. And you know, some people have
Alzheimer's and too much. Stop, that's not what this lady has.
And I'm not going to make it. This is weird,

(19:02):
no caveat, it's weird. You have an entire room for
a doll. That's like thousands of dollars of stuff in
there for a doll, and it's sad. I don't I
don't want to make fun of her. It's creepy. And
this is actually would be an amazing horror film now
that I think of it, There'd be an amazing horror film.
I'm already scared, dude, look at me. I'm already like whooh,

(19:24):
this is already terrifying, but it's sad.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
So I'm confused though about the whole tradwife thing, like
it being, you know, a target of feminism. So is
this going to be targeted by feminism because she's just
playing the role of a trad wife?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Is she though?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Because I mean she's taking care of baby, trade, staying home,
taking care of the babies.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, yeah, but where's the husband and where's the lord?
You know, that's kind of part of the trad thing.
I don't know. I but do you know how much
these some of these dolls are so the Wall Street
Journal says these are like eight thousand dollars dollars?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
What dude, you mean altogether?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, Like each doll can be like anywhere from three
to eight thousand dollars for real. Like they punch the
hair in the head like they hand hair it or whatever.
I don't know what that phrasing is. It's but it's
sad to me though, you know, they're trying to fulfill something,

(20:28):
trying to fill some kind of need, and it's just
sad to mean. It makes me wonder. You know, I
don't know a lot about this lady. I don't know
if she's got kids or no, she you know what
it is. But Wall Street Journal says, it's not just
women who have miscarried or people who have Alzheimer's. It's
not just that, That's my point. It has grown beyond that.

(20:49):
It is a lot more than just that. Now, So
what is driving that I did not know that this
was Did you guys know this was a huge phenomenon.
I didn't know this. I did not I was completely
unaware of those. Now Lorraine is freaking out. I can't
even say it. Are you redacting me? Is she using
caps like real baby formula? I think she is. I

(21:14):
think she is. I can't believe how expensive these things
are now. When I was younger, was a kid, one
of a family member. They had They weren't like like
lifelike baby dolls like this, and she didn't play with them.
They were like China dolls that the China doll face

(21:36):
and like the weird and she collected them and cut
them in a cabinet, and whenever you would walk into
the room, their lifeless, soulless, dead, demonic eyes would stare
at you, follow you all around the room. I swear
their faces glowed at night. But it could have been
just me. That's different. This is like there, and like
I said, the Wall Street journal piece noted, and it's

(21:57):
not and it was on I saw this thing on
Instagram too. What began is something to help Alzheimer's patients,
like women who thought, you know their memories they had
regressed because of the disease, back to like being a
new mom, and they didn't know any better and you
couldn't get their to them, or women dealing with loss
or whatever. It's so far beyond that. That's why it's

(22:18):
a booming business. It's not just that it is a
booming business. It is a huge trend. That's why the
Wall Street Journal wrote about it, because they were like,
what in the world this is? Like people are making
tons of money, like they you literally have like luxury
lifelike doll dealers, and it's not just collectors that just
hold I mean, they look like it's just crazy. But

(22:41):
it's sad because why what is happening in these women's lives,
especially when you think about the birth rate decline in
the birth rate? I feel like what they they're brooding,
That's what it is. They're broody. I don't know. There's
New York Post had at this time last year, they

(23:03):
had this story, Oh gosh, I hesitate sharing me this
with you, kin, it's so weird. They had this story
where this one woman had eight of these dolls and
she took them with her everywhere. She even bought like
a specialized vehicle to load them in the vehicle. Craziness
now coming up. I know, I don't know how to
segue out of that it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
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