Moonlight Over an Errant Shoe

For tonight’s tale, we meet a man embarking on a quest. Our pilgrim, a young man who is being relentlessly haunted by an unquiet spirit, has decided he can no longer endure the ice cold touch of the restless dead that pokes him in the eye every Thursday night. He seeks aid from one who is learned in the ways of the dead. Yet our hero finds that the learned make claims to knowledge they can never possess, and they are in no position to stand between the living and the dead. Abandoned by the learned, he must seek out help from a band of fools who gladly rush forward where the wizened fear to tread.  This band of fools lead our pilgrim on a rampage through the heart of polite society, and they do whatever it takes to punish the decadent powers that be, appease the unquiet dead, and evade the franticly clutching claws of madness. This tale contains profanity and excessive references to alcohol and tobacco consumption. As a general rule with these tales, listener discretion is advised.