This week on Everybody Lurks...
We dive head first into the question: Why are celebs posting birthday shoutouts when they could just text? Because it’s not friendship—it’s clout farming.
We dig into the fakery, the IG girl beefs, and the rise of the Micro Hater™ (she watches your stories, never likes, always judges). Joseph name-drops his way into comedy royalty, we butcher love languages, and salute the MILF era.
Plus: EmRata’s older man phase, Parker Posey’s White Lotus wisdom (“Does he have a lot of money?”), and Usher’s cherries. It’s unhinged.
Timestamps:
00:03:00 – Celebrity birthdays 🎂
00:07:30 – Celebs trending now
00:09:00 – Women’s IG wars & the Micro Hater™
00:21:30 – Comedy royalty & access checking
00:25:00 – Love languages decoded
00:34:00 – MILFs are having a moment
00:59:00 – EMRATA & Parker Posey
01:05:00 – Usher’s cherries 🍒
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