August 12, 2025 • 28 mins
A legendary variety show blending witty monologues, comic sketches, and musical interludes, all anchored by the impeccable timing of its beloved host. It’s a masterclass in comedic timing.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
No no, no, no, no, no no manon an American.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike, Stealing.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Low, Healing, cant Mo, Lucky Smock Lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes to feel your level best, smoke a Lucky because
Lucky is fine.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Tobacco picks you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's what fine tobacco can do for you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And remember l S m f T l S m
f T Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So the next
time you buy cigarettes, ask for the cigarette of fine
tobacco Lucky Strike, or remember Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks
you up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, smoke a Lucky to feel your level best. The
Lucky Strike Program starrying Jack Benny was married Evyson Tilaris
Rochester down to.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Stay in yours, truly, don will, ladies and gentlemen. Television
is not only here, it's here to stay. And like
other stars in radio, Jack Benny is preparing for the future.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So now we take you out to Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
At the moment, Jack is sleeping while Rochester is going
about his morning chore.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, first, I better clean up the living room.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What a miss television shows.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mister Benny worries every night he rehearses a different night,
but he's certainly serious about it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Last night he even had a dancing teacher here. Imagine
him trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Do that kind of a dance.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Oh well, I might as well pick up his clothes
and left it all of the blues. Isn't that cute?
Even put an ironing.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Board up on two chairs.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Music for a runway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Let's see, well I put these blue right. Oh hello, Polly,
I'm pretty girl. It's like a holiday.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh oh, you here last night when mister Benny was
taking his dancing lesson.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
He'll be happy to hear that. Now, Polly, I'll get
you some breakfast as soon as I straight enough. Coming coming, Oh,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Mister maile Man heard morning Rod.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yes, there was too much mail to put in the box,
so I thought i'd bring it in here the letters,
thank you, and here mister Benny's magazines, Body, Beautiful, Women's
Home Companion, Uh True Story.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Uh Lonely hard.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Uh huh, and this book The Manly Art of Self Defense.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Say, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Pardon me. That goes to Mike Romanov. Well, I must
be getting along.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Is that all the mail you have, mister Belly?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
No, I'm still carrying that letter with postage do on it.
But I guess there's no use going through that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
No, I guess not howng go was that letter mail?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
It was handed down to me by my father, good bye, goodbye.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well, I think i'll take this mail to mister Benny's room.
It's time he got off.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Anyway, mister Belly at eleven o'clock, mister Belly, wake up,
mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Gypsy Rose, I'm pretty girl. Oh oh, good morning, Rochester.
What time is it?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's eleven o'clock. I brought you to mail. Do you
want to look at it?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh? Yes, give it to me. Aren't you going to
put your glasses on?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I can't. I broke them last night.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
When I fell off the runway.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
I mean the ironing board.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean it's all right, boss, I know.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Well, Rochester, take the ironing board down and hide the balloons.
I don't want anyone to know about my dancing. And
let's see the mail. What's this one? Oh, it's from
my violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc Monsieur Benny. As you know
tomorrow I must give you a violin lesson. I will
be there unless I catch pneumonia. Please excuse the writing
(04:48):
as it is dark here in the deep freeze.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Open the next time.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Al over, Yes, sir, Oh, here's a letter from max Factor.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Max Factor? What does he say?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Dear mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
This is the third letter we have sent you reminding
you of your March tramer this past due. Either pairt
of mere Ley or we'll snatch it off your head.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Let him snatch it. It's got more holes all over it.
And let's see what's this? This is from the California Bank.
Another letter about that loan?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What are you gonna do for us?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I'm gonna turn him down.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now, let's see.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Hmm, that's funny. Here's one from the barbershop on the corner.
Dear mister Benny, we are writing to all of our
customers who got shaved here last Saturday. Are you missing
an ear.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ps?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
If not called for in thirty days, we will add
it to our collection. Is anything else Rochester.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Just as circular. You won't be interested in this.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, hmm, automobile price is reduced. Buy a new car
now and save money. Liberal allowances on trade in you know, Rochester,
maybe I ordered try and.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh, say Rochester, No matter who it is, don't mention
anything about the new dance I've been working on.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I won't remember that coming.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hello, Rochester, all a mist libs and come on in.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Mister Benny homes.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, he's getting redssed. He'll be down in a minute.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Well then I'll wait and don't let me interrupt you. Rochester,
go ahead and finish your ironing RONI yes, you've got
the ironing board up, haven't you.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I wasn't using that, you see, mister Benny was.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Oh, mister Denny.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Was what well he was he was He was getting
ready to wall paper the living room.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Well back home, I used to help my mother paper
our high us and mister Benny is going out it
the wrong way, it seems to me.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Well, good morning Mary.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Good morning Jack. Rochester told me what you were doing
with the ironing board.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Oh he did a Rochester, I told you not to
say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
About what but jack You should be glad.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
He told me. I can show you a few tricks.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
You What do you know about her?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I used to do it with my mother. What your
mama was wonderful? She used to work with a brush
in each hand, a brush in each hand.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Well didn't your father object?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Or if she didn't do it, he'd have to.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Larry dollface? What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Wallpaper in the house?
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, wallpaper?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh of course, good boy, Rochester.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm gonna do that later, Mary.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
But right now, I'm trying to make a big decision.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What big decision?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Well, I just received this circular from an automobile company,
and I've been thinking maybe I ought to trade in
my car and buy a new one.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Well that's about time. What are you going to get
a Chandler or an Essex?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Oh, don't be funny, I'm gonna get a real I'll
take you. Hello, Hello, Jackson, I'm calling from the country club.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I thought maybe he'd come out and play some golf.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Well I can today. I'm going out and buy a
new car.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Operator, operator, you gave me the wrong number. It's me
and I am going to buy a car. Oh, what
kind of a car are you? Going to get Jackson. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I was thinking of getting a cabill Act.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Operid or operator. Why can't I do the right to
light number? I told you it's me. Oh.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
He asked me if I wanted to play golf, and
I told you I couldn't.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Well, look, Jackson, I'm running a picture at my house tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Would you like to come over and see it?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Gee, I'd love to, but I can't. You see last night,
I broke my glasses.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh how'd you break him?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I fell off the runway opraider operator? I would choking you, Phil,
It's me Gypsy, I mean jack Well, I'm sorry. Well,
(09:22):
I'm sorry I can't play golf with you. Why does
you call Remley?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I call Raim. He's right here now. Oh, Frankie's with you. Yeah,
he's sitting over there at the table drinking the glass
of milk. I'll break.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Yes, No, no, no, it's me.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh. Well, what's what's this about Frankie drinking milk? Doctor's
orders drinking too much bourbon. Oh, that's caused the shortage
of calcium in his system.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Uh huh, So the doctor made him drink milk. So
Frankie could get more calcium.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, that'll make his teeth stronger.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Why does he want to strike them his tea so I.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Can pull the carts out of the bourbon box. What
you can't coumb them things?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You know? I know, I know.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Anyway, I'm proud of Frankie drinking milk. Let me talk
to him when you Phil.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Okay, Hey, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, you can't hear thinks that
you gotta shave last Saturday?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Phil?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Do you mean hold on, Gypsy? We got eight holes
to play? Oh I goodbye, Phil. I gonna play eighteen holes.
But I guess Phil isn't as strong as I am.
Mary Phill want me to play golf with them, But
I'm going out and look at some of those new cars.
You want to go with me, I'm sure, Jack.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
But while you were on the phone, Don Wilson of
Sportsman came in. They're waiting in the library.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Oh hello Don, Hello Jack, Hi fellas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Don I know what you're here for. But make it quick?
Will you?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Marry and I have to leave in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, now, Jack, We've got a wonderful arrangement of Mendelsom
SPRINGSTNG and that's a surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We put in a special violin part for you.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh god, I Philly, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well we can take it out.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Oh no, no, I've got the violin right here under
my chin.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean just uh, just give me the music here
you are, okay? Now? All right?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Now, just second while I I tune up here.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's one second. Don I get a.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Let's see Mendelsome Springs song.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh yes, I started, don't I? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, Jack, all right, here we go Fellas Mendelsome springstng.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
M M M in sprea.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Young man sanyly lucky so.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Superman food.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
It's all easy, lot, he's rightly finecle.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Liternay.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Oh yeah, you see that man who also.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Fast not happy? You contain.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
That Locky is right? We always thing you're yes, Oh yes, yes,
(13:46):
oh yes, you see you're.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You are.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
If you I can't.
Speaker 13 (14:05):
End me eight words small gone.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Jack, Jack, Jack, you can stop cursing. The boys have gone.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Oh well, come on, Mary, let's go downtown and look
for a new car.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
R Rochester. We're ready to go Rochester. The traffic's pretty heavy.
Take it easy with Jack.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
What kind of a car are you gonna get?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I'm not sure, Mary. All the new models look so
nice when they have so many novel features like the
nash for instance. I mean the way the seats make
up into twin beds. Now, maybe that's what I'll get.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
What are you laughing at?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
You have the only car in the country that takes
in borders.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I wasn't thinking of that, Mary, I just thought that
maybe bus. How long we've been driving exactly fourteen minutes?
You better start looking for a service station.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, no time to lose Jack.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Why do you have to hurry for a service station?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Well, you see, Mary, every time the car drives for
fifteen minutes, the water and the radiator boils over and
then it takes.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Stop the car Rochester.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Well, I guess we'll just have to sit here for
a few minutes until it cools off.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's about all, say, Emily.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Emily, isn't that Jack Benny over there over there? And
that Stanley Steamer That isn't a Stanley Steamer, it's a Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That blue it's top.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Then it is my dreamman.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Steady girl, steady.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
You really have a crush on him, haven't you.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
Yes, And you know Emily. I've got a confession to me.
Last February I sent mister Benny a Valentine card.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Did he get you? He must have.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
I put it in my laundry bundle.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Does he do your laundry?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (16:54):
When I think of him ironing my petticoats with his
own little hands, I break out in boost and boosts.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
How romant?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What did you say on your Valentine calm?
Speaker 8 (17:08):
It was a beautiful poem.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I wrote it myself.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
It went, Dear Jack, when I think of you this
Valentine's Day, I can throw my vitamin pills away.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Well, I bet he didn't answer it.
Speaker 14 (17:23):
He did too, He said, your lovely poem made me
shake and shiver and starting May. First we pick up
and deliver.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Marca.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Open your eyes. I think they're going to drive us Rochester.
The car should be cool enough. Now let's go. Yeah
the Spreemer.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Tell me to a CIGAROA that's automobile.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Roll yeah, turn right here, Rochester.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Gosh, look at all the automobile dealers on this street.
Honest John, smiling, Irishman, Madman, Months, psychiatric Sam.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Wild Man, Prichard.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Ah, here's the place we want, just playing Bill, stop
in front of this place, Rochester, Now right, you can
park down the street a little ways and wait for us.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Come on, Mary, Okay, gosh, Jackie certainly has some beautiful
cars on display here.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yes, I hope this doesn't take too long. I wouldn't
want Rochester to get a ticket. He can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yes, Oh mister, how do you do? How do
you do? I'm thinking of buying a new car?
Speaker 15 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Good, good? Were you thinking of any particular type? Well?
Would you like a hydramatic? A hydramatic? Yes, that car
comes without a clutch.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Look, brother, when I pay for a new car, I
want to clutch in everything.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Say this car here looks pretty good.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Yes, jack it's really a forty looking number.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Get inside and see how roomy it is.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Okay, it's sure as comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And say what are these buttons? Oh? Yes, those are
for the windows. I'll show you how they work.
Speaker 16 (19:36):
Gee, well, didn't you know the new cars had automatic
window lifts?
Speaker 8 (19:41):
You didn't even know they had windows?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Please? What are the new features they had? Well, I'm
glad you asked that.
Speaker 16 (19:49):
This is the only car in the market that comes
equipped with a Dinaflext superflowing Unijet turbovasculator, which is synchromeshed
with a multi cooil hydro tension dual vacuum dynamometer.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Gosh, what does that do for the car? It empties
the ice tray. Well, that's that's quite a feature. Mary,
Do you think I ought to get this car?
Speaker 15 (20:18):
Certainly I wouldn't think of having a car that's not
equipped the din efects superflowing uni jet turbot vacular, which
is thinker.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Mass with a Molly car sider. Can't you duo vacuum
down my mom dimometer?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Mary, you've mispronounced the word with Gee. The more I
see of this car, the more I like it. But
tell me, mister, uh mister Carney, plain bill. Well look
a plain bill. What are all these other buttons for? Well, therefore,
the heater, the radio, the lights, and the top.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Uh huh. But what's this red button for?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh? That red button is for emergencies. Emergency, Yes, like
if you stole.
Speaker 16 (21:04):
The car on the railroad tracks and the train is
coming at one hundred miles an hour, you press.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The red button and that gets the car off the track. No,
it makes a reservation for you at Forrest.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
Lawn Hm, you know, Jack, this is one of the
prettiest convertibles I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Why don't you take it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think I will marry? Tell me, plain bill? What's
the what's the price of this car? Four two hundred dollars?
Speaker 15 (21:47):
Say mister, do the winds shear wipers on this car?
Squirt water when you press the button? Yes, we'll squirt
some on him. He painted, I didn't paint marriage. Just
that four two hundred dollars. There's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But don't forget we do make liberal allowances on trade in. Well,
my car is right outside.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Suppose you come along with us on a praise it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yes, well, i'd be very glad to right this way now? Uh,
which one of these cars is yours? Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's part down the street a little ways there.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
It is right there. You mean that blue Kaiser.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
No, no, it's behind the Kaiser.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh, the gray DeSoto.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
No, no, my car is between the Kaiser and the Desta.
Here it is. Well, I'll admit it doesn't look like
much right now, But a little paint and polish.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And she'll be as good as new.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Why did you get today?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Nothing yet?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
This gentleman is going to.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Praise our tell me, has this car been in an accident? No?
Well then how come it bulges so much in the rear?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Middle aged spread.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Silly.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
That's the way this car was built, and it has
a lot of advantages that the new cars haven't gone.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, if you liked what in a fifteen minutes old.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Stop, This man is a good judge of cars. Now, plane, Bill,
get in and I'll i'll show you how it'd run.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Come on, Mary, let's.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Start the car. Rochester.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yes, good boy, the.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
The motor needs a little plain, Bill, where you're going
to get a whip in a chair? This thing is dangerous?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
No, no, it'll be all right. Try it again, Rochester.
See I told you to be okay.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do you want me to drive around the block?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Mark just a second? If I am going to appraise
this car, I had better drive.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
No, I'll rid you shovel the pole.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
You better let him drive, Bill, he's more used to it.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, it's irregular, but okay, see I told you right,
very smoothly.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Doesn't it not bad?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now? How much of a trade in.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Do you think you can give me on it?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now? Let me see a little rubber on the tires.
The body needs a paint job. The upholstery isn't too bad.
The motor runs. Look. Would the deal include the car's radio? Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yes, Now, how much will you allow me on the
car including the radio?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Three dollars? Three dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
You better grab a sashcat. The rides made him dizzy,
I will.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I wouldn't think of trading in this car for three dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
It's perfect mechanically.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
They don't make cars like this today.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Everything built to last for years and gives you excellent
service and all of it.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Oh, plain Bill, Yes, lemon or cream?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Lemon in mind? Man, Now, I'll be all all kidding aside.
How much will you allow me on my car? Three dollars?
But this car, there is no use arguing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This thing is, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
The oldest, worse, most beat up piece of junk I
have ever seen.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
What that's seven that Rochester stops the car, Plain Bill,
I'll thank you to get out.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Rochester opened the door, won't be necessary. It's hell off.
I'll combie to you, sir, goodbye, Rochester drive on, Yes, sir,
car is good enough. I can keep it for quite
a while.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yet, yo, bosh, you're not going to get a new car.
Why don't Yeah, this one pitched up, put some of
those modern things on it, like what like the Dina flex.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Super flowing Unijet turbo.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Vasculator which is super messed with the market, coil hydro tensions.
You want vacuum Dina.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
No, No, then I'd have to go.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Out and buy an ash tray. Step out of Rochester.
I want to go home.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
That I can duck them on the food fun dealing dealing.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Commons, Mom, Lucky to see level small Lucky, Yes, Lucky
is fine tobacco.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Picks you up when you're low, calms you down when
you're ten, put you on the right level to feel
and do your level best. It's important to know that
fine tobacco can do this for you, and Lucky Strike
means fine tobacco.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yes, ls MFT, ls MFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's not surprising that more independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers,
and warehousemen smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two
leading brands combined. So when you choose your cigarette, remember
Lucky's fine tobacco picks you up when.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're low, calms you down when you're tempt put you
on the right level, the lucky level where you feel
your best and do your best.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yes, the next time you buy cigarettes, ask for a
carton of Lucky.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Strike Mo, Lucky Mo Lucky.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Yeah, you're gonna stop off at any other car dealers.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
No, No, Mary, I made up my mind. I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This car will just have to do until I get it.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Yack Jack, what's happened?
Speaker 15 (28:20):
Your hair is gone?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
This my FAMAS lives, and I never should have given
by mass factors.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, all right, let them keep its. We turn
to hear Denna saying to day and my life of Denna.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Say say to them, Today's manage.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
All which follows immediately. This is CBS for Columbia Broadcasting System.
No no, no, no, no, no no manon an American.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Jack Benny Program presented by Lucky Strike, Stealing.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Low, Healing, cant Mo, Lucky Smock Lucky.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes to feel your level best, smoke a Lucky because
Lucky is fine.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Tobacco picks you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's what fine tobacco can do for you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And remember l S m f T l S m
f T Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. So the next
time you buy cigarettes, ask for the cigarette of fine
tobacco Lucky Strike, or remember Lucky is fine. Tobacco picks
you up when you're low, calms you down when you're tense,
put you on the right level to feel and do
your level best.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, smoke a Lucky to feel your level best. The
Lucky Strike Program starrying Jack Benny was married Evyson Tilaris
Rochester down to.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Stay in yours, truly, don will, ladies and gentlemen. Television
is not only here, it's here to stay. And like
other stars in radio, Jack Benny is preparing for the future.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So now we take you out to Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
At the moment, Jack is sleeping while Rochester is going
about his morning chore.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, first, I better clean up the living room.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What a miss television shows.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mister Benny worries every night he rehearses a different night,
but he's certainly serious about it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Last night he even had a dancing teacher here. Imagine
him trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Do that kind of a dance.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Oh well, I might as well pick up his clothes
and left it all of the blues. Isn't that cute?
Even put an ironing.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Board up on two chairs.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Music for a runway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Let's see, well I put these blue right. Oh hello, Polly,
I'm pretty girl. It's like a holiday.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh oh, you here last night when mister Benny was
taking his dancing lesson.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
He'll be happy to hear that. Now, Polly, I'll get
you some breakfast as soon as I straight enough. Coming coming, Oh,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Mister maile Man heard morning Rod.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yes, there was too much mail to put in the box,
so I thought i'd bring it in here the letters,
thank you, and here mister Benny's magazines, Body, Beautiful, Women's
Home Companion, Uh True Story.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Uh Lonely hard.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Uh huh, and this book The Manly Art of Self Defense.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Say, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Pardon me. That goes to Mike Romanov. Well, I must
be getting along.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Is that all the mail you have, mister Belly?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
No, I'm still carrying that letter with postage do on it.
But I guess there's no use going through that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
No, I guess not howng go was that letter mail?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
It was handed down to me by my father, good bye, goodbye.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well, I think i'll take this mail to mister Benny's room.
It's time he got off.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Anyway, mister Belly at eleven o'clock, mister Belly, wake up,
mister Benny.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Gypsy Rose, I'm pretty girl. Oh oh, good morning, Rochester.
What time is it?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's eleven o'clock. I brought you to mail. Do you
want to look at it?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh? Yes, give it to me. Aren't you going to
put your glasses on?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I can't. I broke them last night.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
When I fell off the runway.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
I mean the ironing board.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean it's all right, boss, I know.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Well, Rochester, take the ironing board down and hide the balloons.
I don't want anyone to know about my dancing. And
let's see the mail. What's this one? Oh, it's from
my violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc Monsieur Benny. As you know
tomorrow I must give you a violin lesson. I will
be there unless I catch pneumonia. Please excuse the writing
(04:48):
as it is dark here in the deep freeze.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Open the next time.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Al over, Yes, sir, Oh, here's a letter from max Factor.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Max Factor? What does he say?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Dear mister Benny.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
This is the third letter we have sent you reminding
you of your March tramer this past due. Either pairt
of mere Ley or we'll snatch it off your head.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Let him snatch it. It's got more holes all over it.
And let's see what's this? This is from the California Bank.
Another letter about that loan?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What are you gonna do for us?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I'm gonna turn him down.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now, let's see.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Hmm, that's funny. Here's one from the barbershop on the corner.
Dear mister Benny, we are writing to all of our
customers who got shaved here last Saturday. Are you missing
an ear.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Ps?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
If not called for in thirty days, we will add
it to our collection. Is anything else Rochester.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Just as circular. You won't be interested in this.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, hmm, automobile price is reduced. Buy a new car
now and save money. Liberal allowances on trade in you know, Rochester,
maybe I ordered try and.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh, say Rochester, No matter who it is, don't mention
anything about the new dance I've been working on.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I won't remember that coming.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hello, Rochester, all a mist libs and come on in.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Mister Benny homes.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, he's getting redssed. He'll be down in a minute.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Well then I'll wait and don't let me interrupt you. Rochester,
go ahead and finish your ironing RONI yes, you've got
the ironing board up, haven't you.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I wasn't using that, you see, mister Benny was.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Oh, mister Denny.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Was what well he was he was He was getting
ready to wall paper the living room.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Well back home, I used to help my mother paper
our high us and mister Benny is going out it
the wrong way, it seems to me.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Well, good morning Mary.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Good morning Jack. Rochester told me what you were doing
with the ironing board.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Oh he did a Rochester, I told you not to
say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
About what but jack You should be glad.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
He told me. I can show you a few tricks.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
You What do you know about her?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I used to do it with my mother. What your
mama was wonderful? She used to work with a brush
in each hand, a brush in each hand.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Well didn't your father object?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Or if she didn't do it, he'd have to.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Larry dollface? What are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Wallpaper in the house?
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, wallpaper?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh of course, good boy, Rochester.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm gonna do that later, Mary.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
But right now, I'm trying to make a big decision.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
What big decision?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Well, I just received this circular from an automobile company,
and I've been thinking maybe I ought to trade in
my car and buy a new one.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Well that's about time. What are you going to get
a Chandler or an Essex?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Oh, don't be funny, I'm gonna get a real I'll
take you. Hello, Hello, Jackson, I'm calling from the country club.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I thought maybe he'd come out and play some golf.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Well I can today. I'm going out and buy a
new car.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Operator, operator, you gave me the wrong number. It's me
and I am going to buy a car. Oh, what
kind of a car are you? Going to get Jackson. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I was thinking of getting a cabill Act.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Operid or operator. Why can't I do the right to
light number? I told you it's me. Oh.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
He asked me if I wanted to play golf, and
I told you I couldn't.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Well, look, Jackson, I'm running a picture at my house tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Would you like to come over and see it?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Gee, I'd love to, but I can't. You see last night,
I broke my glasses.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh how'd you break him?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I fell off the runway opraider operator? I would choking you, Phil,
It's me Gypsy, I mean jack Well, I'm sorry. Well,
(09:22):
I'm sorry I can't play golf with you. Why does
you call Remley?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I call Raim. He's right here now. Oh, Frankie's with you. Yeah,
he's sitting over there at the table drinking the glass
of milk. I'll break.
Speaker 11 (09:33):
Yes, No, no, no, it's me.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh. Well, what's what's this about Frankie drinking milk? Doctor's
orders drinking too much bourbon. Oh, that's caused the shortage
of calcium in his system.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Uh huh, So the doctor made him drink milk. So
Frankie could get more calcium.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, that'll make his teeth stronger.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Why does he want to strike them his tea so I.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Can pull the carts out of the bourbon box. What
you can't coumb them things?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You know? I know, I know.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Anyway, I'm proud of Frankie drinking milk. Let me talk
to him when you Phil.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Okay, Hey, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, you can't hear thinks that
you gotta shave last Saturday?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Phil?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Do you mean hold on, Gypsy? We got eight holes
to play? Oh I goodbye, Phil. I gonna play eighteen holes.
But I guess Phil isn't as strong as I am.
Mary Phill want me to play golf with them, But
I'm going out and look at some of those new cars.
You want to go with me, I'm sure, Jack.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
But while you were on the phone, Don Wilson of
Sportsman came in. They're waiting in the library.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Oh hello Don, Hello Jack, Hi fellas.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Don I know what you're here for. But make it quick?
Will you?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Marry and I have to leave in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, now, Jack, We've got a wonderful arrangement of Mendelsom
SPRINGSTNG and that's a surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We put in a special violin part for you.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh god, I Philly, you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well we can take it out.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Oh no, no, I've got the violin right here under
my chin.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean just uh, just give me the music here
you are, okay? Now? All right?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Now, just second while I I tune up here.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's one second. Don I get a.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Let's see Mendelsome Springs song.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh yes, I started, don't I? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, Jack, all right, here we go Fellas Mendelsome springstng.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
M M M in sprea.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Young man sanyly lucky so.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Superman food.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
It's all easy, lot, he's rightly finecle.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Liternay.
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Oh yeah, you see that man who also.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Fast not happy? You contain.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
That Locky is right? We always thing you're yes, Oh yes, yes,
(13:46):
oh yes, you see you're.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You are.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
If you I can't.
Speaker 13 (14:05):
End me eight words small gone.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Jack, Jack, Jack, you can stop cursing. The boys have gone.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Oh well, come on, Mary, let's go downtown and look
for a new car.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
R Rochester. We're ready to go Rochester. The traffic's pretty heavy.
Take it easy with Jack.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
What kind of a car are you gonna get?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I'm not sure, Mary. All the new models look so
nice when they have so many novel features like the
nash for instance. I mean the way the seats make
up into twin beds. Now, maybe that's what I'll get.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
What are you laughing at?
Speaker 8 (15:23):
You have the only car in the country that takes
in borders.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I wasn't thinking of that, Mary, I just thought that
maybe bus. How long we've been driving exactly fourteen minutes?
You better start looking for a service station.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, no time to lose Jack.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Why do you have to hurry for a service station?
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Well, you see, Mary, every time the car drives for
fifteen minutes, the water and the radiator boils over and
then it takes.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Stop the car Rochester.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Well, I guess we'll just have to sit here for
a few minutes until it cools off.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That's about all, say, Emily.
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Emily, isn't that Jack Benny over there over there? And
that Stanley Steamer That isn't a Stanley Steamer, it's a Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That blue it's top.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Then it is my dreamman.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Steady girl, steady.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
You really have a crush on him, haven't you.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
Yes, And you know Emily. I've got a confession to me.
Last February I sent mister Benny a Valentine card.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Did he get you? He must have.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
I put it in my laundry bundle.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Does he do your laundry?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (16:54):
When I think of him ironing my petticoats with his
own little hands, I break out in boost and boosts.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
How romant?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What did you say on your Valentine calm?
Speaker 8 (17:08):
It was a beautiful poem.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I wrote it myself.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
It went, Dear Jack, when I think of you this
Valentine's Day, I can throw my vitamin pills away.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Well, I bet he didn't answer it.
Speaker 14 (17:23):
He did too, He said, your lovely poem made me
shake and shiver and starting May. First we pick up
and deliver.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Marca.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Open your eyes. I think they're going to drive us Rochester.
The car should be cool enough. Now let's go. Yeah
the Spreemer.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Tell me to a CIGAROA that's automobile.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Roll yeah, turn right here, Rochester.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Gosh, look at all the automobile dealers on this street.
Honest John, smiling, Irishman, Madman, Months, psychiatric Sam.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Wild Man, Prichard.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Ah, here's the place we want, just playing Bill, stop
in front of this place, Rochester, Now right, you can
park down the street a little ways and wait for us.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Come on, Mary, Okay, gosh, Jackie certainly has some beautiful
cars on display here.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yes, I hope this doesn't take too long. I wouldn't
want Rochester to get a ticket. He can't afford it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yes, Oh mister, how do you do? How do
you do? I'm thinking of buying a new car?
Speaker 15 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Good, good? Were you thinking of any particular type? Well?
Would you like a hydramatic? A hydramatic? Yes, that car
comes without a clutch.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Look, brother, when I pay for a new car, I
want to clutch in everything.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Say this car here looks pretty good.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Yes, jack it's really a forty looking number.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Get inside and see how roomy it is.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Okay, it's sure as comfortable.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
And say what are these buttons? Oh? Yes, those are
for the windows. I'll show you how they work.
Speaker 16 (19:36):
Gee, well, didn't you know the new cars had automatic
window lifts?
Speaker 8 (19:41):
You didn't even know they had windows?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Please? What are the new features they had? Well, I'm
glad you asked that.
Speaker 16 (19:49):
This is the only car in the market that comes
equipped with a Dinaflext superflowing Unijet turbovasculator, which is synchromeshed
with a multi cooil hydro tension dual vacuum dynamometer.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Gosh, what does that do for the car? It empties
the ice tray. Well, that's that's quite a feature. Mary,
Do you think I ought to get this car?
Speaker 15 (20:18):
Certainly I wouldn't think of having a car that's not
equipped the din efects superflowing uni jet turbot vacular, which
is thinker.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Mass with a Molly car sider. Can't you duo vacuum
down my mom dimometer?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Mary, you've mispronounced the word with Gee. The more I
see of this car, the more I like it. But
tell me, mister, uh mister Carney, plain bill. Well look
a plain bill. What are all these other buttons for? Well, therefore,
the heater, the radio, the lights, and the top.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Uh huh. But what's this red button for?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh? That red button is for emergencies. Emergency, Yes, like
if you stole.
Speaker 16 (21:04):
The car on the railroad tracks and the train is
coming at one hundred miles an hour, you press.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The red button and that gets the car off the track. No,
it makes a reservation for you at Forrest.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
Lawn Hm, you know, Jack, this is one of the
prettiest convertibles I've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Why don't you take it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think I will marry? Tell me, plain bill? What's
the what's the price of this car? Four two hundred dollars?
Speaker 15 (21:47):
Say mister, do the winds shear wipers on this car?
Squirt water when you press the button? Yes, we'll squirt
some on him. He painted, I didn't paint marriage. Just
that four two hundred dollars. There's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But don't forget we do make liberal allowances on trade in. Well,
my car is right outside.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Suppose you come along with us on a praise it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yes, well, i'd be very glad to right this way now? Uh,
which one of these cars is yours? Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's part down the street a little ways there.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
It is right there. You mean that blue Kaiser.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
No, no, it's behind the Kaiser.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh, the gray DeSoto.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
No, no, my car is between the Kaiser and the Desta.
Here it is. Well, I'll admit it doesn't look like
much right now, But a little paint and polish.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And she'll be as good as new.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Why did you get today?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Nothing yet?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
This gentleman is going to.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Praise our tell me, has this car been in an accident? No?
Well then how come it bulges so much in the rear?
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Middle aged spread.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Silly.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
That's the way this car was built, and it has
a lot of advantages that the new cars haven't gone.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, if you liked what in a fifteen minutes old.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Stop, This man is a good judge of cars. Now, plane, Bill,
get in and I'll i'll show you how it'd run.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Come on, Mary, let's.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Start the car. Rochester.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yes, good boy, the.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
The motor needs a little plain, Bill, where you're going
to get a whip in a chair? This thing is dangerous?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
No, no, it'll be all right. Try it again, Rochester.
See I told you to be okay.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do you want me to drive around the block?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Mark just a second? If I am going to appraise
this car, I had better drive.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
No, I'll rid you shovel the pole.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
You better let him drive, Bill, he's more used to it.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, it's irregular, but okay, see I told you right,
very smoothly.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Doesn't it not bad?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Now? How much of a trade in.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Do you think you can give me on it?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now? Let me see a little rubber on the tires.
The body needs a paint job. The upholstery isn't too bad.
The motor runs. Look. Would the deal include the car's radio? Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yes, Now, how much will you allow me on the
car including the radio?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Three dollars? Three dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
You better grab a sashcat. The rides made him dizzy,
I will.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I wouldn't think of trading in this car for three dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
It's perfect mechanically.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
They don't make cars like this today.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Everything built to last for years and gives you excellent
service and all of it.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Oh, plain Bill, Yes, lemon or cream?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Lemon in mind? Man, Now, I'll be all all kidding aside.
How much will you allow me on my car? Three dollars?
But this car, there is no use arguing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
This thing is, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
The oldest, worse, most beat up piece of junk I
have ever seen.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
What that's seven that Rochester stops the car, Plain Bill,
I'll thank you to get out.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Rochester opened the door, won't be necessary. It's hell off.
I'll combie to you, sir, goodbye, Rochester drive on, Yes, sir,
car is good enough. I can keep it for quite
a while.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yet, yo, bosh, you're not going to get a new car.
Why don't Yeah, this one pitched up, put some of
those modern things on it, like what like the Dina flex.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Super flowing Unijet turbo.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Vasculator which is super messed with the market, coil hydro tensions.
You want vacuum Dina.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
No, No, then I'd have to go.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Out and buy an ash tray. Step out of Rochester.
I want to go home.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
That I can duck them on the food fun dealing dealing.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
Commons, Mom, Lucky to see level small Lucky, Yes, Lucky
is fine tobacco.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Picks you up when you're low, calms you down when
you're ten, put you on the right level to feel
and do your level best. It's important to know that
fine tobacco can do this for you, and Lucky Strike
means fine tobacco.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yes, ls MFT, ls MFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's not surprising that more independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers,
and warehousemen smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two
leading brands combined. So when you choose your cigarette, remember
Lucky's fine tobacco picks you up when.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're low, calms you down when you're tempt put you
on the right level, the lucky level where you feel
your best and do your best.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yes, the next time you buy cigarettes, ask for a
carton of Lucky.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Strike Mo, Lucky Mo Lucky.
Speaker 15 (28:09):
Yeah, you're gonna stop off at any other car dealers.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
No, No, Mary, I made up my mind. I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
This car will just have to do until I get it.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Yack Jack, what's happened?
Speaker 15 (28:20):
Your hair is gone?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
This my FAMAS lives, and I never should have given
by mass factors.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, all right, let them keep its. We turn
to hear Denna saying to day and my life of Denna.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Say say to them, Today's manage.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
All which follows immediately. This is CBS for Columbia Broadcasting System.
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