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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What you got now? I got a prank for you, sirnay,
but I got to just come mend my uncle. Man
that lad break that boy did that? That people such
a O'Dell in Roscoe at the same time. Man, I
wonder boy, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Should work
that thing, man, Thank you so much, new thank you,
thank you, thank you. Ladies, everything to everything I had.
(00:29):
You know who didn't like it? Oh, you're talking about
that lady that called. That's why I did it. Yeah,
I want to really activate her. Oh no, you don't
know how much you enjoyed that. I enjoyed it. Alright,
break of today. Your son is too fat? Your son? Hey, hey, hey,
(00:51):
somebody got a tea. Somebody got a tea? You do yocke?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You feed him?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And I ain't saying I'm calling from the daycare your
son too fat?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hey, kids, I'm sorry, I mean, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Go too fat?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please, Hi, Kathy,
this is Kirvy. I'm actually the owner at the daycare,
Mine's daycare. When your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm
sure you're familiar with my wife Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
how you doing today?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm good? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How's our little little divonn how's he doing?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
He's good. He's laying down taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Okay, you guys have been coming here. I guess about
a year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information I was I was devon doing at home?
Is he is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Are you uh.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Short as the food? No, sir, My husband works real good.
We don't have a problem with a short as the food.
Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, you know, we're looking at the records and little
Divnus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison
of two year olds? The majority of two year olds
in comparison to I guess I should say size in
comparison to the bond side.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You mean like in body way, body size. I mean
he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small
chap when he's born, he was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little you know, taller because his daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Are you so you don't think he's anywhere in the
in the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You mean fat?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Kathy, you're I mean, I mean your sons.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and
we're talking about you think my son is a little
overweight or what he's what's the problem?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is that I'm noticing
the records of everything as well.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Wait, we need to back up to you think he's fat.
I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
she said?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat? What
with him? You deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a day, a gallon the milk.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's
there only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the
hell is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if
he be away, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is this no?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm blown away by this because you call him me
on a Sunday, calling my child fat. That's the problem.
And your wife has never said a thing. Never has
she said one thing to me in a year when
she collected my daycare money. She ain't said my son
is eating. Y'all had a house at home.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person
and she tries to be cordial with every one.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby, I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is
that I know tomorrow if you're going to be trying
to drop your son.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Off, I am gonna drop him off.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I am gonna no. No, that's that's kind of the
reason why I'm calling you. Is here. Either you can
keep him at home.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my son off at six
thirty like I do every morning.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, mam ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if we can't.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Get him, you really want to get this banita on
the side, because obviously you ain't the one that need
to be talking to me, because if you're not there
every day and I deal with your wife.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm telling you that your son is too.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Big to be kiss is coming every morning if that's
the case, and if he's eating at a house and home,
I'll send him some extra, But what I pay my
money for is what you're gonna feed him for two
full meals and two snacks, and if he needs extra,
I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Are you you care. I don't care. There's no way
possible that he can drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son now I'm not. Here's
my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
I'll give him an apple in the day.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You ain't, no, you are you from the hell foo from?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Now I will. I will give him an apple and
a glass of water in the morning, and I'll give
him an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
and then you guys can feed him when he gets wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you send up here telling me my son is going
on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
kids is having an apple and water, then that's what
you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
and hell no, he better get the full snack. So
if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well that for
my son better be getting. And if he won't ask her,
(06:22):
he better get it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm trying to tell you in your son drank too munchyo.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You need to back at the stop. I know you
did not cutting me.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I know you I did not.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ready to cut to me. Let me tell you what say.
You ain't got to worry about it. We don't have
nothing else to talk about. My husband, me, your wife,
and everybody that works at take care better be there
in the morning because that's six thirty. We gonna be there.
And my son he's coming on week and he gonna
eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,
(06:58):
he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,
he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we say,
good money to come to that daycare.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sold up there. But I'm gonna have to put him
on some swim fast. Now. I will put your child
on slim fast. I was trying not to get him suspective,
but I will give.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a slim
fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yop, and whoever gave it
to him, whoever gave it to him, they're gonna get
a slim fast whooping. All the little kids that have
some slim fast. If he getting some, he better eat
whatever they eating. If they eating steak? Would he better
as to if we had steak, he probably eat the
whole cow. He even't care I pay for it, but
(07:37):
he better not getting a slim fast. I will shut
it down about my child.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
What the else do I need to know? Besides you
think my son is overweight? What the elf can you
tell me today?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
What the did you just say? What did you just say?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
This is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey Morning
Tell your girlfriend Lucreatia got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm gonna be said to that she knows. I don't
play by my son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be Is she there?
It's on? After this?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's is on? It is on? Hey, I got one
more thing I gotta ask you, baby, what is what
is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Steve Harvey Morning Show it's on. I wouldn't it's on.
I hope you can hear me wherever you at laughing.
It's on.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's it for the day.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Coming up next Strawberry or subject he can't stand being alone.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We'll get into it right after this
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What you got now? I got a prank for you, sirnay,
but I got to just come mend my uncle. Man
that lad break that boy did that? That people such
a O'Dell in Roscoe at the same time. Man, I
wonder boy, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Should work
that thing, man, Thank you so much, new thank you,
thank you, thank you. Ladies, everything to everything I had.
(00:29):
You know who didn't like it? Oh, you're talking about
that lady that called. That's why I did it. Yeah,
I want to really activate her. Oh no, you don't
know how much you enjoyed that. I enjoyed it. Alright,
break of today. Your son is too fat? Your son? Hey, hey, hey,
(00:51):
somebody got a tea. Somebody got a tea? You do yocke?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You feed him?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And I ain't saying I'm calling from the daycare your
son too fat?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hey, kids, I'm sorry, I mean, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Go too fat?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please, Hi, Kathy,
this is Kirvy. I'm actually the owner at the daycare,
Mine's daycare. When your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm
sure you're familiar with my wife Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
how you doing today?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm good? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How's our little little divonn how's he doing?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
He's good. He's laying down taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Okay, you guys have been coming here. I guess about
a year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information I was I was devon doing at home?
Is he is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Are you uh.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Short as the food? No, sir, My husband works real good.
We don't have a problem with a short as the food.
Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, you know, we're looking at the records and little
Divnus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison
of two year olds? The majority of two year olds
in comparison to I guess I should say size in
comparison to the bond side.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You mean like in body way, body size. I mean
he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small
chap when he's born, he was ten pounds. But no,
he's on the scale of right where he should be.
He's just a little you know, taller because his daddy
is tall. But he's doing okay?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Are you so you don't think he's anywhere in the
in the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You mean fat?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Kathy, you're I mean, I mean your sons.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and
we're talking about you think my son is a little
overweight or what he's what's the problem?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is that I'm noticing
the records of everything as well.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Wait, we need to back up to you think he's fat.
I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
she said?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat? What
with him? You deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a day, a gallon the milk.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's
there only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the
hell is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if
he be away, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is this no?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm blown away by this because you call him me
on a Sunday, calling my child fat. That's the problem.
And your wife has never said a thing. Never has
she said one thing to me in a year when
she collected my daycare money. She ain't said my son
is eating. Y'all had a house at home.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person
and she tries to be cordial with every one.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby, I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is
that I know tomorrow if you're going to be trying
to drop your son.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Off, I am gonna drop him off.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I am gonna no. No, that's that's kind of the
reason why I'm calling you. Is here. Either you can
keep him at home.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my son off at six
thirty like I do every morning.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, mam ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if we can't.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Get him, you really want to get this banita on
the side, because obviously you ain't the one that need
to be talking to me, because if you're not there
every day and I deal with your wife.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm telling you that your son is too.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Big to be kiss is coming every morning if that's
the case, and if he's eating at a house and home,
I'll send him some extra, But what I pay my
money for is what you're gonna feed him for two
full meals and two snacks, and if he needs extra,
I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Are you you care. I don't care. There's no way
possible that he can drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son now I'm not. Here's
my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
I'll give him an apple in the day.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You ain't, no, you are you from the hell foo from?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Now I will. I will give him an apple and
a glass of water in the morning, and I'll give
him an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
and then you guys can feed him when he gets wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you send up here telling me my son is going
on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
kids is having an apple and water, then that's what
you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
and hell no, he better get the full snack. So
if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well that for
my son better be getting. And if he won't ask her,
(06:22):
he better get it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm trying to tell you in your son drank too munchyo.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You need to back at the stop. I know you
did not cutting me.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I know you I did not.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ready to cut to me. Let me tell you what say.
You ain't got to worry about it. We don't have
nothing else to talk about. My husband, me, your wife,
and everybody that works at take care better be there
in the morning because that's six thirty. We gonna be there.
And my son he's coming on week and he gonna
eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,
(06:58):
he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,
he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we say,
good money to come to that daycare.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sold up there. But I'm gonna have to put him
on some swim fast. Now. I will put your child
on slim fast. I was trying not to get him suspective,
but I will give.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a slim
fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yop, and whoever gave it
to him, whoever gave it to him, they're gonna get
a slim fast whooping. All the little kids that have
some slim fast. If he getting some, he better eat
whatever they eating. If they eating steak? Would he better
as to if we had steak, he probably eat the
whole cow. He even't care I pay for it, but
(07:37):
he better not getting a slim fast. I will shut
it down about my child.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
What the else do I need to know? Besides you
think my son is overweight? What the elf can you
tell me today?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
What the did you just say? What did you just say?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
This is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey Morning
Tell your girlfriend Lucreatia got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm gonna be said to that she knows. I don't
play by my son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be Is she there?
It's on? After this?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's is on? It is on? Hey, I got one
more thing I gotta ask you, baby, what is what
is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Steve Harvey Morning Show it's on. I wouldn't it's on.
I hope you can hear me wherever you at laughing.
It's on.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's it for the day.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Coming up next Strawberry or subject he can't stand being alone.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We'll get into it right after this
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