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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because right now it's time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I think everybody should be able to have their desired food.
Whatever they want to eat, they are to be able
to get it delivered to them. What y'all think that that?
I mean, that's that's normal. Now, Door Dash you can
do that and Uber eats food deliveries whatever. You don't
you think everybody will be able to get what they want? Sure,
but why not if you are? You know, let's just say,
you know, you you you, you did a little you know,
(00:26):
you'd have made some mistakes. I think if you and
at Goola, you ought to be at Order pizza. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Excuse me, sorry, that's like the prison.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
This is pizza delivery right here, pizza delivery. Yeah, I
live in a gated community.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on, let's go pizza help you please? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, So about that, Sarah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was
that going to be?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I need six?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You poke up on me?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Please? I need six cheese pizzas. Six cheese pizzas on
thin crust.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What kind of quest? Was that again?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Finn fin Finn? Then six.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Pee, then crust pizzas? And do you want any other
copies on that?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Start? No? I need two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What was that again? Can you pick up a little bit.
I'm really having a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I need two meat lovers, two meats. Is that? Yes,
two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Meat lovers pizza okay? And what kind of quest would
you like on that?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sir? Uh, that's thick, thick crust.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You said you want a thin quest on that thick
so I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can
you speak up for it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I need I need two meat lovers with thick crust.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Good crust, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
All right? And then the lastest two veggies on thin
crush togi that jeez? That jeeves doggies.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Two reggies, two veggies on the.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Three do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver to gated
gated community?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Can you work for a second for me, sir? Okay,
sorry about that shirt?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Can I get your phone numbers?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Uh? Three four two dad six eight nine?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I heard three four two dass six eight nine, but
I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I
get an area code or my number?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Three four two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay? I need to get the whole seven digits and
the area code so that we can put them in
a computer to try to find your location.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I told you my number. My number is three four
two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, okay, sir. Let me get my manager on the phone.
He's giving me like six numbers.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All right. I own a ten pizza, six cheese pizezas,
two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see
if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For you and an address, right, my number three four
to two dans six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Eric Cole, plus your seven digits?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh okay, don't I don't. If you just leave it
with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, So I don't think you understand. I need to
have a phone number where I can call you. We
can go in and out of the gate. That's not
a problem. When I guess that I want to hold.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can't go in and out that case. Listen, you
can't go in and out that case, sir.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up
some Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
drop it off with the guard.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
in the pizza, right, I'm delivering it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm
I'm cool with the guard. He gonna pay you.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, where are you? Where are you located? Let's do this.
Where are you located?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
And where's that?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Where's a Gola and Golma. Y'all don't know where. I'm
in a Gola and Goldan Louisiana the penitentiary.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So we can't deliver pizza to a Gona penitentiary.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Look, I ordered ten piezas from one six sixteen pieces,
two meter lovers and two bags. Look, I can't be
on this phone too much longer. Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola.
Do you know what we're located. You gotta call somebody.
We're in Dallas, but you gotta go somebody in Gola, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Look, I'm trying to get these ten Peter. Look, I'm late.
I'm nothing to go back and forth.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
With you, exactly, and I'm not gonna go back and
forth with you either. We are unable to deliver this
pizza to you, Okay, Why because you are in the
peace the tentery, sir. No one delivers pizza to people
in the penitentiary.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
People in the penitential can at a pizza, No, sir.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
They cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary. And
then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it
would take to get pizza to Angola?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I don't give But let me tell you, Okay, who
the manager there?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I am the manager. You're speaking with the manager.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
the manager.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay. Let me say this to you, since you the manager,
that if I don't get no pizzas here tonight. When
I get out, in three years, I'm coming down there
and I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So you think you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet
up in three years. I won't be here In a
matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
So when you come back, let me tell you something.
If y'all don't bring the piece to this penitential get
into the guard before he get off work then, but
it's gonna be around here now in order these ten pizzas,
and everybody on the cell block is waiting on them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sir, I don't care about you and your folk on
your cell block. You are in the penitentiary and I
don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
This is a business, okay, and I have a job
to do. I am not delivering pizza still, penitential, Oh
y'all discomin.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Ain't no about where y'all bring pizzas at more.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
We don't destroy the Nate, but we ain't located in
that going unless you're gonna give me some petrol for
my metro hand comments, let.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Me tell you something. I want you to remember these
number three, four, two, dad, six eight nine. If you
see that pray painted on your house, on that pizza place,
then you know my then got out and I'm looking
for your three four two dad, six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm gonna give it about three four two six eight
nine and seven four three. What I'm saying is yet grass,
if you come up here in three years and just what,
don't drop the soak?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who who you think you're talking to?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's where I said, who.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Just think you're talking to?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Let drop my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I got I got one more thing to tell you
before I get out in three years. He's the last
words I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What's that you're listening? I'm listening. Say what you gotta faith?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is nest you timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend gotten me to pray for call you?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh my goodness, you got you got to be Oh
my god, oh god, this is nephew.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Tell me and there you have it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay to be able to get a pizza day one one? Okay,
nice gated community with guards and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, got do give it to the guard. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's your phone number, sir? My number is three three
nine six one two.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's my number.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Number number that's the number my shirt. That's really crazy,
and that is the your stupid dose for Monday morning.
All right, that's good for your nice little old printing. Yeah, yeah,
(07:58):
appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is anybody on this show getting it it?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Still?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Anybody getting in it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not getting it collected? You getting collect calls from prison?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I got him something.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I ain't mean to take them. Oh you decline him?
You have to. I already know who we're from. You know,
he know why he in that? I know too, So what.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
We're talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Ain't you know why you're in there? I know what
I'm taking the call from.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is it a fact? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Your your approbation ain't coming up yet. Member, you don't
need no lawyer right now. You don't need no help
right now. You got fifteen o year before you.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Need that cinema pizza man a pizza?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Who is the junior? Just a really? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's keep But in this as I was ten, I'm
forty seven.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What whats that?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tip? Strawberry? Letter subject my cousin owns the car wash.
Right after this
Because right now it's time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I think everybody should be able to have their desired food.
Whatever they want to eat, they are to be able
to get it delivered to them. What y'all think that that?
I mean, that's that's normal. Now, Door Dash you can
do that and Uber eats food deliveries whatever. You don't
you think everybody will be able to get what they want? Sure,
but why not if you are? You know, let's just say,
you know, you you you, you did a little you know,
(00:26):
you'd have made some mistakes. I think if you and
at Goola, you ought to be at Order pizza. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Excuse me, sorry, that's like the prison.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
This is pizza delivery right here, pizza delivery. Yeah, I
live in a gated community.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on, let's go pizza help you please? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, So about that, Sarah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was
that going to be?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I need six?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You poke up on me?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Please? I need six cheese pizzas. Six cheese pizzas on
thin crust.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What kind of quest? Was that again?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Finn fin Finn? Then six.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Pee, then crust pizzas? And do you want any other
copies on that?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Start? No? I need two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What was that again? Can you pick up a little bit.
I'm really having a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I need two meat lovers, two meats. Is that? Yes,
two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Meat lovers pizza okay? And what kind of quest would
you like on that?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sir? Uh, that's thick, thick crust.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You said you want a thin quest on that thick
so I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can
you speak up for it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I need I need two meat lovers with thick crust.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Good crust, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
All right? And then the lastest two veggies on thin
crush togi that jeez? That jeeves doggies.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Two reggies, two veggies on the.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Three do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver to gated
gated community?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Can you work for a second for me, sir? Okay,
sorry about that shirt?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Can I get your phone numbers?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Uh? Three four two dad six eight nine?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I heard three four two dass six eight nine, but
I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I
get an area code or my number?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Three four two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay? I need to get the whole seven digits and
the area code so that we can put them in
a computer to try to find your location.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I told you my number. My number is three four
two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay, okay, sir. Let me get my manager on the phone.
He's giving me like six numbers.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All right. I own a ten pizza, six cheese pizezas,
two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see
if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
For you and an address, right, my number three four
to two dans six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Eric Cole, plus your seven digits?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh okay, don't I don't. If you just leave it
with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, So I don't think you understand. I need to
have a phone number where I can call you. We
can go in and out of the gate. That's not
a problem. When I guess that I want to hold.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can't go in and out that case. Listen, you
can't go in and out that case, sir.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up
some Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
drop it off with the guard.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
in the pizza, right, I'm delivering it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm
I'm cool with the guard. He gonna pay you.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, where are you? Where are you located? Let's do this.
Where are you located?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
And where's that?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Where's a Gola and Golma. Y'all don't know where. I'm
in a Gola and Goldan Louisiana the penitentiary.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So we can't deliver pizza to a Gona penitentiary.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Look, I ordered ten piezas from one six sixteen pieces,
two meter lovers and two bags. Look, I can't be
on this phone too much longer. Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola.
Do you know what we're located. You gotta call somebody.
We're in Dallas, but you gotta go somebody in Gola, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Look, I'm trying to get these ten Peter. Look, I'm late.
I'm nothing to go back and forth.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
With you, exactly, and I'm not gonna go back and
forth with you either. We are unable to deliver this
pizza to you, Okay, Why because you are in the
peace the tentery, sir. No one delivers pizza to people
in the penitentiary.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
People in the penitential can at a pizza, No, sir.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
They cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary. And
then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it
would take to get pizza to Angola?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I don't give But let me tell you, Okay, who
the manager there?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I am the manager. You're speaking with the manager.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
the manager.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay. Let me say this to you, since you the manager,
that if I don't get no pizzas here tonight. When
I get out, in three years, I'm coming down there
and I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So you think you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet
up in three years. I won't be here In a
matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
So when you come back, let me tell you something.
If y'all don't bring the piece to this penitential get
into the guard before he get off work then, but
it's gonna be around here now in order these ten pizzas,
and everybody on the cell block is waiting on them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sir, I don't care about you and your folk on
your cell block. You are in the penitentiary and I
don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
This is a business, okay, and I have a job
to do. I am not delivering pizza still, penitential, Oh
y'all discomin.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Ain't no about where y'all bring pizzas at more.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
We don't destroy the Nate, but we ain't located in
that going unless you're gonna give me some petrol for
my metro hand comments, let.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Me tell you something. I want you to remember these
number three, four, two, dad, six eight nine. If you
see that pray painted on your house, on that pizza place,
then you know my then got out and I'm looking
for your three four two dad, six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm gonna give it about three four two six eight
nine and seven four three. What I'm saying is yet grass,
if you come up here in three years and just what,
don't drop the soak?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Who who you think you're talking to?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's where I said, who.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Just think you're talking to?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Let drop my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I got I got one more thing to tell you
before I get out in three years. He's the last
words I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What's that you're listening? I'm listening. Say what you gotta faith?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This is nest you timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend gotten me to pray for call you?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh my goodness, you got you got to be Oh
my god, oh god, this is nephew.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Tell me and there you have it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay to be able to get a pizza day one one? Okay,
nice gated community with guards and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, got do give it to the guard. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's your phone number, sir? My number is three three
nine six one two.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's my number.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Number number that's the number my shirt. That's really crazy,
and that is the your stupid dose for Monday morning.
All right, that's good for your nice little old printing. Yeah, yeah,
(07:58):
appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is anybody on this show getting it it?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Still?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Anybody getting in it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not getting it collected? You getting collect calls from prison?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I got him something.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I ain't mean to take them. Oh you decline him?
You have to. I already know who we're from. You know,
he know why he in that? I know too, So what.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
We're talking about?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Ain't you know why you're in there? I know what
I'm taking the call from.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is it a fact? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Your your approbation ain't coming up yet. Member, you don't
need no lawyer right now. You don't need no help
right now. You got fifteen o year before you.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Need that cinema pizza man a pizza?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Who is the junior? Just a really? Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's keep But in this as I was ten, I'm
forty seven.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What whats that?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Tip? Strawberry? Letter subject my cousin owns the car wash.
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