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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call, nephew,
what you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well, I don't know if this is well. I think
shoplifting season is coming up. Is that when I say that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know, I don't know if they take off? Yeah,
because of the holidays, all the holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know, this is probably it's probably more shoplifting in time.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I haven't I don't know shoplifters. But but yeah, value
shoplifters out there. You know, I don't know if y'all
have an organization or whatever, but anyway, this is yeah,
this is to all the shoplift Yeah. Is this shoplifting organization?
We pick up you know, w w PU we pick
up out of Okay, stick your fingers. This right here
(00:47):
goes out there. All the shoplifters out there, all the shoplifters.
Get ready to get ready, let's go cat dog shoplifters.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Please Hi, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My name is Daniel. I'm the head of store security here.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
At your job.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, listen, I'm trying to see I'm gonna have to
I know today's your day off. I'm looking at the
schedule here, it seems that you don't come back in
until Saturday. I'm trying to see if it's possible I
can get you to come to the store. There's a
bit of a situation I want to discuss with you.
There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from
the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
(01:32):
And we definitely know that this is a in house situation.
This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely
an in house situation with employees who have evidently been
shoplifting from the store, taking things, and we want to
get down to the roots of the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, So what well, ma'am, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's been brought to my attention that there's a possibility
that you may be.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Part of this situation.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And I in a situation. I ain't no thief. I
don't steal. You don't call my house accusing me of stilling.
I ain't stole nothing from nobody.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
do is.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Just trying to you, trying to say I stole something,
and I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Stole them Okay, wait just a second. Now, do you
have a sister named Cynthia?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, now, it seems that here on some of the
footage that we have on camera that uh, it's a
possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing some
of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
the store, don't mean that I stole it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, we don't see where she's act. I've backed the
footage up as far as I could. I don't see
any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And
my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I ain't gave her And just because you don't see
where somebody purchased it, don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna have
to do is this, if I can't get you to
come to the store, man. And matter of fact, here's
another question for you before I go any further.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You have children at.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Tanya, Yeah, I got children.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Why do you is it possible because I'm missing a
lot of baby merchandise as well.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And you know what, you know what you really cruising
for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
a off day accusing them of stealing.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
the office so I can talk with you?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
have to actually come to your home, check your closet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm gonna have to check.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Your kids and see if they will do what check and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
See if they're wearing merchandise that that comes from this.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Come to my house if you want to, and they
gonna take your out of here in the body back.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Exuse me me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You heard what I said. You heard what I said.
You don't call nobody. I bust my store. I bust
my store. You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay,
you've been busting.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You've been busting car.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Here accusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody.
I don't have to steal. That's why I work all day,
you understand me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I think you've been busting your butt taking stuff is
what you've been doing.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You've been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Things, but it ain't no seat, you understand.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And I'm checking your babies as well.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I'm making you.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Check my baby. And see what happened. You put your
hands on anything in here, and see what happens. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I don't want to have to drag your butt here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh you're gonna drag somebody?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Now you threatening me?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't want to drag out of your house.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Security guard. You a tough security guard. You like your
job that much. You willing to die for.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That t who said anything about me?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Don I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
That's what happens when you put people on the off day,
you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of days off,
and y'all gonna call me with this book.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So are you threatening me? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
was coming over here?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, I did?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He bring here. I'm don't bring your security girls. I'm
on my Let me tell you something, Okay, I get you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I can have you brought up on charges? You know that?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Bring me up on charges and see what happened up
on charge? See if you get that far.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm on my way over there now to check you
and your kids.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You understand me.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm over here to check me and my kids and
see how they checked their somebody here.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me tell you something I ain't got.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
To tell me. You ain't got nothing to tell me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You ain't got Once you go ahead and tell me
what you took, maybe i'll go light on you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'll go light.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I think I'm stupid or something. You don't sound like
a food.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Why don't you.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Tell me what?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how
to steal too?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Aren't you what what you teach your little kids? Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hey, hey, hey, now you want.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
To hey hey, hey, hey, hey, don't call me with
this book on my alls day.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Let me tell you one month. Are you listening to me?
I got one more thing to.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You ain't got nothing else to say to me?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
What this is?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Nephew?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You just got.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Pranked for My sister said to you, Oh okay, Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
So you and that bro want to play games. Okay,
y'all want to play right, y'all got jokes. Y'all got jokes.
I got a joke for both of you around here
taking care of her and all her little ugly kids,
and you don't play with me and my all day,
all right?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Tell you she told me, she told me, she said
that timing be pranking people. They can't nobody get me
with that on crazy stuff them and people don't know
somebody to call it and tripping with this.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You told me you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You thought you couldn't be got that's all right, y'all
got so I got some.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let me ask you one more thing. What is the
baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The land, Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
H And then you have it that goes out to
all the shop lefters out there. Y'all be careful now,
y'all got a lie going on and coming up, so
y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And my Samimi active right now. I know them.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So you got some boosting going on in the family
for the criminals.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What you think they what they taking? What they what
are they taking? What you want is do they do stuff?
For Christmas Junior. Everything.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
What you need, you tell a lot of money, so
they get that for you from the.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Tree, the same tree. They go to the forest and
cut it down and bring it to you. What did
you talk about? How about a car motor?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The metafold transmission?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What you need? Which car?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I want a Louis bad girl? Got it? Not private?
Coming up next, Strawberry.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
The subject is the security guard knows my husband.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We'll get into that right after this.
Right now.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call, nephew,
what you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well, I don't know if this is well. I think
shoplifting season is coming up. Is that when I say that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know, I don't know if they take off? Yeah,
because of the holidays, all the holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You know, this is probably it's probably more shoplifting in time.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I haven't I don't know shoplifters. But but yeah, value
shoplifters out there. You know, I don't know if y'all
have an organization or whatever, but anyway, this is yeah,
this is to all the shoplift Yeah. Is this shoplifting organization?
We pick up you know, w w PU we pick
up out of Okay, stick your fingers. This right here
(00:47):
goes out there. All the shoplifters out there, all the shoplifters.
Get ready to get ready, let's go cat dog shoplifters.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Please Hi, Tanya.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My name is Daniel. I'm the head of store security here.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
At your job.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, listen, I'm trying to see I'm gonna have to
I know today's your day off. I'm looking at the
schedule here, it seems that you don't come back in
until Saturday. I'm trying to see if it's possible I
can get you to come to the store. There's a
bit of a situation I want to discuss with you.
There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from
the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
(01:32):
And we definitely know that this is a in house situation.
This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely
an in house situation with employees who have evidently been
shoplifting from the store, taking things, and we want to
get down to the roots of the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, So what well, ma'am, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's been brought to my attention that there's a possibility
that you may be.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Part of this situation.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And I in a situation. I ain't no thief. I
don't steal. You don't call my house accusing me of stilling.
I ain't stole nothing from nobody.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
do is.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Just trying to you, trying to say I stole something,
and I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Stole them Okay, wait just a second. Now, do you
have a sister named Cynthia?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What about it?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, now, it seems that here on some of the
footage that we have on camera that uh, it's a
possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing some
of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
the store, don't mean that I stole it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, we don't see where she's act. I've backed the
footage up as far as I could. I don't see
any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And
my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I ain't gave her And just because you don't see
where somebody purchased it, don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna have
to do is this, if I can't get you to
come to the store, man. And matter of fact, here's
another question for you before I go any further.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You have children at.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Tanya, Yeah, I got children.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Why do you is it possible because I'm missing a
lot of baby merchandise as well.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And you know what, you know what you really cruising
for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
a off day accusing them of stealing.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
the office so I can talk with you?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
have to actually come to your home, check your closet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm gonna have to check.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Your kids and see if they will do what check and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
See if they're wearing merchandise that that comes from this.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Come to my house if you want to, and they
gonna take your out of here in the body back.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Exuse me me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You heard what I said. You heard what I said.
You don't call nobody. I bust my store. I bust
my store. You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay,
you've been busting.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You've been busting car.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Here accusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody.
I don't have to steal. That's why I work all day,
you understand me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I think you've been busting your butt taking stuff is
what you've been doing.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You've been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Things, but it ain't no seat, you understand.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And I'm checking your babies as well.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And I'm making you.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Check my baby. And see what happened. You put your
hands on anything in here, and see what happens. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I don't want to have to drag your butt here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh you're gonna drag somebody?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Now you threatening me?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't want to drag out of your house.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Security guard. You a tough security guard. You like your
job that much. You willing to die for.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That t who said anything about me?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Don I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
That's what happens when you put people on the off day,
you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of days off,
and y'all gonna call me with this book.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So are you threatening me? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
was coming over here?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, I did?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He bring here. I'm don't bring your security girls. I'm
on my Let me tell you something, Okay, I get you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I can have you brought up on charges? You know that?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Bring me up on charges and see what happened up
on charge? See if you get that far.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm on my way over there now to check you
and your kids.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You understand me.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm over here to check me and my kids and
see how they checked their somebody here.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me tell you something I ain't got.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
To tell me. You ain't got nothing to tell me.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You ain't got Once you go ahead and tell me
what you took, maybe i'll go light on you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'll go light.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I think I'm stupid or something. You don't sound like
a food.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Why don't you.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Tell me what?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how
to steal too?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Aren't you what what you teach your little kids? Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hey, hey, hey, now you want.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
To hey hey, hey, hey, hey, don't call me with
this book on my alls day.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Let me tell you one month. Are you listening to me?
I got one more thing to.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You ain't got nothing else to say to me?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
What this is?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Nephew?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You just got.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Pranked for My sister said to you, Oh okay, Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
So you and that bro want to play games. Okay,
y'all want to play right, y'all got jokes. Y'all got jokes.
I got a joke for both of you around here
taking care of her and all her little ugly kids,
and you don't play with me and my all day,
all right?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Tell you she told me, she told me, she said
that timing be pranking people. They can't nobody get me
with that on crazy stuff them and people don't know
somebody to call it and tripping with this.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You told me you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You thought you couldn't be got that's all right, y'all
got so I got some.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let me ask you one more thing. What is the
baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The land, Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
H And then you have it that goes out to
all the shop lefters out there. Y'all be careful now,
y'all got a lie going on and coming up, so
y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And my Samimi active right now. I know them.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So you got some boosting going on in the family
for the criminals.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What you think they what they taking? What they what
are they taking? What you want is do they do stuff?
For Christmas Junior. Everything.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
What you need, you tell a lot of money, so
they get that for you from the.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Tree, the same tree. They go to the forest and
cut it down and bring it to you. What did
you talk about? How about a car motor?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
The metafold transmission?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What you need? Which car?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I want a Louis bad girl? Got it? Not private?
Coming up next, Strawberry.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
The subject is the security guard knows my husband.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We'll get into that right after this.
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