Today with tonies

Today with tonies

Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast

Episodes

October 1, 2024 15 mins

A ‘kaleidoscope’, a ‘crash’ or a ‘bale’. Which one of these is the name for a group of jellyfish? Tim and Sam are on a mission to find out! Little detectives can join in and learn what human beings have in common with stars, hear an excellent new joke and chill out with a music-themed round of Have a Bit of Sense.

Want to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!

Joke: What sort of music do planets listen t...

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What creature can sleep for three years? Any ideas? Little listeners can find out in this week’s Tuesday episode of Today with tonies! Join Tim and Sam as they get creative in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle and learn all about a very brave listener in Good News Only.

Looking for the rest of Sam’s joke? We’ve got you covered!

Joke: What is a tree’s least favourite month?
Punchline: Sep-timber!

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September 16, 2024 17 mins

In this episode Tim and Sam dive into the bubbling bucket of challenges and pull out two more brilliant challenges (as well as some rather bizarre knitted items!). Little ones can wind down with a hot air balloon ride in Unwind Your Mind, and get guessing in Punchline Puzzle, where they guess the punchline to jokes sent in by the hilarious listeners!

Ready for the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!

Joke: What...

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September 10, 2024 17 mins

What is the single biggest living thing on the planet? Here’s a hint: it’s not an animal! Curious minds can find out in this week’s episode of Today with tonies. Join Tim and Sam as they try not to laugh at the world’s wackiest menu, learn a useful Italian word and find out all about a listener’s rather muddy race for charity!

Is your little listener trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Look no further?

Jo...

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September 3, 2024 17 mins

Tim and Sam are back again with an action packed episode full of fun, facts and challenges! Little ones can join them to learn a rather smelly wombat fact, take a deep breath on the beach and hear some toothy news from a listener.

Are your little ones trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes!

Joke: Why are snails so slow?
Punchline: Because they’re carrying their houses on their backs!

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August 27, 2024 15 mins

Did you know that some animal species have best friends, just like we do? Animal lovers can listen in to this episode to find out which ones! Tim and Sam will also be spinning the Wheel of Numbers, expanding their brains with some maths games and letting loose in Musical Statues.

Are your little ones trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? We’ve got you covered!

Joke: What sort of bone will a dog not eat?

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August 20, 2024 15 mins

Can your little listener guess which of these phrases is right? A business of hares; a flick of hares or a gaggle of hares. Listen in to find out, and play along with Cooking Up Tunes, where Tim and Sam work out which instruments are playing in their favourite tracks. Cue the music!

Are your curious kids trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Coming right up!

Joke: What do you sing to a rabbit on its birthda...

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August 13, 2024 15 mins

Welcome back to Today with tonies! It’s time for curious minds to join Sam and Tim as they learn some dazzling dog facts, find out how many parts there are to our eyes (spoiler alert: there are a lot!) and get moving in Dance it Out! All rounded off with an excellent joke or two.

Is your little detective trying to guess the answer to Tim’s joke? Look no further!

Joke: What do you call a bee who can’t make up its m...

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August 6, 2024 15 mins

Where was Hawaiian pizza invented? The answer may surprise you! In this episode, Sam and Tim talk pizza, travel to a small island where tortoises and penguins live (it’s real, we promise!) and get musical in Name that Tune. Can your little one tell the difference between opera, rock and acapella? Give it a go!

Looking for the answer to Tim’s Olympic question? You’re in the right place!

Question: At one time in Oly...

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It’s rhyme time again! Little listeners can join Tim and Sam as they tell some roarsome jokes, dive into the bucket and come up with a perfect poem. They’ll also hear some wonderful Good News from the listeners: Noah did something kind for his friend, Alice shared a brilliant joke and Odhrán and Rian told us all about Odhrán’s school award!

Are your curious kids trying to guess the answer to Sam’s question? Coming right up...

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Wait… what’s that noise? Uh oh… it’s the rapids! Intrepid listeners have to jump to safety with Tim and Sam in the Rushing Rapids challenge, learn a new word that might just have them flummoxed, and guess some mysterious sounds. All served up with a side order of jokes, facts and disco balls!

Is your little listener trying to guess the answer to Tim’s joke? Look no further!

Joke: Where do fish go on holiday?
P...

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July 16, 2024 14 mins

Is the moon getting bigger, smaller, or staying the same size? Curious minds can find out with hosts Tim and Sam as they jump into the Big Bubbling Bucket of Challenges! Along the way they learn a magnificent new French word and hear some brilliant good news stories sent in by little listeners!

Ready to know the punchline to Sam’s topsy turvy joke? Here it comes!

Joke: How do you know if you’re upside down?
Pu...

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July 9, 2024 14 mins

Welcome to Today with tonies! Little listeners can join Tim and Sam as they jump into the Big Bubbling Bucket of Challenges and find three brilliant tasks among a whole heap of squishy marshmallow balls, lemons and…er… hairbrushes! Guess the film character in ‘Who is That?!’, learn a new word to impress your teacher and hear a special message from a listener who’s adopted some buzzy new friends.

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July 2, 2024 14 mins

Follow hosts Tim and Sam as they dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket and pull out two brilliant challenges. Your little detectives will need to guess along with Tim as he tries to identify a desert-dwelling creature, learn the difference between reggae, classical and techno music and answer the riddle - ‘what has arms but cannot hug?’

Desperate to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? We’ve got you covered!

Joke: What h...

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April 1, 2024 2 mins

Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. 

Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! 

To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast 

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