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If you missed the show this morning, this is what you missed. Game
Show News with Mike and Diane onninety five point one WayV LeVar Burton will
be hosting a revival of Trivial Pursuitfor the CW. Unfortunately, I can
only answer the entertainment category in TrivialPursuit. But I'll watch because I like

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to learn new things, kind oflike when you watch Jeopardy and you learn
new things. Jeopardy is almost toosmart. But I yeah, Trivial Pursuit.
I would not go on that show. I don't think that I could
win that show. So the questionis which game show do you think you
could win? I don't think thereare many, because when you're under pressure
in that moment playing the game show, it's really difficult. I went to

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a game show they had at oneof the casinos and they were just playing
it there in the casino, andeven I froze it wasn't even on TV,
and I said, wait a minute, I thought, I think of
his Family Feud. I forget whatit was. Anyway, I froze in
that would never go on Family Feud, just because I know my brain and
I know my reaction time, Iwould end up as a clip on our

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show, like I know, Iknow that with Steve Harvey rolling his eyes.
Yeah yeah, I love his reaction. I don't think I could.
I don't think I could go onthat show. And my family wouldn't come
with me anyway, so I couldn'tbe on that. But there is one
that I do think I can win. It's People Puzzler on a game show
network. Leah Remedy host, andit's a crossword puzzle, different crossword puzzles,

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different categories. It's all about popculture. So usually when we're eating
dinner, we have People Puzzler onand I just kill it. My husband
says, you should be on thisbecause that's really the only thing that I
have great knowledge about is pop culture. Yeah yeah, I think you would
do very well in that show.Thank you, if you can hang up
to the pressure, like I thinkthat's a lot. I think people know

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the answers to these, it's justthey get caught up in the pressure.
Yeah for me, what is that? What is that old school one where
they have to flip the cards clipped? That is Joker's Wild or something like
that. That was I think that'swhere my gambling problem came in. I
always used to love the class actionloss going on. My gambling habits started

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with Jos right here, right now. It might have been card Sharks,
Card Sharks, that's the name ofit. That's the name of it.
Yes, And then of course DealerNo Deal. As we've well documented on
this show. The only thing withdeal or no Deal, and the same
thing with let's make a deal,it's a lot of dumb luck. It's
very random, so it's not evenon knowledge. But I brought this up

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just so I can say once againthat I got shafted by Dealing No Deal
when they got canceled the second time. I was supposed to be on the
show. Yeah, I was supposedto be on the show. I could
have been a millionaire. But he'sstill here. I am and People Puzzler.
It doesn't make you a millionaire.But I maybe I'll go on someday.
I get I get the emails allthe time, so I get all

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the casting emails, so I willI will absolutely forward them to you.
Okay, thank you. Yeah,if I get one for People Puzzler,
I will let you know. NowI just need to get the time off
here at iHeart. I think ifyou're going on a game show, I
think we can make that. Yeah, we can make it happen. So
wish us luck with that. Andalso let us know which game show do
you think you could win? Notyour favorite, it may it may be,

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it may not be, but youcould win this game show. Just
go to the free iHeartRadio app becauseyou can listen anytime anywhere, even if
you're heading into work. Just listenon the app, even if you're app
tap that cute little red microphone andthen record your message, and let us
know your game show that you'd liketo be on. It Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one WayV.It's the Mike and Diane Show on ninety

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five point one WayV. Trivial Pursuitis coming back. We know we can't
win that game show. So whichgame show do you think you could win?
Let's head to talk back. Ithink I could win on the one
hundred thousand dollars Pyramid. When Iplay at home, I seem to be
able to have all the clues andbe able to get all the answers.
So straight hand, give me acall host of that now. Yeah,

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Michael Strahan is he still doing GoodDay, he's doing Good Morning America America.
Yeah, he's doing the Pyramid.He's doing the football coverage when that's
in season. I don't know howthe man does it. He doesn't sleep
much, honestly, probably because onehundred dozand dollars Pyramid doesn't film during the
full season. Yes, that's true. It's probably why. And he's bored
at home. He's like, I'lldo a game show. I don't care.

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He's not the type to sit around, but that is fun. I
do love the Pyramid, especially whenit's for the hundred thousand. I still
truly believe that we all think wecan do these things. But as soon
as you're put with the lights,the lights are such a factor that people
don't realize. Like when you havelights blaring in your eyes and you could
feel one hundred eyes on you,like you will panic a little bit and

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you're playing with the celebrity guest andyou're like, oh, you're a little
star struck. Yeah that that guestdoesn't do great. It depends who they
put on. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Well pyramid is
a good answer, So let's let'stry to get ourselves on some game shows.
Let's go, I tried. Ihave the video still. One day
I will release my audition for uhdeal and O'Dell oh we'd love to see

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that. Oh it's great. Mywife is hammered in it hammered even better.
It's not a five point one wA y V. It is phone
tap time. So bank securities aregetting they're getting a little crazy, right
with all the things you need todo to get use your card or to
log into the apps, you maywhat if we took it a step further
than you can ever imagine. Andthat's exactly what I did on this phone

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tap. Here we go. Hello, Hi Chris, ye hi, this
is Alex from Bank. I'm justcalling to let you know we have an
update with our ATM and our ATMcards. Do you have a moment?
Yeah, sure's okay. So,as you know, a couple of years
ago, we changed up the cardsso that they have that chip. I

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know they're a little annoying, buthey, we're going to step further now
because identity theft is still a realissue. So and it's not a joke.
Just remember that identity theft is nota joke. So our ATMs from
now on. You'll just have toWell this is all starting next week.
They're gonna be biometrics attached to you. So when you come to the bank
or any ATMs, you're gonna haveto put your card in. Then you're

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just gonna have to spit into likea little container on the ATM and it's
going to process your DNA and thenyou'll be able to do your transaction.
That sounds I have to spit intothe ATM. Yeah, isn't it wild?
I mean, it's the wave ofthe future, right, I don't
understand is the bank already have myDNA on file? That doesn't make any
sense. That is a great question. Uh so that's one of the other

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reasons I'm calling you today. Youhave your debit card hopefully on you that
has the chip. That's correct,right, you got that chip card?
Oh yeah, I mean it's it'sit's worn down half the time, doesn't
work anymore. Right, Well,don't worry about that, because we'll be
sending you an updated version once weget through the process. But we're gonna
do this right now. I've loggedin into the system. I'm in your
account, So take your card outof your wallet and just lick that check,

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licking my credit card. No,this, this doesn't make any sense.
Is there a manager there I cantalk to or I mean you could
talk to the manager, but ifthat's where we're headed. But the people
are getting frustrated with the chip,you know, so this is just kind
of an adjustment and you'll get usedto it. You could also switch banks,
but prepared for every single one ofthem to be doing this. That's

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why every other credit card sent mea new chip. All right, exactly,
all right, thank you for beingso amendable. You know your co
worker Bobby, he's sitting right nextto you. Yeah, he's in the
other conference room on a call.Oh okay, my bed I thought he
was sitting next to you. Well, it doesn't matter because this is not
your bank. He called us.This is actually a phone tap. Hi,
it's Michael and Diane ninety five pointone way A. Bobby set you

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up. He wanted to prank God. I'm going to kill Well. If
you think of a way to getBobby back, give us a call.
Yeah, a good day, man. It's a Mike and Diane show a
ninety five point one WayV. Whichone do you prefer? Road trips or
flying. Because there was a survey. Given the choice, seventy three percent

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of Americans would rather drive to theirvacation destination than fly. A lot of
summer vacations are being planned right now, So Mike, what is your answer,
would you rather take a road tripor would you fly? I think
it depends on how much the planecost. Oh, how much the flight
is. Oh yeah, there there'sa significant balance because I had a great
time a couple of years ago whenwe drove to Florida. But the problem

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for me is my kids are nowto the point that they can't sit still,
yes for that long. So there, Well, yeah, I'd probably
rather fly just for that. Butif it's just me I'm driving, I
really enjoy driving. Well. Peoplelove road trips because they like seeing new
landscapes. That's what my mom growingup. Look, you got to see
there's a lot of trees out there. And my assisian and are like,

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who cares, we're laying Can youhear somebody in the cargo. We're laying
in the backseat asleep. That wasmy mom. Leave us alone, we're
sleeping. They also like listening tomusic, especially WayV and enjoying the feeling
of driving. Those are the reasonsto go on a road trip. I
would say that was fun when Iwas a kid going to road trips.
Now they look back. I havemy best stories from road trips, especially

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driving to Disney World. It tookmy dad four days. We stopped every
week. Oh yeah, he woulddrive a few hours. All right,
let's stop, girls, upload foursuitcases because it's girls. That sounds like
a you problem. And then weget to Disney World and they're closed early
that night. It was kind oflike Wallyworld and National Lampoon's vacation. So
we have those stories now at thetime not so good, I believe you

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me, but now that those arethe best stories of road trips as an
adult flying, sorry, I gotto get there. Part of me is
like, I want to fly becauseI want to make the most of my
vacation, even though part of mesays that the driving is part of the
vacation, but it's not. Yeah, so, how how long do you
think it has to be for itto be a considered a road trip?

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Like how many hours of a drive? Three? Is three hours considered a
road trick? Yeah? Definitely?Two is two hours of road tribute?
To yeah, two hours an hour? An hour drive can an hour?
I'm gonna say no, two hoursbecause I've pitched to my kids before that
we're going on a road trip.It was forty five minutes. I mean

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it is subjective. Whatever, youknow, whatever works for you guys.
Yeah, whatever gets them in thecar quicker and it sounds like we're fun.
We're going on a road trip,exactly. It's all positioning with kids,
is you just got a position inthe right way and you can get
them to do anything. We wantto know where you are going on a
road trip. Maybe you're planning somethingfor this summer. Let us know when
the free iHeartRadio app when you're listenone in the next two weeks. Oh

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there you go. Go on there, Mike. We're going to dover tap
that little red microphone. Let's seesome NASCAR and record your message. Mike,
come on, do it now.We love to hear your comments.
So that is the free iHeartRadio appand the red microphone. Mike and Diane's
second date update on ninety five pointone, w a y V Isaac from

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EHT is looking for a second dateupdate with a woman named Franny. Good
morning, Isaac, how are you. Hey, good morning. I'm doing
pretty well. Just just need yourhelp here, trying to trying to hunt
down Franny. All right, weare like the superheroes of Second Date Update
and we want to help here,Isaac. Well, who else does this

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come on? We're going to tryto help you though, So superheroes,
please please tell us about Franny andyour first date as we get our capes
ready. All right, she issuper beautiful, she's funny, smart,
It just really feels like the wholepackage. I love being around her,

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and yeah, I thought we hada great time. And so I guess
I'm just a little confused as towhy you know, she's not calling back.
Yeah, so, but she's awonderful, wonderful person. Oh that's
nice to you to say no redflags. It sounds like, uh no,

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I didn't. I didn't I didn'tsee any or or or get any
uh you know of that vibe.Okay, all right, well I think
we need to get right to it. We will put you on hold,
play a song, and try toget Franny on the phone next and get
an update on ninety five point onew A YV ninety five point one w
A YV Mike and Diane's second dateupdate. A few minutes ago, Isaac

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told us about his first date withFranny. He said, she's wonderful.
Everything went fine on the date,but he hasn't heard anything from her.
Always fantastic. We're gonna get rightto it, Mike. Let's give Franny
a call, Hopefully she'll pick up, and Isaac will try to get some
answers for you. Here we go, Hello, Hi, is this Franny.

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This is Franny's calling Hi Franny.It's Mike and Diane from a radio
station ninety five point one Way V. It's always awkward. There's my co
host, Mike saying hi to him. It's even more awkward when I just
dive in, I don't say anything, and then here I am. Hopefully.
You know, radio people are alwaysa little off like us, but
anyway we do. We're on amission. We're on a specific mission.

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Though. We got a call fromone of our radio family members by the
name of Isaac, and Isaac wastelling us that he went on a first
date with you. He thought itwas a great date. He called you
wonderful. He said, you're awonderful, wonderful person. Oh, we
get that little or was that agiggle? Okay, yeah, so we're

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hoping that you have a few minutes. So did you like, Isaac?
Did you like the date? What'sgoing on? I mean, okay,
so that date was like the datethat you wouldn't believe me if I told
you, Oh, we would trustus, we would believe it. We've
heard it all, so go aheadplease Okay. So so he was late

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and he didn't call, and justa time I was getting ready to leave,
this like rumpled, just guy clearlyin whatever he slept in, comes
in and perceeds to be extremely extremelyboisterous and loud upon entry, and and

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it turns out that's Isaac. Ofcourse it is, of course it is.
And he just looks like, Idon't like, I don't know how
many days he had slept in thesame shirt. Turns out he had taken
an out and that's why he wasrunning late. So he comes in and
he orders just like we didn't reallytalk about it, but he ordered the

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most expensive item on the menu andguess he would take with that check later.
And then yeah, and we're Ijust I'm I'm just I'm I don't
even know, I'm like, whatis even happening right now. I'm completely
lost. And he gets this phonecall. He's on speakerphone with the phone

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call with his boss looking for him, saying, why aren't you at work
right now? Like, I justwhat is happening? Why are you happening?
I'm trying. Yeah, well,in your date, but also in
this moment, I'm trying to keepup. So far he showed up late?
Was he napping? Do we know? That? Was that confirmed?

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Hold on? Just bring him in? Just yeah, he was, He
said that was why he was runninglate, like it was no big deal,
Like he couldn't even make up alie that was like a good lie.
But then at least keep me entertainedabout it. But honestly, the
you survived this terrible date entertainment isfar better, I suppose than whatever he

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would have made up. But thenon top of that, he was supposed
to be at work worked Like,I don't know how this guy even has
the job, but apparently he does. He doesn't, but right not anymore?
He work during this? Do webring him on and just get this
over with him? Yeah? Let'sthis is like a this is a mercy

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one, Like we're just gonna endthis one. Quick. Isaac has been
listening in Isaac, your reaction please, I mean the thing she said,
like they were entirely wrong, butlike, I mean, my boss is
kind of funny, like he'll fireme and then hire me back in like
forty eight hours, just like,Oh, I'm sorry, man, you're

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gad. I was just, youknow, just stressed, and yes,
I was, but I was lapping. It's like I'm on a different schedule,
you know, I'm a bartender atnight, so like and it was
my bad. Yeah, but Imean, but you know, Franny,
You're like you're really wonderful, anduh, I you know, just give

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me another chance. I can,like maybe I shouldn't like bring you to
the place I work or I didwork. Yeah, I know, give
me another shot. Listen, callout, Isaac. I'm gonna try and
save this one for you before weput you out of your misery. They
always say, find a guy thatcan make you laugh. And I've never
heard a woman laugh like this beforein my life. Never have you a

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second date update never? And sheis, she's laughing a little, so
that's a belly. They got apoint. Yes, let's just let's just
let's just take him out. Back. Go ahead and ask you know what,
don't even ask him, just askher, yeah, because we know
Isaac. Isaac would say yes,he wants the second eight. He called
us Franny, I don't know,you're getting a laugh and laughing is priceless.

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So would you like a second day? Oh okay, she's laughing about
the no. All right, Well, Isaac, we tried, and give
me good luck with the job.Is you continue? Good luck with everything?

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Bye? Bye, guys, Bye. It is ninety five point one
w A YV. Mike and Dianewaking up with you phone tap time And
I know I'm actually going through thisat the moment where you have an unreturned
library book and you just get reallynervous about it. Well, usually nothing

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comes of it, but what ifwhat if it did? What if something
did come from it? And that'show we got the idea for this phone
tap Here we go. Hello,Hello, is Chloe there? Hi Chloe,
This is Cliff Johnson over at thelibrary. How are you today?
Well, Harriett, good, good, good. So we're just calling about
the past two account you have withus for like the last two and a

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half years. Oh okay, seemslike you owe one hundred and thirty eight
dollars and eighteen cents for the bookDoune you took out and you did not
return. Okay, it must bea mix up with another coffee, because
I definitely took it back and itwasn't late at all. So well,
our video system, there's got tobe a mistake somewhere in your lie.
It's back about five years. Soif you want to tell us what day
you brought the book back, welook back in our system and if indeed

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you did return it, then we'llapologize. But if not, we want
a formal written apology for you forlying to us right now, and then
we want the one hundred and thirtyeight dollars and eighteen cents and we'd like
to payment today. We're not goingto tell you today that much money.
That's an a certain amount of money. When I am telling you that I
returned it, well, we cango down that. So why are you

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calling me now to let me know? Why wouldn't you call me when it
if I had you turned it inbefore? Why are you waiting this much?
Well, we called you for thepast six months to the other number
that we had, plus emails.It must be going to your spam because
you have not responded to no othernumber or email. This is the number
we have in you alw us money. So we have your social security number.

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So if you'd like, uh,you'd like to get I'm not going
to pay this. See excuse me, young lady, I'm speaking. Excuse
me. You heard me, I'msaying it. You're not listening. I'm
gonna tell you this. I haveyour social Security number. I will put
this on your credit what's your name? My name is Cliff, and I
will tell you this. I willput this on it. And do you
have a superior to own your credit? I will run collections for the library,

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and I will tell you this.I got stories. I returned the
book. I swear, oh wegot the tape of you. No,
you did. Okay, this isinsane. I'm going to take care of
this with someone else. But thanksfor the absolute distrust. Okay. I'll
give you this one last thing,one more piece of advice just for you.
Okay, when you when you findthat book, don't return it because
you know this is the radio station. I don't work at the library.

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Mike and Diane ninety five one WayV. Okay, your boyfriend John set you
up for this call. He saidyou wouldn't let him go to a football
gaum a couple months ago, andhe's getting even. I mean, I'm
shaky, I'm like overwhelmed. Iwas. I haven't been that angry in
a long time. I was socompu all right, Well, if you
want to get him back again,let us know and we'll do that for

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you. Okay, however we cando that, that would be wonderful.
Derek from EHT needs our help asap. Where Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one WayV. Since we're sogreat at giving advice not maybe our radio
family members can help out in thisone. But Derek sent us a message.
He said, Mike and Diane justcurious is using a gift card on

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a first date? Okay? Myparents gave me a two hundred dollars gift
card to a really nice restaurant formy birthday. I would love to take
a woman there on our first date, but I don't know if that's acceptable.
Let me know what you think.Thanks, So we can leave this
up to our radio family members.I've never been in that situation, yeah,
where somebody used a gift card Ithink if I did, we were

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young enough to it didn't matter becauseyou know, you don't have a lot
of money. And exactly like wewere early. When I say early twenties,
I mean twenty is when I starteddating my wife, so like that
was still like, oh my goodness, you have a Friday's gift card.
Let's go get price apps, let'sgo. Yeah, so a little different
for me, that's true. Butyou can leave your comments by tapping the

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little red microphone on the free iHeartRadio app to help out Derek or give
us the call let us know.Is it okay to use a gift card
on a first date? Is thata deal breaker? Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV checking inwith Jewelie from Atlantic City. Julie,
is it okay to use a giftcard on a first date or is that

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a deal breaker? I mean,I don't think it's a deal breaker.
I guess it would really depend onthe situation, and I mean how it's
presented. You're sitting there the wholetime bragging about how you're gonna get to
do this meal for free. That'spretty tacky. But if you're just like

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man, you know, I justgot this gift card and I really wanted
to eat here, and you know, we can go somewhere else after this
and I'll pay for it all.But I'm just gonna totally use this gift
card. I feel like that wouldbe stupid not to use it just for
pride, So I don't know,I feel like it would really be how

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you present using the gift card makessense. Let me ask you the question,
what if somebody said to you,like, this is going to be
your first date. Listen, Ihave been waiting to use this gift card.
It's to the it's to this place. I'm waiting to use it because

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I want to use it on somebodyspecial. Will you be okay if I
use this gift card on you?Because I've been waiting to use it for
a moment and I don't want tojust waste it. I think that we
could we could you know this,could you know be my special moment to
be able to use it on you. I think that's super cute and romantic.
Like I once got free Broadway ticketswhen I used to live in New

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York City and I took a firstdate there and that was free, but
it was Broadway tickets. So Iwas going to say no to that.
Listen, if I've learned anything,it's all in the story. You have
to pitch the right story. Yeah, and anything can work. I'll go
on a date with you for Broadwaytickets, that's for sure, right,
Like it's cute. It's like ame cute. Yes, yes, absolutely,

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if you are. It's the whatis that? What's that? What's
that movie? Choose me? It'slike hut me and my gift card.
Yeah, but it's like if Ichoose you as the special one that gets
to use my special gift card,that means something. Okay, great,
so all in the presentation. Ilike it. I also don't know.

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I've been married for a decade.Yeah, when you're married, you can
use gift cards anytime you want them. That's a bonus. We choose where
to eat based on gift cards.Well, thank you, Lourie. Thanks
ninety five point one w A yV. Two fake headlines, one real.
Let's do it. I've just beenhanded an urgent and horrifying news story,

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and I eat all of you tostop what you're doing and listen.
No, okay, so here wego. Here are two fake headlines,
and only one of them is real. Okay. A woman discovers a missing
Toyota Camri buried under the hoard inher driveway. Oh geez, Okay.

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A mother and a son with werewolf syndrome say it happens because she ate
a cat. Oh, man withthe disorder when eating pasta, it makes
him feel drunk. Let's see,let's see you you like to drink a
lot of wine with pasta. Thevampire thing. Now, I'm gonna go

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with the Toyota Camry story is beingthe real one. The real story is
the mother of a son with werewolf'ssyndrome when she ate a cat. Oh,
first of all, I said vampire. Sorry where wolf? Where wolves?
Did I say vampire? No?I did? Oh where wolf's syndrome?
She believes it's in the Philippines.She ate a cat while she was

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pregnant, So now she thinks herson has werewolf syndrome because of it.
That is just he thinks it's aninherited condition. I don't know. I've
called my my kids werewolves before you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Because
you know, Bewitching Hour is crazy. Sometimes they get wild. Well,

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there was that movie back in theday I think they may rebooted it teen
Wolf. Yeah, maybe they've beenwatching too much teen Wolf, because come
on, give me a break.Yeah, this is a lot. I
mean, everybody knows the age ofthree is around the time when a four
is when a kid start stop snapping. And then there's that weird sense,
there's that weird space of time whenyour kid either naps and then has to

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be up till ten pm because theynapped. Well, you don't literally think
your child's a were wolf though,No, no, no, do I
have did I have to clarify that? No, I don't think my kid's
actually a were wolf. But there'sthat weird But I think that she doesn't
understand that this is what a kidis, Oh, I say, And
then you either they either nap inthe car for fifteen minutes at five point

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thirty because they're exhausted and then they'rejust up forever, or they don't nap
and then they're absolute demons from sixto bedtime. Wow, that's what I
think happened here. Yeah, shejust misunderstanding a big misunderstanding. But let
her believe it's because she ate awild cat during pregnancy. Just glad that
this chick is not my neighbor,also concerned that her pregnancy cravings were a

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wild cat. Maybe she shouldn't mywife. She was lucky charms pregnancy arms.
Yeah, hers was a wildcat.We live in a different world too,
weird. Twenty three thousand tender profilesanalyzed It's Mike and Diana on ninety
five point one WayV. They werelooking for the top interests of men and
women on Tinder, so they havetheir profile. You have to let everyone

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know what you like, if youreally do like that, because I've heard
I've never done online dating. I'veheard that people tell some FIBs on there.
Can you believe it? Yes?Pretty sure. There was an entire
show, very famous catfish show.Absolutely. Yeah. So these are the
top five interests according to the survey. Hopefully these are legit that people really

(28:40):
told the truth. You never know. The top five interests for women on
tender. Number one is travel.They love to travel, So, guys,
are you listening? The ladies loveto travel. Number two, music,
number three, the gym, Numberfour, tattoos, and number five
the women are interested in, intheir tender profiles coffee and that's always a

(29:04):
good first date anyway. They're interestedin coffee? Why not? It's I'm
laughing, not because it's ridiculous,just because you just described an absolute person.
I want to travel. I wantto I want to buff. Yeah,
rich husband who will take me toconcerts, listen to my pop music

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and take me around the world whilewe sip espresso in Italy. There you
go, Wow, that's painting apicture. That's that guy doesn't exist.
And then the top five interest formen on Tinder. Can you guess number
one? I'd prefer not to becauseI like this job, but go ahead
travel football. See Taylor Swift,that's her. She would be into that

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now football number one interests. Numbertwo is travel okay. See these are
very similar to the women. Numberthree is Jim going to the gym.
Number four were sports in general,so all sports, and number five is
music. So maybe they will comein handy. If you're doing a tender
profile guys, I would say pushup travel to number one. Ladies,

(30:11):
get more into the football and sportsand then everyone will be happy. Thank
you, Taylor. Not a fivepoint one WayV. Mike and Diane Waking
up with you and baseball in sportsin general can be taken extremely serious,
almost too serious if you ask me. So, I decided to exploit that,
and that's what we're doing here onthis phone tap. We're calling a

(30:33):
parent that we just need their kidto step it up a little. Oh
they're playing T ball. Did Imention that? But the kids got to
step it up. We gotta getthem on a way program. Here we
go. Hello, Hi is thisAshley? Yes, Hi Ashley, and
my name is Brett. I'm thenew strengthened conditioning coach for BLA T Ball.
Oh Hi, welcome to the nYes, okay, thank you so

(30:55):
much. I'm really excited to getgoing. I was just going through the
roster calling some of the parents.I see your side. Jake played last
season in kindergarten. Yes, great, couple things next season obviously not really
starting uh soon, but sign ups, you know, are moving along,
and we just wanted to give youa heads up that if Jake wants to
plan a team, we're gonna we'regonna have to have him work with me.

(31:17):
We got to get him the bulkup a little. Maybe it'd be
good for him to go to thegym, get some workouts in what Yeah,
he just I mean, you knowyour son, he's a bit scrawny.
We'd love to get some muscles onthose arms, make him, you
know, throw a little harder,run a little faster, maybe you get
some conditioning in that regard. Wouldn'tthat just come when the season starts.

(31:40):
Yeah, well, once the teamis assembled, I will be doing these
kind of drills with them, andI just want to get some weight work
in early, you know that doesn'tcome overnight, and just something little routine
to get them the boat. Thisisn't competitive team ball. This is team
building essentially. That just seems alittle bit out there. I mean,

(32:01):
he's not training for the Olympics.I'm just really confused. This is very
competitive. I mean it's been thissort of way, like this fun everyone
gets the hit and tee ball typeof thing, But in reality, we're
really pushing these kids forward and farmingthem out to the little leagues. The
little leagues are the big thing,and then baseball, and then college baseball,
and then you never know, maybethe Olympics. I just that's the

(32:22):
goal. I don't know, likeI want Jake to play and and get
the team building, but I don'tknow if I want to like dedicate his
whole summer earlier from school to bulkup for a T ball team. Okay,
well, do me a favorite.Call your husband and let him know
that Mike from Mike and Diane gaveyou that phone top that he asked me
for. Oh wait, are youkidding me? No? No, well,

(32:45):
part of that is true up untilup until you know the mic from
Mike and Diane. Part that's true, but everything else was along. I
think God, I thought you wereinsane. I am, I am insane,
actually yes, but your husband heis also insane. He asked me
to do this. He wanted usto give you a call. He knows

(33:05):
you were very excited about t balland the possibilities of him playing, and
we wanted to prank in and bringit back down to earth a little bit.
Oh, I gotta find what hereally cares about. I really cared
about Jake playing on this team thisyear. Well, I hope he does
have a good season, and callus back when you get an idea.
All right, I definitely will youhave a good one too. All right,
Thanks bye, good bye,