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It's raining? I like it.It is raining, So I'm really
trying not to turn my sprinklers on. Yeah, I see that in my
neighborhood. Man. Yeah, Soit was nice to wake up this morning
and see and see it raining.I think my neighbor's lawn like, it's
real, it's real brown. Butthen he runs the sprinklers the other night
for I don't know. He's gotone of the old fires, like the
old school sprinklers where you have tokeep switching it up with a hose.
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I'm like, what's the point you'vealready lost? It's brown, it's brown,
it's burn back, it's coming back. Do you think so I got
some brown areas in the back.I need to come back. We used
to so I used to work ona golf course and we would have hookups
right outside the fairways. We'd hookup fire hoses and that's how like you
would get rid of brown spots.Man, you would just soak these areas
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with a fire hose, and afire hose water comes out pretty hard.
Yeah. Does that work for real? Because I usually ask you about my
long like when I should see andyou're usually pretty good that In nineteen ninety
six at Pine Valley golf Course,it did work. Yeah, okay,
I came out there and soak mylawn. Yeah, it was nice last
night to see the rain. I'mlike, thank god, man. Yeah,
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yeah, I've been. It's justit's it's that thing where it's like
I already hear the air conditioners kickingon, so I'm just counting the money,
right, and then it's like andthen the the sprinkler system, like
there's more money out the door.Yeah, yeah, I gotta. And
that's what it's said that I haveto think like that. But man,
with the economy the way it is, like I do, like I'm counting
everything. I ended up putting awell in man, it cost me two
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thousand dollars, But now I justrun all the water out change. Now
it's not that it's not like aNo, a kid can't get stuck in
this well. It's the well forthe water that comes up, you know.
Down here's our time, and thenwhen it happens, I'll be able
to drink it from all the roundup I put near my curb that just
goes right into the well, andthen we'll be able to drink that.
And then we'll just die before everybodyelse when it goes down. Yeah.
I guess that's right. I guesseverything you do put yeah, Yeah,
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because my godfather, man, hehe was like ridiculous about his lawn and
to kill the weeds. I thinkI've told you this before around his ends
posts. He would take the motoroil from his oil changes in his car.
Yeah, he would form around thefence post. So because this is
pre weed whackers, you know.But I said that too. And all
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the medicines and everything else we take. Yeah, we just peeked and turn
it turned the frogs gate. Itdid everybody. It's Thursday. We're gonna
dive into that. We're gonna finda ZXL workforce employee of the day to
day. Yeah. For that,we will have Journey, Steve Miller and
def Leppard tickets. We'll hook youup with that coming up just a little
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Shop. Good morning, everybody doinglive. I can go allrite it and
we'll do it live and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's
some news for us, all us. A mother in New Jersey has been
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charged with murder in the death sufferedtwo young children. The Ocean County Prosecutor's
Office announced that yesterday Naomi Elkins ofLakewood Townships accused of killing her one year
old and three year old children.Investigator see she stabbed the one year old
and then drowned both children. Elkinssaid she had been having concerning thoughts before
the crime. The police responded tothe home attempted to give life saving aid
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evidence that daily multi vitamin consumption reducedthe risk of death from conditions like heart
disease or cancer. Yeah. Ithink when and then your your peak comes
out for us at yellow and Ithink that's the vitamin. So it's like,
hey, yeah, I don't know, is it worth it? I
like the Flintstones one, you knowwhat I've heard. I think those are
one of the better ones for you, Like they are better than what you'll
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XL. Not sure what I expectedlast night at the Janet Jackson concert.
Miss Jackson, if you do it'sit was bad. Man. She had
no business being up on. Shereally didn't. Man, not old.
I mean she's older, but he'ssixty seventies. No, I would say
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late fifties. Let's see, let'ssee look that up man. It looked
just like and I guess I guesswhen you're a big fan, you wanted
to be in the room. Ithought it was cool. I like,
listen, she got some hat bangers. Man, she's got hits on top
of him. I guess that's whatI expected, Like, you know,
I wanted the old Rhythm Nation JanetJackson stopping around with the whole production.
It was like her like four dancesthat came out, yeah, even the
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first and dude, she's only fiftyeight. Yeah, she looked a lot
older, man, just like thelip syncing. It It wasn't even singing
at all sex man, these popartists, and that's I do enjoy going
to like a rock show, countryshow, because these guys and gals are
actually singing righting hop shows, dude, Like you know Taylor Swift. Dave
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Girl called out Taylor Swift and said, like, you know, hey,
we may make mistakes as the FooFighters, but you know, at least
we're singing. We're trying. Itsounded too good, you know. She
wasn't even I don't know, barelysinging over tracks. Her first three songs
are some crazy dance like songs.I'm like, what are you? I've
don't shake up my Amile was like, what I you scream? The one
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she did with Michael I don't know. She was so hot in that video.
She had a run in the midnineties where she was so hot and
I'm not talking about career, I'mtalking like physically, she got herself into
some ridiculous shape and she was smokinghot. She's doing the one where she's
like in a desert with the guysin great shape, and you see her
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on stage just kind of standing therelike the face of stuff, and then
you see this this knockout beautiful womanup on the screen. She got to
look up at that screen like,damn, I was hot back in the
day. Yeah, man, dude, that black That might have been the
first time I ever saw a girlin a bra? Was the Black Cat
video? Okay, dude that andshe rips her shirt off like three quarters
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of the way through the song,and it was on MTV, and it
was like, oh my god,I'm in love. We didn't get that
last night. No, you didn'tget did she didn't do Black Cat?
Some of the some of the nonsenseshe was trying. I don't know if
it was new music she was tryingto push. And then her hits they
turned into like a montage. I'mlike, god, damn, you're doing
Pleasure Principal. Do the whole threeand a half minutes a Pleasure Principal,
just bang down, down and halfa lot of respected guys like Rod Stewart,
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Dude, he puts on he comesout on stage and he said,
I'm gonna give you ninety minutes allmy hits. I'm not going to take
any intermission. Yeah, and I'mnot going to do an encore. I'm
gonna give you straight ninety minutes ofjust me and all my hints and then
we're done, and dude, hedoes man and he puts a killer show
on because that's what people want.Like saw Billy Joel last summer. Dude,
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he just banged out all his hits. He didn't go and try and
try and play something new. Yeah, and even the Rolling Stones I saw
last week, a couple of weeksago whatever it was, and they're they're,
you know, they have a newsong in the set, and they
think they played a couple other songsthat were like eh, and it's like
it's like, I don't know,man, people are paying upwards of like
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thousands of dollars for your ticket justbang out hits. I'd rather you go.
I'd rather you give me an hourfifteen minutes of just hit hit man
and just calling a day. Yeah. So I'd imagine this would probably be
it. But it's like with allthe acts, man, any pop act
that comes up. I mean,look at look at Madonna. Yeah you
think you want to go see Madonna. I think you're gonna get the same
thing. It's just you're in theroom with these people and it is hit.
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There's there's Janet Jackson. You're seeingit. You went out of Janet
Jackson. They're having a big issuewith these uh, with these artists that
used to be able to sell outarenas. J Lo had to cancel her
tour because they just weren't selling takes. Oh, I swear I saw her
show Man where there was like,I don't know, two hundred people showing
up or something like justin Timberlake.They said the recent he was drinking so
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much at that bar before he gotthe DUI was because he had an album
come out that bombed. His toursnot really selling right, and uh,
and I mean it's doing well,but it's not. It's not selling out.
And the fact is, man,in the economy we're in, it's
expensive to put on these shows andso and but on top of that,
so now the artist has to jackthe price of tickets up, and then
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people can't afford the tickets. Sonow you're shooting yourself in the foot.
So you're watching a lot of theseartists man having to cancel their tours.
The Black Keys very embarrassing, dude, they were going out on an arena
tour, had to cancel the wholetour because no one bought tickets. You
know who killed it last night.I had no idea he was opening up
Nelly. Nelly, I had noidea. I found out like a couple
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hours before the show. I'm like, Nelly's gonna be there. Yeah,
out of his mind, that Nelly. Southern Grammar, Oh Country Graham.
Here, he dropped a couple laughbombs, had a DJ on him and
his Sat Lunatics. Does he stillhave the band aid under the eye?
Hey, here's the story, right, Apparently. I think one of the
I don't know, it says SaintLunatics is his band. There's guys he
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sat. Look, there was justone, so I think he was just
the one Saint Lunatic they brought.I think the band aid had something to
do with him going to jail.I don't know. It was told the
story I was picking up. Therewas an honor. He was honoring the
guy with the banding no band aidlast night. Yeah, Yeah, that
guy was out of his mind.Man, that really jacked it. I
think he got Janet coming out here. I'm like, oh my god,
yeah, and that's a show,like I think I would want to go
see because she has hits, Butif she's not doing her hits or she's
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doing like a like A like atechno version of her heads. I don't
want to hear that. Let's putyour headphones on, dude, I'll play
Janet Jackson music. Put it upat twelve. That's pretty much what you
got. She had some bangers backin the day. Man did look we
we get back and Scottie News allright, I guess, let me guess
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the Eagles, Yeah, I guessI got to talk about them. The
Eagles have extended their residency at theSphere in Las Vegas. We're going you
and if if you hated me,the worst thing you could possibly do to
me is buy me a pair oftickets to see the Eagles at the Sphere
in Las Vega. Here we go. You know, because you hate gambling,
you hate Vegas, and you hatethe Eagles. I hate heat,
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Yeah, I hate the Eagles.I hate anything that's round. You could
just die. You hate spears.So the Eagles, you know, I
guess people like them. I don't. Tickets go on sale July twelfth for
these I guess new shows. Theyannounced the initial series of eight Sphere shows.
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Now it's up to sixteen, soyou got September twentieth, September twenty
first, Stember twenty seventh, twentyeighth, October eleventh, tuk Ober twelfth,
Goober eighteenth, Tucober nineteen. Whythey picked the Eagles to do it,
Like it's such a cool thing,Like where's your majors? They can
sell tickets. They ken November first, second, yeah, eighth, ninth,
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and December sixth, Oh yeah,dude, Look as much as the
December seventh, thirteenth, and fourteenththrough they're gonna be at the Spirit in
Vegas. Look, I mean Idon't like them, but I can't take
away the fact that that, yes, they they are a massive touring band.
John five, you know who heis? Ah? He was from
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who's that movie with the robot?Johnny five? Oh short circuit Circuit?
John five was a Marilyn Manson's band. Then he was in rob Zombie band.
He was yeah, yeah, itwas really weird to see him play
guitar. So then now he's inon Motley Crue. He took over for
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mc mars and there's been speculation thathe isn't really playing. You know,
in my mind, I just Ijust picture the group and then the robot
on stage playing go ahead. Johnnyfive is just up there. This chime
it away. So there's been speculationthat he's just playing to some Mick Mars
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tracks and he's not actually playing guitar. He took the Instagram and he addressed
the accusations. He said, Ido this thing where I flipped the pick
around on my neck. He said, tossing his guitar pick in the air
and catching it is to complete theriff in question. He also responded to
claims that his hand isn't even onthe guitar while playing Too Fast for Love.
He's gotta try, man, hesaid, very simple. It's not
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a big thing. A lot ofthings are played with one hand. A
lot of musicians know this, Sonothing to worry about. No backing tracks
for me. That's coming from Johnfive. There's a lot of people who
are bitter that Mick Mars isn't inMotley Crew anymore. But at the end
of the day, Mick Mars hasa disease and it's sad, but he's
got a disease where it's an arthriticdisease where his joints are becoming like cement
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and literally he's turning into like astatuehm out of his band he's got an
issue. No, and they offeredhim twenty five percent. No, no,
no, he was getting twenty fivepercent and they said, look,
if you're not going to be touringand we're not making any music, well
I think they offer him five percent, we'll still kick you back five percent
of the tour and he sued themover that. Well. Ozzy Osbourne has
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canceled his appearance at Mad Monster Party, which runs from July twelfth to July
fourteenth in Phoenix. I think thisis like one of these monster cons,
right, like you know where youcan meet the guy who played Freddy Krueger
and stuff. Yeah, we didbecause him and Jack his son. I
think they do a podcast about likeghosts and stuff or something like that.
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So they said, and this issad man like, just let this guy
live his last couple of years outand relax, right. They said,
he's not able to travel at all. Yeah, that's just okay. Just
look, I don't know how muchmore time this guy's got, but there's
always talk of one more Ozzie show. Guy's done enough, and the guy's
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done enough while being on massive amountsof trucks. Just honor him by keeping
the oz Fest alive. That's all. You don't have to be there's this
oz Fest. You know, it'sa collection band. Even if they brought
back oz Fest and I couldn't eventell you last time they did an oz
Fest, if they brought something likethat back and he even just came out
and waved to the crowd, Ohyou need he put this whole thing together.
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Sharon Skinnard would do that with GaryRossington nearing the end. Gary Rossington
was the last original member of Skinneredand he he couldn't play a whole show,
so they bring him out for thelast like Tusson, Right, you
do that with Ozzy, But Imean, look, if the guy can't
travel, I mean, don't bookhim on these Monster Mad Monster Party festival,
Like come on, It's a lotlike Biden. But yet Biden's running
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the country and pretty much the mostpowerful man in the free world. So
you're saying that Biden and Ozzy arethe same person you could have. I
would love to president Ozzy. Whowould you rather have President Ozzy? Me
too? I think at least he'scool. There you go, some rock
on July Rock Royalty Well Reunite XLMorning Show on one hundred point seven ZXL,
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South Jersey's rock station. Okay,so yesterday I did what I call
a parent white lie sometimes as aparent, you got a lot of your
kids. Yeah, I lied tomy wife. As long as it doesn't
hurt her. I'm thinking, it'sokay, like this was This ain't gonna
hurt anyboddy. But yesterday I'm runningaround like a nut my oldest right,
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she has me babysitting during the summerfor a couple of days a week,
her little guy, who's three.So now I got I'm babysitting a three
year old. I'm running around.My wife and I are going on like
a weekend vacation, so I'm gettingstuff ready for that, and my wife
drops on me. Hey, ourlittle guy who's eleven. He saw the
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commercial there's a new wing place calledWingstop. Yeah, that opened up down
the street from our house. Thesecond time has come up in your home.
Right, everybody's talk Wingstop. I'mlike, okay, okay, so
okay, what about it? Andshe's like, hey, well, while
you're running around like a nutball allday, can you stop at Wingstop.
I told him that if he helpedyou out with some stuff you were doing
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you could, you would get himwings. I'm like, okay, okay,
sure, in my am I runningaround, I will I would now
grab him and I will make astop and grab him wings. So yesterday,
man, I'm running around, I'mlike, okay, I'm gonna run
stop, get the wings. Gethome. I pull in and good for
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them, dude. The line isout the door of this place. Wow,
dude, it's well over an hourweight. Yeah, I've heard of
it. Man, I think they'rea pretty good wing right. It's it's
and I'm like, okay, allright, dude, it's an hour weight.
My little guy's expecting wings. SoI make the decision as a parent
to now create what I call aper rental white lie me and you have
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a bar right down the road fromwingstop that has great wings. Yeah,
right, So I sneak into there. I know it's the it's the middle
of the afternoon. They're not goingto be busy, dude. I sneak
in there. I go to thebar attender. I'm like, I need
wings and a thing of fries.Dude, I'm not kidding. They had
it back here six minutes. Theyhad it right to me. Right.
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So now I just made sure thatit had nothing that said you know the
name of the bar that I gotit from? Sure? Yeah, yeah,
And I and I took him.I took him home. I gave
him to my little guy, andI was like, I want the wingstop
for you, buddy. And dude, he he ate them wings up and
enjoyed them and didn't need to knowthat they weren't wingstop. So has he
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had those wings before? He didn'trealize he was eating the same wings.
He just discovered wings. He wasnever a big wing guy, because it's
as a kid, wings are athing I think you need to discover.
I found that out with Taco Belltoo. Like I I growing up,
my parents ever took me to aTaco Bell. It wasn't until my friends
started going to Taco Bell that Ikind of fell in love with it.
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Samely with wings. You know,wings are a thing when you're a kid.
You know, you always go withthe chicken tenders, right right,
Like, as a kid, you'renot going to tackle a wing. Your
parents are afraid you're gonna choke onthe bone. So dude, he fell
for it, hook line and sac. No, he had wings, and
technically you did stop for wings.I stopped. Wings stop, but God
bless wingstop. Man, dude,they're making money hand over fist in there
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the line out the door. Uh. Now here's where he made a rookie
mistake with wings. And these aregood wing you know the wings I'm talking
about. They also have mozzarella wedgestoo. Don't sleep on those. Don't
sleep on those. Uh so uhsilly ghosts. And he does this move
and it was a rookie mistake whenyou're eating wings. He took the ranch
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sauce right that you know you dipthe wings in. He just took it
and poured it over all the wings. You're missing out on the sauce of
the wings. And I say,dude, yeah, I said, one,
you're gonna get way too. It'salready messy. Wings are already messy.
You're now you're gonna you're gonna messit up even more. And I
said, yeah, not the wayto eat wings. But you know he
tried something new. Uh, youdidn't understand the blue cheese thing. I
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never get. I don't like bluecheese. Don't you don't dip your wings
and blue cheese ran. I wantthe taste. I want to burn.
I want to favor the wings.Yeah, dude, I can hear the
oddball out, dude. That's whatThat's one of my favorite things is dipping
it into the blue cheese and theram that in the celery comes out there.
You want blue cheese and celery.I'm like, no, don't even
bring it out. I'm gonna justgonna throw it in the trash anyway,
honey. So Chicky and Pete theygive you that cheese with the crab fries.
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Okay, dude, I'll dip mywings in that cheese. Now you're
talking, I get the cheese.Pye. Dude. That's a banger right
there. Yeah. My little guy'skind of dabbling in the wings. My
oldest now, man, he's notinto it yet because it's messy. Man.
Some kids don't like the mess Sometimesthey get hot, like they were
with me that he tried the wings, and this is how hot they were.
I was telling you I was eatingwings. I squirted this sauce into
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my eye. Dude. It wasthe most painful thing I should have I
should have I should have answered theblue jees and put the blue cheese in
my eye. Is that how yousolved that problem? One hundred percent?
Hey, I got a pair oftickets def Leopard, Steve Miller and Journey
up in citizens Bank Park. Ifyou want the tickets, dial up right
now. Six zero nine six sevenseven one hundred and seven six zero nine
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six seven seven one hundred seven sixzero nine six seven seven one hundred seven.
We get back. We'll do someheadlines one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station z x Lwater Show. I'll circle back to this
Janet Jackson concert I went to lastnight. Two things I feel like I
realized now I guess I'm getting older. First of all, I don't like
to be stuck in a seat.No, I think I need to move
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around. Told with that, man, this is why I hate. I
hate sitting during a concert. Yep. I hate having to do that shift
thing when you get up to haveto go to the bathroom and grab a
drink, and now everyone's got toget up and you're you're, you're,
you're shuffling across the aisle. Dude. That's why I love these concerts at
citizens Bank Park because you can justyou can just walk around that and Camden
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too many in the lawn seats whereyou can actually move. I tell you.
We went to the Rolling Stones,my daughter and I at the Link
and we found some standing room onlyat the Link too, man, and
it was like it was dead Center. It was awesome. It was a
cool group of people just hanging ona railing and you had the bathrooms and
the bar. Yeah. I can'tdo the sitting next to the people,
and I don't like people. That'swhat I realized that. Okay, so
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last night, man, so I'mI got. I got two people in
front of me, right, bigpeople, and I'm watching now. I'm
now I'm curious on how it mustfeel to be stuck in these seats.
And these seats are extremely small.So I'm watching this big guy, are
the extremely smaller? We've gotten bigger? I don't know, Man, they
look really small. I feel yeah, I think they have shrunk them because
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the move is you shrink them downto get more seats. I'm looking at
a couple in front of and thankGod too. Here's what happened last night
this Jennings Jackson show. People wantto get up dancing. I'm not dancing.
I just want to sit there andjust watch the show. Right,
That's all I'm not getting. ButI'm watching people in front of other people
that get up and they want todance, but the people behind it's an
older show, Jenny. I meanyou're looking at people in their fifties and
sixties. I'm fifty years old.There was people like in their sixties,
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probably seventies going out to the show, so they just want to sit there.
Then you got the young kids andthey're up dancing. So luckily,
the two people in front of memost likely had diabetes. They weren't moving
at all, they were stuck intheir chair. But then I'm watching this
guy in front of me won't getup. He now wants to be the
big guy who wants to just shifthis legs to the side. Now I'm
watching another big broad she's coming.It's like watching two trains go out,
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and it's like, I gotta seehow the magic is going to unfold.
Do you remember we went to theNational League Championship Game Game seven last year,
Me and you, Yeah, andthe guy across the hall right,
and the great Steve Raymond was withus. Do you remember, like three
seats down from us, the guywas so big he couldn't sit down.
Each ash cheek was on a armhandle. He was sitting on top of
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the seat, dude, and itsucks for him, but it also sucks
for the person behind him. Sure, yeah, because now the guy's up
an extra two feet. Now I'llalso put this up there too. The
cell phone has absolutely ruined the consbecause everyone just watches it through the phone.
Bro, I'm watching again this bigcuffy, but I'm going to my
daughter. Like when my daughter wasdoing dance, I've watched her dance recitals
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through someone's iPad right right, Like, I'm not even watching the stage because
you have your iPad in front ofme, and at that time they were
the size of TVs. Now itsucks people Now they won a video Janet
Jackson with the light on. Thelight is doing nothing other than illuminating everything
around you. It's not a spotlighton Janet Jackson where you can see her
and the dancers better. It's not. And I'm watching a woman in front
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of me. She's recording the wholeshow, not five, not ten minutes.
I'm looking at her timer. She'sup to thirty three mil. I
won't know what the exactly. You'renot run a watch, You're not rerun
from what's happening in bootlegging a showfor the Doobie Brothers. You know it's
the Who's gonna watch a thirty fiveminute Janet Jackson vide. The screen is
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cracked, the thing is blurry.There's lasers that they never come out good
and come out you're never what youthink you got. The actual, the
good quality soundtrack that that whole show. You're gonna listen to it, it's
gonna sound brutal. She's thirty threeminutes into. I'm now watching her record
the whole thing. The cell phonejust ruined the entire and then okay,
(27:30):
last one and I listen. Okay, I'm older, I get it.
If you can't smoke cigarettes inside,why are you allow vaping? Dude?
The whole thing, the whole thingsmell like vaping, and half of the
vapes the cigarettes man, and halfof the vapes are popped, and it
just stinks a weed. How aboutthis? No one's smoking weed door Nelly
and the Saint Lunatics. But thenJanet Jackson comes on and everybody's gotta get
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high. The whole thing was asbackwards because I guess there aren't smoking areas,
like if you smoke cigarettes, youwould have to leave the stadium and
you're not allowed. Yeah, don'tallow any smoking or vaping in the arena.
It's a nuisance to the I say, I'm old, it's the nuisance
to the people around you. Youare old. Yeah, that's the problem.
We are now that age where wecan complain about this junk because you
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know what, we understand the thevalue of a dollar. Also, like
you're you're devaluing my ticket by doingthis nonsense. This is the dude.
I'm with you, man. Icannot and and I wave this flag all
the time. I do not wantto go to a concert ever again and
(28:32):
have to sit down. I don'twant to. I don't want to.
I don't want to be stuck withpeople. I hate people. I don't
want to be sitting next to aperson in my arms up against their sweaty
arm. I don't want any ofthem. Another last one, Well,
I'm just ranting the digital ticket.So a show like that where people are
in their fifties and sixties, I'mwatching these poor old people. Listen.
I'm lucky to get in. It'slike luck when I get it to pop
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up. I'm watching an old colp. They have no idea how they're going
to get into They are pretty gooddigital ticket at least Camden. I know,
when you go to a show inCamden, they are pretty good.
They have like a woman who willstand there and like help people out.
Nice okay, and like be likeokay, just give me your phone and
I'll pull them up for you.But yeah, man, it's one of
the biggest complaints we've had COVID broughtin digital tickets, so like, well,
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we email the tickets to you andyou have to then go It's not
it's it's it's multi steps. Imean, you gotta claim the ticket,
then you got to put it ina thing called a wallet, yeah,
the appall then you got to rememberthe passwords for all these things. And
a lot of people don't know whatto do and they just get the email
and they're like okay, I gotthe tickets. But then there's all these
processes afterwards. Yeah crapshoot. Butyeah, yeah we got in last night.
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Yeah, well that's what happens.Man. Jama Jackson's been around for
a while. That means her audienceis old exactly exact. I'm looking at
a seven year old warmer like whyare you around? Like, oh yeah,
you probably dipped Janet when she wasyou were twenty five years old,
when Janet was hot. Yeah,she was like that seventy year old,
was a hot young girl watching adifferent strokes when when the older brother was
dating Janet. I want to putthat whole concert in the time machine,
(30:02):
watching a good Times when Janet wason it. We give it back.
We'll do a thing called trash.Oh love trash, anything thirty or nothing,
(30:22):
anything racket rock or roughing. Yes, love crash. I like this
Broad. She was on a lotof the American horror stories. It's done
a lot of movies and stuff.Emma robs me not to use that word
one of my kids. Broad.I love that word. Me too.
I'm a fan of the word broad. I think it's a compliment. Yeah,
(30:44):
me too. Yeah, I go, I go, I go.
Look at those games on that broad. You want me to go out use
the word bitch. That bitch isawesome. It's terrible. That's when you
shouldn't use in front of the kids. Emma Roberts has been a well known
as an actress over the last coupleof years, and I guess she was
on a podcast and she talked abouthow she likes to focus on just doing
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projects and not fame because she comesfrom a family of famous people. Her
aunt is way her name is EmmaRoberts. Who's her aunt? Jojo Oh,
Robin Roberts, Julia Rouss. Oh, how did I miss Julia ros
She said, watching her as achild, she she was the biggest actress
(31:32):
in the world. She said,I like, I saw what she had
to go through. Her dad isalso famous. Eric Roberts is her dad.
That's Julia roberts half brother. Andso she said, yeah, she
goes, Now I learned that Ijust want to focus on the work and
not the thing. Let's see here, this is You're seeing this more and
more with famous the famous people's kids. It happened with Brad Pitt and Angelina
(31:56):
Joelie. Now what happened to TomCruise Surrey who just graduated from high school?
Right? Tom Cruise is the dad. Katie Holmes is the mom.
She's dropped. Cruise has her lastname, and she goes by Katie Holmes
middle name as her last name.Now, yeah, I don't get that.
Well, I think because dad's notthe picture. I think it's it's
that thing where I think when Angelinaand Joelie and Brad Pitt broke up.
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Brad's like, I'm out right,I think the same name with Tom.
Tom's like, yo, dude,all right, you're not going to join
scientology. You're not going to movestuff with your eyes. I'm out Yeah.
I guess that's taking a dig atDad. You know who's not around.
I guess so. Christina Applegate herdaughter, now, Christina Applegate has
MS. Her daughter has been diagnosedwith It's called POTS postril or the static
(32:45):
tech cardia syndrome cardia syndrome, sowalk in his family. It's a chronic
disorder that affects the autoimmune nervous system. That's got to be something in the
family. Yeah, your mom hasMS, and then you have this disease
which looks a lot like MS.And the girl was only thirteen. Man,
but you almost hope that she getsdiagnosed so early that they can treat
it well. They said she mighthave got it from the set of Married
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with Children? Did you hear that? I don't think that's real. If
I gave you one hundred dollars,Could you name the dog in Married with
Children? Buck? Wait? Wasit Buck? It was buck Well?
Bud was the sun then, yeah, was it Bucker's name Buck? Yeah,
we're positive on that. It's onehundred dollars positive. A fact check
(33:27):
it right now, yeah, factcheck it all right. The hawk Tooey
girl is getting looked at by Hollywoodtalent agencies. Her name is Haley Wench.
There is something about it that drawspeople too her. Man, she's
cute, dude. It's the accent. It's the accent. It's the dog.
Yeah, it was Buck Buck thedog. Hally Welch is her name.
Uh So she's cashing in on herfifteen seconds of fame. So she's
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selling hats that say hock Tooey forfifty bucks. She better trademarket. So
now Hollywood is Interact the in signingwhich she got fired. Man, she
was They found out that's not true. Oh she's a school They don't.
They don't even think she's a stuffa pre school teacher. I trusted me.
That's That's the thing is, somany things came out right after because
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it's been it's only been a weekof this hot two wee girl, and
uh yeah, they came out andsaid that day that didn't happen. Someone's
got to find this girl. I'minterested. I want to know more about
her. Some dude who's ninety diedBill. I hope you move on to
the next three. And that's that'sthe headline. Bill Cobbs, not Bill
Cosby, Bill Cobbs. Uh,he's ninety. He did about two hundred
(34:36):
films and television appearances. He wasin The Bodyguard, that thing you do,
the Hudsucker Proxy and Night at theMuseum. Uh. He died at
ninety. That's what people do whenthey're ninety. And if you know that
they died, I'll tell you what. Man. I get this Mister Beast,
the YouTuber. He's now creating toysfor a company called Moose Toys.
(34:58):
And dude, these kids are buyingup. These kids love mister Beast and
this is kind of cool' Wrapping upwith this. Bill Gates's daughter is now
dating Paul McCartney's granddaughter. Bill gatesdaughter is dating Paul McCartney's granddaughter. Wow.
Yeah, so that's a power couple, I guess. Yeah. A
lot of money, a lot ofmoney. Yeah, you're in the billions.
(35:19):
Then the exls af Tersey's rock stationin our ZXL workforce employee, the
day, good morning. Yeah,buddy, you want if we pick up
the phone, you win. They'restill calling number nine. Oh wait,
I do have something. I dohave a contest. Hold on a second,
let's hear the contest. I lovecontests. Okay, order the tickets
in order to win the tickets.Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
(35:42):
A lot of times. Even ifyou lose the contest, we'll just give
you the tickets. Anyway. Youhave the tickets. Right or wrong answer,
you're gonna win. We've played thisgame before, and I noticed it
the other day at the meeting SteveRaymond our afternoon guy. Here. We
love Steve Raymond. He loves hissneaker. He's a very fancy dresser.
Yes, all right, the otherday the other day, what color were
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Steve Raymond's shoes. Let's see,I'm gonna go with Let's go with white.
No, he's not, No,he's not a white New Balance Now,
dude, he gets these ritzy shoes. Man, you would think he's
a pimp. All right, tryagain, try try again, because everyone
(36:28):
else is hung up. So you'rethe only winner we have, so you
have to win. Try again.Off, let's go with blue. No,
wrong, because he needed the mind. Can I dance? Go again?
Can I can I take a try? Go ahead? Velvet red?
Nobody does own them? He does, he does have them. Yeah,
(36:49):
alright, go yeah, try again, go ahead, now keep going.
Man, come on, are theythe ones boom purple? You must he's
a big Prince fan. Yeah,so I think it's a Yeah, it's
a it's the purple rain shoes.I think they were the Prince line.
Yeah, the Nike Prince Why didwhy did Prince have his own shoes?
(37:14):
Would shoes? Yes? They werepurple man. Yeah, man, he's
got dude. I mean, he'sgot a pair of sneakers for every day
of the week. There's red,there's yellow, seen blue or some green.
The other day they were purple.So you do it. The winter
man. And then the other guyacross the hall he wears crocs. That's
so not cool. Yeah, thatis terrible. That is terrible. It's
awful. Crocks are just dumb.All right, look man, you stay
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on hold. We're gonna get allyour info. Okay, I appreciate it.
Thank you. With my sneakers now, because I'm not I don't know
recently I've been Ah, I'm notwearing socks and I guess my feet stink.
She now puts my sneakers outside onthe porch. They don't really wash
them. I will wash them nowhere's a trick that I swear works.
(38:00):
But she won't allow me to dothis either. If you put them in
the freezer, if it goes forgood reason, if it goes believe below
thirty two, I believe that itkills all the bacteria. Smell. Wants
you to wear sneakers in the house. Why do you think she would let
them in the freezer. She won't. She will not allow Yeah, but
I believe that will take the smellout because the smell, the bacteria,
(38:22):
whatever's causing that smell, doesn't livebelow freezing. Uh. Yeah, I
never wear socks either. Yeah,that is what it is. That it
was always a big thing. Yetodor eaters, the commercials are always run
on TV. I think you're justmasquerading the smell. You're just covering up
the smells like an ass foot.Yeah, I got that. I just
honestly, I just throw them inthe watch like once a week. It
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ends up banging up the shoes prettygood, though. But meanwhile, her
shoes and her purse that she's walkingaround all day can end up on the
island, in the kitchen everywhere.Dude, everyone that's okay. I don't
understand. They said the bottom ofa purse is like the dirtiest thing you
could put up. I hate it. And everyone in my house does that.
They throw that, those those purses, They got nine bags, they
got their kettle of water, andit all goes on the countertop. They
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sound like a cow right that hasthe bell just walking into walking into the
kitchen and they just throw all thestuff down. And I'm like, dude,
that's disgusting. That's been sitting likeon the floor. Do you do
the whole bin full of shoes ordo you actually put them upstairs like on
a rack. I have a horsetrough like a big stainless steel horse troughs
and smell like and uh and andjust just throw it. As soon as
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they walk in through the garage,you just throw the shoes in there.
But no one puts them in there. Everyone just comes into my house and
then just throw It's almost like theyhave a schizophrenic seizure and the shoes fly
off their feet. You can't makeit. And shoes are now like up
like on a couch and one's ona table. You know they the sweater
(39:52):
they're wearing is now thrown. Youknow, it's now on a house plant.
Yeah. The term kick off yourshoes is just a term. You're
not supposed to really just kick offyour shoes because we have a wall that
has smudges on it. Yeah,from where I kick my shoes, I
do not even kidding. I can. I can find out where my children
are by following the trail of clothesfrom when they walk in the door.
Yeah, my wife does it.I thought it was a sexy thing.
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I'll get up, she'd be naked. No, she just drops clothes on
the way upstairs. And then there'sa bigger pile in my bedroom. Like,
let's go. Like Marvin Gay startsplaying, like where'd that music come
from? And it's like when peoplewalk in, because we walk in through
our garage. When people walk infrom the garage, it's like they get
hit by lightning. Yeah, andeverything just flies off their bodies. Look,
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we we get back, we'll knockout some headlines. Cock Station,
the early early AM show, that'swhat they call us. Me and you,
You and I, Me and you. It is you and I that
is the correct. No, it'sI, I and you. No,
you and I, because yeah,you say me and you. I always
thought it was you and you knowyou you always do the other person for
you and I. You and I? Yeah us yeah were they them?
(40:59):
Yo u yo yo. We beatus. So uh, we are getting
closer and closer, and this willbe probably our biggest accomplishment. Has a
morning show. If this happens tonot being allowed in meetings anymore, I
love it, so I love youhate it man? So we uh So,
(41:19):
First of all, everyone knows thatwhen me and you get into a
meeting, it just goes into purechaos. We just start screwing around.
We talk, you know, wetalk under the person who's talking. We
have no respect for anybody and whatthey're doing. And yesterday I think we
uped it to a new level.We were we we have a meeting,
take you behind the curtain a littlebit. Every two weeks we end up
(41:42):
having like a little pow wow withall the people the different radio stations here
where they want to see your face, like, okay, a little pow
wow. And uh and so meand you are coming off the morning show,
we're amped up. It got tothe point yesterday where the person who
is running the meeting puts together likea whole list of things to talk about.
There's a there's a whole syllabus ofof how the meeting's gonna go.
(42:05):
I give her credit, man,she really does put a lot of effort
into the meetings, and we completelythrow it back in her face to the
point where we wanted the meeting toend. So me and you started making
paper planes out of the papers thatshe handed out that she worked on to
to say, Hey, we needto talk about these things in this meeting.
So now me and you are makingpaper planes. Now we're adults.
(42:29):
I'm forty four, you're fifty.Was that disrespectful? I thought about that
because I'm a I'm a ripper upperand a paper smasher, and like,
in the middle of the meeting,I find myself ready just to tear it
up. But where's things we haveto get to on the back. Oh,
I'll get to that. So it'sbad enough that me and you are
now making paper planes and the wholemeeting has been derailed by the way.
(42:50):
It's it's just we we got Idon't even know if we got halfway through
the meeting, and we just derailedit, and I had to get out
of the meeting. And then I'ma fool because I keep making it long.
So now we're throwing the paper planes. So now everything is derailed.
Now you do the thing that isso I mean, like, I don't
think you could go No, no, I won't say what you did.
(43:12):
Some things where I think you wecould definitely be fired. Yeah, but
no, no, no, no, no. This is the thing where
and I looked at her eyes whenyou did it. We make the paper
planes. We're now throwing the paperplanes at each other, and so the
whole meeting we're adults. By theway, By the way, you're real,
that's a real business. Your paperplane sucked, By the way,
(43:34):
that was a terrible paper plane.Mine was like a jetman. I've never
been able to do a good paperplane. That was. That was ridiculous.
Mine was a little clunky. Yeah, you take that thing to the
zoo. So that paper plane lovesthe zoo. So you pick your paper
plane up off the floor. Andthe person who's holding the meeting is still
trying to hold the meaning even thoughme and you are now throwing paper planes,
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and now other people have joined inand they're throwing paper planes. You
walk with your paper plane in frontof the woman who's holding the meeting,
and you throw it right in thetrash. Oh. And I watched this
girl look at you and look downand all that work she had put in
(44:16):
to this syllabus of of of talkingpoints for this meeting. She wasn't even
done yet. And you, atleast at the end of the meeting.
I didn't think about that. Itwasn't over yet. Yeah. Yeah,
and I'm like I started, Icouldn't stop stop laughing. I'm like,
oh, wow, I feel likeit was disrespectful in a business. And
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we're making paper planes and throwing themat each other like we're in third grade.
You know what it is is.I had to leave that meeting early,
so in my mind, Joe's meaningwas over, but everyone else was
still carrying on the meeting. Yeah, we we started going paper You went
paper airplane first, and when thathappened, I was like, wow,
this is going to turn disrespectful becausenow we're just taking the hard work.
And she does, and listen,I give her credit. It's it's a
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well, it's a well put togethermeaning. She has a whole itinerary and
everything else. Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, what you want us
there at a mean yeah, becausewe're just gonna derail now and it's listen,
man, it's I don't know it. To me, I'm like COVID
taught us we could just do thison the phone, but she likes to
see everybody. But that's what youget, you know, you go to
the band, send us the bulletpoints to how the meaning went an email.
Yeah, I just like to turnit over, like like here's the
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paper here right, here's like awhole big thing and on the back,
So like two minutes in, Ilike to go to the back. I'm
like, well, let's go back, let's go to if you nothing quick
to post. Yeah, let's jumpthrough all this and go to the very
end, right to the end.Yeah. There's a lot of times,
man, well I'll just disconnect andI'll just start thinking about stuff I have
to do that day. Like there'stimes where I'll actually take a pen and
(45:49):
start writing down stuff I have todo on the paper that she printed out.
Yeah, and then sometimes it getsinto like the other morning show and
that doesn't really apply to us,and I'm trying to make you laugh.
Yeah, you know, I'm tryingto make it feel uncomfortable for the other
people down the hall. Yeah,yeah, well I think we did.
Man. I think yesterday was wetook it to a new, a new
level. I think I said somethinghorrific to the guy across the hall's kid,
you did, I mean there wasa child, There was a child
(46:10):
there, And yeah, we saidsome some things. Yeah, I thought
about at least they're good people,like they have a good time too,
like you know, yeah, everyonewas a good sport about it. But
I mean we're the children, werethey We're the children that you can't take.
You can't take us anywhere. Whywould you want us? And that's
the problem, And that's the thingis. But it's great for us because
we've made it so bad that Idon't think they want us in meanings anymore.
(46:32):
We do it once a week,every other We do it once every
other week, and that's enough.Like me and you had a ZOOM meeting
a couple of weeks ago and didn'tsay anything. So we're both there and
we both didn't say anything. Andnow they never invite us on Zoom meetings.
Well, I think it went likethis to the client, Hey,
you know those guys, And theclients said, no, we don't know.
(46:53):
At that point, all right,check out, I'm cool. And
I just sat there in silence.Here we are two minutes in. I'm
all good dude, I'm forty four, you're fifty. What child's with children?
We are children. Look we comeback. What do a thing called?
You think you have a bed?You think you've got in bed.
(47:17):
It's kind of a rough term.Raw dogging. Raw dogging now is an
airplane thing, an airplane flight.You raw dog? This is a TikTok
thing. It went viral this pastMay when a man posted about going bareback
on a seven hour flight. Whatdoes raw dogging or going bare back on
(47:37):
a flight mean? Take your shoesoff. It means that someone turns their
personal in flight video screen on tothe flight map and using that as your
only form of entertainment during the trip. The man called it a form of
meditation, and it says it allowshim just to think. I call it
the nineties when you just had amagazine. Yeah, what's it? We
(48:00):
take I mean, we take forgranted the fact that we can get on
a plane now and look, itkind of sucks flying you're you're all jammed
in there, but you have thislittle phone where you can watch TV.
Right, Like, dude, Iremember going to Florida in like ninety right,
dude. I remember for a monthbeforehand, I'm making a mixtape yep,
(48:22):
so I could put it in mywalkman to listen to for the flight
down the Disney One. Remember howcool sky Mall was? Had what in
that magazine? Whatever was left inthat that front pouch was what you were
reading. Now we're shocked that there'snot an IMAX on the plane. We're
like, what, Yes, there'sno inboard movie. I don't have a
Wi Fi dude, what are youtalking about Wi Fi? No? We
(48:45):
never, We didn't had anything ona plane. I do like that map,
though, because I can watch myselfget close to my destination. Because
I dreadflying. I hate it.In twenty twenty two, Larry Sanders of
Oklahoma was on a fishing trip withhis friend I mean Knighton and ended up
killing him. According to Sanders,they were three sasquatches on the river bank
(49:07):
Bigfoot. The only thing that madesense is that the other guy had summoned
the creatures and planned them to eatLarry Sanders, but he saw big three
feet Okay, so he saw threesasquatches at the bank of the river,
right, not one in his head. The guy he was fishing with,
(49:28):
Jimmy, summoned the beast to eathim. So Sanders took matters in his
own hand and went to survival modeand killed the guy. This this week,
Sanders the life in prison without parole. So and a shocker, no
one were able to find Bigfoot.Yeah, this sounds like a mushroom trip.
Man. Yeah, it sounds likesomething going horribly wrong. H New
(49:52):
York's Ela Adams is a breast advocate, and she'll show you. Adams a
well known, die documented track record. She has a well known, documented
track record of bearing her boobs allover New York City, from Times Square
to the Brooklyn Bridge. The thirtysix year old says, if men can
walk around shirtless without fear of reprisal, so too should women in the name
(50:15):
of gender equality. Adam says she'shaving a bit of fun and challenging the
status quo. I believe it's notillegal in New York City and a lot
of states and a lot of citiesto walk around their breast, right,
Yeah, I think I've seen thatup yeah before, but they're never hot.
(50:36):
Blue hair nose rings. You knowyou're bad ones. Man, Like
I think there's a one city thatdoes like a like a topless bike ride
and they're never hot, right likeSidney Crawford's never out there too. If
you got for a hot girl,you got to earn that. Pam Anderson's
not out there riding a bike topless. Maybe she is, and I just
(50:57):
don't say it. There you go, those people, they have a you
not someone one hundred point seven zXL, South Jersey's rock station z x
L Morning Show. I'm gonna turnthis into a p s A for for
animals and how to treat them inthe heat. Yeah, man, I
uh, I have a friend whosedog died and this is so odd.
I never you never think about this. So they have they have a pool
(51:19):
and the dog jumps in, right, dog loves the pool so its hot
outside. Dogs just loving life.And I guess it's a salt water pool.
Okay, the dog keeps jumping in. We don't realize every time a
dog jumps in, doesn't understand likethe water and swallowing water stuff. It's
a dog, dude, This dogends up dying, like they watch it.
I guess it gets the lethargic isthat it tired, Yeah, tired
(51:40):
whatever. To find out it tookin so much salt water that the dog
died. Man, they couldn't evenbring the dog up. And then I'm
seeing this the salt man. Yeah, I guess, yeah, it could
happen, right, I've seen thistoo, and I hate it. I
hate when you have an ano shapedperson and they have a dog on a
leash and they're riding a bike.Oh yeah, yeah, your lazy asses
(52:01):
on the bike and you're just runningthe hell out of the dog, especially
in the heat, and when you'rewalking a dog on the sea. My
dog used to ride the bike andthen I would walk next to me.
Well that's different now the dog.Now the dog has the upper hand.
Now you're the one. Well atleast you can say, hey, listen,
dog, slow down. You're ridingtoo fat. I saw the other
day with a German. I'm likethat poor dog. If i'm that dog,
(52:22):
I'm gonna biting the hell out ofthat owner. You're gonna run a
dog while you're on a bike,Like, think about it. If you
get tired, the dog gets tired. And then I'm watching them like when
you run a dog on asphalt orwalk a dog on hot asphalt, think
about taking your shoes off and burningyour feet. I started to feel bad
for animals. Man, you reallygotta be careful with the with the hot
asphalt stuff. But well, nowthe trend is and this is why dogs
(52:45):
are fat. They're not getting exercise. People put the dogs in strollers.
It's not what the dog's made todo. It's like, okay, well
the dog's just be getting exercise.So now you're just pushing a dog around
and he's not getting any exercise,which is good for the older. And
now it's like you're pushing you know, you're pushing the weight down the street.
But yeah, yeah with the dog. Yeah, dog's just getting fat
(53:05):
in general. My god. Yeah, man, man, I don't know.
Little booties on the dog's feet too, so they don't get Also,
in the winter, if there's snow, they say the salt is really bad
for a dog's paw. Wow,right, it gets inside the get yeah,
and it can burn them up.Yeah. Like I saw the other
day, I almost wanted to pullover and be like, hey, hey,
(53:27):
fat ass, why don't you getoff the bike, and why don't
you walk with the dog. Andwhen you get tired the dog obviously he's
gonna be tired as well. Putthe dog over your shoulders and ride the
bike. Do you get that etbasket? Growing up, man, I
remember, dude, I'm talking.I was like early twice living at mom
and Dad's house. Guy used torun these dogs all the time. So
he ran through the woods, comesout it's him and one dog he had
too. He's like, he's like, can you help me? I was
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like, well, he's like,I need water here. The dog ends
up like passing out from heat exhaustionin the woods on a trail. We
had to go back there and he'strying to he's trying to pour water in
a dog's mouth. That's a lostcause. Man, it's a big furry
In a while, it's one hundreddegrees and you're running the dogs. You
gotta remember the man, some ofthose dogs mean, you got it.
They got a lot of hair.Having a jacket yes, okay, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, okay, takeyour shoes off. An unhealthy person
out there, take your shoes off, walk on the asphalt and then put
a fur coat on and see whatkind of condition you're in. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, put poor dogs, give us some water. Yeah,
I heard about that dog dying.I was like, might even think about
it? That docks You don't eventhink of because it's so innocent that your
dog's just jumping in the pool,jumping out of the pool, jumping in
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the pool, jumping out of thepool, like it just happens. Happens
all the time. Watch dogs doit all the time. It's like you
gotta put goggles on the dog.You know, Sweet Sweets is wearing like
a scoopa scuba gear. So whatcovers up his nose? You know?
Heyverybody, thanks for calls. Theyalways welcomed on the show. Glad when
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Let's fine. You bring on therin right, I stop, you'll shout
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and stop your side. We'll tobe happy to the where the smiling.
Let's just smile, keep on smiling. I'm smile that rocking out man.
I know you guys are awesome.I love to look at me guys on
my way working R She's like,oh yeah, warming up, Chip,
and I'm like, I'm about youhere. We're rocking. Take Thank you.
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You shot to the best. Howyou doing y'all? Keep me laughing?
Man, you guys are great.Good morning guys. Hilariot it oh
god, is it my radio orare you only broadcasting in Mona? This
is the radio DJ like, ifyou're on it, I listen to this
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