Corey and Patrick in the Morning

Corey and Patrick in the Morning

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Sex Robot: "Tell me what you want." Owner: "A rebate? You were REALLY expensive." Sex Robot: "Where is your rebate located so I can touch it?" Owner: "Uh....oh....my "rebate" - yeah, I didn't realize we were talking "sex code." (SFX: Zipper) Sex Robot: "Sorry, don't see much of anything there." Owner: "Damnit. This time I thought it would be different!"

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AITech has launched its flagship Emma model sex robot equipped with 'full artificial intelligence' and Corey & Patrick break it down for you. That sounded wrong.

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August 20, 2019 9 min

BONUS LENGTH today for The Really Awful Terrible Files! It stretches and just keeps going and going and a lady has a microwave egg explode on her FACE! IN THE FACE!

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August 20, 2019 12 min

The show has never had a kinkajou attack before! What a banner day in Head Up Your Ass Headlines!

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According to a new survey, some of you don't change your underwear for two days or more! And for even a smaller universe - it just gets worse! Here's today's show!

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A new survey has Corey & Patrick asking questions. Half of people don't change underwear daily! And you find out why the thong was invented! BONUS!

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In today's Really Awful Terrible Files a teen's big belly was an unborn twin! Yeah! That's why I'm pudgy! Or maybe it's the burgers. IDK.

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Florida Man is just one assclown in a parade of them in Head Up Your Ass Headlines!

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The Friday Show: no words are sufficient for the indiscriminate attitude, politically incorrect humor, satire, disregard, disresepct, and foul-mouthed, brain-dead antics of Corey and Patrick. Other than that, everything went great!

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August 16, 2019 7 min

Guy gets Metaled to death in Slipknot Moshpit! The more than metal enough death and many more in The Really Awful Terrible Files!

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Well, this will bring a new perspective on a horse's ass! This and much more in The Really Awful Terrible Files!

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Episode 5 of Corey's podcast, “Dopey Songs” - this week including: parodies and novelty songs about transvestites, SPAM, PETA, dead animals, Arabs, King Tut, A.D.D, and Space Aliens including Steve Martin, Monty Python, and many more!

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Yes! That's what some futurists and scientists are saying. Would you allow "them" to implant a chip in YOUR brain so you could drop a quick 20 or more? That plus: the man who went hand to paw with a wolf who was attacking some campers!

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The newest way to fight obesity involves an implant that zaps your brain. How could that go wrong? Corey & Patrick delivering the hottest news you can use!

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1 minute you're jamming, next you're watching a bear run across your head! Head Up Your Ass Headlines!

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August 15, 2019 5 min

A family goes camping and is hunted and attacked by large wolf in The Really Awful Terrible Files!

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Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing to see here: move along. This is what happens when all the protocols break down in middle management and people like THIS are hired to do a morning show. Listen at your own risk!

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Yep, the internet lost its collective mind with these 12 rules a guy put on his girlfriend but things take a turn when Corey gets his own new list of show rules.

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August 14, 2019 5 min

A white trash fight so epic it included supergluing a woman's eyes shut! The Really Awful Terrible Files!

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Mine gets a drop and it's fried. This one even showed the missed calls. Yeah. Head Up Your Ass Headlines!

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