Dieter recaps his birthday. Bam Margera arrested again. Guy wears a strange mask on the news after he was threatened. Priest won't hire a black woman because his dog is racist. Woman sues American Airlines because they locked her emotional support dog in the restroom. Rover doesn't believe that Duji can run three miles. Tanzania governor wants to create a national database for married men in a bid to curb infidelity. Rover drank a lot of champgane over the weekend. Charlie's brother crashed on an electric skateboard.