The Woody Show March 22ND 2024 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, The DUIQ, 69 the News & More!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker is Due to the graphic natureof this program, listener discretion is advised.
The Woody Show. This is theWoody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. A good morning, everybody, Yeah, all right.
Today is March the twenty second,twenty twenty four. Today, Ladies and
gentlemen, is another one of thosethings we call Friday talk about Welcome everybody.

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It is they show on body.That's Ravey, Hello, ge Rave,
there's Greg Gory Menace, Hello,Hello, Hi, Happy Friday,
my friend, Happy Friday. There'sSea Bass. Yeah, Sammy's here.
We got bored, we got Caroline, Morgan's here, Vonna is here and
we've been waiting for you. Theguest of honor you, Happy Friday.

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Andrew w K party hard. That'show we start our Fridays around here,
really at the Woodie Show, marchingorders today. Whatever we can do to
get through the morning and into theweekend as quickly as possible, that's the
direction we're taking. That's what we'regonna do. Of course, Friday favorites
on the schedule for today, includingthe fail Stories, also the duy Q

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That'll be Today's Dumbass Contest give achance to win some prizes. We got
the Sea Bass out there talking thedrunks on the street. See how you
do guessing whether they're going to knowthe answers right or wrong. Also today,
this is something we don't do weekbut it is time today for sixty
nine in the news. Oh nice, canna get real sexy six. Also
Rave's got nerd Out, the letus of the world of nerds, plus

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the birthdays and the porno birthday comingup here in just a few minutes before
the hour's out. Well, Iwe'll have nerd Out and the birthdays here
on the Woody Show. If you'dlike to be a part of any of
it, give us a call eightseven seven forty four Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Orhe can hits up with a text Friday
check in over to the text totwo to nine eighty seven. Just include

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your name, tell us what partof town you're in, what you got
going on this weekend, whatever excitedabout, whatever you want to mention,
or whoever you want to mention.Include all that information over to two two
nine eight seven. So one ofthe stories I meant to get to this
week, this Mississippi cop has pledguilty to forcing a guy who was there

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in jail to lick up his ownurine. What now, It happened back
in December. They got it allon security video and the cop filmed it
on his phone smart. So theguy was in a holding cell where he
kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the cops they wouldn't let him,
so he ended up peeing in thecorner of the cell. And after
that the cops said, quote,well, go suck it up right now,

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And when the guy started gagging,he said, don't spit it out,
that's yours, you know. Sothe guy was repeatedly vomiting into the
trash can. And almost, I'mnot gonna say everybody, almost everybody agrees
that the cops should just let theguy go in the bathroom. But aren't
there potties in the in the cell? I don't know. I've never been

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to the jail, sorry, folks. All we know is what we've seen
in movies and TVA. I mean, I've seen maybe not in the holding
cells. I've seen jail cells inperson. I've never been in one,
Like you know, I've never beenarrested. I think the holding cells.
Do you see that a lot likewatch the bathroom, not necessarily watch these
DUI videos and when they bring themin for like booking and all that stuff
or for holding a lot of thosedo not have It's just multiple people in

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holding cells, right depending. Idon't know, like gen pop. Sometimes
there's like ten people in there exactly. And what if it's like one of
those metal commodes that has like thedrinking fountain on the one side of it,
and then the sink also attached toit, right, it's like that

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all in one, like a threein one commode. Yeah, what if
you're in a holding cell and youhave to poop, because it's more than
it's a com immediate suit, Iwould run headfirst into the bar fast.
In fact, they say that someholding cells are intentionally designed not to have
toilets in case they think the inmatehas heaster or small. Okay, that

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makes sense. I have butt drugs. Yeah, but you can at least
have like a urinal I guess,you know, because it can't. Really
nothing's going to flush down those things, although people try here at the radio
station, I think all kinds ofpeople. There's at least one person who
spits their gum in there. Almostevery day animal. And the thing is
it's got one of those uh likemesh, yeah, what is it called?

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Urnal cake thing like over yeah,like over the whole thing. So
it's like it's not there's nowhere forit to go. Why would you spit
gum into the urinal And it's notlike they Oh man, I'm just in
the habit of spitting into the toiletand I did it by mistake. It's
all the time. Who do youthink cleans that out? Some other person
who's gum that doesn't belong to Weknow those peop Yeah they work here,

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Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Igot some other weird crime news. Weird
crime starting with police in Alabama.They were called about a guy in a
super sweet Toyota RAB four who wascontinuously ramming an electronic sign. There's video
of this too, So the officerrolls up, sat there and watched him
as he would ram into it,back up, wait a second, and

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then ram into it again again,all on dashcan video. He eventually pushed
the sign off the road, gotthe RAB four stuck, and that's when
they were able to get him underarrest. Now the sign, by the
way, read zero tolerance drugs andalcohol. That's why I hated it.
I hated it. The sign,by the way, a total loss approximate
value about twenty thousand dollars. Now, what's surprising is that, according to

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the arrest report, no drugs oralcohol were involved. All Right, I
wonder why the car hit it overand over and over. Well, because
he probably wasn't sure if the guywas going to like, you know,
back into him or so he kindof stayed in the car. Yeah.
Right, there was another car atthe intersection. It was like a t
intersection, and so the the electronicsigns at the end of it, like
at the at the you know wherethe where the two the tea comes together,

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and there's another car waiting at thelight on the right, and just
kind of like, what the hell'sgoing on here? This wrap ford just
ramming this sign so dumb. Severalcharges for that person and some other weird
crime news. Weird crime police inColorado they arrested a guy who was working
at a grocery store and getting friskywith the produce. And the only reason

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they knew about that was because theyarrested him after he was seen masturbating outside
numerous coffee shops and businesses, andso when they arrested him for that,
that led to them searching his homeand that's where they found the video evidence
that he had taken of his grocerystore activities, you know, save it
for the future. But the guys, we shouldn't. We shouldn't judge frisky.

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Do we know frisky? How ishe front siding or backsiding? He
was? I think backsiding is themore obvious choice. But he watermelon if
he took along like something he washe was he was watering, you know,
like the the stuff he was Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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he was trying to impregnate front siding. Front front sid front side, front
side. Yeah. He loves vegetables, he does, he loves So we
get hold of him for an interview. Some other weird crime, police in
North Carolina caught two people stealing justunder six hundred venus fly traps from a

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nature conservatory Great Vinas. Fly trapsclose to being bugs, aren't they are
they? Yeah? Yeah, right, like prank menaces, they kind of
do. They're gross. How youhad one as a kid and it's cool.
I thought it was kind of neatjust to touch it with like a
pencil or something. Exactly. Uhso they were planning on selling them in
the black market. Now, howmuch could those possibly go for? But

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yeah, Greg had one as akid, twenty Really, I say,
no idea. It must be likethey were well, they got six hundred
of them. I'd say they werehit with felony charges. But you get
six hundred of anything, that'll addup to a certain amount of money for
sure between ten and twenty Okay.According to the article, venus fly traps
are native to southeastern North Carolina.Who knew? Who knew? And apparently

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this is a time when people tryto take them because they're flowering around now
and that makes them easier spot inthe wild. Weird crime is what it
is, right, weird crime andweird involving a weird plant. And uh
here I'll give you one more story, a wild story about this guy in
the UK who drank and then dida bunch of cocaine in marijuana and then

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decided that he was going to hopinto his super sweet BMW one twenty five
and teach bad drivers a lesson.Yeah. Right, He went out onto
the freeway and started deliberately crashing intocars, but not just anyone bad drivers
That he thought were driving recklessly.Okay, he's really helping out. He

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told the police that he was actingas quote an enforcer of good driving and
that he was sick of people quotetailgating, lane hogging and driving slow.
And we all know how to fixthat. You drive like a lunatic,
speeds up to one hundred and thirtymiles an hour, and he was just
crashing into nine cars. He crashedinto the whole rampage lasted for about thirty

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minutes before they finally got him underarrest. Several people hospitalized, nobody died.
But yeah, I have had thatfantasy though, but more not with
you know, slow people, well, with the fast, fast and furious
types in and out every lane attwenty five miles an hour faster, and
I think, well, once Iget my cyber trunk, which can go
one hundred and bizillion miles, yes, I'm just gonna it's twice as heavy

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as anything. May not a stainlesssteel bulletproof okay, And I could show
these fast, but then what doyou show them? What? Uh,
you know, crash into them likethis guy. Oh gosh, the dexter
of the road exactly. Yeah.Okay, by the way, can I
put out a public service announcement toanybody who is merging onto a highway,
freeway, parkway, turnpip, whateveryou want to call it. Okay,

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and there's a from the on ramp, there is a whole lane that goes
for about a quarter mile or sofor you to then merge in. When
you get to the end of theon ramp, you don't come to a
complete stop. You use that goddamnlane that's in front of you to accelerate
with your blinker on so that youcan merge into the lane to your left.

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This does stoppen. People are soterrible iring. I've seen that multiple
times this week. I see itall the time, but it's been multiple
times this week. I'm like,what do you doing. Everybody's laying on
the horn, slamming on the brakesbecause they're like, they're not anticipating that
because there is a merge lane.Everybody else is going out here merging.
Yeah. That only happened to meone time, and it was I was
in the passenger seat the first daythat my friend got his learner's permit,

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and I've never been because I've neverdriven with anyone who's that much of a
bad driver since but like what hesays, they're out They are out there,
They're out there. Yeah, likewhat do you why are you stopping?
You're stop? Come on, haveyou seen that too? When people
are making a right hand turn theybasically come to completely stop, like the

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light. Why are you stopping?Annoying? Chill? Yeah, all right?
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It is March the twenty second,twenty twenty four. Welcome to Let's get
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Of course, your chance to wina prize there and we're ready to go
with the Friday Failed stories. Right, ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls,

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it's time once again for the Fridayfail story. All these people fucked.
They had the portrayed plan, theplan that can never go wrong,
But then somewhere along the line itwent to being a great idea to one
big stink in megaber ultrack. Wow, menace, I didn't see your mouth

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move at all. Yeah, wekicked him out of the song, but
I thought you came back into theNo, we haven't had No, we
haven't had an official back in.We haven't had we have not extended that
invite. Okay, back in theday, I used to saying by myself,
which which we should throw in onoccasion? Yeah, then you guys

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took over it and kicked me outanyway, I mean, am I officially
back in? I don't know ifyou want I would like him trying to
hack me? You know, Ivote yes. You were on probation long
enough. You've been a good point. Yeah years, it's only been five
years. You take your ankle monitoroff? All right? All right?
Uh Friday fails. And this storyhas been popping up all over the place
this week. A real estate agentin Australia was getting ready for a client's

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place to have an open house,nice four bedroom place right on the beach,
and she was tidying up. Sheknows there were some sheets that had
been left outside on the deck todry, okay, so she took them
into one of the downstairs rooms,turned the light on, threw the sheets
onto a shelf, and then justleft. About twenty minutes later, that
light caused the bedding to heat upand catch fire. The fire grew,

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it spread, and when it wasall said and done, the entire house
was destroyed. Total loss. Jesus, it's over a two point five million
dollar home or something like that,so the real estate agent on the hook
for all of it. Oh,no sale, that sucks. That's going
to cut into her commission. Ohmy god. And now it used to

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be when someone died, either wentto the funeral or you didn't. There
were no other options. But now, of course there's a lot of churches
and funeral homes they offer like azoom stream where you know, people who
can't make it in person, theycan watch it live. While this chick,
she was one of those people.She could make it, so she
logged onto the zoom. She wasgoing to keep an eye on it while
she got ready. So she setup her computer, didn't realize the camera

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was on, and she hops intothe shower and the funeral zoom going,
and there was a screen set upat the funeral, so people in the
church saw what was going on.I got a screenshot here. But the
one person on that was talking aboutthis on the article here says that she
didn't just shower, she also shaved. And I tell you what, I

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bet the body in the casket wasn'tthe only person who was stiff. Because
this chick like a she's like afitness instructor, smoke show and yeah,
so you can see on the onthe right. It's very but you could
see it, but it's pretty close. I mean it is like people would
pay for something like that. Yeah. And and she didn't even know that

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it happened until she showed up tothe gathering after the funeral. So she
went to the wake after. Yeah, and everyone's like, you're all clean,
way happy, you're here. Wegotta tell you something. Yeah.
Wow, So hers like the nextfuneral life. Well, I guess after

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she kills herself, I guess,you know, so super hot there,
it's time to launch the only fans. Yeah, yeah, you know you
might as well as well. Youwould hope for better judgment from the people
who are educating our kids. Andit's wild to me that even after all
the stories that we have seen overthe years about this kind of thing,
it just makes so many bad decisionsthat anyone still says, yeah, you

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know what, this is a goodidea. It's going to end well for
me. Okay. Officials from aschool in Somerset County, Pennsylvania. They
are apologizing after fifth graders received ahomework assignment where they had to pretend to
be white slave masters. And hereis one of the parents of these students,
explaining the details of the assignments.We got an assignment in our daughter's

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school work folder. It was titledAuctions Winnings to the Highest Bidder, and
it was an assignment wherein the fifthgraders were supposed to portray slave masters and
identify, you know what qualifications theywanted in their slaves. Oh wow,
fantastic idea. Yeah wow, it'sa really good idea, lightning you.

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If you're so obsessed with that,you're so dumb to the school district.
Yeah, the school district apparently didn'tlike people complained, didn't do anything until
it hit social media and start blowingup. Of course, the superintendent released
the statement saying that the assignment wasintended to help students comprehend slavery, but
admits that a different approach should havebeen taken. Yeah. Yeah, I
think it's important to learn about history. Sure, but okay, I don't

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qualities would you like in your slave? You know how we understood stuff about
save slavery in my school is likethey just showed us like brutal things that
happened to slaves. I just neverwatched the roots. No, you didn't
do that. But the roots itpretty graphic. Yeah, I don't remember
any kind of graphicness. It wasbrutal police in Connecticut searching for two suspects

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who broke into a home and attemptedto steal a cat. Oh no,
apparently the two armed intruders. Theybroke in through a sliding glass door at
the back of the house. Oncethey were inside, they pulled the guns
on the homeowner and demanded that theyhand over their quote expensive cat. The
suspects searched the house for the catfor a few minutes, but then the
homeowner started fighting back and the badguys eventually took off at a super sweet

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blue BMW because it was taking toolong to find a stupid cat. It's
a cat. Detectives found the car, suspects still missing, and they do
not know what kind of breed.They didn't say in this thing. The
cat bridge. Yeah, I don'tknow what makes it so so valuable,
but yeah, no cat for youdo a cat. And finally, my

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favorite story of the week. Itwas a Delta flight out of Salt Lake
City that had to go back tothe gate after the flight attendants figured out
that this guy on board had scammedhis way onto the plane. Oh yeah,
I've seen this guy by using aphoto of another passenger's boarding pass.
He was taking a bunch of pictures. Yeah, finally got one of like

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kid, I think, well,yeah, it was this girl who was
traveling on accompany, right, andso yeah, they have her kind of
parked by the gate getting ready toboard, and he's like the airport's security
footage shows the guy. He's inthe boarding area and he snapping a bunch
of pictures on the phone and thenhe zoomed in on the bar code and
that's how he got on board becausehe you walk up, he just hold
your phone and makes the scanner thingand that's it. And then at that

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point he spent an inordinate amount oftime quote unquote in the bathroom while the
other passengers got on board that seatdthe passenger whose ticket he tried to get
on board with, was told,Hey, somehow this is already scanned.
You're already on the plane, andso they're trying to figure out what was
going on. So it's like,wait a damn minute. But when they
went to go see who was inthat seat, nobody was there. On

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Accona, he was hiding out inthe bathroom until everybody was on board.
But then he finally came out andthe flight attendants they confronted him, asked
where his seat was. He pointedto a general area, and that's when
they knew that he was up tono good. So the plane returns to
the gate. It was starting totaxi. That's where the cops were waiting,
and they arrested him and took himto fail jail. Did you hear

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him talking about it? He wasflying stand on a buddy pass on a
different on Southwest, I think itwas so I was like, I was
just trying to get home. Ohwow. So a friend, a friend
who works for Southwest gave him abuddy pass to fly for free on South
Well he does, okay, butit's stand by which which when you do
that, you're supposed to dress nice. I mean, there's all kinds of

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rules. I flew on a buddypass one time, and it was like,
you can't make that person look bad, correct, So any employee who
flies, you got to follow thesame rules that they do when they fly,
which is a certain dress code.Obviously, a certain behavior is expected,
and you're not supposed to ask forfood or drink. I mean,
because you could screw your friend,your family member who gave you the buddy
pass. So anyway, this guywho were just talking about, he had

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this buddy pass and you're on standby. You gotta have an open seat.
So he got bumped from two flightsand then he lost He's like, I
just need to get home, andso that's when he went over to this
then so then then he went overto the delta gates and did this You
need to get home, well,book a flight back a flight. Yeah,

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stop being such a cheap nippler,right, you know it's like because
now you're in real trouble and youprobably lost a friend. Yeah that too,
assuming the friend still has their jobtoo terrible. Now is this high
profile? They might use this personas an example? Is Yeah, what
happens when you mess around with thesebuddy passes and get into your dumb friends?

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Q coming up. That's our FridayMorning dumb Ass Contest. Just a little
follow up we were talking about inthe failed Stories, the teacher who had
that homework assignment. Right, let'spretend that you guys are slave masters every
Well, well, there's another teacherin the news, this one in Michigan.
She says that she was fired becauseof her side gig. Not only

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fans, you guys, this hasa budding rap career. Oh yeah,
fired over. Her name is DominiqueBrown aka Dripping Honey. That's going yeah,
I heard lyrics are probably not andsuitable for children. Here she is
on the local news talking about whyshe ended up getting fired from her teaching
job. Nobody even knew I wasa rapper until the parent kept continuously complaining

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most baby going crazy like the eightysmoke. The first meeting that I had
was like the principal d D andthey had told me that the parent wished
to say anonymous and she felt asif she didn't like my rap career and
that I was a bad influence onthe kids because I raped. My mind
in my heart was held two things. I'm just I couldn't see myself giving
up my other passion just because somebodydidn't like it. They say, you
race all your content. That wasautomatic, race all your content. I'm

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just like, respectfully, I can'tdo that. I'm like, hell no,
respectfully. Yeah, yeah no,this rap is not hearing this.
I'm not gonna quit rapping because someparent is a hater. Yeah, just
because there's a paycheck attached to thisother thing that I've got as opposed to
my rap career. Was he talkingabout? Did you not hear that rap?
It's really good, dripping honey.If you want to give her some

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some support, m Dominique Brown drippinghoney there in Michigan. When she becomes
the next like, uh, youknow, you could say on the floor
on the Woody Show. I knowwe make fun, but I mean,
Woodie, you're telling me that ifsomebody you found out somebody was hating on
you for something that you wanted todo, you were gonna just delete all

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your content. It depends on thesituation. If I really needed the job,
I think, I like if theother words, if he raps not
bringing in any money, and thisis what she does, you know,
I would assume would be difficult toget another teaching job if you've been fired
from one teaching job. I don'tknow. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's
super easy. I have no idea, but that's the equation. I to

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see you, a younger gentleman,what you would push back and say,
I'm not going to delete that,but knowing that I can get another one
of the same job that you knowwhat I mean. It's it's it's a
it's an income thing. I don'tthink her rap career is bringing any money.
I'm trying to find the lyrics toher song d writing. Yeah,

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I don't care, Like I wouldn'tbe a parent complaining about her. I
don't care about that. I knowshe's in the class. Yeah, maybe
she's working out lyrics in front ofthe class. We're doing poetry today,
guys while some kids. So it'snot just the adults, it's kids who

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are in trouble. A bank wasrobbed in Texas. Three guys ages eleven,
twelve, and sixteen. Okay,they walked into the bank, they
handed the teller a threatening note.They were giving some money, and then
they bolted. They ran off.You know, kid stuff, robin backs,
it's fun to do bad stuff.They didn't pull a weapon during the
robbery. The police say that theywere armed because they took a gun off
of one of the kids as theywere arresting them. And so they're looking

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at probation or juvie. Yeah,yeah, harsh, Yeah, I mean
I think the sixteen year old,you know, it shouldn't be probation juvi
fine, right, but uh eleventwelve, but yeah, you're eleven and
twelve years old. Probation is nota punishment for anybody. No, Hey,
here's an X amount of time.Don't get in trouble during this time,

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right usually when you're a kid.Where are you going? We got
the duiq coming up next. Ifyou want to play, I give us
a call. Eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding, you can win a prize
just by guessing if a drunk personis going to know the answer to some
trivia questions. So seven having fortyfour, what he is the number?
Speaking of smarts or not smarts.Research shows that people with higher intelligence are

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more likely to use drugs for years. The link is particularly strong for women.
But they say at the same time, intelligent people were more likely to
be picked on in childhood, andso they also tend to be more open
to trying drugs to deal with thattrauma. So maybe that's where it started,
because you know, they picked onfor being a dork. Yeah,
you know, and so Carolin guys, yeah a little bit open minded to

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some of this other stuff. Souh yeah, so maybe that's you know,
from picked on to heroin. Right, yeah, So being smart is
a gateway gateway to drugs. Soweird because so many dumb people do drugs,
I know, right yeah. Imean one of the smartest guys at
my school, like certified genius.He was like a hardcore stoner, but

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like certified genius at your school,get it, I get it. Honestly,
Like any any like question and likeany subject, this guy could answer
it. That's pretty cool. Iknow plenty of smart people who've done drugs
too. The uh the spelling beewas one at Menice School with the word

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It's Partywwoody dot com. In thatlast commercial break, we just heard this
commercial about a dental implant service,right, and it reminded us of that
time that Menace took a bunch ofclips from Greg from the show this was
so long ago and called a dentistand this was actually the birth of Yeah,

(31:49):
yeah, here we go, Roger. This is I may help you
so expensive, it's not even funny. What's too extensive? They basically like
squeeze your cheeks and they call thattissue analysis. I'm sorry, who are
you trying to speak to. Ihave a dental implant, which looks really

(32:09):
cool on the X rayse okay,and my dog just had an absess in
his head and it swelled up tothe size of a grapefruit. Just glad
it didn't happen to me, becauseif it did, it wouldn't be funny.
Hold on one second, Yeah,who are you holding for? I
have a dental implant? Okay,what do you? What can I help

(32:30):
you with? The average person inthe US spent five hundred and forty two
bucks, which sounds really low tome. Okay, you need one closed
your ear drums to me. Ihave a dental implant. Oh okay,
so you you had it done elsewhere? Yeah, okay, then you want
to make an appointment and come inand let him look at it if you

(32:50):
have any problems with it. Yeah, you said you already have it done,
right right. You have an implantand you want it removed? Exactly
why do you on it removed?We're taking the whole staff to Cancun plus
on a cruise. They've got gambling. Okay. The just suggest is that
if you're having problems with it,to come in and let the dog look
at it and decide what needs tobe done. That's weird because they got

(33:13):
to pull the tooth put it inthe post let that heal bastards. That's
old school. That must have beenlike two thousand and seven seven or eight
eight thousand and eight. That's oldschool man, old school really show stuff.
Yeah, that's all yeah, eightseven seven forty four. What if
you want to call in, ifyou want to play the d U I

(33:34):
Q. Let's see. I gotsome stuff here. On smells hygiene,
the average man uses three hygiene products. Do you odorant? Yep? Control
the body odor, right, yeah, But seventy two percent of men said
they're anxious about how their body smellson any given day to fifty two percent
worry that they've got stank bo andthe just aren't aware of it, and

(33:57):
some other things that men say theydo to limit BO, taking additional showers,
changing clothes, end quote, limitingphysical activity, now that's exercise.
I don't want to say I don'twant to smell. Yeah, Now you
can forget colone and perfume because thisother survey found that seventy four percent of
single people admit to being sexually attractedto a weird smell, including a lot

(34:22):
of body odors. The most popularone is a partner's feet rayby gross,
which is a turn on for twothirds of people, so many freaks,
specifically sixty eight percent they couldn't justput like one more percentage body odor like
underarm sweat that's attracted to fifty ninepercent of people. Thirty nine percent actually

(34:43):
like their partner's morning breath. Oh, which really did you see that thing
that they were just talking about thisweek? Ninety two percent of people think
that their you know, oral careroutine. First of all, oral you
know, is important. But aquarter of those people that they pulled confess
that they are embarrassed by the conditionof their oral health. And there's so

(35:06):
many people that quote, forget tobrush their teeth five times a week,
five times, yeah, five timesa week. They don't forget, they
just don't do it. That's onaverage people at minimum. That's so foul.
Oh is that nasty? Yeah?Somebody even says they'd be willing to

(35:30):
look into a friend or relative's mouth, you know, if they need to
help them out, but this isthe gross part. Or even lend them
their toothbrush if they needed it.Sorry, fellas not happening, not happening,
I need it, give it tome. It was a relative,
husband or wife, maybe my mom, And that's not one of us in

(35:54):
the room. No, I can'timagine like my dad's breath smells like my
poor stepmom because he's a smoker anddrinks coffee, cigarette round no or gum.
Maybe she's just used to it thattheir breath A Greg Vapor's breath is
sexually attractive to thirty seven percent ofNoise Yeah. Twenty six percent confessed being

(36:19):
aroused by the scent of dirty underwear, Oh freaks, and eighteen percent say
they're actually turned on by the smellof their partner's farts. Oh god,
no way, come on, noway. Is there anything that doesn't turn
you on feet fart? What thehell wrong with people? I hope those

(36:42):
people are finding each other. Greatblood of gentle it may help you,
so expensive, it's not even funny. What's too extensive? They basically like,
squeeze your cheeks and they call thattissue analysis. I'm sorry, who
are you trying to speak to?I have a dental implant, which looks

(37:04):
really cool on the X phrase it'scool screwing my jaw. Yeah, it's
pretty rad. Yeah, yeah,yeah, all right, were playing with
the d u i Q Next,give me the Woodie Show. All right,
it is time for today's dumb assContest. Everybody phones open eight seven

(37:29):
seven, Woodie, it is timeto play the Duq noise. Yes,
indeed, see mass it's playing theway the game works. Everybody, please,
I find someone who's dicing drunk andask them just the easiest trivia questions
and the game is played then bylistening to those questions, listening to the
guy okay, and then you guesswhether they get the answer correct. You

(37:52):
don't have to get the answer.You guess whether they get the answer the
drunk person. That's right. Andif you get that, if you get
that guest correct two times out ofthree, you win, all right,
eight seven seven forty four Woodie,Samy, I'm gonna let you pick you
see the phones over there. Let'sgo with Santos nine one. Hey,
good morning Santos, Good morning,Good morning with the show. All right,

(38:13):
So we're gonna play the d yQ again. Happy Friday to you,
sir. All right. So youjust got to get two out of
three right in order to win aprize today. And before we get to
the questions at count Sea, Basshas a little clip here that we're going
to use to get a better ideaof just how with it or not with
it? Are our drunk friend ishere, and who do we have sea
bass? This is JAT. Heand his boys are all in town drinking

(38:34):
and tell us about that and ifhe has any options for hooking up?
All right, you're out partying?What for tonight? Because we are here
all the way across the world fromDallas, Texas, like three four hours
on southwest, only half the countryon southwest? Yeah? Yeah, So
what are you even drinking tonight?Vodka? What haven't we been drinking?

(38:57):
That's the question? Vodka? Buthave all that in Dallas? Sex is
Jesus? Used? Is any ofthese people? You're a boyfriend here?
Now you know? So? Wellwhat about me? I'm married and my
husband's at the hotel. He's tired. It's like I'm available, all right,
So Santo's that is our friend JT. And we got some questions here.

(39:20):
We'll ask Menace and Sammy just forfun. Their stone called sober.
But those answers don't count towards youwinning a prize or not. We have
question number one for the d Ui Q. Earth is what number planet
from the sun? All right?Earth is what number planet from the sun?
Will they know it? I'm gonnasay no for JT. Just because

(39:45):
that's always my first guest. I'mkind of on the fence with this one
because I mean, it's mega easy, but I'm always gonna go in default
to know, at least for thefirst question on the drunk But for Menace.
Uh uh. He just raised hiseyebrows. I mean that's not fair.
All right, I'm gonna say yesfor Menace and yes for Sammy.

(40:07):
I'm gonna sweep it for yes.You're gonna sweep it for yes. Yeah,
great, Cory, I'm teetering betweensweep it for yes or no.
That's not true. Yeah, I'mgonna say no no for j T,
and then I'm gonna double yes inhere. All right, So Greg and
I are in agreement there Menace andSammy. What do you think Do you
think that j T gets it?Yes no for Menace and then Sammy thinks

(40:31):
that he will. What do youthink Santo's yes or no? Will j
T get the answer right off thetop of my head? As a triple
no? All right? Triple no? All right, all right, triple
no. Let's see question number onefor the d U i Q Earth is
what number planet from the sun?Menace third third, Sammy third, Yes,

(40:52):
third Third Rock from the Sun wasa yeah, right, that was
a good show back in the day. That, Yeah, I wonder if
that would still hold up. Idon't know, test on these is the
last time you mentioned Third Rock fromthe Sun in any kind of context whatsoever.
Yeah, but I wasn't like aI didn't watch that show the way

(41:13):
I watched like Seinfelder, you know, one of the definitely, yeah,
it was just the time my life. I wasn't really like glued to the
television, not you, but likewhen you hear about it, like,
oh, take that episode of ThirdRock from the Sun, that, yeah,
it hasn't entered the public. Neverever watched Laverne and Shirley, but
I know a lot about that showjust from other people. Tell fair enough.

(41:35):
All right, let's see does jT get the answer? Right?
It's Santos on the board. Heguessed that. No. J T would
not get it. Earth is whatnumber planet from the Sun? Seventh?
Six or seventh? Would you wantto visit any planets besides Earth six or

(41:59):
seven? That guy's that guy's prettyloaded up. He ain't gonna get so
many. Yeah, I knows whatthe seventh flatter for the Sun is.
So you are you were on theboard. You've got a point here for
the d U i Q Uranus urinus. All right. Question number two,
what are the two states in whichyou'd find Kansas City? Okay? Menace?

(42:24):
Yes, j T? No,Sammy? No? Really wait really
yes on both Menace and Sammy?Wait what no on j T. That's
what I'm going with. Same asthe same as question number one. This

(42:45):
one I like to get crazy.At least once I get wild, I'm
gonna triple yes, a triple yes. Think about the intro. What he
was in town? From? Whatcity? Texas? Dallas, Texas,
Dallas, Texas close? All right, I know that's not a hands menace.
I hopefull he's not a right,so Sammy and Menace? Do you
think that j T gets it?Uh no? No, all right,

(43:06):
Santo's what do you think? Yesor no? Uh no? No?
Question number two, d U iQ. What are the two states in
which you'd find Kansas City? Sammy? Kansas and Missouri? Menace, Kansas
and Missouri Missouri. Yeah. Ilike the questioning in her voice? Well

(43:27):
welcome. Yeah. When sea Beststarted talking after, that's what threw me
off, thinking it was wrong forsome reason. No, I figured that.
Originally I thought you wouldn't know,but then I remember that in the
course of our job here, foryou know, things that we do for
some of our other markets, KansasCity being one of them, we covered
a lot of Kansas City news.And did you retain yes, did you

(43:51):
know it before you started working here? Yes? Would you go to get
that right? Yeah, I figuredyou get it because you're over the age
of four. People. We alsoassuming we waited fourth grade when people don't
know about the Missouri part. Wehad the same assumption about ovaries, you
know. Yeah, that's true,man, And like basic percentages and all
fair all kinds of things. Well, Santos said that j T would not

(44:14):
get this one question number two forthe d uy Q, and if he
does butcher it, well, thenhe's gonna be the winner. Santos will
be the winner of the d ui Q today. What are the two
states in which you'd find Kansas City. It's Kansas Kansas City, right,
there's two states are Oklahoma Oklahoma?Oh? Yeah? Yeah, I mean

(44:39):
to start a weekend dude, Yes, by winning the duy Q here on
the Woody Show. Congratulations, myman, Hang on one second, we
will get all your information and weappreciate you listening. Thank you, all
right, thank you guys. Youguys have a great Friday and a great
weekend, you know, you know, all right, So Santos is our

(45:00):
winner. Another really rough, supercessfulalright. Question number three for the u
i Q any English language word ofGermanic origin, sweep it No, I
mean sweep it. No. Yeah, the caveat here is no proper place

(45:28):
names or like person names, propernames. Did that help you out,
guys? Yeah, because you canjust you could throw out some you know,
a city, and what'd you gowith. I'm undecided. I thought
Sammy and Menace would get one,all right, and I'll go no for
Santos, I will I'm gonna sayballistic missile, no, Oppenheim or no.

(45:53):
Do you play it one more time? So you think both of those
guys are gonna write? It's easy? Any English language word of Germanic origin.
They're still running over there, right, Samon. Do you think that
j T is going to get it? No? All right? Menace?
No, no, all right.Question number three for the d u i

(46:14):
Q same any English language word ofGermanic origin. Sammy Stein, that's a
good, guess that's actually I meanlike a beer stein that's actually technically a
name. It would be an actualeducated guess. Right, How was it
wrong? No? No, I'mnot saying I don't think it is menace

(46:35):
right, I put ye incorrect?By the way, it's from the German
word for stone, and yes,nice, how do you spell menace?
Y e? From you? Bythe way, what does he know?
I didn't even understand that. Youdon't understand. You don't understand the question
name any English language word of Germanicorigin. Now I hear, I hear

(46:59):
Germanic like yeah, I didn't understandwhat worre. He was even saying,
do you understand it now? Onlybecause she said stein? Yeah, okay,
So what does it mean? Uh? So you say like brot or
something? Right? Or there?You did you mean like old whatever?
Yeah? I was trying to uselike some old or just his answer to
everything? Correct? It is?Are you serious? Because I thought menace

(47:22):
would get a food? Ye?Yeah, old old English. But that's
not why you said I swear toGod all my life. That's why I
said yee. Because I was like, what's like an old timy word?
And I put ye, I congratulations, he stumbled, No, I knew,

(47:42):
though, I know that Stein isGerman and that it was I mean
like Rumstein, you know origin Germanic. I was thinking, I guess would
have been automobile. Is that German? That hold on a secondbile. Yeah,
that was my only guests. Andpeople don't realize cause we used so
many autubon right, not automobile.Automobile, Well, I guess one,

(48:06):
not the other. It's bon theexpressway. Yeah, you know if auto
is French, like I would havegone with like sour crowd like that.
Yeah, that's what I thought theywere gonna go with, at least like
Octoberfest. He said, it isall right. I question number three,

(48:27):
name any English language word of Germanicorigin, Audi MW companies in language in
itself. So we're gonna leave itthere. Did we sweep? We did?
You guys? Breakfast? Yeah,the breakfast ambecile. He's ourbecile now

(48:55):
and we are into another new hourinsensitive trending for a politically correct world.
It is a Friday morning, guys. You know it's March twenty second,
twenty twenty four. I'm Whatodie,that's Ravy got Greg Gory good morning man,
it's good morning to you. Goodmorning. Woody SeaBASS is here.

(49:15):
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Sure is swell you Surprise coming uplater on in the hour, We're going
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We'll check in with the sixty nineNews desk. Gravey's got the update
with the Nerd Out Report. TheWoody Show presents Nerd Nut with Ravy and

(50:43):
Raybus. What's happening in the worldof nerds today? Well, so many
things have dropped that you could checkout this weekend. We'll start in theater
as you got Ghostbusters Frozen Empire.Critics reviews pretty tipid forty four percent,
but it does have an eighty sixpercent from the audience. Critics consensus is
it's a very nostalgia fuel so thatwill be fun for fans, but it

(51:04):
has a surprisingly serious tone to theplot. So I feel like I wasn't
bombarded by the marketing. Oh yeah, well, because you got to remember
it was this is one of thosemovies. There was a bunch of hype
for it and then it got alldelayed because of the strikes, right,
yeah, right, and they keptpushing it. I saw like a couple
I don't know, popcorn, butI mean you should really be seeing it
like the week of Yeah, andlike I feel like I didn't see it,

(51:25):
and yeah, that's what happens whenyou don't. You know. Do
advertised with the WOODI Show, Ihave a ticket for this indie movie I
want to put on your radar.It's called Late Night with the Devil because
I heard an interview with the star, David Desmalchian, who is one of
those character actors if you would knowhim immediately if you saw him. He's
in Oppenheimer and Man movies, SuicideSquad, Dude, tons of stuff.

(51:49):
So he's the star of Late Nightwith the Devil, which is a movie
about a possession that happens live onthis late night talk show that he hosts
in the seventies. Has a ninetyseven percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes,
who call it delightfully dark and itproves possession horror isn't played out. So
but it was trending on Twitter becauseapparently AI generated three images in this movie

(52:15):
and people are very upset. Nohe speaking of Oppenheimer and one of the
stars, Killiam Murphy, will returnfor the Peaky Blinders movie. It's official
a release date, not announced yet, but they start filming in September and
rip and slip. I do anerd now for that? Did we think
he wasn't going to be back?There was a question whether they were number

(52:35):
one where they're going to do,whether they were going to do the movie,
and then it started hinging upon whetherhe was going to be You can't
do it without Tommy Shelbon. Sowhat he is? A peaky blinder?
It's just what they call it.It's like the name of their thought.
It was the gang, their gangthere brandow syllables put together though the peakylond
is all right, Menace, Yesyou're up, let's talk about it.

(53:00):
Yeah, did you watch Roadhouse onPrime? Heck yeah I did. Stars
Jake Jillen Hall directed by Doug Liman, and Doug Liman has done some legit
movies that I've liked. Huh borAn Identity, Edge of Tomorrow. American
Maid Entertainment Weekly says this is pulpy, bone crunching fun. But what does
Menace think? Jake Jon Hall jackedMega jacked. I enjoyed the movie.

(53:29):
I don't want to spoil the end, please don't. The finishing The finishing
move was kind of lackluster. Ithought it was a very weird way that
they put it together. Okay,on the fighting towards the end, Okay
was it? It was just likeso random and weird, but overall enjoyed
the movie. The audience gave iton Rotten Tomatoes so far. Oh,

(53:51):
Rotten Tomatoes audience scoring. Audience scorewould probably give it around sixty percent.
I give it it like a sevenout of ten. Okay, audience scores
sixty two, you're pretty close sixtysix from It's on Amazon Prime, so
you hate it, turn it off? Yeah? On Netflix. dB Weiss
and David Benioff. They were theshowrunners of Game of Thrones and they're back
with a new show, also basedon a book. It's called Three Body

(54:15):
Problem, and I don't really knowwhat this book is about. All the
trailers make it seem very confusing thatone has a forty six percent from the
audience and a seventy four percent fromcritics. Speaking of Game of Thrones,
you know the sequel show House ofthe Dragon. They put out two season
two trailers yesterday, what Greg asyou know, House of the Dragon is
about the Great Targarian War for theIron Throne. So all the houses separate

(54:39):
into the two sides, so youhave the Greens and the Blacks. So
they put out a trailer from theGreens point of view, and then they
put out a trailer from the Blackspoint of view. Maybe really don't come
to me, George r and Martinwrote it that way. Really, I
am Team Black by the way.Nice Okay, So wondering June sixteenth is

(55:01):
when it comes to HBO. Nowthose were the only trailers we got.
Yesterday we got the first teaser forBeetlejuice. Beetlejuice noise and definitely pushes all
the right nostalgia buttons there. JennaOrtega is the first person you see,
and she's riding her bike across thatred covered bridge. Then she uncovers that
town model that was up in theattic and win Ona riders Lydia Deeds sees

(55:23):
Michael King's Beetlejuice popping up from themiddle of it. Just a little little
teaser to wet your appetites. Ithits theaters on September sixth, and that's
what we got. Woodie. Formore nerds stuff, check out the nerd
nod podcast at the woodieshow dot com. Nerd. I think you very much.
Rabel Wode. This the Woody Show. All right, Well, welcome

(55:52):
back, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, it is the Woody Show. It's
a Friday morning. He don't knowwhat you're weak and plans are, but
all I know is that my wifeis going out to dinner tonight with a
couple of the neighbor ladies. Wow. So I got that piece and quiet
because the kids won't bother me.We're at that age where it's like they

(56:12):
they're in their own world, soI want to hang. Yeah. So
it's like rip, you know.Yeah. And then on Saturday, she's
taking the kids to some like MichaelJackson musical thing really really yeah, So
like rip, Oh my god,dude, so much alone time. That's
great. Yeah. So I'm excited. I hope you guys have whatever plans

(56:35):
that you have that you're excited about. Hit us up of that Friday check
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(56:58):
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Afterward, they answered questions about dailylife aboard the International Space Station. Uh

(57:20):
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(57:45):
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That's more than two and a halfyears. Next on the list,

(58:07):
Taylor Swift. Guess how many weeks. Let's go with sixty That's right,
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sixty nine News is covering what's happeningright now, all right? From the
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(58:30):
Night Shyamalan films starting with the sixthCents, has died. Oh. His
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He began his career as a locationmanager some pretty classic films. You
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(58:53):
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(59:15):
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(59:38):
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(01:01:28):
Police in New York City are searchingfor three suspects who assaulted two people
inside of a home and then theytook off with the house phone. Okay.
According to the report, the suspectsgot into an argument with the sixty
nine year old woman who lived there, and when she threatened to call the
police, one of them punched herin the face and another grabbed her home
phone and then just ran off.That's not really not cool nine and I'll

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how you sixty nine the news everything. Yeah, what a great robbery.
Hall a phone? You got aphone? Awesome? And something tells when
they were young enough, they probablydon't know how to work. It's like
this thing. Yeah, they gotoutside on the sidewalk and tried to use
it. Good job, guys,got a phone? More what he shows
next? Open show? All right, here you go, menace. Yes,

(01:02:22):
you've been waiting for this kind ofthing, all right. A pilot
program rolled out this week, apartnership between door Dash and a company called
Alphabet Wings, which is a dronecompany. Huh. And they're working together
to deliver Wendy's burgers, fries,and Frosty's in thirty minutes or less via

(01:02:43):
drone. Nice. So imagine yourbaconator and you're frost even some chili traveling
at sixty five miles an hour throughthe air. I love it. That's
why I never ordered that sort ofstuff over regular door Dash like Frosty's.
Yeah, just you have no idea, right is it that company wing by
Alpha? It's Alphabet Wings. Accordingto this article. I don't know,
maybe maybe they got it wrong inthe article, but they said it will

(01:03:05):
be gently dropped off in your frontlawn. But for right now, they're
just trying this out with one Wendy'slocation in Virginia, and it's for all
homes within a two point five mileradius of that Wendy's. Customers just need
to have a lawn or other landingpad for the for the drone. But
door Dash does plan to expand theservice to other US cities before the end

(01:03:27):
of this year. You have todo it like non crappy cities, right.
I was gonna say, how manydicks are lying in wait likenes down
and then you see that with thoseYou may have seen these little delivery robots
that are right basically the size oflike two hand grocery baskets on the little
wheels, and there are many videosof those things getting rolled. There was

(01:03:49):
that Instagram. They took it down. It was so good. Was it
Bums and Drones or something like that? Oh yeah, yeah, And it
was hard for them bums to getthat drone knocked out. The guy would
do is he would bombs like undera bridge or whatever, yeah, and
then fly a drone just low enoughwhere it pissed him off, or even
outside like convenience stores and whatever.They start throwing rocks and garbage at it.
Yeah, but then I got totake it down for it was hard

(01:04:09):
to get. I like what theone that he did during the Super Bowl
because he had to get a homelessguy that had a football, and the
guy with the football was able totake the drone out of there. Oh
really yeah, so he can givehima ticket to the game. Well,
he gave him some money for gettingthe drunk. You can only find clips
now because it was taken down forharassment. Oh, I have found clips
like on Instagram. Once Sea Basstold me about it, I was like

(01:04:31):
on a mission to find all theones that I could. Once told you
about it, yeah, oh you'rethe one. Well I remember watching I
watched it with Sea Bass. Ithink they Yeah, but he would like
drop off food and stuff. Yeah, but you can imagine people just waiting
with airsoft guns or something like that. But she had to be at the
right house. It'd be tough foryou. Guys. Know the rules.
Bums are only allowed to annoy you. You are not allowed to annoy the

(01:04:53):
bumps. That's where the line getsdruck. They can only attack. Yeah,
exactly, just stop kissing and snugglingturtles. I think that's ridiculous.
I think that's the band. Yeah, you could have got Salmon Miller's who
Sucks Down? The Woody Show.The Woody Show, And we are into

(01:05:14):
another new hour in sensitivity training fora politically correct world. It's Friday morning.
It's March twenty second, twenty twentyfour. Woody Raby, Greg Gory,
there's menace, Hi Sea Bass.We got Sammy phones are open at
eight seventy seven forty four. WoodHe hit us up with the text over

(01:05:38):
to two two nine eight seven.Our final Disney Cruise question of the day.
Have until midnight to go to thewoodieshow dot com and enter this question
for your chance to win a threehundred dollars Disney gift card and be in
the drawing for this weekends grand prize. The seven night Mediterranean Disney Cruise will
be calling the winner Monday morning.The question today, it's a fill in

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the blank. Candy, cookies,chips, and soda are all considered this
kind of food. People say,oh my god, why did you get
that stuff? You know, that'sall blank food. Uh huh, that's
not good for you. That's blankfood. Candy, cookies, chips,
and soda are all considered this kindof food. What is it between now
midnight? Just go to the woodieshowdot Com enter the correct answer to be

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in today's drawing. We've got somesome kids in the news. This one.
This is cool man, This teenager. His name is James Fiddleson and
he started working this Chick fil Awhen he was sixteen years old. This
is back in twenty seventeen. Andhe noticed some inefficiencies in the business and
he started learning coding to come upwith a solution. And so he partnered

(01:06:48):
up with this other entrepreneur to createthis thing called one Click app, which
offers various features to you know,help out so better shift management, employee
communication. And the app has sincebeen adopted for use by one in five
Chick fil A franchise owners and overforty thousand employees. Nice and it's estimated

(01:07:10):
to have saved Chick fil A aroundthirty five million dollars. So I wonder,
I wonder how much he has madeYeah from that, but I mean
pretty cool. Yeah, As he'sselling the program, how does it work
or do they own the program?Well, no need the franchise. He's
just adopted it. It became likea kind of thing among the Chick fil

(01:07:33):
A franchise. If you create thatprogram while you're working for Chick fil A,
you will make no money. Doyou have to leave the company and
say, hey, I had thisidea I had as soon as I left,
I had an idea I was workingfor you. But right afterwards,
yeah, a week afterwards, Ihad this epiphany, come pay me.
Well, I mean he was sixteen, so I'm you know, he learned

(01:07:53):
coding, and you know eventually,oh, you know what, what can
I you know, use this coding? Now? What can I do?
Even though if he didn't money offwould be useful, He's gonna be okay
if you come up with something likethat. Yeah, when you're that young,
Yeah, cool out of something else, Yeah, get coding. Some
other kids in the news kids turningup an out back steakhouse and mission got

(01:08:15):
a twelve year old drunk. Apparently, the kid had ordered a virgin strawberry
jackery, but it didn't taste normal, so he took a few big drinks
when he then started feeling funny andhis head immediately started to hurt. His
heart started racing. Heart. Hisparents asked the server what was in the
drink, and that's when the bartenderapologize for accidentally putting the booze in it.

(01:08:40):
Their bill was comped. Oh good. Out Back Steakhouse said they have
taken the appropriate disciplinary action and allof the bar and the staff has been
retrained. That sucks. As aprecaution, the family took the boy to
the hospital. After they left,he was given tylan all and told to
rest up. That's where the hospitaltr Yeah. Totally crazy. They're just

(01:09:01):
getting all their ducks in a rowbefore they sue. Yeah, and his
family. Uh. His family toldthe local news that he had his very
first hangover the next day. Nice, here there are the news. It
didn't taste like ha when I hadit the other times, and it just
didn't taste normal. My head startedhurting when I was leaving, and my
heart started being as a drinking it. It supposed to be a vergonakery,

(01:09:24):
but it says a dakery. Thediagnosis was accidental exposure to alcohol and accidental
inges. Yeah, the diagnosis wasaccidental exposure to out Wow, but I
mean that step one hospital trips togo on the news Yeah, documented yep.

(01:09:49):
Lawyer drink all of it now thatyou're on the jury. Raby,
Yeah, how much you awarding thesepeople? Give him a couple of million
bucks? Yeah, give him acup million. Just give them that one
location. Yeah, you can havethis out. We talked about this before,
Like I remember when that would havejust been a funny story. Your
mom told like it was a littlesick the next time, but that would

(01:10:13):
be million dollars, a million,Ray, a couple million. Here's another.
Here's another story involving kids in thenews. It's one another one of
these stories. Though. This womanin Georgia, she's flipping out on social
media because she just found out thatkids are getting high on nutmeg at school.
I'm curious that happen. So thiswoman was talking to one of her
teacher friends who told her that thekids are sneaking nutmeg into school because they

(01:10:38):
found out you can use it toget high. It has like hallucinogenic properties.
Apparently, I don't know, there'ssome sproom. Well, you know,
there were like all kinds of storiesfor a while about this kind of
stuff. Well here, first ofall, here's the nutmeg check. And
then I'll give you a couple otherexamples. A couple of the kids had
these little bottles of nutmeg in theirbags and they were like, oh,

(01:10:59):
culinary us, what are you guysmaking that needs that much nutmeg? And
the culinary teacher said, we're notmaking anything with nutmeg. Well, the
resource officer overhurt them and he waslike, you remember what, students.
The resource officer goes in the classroom, looks in their backpacks and finds little
jars and nutmeg. They're all suspendedbecause these flipping teenagers have figured out that
you can use nutmeg to get highken you smoking right, ything would happen

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exactly, and they get suspended forhaving a legal products. There's always these
reports about you know, like theshocking news report you know tonight at ten,
all the details hot. Yeah,well, yeah, here's this.
This is an older one. God, I can't remember exactly what year this
is from, but this is inthe last like ten years. But listen
to this one. Snorting vodka,snorting vodka shots, even more graphic,

(01:11:50):
anal beer bongs instead of tampons invodka. It's quicker absorption, it's hidden,
and it's new females. I mean, they're damaging their reproductive systems.
But that's not all. If youthink your kid is studying, look a
little closer at their highlighter. Ittoo becomes a pipe, a beer bong.

(01:12:14):
That's like, that's for real.That's the thing I've always wanted to
try. It's been around forever.So Sea Beast want to soak a tampon
and vodka and then put it inyour butthole? Then just use it as
a you know, it's an experient. I don't want to ruin my reproductive
organs, but I would. Iwould try the beer bong, for sure.
But I think STEVEO did that soundslike dal beer bongs anal beer BOMs.

(01:12:38):
Would you go beer or would yougo definitely be because you die,
but because it does get it doesget absorbed. I mean, well,
yeah, of course, so Iwould go something lighter beer or class it
up like ship. What what wasthe other thing? They were basically kids
were huffing duty. What was that? That was jencob and that was Jacobs
that came. That's another one ofthose things where it's like, hey,

(01:12:58):
look out, everybody. Kids areacting poop, putting the jars, letting
it ferment or whatever, and thenthey're huffing it. And getting high.
That was that came allegedly from aprison where prisoners were doing that and somebody,
which is not it didn't turn outto be true, but somebody believed
it, right and then like thewrong mom gets a hold of that information
National news. We're in Moms forLiberty Facebook group and I bought snortable chocolate

(01:13:26):
powder Coco Loco because that was thatwas like a thing in Europe. But
I don't think these things get youhigh as much as they just kind of
like it's just a cool way tohave chocolate, you know, snorted as
much as like snorting anything. It'sa quick head rush, right, It's
pretty awesome. That's cool. ManCraig started caffee caffeine, right, yeah,
anal beer bombs. It was fun. Uh, SeaBASS has something for

(01:13:48):
us after the break, you know, with the march madness going on.
So it's kind of a bracket style. We have to try to figure out
who's the biggest douchebag on the Internetor like we got some new douchebags on
the internet. One guy's making waves, we get people making noise on the
internet. Noise. I've been pokingaround see who's who are the current top
trending douchebags online. All right,bracket style. All right, So that's
next on the Woody Show. Hangon, we'll be right back. Seas

(01:14:12):
will continuous, endless search for theperfect wig. Yeah, hair FLEs.
Sorry, I'm hair system, getit. That's not my scalp. I
have light brown hair with bald highlights. We'll return. I hit up Tim
for the update, and Tim says, I'm on the toilet, logging back
in stand by. That's for sure. It's currently logging pooping j Tim Martinez

(01:14:45):
is pooping. Oh uh. Timasked me the other day. He goes,
hey, man, is it coolif I do the mix like a
Friday turn up mix on that Fridaybefore the fiesta, so like on on
April twelfth. Yeah, I said, well of course, hell yeah,
I'm making like ten make it fifteenminutes. Yeah, come on, yeah,

(01:15:08):
ud get wild. That'll rule.Now as far as I'm concerned,
the tickets are sold out because thelast I heard, there were no tickets
open, meaning available, but therewere still like I think it's like ten
ten tickets still left in people's carts, so are waiting to you know,
them to go through the whole checkoutprocess. And at that point, but

(01:15:30):
until we tell you it's officially soldout, just keep going to party with
Woody dot com. Just in case, party with Woody dot com. But
we do have more chance free towin tickets today. We got tickets here
this hour seven fifty potentially sold out. Oh here's Tim Martinez whole. I'm
sold out. Yeah. The LiveNation website won't even give you the option.

(01:15:56):
It just says, yeah, okay, yeah, alright, hold on,
find out how it went. Makesure he knows these lives. He's
gonna you might start with the badword. I start with a bad word.
Hey, Tim, we're on theair, so don't swear. But
how was your dumb Was it agood one? How do you feel it
was successful? And wow? Lookat you? Wow? Was it like

(01:16:24):
a solid like no wiper, likeit would be like a really like fun
Friday one. It was a greatIt was a great boop. All right?
Nice? Hey, so we're soldout? Huh? Nice? It
is the Woody Show. If yougo out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell, and thenyou come in here and you far do
it out loud, the Woody Show, all right, kind of neat Sea

(01:16:48):
Bass. Huh yeah, since itis bracket and is douchebags. All right,
so it's it's March madness. Wegot a radio on his list.
Wait what, it's kind of yourthing here, Sea Bass. Yeah,

(01:17:09):
it's Bond's fault. He didn't getthe monitor on the gotcha all right?
Well, yeah, you're here,you're here, all right. So with
March Madness going on, we figuredthat it might be interesting to see what
the Sea Bass can find because hejust has like a magnet for dow shirts
and drunks and just interesting people.Actually with some inspire. I was showing
you guys. N ft Nick,who's been around This is sort of a

(01:17:31):
featured for Dude Drags. I'm notsure who I hate more, this guy
or Dan Bles aarian we n ftNick. He's been making the rounds the
past few weeks and he just heposted a photo. He's a crypto bro.
He's into all kinds of you mightguess by his name n ft And
he's just posted a photo of himon like a rented mini yacht sort of
thing, and it said, thisis who you're trading against. It is

(01:17:51):
him with these other dorks. Okay, he's a big old dork. But
he's been doing this for years andyears and years, and for whatever reason,
you know, people started mock thatand made fun of it, and
nft Nick decided to lean into beinga douchebag and started posting various videos of
himself in like high end things showinghow much money he's making trading. Here

(01:18:13):
he is in a Lamborghini. Allright, good morning, haters, I'm
in my Lamborghini. Head him backfrom my Malibu surf session to my bel
Air mansion that the haters will sayain't real. Anyways, I got a
lot to catch you up on,but for now, stay away from those
haters and choose rich. Yeah,dog, choose now. The game kept
going because he would say, hey, I'm in my Lambeau and thanks to

(01:18:36):
Elin, we know how these communitynotes on Twitter, and people would say,
well, I looked at the reflectionand that is clearly not a Lamborghini.
That's a Master c x five.But he leans into all this.
Here he is at his Miami house. Yo, cheers to all the Twitter
haters who said I don't own myMiami house. I'll have you know.
I have the staff load up myjet so I could fly out here to

(01:18:59):
my New York City penthouse, Pietathere. Anyways, why you're click clacking
on Twitter from your mom's basement,I'll be sitting here sipping from my five
thousand dollars bottle of champagne. Rememberchoose Rich. So, of course again
the Internet went to work. Andthat is not a bottle of five thousand
dollars bottle. It was an eightyfive dollar bttle of champagne, which is
no. So he's trolling, right, exactly, He's just trolling. He

(01:19:24):
even showed up on after Midnight withthat large lady, Taylor Thomlinson. She
was mocking out I love her.And he's one more from NFT Nick where
he pretends to have a billboard atthe Sunset Strip. Boy, you're telling
me that your boy just bought abillboard us sat Boulevart using a little eighty

(01:19:47):
pdium out of his bitcoin. Thehaters are gonna love this one. Remember
choose Rich, So the Internet didtheir work on this one too. Actually
I did my work on that one. I went billboard up there, it
doesn't exist. It was photoshop,but that maybe again I started looking around,
well, who are the current youknow this season and this one,

(01:20:12):
this one is political, but Ithink it's so ridiculous you'll be able to
see past that. This is someoneon TikTok Greg lesbian snow white snow so
she dresses up in like fancy snowwhite style costumes. It's in front of
her camera and lectures you about howto use pronouns' super fun And you might

(01:20:40):
say, okay, she goes sheis doing more harm than good as she
teaches us here how to use slugand slugs. Hey, yeah as a
pronoun. All right, today's pronounof the day is slugs. Slugs.
Why would someone want to use slugslus pronouns? Well, maybe this person
feels like discovering this person's gender isvery slow, but maybe also they like

(01:21:04):
slugs and that's okay, that's awesome. Maybe there's some kind of beauty to
it, just like what I haddescribed with feeling like discovering a gender is
very slow and that's awesome, that'sbeautiful. Okay, lesbian snow white,
you know it's not beautiful. Whoawhoa dude? Sam Samy's taking down on

(01:21:27):
people? You're taking down people?Yeah, Well, I mean I can
see right here in front of meon these these screenshots that sent over.
Maybe, well you listen to hermessage not blind. Let's say you are
a person who wants a person Ishould be I shouldn't be saying person.
Let's say you are a being,a being who wants to go by snake
snakes pronouns. Yeah, here's howyou do that. Today's pronoun of the

(01:21:48):
day is snake snakes. So theseare a form of neo pronouns. And
what in the world are neo pronouns. Well, here's a definition that I
really hope can help you in sometype of way. But if it doesn't,
that is okay, because you donot need to understand something in order
to respect it. Here you makebelieves in donating to doctors without borders.
Snake has been calling and emailing Snake'srepresentatives every day. The fire Snake believes

(01:22:13):
in the freedom of all, notjust for Snake. Cell not snake,
so nick all day. I know. Yeah, the minute people start going
in on the whole, like Godbeing triggered by the pronoun thing, it's
an immediate tune out. Right.Have you seen the one lately where there
it's a girl at a barber shopand she's the barber or the stylist says,

(01:22:34):
uh, is it okay? IfI touch you? What are your
pronouns? Oh? It? It'sso annoying because when do you went to
a barbershop when you how are yougoing to your hair without touching? You
can't you cut your hair? I'mgonna when do you refer to somebody as
their pronoun what do you especially?These are all land mindes. These are
all traps they're putting out so thatthey can say, Ah, I caught

(01:22:55):
you the origin of the same thing. I came in walking in here looking
like Ray Romano. But how dareyou get my gender wrong? This same
thing is the origin from a jokefrom that video that guy that's Megan Popular.
It is the old school viral videoof the guy that's stressed up as
a steak and he goes, I'ma snake. You I don't know if
you yeah, I'm a think Okay. So lesbian snow White just picked up

(01:23:19):
that whole thing and ran with this. So she has about fifty like a
slug, sloth, like any animalyou can think of. Greg, let's
know what pronouns are Greg neo pronouns. And here's the thing, lesbian and
Snow White knew there would be haterslike you out there R and she addresses
that in in while she is tellingus about how to use lady and bug
as pronouns. Oh, okay,today you're going to show you how to

(01:23:42):
use ladybug pronouns and sentences kinkybug pronouns. But in the world, I'm just
so confused. No, no,no, no, So those might be
your responses, Oh gosh, Andif it is, I don't know if
you belong on this channel, buthopefully maybe you want to have an open
mind to it. Anyway, Ladyinspires me every day. FuG embraces the
fact that there's different types of experienceswithin the community. Lady is my hero.

(01:24:06):
I actually like the way those sound. I'm looking at the psycho's profile,
says the pronoun gal non binary lesbianSnow. I guess she has two
different identities. Snow is they them? But Azul is also they that.
I know it's very easy to callthese people mentally ill, and that's why
I'm going to do it. I'velearned nothing from her that, Yeah,

(01:24:30):
I've learned. Wow, is thislike zero people are to have a Yeah?
Yes, well she has four anda half million, Like yeah,
like, yeah, that's what it'sall about. I mean, I would.
She says, maybe you don't belongin this channel, but maybe you're
open minded. Let's say you areopen you want to learn. I've learned
nothing, but everyone's experience is differentand like and then everything basically her messages,

(01:24:54):
anything and everything you ever want todo is good and okay, unless
it's like tell me no, let'ssee textier from the five six to two.
I hate this so much. That'swhy they're in the Douchebag. That's
why they're in the douchebag of theInternet bracket. And this is a person
our third spot in the Douchebag featuredfour. Let's call it is a YouTuber
who's got very famous YouTuber Apparently he'sgot millions and millions of followers. And

(01:25:15):
I was only reached turned on tohim because he turned on by him,
wow, because he took a shotat me personally. His name is I
Dubs with three Bees and Z andhe's like a older YouTube guy and he
made his bee for his bones byI guess analyzing other YouTubers. So of
course they respond and you get backand forth. You get a ton of

(01:25:35):
views that way, by I guesshaving YouTube wars, and so I was
allertit of this guy's existence. Yeah, because he made a hit piece on
the cart and Arks. Oh mygod. And let's see if you guys,
well, you know what, maybemaybe he's right, Maybe he's not
a douchebag. Here's the main earlypoints about the cart Arks. Let's find
out. The first topic I wantto cover with the carton arks is the

(01:25:57):
insult of lazy bones. There's alot of people who say, like,
yeah, this ain't so bad,the Cardon arc. He's just he's hitting
people with the white people insults.What's the wrong with that. It's like,
dude, if someone called you lazybones, would you not feel awful?
Especially if you're being lazy? Thatis like a level nine. White
people insult those hurt. Oh mygod, Okay, white people insult when

(01:26:24):
people start throwing around like uh wellyeah, like as if like lazy is
in any particular like or some typeof behavior, like it's human behavior.
So he's like, I get thejoke, but that would be all jukes.
So like you're you're arguing for equalityand everybody is there's there's no difference
between people and you have the sametime at the other side of your mouth,

(01:26:44):
you're saying, oh, that's whitepeople whatever. Well, good news
is that apparently he is fallen offfrom his height. Oh, every single
comment on the Cartnarks video is justtaking shots at this guy. Let's see
the first one. If you're offendedby compiling lazy bones, the most milk
toast, half hearted joke insult inthe world, and your baby bones,
baby bones, the comment section isfunnier than the video. Imagine being called

(01:27:12):
lazy bones while being lazy no sand he considered deleting your channel. This
guy he sucks. So yeah,he's this is I Dubbs. Apparently his
he reached that point where I guessall his fans have turned against him and
they just they enjoy mocking him morethan actually what he's doing. Pronoun loser.

(01:27:33):
All right, So our bracket onthe douchebags of the internet. And
remember the guy the prank store,the just pranking guy who got shot in
the stomach at a mall. Yeah, yeah, where he was and we
we reviewed that prank and he wasjust like playing weird sounds on his phones
and like lurking over people, whichis most of what he does. He
love make loud noises employees, andwhen they get pissed, he says,

(01:27:54):
just pranking bros. Well, hewan he got out of the hospital.
Uh. The other guy's going tojail and he decided he's going to turn
a new turn, turn the page. He's gonna like, uh do something,
no more be productive members started ananimal rescue. Oh wait, no,
here's one of his latest and I'mnot I'm intentionally not identifying him as

(01:28:14):
not to give him credit. Here'sone of his This is actually a this
prank at least has a plot wherehe's going to an airport, smart place
to do practice, by the way, and he's pretending that other people's luggage
that comes off the carousel is hisand tries to take it. So this
is the we've had this type ofjust prankted where it's I'm gonna comit a
crime and see how people react.Well, and then when the cops coming
and say, just prank it,Well, that's kind of what he did
here. Oh no, this ismy bag, sir, No it's not

(01:28:40):
there. No, no, becauseI have a lot of prescriptions in here.
I don't think that's my prescriptions arein here, though. Are you
guys trying to steal my bag?Is that I think you guys are trying
to steal? Can we get dowe need to get c s A.
Okay, let's get him over here. Get your They called me Schneider.
Okay, what's your your full legalname? Yeah, Snyder Prinkles what they

(01:29:02):
call me? Okay, but I'mnot really asking what people call you.
I'm asking what your real name is. Well, that's pretty real because they
call me that, don't Yeah,I'm telling you right now. Do you
want to stay out of cuffs?Well, I'm just I'm straight, so
yes, I did you know whatyou're detained? Yeah? Wow? They

(01:29:27):
actually initially Yeah, get it becausegay people wear handcuffs. Yeah. God,
I hate him so much he getdetained, but that's kind of his
he's he's young, so I don'tcare because he knows that gets clout for
him, right, he knows thathe's he's he'll get a trespass warning for
the airport. For instance. Hesaid, you can't come back here in

(01:29:48):
six months. But until he doessomething actually aggressively illegal, that's all they're
going to do is detain him andnot arrest him. So we're trying to
steal someone's bag. Doesn't count becausehe wasn't because he didn't actual we walk
out with it, he can claim. And the best thing I can do
if you ever encounter one of theseguys is give them zero reaction. Oh

(01:30:09):
I thought it was gonna be punchhim in the face. No, they
would, Yeah, like more famous. Yeah, anybody, don't speak somebody
texting over. If lazy bones quotehurts, you need to be pushed off
a cliff. Yeah, guy.As the comment section said, the comment
section is more funny than the video. White people guys, am I right?

(01:30:30):
Ha? Yeah? So man,out of those three people, four
four, I'm sorry, four people. I think I hate lesbian snow white
the most. Oh, I hatethis guy the most because he's been shot.
I mean again, he got shot, which is why he's famous.
Well, and somebody else is goingto jail for shooting him. Okay,
that's a good argument. That's agood argument. The only good news on
that is his his YouTube channel onlyhas like sixty thousand subscribers, which is

(01:30:54):
not a ton. All right,So let's think about it. Maybe I
rush this really rush. Yeah,So let's take the break and we can
all we can all marinate it ona second. Yeah. Nft Nick was
the guy who's like, oh,it's a rich and we know he's joking
obviously, Okay. Then there's Lesbiansnow White about all the weird pronoun stuff,
and then there's I dubs with twob's and the Z about cart arks

(01:31:15):
and on me and backfired, yeah, being baby bones yep. And then
we had that last one, theluggage price, yes, unidentifying identifying?
Yeah, all right, So whowould get your vote? Who wins the
Douchebag bracket Douchebags of the Internet texturevote over to two to ninety seven.
We'll get our votes. See whatyou guys said next year on the Woody

(01:31:38):
show Hangers. It's a show,all right. So we had different nominees.
Sea Bass presented the Douchebags of theInternet bracket feature for Yep, we
had NFT Nick, I'm in myLamborghini heading back from my Malibu surf stash

(01:32:00):
to my bel Air mansion. Allright, so that's an NFT Nick.
That's a good one for what doyou show like a piece of image?
Yeah, and then we had Lesbiansnow White to Day's pronoun of the day
is slugs. Slugs. Why doessomeone want to use slug slugs pronounce Well,
maybe this person feels like discovering thisperson's gender is very slow, but
maybe also they like slugs. Yeah, maybe, all right, so that's

(01:32:24):
lesbian snow white. Then there wasI Dubs, two Bees and a Z
who was going after Seedmass and cardArks. The first topic I want to
cover with the cardon Arcs is theinsult of lazy bones. There's a lot
of people who say, like,yeah, this ain't so bad the cardon
arc He's just he's hitting people withthe white people insults. What's so wrong
with that? It's like, dude, if someone called you lazy bones,

(01:32:46):
would you not feel awful, especiallyif you're being lazy? Yeah. My
favorite comments this video is an adfor Cartnarks because this is how bad it
is and how good it makes Cartonhearts. And then we had this guy,
the guy at the the airport tryingto take people's luggage as a praying
Okay, what's your your full legalname? Yeah, Snyder Prinkles what they

(01:33:09):
call me? Okay, but I'mnot really asking what people call you.
I'm asking what your real name isWell, that's pretty real because they call
me that. No, I'm tellingyou right now, do you want to
stay out of cuffs? Well,I'm just I'm straight, So yes,
I did you know what? You'rea dechagment that officer so much because basically

(01:33:34):
the right response is to hit himin the face lethal force. I was
someone already tried that didn't take sotrue, all right, so I I
went with I've been swayed, I'vebeen suited as Morgan, So I'm gonna

(01:34:00):
go with that guy, the luggageguy, Ravy. Oh, the prankster
Easilanks number one, great gory Ihave been agonizing over there is so difficult.
Yeah, him and he and thesnow white uh sure, the Queen
of clown world and making no sense. And then you have this prankster guy.
But overall, who do I viscerallyhate so much? Prankster guy,

(01:34:23):
prankster guy menace? Oh you knowhow I feel about people messing with people
inside building. So that's definitely,uh, the luggage guy for sure.
But please on this next segment,next time you do this, go after
the streamers because I tell I'm tellingyou these guys are three times as douchey
as any of these people. Ilooked at some Twitch like video game streamers,

(01:34:43):
and it's tough because there are showsquote unquote go for like three hours
and you've gotta go on kick.That's where the real douchey ones are,
Okay, Sammy Just Prank and SeaBasket because just Brankin knows better, he's
been through the court system. I'mgonna just for fun, fundies, I'm
throwing it after Lesbo snow White becausethat her mentality is what's wrong with the
world right now. Sure, butso that's why she gets my vote.

(01:35:06):
Gotcha. It was between those twoon the text, recond for sure.
On the text it was definitely betweenthose two. But the one who definitely
has the edge on the text voteis the luggage Prankster. Just break congratulations,
first ever winner of the Douchebags ofthe Internet. Bractice so difficult.
You're on the Woody Show. WoodyShow, will be right back. They're

(01:35:28):
back face. It's the Woody Show. Yeah, welcome back, everybody,
Friday morning, It's the Woody Show. Rave's got nerd now tone up here
in just a few moments. Latestin the world Nerds and those birthdays,
and of course the Friday Porno birthdaytoday is March twenty second. Okay.
The holidays rape day is gryffindor Pridday. I see what they're doing now,

(01:35:51):
Yes, every house that's a Fridaythis week, yeah, every house.
Yeah. And today is also Bavariancrape Day, a variant crape day.
It's International goof Off Day, whichis pretty much every day around here,
you guys. Although there's some greatstuff. Greg. If you ever get
like any kind of like paint onlike stone or your driveway or something like

(01:36:15):
that, or or oil or whatever, there is this stuff is called goof
off. Goof off. It comesin like a yellow can and you spray
that onto the thing. You justlet it sit for a couple of minutes.
Then you get like one of thosesteel brushes I mean, and just
it comes right out. Yeah,dude, it's awesome. And then you
get use your powerwasher on top ofthat it comes out. I learned that
from a contractor friend of mine.I wonder if it would work on an

(01:36:35):
old paint stain. Yeah, really, yeah, goofs it's good. It's
called goof You can find it prettymuch anywhere. I had never heard of
it until my contractor friend told meabout it and it works. No,
pro tip, love it. Hey, I know you don't like talk like
a pirate day? Rave, Howdo you feel about talk like William Shakespeare
day? I mean I wouldn't enjoythat either, but at least to be

(01:36:59):
class all right, that's today.It's also talk like William Shatner days.
Shatner talking like William Shakespeare. Canyou pull that off? No? No,
that sounds like a great game wecould play. Yeah. The reason
I can't do is because I reallydon't know Shakespeare. Isn't it to be
or not to be or not tobe there? Yeah? Is the question?

(01:37:26):
You wish that he was dead?Right? Which William I don't hate
him as much as he hates him. He's just as he was, just
a dick. No, but Shakespeare, he's to me what talk like a
pirate day is to Ravy. Oh, I can't stand Shakespeare stuff. Yeah,
that was my favorite class in highschool. Shakespeare. Yeah, British

(01:37:47):
lit literature class. I could,of course, American. I had British
like why William Shakespeare? Like?What was it about William Shakespeare? Go
back and you actually look at youknow the place he wrote, he basically
has plotted out everything that's come afterwards. Okay, he's kind of like the

(01:38:10):
Simpsons did it first come? Yeah, pretty much. He was like Seine
Seinfeld did it like always a Seinfeld. He was like legit a genius in
that way, and he was prettyprolific and creating. Was Shakespeare a Nazi?
No? Didn't Shakespeare say there's onlyseven stories or something like? Everything
based around the same seven stories.Everything you see, Yeah, basic plot

(01:38:31):
points, yep. He would alsohate Harry Potter if he was alive today,
he would not, and he'd Iheard that he would love Battie's West
on the Zeus Network. And notto jump ahead though, but the reason
today is talk like William Shatner Dayis because it is his birthday. Birthday,
shoutout ninety three. Overall TV consumptionis down six point four percent,

(01:38:57):
you guys, But as far ashow people are watching streaming services, they've
hit an all time high and numberone on the list. As far as
like how people are watching whether they'rewatching anything, Cable is second with twenty
seven percent, broadcast twenty three percent, and then other makes up eleven percent.
The average person is spending sixty onedollars a month for four different streaming

(01:39:18):
services. That's cute? Why sixtyone? That's a twenty love to pay
sixty one? That's a twenty sevenpercent increase from last year, when people
were spending less than fifty dollars.When it comes to satisfaction with said services,
thirty six percent of people think thecontent they're getting is not worth the
price. Forty eight percent say they'dcancel if that price went up by five

(01:39:41):
bucks a month out. Yeah,have it? Well? Ay? Do
you honestly do you want? Doyou turn on more than three or four
Nope? Services per month? Nope? So why not? Just you can
cancel it? And I could,and I have been saying to myself,
just be a sea Bass and justcancel Paramount Plus first always be canceled ABC.
Do you know? Don't go overthere, but I do use Netflix,

(01:40:04):
Disney Plus. I haven't been overto HBO Max. I've threatened to
kill it. They almost never putup new stuff. But you're still paying
for it, right, Pose itfor a couple of months? Yeah?
Do you pose it until House ofthe Dragon comes back? Well, it
takes three clicks? Do it right? Now? As far as the most
popular services, as in the onesthat people are actually watching. The people

(01:40:27):
at the TV and radio ratings companyNielsen shows that YouTube is number one,
followed by Netflix other okay, Huluand Prime Video they're tied for fourth.
I'm using Hulu way more of thesedays. And then it's Disney Plus two
b Peacock, then Max Roku,Paramount Plus, and bringing up the rear

(01:40:48):
with zero point eight percent Pluto TV. Yes, people just don't know.
Yeah, I mean you have tobe willing to sit through commercials. Yeah,
is here you miss Zeus on thatlist of minutes? Oh yeah,
or zeus at not on there?They had Batty's Is he Batty's Caribbeans out?
Now? They thought, who,I'm sure Rave is going to cover

(01:41:08):
that in Nerd Down. Yeah,The Woody Show presents nerdne with our special
nerd corresponding Gravy. What's some recapsCaribbean? Yeah, ready, we have
all the information on Bay's there.You know what, my computer just like
deleted an entire paragraph high Road inthe interest of time. In the interest
of time, there's some other stuffin the world of nerds computer, So

(01:41:30):
there's tons of time things to occupyyour time. This weekend Batty's Caribbean,
also Ghostbusters, Frozen, Empire,the Roadhouse remake, Yes dB Wise,
and Daniel Bennioff's follow up two Gameof Thrones three Body Problem. Got the
first two ups of X Men ninetyseven up there on Disney Flus and Greg,

(01:41:50):
I know you've been after me aboutthis. Talk about the more high
profile games that are coming out,So we'll start with Switch, where you
have Princess Peach, Showtime, Comeand at You. Reviews suggest that this
is really kind of for younger gamersbecause of the game, all of them
pretty easy. IGN says, whilethis game doesn't earn a standing ovation,

(01:42:15):
you'll still have a nice time atthe show. And then if you like
to fight violently like I do,you have the samurai fighting game called Rise
of Ronan, which IGN says isexcellent when it has the courage to be
itself and lean into its challenging,rewarding fighting. But then it says,
like a bit often they suffer fromindecision. Oh, I'm not sure what

(01:42:38):
that means as far as gaming,but they gave both those games a seven
out of ten. Speaking of gaming, Paramount Plus, which is already home
to the big budget Halo Live actionTV series is betting on another video game
property. They're going with Arc theanimated series, which is based on the
popular adventure game Arc Survival Evolved.The first six episodes are up there for

(01:43:00):
you on Paramount Plus, featuring avoice cast that includes Michelleyoh and Vin Diesel,
and part two seven more apps whenthey're gonna be released. Is TBD
and Margo Robbie's production company, whichhad some good success with something called Barbie.
It also put out something you mayhave heard of, at least through
memes, Saltburn. They're developing aSIMS movie. Okay, did you play

(01:43:27):
the Sins? The movie has directorKate Herron. She directed the season one
episodes of Loki. SIMS first cameout in two thousand. I know people
that were obsessed. The people arestill playing it because you can actually do
pornographic stuff in it. Oh youcan't. Yeah, that's why people are
obsessed with it. They're pouring outwith I remember like sim City that was

(01:43:47):
fun when I was a kid.Yep, yep. You could each other
to build a town exactly a powerplant. We're having a natural disaster,
right, Margot Robbie not expected tobe the star of this movie since it's
kind of similar to Barbie if youthink about it, since the game has

(01:44:08):
no real narrative and just features charactersgoing about their lives all controlled by game
players, and Barbie's a boy withno real narrative, a doll with endless
careers and just being controlled by whoeverhas the doll. But the sims will
be coming at you. Cindy Sweeneywants to do a movie with Marcot Robbie
your powers combined, it would beawesome. That would be pretty great.

(01:44:31):
Yeah, she's just the person thatshe's just the flavor of the monk.
Yeah, okay, I see themgetting together. There's nothing remarkable about it.
I mean, she's got cup acuppee that's made his way over to

(01:44:54):
Sea Bass for a high five.I love anyone but you, but I'm
not. I didn't walk away beinglike a huge Sydney Sweeney fan necessarily.
Yeah, Glenn pounced, Glenn Powelllooking Glenn good. I've only ever seen
her in Madam Webb. Oh wow, so that's the only thing I've ever

(01:45:15):
seen her. Do I need moreof a sample before I say working with
Largo. Robbie is going to beawesome sketch. Check out her SNL where
fifty percent of the skits were basedon what big can she has? All
right, get on it? Doit? Yeah? Are you ephor you?
I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff, check out the nerd nod podcast.
I don't want to torture myself atthe Woody Show dot com Nerd,

(01:45:41):
I thank you very much. Rabel'syou got it do It is time for
your birthdays and your porno birthday show. It's Shimay. We're gonna It's Shiversday.
We won't sit with It's shimoda,and you know we don't do Starting
in the celebrities, as we alreadymentioned, William shadd is ninety three years
old today. He got Reeese Witherspoon. I love Reese Witherspoon. He's forty

(01:46:04):
eight years old. You got BobCostas, who is seventy two. Excuse
me, let's see how about KeeganMichael Key, one of your favorites many
Key. I always said that Ilike he. He's the funny one outside
of the Key and Michael Keech arethe Key what a Key and Peel show?
He and Peele? I'm sorry tryingto forget it. You don't like

(01:46:25):
you don't like Jordan Peel, youlike Keegan Michael Key. Yeah, and
he's been a mid munch Okay,I think he's funny. He's fifty three
years old today. J J.Watt, the retired NFL defensive end.
He is thirty five. You gotConstance wu forty two years old today.
Matthew Modine is sixty five. AndAndrew Lloyd Webber. He's one of those

(01:46:46):
guys I thought was dead. Yeah, he died in the eighties, all
right, he died in the seventeenhundred. Uh, he's seventy six years
old. Oh he's not even thatold. Yeah, I would have put
him at ninety. I know whois he again? I would put a
composer, so like a Phantom ofthe Opera, all these big like legendary.
Yeah, he's seventy six today.And your porno birthday today is Natalia

(01:47:11):
Star. And she has been drilledand fingered more than a bowling ball.
She's been in seven hundred and thirtyone fine films. She was in Casual
Masturbation Day, also Dirty Little Mermaid'sVolume one, greg she was in Desperate
Reeled Her Volume two Knocking at yourback Door volume three. She was in

(01:47:31):
Slutty Apology also or gas Matron twothousand sci fi film. Yeah, and
who can forget her unforgettable role inFour Eyes and Three Holes. That is
Natalia Star, who is thirty oneyears old today. And that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.And that is a Friday morning look at
what is happening in the world ofnerds with your nerd Out Report. We're

(01:47:55):
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(01:48:21):
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(01:50:14):
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