The Woody Show May 15th 2023 Podcast

What's your unpopular opinion, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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a heads up for all our peoplethat listen to us in Las Vegas.
Myself menace. I will be atthe grand opening of DISO at Monticito Crossing
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hundred and fifty dollars shopping spree.So if you're in the area Las Vegas,
I hope to see you this Saturday, May twentieth, from three to
five pm at Diso Monticito Crossing Center. Due to the grefect nature of this
program, listener this question. Isit from the Woody Show? Is the

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Woody Show insensitive of any training classis now in session? Good morning,

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everybody, Good morning, it isMonday morning. It's May the fifteenth,
twenty twenty three. All your mom'sout there. I hope you had a
great Mother's Day. Yeah, Ihope you weren't forgotten about Dad's were up
next? Yay, let'll get alot of lead up to that one.
That would be a big one.Yeah, you're gonna be like, oh
my god, enough of hearing aboutfathers like so many state dinners and gifts

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and stuff that's right and how muchshould fathers earn it? He's a job,
all right? Well, h myname is Wody. That's Raven.
Beginning of a brand new week inmorning. Greg Gore Menace is our social
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the number to do that, eightseven seven forty four Woody, or hit
us up with the text over totwo nine eight seven. Speaking of being
part of the show and feedback,our weekend homework assignment. We're gonna get
to the calls, share some ofwhat you left on our Facebook, and
take some new calls and text messages. What is your unpopular opinion? When

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you hear it? Yeah, soGreg, Greg thought this is gonna be
a good idea. Clearly it meanshe's got something on his mind. Yeah,
we do it every once in awhile. Yeah, it's fun to
hear him what people say, what'syour unpopular opinion? We're gonna do that.
Also the trending news headlines, someof the big news from over the
weekend. Redneck News story of theweek, the results are in, we
got your votes, and a brandnew Redneck News where he was also got

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the nerd n Out Report. Beforethe hour is up, so later on
this hour here on the Woody Show, kind of wrapping up the whole Mother's
Day thing, a little follow upthe dumbest thing that your kid did and
that question that we had. I'msure these parents twenty years from now,
this story will still be undefeated,will be the dumbest thing the kids ever
did. There are two kids,ages six and three, crashed their parents'

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car. They were trying to driveto a store, to buy a toy
car. H didn't note the Toyota. The parents toyota. Yeah, they
snuck off of the keys. Theirdad was sleeping, mom was in the
bathroom. Six year old drove incase you're wondering, So they were all

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over the road. The other carsstarted following them because they thought this person
was drunk. They made it abouta mile and a half wow, before
crashing into a lamp post. Thethree year old totally fine. The six
year old ended up with like alittle scrape on his chin. But when
people ran up to the car tosee if they were okay, they asked,
guys, what are you doing,And a six year old said,
quote, Mama is at home andwe're going to the store. We want

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to buy a black car. Allright, that's pretty cool. I'm impressed.
I guess just put it in driveand it was just going yeah.
Yeah, how did they reach yeahexactly. It's not a manual for sure,
but yeah, yeah, you figuredout put a key in. Yeah.

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Some of the follow ups on theAfter Hour's voicemail on some of the
stuff that we've gotten to over thelast week, this is one of those
dumbest things your kid did. CallsSo when I was a kid, my
dad would give me a dollar everyFriday for the popsicle stand after school.
And in third grade, my dadaccidentally handed me a hundred dollar bill unbeknownst

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to him. I didn't know aboutit either until after school when I pulled
it out realized that I was gonnabe the coolest kid ever. And I
bought everybody ice cream that day.That was the coolest kid right up until
I got home and my dad,did you ever living? Gone on me?
So that's all I got. Loveyou back in those days. Man,
you knew it was coming and youknew you deserved it. Yeah,

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there was no calling the cops.Yeah, that was very nice. Michelle
on Facebook. My son ate thefoam of his kid tablet protector, so
his poop looked like confetti. Gross, another poop and pete one, Alan
says, pete on the floor andthen slipped in it fell right, you

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know, on your on the floor. That's that's fun. I'll see another
dumbest thing your kid did. Youguys were talking about Mother's Day and it
reminded me my mom has passed thestupidest thing I did since my mom can't
say it was remember when you usedto use hair spray and light it on
fire. Me and my friends thoughtwould be cool to write the F word
on the side of our garage thathad you know, vinyl sighting, and

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then we lit it on fire.So cool. We put it out the
very next day and had melted thevinyl, so it just said on the
side of the grass for a coupleof weeks so my parents could replace the
siding. And this is in avery nice subdivision, Thank you guys.
Wow, Oh my god, niceit's flaming F word, badass? Yea

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yeah. Second off, I don'tknow how nice of a subdivision was if
they had vinyl siding. Greg Nos, Wow, that's so damn funny.
We used to the hairspray and lighterthing constantly. It was so much fun.
We did gas we tried to burnbecause we had like my parents were
too cheap to put concrete down forour basketball court, so it's just hard
packed dirt. There'd be grass thatwould grown there. Of course, we

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used gasoline and the flames running backup the gasoline technol. Then he started
playing I start flay, just shootsflaming gas everywhere. Do anything to make
it look like back to the future, like anything flammable, and then light
two strips down the street, likeyou didn't do any of this ring.

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I was into the magnifying glass stuff. Yeah, that's boy stuff. Telling
you my favorite toy was matches.I never set one fire. Ah,
yes, we had that whole thing. What's the dumbest reason? Lame's excuse?
Somebody used to try to get outof work after I was voicemail at
eight seven seven. So I wasmanaging a restaurant and we had this guy
that was a very just pranking kindof guy, and he called me one

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morning and he's like, hey,I'm going to be late. I said,
okay, what's going on? Andhe's like, well, I hit
a bear. I said, butI hit a bear. You did not
hit a bear. He's like Idid. I said okay, well,
how long until you're going to behere? And he said, I'm not
sure the police are coming. Isaid, okay, just keeping updated.
So an hour later he came bywaft him like nothing happened. I said,
so what happened? He's like,I hit a bear. I said,

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no, you did not. Really, where are you late? He
said, go look outside at mycar. I went out there. I
kid you not. There was adebt in the front part of his car
with chunks of hair in from theUnfortunately the two side bear around the town.
They had to euthanize it because itfalls from the tree. But yeah,
that's the limaticcise I've ever had fromit from an employee, thanks by.

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That sounds pretty loose. Yeah,but how's the lame if it was
real, If it was real,it's just it's fantastical. Yeah, unless
he really went to these down LikeI think if Sas said that he hit
a bar and he really did,and he would go out, he'd find
bear hair and find some kind oflike blood looking stuff, and he'd he'd
find a way to Yeah. Yeah, you know, because he goes,
he goes, I mean all theway for a bit. But you know

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what the next thing is going tobe. In all the excuse stuff menace
is all the AI generated artwork.That stuff looks photo realistic now, like
mid Journeys one of the sites.There's a bunch of different services though a
Delobe just came out with one.It's so photorealistic and you could upload your
own photos. You could put yourcar, yeah, and you could say
Hey, give me a dent andyou know, a dead deer. It

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will be next level. There'll beno other copies of it because only you
made it right. So yeah,look forward to the John to Adobe Firefly.
Yeah, shout out to Adobe takean excuse game to the next level.
Yeah. Hey, so seamask doyou know if because like I've typed
different things in the chat GPT anduh it they'll say, well, as
a whatever language, what it givesme an excuse of why can't Yeah,
it does a lot of stuff withlike any kind of anything sense, sensitive

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topics, religion, It's I askedfor some politically incorrect trivia questions to see
it. I'm just messing around it. Just spit out. Are there other
places that will like their AI willdo it? Not not not the big
ones, but I'm sure there's somebodysomewhere who's got one in the works.
Why will they make it? Well? Because well, well that's the thing,
Like I had a request for oneof those like picture generator ones.

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Yeah, because we had that thingabout um uh, you know, awkward
conversations with your parents be going tofollow up And I told the story about
my wife and her mom said somethingabout the dog pooping out of condom,
And I was trying to have,like I said, a dog, Hey,
you know a picture of a dogpooping out of condom? And it
wouldn't do it. I'm like abitch. There's a joke in the tech
communic community that AI is super woke. Yeah, because I won't doing it

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because yeah, they don't, becausethey don't want. No one wants their
company be responsible some for some godawful hitlerning whatever thing a photo. I
mean, but it will be becausethe stuff is a lot of its open
source, right it Eventually it'll getaround that room, get that dog and
condom. Yeah, so I figuredi'd ask a tea bast figure he might
know. But Metis is right.This is going to absolutely kill the jobs
of logo designers, stock photographers.Yeah, because you just type what you

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if you want to hit us upthis morning anytime after ten, it's
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Yeah, welcome back everybody, Mondaymorning. It is the Woody Show.
Braby's gotten nerd. Now, thisis the world of nerds here in
just moment, what do you show? Mail call? Of course we'll get
to that. Check in on someof your after hours voicemails at eight seven
seven forty four. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. The holidays

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today, it's May fifteenth days NationalChocolate Chip Day. Yeah, some cookies,
let's go. I had this oldschool like eighties Whole House Morsels commercial
jingle stuck in my head for astraight week, really like yeah, every
time I heard it. Yeah,every please don't eat all the morsels.
Please don't eat them all, becauseif you eat all the morsels, your

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cookies will look like these r theyhad like these uh just looks like chocolate
cookie with all the chocolate chips gone. Oh that's sad. Yeah, please
don't eat all the more souls.Please don't eat them because you know you're
like you're you're snacking on him asthis was an actual jingle. Yeah,
look up, Uh, yeah,I know I could find you told them

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I'll find it all right, allright, this is kind of weird.
That's the day after Mother's Day.And today is bring flowers to Someone Day?
Okay, having the flower people gotenough shine? Yeah, that's a
couple of weeks days. International FamilyDay. Uh, Nylon stocking days.
Okay, women sis very old times. Women still wear stocking wonder not much,
not really super rare if I seethat. Yeah, today is Peace

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Officers Memorial Day and a couple ofreally weird ones. International Kangaroo Care Awareness
Day. Well, okay, how'syour kanga? How's its pie? Yeah?
And today's Vascular Birthmark's Awareness Day.All right, okay, what is
it? Vascular birthmark aware? No? I don't know. Now I'm aware.
Now we've got to become aware ofit. Here I found the toll

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house thing. Oh good, herewe go. Please don't eat all the
morsels. Please don't eat them all, because if you eat all the morsels,
cookies, little people, shock cookieswill look like the nineteen eighty five.

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Remember that. I mean, eitherkids and their mom making these cookies,
which God knows have a bunch ofbuggers in them. Yeah, make
your cookies. Hey so great?All right? They didn't give a shout
out sea bass. Oh yeah,here's your cookies. D it. Your

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cookies will look like you, butyour cookies will look Let's see here some
what do you show? Mail?Call? All right, let's see in
response to today's show, what areyou doing an announcement for a sponsor is
not being an influencer. That isa sponsor. Sponsors are companies that pay
for whatever you are doing, yourtour, et cetera. In return you

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announced what company is and what theydo. That is advertising. Sponsors advertising
them and around a long time timebefore the Internet, even before television came
out. Influencers are born out ofInstagram. We're pretty people with glamorous lives,
attractive following, and that's pretty muchit. They promote product, services,
restaurants. But Menace is taking amodern invention, I mean modern position,

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born of a new modern form ofmass media and applying it to history,
essentially applying the past to the present, rewiring, rewriting the past to
conform to modern standards. Now thatthe part where they messed up on that
argument is said a sponsor like listening, a sponsor like Greig says, oh,

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this is brought to you by Butwhen you're doing a straight up commercial
and you're talking about your experience withthe product. You are being an influence,
right, an orsement endorsement? Yeah, like you know I can endorse
Toyota, right, that's what influencers. Yeah, but like, yeah,
it's just a different name, butit's the same same thing. Because I

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like you, menace, but thatwas a stupid thing you said. It's
a super bass email and Sea Bass'swords. You just conflated them. And
I'm extremely disappointed that Raby agreed withhim, when usually she's intelligent and the
voice of reason over everyone else.That's from Alexa. Alex, you're an
idiot, Alex says, yeah.Now, Alex nail this completely and correctly.
The reason the influer wasn't around influencer, I should say, it wasn't

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around fifty years ago. It isbecause it is a new thing, right,
And Alex outlines that and demolishes theargument, which again not Raby.
I wasn't in the room at thetime that you should have. You should
have handled my position on that.I should have. Ye, how do
you understand your position right now?The position is, why wasn't the word
influencer you used fifty years ago?Okay? But there just can't be a
new term for something but that thereason there is a new term is because

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it defines, it defines a newcategory of person. Yeah, the person
is a dude nothing who right,nothing right, who has no discernible talent
or does anything. It's just saysyou you're just talking about maybe use No,
you're saying you're I think you're implyingthat. For like Instagram models who
say that they're influencers, there's alsopeople that actually you things that you know,

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they produce videos and they actually putin effort and do something that is
creating. They wouldn't be an influencer. They would be an entertainer or like
you know, let's for it.Let's take the Flintstones. They used to
advertise cigarettes on the Flintstones. Thatwas a comedy show that we did advertising.
But they're not The Flintstones were notinfluence. They're not doing the same
goal. They're trying to gain peoplethe buy products. But what you're doing

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right now, inflating is what theguy just said. He said, you're
you're rewriting history to create your newto change. I understand you guys are
better hurt because I might be rightabout something. You're not. This guy
put it. Are they are theyare? Are they not trying to accomplish
the same goal, But it's justit's just something different arguing that why don't

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you guys answering my question, weare trying to Okay, and we have
they are trying to do the samething they're advertising. But the reason there's
a new term for it, influencer, it is because there's a new type
of person with a new profession whois trying to do that thing. Right,
So you're you're you're putting the carbefore the like in other words,
like I'm not going around telling everybodyI'm an influencer. I'm a radio person,
you're an entertainer, I'm an entertaineror whatever. I get that these

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people are going around I'm an influencer, and just based on that, you're
supposed to just being me, justbeing like, I think that is nothing.
I think that is very exaggerated,like because people want to be upset
that people actually make money off theinternet by just doing the blanket statement of
the people going around saying that they'reinfluencers. That may happen in like a

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minority amount of people that do thatkind of stuff, but the majority wouldn't
go around and just say I'm aninfluencer. I want to do that.
I talk to people at Coachella whosaid I'm an influencer. I literally talk
to people job. You don't thinkI don't talk to people like this all
the time as well. I goto all the same events that you do.
So I don't know the difference.I think different because I know I

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know that the goal that they accomplished. Would you rather be known as for
what you do? Now, like, oh, I'm a I'm a radio
guy, or would you rather beknown as an influencer? No, I'm
asking which one? Would you?What would you rather? I said,
I'd rather be known as a radioperson. Radio Michael Jordan sold Gatorade and
Nikes, but as an athlete,right, okay, it was a celebrity

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endorser, right, you know?All right, there is a difference.
I don't think we have enough time. Email nailed it? Yeah did he?
Yeah? He did? He didn'ta little bit more Raby's time here
a lot of time to get tothe after hours voicemail right now, but
we do have time for NERD nowthis is ned now with rabies saw the

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energy for a full report here?Do we need to go on power Save
or something. Just exhausted all ofour Monday, you know, Monday we
got the latest in the world ofNerd. Raby's Nerd Now. So the
final Guardians three weekend two numbers willbe out later today. And then as
we've been talking about Fast hits theatersthis weekend, and I really feel like

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the tracking numbers are way off.I think the box office trackers need to
rethink this because right now they havea track and it's seventy million, really,
which seems pretty low to me.Really, I think so too.
I don't know, like I honestlythe online buzz, yeah, I don't
see it going crazy. Oh really? Yeah? Interesting because I thought like

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a Fast and Furious movie would likenail one hundred million opening weekends. So
when I saw the number seven day, I thought, yeah, maybe people
are well I mean Newborians, youknow, people are saving money these days.
Maybe maybe you're right. Fast Xreally only has like one big weekend

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to make all their money because overMemorial Day you have the live action Little
Mermaid that swins into theaters and thatwill be the huge movie crush it that
is tracking between one hundred and tenand one hundred and twenty million dollars,
and then the following weekend. Finally, Greg, we've been waiting for this,
Finally the much anticipated sequel Spider ManAcross the Spider Man Freaking Dying for

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this movie, which is tracking betweenseventy and eighty million dollars. I showed
you those leaked Burking burgers. Thosewere pretty cool. Yes, yes,
Spider Man might get me back toBK just so I can have a burger
with a red bun and is like, yeah, it's cool, sucker.

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Now, a lot of famous peopleare showing up on the picket lines to
support the striking riders, right,and a lot of these famous people are
writers themselves, Like Mindy Kaling hasbeen showing up a bunch on picket lines.
And I saw a picture and Iwas like, whoah, Mindy,
you look awesome. And apparently,much like Rebel Wilson, only documenting it

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less, Mindy Kaling went on afitness journey. She looks really great.
I'm surprised as the first time you'veseen this, because as been going on
for quite a while. Yeah,that's I don't know where I've been.
Apparently my Mindy Kaling news hasn't beenpopping off her Wow, she did this
after becoming a mom. She toldPeople magazine, the truth is I spent

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so much time and energy trying tobe healthy. I just tell myself I
have to basically do twenty miles aweek, either hiking or running. Whoam
And she said, that's been soincredibly helpful to me. She also got
a trainer for her weightlifting sessions.She says she's changed her diet, eating
in moderation. She's a single momto a five year old daughter and a

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two year old son. She saidshe gets up real early and that's when
she does the workout. Right,she's so skinning out that people are worried.
Oh yeah, okay. Also,do you know who showed up on
the picket lines? Was imagine dragons? You see that they outside of Netflix?
Yeah, that's pretty cool, shesaid. I know people are really
interested in my biotti. It's aflattering and sometimes it's just a little much.

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So I don't try to tune itin too much, because you know,
Mindy Kailey is a very talented writerin her own right, So yeah,
she doesn't want people to be focusingon her body. But yet her
body is looking really great. Ifmy body was rocking. I would want
you to do nothing but focusing allthe articles you want. I'm rabiing for

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more nerd stuff. Check out thenerd Enough podcast at the Woody Show dot
com. Nerd all right, thankyou very much, Ravel you got more
arguing more Woody Show coming up next? Hang up? All right, the
crazy fan just brought cookies again andsomeone's gonna have to eat them and see
if they're poisoned. Most of theWoody Show will be right back, we
hope. Yeah, but I don'tknow, man, I think that'd be

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super weird too, being called theDevil's three Way when it's like two dudes
and one child venice in a threesome. Some gal show and we're into another
new hour of insensitivity training for apolitically correct World's Monday Morning. Yeah maybe
twenty twenty three. Today's payday ravethat should be ah please, I got

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paid on Friday. Whatever actually bouncedout a little bit. I haven't spending
that money like that. That's RayHere's great. Core Menace is here as
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got Sammy. Good morning board Caroline. They're here in the Woody Show production
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seven seven forty four Woody. That'seight seven seven forty four Woody. So
the weekend homework topic, what isyour unpopular opinion? Oh right, I
know, don't be nervous, noshare, just yeah, share. Yeah.

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Greg Judge up free in in oneof our meetings. He's like,
you know, I think this wouldbe a good topic. I said,
why, Greg, you have somebodygoes Oh yeah wow. We'll get into
some of the feedback on that comingup to sour Now, how is everybody's
Mother's Day yesterday? They might doanything easy, yeah, yeah, but

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we don't. We don't live.Yeah, you don't live close to to
the moms. It's hard to brunch. Yeah, you can't really brunch.
Although I was reading this thing aboutlike how man restaurants hate Mother's Day more
than any other day, more thanany holiday. Why because I would assume,
like the parties are a lot bigger, you know, Valentine's Day more
intimate, big groups. Yeah,they show up in waves. Food,

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fussy kids, tons of family membersfighting over splitting checks they say, coffee
cup lingerers and spend a ton ofmoney on alcohol thing either, right,
and uh, you know, theexpectations are set way too high because oh
it's a Mother's Day and like youknow, what has to be perfect.
Yeah, and then you get tohigher menu prices thanks to inflation and odd

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inflation. Yeah. So apparently,uh, thirty five point seven billion dollars
was spent on Mother's Day this year. He's yeah, five point six billion
alone on going to a meal oran outing of some kind. And Mother's
Day is the second busiest day inthe restaurant business, right behind what Raybe
mentioned Valentine's Day, which I thoughtthat, you know, Mother's Day because

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everybody's got a mom. Not everybody'sgot a Valentine. True, but not
everybody's mom is still with still alive. Yeah that's true. Maybe get your
spouse's mom, or that's true.Valentine's dayDay always jack up the menu.
Yeah, I saw multiple people flyingacross the country for Mother's Day. Really,
I go do it? Why?I mean, if you want a

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day off, Okay, it's verynice. Okay, So here we go.
Here's another here's another thing that gotme to well up a little bit.
I'm like, man, that isreally sweet. Yeah. I think
too much estrogen these days. Idon't know. Are you in? Man?
And that reminds me I got somethingelse for you. Um. So

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Bert Kreischer, our friend the Machine, he posted a video yesterday on his
instray Did you watch it? Did? Okay? So I think it's the
choice of song that showed. Didit get you too? Um? I
mean I didn't cry, but Ithought it was super sweet, really sweet,
really so uh. Burt was recordinghis FaceTime with his wife and there's
no dialogue on this. It's justthat whatever that song was, what was

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the song to build a home by? And I always forget the name?
Something orchestra Let's buy a babe orchestraand cinematic orchestra. Okay. He's talking
to Leanne on wishing her a happyMother's Day. It's all cash. Little
does she know. It's like it'sjust a text on the screen. Their

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daughter Georgia had come home and surprised. Oh from college, surprised the mom
And it was I pointed out tomy wife, is it why is it?
This is always the look like here'sleanne bert wife talking to Bert on
Mother's Day. He's being sweet andshe look just looks miserable, you know,
like talking to her husband who lovesher. Yeah, you know.
And I said, that's the samelook I get from you, Like there's

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no joy there, there's no whatever. But the minute that George Bright smile
crying. Oh good, her daughter, who she probably saw it within the
past few weeks, the surprise heron Mother's Day. I thought I was
very sweet. It was I thoughtit was very sweet. And Bert's just
he's got this big, dumb smile. Oh man, I love that guy.

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Yeah, that was a nice video. He's like a child, he
is. He's enjoying life. He'sjust a big kid. Yeah, he's
taking advantage of all of his opportunitiesand having fun with it. Yeah.
This has been I mean he wasVan Wilder listen. Yeah, seven years
in college. So he's still he'sbeen in arrested development literally, Yeah,

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enjoying life. Yeah, he's enjoyinghim more. Now. I had a
conversation with him not that long agowhere he was just talking about how you
know, not that long ago.I mean like since we've known him.
Like when we first met him,like there wasn't much going on, like
he said, like there, likehe wasn't making great money at all.

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And then and then all of asudden, like things really started to hit.
It's kind of like that story thatJoe Koy told us about all those
years of you know, just hustlingand doing all these little things, and
it's finally he had that year andit was like I think it was like
within a year or so after likehe met us, because he said he
equates all that stuff. So like, you know, we're part of this

(28:41):
memory of his, like of allthe things that happened. Kind of the
time, how do you remember likethe movie that was bigger, the song
that was bigger or whatever. Therewas like an association there for like when
things really popped for him, youknow. And so now like he's making
a ton of money and he's ableto do all this really cool stuff that
maybe he wasn't able to do before. He's doing all of it. Yeah,
he's got that new house and youknow, he's doing all this cool

(29:03):
stuff, and he's got the TwoBears podcast with Tom Yeah so good Man.
Yeah, and I like the sweetstuff. Yeah, it was nice,
good, it was real nice yepeight seven seven forty four Woody hit
is up with a text over totwo two ninety seven. We're gonna get

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into the into the topic. Whatis your unpopular opinion? Excellent? You
could share with us either through thephones or on the text. We'll go
through some of the feedback we gotin the after hour's voicemail leading up to
the topic today from last weekend,over the weekend, some of the Facebook
comments, Facebook dot com slash theWoody Show that's coming up next? Hang

(29:44):
up turns in a second, exactlywhat is this? What do you show?
All right? So what is yourunpopular opinion? This is our weekend
homework topic that you guys have beensetting your feedback on our Facebook, Facebook

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Show dot com after hours voicemails anytimeafter ten am. You could leave those
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something to add to a topic orconversation or just whatever else you want
to leave for us. Eight sevenseven forty four Woody And on the text
over to two to nine eight seven. Now, Greg, yes, since

(30:30):
this was your idea right this topic, we will start with you. What
is your unpopular opinion? This mightrub a lot of people the wrong way,
but the optics of firemen need improving. The other day in my neighborhood
there was a medical emergency. Afiretruck showed up and an ambulance showed up,
and I thought, what is goingon? There was some medical emergency.

(30:52):
It was pretty dire. And theyget out, they talk, they
walk slowly, and I'm thinking,hurry, nothing is happening. They get
the stretcher out and they slowly wheelit up the driveway. They chat some
more. Then they walk up thestairs, knock on the door. I'm
like, you guys have got tohurry right, and I make it at

(31:17):
least look urgent. Work on youroptics. Their coats are halfway. Yeah.
And then when you see when youdrive past a car crash and you
see medics and how about some emergencyhere? Don't just walk to them they're
dead. Well, then it isweird when you call the ambulance that a
fire truck is going to show upas well. Well, oh yeah,
hears as you gotta come on let'swell's streamline this. You get a smaller

(31:41):
vehicle, right, don't bacause Ibroke my ankle or something like that.
Yeah, firetruck, sprinter van orsomething like. Any kind of like ambulance
call is going to lead to aminimum of six, seven, eight people.
So it's not surprising that there arepeople milling, especially if it's not
like someone SOPR compressions or something likethat that had the same thought like,

(32:06):
maybe they're milling because other people areattending to this medical emergency. But they
were all milling and the stretch andthe stretcher sat on the driveway for so
long. I know what they're goingto say, say a lot, we
get a lot of BS calls.Yes, people who don't really need ambulances,
but still well to send less peopleknow there's a way to make this

(32:27):
more efficient, exactly taking smoke breaks, so they need to work on their
optics game. Uh. The otherone I had, And this maybe this
is not unpopular, but I trulybelieve that there's no such thing as what
they call a predatory loan. IfI'm sitting at home and somebody crashed through
my door and grabbed me under duressand made me sign a loan. Sure,

(32:49):
that's predatory. Yeah, but abunny rabbit doesn't ask a coyote to
attack it. It seeks out.You go and look for a loan,
you agree to the loan if youdidn't read it. Boo hoo. Yeah.
A lot of people just the termpredatory loan. You got to die.
They want something so badly they'll signanything that will allow them to get
it without really reading it or thinkinglike, oh, well, okay,

(33:12):
I'll figure that out later, right, And then they get into a situation
where it's like, wow, Iuh, I went and got this house
that's four hundred thousand dollars and Imake twenty five thousand dollars a year,
right, and then they realize,oh, for the first couple of years,
my payments are manageable, but itsays right here, after three years
it will be triple the amount,and then I can't afford it. Those
damn predatory spaces. I feel thesame about any loan, you know,

(33:36):
student loans. I get it.It sucks you got to repay him.
You feel like you're in and youwent through all this and now you're out
of college and you know, tryingto get a foot of h yeah right,
and it's it's not going. Butlike you know, nobody forced you
exactly. Don't take that loan.I mean, I'm agree unpopular opinion,
but so sorry. There's no suchthing as a predatory loan. Yeah,
let's go to uh Kim online numberone, Good morning him, good morning,

(34:01):
good morning. All right, what'syour unpopular opinion? I don't think
red velvet cake is a real thing, and I think that cream cheese frosty
from the past it should be calledbland velvet cake has no flavor none.
My evidence that I that I quotedwas that nobody wants a red velvet muffin

(34:27):
cream cheese. You only want itif it has the cream cheese frost Yeah.
Otherwise thing a muffin that HA wouldhave real icing. It's all about
the other chocolate muffins exactly, graymuffins exactly. Yeah, greed. All
right, Kim, thank you forthe call. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. That's eight seven sevenforty four. Wody. Somebody says,
uh, I'm from Minnesota. Ido not like Prince. Every time a

(34:50):
song comes on, a cringe alittle. I'm not even from Minnesota,
and that's an unpopular thing. Ihate Prince. Yeah, I'll see,
I'll see your don't lie amazing.Yeah, but eight yeah, but I
understand that because I feel the sameway about Bruce Springsteen. I don't get
it. Like, but if you'refrom Jersey and you say like, I
don't really or from Philadelphi and yousay, oh, I really know about

(35:12):
Rocky, there's like certain places whereyou have to be like, yeah,
you have to be like a worshiperof whatever it is just because they're Yeah,
they're from your area or whatever,right, that apparently makes them great.
Yeah, right, I don't carewhere Springs scenes from. No matter
where he's from. You can't saysix one people spending two months rent on

(35:35):
Taylor Swift tickets are stupid and youdon't deserve money. Is that unpopular?
I think that's a mainstream opinion there. They're just having fun, right,
let them live. I mean,if they want to do it financially,
responsibility is fine. Gill be homostnext month. Why are you just living
it on me? I agree withyou, but typically that would be something
that is true what they want todo. I'm surprised you. I think

(36:00):
it's a dumb decision. But ifthey want to do it, then go
ahead and do it. Rebby,what's your unpopular opinion? Let's kind of
stay where Kim was in the bakingrealm, and my unpopular opinion is oatmeal
raisin is the best cookie out there. I'm taking oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip
or whatever else you got. IfI'm going to the bakery, it's oatmeal

(36:23):
raisin all day. It is thebest cookie. Boom wow. Yeah,
to drop the hard truth, thankyou, thank you, the best cookie
out there? Wat how many?How many emails are gonna get for the

(36:45):
crossroads on that one? People aregonna hate me for this, but you
can have your bucket of chocolate chipsall day. Yeah, I would take
the oatmeal raisin cookie. Monster isgoing to jump in the parking lot.
I am look, I put itout there. I am willing to deal
with the conseq Here's what we call. Here's a call we got on the

(37:07):
after hour's voicemail. Hey, guys, unpopular opinion. Cold food out of
the refrigerator is the best. Idon't care what anybody says. Way better
chicken wing anything. It's way betterat the fridge. All right, thank
god? It just sounds like youmade an argument for all things chicken and

(37:29):
then pizza. I mean, Iagree, spaghetti yeah, called spaghetti no
he no, oh, they're theworst. I can speak on this and
I've gotten as I've been and onthe receiving end of this guy, you
guys made fun of me when especiallyI was living in the r V for
eating stuff like straight out of thecan, soup and all this, and
you guys said I didn't and inthe office all eat stuff it's unheated,

(37:50):
and I'm not. But this guy'swrong. It's not better, it's just
easier. Yeah, it's not atconvenience. It's not a better food experience.
Why wouldn't you choose something else,like, you know, the stuff
that you bring into the office thatyou just eat right the can, Like
he brought in like chili, likea cannon chili and he was just eating
this chili the can straight out ofthe can, Like why why that?
And not something else that would bemore conducive to you know, it's like
you're a hobo. Yeah, yeah, would you literally live in a van

(38:15):
by on the side of the road. You are a hobo? But that
was more just convenient. It's hereI don't want to take a trip to
then pour it in, because withlike a can, you gotta pour it
up. But then you bring thecannon chili here to eat cold, right,
But it's just but the can sits, and the cans were there whenever
I want it, and I grabbed. You can't eat. I don't have
to, like then do another bowlthan a heating you know, sometimes without

(38:35):
a spoon you discratched in your mouth. Yeah, all right, let's go
to uh. Isaac Hey, Goodmorning, Isaac Hey, good morning.
I hope this isn't something as controversialas rabies. I know, we're not
trying to get canceled. The bestit might be. It might be the
best cookies. What's your unpopular opinion? My unpopular in is I'm not the

(39:00):
biggest fan of bad bunny music.Oh I don't know, yeah, I
mean yeah, that seems to beone like right, or like Beyonce falls
in that category. God forbid yousay you don't like Beyonce. Yeah,
but the past year, I justbad Bunny is not. I don't know.
That's why I listened to you guys. Yeah, all right, yeah

(39:20):
we're bad Bunny free room. Yeah, for time being, all right,
Isaac, thank you for the call. Man. Yeah, there are those,
uh those artists. God forbid youcriticize or say that you're not a
fan. I think is certainly one. It was bad Bad Bunny currently.
I don't think currently right now.I think it's open season on Bad Bunny
because he's been dating Kendall Jenner.Yeah, it's over for you everywhere.

(39:45):
But if you actually follow you,Oh ye look, old man read some
news, yeah, man news,Yeah, the stuff that matters. Yeah.
I try to think of like whoelse who news? Who's the other
untouchable? I mean it was TaylorSwift obviously. Yeah. Like if you

(40:05):
want to throw people in that category, I would say beyond with Taylor Swift.
Yeah. Here's one music related fivesix two My unpopular opinion. I
like Nickelback. Oh that is unpopulacewhat he's been saying. I did too.
I mean they have got a lotof catchy songs. You must hate
them for some reason. Uh.Five and I and minus that, I
don't think The Office is all thatgood. Yeah you hear then? I
love The Office. Worship it.M I stopped watching when they started doing

(40:30):
that like weird iPad thing that weirdiPad. But when they got it,
when they became like a tech company, is that's that's when I fell off.
That was they became a printer company. No, but then they had
like some weird iPad. There wasno iPad. Oh they that was part
of that company. They had likea weird triangle thing. Yeah for saber.

(40:51):
Yeah, there you go. Okay, Okay, that was like a
small story of a right of aseason. Uh, let's go to Rick.
Good morning, Rick, Rick,morning morning. All right, So
what's you're on? Popular opinion?Summers upon us? It's gonna get really
bad. My problem is billy shirtson people with bellies. Been saying,

(41:15):
yeah, dude, well I thinkit was because I'm no spell fella and
I would never wear a cut offshirt, and I wish people who had
like enormous muffin tops. Really,you know, do you need to show
that off? Yeah, well youcan't. You don't have to look.
Yeah, I do, because you'rein my face and you're walking around in
public, and therefore I see you. Rick. I'm not even talking about

(41:36):
like a like a crop top ora short shirt or something like that,
like as a fat guy, Iwould I don't even I wouldn't even tuck
my shirt in because it off.Yeah, yeah, exactly, it's a
it's an unflattering Look, what doyou care? And just because you can
wear just because they make it inyour size, doesn't mean you should wear
it. Yeah. I mean,like, Rick, you're you're speaking more

(41:57):
to uh, you know, justin general, like, no matter how
over the top, out of shape, disgusting, somebody is as long as
they lean into it, you're supposedto lean into it, as long as
they're like, no, I'm I'mbeautiful, I'm You got to throw in
the word empowering, it's empowering meaningless. Yeah, all right, Rick,
thank you, Yeah, all right, thanks man. Let's see here.

(42:22):
I agree with this one. ShanTesla's are overrated. Agreed you should have
to pass a political competity to competentcompetency test to vote. Oh that's good.
Yeah. Agreed. Children should bea privilege, not a right,
and there should be a limit,says Monica. All right. Michael says

(42:45):
that tipping should be a tax,right off if we're paying employees all interest
in interesting angle or at least yeah, deductible Tracy pet parents are not the
same as real parents. They're alsonot parents. Yeah, yeah, that's
just a well that's not a BAinvention of the social media area. Okay,

(43:05):
so the last time we brought thatup, there was a text and
we didn't get to it on theair, but somebody said, okay,
well then um, you know,yeah, you didn't get birth to them.
But so you saying that people whoadopt children they're owners of that children,
that child because they didn't they didn'tbirth them. That's a good angles
not angle. Legally, you're stillthe legal parent and guardian. You can't

(43:27):
just like toss them to You can'tjust leave them the side of the road.
Terrible argument, as you still haveall the same legal responsibilities for a
human being you do not have fora animal. All right, So what's
your unpopular opinion? Eight seven sevenforty four? Woody hit us up with
a text over to two two nineeight seven. We'll be right back,
Sit tight more next weird this allright, welcome back everybody. We'll go

(43:59):
for some more of these calls andtext messages. What is your unpopular opinion?
Eight seven seven forty four. Whatif you'd like to get on the
air with yours? Send yours onthe text if you like to do it
that way over to two two nineeight seven. Now keep in mind you
can also be anonymous. We don'thave to, right, you know,
make us a name whatever. Somepeople now I understand, like they don't

(44:21):
even want to put like they're votingfor whoever they vote for, but they
don't necessarily want to put a signin their yard or have anybody know because
they don't want the blowback exactly fromtheir friends and family. I've heard of
so many people who no longer havea relationship with different people, family members
or friends because of politics. Yes, you know, and so you just
keep all that stuff. Yeah,but you should be able to have a

(44:44):
conversation, especially amongst friends and familyand agree to disagree. I mean,
I get that, but I knowthis day and age, it just can't
happen, right if you're opposite sides, you can't talk calmly anymore. They
are stupid friend Mike show killer,it's his life, you know, Like
he won't go visit his sister becausehis brother in law is a Trump guy,

(45:07):
and so he just doesn't see hissister for holidays again necessary you know,
these nephews and stuff like that's sodumb it is so because he'll be
there right, like, what doyou child? I know? Come on,
man, um, all right,here we go. Popular baby name.
Now, there's always many versions ofthis, right um. The most

(45:29):
legit one I think is from theSocial Security Administration, because not what people
say are their favorite names is whatpeople are actually naming their kids, all
right, So, um, it'sa lot of the same crap. For
boys, Liam was number one again, it's been number one for the last
couple of years. Fall by Noah, which, okay, unpopular opinion.
That's a soft little boy name.Yeah, like Noah, Like there's nothing

(45:52):
like I'm gonna send no over thereto kick your ass. I don't know
any adult know us I do,right, Yeah. And also Noah's a
getting like one of those other namesthat we've talked about before, the no
matter. You know, you couldbe sixty Noah and like it just I
don't know. That's a little boy'sname totally, like Billy. Next after
Noah is Oliver, And that's nota child's name, that's a cat's name.

(46:15):
That's a little boy's name too.Oliver James, Elijah, William,
Henry, Lucas, Benjamin and Theodoreround out the top ten for boys.
That's good names. Olivia still thenumber one name for girls, followed by
Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Sophia, Isabella, Ava, Mia, Evelyn,

(46:35):
and Luna, which there again,this is all like. Luna is
the only new name on the list. That's again not a name for people.
That's a dog's name and in factor a cat Hello, Benna love
Good and Harry Potter Duff. Accordingto the American Kennel Club. It was
also the most popular name for femaledogs last year. Yeah, Luna,
Luna's a good girl. Luna likesbelly rubs. Yeah, Luna wants to

(47:07):
be cheatchy on the couching Craig.That's right, you want to be CHEATCHI.
Luna's a good Girlie's baby. I'venever met a human Luna never.
I'll get ready, okay, coming, Yeah, number ten in the list
for girls. At least we're outof the Aiden Brandon, Kayden, Jaden,

(47:28):
Vaden blatant. Right. That's whatI was gonna say about the boys'
names, especially because those are likemore like kind of old timing names like
these are like your grandfather's names,Henry, you know, Benjamin, what
do you feel all right, whatis your unpopular opinion? Sea Bass?
I will rip mine from the headlines. Sorry, menace, but bud life.

(47:53):
Isn't that cool? Really going outon a wind there? But yeah,
but it's not just it's not justnot cool for let's say John Morant,
a guy who was who's gonna maketwo more flashing guns around? It's
just not cool in general. Butthis is an unpopular opinion because you know,
for the past thirty years, youknow, you go back to early

(48:15):
nineties, NWA, Snoop Dog,etc. It's become the stard Yeah,
all that stuff, like everybody alittle kids, you know, like people
your son's age. Would you're like, oh man, I'm gonna be a
thug. No, it's not cool. No, not cool. It's not
interesting. That's nothing positive. Andit's not hard to do either. It's
super easy to be violent and shootpeople and steal things. That's not hard
to do. It's not cool againcool everybody rich or poor? Sorry,

(48:37):
not cool. Yeah, it's what'syour unpopular opinion? Okay, Now I'm
just gonna state that I do supportit, and I think it does help
a lot of people. But Ifeel that there is a large majority of
people that do therapy that are justnot honest with themselves, that they dispretend
that they don't know why they actthe way that they do, and they

(48:58):
go to therapy to try to figureout even though they already know the answer.
So wouldn't they go to therapy toa waste of time? No?
Well, for some people, Ithink it is really Yeah, I see
what he's saying. I'm saying like, oh, I'm an alcoholic. Well
but well, yeah, your parentswere alcoholics, okay, and uh that

(49:20):
therefore you learned it from them.So but why why would you like go
there to figure out why you're analcoholic? Well, because the therapy then
helps you to become like a functioningperson. Yeah, not alcoholic. I
think there's a lot of people thatpretend to be stupid. They don't,
like, I don't know why theyact away that they do. I think

(49:42):
a waste of time are the peoplethat go to the doctor then lie to
the doctor or they go to therapy, and it's kind of it's kind of
on the same level as that theylie to the therapist, you know,
like, what's the point That isa waste of time? That's true,
that is a waste of time.Let's go. My marriage sucks, Like
yeah, because your husband's a dick, Let's go. Jessica. Hey,
good morning, Jessica, Jessica,good morning with a show. What's your

(50:06):
unpopular opinion? So I feel thatif you're in a long term relationship and
you, as the one of thepartners doesn't give sex or felicie or whatever,
that you should let your partner goout and get those things. Okay,
So if you're not getting it enoughat home, you should be able
to go out and get it elsewhere. There's plenty of people that just don't

(50:30):
give it out at all, andit's like, well, if you're going
to be in a relationship, that'spart of a relationship, it's a very
big part of a relationship, andyou should let that person get it somewhere
else, all right, Yeah,I mean yeah, yeah, the old
switcheroo. Like I have a friendthat I know who got married to a

(50:51):
girl who like was pretty much anympho up until they got married, and
then once they got married they hada kid, was like sex drive just
dried up, and it's like it'sa miracle if he gets anything. Wow,
you know, other than like maybehis birthday, or occasionally that female
will say, oh is that allyou you want to be in this relationship?

(51:12):
For it? It's I forgot thecomedian. It said, I bought
my house with all the functioning things. If the toilet, you know of
the bathroom, if you tell methat, Yeah, that's not how that
works a deal. All right,Jessica, thank you for the call.
Appreciate list of the Woody Show.Let's go to Mark Hey. Good morning,
Mark, Mark Hey, good morning, guys morning. What's your ular
opinion? Real quick? You havethat last call or the phone number?

(51:36):
Yeah, yeah, what a goodcall. Um. My unpopular opinion is,
uh, anybody that's on any kindof government assistance should be drug tested.
In the second part is if they'recaught buying alcohol, cigarettes, Starbucks
or an iPhone, they should losethose benefits because they have too much insposable

(51:59):
income and this stupid. All right, Yeah, I agree with you on
the on the government assistance and thedrug testing thing for sure. I brought
that up before, and that iscertainly an unpopular opinion. I definitely hear
about that every time I brought thatup, right, um, uh Starbucks,
I can make an understand I canmake an understandable argument for that.
Well, a lot what I thinkwhat he's saying, A lot of people

(52:20):
who cry for I really just don'tselfish. Yeah. In fact, I
was at the grocery store yesterday andthe guy was talking to cashier. I
guess they have somebody they know incommon, and they were basically telling the
cashier how to get around something sothey can get these benefits from the state.
And they go, oh, youdon't have to do a you don't
have to do like a basically likea work affirmation thing, or oh no,

(52:43):
you don't have to do that ifyou But what you need to do
is you need to tell them thatyou have a mental disability or you know,
some kind of mental health and thenyou get you get two hundred and
fifty dollars a week. Oh sweet, for nothing from the magical money for
Yeah, this guy neck tattoos ifyou can believe it? No, yeah,
yeah, shocking. All right,Mark, thanks for the call man,
appreciate it. Thanks. Let's goto h b K. Good morning,

(53:06):
b K b K. Yeah,what I'm talking there shouldn't be car
correls or shelf solf check out.I don't get paid a discount for doing
myself checkout, and the car correlstakes jobs away from those used to be
initial jobs for people starting uh workingin the grocery industry. Okay, Cartnard

(53:35):
having to say about that, Look, I hear this sort of a bs
from mouth breeders all the time hereright now. And yeah, if you
don't want self checkout, that's fine, you can use it. Yeah,
don't use it there. Yeah,you're not forced to use that. By
the way, car carrels haven't beenaround all the time. Guess what people
didn't dump there in the fifty sixtyseventies Google image search old pictures. You
don't see carts scattered across the lotbecause people weren't affing animals. They take

(54:00):
their cards all the way back tothe front of the store. So his
arguments fall flat on both cases.And not really yes, really really really
wrong. Before they before they usedto have people and especially in free level
jobs, that was their job togo out and rock. They still do,
they still do if they had thatjob, and they get think I
expressed before as a member of theyou know, grocery union. Yeah,

(54:22):
that was not my job job.Yeah. The argument The argument is that
yes, okay, so the employeeswill go and they'll collect them from the
corrals. They shouldn't be chasing individualcards at various places throughout the park.
They will if you because they haveto, because I'm not still to leave
it forever, and that is stillthe job for them to go. You're

(54:44):
not you're not seeing like the customersgo out there and collect the cards from
the corral unless that's all the whichagain, all it takes is twenty five
cents, crazy fat asses. Yeah, and no one leaves their cards out
like I'd like to self checkout becausei can get out of there quicker because
I'm also not an idiot and Iknow how to work it, like unlike
ninety percent of people that are inthat line, they look at it like

(55:04):
it's cute, you know, idiotsat the ATM. At the same time,
I know a lot of people thathate them and don't use them for
that reason because they like it.Never worked. You can go to a
cashier, can't thank you for thecall. Appreciated me. Let's go to
h Adam. Good morning, Adam, morning morning. All right, what's
your unpopular opinion? All right,So this might strike a nerve or two

(55:27):
but considering the franchises, both franchisesas a whole, Star Wars is better
than Marvel. Okay, I'm surethat's unpopular at all. Really a lot
of people feel that way. Yeah, I would say people that love Star
Wars and Marvel over fifty percent feelthat way. Yeah. So I'm saying,
like from the outside looking in,I would say from me at like

(55:49):
from somebody got nerve community today,I would have to I would have to
start stop watching one. It wouldbe Marvel and it wouldn't even do it
would yeah, wow, the samething. Surprised these pea really, see
I would I would have lost thatbest I would. I would have say,
wouldn't you have said Greg Marvel overStar Wars for Ray because of the
variety? Yeah, I would havesaid DC. But all right, Adam,

(56:13):
appreciate you listening to the Wood Show. Sammy, what's your unpopular opinion?
I don't actually believe our votes count. With that being said, I
do vote like the people who say, you know, they don't believe in
God, but then sometimes they prayjust in case. I vote just in
case, But I don't actually believethey count. Yeah, I'm kind of

(56:36):
with Sammy not I wish you wouldhave had something a little bit more like,
you know, controversial, like Rabi'smeal reaction. You got the most
reaction out of anybody. But I'mwith Sammy on that, not because of
the most recent like elections, becauseof all the voter fraud stuff, but
like I would say, fifteen yearsago, I went to go turn in

(56:59):
my bad towards the end and theyjust threw it under the machine and they're
like, oh, we'll count itlater. Pretty much are you printing out
the response? It's like when yousee the stories about oh, they found
like a whole batch of uncommon ballotsand this peah, it's I think it's
just the sheer numbers. It's sobig that I don't I don't think that

(57:22):
to say that every vote is counted, I don't think that's necessarily even.
I mean, I'm sure in someway it's possible, but like not with
the system like can some places likethey literally have a box with a padlock
on it where people are dropping theiryou know, their paper ballot into anything.
Other places are a touchscreen and everythingin between, and we all know
how well things work exactly. Peoplewant to go home. It's a late

(57:45):
night. Yeah, throw them inthe trash. Yeah, that's your opinion.
Oh man is also ripped from theheadlines. And I know a lot
of people aren't gonna like this.It's a it's a big thing right now.
But you know, I feel thatit is possible to be supportive of

(58:05):
somebody's decision to be trans and notagree with everything one like there. I
think there is a middle ground there, Like, I don't care if somebody
wants to live their life as awoman and be called this name from now
on and now you're a chick orfine or a dude, whatever the case
may be, fine, But ifthat means I gotta go along with,
you know, now, biological mencompeting with women in sports, and also

(58:30):
these drag shows in front of kids, Like do you realize what kind of
stink would be raised if we hadchicks from the Spearmint Rhino showing up at
a you know whatever and doing thosesteam types of moves and dances and like,
people would freak out. But becausethe people in question are in drag,
you're you're not supposed to say anythingabout it. I just think that's
wrong. And then also the genderaffirmation stuff for anybody under the age of

(58:53):
eighteen. If you want to beeighteen and up and you decide that's what
you want to do, great,I don't care go for it. But
like you know, seeing seeing theargument that I don't think that you should
have to agree with everything the matterpercent in order to be then supportive of
somebody. We know plenty of people, or be deemed phobic. There's a

(59:15):
couple there's a couple of listeners thatshow up to our events who are trans
I don't have any problem with themat all. I really, I really
don't. But if it means thatI have to fall in line with all
this stuff, I guess if it'sone or the other that I would say,
then no, if that's if that'syour only option. But I'm saying
I don't have any problem. Ifyou, however, you want to live

(59:35):
your life or whatever name you wantto go by, or whatever pronouns you
want to go by, it's fine. Send your tweets to at JK Rowling,
leave her be, it's fine.But but the fact that you know,
if I'm not in lockstep one hundredpercent with whatever it is that people
want to do under the guise ofthat, well, you know, I
guess that I would be okay withbeing labeled a transphobe, even though I

(59:59):
can tell you that I'm not rightright and I know that I'm not.
I just think it's crazy some ofthe other things that and I think that's
just people who want to like shovein the face of people who are completely
opposed to everything. I get it. Yeah, that's it. We gotta
take a break. Thank you foryour calls and your text messages everybody.
Yes, I appreciate that. Theconversation continues on the after hours voicemail and

(01:00:22):
we can get some of your followup a little bit later. We'll take
a quick break or what he showsnext time? What he shows going to
step away right back though soon,I think it. Hey, thanks to
everybody who came out Friday night forthe fiesta. It was. It was
great, good time man. AllTime Low had the best time. They

(01:00:43):
love it. They just kept tellingme because they were They were there before
they went on, obviously, butthey were like hanging out and whatever.
This is so cool, man,I know, and like they were,
you know, having I think Jack, the guitar player for All Time Low,
I think he was drunk before heeven hit the stage. That was
cool, and he was really worriedabout It's like, come on, maybe
I had a little bit too muchof drink and said, what are you
talking about? I thought you wererock and roll dude, right, I

(01:01:06):
said, it's great. I shouldjust go up there and have fun.
Who cares Y chugged, Oh wow. They were fantastic. Yeah, like
a perfect fit. It was fun. It was just a lot of fun.
Yeah, and everybody who was outthere super cool and kind, and
everybody at the Congre room, ofcourse, they're always so nice to us,
and in hosting us, DJ MagicMatt he was good. Who who

(01:01:30):
filled in for Scotty Fox. ScottyFox was DJing a wedding on Friday,
so he wasn't able to be there. It's our first event that we've done
without DJ Scotty Fox. He's beenavailable, he's almost had it. He
had that cal Ripken record going.Yeah. Yeah, he was missed,
but it was a great time.So man, two events right in a
row, super awesome with the youknow what, he showed Disney takeover and

(01:01:54):
then it went right into the Fiesta. That was the first Fiesta we've been
able to do in three year.Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
And now we move into another coolWoody Show event and we have tickets
for you all this week. Soour friend comedian Bert Kreischer The Machine.

(01:02:16):
Yes, he's got his debut,his motion picture debut, his debut movie.
It's called The Machine. Mark Hamillis his father. Yeah, Luke
Skywalker, Mark Hamill playing Bert's father, and the retelling of his classic story
The Machine in Theater'smorial Day weekend.And we have this cool epic tailgate event

(01:02:38):
that we are doing next Thursday,So going into Memorial Day weekend. So
not only will you be there tosee it before everybody else with The Woody
Show and Bert Kreischer, Yeah,but there's gonna be like food and drinks
and everything else. And we saycongratulations to call her ninety eight now on
the list. First name on thelist, Mike and Arcadia. Yeah,

(01:03:07):
so I was talking to I wastalking to Burke. He's super excited.
That's awesome. He's liked, that'sso cool. I can't believe you guys
are hosting this event. Said,well, you're definitely gonna be there,
right, Oh of course. Yeah. So yeah, Well we'll see you
next week. Mike, hang onone second, we'll get all your information.
You know, we're number one inArcadia about no you alright, man,

(01:03:29):
hang on one second. We willget all of you info, more
chances to get on that guest listshow. And so we've got some of
the trending news headlines helping up foryou this hour, this new hour of
insensitivity, trading, trade, politicallycorrect world. It's Monday morning, It's

(01:03:50):
made fifteenth. I'm money, that'sraving. Good morning, Great Gory is
here, Hio, We've got minutes. What is see that? Sammy is
here? Hello? Phones are openeight seven seven forty for Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also hit us up with
the text excuse me chewing, letme reach that, swallow it? Oh
yeah yeah, some of that textover to two to nine eight seven news

(01:04:15):
headlines. Got a brand new rednecknews. So what do you show if
you ever got a flat tire onyour house? That Redmack news and today's
Redneck News is from Hastings, Pennsylvania, which is about ninety miles east of
Pittsburgh. You got this sixty sevenyear old fellow named Roger Young. He's

(01:04:36):
an exterminator and he's the owner ofYoung's Pest Control as a hero, and
this apartment complex hired him become spraypesticide in the units first of all units.
Well, a few days later,one of the tenants was still seeing
spiders, reported to the apartment managerand then decided to take a look at
the cameras that they had set upin their apartment to see if Roger or

(01:04:59):
if anybody he'd actually been in thereto spray, or if it's just one
of those things that they say theydid and they didn't really do it right
and board and Roger spray all right. Oh god, there he was on
video, peeing all over the customersliving room. He peed in several different
spots around the living room, ontheir rug, their couch, a side

(01:05:20):
table, even on their kids toys. Yeah oh yeah, suh. Here
is this is the guy who gothis stuff. Pete on talking to the
local news. My cat was sittingat the corner while he was yearn eating,
and we're pretty sure that it splashedonto the cat. I mean saying

(01:05:41):
it upsets me is that he yearneatedon my daughter's toys. It's just it's
a little girl, you know,and she played with it in his pee
for Coodd's. Yeah, before theyrealized because it was a couple of days
literally, So the cops are called. Roger arrested for a criminal mischief and
disorderly conduct, and when asked whyhe did it, Roger told him that
he was quote having a bad dayand sick of people. All right,

(01:06:05):
all right, that explains it.Hey, there you go. That was
my recipe for homemade bug spray.That's right with your grammy and chlorine.
Yeah, and then you charge yourgrandma for I know, dollar a bucket.
I sold your grandma pee pretty good. Well. That is from Hastings,

(01:06:27):
Pennsylvania. That is sixty seven yearold Roder Young, an exterminator who
sprayed pe all over a customers apartmentwhen he was there to spray for spider.
That is today's d Nick fun fact. Every time we take a break,
Woody powers down like an animatronic andthere the Woody Show. We'll be

(01:06:49):
back in a minute. Actually,I understand what you're saying, you just
don't know what the hell you're talkingabout. Monday morning, Yeah, what
are some of the trending news headlines? Greg gory Well John Morant to the
Memphis Grizzlies is officially an idiot.Oh my, you need confirmation. Yeah.

(01:07:15):
So back in March, he wason Instagram Live flashing a gun around
in a nightclub in Denver. Hesaid it wasn't his gun, but either
way, but he was still flashing. Yeah, he was flashing it and
got suspended eight games without pay.It was a big deal. And now
he did it again. So Saturdaynight, he was on Instagram Live.
He was in a car with afriend. They're just listening to NBA young

(01:07:35):
boy, and then the camera pansover to John Morant and you see him
holding a gun for about a fullsecond before the camera turns away. So
far no statement from the Grizzlies.This is what c Bass was just saying
in the Unpopular Opinion segment, likelife, what is hit about? Like?
Why do people think this is socool? You know, just like

(01:07:55):
flashing guns around years? I justlike know, but here, okay to
the point where it's getting in away of you making millions of dollars,
like you're that dumb? Right,it's that cool? So I went online
and looked at the comments, anda lot of people defending him, saying
he doesn't have the right to beararms. Look is that most of the

(01:08:23):
split by the way, by theway, real responsible gun on the ship,
just driving in a car and justI will say I did look like
he had decent what they call ittrigger control there his figure wasn't actually on
the trigger. So okay, goodBarnus points there. For all the defenders
of the Second Amendment, this isnot the person rally behind. I'm disregitating
what they said, and no truedefenders of the Second Amendment are going to

(01:08:46):
use this guy as their example.NA, young boy, what kind of
credit does he have out on thesestreets because I kind of heard he was
a bitch in general, like hewasn't a cool rapper, like he was
kind of out there. I haveno uh geez, no, I have
no no, no, I haveno reference on what you're saying in regards

(01:09:08):
to him, like he's kind oflike known as like cheaper because there was
a Cartnoks video I did a coupleof years ago where the guy opened the
door and NV. I didn't knowwhat the song was, but the apparently
NBA young Boy or it was againgreat name. We've talked about this guy
before. He was like he wasblasted that and then a bunch of the
comments said, oh, of course, that kind of the kind of guy
that listened to like NBA young boy, Like he's like not respected in the
rap game. You know, Ihave not heard this about him. I'm

(01:09:30):
gonna start using my my new nameMcDonald's middle aged. Yeah. Well,
speaking of the grand Fox's daughter Karinwent on Instagram. She said that Jamie
Fox is out of the hospital,he's recuperating, and that he was even
playing some pickleball recently. Well good, it has sen out for a while.
Uh. And the reason that theycame out and started saying this stuff

(01:09:53):
is because there were a couple ofposts over the weekend saying like that his
family and friends were preparing for theYeah, right, exactly, Like,
hold on, guys, see,this is what happens when you're not have
any clarity on stuff. I knowyou want to have your privacy, but
it makes it It makes things worseif you just don't clarify what's going on.

(01:10:14):
Well, they've been asking for prayerswhile he was in the hospital after
some kind of medical complication. Idid too, my candle, Yeah,
I did hopes and prayers, Soit was kind of a double he got
out of it thing. His daughtersaid the record straight said, he's been
out of the hospital for quite awhile. So that's good. Um.
In the subway chokehold case, whenthat former marine Daniel Perry A. Penny

(01:10:36):
put Jordan Neely, that homeless guyin a chokehold, h Daniel Penny turned
himself in to face what the DAdecided would be second degree manslaughter charges.
But he's out of bail um asa Friday. So the family of Jordan
Neely, that's the Michael Jackson impersonatorwho he choked out, says he should
have been charged with murder instead ofmanslaughter, should have been arrested sooner.

(01:10:56):
Now, if he does get convictedof second degree manslaughter, he could face
up to fifteen years in prison.So far he hasn't entered a plea,
and now that he's out on bond, he cannot leave the state without approval.
So next up in that case,Daniel Penny will be in court sometime
in July. This truly goes toa jury of his peers. I can't
see anybody convicting this guy. You'reon a subway. These are all New
Yorkers who would be on the jury, right and here's a guy and you've

(01:11:19):
all rode the subway, and Imean, I've been on a subway when
there's been somebody acting crazy. Andthis guy's telling you like, I'm gonna
kill everybody. I don't care.I don't care about going to jail.
But right, what he's supposed todo. I don't think he set out
like you said, I don't thinkhe's set out to kill him, right,
But the fact that they he jumpedup and restrained him, and yeah,
good for him. He should have, I guess the argument. But

(01:11:41):
it sucks. He look, itsucks he died. But we can also
stomp with like, you know,every decent picture this guy's ever had taken
of him in his life being flashergarlike, oh what a great guy.
No, this guy was a pieceof garbage. And the context to it,
Dude, remember how he was onthat list of the fifty people who
need help the most. Yeah,just kind of somehow went through the cracks.
Yeah, Yeah, this guy's apiece of garbage. He had issues,

(01:12:03):
no doubt, mental health issues andotherwise. But like, hey,
man, if you're on the planeand you're trying to open the door and
someone chokes you out, or you'reon the train telling everybody like they're gonna
die, and you don't care ifyou go to jail, like what happens
to you? App for that?Who cares? I who cares? The
argument will be, Hey, ifyou're gonna use one of those moves,
you have to know when to stopusing that moves. That's why it's gonna

(01:12:26):
be whatever was second degree means,it's gonna be like, hey, man,
you didn't tend to do it,but you right as someone who's using
this, As someone who's using thismaneuver, you have to use it responsibly.
Yeah. And then that penny guylooks like a seventies porn star he
does photos does Oh that's a track, So you'll send him the jail for
that at least a few years.Yeah, not guilty on this, but
we got something else to talk aboutin court. Did you guys see that

(01:12:47):
story the thirteen year old kid inMichigan who used his sling shot to stop
his sister from being kidnapped. Ionly heard the headline. Yeah, they
were in their yard and all ofa sudden, this guy emerges from the
woods behind their house grabs the girlwho's eight years old. Again, the
brothers thirteen, grabs his slingshot,hits this guy in the head, also

(01:13:11):
in the chest, and then heruns off and the sister's fine. Here's
a here's a rep of the MichiganState please breaking down what happened. But
yeah, stop by a slingshot.The suspect had come through the woods and
grabbed her like hand over the mouth, arm around the waist, and was
attempting to pull her into the woods. I mean, he really is the

(01:13:33):
one that I believe saved his sisters, either life or from something seriously bad
happening to her. You know,for a fourteen year old to see that
and to pop into action that quicklyis extraordinary. Yeah, with a slingshot
like Denis Men, get this turtYeah, yep, locked up, he's

(01:13:54):
in jail. I wouldn't just believehe saved her. He did? Yeah,
I believe question. Yeah, Yeah, I think we all believe.
I get it. You want toget some shine gets you the police.
But the kid handled this situation.Yeah, I know. He stopped playing
his game of Jack's sling shot.The only thing good for him that stops

(01:14:15):
bad guys is good guys with slingshots. Yeah. I gotta say congrats
to Linda Jakarino. She's the newCEO of Twitter. So when Elon Musk
bought Twitter, he always said hewould step down a CEO. So it
was announced over the weekend that it'sLinda Yaccarino. She was the advertising chief
or NBC Universal modernized their ad businessand she says she's committed to Twitter's future.

(01:14:36):
Apparently she's really well liked, wellrespected in the industry, and everything
else gonna be interested. And Ithought of menace when I heard she said
that user feedback is vital in orderto build what she says will be Twitter
two point zero. I mean yourfeedback. I read some of her old
tweets from her previous company, andshe had some pretty good ideas. Okay,

(01:14:58):
so it could be good, andI mean it's it's a super smart
move getting somebody that's good in withthe ad business because that's what they need
obviously, right, So that's what'sgoing on. Would all right? What
about the what kind of take doyou have in this whole like Adidas situation.
I don't know if you guys haveheard this is very well aware of
it before everybody else. Adidas hasdecided to sell the remaining stock of yeasys

(01:15:21):
and donate some of the proceeds someof the proceeds to charity. Um,
like, at least they're being onthem. Yeah, Now here's the thing.
There was a point where they wereconsidering destroying them. But we're talking
about millions of pairs. Yeah,and my question was like, how do
they have somebody? I thought theywere hard to get because because Kanye made

(01:15:41):
them super hard to get. Okay, so they had a ton, they
had a ton, but they werelike on his schedule. It's like the
hot club in town, but they'regoing sorry and have people lined up and
there's nobody in there. Sometimes theywould go against him and release them,
and then he would have a fitover it. Well, it's something that
they call artificial scarcity. Yeah,you know, putting it out there,

(01:16:01):
that making it hot, like youcan't get it. Meanwhile there's millions sitting
in the wear. Yeah, kindof like the Great grape nuts shortage of
COVID times, artificial scarcity, rememberthat everything? Oh yeah, Like,
oh guys, there's gonna be asupply chain shortage of grape nuts, cerea,
go out and get them now,Eggs toilet paper everything. Yeah,

(01:16:23):
yeah, well they're well, Imean it was hard to get toilet paper.
I don't know there was a shortageof toilet paper, but everybody need
everybody needed toilet paper, but theydidn't need as much as they got.
Yeah, but you were told thatthe regular supply chain was as normal,
but then people were over indulged.But I've never seen the shelf empty in
the cereal aisle for grape nuts.Yeah, well, how how hard could
it be to buy rocks? Theother the other story I keep seeing pop

(01:16:46):
it up as the Rolling Stone reportthat they released on Friday about the former
and current employees of the Kelly ClarksonShow. Oh yeah, it's a toxic
Oh no, she's the latest.No no, it's not her. People
around her. So yeah, they'recrying about being overworked, underpaid, and

(01:17:08):
that working there was traumatizing to theirmental health. And the problem seems to
be the executive producer, this thiswoman, I forget her name, But
they all said Kelly herself is notthe problem. They believe that Kelly has
no clue how unhappy her staff is. So Kelly Clarkson has responded saying that
what's been reported is unacceptable and saidthe senior staff, including herself, will

(01:17:29):
undergo leadership training to ensure that quoteany notion of toxicity is eradicated. A
great word when you don't have anythingto say. Well, I was reading
something because like the first four pagesof the article they didn't mention anything specific.
I'm like, yeah, well,like what is going on here?
Well, there was there was alot of yelling. So like the executive

(01:17:51):
producer is like yelling at at someof the other people, like you know,
about doing something or about messing somethingup. And they would get yelled
at, and they were saying likeI couldn't even bring myself to go to
I know it's that, don't soI know people that work in daytime television.
Yeah, and it's a bunch ofpussies that are lazy. And then
the producers are like, hey,we gotta yeah something, and the producers

(01:18:15):
are over the top and they actlike everything is like the end of the
world. So yet that that's whereeverything is at. Yeah, Like there
was like some mention there about likeits urgency and deadlines. Yeah, because
the show's going on or taping orafter all. Right, Yeah, that's
where in frustrations with incompetency, andso people lose their patients and go,
what's your problem? I go getthe whatever, bring it up. And

(01:18:41):
I'm not saying that all the complaintsare nonsense, but like some of the
ones that I was reading about,I was thinking back, dude, I
was thinking back to one program directorin particular that I worked for. This
guy would throw stuff at you,yell and scream, and all you want
to do is do a good jobfor the guy, and like nobody was
mad at him, you know,was just like, oh, man,
but these days, right, rememberthe whole other guy that we worked for,

(01:19:05):
and he wouldn't yell and scream,but man, you did not want
him being like disappointed, right,and this is now, this is a
completely different guy, you know.And even that even though he wasn't a
yeller like today, oh he wouldbe seeing this problem would be yeah,
and like you know what, it'slike football coaches. They can't yell and

(01:19:26):
scream anymore, right, It's it'sjust all this Like if I worked on
the Kelly Clarkson Show, I wouldexpect her to be yelling, because I
mean in the emergency room, it'svery sure. Yeah. Now, some
of the stuff like you know aboutEllen degenerous being a bitch. I could
see that. I've heard that froma thousand But it was the same sort
of complaints like, oh, it'sthe same to me, right, complaints

(01:19:46):
behind the scenes. Yeah there likeall those Yellen complaints. Yes, we're
just like, boy, she didn'tyou know, she didn't even know my
name? Yeah, so what now? What what she was involved in those
though? Right? She was involvedlike she was directed Kelly was I guess
not involved in those She directly didn'tknow that person's name. Yeah, Ellen,

(01:20:09):
Ellen was the one who you know, was actually involved in some of
that stuff. And the fact thatshe had this image that she would put
out there about being like the kindI'm just so touchy feely. That's I
think where the big rub was.But again, who cares, you know,
don't work there? Yeah no,I look, I dude, I
agree with you, Like you goto work to work, you know,

(01:20:30):
and there's a set of expectations,like everybody is trying to get business done.
Kelly Clarkson's got to get on theair. Yeah, well this is
nice. Yeah, this is notelementary school, right, you come here
for a job. There was nowa test I guess that certain employers give
to potential employees to kind of seelike where their heads at. Mostly for

(01:20:53):
salespeople. I think it's for butto kind of gauge their their type of
personality. And this is one girlthat was applying to be a salesperson.
Um, she took the test andthey said, well, what's the most
important thing about going to work?And she said making friends, Like that's
the most important thing to not revenue. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't like

(01:21:16):
it wasn't like to make money orto be successful. It was to make
friends. I hope that I likeeverybody. Yeah, And I just remember
this manager just shaking her head like, oh my god, what's the thing.
Did they think it's daycare? Theythink it's yeah, the same thing
they've had for thirty or twenty yearsgrown up. This week on the Kelly
Clarkson Show, she's doing Kelly Okewith Vin Diesel. Yes that's a yelling

(01:21:36):
environment. Oh yeah, yeah.I mean Kelly is a one trick pony,
kind of like James Cordon was withhis carpool karaoke stuff and all the
show tune stuff, like we getit, Kelly, you can sing,
yeah, but you have a talkshow. It's not a karaoke show.
There's a lot of talking and thensinging. No, no, the talking
part's not that great. She's alsoreally good at covering songs, but like

(01:21:58):
that's like that's like the go tobit. She's also doing Kellyoke with kenj
Youngwood would show will be back ina jift. I drank some wine and
now we'll be right back. Let'sthink this. I welcome back. Hope

(01:22:21):
all the mom's out there had agreat Mother's Day. So, oh,
I know I want to revisit withyou guys. Yes, so I bought
the Mother's Day cards for my momfrom my step mom, not just the
card for me, but also fromthe kids and all. Yeah. Right,
I wanted to make sure I gotthere on time. I I bought
it a good weekend advance and thenforgot to send him. So of course

(01:22:43):
here I was this past Friday,having to overnight once again for a Saturday
delivery these Mother's Day cards. Let'splay around. Price is right, okay,
and you guys can take your guestson how much it cost per per
So one one one card, oneto my stepmother, one shipment to my

(01:23:05):
stepmother, the other one again threecards in each one, okay for getting
picked up on Friday Saturday delivery eachSo each card, each FedEx delivery costs
how much to get him there ontime? Now keep him mind the only

(01:23:25):
thing in these packages were cards,Yes, just cards, breeding cards.
All right, all right, I'mlocked in. Get locked in, right,
locked? All right? Locked lockedlocked? Okay, everybody's locked up.
We'll start with Rayby Rabby. Whatis your guests? I'm gonna say
sixty five dollars each, sixty fivedollars each, all right, Greg Gory,

(01:23:46):
I was gonna say forty five dollars, forty five dollars minutes. I
was gonna say forty five as well, so I'll go forty six, forty
six. I was gonna go withthirty thirty dollars each. Well, I
still had the receipt in my pocket, I might all right. Uh oh
wait, yes, I knew.Let us gentlemen here it is. So

(01:24:10):
each of the ship mints were atotal of eighty four dollars and thirty cents.
Eighty four. So if you addyeah, for a grand total of
everything, one hundred and sixty eightdollars and sixty cents, you should have
gotten on a plane and just handleit right exactly here you go. You're

(01:24:35):
like, yeah, I didn't hatemyself enough already. Oh my god,
are you kidding? Wow? Especiallyis that you had them early. I
had them early, a whole weekearly. Oh my god. And then
because I put them somewhere where mywife wouldn't see them, because you know,
her cards were there too, Igot home and she was like right
there, so I kind of stashedit. You're like, wait, yeah,

(01:24:57):
and then I forgot out of sight, out of mind. Idiot idiots,
idiots eighty four dollars each each sendan E card at that point,
now the cards area, that's horrible. Yeah, or let them be,
let them live without a card.Yeah, just phone calls exactly, call
and say your card will be theresoon. Yeah, consider this before you

(01:25:18):
send an E card. Just forgetit. Yeah, don't even bodah that
that is like you are an afterthought. You're not worth me even buying a
card in the first place. Atthat point, Just send the text.
Yeah, huh, Just send atext or or just a quick phone call.
Yeah, what E card? Ohmy god. E cards insulting?

(01:25:42):
Yeah, it's an insulting And thenan advertisement pops up when you're reading your
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a politically correct world at eighties Mondaymorning. Yeah, it's May the fifteenth,
twenty twenty three. I'm woy.That's Rayby, Hello, Greg Gory,
what is up? Sammy is here, there's board, there's Caroline and
the Woody Show production department. Morganis here, Vaughan is here. The

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song's up with forty eight seven sevenforty four. What do you be a
part of the show this morning?He said a text out of two two
nine eight seven. This is prettycool. The actual bar from the set
of Cheers is being auctioned off andthe current bid on the bar is one
hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, I'msure I'll go way higher. It includes

(01:27:17):
the counter in three sections, butyou know, brass railings, got the
burgundy bar stools, and that thatbackbar unit. You know, that's cool.
The middle where the cash register wasand stuff. It's also autographed by
several of the actors. Both JohnRatzenberger, who played Cliff the Mailman,
and Kristy Alley carved their names intoit. And it's all part of the

(01:27:40):
same auction. By the way,there's some other cool stuff, like the
Bunker's living room from All in theFamily. So Archie's chair, either the
chair that little table between. Ohwell, that's pretty cool. I mean
Archie's chairs in the Smithsonian one ofthem. Okay, Batman and Robin costumes
from the nineteen sixty six Batman TVseries. Yeah, okay, yeah,

(01:28:01):
Gravy wanting that, Yeah, no, you don't care. I'd rather have
dude. I was thinking of likewhat what would be cool to have,
you know, like if you ifyou get in like bid you were gonna
bid, not that you could evenafford it, but like if you were
gonna bid on one thing. Iknow, because these celebrity auction memorabilia stuff

(01:28:23):
they go for millions. Yeah,sometimes, but you really cool to have
what, you know, probably oneof the cars from Fast and Furious,
am I right? Guys? Ohyeah, so you would want are you
being funny? No? I wanta car probably, yeah, like a
movie car, a movie car.I don't know which one though, I
mean a Back to Future car wouldbe cool. A Batman car would be

(01:28:44):
cool. James Bond car, JamesBond car. So you need a place
to store that, yeah, yeah, we're not sure you'd use it as
your car. Drive it to mydaily driver. Yeah. Some of those
movie cars aren't functional cars, right, But you see people who do replica
like Ghostbusters vehicles, and look howcool they looked like rolling around town.
It's always a middle aged I sawa Ninja Turtle one online the other day.

(01:29:08):
It was pretty cool. Eighteen wouldbe cool. Yeah, you know,
I thought, you know, it'dbe cool to have something from Back
to the Future, like they werejust auctioning off that hoverboard, like that'd
be kind of cool, be awesome, something like that. I don't know.
The Ruby slippers from that's another onewhere there were only like like they're
they're more than one pair, right, you know, but one of them

(01:29:30):
had gotten lost and they found itin a drama department, shoe box close
like a prop closet somewhere. Tome, don't seem like the most boring
thing I ever to look at becausethey're all old and gross. Yeah,
it's like okay, there's yeah,yeah, but what do you do with
any of this stuff really? Unlessyou're gonna drive it around town? Like
if you had the bar, youcould literally use it as a ball scuffed

(01:29:51):
up. Yeah, and Menace wouldnever go because he hated that show.
Yeah, the show all the stuff. It would be like a Harry Potter
something. Yeah, probably something HarryPotter related, hope, like a cloak
of invisibility or something that would rip. I would want it to be something
that's instantly recognizable or I would haveto explain what it is. Yeah,

(01:30:14):
I want like Willy Wonka Golden Tickett. Yeah, i'd be cool, be
cool just framed on the wall.Yeah, because if you had it,
be like is that from the movie? Yeah, and that's all you would
need, right is that the Yep, that's it, that's from the movie
Indiana Jones's whip. That'd be cool. I'd be cool to whip things.
Yeah, what do you think wouldbe uh, what would you think would

(01:30:40):
be cool to have text over totwo to nine eight seven. We're gonna
take a break when we come back. I have a do you buy it?
Something I see people talking about andthey're like, wow, that's crazy,
right, Like I'm like, Ijust don't really see. I mean,
I'm not saying it's impossible, Okay, I'm just saying it's not very

(01:31:01):
possible based on the situation. Sodo you buy it? All? Right,
we'll have that raybe. I knowyou're excited about pickleball. Yep,
there's some pickleball stuff in the news. I was watching some pickaball championships now
yoh yeah, and not even onlike ESPN eight. It's made it all

(01:31:21):
the way up to two feel thewhole pickleball things. This is like a
legit thing. Is it here tostay? No? No, it's another
friend. It's certainly a passing fadum trying to think what would be a
good you know, like poker wasbig for you know, fifteen years.
People will still play it, butit won't be at the forefront. This
is all the axe throwing people.A lot of those places will be closed

(01:31:44):
down soon. Yeah. Sorry ifyou own one, but it's not gonna
be here forever. I just knowa lot of people are way into it.
You know, I was speaking ofball sports. This is what remember
how big like especially you watch moviesin the eighties, they would always be
playing was that one where bracket ball? Racquetball? Yeah, I remember,
boyd Wine, I'm talking about thattoo. Yeah, like those were all
the age, Like fancy people wouldplay racquetball. It was always like my

(01:32:08):
price CEOs would go play racquetball.Yeah, they were talking about some big
deal, right every eighties movie.Ye, Laving against the Wall and that's
what that's what pickle ball is nowit'll be it'll be one way for someone
to intimidate the other person because theywere really good at it, and you
knew they were good when the otherguy was always running into the wall.
Yeah, come on, but they'redodging bullets. It's just a little rubber

(01:32:29):
ball. Yeah, she's just somemiddle aged guys and all white with headbands.
Gordon Gecko exactly. But that's whatthat's what this is. This won't
be here and you know, tenyears will be like, hey, guys,
remember it was the thing? Well, I got those things for you,
the do you buy it? Andsomething about pickle ball for you next
year on the Woody Show. HangUp shows in the second this show,

(01:32:55):
if you know what I'm saying,All right now, I'll start with this
pick up all things since where weleft off. So you know, malls
are dying left and right, andowners are the ones that are left.
They've been trying anything to keep themgoing. And now the latest idea turning
the old anchor stores you know whereSears and Nacy's used to be into pickleball

(01:33:16):
courts. Yeah, we're gonna putit here, guys, laser tag.
So they're planning on doing the samewith the old bed bath and beyond spots
as well. CNN just did abig right of about it, and it's
already happening over a dozen places,it's in the works and dozens more.

(01:33:39):
They say the pickleball is growing sofast that it's outpacing the availability of outdoor
courts, and at the same time, because of online shopping, it's making
huge retail spaces harder to fill.There's a lot of stores that you see
that closed down and then they sitemptying. So at least they're doing something
in the means. I support it, but I think a better idea would

(01:33:59):
be what Top Golf is doing.They have a test one right now in
Houston, Texas where it's like extrememini golf, and there's there's also like
a food core and bar type situation. It looks pretty fun. I'd love
to try that. There's also anotherthing that I don't know if Top Golf
is involved, but like a battingcage type situation too. If you say

(01:34:19):
like miniature golf batting cages, itall seems like so tacky to the extreme.
Yeah, this is extreme miniature golf. And if it's done by Top
Golf, yeah, to be done, Ryan, Yeah. Yeah. And
for adults, now here's something elsefor do you buy it? Kindergarten teacher
in California goes viral on TikTok claimingthat she hatched chickens from a carton of

(01:34:45):
eggs that she bought from Trader Joe's. She incubated nine of the dozen eggs,
along with three farm fresh eggs forthree weeks in her classroom. She
marked the Trader Joe's eggs so shecan keep them separate. Three of the
nine Trader Joe's eggs hatched. Nowa lot of people like me think its
staged, like Trader Joe's is sellingfertilized eggs, but they have they never

(01:35:10):
been refrigerated. That wouldn't have likedbecause like they don't keep them in the
refrigerator Trader Joe's. Oh wait theydo, right, that wouldn't have These
eggs were marked fertilized right when shebought them. They were marked fertilized.
No, no, she marked themso she would write I saw the video.
She wrote TJ on the ones thatshe got from Trader Joe's. And

(01:35:31):
then she got three farm fresh eggsand put them all in the incubator and
then three hatched where she said shegot farm fresh eggs. Three of the
nine from Trader joe would say thatthe TJ's eggs, these were marked.
They it's called fertile eggs. It'sit's like that's the alleys. So how
they're sold. Yeah, it sayshere Trader Joe's does sell fertile eggs that

(01:35:54):
can be hatched. But I wouldwith woody, and that wouldn't the refrigeration
kill almost immediately. Okay, SeeI didn't know. That's why only three
of nine. Why would they whywould they self fertilized eggs at Trader jokes
for hippies, you know, theywant something that's more natural maybe, but
it said it's still natural because likethe hen just drops the egg. It's

(01:36:15):
just never been fertilized egg. Becauseso that that's the uh, that's the
thing is that you know these commercialeggs. I mean these hens have never
even seen a rooster. Yeah,there's not around them. But the argument
from people they're lesbians, the lesbianhens. Yeah, but the uh,

(01:36:36):
the people who are I don't know, it is legit. So you they
didn't say anything about the fertilized eggs. They just said that, um,
you know, it could have happenedby accident because now your farms out there
that are going from cages to howthey've been to now these pasture raised,
free range, so there's a there'sa chance that you know, that a

(01:36:57):
cock got in the flock getting soto speak. But I mean if she
was buying already fertile eggs, thenit's not a story. Yeah, it
makes sense. God, the wordegg, if you say it enough,
it sounds grosss Like I love sayegg repeatedly, e gross words. Yeah,
it's one of those words that youget eggs eggs et right, eggs

(01:37:18):
extracted some eggs, Yeah, likea woman's eggs, eggs, And I
know Gregg's been grossed out by that. I like to bring it up.
I could go for an omelet,though I love eggs. I'll eat eggs.
I love eggs, love eggs.I love eggs. Why why the

(01:37:39):
fertilized ones? Yeah, I wouldnever buy, Like, why do you
sell those? Also? Like,we have the technology, why do they
still sell seeded grapes? Who wouldbuy that? Yeah? I got burned
by that recently about grapes. Ididn't realize I'd figured that you were all
like this, Why the f wouldyou sell grapes with seeds? Watermelons with

(01:38:00):
seeds? Right? Why it sucks? It does suck. If you're cracked
up in an egg and there's likea teeny little thing of blood in the
yolk, like a little ball ofblood. Those the fertilized ones. I'm
looking I'm looking up some chicken factsand this is fertilized eggs are often thought
to be more nutritious, but theyor there's there's trace different, it's almost

(01:38:24):
nothing. Yeah, and you haveto Yeah, they have to be incubated
under proper conditions, and you wouldthink any amount of time in a refrigeration,
yeah, it would just end thatprocess. I'm sure they ship refrigerated,
store refrigerated. They're in the storerefrigerator, you get them home,
you refrigerate them. This sounds likethe gluten people to me, like they

(01:38:44):
think, oh it's all or likeare like the raw milk people, or
like I don't like brown egg chicks. That's a problem, you know what
I mean? Like, oh,no, I only eat brown eggs,
Like why because they've seem more naturalto you? But you won't eat brown
I won't grosses me out. It'slike it's like a banana's gone brown,
like the same thing. It doesn'tsee I know. It just doesn't seem

(01:39:06):
like I'll take I'll take these whiteeggs over here. It's like one of
the gluten people. Really just inyour mind. Have I been places where
I know that the eggs that they'reusing are brown and have I still eat
eaten the omelet? Yeah? Ofcourse and later No, Yeah, I
told you, Like, it's notthat I I'm just not buying them.

(01:39:27):
That's all that's for the rest ofyou to buy, right, I'm just
not There's more for you guys,right, and back to your question about
blood spots, Greg, only it'sit's not it's nothing to do with fertilization.
It's just something that kind of likebursts from time to time. No
correlation says between blood spots and fertiliz. Fertilization, just something that, you

(01:39:48):
know what, just happens once ina while. So I said, what
do The word milk is the sameto me. The more said the more
it sounds gross and I love milk. Milk, milk, milk, really
milk milk. Blood spots, Yeah, it's disgusting. Trader Joe sells fertiliz.
You can hatch them easily, abouta fifty percent change. Really,

(01:40:09):
this might have to be one ofyour experiences. Goddamn fertilizer. Now right
now, you got him another projectevery warning, I said, my man,
come on, guys, really,I welcome back ye everybody? Oh

(01:40:31):
my god, my phoner is sohuge right now. It's a nerd thing.
No, Like, they have thecoolest video up at TMZ, Like
finally something worth looking at on TMZ. There's a guy who's a fisherman in
a kayak in Hawaii. Oh yeah, I saw that guy the shark.
So it's a legitimate kayak. Likeif it was like one of those touristy

(01:40:53):
here go out on a kayak andhave that person would have been chomped in
half. But a tiger shark justattacks this kayak from out of nowhere,
huge and the guy kicks it,kicks it off. It's like yeah,
and she's always rooting for the sharkto get a human like the Meg.

(01:41:16):
This thing is so big, howfast out of nowhere? Oh my god,
it's so cool. So this guymust have had a go pro on
or something. Oh my god,damn. I saw another shark video last
week where it was like this massive, great white I mean like looks like
something strailer jobs, you see wherethere were the people were in the cage

(01:41:36):
and it came up directly from thebottom. It was just going straight up
like vertically, like right past thecage and it was the biggest I think
it's the biggest shark I've ever likereal life shark. Oh my god,
I've ever seen video or otherwise thatthing was Meg like too. Yeah,
this is just promotion for the Megtwo movie. Yeah, and I saw

(01:42:00):
who are you? People who arejust willingly swimming in open water with sharks.
Sharks, you see those these idiotsbut got I know, but like
they're there, they're they're they're showingwhat you should do if you're in the
water with sharks to not get attacked. I'm thinking, like, who's going
to remember or even think to dothis like this? This person had snorkel

(01:42:24):
gear on with the flippers and thewhole thing, and they're creating all this
splash and so and you see andthey're intentionally doing this to get the sharks
attention. There there there's some attacks, so I can show everybody what to
what to do. And so they'relike, what you don't want to do
is panic. Oh okay, I'mbeing bitten bar sharks. You don't.
You don't want to be. Youdon't want to be horizontal with the water.

(01:42:45):
You want to be you want tomake yourself vertical. So now you're
facing the shark face on in thewater, and you put your hand out
kind of like the dude and drugthat you will stuck. Yeah, that's
it. It's the universal motion forstuff and say and then calmly and gently
guide them away. I'm thinking,oh, you want to be swimming here,

(01:43:11):
huh, excuse me, jaws.Go that one tier shark that's nearly
fighting my kayak and have that's nothappening. It worn't in draft the park.
Yeah, that's the world. Allyou want to do is just make
yourself vertical, put your hand out, and as the shark approaches, calmly
and gently guide the I'm gonna needyou to swim that. It's called the

(01:43:32):
prat. Just do the prat crack. Could you ever do the shark diving
thing? And in a cage?I could do it? Really Yeah,
I could do that in a controlledenvironmentally and the cage, I would do
it. None of this is likefree swimming stuff. No, did you
see a great white when you're downthere? No, it was it was

(01:43:53):
super controlled in an aquarium, youknow. I do it in that environment.
But what I could be in theage where that shark came up from
underneath. Yes, no, Icould see you doing it. Yeah,
I would enjoy something like that.Yeah, I'm just not in the way.
Like I was snorkeling one time ona vacation and the very bottom,

(01:44:15):
you know it was it was apretty deep area that we were in the
very bottom. There were some likesharks sharks. Yeah, nurse sharks going
through it. And I'm like,nope, I got right back in the
boat. I couldn't like it.I was like, nope, I'm not.
And they're like, oh, youdon't have to worry about I'm like,
nah, that's a shark. They'resweetie. Sticks and stones will break
my bones. But but then,and we have the results here for the

(01:44:44):
Red Deck News Story of the Weekvote. And I also have an after
hours voicemail like a post Mother's Dayall right, after hours voicemail left for
us eight seven seven forty four wood. It's a drunk mother and daughter grand
real how fun? Yeah, herewe go? Oh god, damn it.
Hi, I love My daughter turnedme onto it and I listened to

(01:45:10):
it every day. I love it. Are your mom. I'm a mom
in today's Mother's Day and I'm herewith my daughter Jennifer, and she's been
amazing. She's drunk. Why arewe doing this? How fun? Yeah?
Off right? Oh wow? Wow. See that's what the party,

(01:45:30):
that's where the fantasy does not exist. All right, but maybe they could
bring a friend over. Yeah,that's fun. It is weird, how
like you know, uh, guysand sons or mothers and daughters will go
out drinking and like cruising for partnerstogether. Yeah that's strange. You know
what I mean, losing for partnershyeah right, exactly eight seven seven forty

(01:45:56):
four. Results of the Redneck NewsStory of the week. I mean cap
the nominees here for you, thenwe'll find out who is moving on into
the playoff round. Nomine number onewas the story from Arkansas where a woman
has been fighting with some neighbors whohave been pooping in buckets, dumping it
and stinking up the neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah, that's a nomine number one.
Nomine number two the one out ofFlorida where the father daughter reunion thirty

(01:46:21):
years in the making involves drinking,dropping acid, and incest. Oh yeah.
Nomine number three the guy at Lowe'sand Delaware who stole a bunch of
cans and duster, got high,whipped out his junk, puked all over
himself, and then tried to fightthe cops. And then nomine number four
Nadine Carroll who got busted mailing drugsto her daughter in jail who was locked

(01:46:43):
up on drug charges. Okay,supportive mom one, two, three or
four. We will start with SeaBass. Who gets your vote this week?
I like duster Man again, waypretty sweet? Yeah all right,
Sammy, I like number three,number three, Dusterman Dusk. I'm going
dust all day, Duster and weregoing Daddy daughter me too. I mean

(01:47:05):
I would so well, I wouldpay good money to interview them and say,
like, what led this conversation?Like you knew on that path,
you knew you were daddy daughter,right and then and maybe it was the
acid talking. That's the other thingyou're dropping acid? Who brings together?
Yeah? Yeah, right, Ijust had a thought. Yeah, now
that we've met Rayby, this isactually a murderer's row when you consider poop

(01:47:28):
buggets. Right, says that wasthe other one, Duster that was actually
mailing drugs to jail. The poopbucket one was actually my runner up.
Yeah yeah, Duster was a distantthird, but still they're all good.
I always vote for Duster because that'sthe most redneck thing you can do.
Yeah. Well, it's the classiestway to get high. Yeah, everybody
knows it. You just find likecompressed air and you go to town.
You know, ven better when you'relike huffing spray paint. Oh yeah,

(01:47:53):
that's cool because your face all endsup with the color. Yeah, it
look like a blue RoboCup. That'ssilver paint. All right, Well,
our vos don't count. Who moveson into the playoff? Round your vote
to termin that and latest and gentlemen, boys and girls, the results are
and and moving on for the rednecknews story of the week, it is

(01:48:14):
nominee number three. The congratulations.Do we have a name on that guy?
Duster, Guy Arwater, Florida,Dust and Dustin? Where is that?
Nope, no name, So we'rejust gonna have to send that along
mister Dust to the cops there andfigured out, oh yeah, by the

(01:48:39):
way, this is the same guywho was arrested earlier the week outside that
right eight pharmacy, same general behavior, shoplifting off and trying to fight people,
so he definitely deserves it. He'sconsistent. All right, Thank you
very much for your votes, everybody. We're going to a quick break.
We got some more Woody show foryou next, hang on insensitivity training for
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(01:49:05):
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(01:49:49):
you tomorrow, we're gonna do thefirst world problems. Okay, so your
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stories. And then also we arerolling out our next topic, who's the
most embarrassing person? You know,like the stuff that they do and you're
like, come on, man,act like you've been there before. Piece
like you can't take them anywhere?Yeah, leave it on an after hour's

(01:50:10):
voicemail, along with anything else yougot eight seven seven forty four woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Right, all right, rayby Menace,
Ce Bass or Sam anything you'd liketo add yea to sit all right,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, there's no bigger liar
than a parent who says maybe it'sa half lie. Oh that's whole line.

(01:50:31):
Well, because maybe you could alsomean maybe not. It means maybe
yes, maybe no. No,it always means maybe no. Now you
know which one you're gonna go with. Yeah, but there's a maybe no
and there you're just giving them hope. Yeah, don't let the kids know
that no ruin our secret. Thankyou very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for give it thewoody shows some of your valuable time this

(01:50:51):
morning. You know, love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest you
guys can suck it. Catch backhere on Tuesday. Have a great day.
SMD double M whit this bitch