The Woody Show May 22nd 2023 Podcast

Most embarrassing person you know, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Let's due to the graphic nature ofthis broken listener discretion. Is it fly
the Woody Shows, the Woody Show, Insensitivity Training or the Lining Clean class

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is now in session? Hey,good morning everybody, Morday Roody. It's
the beginning of a brand new week. It's Monday morning. It's made the
twenty second twenty twenty three. Thankyou for being here and getting after it
with us, you know what I'msaying? Yeah, brother, that's uh,

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that's the other thing I wish peoplewould stop saying, get after after,
get after it, get after it. What are you hearing that?
Every day? I you know,I've heard it more around the company.
People recently replaced on the grind orwhatever. And digging out. We used
to have a guy that we workedfor, like every time. I haven't
heard it since him digging out.Yes, you know, I'm digging out.
Yeah, living the dream, allthose kind of thing. Yeah.

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This this is like, yeah,you know, just getting after it.
Yeah cool? All right, Well, Monday morning we are the Woody Show.
I'm Woody. That's raving. Wegot Greg Gory Menace is here.
What is that, Woody? There'ssea baths? What we've got? Sammy?
Good morning, Moor and Caroline andthey're holding things down the Woody Show
production department. Morgan is here morning, Good morning to you. Morgan.

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We got Vaughan, our video produceron the job this morning. And yeah,
so Vaughan pretty wrecked Friday's d ui Q from our slightly. Yeah,
that was so funny. Yeah,I mean it was amazing. He
walked out of there on his ownpower, right, and then that's like
fireman carry amount or suffering him.Yeah, if you missed the d d
Y qu on Friday, back andlisten to that podcast. Man, if

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that's the I wonder if that wasI forgot to ask him if that was
the drunkest or most aneebriate because hewas cross faded that he's ever been.
I don't believe. Probably, no, no, no, no, I
think more all right, Well,anyway, thank you for being here.
Phones are open being part of theshow today eight seven seven forty four.
Woody hit us up with a textover to two to nine eighty seven.
We're gonna get to that weekend homeworktopic. Your feedback from Facebook and the

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after hours voicemail also your chance tocall in and share this morning. Um,
who is the most embarrassing person thatyou know, like that a person,
And uh, I think a lotof times it's a family member,
oh for sure, because I thinkif it was a friend, like he
would just have like, you know, you can't avoid a family member most
of the time. Yeah, right, you know, unless you're the one

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who was inviting. People are noninviting people even that it's kind of weird,
Like you can't not invite them eventhough it's always weird or awkward or
they're embarrassing. Sammy saw somebody ata at a baseball game, and not
not anybody that you knew, right, but this person was walking out and
they had like, you know,a bunch of hot dogs and everything sitting
out for people during the game,and so this person was basically packing all

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the hot dogs and the buns intotheir person, right because it was all
free. So then at the endwhen it was over, they were grabbing
as much as they could. It'sstuffing in their pockets. Just it was
ridiculous person, and Sammy felt badfor the person they were there with,
like, oh, that's so embarrassingto waste. Yeah. Anyway, so
we'll get to those phone calls andyour text messages, also the results from
the Redneck news story the week,the vote over the weekend, some of

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the news headlines for this morning,and Raby's nor Now before the hours up,
You're on the Woody Show. RachelBilson was on a podcast recently We
talked about this where she got intodetail about her favorite and least favorite sex
positions and said that she liked tobe quote man handled and ben Yeah.
Yeah, so we talked about it. There's an update to that. There

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was some blowback and she lost ajob over it. Week. She said
the deal was already done. Wasit with Disney? I know, right?
Was it with Sure? And sayshe didn't want to call him out,
but she says, quote, thisis the first time it's ever happened
to me in my professional life.A job got taken away from me because
I was speaking candidly and openly aboutsex in a humorous way on our Friends

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podcast. I didn't even have achance to defend myself. They just canceled.
The jobs have been like a children'sthing. She said, I feel
like discrimination. I'm a single momand I need these jobs. Yeah,
it is discrimination. They don't likesluts. Yeah, I mean, well,
how much do you think. Imean, OC was a long time
ago. I didn't even know whothat was till she was Summer. That

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was her characters Summer on the OCAthen though. Yeah. Yeah, but
I mean she's been on something likeshe had a series post this, and
she does all the ice cream commercials. Oh she does. I believe billion
net worth. Yeah, but Ithink that does suck. I mean,

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unless it was like a million fortwelve million, you always need to work.
Yeah, I mean I think itsucks. So all right, I
mean she didn't say yeah, shewasn't. She didn't. I mean,
she didn't say anything wrong. Youknow, she was the star. It

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wasn't overly dirty Heart of Dixie.She was doctor to Zoe Hart on the
CW for her. You didn't watchthat years And all that's gonna do is
it's gonna put the chill on allthese celebrity women who have all of a
sudden been talking in great detail abouttheir sex. No, it's been so
entertaining. She yes, she advertisesfor the Magnum ice cream bars. Yeah
brother, Oh yeah, she's atraffic jumps out of her car, goes

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to the Magnum truck. Speaking ofsome other celebrity stuff. There was a
conversation Morgan and Menace were talking aboutthis, the Dwayne Wade Gabrielle union.
Yeah. Story, Well, Iguess they split their bills. I brought
it up because I was like,this is kind of ridiculous that the internet
is freaking out because they split theirbills? In what way? Freaking out?

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They're just like, well, DwayneWade is worth one hundred and seventy
million dollars and Gabrielle is only worthallegedly forty million dollars. They're like,
why isn't he covering all the bills? Why are they splitting bills? Because
she's forty million dollars? And thereare people are upset with Dwayne Wade because
they're like, dude, why don'tyou handling everything? But why does why

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does that matter? It doesn't.That's why I'm saying to the people,
Like why I'm saying like why dothey care? Are they giving any kind
of reasons for it? Like whydoes it matter other than I mean,
she's got forty million dollars. Yeah, And people who don't have that kind
of money, they're still like that'sthe people. What are they what do
they say? People always fight aboutthat leads to divorce or breakups. Money's

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number one. Money kids like whetherto have them or not, or parenting
decisions and sex. Those are likethe three main things, all right,
And money is always number one.And so there's a lot of people who
decide My first mayor which was thisway, Not that that worked out,
but it really didn't have anything todo with the money stuff. Um,
but we had we had separate accounts, we had shared um you know,

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responsibility in the house, meaning likeshe would pay the car insurance bill and
I would pay the rent and shewould cover like the other utility stuff and
kind of evened out, not eventotally even out, I mean because I
made more than she did. Um. Yeah, because I'm a man,
yea more than she did. God, I wish I wish I had a

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woman who, oh my god,it made more than you did. Like
ye who are the guys that arealways upset about that, like they for
less much or something? Dream?Yes, I would love that. I
would love it anyway we did itgoing into it, because you always heard
like that's what people fight about,so we can eliminate that and if it
works for them, it doesn't workfor everybody. I guess, like there

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are some people, but they're sorich it shouldn't matter. I think it's
just funny what Twitter goes crazy aboutthese days. Yea, like one random
topic like that, and just likeI legit know a couple where one of
the people is a millionaire and theother probably makes a little over twenty dollars
an hour, okay, and theystill split a ton of bills and they're

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perfectly happy. They've been together fora really long. Are they married?
They I don't know if they're officiallymarried. Yeah, I gotta tell you,
at least in my situation now fromseeing both sides. I had one
marriage where we split everything and nowthis one where like just combined accounts,
right, It's way easier this way, and you still have conversations with the

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other person, But like you shouldbe in sync anyway when it comes to
finances and you have shared financial goalsor shared household goals, and you know,
like you should be on the samepage. Like just avoiding it doesn't
necessarily take it out of the equationof their relationship. Yeah, so if
you're in a marriage, I'm gonnastick to married people. Do you guys

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split the bills that way? Ordoes it all go into one account?
Do you keep separate accounts, splitthe bills or is into one account?
Hit us up on the text overto two to nine eight seven. How's
it worked with you guys? Isit like the same? You and Nacho?
Nash and I We have a mutualaccount and then I just put a
bunch in there for a lot ofthe lot of the bills, and then

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she takes care of some bills andthen I have like some fun money fun.
But is it a separate account?We both have separate we both have
personal accounts, and then we havea mutual Yeah, So why like why
wouldn't you just have it all inone I'm just curious, Uh what's the
what's the strategy or the reason behindthat? I don't know. I mean
we could put it all one account, but I don't know, just because

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it was fight about money stuff?Do we fight about? Uh? Yeah?
Because I tend to like there tospend money. No see here.
But I do get upset sometimes becauselike, oh, I would like we're
mounting on television right, and Iwould want a certain mount that costs like
one hundred and thirty dollars just like, well, why can't you just buy

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the thirty dollars mount and go becauseI want one hundred and thirty dollars one?
You know, it's better it tiltsand all does all this kind of
stuff. And then she's giving craps. She's like, the thirty one dollar
one is fine, right, Yeah, very next day she's buying Beyonce tickets
about one and we're sitting like fifthroll. It makes no sense. Yeah,

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how much of those costs? Curiosity? Oh no, trillion undred?
I didn't even know. I haveno idea, but I know here the
prices that people are paying for theseTaylor Swift tickets. Yeah, oh my
god. You go to church andwatch people sing for free? You know
how many mounts I could have bought? Yeah? Now, Greg, you
guys, for whatever reason, arenot married, right, that was the
plan at one point. But sobut you guys have been living together for

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a long time. Yeah, I'msharing a household, Like, how does
that work? You guys have separatemoney as menaces. We have one shared
account and then two separate accounts,and I've no clue what he has in
his account. Really, I don'tthink he has a clue what I have
in my account, but we dohave that one shared account. So the
separate accounts. Is that your quotefun money like me, or it's like

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the checking account. It's where likedirect deposit goes and all that. Yeah,
it's not necessarily fun money. Butwe both have our stuff to do,
like your own stuff, like youhave to, Like I don't need
to complete anything with him, right, But neither of us will make a
big ticket purchase without the other.I think that is horrible. I think
spending money is where the arguments start. Yeah, like I told you where

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a certain x of mine. Icame home from a weekend away and there
was a gigantic TV. This iswhen those were not cheap. Yeah,
And I was so pissed because I'mlike, did I have any say in
us buying this two thousand dollars TVin the late nineties? Like it was
insanity? Yeah, I'm like,it was pay the mortgage for a couple
of months or get a goddamn TV. I was so mad to the one

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thing that my ex wife and Idid have it out about was I wanted
that HD TiVo so bad. Youguys, remember tvo yea thousand bucks so
so TiVo came out with their firstHD unit. Yeah, first of all
unit. Yeah, and it haddual tuners. You and I were in
the best Buy day one. Ihad it under my arm. I was

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ready to go, and she wasso mad because I called her to tell
her I'm gonna get this HDT wasone thousand dollars. No you're not,
I go, Why not? Thiswould be awesome? And I put it
down, put it back. Iput it down a week. Yeah,
I got shamed right out of eventuallygot one thing about mine and I have

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a question for you. What hebut uh so she does have logins to
the account, so she could seelike how much I had in certain accounts
or something like that. It's fine, but your current marriage, how does
it work? Does she have fullaccess to everything there? Yeah, there's
no hidden anything from her whatsoever.No, nothing at all. She has
access to the log in the account. That's because she Zell's people, and

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that's a that she never really askedfor, like the logins and anything until
we started using Zell, which istied to the bank account. And so
you know, once we started doingthat, then yeah, what if there
was something over the top, likea pair of shoes that we would find
ridiculously expensive. Does she have carteblanche to just do whatever she wants?
Um? Yeah she could, ButI mean because the thing is, I
do the same thing and there's somethingI really want. Yeah, he's buying

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that TiVo today. Yeah. Like, like I've been known to go because
I like watches and stuff like that. I've been known to go in someplace
see a watch that I really like. But I had no plan on doing
anything when I walked in there,and I walk out and I've not I
didn't even say one thing to her. She just I have this, I
have this, and they're like they'renot cheap, you know, And um,

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I probably should have cleared that,but you know I didn't. But
I don't do that all the time. Yeah, and she doesn't do that
all the time. She'll nickel anddime Amazon to death, right, But
that's not that Yeah, yeah,it's not these like big, huge part
because neither one of us came fromany kind of place, you know,
like we're just constantly buying getting goingbackground. Yeah exactly. I didn't have

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a classic carrying around in my inmy house. It's one sided though,
because I'd be like, if youwant to just buy it, you know,
like I don't can't do anything byme, but everything I buy is
dissected. And if she does goto buy somebody, she does say something
and I and I will, uh, but like neither one of us is
going to get in the way ofyou know what the other person would.

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Yeah, it really wants to dounless it's really just ridiculous, Yeah,
so frivolent. You can't justify itexactly exactly, like what was it?
Sixteen dollars hands hope, oh mygod? After the Yeah, but then
again, I'm going and I'm spendingeighty four dollars to overnight a card.
Yeah, right eight seven seven four. Hit us up with a text over

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to two two nine eighty seven.We will be right back. The Woody
Show will be right back. Whinmy tasting on Raby's getting the High it
work. Welcome back, everybody.It is a Monday shore, but like
we mentioned, it's going into ashort week because the holiday weekend well for

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some people do for us at shortI keep thinking that Monday is the holiday
for most of the next week.But yeah, you know what, HOLLI
going into a holiday weekend still fun, Yes, all right, welcome back
to the Woody Show. Raby's gotthe latest in the world of nerds coming
up here in just a moment.Also, we'll we'll check in on some
of the after hours voicemails. Whatdo he show mail call? And they're

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they're one thing I know will sparkdebate. Yes, all right, not
around here, not not here,but you know, some listeners taking issue
with a with an opinion on ahypothetical that we brought up on the show.
Is it last week? I thinkmaybe or the week before. Anyway,
that's coming up here in a second. It's may any second. Today
is buy a musical instrument Day.Okay. I always thought it'd be cool

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to know how to play the piano. I always thought to be cool to
know how to play the guitar,But like, I just don't have the
patience to learn it, learn it. I would say piano is the easiest
because you're just touching at something.But isn't that something like you really had
to learn when you're a kid,Like it's much harder than muscle memory,
where you're not you know, lookingand pecking obviously, but as far as
like just the easiest, most simplething and every like music production, software

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suite is laid out like a pianobecause it is the basis for everything essentially.
Yeah, I had a thought,uh, you know, because I
watch people who are really good andthey just I mean, yeah, it's
just like second nature. It's likeit's a part of their body. Yeah,
you know, like they're just theway they're good. And I thought,
the only thing I really have thatwith is like this, uh,
this control board that I run everyday because I don't. It's true,

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most of the time, I don'teven have to like look, I could
just kind of like general it's it'sweird. It's magic. That's weird.
It's like how people get really fastto typing after you do it enough.
But yeah, I thought it'd becool to know how to play a musical.
He used to be able to lookat music and just look up and
play it on the piano. Really, I used to know so much more.
That's cool. It's all gone.Yeah, Babe. Today it's a

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national Boss Babes Day, Greg Bosboss Babes. Okay, boss babe right
right now, it's not boss baby, it's boss Babe's Day. And I'm
just thinking that it's cool. It'sa boss Babe yeah, like she she
she's cool. She's in charge ofstuff and she's a babe. Yeah,

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she's a business. It's a NationalCraft Distiller's Day, congratulation hipsters. It's
a National Solitaire Day, which issomething that's one thing I've never been able
to get into solitaire. Some peoplelove it. I see people playing that.
I'm like, planes, Yeah,and I think to myself, why
movies and stuff. It's not it'snot as bad as like Pseudoku, but

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it's it's up there. Yeah,because like the level of skill is not
high. It was so fun onthe computer when you finish the last one
of the cards, go everywhere.Yeah, when you're twelve. Yeah.
World Golf Day. It's also aVanilla Pudding Day, guys yo. Yeah
yeah, yea. Checking it onthe after hours voicemail. All right,

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so a couple of things and I'mgonna work. I'll work our way to
the controversy. Okay, okay,this is a lost and Found after hours
voicemail eight seven seven forty four woody. Yeah. So this message is for
one my reb look and two forsea Beast. So I got a trip
from my work to get a Californiaand Sea Beast is option to throw coins

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on the ground was in my feverbecause I ended up picking up a penny.
I collector air coins, et cetera. But it ended up being in
nineteen fifty nine Link giving Mule memorialpenny tell me at the auction house that
I'm going to in two days isworking up to fifty grand in the can
issue that's in and with taxes andstuff, we can take in about thirty

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grand. Wow. You know manyhair plugs. That could buy you a
lot of hair plugs, bro,And I'll take it. Wow, that
found a penny worth a rare pennyoff the well that's worth fifty thousand dollars.
Because somebody like Seabastard doesn't carry changeor he gets changed, he throws
it on the ground. So hesays, um, I do. Yeah.
There's actually I saw another app Greg. We talked about that one for

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plants y. Yeah, there's anotherone where you just hold a coin up
to the camera on your phone.It tells you exactly everything you need to
know. I have it on myphone. Yeah, oh do you really?
Might? I know, but Ihave a bunch of coins that I
need to check. That's why Idownloaded it. But I haven't kind of
change if they're not worth anything givento me, and I'll toss him on
the sidewalk, okay, getting allright? Eight seven seven forty four after

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hours voicemail. All right, here'swhere it's going to get a little uh
yeah, all right, here wego. Yeah, I'm a Sammy and
Greg on this. If you soldyour dog for fifty million dollars, you're
a total trash human thing. Allright. So this was a hypothetical question
that came up. I think itwas on the text or something. It
was like, oh, no,it was that that homeowner. The homeowner

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had a fifty million dollars offer becausethe developer just needs their land, which
is for five it's five acres.They could go by literally five hundred acres
anywhere else. They started with afive million dollar offer, and then they
went ten years after rejecting that,then they came back and said, all
right, we'll give you fifty milliondollars. They still said the money,

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and then somebody on the text hitus up and said, Hey, ask
Greg fifty million dollars to get ridof his dog, not to kill his
dog, no desk, give itaway, Yeah, just to give it
to somebody else that goes lives inhappy life somewhere else. I can't do
I couldn't do it. Yeah,So Greg said no, Sammy said nods,
and Board said no, I thinkwe get three liars. Yeah,

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I would like kake my dog offerprove me. Look at her, look
at her and go you understand right? Yeah, you want me to do
what dogs? They'll give two craftsabout me, Like if somebody had a
blueberry in their hand, that's whatthat's what this guy's calling in. All
right, Yeah, I'm a Sammyand Greg on this. If you sold
your dog for fifty million dollars,you're a total trash human thing, honestly,

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Like that animal cares about you morethan life itself, and you're just
willing to take money over something thatwill die and protect you with its very
life. Okay, fifty million dollars, just just just to restate that,
we're not talking about five dollars.Yeah, fifty millions is how it went
in circles. Fifty million, Yes, because I have to believe that maybe

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you just didn't hear that part whereit was I didn't hear it. Greg
said, he's betting on the factthat you won't have the money ever to
show him. He just say whateverhe wants it. We'll believe him because
we're idiots like you, serious,like dude, bro, my guy,
your dog should be the greatest,the most important thing to you and the

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fact that you would just sell itfor money is terrible. No the money.
Sorry for cursing, but after money, and stand by your animal because
that's what it's all about. Okay, all right? One agreed. Oh
my dogs would die for me.Dude, you haven't met my dogs.
They want and I get it.Dude, you want to sleep with Greg?
Get it. We had another personhit us up right after hours as

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Hi, my name is Manny,longtime listener. I'm catching up on the
podcast fifty million for your Dog.Sammy Borton, Greg are all the biggest
liars. That's true. They're sayingno because it's not real. Yeah,
scenario, it's not a real scenario. But I could actually happened. The
money is right there in their face. They would take, of course,

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I'll prove you wrong. Well again, I think that's one of those things
that you think because it isn't real. I do agree more with that.
Obviously, it's not real. It'sit's that's what a hypothetical, But no
argument has been made as to whyother than I really love my dog.
Well, if you would listen,if you had the ability to listen to
anybody trading, we can restate thatyou're this is a dog that you love,

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and it's basically liked stand selling afamily member. And I wouldn't do
that if I was poor. Iactually do quite well in life. I
don't think there's anything I want thatfifty million bucks would get me in exchange
for my dog. But and Idon't give one flying f if you believe
me. Here's why we don't believeme. Because you had dogs before this
that you loved a lot. I'msure you can have dogs after this that

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you will also love a lot.I am sure, in fact, you
don't love this dog as much asyou loved your last dog. That is
probably true, and so save youand you are doing damage to all dogs
because you could take as I saidbefore, Okay, that why is that?
Why is rescue of being able torescue thousands of dogs? I get
rid of one to rescue a bunchof dogs? How does that make sense?

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I'm not sitting here lying saying that'swhat I would do, because that's
not what I would do. Dollarsand I think I get rid of one
to get and I read because itis a hypothetical. It's not realistic.
Nobody's gonna ever offer you fifty million. You'll never be able to prove me
wrong. Okay, But I'm sayingI believe, And this is where we
can have just agree to disagree.I believe if the money really was sitting

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right in front of somebody, Ithink you would be hard pressed to find
somebody who in the moment, whowas there, who would say no.
That's that's my belief. That's myalready named my new dog believe. Yeah,
all right, sat See, Itold you it was gonna it was
gonna reignite a back and forth.But you could always leave us a message

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on the after hours voicemail eight sevenseven forty four Woody anytime after ten am,
or set us an email email atthe Woody Show dot com us name
us by. Here's a good question. Do you guys leave the radio one?
So they are the dogs and thePats guys listening to the show,
Like no, not, So you'resaying that, like because just in case

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they're listening. You don't want themto have the feeling. Yeah, yeah,
got it all right? Ray,what you narn out about today?
So when we were announcing when showswere coming back last week? How did
I miss this? What you Tarauma? Oh? What coming back with those
new episodes on Hulu? And they'regonna drop all ten on July twenty four.
I know there was such a controversywith the right bender and all that

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kind of John Demaggio held out formore money and he got it. Yeah,
so the entire voice cast his backten episodes on July twenty fourth,
and then they're already working on anotherten. So hopefully the scripts are done
and you know the writer strike won'tmuck that up. But I love Futurama
right, definitely looking forward to somenew apps there. Now. I never

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really believe this was going to happenbecause the concept was so stupid. But
it is official that twin sequel Tripletsis officially dead. Oh, they first
announced it in twenty twelve. It'sbeen a while. Yeah, it's been
a in at Arnold Schwarzenegger, DannyDeVito coming back, and they discovered they
have a third brother who was goingto be played by Eddie Murphy. The

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og director Ivan Reitman was going toproduce it. Fast forward to twenty twenty
one, Murphy was out, TracyMorgan was in as the third brother,
and Reitman was going to step backinto the director's chair, but then he
passed away in twenty twenty two,and according to this latest interview with Arnold,
that's when Jason Reitman stepped in andofficially killed the project. Arnold said,

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his father wanted to do it reallybadly. I wanted to do it
really badly. Danny wanted to doit really badly. We had the financing,
and when his father passed away,Jason says, I never liked the
idea put it on hold. SoTriplets not gonna be happening, though Arnold
did go on to say he's developinganother movie to do with Danny DeVito.

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All right, And last week wasthe ten year anniversary of the finale of
the Office, so Rolling Stone dida ranking of that's what she said jokes
and coming in number one is actuallyfrom the Office finale when Michael shows up
at Dwight and Angela's wedding and Dwightsees him and very emotionally says, I
can't believe you came. That's whatshe's that's the number one. That's what

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she said. I'm raban. Formore nerd stuff, check out the Nerd
and Not podcast at The Woody Showdot com. Nerd. All right,
thank you very much, Rabel,you got a dog. We got some
more Monday Morning Woody Show for you. Next, hang up, kick your
feet up on the dashboard. Backin a few The Woody Show. This
is Woody Show, and we're intwo another new hour insensitivity, trading,

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frade, politically correct world. It'sMonday Morning. Yeah, yeah, it's
made to twenty second, twenty twentythree. I's Ray, good morning.
There's Greig Gory Menace. Hello,what is up Woody. We've got Sea
Bass, We've got Sammy. Goodmorning. Born and Caroline are here,
Morgan is here, Vaughan is here. He's our video producer. You can

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eight seven seven forty four Woody,or hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eighty seven,just like you've been doing on this topic
this weekend homemark topic, who isthe most embarrassing person? You know?

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Easy? This all started Sammy wentto a baseball game. Yeah, and
there was an area that was allyou can eat food, and at the
end of the game there was allthese hot dogs kind of still out that
I saw somebody grabbing as many asthey could carry, shoving them in their
pockets. I don't even know whatthey were going to do with all of
these hot dogs. They weren't goingto go to waste, taking as many

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as they could, And I justthought who was with it, Like the
person that was with him, Iwas like, oh, I feel so
bad. Yeah, they brought himto the game and he's just taken all
the hot dogs like act like you'vebeen there before. Yeah. True.
I understand kind of a moral dilemmafor me though, because are they going
to throw those away? Because it'sthe end of the game. But it
was at the very beginning of whenpeople were leaving, so it's still possible

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that people walking out may have grabbedone. That way, they were grabbing
them all that you didn't even wantto walk over when you're when you're cramming
food into your purse, into yourpockets. Pocket is more embarrassing than perse.
Yeah, you never ridiculous a pursebag for food, for leftover food
just in case I have none.Well, I mean we've heard stories about

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and grandma's do this a lot.They would have like an extra bag in
like a ziploc bag inside their personall times because you never know when you
could take some rolls. You youneed that brick got to have all the
roles. Yeah, I support thataspect. My grandma had like tons of
like sugar packets, salt and pepperpackets, catch up, catch up from
all different places. Napkins, yeah, mismatched napkins. Oh yeah, silverware.

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Yeah, so, Greg, youdon't have a you don't have an
issue with the person that Sammy's talkingabout. I said, it's a moral
dilemma. It is very very embarrassing. It's embarrassing, but I would rather
somebody take them than they get thrownaway. It would be embarrassing to be
that person. Yeah, oh totally. I would never do that one of
those things like you're embarrassed for them, right, I mean, it's most
definitely embarrassing, but if it eliminatesthe food waste, then I order fer

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the pocket hot dog guy over throwinghim in the garden. He was going
to eat all those hot dogs.Yeah, but he's probably get him to
do something. Yeah, yeah,he can give them away his Christmas gifts.
Yeah, give him away his presencedown. If I brought some hot
dogs home to my dogs, thatwould be psyched. They would like you
for once you're cutting your dog,would like kidding? That was the question.

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A lot of people on Facebook andthe after hours voicemail tell us about
the most embarrassing person they know.And the thing is, it's not that
you don't like that person. Well, of course you can love that person
if you're hanging out with them.Yeah, of course them like they're they're
they're your friend or your family member. But man, it's harder with family

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though, because you can't not forsure, like you just don't know what
you're gonna get. Yeah, totally. I have a family member who's no
longer of this earth. She wouldact like everybody at a restaurant wanted to
say hi to her and wanted tomeet me. This is my nephew,
Gregory. I'm thinking like they don'tcare. I don't care. Why are

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you introducing us? He said?I went to a game and uh,
one of the wives pulled a plasticbag out to collect everyone's aluminum cans.
Oh that's smart recycling. You know, that's embarrassing. That's embarrassing, Like,
were you garbage person there? Oh? Lame? Huh interesting another Texas

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Everyone needs a guy like that intheir inner circle. Yeah, the embarrassing
hot dog guy. Yeah, becauseshared in the on the way home.
I thought it was so you weren'tthe embarrassing one. Yeah, yeah,
leave that to the Joey all right, So we'll we'll get to the phone
calls. If you want to callin share with us, who is the
most embarrassing person? You know?Eight seven seven forty four? Woody,

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it's eight seven seven forty four.What do you get? Some of the
text over to two two nine eightyseven menas, I'm really curious who is
your person mine? Oh and youguys know who this is is my buddy
half baked. This guy has zerofilter when't were out in public. Yeah,
if there's something that annoys him,like because when he orders a hamburger,

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it's only cheese and mustard, right, And if there's anything else on
that, he's going up to thecound to think about it, going up
to the colendar and slamming it downon the counterary like I said, mustard
and cheese. Or if we goto like a place he loves Hooters.
We go to Hooters noise, andthen the waitress will come up and we'll
order, and then this person thewaitress is probably like half a second away.

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Would you do that ship super loud? Yes? They all know him
in They're like, oh god,he's the guy who's the regular at Hooters.
Yes, guy again yeah, Codylike that, Yeah, somebuddy,
don everybody hang the d entourage.Yeah, this guy he was like a

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Hooters regular. Yes, but againlike so loud that the whole restaurant.
He would you do that ship?Good times? By? Who's your person?
Well? Would he? Don't takeoffense. But the most embarrassing person
I know is your Aunt Chrissie.That was mine. I'm not surprised.

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The last time I hung out withAunt Chrissy. Long story short, Um,
it was not a hockey game,and so we had four tickets,
but what he bought two extra tickets, and so the two extra tickets we're
about ten rows in front of wherethe rest of us were and so would
he talk to the two people directlyin front of us, hoping that they
would switch and they wouldn't, Sowould he and his son are down in

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the other seats, Me and Chrissyare behind these people that refuse to go,
And then the hockey game started.You've never seen more instant regret from
two people wishing because yep, whyshe's drunk. She's a helpless baby in

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public. She went to the bathroomat one point and was completely gone,
just completely lost. Lost. Yeah, I got lost because she didn't at
that time, she didn't have acell phone. Right. We met one
person and and we had been talkingwith them for a while. And then
this person goes up with Chrissy tothe bar to get more drinks. But
Chrissy doesn't remember that this is aperson that she's met and had conversations with,

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starts screaming at her, thinking she'scutting the line. Meanwhile, she's
buying drinks at the bar. AndI believe I texted what he during the
first period of the hockey game whereI'm like, this is the only period
I'm babysitting Chrissy. She's moving awayfrom her, don't leave me alone with

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her. Ever again, yes theycan ignore her. I'm the one that
has to deal with the ushers thatare coming by, saying you've got to
get her to sit down and relax. She is a great time. And
that going back to what I saidat the beginning, like it's not that

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you don't like this person. Ilove saying I love Chrissy. She's a
total character. But man, whenshe is on your watch, when you're
the baby, she's a hopeless baby. And yeah, yeah, I was.
I was. We're Oh, wewere bringing her to the Christimus party.
And so we had a car drivingus down like an uber, right,

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and it's a third row situation.So she's short, so she's in
the very back row along with mystep mom. Now she wants to drink
and rock at yeah, on theway down to the party. Right now,
there's the front seat, there's themiddle row of seats, and then
there's the third row. I don'tknow how this guy had a stereo set
up or whatever, but it wasvery loud in the front Okay, I

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guess not loud enough for Chrissy.Like we already could not hear each other
because it was already very loud.So the rest of us are trying to
have a conversation. Oh and wehad another coworker of ours with us in
the car because they live close tomy house, and so we gave her
a ride and uh, Chrissy justkept yelling from the back, Hey,
turn it up. I can't hearnothing, louder, let's go. You

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gotta kid rock And like my wifewanted to die of embarrassment. I'm sure
you know. And again, loveher. She's a lot of fun.
Yeah, she's a lot of fun, but she's embarrassed. Yeah. My
favorite thing is when she was runningbare through, barefoot through the saying that

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their lava work. Yeah, thather water was cut off to her room,
which later I should have thought like, oh wait a minute, she
just doesn't know how to work theshower correct, helpless baby. Oh my
god. Yeah. I always wonderwhat it would be like at your house
when she stays with you, Like, oh my god, part rough?

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Why because because she has so manyneeds. Um, she's not so loud
at the house. Oh really,Yeah, I've never seen her in a
mellow. Yeah, she's more chillcircumstance. Yeah, she's more chill.
She's drinking her beer, smoke herweed. It's fun. Yeah, it
is super fun. Yeah. Justlike if there's like you've never seen her

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out of contact, if there's businesspeople around you know, if there's like,
you know, professional people that youhave to deal with around. Uh,
maybe not the best. Yeah,well hey, we work with people
like that, trial and error.They have jobs. So who's the most
embarrassing person you know? Eight sevenseven forty four? What do you with?

(38:27):
A text over to two to nineeight seven. We'll get to your
calls and your text coming up next. Hang on right back this if you
know what I'm saying. All right, So who's the most embarrassing person that
you know? Eight seven seven fortyfour? Woody, that's eight seven seven
forty four. Let's say hi toU. Zoe. Good morning Zoe,

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zo, good morning morning. Hi. All right, So who's the most
embarrassing person? Okay, so itis my grandmother. We love her to
death. I have to preface thisstory. She worked in a professional kitchen
for almost forty years. But anytimewe go out to eat, it is
the biggest ordeal. She always findssomething to complain about, the biggest one

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being steak. Now, we're notgoing to fancy steak restaurant. She will
choose to go to an Applebee's andorder steak, and then when the waitress
asks, like, do you wantany sauce with your steak, she always
says, well, not if it'scooked. Right. The best of us
just sit at the table blushing withembarrassment, and the poor waitress is always

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so confused. I get it,though, I have family members that are
never happy wherever we go, right, always an issue. There's always an
issue, like had no flavor,Always trying to please, but yeah,
it never works out. Yeah,and old people, I don't know what
that age is are so blunt,but like, you get to a certain

(39:58):
age, and maybe it's different fordifferent people, but like I want her
on average, what that age islike where you starting like not care where
you lose all filters? Yeah,I don't know. Yeah, probably like
late seventies. All right, Soit thanks to the call. I appreciate
you. Listen to Woody Show.Yeah, I have a good age a
all Rlet's go to Kelly Hey.Good morning, Kelly, Kelly, Hi,

(40:21):
good morning Woody Show. All right, So who's the most embarrassing person
you know? Oh my gosh,by far my sister, so embarrassing.
What does she do? Oh mygosh. So I have so many stories,
but just one. Um. Shewe went to visit a friend and
that lived in an apartment complex,and I guess she parked in a toe

(40:43):
zone and when we came out,they had her car looked up to a
toe truck. So she threw herselfonto the hood of her car and made
their spread eagle, telling a towchuck driver that she wasn't getting off,
that he wasn't. He didn't havethe right to tow her car, but

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the signs were posted properly. Meanwhile, the crowd is gathering. But I
have to say that the coach truckdriver called the police. The police came
and made the toachuck driver unhooked mysister's car because the signs were not posted
properly. Right, So I wasembarrassing, But I mean she was in

(41:32):
the ride, but it was soembarrassing. Oh wow, yeah, on
the hood of the car. Everybody'swatching a bye Way to Shoe. There's
a story. I just saw thistowchuck driver New Mexico, uh pursued by
the owner of the car he wastowing, and the person shot at the

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multiple time Cool. The shooter,later identified as Twine Woods, arrested charge
with aggravin as saul with a deadlyweapon, I would hope, and clearly
was shooting at the driver, andthe guy from the police department says,
clearly not even just to injure him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to
kill him because he was towing hiscar and it was a it was a

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repos situation apparently could have only beenavoided right let the car go, you
didn't pay. Yeah. Who isthe most embarrassing person that you know,
Greg Gory? I'm gonna have tosay my friend, and I wasn't gonna
say his name, but screw it. His name is Mike, one of
my oldest friends and does the oppositeof what we're talking about. When people

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say, when you think about oh, have you ever been here, act
like you've been here before. Heacts like he's the expert on everything.
So he walks into a sushi restaurantand goes like sush, God forbide,
you just drink a saki. Hehas to go like suck, you know,
and he's so loud. He actslike he knows everything that I've eaten

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that oh I've had this, soI've done that, you know, super
loud, so embarrassing. We'll breakout into song as if we're in a
musical in real life. Wow,very over the top, damn so embarrassing,
Sammy. I have a friend who, in any conversation with anybody,
always asks about money. Like ifyou're like, oh I got a new

(43:19):
job, he'll say, oh,how much how much does it pay?
Oh? You bought a new house? How much was that? How much
is your new car? How muchis like? I mean, just constantly
asks everybody how much money they make, how much all the stuff is.
We were at a wedding and hewas like, I wonder how much all
of this costs? Just constant yeah, And you know what, that also

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seems to be more of a generationalthing, like younger people are less awkward
about talking about about it, likeshame. It's just like it was one
of those things to be quiet aboutit. Yeah yeah, yeah. Now
certain things like when it comes tosalary or whatever, and sometimes it's even
written into contracts like you're not supposedto discuss that with other co workers.

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That's like reason for the termination ofa contract, like you know, obviously
the companies want to keep that quietfor a number of reasons. But when
people are still very quiet about likehow much they paid for their house,
I don't know. If that Idon't understand. You can go on zillo
and find out and you know exactlywhat they paid. Yeah, it's not
a big secret before. I don'tknow if you know what people did to
try to find out, you know, with the neighbor got for their house.

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Now, but to ask like areal estate agent or something now is
jump on zillo So that I don'tunderstand, Like what you know people are
so secretive about, or you know, how much a car costs. That's
another thing. You can just goonline. But for yeah, like how
much do you make? You know, like that kind that kind of stuff
still seems tacking. Oh yeah,oh yeah, I would never ask that.

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Yeah, and I've had a tonof people ask me. I never
say, but I do tell myfriend half baked. Okay, heause how
much money make and I just straightup tell him. Let's go to uh
Ulysses, Hey, good morning Ulysses, Good morning guy. All right,
who's the most embarrassing person you know? Oh? My god, sadly,

(45:07):
my mother. I can't take heranywhere. My god, we went.
We went to a restaurant and toget the waiters attention, instead of waving
them down, she whistled at themlike a dollar. Yeah. I was
like, they're human beings, don'twhistle left them. You know, we're
in public. And then when we'releaving, I'm paying the check, and

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you know, I gave a twentydollars taples like four of us, she
said. She asked me for anotherway. Why are you giving them so
much? She just give him adollar? Like, no, you don't
do that dollar restaurants? Yeah,dollar, Yeah, what are you doing?
No, how's the whistling ever worked? She ever? Left there with

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somebody and then then animals are humanbeings? Like, no, it only
happened that one time, and I'venever taken another out again unless she's thanks
for the comment. Appreciate you listening. Later, let's go to Sarah had
Morning Sarah, Sarah, good morningmorning. Who's the most embarrassing person?
You know? So it's my friendand she really loved to drink, so

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it doesn't matter what time of day. She could be just absolutely drunk.
You never know. One time wewere at a Super Bowl party and her
and I were sitting on some barstools, just hanging out watching the game.
Next thing I know, she hasfallen backward off the bar stool,
almost smashing her head through a glassdoor. And so we're all laughing because

(46:37):
it's fun in games. She standsup and I look down and there's a
puddle forming around her feet. Sheis peeing. So, being the great
friend that I am, I foundsome napkins dropped on the ground. I
asked about before anyone saw. Ohmy god, wiping up your friends always

(46:59):
an adventure, like yeah, fallingdown I get, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, all right, Sarah thanLet's go to Chris Tay, Good morning,
Chris, Good morning wood shown whois the most embarrassing person? You

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know? My mother? Another onefor yeah, oh yeah, no,
this one. Anywhere we go,I'll be with a co worker and their
husband, and she's telling them howI need to settle down and we'd make
a great couple. And thirty fiveyears old, my co worker will be
staying there like her husband, stayingthere with us, and he's just like,
who is this crazy old lady?Oh wow, yeah, yeah,

(47:45):
thirty five. My mom's pushing sixtyand she's so desperate for me to settle
down. It's like anywhere we goany of my friends, if she thinks
I'm talking to a female friend,she'll be hard her name in the background.
Embarrassing. Yeah, I'm I'm ona conference call with supervisors and everything
at work, and she's showing people'snames in the background because she thinks I'm
talking to him. It's a stereotype, but I found it to be very

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true of all my Jewish friends thattheir moms were constant like that if they
were single. Oh man, theywere constantly trying to like set them up
about it. Yeah, it's soimportant to parents. Oh, horribly embarrassing
because they want grand babies. Idon't care. She's got green babies,
I know, but not from you. From you, yeah, oh from
you? Okay, Well I don'tknow what got nothing? Oh she guys.

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She just wants you to be happy, Chris, doesn't want you to
be alone. I'd be happy ifshe'd let me be grown any word,
man, yet, you I hadto censor that one. You're good,
Chris. Thanks for the call,dude. You see bath I think Oh,
all right, let's go to Nathan. Hey, good morning, Nathan,
Nathan, Hi, good morning.Everybody. Let me preface this by

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my sister is twenty three with nolicense, no mars, still lived at
home, baby in the family,right, Yeah, and I'm the younger
or she's older than me. Sowe go out to dinner and with my
sisters, they always haul her along, you know, kind of third wheeling
with my parents embarrassingly, and she'llrefuse to pay. She'll say, oh,

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I'm not I'm not gonna pay,and then my family's my mom and
my sisters start to fight, andthen she goes, oh, well,
your brother will pay for you,which is me unknowingly, and then she
starts to order the most expensive thingson the menu and multiple drinks. Why
why would you pay for Yeah,why would you invite her? If I

(49:36):
refuse, it's gonna be my Myparents kind of forced me to pay for
her, which is very embarrassing.I don't I try to not pay.
Well, then you got to stopin your parents. Yeah, yeah,
like, hey, if she couldbe on your town, right, if
you're gone my wife and my childas well, then my third child being
my sister and paying for to getthat, And that's that's the tough part

(50:00):
when it's family though, too.I know she doesn't say maybe just don't
do it again. But yeah,she's your sister. Yeah, all right,
Nathan, thanks for the calling,man, appreciate it. Thank you.
Yeah, it's like it's like myone sister, Like I love her,
but she's around perfect strangers and withinthree seconds it's all the drama.

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Yea, all the you know,next thing, you know, like she's
chewing this person's ear off for anhour who she just met, but all
this like super personal stuff. I'mlike, I'm sorry. She's very open
and you know what she is likewhen you get her out and whatever.
She's easy to hang out. She'sa lot of fun, like you know
what I mean. But like ifyou just catch her at the right moment

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and she sees an opening with you, she wants to tell you all of
her problems, all of them.There's there's a lot. Yeah, love
her to death. Is that?Who's on your list? No? Mine
was saying Chrissy, Chrissy, Imean I would put her on the list
too, Yeah, but yeah,and Chrissy love you and Chris. It's
usually family though. All right,we're gonna take a break. I got
some more of the feedback from Facebook. We'll get to that next Our weekend

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to two two nine eight seven Thewhat do you Show'll be right back.
This will give Braaby some time tocheck in on her cast. Fire her
five kittycams in her one bedroom apartment, lick her plate, clean, sit
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(51:27):
to more? What show is next? Show? Every morning? I said,
my man really all right? Weekendhomework topic. The more of the
feedback we got Facebook, Facebook dotcom, slash the what do you show?
What does show? Sandra says afriend of mine in his fifties licks

(51:55):
his hands after eating, Oh god, like well Haberburger in a restaurant,
all his fingers sides of his hands, just licks them. Oh I would
never go out to eat with thisperson. Oh god, yeah, like
yeah, the people are like suckingon their fingers. Got the writings and
stuff, no wai. Also onFacebook, Janine my daughter, she's like

(52:22):
twenty five, and she thinks thatshe's my mother for out. He tries
to control my alcohol intake. AndI don't even drink that much. But
if you go to a concert orsomething and I drank. She tries to
control it. It sounds like somebodythat's not self aware. If their kid
is jumping in and like trying toregulate you, you're probably going overboard,

(52:43):
going overboard without knowing it. Mymother and loss is Karen, no filter,
no sense of direction, no commonsense, no common courtesy. We
could beat the nicest place, andshe's throwing f bombs telling everyone in her
life story. She hass a millionquestions. It's always to the wrong person.
Yeah, yeah, she acts likea child. We have another one
on Facebook, my cousin who's thirtynine years old. She's never held a

(53:06):
steady job. She lives at home, but has the audacity to argue with
us for not paying enough attention toher. Oh all right, Colton says,
my uncle would lift his leg andfart in the middle of a restaurant
to be seated. Great sweet textseven six five. My aunt's the most
embarrassing person ever. She's constantly gettinghurt or having some injury or illness,

(53:28):
and it's always in some kind ofcast and cane walker at center to gain
sympathy. I'm thirty six. She'sbeen doing this my whole life. She
missed my wedding in two thousand andeight because she told everyone she had mursa
and my mom refused to let hercome because it's super contagious. Well,
she didn't have it, just didn'twant to go. She also likes to
ask the most intrusive personal questions outloud when you're in public. A one

(53:52):
two says, Unfortunately, the mostembarrassing person I know is possibly me.
Really, I was hanging out withsome friends. Two of them were dating.
I was really drunk and I triedto kiss one of them and she
pushed my face away, so Ikissed her boyfriend. Okay. After that,
I was like, oh, nowcan I kiss her? Next thing?
I know, I'm waking up andmy friend told me what happened,

(54:15):
and apparently I puked on the floor, fell on it, late in it.
Oh my god. He carried meupstairs and put me in the shower
and changed my clothes. Yes,okay, moved to another country. Yeah,
it's time to swishing marijuana. Alcoholdoes seem like it's for you.
Most embarrassing person I know as myex wife. The entire time we were

(54:36):
married. She would exaggerate everything topeople, regardless of the conversation one of
other people were talking about what they'vebeen up to. She would just blurt
out something like I rebuild a transmissionin my living room. Oh okay,
you know. And she hadn't doneany of this stuff. That's bizarre.
Harry in Vegas says, my dadwould be the most embarrassing person I know.
He's eighty three, kind of hardto hearing. We go to breakfast

(55:00):
on Sundays and he has a tendencyto talk loud of times, and he
leaned over to me telling me thatour waitress had a nice ass, a
little too loud. She happened tobe at the next table, and I'm
sure she heard everything. Of course, common thread is restaurants. A lot
of embarrassings from a restaurant when Asays, my cousin is the most annoying.
He likes to act like he's superhard and thinks everyone's mad dogging him.

(55:22):
So he started talking crap really loud, and the direction of the person
he thinks is looking at him great. Oh yeah. I left him ounta
in public one time because I can'tstand him. I hate people like that.
My aunt, she's a hoarder,tweaker and has horrible personal hygiene.
Yeah, yeah, she has gonemonths without a shower. Oh. I

(55:43):
couldn't be around that person, horness, never have Yeah, so weird get
it. Yeah, Wendy says mysister. She'll look hot af when we're
out, but always wants to getin fights when she's drunk. Yeah.
Yeah, that's another person you can'tbring. You know, you can't bring
her road and wants to always startfights. Yeah. Well, thank you
for your feedback. Everybody don't appreciatethat. If you're just catching this on

(56:07):
the podcast, you can always leaveyour story for us on the after hours
voicemail anytime after ten am at eightseven seven forty four Woody. That's eight
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(57:15):
Yeah, won the PGA Championship yesterday. But the only thing that people want
to talk about is this guy.His name is Michael Block, a forty
six year old club pro. He'sjust a guy who teaches golf at a
public course in Mission Viejo, California. And he qualified for the tournament somehow
finished fifteenth, sweet and walked awaywith a check for two hundred and eighty

(57:37):
eight thousand dollars. Nice. Andin the process of all this, he
hit a hole in one. Yeah, fifteenth and he got two hundred grand.
This is so cool. Yeah,not bad. Yeah, Brooks got
three point one million. That's okay, that's not right. I'll take either.
More people are in the championship.Yeah, yeah, I'm not really

(57:58):
sure. But you know qualified forthe weekend. So yeah, half of
the half of the field gets senthome after the first two days. Yeah,
and now I gets to come back. Yeah, he gets an automatic
invite for next year. Awesome.Yeah, now here is when you hit
the hole in one, the crowdof course going wild, is going to
get the ball. But then he'scrying like a little bit after my match.

(58:22):
Ever got to Lincoln dial this jeftreeright, it's very good as you
got the distance, right, nice. I appreciate you making me cry.
I'm living a drain. I'm makingsure that I enjoyed this moment. I've
learned that after my forty six yearsof life, it's not gonna get better

(58:42):
on this. There's nowhere no chancein hell and cheers to the twenty nine
thousand professionals PJ professional in the World'sfor you, guys. Thank you.
You're nice. Good dude. Imean, if I an old one,
I would be crying. Cry thatwas your story, you might cry.
Yeah, if you're like, it'sa cool story. Just teaching a you

(59:06):
know, a club and then you'rehere with all your professional heroes and you
hit a hole in one too.Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's very
cool. Yeah, not a badweekend. You wouldn't have made that teach
me right, you know, thatwould have taken a while. Yeah,
not bad. That's pretty awesome metas. Yes, I'm sure you already know
about Fattie Wapp Oh everyone's favorite rapper. Yeah, that was Raby's favorite rapper

(59:30):
for a second. Yeah remember.Yes. Anyway, last August, he
put guilty to possession and distribution ofdrugs. His lawyer is gunning for the
mandatory minimum sentence of five years andsays that COVID is to blame because when

(59:57):
the pandemic hit, there were quoteno opportunities to perform arm Thus his income
was severely limited. He was alsobeing sued, he was going through a
divorce, his tour manager was stealingfrom him, and his grandparents had died.
As a result, quote, depressionand panic began to set in.
The lawyer adds, quote Suddenly itfelt like life was going in reverse,

(01:00:17):
and he became ashamed when he beganto struggle to keep up the lifestyle that
he had created for so many Yeah. Ye, his judgment became impaired,
so to fix it, he tookup dealing. Oh all right, come
on, guys, that's what youdo. He started drug dealing during the
pandemic potwater. It worked out.Just give him a brain. Oh yeah,

(01:00:39):
the key was don't get caught.Yeah, that's always the key,
that right, banger. Bet he'sgot bars for days. Yeah yeah,
unlike everybody else, he was bummedout about the pandemic, right, yeah.
He was an anomaly. Yeah,and he's got to keep up this
lifestyle for all these hangar ons.You have to. I was leaving the

(01:01:00):
station the other day and there wassome rapper here. I don't even know
who it was. There was amillion heads, forty thousand person in the
lobby, and you could all tellthere's just people that you know, he
just he just knew his whole lifethat he's just funding. Yeah. They
do nothing, you know that they'relike either on the come up or not

(01:01:22):
that huge because people like the Rockor Kevin Hart show up here with a
dude yeah or two right, yeah, these like youngsters. Yeah, first
showed up here with two people.Yeah, Doctor Dre Yeah yeah, when
Doctor Dre came through, which wascool. That's the one time I asked

(01:01:44):
for a picture. Half the timeis people coming through the building or whatever.
It was the Property Brothers and doctorDre that I asked for a picture.
Yeah, ice Cube showed up hererecently. I think he had five
people. Yeah, and I waslike, whoa. Yeah, well,
because he's part of a group,that's why you probably and realize that I
didn't. Yeah, I recognize.Yeah. Well there was the one time

(01:02:04):
I forget who it was and theywere in the men's room, which is
not a private bathroom. Oh thatmade me sum and Greg had to go
use the restroom during a commercial break. I had about two minutes. Yeah,
like we're here working. He goesover there and there's like a big
guy standing outside the bathroom and hesays, there's an artist in there.
Yeah, that's there's an artist inthere. I said, okay, great,

(01:02:28):
I have to pee. There's anartist in there. Great, awesome
work here two minutes, No,there's an artist in there. You went
in anyway, right, I don'tthink I did. I think I caved,
Yeah, because something similar happened tome not that long ago. I
was like, crap, and Ijust why I kept walking right back would

(01:02:49):
I was like, oh okay,I'll even walking through the lobby, like
because I'm clearly I'm I'm not justlike walking right toward people. But there
were a couple of people who werelike tried to get in my way,
so I would go around them,and I just stopped and I waited for
them to move, and then Ikept going, and then I stopped and
I waited for the move. Likeright anytime, the whole lobby wreakedive we

(01:03:10):
ye, oh my god, it'slike we already a dispensary. Yeah right,
like all you guys don't do adamn thing. There's one person in
this room that does anything right.Well, no, one guy would probably
be the door guy. Yeah,yeah, one guy is the ash track
right, next time, you justsell him. I don't care if Madonna's
in there. Yeah, I'm goingin like cool. Can't wait to see

(01:03:32):
who it is, right, Ican't wait to Penis. And the funny
thing is the bigger the star,like the more famous they are, the
cooler they are. Ye seems Imean, Von was just in the bathroom
the other day with Ed Charon.Yeah. Ed Chearing got dumb money.
Yeah yeah, he didn't care.Penis, I don't know what your honeymoon

(01:03:57):
with marble Mouth. That's Fred Nickiand today's redneck News is from Warwick,
Rhode Island. But the police thatgot a call from the local walmart about
a guy who was inside the men'sroom huffing cans of air duster. And
when the officers arrived, one ofthem approached the men's room and could hear
that sweet sound of the air hissingas it escaped the canister? Isn't that

(01:04:21):
a sweet sound? Makes me wanta party? So he stepped inside and
that's when we meet thirty two yearold Trevor McGuire. He was locked up
in one of the stalls going totown on the stolen cans. The officer
identified himself as an officer of thelaw, but Trevor didn't care, just
kept on huffing. The officer keptknocking on the door, trying to get

(01:04:42):
him to give up, but Iwas getting nowhere until Trevor dropped the can
of air duster on the floor,and at that point he unlatched the door
to the stall so he can gograb it, which gave the officer a
chance to push the door in.Trevor then reached into his pocket and pulled
out and he guesses another cater.Yeah, more duster, more duster dust

(01:05:02):
more more duster nailed it. Yeah, you would have thought it might have
been like a gun or a ninemore dust. Yeah, can't stop last
hit, which was wrestled away bythe officer and Trevor was putting the handcuffs.
So not only did he earn himselfa shoplift in charge, but he
also received the grand prize of alifetime band from Walmart. Oh no,

(01:05:24):
no, that's a nighttime. Andit turns out he had an outstanding Warren.
So there it is from Warwick,Rhode Island. That is Trevor McGuire
who got himself arrested and a lifetimeband from Walmart after huffing and puffing on
stolen cans of air duster in themen's room. Wow, and that is
today's red. Nick doesn't even waituntil he gets back to an He's doing

(01:05:50):
it right there Walmart. Yeah,we're gonna take a quick break. More
what it shows next? Hang onback? What's seventy three minus four?
Yeah, it's hot. That remindsme did sixty nine the news? Yeah?

(01:06:10):
I need that cliff for our littlepunctuators on storage. Yeah, so
boord in Caroline, if you wouldn'tmind he's getting me that. First of
all, raw Hu needed the Rockscall her going sixty nine. Yeah,
yeah, that's hot. I know. We got that somewhere, all right.

(01:06:31):
We got the trending news headlines,the Greg Gory. Well, this
sounds pretty scandalous. The Wall StreetJournal reported that, according to a source,
Jeffrey Epstein had threatened to expose anaffair that Bill Gates allegedly had with
a Russian woman after he decided notto start this philanthropy group with Jeffrey Epstein,
and that was the revenge. ApparentlyBill Gates met that woman and to

(01:06:54):
Nova during a bridge tournament because he'sa big bridge player. So she had
moved to the Bay Area to bea software engineer. Gates found out that
she loved playing bridge as she does, and they allegedly had an affair while
Bill was still married to Melinda.And then Epstein met this woman Antonova when
she was looking for financial backers fora bridge academy, and then he ended

(01:07:16):
up paying the bridge. Yeah right, so apparently Epstein apparently paid for her
software coding school, and then hewrote this email to Bill Gates asking him
to reimburse him for paying for it. Since after all, they were romantically
involved, so a spokesperson down forBill Gates said he never paid up over
that threat, had no financial dealingswith Jeffrey Epstein, and Antonova was asked

(01:07:42):
about it, says she's disgusted witheverything Epstein did, but wouldn't comment on
that alleged romance Bill Gates. Imean, Bill Gates already admitted that he
was doing some stuff. Yeah.Yeah, the marriage was on the rocks
anyway. Yeah, I just wondereverybody wonder at Jeffrey Epstein had a chance,
Like how many people would he havebrought down? Oh my god,

(01:08:04):
Like how deep? And because itseems like every every couple of weeks there's
somebody knew this tide picture with himon this island everywhere. Yeah, we
know everybody, well just his flightlist, young girls are getting pimped out
and stuff like you just want nowonder he's dead. Conspiracy theory guy,

(01:08:25):
believe that one dud but one plusone equals too. He was mega murdered
too many, too many super highlevel, powerful rich people. Yeah,
and he knew way too much,but all them right, He's not the
only one who knows somebody Former presidentsendless yeah. Wow. It was so
funny because there was a report Ithink maybe a week ago. I was

(01:08:48):
listening to the radio and they weretalking about something else I don't even Bill
Gates, and they're like, yeah, Jeffrey committed suicide on blah blah blah.
I'm like, committed suicide and maybelaugh out loud, like this dude
was so murdered. I'm like,he's so high profile, you have him
in a cell with another person.Yeah. Right, And that's a funny

(01:09:09):
cartoon. Like right around the timethat happened, it was Hillary Clinton on
the phone and they go hello,because yes, I'd like to order a
suicide. Yeah, did you see? Because it's weird, like how do
all these people who are otherwise healthyaround powerful people just all of a sudden,
itside, her show up dead.That weird, It's really weird.
It's a high percentage of cars,very strange people freaking out on planes.

(01:09:33):
That's become basically a daily thing.So it seems so this time around a
Frontier Airlines flight from Tambaa, Denver. Plane was boarding, hadn't even left
the airport yet, and some womangot belligerent for some reason. They don't
know why. She was asked toget off the plane before it even took
off, so as she was deplaning, she picked up the intercom phone and

(01:09:54):
hit a flight attendant with it.Right, So not only was she getting
kicked off the plane, she alsogot a rested once she finally got off
the plane for assault for hitting thatabout way? But then, how is
this for modern day crime fighting?The flight ended up taking off to Denver
and then this idiot who hit thatflight attendant got on another flight later that
day after being released. Whoa wow? How mega repercussions for assault? She

(01:10:20):
was sighted and released? How doyou end up on the no fly list?
I know? Right, at leastfor thirty to sixty days? No,
if you hit somebody over the head, you're banned your perma band,
she can't fly, i'd finally,I would be totally fine with that.
I'm saying, how is it notat least for like is there like yeah,

(01:10:40):
like a year, like a coolingoff period, Like all right,
look, you can't fly for thirtysixty days whatever it is, Right,
get in the car back on aplane. Yeah, in public with everybody.
And by the way, that's howmost of these go. Um,
I forget the the other one thatwe heard about Rethley, some guy had
started a fight and he was likebeing like totally crazy at the point where
they had to like land the plane, get this guy off the plane.

(01:11:02):
He caught the next flight. Wow, So they like landed, got him
off the plane, and he caughta flight later that day to go wherever
he was going. He just wasn'tgoing on this plane anymore. And it
was on the same airline. Norepercussions anymore. Yeah, what's to be
afraid of? Nothing? Oh God, you can follow this under. Get
the f out of here. You'regonna love this would Either's some federal employees

(01:11:25):
with the State Department who were askingfor therapy because they were so triggered when
some emails were labeled with the wrongpronouns. Now, the State Department was
actually trying to do something nice foreverybody. They were trying out. This
new feature lets people choose the preferredpronouns on the department's global address list.

(01:11:46):
So during the test, which isunnecessary, but go ahead, sure,
But during the test, after ahandful of employees had entered in their pronouns,
the emails were sent out again inthe test phase with he or she
or him instead of them, butthey were incorrect, and they were incorrect,
so some men even got emails thinkingthere were women. Some women got
emails thinking they were men. Thewhole test just didn't go well, even

(01:12:11):
though their intention was to make everybodyfeel included. They said they were trying
to be more inclusive provide employees withthe pronoun option, but that first test
just didn't work out. So theyapologize. But some employees though, they
don't accept the trilogy. Why isthe lately, like all these places that
are trying to be inclusive, thatare trying to do the right thing,
it's all backfiring, right, Butyou can't make people happy, that's the

(01:12:34):
thing. Yeah, but the resultswere laughable. One person said they were
in shock when they got the wrongone was confused. Others are so triggered
now they're demanding therapy. Okay,therapy, yeah, because they were triggered.
Yeah, and shock. I've seensome of the videos where people are

(01:12:55):
like, call me, ma'am onemore talk. They saw that freak out.
I'm like, never seen anybody freakout. I have four letter last
name f I F E. Ihave gotten it butchered so many times and
do I freak out about it?No, I go, I just I
just correct that, and then youmove on. They go, I'm sorry

(01:13:15):
about that. I'm sorry, I'msorry, it's sir okay, and then
you move on like you're freaking out. Mean therapy. I mean, I
agree you need therapy. If you'refreaking out, you need therapy. I'm
triggered by this story, right,therapy for other reasons than what you say
you need therapy for, like ifyou're gonna lose your mind that hard over

(01:13:36):
something that's just easily like oh,I'm hey, man, sorry, you
know I messed up exactly. Butagain, these companies are like, you
know what, I'm not even gonnadeal with it anymore, and then there's
gonna be less opportunity. Right.I can't tell you how many times I've
met somebody said hi, my nameis Greg, good to meet you,
Gary, to the point where myold co workers we just went along.

(01:13:58):
It was always Gary. Also,did I need therapy? Yeah, I've
heard fifi five fire fis like there'sa there's a thousand, it's four letters
fife right, not hard. Yeah. Yeah. State department says they're aware
of the issue and they're working oncorrecting. Oh I hope so immediately,
Yeah, please do. Also,there's gonna be underlined discrimination because the next

(01:14:20):
person that's gonna want to opportunity,they're like, you know what, the
past person had to go to therapybecause we made a mistake absence. Yeah,
and then people are not going toget hired. I mean obviously it's
gonna be not a it got mentionedaround here apparently, but they're gonna have
people add to their signature line ontheir company email, their pronouns and uh.

(01:14:42):
It was still like in the discussionphase, and I remember saying to
one of the mucky MUCKs, why, like, you're just asking for problems,
asking people put it on there,put it on there, but it
shouldn't be a company wide mandate.Yeah exactly, Like for those who care,
they could put it on there.I'm sure they already do, right
exactly. I see times on businesscards. Yeah. It reminds me of
the famous saying the road to hellis paved with good intentions, and that's

(01:15:06):
what this was. Just asking forproblems. Yeah. Can I ask you
the what is the obsession with theemail signature thing? I don't know,
it's emails about the email signature.I've never even looked into changing my email
because you'll send like a one sentencereply to somebody. Yeah, but then

(01:15:29):
signature. Every email is now scrollablebecause the email is so friggin long the
signature. So I'm glad you broughtthat up. That's about an email signature
doesn't seem like signature our email ingeneral. Yeah, so old timing.
That's a paragraph long. Uh,this sucks. In Lake County, Indiana,

(01:15:50):
guy and his two teenage sons weregoing through some stuff that used to
belong to the man's dad. Sothe teenagers grandpa, I guess grandpa died.
They're going through his stuff. Inhis stuff, it was an old
grenade. So somebody decided, youknow what we should do, pull the
pin. Yeah, let's see ifexact how else are you supposed to know?
I it's real? Yeah, seeif it's live. Yeah, yeah,

(01:16:11):
let's find out you pull the pin. Let's pull the pin and throw
it. So what happened, Well, it exploded, the dad got killed,
and the two teenage sons were injuredby shrapnel. Fourteen and eighteen years
old. I heard the story.I didn't know anybody died. Yeah,
the dad died the bomb squad wentto the house after the explosion to see
if there are any more explosive devicesand crampas stuff, And now detectives are

(01:16:33):
investigating the accident for some reason.Let's to investigate, ye pull the pin.
They have homicide detectives working on thecane. Well maybe they think it
Grandpa set it up. That's justthat's like Darwin stuff. Yeah, you
find a grenade, you pull thepull, you get what you get.

(01:16:54):
Yeah, and apparently you get deadif you're the dead exactly. Well that's
what you can only feels so bad. All right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory. We're gonna take aquick break more what he shows next,
hang up, coming up next showwill face one of his biggest years.
That hell took that picture, putit on the show. We'll be

(01:17:19):
right back. This is the WoodyShow. Honey, I want a beautiful
dancing song, honey, you knowshow. Well, so we all heard
about Yellowstone with Kevin cost That's comingto an end, right right, love
that show. And then I justgot into Tulsa King which just had its

(01:17:43):
first season, and then uh latelast year, Paramount Plus announced a second
season and they did that after justlike a couple episodes because it was already
this is with the one with theSylvester Stallone right that their highest rated show.
Oh god, as it's a greatshow. Now they say, due
to creative differences, show runner TerrenceWinter won't be returning. What but the

(01:18:09):
main cast of characters are all areall coming back for a season two So
weird? Yeah, what is itwith these show runners? Like it happened
on the House of the Dragon.They lost their show runner from season one
to season two, Tyler Taylor TaylorSheridan Frow. He really is it's being
difficult to work with. Yeah,now, this guy Terrence Winter. But

(01:18:30):
the plot closely guarded secret. ButI mean it ended, it ended away
or I need to know what happens, right, But they said it's also
not a stretch to see a fewYellowstone style spinoffs come out of the show.
Well, they said, the oneYellowstone spinoff is gonna launch like right
after the OJ wraps up, likea month later. Yeah, that's cool.

(01:18:53):
So season one of Tulsa King premieredin November twenty twenty two, and
they say, ideally that's the startwindow for season two in November twenty twenty
three, but Rider strike delays fromlosing the show runner. Riders strike probably
gonna push the second season. Atsome point in twenty twenty four tons of

(01:19:13):
television is going to be passed becauseof this strike, which rate we see
no end two by the way,Yeah, really there's no progress na zero
on. Well, don't forget seriespremiere of my Zi. Yeah. Yeah,
that's done and ready to go onWednesday in the can. Yeah,
I got a media you can alwayswatch the next day on Hulu. Right,

(01:19:38):
that's my big biker beard. You'llsee it, I know. But
I want to get to your sceneright away. And I have molue with
commercials, don't blink. I dohave a dialogue line. I do some
I do have a line in there. I can't wait to see it.
But yeah, it's weird, man. I spent all damn day filming that,
and it's going to be so fast, so much downtime and film right

(01:19:59):
there, really is. It's afascinating process, that's what's so expensive.
Oh yeah, yeah, and there'sa billion people all running around who are
all getting paid, not there forfree. Right Yeah, super interesting,
Yeah, pretty close. Don't forgetWednesday. Check it out Wednesday, all
right, we got phones open eightseven seven forty four. Woody, you
can hit us up with the textover to two to nine eight seven.

(01:20:20):
We'll be right back. People havelost their damn mind lowers the bar for
everybody. Everything sucks. Damn.We are in two another new hour of
insensitivity training, free politically correct world. I'm that's Raby. We got a

(01:20:40):
great door. We got minutes itup. See bass, there's Sammy morning.
And Uh. I was reading aboutthis guy, his dad in Massachusetts,
and he had bought some tickets forTaylor Swift all right back in November,
but never got him. Oh heestimate city spent about eighteen hundred dollars,

(01:21:01):
Oh my god for them on StubHub. Oh okay, and then his
daughter and her friends still going tothe show. Can't disappoint your daughter.
So last minute he got some replacementtickets which cost him twenty one thousand dollars,

(01:21:21):
and he even got him a limo. Oh my god, Oh okay,
jeez, I love my kids concert. What happened with the first Yeah,
I just talked to StubHub, though, I mean to get your money
back from stub Hub. Uh.Days for the show, the dab was
still empty. Handed stuff has apolicy where tickets aren't sent to the buyer

(01:21:44):
and day for the event right up. But his was never His were never
delivered, and when he contacted StubHub, he was told alternative tickets weren't available
to buy. Still, determined notto let his daughter and her friends down,
he found a different reseller and purchasedfour more or for twenty one thousand
dollars. All right, so itgot his money back from the first set.

(01:22:05):
I don't get I don't get thewhole worship over Taylor Swift. And
I've said it before. I thinkshe seems like a very annoying person.
I can't imagine it ever happen tobe around her. That said, she
has a lot of catchy songs.She does, you know, a lot
of big hits. But man,like this whole like over the top.
Every time she breathes it makes newsheadline. Like, I don't get it.

(01:22:29):
Twenty one thousand dollars. I'd belike telling my daughter, Hey,
sorry, sorry, that's just notthat's like that ice cream we talked about
sixty seven hundred dollars a scoop,Yeah, not worth it. I took
my niece, Like my niece wasvery into Taylor Swift when she was much
younger, and we went to oneof these shows. It was fun,
it was good. Yeah, I'msure if you go there, you're gonna

(01:22:51):
have a good time. But twentythousand dollars worth put that into stock or
something. What is it about theparents who want so badly to bankrupt themselves
to please their kid. It almostseems like a disorder of some sort.
No, I mean I understand wantingto do something, stal this could be

(01:23:14):
a year of college. I meanthis was insanity. I mean how long?
How long is that concert? Threehours? I mean three hours?
Like not worth it? Now?Like too much? Yeah, now,
we have spent some serious money onvacations, you know with the kids.

(01:23:36):
Sure, Like we went on thatDisney cruise. We got the Walt Disney
suite on the boat. There's oneof those. I mean, it was
over the top cool. And thatwas something that I wanted to do,
not just for my kids, yeah, so for us as a family,
but also because I had my dadand my stepmom there. Never done a
trip with my dad my entire life, right, so it was like,

(01:23:58):
you know, that was a bigthing. But that was seven nights exactly.
Well, I just spent serious moneyon tickets for you two at the
Sphere. Yeah. It was twentyfive hundred dollars for two for two tickets.
Yeah, I mean like right inthe mill of Sphere. They're good
seats. Yeah, that I get, you know, but I'm just kind
of looking at it as like aonce in a lifetime thing, right.

(01:24:19):
I understand the eighteen hundred dollars thathe spent initially, yeah, on the
Taylor Swift tickets, but I definitelyhad sticker shop for a couple of days.
When you get to five digits,yeah, I mean you got a
really insane Yeah. And I'm tryingto think besides the that should come with
a slumber party with Taylors. No, I'm trying to think of something like

(01:24:40):
like an equivalent, and I thinkit would probably be one of the AFC
Championship games that we went through rave. Yeah, like we paid some spent
a lot of money on that.Yeah, but zero regrets because it was
super worth it because it was itwas, but I mean, but it
was off in their shoes. It'sworth. It seemed lost, but it

(01:25:01):
was nowhere near I mean it was, it was. It wasn't even the
eighteen hundred dollars. Now it wasfor two tickets. Yeah, I think
it was like six hundred bucks.I think it was eight hundred dollars per
yeah, okay, yeah, Imean I mean to be like midfield like
today today, it would be forgettwo, you were like fifty yard line

(01:25:23):
yeah, lower ball, yeah,lower level. Yeah. It was great,
I get it, but getting noseleads for them much. What's what's
the most you've spent on something likethat on a concert or concerts or just
like something like something over the top, frivolous, frivolous, Yeah, like
that. You would think that Iwould do that, but I don't know,

(01:25:45):
like, uh, I mean vacations. Obviously, spent a lot of
money on vacations, but like aone time thing for a show, No,
I don't think I've ever done that. I mean, I think my
wife's probably spent a lot of moneyon justin like yeah, justin Timberlake and
stuff like that. But because youlooked at tickets for you too, at
the sphere, just for the experience, just sphearing, just to see it.

(01:26:06):
Yeah, And I just laughed offthe prices and like na dog think
I just think because maybe because I'mjust jaded because of what we do.
Yeah, but didn't price out didn'twe price out the Aerosmith residency? Oh
yeah, all the dollars too much? Nothing close? Right? Yeah?

(01:26:27):
It was that was crazy. Yeah, and I would love to go to
that show, But I'm not spendingthe money to go nag Na gonna happened?
What about some other experience type thingforget concert an experience trips? Yeah,
I'm spending like I don't know,I think the most like overseas,
I've done trips where I've gone toJapan that I went to London and then

(01:26:48):
I went to Vegas all of onetrip, right, and that probably had
be like fifteen thousand dollars. Butthat's a trip that I would that would
spend. I mean I would sayfor all year long and then I would
take that, yeah, for themof the year. And that's also my
wife's really good at getting deals too. Like fifteen thousand dollars. You would

(01:27:09):
think like wow, that is alot of money. But also I mean
it's a lot of money, butit's a lot of money, but you're
booked, yeah, that many countriesand then also you know the flying experiences
guaranteed. If she didn't, like, you know, look for deals,
that was probably easily like thirty fivethousand dollars because of the level of sleeping
in pods on airplanes and things likethat. Those tickets are not cheap at

(01:27:32):
all. Yeah, what men Isis saying for like the concerts and stuff
like that. For these events,we know a lot of people, so
we get tickets, right, Yeah, for a lot of stuff, you
know, Um, I mean notjust concerts either, like Wrestlemanian Yeah,
things, he got tickets for that. It's like he was paying for those
twos and if I wasn't able to, I don't know, I don't know.

(01:27:55):
I'm trying to think, like,have I've never gone those experiences before
without paying, then maybe I wouldconsenter. Yeah, Like I've never been
the money, I've never been toa super Bowl, and uh I've I've
had a number of opportunities. Yeah, and I just I just couldn't pull
the trigger on it. Yeah.Yeah, that's starting at like five grand
for the lowest passage and that's evenwith your team in it. Because with

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with your team in it, I'mgonna go next time my team makes it.
Yeah, I'm going. I thoughtabout it, but I'm like,
man, it's kind of like thecorporate scene be seen, like not sure.
Like I like the AFC NFC championshipgames because like, at least that's
still about all the people. Ifit's your team on the road, those
are still like crazy fans, that'dbe cool. Yeah, but that's like

(01:28:44):
a once in a life, yeahthing. But the super Bowl is just
kind of like people who are therebecause it's a super Bowl. Of course,
you know, it doesn't matter who'sin it. Yeah, like an
event. How many actual fans gottickets to the super Bowl, right,
compared to you know, the theChampionship right, I don't know. I'm
going, yeah, eight seven sevenfoot you can be seen, so we

(01:29:08):
can post from you know the place. The only thing I don't I mean,
I just don't want to pay,but the those fields, those field
seats that they have at the Raidersgames. I would love to sit in
one of those. Yeah, butyou don't see anything. I mean,
it's fine if you're not a footballfan. Yeah, yeah, likely interested

(01:29:30):
in I would love to sit there, menaceine my wife, Yeah, party,
it would be fun. Yeah,No, I'm sure they're cool,
but I'm saying, if you wantto watch the game and not have to
watch it on the monitor, that'sbeen that party suite. But you can
Graham where you are. You gotDJ. Yeah rules, you can see
the backs of the NFL films people, I don't care. Yeah, but

(01:29:54):
the Graham, but the grad Butthe DJ I'm sitting looks fun more what
he shows next? Hello, aboutto brood? Shut up, you got
food. I'm still cringe the show. Welcome back some Raby luck in the

(01:30:17):
Newsy Congratulations to my buddy Mike.Oh yeah, I had a great weekend
the slots. Really. Yeah,you have send me pictures? Oh,
man, like I sent to Gregand he loves it. Oh, I'm
so happy for you. Yeah.I don't roll my eyes at all and
go, oh he celebrating, Isay, good job. Right. Yeah,

(01:30:41):
I'm trying to find I'm trying tofind the one that he hit him,
like, my god, Really heplays the high limit ones? Yeah,
oh yeah, he doesn't playing around. I think it was like nine
dollars a pollers. Oh that's alot for Randy. No, that is
I mean, I've been there,I've done I've done it accidentally, I
put in I think it was fiftybucks into a machine. I started spinning

(01:31:03):
and after four spins it stopped.I'm like, why is this stopping?
Oh? I was actually twelve.Bush was so mad. Yeah, I
can't find it. Do you rememberwhat the jackpot was? Well, it
was like, you know, itwas like one of those like double money,
double money, like where it's likethe three symbols right in a round,

(01:31:24):
so you know, it's really good. It must have gave him a
free hat because he was wearing anAria hat. Oh yeah, free with
all your money me. Yeah,double jackpot, double jackpot, double jack
oh damn, oh my god,like man rabat. And he had another
one for twenty three hundred bucks,another one for two thousands. Yes,

(01:31:47):
that stops the machine. Well itwas his birthday weekend too. Oh nice,
pretty good for him. A fiftysix year old lottery fan in Michigan
recently went to his normal store togo buy a scratcher, but they had
just closed, so no scratching forhim. So he went to a different
store bought a scratcher, and hehit for two million dollars d. Yeah,

(01:32:08):
he took the lump sum one pointthree million. Yeah, okay,
didn't Mike mention how long it tookfor the slot attendants to come around and
do the write ups. I mean, that is my major complaints. Oh
yeah, sitting there comfortably while somebodyelse is fetching your thousands of it takes
a minute. Oh and all youwant to do is keep on spinning.

(01:32:30):
But everything just grinds to all.You know what I'm talking about, Greg,
Yeah, it's like, why evenwin? Right now? I haven't
bothered. I know, I'd beso mad that I. He says,
with his winnings, he plans topay off his house and help his family.
Nice. Sweet. I got someother stuff I saw that made me

(01:32:50):
think about raving. Oh. Itwas a twelve foot great white shark spotted
off the coast of South Carolina abouta year after it was detected near the
Jersey shore. And they say theshark weighs about twelve hundred pounds am and
it was tracked. It was namedIronbound. Ironbound, that's a cool name.

(01:33:12):
Yeah, he's been tagged. Okay, he swam about fifteen thousand,
one hundred eighty six miles. Andthe great white sharks the Atlantic coach and
they migrate every year, so theyspend their summers in northern waters near Canada,
and then their winters as far southas the eastern Gulf of Mexico.
Where do they sum up? Thisis a big bitch. They had it
up on like one of the theygo on shark vacations was a little flatbed

(01:33:35):
boat type things. They can search. There's a bunch hanging out near the
Carolina Look look at the look forthe picture of what's iron bound? All
one word Penny iron bound. She'sa white shark. She's hanging out near
h Jersey. Well website. Thisis again for the shark tracking. It's

(01:33:56):
O search with a C, soit's O C E A R dot org.
You can have the text and theyhave tons of shark tracking. There's
a lot in the Gulf right now. Well, there's this one. This
is pretty cool for something like Floridaenjoys being in the water as much as
I am. If I'm going ona vacation, it's a beach vacation.
I am in the water almost theentire time. Don't you feel like you

(01:34:19):
wasted time if you're not in thewater. Yes, But now are we
here? If we're not in thewater. People behind this new app called
Safe Waters claim that their AI canpredict your shark attack risk with eighty nine
percent accuracy. Awesome. They sayit's like a weather app, but for
shark stuff. Well, I guessif you look and you see how littered
in the water, you know.Says it finds out your shark attack risk

(01:34:42):
by studying historical attack data and marineweather conditions from wherever you are. And
they say the app will get moreaccurate as the algorithm grows over time.
Okay, And they're pledging to donatefive percent of their profits to ocean cleanup
initiatives. Good, and they're hopingto have this on the app store by
July. But where you're floating,there's not going to be any sharks around.

(01:35:02):
They'll be raised. But there's there'ssharks there. There's sharks. Reefies
a little baby, yeah, likeriviera. Is that what it says on
your out yeah, reefies. Yeah, I'm looking at the area right now

(01:35:23):
on the sharks map, there's nosharks there. Yeah, like being tracted.
Oh there's an asterisk and it sayscute little reef But there's a dumb
amount of sharks in the Carolinas.Yeah, there was a couple of shark
attacks. I think in Florida.Yeah, Florida. Guy was just fishing
in a shark. But his foothe felt like he got hit by a
truck. Believe he thought about you. Yeah, more shark stuff, no

(01:35:46):
okay. Twenty six year old CaryRawlins a former elementary school teacher's aid who
was arrested for licking a boy's feet, and just ten days after he was
released on bond for his first offense, he was arrested again after asking to
see another boy's feet. He justloves the feet. You are a waste

(01:36:08):
wants. Apparently, he saw atwelve year old boy playing basketball in a
driveway, so he pulled his carover to talk to him, showed the
kid a picture of some feet,asked him what his feet looked like.
The boy said, I don't know, man. He said, well,
can I see your feet? Andthat's when the boy ran inside, told
his mom, and the cops trackedhim down. Firing squad. Yeah that

(01:36:29):
guy done. Yeah, put himin the grinder. He's not needed.
Grind him up some other stuff forRaby. How about the Empire Strips Back?
Have you heard about this? It'sa sci fi barlesque show. What
yeah, uh, with little clothingacting as Star Wars characters. It's an
hour and a half, no intermission. Feminis see three po who sheds her

(01:36:50):
bronze armor piece by piece. ADarth Vader who gets sexy with Stormtrooper background
dancers, wonderf Lucas film. Yes, I mean they have ads online.
They got two of the job ofthe Huts, Green slave girls, Boba
fat Is, a bounty stunner,even a scantily clad Luke's Skywalker car wash

(01:37:13):
on stage. Yeah. Apparently playingin Los Angeles and New York City.
Here's a screenshot of all the action. It's been going on for a little
while. I have friends that havegone and they said it's awesome. Can
you imagine all the nerdes and thesuits after imagine the black light? Oh
my god, what Star Wars character. It looks like a galaxy, looks
like the Milky Way. Sexually attractedto Ahsoka Asoka Yah which is which is

(01:37:38):
Luke's or Anakin Skywalker's padawan who's goingto have her own show here coming up?
She trained with Anakin and went onto beginning the baddest ass of a
Yeah, all right, does sheaska your downstairs? Her paintings are all

(01:37:59):
ask and finally ray. According tothe research, it's a myth that women
lose interest in sex as they entermidlife. Who said that they did.
Researchers studied more than thirty two thousandwomen for about fifteen years and found that
even as they got older, amajority of women still had sexual desires.
In fact, only twenty eight percentof women studied said they valued sex less

(01:38:24):
during their later years. The majorityof women forty eight percent, said they
valued a healthy sex life as theyentered the menopause years, but gradually lost
interests throughout their fifties and sixties.But women to study also valued high sex.
Are you know I'm sorry? Whohighly valued sex shared the following characteristics.
They're more highly educated, they wereless depressed, no kidding, and

(01:38:47):
they had experienced betteral better sexual satisfactionbefore entering the midlife portion. Yeah,
I don't think they lose interests.I think they just lose interests in their
partners, and then their partners arethey're not interested. They're horning for somebody
younger. Yeah yeah, Stubbler,Yeah yeah, that makes sense. But
the horning is real if they're lessdepressed. Things like horning yeah. Yeah,

(01:39:13):
that's the thing. It's like myhorning is never horning is just never
waiting, has never depression or not. Yeah right, depressed horning. Yeah.
Happy. I can see as youget older where it's grosser. It's
way well, you know, forsure it's more disgusting whoever's with me,
But yeah, what I'm saying like, if that person is in your wheelhouse.

(01:39:36):
You know, like my wife andI were only we're less than a
year apart, so we're both oldand both I just got gross before she
did, you know what I'm saying, So like down the line you have
the timelines off, Yeah, downthe line, and you know when you
both after menopause and she's got afull on mustache and you know that kind
of stuff, real thin, loose, transparent skin, lift their arms in

(01:39:58):
the skin with a boom. Yeah, it's like then you'll be like you
finally caught up to me. You'relike, you're lucky to be with me.
Isn't that weird? You can lookat that now and think like,
oh that old chick gross. Yeah, And one day you're going to be
the same age and be like,oh she's so hot. Yeah, I
look at like somebody because once you'veseen her, maybe once you've seen like
somebody who used to be like superhot. I forget who I saw recently.

(01:40:20):
It's like, oh, look whatshe looks like now we're just talking
about Oh like, for example,Kelly McGillis from Top Gun for the original
Top Gun, she was the loveinterest in Top Gun. You would never
know that's her. Yeah, shelooks like a frumpy old like a like
an old lady who takes that littleshort bus because you can't drive herself.
That that's what she looks like nowshe needs access and if you if you

(01:40:42):
look at her, you go,oh my god, it's hard to believe
she was ever hot. It's well, that's why she wasn't Welcome back from
Maverick. Oh you know, yeah, based on her looks. Support that.
I support it. I support itpeople. This is the show,

(01:41:03):
all right, welcome back. Alot of people are gonna hear this and
not like it. Oh no,I've wondered how there's still a thing the
traditional bachelor bachelor parties. Yeah,it just seems like one of those things
like it's time is I don't know, coming gone bigger than ever? Is

(01:41:25):
it really? Yeah? Because nowit's big trips and yeah it's huge,
I'm saying. But like the comboparties where it's like she has her friends,
you have your friends and in oneparty. Yeah, you're doing like
So, according to this study,more than seventy percent of people have cheated

(01:41:48):
on their partners while attending a bacheloror bachelor seventy outrageous. Now, again,
the definition of cheating varies from coupleto couple. Yeah, so the
most common instances of infidelity and thisdoes count for some people getting a lap

(01:42:11):
dance. All right, Well,they probably promised their partner that they wouldn't
get a lap dance and I'm notdoing that. Blah blah. I get
it. It's not like I don'tthink that would be a that would that
wouldn't be a deal breaker in myrelationship. Yeah, no way, she
wouldn't like it. But also,you know what, I'm not into it
either, and I know, oh, let's bs whatever, it's awkward.

(01:42:33):
I know, I'm not like goinghome with this person. I know what
the score is here, like Ialways found them pointless. Yeah, strip
clubs don't really do anything for me. Yeah, okay, I like naked
chicks as much as the next straight. Yeah, it does, you know
what I'm saying. No, Butokay, fine, But so I want
to go to a place where I'mpaying this cover to get in, the

(01:42:54):
drinks are wildly overpriced, and it'sa bunch of teases. You know,
right, Would you go to abuffet just to look at the food?
Yeah? Now, I know alot of guys, a lot of my
friends who are the complete opposite.They love it, love it. Now,
I'm not going to be the turnthe punch bowl and say to my
friend, good, lady's gonna getmad. Yeah, like I'll go if

(01:43:15):
if it's I'm part of a group, and you know that's where everybody's going
sign whatever. But like I'm I'mhanging out, I'm talking to my buddies,
we're having drinks, and that's that'spretty much it. Um. The
other common instances of infidelity kissing somebodylike kissing strangers, that's not cool.
Eleven point two percent of people admittedto sleeping with somebody else wow. Yeah.

(01:43:42):
Nine percent said that they got hotand heavy as part of a threesome.
Really yeah, I've seen a lotof infidelity happening at at these parties,
even ones where you know, I'mnot necessarily involved, but you see
the because she's got the sash,right, you know, of course,
and she's out there. Yeah,I'm a big people watcher, and I

(01:44:06):
know I could see what's going onthere and that's not her fiance, right
yeah, hey, right, Andthen when he talked to uh, And
we've we've asked the question before,like who's more scandalous the bachelor or the
bachelorette party? Seems like based onall reports that I have heard, that
the bachelorette parties are way more.It's crimes of opportunity. Women always have

(01:44:30):
more opportunity than dudes all that.So if they're going out and they're gonna
be slutty and we're gonna be crazyand we're gonna be drinking, do the
whole thing. It's your last outof freedom. They can do whatever they
want. The guys may have thisidea they want to, but it ain't
happening. They don't have those options. Yeah unless it's paid for, yeah
right, yes, yeah, butthere's endless options with the bachelorette And apparently

(01:44:50):
Delaware tops the list is the mostmost unfaithful states. Bunch of the most
a minute states Nebraska, Vermont,and Maine. All right, have you
ever done the cliche bachelorette party Sammywith the penis necklaces, penis straws,

(01:45:10):
penis hats, penis everything. Guysdon't wear boob necklaces, like it's so
weird. No, but they allwear like same T shirts and stuff like
game over. The saddest thing thatI always see a lot of these uh
bachelor parties, you know, becauseI go to those like pool parties where
like people are performing DJs and stuff, and there'll always be like some a
bunch of dudes that bought a cabana, and there's always that one guy off

(01:45:34):
to the side that he's crying withhis girlfriend and fighting with real because she's
mad that he's there. Yeah,I was, and he's like, I
swear nothing's happenings like girls. There'sno girls here, no girls there.
And I was just like, dude, you're really wasting your time with your
friends, like crying with your girlfriendarguing over the phone, Like, dude,

(01:45:56):
just deal with that when you gethome, right, don't be that
loser. So my buddy and theshow would have what a bachelor party looks
like. Okay, I think theaverage bachelor party. My buddy Dan sent
me a picture from his bachelor party. God knows how many years ago this
was. Look at all these losers, look at me, and when I'm
the best one in the budge like, look at all these old dude dorks.

(01:46:23):
I'm sure the women were just likeflocking to you guys on the town.
Yeah, I'm sure you guys hadso many opportunities. And we went
to Atlantic City. Wow, ina limo, a stretch little ladies,
this cruise on the palm on theboardwalk, I said, I said,
that's a bunch of no P wordgetting mother efforts right there. Yeah,

(01:46:45):
And that's usually how it is.But imagine that, and it was all
female. No matter what they looklike, they'd still have exactly crime of
opportunity. All right, eight sevenseven forty four. He hit u up
of the text over to two twonine eight seven. All right, welcome

(01:47:09):
back everybody, Monday morning. Timeto close out the results and tell you
who wins. He moves on herein this competition for the redneck news story
of the Year, crowning the storyof the week, which I have your
nominees right here. It's a quickreminder nominee number one was the exterminator there
in Pennsylvania who sprayed pe all overa customer's apartment when he was supposed to

(01:47:31):
be spraying four spiders. Nomine numbertwo was Gomer Sanderson there in Tennessee,
who ended up in jail after hisgirlfriend ate a salad that he had secretly
sprinkled with meth notint number three wasthe unlicensed fisherman in Kansas who was busted
by the state game wardens for fishingwith a nine millimeter. And then nomine
number four was the dude in Louisianawho's sorry attacked his brother with a bag

(01:47:56):
of frozen chicken over some broken windowswith her mobile home. Wow, So
one, two, three or four? Another tough decision this week. All
the votes were very close, bythe way, Okay, I mean,
such a good week. Get yourvote. I think it's solid. I
think it will go a meth saladbecause I like the guy's name as well,
Gomer Sanderson, Gomer. Yeah,even though a broken window in a

(01:48:20):
trail of park and throwing frozen chickenis so good as well. Yeah,
but I'm going favorite salad. Myfavorites are one, two, and four.
Okay, the exterminator guy, LikeI'm telling you that that's what.
Yeah, I know that that.That was what I had to make a
decision between and the exterminator guy.Like that's just a bad day of work.

(01:48:41):
Now, it takes a certain kindof person to be able to do
that. But um, you know, Gomer, that's a lifestyle. Yeah,
you see what I'm saying. Andthen the guy in the Louisiana that's
a lifestyle. You're there in themobile home. Yeah, someone says,
hey, what's up with the brokenwindows? You attack them from the freezer.

(01:49:01):
But it's the meth salad too,fancy like salad? No, yeah,
yeah, that's real salad is fancy? Yeah, because like the presentation
of the meth maybe Yeah, GregGore, you get your Definitely Gomer,
and I think number two is easilythe clear winner this all right, Sammy,

(01:49:23):
I'm number one, the guy whopeted all over everything inside the house.
Yeah, even on the kids toys. Yeah yeah, yeah, Um,
I mean I guess I'll go withGomer. I do love the name,
solid name perfect. It's a solidredneck name. It'll look great on
this certificate. Shouldn't be again,our votes don't count. Who wins the
actual competition. Your votes too,and who's moving on here into the playoff

(01:49:45):
round And ladies and gentlemen, boysand girls, your official Redneck News Story
of the week is nominee number two. S's Salad and I. So we're
gonna find out how that name lookson this certificate. Yeah, Gomer Sanderson,
Well put this to the mail.Let him know he's moving one step

(01:50:06):
closer and getting his name etched inon this beautiful Redneck News Story of the
Year trophy proudly displayed here in theWoody Show studio. So thank you everybody
for your votes. Appreciate that goodweek. We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Woody Show foryou. Next hang up Insensitivity Training

(01:50:26):
for a politically correct world, TheWoody Show, and that's gonna do it
for Monday. Everybody, wrap itup. We are the Woody Show Podcast.
You can always find it just goto the Woody Show dot com.
And on today's podcast, our weekendhomework topic, who is the most embarrassing
person? You know you can't bringhim anywhere? Right? All right?

(01:50:48):
Thank you for all your feedback thatwe got on the Facebook and on the
after hours voicemails. Of course,everybody that called and texted in this morning.
You can find all that feedback onthe Monday Podcast. Also know who
it was moved on to the playoffrout of the redneck news story of the
week. Right. It was anothertough choice, but we do have a
clear winner. Also the trending newsheadlines, Raby's nerd out that and more

(01:51:11):
all on the Monday Podcast. Subscribe. Would you please just go to the
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Woody Show dot com. Raby,Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything
you'd like to add? What isit? Greg Gory parting words of wisdom

(01:51:32):
please? Yeah. Drinking coffee inthe morning helps other people live longer,
meaning like if the person gets theircoffee, they're less like going to kill
somebody else. True, nailed it. One of those people. It says
like, don't talk to me,talk to me, Raby, just witness
me in a coffee panic was prettyaddressing. Full blown coffee emergency. I'll

(01:51:56):
just betternelt down, all right.Thank you very much, Gory dear Wood,
Thank you so much for giving thewood to show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'dlove it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suckit. Catch back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMD doubleM. Quit this bitch.