The Woody Show May 25th 2023 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

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Let's due to the graphic nature ofthis broken listen to this question. Is
it fly the Woody Show. I'mthis It's The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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or the Morning Clean class is nowin session. Good morning everybody. It
is Thursday morning. It's a preFriday. It has made the twenty five,

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twenty twenty three. Hello, welcome, We are The Woody Show.
I'm Boody. That's right, okay, great Menace is here? What is
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Facebook dot com slash the Woody Show. All you right there there? Okay.
Minister showed me a funny picture ofsomebody's boots and it hit me the

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right way of somebody's boots. Yeah, let me see these boots, boots
and then oh, somebody's boots food, And I don't know why. He
was like, that's what's got youcrack it up? Yeah, I think
you need another backstory. Yeah,there's who's wearing the backstory. Backstory.
I'll pass you a note, butit's one of those you got to be
there. Yeah, I know thetiming was just because you know, Greg's

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last or whatever is infectious. I'mtrying nothing. I just look over there.
I see him laughing, and Idon't know why I'm starting to laugh.
Dude, boots are expensive. Iwas in like downtown Nashville where cowboy
boots. Yeah, where's sea bassesfrom them? And he can probably agree
with this. You're like six thousanddollars because you're shopping in a tourist trap
on Broadway Nashville. Yeah, yeah, I know they're expensive. They're not

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all six thousand dollars. You're goingto the boot, you know, with
all the idiot tourists who go toNashville. Let's go see you know,
Blake Shelton's whatever dude put it wasnext in kid Rocks Bar. It's like
when everybody goes Broadway to Nashville.You can obviously the plane that just got
back from Jamaica with like every womanwho went on that trip, doesn't matter
how old or how young they are, they all got beads in their hands,

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yellow braids and stuff going on.You got to like Nashville. You
gotta get the boots, you gottaget the bell or the hat or the
whole thing. I was blown awayon how many were like thousands of dollars.
Go to the boot bar and youfind some affordable boots? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, where can Iget a good boot? Even still like
they're still way more expensive than youwould think. It's like I have,
it's like fake plants. Greg Manningboots having priced boots in a while.

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I did have him as a kid. I was obsessed with cowboy boots as
a kid. They're fun, They'resuper didn't you have a story as a
kid worrying? Yeah? The reasonI wanted them was because I worshiped James
Bond and when he would run awayfrom or towards somebody, his feet would
always click, click, click click. How can my sneak? My shoes
don't click? I'm not clicking?So I said, Mom, can I

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get cowboy boots? And I wantthem to click like James Budd, James
Bond, this cowboy noticing that JamesBond dressed exactly, and I thought the
only thing that clicked. Funny.As Sammy is a basic bitch who enjoys
a lot of country music, Igotta imagine she has a few pair.
I do not have any cowboy Iknow, I don't wear that. I

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don't find them to be comfortable,and especially when I'm going to country festivals
and stuff like that. I meansneakers because they're walking a lot. Every
basic bitch that goes man as you'vebeen a stagecoat. Yeah, every basically
bitch there has like oh white orpink or whatever. Yeah, they're rookies
and they're dying by the end ofthe day. It's Sammy, you know
that. It's if they're not hurting, they ain't working. Yeah, yeah,

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I mean you should care about whatyour feet look like Adam Festival.
I care about how they feel you'redoing it wrong. There was Sammy.
There's a Sea Bassa, we gotbored, we got Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughan's here. Phones are open eightseven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody.Greg's gonna be the focus of something else
today on the show. It's abrand new animated podcast. Who couldn't use

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more? Greg? Yeah, tofind and something else that Greg had a
problem with. So that's on theshow. SeaBASS, the curator of Clips,
will be in with this week.In audio, there's a brand new
Redneck News. We've got some trendingnews headlines, rabies near now and more
here this morning on the Woody Show. All right, so you're not gonna

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believe this guy's Apparently, Alec Baldwinis an a hole. What dog not
buying it now? So a serverfrom this gala that he was at said
that Alec berated her, even calledher a peasant way as a woman.

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The woman who doesn't wish to benamed, said, the whole thing started
when Alec was blocking the server's pathas dinner was starting to be served,
and it was her job as thehead of the table, but he was
standing in the way talking to somebody, so she kindly asked him to make
room for the servers coming through,and that's when he said, quote,
so when it's a good time totalk to my friends, do I have
to explain it to you? Shesays that she didn't have time to go

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back and forth with them, soshe just walked away, and that's when
one of the other servers came upand said, hey, you're Alec Babwin
just called you a peasant as youwalked away. I believe it, she
says. Everyone else at the gallowas very kind to the servers, just
not Alec Ballwin what no, Likehe called his own daughter a thoughtless,
rude little pig, like screamed andlunched a photographers. Yeah, and somehow

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that guy never gets canceled ever.You know, he's impervious to it.
Yeah. Somebody killed somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Obviously that wasn't
on perfect tried, you tried,I do, I do want to go
to jail. How is it gonnabe funny? Yeah, unlike some technicality,
you know, like find something,you know, the whole technicality.
Yeah, Like, well, legallyno, but you were in a hole,

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so well, technically, on anyother day of the week, this
would have just been like a ticket. You would have paid it and gone
on your way. But today,because it's this observation of whatever day,
now it's death penalty. Initially thathe didn't pull the trigger, he still
maintains that, by the way,Okay, I totally believe that he's just
a jerk all the time, allthe time. A Missouri high school student

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was punished after she recorded her hergeometry teacher using the N word. Oh
and so the footage led to thesuspension and resignation of the teacher. But
here's the thing. The girl whofilmed it also got in trouble because she's
not supposed to be using electronic devicesin class. So it's kind of a

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rub here, right, you know, like like if you secretly record a
murder confession, yeah, it's notadmissible if it was secret or whatever.
So the teacher has heard using theword twice, all while debating whether or
not the word is appropriate. Thestudent recorded him and said that the N
word about four times was said,and then started recording the teacher, I

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guess has worked for the districts.In two thousand and eight, placed on
administrative leave, and then he resignednot long after that, but the school
district denied the family's lawyer's request tolet the team return to school after serving
the first day of suspension. Also, the team got suspended for like what
a week or something something like that. But you would think, like this
is one of those things that youwould think like, all right, well,
you know if it's being used forgood, right, but if you're

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not supposed to have it, yeah, you know it, people could argue.
People could argue the good to hearbecause like you said, it wasn't
like he was ye kid, right, it was debate to do anymore and
educational educational. Literally, we couldsay it on the air. We've fired.
We'd be suspended as they got theducks the row virus. We're not

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stupid, but it's not against thelaw. Just over four months after he
went into cardiac arrest on the fieldduring the Monday night football game, DeMar
Hamlin was back on the practice fieldthis week. I was just not your
lead story, Woody. Yeah,the bills. It is crazy, Like,
I don't know if i'd have theballs to to do that. I
know if I was his mom,I would be freaking out. Yeah,

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my wife kept saying that too.But I'm like, man, mom got
a new house out of this wholething, a lot of money for her
charity, which is great, yea, so now go do that. But
I'm saying, like, mom's livingfat because our sons in the NFL.
Yeah, right, and so thatthat could be though, Yeah, exactly,
I think that wins. Yeah,But I was watching, like some

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of the drills and stuff, andit's like I'm watching even though I know
it turned out fine, because thestory wasn't. Oh, Damar Hamlin drops
dead after going on the field forpractice. It still made me anxious,
Like watching him run. I'm like, oh my god, let's see.
If I was, let's just say, a mom of an NFL player,
I would worry whether he was kingvery day at all times. Yeah.
Absolutely, Yeah. They're taking thingsslow, but they've cleared him the play

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and no word and when he willofficially return to like full practice or games.
I was thinking about him the otherday because we were doing, you
know, doing some fighting drills andyou say, take straight punch as you
hold the pad up against your chest, I says, big guy was just
pounding me right in my chest superhard with his fists. I'm gonna need
that clip. This big guy waspounding me real hard in my chest with

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his big, hairy fists. Butit was right at my heart, and
I could feel like every jol,what if I get to mar Hamlets right?
What if you take a breath atthe exact wrong time? And then
I said, you know what,being a badass is worth it? Yeah,
totally worth it. Yeah. Yeah. Twenty three year old man in
Florida. I saw video this losthis arm after he got attacked by an
alligant. Oh my god, yeah, I regret watching that. It could

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have been a lot worse. It'son video. Yeah, yeah, TNZ
aftermath, right, but you cansteal Matthew even the blur you could kind
of what's happening. It won't beblurred. So they're at this bar and
people heard a man screaming. Theyrushed outside and go see what was up.
And that's where they found this guy. He was near the pond and
they he was right on the edgeof the pond, but they dragged him

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the safety and he was taking theto the hospital where you know, I
would say they amputated his arm,but I mean it was already like feeding
ducks Wise's arm. He went outto Pea said, he said he went
outside to take a leak, andI guess I know it was probably it
probably was like a Whitey's fish campsituation where the bars are right up against

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the water. Yeah, he didn'tuse the bathroom. He just standing there
next to the lake and they theythey'll come up and those grab you,
yeah, or oi'll grab your footto the ground, hands down by his
queen. Yeah, at least didn'tlose his peanuts. Come o. God.
Yeah. Wildlife officials found the tenand a half foot gator and humanely
put it down. Why I knowwhy. I agree that humans are delicious.

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Yeah, but the gator was doinggator thing like why would you go
near anybody water in Florida? Thatmeans the ocean too. Just go to
gatorland. Board put me on togator Land. And because of that story
that other videos surfaced again that oldlady recently killed by gator walking dog?
Right, why are you walking yourdog here? I was in Orlando.

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Yeah, welcome to ago and allof these houses are right up against all
of these lagoons, and that Iknow you, I wouldn't I wouldn't be
going to save the dog. Ikicked the dog toward the gator, and
the dog ran away. She ranserpentine style, zig zac fashion. We
walked the dog right up alongside thislake. Yeah, seven seven forty four.

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What if you want to call in? And some of that text over
to two two nine eight seven Wegot some more what he showed next.
Hang on, welcome all right,welcome back everybody. It is a Thursday
morning, a pre Friday, asgetting a closer to the big long holiday
weekend. Raby's got nerd. Nowjust a couple of moments to find out

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what's on the nerd radar? You'rein just a moment? Also, uh,
do you what do you show amail call? She was guys,
been leaving for us in the afterhour's voicemail seven seven forty four? What
are you on the email? Stufflike that. A couple of holidays for
today May twenty fifth, Greg,it's National Wine Day, no way days
the day. I guess I'll havea glass of wine. And it's also

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Chardonnay Day. Yuck breaks out.Say it's a geek pride day, okay,
which Raby cannot participate in. Yeah, because there I never knew that
there's a difference between nerds and geeks. What is it? Yes, I
don't know asport, you know,I really don't. She just doesn't agree

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with it. I don't get shejust doesn't agree A board come on in
real quick? Um, yeah,because like Raby, Uh, she identifies
his nerd and then Board doesn't identifyhis nerd. He identifies as as geek
as a geek. Yes, hi, board, How are you boarded?
Guys? How's it going? Itwasn't feeling so hot earlier this morning?
The reality Okay, I think I'mfine. I don't feel sick, but

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my body feels a little off.I don't know what it is. It's
like my equilim off to rub you. Yeah, I'll rub you board.
I love you brother, he outright. Yeah, oh we know where
it was. Yeah yeah. Uhso difference huh um. I would say
nerds they're a lot more specific oriented. They're very much more detailed. Uh.

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They're very prideful and everything that theyare and that they know the most
of everything about their thing. Geekswere a little bit more aloof, were
a little bit more just a broadoverall. Like uh, if I say
I love Batman, they would say, oh, well did you read Batman
issue blah blah blah blah blah.I don't know. I know the story,
I don't know the specifics of it. I'm just into the broad variety

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of everything, and nerves could bemore specifically detailed. That makes they're a
lot more um nerdy yes, likepsyclopedia yes, and a lot more harsh.
If you haven't watched every single Marvelmovie, sorry Raby, but you
know I haven't, and sometimes Ican deal it could be why I haven't
you watched this? I don't likethe character. I'm not gonna watch it,

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ok, And a nerd will watchanything just because it fits within that
universe, even if it's crap,yes, gotcha. Or they just know
very specific things. See. Ithink that's people who know sports so well
and every stats and all the thing. I think they're nerdy. Yeah,
they're Yeah, the sports nerds.Definitely, that makes sense, all right.
So yeah, they're more granular.I guess you could say, right,

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yes, I think I understand thatwe're they're more like into the nitty
gritty detail. But you could saya lot about like Star Wars, and
Board's definitely a Star Wars yeah,oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I
think nerds are way more socially awkwardthan a geek, you know, yeah
for sure. Well, Happy geekDay. Oh thank you. I appreciate

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it. U Greg Tay's National bathbomb Day. Oh I did that one
time. Nice. It's a nationalbrown bag at day, National tap Dance
Day. Tap dancing so old time. I had a buddy that was a
tap dann champion and who was onStar Search of the Day. Yeah,

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man, a tap for me.But I saw the video that's a throwback.
Is it weird that I think tapis lame? But I also think
it's impressive. Yeah, it's coolthat I can't imagine doing that. I
can't. I can't imagine it's anymore than three seconds trying to figure it
out an heat. Yeah, acouple of the piece of feedback we got
after our voicemail eight seven seven fortyfour. That's eight seven seven forty four.

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Woody, Hey, what do youshow? So? I was just
thinking of a new possible segment foryou guys. It's follow up news meets
redneck news called where are They Now? Where you looking into and see where
the people that have won in thepast on redneck news? What are they
up to now? I think itcould be interesting, especially if you can
find some information on the good ones. All right, love you buy?

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Yeah? Like, is this okay? So we give you like some crazy
story about some redneck guy. Isthis person still alive? Yeah's of them?
Yeah? Or really off the radar? Hard to find, I know,
but that's the thing unless they popup back in like the like in
an obituary right, or in thesystem like the criminal justice system. They're

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rinning a room and a trailer thegrid all cash, We got this email
from Casey speaking of ideas. Hey, Willy show. Uh, Casey from
Virginia, I had an idea forthe Family Feud segment that in weakest link
with menace hosting or by far myfavorite things that you guys do at the
moment, thank you. So,what about a final round type scenario as

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the game where the random person onthe street answers five questions and the studio
answers five with the time limit orwhatever, and see if they can get
two hundred points. I feel likethat would present more opportunities to party with
Sea Bass party. I mean that'sthe goal either way. Please don't let
this segment go anywhere. It hasme rolling every time, all in me

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love That is from Casey. Thankyou very nice. Yeah, so it
would be like a race against theclock against somebody else type deal. Well
you know how they do like inFamily Feud where it's like that final round.
Yes, and they have the quote. I think it's the same the
best Round. I think it's thesame type of thing. That's what I'm

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That's what I'm kind of combining it. Maybe ye kind of already doing that
really, Yeah, it's just notno time cap on it. Yeah,
let's see after ours. Voicemail eightseven seven forty four, Woody, you
have to come out because he's veryI guess about a lot of things.
But I guess you can say alittle bit, baby, I love you,

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but you know you're becoming a lotmore m old ladish if I may
say, you're complain about a lotmore things, like, can't we just
talk about that a little bit?Because you're a lot more complaining about more
things. You're more worse than howWoody is. Woody is very um Woody,

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and you're just more I can't doyou say bitchy a little more bitch
here with more topics. I guessyou don't like change? Do you like
change? Let's talk about that.Can you explain that you don't like change?
Sorry, guys, I love you, guys. I love the Woody
show. By I don't like isa long, repetitive, idiotic. This

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has brought this up before. Well, it's just like this started maybe the
HBO HBO Max. But that's justthe latest. Oh is that the origin
when it first got announced? That'sthe that's latest. Like Woody can grump
and it's that's just Woody. Butif I grump, I'm a bit sounds
like a double standard from it.We've brought it up, That's true.

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We've brought it up, like Idon't I don't know if there was like
something going on or whatever trying tolabel me like depression or something that there's
just been. There's just been more. There has been more. There has
been has been more grumpiness late.You're going to take her side now and
the other and the other thing Ithink the difference would be is that I,
yes, I am always have.I've always been more of a grump,

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but you've always been like, well, I got to be so grumpy
dude, blah blah blah, butyou've kind of been the uh well,
I think maybe I'm just exhausted fightingit and I finally turned a corner.
No longer interesting, there's our girltrying to fight it. Well. As
a feminist, I can see whatRaby's saying here, is right, Larry
David's a grump. He gets aTV show, gets it, gets the

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throning dumbass who's clear driving with thewipers on, thank you see, going
on about it on hating non females. Yeah, I mean, if that,
if that was if the character beforethe looks, say Larry David was
always the guy about Oh, comeon, guys, why I gotta be
so grump? And all of asudden he was a grump the only and
change. Yeah, thank you.Yeah, we all know that. Eight

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seven, seven forty four Woody hitus up with that email email at the
Woody show dot com show this isout with Raby. She now thinking about
this segment. It's all stuff Rabylikes. True. Yeah, so you're
not gonna find any You're not gonnafind any of that stuff. You're not
gonna find any long droning on phonecalls. I mean maybe she did say

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the same three three times over andover and over. I just really want
to make you use your old Youwant to make sure that you really heard.
Well. If we have any listenersleft, let's enjoy the NRD.
Enough about today Rave. The MCU'sThunderbolts movie is on track to start their

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production despite the writer strike. Thescript is all finished, so movies are
still going to be filming despite ofthe writer strike. But there will come
in time when movies aren't filming.But that's still got a ways a way
to catch up to this writer strike, unlike television, which is affected right
away. So the Thunderbolts is gonnafilm and Florence Pugh she's returning to play

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Elena Belova. And she said thatpeople in the indie film world were very
unhappy when she signed on with theMCU, thinking she was going to be
done with smaller movies forever. Yeah, she did become that was her come
up. She was in movies likeLady Macbeth, Midsummer Little Women. Hugh
said she works really hard on bigprojects, but she still does smaller projects

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due the main difference is that peoplesee the bigger projects. Yeah, and
she has several coming out, includingChristopher Nolan's Oppenheimer comes out this summer,
Dune Part two that comes out thisfall, and then Thunderbolts will be coming
out next year. Christopher nolan filmsare always very heavy, cerebral, Yeah,
yeah, hard to follows, ohfor sure. So I would assume

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Oppenheimer's a bit more straightforward than somethinglike a Memento Memento, What's the Dreaming
Movie? Inception tenant. Don't evenask me what that's about. I couldn't
even tell you. I have nofreaking glue. Now. We were talking
not long ago about like cool propsfrom movies and television, like what would

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you like to own? Yeah,And there's a huge auction coming up at
the end of June that has abunch of things in it that I would
love to have, Like Carrie Fisher'sPrincess Lay address from the ag Star Wars.
This is the dress she's wearing atthe end when she gives Luke and
Han their metals. That would bemegain worthy. They also have the hammer

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used by Tim Robbins to get outof prison and Shah. They have the
Batpod motorcycle used by Christian Belle inthe Dark Night. The dress and the
batpod are expected to go for aroundtwo millions. Oh my God, see
him? Yeah. I think theyhad the clown from Poltergeist. That is

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definitely one of the things I wouldnever want. We're gonna get it for
you. One of the evil clowndolls from Poltergeist. Christmas Present. They
have star Lord's helmet from the OgGuardians. They have one of the coats
Kate Winslett was wearing and the lastquarter of Titanic when she has that black
coat on when the ship is sinking. Yea. They have a cracked mule

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near hammer used by both Natalie Portmanand Chris Hemsworth in thor Love and Thunder,
and they have Harry Potter's distressed costumewith glasses from Harry Potter in the
Chamber of Secrets Kevin Costner's Love Oh, Field of Dreams glove Very cool,
awesome. Like I said, theysaid, this is going to be one

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of the biggest memorabilia auctions of alltime. That's incredible. It just sucks
out. It's so out of reachfor most people. Yeah, for sure.
I mean millions of dollars sunglasses.Well, that's legit. Yeah,
we should get that for Woody.Yeah, you guys should go in on
the Princess lay address for me.No, the clown Poulter guys, or

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the lay address. That would becool too. I'm raban for more nerds
stuff. Check out the Nerds Notpodcast at the Woody Show dot com.
Nerd All right, thank you verymuch, Rabel, you got it.
Dug all right, We've got somemore Woody Show for you. Next hang
up. Look show back to TheWoody Show and we are into another new

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hour of intensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world on this Thursday mornings, maybe
the twenty fifth, twenty twenty threethank you for beading here. I'm what
that's Raby Greg Gory Menace is heyear? What is up? What do
He's our social media director. Youcould follows. You could follow us at
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It was here Vaughan. Our videoproducer is here. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four Woody aseight seven seven forty four Woody. Today's
uh, Bert Kreischer's movie that's outnice machine. While it's the premiere tonight

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and then this starts the uh thebig release. This is cool and yeah,
it's very excited. I was watchingsome of his social media stuff last
night, so good. Yeah.Tonight's say it's a cool like tailgate party
premiere. So it's not like yourtypical premiere, as he was a yeah
when he was on the show yesterday. But yeah, I mean Bert got

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to really kind of design how itwas going to be and lay out like
all the different things are gonna happen. So we're excited. To go and
be a part of that. We'rehosting the event. And he sent us
cookies. What where Mark Hamil's thedad in the machine? Right, and

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today's the day Star Wars came outin nineteen seventy Seven's good sign. That's
weird? Is that good? That'sa great sign. That isn't that a
great bookendr Camel he said he sendfancy cookies. Oh yeah, it comes
noise. Wow, all right,sweet, that is fancy. Shout out

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to go see the machine. Someone's called a copt cookie. Yeah,
like a bunch of different stuff everythingbagel. But yeah, yeah, it's
excellent. Opposite programming to The LittleMermaid this weekend at the box office.
All right, oh that's happening.His Little Mermaid will crush will be the
number one movie a trillion. Butthis is good, you know, go

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see something R rated this weekend.Yeah, and then there's the Sebashia Mana
Scalco movie. Oh that's gonna bewhich is a PG thirteen or so.
Yeah, it's also Sebastia Mana Scalco. I definitely want to go support Bert.
Yeah, yeah, some R ratedcompany. Did you check the ticket
sales on that thing? I waslooking just at my local theater to see

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like pre sales, and the Machineis has some decent pre sales. You
know, for seven o'clock screenings,ten o'clock screenings, there's definitely tickets sold.
I looked at one for about myfather, Sebashia Mana Scalco. There's
a seven o'clock screening that hasn't solda ticket, and I was like d

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and like Leslie bid like people you'refamiliar with that, but but but but
yeah, not one so far.So go watch the Machine. How can
I see Robert DeNiro in a movie? Get it? He does? All
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different social media platforms. And thisis another one that focuses around Greg Gore.
Oh my god, I think youmight have not been here for this.
This might have been the woody outday. Yeah. Really about how
I get to do credit cards?Such an idiot. He has a problem

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with credit card Another when you getyour new debit card because the old one's
about to expire, and they nailit to me and I accidentally cut up
the brand new card. About thatprobably four times, no way, seriously.
And then I renewed my driver's licensejust a couple of weeks ago,
and I had to look at iteight hundred times to confirm. Okay,

(29:10):
am I getting rid of the rightbecause I'll cut up a brand new card.
I'm fascinated that this happened to youfour times, though, Greg,
that you've cut up the wrong eightam, Like, how drunk are you
at home? This is also soI really have too much that Jesus juice.

(29:33):
Yeah. I get a little overzealouswith the shredding sometimes too for big
shredders. Yes, And there wassomething came in the mail and I had
it sitting next to the shred pile, and it was something from like the
county about taxes or whatever that Ineeded. Yeah, And you know what
I did, Greg, what Iforgot about it on purpose. I'm like,

(29:56):
you know what, They'll send meanother notice and I've never got out
in another notice and I even checkedfor the county. I'm all paid up.
Wow, So there's your your hack. Yeah, what Gregg says to
do when you get like a jurysummons or whatever. There's a couple of
things that there's a couple of thingsthat you should watch, Bert Creisher's new

(30:19):
movie and the new animated podcast.They're basically the same available now YouTube dot
com, Slash The Woody Show.Yeah. So, oh, speaking of
watching things, don't even bother withthe minds. Oh, hold on,
hold on, hold on, holdon, hold on. Let me let

(30:41):
me explain further. Watch the show. It's a great show. I love
the show. I am I'm megadisappointed. I'm watching for you. Okay,
Well, I'm mega disappointed with withhow it turned out. Why And
I want to say first two,like it was Look, it was awesome
being part of the process, seeinghow it all worked. Like that's the

(31:03):
stuff I was really interested. Yeah, the fact that you know, I
got a credit out of it,you know, so that was cool,
Like the credits roll and you knowthere's my name, Jeff Woody. Yeah,
that's pretty cool. Um, Igot to be a son Sons of
Anarchy one of my one of myfavorite shows. That was pretty cool.
Just once you see it, okay, because it's they didn't cut my line.

(31:26):
Okay, my line is still intheir goal. I still have to
drop an F bomb. What's wrongto the back of your head or something.
No, you don't even see mewhen my line happens. Yeah,
they show me either right before orright after the line, because it's like
a group setting. We're all atthis table and we're plotting, you know,
war with the Mayans and the wholething. And you know they had

(31:48):
they had blown up our convoy andwhatever. Well, just dared last night,
I said, this is this,there's a war going on. Spoil
Now there's no this is that's notspoiling anything. But anyway, so you
know, we're going to war withthe Mayans, and you know some of
our guys have died, and thisis whole conversation. There's like I don't

(32:09):
know, maybe like six people sittingaround this table, six sons sitting around
this table, and so you dosee me so much hair. That's what
I saw. Yeah, everybody whosays oh, it's like, oh my
gosh. Yeah, it says like, oh, you're bald under that hat
or whatever. Is I wear hatsall the time. It's the opposite of
team to accentuate. No, isthat a wig? No? I thought

(32:35):
we was a blowout. Yeah.For the screenshots that I saw, it
looked like like a seventies wig orsNo. No, because they told me,
you know, just leave the hair, leave the beard, showed us
what was popping on. Well,uh, well we'll deal with it when
we get here and get it tohow you know, we want it to
look. So I'm like an cooland I just I just left it and

(32:55):
my hair grows and it gets likefroy I told you that before seventies basketball.
Yeah. Anyway, yeah, nothinglike it was just it was it
was gross. My wife was sohappy when I was able to cut it.
Anyway. So it's you see meat the table and all my hair
right, and then it pants tosomebody else wroke. It's doing those things

(33:15):
where it's kind of like looking aroundthe table, and that's when you hear
my line. I'm like, someof a bitch. You don't even got
like you know, you don't evensee me delivering the line, which is
that's the only thing I really wantedfrom it. And so that was it,
and I was like, man,I gotta tell you, I was
really bummed. I was bunned.Well, it's better than the last time
my line got cut all together,right from last season. I was in

(33:37):
last season, but like, linegot cut all together. And also because
I had I had a line scripted, I got paid better. So beyond
the credit and everything else, Igot paid a couple grand So that little
split second of non strip nice.Yeah. So, I mean there are
some good, really good things.I'm not completely crapping on it. I'm
just saying not understanding how that worldworks. It is crazy, even in

(34:01):
your mom and you're sitting there going, I wonder how they're gonna cut all
this together when I didn't see thatcoming. I didn't have that scenario and
I had I'm like, either they'regonna cut it all together, they're gonna,
you know, at least show medelivering the line. I don't know
how much screen time you get orwhatever, but man, that was unexpected.
Do you think it was your stupidblimp lips? And they were like
we gotta work that much. Wegot to edit around. Yeah, it

(34:28):
was it was it was like,all Beard Man, So can you tell
us what your line was? Um? Yeah, I think I can tell
you now, but I mean there'sthe F word in there, right.
It sounds like, you know,what was the line, jeez? Line
the line kill these epic minds?Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm
like, you know, because like, well, where you know the guy

(34:50):
who the lead, the lead ofthe sons, this guy the actors j
R. Bourne. I think Itold you this guy is an incredible actor.
He makes you feel like intimidated andscared, even though you know he's
an actor. You're sitting there andthere's all these cameras around him, like
he's he's so good and so intense, and he's like and where are they
right? And and my line isthey're effing lucky. They're lucky to be

(35:13):
alive. Oh, like the clubhas pissed at him for not taking more
action. Yeah, and you hadto memorize that. Did they have cute
cards? Yeah? Yeah, Andthere was a couple of things that it's
just kind of got like it's ait's but you deliver it more menacingly,
right, Oh yeah, like atotal badass for sure. Yeah. I
don't know how he learned to bean actor. You know, I'm trying

(35:35):
to sounded better than it look probably, so they're like, I'll tell you
what, Let's have the line becauselike, if you're like, you're listening
to the radio right now, ifyou listen to it, it sounds perfect.
If you saw my face while Iwas saying these words, would that's
cool? Very off putting, That'swhat I'm saying. We don't stupid,
We don't google image search the WoodyShow. You just listen and have a

(35:59):
good put videos up daily. Butmaybe that's how about this? What if
they were like, okay, linesounds great, but if we showed his
face, yeah, people will beso scared. Yeah this badass. Yeah.
I need the ratings right anyway.So you know, while there's a
lot of great things in the endof it, I'm still kind of bummed.
We'll just be happy that you're nothospitalized with exhaustion. Yeah, yeah,

(36:22):
because you know they got a roughlife. Yeah, and they knew.
Yeah, but it's cool. Man. I didn't watch the whole episode.
I just kind of wanted to seeI woke up this morning and jumped
on Hulu and one of the Seabecause I did not stay up the narratill
ten o'clock. Jeez, I know, with the schedule again do that.
But uh, and I'm standing inmy closet watching this Hulu and I'm like,

(36:44):
oh man, I mean I wassound like that bad of an editor.
It's just just the way they hadto you know. Yeah, no,
I had to work around again.I can't wait to watch the episodes.
There were two episodes last night,one and two of the new season,
and h do the season and it'sgoing to be because I know a
lot of what happens. It's gonnabe so good, right, It's gonna

(37:04):
be so good. And I'm stillin another episode and I think that's going
to be a little bit more satisfying, especially for people who hate me.
That's like full front hoals finally.Yeah yeah, and you get violated.
Everyone will get a good laugh.Yeah. So anyway, that's uh,
that's the update there. But thanksto everybody who did tune in and supporting

(37:28):
and everything else. I'm sorry itwasn't uh well more. To make up
for it, we probably should getyou on another show you love like your
Honors, starring Brian Cranston. It'sover yea that shows that shows over and
the bonus credits. I would likeI would like to be Um in the
new Frasier somehow I do Frasier King. Yeah, and I am doing.
I did take up Kevin Smith onhis offer to be in his next movie,

(37:49):
which is filming next month. Ohyeah, I just gotta wait for
the writer strike to figure itself out. Yeah, I'll take care. Yeah,
I get I write. Yeah.Yeah, We're gonna take a quick
break. We'll come back. Wehave this weekend audio. Yeah, up
next here on The Woody Show,The Woody Show. We'll be back in

(38:10):
a sick look before you flush.It wasn't for radio. I don't know
what I would do. I don'tknow what I qualified to do. I
agree with everything that's been said.Everybody else can. This is The Woody
Show, all right, Time totake a look. What was What is

(38:36):
this week in audio? Our curatorof clip seabasses, Here we have some
news audio of Raby's favorite story,probably for the whole year, of the
man in Florida who got his armripped off alligator. It is because we
heard the story, but now wehave a hospital bed audio for a guy
who just lost his arm unexpectedly toan alligator. He's pretty chill and his
mother and as from NBC News,and it kind of goes how you'd expect

(38:59):
for Florida. I didn't lose mylife, lost an arm. It's not
the end of the world. It'sthat attitude, that outlook on life that
stands out about Jordan Rivera. Despitebeing laid up in a hospital bed with
wires all over, he's killing hisblessings. His mother is too. That's
the best thing is that I havehim, like, yes, I'm gone,
very traumatic, but he's here.An alligator attacked Jordan early Sunday morning,

(39:22):
biting off his right arm and nearlytaking his life. They got my
elbow, so I don't have anelbow, but I can still move my
arm around. Whatnot. Jordan doesn'tit all right, Ember much of what
happened. What he does recall isthat the bar he was at, Bandido's
Imports Charlotte, was busy and thebathroom line was long, so he walked

(39:44):
to the pond out back. Ijust saw a little lake trying to go
over there, and you know,take a little pie, what not.
Something happened where I either tripped orlike something the ground below me kind of
just went down and I ended upin the water. And that's literally the
last thing I remember, because Iwas wondering, like did the thing just
jump up in his arm knock themdown? Yeah? Wow, it's just

(40:07):
an arm. No. I meanthat is the most positive response I've ever
heard from somebody losing an arm.But what happens? And if I am
going to have something that happens tome like that, I'd be nice like,
oh what happened? Just like yeahwhat minute? One p and ping?
Next minute hospital, let's elbow andI mean he's got a morphine drip
going. Yeah, you feel realgood? His mom clearly DP. In

(40:31):
other news news, this is aclip from Australia. They're pie and they
are doing some piece on a cowfarm for whatever reason. Yeah, and
they sent their weather might out thereand till a little morning news thing.
Let's go check it out. Lookat the cow. Yeah, they're pie.
Their their cow pies are doing now. Metis you have commented about driving

(40:52):
past cow cattle farms and it smellsnot awesome. Oh no, it's some
of them is the worst. Sometis gag reflex and I think that's what
Tim Davies from the Tat Show Australiaversion has the same problem menace, does
Timmy beautiful morning there. Yes,the air is very fresh here this morning.
How I can confirm my goodness?May we got some cattle that were

(41:13):
hand fee. I got a caseof the gags having here. But I'm
sorry, I am very I'm sucha city slicker because the smell of the
animals they're beautiful, but the smellthis one just staves churning around on me.
And I'm not sure how that soundslike menace. Top it up,

(41:37):
mate, Oh wow, I gota little case of the gaggies. Yeah,
really sticky out here. As akid, I used to drive by
a place called Kalinga and I knewit was coming. You could smell it
for miles away. It's so bad, yep. I have so much fun
in Australia, just enjoying their chamaking fun of their co worker. Do

(41:58):
you have like a googler for Australia'slike articles and stuff like that? But
what do you what do you thinkabout? Yeah? I mean I I've
been in Australia twice now, soWow, it's been a whole week.
There anyone in this room. Youbasically lived there exactly today. In audio
speaking of smells and poops, thisis all TikToker or TikTok family. They

(42:22):
got a little kid at the tableand kids eating dinner. But he has
a little high chair and he letshis parents know that something has happened in
his pants. I shot it,I shot it. It may pe you
sure? Do you know what shartis? You think it's rude cute,

(42:44):
but it's ruly cute. But um, the rude good out and it's flat.
Yeah, I guess they called fart'srudy too. It's I think it's
rudy too. Yeah, I thinknow. What was the other word for

(43:06):
fart recently? Is a fluffer?Oh yeah, fluff? A fluff fluff
had a ready cute as he's tellinghis parents his diaper's messy, he's still
eating. Oh yeah, good?Why I have to read? Done with
all this? Clean me up allright today? An audio more from little
kids. This is less fun.This is from a TikTok account called a

(43:29):
dad two three girls underscore and thegame is why are they screaming? Why
are they all right? It's kindof spin off of why are they crying?
Yeah? Why are they having anabsolute temper? Tan turned to the
Woody original game His kids were thisage. Let's listen to the audio and
you guys can get Y's not funny? Why why? Okay, okay,

(44:07):
are they pranking the kids somehow?I hate you. This is a little
four year old girl in the backseat driving home with her dad. That's
there's no. They're not screwing withher, not messing with her. But
they did something drop her off ata fire station. I'll get you a
clue. They did something that wasof just a normal everyday thing, and
this little four year old is nothaving it. Why this man, why

(44:29):
are they screw This is a toughone. She didn't want to drink something
something I couldn't quite tell the beginning, so like, yeah, he said
it's something they normally do, butdidn't. It's no, it's an everyday
activity they did do, and thisfour year old girl, for whatever reason,
just did It's unacceptable to her.When the grocery yeah, I'm saying
they left the grocery store without gettingwhatever this that she wanted. Oh yeah.

(44:50):
Left the tantrum from not getting likea candy yeah whatever, like a
drive through and aren't letting her eatthe food until they get home, which
is really great man. Yeah,I'll be all right. Well the next
clip one, the next clip explainsit. It's something that dad did actually
to himself. Oh oh, it'sjust a hair cut. Haircut. Oh

(45:15):
wow, the dad got a haircutand they hated. She hates the haircut.
She hates her dad's haircut. Ohwow, weird. Damn wow.
Children lovely, right, you know, Greg, especially little girl. Hey,
if my wife came home and shehad like one of those like short,
like you know, boy cuts,Oh god, you know, tapered

(45:37):
up in the back. Yeah,that'd be my reaction. Oh my god,
I hate you. Yeah. Welive all the suburbs, but you
don't have to go all the way. Oh it's just a hair cut hair
cut. Wow, we'll sort ofa high and tight, you know,

(46:00):
army style cut. But right,yeah, but I wonder what it was
beforehand? Oh was it hippy dippyjakes STI had to be right. This
is the beginning of the end forthat goal, right, like that is
there's a lot more agumatic, there'sa lot more disappointing things in life ahead,
young lady. Yeah, oh mygod, that's kind of scary.

(46:20):
The dad's thinking I'm stuck with thisfor years, I know today in audio
all right, this is for menace, all right, and you would think,
like if you had a guess aroundthis room, like who's into the
weirdest corners of the Internet, likethe freak Internet? It's not what,
it's not me. It is definitelymenace. Oh yeah, I love finding
weird stuff on the interne you know. I think this is the man who
loves thousand pounds sisters, and sohe sent me this link called air Soft

(46:43):
Fatty. Air Soft Fatty freaks outover two thousand dollars charge back for his
moped. He's already laughing. Soair Soft Fatty was actually on the Tosh
point zero a program years ago forlike a lightsaber fight. But he's now
he's a streamer now and he callshimself air Soft Fanny a soft guns I
guess. But he's a very fatguy off the streams without a shirt ounch

(47:06):
of things. So I menace lovesit, and I guess he sold a
moped at some point, but theguy charged him back on you know,
sent a charge back through his creditcard company or whatever. So air Soft
Fanny gets this news live on streamgiant, and he does not like that
because we just got to a point, we finally got to where we can
get that mopen. We were finallygonna go get the five mopen. It

(47:29):
hurts, say hello, but it'strue. So those of you keep saying
developed thick skin, mama, Idon't make enough to recover from that.
I barely make enough to play grandthat's not such a wedge reading again as

(47:52):
you can hear a menace. Yes, no, okay, so you did.
You didn't fully understand what happened.He was getting donations to get to
buy a moped through his stream andthen somebody charged donated two thousand dollars and
then took it back last minute,which is a yeah, okay, yeah,

(48:13):
so that's yeah. So yeah,now he was accounting on that moped
either way. Yeah, So thenhe freaks out what he gets, dude,
I saw a video just recently ofhim falling down some stairs, just
walking, just video making the roundsright now of this giant fat guy.
I'm not sure how he made itthe top of this like pool slide.
Yeah, oh yeah, I sawthat one an old school one. It's

(48:35):
not like one of those like newerones that it's kind of built in the
rocks or whatever, rickety plastic,like big fiberglass with like the aluminum steps
and whatever. He gets the top, he starts, you know, going
O shack posted on his account yesterday. He starts sliding down. About halfway
through the slide gives and cracks andhe goes right to the ground, like
just snapped. That could have beenair soft, could have been it could

(48:57):
have been all right, So somebodymade a donation for the two thousand dollars,
kind of like bidding on something oneBay and then retracting the bid.
Yeah. Really that's a common prankon streamers, because I know a streamer,
and that's something they deal with alot. If someone will donate something
or other a ridiculous amount of moneyand then they get excited and you can
go back and see him back hemisses what he never had. Yeah,
but he was counting on it.He really wanted that moment. This is

(49:19):
totally right up your alley like thatthose of you keep saying developed skin,
I don't make enough to recover fromthat. That's what's showing up in Raby's
new Max feed. Yeah she's soupset. Yeah, all right, we
got some more to say an audiocoming up. Next show will be right

(49:40):
back, boys, funny all,welcome back. We are the Woody Show
and we're looking through some of thisweek in audio with the curator of clips.

(50:01):
See that that's what else you got? Well, so we can officially
enter it into the record. Idid go to Hulu found the Mayan's episode,
that first episode silence, and wehave the clip. You did you
see what I was talking about?So, yeah, there's some kind of
pow wow with the Sons of Anarchyand something bad had happened, and and

(50:22):
you what you were mentioning the leaderof the Sons of Anarchy is very intense.
Yeah. So you see him whileWoody is talking, and I think
the reason for that is no offenseto Woody. That guy is a really
good actor. Yeah, and youjust want to watch his face. Yeah,
I agree. I mean that's whyI've said a number of times already,
like everybody that I met and everybodysaw, anybody I've seen on this

(50:42):
show so far, like he he'sjust a standout. Yeah. I think
that's why they're like, let's let'sjust put this guy on. Yeah,
and so you hear what do youmake sense? Say this while he's you
know, mean mugging or whatever.Here we go, here's my line.
You're ready, all right, herewe go. Keep you alive man,

(51:05):
they're yailed it and lucky still bealive? Man, to be alive?
Noise? Wow? Yeah, canwe hear it again? Sure? Yeah?
Yeah, keep you alive man?Yeah, man's nice. Hell yeah,
I know right. How did youdo that? Dude? I had
to really get I went method.I bet you know I'm joining gang.

(51:28):
Yeah exactly. I would only answerto wood. Yep, you guys know.
Oh yeah, it's actually appropriate becauseit's short for Peckerwood. These days
in jail, which is where youyou'd say the woods are the white guys.
And the leader of this gang hasa not a swashing up with an
SS tattoo on his neck. Soyeah, that's an appropriate nickname for this
particular gang. Huh. Yeah,he's nuts all right? This weekend audio

(51:51):
men, Yes, it is foryou. You might you might think with
all the you know, science andobservation and starlink satellites, that the flat
arthurs would be gone. No,the bro, Yeah, they are.
This one is especially notable is thislady ran for Georgia governor and currently has
a chair, not an elected seat, I don't think, but she's like
some local party official in Georgia.Her name is Candice Taylor, and she

(52:16):
was on some flat Earth or podcastand they were talking about how well you
know how you see globes and stuff. Yeah, but like that's actually misinformation
or disinformation. Oh, it's propaganda, right, and it's it's gotten to
the point where you don't even noticeglobes anymore because the whoever's in charge of
trying to teach you that the worldis round has just put them everywhere.

(52:37):
The guy and Candice talking about thatthe people that defend the globe don't know
anything about the globe because if theyknew a tenth of what Matt and I
know about the globe, they wouldbe flat earthers. All the globes.
Everywhere I turn on TV, there'sgloves in the background, there's gloves on
their right here. You see themall the time. I mean, it's

(52:57):
constant. My children about Mama Glow. They're everywhere, and that's what they
do to brainwash And so for me, if it is not a conspiracy.
If it is, you know real, why are you pushing so hard?
Everywhere I go? Every store youbuy globe? There's globes everywhere, every
movie, every TV show, newsmedia. Why why? Because that's how

(53:21):
it is, Because that's the physicalreality that anyone could observe. Right,
Honestly, I'm trying to think one'sthe last time I saw it. When
you see like a picture of anapple white, that's what an apple looks
like. Minds MC they had alot of globes, right, Oh yeah,
that's what she's saying. Everyone.Once you open your eyes, you
start seeing them everywhere. God,people are stupid. Wow. On one

(53:44):
hand, I feel bad for ourkids, but I figure, yeah,
it's gonna suck for them for awhile at least. Hot. No,
not really. I love the comedy. Yeah, when they turned twenty five,
maybe they'll they all have a greatstory about their psych Oh mom,
yeah, awake, Now middle schoolis gonna really suck. Yeah, arguing

(54:05):
with everybody? So many globes?Got day? He's about glows? Might
scool? Mamma, what's all theseglobes? Let's get one more clip this
weekend? Man, this is anotherone just for you, all right,
sweet. So we've talked before abouthow French bulldogs are abominations, would never
exist in real life. We've talkedabout the book. We've talked to medical
doctors about how they really are justa bad it's bad for them haters.

(54:28):
Well, this is a This isa response to them haters. This is
a woman and French and the Frenchshe she's trained it to sing along with
her as she sings. Old McDonaldhad a farm nice adorable sweetie. All
right, Oh McDonald had a farmysweetie. That sound healthy? Yeah?

(54:52):
I love it. Sound like itsounds like it's right there. It sounds
like that Australian weather guy gagging onkelt No sound far and next that means

(55:15):
this deaf. Please your air andhappy throwback Thursday to you. It's a
free Friday. It's May twenty fifth, twenty twenty three, into another new
hour of insensitivity trading, create politicallycorrect world. Yeah, today's wine day.

(55:36):
Nice, when isn't it. Iwas just telling the story to the
guys off the air recently about youknow those things that you you have in
your house at some point and youend up like I can't believe ever hung
that up. Dammy was saying thatshe had something. Yeah, I had
one of those pictures that was likewith Marilyn Monroe and James Dean and Elvis

(55:58):
all the bar. Yeah, Iexpect like a young dude to have that,
ha, not not a young chick. Somebody gave it to me.
They were moving, they were gettingrid of it, and I was like,
you're getting like my wife in hersingle gal days when she had her
own house, and I remember Iwent over there and she had this thing

(56:19):
up on the wall and it waslike like a big tall I mean like
a huge heel, like a bighigh heel shoe and the the stem what
do you call it? The heel? Okay whatever, but the yeah,
the heel was was a wine glass. Like you don't even like wine.
I mean she'll she'll drink like,um, what's the real sweet white wine?

(56:44):
Um? Not infandel um, thesweet white wine? Yeah, now
not muscado. What's it called thatone? Yeah, Like it's basically like
white grape juice, basically sweet.It's super sweet. Down glass of red
wine. To be friendly, it'slike red someone's house then you know,
oh yeah yeah, but like she'snot a wine person but she had this

(57:06):
this bizarre art, basic bitch yart. That's why Sammy and your wife were
all about it. Love it,Greg. When it comes to favorites,
red wine is the most popular,followed by white and then rose. The
most popular reds Merlot, Cabernet,pino, and then the red zin ze
red zin zin Um. I knowit's just called zinfandel. Yeah. How

(57:31):
many glasses of wine do you usuallyhave in one sitting? You've asked Greg?
This what you say? It wastwo to three? Yeah, very
hefty pores. Now there's five,well, hefty pores. That's probably a
full bottle, because the five glassesmake a bottle. Nine percent of peoples
at a full bottle, not themselves, or seventy four percent said one or

(57:52):
two. I used to think itwas shocking if somebody drank an entire bottle
of wine. Only one flight recentlywhere the girl ordered a red wine and
a coffee together. This is likea morning flight. What are you doing?
Yeah, I don't want to goto sleep, I want to be
awake. He used to do thatwith beer, Like I get a go
to watch an early hockey game andget a beer in a coffee. Why.

(58:15):
Yeah, God. In a blindtaste test, do you think you
could tell the difference between the cheapbottle and a really good bottle? I
could, no way. Thirty sixpercent think that they could, but the
stats say less than ten percent actuallycan, Like they do those all the
time or they yeah. Yeah.Uh. The average person drinks over three
gallons of wine a year. Yeah, and it's been going up pretty much

(58:37):
NonStop for decades. Three gallons.It's like a thimble a year. The
top mistakes people make drinking wine holdingthe glass by the bulb instead of the
stem, opening it wrong, mispronouncingthe name when ordering wine the restaurant,
and getting pieces of the cork inthe bottle? All right, rookie,

(58:57):
Which country makes the best wine?United States? Don't know? It was
the top answer. It's an opinion. Twenty one percent said France, nineteen
percent of the United States. ThenItaly was third. Oh. The number
one thing people consider when picking outa wine a bottle picture cost the cost

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price number one, brand name isnext, and then the alcohol percentage.
Yeah bro oh, yeah, don'teven look at that. Yeah. I
thought it was always price, andthen usually well kind of wine. But
yeah, like all things the sameUm, I thought it would be like
price and then the label, Yeah, might go to gift wine is silver
oak because it's expensive, but it'snot too expensive. Yeah that's pretty get

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up between like eighty and one hundreddollars. Really yeah, but it's a
gift as a thank you get yeah, right, Like if I'm bringing wine
somewhere, I'm looking for something atleast fifty dollars and then I look to
see like if the label looks cool. I would call Greg every once in
a while for people that I knewreally liked wine and I wanted to get

(01:00:05):
him something nice that I knew waslike really good. Yeah, I always
gave me some good send photos orwhatever. Remember, how does this whatever
this dinner party needs demand that youhave spent at least fifty bucks per box?
Yeah, bring minimum minimum fifty.And I'd go to grocery outlet,
this bargain store and by like somecheapass bottle of wine, and he would
say this is incredible, but notYeah, what's the one with the blue

(01:00:29):
dot, Greg, one with theblue dot? Yeah, the wine with
the blue dot. Yeah, thewine with the blue dot. That's everyone
talks about, don't know, Amillion times how much is a good bottle
of wine cost? A good bottle? Yeah, like a hundred ish forty
two percent of people said anything overten dollars qualifies as a nice bottle.

(01:00:52):
Oh really, Yeah that's good toknow. Okay, because I figured like
wine people, I was associate themwith like snobbiness and money. Yeah,
you know, and so like ifif you don't want to show up with
like something ratty, right, youknow, show up with like jug wine.
Yeah. Even if I know,like, oh this wine is supposed
to be really good, but it'sonly fifteen bucks, I'll pass it up

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for something lesser that they that theyknow when they see it, they go,
oh, oh this is you knowwhat if I showed up with a
box of Franzia the shape that bethe best he loves he loves that boxed
wine on it. That turned meinto that we got a brand new redneck

(01:01:37):
news here for it. What doyou show is just an as cube in
front of a box fan that somedang Yeah, we're hearing about this a
lot back in They this two buckchuck still a thing. It is is
I don't know what they're two bucks? Oh and the wind chuck. I

(01:01:58):
think there was such a backlup thatthey went back to the They went back
and the one that I was thinkingabout, and the texts are right is
Opus one Gray. Yeahs like shoesat the Red Bottoms did right. Everybody

(01:02:20):
knows it. Come on today's RedneckNews is from Carbondale, Illinois with the
police. They got a call fromthe folks at the airport reporting if there
was a backo parked in front ofthe airport, that they had no idea
where it came from, who belongedto. So the report listened as quote
suspicious in nature. They went andthey looked at the surveillance camera footage and
they saw this guy had pulled up, backed it into a spot, got

(01:02:45):
out, and then calmly walked tothe terminal carrying a guitar case over his
shoulder. Strange that fellow later identifiedas Timothy Baggett. Turned out that Timothy
had stolen that backo from a constructionsite and drove it the ten miles to
the airport to just flight to Vegasout of all right, that's a badass.
That's truly badassin to the airport.Yeah, the airport. Now here

(01:03:07):
is the local police on TV talkingabout it. But you hear of people
and either getting rides from other people, borrowing cars, stealing cars. But
yeah, backhobe and stolen from ajob site and driven ten miles to an
airport for an individual to catch aflight, all the way to the West
coast carrying a guitar. That's thatis unique. Yeah, indeed, all

(01:03:28):
right, I prefer badass plane hadalready left by the time they figured all
this out, but they arrested himwhen he landed in Nevada and took him
the jail charge with felony theft.Also, Las Vegas is not the West
coast, but so there you go. That's from Carbondale, Illinois. That's
Timothy Baggett who stole it back homeand drove it ten miles to the airport
to catch a flight. And thatis today's raining, Nick, that's Baggett

(01:03:57):
with a B. Yeah, yeah, player, just jes So you know.
One of my favorite clips is froman old Love Connection episode. Oh
yeah, remember that this guy,he had a he had a really interesting
name. Originally from Illinois. Heenjoys old bear in hot music, says
that he and his mom don't seeeye to eye on his love life and

(01:04:19):
he claims that his job has costin several relationships. He's welcome Robert Faggotty.
That's Bob Faggott, not to beconfused with Bob Saget. Guess also
from Illinois. Here, all right, more Woody Shows next, he sit
t stop mess show. We'll beback soon. I still can't believe there

(01:04:43):
are suckers out there who willingly signedup for the show. Yeah, but
here we are. This is theWoody Show. Obviously. The big news
I broke yesterday TEENA Turn has diedafter what reps called a long illness.
She was eighty three. She soldtwo hundred million albums. Two hundred millions.

(01:05:09):
Kind Yeah, I didn't cry whenI heard the news, but I
definitely had its bummer. It'd likestopped me in my track. Yeah,
I was so sad. She woneight Grammys. She had moved to London
in nineteen eighty eight, eventually settledin Switzerland with her second husband. She
renounced her US citizenship, which pissedoff some people, but oh I don't.

(01:05:30):
She only did it so she couldtake her oath of Swiss nationality,
and she retired from performing in twothousand and nine. And by the way,
It was nothing against the US,She said, she just liked it
there. She said, quote,I'm very happy in Switzerland and I feel
at home here. I can't imaginea better place to live. Good for
her. Yeah, you know,it wasn't like one of these people going
wow, I'm moving to No bigdeclaration at all. Yeah, I heard

(01:05:54):
it does ruled to live there.I have friends who just moved there.
Yeah, is the most expensive playsyou could dream. I mean, I'm
kind of Switzerland in the idea,but you know, getting she's in the
rock hall twice. Yeah, right, so many songs. I did go
down Matt rabbit Hole yesterday. Somany songs. You can't talk about eighties

(01:06:32):
music with all obviously big songs betterthan oh she was ageless couples icon applies.

(01:07:04):
She posted. She posted something onher Instagram. It was like liver
health awareness or something, and shesaid that she wishes she had you know,
I guess she was diagnosed with somethinglong ago and she never did anything
about She's like, whatever, Well, I know she had intestinal cancer at
one point. Yeah, she hadyou know a number of different things,

(01:07:27):
but like when it came specifically toher liver, she said that she wishes
she would have like, but thedoctor was saying the medication or whatever,
and she's like, wow, butyou're right. Rape. I mean the
word icon is used way too looselythese days. Yeah, it applies.
It was legit. Oh yeah,dude, I love this song from her
um I Don't want to Fight.Oh yeah, remember the song. I

(01:07:51):
think they did this song for themovie and she sang it for the that
when Angela Bassa played her right,was that what it was? I think
wrote it for this and Tina TurnerTraine banger. Yeah, just a cool
voice, band like such a uniqueYeah that's husband. Yeah kind yeah,

(01:08:15):
let me get to the happened somewhere. But we must stop pretending. I
can't. Yeah, good song aboutthat song? So I went down that

(01:08:42):
rap? We forgot about that?Yeah, she ruled certified banger Tina Turner.
It was always really cool, likein those early days of MTV to
see like the Private Dancer videos likeall mixed in with like all the other
you know, yeah, up andcoming artists, and then you have Tina
Turner who's just had the career renaissance, you know, with the private answer.
Honest, I did think that shealready passed away. Really, you're

(01:09:05):
probably thinking of Ike Turner because IkeTurner died. Yeah, there was,
you know, the New York papers, New York City Papers, New York
Post, New York Daily News.They always have this like competition who can
come up with the most clever headline? And I think it was the Post
who back when Ike Turner died,it was Ike Turner beat Ike beats Tina

(01:09:26):
Turner to death. He died first, but I mean obviously making you know,
Yeah, but I mean, stilla funny headline. And I'm sure,
uh, maybe she didn't appreciate that. I'm sure she did not.
Yeah, nah, but pretty clear. Wasn't her mom really crappy to her?
Yeah? She had a really toughupbringing for sure. Speaking of fights,

(01:09:50):
did you see the fight at Chicago'sO'Hare Airport? I don't know it.
See it says really brutal. Youcan see at least six men and
women fighting in the airport and youthe baggage claimed one point, they even
started fighting on one of the baggagecarousels. Yeah, no one knows initially
what started the fight, but pleaseended up arresting two people for the amount

(01:10:13):
of people involved because it was onlytwo. Yeah, what do you have
You ever wanted to ride one ofthose baggage carousels, yes, god,
yeah, or get on the conveyorbelt or what. Yeah. No,
but it would also be fun toget on the conveyor belt that they put
your suitcase one, but go throughthe whole thing though. Yeah, I
was. I was at the airportonce when someone's kid as are waiting for

(01:10:35):
the back, so you know,people are half paying attention. They're on
their phones. Yeah, of course, catching up on emails whatever. Yeah.
Well, the kid crawled through becauseit was like one of those where
it does like kind of like alike a serpentine kind of thing. It
goes around like the area and thencomes because it comes out the one side
of the wall kind of serpentines aroundand goes back inside back behind the scenes,
and the kid just crawled through.People are like freaking out love to

(01:11:00):
do. He was fun. AndNYU professor was fired because begin of the
New York Posts they threatened a NewYork Post reporter with a machete. Oh
no, this person was a professor. Isn't NYU like very difficult to get
into it? Yeah? Apparently notvery difficult to become a professor. Apparently,
um so. Apparently the Post reporterwas trying to speak to this woman

(01:11:24):
about a recent viral video where shecriticized anti abortion activists on campus, and
uh, that's when they say.She had to get away from my door.
I'm gonna chop you up with thismachete. And then she grabbed the
machete and followed the reporter and thecrew into the street and started chasing them
all. At one point helped themachete up to the reporter's neck. She's

(01:11:46):
being harassed. Yeah. NYU hassince confirmed that Miss Rodriguez has been relieved
of her duties. No kidding.First of all, duties. That's how
you resolve arguments, though, Yeah, machete style and man, all these
stories I'm telling you are just they'rethey're seguing so nicely into each other.
Speaking of duty. Yeah, ozempicyou know it's the hot new weight bot.
Shout out ozempicum. Some users sayit's making them poop the bed.

(01:12:13):
Now we Goovi, which is madeby the same company, Ozempic and Mugovi.
They're the same thing essentially, exceptfor ozempic has some things that will
help with diabetes. Which is whyyou need to be uh diabetic in order
to get that medication. Whatever.We'll govie. The only thing that will
qualify you for that is a BMIover whatever it is. Fat, just

(01:12:33):
be fat. Yeah. So theysay about thirty percent of ugovi users say
they've suffered from diarrhea, while twentyfour percent of experienced constipation night poops.
Some have eve been joined the crapthe bed club on Reddit, saying they've
woken up to find themselves covered intheir own poop. I quite literally poop

(01:12:54):
myself while sleeping. One person wrote, that's a first been a how do
you not wake up? Tough?You? Days of diarrhea after my first
injection? All right, diarrhea,wake you up? I mean someone that
has a fair amount or maybe youthought it was a far a fair amount
of diarrhea. You know, it'slike, oh I got to get out
of bed. Okay, maybe youthought it was a part. That's great

(01:13:15):
novel. But are they skinny?I know? How do they look?
Yeah? Well they do? Isthat their first injection? If they started
it right, you started like pointtwo five? I mean it's such a
small have to build your tolerance.Yeah, I'm up to one point seven
three B Yeah, and then thebiggest dose you can get is like two
point four. Side by the waythat that is the only difference between ozempic

(01:13:36):
and what govie is. What Goviegoes to a higher dose that two point
four. It's the same exact,same active ingredient, just a lower amount.
But I thought there was like anothercorrect I'm just asking. I thought
there was another element to oze.It's just how they applied for licensing.
That's the only difference. I don'tcare. And they both rule. Yeah,
it's called rules epic. Is therelike different levels like platinum or something.

(01:14:00):
I've had it should be platinum.It's expensive enough. Um, but
they you know, they warn meof all these different side effects. I've
had none. Yeah, but I'mwith menace, Like how do they look
though? Yeah? Yeah, newsheets? But does it work? Okay?
But do you have a mattress predicted? Oh well yeah, one of
them a ten pounds? You useit today? Now you do have to

(01:14:25):
go wash your sheets night because noproblem day every day. Next, welcome
back to the show. I hadthat ozempic story right before the break.
Yeah, about how I guess peopleare waking up craft the bed. Oh

(01:14:45):
yeah, um, but here yougo, Greg, all right, some
other weight loss stuff and I thoughtof you because of the example they use
specifically in this new research shows thatjust by looking at pictures of food online,
it can help curb overeating. Doyou so? The researchers they examine
the different ways that our perceptions offood affect our cravings. They found that
if you look at an image offood more than thirty times in a row,

(01:15:08):
and here's their example, for example, a picture of M and M's
because you know Greg's got a hardtime, I've taken it a step for
so you will actually stop craving them. One RAS researcher explained, you will
receive a psychological response to something youhave only thought about, and that's why

(01:15:31):
you could feel fully satisfied without eatinganything. The only thing I can think,
the only thing I can think thatmade sense to be reading this was
you know, when you prepare likea big dinner, like a Thanksgiving dinner,
and you spend all this time andyou're like smelling it and you're dealing
with it all day, and bythe time you sit down, maybe you
haven't even eaten anything. I agreewith the people who prepare the meal.

(01:15:53):
They are the least hungry, andthey haven't eaten anything. They've just been
preparing the meal. There might besomething to that where it's like you've been
just sitting there and seeing it andsmelling it and everything all day to where
it maybe maybe it did trigger somekind of I don't know, maybe I
should just start smelling food instead ofeating it. Yeah, I think that
the key is there thirty times ina row. Yeah, prolonged. Obviously,

(01:16:15):
they just came up the other day. I found a little bit more
on it. Uh, just somefyi from my fellow lovers of shrimp.
Yeah, that we were talking aboutthe dark vein in the shrimp. Yeah,
you say you don't take it out. It is indeed the shrimp's digestive
tracks I mentioned. Like I said, I don't even bother removing it.
It's just too tedious. Um,but is it okay to eat? According

(01:16:39):
to the doctors and other smart people, it doesn't make you sick. Nice
people would be dropping. Yeah,but like you would think I'm the only
one who doesn't remove it. ButI was thinking about like acktail, like
shrimp cocktail. When you see ithanging on the glass, it doesn't look
like they've cut open the uh youknow, right down the curve of the
shrimp right, so it's still gotto be in there. Well that sometimes

(01:17:00):
you can. They have special tools. It'll flush it out. Yeah,
you go to a place. Ohyeah, it just pulls right out.
You know, you're at a cheapbuffet. If they saw the shell and
the shrimp. Yeah the worst.It sucks. And I only like shrimp
once. It's like, I likeheated shrimp. I don't like cold shrimp
at all. Love it like soshrimp cocktail out. Wow, um,

(01:17:21):
I'll eat all the shrimp. Yeah, I can't do it so good.
You're missing out. I don't carehow it's prepared exactly. Shrimp me.
That's why they're over shrimping. Yeah, and shrimp will eventually be gone from
the ocean farm shrimp because they're overshrimp. Where's the shrimp farms? There's
one week I could take Greg too, and he could walk amongst the shrimps.

(01:17:43):
Oh, there you go, Greg, Do you want to walk amongst
the shrimps? Suck their head off. I have eaten the head ever had
live shrimp, no live shrimp.Yeah, I had raw shrimp. I
had raw shrimp. I don't likeI've seen I've seen pictures of the live
shrimp. There's one it's a dishand they bring it out and it's like

(01:18:06):
still like moving. Yeah, i'veseen it. No dog, no thank
you. By the way, rawshrimp even it was the most worthless thing
because it's almost tasteless. It's clear. Yeah, yeah, this this was
live. Yeah. I saw itwas at a place that I that I
went and somebody ordered it. I'mlike, you know, I have something,

(01:18:29):
you know how, No, wehave empathy sometimes for things like oh,
you know, like some deli meatthat wasn't used, Like that animal
died and it never got used.I hate that. I kind of feel
bad for the shrimp that ends upin the hat at Benny Hanna. You
know when they slip it up intothe hat. You don't eat those Yeah,
yeah, they're not gonna eat theshrimp hat. I didn't realize.
I thought they just flipped like thetails into the like they cut the tails

(01:18:51):
off and then flip the tails,yeah, into that into their shirt pocket.
No, I've seen whole shrimps goup in there. Yeah, that
shrim died to be in a hutfor a little trick. It's worth it.
I don't get it. Yeah,a video. Yeah, it's basically
lived for. Yeah. They giveyou a bowl of still fully alive shrimp
and you basically crack them, youknow, like you would regularly yep any

(01:19:15):
of them. Yeah, no,thank you, Let me go all right
more what he shows next? Justdon't go anywhere. The Woody Show will
be right back. Okay, thisguy seems cool, probably won't murder me.
Yeah, this is The Woody Showand we are in two another new
hour. It's insensitivity training, creepolitically correct world. It's Thursday Morning.
It's made twenty five, twenty twentythree. That's raving. There's Greig Goring.

(01:19:41):
We got minutes, what is up? We got sea Bass, we
got Sammy Good morning. Bones areopen eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woodYou can hits up with the text over
to two to nine eight seven.Society getting dumber and dumber every day.
No, the eyes the latest example. Craft. You know, the the

(01:20:01):
cheese food people, Yeah, bigfan food. Well, yeah, because
Craft singles is what you would callit cheese product or cheese food, because
cheese they're less than fifty one percentcheese, which doesn't meet the FDA standard.
So it's you'll see it says you'llsee it on the package. It
says cheese food. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you go in the ice

(01:20:23):
cream mile, like there's a lotof them. Are not even labeled ice
cream. You're not allowed to beit's it says frozen dairy desserts or whatever
because it doesn't have the cram theYeah, they're the right amount fired,
amount fired. Yeah, why youget it for the cream anyway? Craft
They say that the biggest complaint theyget from customers about Kraft singlest me guess,

(01:20:44):
yeah, it is the packaging thatit doesn't fully. Yes, it's
hard. They're struggling to open thewrapper because the rapper, like half it'll
rip off of for it, sothe rest of it gets off. I
support so much getting off. They'veredesigned them, adding texture on the flap
first of all. Also, Ithink that's harder grass. It's all slick,
yes, so that your fingers canfeel where the opening is. I
support this all right. They're alsomaking the rappers thicker and sturdier, so

(01:21:09):
very planet friendly, so they couldbe open without tearing. This is all
the things I just said, whobuys a craft single if you don't have
a five year old in the house. I once good for you that We
were walking around Baton Rouge one nightand me and my buddies didn't have a
lot of money, and I waslike, I just get a full thing,
a craft single that's by food.That was yeah, Raby, you

(01:21:30):
have a little I don't know,picnic in the park. You get some
Crafts singles for the July party aroundwhat this? What says romantic like craft
some singles they're for little kids.Grilled cheese, no American cheese food.
That's right, cheese food. Thenew Rappers will be out later on this
year, a long new exterior packaging, a balder font and an emphasis on

(01:21:54):
the fact that they are made withreal dairy, which is drove it again,
not real cheese, some real dairyin there. I guess. Yeah,
I'm surprised. This is one ofthe things. I'm surprised that the
Sea Bass actually cares. But becauseI knew what the problem. You know
what, you're the same person whohas the hard time with the Chick fil
a ketch up things. Thank you, Greg, because they're open proof.
Yeah, No, they're not twodifferent ways to open. But the one

(01:22:15):
side for squeezing is fully fort Knox. I understand because there's a lot of
things that whatever for a reason,don't work for Greg. Okay, you,
on the other hand, he's superiorto everything and so much better than
everybody, like I would think thatyou would have no problem. Look,
I'm very strong with anything. Youunderstand that. But even of product defects

(01:22:38):
do exist, and I'm glad thatCraft is addressing again. I knew what
the problems were before you even saywhen you were poor you couldn't open them.
But it's for your nightly snack.Delicious. Yeah, I love it.
I'm sorry. Who's read a Craftsingle post ten years old? I
have many time. Yeah, it'sreal cheese. People right here you asked,

(01:23:01):
you got answers about this, Greg, check this out. Thirty five
year old guy inmate at a countyjail in Georgia died in his cell.
Autopsy results have been released and claimedthat he died because he was eating alive
by bugs. Yeah. The forensicresults showed his cause of death his complications

(01:23:24):
due to severe neglect, untreated schizophrenia, dehydration, malnourishment, a severe body
insect infestation. Godets, So hisbody, Yeah, they dung beetles.
They didn't say, I'm looking throughthis thing that. They didn't say specifically.
They say his family found a lawsuitagainst the jail, claim the stats
in humanity killed him, and uh, yeah, they're investigating. All I

(01:23:47):
saw was eating alive by bugs,and I thought of Gregor family is getting
paid Yeah crickets, Yeah, fora useless family member. Anyway, you
know, I think about it likethat's the best return of investment they could
have hoped for. At this point. It was probably ladybugs, some loser
in jail who's clearly going nowhere inlife. And now you at least get
a payment out of it, that'strue, maybe a more than you would

(01:24:08):
have gotten. I'm trying to finda silver lining here. You guys,
your glass half full? Right,dumb money, that's right, dumb relative
dumb money. Also a man.Another jail news story, has been caught
trying to smuggle an eight and ahalf inch pair of scissors into the jail
by hiding him in his anus.Sure they became suspicious thinking about anis thing

(01:24:28):
the other day. Yeah, ofcourse you were cool. Yeah, what
way Um, there's like some movieclip where this guy hit a like a
watch for a kid in his anus. Is that from a family from True
Romance? Right? I think itwas pulp fiction. That's the pulp fictional
story. It's a child Bruce Willis. Yeah, I don't know because I

(01:24:50):
had to take an acting class andsome kid did it in my acting class.
Okay, like that, it's aChristopher walking. Yeah, so you
were just like kind of random anythinking about it? Yeah, and anus
and Wiener on the watches and food. Yeah, there's like the three thoughts
that just kind of wrote it likea wheel in its break. Yeah.
Anyway, so the guy refused tocooperate during a routine search, he reluctantly

(01:25:13):
agreed to an electronic body scan,and that's when they found quote, what
appeared to be a foreign object insidethe anal cavity of the arrestee. Huge
pair of scissors in there, andthey were able to get them out without
any trouble. How he'd go ontour with the circus or something. So
if one if one pair of scissorsis called a pair of scissors, what
if you have two, what doyou call that? Scissers? Yea,

(01:25:36):
yeah, if there's like two pairssitting right, well, two pair of
pants, pants, But if oneis a pair of scissors or two?
Now, I'm gonna think about thisall day, right, what would you
call that? Mensa? Would yousay scissors? Scissors? Yeah, A
scissor, a scissor. I needa scissor. Who never heard that?

(01:25:58):
You haven't heard that? I needa scissor, a scissor, Give me
some scissors, I would say.Yeah. I think Sea Bass is right
you to say scissors? What aboutpeople multiple? What about people who don't
pluralize the word pair? I havefour pair of shoes you mean? Yeah?
That's what druve me crazy about watchingthe wire. I guess it's a

(01:26:18):
Baltimore thing. The way they talkabout police, like everybody hate that.
Yeah he's police, Oh he's police. Yeah, she's talking to a police,
a police, yeah, not thecops. He was, you know,
like, yeah, an officer.Yeah. It's so weird, it
was. It was distracting. Ithink, well, it's Baltimore done.
They're Baltimore onwards. Exactly. It'slike ambulance eight seven seven forty four police

(01:26:43):
hit is some of the text overto two two nine eighty seven. I
got some more? What show comingup for you next? Hang on more
show after? At least one ofthese commercials makes you a millionaire? Do
show back a bit? Who's backin the show? All right? This

(01:27:09):
is kind of fun or depressing?I feel really old? Um. This
is from a list of things theysay if you remember doing them in your
childhood, you're officially old now.H Yeah. I wonder if we'll have
any on that list. And Isaw one of these in a meme and
I'm like, okay, all right. Using a pencil to rewind a cassette

(01:27:31):
tape, you know, like ifthe tape started getting shoot up and I
always did, and it got pulledout a little bit and you had to,
like, you know, tighten itback up. So you put a
pencil in there. It's a littlequicker than using your finger. Yeah,
has Sammy done that? I havedone that? Yes, I've done that.
Yep. Oh, I know you'rewashed cars needing two different keys,

(01:27:51):
one to unlock the door and anotherone to start the engine. Is that
true? Yeah? I remember that. I don't know Mom's Chrysler. I
never had a carpets, remember,Yeah, there was always like a flat
the flat silver. It was allsilver and then the other one one one
was more round and one was moresquare, and or it had like a
heavier plastic at the top, likewe're connect to the recall that connect to

(01:28:15):
your key chain. I don't rememberthat, Yeah, two different keys.
Kind of don't remember that really,So I'm so young? Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, Anicona Greg's youthanswering a phone having no idea who was
on the other end. Oh ofcourse, Yeah did that the other day.
Also being able to slam the phonedown like you're pissed in a conversation,

(01:28:36):
like good bye, just slam thephone down, yeah and call click
the end. Yeah, I wasso pissed at you. Yeah. But
I remember like when we first gotcaller ID, this is such a big
day. Prank calling days were overbecause before it was like you had to

(01:28:57):
star sixty nine or whatever it was, Yeah what star hell? Yeah that
without even thinking does that still work? I know, like you can block
your name, you could block yournumber, you can still block because I
still I know, I still getcalls that are safe from unlisted, and
they've they've star six, they didStar six eight, Star six eight.

(01:29:20):
So if you're calling out, Ithink I thought that star six seven seven
seven whatever. Yeah, yeah,dumb ass, Yeah, because all of
a sudden, I guess it's sixeighth, Greg, you know, billion
years old, but the star sixeight on his list of things he doesn't
get. Don't get it? Umyeah, so you could block your information

(01:29:44):
if you're calling it so once thatyeah, once, So that reignited.
So star nine was to figure outwhat the number was back, and then
star six eight or sorry six sixseven is to block got it? And
then yeah, I'm with that's thatreunited my Frank Collins. Yeah, yeah,
how about watching shows in real timewith commercials of course, Like I

(01:30:10):
saw something about uh, when FrankSinatra died, he had a heart attack
and they were able to get himinto the hospital and record time because Los
Angeles, he is where he wasliving when he died. He had the
heart attack. They got him tothe hospital and record time because there was
no traffic because it was the Seinfeldfinale. That yeah, and so even

(01:30:33):
watch they said that the freeways werelike virtually empty for what they normally are,
and they still couldn't get them therefast enough. But that's what was
over with, and then it comesup you had to yell back to everybody,
Hey, it's back on, Andeverybody came running back in from where
to getting their drink or taking aleak or whatever it was. And if
you wanted to watch something you recordedat home and it was on a VHS

(01:30:55):
tape and to watch that, youhad to switch the TV to channel three.
Yeah, because that's back before TV'shad different input options, right,
okay, yeah, and see toput the TV on channel three, there
was a switch on the back ofthe VCR. I think you could switch
you between that or four. Okay, do you guys even remembering that we
had on the back of TV's.If you want to play atari or whatever,

(01:31:17):
will swish it from TV to game. It was like a slide switch,
slide it up. Yeah, yep. Finding out which movies were at
your local theater by checking the newspaperor calling the theater or using something like
movie phone or calling popcorn, right, wasn't that what it was calling?
I don't remember it was called moviephone where I was. Yeah, popcorn

(01:31:39):
though, calling the theaters yeah,and they would have a message answering machine.
Wait, popcorn was the times thatany time, Yeah, to check
the time, the time is addthat to his list. Yeah, I
don't know. Um, well,how about watching the TV Guy? Yeah,
the TV Guy channel. It wouldjust scroll the list and you're like,
damn it, I just missed agold channel. And then he's like,

(01:32:00):
yeah, I just missed the twothrough thirteen. Damn it. I
remember all the network stuff. Butwe always had a TV Guide magazine.
Yeah, see my parents that cameevery week. My parents waiting to pay
for that. I guess we wererich. Yeah, and you had HBO.
Oh we did pay for that either. The only person I know.
HBO sent a little guide every monthtoo. Yeah. I remember getting could

(01:32:23):
My dad had that at his house, So when I go to his house,
I'm like, this is awesome.That. Yeah. It was like
a little flimsy start. They wereonly on so many hours, so they
knew their programming for the month.Yea. I saw an HBO guide not
too long ago. I think itwas at a hotel or something. Yeah,
but within a few years they're stilllike coming this month. Yeah.
Really, we had an HBO ponyI know. Yeah, what color was

(01:32:45):
your Ferrari Corvette? You had apink corvette. Things that if you remember
doing them in your childhood, you'reofficially old now hearing someone yell get off
the internet and you use the phone? Yeah, how did they pick up
the phone and then kick they wouldhear the modem? Yeah, if you
weren't listening to the radio, youwere listening to a cassette where you couldn't

(01:33:06):
easily skip tracks. It was thepre shuffle days, you guys. I
remember when auto reverse came out ourhigh speed dubbing Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Printing your directions from map quest mapquest. My mom probably still doesn't.
Yeah, I think old still doit. Uh when the hole in
the center console had a cigarette lighterinstead of just for plugging stuff in?

(01:33:28):
Hm, you know, like youburn the crap out of yourself with those
things. Yeah. Yeah, weused to the cigarette lighter. Yeah,
because you used to push it andit'd stay you know he did. Yeah,
it would stayed down until it waslike ready to go and then pop
out right back out, And thenwe'd mess with it and see how long
or how close we can get ourhand to it without burning it out.
It look it's like that you werestreaming stuff or watching stuff for doing stuff.

(01:33:50):
You had nothing else to do thatand do a punch bug right or
waving at people. No, everybodydid that. I did not do that.
You did. Oh, I justdon't remember, rave. I didn't
do anything with fire growing up,matches, I didn't know. Yeah,

(01:34:10):
a minute my parents would leave,I would run to the kitchen get matches
ruled, like, oh good,they're leaving. Having like a phone address
book, kept track of all yourfriends phone numbers. Yeah, that used
to be the thing because, likemy early days in radio, move so
much right and my family members say, wow, I got a whole page

(01:34:32):
just for you, because I hadto keep like crossing out and I go,
now you're here, want a friendwould change their number? I'm like,
damn, I gotta cross it out. It's gonna be so sloppy.
I mean. Greg still uses likethe the old school desk blotter. Yeah,
like a big desk calendar that justthere, big, huge, you
know page you gotta tear off.Every Sammy has the everybody's desk blotter.

(01:34:55):
I'm like that too. They're great, you have it up on the wall.
You should have it down. Yeah, put that. I would have
put my laptop on it. ThenI wouldn't be able to see it any
good point visuals, Greg, Yeah, Yeah, if only they had something
like that on the computer that you'relooking at, that's sitting on top of
that desk calendar. So yeah,but then you'd open and closed. This

(01:35:17):
was wright in your face. Yeah, what a pain eight seven seven.
Hit us up with a text overto two two nine eighty seven. Anything
else that should be on the listdoing in your childhood? That? Man,
I can't believe we ever did that? Ever did that? Probably that's
like getting collect calls even, Ohyeah, collect commercials. My buddy was

(01:35:42):
a top and my buddy was inone of those commercials. Really and then
he went to Hollywood and then itdidn't work out. Oh no kidding,
but he got to be in acommercial. Elissa Milano, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, you have a collect call. We see that. When my
parents would say, let us knowwhen it's time to pick you up,
would do the collect call call fromI'm ready to be picked up and he
hang up and yeah, without gettingcharged. Yeah, noie, come come

(01:36:08):
and get me at the ball.Did you ever do an it like his
before call? Waiting and everything?If you would call and be busy,
but if there was an you coulddo an emergency break, that's right.
Oh, yeah, never did that. You had to talk to the operator.
I got the operator to do rightthrough. He dialed zero, get
the operator and like, operator,I need an emergency breakthrough, and you
give him the number and then theywould like cut into the conversation that whoever

(01:36:29):
was hogging the phone at your parentshouse or whatever, right, and like
I'm drunk, ride home, dude. I never did that, but it
was so annoying. My mom didn'tbelieve in call waiting. She thought it
was rude. And then so I'llbe stuck straighteded somewhere. Yeah, she
would be on the phone legit.Yep. Ye, remember what long distance

(01:36:50):
calls were a big deal? Yeah, freak out long distance. I had
to change my phone number and foreverbecause what does it matter? It doesn't.
Yeah, it's a different area codefrom where I'm living, doesn't match.
But at the same time people arecalling, it's still got a dial
in number ten digits and so thereyou go. What does it mean that

(01:37:12):
you're not getting charged for long distanceanymore? Already had a call after seven
pm? Didn't all right? Yeah, yeah that's right. I remember using
ten, ten to twenty for longdistance, yea for a dollar. Yeah,
that was a ten to twenty morewhat he shows next thing I sent.

(01:37:38):
I sent Gregg this video yesterday ofthis comedian. She's doing a whole
bit about she went to h shewent to Taco Bell and she ordered like
one of those items that she wanted. I forget what it was or something
like Crito, and they said,oh, I'm sorry, you can only
order that through the app's funny bit. I wish I had the you know,

(01:38:02):
it's so crazy, like we haveall this stuff that we could do.
I can't. I can no longerplug my phone in and play audio.
I don't know what happened, Likenothing works my phone up. Yeah,
this board is what fifty the crapsbroken. Nothing works here for seven
years, nine works here. She'slike, oh, I didn't realize this

(01:38:27):
was like a kind of place,like yes, you needed that kind of
thing, like a reservation, likeI didn't really talk about it was a
pre place yet Yeah, like you'rehere, you have you have this item,
would like this item. App BShas got to stop. So I's
had the greag immediately because you knowhe's got to love this exclusive. Hey,

(01:38:49):
did we not bring up the TacoBell is bringing back the Entrrito.
I thought we did. I thoughtwe did too. Yeah, when being
accused of ignoring no, All ofa sudden, this story is everywhere that
they're bringing it back like it's brandnew. I think now it's finally available,
but I guarantee we talked about itbefore. No word on when yet.

(01:39:10):
That's all these articles are mentioning avintage taco bell at them that dates
all the way back to the nineteenseventies. Soft flour tortilla filled with seasoned
beef beans, diced onions, rolledup and then top of the red sauce,
and shredded cheddar cheese. Discontinued intwenty thirteen. They brought it back
for a limited time in twenty twentytwo, and now another return is on
the way. However, no wordyet on when the Entrrito will be back

(01:39:33):
on menus. I could have thisis either that this is one of those
deja vu things, right, becauseit wasn't like the Yeah, I want
to say it was like two monthsago we talked about that, or maybe
we did talk about it two yearsago. Well, no, checker,
it wasn't that long ago, didn'tWas this the thing that was in competition
with Okay, Yeah, so thenwe knew that. Yeah, I said

(01:39:54):
it one, it'd be back onthe menus later on this year. Right,
that's what basically this article is about. Oh, it's gonna be back
later on this year. Oh sonot. Yeah, it's in Taco Bellhole
now and all the places that weget, like and seafood News. It's
popping up everywhere as if it's brandnew information. So at five in the
morning on I Love Greg October WhyI Love Greg? Twenty two track of

(01:40:15):
all this crap, we said theentry and I'm reading verbatim the Enterrito is
the winner of what item is comingback to talk about for a limited time?
Twenty twenty two eleven? Why dowe stay up on things? And
then we also talked about a guysuing Texas Pete Hot sauce for not being
made in Texas, all right inthat same Okay, so that was October
twenty twenty two. So they broughtit back in November of twenty twenty two.

(01:40:40):
So it's been on the menu,no, they but they brought it
back in I've said they brought itback for a limited time in November twenty
twenty two. Is that makes sense? Yeah, but I swear like in
the last I would say, let'ssay three months. In the last three
months, we've brought this up becauseI remember it was one of those things
they were going to bring back anitem, and every time they do one

(01:41:00):
of these things, minutes it's excitedfor a minute because he gets so upset
because the item. What was theitem? The fore alarmed double decker taco
discontinued right when everything is hot thesedays? How come you're not bringing back
the fore alarmed double decker Taco.So it wasn't even an option you could
Taco Bell. Remember you had tovote through the app. Yeah, talk

(01:41:20):
about do you not like money?Yeah? Are you allergic to it?
Yeah? On September twenty eighth oftwenty twenty two, we talked to that
about Taco Bell bringing back either thedouble decker taco or the entrrito. Okay,
And then again we've been really tryingto get the Sancirito back on the
menu because it just won this lastwhatever the last one was, it just

(01:41:41):
won. I forget what the otheroption was. So it wasn't the ranch
not okay, that was last year. Yeah, anyway, so there you
go. Anyway, But it's allover the place. If it's it's like
like brand new news, I wonderif it'll be app only not a pre
thing talk about insensitivity drain in politicallycorrect world. It's The Woody Show,

(01:42:04):
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(01:42:25):
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(01:42:45):
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(01:43:06):
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it all right, great gory partingwords of wisdom please. Yeah. Of
all the things in life that youcould lose, the hardest to deal with
is your metabolism. Yeah, Imissed those days. You know. I
wonder if I ever really had areally great metabolism. You definitely did.

(01:43:51):
Yeah, I think so, youthink? Yeah? When I met you,
you were eating a non stop eatingmachine. Was that the story?
And you were eight and you wereskinny? The origin story of coming Bigger
oh Man no, I mean Iwas Yeah, I mean I was drinking
a lot of like it was fulloctain stuff so sweet and tea and sodas.

(01:44:12):
Yeah, all that kind of stuffyou used to eat like three year
olds a day until you found outit was lamb that's true. Yeah,
anything cheap so all that, likeyou know, ramen, yeah, yeah,
and stuff. Yeah, endless pizza, that's true. I had it
for like five minutes. Those arethe good all day. All right,
Thank you very much, great Gory, thank you so much for giving the
one he shows some of your valuabletime this morning. You know we'd love

(01:44:33):
it to appreciate you for that.The rest of you guys could suck it.
Catch back here on Friday. Havea great day. SMD double M.
Quit this bitch,