The Woody Show May 29th 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show May 29th 2023 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Let's due to the graphic nature ofdisapprogram listener discretion. Is it fly the
Woody Show? This is the WoodyShow. Insensitivity training or the lining Clean

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class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. It is a
Monday morning. It's Memorial Day,which is why we are not here live
today. But we went through allthis trouble to welcome you to Monday May
twenty nine, just so we wouldhave a familiar voice for you. Sweet

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Yeah, I thought it was verynice of us. Yeah, we were
back live tomorrow. But we dohave a show ready to go for you
today. And we always say,if you haven't heard it, it's new
to you. That's right, Greg, it is new to you. Thank
you for being here. I'm wody. That's raveing, Greg, Gory,
Menace, what Sea Bass, Sammy, Good morning on the show for you
this morning. Drunk dial voicemails andpeople always leave those throughout the weekend anytime

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twenty four seven you can leave himon the after hours of voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woody Today. Alsoagree or disagree if we made that into
a little bit of the game anda topic coming up a little bit later
on what dumb rules did your parentshave for you? So that plus another
conversation about things that people and I'mconvinced there are so many things that people

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pretend, they say that they dothese things, they never do it.
These things, oh like it donatesa charity. Yeah, there's a thousand
things like people say all the time, Oh, this thing, they never
do it. It's all for it'sall for show. So we've assembled a
list of those things. Uh thatmore this morning here on The Woody show
Man. This past weekend, dudewent to a dinner with another couple and

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just straight up embarrassed myself. Whyhow so drunk? Really? Oh really?
Oh yeah really yeah? And soit's like to where like the next
day my wife is like, youfeel okay? And of course I did,
because it's tequila and tequila that givesme zero hangover, no matter how
much of it I have. It'sa mirror that is incredible. And um,

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because the thing is like I wasn'tpaying attention, you know, like
we're sitting there or this dinner slowplay Greg, which you love, love
it, Yeah, and you knowthey just kept bringing you know, doubles,
doubles right right, doubles and I'mnice knocking them down. I bring
a double knock it down, easy, peasy and interesting. And then when
you're I mean, when you're seeingthe whole time. Also that like,

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yeah, doesn't affect you because youdon't know how drunk you are. And
yeah, so then you know,uh, we shut the restaurant down basically,
and then um got in the carand I'm slurring and I'm nice.
So my wife was like fun,she was. You could tell she was
laughing at me. Right, I'mlike, you were the worst drunk that

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I know, Like, who areyou to criticize me? You know?
She was just having fun because you'reall wasted. Yeah, and it's a
rare thing. Yeah. Anyway,we were facetiming Djson Martinez of course because
like he drunk, Yeah I was. Yeah, so it was embarrassing.
I had to, like embarrassing.I had said an apology because we're adults,

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you know what I mean? JustI don't know. It was what
do you expect kids to do?That? No? Well, did you
say or do anything that was mortifying? I don't. I don't think you
knock anything okay, not a fine, No, you blurt something out that
you shouldn't have Yeah, I said, fine, said, apologies one for
getting so twisted. I hear Iwas obnoxious and annoying. Okay, were

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you? I don't think so.But like what my wife's finds obnoxious and
annoying. Who knows that changes bythe minute what she considers obnoxious and annoying.
Okay, fair, you know,depending on what mood she's in or
what she's willing to deal with.You know. Sure, So God,
that sucked, but nothing, No, you're I believe me. I've been

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in this situation a billion times.Yeah, you're way harder on yourself than
the people around you because the peoplearound you are also drinking, so they're
not like retaining a lot of stuffthat and said, There's been times where
I, you know, I putmy hotel room number in my phone so
I don't forget it, and thenone I'm even on that floor, I
can't find it. I'm just butwhere is? But what do I guarantee?

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You're way harder on yourself than Ohthat's in all areas. But yeah,
but you didn't fall down. Andthat's the thing I really kind of
pride myself on if I have beenhaving drinks, like I'm not that guy
like, I'm not the guy who'sloud, obnoxious, annoying. You were
doing the d u i q gropiefighting or none of that's yeah, falling.

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Just my video lives forever. That'sembarrassing. But we got of the
questions. Right, that is true. But but nothing's worse than sweat was
pouring off of it than an angrydrunk. And if you're not, yeah,
you're good. Yeah, I meanI paid for dinner. I am

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paid for the car service to driveus to and from dinner so nobody would
have to drive. We could alltie one on everybody. It's okay,
nobody needs to be apologized to.Yeah, you know it was. You
know. I did my part tomake it a good evening. Yeah,
you know. Well there's just nothingto be upset about. I know now
because then now I'm thinking about itmore. Oh okay, I think it's
an apology for the apology. Right, I'm sorry. I gotta go back

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to my life. I just don'tdrink. No, yeah, god,
that's no fun. So you hada good time, you drank, nothing
happened, now drink. I hada great time until I got home and
my wife was like, um,what was that. All right, Well,
don't give up drinking, give upyour wife. It's called having fun.
We'll do it. Join it,yeah, all right, join it.

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We do have some of the drunkDot voicement. That's what I should
have left. Okay, all right, that would have been funny. I
didn't even think about it. It'smy own show. Forgot forgot about something
you do on eight seven, sevenforty four. What if you're calling in,
we'll see what you left in thedrunk dot voicemails. I was planning
to get to there, but thenI realized that I had my story I
wanted to share. Well, yeah, there was no there's no reason to

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be apologetic or embarrassed. Okay,Greg, you know how you felt after
we had that audio of you outsideof our party. There's no wrapping.
Yeah, like and like you explainlike your sense of embarrassment. Right,
but okay, now, if thatwas keeping keep in mind, I wouldn't

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even have been on the street forthat video had you would he not carried
me up the stairs he was functionYeah, but I'm saying, like when
Greg describes that level of embarrassment andmortified, that's how I felt. Right,
we should have had you sing asong the line I that would that
wouldn't would have been way better.That would have been great. When I

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was a kid in the eighties,they gassed all the kids, gassed all
the kids. I never got gassedas a kid. Times. I think
that's another piece of the menace buzzle. All right, welcome back, drunk
dial voicemail time. Now there isa number, does he sign, just

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a drunk voicemail if you want tokeep that your phone. Nine oh nine
drunk VM is the number. That'snine O nine drunk VM. But it's
just as easy to get to.That's what I call number that you would
call any time that you want tobe part of the show, which is
eight seven seven forty four. That'seight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can leave an after hours voicemail, or you'll say hey for the drunk

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dill voicemail, press two or threewhatever it is, and then leave your
message there. But it's just easieras far as remembering the number goes,
because sometimes, and we've heard ita number of times in the moment.
In the moment, it's a reallyhard thing to remember. Sometimes your name
is very difficult to remember. Yeah, we've made it as simple as an
eight seven seven. Let's see whatyou left for. It's on the drunk

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dial voicemail. All right, drunkdil voicemails. Here we go. Oh
yeah, baby, yep baby drunkKyle boys up? Hey Greg, Greg,

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Greg? Why man? Greg?I sent you a thing and you
will not believe it. Rust me, rust me, roust me. Baby.
Everybody loved ya, everybody. Okay, Yeah, so he's not a
really good time all right, Yeah, so he wants to be roasted by

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Greg. Okay, I need alittle bit more info, need some contact,
Yeah, roast random guy? Allright? Eight seven. I have
this sad drunk empathy for my fridge. This one's been with me for like
eighteen years. It's kept so manygood things cold frozen. But it died

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this morning and it's time to replaceit. I'm so sorry for all the
landfills out there. Bye bye.Yeah, so many things. Had a
couple of drinks, and now she'shad some really weird drunk empathy for her
fridge. It worked so hard.Sometimes it's hard to let go of that
fridge. Nine o nine drunk VMdrunk dol voicemail message. I just want

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to let you know that I toldmy girlfriend one night that I really wanted
to give her the P word.It's such a text message, came out
wrong. Thing. I told herhow much I wanted to give her the
least the linus y bye all right, yea autocorrect on those types of words

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sometimes doesn't text to be a littletricky, very annoying. We give you
the penis and it comes out theleanist. Maybe it's the Lena's penis just
eight seven. See are you listeningto old interviews? You had Joe Koy
on and Sammy sounded pretty hot forhim. Sammy, you ever hit that?

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Let us know? Why not geton it? That's a that's a
question I've actually heard before. Yeah, do you think that Sammy and Joe
ever had a thing, because shedefinitely has it for Joe ko I think
so. I don't think she ownsa piece of clothing that doesn't say Joe

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koit or it's either Joe koy stuffor a Christmas sweater. Yeah, Patriots
is the only two things. Yeah. Have you and Joe ever been a
thing, even for like a littleone night thing? No? Never,
nope, never never tell Yeah right, yeah, exactly, you could tell
the straight up truth, and theywon't believe it anyway. It is the

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straight up truth. The first timeI've heard that question. So, oh,
I get it. I accused peoplethink they know Joe loving Sammy more
than us. Oh well, whywouldn't look at us? Eight seven seven
forty four Wood, Hey, what'sup you guys. I just want to
say I love you Food Sea Bass, Greg Glory my number one. Sorry,

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I said the airport wine m beerdon't mix. And I want to
say, Greg, you need towatch that new Liam Neeson movie. I
saw it on a sorry on aplane, really really good. I love
you guys, Greg Sea Bass numberone, very impressive. That's a big

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ye. That was good. Allright, that was really good. Any
movie is good on a plane goodeight seven seven. So it's just me
here with my lesbians, great Maria. I'm drinking nice and I've never kissed

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another girl, and allegians have ahot tub and we're headed out to the
hot tub. We'll let you knowwhat happens up, let us know how
the night went. Greg really needsto know. Oh my god, she's
never kissed a girl. They're drinkingand there's a hot tub. Yeah.
Seven seven a minute, I justdid the drunk The ministry said, nice,

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I'm at a karaoke bar singing karaoke, and that ministry said I'm gonna
go sing so yeah. Also,Sea Bath is Raby's Friday friend, you
guys. You know all right?There you go. You know what I
could tell us with the authority thathe made a statement that's probably true that

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Raby's Friday friend is hashtag fats righteight seven forty four drunk dial voicemail.
I I is still still just asdrunk as the first time in ministry seven.
So power ranking, Yeah, powerranking, I think is what I

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was gonna do. So rabies,Yeah, because we just get each We
just vibe, you know, Iget it. Um So Raby number one
and then third ministers mean spirit animals, Bro, I love you? Oh
and Greg? I can't believe Iforgot about Greg. What are your flat

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you? Bro? I love you? Can we bean best friends? Yes?
That's about it. But don't tellmy parents because they're Mormon. Oh
okay, right from the folks.We don't have to be friends. You
sound like an annoying bitch anyway,So great, I was still ing sweet

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and funny, yeah and funny you'reperfect for raby. We both are.
Well, there's your drunk voicemails,everybody voice, I love them, nine
on nine drunk VM. Put thatnumber in your phone so you don't even
have to try to remember. Nowyou might have to try to remember that
you have it in your phone.Yeah, right, and to call right.

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We had a guy one time.He had a list of stuff to
do. He put an X onhis hand. This guy we used to
work with. He put an Xon his hand to remind himself that he
had a list of things he hadto do in his pocket. Right,
So the X was to remind himof the list in the pocket of the
things that he had to do.It a fullproof plan. Wait, why
the X. That's what it takes. That's what all right? More what
he shows next? Hang on,will be right back, And it's another

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new hour of the sensitivity training fora politically correct world. That is great.
Gory minutes is here, there's asea bat, We've got Sammy board
is here, our line is here, Morgan is here, and we are
taking your calls at eight seven sevenforty four eight seven seven forty four.

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Hit us up with a text overto two to nine eight seven coupled up
for you this hour. I havethat list that I've been mentioning. This
is a list that someone came upwith things that people like to pretend that
nobody does. Like nobody who woulddo that? Curious about that. But
I'm looking at this list and I'mthinking, I think there's more people to

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do these things than they want toadmit. Excellent. We're gonna text test
your Okay, We're gonna test yourhonesty. See how honest you can be.
You know, I am a pillarof honesty. Oh yeah, absolutely.
When I think of who's just gonnagive me a straight answer, I
think of you. I think asea bass. Yeah, we should be
number one, a number one eight. Yeah, we got some stuff here.

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Oh really, oh really yeah really. Well this is gonna come as
no surprise to anybody, but hoteljacuzzies are gross. There was a whole
They did a whole, big writeup on it to try to explain to
people why they're so gross. Amicrobiologist was part of this whole thing,

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and uh, this is why jacuziesat hotels are disgusting, because there's definitely
poop in there. They say alittle fun facts from the article, the
average person has around one hundred milligramsof poop just hanging out between their butt
cheeks at any given time. Butwashing, toilet and shower are good things,
and that's only around a fiftieth ofa teaspoon. But if fifty people

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have used your hotel JACUZI that day, do the math right, And it's
not just getting on your skin.You could swallow some without knowing even breathe
it in. Also, viruses,funguses, bacteria love hot tubs. People
are just if there's kids in thereabout it. Way more people in general
just gross. I mean, what'sthe chance of these disgusting people who are

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discussing already showering off before they getin the hot tub? You used to
see that, like public pools,please shower off before getting in the pool.
Nobody did that. No, nobodydid that. And ready the article
does mention hotels just don't clean themenough, okayro In general, the water
and hot tubs is only supposed tobe changed out once every three months,
and a lot of hotels don't useenough chemicals to keep them clean. And

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even if they did, the chemicalsthemselves are bad for you because they you
know, they killed germs. They'realso toxic, so you're supposed to limit
yourself to a fifteen minute dip.Fifteen minutes. Yeah, skin irritation,
stingy eyes. And speaking of theirritated eyes, that's usually caused, you
know, the chemical created when chlorinemixes with pea and other bodily fluids.

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It smells a little like bleach.So if the hotel you know pool jacuzzi
has a strong bleach smell doesn't necessarilymean it's clean. It just might be
extra gross. But hey, thisjust in hotel jaccuzzies are gross, really
And if Greg you said thinking aboutall the sexual acts oh that has happened,

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yeah, you and the pooping inthe shower thing, which I still
don't necessarily believe that you do.I'm not saying like you haven't had an
action like Raby, I don't knowwhy you don't believe then I'm like,
I'm like, I'm saying, likea fully formed turf, not not something
liquidy or whatever. And for folkswho are new to this, this is
not like a standard hote like ayou know, a tub with a plug

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in it. Right, is anopen, you know, big glass door,
very fancy shower that has just thatcentered drain that dely removable. So
when you go number two, youremove the drain cover. Drains always off.
Now it's permanently off because he's notwaffle stomping all the hair, and
the ray wasn't there. I thinkI catch the hair. Yeah, so
you see basks just a man ofefficiency that he poops the shower. Sure,

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but um yeah, I'm sure thebuilding loves it. Here's the clip.
This is from that show Superstore.Oh yeah, and they were pooping
in the shower. Came up Braybeyou remember this? Yeah? Okay,
um, how about what is themost embarrassing way you've ever injured yourself?

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I slipped in the shower once becauseI slipped on my own poop. Why
I just duced in the shower.Okay, right, when you guys are
in the shower and you have togo, you just hold it. Yes,
yeah, sure, so you don'tpoop in the shower every morning and
stamp it down the drain with yourfeet. Okay, whatever, screw you

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snowflakes. Yeah, like this isso how easy is it to be a
sitcom actor? You just you don'teven have to like really try to do
a good job at reading your lineswould be really hard. That's a nice
but level. Yeah, there's nostop like that. Why do you bring
me into it? Because he tookthe cover off, so the little dream

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cover off. Thank you, Thankgod. We spent some money on this,
you guys. According to a recentsurvey, fifty percent of people say
they would eat vegetables more than theydo now if they tasted better. Why
did they contact me for that survey? Why would you even have to ask

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the question? I mean, they'reso good if you put salt on cheese.
Most people admit to getting one ortwo cups a day, less than
the amount that you're supposed to have. Oh what, that's less than a
ton to cups? Have I have? I think like a cup of day

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a couple of days. He's liketrying too, Yeah, but I'm I'm
not eating a lot at all.Kind of sociable as we're talking about like
zucchini, broccoli and a mommy youknow things like that right this, yeah,
and moment that's technically a bean,but technically a bean. Credit for
that. A call flower? Ilove call flower. Yeah, spinach,
I mean, leave me some spinach. I had tomato sauce in my spaghetti

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last night. Wow. Basically healthfood. Yeah yeah, so this just
in, veggies should taste better andif they did, people would eat more
of them. Pretty good. Yeah, I got an oh really from the
American Academy of Pediatrics. They justreleased some new research that shows that the
majority of kids between the ages oftwo and five are getting too much screen

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time. Yeah, that's right.Too much for the TV, the tablets,
to video games. Kids two tofive spend about twenty five percent of
their entire day in front of ascreen, and that leads to obesity and
inactivity. This just in, Yeah, so experts recommend parents reducing the time

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your kids spend in front of ascreen. Also try to on screen time
with some outdoor activities like playing andwalking. Is the tablet like a miracle
device for your parents? Because Isee more and more. Well, look,
if you're if you're trying to havea nice dinner and you got a
little kid, and it's tough touh, you know, they just don't

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have the ability to be reasoned with. They're nice and quiet with, you
know. But yeah, like ifyou're just if you're just looking to enjoy
and you know what, quite frankly, anybody without kids who just wants to
have a night you should be infavor of parents letting their kids have the
tablets and the phones. I'm notat the table some people do. They're
like, huh, you can't evensit there without being on your phones or
tablets. What are you teaching yourkids? It's called being a family.
I just want to have a nicemeal, and I judge when they're all

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on tablets and phones. Yeah,like that time I saw Grandma, mom,
uncle, Every single person in thisfamily, all the way down to
Todler have their own. What isthe point of going out to dinner?
Dude, but we're hungry. Arethey being quiet? Ye? Sure that.
I don't care what people are doing, as long as quiet not being

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obnoxious. The worst is, youknow the parents who would just st are
oblivious to their kids and they havethe fork or the spoon or whatever and
banging it on the plate, andparents think it's so adorable when they stop
it, stand up. When akid turns around, pulls the beanie off
here, right, he's just high. Yeah. I don't care about your

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kid. But I'm lucky man,because both of my kids they would rather
be outside playing with the other kidsin the neighborhood than sitting inside on video
game. Like, we have tosay no, it's time to come inside.
After a while, it's like pitchblack outside, no time to come
in. So my wife's like withthe outside, like, yeah, that's
better than sitting in here. Whatare they gonna do in here? That's

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fantastic. They're gonna be on PlayStationor on the tablet watching stupid YouTube videos.
Right, your wife, who's aroundthem all day, wants to be
around them more. Um, Imean not all day they're at school.
She knows what love is. Yeah, but don't you think it's time for
them to come inside. I'm like, why they're not bothering anybody? Yeah,
I'm gonna get dark. That wasalways the rivity. Here. I'll

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give you one more from the ohreally file breath taking survey. Here,
you guys. According to a newstudy from the researchers at Texas Women's University,
looking in the mirror as a fatperson encourages overweight people to try to
make healthy changes. Yeah. Letme say, because you've seen yourself and

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you don't like the way that youlook, yea, and the sinking feeling
of seeing love handles and other unflatteringbulges motivates people to change they're eating and
exercise habits. They also said thatlooking at your reflection actually reduces anxiety and
bodies satisfaction, what while improving self. Not in my house or in my

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experience, I might have been areally ten years ago, but judging by
the way people dressed these days,I don't know if I believe that.
I know they look like you lookedat the mirror before you went out with
your crop top and you said you'reseventy five pounds over away sidebar. One
of the times that I lost seventypounds was initiated by being out of town,
staying at a fancy hotel that wasall glass and mirrors, And before

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I went and got in the shower, I'm like, because nobody wants to
poop after you get out of theshower, right, So I'm like,
yeah, I should probably poop now, yeah, or unless you're see bass
poop in the shower of nights AndI'm like, oh, I'm gonna poop
now before I get in the shower. So of course it's turned the water
on to get a warm bragging.Then I sat down to take a dump,
right for twenty minutes. Yeah,well it's not that long, maybe
like five minutes. Anyway, asI'm sitting there, everything's glass and mirrors,

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I caught a glimpse of myself andgrossed myself out. I was so
disgusted that I immediately after I leftand got home from that trip, I
joined a Jim bought thousands of dollarsof personal training, and over the course
of this was like in February.So from February to June, I lost
sixty pounds. Wow, he wascommitted. I went, I was.
I was at twice a day.Yeah, I was at twice. I

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was doing the waits and an houran hour of waits, hour of cardio
every day, and eating like I'veever seen a guy eat so much chicken
and vegetables. Yeah, lost aton of way, but that was all
because I grossed myself out, likejob of the hut, sitting on the
toy taking a crap. I know, but it could have been better.
I realized that there's it's not evergonna be great, but like it could

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have been a lot better. Yeah, it was just it was just like,
seriously, just a pile of fleshpile on top of the of the
toy, just picturing on it.That compared to the Tom Brady underwear photo
he just took. Reason, itwas very similar. He's sitting but he
got his package covered. Yeah,it probably looks about you know the same.
Yeah, there you go. Lookingin the mirror causes you to maybe

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address your diet, exercise when you'reFatcome backheads, here's this list. I
just thought it was funny, andit was all on the umbrella of things

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that we all do in secret,pretending that nobody else does it right,
Like, who are you fooling?I'd say we the majority of things we
all do y, yeah, butmaybe don't want to admit it, which
is where we're testing your honesty.Like number one in the list was making
snap judgments about people based on theirappearance. Totally do that and I recommend

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it for people. Yeah, andI want to I really love to speak
to somebody who says claims that theydon't. Yeah, get at everybody does.
Please, of course they do.And whatever you do, there's always
somebody that will reply, like ifit's on social media or whatever, and
they will take issue with you andtake you to task. But I'm like,
wait, wait a minute, you'rejudging me based on So you're judgmental

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because you're just judging me in myopinion on this guy and the fact that
he's got you know, I'll dude, E gauged. Where where are we?
Greg? That was at a ballthe ball k This woman had the
I mean even these were like hulahoo. They were humongous cages. Ear

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lobes looked infected almost they were sobig. Yeah, so gross. And
then she had the bar through thenose. Yeah, and I thought,
I don't think she'll be the CEOof a bank. And so Greg nudged
me, and I'm like, ohgod, so yeah. Making snap judgments
about people based on their parents,I do rave of course Greg, Yeah,
everyone does. People ask me,how do you how do you find

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all these characters you talk to?I look at them right and make snap
judgments. Yes, and it works. Having full conversations with your pet guilty,
Yeah, duh, full conversations.Yeah, like we to them.
We talked to them. Sure,what are you doing? What's up?
Yeah, like you know, yeah, that's a conversation all right, Yeah
a little baby, Yeah, ofcourse they do. Yeah, best has

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many pets, Yeah, that's stupid. I was trying to get Crosby to
understand the other day with a head. Sweetie, you just cannot be on
my lap right now because I can'tget through this Hogwarts legacy questions. So
I need you off my lap becauseI need to be more focused. Please
understand. Look, cat, yeah, you gotta watch out for those cats.

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They're not gonna get fed in thatgame. Are you a little baby
dog? You my buddy? Youhave that conversation right, I do.
I'll tell Kelly the story about whenI picked her up. All right,
Remember when I got you, youknow, just bench bade you sleepy.
I asked them how their day isgoing? You had an exciting day?
Huh? Are you being good?Yeah? What's new next? Saving dead

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batteries or electronics? Pretending that you'regoing to dispose of them properly and then
just getting to the point where yousay effort and just throw it in the
trash. Oh yeah, guilty,Oh totally. I throw batteries right in
the garbage recycling band. I throwa full on electronics and do them and
the recycling ban. Yeah, youguys figured it out. I do that.
Never never got a ticket for it. I'm at least going to send

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it to the landfill. What's gonnaend up anyway? Old can opener?
And if you're at the beach,throw the ocean. Yeah yeah. And
I have I have had this situationwhere I had full intentions of like,
I have some cleaning out of thestorage air to do, and I find
some old electronics or whatever, andI'll put them aside, going I'm gonna
bring this to an electronic recycling place, and then after about a month of

(31:17):
not doing it, I go getis out of here. I'm tired of
looking at you. Put them rightin the garbage. I'm not even sure
what to do with batteries. Idon't Yeah, where are you supposed to
bring those bag and throw it on? Somebody's a couple of double as in
your remote or you're you know you'recontrolling trash. Put them right in the
garbage. What do you know howyou won't watch a show based on the
name, Yeah, like, oh, that's just the dumb. I hate
the term E waste. Bring youre waste. I'm like, yeah,

(31:41):
I'll throw in the garbage thing.I think if you go there like a
best Buy, you see that littlebins they have. Okay, I believe
that's what you're supposed to be doing. And what are they doing with them?
Set them on fire? Yeah?Where does the e waste place bring
those? What are they do?And they like they separate the metal things
from the plastic things to whatever thingdon't it's going in the downs. They
just want you to get to BestBuy. Recycling hanging at this point is

(32:06):
just to make people feel better.Really, if you look at the big
picture, there are certain things thatget recycled, like a little board,
little plastic, right is plastics getsrecycled? Oh, aluminum, okay,
plastic forget it? Everywhere? Tiresinto stuff. Your pizza boxes aren't You're

(32:29):
not supposed to put those in recycling? Uh. These are things on a
list of things that people pretend thatlikes to pretend that nobody does. But
we all, I'm arguing, weall do them. Looking up words that
people use because we don't know whatthey mean, even though we pretend to
understand when they are mentioned all thetime. Yeah, I don't. Necessarily.

(32:49):
What I look up is um communicationsfrom my like text from my niece
and nephew. They'll respond with initialsand I'm like, what does that mean?
Yeah, Um, I have donethat, Like where I hear if
I'm watching something on TV and Igo, I don't know what the hell
that is. I'll look it upreal quickly. It's like anything else menace

(33:13):
opening a card and pretending not tobe looking for cash or a gift card
to fall out. I don't evenpretend. Oh, I'm surprised. I
wasn't even thinking about that. Ofcourse, it's a birthday card or a
Christmas card from your parents or somethinglike that. Greg, How many do
I don't even pretend? How manytimes? Yeah? Have I opened a
card in front of you, Greg, without even looking at four hundred opens?

(33:37):
It opens up nothing And if there'ssomething inside, then I read it?
Right? That nice enough to sendsomething. Here's a text says you
can put your batteries in the ziplocbag and leave them on top of your
trash cans. When you take yourtrash out, the garbage man will take
them to be properly recycled. Yeah. My garbage man will take the bin,

(33:58):
it'll dump into the truck. Trashwill flow onto the street and they
go and drive away. Yeah,will not. I'm sure Greg does this
panic cleaning before guests come over andthen apologizing for the mess. Yes,
agreed, panic, No, hisstate is always just ready. But when
you walk in someplace and it's likenot even filthy or like, you know,

(34:22):
clutter, I'm really sorry, I'mcome my kind of, I'm really
sorry about the mess. That's almostlike, you know, the people that
want to pretend that they're not pretty, you know, and they're just looking
for that kind Oh no, yourplace looks great. Did you put any
makeup on today? Right? Yeah? No, but I still appear,
but I honestly feel that it's stillmessy. No filter, yeah, because

(34:43):
you're panic cleaning, and then youknow you didn't get to everything, so
you're like sorry, yeah, readingmessages from the notification bar and then pretending
you didn't see the message until muchlater, yes, or watching the call
come through and then later saying sorry, mister call. Yes, of course
everybody's done that. I have.Uh, everybody was just telling me that

(35:05):
he tries to get as much ofthe message that he can just from the
notification totally, but then he won'teven open it because of them to see
that you read it. But Isaid, you can turn off that,
you know red, right, Andthen it gives the time that it was
red. I don't know why anybodyhas that on I would never have.
That just puts more pressure on you, Like I promise I'm not trying to
ignore you, maybe in the momentbecause I'm in the middle of something else,

(35:27):
but I like I will get backto you. But those people,
like if you don't hit them upright away, they text you again.
Yeah, and then they try calling. Yeah, yeah, respond. Yeah.
When you go into an aisle ata store and you see someone in
front of the object you're looking for, but you pretend that you're getting something
else, all while hovering near them, waiting for them to leave that area

(35:50):
so you can get it. No, I haven't. I'll just say excuse
me, and then I'll take I'mto stand there. Yeah, there's a
there's the thing about menace in theoffice. Like if like two people are
in Let's say he goes to seesomebody and two people are clearly in the
meeting or having a conversation, thedoors closed, he will hover right outside.
Yeah, and so like you're knownas the hoverer. Oh no,

(36:13):
I like not fully aware. Like, so I'll hear conversations all the time,
like Ahso Menace came to see meother day. Dude. So I
was in a meeting and he wasjust out there circling. Yeah, I
don't see them. They're not they'renot gonna be in the office. Yeah,
he may. I won't see himfor another four days, I know.
But it's not like, you know, you don't want to give me
like the hey, call me whenyou get a second. You're not gonna
call me either. Yeah. Iknow exactly what you're talking about too.

(36:36):
I can think of three people.Yeah, three people are like yeah,
and it just makes it uncomfortable becauseyou're in the middle of this conversation.
You feel like, you know,he's not gonna go away. I won't
go Yeah, I heard, becauseI gotta get stuff done. Other shows
get like deals and stuff because ofminutes. Unfortunately. Yeah, the hoverer,
you know, huh. Smelling ourown body odor is on the list.

(36:57):
Of course. I used to beobsessed about that here because I always
thought Ravo would think I stink.And then farting in public is the last
thing on the list. If noone's around, Oh yeah, I do
it all the time. I wouldn'tfart in a crowd. Well, I
mean, I would after I've alreadytest fired. I've told you about that.
My strategy is, like I will, let's say, like right now,
I was cammeling a fart, yea, I will, And I haven't

(37:20):
farted in here or that I canremember today, but I would go out
in the hall or somewhere, youknow, where people aren't around, and
I would cut one and I'll seeif it stinks if I'm if I'm just
cutting straight air biscuits that don't stink, then I'll feel more comfortable like letting
them loose, and I'll have likea little test one in here, and
then after that we're in the clear. Yeah, but like if it stinks

(37:40):
out there, I will cammel them. I think, at least to do
it in the elevator when you're alone. Oh my god, but I got
stuck in that situation just the otherday. I was leaving the station and
the doors open up, and whoeverwas in their last had just, oh
my god, like they're a holeand fell out. You could have been

(38:04):
looking around to see if there wasa pile and the yellow stunk so bad,
then the next person who sees youthink say, right you so anyway,
the h the elevator doors closed,it goes down one floor, It
doesn't even get to the lobby,goes down one floor to where we have
more co workers, and it opensup and they're walking into me and a
cloud of ass. Oh great,the cops are here. Okay, sit

(38:27):
tight for a few The Woody Showwill be right back as soon as the
heat dies down. Okay, comeout, guys, fucking get down.
Here's your boy and does it well? Obviously I'm doing the Woody Show shot
out. So y'all need to hadyour woodies, had your Rady, had
your Greg, and had you madeit because they kill you around here so
you can run a tail bets.Oh boy, oh boy. Yeah.

(38:51):
It seems like there's been a lotof stories in the news about people stealing
dildos, and we haven't start aboutthe guy still like a free foot one
right gets bage. Yeah, theydid bust him. And now there's this
one from Australia. This guy wascaught on camera stealing a dildo from an
adult store. According to the report, it was a quote very big phallic

(39:13):
toy you know. Says he pickedup a box. He looked at the
price tag one hundred and forty twodollars inflation is clearly hitting the dildo market.
Well yeah, let's say those bigdildos are big money. And uh
he put it down, but thenhe grabbed the display version that was sitting
out, stuff that into his pocket, then walked out. The police have
the video. They're asking, Hey, is anybody recognize this guy? The

(39:36):
owner says, hygienic wise, stealinga tester wouldn't be my first choice.
That was a tester, That's whatI said. They took the display version
so you can kind of see itand feel it whatever, right, Yeah,
but like why would you you coulddisaffect that? Aren't you supposed to
put? Yeah, dishwashers say,well, that was a big story line

(40:02):
on Broad City. Is like theywere dating this one dude who enjoyed pegging
and she put his favorite device inthe dishwasher and it warped. He was
so very upset. So I thinkthat was seth Rogan. Is there anything
to know what's the latest and greatestin the in the adult toy sorry world

(40:23):
menace used to have. I usedto all this knowledge about what was the
one the woman the Womanizer, butI think they changed the name just recently
and then the hud Tachi Magic wandhas been like one of the leaders in
the law table. Yeah. Youknow what I'm seeing a lot of these
days is the little it looks likea rose, but it's a vibrator,
Yeah, a silicone you know rose. You know bud or not bud,

(40:45):
but you know flower? Right?You jammed down? Haven't seen you jam
that? The reason I knew itwas sex podcast because I'm friends with Emily,
but i haven't seen it in awhile, so I'm not up to
date on everything. I ever sentyou a crate of those? Yeah,
latest there there was that one thingwas there was the necklace where it looked

(41:06):
like a legit like it kind oflooked like a pen you'd wear when you
wear around your neck. Yeah,okay, yeah, I believe that's on
the goop? Yeah already. Weren'tyou subscribed like one of those like they
send you a different box of stuffevery month of the Yeah, you like
like like a box of nerd stuff, something like limit edition stuff in there.

(41:27):
Can you get subscriber dildo box?That's what I mean. I subscriber
dildo box to look into that.Yeah, woman, I's are still big.
Someone says they work for Hustler.Still very heck, yeah, what
about the thing that's shaped like ahorseshoe where it has like the one part
for the you know, yeah yeah, and then uh what are those called
those? It's the number one rankedby Cosmo this year that the little Horse.

(41:52):
One of the brands is skin ask y N Yeah and yeah it's
like a little uh yeah. Sothe bottom part like goes in there and
then the top part just kind ofsits on top, so you know,
not everything covered. But that wasthe that was the innovation of the rabbit
back in the day, was theyeah, yeah, but this one's not
as big and intimidating. Yeah.For as much as like people like Ravy

(42:13):
are like, oh I need eightinches, all of these vibrators that are
best sellers are not smaller, they'renot huge. Yeah. That's because those
women are being realistic maybe think shewants something super huge. But right,
but then we had that guess thesize dildo? What a fail? All
right? Eight seven seven forty four? What he hit us up of the
text over to two to nine eightseven The Woody Show. I'm about to

(42:38):
get kicked in the nuts. Thisis the Woody Show. And we are
into another new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world here on this
Monday morning. Yay, we arethe Woody Show. I'm Woody, Dennis
Raving. By Friday, we'll haveall they worked out. Yeah, there's

(43:01):
Greg Gory, Menace is here.What is up, Woody? I got
a story involving a Wiener here.Cool? Yeah, nice, We've got
Sea Mass, got Sammy. Hey, there's Bourton, Caroline. We've got
Morgan on the phones. You callthem in eight seven seven forty four,
Woody, that's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. That's eight seven seven

(43:21):
forty four Woody text out to twotwo nine eight seven. Yeah. So
we have a new thing that we'regonna try out this hour. It's called
agree or disagree, all right,and so this is gonna be a statement
or this is MENACE's idea. Yes, So it's like a statement where the
voice has been changed and then wehave to see if we agree or disagree
with whatever the point or the statementis, and then we find out afterwards

(43:45):
who said it. So there's nobias, were exactly move on to bias?
Right, No, So we're gonnatry that. That'll be a coming
up later on in the hour.All right, menace, here's the uh
the Wiener cool related story. Ihave a Wiener story too, And again
this is an the story about aguy sending a woman an unsolicited dpic.
No, yeah, it's a pokerpro. Melissa Shubert, she received an

(44:10):
unsolicited dpick from a guy who callshimself Coke can Greg is that it was
from the ground up, so yousaw everything, the whole package, and
so, being the proud owner ofthe DM that was just sent to her,

(44:31):
she opted to post it on herTwitter feed with his name attached.
Wow and where he's asking her ifshe wanted to receive the message in the
DM screenshot with the caption thanks,I hate it. Oh, coke can
Greg not pleased. So first heasked her to delete the tweet because he

(44:51):
was drunk and it was a privatemessage, especially for her. Oh she
refused. She scolds him for hisu contribution to her Yeah dms and she
blocked him. Okay, So thenCoke can Greg then reaches out to her
employer, a casino poker room,through a direct message, claiming that she

(45:13):
was abusing and harassing him and sayingthat they should be aware of the caliber
of person they were employing. You'rethe leader, big guy. Yes,
you sent an unsolicited dpic. Ifhis nickname is cocae to form and it's
real, why do you care?Let it tweet it to the world.

(45:35):
Now. The poker chick had alreadygiven her HR department the story of what
was happening, and so the employerthen sent Cocan Greg a screenshot of his
dog that he had sent to her, asking is this the flirty DM in
question? I love that. That'sfunny. They promised a full investigation in

(45:57):
the matter, looking right into it, and suggested the police and the court
system will be better equipped to handlethe situation. And then Cocaine Greg suggested
that police involvement shouldn't be necessary,okay, and he was hoping for the
company's HR department that they would disciplineher, and that this would have discipline
her. He made it a biggerstory and so you know what they did

(46:17):
as opposed to caving or whatever theysaid. I assure you this will never
be forgotten ever. Thanks again,Greg, And then and that was it.
I mean, I do agree withhim. Don't get the cops and
the courts involved. Just and justgo your own separate way. And then
at that point his social media pagesall got marked to private and yeah,

(46:39):
all right, Barstool Sports had awhole thing. They had the entire conversation.
Dude's so funny. I like thatso funny. I have a Wiener
story. Sure. Yeah. It'slike online class and it's like, has
like three D modeling and stuff inmy golf pencilman, and my teacher was

(47:02):
like taking this three D model andthen elongating something. And then he elongates
it and he goes, oh,um, sorry about that, because it
looked exactly like a Wiener. Immediatelyhe goes, oh yeah, and he's
like trying to like shifted in acertain way and is kept on looking like
a bigger and bigger Wiener. Thewhole class star laughing. That reminds me,

(47:25):
I have a Wiener story, youknow, Greg. You know when
you're surfing online or whatever and yousee these things like a collection of old
fashioned photographs that you never saw fromthis light before. It'll show you like
the Pyramids but from a distance,or the building of the Empire, State
building or whatever as they constructed it. One of them, Um that I

(47:45):
just clicked on it was the backsideof Mount Rushmore. Everybody's seen the front
of it. Yeah, oh mygod. The rock formation on the looks
exactly. Oh way, I'm lookingthat up. I couldn't of course this
fake. Wow, it's rocks permanently. Yeah, it has a priapism.

(48:10):
It should go see a doctor.It's been four million years it's been rock
hard. So wow, what woulduh? What would your name? Greg?
That's a good question. I'll behigh lighter cap woody button on a
fur coat? Would not coatcaring?Greg? Maybe um red bull? Can
Greg? Oh? Still good?I mean? Or or well yeah,

(48:35):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, well I was gonna say, what
buzz ball? Greg? What didyou? What was yours? High lighter
cap? High lighter cap on?Our friend Tony used to say, like,
dude, I can't ever make funof anybody. He goes I got
a button on a fur coat becauseI wasn't understanding it first, but because
think about it all his pubes,it's the fur coat and then it's a

(48:57):
little button. Have you eventually goneit? I eventually got. Yeah.
There's a story this girl stabbed herboyfriend because he peed in their bed after
they had gone out drinking. Theboyfriend stabbed at his torso had a punctured
lung. She admitted that she wasupset that the boyfriend had peed on himself
and ripped him off the bed.Oh, she ripped him off the bed.

(49:17):
Okay, got it. And soshe also said that her boyfriend started
choking her during the fight. Well, yeah, you're stabbing him, yeah
right, And then she said shedefended herself by stabbing him, but the
boyfriend says it was the other wayaround. She was mad about the peeing
in the bed, and so shegoes to stab him. At that point,
he's defending himself. Well yeah,uh, but she's being charged with

(49:42):
second degree attempted murder. I knowsomebody who's ex husband. Every time they
would get drunk, he would wetthe bed like a child every time.
I don't get how. I don'tget. I mean, thank god,
I don't. I don't. Idon't get how you do that. I
don't understand how he's an adult,you are a bedwetterer. I don't understand
how people accidentally pee themselves, likejust in general, like when they go,

(50:06):
oh it's laughing so hard. Oh, I get that they do.
Yeah, I understand as a asa term, you know, like something
you know and people like when peoplego I almost drove off the road I
was laughing at night or I hadto pull over. I was laughing.
No you didn't, but I thoughtit was just something people said. No,
I've laughed in so hard in herethat I've felt stuff and I had

(50:27):
to run to the bath. Iknow, did you actually pee your pant?
Tiny driplets? Absolutely? Himplets?Yeah, drip, Greg, What
do you like a legal child?I'm a legal child toddler, yes,
dude, like I'm menaced as theback of Mount Rushmore. Not look like
it looks like a wiener. Ido you think they make poise pads?
You've seen whoop be Goldberg. Yeah, well but they're old them. Yeah,

(50:51):
those are really old people. We'reold people. No, not like
that. I'm waiting for the timewhere they get people talk about that.
Oh. I started having to getup like four times a night to go
pee. Like I've had to peebecause I drink a lot of like soda
and tea and everything. I meanthroughout the day, I'm always drinking something
and um, like I've woken upbecause I've had to pee so bad.
But I've been so comfortable. Totally, I'll be halfway in pain and I

(51:15):
will like force myself to go backto sleep. Absolutely, I still don't
pea, absolutely can't do it.Yeah, I'm going through the opposite.
I wonder if it's worrisome, LikeI'm peeing a lot less, I'm old
drinking? Are you drinking less?Uh? No? Like at work,
I'm drinking coffee and water all thetime and yeah, barely going to the
bathroom. Is that throughout the daythough, You're still drinking or does it

(51:37):
kind of cut off like once youleave here, Peter, Once you leave,
I guess the peean goes back toroma when I get home, I
guess. But at work lately,yeah, we have a ton of coffee.
Don't even have to be eight sevenseven forty four water? Do you
have any weener news for us?Where weeners at? Any rock for me?
And also then what would your namebe? Yea? And when he
told me to open my eyes?We were the Woody Show? All right,

(52:05):
Well, we have something brand newthat we've been looking forward to trying
out. Menace came up with thisidea because well, mass, why don't
you ex funny? It's your actuallygot inspired by this by watching the Lizzo
documentary on HBO Max, and shesaid something about, you know, being
overweighted, and she's like, sometimesI would feel like I just want to

(52:28):
cut off parts of my body andbeing an overwaight person myself. And Wood
he has expressed stuff like this before. I was like, oh, I
think Wood he would probably agree withwhat her statement was. But since it
was from Lizzo. He's a Lizzofan, so you probably would have been.
I don't hate Lizzo. I thinka lot of her songs are catchy

(52:50):
and fun and everything else. Idon't like any of this idea about like
healthy at any way. Yeah,as a person who's fat, I completely
disagree with that, and I knowit's unhelping true, it's just not true.
And also like it's also not hotso true or hot. Yeah,
So this whole idea of we're justpushing that, that's the part about her
that I don't like. It's notabout her music or even her it's like

(53:13):
a person necessarily just yeah, butI understand what I'm saying. Yeah,
yeah, about how like if itcomes from a certain person, it would
be hard to absolutely And I thinkthe example really is like you find somebody
who is pretty universally disliked, right, yeah, or Kanye Kanye? Right,
Like what if Kanye said something butyou didn't know it was Kanye.

(53:36):
We used to do this with songsin the radio, like if you didn't
know who it was and we playedit, like, hey, what do
you think of the song? Basedon the song it turned out to be
handsome? Yeah? Right. Wedid that with Adam Lambert. He had
a song ghost or something like that. What what we have here? We
have a bunch of different statements andthe voice has been changed, modulated,
modulated, and so we have toagree or disagree with whatever that statement or

(54:00):
whatever that point is, and thenwe find out who it is. Maybe
you love that, maybe you won't. Who knows. Let's find out agree
or disagree or disagree? All right? This first statement, I think,
Greg, you can meet the pointman for this one. It's just a
statement about how pain and life isnecessary. All right. Pain, it's
not bad, it's good. It'slike when you put your hand in fire.

(54:24):
Out you know, not that again? All right? So pain can
be good because it teaches you things. Put your hand in the fire.
Disagree, I mean, I meanI disagree that pain is good. I
would maybe put the word as necessaryto experience, to learn from helpful.
Um, pain is good. Well, it's like failing. They say,

(54:47):
you'll hear it. That's good teachit's a teachable thing. Like it's like
yeah, yeah, like you said, you put your hand in the fire,
you won't do that again. Withthe overall sentiment, I would agree,
and I think I might know whothat is. Really. All right,
Well let's go around agree or disagreefirst, I say agree, I
agree overall. I think it sucksto go through, but I agree you
should know ahead of time. Yeah, I agree. Agree? Or who

(55:10):
do you think it is? Greg? I think that might be MENACE's late
great hero Charles Manson. Right nowthat you guys, agree with Charles Manson,
He's not bad. It's good.It teaches you things. It teaches
you things like when you put yourhand in fire, out you know not
to do that again. He wassaying, I agree that way. More

(55:42):
of his early interviews, like inthe sent right after he arrested, where
he was still fairly locid before hecome completely insane, right before he was
here, agree with Charles Manson,all right, wow, Okay, we'll
see how it works now, right, yea, alright, Raby, I
think you can run point on thisone. It's about the need for physical

(56:02):
activity and exercise. Get some physicalexercise. We gotta do it. Work
out, each smarter, sweat alittle. What I'm saying is you gotta
make an effort. Gotta get outthere making an effort. I don't know
how you disagree with that. Yeah, nothing wrong with buying the room anybody,
no hashtag facts. I don't buyit, but I agree with it.

(56:22):
Right, I'm saying, whether youbuy by the now I been Yeah,
I mean how can you yeah?How can you disagree with that?
Exactly? Okay, Well it's allso bad. You guys all agree with
O. J. Simpson He hada workout video. He had a workout
video in the early nineties. Getsome physical exercise. We gotta do it.

(56:45):
Work out, each smarter, sweata little. What I'm saying is
you gotta make an effortlessagree with you. I can't believe you agree with O
J. Simpson? All right,what do you know? Twitter World?
Work out a little bit? Thisis uh for Well, what do you

(57:05):
can choose on this? One ofthe first starters, this is about about
having quality with you know, everythingyou do in your life here, all
right, we always stand by whatwe say we're gonna do. It's always
the same thing we stand by andmake sure that we follow through on everything.
Yeah, you stand by your wordwhat you say? Yeah, I
agree, all right, because likewise, maybe you're pandering. Yeah. I
mean if you're say you're going todo something, yeah it or you're just

(57:28):
full of ish right yeah, soagain I think you have to agree with
that, right, Greg. Imean, um, on this one,
I'm gonna say no because this wasa pet peeve of mind with my mom.
I would always say something like,oh, I'm thinking about, let's
say, learning Japanese like whatever,and then a week later, so did
you learn Japanese? Like you know, I shouldn't say that I'm gonna do

(57:52):
something, kind of like what Menacesays, if you're gonna try to lose
weight, don't go around talking aboutit. Just do it quietly, be
about it, right, And sometimesyou change your mind on things. I'm
not going to follow through on somethingof after reevaluating it. Well, Greg,
that's it's very sad because you disagreewith the property brothers. Wow,
I know this is Jonathan or Drew. Maybe you can tell about I'm sure,

(58:14):
what do you always stand by whatwe say we're gonna do? It's
always Jonathan, Mike true Love,Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.
We always stand by what we saywe're gonna do. It's always the same
thing we stand by and make surethat we follow through on everything. Wow,

(58:36):
it sucks, Greg, huh,it does. Hang out with them
when they come around. He's thecontractor one, okay, right, yeah,
the other one is the real estate. Yeah, they both do the
work on the houses. All right, Well, Drew is a little bit
he observes. Jonathan really kind oflike leads the charge. They're clearly not
a fan. Great agree or disagree. We're going to hear a statement.
It's a voice that's been changed toconceal all the idea, and you just

(59:00):
have to tell us do you agreeor disagree with the statement itself, and
we find out what awful person orwhat person that you may not you know
or might not be the property,right yeah, well yeah, oh yeah,
that's icon yeah, or something thatyou would otherwise maybe agree with that
you disagree with, like Greg,yeah, and nod and Jonathan Scott.
This is a person who talking abouthere about how awards don't matter, recognition

(59:22):
doesn't matter. What matters is iswith your work and changing people's lives,
all right. What matters is howwell we do in trying to make people's
lives better. That's why I'm doingthis. That's why I work the way
that I work, and that's whyI love what I'm doing so much.
All right, So agree or disagree? That sounds like the blood Chick.

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The blood Chick, at least theway that the audios maylated, you know,
the blood and one little prick willchange every Agree, disagree, menace
from our motto. I disagree becausewe always say you got to get recognition

(01:00:05):
if you yeah, yeah, yeah, and you got a differential society.
We're not like a oh, participationtrophy kind of show. So you've got
to have yeah, you know,super Bowl TU winning. I want recognition,
Sammy, Agree or disagree? Iagree? Actually you do. Yeah.
I think that you should, Imean, care about what you're doing

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and that people enjoy it and thatit's a good product. Right, Yeah,
but I want a trophy without recognition. Yeah, if you're the valedictory,
if you're doing all the work andyeah, you don't want to be
recognized. Well, they say,I don't think you should need it.
They say that that's the first waynot to get awards, just to worry
about the award first and the worksecond. Sammy still knew. Well,

(01:00:51):
Sammy is the only one in thisroom besides myself who agrees with what Raby
just said. Elizabeth Holmes sing,You're said, wow, Wow, you
nail that. What matters is howwell we do in trying to make people's
lives better. That's why I'm doingthis. That's why I work the way
that I work, and that's whyI love what I'm doing so much.

(01:01:14):
Buying sack a crap, Yeah,I think I've seen just enough documentaries on
it because the tharn No story isfascinating. Yeah, fascinating how she comes
so many people and giving her moneyfor a BS products. Sammy, you
let it go, Sammy con artist. Wow, we love them. Cool,
Well, this is a greer disagree. We're gonna take a break and

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then we'll come back. We gota couple more sweet Yeah, what do
you think so far? Brand newidea we're trying out for the first time.
We were very excited about this.Yes, Maiden Voyage, Yeah,
Maiden Voyage. Do you like it? Yeah? No, whatever, let
us know on the text or totwo two ninety seven. It continues right
after the break Hank smoke break thatcigarettes for smoke and hands chands in a
second. I'm wwe fam jug thiswhole for the best radio show I know

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of a show. Thank you,hacks off. All right, we're back,
and we've got a couple more ofthese agree or disagree statements. So
if you're just tuning in, it'sa game that Menace came up with,
where you know, sometimes you hearsomething and you disagree with it, but
really, if you stripped away knowingwho said it or who is responsible for

(01:02:30):
the comment, you might otherwise agree, but you just don't like that person.
Yeah, and so therefore it justtaints your first of all taint,
you're being prejudiced. Yeah. Yeah, so we've already found that we agree
with Marilyn Man, Charles Manson andOJ Greg disagreed with a property brother Wow
any weak. Yeah, we'll playthe clip and the voice has been disguised,

(01:02:54):
and then we'll see if we agreeor disagree, and then we'll get
the reveal who actually is all right. This person says it's very important in
life to be loved, So let'shear exactly what they're talking about. It
helps to be loved in order towork in this life. In fact,
I'm sad for those who don't feelthat they are loved. M Well,

(01:03:16):
I mean that voice is not disguisedone bit even agree? Yeah, any
reason you wouldn't? What do youmight not agree with this? No?
I yeah, I'm against love.I'm against I'm against the bumper sticker on
your car that says I heart mywife. I draw the line at some

(01:03:36):
point, but it's not I'm antilove. That's dumb so full agreants.
Yes, well, Edi Amane wouldlike for you know is sad. Yeah,
it helps to be loved in orderto work in this life. It's
meaning. In fact, I'm sadfor those who don't feel that they are

(01:03:58):
loved. Do you guys know thathe had on Jovie sperm in his stomach?
Come on, he to go thehospital and get it pumped bons very
that thing. Yeah, now backwhen I was a kid, you know
what I mean? And uh yeahthat was there was that one. Yeah,
he's got tattoos from all his killssleeves all the time. When I

(01:04:18):
was a kid, it was alittle kim Oh yeah, that's the thing
that you would you always switch itout like you know. Um, but
I just remember the big one wasit was bon Jovi sperm was in mister
Roger's stomach and he had to goto the hospital and get it pumped out.
And and you're a kid, youhave knowing. But now you're thinking
of, like, wow, howmany women out there would have to have
their stomachs pumped alright, Like there'dbe a constant line of people at the

(01:04:43):
at the hospital getting their stomach pumpedif that was the uh, the thing
that you needed to do afterwards akid. That's a bad remember to spread
in general for guys. Yeah,for sure. I don't like that,
all right, Uh so you agreeor disagree. And this one, I
it's kind of a wild card.And I just when I was searching for
these, I found this clip andI could not believe it. I couldn't

(01:05:05):
disguise it too much because it's froman old time year sort of interview,
but uh, it's a guy talkingabout the type of women that are attracted
to him. Highlight girls that aren'tthree bright because you can trick them a
little bit. High school girls loveme in fourteen eighteen. I'm a big
star with that. As soon asthey you know, as soon as they
mature, after about eighteen years old, they started figuring out that I know

(01:05:28):
there's better than that out there.You know, guy eighteen and like he
likes girls, aren't you bright?This is not a hidden microphone. This
is a agreeing with this guy.Yeah, this is a straight up interview.
This man is not drunk or highthat I know of. Uh,
he is responding to a question aboutthe type of girls he likes. You

(01:05:51):
can hear. I'm so excited.The point assists are in the background probably
gives you an idea of the erathat I am out in the eighties.
Uh do you agree or disagree?That's I'm gonna go disagree, disagree,
young dumb and full of bon Jovigetting that about eighteen is when you really
want to stop talking to girls becausethey get too smart. Yeah, all

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day? I mean this on cameraagain. I was insanely shocked. That
was aired on ABC in nineteen eightyfour. Is this mister Rogers? Also,
this was mister Rogers, Yes,talking about that was Raby. I
know you'll be shocked to hear this. Captain Kangaroo Chris Collinsworth. What a
tool that was obviously when he wasstill football, but he was still playing.

(01:06:38):
This was during a football game.They cut away to like like a
lifestyle event. Here's young single Chriscollins Worth going out to the clubs talking
about how he likes to trick girlswhen there's teenagers. I like girls in
area at high school. Girls lovefourteen eighteen. I'm a big star with
that. As soon as they knowabout eighteen years old, they started figuring

(01:07:01):
out there, you know, yeah, wait till the internet finds that it's
been on your two for years.Yeah, but then TikTok or somebody I'll
take a younger media tiketok here likethat's what Rave has been saying. Again,
this was guy's a turn primetime televisionfor years. It was a different
time. Raby. Okay, butturd, you can't polish it. And

(01:07:26):
the interviewer it was a female interviewer, by the way, it wasn't like,
uh what, it was just like, yeah, Chris, that's how
you play agree or disagree. Ican't believe you agreed with Chris raby.
Yeah jeezeh. They're gonna scan theAllway for free food real quick, and
then we'll be right back for thisdumbest rules set by your parents. Like

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everyone had at least one really dumbrule in their house. I mean we
had so many rules. Yeah,you know, um, that's so crazy.
Like if you watched when the Seinfeldspecial, He'll say I was like
a raccoon to my parents, andthat's all I was too. They never
knew where I was, what Iwas doing on all day. I knew

(01:08:15):
I had to get good grades andthat was your part. But that's not
a stupid rule, you know exactly. That is. I swear to God
that's what it was. Right.He had good grades and that is it.
Otherwise I was in the window.But I'm like with Greg, wherein
our house we couldn't say sucks.That was on my list. That might

(01:08:35):
as well have been the F word. That might well. That was like
rules in my sister in law's house. You know, her kids couldn't say
shut up or sucks yea, yeah, yep yeah. And then behind the
scenes, I thought slut meant jerk. If I didn't like somebody, I'd
be like, you're thinking I meantlike a hole. I couldn't even say

(01:08:57):
socks. Yeah, I've never hadany like I don't know language restrictions,
but I am. I was watchingRevenge of the Nerds as a kid,
and that had like like nude scenesin all kinds of like crazy movies.
And I was watching and Living Colorall kinds of stuff. This weird,
like, but I could watch aliving color yeah, like when it came

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to the movies, pgh, likethere was Yeah, I had no restrictions
on any of that stuff. Butthe biggest thing was I couldn't like leave
their site. I couldn't be like, I couldn't be more than down the
block, like halfway down the block. It was super weird. Location restrictions

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is what I and I went toa friend's birthday parts going back to the
movie thing. I went to afriend's birthday party and it was like a
sleepover. So were you know,younger whatever, and uh, we went
we were all going to the movies. I think I might have told you
the story. We went to themovies and you know, Mom's like,
no, we didn't sneak in.Mom's like, pick whatever you guys want.
We picked the one rated R moviethat was showing at the time,

(01:09:58):
which is Tom Hanks The movie Punchline, where's like a comic or whatever that
Oh, it's sucks so hard,but like we're going to the R rated
movie and we were so psyched,and it's a bunch of like, you
know, ten year olds go yeah, I mean, we'd understand anything,
or like, man, this sucks. The rated art movie Punchline probably streaming

(01:10:23):
it. It's probably one of TomHanks's worst rated movies. Yeah, it
was. It was awful. Itwas awful. Yeah. And then I
mean as I got older, aslong as I was with my friends,
we kid like, I don't know, go ride bikes like two towns away
and didn't right, Yeah, andI think I didn't do anything. So

(01:10:44):
I'm not sure my parents knew aboutI think they just figured that guy was
just outside. But it was butoutside that's the big bad world, you
know what I mean. Like,man, we'd hop on a bus,
we'd go down to the mall andif my parents that, they'd freak out,
But they didn't know because there atwork. Yeah, you were just

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in the wind. As long aswe were back in time, it didn't
really matter. And when you're akid, you feel like you're so far
away from home. Yeah. We'dride our bikes to a gas station just
to buy soda and candy. Ohyeah, and I felt like I was
in the big city. Gave somelittle suburban gas station. I'm like,
oh my god, we're at agas station. Yeah, somebody in the

(01:11:27):
tech says, uh the six Znine. My mother growing up had a
whole bathroom that she would flip outif we used oh wow, three bedroom,
two bath house. However, ifwe used the tub in bathroom two
instead of the shower in bathroom one, we were grounded. Oh my god.
If I was a parent, Iwould have the same role. I'll
be like, you're not pooping inthis in this room. Not sitting on
this count. No, this sinkis not to be used. Yeah,

(01:11:49):
it looks too good. I don'tknow anybody like you know, my parents,
age or younger whoever, had likethe furniture that you couldn't sit on,
like he's growing up. There werealways the old people that had like
that. Some of it was coveredin the plastic stuff or whatever. They
couldn't. Don't use this towel,don't sit on this count decorative towel.
Yeah, it's like this is adecorative soap. This room is for company.

(01:12:11):
Yeah, right, that's the livingroom, right. I think going
back to the location thing with meand you grew up in the eighties as
well, Woody. As a kid, was there mass hysteria about kids being
kidnapped or yeah, because they putthey started during that time, they started
putting the faces on milk cartons.That's all parents talked about his kidnapping.

(01:12:34):
That was constantly. I don't thinkthey ever found any of those kids.
No, Yeah, there was somestat like that I saw recently. Wonder
if all the kids that were onmilk cartons they found none of them?
Really? Yeah, I would suckbecause your claimed to fan today could be
like, hey, I was thefound carton boy eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. Let's go to Joanna Hi, Joe Hi. All right,

(01:12:58):
So what was the dumbest room wellthat your parents had grown up? Um,
when I was really young, theyhad to listen to everything that the
church told them. Um, soI wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter or
or watch the movie Wow in gradeschool when um they you know, that
was part of the curriculum. Iguess was reading Harry Potter. So I

(01:13:18):
had to sit out in the hallwayby myself while everyone Yeah it was me.
Yeah, I did suck. Iwas definitely like a freak when I
was in grade school. Yeah,and they wouldn't theylso wouldn't let me celebrate
Halloween. Um, so I hadto stay home from school on Halloween every
year as well. What denomination yourparents? It was like an Assemblies of

(01:13:41):
God church, so it was youknow, just Christianity, but they did
like believe in the whole speaking andtongues thing and that kind of stuff.
Yeah. Yeah, because what amI very stress? What I think I
thinking of the Mormons were, Um, like, you don't really celebrate birthdays?
You mean a Mormon that's not notmore o Jehovah's witness Can you ask

(01:14:03):
me to Jehovah's witness menas Yeah,no birthday? So no birthday. What
I was friends with some Jehovah's witnessesand they had a half pipe in their
backyard and it was pretty cool.Okay, well they still had fun.
Yeah, Jonah's parents made her bethe weird kid and sit out in the
hallway while they're reading Harry Potter.That sucks. I still haven't seen any

(01:14:25):
of it though, to me,Wow, you should go for it.
You're not listening. Yeah, Ijust felt like I've missed it, So
what's the point of watching its?Should watch? Agreed? Well, thank
you for listening to The Wood Show. Appreciate you listening. I love you,
guys Love eight seven seven forty four. Woody complete the line sticks and
stones will break my bones, butand the topic at hand. Dumbest rules

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set by your parents eight seven sevenforty four wood again, more calls text
messages here. Um, yeah,someone's talking about where to go home.
Yeah. My mom would let meroller skate and shorts because I looked like
a hooker. That was nine,all right, very little, Yeah,

(01:15:14):
a little tramp that was nine.Oh my god. It's like jay,
I see another one. It's kindof similar waiting here on the phone to
say hi to Alicia. Hey,good morning, Elisa, good morning,
good morning. Right, So,what's the dumbest rule that was set by
your parents? My mom would onlybuy me like large T shirts and like

(01:15:35):
umbro like shorts and church clothes.That was like my entire wardrobe. All
right, yeah, nothing adding,no, no, nothing. There was
nobody. It was just like ahead and a rectangle and length. That
was all the stuff there was.Yeah, but at least like for a
while. I mean, I don'tknow how old you are, but like
for a while, that was reallythe style. You know, like everybody

(01:15:57):
was forty two and day homeschool,so I didn't know any better. But
yeah, but yeah, all allmy young pictures, there's like no cute
young pictures of me, like thereminisce over styles or anything. It's all
just like Jesus T shirts. AndI looked the candles, and I look
back at those old those old pictures, and especially the situations where you had
to quote dress up. Yeah,my good lord, why yeah, I

(01:16:21):
don't have that. I would savethat. Yeah, oh man, what
the hell am I wearing? Allright? At least thank you for listening
to what to show? I appreciateColmon, Hey guys, love you guys.
My mom was really into um overallslike Oshkosh, but the ones like

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striped so it looked like a trainconductor. You know. My mom was
big on for for a minute,was going to gap and getting like the
sweatpants and the sweat shirt. Therewas no hood to it. Yeah,
it was just a standard sweatshirt.But yeah, solid so solid colored top,
solid colored sweatpants, all the samecolor. That's what everybody wears.

(01:17:06):
Now. She was ahead of hertime. Oh man, I look,
it was comfortable, but I hateYeah, man, you should wear overalls.
Now. I know the rule?Seven seven forty four? What do
you say hello to Kylie? Hello? What do you show hello Kylie?
All right, so dumbest rule,the dumbest rule that your parents had.
What was it? Um, Iwas not allowed to watch The Simpsons still

(01:17:30):
have not seen it, but asa family we would watch the real World.
Okay, it was way worse.Sure, So what was it about
the Simpsons that they didn't like thatyou weren't allowed to watch. I'm honestly
not one hundred percent sure. Itjust became the rule in the house when
the Simpsons first came on that wejust wasn't appropriate for us and we weren't

(01:17:51):
allowed to watch it or anything likethat. That was the weird rubbin in
my house too, Like, becausewhen the Simpsons first came out, everybody
had the shirt the Simpson bart myshorts right T shirt or the different things,
and so like, I wasn't allowedto have those. But my sisters
and I and my parents were around. We were allowed to watch the show.

(01:18:11):
So it wasn't that we weren't allowedto watch the show. I just
couldn't have the stuff and if Iand then eventually I was allowed to have
a shirt, but it couldn't haveBart Simpson on it at all. I
had to be anything else Simpsons,but I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't
have any of the Bart Simpson youknow phrases. Shirts. You can only
have Smithers. Yeah, like aHomer shirt or something like that. But

(01:18:33):
yeah, so you are not allowedto watch the Simpsons but can watch the
real World because that makes sense.Yeah right, absolutely. Yeah, so
when the Simpsons movie came out,I couldn't get any of the references.
So even going to universal, Ihave questions when the Simpsons are weird.
I will Kylie, thank you somuch for the call. Appreciate this.
In the Wood show me love Like, I'm thinking about all these other rules

(01:18:58):
now that we have. It justdoesn't make any sense. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four one did Let'sgo to Casey Hay morning, Casey,
good morning, everybody, good morning. All right, So what dumb weird
rule did your parents have for you? So back in middle school. In
high school, I was kind ofa funny, cool kid, so I
had a lot of friends, butI was only allowed to have one friend

(01:19:20):
in the house at all times.Have a big group, so it's not
a madhouse. Yeah. Yeah.I actually found out later down the road
it was because my mom felt obligatedto feed them. So yeah, so
it was all because she didn't wantto feed my friends, so I could

(01:19:41):
only have one friend over at atime. It makes sense because we would
eat absolutely. Yeah. So thatI understand more than you know. Because
there's there's another story I know aboutsomebody. This is somebody I worked with.
They weren't a friend really, justa co worker. Um. So
when we were about to have ourfirst child, they came with some advice,

(01:20:02):
you know, as a seasoned veteranof parenting, and I said,
hey, as your kids get older, allow them to have only, like
only encouraged, like one friend ata time, because you don't want to
have to be running them around toa bunch of birthday parties and to a
bunch of events and to a bunchof day I'm like, man, okay,
But then they never get invited thestuff because I only had the one

(01:20:23):
friend, right, And what ifthey kids they change friends constantly. Yeah,
you know, so they're going tomiss out on so much stuff and
if they're at parties that means they'renot exactly just get a costco membership,
right and just snacks, right anddrinks. Yeah the dollars tree, Yeah,
exactly. Like it's kind of likethat seventies show, like where she

(01:20:45):
wanted everybody at the house, youknow, you wanted everybody to do.
Yeah, well, least they knewwhat they're they were doing, like menaces.
Mom wanted to know exactly where hewas. Yeah, all right,
Casey, thank you for the call. Appreciate lessen the way show you guys
day and you know it's like myall RT's go to how about Denise?
Good morning Denise? Hi guys inwhose all right? So Denise? Dumbest

(01:21:11):
rule set by your parents? Um, when I was twenty years old,
the night before I got married,I had a ten pm curfew. Oh
my god, all right, nightbefore your wedding. You were twenty and
had a curfew and you're getting married. But were they just looking out for
you though? To make sure youweren't like super tired the next day.
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's whatit was. No, No, no,

(01:21:31):
no, that's not what it No, my parents, this is how
it struck. My parents were WhenI was sixteen, we had a field
trip to watch a movie my dramaclub. We were supposed to go to
the movie theater and watch a movie. I wasn't allowed to go because it
was a movie theater and there wereboys. Yeah, because they know you
were gonna do. Yeah. Letme ask you a question. Were your

(01:21:53):
parents like slutty? Because why elsewould they think what was going on at
the movie theater? Why could hejust be you there at the movie theater?
Was that what they were? Wasthat what they were doing? Absolutely?
Yeah, see, and that's whythey're like so worried about it.
Yeah maybe my dad, but mymom no, Yeah, my mom was
like my mom was. She wasat her house growing up. They never

(01:22:16):
talked about sex. It was spelledit out. Yeah. Yeah, we're
just talking about that recently too,About like your parents ever had that conversation
about masturbation or sex or whatever.It seems like most didn't. No,
my mom when I was in juniorhigh. Um, my brother who's year
younger than me. He had thesex yeah sex sex talk now yeah,

(01:22:42):
well no, not the talk,but like the in class sex said,
yeah, that's different, so dense. You got married at twenty it didn't
last at it? No, unfortunatelyhe became an alcoholic and oh no.
Yeah, well even if that wasn'tthe case, it wouldn't have worked out
anyway. How many people get marriedat twenty and happened? Yeah, yeah,

(01:23:05):
well, Denny, thank you forthe call. Appreciate you listen to
by show Raby. What was thelike I said, we did not have
There was no it had to havebeen like you're dad, at least free
for all. We didn't have acurfew, like I had to have a
job before I could get a car. That it's not weird, you know,

(01:23:27):
I'm telling you. I was justin the wind. You guys,
like I didn't grow up in theage of like helicopter parenting. Yeah,
you know, like I didn't reallyeither, But Seinfeldsen, I was a
raccoon. Yeah, I came backfor meals. You're still here. You're
alive, right, Greg? Whatwas the strangest Well, my parents were

(01:23:50):
strict about certain things, like yours, what do you like with only wheat
bread, no sugar, cereal,no soda, fun company. I'd go
to Melissa Horwitz's house the fruit rollup. Oh wow. Yeah. I
had to come home right after school. Um, if I wasn't home within
ten minutes, where were you?Where were you? I couldn't even socialize
for one set did the bell rang? I had to go straight home.

(01:24:13):
So they were strict about a lotof stuff. I think the dumbest thing
ever, And I think I've toldyou this before. I was probably seven,
got invited to a slumber party andmy dad said no, And I
said, why, we have thingsto do and people to see. I'm
seven, have nothing to do tosee? And who do I have to
see? What do you everybody haveto see? Is gonna be at the

(01:24:33):
slumber party? Yeah, and he'slike the slumber party Dad. That was
his way of teaching me that lifeisn't fair. You asked a question and
the answer could have been yes orno, and the answer is no.
I thought that was so dumb atseven. That's seven. Let's say hi
to Sean. Hey, good morningSean, Sean, good morning, good
morning. I had to be homebefore dinner and my friends all my friends

(01:24:58):
thought it was really weird. IfI'm this dinner, my dad would eat
it all and I wouldn't get dinnerif I wasn't home at dinner time.
Dan, is your dad a largeman? Uh? He's he's six two
and he was, you know,couple hundred pounds. Um, so yeah,
you know, you know he's done, no dinner for me. So
tall guy. But he wasn't afat guy, right, yeah, not

(01:25:19):
necessarily non. No, God,that's goal weight and I'm not six two.
I'd be like, I'm done.You'd be sick, I know,
right. Yeah. So if youdidn't make it home, you didn't get
in the Yeah. And this wentinto high school. My friends always thought
it was kind of weird when Iwas, you know, teenager and it'd

(01:25:40):
be like six o'clock, but whereare you going? I'm like, I
gotta go home. I gotta eatdinner else I don't get run And they
thought it was the weirdest thing.Yea, as a kid, that'd be
hard to understand. Now as aparent, I understand it more because like,
you aren't that. I thought Iwould never use that line. We
are not a restaurant, you knowused it? Oh, we've used it
because like, if let's just saytoday we're having chicken, Oh, chicken,

(01:26:06):
what do you want? Well,I mean like you gotta give us
some ideas. Huh. We likesloppy Joe's, so tomorrow we'll have sloppy
Jo's. Sloppy Joe's Like, whatare you talking about? Yesterday said that's
what you want it chicken nuggets.Next day would be chicken nuggets and cheeseburger.
We want this, we want likeit's never even if it was their

(01:26:28):
thing the day before, the idea. Yeah, and it's like I don't
want to eat right now, I'mgonna eat liters. And now we're figuring
out like okay, well what caneverybody have? And at what time is
everybody gonna be ready? No,here's dinner, and here's when we're eating.
And if you're not here, goodluck. See at breakfast. Yeah,
what's for dinner? We are nota restaurant. Yeah, I agree.
I had no dinner as a kid, did you? Very rarely?

(01:26:56):
It was usually chicken of some kind, right, and you know, and
every once in a while, everyonce in a while we would go to
dinner. Yeah, right, youknow, it wasn't like it is now,
I mean the options were the options, right, Like, yeah,
I can very like come up withmy own ideas, like what do you
want pizza? It was fun thoughwhen dad was in charge because my mother

(01:27:16):
worked two evenings a week. Yeah, and so those were the nights you
would go for fast food and wewould always go to Winkies nights got out
Winkies. Y Sean, thanks forcall man, so appreciate. We're gonna
take a quick break some more.What it showing? More of your calls
coming up next? Hang, howdumb are you the show? I'll be

(01:27:42):
right back. This is all right, welcome back. The topic in hand
Dumas rule set by your parents sevenseven forty four Woody at eight seven seven
forty four Woody men, yours,Well, I had the location restrictions.

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I couldn't go too far. Ijust I mentioned the clothing restriction with the
Ben Davis kind where of that?Yeah, and yeah overall. One other
thing was I couldn't ever asked mygrandmother for anything. That was a rule
from your parents. Oh just formy mom. My Mom's like, never
ever in your life ask your grandmotherfor anything. Don't ask her for like

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a loan, don't ask her formom's gift or a loan any Yeah,
I mean, don't ask her formoney. I don't ask for anything,
Sammy. For the most part,my parents were pretty chill. But I
remember the big one when I wasin junior high was we could not buy
the Cisco CD because of the Thongsong Huge, and we would still watch

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it on MTV and it was onthe radio everywhere. But my dad was
like, it's degrading to women.You can't listen to that. And that
was his big, big that's anice excuse to get degrading to women.
He just didn't want you to livethat lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, right,
is it a girl, dad?Yeah? Yeah, for real,

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get it? Get it? Yeah, Well you had to do what I
did. Like I wasn't allowed tohave um, you know, like guns
n Roses or there was a therewas a number of artists that I wasn't
allowed to have their music, SoI would just dub it from a friend
onto a cassette and then label atsomething like Michael Jackson or whatever, something
that I wouldn't get bus because heturned out to be harmless. Yeah yeah,

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all right, eight seven seven fortyfour. Let's go to Candice Good
morning, Candice, Candice, Hello, All all right, So the question
is what dumb rule did your parentshave? Firstborn? I wasn't allowed to
shave until I was sixteen. Iwasn't allowed to wear makeup until eighteen.
Uh, we weren't allowed to Wereyou like super hairy? I mean because

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kind and you weren't allowed to show. I hit puberty, I was like,
shaved those legs? Now? Yeah, Like so why why wouldn't they
let you shave? I don't know. My stepmom had this rule that she
wasn't allowed to do it seventies tonineties. That's kind of a yeah,
different time once our bedtime depending onhow old we were. Eight was the

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latest we ever got, and wewere not allowed to leave her room after
we got sent to bed. Okay, wow, eight that's early. Yeah
I was eighteen. What if youhad to like go to the bathroom,
well unless you had a bathroom inyour room, but right, what were
you? Oh? No, Idon't even know how we did it.
But my my sister she kept abucket in the closet. Oh my god,

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no joke. Wow did you gocrazy when he turned eighteen? Gross?
No? And I looked back likeall my siblings. They major league
rebelled, and I'm like, whatwas the problem with me? But I
have this like all deep seated liketrauma. I guess from a therapist to

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work out. Yeah, very strict. Yeah I got his sister keeping a
bucket a pee and then yeah right, well very gross. What's your what's
your relationship with your parents? Like, like since you became an adult,
Um, it's improved once I movedout. Yeah, there was five of
us, and it seemed like everygeneration they kind of like got calmer with

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things like, yeah, she camehome whenever she wanted. You can see.
Yeah, I'll tell you. Ifmy parents had me now, life
would have been a lot easier,for sure, Oh for sure. But
it is all right, Cannis,thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
This they show by now, ifthey were locking her in that room,
you could have called the cops.Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's

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extra strict. Yeah, we're gonnatake a break more. What he shows
next? Hangup, I get thebloody bullet points or what'd you show next?