Kickin It With Jon Ryan 02-07-25

Each Friday, Sarah & Gibbons are joined by Seahawks legend Jon Ryan, who ranst about whatever the hell is on his mind. I’m willing to bet NO ONE who’s reading this right now can predict what he was VERY passionate about today. Let’s just say, the word “bootycheeks” was used more than once. Give it a listen!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O two point five hazy. Okay, time for kicking
it with John Ryan's Seahawk's legend.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
John Ryan, what's on your mind this week?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I would like society to normalize men wearing thong underwear.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I was not expecting that. Do tell us more.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
For some reason, it's not broadly accepted. Do I wear
them myself?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
If my wife watching the room wearing thong underwear, I
was follow to the bed. If I were to walk
into the room wearing thong underwear, my wife would follow.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
The bed with laughter. And that's not fair.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You need to come together and stand up for a
calming cause. First off, thongs are very economical, there's no
waste of material, and they are good for the environment. Secondly,
I've always wanted to know what it felt like for
my booty cheek to touch the inside of my pants.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
They say, John, you can go commando.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I say, hell no. I like my kibbles and bits
to be in the bag. You know what I'm saying.
I love a good mullet, and when you think of it,
thong underwear are the mullets of underpants. Us this in
the front, booty cheeks in the back. Let's all come
together to normalize the wearing of thong for men. To

(01:17):
this the world that me and my booty cheeks someday
want to live in.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Thank you, no, thank you, John Ryan, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
That was kicking it with John Ryan on one oh
two point five.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Kazy Okay.