Kickin' It With Jon Ryan 06-27-25

One of the 50 Greatest Seahawks of All-Time, Jon Ryan, joined the show to rant about how his life will never be the same after seeing the new "Trainwreck: Poop Cruise" documentary on Netflix. ENJOY!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for kicking it with former Seahawks punter John Ryan.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Last night, Sarah and I watched the new Netflix documentary
train Wreck Poop Cruise, and my life will never be
the same. So if you don't know about this story,
back in two those thirteen, there was a four day
carnival cruise and on the start of day four there
was a fire on board and they lost all electricity
and were basically floating in the middle of the ocean. Well,
also the toilet stuff boarding, So I tell everyone take

(00:30):
a number one in your shower and everyone gets a
little red plastic bag to do number two in. Oh
this is my worst nightmare. Four thousand people on a
cruise with no ac everyone is doing their business wherever
they want. I gagged multiple times while watching this. But
here's the worst part. When the electricity went out, they

(00:50):
closed all the bars on the ship. No tragic. If
I'm standing in peepee and walking people poop poo in
plastic bags, I at least a cold beer in my
hand while that's happening. So this goes on for five days.
Everything started to overflow, running down the sides of the
ship and all over the carpets. It was the grossest
thing I've ever seen. I could start to smell the

(01:11):
ship through the TV screen. So if you like cruises,
then definitely don't watch the documentary. If you like me,
and if you hate cruises and don't mind gagging while
you watch TV, for sure check it out. That's that's
my review. Thank you. I love how you didn't stop
watching it even though it was not disgusting. You think
I like the third or fourth gag, you might just

(01:33):
turn it off. No. I powered all the way through
all one hour of

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It, kicking it with Sean Ryan on one two point
five