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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, all right, A ride Moment TOYO Live from Pilly.
It's the number one rated Polly and Tony foolsco show.
Always Polly Fools Go here with Tony Fools, Go with
DONYHUNFL season is here. You know, we're gonna give you
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an official prediction for the Eagles season, which is always Bango,
one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Right on the money, never missed.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Plus, Aaron Judge made a disturbing statement, so disturbing that
for some reason nobody in the media is talking about it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Media cover up as usual.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, and anyway, I guess today, Well, you know, people
say that we're abusive to our guess what this guy,
Yeah exactly, Well, this guy, you know, whimps like Jim
Rome may let him get away with the Shenanigans, but
not us, No, not chance. If he tries anything, we're
gonna put him in his place.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Dony.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know, he's considered one of the legendary NFL kbs
of his areo by some people. Not batable, but definitely
one of the legendary talk show guests of all time,
Jim Everett will be joining us. By the way, Tony,
you see that. You know the Kelsey brothers. They just
signed this deal with Amazon for their podcast three years,
one hundred mili people. These moruns are coming up to
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us and saying, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Don't you think No.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Amazon is underpaying its employees.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Once again, Yeah, we make way more trust us on
our day Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Of course, we can't disclose the numbers, Donny ain't.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Disclose, but let's just say it's in the eleven figures.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Anyway, we got a lot to get to today, so
let's get right into our top story story justin absolutely
disturbing story out of Major League Baseball. Now, most of
the pathetic liberal East Coast, corrupt, elitist mainstream media just
for uses the cover Yankees slugger Aaron Judge currently on
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pace for sixty three homers, which would leave him well
short of the great Barry Bonds in his seventy two
Well earlier this week, Aaron Judge, just disgusting said this
to reporters.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Look at this quote.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I wish I just used steroids and hit eighty home runs, Tony.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is just so disgusting. They're not even trying to
hide it anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What are you doing you your start of the show.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That headline is from the Onion. It's clearly a joke,
and you bozos fell for it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh yeah, well, uh, you're gonna fall on my knife.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah you want to see a joke, look down between
your legs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, Tody, shut up anyway, don't listen to him.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Make up your own mind, people, you know, freedom of thought.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Broah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Anyway, let's get the NFL news. Just bizarre news out
of Dallas. Not the CD LAMB contract that's bizarre, but yeah,
even robizarre. Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert was at a Dallas
hotel when he and several teammates got stuck in an
elevator for more than two hours. Now, Chargers coach Jim
Harbaugh and many others they're lauding the leadership and poise
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that Herbert showed.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But don't it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I found Herbert's behavior here concerning, don't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Absolutely You know, this just proves what we already know
about Justin Herbert. He lacks escapability, and as soon as
he felt those doors closing in, he should have shown
good elevator awareness and escaped up the middle. A real
mobile quarterback like Jalen Hurtz would have sensed it immediately
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and would have been out the lobby.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Gone terrific situational analysis. Tony danged, oh, well, now to
another story that we absolutely don't want to address and
refuse to address.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Right, Tony, we're not even addressing it right now.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, no, we're not. Just so you know what, we're
not talking about. FS one personality clown Nick Wright came
out made his NFC East predictions and said the Eagles
will finish third in the division and missed the playoffs. Now, paople,
this is what we call in the business, total click
pait journalist. You see, he thinks that if he puts
out this terrible prediction, you know, Papa, like us, we're
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gonna take the bait and waste time talking about it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
We're not gonna give him what he wants, making it
all about him and promoting his show First Things First,
which everyone can watch weekdays on FS one and the
Fox Sports app.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, we're not gonna acknowledge him.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Exactly, So well said and also not said, Tony Y exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That leads us to the real.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Prediction that everybody wants to come for it every year.
It's time for our one hundred percent Lock Eagles season prediction.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Let's kill that announcer. Yeah, Lock Eagles season prediction. Okay, Toty,
you ready, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Week one against the Packers in Brazil, say holder to
a win.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Week two versus the Falcons. Easy win.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Week three at New Orleans, easy boring win. Week four
at Tampa.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We lost a playoff.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Game last year by twenty two, so this year we'll
win by eighty.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
All right. Week five is a bye. Week six versus the.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Browns, the only thing Brown will be inside their underwear.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Win. Week seven at the Giants.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
We have sakuon, they have poor decision making.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Win. Week eight at Cincinnati. Joe Burrow should be injured
by that point. Win. Week nine versus the Jaguars.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Jaguars do have a great coach, but still win. Week
ten at Dallas, win by seven touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Week eleven versus the Commanders.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Week eleven is also how I would describe the number
of players on the Washington defense w eak win Week
twelve at the La Rams. For them, it's Los Angeles,
but for us it's Win Angelus. Did you just come
up with that, don'ty right off the top of the dome.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wow, all right, here we go Week thirteen at Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
In an actual fight between birds, it wouldn't even be close.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Eagles all the way.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Win Week fourteen versus the Panthers, win by four fifth
Week fifteen versus the Steelers.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
We don't know who will be playing QB for the opponent,
but we do know he'll be horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Win Week sixteen at the Commanders.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
We also don't know who'll be playing QB for the opponent,
but we do know he'll be even more horrible.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Win Week seventeen versus the Cowboys, win by thirteen field goals.
Week eighteen versus the Giants.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
We're gonna be resting all our starters and second string
at that point, but still.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Win the seventeen and oh yeah, poky lock it in.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
By the way, people, we know you want to bet this, well,
look at this. If you're gonna DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right now, they got the odds of the Eagles going
seventeen and oh at.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
A whopping plus ten thousand money. People, you gotta money,
you know, DraftKings?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, pay off all your mortgage debt, everything.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Anyway, I see our guess coming on the line.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So let's bring him on the FUSCO Satellite Network fus Satellite.
This guy considered one of the great qbs of his era.
Again not by us, but you know some people. Somebody
played NFL twelve NFL seasons, Rams, Saints, Chargers, made the
Pro Bowl, okay, led the league and pass tds twice.
But of course the big scar in his career never
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beat the Eagles. You know, we'll have to take that up.
We dig up some terrible, painful memories for him. Anyway,
let's bring him in here. Jim Everett, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Hey you guys.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
You guys have been talking about my stuff behind my
back for a long time, and I'm here to straighten
you to it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He's already coming in hot now. Don't worry, Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
We know how you work on these shows, so we're
not gonna say the sea word.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And you know what we mean by seaword. I mean
both sea words, both to seaward O Jim.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
We try to keep it professional on the show, okay,
So no outbursts, no threatening violence, no throwing furniture. Don't
throw your computer because we won't be able to see
you Okay, you got that, you.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Get upset, you count to ten.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You know, the Simms family told me about you guys,
so I've got a little background.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
So you hang out with other overrated quarterbacks. Is that
what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I usually like to hang around with more underrated quarterbacks,
so that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh, I see you.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Okay, but you know, just just real quick, let's just
get this out of the way. Let's say we do
compare you to a female tennis.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Player with Serena Williams.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Be okay, because you know she's also big and muscular
and dominant, prone to some outbursts here and there.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, Serena, I mean, Jim, okay, here we got.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
If we did, it would be forty love pretty quick.
I'm telling you she's talented.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
All right, We're gonna get the football. This isn't a
tennis show, obviously. The big story Jim Jalen Hurts only
throwing one interception all of training camp. How impressed are
you with this? Just staggering accomplished well.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Being that he's running Kellen Moore's system, and Kellen Moore
being going back in his heritage, was running the stuff
with Troy Aikman, which Troy Aikman was running the stuff
I was running.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
When I was running this, Dan Fouss is running.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I don't mean to throw names around, but I think
I think Hurts is going to be in a good
place with Kellen Moore running the offense.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
That's my personal opinion.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You you just dropped so many names. There was a
hit the Richter scale there in California. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, I was expecting you to get to Kevin Bacon
at some point over there.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, it's all about you. See you're taking credit for
Jalen Hurts as a cop.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Absolutely, I'm jumping on it. I mean, I dropped every
name except for Gavin Newsom. But anyways, that we'll leave
that there. That's a whole nother deal.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So, yeah, you are you jealous because you know how
many interceptions do you throw in training camp?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm going to assume around eighty.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Oh I was.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
I was known to just give it away, So I mean,
that's that's that's just common knowledge. But uh No, I
really do think I like Hurts as the quarterback. Seriously,
I'm saying, I'm I will disagree, guys. I do want
to disagree with you, guys, But right now, I'm kind
of a Jalen Hurts fan.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I like the offense, Sason.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What is going on with the camera zooming in, zooming out?
I feel like I'm watching Jaws.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Yeah, we've got over here in California.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
We've got these guys that that will hire, and he's
just come down over there with come down.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Stay Stoky right by the way. Let's talk about you.
We brought it up.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Do you know what your exact record was lifetime against
the Eagles?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Well, I remember a playoff game that we set them home,
so that was pretty important.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're talking regular seasons, kill.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Nobody cares. It's regular season. Regular season.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yeah, I have to say, is one playoff win is
worth a lot of regular season losses?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Did any Philly fans come up to you after that
playoff game and say you got.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Lucky, We're gonna kill you. You still saw this should really
count as a win.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
When I would show up at the stadium in Philadelphia.
I don't know how this worked out, and I had
did have this discussion with my parents, but somehow the
fans knew more about my mother than I knew.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So well, that says a lot about your mother.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You know, you know, we do our research, Philly do research.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Mom.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
I'm like, mom, how did all these guys got your
got your you know, your info on you?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
And she just had no, no answer, so I shut
it down.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, this may be explains why you're half decent at football.
Maybe your real father was an eagle.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yep, exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
If that, if that has any all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
There you got here, you go. I'm not gonna get
stuck in the past. Let's get it to the present,
all right. You know, you see this bizarre story involving
another LA quarterback, Jim Justin Herbert recently got stuck in
an elevator for two hours. Now, people that praise and
how we handled the situation, But don't you think this
just proves what we already know about him? He has
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no escapability. Nope, he should have had better awareness when he.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Got in an elevator and gotten out. Shouldn't this trouble
charges fans?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
You know what, I think the fact that he got
his elevator engineering degree at at at Oregon, I think
really paid dues here because really his career.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Has kind of been up and down. So that's kind
of how we have it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh, hold on, hold on? Who is writing? Who's writing
your material? Bruce Flanche? What what people in the bag?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No? No, are you kidding me? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
The laugh Factory just called your bought for life. They
don't want anything.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To do with you. Yeah, yeah, they'd have Kramer back.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
First, Let's we'll get back to a football topic. Okay,
more in your wheelhouse. Maybe that was a little out
of your wheels. Jimmy g Jimmy Jimmy Garoppolo. He's now
a rams QB like you were. Yes, and as you
might remember, a few years ago, he went on a
date with an adult film star in Beverly Hills. Now,
as someone yourself has played, who played QB in Los Angeles?
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How did you manage to avoid all the temptations out there?
And if you didn't, can you give us specific examples
of those dimes in graphic detail.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
The more detailed, the better.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
You guys are crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But I'll tell you what I've learned that journalism, bro.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
I tried to stay out of other people's love life.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I'll try to hand that philosophy over to you two,
because I think you as you're trying to you know,
the Housewives of Philadelphia.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
You're getting too involved with this. But anyways, Jimmy g
you know he's wearing number eleven. You know that for
the Rams. They've always said.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
He's wow, second best respect Ram number eleven quarterback.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
But I tend to agree with that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Back to your you sleeping with adult film stars or
whatever you la San Fernando Valley in the eighties, go ahead, you.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Really really you guys, soy, Paul, I don't kiss and tell,
and I don't think Jimmy's going to.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
But uh, man, he's a good looking man. And he's
a good looking man.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Matthew Stafford's probably a little jelly right now, but you
know that's just how it's gonna have to roll.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh he took a shot at mat Stafford. Matt Stafford's jella. Please,
we'd like to get some clickbait headlines. Go, let's get
some headlines going.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Well, you know, Jimmy's been, like you said, he's got
a good reputation for, you know, being a ladies guy,
and so you know, uh.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
You know that beard.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I can't tell if it's shaved not shaved, where it's
at how that stubble works, but it works for Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Huh are you saying you have a man crush on
Jimmy Garoppolo?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Is that what you're coming out with it? Yep.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
You told me you guys were gonna get to the
meta things, but I didn't think we were going down
that road.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
All right again, Oh, he's not giving up.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Just make sure everyone you get your two drink minimum here,
right right, all right, we're gonna move on, all right.
Last week, you saw this story Jim Tua right to
whatever his last name is, he complained is bitching and
moaning about Brian Flores. The former Dolphins coach said he
was mean to him, told him he sucked. Wasn't that
the way coaches worked in the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Don't you think if John Robinson had been meaner to you,
you know, told you you'd suck, maybe then you would
have been better.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Like if you said, Jim, you suck.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Stop throwing the ball on the other team, you lose
A probably.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Would have been in the Hall of Fame. If that
was the case.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Here y you go, you would have been the forty
nine ers in the NFC title game.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
See, like us, like Jim, we'd say, right now, Jim,
you suck at interviews.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Up.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, you babble on and tell terrible jokes. See that
helps knocks.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
That's how it will how we rolled.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You mentioned the Hall of Fame, obviously the big topic
regarding all talking about the retirement of Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
When do you think we'll see his induction?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
You know, that's a great question.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
You guys didn't get the memo from the commissioner that
there is no Philadelphia Eagle quarterbacks in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh excuse me.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
You guys might want to claim Norm van brockln but
he was really a ram before an Eagle, So you
know there's.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
No Eagles in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
So I'm going to say this, Nick Foles can go
in the Hall of Fame if he follows Donovan McNabb, Jaworski, Cunningham.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh oh yeah, but we've been saying that for.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Years, Carson Wentz and then Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, okay, yeah, they should all be inducted. Should we agree?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We agree our coaching helped him, Tony that motivation fair
does bring some of these good takes there, you go.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, all right, look you're in a good roll right now.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Obviously, NFL season, kick it off. You just get your
official prediction. Who do you see facing the Eagles in
the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
I still think the Eagles gotta get by Atlanta, gotta
get by the Rams.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's not a game.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What gotta get by?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Whose same fly? Falcons fly in Atlanta?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh that's it? No that you know what's flyway? It's
you off the show? Off, Sha never it on the
show again? You don't fire your joke right up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You gotta get the hell out of his show and
fix your camera.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Is he off the line? Jay, hang up the phone?
What's he doing? Comedy?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
But exactly, I'll give you a knock knock joke. Knock knock,
who's there? A horrible guest? See that's a good joke.
That's how you do it that anyway. Yeah, we're not gonna.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Let every one, which was a terrific show.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, remember visit our merch store, all the merch somewhere
with a brain.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, producing Jay, what do you want? All right? Do
your story directions? Gree up?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
You said the record for single season home runs is
seventy two.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, bro around there, bro sure.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Barry Bonds hit seventy three in a single season. Everybody
knows that.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh yeah, well, the only Barry I care about is
where to bury your body?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Single season is also the perfect way to describe your
love life.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh remember, right, let's go, let's get out of here.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
You said the word hoola when you were talking about
the game in.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Brazil Spanish, Bro, Yeah, Spanish.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
They speak Portuguese. Second, the h is silent, it's ola.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to shoot a whole lot
in your skull. You're going to be silent after I suffocate.
You can't wait for that? Yeah? Right enough?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
No, no, no, no, what you think the one hundred million
dollar deal that Amazon gave the Kelsey Brothers is low
totally bro.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, we make way more than that. Bro.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah, I've seen the budget for this show. You don't
even make point zero zero zero zero one percent of that.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh yeah, well you have a point zero zero zero
zero one percent chance of getting home alive tonight.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, and you also have point zero zero zero zero zero.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
One percent of a human penis.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh you know what is one hundred percent locked? Next
week on the show super Bowl Hero Future Hall of Fame,
Nick Foles don't forget in the March st until September
second win.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Now, hey Tony, great job as over.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless shows.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
We'll see if people next week.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
See uh