Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone

Dayna keeps growing his Christmas decoration display, so Froggy calls from the HOA to say it’s too much!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis Durand's phone taps.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration, and and
every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
it would be good if I call from the association
to tell.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Him these things have got to come down. All right,
we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone. Tyl Oh, yeah,
I'm looking for Dan.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Dan there, Dana, Dana, who's this.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is about? I'm the homeowners association president.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I
get the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your
neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
As you remember last year, did across the street. Their
children were almost hit by cars that people trying to
come and view your life to st across.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
The street, just across the street. I don't care what
they do. I don't care if they don't like it,
the fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you know what
it was. It's not she didn't objective to do. I'll
tell you what it was. It was the helicopter that
cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter, I
thought it would be different and entertain the kids. Bring
the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter. They
don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
How many lights did you have last year?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?
How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, suppose I
have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my electric bill.
You don't pay my electric bill?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dan? It's Dana.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh sorry, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Last year, though it's now down the road, people parked
on their grass.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't care about Denis. What's down the road. I
don't care about any of them.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's
all set up to music. The lights are blinking, blink, blink, blinking.
The people next door, they can't even go to sleep
at night.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
The hell with the people next door. I don't care
about the people next door. Let them come out. They
can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And now i've heard this year you're gonna charge.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Contributions accepted. I mean this is.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
An Now you're making money off of the fact that
you're decorating your house.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
We don't have any control of the inside of your house.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
case it doesn't snow, and I got sands and blows.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're not going to be able to do it this year?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, I'm going to do it. Who hell are you
to tell me? I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
If you do it, we will place a lean against
your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell
your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
do it this year. Shoote he's like over the top
of these lights.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
He sends more on these Christmas places than penny guests
to get for any best.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're going to call him back now. I'm just going
to listen in and I want to say if he
tells you exactly what's going on.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh, hey, what do you want? Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I just got a rock and holl from that guy
from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still
pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What what time? What
do you want?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
He called you?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, didn't you just send me that? Let the hell
with him?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Maybe they have a point, you know, I have a.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Point, Rachel. This is my house, this is my yard.
I do it for you. I did it for you
as a little kid. I do it for all the
little kids in the neighborhood and then with the neighborhood association.
I don't care about them.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
people come and they got at our house and it's
their thing.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new,
I'm in.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Here're adding more. It's are you so much?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Are you? A helicopter is going to come in through
the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the
reindeer on the FLA.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, no, we did that for years. This is different.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hey, Dana, what if I come over with you? Show
it to me?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Can I see it?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
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