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March 19, 2026 123 mins

Marcus takes guesses on how high the price of Brent Crude Oil will go, talks feijoas, and what it means if you don't find comedians funny.

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
You're listening to the Marcus Lush Knights podcast from Newstalks'd be.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Quick question to start the night four seven past date
the fuel at the moment one thirteen A barrel that's
Brent crude. Convert that to Kiwi dollars one nine to four?
Who's the legend? How high do you think it'll go?
What's the height it'll get to this year? Have a
quick prediction. We'll see how we go with that. It's
one thirteen currently. When the war started, which was about

(00:34):
like the second was it, it was on Oh I
can't work out for graph people. I'm sorry about that anyway. Oh,
it was on sixty eight and now it's on one
for it's gone up to one fourteen. How high do
you think it'll go? Just a quick prediction if you
want to come through, and then you can be the
legend if you are the forecaster. So yeah, will it
go to two hundred? Will it go to two hundred? Us?

(00:58):
What's your quick prediction? It's one fourteen a barrel of
brent crewd at the moment. Of course, brent Crude is
named after the Brent Crude oil field, which is named
after drink Goose. The break goose. But just your quick
guess how high you think it'll go. Just a couple
of calls bring me through. Will it get to two hundred?
Will it get to three hundred. I don't want to
fearmong We're just curious to know what your predictions of

(01:18):
that will be. Oh, eight hundred eighty ten eighty and
nine two nine to detext I'm watching it on live speed.
It's just gone down two cents back up, two cents down.
The scent up four up to up, one down, three down,
three down, eight up to down, one up, three down

(01:39):
three it's quite void. Down seven down, three up seven
It's quite exciting. How high do you think it'll go?
Just a quick prediction, bearing in mind if you go
in to look at the five years and they haven't
been telling us this much. In November, sorry, in twenty
twenty two it was up to one hundred and nineteen dollars,

(01:59):
so it has been higher in the last five years.
So just your quick predictions of how high you think
it will go. Let me know and we'll write this
down so you can say I told you it was
going to go to this. You can be the eight
to twelve legend League End if you want to be.
I don't know if you do want to be, but
get in touch. If you want to make a prediction
quite quickly. Oh eight hundred eighty ten eighty and nine

(02:20):
two nine two de text. How high you think it'll
go in US dollars? Marcus, I'm picking US thirty thousand
dollars a barrel when the Saudis get blown out, Marcus,
I think one six' five will be there. Tonight, jeepers. Screepers,
oh eight hundred eighty ten eighty and nine two nine
two de. Text if you want to come, through just
your quick guess of how high it's going to. GO

(02:42):
i want to know whether you guys are economic. Legends,
lewis It's, marcus good, Evening.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Hi Loy hi.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Maybe three, ten.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Three hundred and ten mm hmm is it kiwi or us?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Kiwi?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
OKAY i got you down for. THERE i write all
of these. Down do we keep it going to eight
hundred and eighty ten? Eighty are you going to talk
about fuel all?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Night?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Please? NO i hope. Not i'd like to talk about,
fijoas But i'm just curious to know to get the
whole ball rolling with this eight hundred eighty ten. EIGHTY
i just want to know how high you think it's
going to, go, because, yeah the wisdom of the. Crowds
i'm kind of curious about this because the callers two
weeks ago said it was just going to be a
minor blipp and it always recorrects after any conflict we've been, With,

(03:33):
peter It's, marcus good, evening and, welcome.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Welcome, Well Colonel wilkinson did a war game With china
and all, that and it got up to two hundred
in their, wargame so this hasn't. Happened So i'll be
guessing two hundred and seventy five And indonesia has.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Two hundred and. Seventy, peter just with the two and
seventy Five New zealand OR us.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
YOU us Dollars.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Indonesia it depends on on the.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
And what sort of time Frame, peter first Of.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
October and the. Like indonesia has stopped people going to
school and the, university so it's all work. Online so
it will depend on the response to cut the. Demand
basically that's going to determine the.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Price thank. YOU i see In india to a lot
of the restaurants have closed. Play we'll use guests to
cook with and they've sold out of conviction. Elements you
haven't thought about them all with their guests short Ittt's.
Marcus good evening and.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Welcome, yeah good, Evening. Marcus, yeah i'd like to make
it Not i'm not making a prediction to my. Sister
is she's a bit of a psychic and.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
She's got psychic.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Abilities, yeah, YEAH i. Know she predicted so many things
made and she's. Incredible but she predicted one eight by
would you, Say AUGUST augusta.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
One eight us By August, yeah, yeah, yeah And i'll
tell you she Predicted trump winning the election and all.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
That we're very Staunch trump supporters as, well so we
were bloody.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Please, yeah you'll.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Be happy with how much the fuel is in if
you're A trump. Supporter oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah everyone's A trump. Supporter did DON i?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Think?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
So are you enjoying paying more for? Fuel, well you.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Got to pay the price sometimes for you know the
sort of boy more conflict, though you know it doesn't
come cheap.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Flip, yeah a. PSYCHIC i can think of another word for,
her but that's that's. Fine robbie And. Marcus, welcome get A.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Marcus, HEY i reckon about one.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Mate so you think it's probably done all the damage it's.

Speaker 10 (05:47):
Said, yeah, yeah you, KNOW i think people panic a.
BIT i Mean i've, Seen i've seen far. Enough, yeah you,
know so they just need to hold the horse a
bit and just you. Know it's going to hurt a
lot of, people, obviously but everything.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Does Every everything hurts a lot of.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
People, well everything hurts at some stage in, life doesn't.
It you, KNOW i think people panic too, much as.
KIWIS i think we we we just panic too.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Much AND i guess it depends if you've got a
car that's that's costly to, run and you've got a
long commute and no alternative public. TRANSPORT i guess there
could be a couple of.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
HUNDREDS i currently, YEAH i currently spend a budget of
one eighty a. Week i've got a twinter v six
days of miss And navara what year this one's are
two thy thirteen and like it's quite. Economical but obviously

(06:48):
if you push it all under loads and choose up a,
bit but it's quite economical for a diesels actually got
A reno motor in, it and that's A european you, know.
Thing but, no it goes quite.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Good are you trying to flick it? Off, Robbie no
grand grand for.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
YOU i was off as sixteen for.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
IT i take it when you get.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Off when'd you get off at fifteen.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
A couple of months.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Ago you want to beat the rash before everyone starts
flogging off these big.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
Cars now that's not going to, happen of.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Course well that's what they always say before a. Crest
they always, say it's never going to. Happen, nixon you
know that line beside the road to be lined with this.

Speaker 9 (07:29):
End of our.

Speaker 10 (07:30):
MATE i can Remember Carlos stays and my father, said
was someone? Winning AND i, said what do you? Mean
and he, said, well you Know Carlos stays were letter,
music our one, day one another the. Datata he. Said
but the bike shops are doing really.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well you couldn't really get three good bikes then with
the import rules there wasn't much you could buy made
healing some clunky fourteen past night cheap as. Creepers oh,
Well marcus one to four us first Of. June oh
what was A i say it's going to get down

(08:04):
out as A i say it's going to GET i
never know word that To, Ai marcus was good to
See christopher The christian back In New zealand after the
must be talking about The prime minister after a specific disaster.
Tour the gas price will be one out of a
bear in a month's. Time it's going to change pretty, Quick.

(08:24):
Marcus one to fourth for THE. Us first Of. June
lots Of fijawa's large sized far, north a lot of
people posting On facebook shots of Their fija is falling
from the. Trees, juvenile not juvenile that they're posting, that
but there what is kind of? Juvenile but there juvenile.
Fruit they haven't. Blossomed they haven't Posh. Marcus one out of,

(08:48):
us by the, way Asked, ai where we would get
our refined fuel From New zealand if we got no
more From singapore and twenty twenty, six next supplier Is,
korea Then, japan Then australia And china than THE, uae
so all of them get it out of The Persian.
Gulf not. Good gary was A i, say go to Dan.
Oh he emailed, me, goodness there there we. Go i'll

(09:11):
tell you WHAT i shouldn't. SAY i tell you what
it's a terrible thing to. Say the highest Ever brent
crewd went was one forty Seven american per, barrel reached
In july two double. Eight the perfect storm of surging
demand from im emerging economies Like china and can soon

(09:31):
have a long term scarcity gold and sex and The
bank Of america suggested the strait Of hormus remains fully.
Blocked prices will spike to one thirty or even one fifty,
cheapers although they say the new norm will be back
to eighty or. Ninety it's so. Good it's getting the
hang of it this. Ai by the, WAY i think

(09:52):
my new cars got smart chips in, it because it's beeping.
Less WHEN i parked for a while there it. WAS
i don't know if it's learned HOW i, drive has
got more confidence in, Me that's What i'm. Thinking marcus
on A Great Barrier island according To, guessby HAVE i got?
That i'll Think i'm pronouncing that. Wrong gasbee On Great

(10:13):
Barrier island according To, gesby there are two stations and
the fuel place is ninety one octane four thirty two
or diesel three seventy. Nine oh you be worth it,
though for the visitas Fijoas marcus forget the. Fuel have
you seen the griddles at makes soft little many pancakes

(10:34):
with maple SP i don't like maple. Syrup it will
be below eighty dollars by One. June marcus the gonna run.
Out my predictions will be dry in two. Weeks australia
won't anything past their. Ports they bowl under, Well i'll
tell you what he's Alban easy has appointed and Oil
zar to look out to the supply and make sure

(10:55):
they're not being. Extorted we should have done that at
the one thirty press, conference although it should have been an.
Email not much was new that was. There they should
have said we're going to get oils out to make
sure when not ripped, off because how would you? Know
and there'd be a great thing to call some of
the oils are. Sar what about all these, people BECAUSE
i tell you what's important these days. Aerodynamics you've got

(11:19):
to be concerned about your car's. Aerodynamics so if you've
got a roof, rack, psh gotta. Go but what about
all these high country cowboys or off the track trevers
that have got Those feldon shelters on the top of
their full. Wheel do you see those things they drive around.

(11:40):
Town when they go on the, back they just sleep
on top of their. Van they would be like a
sea anchor out there in the, world wouldn't. They AND
i don't think you can take them. Off you need
about ten men to take them. Off so how would
you cope with? That have you got a feldon? Shelter
what are you going to do with? It they were
stealing them a while, back so you come through about, That.

(12:00):
Marcus this has got me, thinking is there a theoretical
cost of at poer? Barrel, like at what point do
we go back to the horse and. Cart i'm on
trade me now looking at. Folds not. BAD i can
get one for about three. GRAND i love your. Show
we'll be doing cost a Cult. Marcus Wire broadcast is
calling it. GASBY i think that's how it's. SPELLED i

(12:22):
think that's how it's. Spelled that's What i've. SAID i
untoward how it's. Spelled always was told it was. Gasby
it's not SOMETHING i would. Use i'm not the sort
of person's going to get napped for fuel, Prices Marcususanna
burns Francis Al jazeera's new lead newsreader In. Washington she
was In doha, recently Thanks Na. Motor, YEAH i think
she's doing, well BUT i don't know what SHE'S i don't.

(12:44):
KNOW i mean a lot of kiwis in networking For
Al jazeera and a lot of people in management there
And Al jazeera are kiwi's. Also oh, well the dollar
goes a long. Way anyone predict The Al jazeera that
the Baj khalifa would get hit to him in Our
New year's? PREDICT i wonder if that will get, hit
because that would be some, bollot wouldn't. It, no it
hasn't been. Hit the other one that was shaped like

(13:05):
a sale is. HIT i think maybe the Barj khaliffer
has been. Hit Hello, daniel It's. Marcus good Eveningho, marcus
feel you coming in? Strong daniel, good thank.

Speaker 12 (13:16):
You well.

Speaker 13 (13:17):
Good i'm there with my.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Son and he was pretty keen to been listening for
last ten to fifteen. Minutes he was prett keen to
give you a prediction on the pun barrel.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Price oh what is?

Speaker 14 (13:28):
IT i think it's going to be two hundred and
FORTY uss per.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Barrel and what's your First April?

Speaker 15 (13:36):
Dylan?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Dylan is? It? Yes Brilliant. Dylan thank you for That
daniel And dylan two four Six. American, Wow so there
will go see how all those just filled up my
ute five hundred dollars that may have been a car
a can on the back as, Well And i've got
an Email i'll sort of become the fuels Are, hello Mister.

(13:59):
Lush my husband is an. Nutritionian we are self. Employed
after watching today's press, conference my husband has become free
ensued we may run out of petrol or it becomes
affordable and. Affordable we rushed out and got a hold
of three oil. Drums we have filled one up and
got abused by members of the public AT Npd Bond
street in the. Cargo very. Disappointed if we can't fili

(14:22):
up our van and your power goes, out you are
happy to sit in the. Dark come, on, people respect.
Others he's a. Sparky you think you'd be on the
old wooden, TURBINE a couple Of tesla, batteries electric Car
cheapness twenty five past. Dates if you want to be in,
touch just wondering if you're, curious if you're doing anything
to make your calm or, aerodynamic and what's because those

(14:46):
are big tents on your roof they'd be, bad a
like having a sale go on the other. Direction Gav marcus,
welcome gooday.

Speaker 16 (14:55):
Mate i'm just as they start bringing the slow Gray
dasil and late MODEL t Three tier, four it'll it'll
cause a better habit because anything with ad blue doesn't
like low grade.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Feel anything with what sorry, blue ad.

Speaker 16 (15:20):
Blue which is like a scrubbing. Agent anything with tier
four emissions, Controllings, yeah they don't like.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It, Yeah i'm not a car. Person what will? Happen
will the farmers not cope with that?

Speaker 16 (15:34):
Stuff, well they bring out these emission controls on the
trappers that they've got to be reducing sulfur. Emissions that's
fine when you've got high grade, diesel but if you
get some low grade stuff that comes through the, system
they will not like.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
It how many how many leaders of diesel you got
around The becky is?

Speaker 16 (15:54):
Shed but it's all contaminating with?

Speaker 12 (15:58):
Water?

Speaker 17 (15:59):
Oh why get robbers?

Speaker 8 (16:02):
Away?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Wow tell me more?

Speaker 16 (16:05):
Diesel, well diesel's worth a lot of.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Money how do you tell that robbers that there's water in?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
It well.

Speaker 16 (16:13):
Is a tricky.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Question are you worried about admitting then on radio that
you stop piling and that some in case someone takes.

Speaker 16 (16:21):
It, WELL i can't stop, them CAN? I?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yev if you could you put water and then and
then could you distill it again.

Speaker 16 (16:35):
Yourself what you do is you carry enough diesel to
keep diesel to keep yourself. Going and then we get
tractors and they have diesel in the tanks and them
and there. Yard so.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
If you put, water if you put water in a diesel,
thing would it sit on Top.

Speaker 16 (16:54):
And water usually goes to the.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Bottom so just you could just cipher it out the
diesel come out on top with.

Speaker 16 (17:01):
It, well the old trick was if you put water
in the and with it that only get so fa
down the road and the water would stop them running
because it will go through a first.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Pretty old school.

Speaker 16 (17:15):
Trick oh, yeah the best valuable.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Feelers, now how many leaders have you?

Speaker 16 (17:22):
Got i'd say fifteen.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Hundred oh it's all, right that's only about worth about three.
Grand it's not it's not the end of the. View you've.
Tricked this worth more than. That, Okay, Gay i've good on.
You twenty nine past. Eight keep those texts Through Guest,
Talk guess B guest beyond the App an oil drum
does forty gallons which equals one to eight one. Liters
now one of that guy filled an oil drum npdnvcar

(17:48):
will called a lot of. Flak ye is that? Much?
WELL i always think they are called a forty four gallon.
Drum of, course the order isn't coming those. DRUMS i did,
actually AS i was driving to town with the boy,
today we worked out the value of petrol on a.
SUPERTANKER i think there's one hundred AND i think all
up it's worth about three hundred, million the value of

(18:09):
the tanker and the value of the fuel in. It
so no wonder the insurance companies are getting a little
bit testy because that's a third of a billion dollars
in one full super. Tanker it's going to be pretty hefty.
Premiums good, boom a lot of Oil hettel Twelve miname Is,
Marcus good, evening be in touch if you want to

(18:30):
be in. Touch eight hundred and eighty ten Eighty, tim
It's marcus good.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Evening, yeah good, Evening marcus you.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Will, yes, good thank, You.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Tim fantastic so fuel.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Prices i'll make an uneducated prediction on the top out
price of one and THIRTY.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Us so we're.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Just about we're just about at the.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Top, YEAH i think.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
So, yeah me. Too how do you think it will resolve?
Itself they'll have they'll have escorts coming through the, straight
ohor moves with the.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Ships that may have to be the. Case and FOR
i had in an earlier bulletin that you know written
is sending some invoice to The states to discuss strategic
ways of dealing with. That, yeah so they don't want

(19:28):
to send hard, freight you, know you, know ships and
that over. There but they've probably got a couple of.
Ideas but you, see.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You, see if they if they open the, straight you've
still got to get insurance for their. Ships and if
you're an insurance, company if there worth three hundred million,
dollars you'd be loath to let them go through because
that's that's a lot of replacement costing.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
It, well this is the.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Problem it's that's What i'm wondering about your prediction because
it seems a bit light to. Me but you, KNOW
i am.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
NO I i can care with.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
You it is.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Light it's more hopeful than you got To you've got
to do.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
It you've got to double, cab butte have You, No.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I'm going to are the old ninety Nine camry station.
Wagon and, Gee i've.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Got to look at what that looks. Like nineteen ninety.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Nine, yeah it's a, beast you, know on an open.
Raiate it's not the worst thing in the, world but
around town it likes a bit of guess, lane and you,
KNOW i use it. ACCORDINGLY i just have to at the.
Moment that's my. Circumstance and so has it got the different?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Color has it got the different the trim and a
different color with the bottom part of?

Speaker 5 (20:39):
It, no it's it's probably got a different shades of
of blue on.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
It not overly, bad but you know.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
It's got it sold a few mysteries from over the
years and the body department Previous.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
AIGNERS i didn't like.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
That car with. Mystery best thing i've. Heard thank you
six THOUSAND i give for. That Bob, marcus.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Welcome Oh i'm not going TO i worked in place
Called Pati, area which Is, Interactaga manototo and, anyway this year, ago,
now the guy that owned the place was suspicious that
someone was stealing his. Diesel now my quarters was hostulating
sort of the diesel, tank which was probably a dangerous
place for.

Speaker 15 (21:21):
It to.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
Be but, however that's where it, was AND i missed.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
IT i missed. That but what did you? Say you
said that.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
The diesel tank was right next door to my my
single men's, quarters and the owner said to, me old,
ab he, said if you hear the chain jiggling on
the diesel, tank he, said get out there and do
something about. It so it was about quarter past two one,
morning And ad was a very keen. Skier he used
to go away skiing all the. Time he had forgot
to tell me that he was going to mount, up

(21:49):
and they was even really, early SO i wouldn't out
the baseball. BAT i sneaked around the corner of the,
building and honest, FIELD i just think about the sky on.
Them when he got me bleak the forts AND i
realized it was.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Them you should you should. Have Was was he a
Good was he a good?

Speaker 14 (22:03):
Boss?

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Yeah he was never. There he used to see up
in the hut and then go over to the sweet
speeding in the in the jolly, winter SO i never
really seen much of. It but, yeah what about he
got a bang on the head of the baseball.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Bat he's fund to be a funny court, case wouldn't
it is. YOU i was told to had any what
was your were?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
You were you?

Speaker 9 (22:24):
Shipping BUT i just just running the, farm just putting
the use, out moving the fuck, around you, know putting
the ram out When i'm supposed to. Do but the hat.
MAKING a lot of work was done in the summer up,
there because you, know you make lucier and hay and
of course lucier and can't be bailed in the daytime
because the so a lot of my work was done at.
Night so that was a good place to work and
played For giver and rugby. Team we were pretty.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Good did you have any of the The hawes and that, Team.

Speaker 18 (22:52):
Well the hall was the father's. Whoor the guy that
was All Brack. Cocker his father was our. Coach oh, great,
yeah from from the sticks they caught, it which is
just past petty out.

Speaker 15 (23:02):
Of the.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
No.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Nonsense it was one of the hardest whole buggets you
could come across because in Penny, row in the middle
of winter you get the whoar. Cross, yeah and you.
Didn't you didn't there say you're not going to go
practice because if he didn't get a, practice you wouldn't
get a. Game and even though the pross was ripping
the shit out of your knees and everything.

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Else you.

Speaker 9 (23:20):
Know excuse for not doing it.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Because you would have been in your, forties.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Were, You oh but earlier than.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
That earlier than, that, yeah probably.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Thirties have you got away with? Stock? Sorry have you
got a good ability with moving?

Speaker 18 (23:35):
Stock?

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Oh, NO i. HAD i had a real good a
shoot dog, too so that was.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Good.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Yeah her name Was bell and basically he had a
rotation which you would put them in one pattic and
then you, know another three weeks later he'd turn them
out or put them on the green, turnips or whatever
the case may.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Be, Yeah i'm doing my High i'm doing my high
country muster this. Weekend i'm bringing the stock down from the.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Hills let's put it this. Way he never complained AND
i got paid every, month SO i must be doing
something like.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Brilliant that's what we.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Want.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Bob thank. You twenty three to, nine twenty, nine twenty to,
nine bring crud, Ats, marcus, welcome good.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Evening, yeah, Hi, MARCUS i just heard you a few
moments ago talking about guess. SPY i, mean we've always
pronounced it guest, spy but some people seem to call
it guess.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
By oh, okay so how's it? Pronounced is? It?

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Well it looks like a combination of the words gas and.
Spy well looks LIKE i presumed spying on the.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Price, Again, WELL i wonder WHY i didn't spell it
ga is is p y because it looks for all
the world like.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Gaspy, yeah, yeah yeah, Yeah and i'd a guest. Spy
well that's WHAT i that's WHAT i refer to it
as most Because, okay to be, Honest i'm not a
big app user, either but gaess spy is very good
because you've got to realize that An auckland right, now

(25:02):
there's a price difference than ninety one of nearly sixty
cents a. Liter Over, auckland you have different gas.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Stations does it tell you how? Far does it tell
you how far it's worth traveling to get those, discounts
because it should work out if it's worth your driving
halfway across, town because maybe it's not because.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
We live In Green, lane but if we go two
kilometers up the, road so Green lane is the most,
expensive and if Some manekow road is the. Cheapest so for,
diesel the diesel you can pay two dollars sixty or
you can pay three dollars. Twenty what would you rather?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Pay it depends to go to it. DEPENDS i got
stuck in the alpasv thing with the cars that take
forever to go.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Through but, YEAH i can, no, no, no, no, no
it's good a time. THINGS i, MEAN i don't deliberately
drive to a gas. STATION i mean you just kind of.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
After you're going past and you're on the gas by
ego and, yes by.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Guess but it's a very good app and it shows
you that the locate what the petrol is in your
neighborhood and then if you want a put in an
area where you happen to be. Going but, YEAH i
MEAN i can SAVE i MEAN i can save probably
what seven seventy. Liters i've got a proto seventy liters

(26:18):
at fifty you, know thirty five to forty dollars a.
TANK i mean it's a ridiculous amount of.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Money how how does guess be make its? Money?

Speaker 7 (26:27):
ADVERTISING i guess when your first log on each time
has got a couple of ads and it's and it's
it's monitored by by the people who use. It so
if you're at a gas station and you're sitting, there
you can report what the price is, there just to
verify the, price and they just so the users just
keep verifying the price so it's always up up to.

(26:48):
Date it's very clever and said.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
That people are putting in false.

Speaker 19 (26:52):
Details, YEAH i don't know quite why you do, that
but you, know most of the, TIME i don't Think
i've ever arrived at the gas station and the price
has been different to what gas by.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Saying except it's quite hard to keep up recently because you,
know we've had the price of diesel around here go
up from like a dollar forty tie with the two
dollars sixty in about two. Weeks it's quite.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Shocking really nice to, Talk, Prin thanks so much for.
That eighteen to. Nine anything goes sixteen to. Nine Welcome
Guessbie gaspy guest Spy Marcus farm a friend of mine
and The. Naki his old man was From. Island he
made metal beer traps around his farm for those diesel.
Robbers he put a bloody quick stop to that. Nonsense,

(27:44):
Jeers John, marcus have a look at the app imagine
you'll see it's a spy head on top of a gas.
Pump why don't they buy the extra money for the
extra S, well today's gasoline, prices we can't not afford
to buy a. Pony change of, Subject, MARCUS i just
tried to Watch Seven days comedy. Show i've got more
humor in my funny. Bone they are all terrible. Embarrassing

(28:06):
when you You Billy tea Or Fred, dagg maybe your
humor is not kept up with the. TIMES i wouldn't
be too. Consered, well, yeah, Anyway, Marcus i'm a sparky
to have three comments to. Make the app is Called Guess.
Spy what's? Not it's Called. GASBY i don't know why

(28:26):
they didn't get them the name of it. Right second
point off a run out of, fuel it will be
us essential trade is that people can't get it's about. It,
oh it's named after the Great Gasby marcus And willington
IS z STATION seefew has deal for diesel for two
ninety nine nine and next Door npddsler's two sixty. FOUR

(28:51):
i THINK z relies on ripping off their customers with
fuel cards as they can't go. Elsewhere, marcus have you
had a good look at The Marine trekking app gives
you a good overview of how many tankers are held
up in the straight of Hor. Moos, yes we're looking
that at that, today that very, thing a lot of
ships in the straight ohr. Moves welcome. People my name
Is Marcus. Good, EVENING hddle. Twelve we're. Talking fijo is also.

(29:14):
Tonight the season is amongst. Us and the question is
why why Are kiwis more nuts On fijo as anyone
else in the. World some people hate. THEM i think
some of those people are super, tasters AND i think
of you a super. Taste it tastes quite perfume. Me,

(29:34):
YEAH i don't know if that's true or, not BUT
i love the. Taste But i've Had i've had long
discussions with people who get very triggered by. It it's
a bit Like coriandeau and some other. Things, John It's
Marcus Good evening and.

Speaker 17 (29:51):
WELCOME I i just said you say you were going
to do a muster this.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Weekend, yes, There, Well i've got the sheep at the
top of the, farm right, yep And i'm bringing b
both of them down and we've got we've got we've
got the, well it's not a. Certainty we've got the

(30:16):
ram and the bottom, paddock and it's a kilimeter away
from the top. Paddock so, yeah we'll see how that.
Goes last time it didn't go so. WELL i had
to extract them from the, gorse So i'll be bringing
them down with sheep. NUTS i THINK i haven't got a,
dog But i've got two. Kids i've got two kids
in a. Partner what do you Think the.

Speaker 17 (30:37):
Odds are pretty.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
GOOD i think you know your, ship your. Hand i'm
in no.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Worry but, yes they like it In twitter mocking me
up with two. Sheep but, yeah of course they weren't
they they're up on the last, last last, Year. John
they're up at the top paddock with a, ram but
the ram failed to get them, pregnant so there's not
enough feed up, there So i'm bringing them. Down that
would make Sense twitter That i'll bring. Up i'll we

(31:06):
get some photographs of it because it look like The
High Country. Muster you better believe. It we like a country.
Calendar episode ten from. NINE i ate away from nine.
O'clock people guess b is getting huge amounts of free
advertising you because of its. Spelling who owns? It be
interesting how they manage the fuel for tens of thousands

(31:27):
of people that go To warnick if the woolbird's weekend
and back home At, easter it will cost them more
won it with their tank the fill in the. Tank
love fijo has got a febestree in My devenport, garden
THEN i love your, Show thank, you or ship them down.
South so one thing that's not so good in The
south is the lack of fijo is not because they

(31:47):
don't grow, here just because it was never a thing
that people. PLANTED i believe so often with, things it
all depends on the garden centers and what they. Promote
marcus absolutely love Fi. Joe AS i sit by our
five trees with a knife and spoon and go to,
TOWN i eat eat, neat. Neat someone says when you're,
mustering you'll be wearing your dryes abone moleskins and wearing

(32:10):
like A dutch. Bargie what's A dutch? BARGIE a little
tussock country up the. Top it's pretty. SPECTACULAR i don't
know what A dutch bargie. Is this is a. Hat,
OH i wouldn't be wearing one of. Those never liked
a fisherman's, cap who would wear one of, those like
Would roger would who would wear? One Though i'm saying

(32:31):
Where i've seen one before SO i can describe it to.
People be in touch, people if you want to be
part of the, show my name Is. Marcus welcome eight
hundred eighty ten eighty and nine two nine two to
text anything else you want to talk. About i'd like
to hear from. You do get in, touch AS i, Say,
oh eight hundred eighty ten eighty we are talking about

(32:53):
a bit of, everything but mainly about fuel and. Fijos
it's an f night or anything else that starts WITH.
F but mainly it's fuel and. Fijoas but if you've
got something, ELSE i can handle it And i'm here for.
It six away from. Nine keep those texts coming, Through.
Marcus fijo is are the? Business eight too? Many we

(33:13):
have a ninja a ninja. CREAMY i don't think it's
called a ninja. CREAMY i make fijo as orbay want
to be a ninja creamy if we want out of
guess how DO i get to town to get my
meds that keep me? Alive, oh someone will help you.
Out i'm sure of.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
It, YEAH i.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
DON'T i, mean you, know you want to go hard
and go, early but we. Haven't we've just said wait
and see. Him we'll tell you twice a. Week so
it's pretty. Sketchy oh they've gone just getting to that
call and they've disappeared on. Me oh they're a peak.
Caller Pocket is it a Pocket they're called a pocket?
Call is? It i'll pet a pocket? Call but, yes

(33:47):
if you want to be a part of the, show
that's the. Situation that's what we're about. Tonight, oh eight
hundred and eighty ten, Eighty good, Evening. Matthew It's. Marcus.

Speaker 13 (33:56):
Welcome I'm, marcus just says you were talking about for
joeas just it seems called. Dense it'll Ly i'm quite.
Random BUT I i just moved to a brand new
property AND i just took a pram down the street
to my old address WHERE i was, living AND i
took my pram AND i filled up my prem before

(34:19):
the fago was left at the.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Whole property to.

Speaker 13 (34:23):
Do, yeah AND i, thought because they're going to demolish
the property and they were going to, rebuilding, rebuilding AND i, thought, well,
bugger And i'm going to go and save my, fajos
And i'm looking at them now BECAUSE i know the
price of them at the soup. Market it's a fantastic
thing about planting fruit. Trees it's free in. Charge once
you purchased one tree At fruits And, fruits it's three in.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Charge what a great is? That what the prem is?

Speaker 20 (34:48):
For?

Speaker 13 (34:50):
OH i also stopped by a place that you can
pick up free, mulch SO i took bags of mulch
and put them in the pram SO i can kind
of live in my brain new property now and kind
of make a brain new little mulch. Garden so that's
most For jella's story THAT i did do. TONIGHT i thought.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
You're going to say each. Year as soon AS i said,
fijari you're about to eat. One BUT i guess that's
going to happen, soon isn't.

Speaker 13 (35:14):
It, well one or two are? Right and OCCASIONALLY i
cut them up and put them in wine with a,
lemon and it's very.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Tasty you put them in wine with, Lemon, yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
Yeah lemon like as a. Lemon AND i like to
mix fruit into my. Wine and For joe has got
a tangy taste and he can actually buys For joe
wine as, well and it's a real. Fruit so for joy, wine.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
It's a spark for. Food it's a sparkling wine The,
fijar isn't.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
It, yeah sparkling wine it.

Speaker 15 (35:47):
Is.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah i've seen them make. That it's quite it's quite
hard to. Press they've always got to make it solid
and then they, yeah squeeze. That, yeah, okay. Good it's
all very. Interesting in fit more than, interesting be in
Touch hittell, twelve eight hundred and eighty eight anything, else
that's what the situations will get some calls there for
over the. News oh, yeah we'll have a bit of
a busy. Half, no, no, Wait, john this Is. Marcus.

(36:12):
Marcus this Is. John how are you? Good thank, you
greetings and welcome.

Speaker 21 (36:17):
And same to You. Marcus, Now, Marcus i've just filled
up my car about a week ago at a very
good garage In Blis road in Christ. Church this is
not an ad for the, garage but it was the
first time for years that the attendant actually came out

(36:42):
and filled the car up for me and then he
put it then he put air.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
In.

Speaker 21 (36:49):
Matthias it was it was bloody, marvelous but, ANYWAY i
filled my car up it's a ten year Old suzuki
swift AND i get three months out of a full?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Tanks is that the gas station near The billtongue? Shop
or is there A South? African is there A South
african good shop next?

Speaker 21 (37:14):
DOOR i don't, know but, okay, anyway, anyway no excellent.
Service and the other Thing i'd like to mention with
you is that fruit you're talking. About i've never. TASTED

(37:34):
i wouldn't even know what it looks.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Like but don't be. Ridiculous, Well i'm in The.

Speaker 21 (37:40):
Thailand you, see.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
They're in your. Supermarket they're next to the apricoxym? Peaches are, You?
John hang? On are you not few? Curious look? THAT i,
mean why would why would someone pride themselves on being
wilfully misinformed when it comes to the wonder?

Speaker 21 (38:01):
Fruit, WELL i don't know fruit to me, bananas, oranges, apricots, plums,
apples and lemon from a? Gin but so do you
think of?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
That do you think is going to turn you on or?
Something if you're?

Speaker 15 (38:20):
True what?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
What what's your fear?

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Of?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
What you don't?

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Know?

Speaker 21 (38:24):
OH i don't. Know it's What i've been brought up with.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
You you're going to BE i thought you'd be more
flexible of.

Speaker 21 (38:29):
Opinion, NO i was brought up in the country and
that that's going to lead me on to the other.
COMMENT i want to make very briefly about your muster
that's coming, up because you want to put the ram
out and last year it was seen to be very.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
UNSUCCESSFUL a different Ram John.

Speaker 21 (38:52):
WELL i hope now Is shorts and Ram. Weather.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Absolutely how do you, Know, Marcus.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Because there's someone in charge with a lower paddic and
he's got the he's run hill country. Farms he knows
what he's on. About he's very, experienced very. Experienced oh,
yeah he's old school.

Speaker 21 (39:11):
As long as the animal's got something hanged with the hind.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
LEGS i realized that, RIGHT i, THOUGHT i thought you're
standing agriculture of rural humor would be.

Speaker 21 (39:21):
Higher, no it's be, honest but if.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Someone was to send you a, FIJOA.

Speaker 21 (39:30):
I wouldn't even know what it looks.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Like if someone was to mail one to you is
what would you do with?

Speaker 15 (39:36):
It?

Speaker 21 (39:38):
OH i would probably cast task at the, side AS
i do with a lot of. Technology my children are
trying to get me hopped into a one of these
cell phone things AND i don't want to be bothered
with that at.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
All, yeah it's. Contempt prior to, investigation you need to
actually open you need there's a whole world out there
that you're not embarking. On these computers and the fas and.
This what have you spend today? Doing? Jo what have
you done all?

Speaker 21 (40:07):
That i've just, Well i've been looking after my dear
wife who's fallen over in the hospital wing of the rest.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Blood but that sounds.

Speaker 21 (40:17):
Tough, Yeah but apart from, that just if you want
a wee bit of, humor but a dark, Humor i've
just been reading a book written By Spike. Milligan are you, There? Marcus?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
YEAH i Am. Yeah was it My Partner's? Downfall was It?
Pacoon was it his? Biography it Was?

Speaker 21 (40:38):
Platoon and it's a comment he made in as he,
said life has one, great long illness and the only
cure for it is.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Death, yeah it's a. YEAR i used to read that
a lot as a. Child package was. Great that's the
one when the clock is stuck on the same, time
is that? Right that's the one he's always mentioning the.
Time he's always saying it's three fifteen at night or
three fifteen in the. Midday so it's.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
Good for.

Speaker 21 (41:07):
Great GREAT i LIKED i.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Liked his war book as war, BOOKS.

Speaker 21 (41:13):
I haven't read.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
That oh you've got to read his war books are
it's he's playing a jazz concert and he's late for
the call up and when he finally arrives with his.
PLATOON i think it's somewhere In, france he says, that
And i'm. Paraphrasing his commander, says year three weeks. Late he,
says don't, Worry i'll fight. Nights very good, Book, john

(41:39):
but Than, GLEN i remember. That we used to Love
Spike milligan, Anyway thank you for.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
That the.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
GUY i can't seen the guy Fi joe for love
nor money. Anyhow fijoas And fijoa ice, cream two cups
smashed add to fifty whipped cream and a tiny condensed.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
Milk.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Marcus that person was right about The New zealand comedians
On channel. Three they really are. Embarrassing which stake would
can the? Show it's. CRINGEY i think we're probably in
a golden age of, comedy AND i think that comedy
has probably. Progressed and just because you don't find it
funny doesn't, mean it's probably very. Successful but humor is

(42:24):
a funny, thing isn't, It because a lot of people
take great pride in finding something not. Funny, OH i
didn't find that, funny whereas you're much better off if
you do find a lot of things funny because you
have a better time of. It there's not much great
join in than any. Humour, snoma well where they get
in those? Comedians marcus with ninety one fuel when almost
surprised as? Diesel can we expect a discount on? Diesel

(42:46):
k's a lot of texts That i've missed them? All someone,
said Ask nina how she pronounced. Gaspie it's for a good, Question.
Marcus with the extent of fuel pricing fluctuations and, irregularities
the lack of government regulation to constrained, profiteering one must
wonder PEPs the government's jubilant and increased fuel, levies HIGH
gst and above average. Revenues marcus might be a smaller,
sue BUT i find it really hard to buy tea

(43:08):
bags with string. Tags the packets of the soupermarket just
are not clear at. All anyone else have the same.
Problem there is a comedy in acting cartel In New.
Zealand you might be, Right and then people are singing
the praises of Mcfalan. Gadsby that was a. Hazelnutskin now

(43:30):
let me just recover comedy progresses and why AM i
fighting this? Fight BUT i think each generation has their own.
Comedians and what mcphale and gadsby did forty years ago
that they thought was, hilarious like doing muldoon or, something
it probably doesn't cut it. Anymore but every Time i've
seen Seven days looks fairly humorous to. Me but there

(43:51):
we go, Humor but maybe you're not supposed to be watching.
IT i, mean humor is a young person's, game Isn't
it's a new person's rock and. Roll that's what they're.
Doing and there aren't many humor many. COMEDIANS i can't
stand most of. Them, OH i appreciate the effort as.
Well seven in past, Nine, jen this Is, marcus good.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
Evening did you say, jen.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yes Jen Jen Jen Jen jen Yes jen just jen
singular Welcome.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
And you were all, right very?

Speaker 15 (44:20):
Good, ah you didn't Get hazel's nuts stuck down your?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Throat you know that you know that little that they're
gonna know that loose that loose, skin haven't they sometimes that? Can?
Yeah what's that? About you think they'd have a blow?
IT i guess that's where the selenium is or something
in the. Skin you'd be a hazel nut, fan wouldn't. You?

Speaker 15 (44:38):
Yeah trees and on the oh you will.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Have what's your? Favorite what's your favorite? Nut, cashew hazel or?

Speaker 15 (44:47):
BRAZIL i like all them AND i eat a lot of.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Them do you like a?

Speaker 22 (44:52):
Walnut the?

Speaker 9 (44:56):
Nuts what about what about?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
PEC i love a. Pinenut what about a pecan?

Speaker 15 (45:02):
Nut, yes very good for?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You what about zill?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Nut?

Speaker 15 (45:08):
Years all of? Them? Coconut they planted a pine nut
tree out the, front and any, nuts the beautiful.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
TREES i went to the cemetery And clyde and they've
got a beautiful pine nut tree, there and we got
up it and got some down and it was fantastic
AND i, THOUGHT i thought this is WHERE i could be.
BURIED i was quite happy with. It there wasn't too
close TO i don't like a GRAY i don't like
a cemetry with wet. Graves graves, yeah like In. Swampland oh,

(45:45):
no you are you a fan of?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
That?

Speaker 12 (45:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
No and the cag on bluffet's quite sweet that where
the cemeteres, are it's quite sort of low. LYING i
don't really want to go. There, yeah, no a coffin
att what about a? Chestnut?

Speaker 15 (46:00):
YEAH i planted some of them.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Out you'ved a lot of, trees.

Speaker 15 (46:05):
Yeah but they got. Raided this guy decided to do
propagating and he chopped a whole lot of branches, off
and now instead of having a main, trunk seems to
hymnist a lot of.

Speaker 23 (46:19):
Lateral.

Speaker 15 (46:23):
NOW i was wondering what you were going to do
with the sheep.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Nuts use the noise to bring the sheep?

Speaker 22 (46:29):
Down do you put them in a?

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Tin?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Rattle always rattle them in the ice cream Contain.

Speaker 15 (46:35):
Yeah well tin like a cake. Tin and then when
you get them, down you can take them little and
give them a.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
Reward.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You KNOW i supposally what, Yes, yeah they hear.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
The noise and make right a whole lot of people
to round them. Up you just walk ahead rattling the
tin and they'll.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Follow it's good to get the kids out of the.

Speaker 15 (47:02):
House, now Fe.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Joe the most of parentines getting sort of people excited
about adventures that probably under close. Watch don't look that.
Interesting but it's great walking.

Speaker 15 (47:16):
Outpecure if you have to walk up the Health, yes
and then come down if you're worn, Out, yes to
be quiet for the rest of the. Day if you
haven't got any down, There i'm sure a lot of
people could send you cutting.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And oh we, are we. Are we are growing quite a.
Few they're just not at the stage of fruiting. Yet.

Speaker 15 (47:43):
Ah you dip the stem into rooting. Hormone, yeah And
i'll rout quite happily at this time here.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
SPRING i Think apollos the brand we've. Planted ah, Good
but when.

Speaker 15 (48:01):
When you're picking or harvesting your, feature you don't pick
his wait till they fall on the. Ground, yeah otherwise
be better not you, know not good for, Eating so
let them fall before you.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Harvest, Jen i'm something of a fijar. EXPERT i think
you are preaching to the. Converted oh, Good, yeah, Yeah
i've Got i've got a lot of experience with growing
fijos and harvesting, fijos So i'm Going i'm going along with.
You but it does it sounds Slightly, yeah what did
you want to say about a lot.

Speaker 15 (48:40):
Of people out? There like your last?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Caller, terrible but how said? That how said that the
guy wasn't fu fruit? Curious what a closed?

Speaker 15 (48:48):
Mind, yeah but you know a lot of people pie
figs at the supermarkets that have been picked in a Horrible.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
They will, ripe they will, ripe they will ripen off
once they're off the. Tree that's why they're not a
good fruit to, export because they continue to, ripe and
so by the time they've got through the straight of hor,
moves they just.

Speaker 15 (49:08):
Mash, yeah did you want to make something out of?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Them like fruit fruit? Leather you no?

Speaker 15 (49:16):
Wine and also chatneys and real.

Speaker 22 (49:23):
Gems you can make.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
It you can make a very Good you can make
a very good jelly out of the, skin equal parts
skin and. Sugar it goes a bright pink, color very very.
Good oh. Lovely, Anyway, well we've still got, well we've
still got. Listeners could you get onto audio to? Humor?

Speaker 15 (49:44):
WELL i was going to, say since writing has to
start with, THIS i was going to say those if and,
Sheep but, no, okay very.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Good Gen thank you, cheapers twenty five past. Nine sometimes
it's best if you stick with one, topic isn't? It
well see peel try and cover off three or? Four
remember skit comedy series ninety three to ninety seven sketch
based Comedy Mark wright Doing Bill ralston with corn flakes
on his face to Represent bill's pitted acne scars was. Gold,

(50:15):
Yes SO i think these days probably making fun of
someone's acne probably would not be seen as peak. Humor
that would be WHERE i Think i'm going with. That but,
Yeah i'm sure it's all. ONLINE i did acting voiceover
radio roles In North. AMERICA i lose out On North
american accent speaking roles to keywis here In New. Zealand
if you ain't in The New Zealand omiti comedy acting

(50:36):
clique you aimed. In we're talking about fuel, again but
mainly it's about. Fijos we've done what's been quite a
quite A seagleus pivot from fuel because everyone's bored of
fuel and vaguely. Terrified o're on to fijoas and why
some people get so offended by modern, comedians not offended

(50:57):
by what they say by but offended by the fact
they think they're not. Funny, YEAH i think you probably
need to as you grow, up you need to probably
progress your sense of. Humor marcus Seven days very. Funny
it's always been guess spy to. ME i can't understand
why people got it, guests but when it's clearly a
spy looking for the cheapest guests because it's spelt, wrong
wellan so much easier if that is paid for the extra.

(51:19):
S i feel quite strongly about that BECAUSE i mean you,
can actually you can buy all the intellectual. Property it's all. There,
michael this Is. Marcus Good, Evening our.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Good, Evening. MARCUS i just love your show And i've
been listened to a show for a. While was the
first time caller hear from?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
You thank?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
You, yeah having loved the news talks the wo'ld be
from morning to. Evening but it's just a first time.
CALLED i just can't stop laughing when you mentioned coconuts
to gain the last. Collar so that's different than.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
That but is?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
It is it a? Nut because a peanuts not a
lot of peanuts under the, Ground BUT i think a
coconut isn't?

Speaker 11 (52:05):
That isn't?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
It, Well i'm not really sure about. That it's a different.

Speaker 15 (52:10):
Thing it's what is?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
IT i, mean what's the difference in?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
That, well what you're you're pretty much you're, Right BUT
i don't. KNOW i think they are too bigger than.
That so but, Anyway i'm From, China i've Been i've
been In oakland for twenty five years.

Speaker 19 (52:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Radio i've got a quite nice video tree set. Home it's,
huge And i've got maybe over thousands of them on
the tree at the. Moment they are very different to
the one people getting from the supermarket and my.

Speaker 13 (52:51):
One it's a round.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
One it's not like those over oval. Shame it's very,
sweet very very.

Speaker 13 (52:57):
Sweet do you Like do you like?

Speaker 17 (53:01):
Them?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
YEAH i love. Them problems you have to pick them
on ground all the, time especially like these. Days i've
got maybe over eh two hundred pieces of them on
the ground every. Day SO i just can't have them
or just give you all my colleague or.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Neighbors so have you tried have you tried cooking with?

Speaker 17 (53:25):
Them?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Michael oh, no my neighbor she won't do.

Speaker 21 (53:32):
That but, no my.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Just hanging on. There i'm just gonna go to the. Headlines
but don't. Go i'll come back to you talk about
fuel just. Quickly what nuts aren't? NUTS i don't think
cashews are, nuts or the COKE i think there are
a droup D A u p he hang, On michael
will get back to you when we can keep those
chicks coming through nine to nine. Too if you want
a text hit till. Twelve, Yeah. Michael did you want

(53:55):
to say something about? Fuel?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Oh, yeah Well, PHIL i think it's very expensive at the.
Moment i've got the, electric which is quite, lucky BUT
i do have a family car on. Diesel SO i
remember maybe about a week or ten days, AGO i
figured up it's a special, price maybe a dollar eighty

(54:21):
or a dollar ninety. So but now it's most the
station would be two dollars, eighty could be. SUMMER i
just passed when mobile says three dollars three dollars and
one cents or. Something it is very, expensive BUT i
was thinking about WHEN i first came here in two
thousand and.

Speaker 24 (54:39):
Two so most petrol prices around eighty five. CENTS i
do get a special sixteen nine. CENTS i remember that.
Clearly but after twenty four years the price is. Tripos
BUT i was thinking about the minimum.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Wage it's also tripled as well as well as the propitic. Price,
SURE i don't, YEAH i don't think any time it's,
easier but it. Is you, know you have to just
slip with on. This, so, yeah, diesel it's very. Expensive
So i've got other cars AND i don't use them

(55:20):
all the.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
TIME i, Have, michael how many cars have you?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Got, well, well it's. FUNNY i pretty much just kind
of WAY i can. Carry i've got. Forecasts but there's another.

Speaker 13 (55:34):
TWO i don't have.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Them all the.

Speaker 24 (55:36):
Time but the other two, cars the one is using,
petrol but the others USING. Lpg So i've got four
different kind of fuel to fill them all.

Speaker 13 (55:47):
Up So i've got.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
It what's ther L? Lpg what sort of car runs ON? Lpg,
oh it's a.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Very very old. Merk it's nineteen seventy eight. MARK i
mean for some reason the last only maybe they. Converted
it's a popular thing to, do maybe the late eighties
or early.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Nineties it was funny BECAUSE i think a lot of
people in the late eighties and nineties did CE ng,
conversions which was a similar. Thing but, YEAH i don't.
Know and does it run on is it kind of
go on fuel AND lpg or JUST? Lpg?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
No, no the problem is for this car is only ON.
Lpg so In auckland there's a less and Less, YEAH.
Lpg what do you buy just cow, takes they do have.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Them why do you buy the?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
CAR i just love.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
It the first TIME i saw it down trading, ME i,
said oh that's the CAR i want to. Buy it's
from Christ. Church SO i JUST i bought it without seeing.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
It, wow and you drive it much.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
And not really but just most like the most like
a weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Car so is it four fifty e C L.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
No it's just THE w one two three two thirty
not that not. Theirselves it's just like it's a classic.
Car BUT i enjoyed.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
Driving what?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Colors, orange, green, yellow, blue?

Speaker 15 (57:27):
Yellow?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Wow oh that's a beautiful looking.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Car, yes that's WHY i saw its first time on trade.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
ME i just bought.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It how much would that cost to fill WITH?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Lpg, well it's very, CHEAP i MEAN lpg is a
normally it's, cheaper but they do use quite about thirty
them more than if you compare to. Petrol so when
maybe sixty dts fit it? Up used to be eighty
dollars nineteen Dollars BUT i don't. Know, NO i haven't

(58:06):
do to fit it up for a long.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Time so has it got? That has it got that
beautiful ten?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Interior not ten it's a kind of, brown kind of
light brand kind of it's not not as light as.
Ten so it's very very. Tidy your cars sounds.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Beautiful i'm gonna, Run, michael but love you to talk to.
You i've enjoyed that, muchly so thank. You stay in.
Touch twenty five to, Ten dan and if here are
just running through this year's quiz questions and there's some
very i mean impossible to. Remember good, Evening, wayne It's. Marcus.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Welcome hey, Anybody, yeah Good.

Speaker 25 (58:42):
Wayne they just talk about the last caller and how
he was going TO Lpg and, YEAH i love the.
STUFF i usually converted a decent Size va, engine put
it on AND i pay dollars sixty six for A
leader one hundred. DAY i rate the stuff as be stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Here so why are we not doing that old?

Speaker 25 (59:07):
Technology it's kind of died, Out. Marcus the some of
the service stations are actually starting to as the certification
and stuff comes up to, inspire they ain't replace.

Speaker 13 (59:16):
It so, OKAY i mean it was it was a
hit back in the.

Speaker 25 (59:19):
Eighties but, mate if they kept the stuff alive and
kept thing, certified tents and, things that'd be a brilliant
back up, fuel but we seem to be exporting most
of it. Overseas so is that.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
The same stuff that's fixing up filling up your barbecue
containing your barbecue.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Bottles, yep and the stuff's full in your.

Speaker 25 (59:40):
House it's exactly the same, stuff but the automotive has died.
Off it's actually it burns a lot more efficiently than.
Petrol you can't get a green, fleming a green discout.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
Or anything or not even Though i've.

Speaker 25 (59:54):
Tried but, yeah definitely a brilliant fuel to be using
on your. Automotive.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Now one of them you couldn't get in The North
South island was THAT cnng was just at the north
end it was. Pipe BUT lpg you can get everywhere
because used in Christ you does that, correct? NONE, Taranicki, oh, okay,
okay one of the one of the probably.

Speaker 25 (01:00:15):
Call that c and you used to call completely no
grunt because it's just metal guests.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
And the we'll put that in the question completely no grunt. Yep,
okay yeah. Mmmm and you can switch yours to petrol as.

Speaker 25 (01:00:29):
Well, yeah, Mate SO i compared to it a brand
new system through uh think it Was genesis at the
time energy they changed over and gave me a card
to pay for it Through Rock. Guests Rock guests had
a discounted and you basically can pay each month they

(01:00:51):
set amount that you've.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Up so, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
And yet you.

Speaker 25 (01:00:56):
Can't you it's basically dull.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Field, okay like the sound of, That, Wayne thanks for
calling here on. Midnight my name Is. Marcus, Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome oh the quiz is very. Good good, quizzy wizzy
woo oh wait one hundred ye of the, rest one
of them Was, marcus good. Evening if you got something
else you want to talk, about, bang, FIJOAS, LPG C,

(01:01:21):
ng anything, else get in, Touch. MARCUS i spin all
my childhood surrounded by. Fijoas we had a hedge of
them on the. Farm mum didn't waste. Anything seventies or the.
EIGHTIES i loved squeezing the soft ones into the. MOUTH
i don't like them. Now by love a fijo and apple.
Crumble it's very hard to. Beat, oh SO i Missed.
Jan's jan, said you want to talk about what you?

(01:01:42):
Say she wanted to talk About. Dan you want to
talk about, fuel fijoas and iffing sheep BECAUSE i said
it could be an f. Night tell WHAT i enjoy?
Figs you like a, fig love a. Fig and we
are talking about how some people find comedians not. FUNNY
i think there's just a sign you've become old if
you're finding comedians not, funny because it'd be like how

(01:02:04):
you like the music in your. Youth you probably like
the band's your music and your, haircut and you probably
like the humor from your. Youth that's my take on.
That i'm sticking with it. Now i've done very little
keeping you up to date with what's going on in
the world be so. Depressing trump says he will not
hesitate to blow up The iranian gas field as oil

(01:02:25):
prices spike As taran wages full scale economic war on The.
WEST i Think trump's is ral to stop bombing some
of the oil. Field he says he, can but if they,
transgress he will blow them to. SMITHEREENS i don't know
who's really. CAUGHT i don't know who's got his. Ear
how would you know, What brent, crue she's up one

(01:02:49):
fifteen or one sixteen now one sixteen thirty? Two what
stopped down one sixteen thirty, up down one sixteen twenty,
one backup to one thirty one thirty, one now one
to one sixteen. Eighteen quite exciting to. Watch she ha's
a volatile commodity and metaphorically one sixteen thirty, five that's pumping.

(01:03:11):
Away my mother hates the idea of hybrid electric so
much she told the car salesman should rather it cost
you five hundred dollars to drive the supermarket than drive
one of those. Things i'm sure people weren't quite as
closed minded when they went from the horse and cart
to the internal combustion, engine were? They, well didn they
have talk back in those? Days did?

Speaker 26 (01:03:32):
They?

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Oh i'd Rather. Yeah what would people be saying when
you go from a horse and cart to? Cars have
we ringing up and, say oh, yeah, ivery, well but
what happens auvery? Well but what would happen in a fuel?
Crisis what else would they say when they're going from
horse and cart to? CARS i don't know what they'll be. Saying, Actually,

(01:03:53):
olli It's. Marcus good evening and, Welcome Hey.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
Marcus how are you going?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Good i'm going, On i'm going. Good thank, You.

Speaker 23 (01:03:59):
Ollie oh fantastic seagoers my, my my, rent my. Parents
so they have a fijo tree at their, place and
they always have way too many fis at the end
of feed last season to know what to know what
to do with. Them so my dad's always coming up
with unique ways to use, them and this he's actually

(01:04:20):
still using last last. YEAR'S a lot of fijo is
out of the out of our deep freeze at the,
Moment so you, know if that's anything to go, by
how many does he?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Freeze is?

Speaker 15 (01:04:29):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Is? He two, questions. Ollie has he got a Chest
has he got a big chest? Freezer, yeah he's got
a chest?

Speaker 9 (01:04:35):
Freezer?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Yeah is he freezing them?

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Whole?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
No, No so he'll he'll scoop and freeze.

Speaker 23 (01:04:42):
Yep, yeah and then he'll scoop them all into like
like those like sort of yoga, containers you, know the
kind of bigger.

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
Ones like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Retired, No, no he just done active. Relexa does it
for the?

Speaker 12 (01:04:56):
GAME i.

Speaker 23 (01:04:57):
Guess he also isn't making sour dough at the, moment
so he just loves little.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Things is he doing Kim is he doing kim chi as?
Well a lot of people doing kim?

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
CHI i SHOULD i should bring that up with.

Speaker 23 (01:05:07):
Him, actually that's a good. One and the thing he
found out recently is if he if he does the
fijo and a blender with EITHER i think he's done
it with, milk but it also works with water and
then just.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Mint it's a very very refreshing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Drink such a refreshing DRINK i could almost pellette memory mint.

Speaker 23 (01:05:28):
Wow, yeah just just a good good use of mint because, mint.

Speaker 15 (01:05:32):
You, know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
So much mint.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Wow, yeah so and so much.

Speaker 23 (01:05:39):
Fijo as it's sort of like they just go hand
in hand with each.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Other, Really, oh he should open a store at the
front of the, house or do? It or do?

Speaker 11 (01:05:47):
It DO i DO? I?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Gelata or what's that other stuff they? Get, yeah they'd be,
good wouldn't.

Speaker 15 (01:05:53):
It?

Speaker 11 (01:05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:05:54):
Yeah, yeah yeah Definitely and he can sell as you,
know the kasha bread and.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Salad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Absolutely is he doing the whole things on the top
of his doing the whole pet and on the top
of the, cat you bet he, Is. Marcus you, know,
gosh we've come a long way as a, country haven't.
We For but did you hear the guy earlier that
refused to try a Fi.

Speaker 19 (01:06:17):
NOW I i?

Speaker 23 (01:06:18):
DIDN'T i think is that the guy that thought it
was like a mobile, device BECAUSE i caught on at that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
TIME i think it's trying to get him into the,
computer but he won't get into The, internet and he
won't get INTO, fijs like he's scared it's going to
blow his.

Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
Mind ah, well, yeah that's pretty.

Speaker 23 (01:06:34):
Awesome ACTUALLY i respect that in a, way but, yeah
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Comedians what about people that don't get? Comedians now you,
might you.

Speaker 15 (01:06:44):
Might.

Speaker 23 (01:06:44):
Don't don't hang up on me in this, One, Marcus
BUT i usually think that that you're you're some of
your hot takes aren't, Right but you're one about comedians
and people not liking comedians as they get. OLDER i
think you're right on the money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
There, yeah there must be a terrible feeling to, think oh,
well because because you.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Must.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
YEAH i don't even know how to how to explain.

Speaker 23 (01:07:03):
THAT i JUST i think are, Right AND i think
with the music, parallels it's. Right everyone's just drawn to
the music of their yes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
And the haircut and the haircut from when they got
their first. Girlfriend, yeah it's probably.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Right it's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
True stick with that.

Speaker 23 (01:07:21):
One but but you, know there's some good runs of
comedians at the. MOMENT i think if people are just
Watching Seven days and they're Judging New zealand's comedy off
that they should probably book a few tickets to THE
Q theater and The basement and kind OF i guess
experience a bit of comedy outside their.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Doors, yeah because it is the goal as far as
people making a living from, it AND i would say
probably we would produce as many equality as any other.
Place we've got quite a you know that circuits OR
i see a lot of them move To, australia go
to THE, uk but certainly they could make a living
out of, it which is no mean.

Speaker 23 (01:08:00):
Feat, yeah, yeah, YEAH i Mean i'd probably have other
things on the side as.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Well yeah, Yeah, okay nice to Talk, Collie thank. You
twenty Two away from ten Ten away from Ten, Lizards,
marcus good.

Speaker 26 (01:08:15):
Evening i've just got my own, opinion which is probably
not acceptable by a, lot that humor is something you're
born with as SENIOR, dna AND i actually think humor
done correctly is done with huge amount of.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Intelligence can you learn?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Humor, No, No and it's.

Speaker 26 (01:08:40):
Usually from the background that came from because my three
children historical my grandson Is i've always been full of.
Humor my husband didn't have humor at, All BUT i
came from a family where mum's opinion was, no so
has it's not the lowest form of wits an art.

Speaker 22 (01:09:00):
Form so we were brought up on.

Speaker 26 (01:09:03):
That so we're all sprung off for each other and
on and. This you're in on, that, WELL i.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
DO i think there are some families that over celebrate.
There they think they're the funniest families in the. World
but when you're coming as an, outsider it's all a bit.
Lame oh, NO i.

Speaker 26 (01:09:16):
Don't mean that's sort of Thing i'm talking about. Now
i'm talking about people who generally enjoy humor and been,
relief see the humor and things without any criticism or.
Anything just have a love of that. Happiness do you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Know the?

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Man, OKAY i like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
That let's thank. You eight from nine, Ten good, Evening,
Daniel It's. Marcus WELCOME i Hay.

Speaker 20 (01:09:43):
Market thanks for pretty straight through. This i'm going through
a bit of shot, shock a drama FROM i was
sitting In deverpool off today with a fisherman and when
he looks across seats of smoke rising from the fire
at the constant by, fire the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Guessie, yeah the guess he.

Speaker 16 (01:10:03):
Is and it was.

Speaker 20 (01:10:05):
Hot it was horrifying for me seeing that smoke rising
and not knowing what was going. On it was it
was really thick gray, stuff and luckily it was all.
Good but, oh the trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
From what the fisherman. Say did you say you were the?
Fisherman what did he?

Speaker 20 (01:10:23):
Say the fisherman got The asian. Father he was a bit.
Shocked and we were sitting there not knowing what's going
on at the. Time AND i had got my little
speaker THAT i THAT i, have AND i turned on
you know there'd be and turned in and AND i
called the news room and they said something about. It
it was as it was. Happening it was traumatic for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Me and did you catch the?

Speaker 19 (01:10:48):
FISH i don't.

Speaker 20 (01:10:49):
Know he was he was trying to catch some.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Squit we get what are you waiting for a?

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Boat?

Speaker 20 (01:10:57):
No, no, no, no because there's the art. Gallery you
went to check out. THAT i went to check out
The Saint Augustine's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Church oh, yeah they're selling. There The defense they've bought.

Speaker 20 (01:11:08):
It The Defense force bought it for about four point
two or four point three million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Because they were worried that was friendly fire or fall
into enemy. Hens i'm so idea forgot it seems surprising to.
Me must to hear from, You Daniel heitel twelve if
you want to be a part of, it, Monamers, marcus good.
Evening the number is eight hundred eighty ten eighty, bright
tight and. Real keep it like. That but to be

(01:11:36):
hearing from, you let me just check the, Texts. MARCUS
i have family members who say they Hate america human
only Like british, humor and they will not Watch american.
Comedy really frustrates. Me it's such a moronic mind. Frame,
yeah it frustrates me, Too. MARCUS i Have fijoa tries
here In. Tallanaki they are loaded every. Year fijo a.
Wine oh my, god. Delicious we could have a sweepsteak

(01:11:59):
on What BRENT crewd will be at exactly eleven. Thirty
my guess is one one seven sixty. Two remind me eleven.
THIRTY i had an Eighties falcon ute TO. Lpg it
ran too dry and boot. Out the engine ended up
changing to a small BLOCK v eight went back to.
Petrol he said to run The South island with a
in a, van A bedford van that was ON. Cng

(01:12:23):
you take a long time to fill up with, GUESS
a long. TIME i think it was about ten. Minutes mind.
YOU i suppose it's nothing compared to the old plug
in you IF i say, plugin anyone getting triggered every
TIME i say a, battery carra plug and car about thirty?
Text oh, yeah Well i'm a, drodsman will tell you
what we're going. To greetings and Welcome Manima's Marcus Good,
evening eight hundred and eighty ten eighty nine two nine

(01:12:45):
two de text canber. Up they're playing The canopy Bull.
Dogs they're up six nill at the, stage five minutes
gone on the. Match we are talking about fijoas and
the price of, guess, obviously and if you've got something
to say about that to or anything else that you
want to mention. Too and, Comedians, yeah it's, funny isn't,
It because people brag about finding people brag about not

(01:13:07):
finding people. Funny they're always on face for, god how
could you call? That comedians which are, yeah so they
must be triggered by it to feel they've got to
post about. It maybe people feel threatened if they're not
finding it funny and they worry that the humors above.
THEM i wonder if that's what it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
IS i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
KNOW i don't want analyze it too. Much WELL i
do maybe, Anyway hit'd Twelve Scott. Marcus good, Evening, oh.

Speaker 17 (01:13:28):
Good, Evening.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
Marcus you're.

Speaker 17 (01:13:31):
Welcome one of the big nights of my life was
a concert we went to see at The cristius Town, hall.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Which is a marvelous.

Speaker 17 (01:13:40):
Facility Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Connley, Yes oh my.

Speaker 17 (01:13:45):
GOD i thought the faces were going to fall. Off
he just went on and on and. On one of
the best Comedians i've ever.

Speaker 15 (01:13:56):
Seen.

Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
Yep but he was also so, empathetic so you, know.

Speaker 15 (01:14:01):
The the.

Speaker 17 (01:14:04):
People that were, there he understood us and the background
he came. From, obviously you, know bookt him up quite.
Strong but oh it's just. Wonderful everyone there got their
maize worth. Yep, amazing amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Guy AND i STILL.

Speaker 17 (01:14:26):
I still think about it from time to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Time what year?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
When what year we're? Talking, oh this was mid, eighties eighty,
SIX i think that's. Right saw for eighty. SIX i
saw him at The bowl Of brooklyn's eighty. Six, yes
and what do you, Think, YEAH i think he was.
GOOD i think it was it was a good. PERFORMER
i think he was right for the. TIME i think
probably if he did that same tour now.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
Not so.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Much, yea, YEAH i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
KNOW i, mean AND i think probably two comedians get
their good jokes and they stick with the same, material don't.
They so you, know you're probably a bit, samey same
me after a. While but, yeah he's.

Speaker 17 (01:15:02):
Good, YEAH i think he knew hadn't moved of the,
times but, yeah we'll never forget. That and he picked
out one of my friends sitting next to me and
he just started focusing on. Him it's JUST i, mean
it was hilarious at the, time but the mate just went.

(01:15:25):
Red he couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Talk have you have you seen any comedians?

Speaker 17 (01:15:33):
RECENTLY i quite Like Jimmy, carr But i've never seen him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Live it was a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Done he he, does.

Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
But, appropriately so don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Think oh, look AND i thought he WAS i thought
he was WHEN i first came Across Jimmy, carr thought
he was. Terrible but Then i've seen him on you,
know when he's done Eight our Ten cats and all,
that and you, know it takes fun of. Himself he's
real quick. Worded he's really generous with other. Comedians he
makes fun of himself having tried to dodge text and

(01:16:05):
getting caught for it is, great very very. Sharp if
he Was i'd quite happily pay to go and see him.
Perform you know this this town hall you talked about
that's been, restored hasn't?

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
It, well they say it is.

Speaker 17 (01:16:21):
That i'll have to see.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
It, OKAY i mean it's it open or?

Speaker 15 (01:16:24):
Not m.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Okay so like he's on something that guys keep, Stopping,
kate this Is marcus.

Speaker 27 (01:16:31):
Welcome oh your if she was, funny because TODAY i
was in a coffee shop In constant and they brought
me a. Coffee and if, SHE i asked, you, well
she has a Coff she's so such.

Speaker 12 (01:16:43):
A bundle of. JOY i don't know If i'm going
to blow this comp this joke, out.

Speaker 27 (01:16:48):
But we were cracking. UP i asked her for a
vase of flowers to put on my. Table he just wrecked.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Up you had to be, There, Sorry, no did she
did she shout you a? Coffee you want to?

Speaker 12 (01:17:01):
KNOW i went in and bought a coffee BECAUSE i
was waiting for a. Friend, OH i.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
See what you're. Saying they were.

Speaker 12 (01:17:07):
Just sort of.

Speaker 27 (01:17:08):
Lying she walked past and she was boned jaw and
she was just. Busy when she came to, me she
gave me EVERYTHING i really asked.

Speaker 12 (01:17:14):
For it was, lovely, wow a beautiful.

Speaker 27 (01:17:17):
Coffee and THEN i just, said, oh by the, WAY
i just stopped doing, it and she sort of. Stopped
she SAID i was going to order, food and they,
said CAN i have a vase with?

Speaker 15 (01:17:25):
Laws AND i believed she bring you those no that
we were taking.

Speaker 27 (01:17:29):
Out it's, funny BUT i really liked those late night
hosts In, america AND i do like Our New. Zealand
there was A New zealand comedian AND i used to
go To ponts and The it was a comedy club
that they used to sort of go to A ponts
and The. Bar and it's sort of, LIKE i don't,

(01:17:52):
know train or, whatever just do test runs before they
went to them the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Material yeah that's, Right, yeah, yeah, yeah it was so.

Speaker 12 (01:18:01):
FUNNY i just love.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
THAT i don't like That american chat host that always
tries to. Sing i'm just even WHILE i Was Jimmy Jimmy,
FALLON i always, think, sorry well he's needy when he's
trying to sing the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Time he's.

Speaker 27 (01:18:19):
Talented, sorry LIKE i, do he's just he's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Funny he's, talented but he's not releaxed with his. Talent
he's always trying to talent. BRAG i just think THAT i.

Speaker 27 (01:18:29):
Don't know that those types of show. HOSTS i think
they're sort of there for the psychology of personality and
psychology of human and they sort of talk it down
and talk it up and then celebrate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
It they've got a big they've got a big team
of writers writing for them. TOO i don't. THINK i
don't reckon that let him would have written his own,
jokes but they were good the ones that he, DID.

Speaker 27 (01:18:54):
I, Agree and some of his fans that came on
are really good as. WELL a new ZONCMEDIAN i used
to love's the cowboy what's his? Name Dick dixon?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Something always out running Out west talk AND i always
to see him out there. Running so was it he?

Speaker 27 (01:19:10):
Says there was a guitar or something in the Funny
and who's the guy that just?

Speaker 12 (01:19:19):
Spoke just? Now he just, said what was the?

Speaker 27 (01:19:22):
Comedian the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Conn?

Speaker 27 (01:19:26):
Yeah, sorry it didn't do it for. Me there's Other
english comedians in a, way if you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Went along to. It you'd, laugh wouldn't.

Speaker 15 (01:19:35):
You of?

Speaker 27 (01:19:36):
Course of what he was, Funny but he.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Drunk from the bottom. Up, yeah he was, profane but
that was His that was a lot of his, stick
Wasn't it was an. ACCENT i, say as when.

Speaker 27 (01:19:48):
You try and lose the joke and you want to
get it, back you use the. Word but he used
it so MUCH i think he lost a.

Speaker 12 (01:19:54):
PLOT i don't. KNOW i just would have removed THE
f word and put it in, there which is what he.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Was, okay but nice to, Talk thank, you get in. Touch, yeah,
oh eight hundred eighty to ten eighty and nineteen nine
two to. Text just look looking at some Of Billy
connley's best. Jokes they are quite. Good never trust a
man who when left alone in a room with a

(01:20:22):
t cos he doesn't try it.

Speaker 15 (01:20:23):
On.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Yeah oh eight hundred eighty ten eighty nine nine to. Text,
now oh, gosh at the, time sixteen past ten sixty
four Canber, Over, canterbury welcome people until Twelve marcus of
The fijours are. Free then they are. Free joers just.

(01:20:48):
Worrying one of The americans sent a couple of private
investigators to go into a run and rest all the
bad people as that are bombing the. Place coconut is
are droop that's. RIGHT a dates a droop droops of
very specific. Thing but a lot of fruits are. DROUPS
i think a droop is the actual. Seed so a
plums a, droop and a here is a, droop and
an almond a, drooping and olives the, droup and a

(01:21:09):
coconut to. Droup all those things are. Droups so, actually
when you get into, it what's the, fruit what's a,
visual what's an at? All is quite, complex more complex
than you could. Teach go open. Off It's. Marcus, Welcome
Hi Marcus.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Greening so.

Speaker 14 (01:21:28):
And following your last couple of hours session and there
are a few questions raised regarding whether a cash or
nut is a nut or.

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Not, yes, cashu that is a.

Speaker 14 (01:21:39):
Nut actually, sorry it isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Nut yes it is a.

Speaker 12 (01:21:45):
Nut.

Speaker 14 (01:21:46):
Okay the beauty of cashuw not is actually the fruit
pops or the seed or the nut outside of the,
fruit like, say for, example it is kind of a.
Fig it's A swedish flowerish smell and, uh the nut
comes out of the fruit and it goes outside of
the fruit itself and the shell which covers the nuts.

(01:22:08):
Cashws it's really very. Hard so when you purchase the
cashews in, stores you see a little bit of brownish
color on the. Cashwses so those are the cashew nutshells
scraped out of.

Speaker 28 (01:22:22):
It.

Speaker 14 (01:22:23):
Uh people do actually do it by. Hand that's why
the cashews are really very.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Costly is the fruit?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Itatable?

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Yes it.

Speaker 14 (01:22:33):
Is it is so good and it and it flowers
only in SEASONAL i mean. Annually you'll see them in
two or three. Months that's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
All, Okay now this is gonna be a weird thing
for me to. SAY i thought the cashews came From South?
America are You South? American, No i'm From India and
they grow there, too do? They?

Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
YES i.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
DIDN'T i didn't know the export.

Speaker 14 (01:23:00):
Cashws and then, uh there is a district Called cuddalore In,
india southmin Ard ah where they grow caches a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Lot, okay, okay and the other, yeah, sorry now you
go the other.

Speaker 14 (01:23:15):
Yep the other thing WHICH i want to discuss is
about THE lpg cylinders in convertible.

Speaker 13 (01:23:21):
Carts, yes, yeah so why we.

Speaker 14 (01:23:26):
Are not USING lpg? Cylinders so this is my experience In.
India the convertible cylinders which, sorry the convertible cast which USES.
Lpg why it is not promoted much is, because, uh
it impacts that enginees.

Speaker 13 (01:23:42):
Life, okay so you can drive.

Speaker 14 (01:23:44):
It it duves a very good efficiency for interims of
a fuel. Efficiency but the problem is it has it
is not as pure as the liquid, PETROLEUM i mean the,
petroleum so it creates when the fuel goes inside your
engine due to the does inside the gas in the,

(01:24:05):
gas it creates the friction it that's just the engines
and it doesn't do the same life as a petrol.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Emson, okay that makes, sense and people be worried about
their cars and their. Engines, hey just before you, go,
yeah what that part Of india you are from or
were you? Ever did you ever come across where they
grew and harvested sesame?

Speaker 13 (01:24:27):
Seeds sesama?

Speaker 14 (01:24:28):
Seeds uh, NAH i Mean india they grew u But
i'm not sure where it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Is a SOUSE i mentioned Because i'll tell you. What
they must get a lot per acreage because they're always,
tiny but incredibly fairly priced because it must be hard
work harvesting. THEM i can never work out why sesame
seeds are so. Cheap but that's not part of your,
brief is.

Speaker 14 (01:24:48):
IT i believe it's really hard FOR systema suits as,
well because the shell out of actually The sesama suits
has a black colored shell on top of. It i'm
not sure How, yeah so it's a little bit tough
to remove those. Shells so that say it got more as.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Well appreciate, That thanks so much for. That she's just
looking at some pictures of video pictures of them harvesting Of.
Kesha it's some beautiful looking trees and beautiful looking, orchards
remarkable looking trees and of course they're all dried out
there in the fields before they're cracked of the. Shell
twenty one past ten canbra down to twelve papaly he

(01:25:30):
got sent. Off think it was a head high. Thing
it was a head, shot so it didn't seem to
be seemed like he got the marching orders very quick. There,
hey how she we've finally got a break For, oh
check out The brent. Crude that seems to be my latest.
Obsession i'd like it on my, watch you know how
people always look at. THINGS i haven't got a watch like.
That by the, WAY i haven't got An apple. Watch
it wouldn't be a good thing for. Me hit high

(01:25:53):
SHOT dan one hundred and sixteen fifty. Five that's as
high as it's been during this, war one hundred and
eighteen ninety. Two now that might be, Right that might
be adjustment era on my. Behalf no it, YEAH i
might have just moved the. Dial but it's a. Lot
it's gonna have a lot. Today get the situation with

(01:26:13):
fuel texts if you've got. Them we're talking the price of.
Fuel what about those shelters on You what about if
you've got one of those flash shelters on the top
of your four wheel? Driver felt and. Shelter are you
worried about what that's doing with your car's? Aerodynamics it'll
be costing you a. Fortune but get in touch if
you want to talk about. This we're also talking about

(01:26:33):
fijoas the fruit That New zealanders are obsessed. With they're
not great to export because they continue to ripen after
they're off the. Tree and don't get me started about
why they don't tin. Them i've been obsessed for that
for a long long. Time in, FACT i even tin
some of my. Own it worked quite, well quite a
complicated process tinning. Them but why what he's aren't doing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
THAT i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Know papali's shoulder slipped, up got hues straight in the
face on report and in the bin and the bin
they are looking for someone to run Shadowed Tonga, edo
but you'd have to restore it as. Well and it
seems In australia That kiwi's living. There have a shell

(01:27:17):
of a time getting hold Of. Fijoas it's not The
vogels bred they. Want it's To fijoas and they're costing
a fortune over. There we should send to ship of them,
across but the ossie is done into. Them but, yes
it seems to be the fruit where people are overseas
is the one they. Crave eight six The bulldog's Over

(01:27:37):
canberra here till twelve Minims, Marcus good, evening and it's
been a broad kind of a show to NOT i like.
That keep your emails coming if you've got them. NOW
i haven't spent much time looking internationally about what's happening
with the. War then we just have a quick look at. That,
no nothing, new it doesn't seem to be. THAT i
can see it's daytime over. THERE i don't, yeah think

(01:28:00):
it's about three o'clock over, there gas price has jumped
thirty percent As trump threatened to massively blow up a
huge guess fieldom of amid fees of turner dollars a
barrel oil as world's largest gas plant burns In iran's
full scale economic. Warfare the headline with giant letters like

(01:28:21):
men on The moon size letters say guess prices, explode
major escalation of The Middle east. CRISIS i think guitar is,
involved not guitar. Quitar. Yep now this is the live.
Update this is.

Speaker 15 (01:28:38):
Just.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
NOW i think the time strap is probably adjusted for
where we, are isn't It? Dan if it says ten
o'clock on the daily, fail that would be, ours isn't IT?
I iran his a least fresh attacks on its skullfare
of neighbors seenergy infrastructure this, morning following is ready to
strike On teyran's biggest central guests. Field kuwait sit a
drone attack on It's Mina alamadi oil, refining one of
the largest of The Middle, east has sparked a. Fire

(01:28:58):
The Kuwait petrayum company to confirmed Its Minor abdullah refiner
in the south of the country was also. Hit, meanwhile
The Projectiles will had a ship off the coach To
guitar and fire fighters were tackling a major, blaze a
blaze at a MAJOR lng facility Following iranian. Attacks, michael
this Is. Marcus good, Evening good, Evening.

Speaker 28 (01:29:20):
Marcus i'm just ringing. Up there is over the last
four or five, days there's been rumors that Ne nau
hasn't made any.

Speaker 11 (01:29:33):
Public, appearances that he might have been.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Killed, yes and so.

Speaker 28 (01:29:39):
Searching the, internet it seems that reports are coming out
that owing to say revenge on losing their Leader kamani
and then losing the head of The Red, guard that
The iranians was struck at Net nau and he was

(01:30:02):
in a bunker and they used a bunker bomb and
there are reports of them pulling him out of the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Rubble, YEAH i THINK i think they're calling that about
wave of false. Claims but, YEAH i think that's.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
False.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Ai none of the major newspapers are reporting that THAT
i can.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
See they wouldn't want to report.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
It they would they be reporting if it. Happened they report.
That there's no doubt about, That, michael that's a big news.
Story if that, happened they would be.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Reporting CAN i just ask.

Speaker 28 (01:30:34):
If there's anybody out there that are researching this that
have got.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Hang when you say, researching do you mean going on
the internet just hanging on Their, Michael i'm going to
go to, headlines AND i know IF i went from,
you you'd think That i've tried to silence. You, yeah
thanks for hanging on, There. Michael what were you?

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
Asking thank?

Speaker 15 (01:30:52):
You?

Speaker 28 (01:30:52):
Marcus, YEAH i just thought That i've had several people
come up to me and have indicated that they've been
following it, too and they've been filling in gaps And
i've been following. It and it would seem that there
is a strong possibility that he is dead and no

(01:31:14):
one has actually officially come out to say. Anything he
may be, injured really badly injured or something like. That
reports are that the leader of The iranian the son Of,
ayatola was so badly injured in the attack on his

(01:31:34):
father that he's gone To russia for medical medical. Tension
so that's an interesting part of the, story And i'd
be interested if there's anybody out there that's following. IT
i believe it's going to have to. Break they're going
to have to say something at some, stage but they're

(01:31:56):
taking their time about, it because it's a devastating who they,
well the, government The israeli, government Now uranian, Government.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
So why would report does not be reporting that?

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
MUCH i.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
DON'T i don't think you understand how the world's media.

Speaker 28 (01:32:09):
Works i'm probably quite SURE i do know how the media,
works Because i've got contacts In, turkey in different areas
in The Middle. East i've lived in those, areas et,
cetera et, cetera and i know from experience how the media.

(01:32:32):
Works they're not going to come.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Forward we just said to, me if you wonder if
there's any listeners out there that are reading the stuff
and filling in the. Gaps what do you mean by
filling the? Gaps what's? That who fills in the gaps
you're talking? About? Speculates do you well with anything like?

Speaker 28 (01:32:48):
This there'll be people around Net nau who will be
sworn to say nothing for a, while but eventually they're
going to have to say. Something and particularly there is
a large number of people In israel who would not
be unhappy to see net name you'd taken, out you,
know under the circumstances of what's going. On SO i

(01:33:11):
think it's going to leak. Out but you, Know i'm
just saying there may be more people out. There you
could get someone ringing. Up THAT'S. IDF i had a
lot to do with THE. Idf we used to have
the soldiers come and stay with us for. Years they'd
come and we talked to them about what was going
on over the. End so we're still in contact with,

(01:33:32):
them AND i haven't had a chance to actually contact
because my wife has got the. Numbers BUT i was
going to go and contact some of the idea if
soldiers that have come out been on a kibutz and
then they come out and they do their oe In
New zealand and we offer them accommodation for two nights
and so So i've had a lot to do with

(01:33:53):
THE idef and what's going on in as. Well but,
anyway if anybody else out, there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Cool, okay thank, You. MICHAEL i, mean why AM i
going to chase fake news and encourage. SPECULATION i don't
know WHY i would do, That but there you. Go
eight six bulldogs Over. Canborough eleven minutes left in the first.
Half looking forward to your. Calls twenty six to. Eleven,

(01:34:20):
Mike this Is, Marcus. Welcome Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Mike, Yeah hi, There. Marcus hey call it. Before i'd
just like to say that war and warfare is. Crap
and those idiots around the, world if they want to
take each other to, divine destructive hell, hades well that's their,
choice and that's not Where i'm going. Tonight i've called

(01:34:43):
you BECAUSE i love you like a brother AND i
wanted to talk about. Fijos, great, yes so thank you
for your kind.

Speaker 15 (01:34:50):
Words.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Yep, Yeah so now fijos are, amazing you, know full
of vitamins and very, nutritious and from What i've, researched
they actually originate From South, america and you, know from
a young, Kid i've always loved. Them but you, know

(01:35:15):
in terms of exporting them and, things WELL i don't
know about, that but.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Well they're very hard to export because once they're off the,
tree once you pick, them they continue to, ripen so
they become a really difficult prospect to.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Export, yeah quite. POSSIBLY i haven't actually come across set
myself BECAUSE i haven't tried, that But i'm sure you'll
know about. This but how about the old you, know
Nana grandma's ag, jars age jars put.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Them in their put of. Sugar, yeah in the preserving.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Pen, yeah like the, peaches the, pears the, apples and,
LIKE i, mean how long do those things last in
the ag? Jars like five ten?

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Years the garage lining the, walls that's.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Right no, preservatives no added chemicals or, anything and you
open them up and eat them like they were put there. Yesterday.
Unbelievable but what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Has never canned? Them that would have been a great,
thing like a can of Black doris plums and a
counter fijoas with your, cereal with your. Cornys that'd be
to die forau at church.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Camp oh, yeah those what his plums? Are to die?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
For it, unbelievable, unbelievable such a such a generous. Plum,
absolutely AND i please they persevered with A pep. Two
it would have been easy to take the pip, out
BUT i, know keep it. Real twenty one away from me.
Eleven thank, You Warren. BUFFETT i think he's the owner
of what he's now Through, mondaliza whoever it. Is and

(01:36:49):
people now talking conspiracy three two two nine a liter
At napier seventy nine for half a tank in My Nissan.
Cube httlement night, Mina Miss, marcus welcome and Oh i'm
paranoid about missing the. Headlines but we've done the, headlines haven't.
We what WAS i going to look? Up, oh that's
why it's going to check out what The british newspapers

(01:37:10):
are reporting currently about the situation in The Middle. East
gas prices surge twenty five. Percent drone crashed At saudi oil.
Refinery european gas prices jumped thirty five. Percent that's what's.
Happening and that was a story from two hours. Ago
with that drone that The kuwaiti oil. Field they've still

(01:37:32):
got some, ordnance it seems The. Iranians, Hello, kevin this Is. Marcus.
Welcome Hi.

Speaker 11 (01:37:38):
Marcus, hey the conspiracy guy about The Benjamin, yes The iranian,
guy he was in a shadow bunker with all his
head aren't shows was just to have to. Amazine so
that wasn't a very smart move and he probably already
have a few more talked with The, americans otherwise he

(01:38:01):
would have been somewhat bit.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Safer it seems that The israeli intelligent managed to get
into the traffic cameras and there was all cameras on
all the traffic lights Around, tehran and they just watched
that forever and they picked up all the motorcades were
going and because of, that they worked out where all

(01:38:25):
the secret where all the leaders were spending their time
and living or, hiding and just managed to kill them
on the back of, that which is pretty, extraordinary isn't.

Speaker 13 (01:38:34):
IT i, MEAN i wonder they should have expected.

Speaker 11 (01:38:37):
That, Yeah and you wonder how they only two bunkers,
down and they had four levels of bunkers to go,
to and they could have had all sorts of decoyism
and small you, know he could have just kepped moving and.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Moving but you wonder how they got that guy two days,
ago the intelligence, guy because you wouldn't be using your
cell phones because they would be all we. Hacked you think.
That you think in a country of ninety million you could.

Speaker 11 (01:38:59):
Hide, yeah but it's certain about how much they, hated
they would have a lot of people wanting to dub.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Them and, yeah AND i guess there is spies through
there as.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Well.

Speaker 11 (01:39:11):
Yeah And, benjamin he'd just been moving all the, time you,
know he'd sow a dice and be somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
ELSE i think what.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Happened with that is that there was a video of,
him and this was two days, ago and they said
it WAS ai because it looked like he had six.
Fingers and then two days, later which was, yesterday he
was in a cafe holding up his finger shown on
HERE i Am i've got five fingers to. Prove so,
now oh so it's gone from people saying POSTING ai

(01:39:41):
is real. Stuff now they're saying real stuff IS. Ai
so that's, weird isn't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
It?

Speaker 11 (01:39:45):
Yeah, WELL i, mean, honestly how are we going to find?
Out how are we going to tell the?

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Difference we can't, ultimately can?

Speaker 15 (01:39:52):
We?

Speaker 11 (01:39:53):
Yeah AND i mean you're saying how the press? WORKS
i mean someone you, know there is someone quite powerful
leaning on the press and intimidating the press and leaning
on people who who rate the, Press so you know
it's not that far.

Speaker 12 (01:40:10):
Fetched.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Yeah well, YEAH i think it's fairly far fetching. Democracy
SO i don't know If america is a democracy at this.
Stage and that's the only thing. Probably thank, you nice
to talk sixteen away from eleven. O'clock how you're going?
People what's? Happening if you want to? Talk eight hundred
and eighty e ten Eighty Brent crude one hundred and.
Seventeen so that's been up a lot since the beginning of.

(01:40:35):
Today what is the date? EIGHTEENTH i think it was
one hundred and five, today and now it's gone to
one hundred and, seventeen so it's gone up ten. Percent,
yep that's for a. Barrel of, course it doesn't come in,
barrels does it? Now no. One i'm only asking. That

(01:40:55):
SO i read this. Text, Curious, mike why are we
actually being charged more at the? Pump we we still
left fifty days supply p our. Sleeve isn't what we
are paying for pre war? Purchase if, so while we
paid the, EXTRA i don't know the answer to, that
ALTHOUGH i have heard people from The Commerce commission saying
on the radio today that they've investigated and we are
paying the right. Amount so maybe someone could answer. THAT

(01:41:15):
i don't see a, conspiracy BUT i think the logical.
EXPLANATION i just don't know what that logical explanation, is
SO i can't provide it to. People it seems. Wrong
but you might have the. Information fifteen to. Eleven, now
if you've been trying to get through the, rest some
lines of just sirens have just gone past the. Building
something's happening in into a. CARGO i think they were
the police not the fire. Engines might be another tobacco,

(01:41:37):
raid might be someone of the pump's being. Robbed, yeah
there's been a lot of humor about that in the
Old facebook, Post isn't it just so you? KNOW i
was robbed last? Night people start there with now if
you want to be if you've got something of interest
to say between now and eleven, o'clock, good that's the.

(01:41:59):
Plan stan get in. Touch oh eight hundred and, eighty
ten eighty if you want to, text it's nine to.
TWO i have already talked about, this but you do
have to feel For Kyle sanderland's The aussie super. Broadcaster
it does seem as though they talked up an orny
a fight with his co host to get him out

(01:42:20):
of the contract because he wasn't cracking The australian. Market but,
yeah they moved him Into. Melbourne didn't go so. Well
but jeep as, creepers that'll be a. STORY i see
That New zealand hild reputting on that and saying That
pepsi is hard done. By now there is A New
zealander of The year award they just come through. Today Dan,

(01:42:42):
Young New zealander of The, Year Lucy blaxton singing in
His island of The, Year Doctor Ellen Hazel, KERR i
don't know too much about. That Linley, Dodd New Zealand Legacy,
Award Mahaa Mayhee Local hero of The. Year normally we
get some sort of premeditated copy about, that although it
doesn't seem to generate the interest it once. DID i

(01:43:03):
don't know what to say about, that but get in
touch if you want to be out of the. Show
there's anything else you want to mention talk. About say,
good it's ten away from ten halftime in the. Rugby
seems to be a good match. There THE Nr ling's
eight six, eight THE nrl websites. Down DON'T i quite
know what's gone on? There let's ever Break someone's Texted.
Marcus another outlandish conspiracy THEORY i have heard was The

(01:43:26):
israeli dentists infiltrated The iranian. Government they would plant our
IF id chips and the teeth mouth of Top iranian.
Officials then they'd use that frequency to guide their. Missiles,
wow get in, Touch marcus or Twelve Hello, dave good, evening, Welcome,
yes good.

Speaker 29 (01:43:41):
Evening things are going south over the rather Rapid UNFORTUNATELY
i filled up, Today marcus two ninety five one only
road got a full tank at juice on now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
One how? Much how much was your full?

Speaker 11 (01:43:55):
TANK i didn't see the, Price.

Speaker 29 (01:43:57):
MARCUS i just wiped my card and pumped it Made
i'd keep the.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Eye, well what you, Do why worry about? It it's
best doing its.

Speaker 29 (01:44:05):
STEALTH i like, that, mate things have gone. Down i'm
PLEASED i, did because you're going to find that petrol
prices again to skyrocket and what's happening? THEN i just
thinking back to what said M hussein.

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
Did with his oil wells And?

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Iraq do you sit likely they will they set light
to them as they walk out Of? Kuwait did? They
is it what they?

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Did?

Speaker 29 (01:44:26):
Yes NOW i listened. Before i've got a good question
for you to. End BUT i did listen To. Putin.
Now i'm no fan at his not none at, all
but he always seems to, me this was on YouTube
to be very measured and, concise because he And russia
seems to be the big winner out of this, business
this sort of business that's going on And. Iran now

(01:44:49):
to the, question how many letters are used Writing roman?
Numerals it's quite, nice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Good, Question, Okay so THERE'S i and THIS, v and THERE'S,
x and THERE'S l and THE c and THERESE. M
i would, say, no.

Speaker 23 (01:45:09):
What AM i?

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Missed there is?

Speaker 29 (01:45:12):
Seven PLEASE i stunt you on that.

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
One it's all must made my.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Mind are you going to tell me what the? Seventh
DORE'S I V X L. C what's five?

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Hundred see his in was a?

Speaker 29 (01:45:26):
THOUSAND i, think d, oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
What's is that five? Hundred i'm EMBARRASSED i didn't know. That,
yeah d's five. Hundred YEAH i should have known. That that's. Good, okay?
Seven Thanks dave loved The roman. Numerals, ah feel bad about.
That we at least you Know i'm not googling them.

Speaker 15 (01:45:49):
Up.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
People oh, look if you want to be in, touched
that's the. Plan kitty. KITTY bp changed the petrol price
three times. Today the government needs to stop the. Snicky,
well they've nen't known much at. ALL i didn't watch
the Press, well it wasn't really press. Conference it was
that there was nothing. New didn't fill me with, confidence
even THOUGH i didn't watch. It the reporting of it

(01:46:10):
didn't fill me with. Confidence and what you heard was
up didn't fill me with. Confidence getting ready for the
hour of power People hittel twelve halftime in The Rugby,
league The Canterbury bulldogs are Above canberra eight to. Six
by the, way we've got that big a the big

(01:46:32):
tornado about to hit the northern. Territories and this is.
Interesting The Queenstown council has banned food stalls from that
market area down by the wharf at the bottom like
we could tick it like a, tippoo which is. Crazy

(01:46:54):
they're fantastic. Stalls so, yep they're stopping. THOSE i think
because of, rubbish public health, concerns litter and traders blocking. Footpaths,
OH i thought they've every. Good there's a guy doing hot.
Dogs you get to sprinkles with those little, chips those
little potato sticks on your hot. Dog and there was
someone was doing Those chinese fruit covered in. Syrup what's that?

(01:47:17):
Called very big over there at the. Moment they're on
a stick coven in kind of a solid. Syrup you
know What i'm talking. About it's a big thing In
china AND i WAS i was very pleasantly surprised about
how it. Tasted chinese candy. FRUIT i think it. Is
i'm going to try and pronounce it tungulu skewered fruit

(01:47:38):
coated in the hardened sugar syrup hawthorn. BERRIES i thought
it was. DELICIOUS i thought this is either going to
love or. Hate AND i had. THEM i THINK i
might have been back for. MORE i think vanesea organized at.
ORDER i thought that was. Reckless but she didn't like,
them and the kids didn't like. THEM i womped it,
down wamp warmp. Swamp so, yeah so they've gone. Clearly,
otherwise they're just people trying to make a bit of.

(01:47:59):
Money but there we. Go That's queenstown for, you for a.
Billionaires you're trying to get on the ladder and trying
to make a bit of cheap. Coin traveler your banned
sort of Out queenstown cheapest. Creepers do you just want
the billionaires for goodness sake to walk with kings and
keep the common? Touch oh, well so that's. Happened how
are you? People how are you? Really that's the thing people,

(01:48:21):
asks how are you?

Speaker 15 (01:48:22):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Anyhow welcome? People now here's the. Thing who's been? Listening
what Is John's what Are john's favorite? Fruits? Bananas he said,
bananas and he said, bananas and he said. Plums. Apricots
HAVE i got that? Right what came after? Bananas hang?

(01:48:43):
On wasn't? Apples was it? Bananas, peaches fresh, letter, bananas, oranges, plums,
apricots apples and lemon fri his GIN i would have
sent him for jos if he wasn't so. CLOSE i
Hope i'm not narrow minded WHEN i get, older SUSPECT
i will. BE i don't know what you've got to

(01:49:04):
do to keep your horizons. White listen to, Talk listen
to talk. Back i'm joking eight past. Eleven get in
touch or end up Voting winston the way it's. Going
if it's, creepers there'd be a sign when you've become. Closed,
anyhow how's it all?

Speaker 10 (01:49:24):
Going?

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
People welcome To it might be something entirely different you
want to talk. About don't have a. PROBLEM i am topic.
Agnostic at this time of, night you might have been
doing reading about the golf. War you might have to
have your say on. THAT i. Know sometimes it's time
people want to say. That you might want to look
talk about how to make mints go a bit further
checking some. Mushrooms people are doing, that aren't. They that's
the thing just tastes like mints with. Mushrooms only the

(01:49:48):
more fat than the mints are. Cheaper it is fetty fatty.
MINTS i suppose sausages are up and for all they,
are aren't? They but it's pork's time to shine or chicken.
Mints it's a creepy sounding, thing isn't? It good, Evening,
diane It's. Marcus, Welcome good, Evening.

Speaker 15 (01:50:07):
Marcus how are you very?

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
Good thank?

Speaker 15 (01:50:08):
YOU i just thought i'd change the subject a. Bit
i've been watching The Idita rod In canada or in Aw.
Aska actually it's a dog. Race, WELL i belonged to The,
Insiders so you pay a suburn you they live stream
the dog race From, Willow alaska To nome and it's

(01:50:30):
a thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Miles, yes, YES i read an extremely good book about,
that good winter dar it's a fantastic book about The Idita.
Ride but, yeah so what do you what do you belong?

Speaker 15 (01:50:42):
TO i called the. INSIDER i did a rod. INSIDER
i pay a sub every year and it's full a,
year and they have amazing videos of, it and they
have live streaming of it from the, checkpoints and they
have a couple of guys that have mushed the whole

(01:51:02):
thing themselves and you, know speakers on it And Jesse
holmes won it this year. Again he won it last year.
Too he's.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Amazing start off with the go through how many days
ago for five or six, days SO i think he's.

Speaker 15 (01:51:18):
One in nine. Days they have gone the northern route this,
year and oh they go through all These alaskan, villages you,
know only two or three hundred. People so this year
a billionaire guy.

Speaker 12 (01:51:35):
Gave some money to.

Speaker 28 (01:51:36):
THAT i did a rod and the money is.

Speaker 15 (01:51:39):
To go to each of the villagers for health care
for the. Children, well which is, wonderful absolutely. Wonderful it's
still going on BECAUSE i think the first ten MUSHes
are in now and they have to come in with
ABOUT i think five or six, dogs but they start with.
Sixteen and it's such an amazing thing to. Watch i'll

(01:52:05):
get up in the middle of the night and go
and have a look because you, know sometimes they have
to have certain two eight hour rests at a checkpoint
and one twenty four hour. Rest there's forty five vets
that are there checking the, dogs and unfortunately one has passed.
Away in the moment that has. Happened rule forty two

(01:52:28):
comes in which is the musher has to retire and
they haven't actually come.

Speaker 12 (01:52:36):
Up they.

Speaker 15 (01:52:38):
Don't have a cropsy on it or, something and they'll
tell us what happened in the.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
End SO i just want TO i just want to
ask you a bit about that with you watching. It
how many hours coverage is there each?

Speaker 9 (01:52:51):
Day twenty four?

Speaker 23 (01:52:52):
Hours?

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
Okay well so at night, time, yeah it's twenty four
hour day light there at the, moment is that?

Speaker 15 (01:52:59):
Right, no there's. Darkness they are mushed through the night
sometimes because even it's like minus, twenty if it gets
to about zero, degrees it's too hot for the, dogs.
Okay and so it's a, race so that Like jesse

(01:53:19):
has trained really really hard four and a half thousand
fought or something miles on training on his, dogs and
he would brush for five hours and then he would
lay down score for. Them he would feed, them and
he would west them for five, hours and then he'd

(01:53:41):
go again for five, hours and then because he had
to get when you get to a certain spart, place
he'd take an eight hour. Break it's amazing you can
Go and just.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
Talking more about the. Coverage are there cameras on some
of the sleds.

Speaker 15 (01:53:58):
There's cameras on the snow goes and there's cameras.

Speaker 28 (01:54:04):
And i've also got.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Drones it sounds. Fantastic are they talking to the operators
that the bastes as you call, them and they're talking
to them during the. Race are they being interviewed at different?

Speaker 4 (01:54:14):
Stages, yes they.

Speaker 15 (01:54:16):
Get interviewed at the. Checkpoints they've got, Time, okay the
usually Well jesse spoke every time he went into a
checkpoint after head they watch the videos guys that are standing.
There when they come into the, checkpoint they are asked

(01:54:36):
what their number, is how many dogs have got on the,
line and they have to go through a gear check
and they have to have certain items with. Them and
then once he's settled as dogs and fed, them he'll
usually give them an. Interview and so you've got two
usually two, interviews or one of them coming into the

(01:54:56):
checkpoint and another one of them being. Interviewed and how
do you think the race is? Going and the girls?

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
Fascinating, yeah To Paige.

Speaker 15 (01:55:08):
Droveny who came in, fourth got diagnosed with breastcats Last,
august so it's amazing that she raced at all and
she was Challenging, jesse right through until about oh think.
QUAK i think another guy mac all is very. Brookly

(01:55:29):
he's been twice, second but this as yet didn't. Go
the dogs were eating, well and As jesse, said he
had a bag of frozen beef fat and he said
a pound of that was four thousand, calories and he
had five pounds there that he tipped into a hot

(01:55:50):
bucket of water with a whole lot of dog, biscuits
and then he would go through and feed his what's
it's thawed, out go through and feed those. Dogs so
he started with sixteen and finished with. Twelve so it's
still going on and they have a red lantern for
the last, person and they also have A rookies, award

(01:56:16):
AND i think they were about to come in about
an hour or. Two and that's the first time musher
only four have retired from the. Race it was over
thirty bushes years and years. Ago there used to be
sixty or seventy of them doing. It so that it's

(01:56:38):
a lot of work for them to do, it because
it's every checkpoint that they go. Into the MUSHes have
had to sply ahead bags and bags of frozen food
for the dogs and for themselves and treats for. Themselves
it's usually their partners will prop them in a little
nose or something special for.

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
Them, diane how many years have you watched?

Speaker 15 (01:56:59):
This? Uh about five or?

Speaker 16 (01:57:04):
Six?

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Five and how much how much does your subscription cost
to watch the?

Speaker 9 (01:57:08):
Race fifty six dollars a?

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Year the reason isn't? It AND i THINK i might
have kiwis ever.

Speaker 15 (01:57:14):
Competed, no, no, okay, okay there are kiwis that are
on the chat because there's you've got four screens there
when you're when you're up your, internet you've got one
of the trackers which follow the which there's a tracker
on every. Sled there's also trackers on every. Dock. Wow

(01:57:37):
and so when they're drawing the, numbers the guy the
usher gets a bag full of tags now for as,
docks and then there's there's his his sled has.

Speaker 12 (01:57:48):
A tracker on.

Speaker 15 (01:57:49):
It so you're you've got one screen of the trackers
which you're, following just the number you'll, know and you
can click on them and they'll come up with the
details of who that that bushers and the speed that
they're going at. Too sometimes those dogs get up to
ten miles per, hour which is, amazing not really.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
Good are they huskies or samoids or but are?

Speaker 15 (01:58:13):
Both they'll be The, yeah they're specifically bread as racing. Huskies,
okay you, Know, yeah it's a great thing to.

Speaker 2 (01:58:21):
Watch are You are you a? Dog are you a dog?
Lover is that what you're in Trou.

Speaker 15 (01:58:28):
Yes i'm a competition to pedigree Border collie, breeder AND
i also compete with my border. Colleagues And i've got
an obedience, champion And i've got another one in the,
making And i've Got i've got a naughty.

Speaker 2 (01:58:41):
Pup oh that sounds. Fascinating so, LOOK i really tell, me,
look tell me for next. Year tell me what the,
channels what it's called again that you got it?

Speaker 15 (01:58:50):
On it's the idea to. Rod, yeah and it'll be
just twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
Seven you can pay what did you say a word
about you watching? On you've got The lemming or? Something you?
Said you've Got, Insider, insider, insider different levels.

Speaker 8 (01:59:04):
That you pay.

Speaker 15 (01:59:04):
FOR i pay for The, ultimate which gets for six
dollars a. YEAR i can go back and THEN i
can watch all. There they have The Run Dog, run
which is what they do is they clip a whole
lot of mushing pictures videos together with, music, okay and

(01:59:27):
then there's ones with, stories and there's one with the
repeat of the finish which goes up front street Of.
Nome you should have seen the.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
CARS i love, NO i Reckon name is my sort of.
PLACE i love name from the from The Bearing, sea
gold with the with The. Aurora it's such a god
forsaken place on each of the. WORLD i love.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
It.

Speaker 15 (01:59:48):
Years so he was coming along the coasts and the
cars and they had the drone up watching, him like
there's about. It between safety And name was twenty two
miles and mostly on the he was on the Actual Bearing,
sea frozen, ice and the cars were on the road following,

(02:00:11):
him and people were running down down to put their hand,
out and he'd go put their hand out and you,
know smack hands. Together and his dogs were so good
that when he got onto the front street Of, nome
he was following the police car up and the police
car plumped himself right in the middle before The Golden
arch which they go, under but his dogs just went

(02:00:32):
around and he just waved to the guy and went
under the. ARCH i think he made eighty thousand Dollars American,
now how.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Many, Hours, diane how many hours a day would you
watch it for those over those eight and nine? DAYS a?

Speaker 9 (02:00:46):
LOT i am a.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Lot it sounds compelling. Us it sounds better Than tour De.
France it sounds.

Speaker 15 (02:00:54):
Fantastic oh, gosh normally of AN nba person AND i
haven't watched the near that in the last nine.

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Days love you to.

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Talk thank you so much for. That half past, Ten
keep your calls coming through here to the. End what's?
Got what's bringing?

Speaker 7 (02:01:06):
Crew?

Speaker 2 (02:01:06):
Dan what do we?

Speaker 20 (02:01:07):
Get what it?

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Was does that go close on? One what do you?

Speaker 12 (02:01:10):
Say it?

Speaker 15 (02:01:10):
Was?

Speaker 4 (02:01:10):
One?

Speaker 11 (02:01:11):
One?

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
Sex it's pretty? Good? Oh, Wait tan diould you know the?
Rest twenty four twelve to twelve Paul As marcus good, Evening.

Speaker 22 (02:01:18):
Yes, magee good evening to. YOU i just picked up
on comment MADE i think from you about there's a
new live betting service coming out about the news headlines or.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Whatever yess Poly market's The american.

Speaker 22 (02:01:33):
One oh my goodness.

Speaker 9 (02:01:35):
ME i go to bed at.

Speaker 22 (02:01:37):
Night i'm an early wake up pretty, early AND i
typically wake up and hit the new you, know wake
up and listen to the one that'd be, News And
i'm thinking to, myself which nut has hit the button.
Tonight you, know the last thing we need is for
betting on.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
That it just, seems it just, seems it just seems.

Speaker 22 (02:02:00):
Obscene, well sleeping, enough it's hard enough to get to
sleep when you really like Slo, is you're going to
be laying back there thinking, about you.

Speaker 12 (02:02:10):
Know or what are the? Odds what are the?

Speaker 11 (02:02:12):
Odds what are the odds that you, know.

Speaker 22 (02:02:14):
One of those lovely gentlemen around the world have hit
some stupid button and wound up with, chaos and you
think something is going to get harder to get this.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
List, well what's happening now with poly, market, right is
that there was there was one bet where they said
THAT i think the bet was about the first person
to Bomb iran or, something, right the first missile to
hit and someone won twenty three million dollars on, it

(02:02:49):
and the journalists that reported the story received death threats
for reporting the story because the people lost money on their, prediction, right,
Right you KNOW i.

Speaker 22 (02:02:56):
Heard something like that WHEN i WHEN i went off
to the bathroom and kind OF i, thought this can't be.
Right you, KNOW i don't want to live in the
world like. That it is hard, enough you know what
it's like you wake up in the, morning what's even last? Night?

Speaker 11 (02:03:12):
What what if one of these?

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
Matters, yeah you're turned on the phone with trepidation in
the morning to get the.

Speaker 22 (02:03:18):
News you sort of you sort of get to that,
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