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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was going to say I had I got the
old hay fever last week? Was it last week in Caddy? Yep?
And it was I don't get hay fever until I
get hay fever. If you asked me previous to last weekend,
do I get hay fever, I don't get hay fever.
But in the country got the pine trees in the
direction of the window. The pines got something to do
with it. And so I had shocking hay fever. And
(00:22):
then morning, Tim, my eye exploded this morning. Remember the
eye explosion, Cadie.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, bloodshot?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I yeah, massively bloodshot. I really very very bad. Bloodshot eye.
And up until that particular point, I don't get bloodshot.
If you said, do you get bloodshot eyes? I would
have gone, no, I don't get bloodshot eyes or hay fever.
And all of a sudden they had hay fever.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Did Katie give you a poke in the eye?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, Well that's what it looks like. I looked like
a victim, but it wasn't. I think it was my
sneezing Tim from my hay fever.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, and my eye explodes, Oh my god, he's just
about blue your eyes out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Just about blue my eyes out because he does the
old man sneeze just like small children. I'm always like,
doesn't need to be that loud.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I can't do Does this mean that just does this
mean we've reached a certain point where we begin a
conversation by listing our health failures at the beginning, Now
you should hear.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was just on and so I thought, maybe I
get hay fever in the country. I now get hay
fever in the studio. Something that'll be the film will
be the filth in the dust. That's fair, mad Heath Felth. Yeah,
that's wrong. The proof is you're honor if I take
this to court and don't think it's not going that way. Eventually,
when Heath was away Heath was away recently for for
(01:37):
the trial duty. I thought he'd been finally charged, but
he was actually just on jury duty. Anyway, I can't.
I come in here in the morning and I'm thinking,
what's different? And what's different is it it's still filthy,
but it's not as filthy. And I'm thinking, what's what's
the common denominator here? In the common denominators?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Heath, so, what was the percentage of felth though, would
you say thirty five.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Percent forty mession at forty two and a half. I'd
love to see.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'd love to see your methodology. Now if we could
prove it, we could see if we could find any
of Matt Heath's DNA inside you. What if that was
on the Carl and Jackie Oh show, we'd now be
off air.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
God, that might be.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
If you're saying that's making you snee.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's smart. Now Katie helped me out. Ryan was asking me,
ryan's another young broadcaster here.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I would argue, possibly the mad Heath.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Surprisingly, no, surprisingly, disappointingly know, really interesting. I'll tell some stories. Yeah,
it is a surprise. He comes across. He comes across
superficially as clean. But now anyway, he went along to
a lecture this week at university. This is what he does.
He goes to the movies, falls asleep, and he goes
(03:02):
along two lectures at universities. And he went along to
a lecture this week and he had a lecture on creatine.
And he was asking me about creatine. Now, I said,
Katie's your expert on creatine. Now explain creatine and why
should have it?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, it's got well. All the research on creatine is
there are no downsides. It's cognitively brilliant for you. It's
great for brain health, it's great for mood. It's obviously
great for strength and performance. So usually people were taking
it because originally you thought of creatine and you thought, oh, bodybuilders,
the gym people lifting, shifting tin. But actually it's great
for everybody. It does help if you take it regularly
(03:41):
and arguably at the same time each morning, I learned.
But it has to be pure creating. There's a lot
of creat You never want it in a gummy gumming.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
See it rhymes into gummies.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So no, where where does creatine come from? Is it
from a gland?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Or what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Is it from a gland? What are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's like a white powder.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, but where's it? Prom it's made you make it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's made of what they harvest. Do they harvest?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do they grind it a whole? For creatine hydrated?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But it's got to have crea pure. You want the
pure ingredients. There's a lot of creatine knockoffs, cheap creatine.
You want it without flavors, no sweeteners, no colors. You
want premium quality with the crea pure what it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is pure, basically, that's fantastic. That's what I told Ryan.
I said, this creatine and creatine what it is is
a combination of three amino acids. And so you put
the three amino acids together and you got yourself creatine
and you'll never look back.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You only take a little bit. You just want a
little teaspoon each morning with your water, and you'll perform
better in the gym, you'll feel better. Your moodle shift.
I swear by it. Not paid to say it, not
associated with it in any.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Way, but congratulations my accounts it's spelt well, not with
a K. Mike. Could be new paint. There's certainly not
new paint. There's no new paint in the studio for
the last twenty years, Mike, A new after shave of
someone's perfume. No, it could be I'm wearing the Orchid
Gardener today, which is a lovely perfume and it's got
that floral note. So floral notes make your sneeze done.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You said the awkward gardener.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, the orchid Gardener, the welth. But the orchid Gardener,
what brand, Katie? And is it hard on your Liver
with the two questions that came through with some consistency.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh look, I'm not a doctor, so I never want
to I mean, if you if you're worried about Liby,
you should probably check that out because I wouldn't want
to say and I really I don't want to say
brand either, because you know, I don't pay tons of
money to say that kind of thing. I'm not affiliated
with anybody.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And also they'll be there'll be a run on it.
So we went to a you know, you know, and
we spent you know how we spent I think it
was like eighteen minutes talking.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
About some Carspray last week gone sold out.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Katie, Well, the boys and I went to a cool
car show over the weekend and a block and sixty six. No, no,
there these are your grunters, your Pontiac Parisians, you know,
your your mag wheels and your V eight engines and
your dragsters. And this guy who was in the Parisian said, oh,
I wanted to find that stuff that Mike was talking about,
(06:16):
and it's all sold out. So there you go, Causpray,
you moved it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, you know, it's good. It's McGuire's McGuire's ultimate or
super Deeper or no affiliation to the well, No, I don't.
Just I like helping people out. I'm a giver, Kadie,
I'm a giver. I just want be Sam takes a
lot of creatine. Now it's Sam's a bodybuilder, not that
you'd know it, and so I'd take I'd get my
money back on the program. But Sam's a bodybuilding and says,
(06:42):
are you going to take creatine for bodybuilding? You've got
to do it in cycles like eight weeks on and
eight weeks off. Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I only take a little bit. I mean, because I'm
not a bodybuilder. Are you just take a little like
a you know, the little tea spoon.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
But I don't know how much he's taking. He takes it,
he takes he's on steroids. Well, so it doesn't help.
I think he mixes sterio.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Does it fix hay fever? And I don't think it does,
because if it fixed hay fever, I'm on the I'm
on the I'm on the creating as soon as Tim
did you get it from Mercury Power this week? Telling
you your powers going up again?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I don't know. We're not with mercury actually or with
someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You and tell you that your powers going up again.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Power You just pay your power because it's invisible and
you just need it, and you switch the lights off
when the kids leave the box.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's howls don't begin to because it's your complacent, spineless
whimp like yourself, Corporate New Zealand and.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Pays no way, I'm all, I'm We're all over the
power thing. And because power equals prosperity and if we
can't make it cheaply and efficiently and get competition into
the market, then where stuffed as a country?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
This is true. Couldn't agree with you more. Hey, K,
did you see about the Aura ring? No one got
on to Aura rings earlier than you did. You see
the sales this week?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm not surprised. I think the metrics is really cool,
a new update on or two. But that's it's for
people that don't have a clue what you're talking about.
It's like a whoop or there's tons of everybody's doing.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's like creatine, only creatine excepted that right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, it's terrible data that will track your sleep, your steps,
your metrics, your health, your stress, all that kind of
stuff and give you feedback in real time, so people
who are health conscious or proactive can monitor that kind
of thing. I wouldn't be surprised if Sam's got something like.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That in order to ring he wears an honest Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
As in the danger though that that stuff, That stuff
makes you a bit angsty about.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
A whole question. You've just opened him the pan doors
box at the Hosky Hawksby household. You've just you've just
gone the old whippy discussion, which is, do you think
you might be a bit reliant on the metrics discussion?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm obsessed with it. Once you're not, once you get
the feedback, it's obsessive. That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We can I can I just offer? Can I just
offer quickly that the wisdom of John Grisham yesterday which
said she can't always be right for it to be
a happy marriage.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I thought that was a fantastic takeaway of John Grisham.
Just here are the headlines for you, Kadie. Do you
suffer from any of the following digestive issues?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay, creatine does hold onto water, so some people say
it does make them feel slightly bloated, But you can
that's only like for the first couple of weeks of tame.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's number two. Water retention dehydration.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Not really, but I do drink a lot of water.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
You got water retention and dehydration. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What was the other one?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Nausea?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Nausea? No nausea at all.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Muscle cramps.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No muscle cramps. Look, I'm not a doctor. If people
are worried and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They have other anyone's worried. No, I don't think anyone's.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Worried about it. Okay, you probably do get nausea when
when a certain person starts cranking up about it. You're
worried about your metrics. So I've got my as you're
coming off, gave me nausea.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
This week, I took Mike for the first time to
play pickleball, and I'm surprised it's Friday and he's not
mentioned this on air because this happened the weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Talked about it once? Have you?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I haven't him.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And it's interesting he hasn't talked about it.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Why would would you want to about it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What are you saying that I'm that I'm being modest
because I was so good.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Someone doesn't want to talk about the battle.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Talk about it?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Am I not? Are you saying I'm useless?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No? No, no?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Are you a bit of a spares on the old
pickleball anymore? Do we need to get on the Monday
Morning commentary box? Further than more?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Totally?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Do you know? I did this thing. I've got to go.
But I did this thing with Andrew Kellahy yesterday and
the people in the audience right, do you know what
they wanted to know about Pickleball? It's all they wanted
to talk of him.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh boy. And I bet you had to shut it
down because I had to.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Shut it down from saying how good I am.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
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