January 27, 2021 • 56 mins
Comedian Kountry Wayne is here to promote his absolutely hilarious Instagram skits, his book, and his films. Wayne gets open and honest throughout the entire episode, sharing his secrets to having all his baby mothers get along, how he just learned about his 10th child, his secrets in bed, and much more. Kountry even shoots his shot at Meg the Stallion for Valentines Day! Enjoy!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
What it's lift service. I'm Angela, yee, I'm stopping in Santiago.
I'm Laria, and we gotta start with us today. Yeah,
country Wayne, listen, I don't know how you do it,
but you do it, sir. Yet in real life, you
have done some amazing things that most guys might try
(00:23):
to do and it won't work out. Right, You're gonna
work out for you. Gotta have you gotta have that,
have to be able to do it, you feel. But
country man, you are hilarious and we of course always
enjoyed watching your viral videos and you've been so consistent
with it through years and years and years, and I
love the fact that you've been keeping us entertained even
throughout this pandemic. So how have you been doing. I've
(00:44):
been great. I can't even loet like it's been better
than was. You know, it was a great year for me.
I took things into my own hands, and hey, it's
been working out fine. Yeah. We see you had a
big wild of money that you pulled out the other
day on one of them skinned So look like has
been good for you. He always pulling out them. By
the money got to keep you got to keep the
(01:05):
money on you because that way, if you keep it
on you, you won't never how to spend it, because
a woman that tests you to see if you got
that money. So instead of buying the expensive things all
the time, just in case, black, well, you must ain't
got it, because I'm like, hey, you gotta keep got it.
I got it, you just ain't getting it. Yeah, but
have you seen on social media like people getting runn
(01:27):
up on when they pull out their money to flash
their money. We've seen a few videos of people are
running up and snatch your money. Nobody. Don't ever try
to snatch your money. No. I don't really be around
nobody though, but my people, you know, I really don't
go nowhere, be in my spot kicking it with my kids.
I don't do nothing, so I don't go anywhere. That
must keep you very busy. Oh ya, you got like
(01:48):
a try. I couldn't imagine you're having time for yourself. Yeah,
it's for real. That's why I'm single, man, because it's
gonna be hard to get a woman with ten kids.
They could play a whole basketball game against each other
for so I just find the head of love. I
thought I had nine kids. Oh my god, so it's
officially ten kids. It's not an exaggeration, and you have
(02:10):
ten kids, got teen? I just find out find out
I got a thirteen year old in San Antonio, tisses. Wow.
I think another difficult thing would be, okay, you got
ten kids. But then you also do a lot of
skits with your ex girlfriend and saying things of that nature.
So I would think that a lot of women would
naturally think that you're still involved. Well you know, um yeah,
(02:31):
me and her cool, So you know how they go
everybody out dealt with in the past. We you know
we we we always in the cool because we left
on good terms. Every one of my relationships with great relationships.
How do you do that? Okay, I gotta because that's
a very uncommon thing to be on good terms with
all of your past relationships, to the point where like
(02:52):
when you are just hilarious were together and broke up,
it was a thing like you had lied you she
didn't know you was married. People. Thrust was a home
record that she had to clarify that you live. That's
all those lives. I just live it about it. I
(03:12):
let everybody to tell this story because they were black women,
and I didn't want her. I took all the blame.
I didn't care. I'm like, hey, you could throw it
on me, but these two beautiful black women, and I
don't want no problems. I'm not about to say one
negative thing all those lives. Okay, So I just didn't
know you were married. That's basically what you're hanging at.
So I filed for the divorce and I just want
(03:34):
to see her at a show, and it went from there. Yeah,
I filed, and that was it. My divorce having fast.
I foiled in December. I was divorced by February because
I gave her what she wanted. I gave her more
than what she wanted. I said, hey, you could get
this money. Tell your lawyers stopped trying to stretch this out,
thinking I'm Kevin hard. It ain't. It's not about to
(03:57):
be what you think. I gave her that money. It
was like that. Yeah, it wasn't nothing, man. Man just
wasn't dealing with each other. I had no thing going
on while while I was married. Okay, So, how many
children's mothers do you have? I got I got or
six now about one of them I don't even talk
(04:17):
to because I had got customy with my daughter. So
it's like six baby baby. Well we come in the
fact that at least you're a good dad. You know
what I'm saying, because that's one thing everybody says is
that you do take care of all your kids. Oh yeah,
I'll take care of the kids and the baby mama's
that's the secret. You got to take care of the
baby mama's too. Uh, You're never gonna have no peace
you have more kids. Uh no, no, I'm kind of
(04:41):
done with that because you know, I'm thirty three now
and this is my first time being free. So it's like,
I don't want to do that again because it took
it took this many years to fight myself back to freedom,
like real freedom, because you know, I feel like before
you free again, you got to make sure your kids
straight and the mothers of the kids in some kind
(05:01):
of way. So now it's like I work my way
back to a single man and kid again. Uh that
I'm straight, that I can check that my kids, no problem,
and if I ever get in a relationship, the woman
don't got to worry about that because that's handled. So
all your kids are are pretty much grown up, like
my sons a fifteen, fourteen and thirteen and my older
(05:23):
two songs. We get money together because when they do
the videos with me, you pay them. You're the bad
home like their videos made. They made six figures this summer. Okay,
the kids is working. I like it. Yeah, some more
money makers. Man, I'm not having any more kids unless
(05:43):
it's with somebody I really fall in love with and
a woman that I really really want to be with,
and I plan on taking it there. But right now
I'm just hey, I'm enjoying being free. It's my first
time in singing since kinder Guard. Oh my lord. Any
battles between the baby mama is like do they be like, well,
I got the better house, I got the better car
he helped me get. This is it? Have you ever
(06:05):
had to comment between that? It used to be because
my aunt's wife was always kind of up more, but
she she was with me when I was in the projects,
like you know, uh us notn apartment and stuff, so
it was like she was with me. So of course
she had the bigger house at first. But my um,
one of my baby mama's who got three kids by me,
I've upgraded her life until they are even now they both.
(06:28):
They both make six figures a year of what I
do you know? So it's like even though even the
playing field, but yeah, it used to be those battles
all the time. Makes for good comedy though, right or no? Yeah,
it's pre material. So it's like if you get through
the storm, it's like Tyler Peril. He got through a lot,
so he was blessed with the stories that nobody had
(06:49):
from that perspective. So me coming from the streets and
the women, since I didn't let it beat me. Now
I'm blessed with all the stories and details that a
lot of people only think they know, but I know
it in and out because I've lived through it. Well,
we're gonna school you want some things today, okay, because
we've been watching your videos. One thing you talk about
and I want the ladies to chime in, and then
(07:10):
we're gonna school you want some things? Is how do
you know when your man is cheating on you? Because
there are definitely some telltale signs. Now. I saw one
where you see that hair in the bed, and hair
is always a sign that your man is cheating. If
you go on the bathroom, you gotta look for that hair.
You're looking up there. Have you ever clipped up somebody's
sheets and seen some stains on the bed that you
(07:31):
know wasn't from you? Like you know, they'd be like
little hums things. Uh hey, yeah, you look that matches up.
You know what I'm saying. You pay that couple all
the way back you go most of time. To be honest,
you know, it might be a little a little blood
and you know what I'm saying, whoa from which cavity? God?
(07:56):
I mean a lot on the sheets, but I really don't.
I've never been to the no girl house like that.
You know, everybody I was with I had a house
that I was paying the bills that or they come
to my house, so I they knew not to have
no blood on the sheet. Yeah. I never been in
that situation since I was a teenager. Did you change
the sheets in between women? Nah, that's nasty. That's some
(08:19):
boy ship right there, that don't I don't have a
bunch of women like I don't. So you slept in
the same sheets, but one woman after there was another
woman there without changing them. Yeah, Oh, y'all probably to
y'all ain't know it. I hope not. I just probably young.
(08:43):
I feel like that's some young ship, Like you're supposed
to have a washer and dry. Why you can't just
throw them sheets and change them. Just come on, you
see y'all think y'all never slept on the same sheets
as another woman. I mean maybe I feel like if
I wasn't when I was younger, I felt like and
think it would be that dirty. Yeah. Yeah, you're almost
(09:04):
be in relationships now. I am even just the um
the guys, you know, like you know, as everything is clean,
you can smell is clean. They probably had somebody coming
clean right before I came. You know, it depended up
being a crumbs in the bed. And I definitely look
at the set. I would flip it up the comforter
(09:25):
and look at the sheets. I definitely used to always
do that. Just look at the sheets. Let me make
sure I don't see, you know, out of plate here.
I don't want to make up on the pillow. I
was actually check the pillow. I don't look. I don't
search for a hair like in the bathroom or anything
like that, but I definitely check up the sheets are
clean for sure, because I think the confiter is the
(09:46):
dad giveaway. Because the sheets you can clean, you can
switch out. It's the comforter that's not as easy to clean,
So you gotta watch that. That's why you gotta pill
that back first. If you don't trust them, no country
wain't gotta do bed cover or will you take the
comfort out of the cover, Like yeah for sure, for sure,
(10:09):
yeah we got that. But a man for beat for
breeze going a long way. But I've done that before,
but it's just not as frequent. I could count the
times on my one hand. Now, have you ever caught
a woman cheating on you? Nah? I never. I never
(10:31):
had it happen, but I know it have happened. I
just know because I feel like a woman if I've cheated, right,
I feel like a woman should cheat, because if I cheated,
that means something's on my mind that I did this.
A girl I saw and it's probably a guy that
a woman have seen, but she she she restrained more
so after man cheat, sometimes he's a better person. So
(10:54):
I feel like a woman should not be looked at
as bad as cheating cheating, because hey, if I do it,
it's not Do you feel like every woman who you
cheated on should have been cheating on you? Is that
what you're saying, yeah, it would have been more because relationship. Yeah,
when you don't got some off your mind, you're a
(11:15):
better person. You're free. So for that you should just
tell her like, hey, you know what, I'm about to
go and do this over here. I try to keep
it real like that, you know, to be honest, because
I really I really feel like it's you know, at
this point, man for man and for man cheat. Uh.
At some point carma got to come back in some
(11:36):
kind of weight. And I feel like I feel like
I said this the other day, I feel like a
lot of men, you know what I'm saying, a lot
of me. I told my brother this, we've been enslaving
women with money instead of freeing women with money. Like
it's like I helped my baby. Well that's why I
give my baby mamas and they could be whoever they
want to be with. Because if I tell a woman,
(11:58):
I give you this, but you got to give me that.
If you get that to somebody else, if you don't
get to me, I'm not gonna get you this. Now,
that's back in slave. That's that's like, you know. So
I'm a free person and as I've grown, I'm like, hey,
let's keep it real, Like, if I don't cheat it
ten times? She cheat once? Bro, Like, let go man,
so you can forgive that. So if she came to
(12:19):
you and was like, listen, I just sucked somebody's dick
like half an hour ago. Yeah, tell me about it.
So you would rather you would rather know than not
find out. I rather know. But if it's a friend
of yours, Hey, what you like about him? Like I'm different,
So the course is gonna be different because I really
don't care. I like, what did you like about So
(12:39):
you would ask that, like what did you like about him?
How was the sex? And how big as dick was? All? Right?
So what I wanted to school one? Right? For ladies here,
(13:01):
we've all cheated at some point. How can guys tell
when we cheat? Because I think it's easy for us
to tell with men cheat just because y'all are not
the smartest when it comes to that, right, there's a
lot of signs that are there, y'all go missing, You
show up with flowers for no reason. Then you never
have done that before, and we're like flowers, you know
what's really happening here? Too many times to check in
(13:24):
weird check, Yeah, guys do stuff like that, like, uh
so if I'm not available between three and six because
I have to do my phone about to die? All right, so,
uh I got locked up a woman. You really could
never tell you just got it. You can never tell
if a woman cheated, she that good. We'll tell you
(13:46):
how you could tell. This is how you could tell.
You put this on my phone, cheat on her and
you get caught and she's not really that mad. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
you doing some bullshit and she let it go too easy.
I feel like I feel like you can tell if
(14:07):
I'm cheating, if I pick a fight and you just
got on my nerves. Everything you're doing is getting on
my nerves. I'm probably happy with somebody else. Yeah, I
don't like you no more right, Yeah, so today I
don't like you, so tomorrow he gets on my nerves.
And well, I ain't know went through that here woman,
I was happy then. They ain't had no women problems.
(14:27):
Well maybe you would never had someone cheating on you. Yeah,
I don't think I have. I'm just saying I don't
want to be the ones to say no. I know
for sure, I don't know, but I just I never
had those problems. Have you ever felt like a pussy
felt different, like, um, you know how like a guy
tries to say they could tell if their women cheated
(14:47):
because they're pussy a little looser or whatever the case.
Have you ever felt like that, Like you climbed in
it and was like this don't feel like how when
I left it? Na, I ain't feel that it's about
to ask to do it? Do it feel different from uh?
Like puts it feel different from this woman and that woman?
(15:08):
Tell us about that while you're at it. Well, I
feel like everybody's with a person that's not their best
sexual partner. Really yeah, really some people. Yeah, some people
are with people just for the same hey, but yo,
but sometimes the personal person with is not their best
sexual partner they ever had. But do you tell that
(15:29):
person that? Man? I think you do. You got to
get that part right. That's six ain't right, man, That relationship,
even if it don't never in physically, it's gonna end spiritually.
I don't care. They can fake like it's the guild
and all that six is a real big part of
a relationship. I don't care for nobody's sake. But sometimes
when you really love with somebody, that is when the
sex is the best. Yeah, you don't think so. I
(15:54):
think that's been like the best when you really care
about Maybe men and women are different in that way
you feel an emotional connection. It is not. But with
social media now you you have to really turn your
phone off if it's gonna be like that, because there's
so much out there. We can't be like, oh, we're
not distracted a little bit. That's unhuman. Like it's like
(16:16):
a person to see you. I'm gonna use a man
as yourself, but they'll see something a woman like. I
wish my girl was quiet like that. I wish my
girls and a girl gonna see a guy, it's gonna
be something she pick out because nobody is completely how
somebody own them to be. But that's that's again, that's
some boyship because you know there are men and women
who are tired of the distractions on social media. Nothing
(16:42):
nothing in process them on social media. You know, it's
been on it for a long time. Like in realistic
in this world. It's not full of me and it's
full of boys. So we have to be realistic in
the world, especially if you're in business and getting money
because it's a realistic world. I can say where there's
plenty of men, but I don't make my money just
(17:02):
out men and women. I make my money off girls
and boys too. The mentality. So the reality of the world,
the world is full of boys. So you're not talking
about a reality world when you're talking about that some
boys stuff, because you're talking about a very small percentage
of people. Have you ever been scared that you got
a STD you know when I was young, like man,
(17:27):
like when I was young, you know, uh, you don't
have about bacterior offections and stuff before. So when you
get older from me, everything that people go through a
lot of boys stuff I did while I was young.
That's why I have all those kids. That's why I
have all those situations because I did a lot of
stuff between fourteen and twenty two. I missed up every
day every day, every day, had to fight. So by
(17:56):
the time I got twenty two, I was already changing
because my daddy and people who raised me let me live. Oh,
I had lived, so I kind of knew all the
mistakes by the time I was twenty two. Like, I
don't play like that. I deal with a woman. I
deal with her and if I deal with another one.
I dealt with her too, like like, I'm taking care
of you, and at least I know you messed with
(18:18):
a bunch of people like you kind of minimize the
the chances of things. How hard was it when you
were younger, though, right, because you didn't have money like that,
You know, when you were younger going through all this
having to take care of your kids, because at the
same time, financially, that's a huge responsibility. When I first
heard him, I didn't have it like that because I
had kids at seven team. But by the time I
(18:39):
was twenty two, I was already making six figures. So
I've been up six two thousand ten. Like January two
thousand teen, I had started making six figures. So I
was in a small town where I was at a
hundred thousand dollars a year profit. It's like making you
know what I mean, it's like a million dollars well
accorded mellion at least. So I've been up financially, not
where I'm at now, but for the last teen years
(19:01):
since two eleven years, every year I made more, but
I was up financially off since and I felt like
a funny person could always a funny man could always
get some pussy because he got bitches laughing out their drawers.
And she's like that. So I don't even feel like
you necessarily needed to have no whole bunch of money.
You just make the girls laugh. And they were just
(19:21):
throwing their panties off. Yeah, but I learned I ain't
even want that got me in trouble. They got me
all the kids. Stop aiming for the pussy. I started
aiming for the heart. That's right. You know they're saying
big dick energy, right, like b d E. Is there
something you could tell with a woman that you know
she got some good pussy? Yeah? What's the good pussy energy?
(19:44):
It's just that calmness, like when she calmed and she
like she just knows she got it. She's not worried,
she's not worried about life. It's gonna lock something back.
If you don't lock down a husband, it's gonna lock
down a guy who's gonna just take care of her
and call it. They're good man, good pussy. It's real.
(20:06):
That's real, you know, my baby mama. Guys good good
Which one right, the first in the last, the first
one in the last, the ones that got the houses.
I was gonna say, what's the best gift? That's something good?
Pussy is gutting out of you house. Oh yeah, my baby, mama,
(20:30):
they got they really don't work. They got houses called
and guarantee income for life. Well if they're guaranteed income
for you to income if you know what I mean. No,
I don't got to hit like they free like, so
you don't mind if a guy moves in the house. No,
that has happened before. Okay, so that's fine. Yeah, that
(20:51):
that's happened before. Are you like? You know? Because my
mama was in a situation where guys look out for her,
but they had to get some pussy. So I made
myself how I wur never that guy. No, that's interesting though.
You see that happen in your own family and it
makes you have a different type of attitude. That's so true.
You watch things about your parents and it really dick
chakes how you ask. Either you're gonna do the same
(21:13):
thing or you're gonna do the opposite and exact, but
good pushes. It's a gift. So you think you have
good dick? Yeah, I believe I do. I leave you
do too. After all, these kids and women and wives,
and everybody's still cool with you. He might everybody. There's
not a woman I ever dealt with that. I can't
go get her back. I don't care to you in relationship.
(21:35):
That's not a woman I ever deal with. And she
think I'm serious, she'll leave whatever she in. How did
you get felt good at facts? Oh? Because I realized
six was in the I realized it was in the
mind a lot. So what I do, like, even before
we get to the bedroom, I'm playing with her mind
just on some other stuff. So when by the time
(21:56):
we get to the bedroom, that's the last part she
having six with this person and who's have been in
certain this energy? Because if you wait to the bedroom
to make him feel a certain way, you gotta do
too much. You gonna to touch everything. You're got to
touch the spot, you know what. Man ain't got time
all that. By the time to get to the bed room,
it's like get some food off the grill, It's time
(22:17):
to eat it. I ain't got time to get it
off the grill, prepared season it. You know. So io
that I started dealing with that mind at a young age.
I learned about that mind. You know, so you learned
about mind games at an early age, early age. I
even use it in my comedy. Like when I dropped
(22:38):
my skits, I knew to put out real money because
I know people who was gonna watch that's real money
you got. I definitely was looking to see. I'm like,
is that money real? That's real much. But then when
I seen him pull off that one hundred dollar bill
in the bag, video was to tease you, to let
me know I can get this, but I'm never gonna
(22:59):
be there that person. I like that paper because if
you got that money in your bank account, your walk
gonna be different in your sets game because you know
you got it. You was like, when you got it
in your bank account for real, I ain't talking out
of all that other stuff. To my I'm invested in this.
That's cool liquid cash. Everything you do gonna be smooth
(23:20):
when Yo, when YO did it is lower than the
amount of money you have. Everything you touch, it's gonna
be magical because you got a relaxation about you. There's
no pressure. How's a woman never tried to charge you
for pussy? Yeah? Yeah, A girl tried chard one time,
and I gave her the money and left how what what?
What happened? It was a girl one time when I
(23:41):
was in the streets, you know, a girl I like,
she was like, oh, we got kicking. She said, I'm
gonna need five h say hold up, you know you
gotta do that for real? Like I like, here you
go and I live like you're tisching me talks. She
even tissed me two years after that, like what you're doing?
Like it because like, never come it. You're like that
because I hit regardless, But don't make it like that
(24:04):
because it's gonna missingccess game. Okay, So you don't like
prostitutes roll and if we rolled playing like that? Who
are that? If we rolled playing? But you ain't got
to do that. I want to look out regardless. Well
what are you going to play in the role? Well, yeah,
are you gonna be the John or the pen? You're
(24:25):
gonna be the John or the past? Hey what else
you wanted to be? I'll be her sugar dad and
whatever you like being the sugar daddy. Hey, I guess
I have been a sugar dad cause I look out
for every woman I ever deal with. I really give
a woman money to energy straight on. Okay, So well
I think a lot of guys probably give a woman
(24:45):
money that energy. Who can have that money cause I
could get more money, but if you get my energy,
it's draining. So do you think you've ever been in
love like this is the person I really want to
be with for the rest of my life? Every woman, i'
because you might know that's not the be all end
off for you. But have you ever felt like this
(25:06):
is it? Yeah? I felt like that with my last
few relationships. But you kind of know that person is
gonna do something messing up. You kind of already know them.
Not not all time, but don't grown most of the time.
You know when people are younger. See, I don't grown.
I'm thirty three, but don't really old because I grew
up fast, so you kind of know, like you know,
I'm a grown man. So you ain't got to watch
(25:28):
and see if I'm playing boy a game because I
ain't about to play them. So sometimes a young person,
uh try to watch and test first, but I ain't
got time to be tested, So it's like, so what
messes it up? When you said you know they do
something to mess it up? Like, what what would that be?
They they try you like you a boy they're like
a man, you know, because this world full of boys
(25:50):
and girls. But when you run across a real woman
and a real man, you got to treat them accordingly
because they're not about to put up with nothing because
they don't they don't care, because they they content with themselves.
A real woman ain't gonna sit there. Yeah, I ain't
got time. But you're playing little board games. She's gonna
cut you off off. The real ain't no more chances
you're gonna keep playing these games. And a real man,
(26:12):
he's not going to go through the situation of a
woman who don't deal with a lot of boys and
think you're a boy, like shout, I don't mean just spit,
but I understand he did that. But I ain't got
time to be tested, like too short. Either you're gonna
trust this or you ain't. You feel me ain't got
time to be tested? You feel that's interesting? You think
you want to get married again? Yeah? Yeah, it messed
(26:39):
with my creativity, like muscles up your creativity. Yeah, especially
in the field on me and right now. It's like
you know, because when you're when you're in the creative
and your artists, sometimes you have to build your art
around your relationship because when you go home and you
don't put out this art, even if they don't say
anything their mouth, they're gonna sit with their energy. So
(26:59):
some time to be totally creative, you got to be single.
I feel like in the entertainment feel that you are in,
or even just being social media stars, if your relationship
doesn't match, if it doesn't work, it could really damage it.
It makes you stop. It'll you'll be off the internet
(27:19):
when you're supposed to be on. But if you can
have a relationship where you guys are doing things together,
it could be very bede official. Yeah, but I'm stay
saying though, this just feel too good. I'm probably see
you today. I said I probably get married and afford it.
I'm afford it if we haven't been single and that long.
It's hard to really know. Yeah, yeah, I am having fun. Man,
(27:40):
I'm not even dealing with no women. I mean my
condo by myself, Like it ain't even about that. It's
just this freedom, especially with the Internet now with it's
a it's a gold man where they're paying you for
your content. This is the beginning of like a pyramid.
So I'm so focused on putting this content out because
it's residual. Man, I'm not stepping up and I'm not
(28:01):
paying attention to anything because it's like, this is what
I'm doing. This is magical right now. But if the
perfect woman came along right and she's like, okay, but
what you're doing. She can even help you with some
of your stuff, but she also has ten kids, would
you be able to take her serious but very wrong?
That probably be great. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with it.
I'm cool. Would you get the big house? Yeah, that's
(28:25):
the reality, a reality show. So I'm waiting on that woman.
I don't waiting on the woman. I love being in
love now. I love that feeling of being in love.
We can tell what are your kidcer? What's your sign?
It was Sagtarius, but but you see, I could see
(28:47):
the Sagittarius in you because we like to be in love,
but not for too long. He might be true, well tired, tired.
I'm not going to disagree with you, but no, I love.
We said, I got to get me a woman who
really I realized I do. Got to get me a
woman who liked money and understand money because coming from
(29:09):
where I come from, a small town, you don't run
across those mentalities. So I gotta get a woman who
understand money, because even me and just one thing she
did understand you gotta go get your paper. So she
didn't get to even when she felt like she didn't
get too into my business of how I got my paper.
That's why you guys are working together again. Yeah, and
(29:32):
she didn't at first. She was tripping, you know, because
she was still kind of mad at me, and she
had me you know what I'm saying. She was tripping
at first, you know, because she felt like, you know,
I just quit the relationship. But I didn't. I just
had to go. I had was fun. When's the last
time you tried to sleep with her? I ain't never
(29:54):
tried to sleep nobody and didn't see you know what
I'm saying, together a even telling a woman business? Let
me find out service. No, But that's so, how did
she How did you manage to convinced her to work
again with you? I explained to her what was going
(30:15):
on with this social media and I showed her what
I was making. I say, look, this is a gold mine.
This will never happened again. Um, this is a this
is a merger of what's just the future. And I'll
explained that part tour, and she seen how it was moving.
I was dropping dropping him every day and and and
it picked up. I'd been getting called from everybody, even
(30:36):
my um. I told my agency. You know what see
a I told him. I say, man, people and people
learn about this. What's going on with social media right now?
It's the goal. It's a gold mine. And I explained
to her and just it's about her money. So I
knew eventually she was gonna wake up and she understood
the power. Like we got to work together. I say, man, look,
(30:56):
people be watching those anyway wild ways some money out
of pain. You feel it really is brilliant though, because already,
first of all, you'll have good chemistry, right, you guys
do your sketches together, and then it does make people
look and be like, oh, Hiday back doing stuff. And
then already you click on it just to see because
you're like, oh wait, it's just happens, right, And then
(31:19):
you somehow got us laughing at cheating skits. Then it's
kind of like real life was like that. People let
me do all those kids because I keep it real.
A lot of people have something to say like the church.
But when you keep it real, man, those real life situations,
you can't deny them. And I'm not stopping. Have you
ever had an instance where you were in bed and
(31:41):
you couldn't perform like your sex which is terrible that day,
or it just wasn't happening for you now, to be honest,
when I was younger, but I realized it was that food.
Like once I turned vegan, I had no more problem
my energy be being crazy. But when I was on
that food, I used to notice sometimes like, hey, why
can't I you know what I mean, you'd be dealing
with it like I had those moments at a young age.
(32:03):
You couldn't. You didn't say what you can't get it
up all the way hard after? Like after you go
ahead and take off like I do mine, you know,
like you won't get back. I'm I'm rubbing it. I'm like,
oh lord, you don't even know it's really over. I'm
squeezing the back of it to I'm choking the back
of it. Everything you trying to like. But after I
(32:24):
did my research, a lot of that have to do
with a man's diet, right, I agree with that? And
have you all clogged up. Blood can't flow properly. That's
pork chocolate. Women are letting men coming you in that
steak yea even like but you know what even candies
and some of those dis and stuff y'all whatever, y'all
(32:47):
man eat when you eat eclat and you're letting that
go in you, that's how I can't do. No pork eaters,
you know, usure changing the sheets when inside and nobody exaculating. Mean, y'all,
can you date a woman who's not a vegan? Like
let's are like, okay, let's just say you because you
did a woman who has really bad eating habits and
(33:08):
then eat her out McDonald's and cheeseburgers. I ain't gonna lie.
That's been becoming a problem. Like I mean, I told
you that I'm the breakfast club one time. That's really
real reason why I'm single, because when you when you're
eating two different ways, no, it gets interference. You could
taste that, you could taste that park and that pushy
juice like a man. It kind of makes I ain't
(33:31):
gonna lie. Manna be real with y'all. Wrot with y'all
like that man and you look at you as a
friend man, it's like I got kind of bullet. I
don'nna be real, Like, I won't know girl who eat
that ro I'm not for the woman I feel you.
I would listen. I always tell you. I dated this
guy and we went out to eat. He gonna double
cheeseburger with bacon. I can't. That was the last time
(33:54):
we ever went out. And I still but listen, I
still drank. I had a drink and he was trying
to give me a speech about drinking, and I was like, dude,
do you see what you're eating? Are you worried about
my little drink? Yeah? I really woman drink then be
because I know too much about it. Yeah, it's like
smell of coming out there pores. So you don't drink either. No,
(34:15):
I don't drink smoke. Look at his skin, he has
excellent skin, colous. But yeah, I mean that's a good
argument for clean eating. And look, he couldn't even get
an erection a second time. Now, look clean eating. It changed.
It changed everything about on the fielsical part, like, but yeah,
I can't be with a woman who is about to
(34:36):
a point. It's a perfect service announcement. I can't be
with a woman and she don't eat clean. Is that
the reason why you decided to start eating clean as
because you started having a little issues or did you
just did someone convince you? Like what gave you the push?
I was on a mission since I was when I was,
since I was twenty two, Like I got off pork
(34:58):
first and all these things. But it I just kept
chopping things away. Got off pork, got off beef, got
off juices and sodas, and I finally got off fish,
finally got off eggs, and you know, I just kept
going through the process. And six years ago I went
completely vegan. But it was just the results. I was saying,
you've been vegan for six years? Do you last longer? Yeah, well,
(35:18):
well I can go Like that was a problem with
one Now I can go. She's like, that's enough for
else ione to cut you off cause you went too long. Oh, Like,
I ain't gonna say who will but someone we know
it's too much. It was I can do it, hious.
I can do it all day, and I like doing
(35:39):
it in the daytime, like I don't got to wait
to night, like when I wake up in the morning,
I could do it there and we in here and
I see you walk by, putting your legs up the FEEDO.
I might me get the kids that right quick? You
feel me? So, I'm always kind of ready feeling younger guy,
Now you do that speaking fl young again. You have
(36:00):
your cougar girlfriend and your skits, bro, So have you
ever been with a cougar? Yeah, I've been. I've been
with the older woman. I've been with almost every kind
of woman. Man, I've been with almost every kind white,
almost every race, every age, almost excelf for the younger,
you know, five and older. You know, how was the
(36:29):
sex like with the older women? Older women like you
don't got to get them with Come on now, you
still got to get them back? Yeah? Kind of, that's
that's rude. He just died right in. Right, I'll try
like that, but it kind of be more really. But
you know, at the same time, every woman I deal
with like that, she was already already got in the mind.
(36:50):
She was excited to be in a bed with me,
so she was already I wanted to hear some of
these mind things. Let me hear something. What do you say,
what's the mine? Because mine control Before you get into
the bedroom, How do you tenderize how do you. It's not.
It's not a control. You just talked to the soul.
(37:11):
Because everybody got something that they really want to talk
about or they really need fulfilled in their life, and
they're scared to really share because people judge people. So
I I let people know offer not words, but it's
an energy I released that. I don't judge nobody. That's
my secret. So you're gonna tell me a lot of
things that you probably won't even tell your mother, father.
(37:32):
And once you release that energy and somebody and you
feel that trust, it's a natural release, like it's like
a crowd to that person, like, man, this is my
real friend. Even in one day, I've connected with this
person because I could tell this person something I haven't
told somebody I knew teen years. So once a person
had that trust, the sex and everything, because you want
to get that person everything you've got because you're trusting them.
(37:53):
It's like a bank account you're checking. You're checking your out.
See how much because you trusted them with some important information.
You thing argument, I'm joking. I'm joking. Your best move
is to get them to tell you a secret, yeah,
because then they free because if you're not if you're
dealing with the person and they don't. You haven't released everything,
(38:16):
You're not free anyway. So y'all not eccelerated like you
could be, because I'm gonna keep it real with you
out the reel. That's why I got a court following,
Like like people thought I was just taking off, but
I always had a court following because these people knew me.
Wayne is honest, He's serious, he's telling you. So that's
why they let me do these kids that they won't
(38:37):
let nobody else do. They'll be banning them, are counseling them.
But it's a connection. But I don't bring it up
later and over time, the sex get better because you're
trusting this person even more. Even if heated arguments and
moments where he could have shot that shot and brought
that up, he still did it. But as she said,
I always wanted to have sex with two guys at
the same time. We're gonna talk about it first. We're
(39:02):
gonna talk about it first. Wow, we're making low questions.
I'm gonna be like, yeah, do you still want that?
And like yes, I don't fail it, Okay, really want it.
So we got to figure out how to make this
happen because you gotta be happy too, And I'm not
judging you. It's is certain things I'm not gonna do,
not gonna do nothing. But if I want to use
(39:22):
the toy, then on her awesome. What if she's like, okay, well,
if you can't do that, then at least put this
toy in my butt while you Yeah, whatever, you ate,
whatever you long as it don't cross my soul or
me dealing with no man or anything like that. Whatever
feels you, I'm gonna let you do you in the bedroom.
Um No, I never used no toy in the bedroom.
(39:45):
We're sending you something. We're gonna send you some stuff. Yeah,
do that? Do that? What do you feel like? It's
the freakiest thing you've ever done, freaking thing I ever done?
Um hm, I don't know. We could say this on
it and yes we can. Yeah, that's we can on
this show. You can't can't be that freaking The freakest
thing I've ever done is not really just making a
(40:05):
woman tell me her doc is what she's done while
we had six like s she's done with other people?
Is that a turn on? Yeah? Like just to make
her feel like open, like yeah, how how how did
you like when he hit it? Oh? Yeah, that is
kind of freaky. Yeah, like yeah, do you like? Do
(40:27):
you even like her? Do you won't hurt you know
what I mean? And no, just make them commit truths
that they like what you like? You know what I mean?
And were you guys drinking like people to unveil their
sounds whatever? You were having sex? And she was like, hey,
I never told anybody, but I killed my last boyfriend
(40:49):
and no one knows. And I was thinking about killing you,
but then you gave me you don't went too far,
but this was a judgment free don't Yeah you said anything? Yeah,
but I ain't trying to go to jail. I don't
want to know. Don't talk about no more. I'm like,
(41:13):
but what you do? You wouldn't tell them about it? Though? Right?
You just yes? N her now I know that, like
I ain't here. She could be like you hear what
I said? But when you cut her off, like would
that be that? Not immediately? First I gotta move because
(41:33):
she's gonna be thinking about Oh now he trusted with
too much information, the wrong information. You're right, you gotta
just act normal for a little while, like nothing you
got move. When she goes, it gonna be six months later.
I'm gonna bring up an argument by something simple like
you don't be cleaning the house. No more like nigga,
(41:54):
I'll kill you. I told you. Boy. Have you ever
had a woman pop up on you at home unexpectedly?
You know all that man? Women? Crazy? Man, I've been
through all that toxic stuff, right, Like, did it? Did
it end up in a fight or did you get
beat up? No? I always get beat up for you.
(42:19):
I get beat up every time. But yeah, I don't
have my one was busted. My baby mama came to
my house one time when I was with my other
baby mama and beat the women's at my troop man
in front of the kids. Damn man. Yeah. Did she
feel better after she felt bad? Yeah, and that in
front of the kids. But when we when we made
(42:41):
love later, I said, yeah, I tell you sorry, Oh
my god. No, she was like, you know, I killed somebody?
If you did that have been if you ever killed somebody?
Eight What about squirting? When's the first time you made
a woman squirt? Did you know what it was? No?
Not kind of you kind of seen it on the
(43:03):
HBO channels when you were young. But yeah, I don't
mean it. Um, I don't. I don't made it. I
don't make a woman squirt and some and some of
them it's harder to make squirt than others. You feel
what I'm saying? Would you keep a woman around just
for that? Like? Who was that? Yeah? Bro, yeah, I
tell you that. I thought you was alone? Yeah yeah yeah,
(43:28):
but like no, I like, I like this all squirt
with some women. And I had one girl she was
real easy to squirt, you know what I mean, and something.
I had one girl who squirt off just straight penetration.
I had one girl who squirt off you, you know, fingers,
the fingers And said, that's what I was asking, Is
(43:50):
that like something that would make you keep a woman around?
Because you know that you like, is that like an
ego booster kind of man? But when my mama kept
it real with me about women, bro, I learned the
thing about women stay up. If you stay up and
a woman, that's the only way to keep a woman
for sure. And it's not just financial. Is to be
the best version of yourself. It's like the same thing
(44:12):
for a man. If you leave your ass and you
keep doing better and better and better you keep that glow.
They're gonna always be attracting in some kind of way.
So I don't think things like that can keep anybody.
It's temporary rary, and I don't like my heart broke.
I don't like the fact that I'm thinking, Oh, I
make a squirts so I got her. Man, come on,
let's be real. I tell I got a joke on stage.
(44:34):
I say, men don't know who they want to cheat
with because they think it's the guy with the money
out the time. I say, some of the best loving
a woman ever had was from a broke dude. Because
when the broke do pump, he pumped with a purpose.
He pumped co signed on a car a PS five,
He pumping with he pumping with his soul. Yes, he
needs some heat. Is cold outside right now. It's to
(44:57):
stay he listen. He tells some places you didn't even
know exist. It's like when if you could combine those
guys together, the broke do intensity and give him the
rich guy hustled, then you got somebody. But until then,
everybody's gonna have a piece or somebody. It's true because
(45:18):
it's neber who you quite thinking. Because I remember my
ex boyfriend used to always compete with the fact that
he knew that I squired it before, but he never
could make me square. So he used to be mad
about it, like it was a thing. But I'm like,
I I have better sex with you than I did
with the one person that could go to and do
it immediately. It's like that person I didn't even really
like like that, But he's so busy trying to compete,
(45:40):
you know, with somebody that's not even on the damn scoreboard,
you know what I mean. Sometimes people's fingers are stronger
and they because sometimes you got to keep that. You
gotta keep intensity in your arm, and some people are
just better at that. Some people give up. Yeah, I'm
gonna give it up, Like I ain't even a better hear.
(46:00):
You're like, okay, I feel like it's well you better
hear you come out there on its giving out. I
can't do this. Some guys work on certain things in
the bedroom. Like my dad used to tell me stuff
he worked on, Like you know, he give me stuff
on women, but I don't see women get tired of
him when he down. So I learned over you the years.
(46:21):
I'm like, bro, you gotta stay up. So I'm gonna
drake planting water. I'm gonna stay looking good. I'm gonna
keep this money, and I'm gonna keep the Lord in me.
And that's how I make a woman happen, because she's
not gonna want nobody else to happen. Have you ever
not been able to come ah? Man, I come up.
There's never been a time that you had and it
just didn't finished and you were like he had to
(46:42):
fake it or something. I don't play like that because
I already went there in the mind. I ain't just
been the lad down with nobody like when I was young.
I probably did, But if I lay down with you,
I don't went through my mind too. I don't created
a scenario. Oh basically, don't turn that person into my
wife for the moment. For the moment, so we we
we connected right now. I don't care if it's just
(47:04):
these two weeks. Are you making noise when you come now?
I'd be like mm hmm, like like whatever, I like
to do that in their ear, you know, sometimes it's
just somethingbody m h it works for me. What do
you like to hear? What I like to hear? I
(47:26):
like to feel, I like to see or do a
little something like this with a feat because sometimes I've
learned when it's a lot of talking, there's no way
it's feeling that good because you're talking too much. When
they just quiet and it's just something moving like that's
what I like. Well, I feel like we just learned
a lot about you because show. So I say, Man,
(47:52):
this one show, I'm gonna let it all out. Man,
I'm a fan of you guy. So you know what
I mean. You haven't done that, you want to do
what I want to do? Tell us when of your secrets? Yeah,
are things that you went. Let's I like getting a
girl like right now, like a mad to stallion. I
want somebody who think they kve me got That's what
(48:16):
I get out of it. I like a woman who's
so stuck in her ways and then I break that
down and by the time she's just a little puppet.
That's what turned me on. Okay, I think Mega sing
Oh that could be cute. Yeah, I'm working on Meg.
I'm working on getting that bad or I'm staking at
you know what I'm saying. That would be a nice
bags together. I told I say, man, before I told
my brother, I'm gonna go at me and wait, I
(48:38):
get by by selmo me. You know what I mean.
I already know she's gonna spend the first three first
first week seven million. I've I've been watching how she's
been spinning out of hold up. But y'all like Meg though,
like somebody like me, because I feel like she's real.
(48:58):
That's one thing I like when you really and I
feel like it takes a real to take a real
woman to break something a real man, but to take
a real man to break something a real woman, because
if too for real person ain't with somebody who real,
it's never gonna quite get that toothache. It's always gonna
be that nerves. You're gonna have to keep putting Ora
jail on it. So then you gotta get that root canal.
(49:19):
I feel like Megan one of the real people like
I like Meg, But that's that's something. And you already
got ten kids in school, so another person in school,
just like you gotta buy her bucks? How old? How
old is Megan? Anyway? How old is she? Let me say, yeah,
(49:41):
she's young, she's young enough. Yeah, but young? But is
it hard though, like being that you have ten kids?
Right for women to be like I don't know. I
want a man with all them kids. Yeah, they think.
I think a lot of women think that. They ain't
gonna tell me that. But my systems so organized. I'm like,
it's like I have no kids because it's when you
take care of the mothers. It's like it's no pressure
(50:03):
on whoever the woman is, because that's not her job.
It's not the kids to be the baby mamas. You
really got to do right. It's not fair for a
woman to come in my life and have to be
a stepmother. No, she would not be a stepmother because
my kids handled now, Megan, the Stallion's birthday is the
day after Valentine's Day? What you think it would be
a great gift, Firend. I gotta send her some words.
(50:23):
I'm gonna send a voice message. Send it right now,
act like we're going to send it for you. Hey, Megan,
on everything I love like, I'm not talking to your flesh.
I'm talking to your spirit. Your spirit is the reason
why your flesh is so beautiful. I know what you
and I know as you speed lots of words, but
so right now I'm being faithful to you, not even
(50:44):
being with you yet, because I'm working on you. So
I'm the team you're working on me, so I could
be the only one for you. So right now on
with you in spirit into the day that we get
together in flesh the drugs mag like. So would you
take her to meet all ton of the kids, Like,
when you're serious about a woman, do they meet all
(51:07):
ton of the kids or is it like how does
it work out? They meet my sons first, okay, and
then the daughters. Yeah, then they meet the daughters, my sons.
My sons with it. Um, three of my daughters, all
my daughters. They bowed it. They bowed it. They understand.
Like one of my daughters told me, you know, hey,
dad is just next girl you be with. Just make
(51:27):
sure she had you know, she had her own, you
know what I mean? I mean, you know, like even
though me just had her own, but she just they
just won't be happy. So the sons though, they with
they with my mission, my two boys, because I'm teaching them,
um about it. So you know, I let him meet
them first because my kids good. It ain't about that
they're good. It's not it's not gonna be my woman responsibility.
(51:48):
It's gonna be my responsibility to make her happy. How
about your relationship with You're a thirteen year old that
you found out about most recently. I talked to him today.
He's excited because his mama, he kind of you know,
because I went and found him because she put up
a picture one day. I like, Damn, this boy looked
like me. You just happen to see why didn't from
(52:09):
It's a long story, but she did that. Man. But
he's really excited. Man, are you upset with her? Did you?
I mean, I'm sure you are, But did you express
that to her? I didn't even because I was just
so happy to bid his life. I don't even want
to bring up those feelings, right, and I don't even
want to start that. But you know, but he's decited, man,
(52:29):
because is that a country Wayne? Yeah, that is exciting. Yeah.
I get some money six figures salary. Yeah, I got
to catch him up, you know what I mean? Did
he think he had another father this whole time? Somebody else? Yeah?
She said he was asking, he was asking her questions,
and uh, I kept putting that pressure on. And I
(52:50):
had a show in San Antonio, and I'll tell you look, man,
we're gonna have to take a test. So I went
to she I got one of them home tiests to
and he ain't back nine and point nine. He was
like I thought Kevin Hart was my dad. But if
you got the money you got, well, anything else you
(53:14):
want to make sure you let us know what you
have going on? Because I do love the consistency of
the skits and so I think that stuff that you've
been working so hard during this time. We love seeing
you and just back on your skits together. So is
there anything else you want to make sure you let
us know about before we get out of here? Yeah?
I got a book coming out, man, It's got a
situation with a book and right now and working on
shooting my own movie. Ye, people like jazz be Simone.
(53:39):
So I'm putting my own money shooting the in Alanto,
and I'm gonna put these stories on a larger scale,
of these relationships stories and movies and shoot them on
my own, hey, and take their risk, you know what
I mean. So that's what I'm meant to is owning.
It's owning that content because I don't figure it out. Angelie.
You told me, you told me that when I came
on Britain, and I was that I got Hey, listen,
(54:01):
I got you. If you need any help with that,
let me already we already see you. You know, already
know I see the little thing scrolling through. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's some good money. But so you know, I'll plug
you with my people if you need me to, because yeah,
I know what you're doing. Yeah, but yeah, so man,
(54:22):
just owning this content, man on of these movies in
the future and put you know, only that content. I
don't figure out just with a little bit of content.
I got just the skits. You know. I shot like
three hundred over the last few months, and it's residual
income because I was in real estate before this. So
I was like, oh, hold up, So with these kits,
I ain't got to go put no a c unit,
(54:45):
get a roof. I'm like, oh, now, I want to
take it to the film Now. I see why Tyler
Peg got a billion and a lot of people who
are way bigger than him fame wise, don't got the
money because it's the ownership. So I'm meant to shoot
these movies. Man, that's what that's my I'm onna fire
that put his money up, shoot me moves. I'm coming there.
Could do my little cameo role. I'm in Atlanta, so
(55:05):
I'm pulling up for the movie. So right me in Yeah,
with a guy who all don't change it? No, I
don't want no boy shit. You gotta right question. Y'all
gave me tenskits how boys treat a girl? How boys
do this? When a boy take a woman out with all?
(55:26):
I got a good roll for her. You gotta put
in them with with a guy who east park that
comes all over her. No, thank you, he can't even come.
That's too much pork. All right, well, count you Wain,
thank you so much. We really appreciate it having you.
We gotta make sure we do this again for sure,
for sure anytime. Man, I appreciate you, guys and grass
(55:49):
on everything. We appreciate you. Thanks for making us laugh
all the time. And next and next week we better
not see that you and Jess are back together and
you've just been lying to us, happing in to us
to come up into us. It's a curse. He's about
to come over in a minute. If y'all were to
waited about an hour to she' bably in the shower.
Don't play books in the room, but age alright, cut
(56:13):
you away, left service knocking the boots. Appreciate you all. Bye,
What it's lift service. I'm Angela, yee, I'm stopping in Santiago.
I'm Laria, and we gotta start with us today. Yeah,
country Wayne, listen, I don't know how you do it,
but you do it, sir. Yet in real life, you
have done some amazing things that most guys might try
(00:23):
to do and it won't work out. Right, You're gonna
work out for you. Gotta have you gotta have that,
have to be able to do it, you feel. But
country man, you are hilarious and we of course always
enjoyed watching your viral videos and you've been so consistent
with it through years and years and years, and I
love the fact that you've been keeping us entertained even
throughout this pandemic. So how have you been doing. I've
(00:44):
been great. I can't even loet like it's been better
than was. You know, it was a great year for me.
I took things into my own hands, and hey, it's
been working out fine. Yeah. We see you had a
big wild of money that you pulled out the other
day on one of them skinned So look like has
been good for you. He always pulling out them. By
the money got to keep you got to keep the
(01:05):
money on you because that way, if you keep it
on you, you won't never how to spend it, because
a woman that tests you to see if you got
that money. So instead of buying the expensive things all
the time, just in case, black, well, you must ain't
got it, because I'm like, hey, you gotta keep got it.
I got it, you just ain't getting it. Yeah, but
have you seen on social media like people getting runn
(01:27):
up on when they pull out their money to flash
their money. We've seen a few videos of people are
running up and snatch your money. Nobody. Don't ever try
to snatch your money. No. I don't really be around
nobody though, but my people, you know, I really don't
go nowhere, be in my spot kicking it with my kids.
I don't do nothing, so I don't go anywhere. That
must keep you very busy. Oh ya, you got like
(01:48):
a try. I couldn't imagine you're having time for yourself. Yeah,
it's for real. That's why I'm single, man, because it's
gonna be hard to get a woman with ten kids.
They could play a whole basketball game against each other
for so I just find the head of love. I
thought I had nine kids. Oh my god, so it's
officially ten kids. It's not an exaggeration, and you have
(02:10):
ten kids, got teen? I just find out find out
I got a thirteen year old in San Antonio, tisses. Wow.
I think another difficult thing would be, okay, you got
ten kids. But then you also do a lot of
skits with your ex girlfriend and saying things of that nature.
So I would think that a lot of women would
naturally think that you're still involved. Well you know, um yeah,
(02:31):
me and her cool, So you know how they go
everybody out dealt with in the past. We you know
we we we always in the cool because we left
on good terms. Every one of my relationships with great relationships.
How do you do that? Okay, I gotta because that's
a very uncommon thing to be on good terms with
all of your past relationships, to the point where like
(02:52):
when you are just hilarious were together and broke up,
it was a thing like you had lied you she
didn't know you was married. People. Thrust was a home
record that she had to clarify that you live. That's
all those lives. I just live it about it. I
(03:12):
let everybody to tell this story because they were black women,
and I didn't want her. I took all the blame.
I didn't care. I'm like, hey, you could throw it
on me, but these two beautiful black women, and I
don't want no problems. I'm not about to say one
negative thing all those lives. Okay, So I just didn't
know you were married. That's basically what you're hanging at.
So I filed for the divorce and I just want
(03:34):
to see her at a show, and it went from there. Yeah,
I filed, and that was it. My divorce having fast.
I foiled in December. I was divorced by February because
I gave her what she wanted. I gave her more
than what she wanted. I said, hey, you could get
this money. Tell your lawyers stopped trying to stretch this out,
thinking I'm Kevin hard. It ain't. It's not about to
(03:57):
be what you think. I gave her that money. It
was like that. Yeah, it wasn't nothing, man. Man just
wasn't dealing with each other. I had no thing going
on while while I was married. Okay, So, how many
children's mothers do you have? I got I got or
six now about one of them I don't even talk
(04:17):
to because I had got customy with my daughter. So
it's like six baby baby. Well we come in the
fact that at least you're a good dad. You know
what I'm saying, because that's one thing everybody says is
that you do take care of all your kids. Oh yeah,
I'll take care of the kids and the baby mama's
that's the secret. You got to take care of the
baby mama's too. Uh, You're never gonna have no peace
you have more kids. Uh no, no, I'm kind of
(04:41):
done with that because you know, I'm thirty three now
and this is my first time being free. So it's like,
I don't want to do that again because it took
it took this many years to fight myself back to freedom,
like real freedom, because you know, I feel like before
you free again, you got to make sure your kids
straight and the mothers of the kids in some kind
(05:01):
of way. So now it's like I work my way
back to a single man and kid again. Uh that
I'm straight, that I can check that my kids, no problem,
and if I ever get in a relationship, the woman
don't got to worry about that because that's handled. So
all your kids are are pretty much grown up, like
my sons a fifteen, fourteen and thirteen and my older
(05:23):
two songs. We get money together because when they do
the videos with me, you pay them. You're the bad
home like their videos made. They made six figures this summer. Okay,
the kids is working. I like it. Yeah, some more
money makers. Man, I'm not having any more kids unless
(05:43):
it's with somebody I really fall in love with and
a woman that I really really want to be with,
and I plan on taking it there. But right now
I'm just hey, I'm enjoying being free. It's my first
time in singing since kinder Guard. Oh my lord. Any
battles between the baby mama is like do they be like, well,
I got the better house, I got the better car
he helped me get. This is it? Have you ever
(06:05):
had to comment between that? It used to be because
my aunt's wife was always kind of up more, but
she she was with me when I was in the projects,
like you know, uh us notn apartment and stuff, so
it was like she was with me. So of course
she had the bigger house at first. But my um,
one of my baby mama's who got three kids by me,
I've upgraded her life until they are even now they both.
(06:28):
They both make six figures a year of what I
do you know? So it's like even though even the
playing field, but yeah, it used to be those battles
all the time. Makes for good comedy though, right or no? Yeah,
it's pre material. So it's like if you get through
the storm, it's like Tyler Peril. He got through a lot,
so he was blessed with the stories that nobody had
(06:49):
from that perspective. So me coming from the streets and
the women, since I didn't let it beat me. Now
I'm blessed with all the stories and details that a
lot of people only think they know, but I know
it in and out because I've lived through it. Well,
we're gonna school you want some things today, okay, because
we've been watching your videos. One thing you talk about
and I want the ladies to chime in, and then
(07:10):
we're gonna school you want some things? Is how do
you know when your man is cheating on you? Because
there are definitely some telltale signs. Now. I saw one
where you see that hair in the bed, and hair
is always a sign that your man is cheating. If
you go on the bathroom, you gotta look for that hair.
You're looking up there. Have you ever clipped up somebody's
sheets and seen some stains on the bed that you
(07:31):
know wasn't from you? Like you know, they'd be like
little hums things. Uh hey, yeah, you look that matches up.
You know what I'm saying. You pay that couple all
the way back you go most of time. To be honest,
you know, it might be a little a little blood
and you know what I'm saying, whoa from which cavity? God?
(07:56):
I mean a lot on the sheets, but I really don't.
I've never been to the no girl house like that.
You know, everybody I was with I had a house
that I was paying the bills that or they come
to my house, so I they knew not to have
no blood on the sheet. Yeah. I never been in
that situation since I was a teenager. Did you change
the sheets in between women? Nah, that's nasty. That's some
(08:19):
boy ship right there, that don't I don't have a
bunch of women like I don't. So you slept in
the same sheets, but one woman after there was another
woman there without changing them. Yeah, Oh, y'all probably to
y'all ain't know it. I hope not. I just probably young.
(08:43):
I feel like that's some young ship, Like you're supposed
to have a washer and dry. Why you can't just
throw them sheets and change them. Just come on, you
see y'all think y'all never slept on the same sheets
as another woman. I mean maybe I feel like if
I wasn't when I was younger, I felt like and
think it would be that dirty. Yeah. Yeah, you're almost
(09:04):
be in relationships now. I am even just the um
the guys, you know, like you know, as everything is clean,
you can smell is clean. They probably had somebody coming
clean right before I came. You know, it depended up
being a crumbs in the bed. And I definitely look
at the set. I would flip it up the comforter
(09:25):
and look at the sheets. I definitely used to always
do that. Just look at the sheets. Let me make
sure I don't see, you know, out of plate here.
I don't want to make up on the pillow. I
was actually check the pillow. I don't look. I don't
search for a hair like in the bathroom or anything
like that, but I definitely check up the sheets are
clean for sure, because I think the confiter is the
(09:46):
dad giveaway. Because the sheets you can clean, you can
switch out. It's the comforter that's not as easy to clean,
So you gotta watch that. That's why you gotta pill
that back first. If you don't trust them, no country
wain't gotta do bed cover or will you take the
comfort out of the cover, Like yeah for sure, for sure,
(10:09):
yeah we got that. But a man for beat for
breeze going a long way. But I've done that before,
but it's just not as frequent. I could count the
times on my one hand. Now, have you ever caught
a woman cheating on you? Nah? I never. I never
(10:31):
had it happen, but I know it have happened. I
just know because I feel like a woman if I've cheated, right,
I feel like a woman should cheat, because if I cheated,
that means something's on my mind that I did this.
A girl I saw and it's probably a guy that
a woman have seen, but she she she restrained more
so after man cheat, sometimes he's a better person. So
(10:54):
I feel like a woman should not be looked at
as bad as cheating cheating, because hey, if I do it,
it's not Do you feel like every woman who you
cheated on should have been cheating on you? Is that
what you're saying, yeah, it would have been more because relationship. Yeah,
when you don't got some off your mind, you're a
(11:15):
better person. You're free. So for that you should just
tell her like, hey, you know what, I'm about to
go and do this over here. I try to keep
it real like that, you know, to be honest, because
I really I really feel like it's you know, at
this point, man for man and for man cheat. Uh.
At some point carma got to come back in some
(11:36):
kind of weight. And I feel like I feel like
I said this the other day, I feel like a
lot of men, you know what I'm saying, a lot
of me. I told my brother this, we've been enslaving
women with money instead of freeing women with money. Like
it's like I helped my baby. Well that's why I
give my baby mamas and they could be whoever they
want to be with. Because if I tell a woman,
(11:58):
I give you this, but you got to give me that.
If you get that to somebody else, if you don't
get to me, I'm not gonna get you this. Now,
that's back in slave. That's that's like, you know. So
I'm a free person and as I've grown, I'm like, hey,
let's keep it real, Like, if I don't cheat it
ten times? She cheat once? Bro, Like, let go man,
so you can forgive that. So if she came to
(12:19):
you and was like, listen, I just sucked somebody's dick
like half an hour ago. Yeah, tell me about it.
So you would rather you would rather know than not
find out. I rather know. But if it's a friend
of yours, Hey, what you like about him? Like I'm different,
So the course is gonna be different because I really
don't care. I like, what did you like about So
(12:39):
you would ask that, like what did you like about him?
How was the sex? And how big as dick was? All? Right?
So what I wanted to school one? Right? For ladies here,
(13:01):
we've all cheated at some point. How can guys tell
when we cheat? Because I think it's easy for us
to tell with men cheat just because y'all are not
the smartest when it comes to that, right, there's a
lot of signs that are there, y'all go missing, You
show up with flowers for no reason. Then you never
have done that before, and we're like flowers, you know
what's really happening here? Too many times to check in
(13:24):
weird check, Yeah, guys do stuff like that, like, uh
so if I'm not available between three and six because
I have to do my phone about to die? All right, so,
uh I got locked up a woman. You really could
never tell you just got it. You can never tell
if a woman cheated, she that good. We'll tell you
(13:46):
how you could tell. This is how you could tell.
You put this on my phone, cheat on her and
you get caught and she's not really that mad. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
you doing some bullshit and she let it go too easy.
I feel like I feel like you can tell if
(14:07):
I'm cheating, if I pick a fight and you just
got on my nerves. Everything you're doing is getting on
my nerves. I'm probably happy with somebody else. Yeah, I
don't like you no more right, Yeah, so today I
don't like you, so tomorrow he gets on my nerves.
And well, I ain't know went through that here woman,
I was happy then. They ain't had no women problems.
(14:27):
Well maybe you would never had someone cheating on you. Yeah,
I don't think I have. I'm just saying I don't
want to be the ones to say no. I know
for sure, I don't know, but I just I never
had those problems. Have you ever felt like a pussy
felt different, like, um, you know how like a guy
tries to say they could tell if their women cheated
(14:47):
because they're pussy a little looser or whatever the case.
Have you ever felt like that, Like you climbed in
it and was like this don't feel like how when
I left it? Na, I ain't feel that it's about
to ask to do it? Do it feel different from uh?
Like puts it feel different from this woman and that woman?
(15:08):
Tell us about that while you're at it. Well, I
feel like everybody's with a person that's not their best
sexual partner. Really yeah, really some people. Yeah, some people
are with people just for the same hey, but yo,
but sometimes the personal person with is not their best
sexual partner they ever had. But do you tell that
(15:29):
person that? Man? I think you do. You got to
get that part right. That's six ain't right, man, That relationship,
even if it don't never in physically, it's gonna end spiritually.
I don't care. They can fake like it's the guild
and all that six is a real big part of
a relationship. I don't care for nobody's sake. But sometimes
when you really love with somebody, that is when the
sex is the best. Yeah, you don't think so. I
(15:54):
think that's been like the best when you really care
about Maybe men and women are different in that way
you feel an emotional connection. It is not. But with
social media now you you have to really turn your
phone off if it's gonna be like that, because there's
so much out there. We can't be like, oh, we're
not distracted a little bit. That's unhuman. Like it's like
(16:16):
a person to see you. I'm gonna use a man
as yourself, but they'll see something a woman like. I
wish my girl was quiet like that. I wish my
girls and a girl gonna see a guy, it's gonna
be something she pick out because nobody is completely how
somebody own them to be. But that's that's again, that's
some boyship because you know there are men and women
who are tired of the distractions on social media. Nothing
(16:42):
nothing in process them on social media. You know, it's
been on it for a long time. Like in realistic
in this world. It's not full of me and it's
full of boys. So we have to be realistic in
the world, especially if you're in business and getting money
because it's a realistic world. I can say where there's
plenty of men, but I don't make my money just
(17:02):
out men and women. I make my money off girls
and boys too. The mentality. So the reality of the world,
the world is full of boys. So you're not talking
about a reality world when you're talking about that some
boys stuff, because you're talking about a very small percentage
of people. Have you ever been scared that you got
a STD you know when I was young, like man,
(17:27):
like when I was young, you know, uh, you don't
have about bacterior offections and stuff before. So when you
get older from me, everything that people go through a
lot of boys stuff I did while I was young.
That's why I have all those kids. That's why I
have all those situations because I did a lot of
stuff between fourteen and twenty two. I missed up every
day every day, every day, had to fight. So by
(17:56):
the time I got twenty two, I was already changing
because my daddy and people who raised me let me live. Oh,
I had lived, so I kind of knew all the
mistakes by the time I was twenty two. Like, I
don't play like that. I deal with a woman. I
deal with her and if I deal with another one.
I dealt with her too, like like, I'm taking care
of you, and at least I know you messed with
(18:18):
a bunch of people like you kind of minimize the
the chances of things. How hard was it when you
were younger, though, right, because you didn't have money like that,
You know, when you were younger going through all this
having to take care of your kids, because at the
same time, financially, that's a huge responsibility. When I first
heard him, I didn't have it like that because I
had kids at seven team. But by the time I
(18:39):
was twenty two, I was already making six figures. So
I've been up six two thousand ten. Like January two
thousand teen, I had started making six figures. So I
was in a small town where I was at a
hundred thousand dollars a year profit. It's like making you
know what I mean, it's like a million dollars well
accorded mellion at least. So I've been up financially, not
where I'm at now, but for the last teen years
(19:01):
since two eleven years, every year I made more, but
I was up financially off since and I felt like
a funny person could always a funny man could always
get some pussy because he got bitches laughing out their drawers.
And she's like that. So I don't even feel like
you necessarily needed to have no whole bunch of money.
You just make the girls laugh. And they were just
(19:21):
throwing their panties off. Yeah, but I learned I ain't
even want that got me in trouble. They got me
all the kids. Stop aiming for the pussy. I started
aiming for the heart. That's right. You know they're saying
big dick energy, right, like b d E. Is there
something you could tell with a woman that you know
she got some good pussy? Yeah? What's the good pussy energy?
(19:44):
It's just that calmness, like when she calmed and she
like she just knows she got it. She's not worried,
she's not worried about life. It's gonna lock something back.
If you don't lock down a husband, it's gonna lock
down a guy who's gonna just take care of her
and call it. They're good man, good pussy. It's real.
(20:06):
That's real, you know, my baby mama. Guys good good
Which one right, the first in the last, the first
one in the last, the ones that got the houses.
I was gonna say, what's the best gift? That's something good?
Pussy is gutting out of you house. Oh yeah, my baby, mama,
(20:30):
they got they really don't work. They got houses called
and guarantee income for life. Well if they're guaranteed income
for you to income if you know what I mean. No,
I don't got to hit like they free like, so
you don't mind if a guy moves in the house. No,
that has happened before. Okay, so that's fine. Yeah, that
(20:51):
that's happened before. Are you like? You know? Because my
mama was in a situation where guys look out for her,
but they had to get some pussy. So I made
myself how I wur never that guy. No, that's interesting though.
You see that happen in your own family and it
makes you have a different type of attitude. That's so true.
You watch things about your parents and it really dick
chakes how you ask. Either you're gonna do the same
(21:13):
thing or you're gonna do the opposite and exact, but
good pushes. It's a gift. So you think you have
good dick? Yeah, I believe I do. I leave you
do too. After all, these kids and women and wives,
and everybody's still cool with you. He might everybody. There's
not a woman I ever dealt with that. I can't
go get her back. I don't care to you in relationship.
(21:35):
That's not a woman I ever deal with. And she
think I'm serious, she'll leave whatever she in. How did
you get felt good at facts? Oh? Because I realized
six was in the I realized it was in the
mind a lot. So what I do, like, even before
we get to the bedroom, I'm playing with her mind
just on some other stuff. So when by the time
(21:56):
we get to the bedroom, that's the last part she
having six with this person and who's have been in
certain this energy? Because if you wait to the bedroom
to make him feel a certain way, you gotta do
too much. You gonna to touch everything. You're got to
touch the spot, you know what. Man ain't got time
all that. By the time to get to the bed room,
it's like get some food off the grill, It's time
(22:17):
to eat it. I ain't got time to get it
off the grill, prepared season it. You know. So io
that I started dealing with that mind at a young age.
I learned about that mind. You know, so you learned
about mind games at an early age, early age. I
even use it in my comedy. Like when I dropped
(22:38):
my skits, I knew to put out real money because
I know people who was gonna watch that's real money
you got. I definitely was looking to see. I'm like,
is that money real? That's real much. But then when
I seen him pull off that one hundred dollar bill
in the bag, video was to tease you, to let
me know I can get this, but I'm never gonna
(22:59):
be there that person. I like that paper because if
you got that money in your bank account, your walk
gonna be different in your sets game because you know
you got it. You was like, when you got it
in your bank account for real, I ain't talking out
of all that other stuff. To my I'm invested in this.
That's cool liquid cash. Everything you do gonna be smooth
(23:20):
when Yo, when YO did it is lower than the
amount of money you have. Everything you touch, it's gonna
be magical because you got a relaxation about you. There's
no pressure. How's a woman never tried to charge you
for pussy? Yeah? Yeah, A girl tried chard one time,
and I gave her the money and left how what what?
What happened? It was a girl one time when I
(23:41):
was in the streets, you know, a girl I like,
she was like, oh, we got kicking. She said, I'm
gonna need five h say hold up, you know you
gotta do that for real? Like I like, here you
go and I live like you're tisching me talks. She
even tissed me two years after that, like what you're doing?
Like it because like, never come it. You're like that
because I hit regardless, But don't make it like that
(24:04):
because it's gonna missingccess game. Okay, So you don't like
prostitutes roll and if we rolled playing like that? Who
are that? If we rolled playing? But you ain't got
to do that. I want to look out regardless. Well
what are you going to play in the role? Well, yeah,
are you gonna be the John or the pen? You're
(24:25):
gonna be the John or the past? Hey what else
you wanted to be? I'll be her sugar dad and
whatever you like being the sugar daddy. Hey, I guess
I have been a sugar dad cause I look out
for every woman I ever deal with. I really give
a woman money to energy straight on. Okay, So well
I think a lot of guys probably give a woman
(24:45):
money that energy. Who can have that money cause I
could get more money, but if you get my energy,
it's draining. So do you think you've ever been in
love like this is the person I really want to
be with for the rest of my life? Every woman, i'
because you might know that's not the be all end
off for you. But have you ever felt like this
(25:06):
is it? Yeah? I felt like that with my last
few relationships. But you kind of know that person is
gonna do something messing up. You kind of already know them.
Not not all time, but don't grown most of the time.
You know when people are younger. See, I don't grown.
I'm thirty three, but don't really old because I grew
up fast, so you kind of know, like you know,
I'm a grown man. So you ain't got to watch
(25:28):
and see if I'm playing boy a game because I
ain't about to play them. So sometimes a young person,
uh try to watch and test first, but I ain't
got time to be tested, So it's like, so what
messes it up? When you said you know they do
something to mess it up? Like, what what would that be?
They they try you like you a boy they're like
a man, you know, because this world full of boys
(25:50):
and girls. But when you run across a real woman
and a real man, you got to treat them accordingly
because they're not about to put up with nothing because
they don't they don't care, because they they content with themselves.
A real woman ain't gonna sit there. Yeah, I ain't
got time. But you're playing little board games. She's gonna
cut you off off. The real ain't no more chances
you're gonna keep playing these games. And a real man,
(26:12):
he's not going to go through the situation of a
woman who don't deal with a lot of boys and
think you're a boy, like shout, I don't mean just spit,
but I understand he did that. But I ain't got
time to be tested, like too short. Either you're gonna
trust this or you ain't. You feel me ain't got
time to be tested? You feel that's interesting? You think
you want to get married again? Yeah? Yeah, it messed
(26:39):
with my creativity, like muscles up your creativity. Yeah, especially
in the field on me and right now. It's like
you know, because when you're when you're in the creative
and your artists, sometimes you have to build your art
around your relationship because when you go home and you
don't put out this art, even if they don't say
anything their mouth, they're gonna sit with their energy. So
(26:59):
some time to be totally creative, you got to be single.
I feel like in the entertainment feel that you are in,
or even just being social media stars, if your relationship
doesn't match, if it doesn't work, it could really damage it.
It makes you stop. It'll you'll be off the internet
(27:19):
when you're supposed to be on. But if you can
have a relationship where you guys are doing things together,
it could be very bede official. Yeah, but I'm stay
saying though, this just feel too good. I'm probably see
you today. I said I probably get married and afford it.
I'm afford it if we haven't been single and that long.
It's hard to really know. Yeah, yeah, I am having fun. Man,
(27:40):
I'm not even dealing with no women. I mean my
condo by myself, Like it ain't even about that. It's
just this freedom, especially with the Internet now with it's
a it's a gold man where they're paying you for
your content. This is the beginning of like a pyramid.
So I'm so focused on putting this content out because
it's residual. Man, I'm not stepping up and I'm not
(28:01):
paying attention to anything because it's like, this is what
I'm doing. This is magical right now. But if the
perfect woman came along right and she's like, okay, but
what you're doing. She can even help you with some
of your stuff, but she also has ten kids, would
you be able to take her serious but very wrong?
That probably be great. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool with it.
I'm cool. Would you get the big house? Yeah, that's
(28:25):
the reality, a reality show. So I'm waiting on that woman.
I don't waiting on the woman. I love being in
love now. I love that feeling of being in love.
We can tell what are your kidcer? What's your sign?
It was Sagtarius, but but you see, I could see
(28:47):
the Sagittarius in you because we like to be in love,
but not for too long. He might be true, well tired, tired.
I'm not going to disagree with you, but no, I love.
We said, I got to get me a woman who
really I realized I do. Got to get me a
woman who liked money and understand money because coming from
(29:09):
where I come from, a small town, you don't run
across those mentalities. So I gotta get a woman who
understand money, because even me and just one thing she
did understand you gotta go get your paper. So she
didn't get to even when she felt like she didn't
get too into my business of how I got my paper.
That's why you guys are working together again. Yeah, and
(29:32):
she didn't at first. She was tripping, you know, because
she was still kind of mad at me, and she
had me you know what I'm saying. She was tripping
at first, you know, because she felt like, you know,
I just quit the relationship. But I didn't. I just
had to go. I had was fun. When's the last
time you tried to sleep with her? I ain't never
(29:54):
tried to sleep nobody and didn't see you know what
I'm saying, together a even telling a woman business? Let
me find out service. No, But that's so, how did
she How did you manage to convinced her to work
again with you? I explained to her what was going
(30:15):
on with this social media and I showed her what
I was making. I say, look, this is a gold mine.
This will never happened again. Um, this is a this
is a merger of what's just the future. And I'll
explained that part tour, and she seen how it was moving.
I was dropping dropping him every day and and and
it picked up. I'd been getting called from everybody, even
(30:36):
my um. I told my agency. You know what see
a I told him. I say, man, people and people
learn about this. What's going on with social media right now?
It's the goal. It's a gold mine. And I explained
to her and just it's about her money. So I
knew eventually she was gonna wake up and she understood
the power. Like we got to work together. I say, man, look,
(30:56):
people be watching those anyway wild ways some money out
of pain. You feel it really is brilliant though, because already,
first of all, you'll have good chemistry, right, you guys
do your sketches together, and then it does make people
look and be like, oh, Hiday back doing stuff. And
then already you click on it just to see because
you're like, oh wait, it's just happens, right, And then
(31:19):
you somehow got us laughing at cheating skits. Then it's
kind of like real life was like that. People let
me do all those kids because I keep it real.
A lot of people have something to say like the church.
But when you keep it real, man, those real life situations,
you can't deny them. And I'm not stopping. Have you
ever had an instance where you were in bed and
(31:41):
you couldn't perform like your sex which is terrible that day,
or it just wasn't happening for you now, to be honest,
when I was younger, but I realized it was that food.
Like once I turned vegan, I had no more problem
my energy be being crazy. But when I was on
that food, I used to notice sometimes like, hey, why
can't I you know what I mean, you'd be dealing
with it like I had those moments at a young age.
(32:03):
You couldn't. You didn't say what you can't get it
up all the way hard after? Like after you go
ahead and take off like I do mine, you know,
like you won't get back. I'm I'm rubbing it. I'm like,
oh lord, you don't even know it's really over. I'm
squeezing the back of it to I'm choking the back
of it. Everything you trying to like. But after I
(32:24):
did my research, a lot of that have to do
with a man's diet, right, I agree with that? And
have you all clogged up. Blood can't flow properly. That's
pork chocolate. Women are letting men coming you in that
steak yea even like but you know what even candies
and some of those dis and stuff y'all whatever, y'all
(32:47):
man eat when you eat eclat and you're letting that
go in you, that's how I can't do. No pork eaters,
you know, usure changing the sheets when inside and nobody exaculating. Mean, y'all,
can you date a woman who's not a vegan? Like
let's are like, okay, let's just say you because you
did a woman who has really bad eating habits and
(33:08):
then eat her out McDonald's and cheeseburgers. I ain't gonna lie.
That's been becoming a problem. Like I mean, I told
you that I'm the breakfast club one time. That's really
real reason why I'm single, because when you when you're
eating two different ways, no, it gets interference. You could
taste that, you could taste that park and that pushy
juice like a man. It kind of makes I ain't
(33:31):
gonna lie. Manna be real with y'all. Wrot with y'all
like that man and you look at you as a
friend man, it's like I got kind of bullet. I
don'nna be real, Like, I won't know girl who eat
that ro I'm not for the woman I feel you.
I would listen. I always tell you. I dated this
guy and we went out to eat. He gonna double
cheeseburger with bacon. I can't. That was the last time
(33:54):
we ever went out. And I still but listen, I
still drank. I had a drink and he was trying
to give me a speech about drinking, and I was like, dude,
do you see what you're eating? Are you worried about
my little drink? Yeah? I really woman drink then be
because I know too much about it. Yeah, it's like
smell of coming out there pores. So you don't drink either. No,
(34:15):
I don't drink smoke. Look at his skin, he has
excellent skin, colous. But yeah, I mean that's a good
argument for clean eating. And look, he couldn't even get
an erection a second time. Now, look clean eating. It changed.
It changed everything about on the fielsical part, like, but yeah,
I can't be with a woman who is about to
(34:36):
a point. It's a perfect service announcement. I can't be
with a woman and she don't eat clean. Is that
the reason why you decided to start eating clean as
because you started having a little issues or did you
just did someone convince you? Like what gave you the push?
I was on a mission since I was when I was,
since I was twenty two, Like I got off pork
(34:58):
first and all these things. But it I just kept
chopping things away. Got off pork, got off beef, got
off juices and sodas, and I finally got off fish,
finally got off eggs, and you know, I just kept
going through the process. And six years ago I went
completely vegan. But it was just the results. I was saying,
you've been vegan for six years? Do you last longer? Yeah, well,
(35:18):
well I can go Like that was a problem with
one Now I can go. She's like, that's enough for
else ione to cut you off cause you went too long. Oh, Like,
I ain't gonna say who will but someone we know
it's too much. It was I can do it, hious.
I can do it all day, and I like doing
(35:39):
it in the daytime, like I don't got to wait
to night, like when I wake up in the morning,
I could do it there and we in here and
I see you walk by, putting your legs up the FEEDO.
I might me get the kids that right quick? You
feel me? So, I'm always kind of ready feeling younger guy,
Now you do that speaking fl young again. You have
(36:00):
your cougar girlfriend and your skits, bro, So have you
ever been with a cougar? Yeah, I've been. I've been
with the older woman. I've been with almost every kind
of woman. Man, I've been with almost every kind white,
almost every race, every age, almost excelf for the younger,
you know, five and older. You know, how was the
(36:29):
sex like with the older women? Older women like you
don't got to get them with Come on now, you
still got to get them back? Yeah? Kind of, that's
that's rude. He just died right in. Right, I'll try
like that, but it kind of be more really. But
you know, at the same time, every woman I deal
with like that, she was already already got in the mind.
(36:50):
She was excited to be in a bed with me,
so she was already I wanted to hear some of
these mind things. Let me hear something. What do you say,
what's the mine? Because mine control Before you get into
the bedroom, How do you tenderize how do you. It's not.
It's not a control. You just talked to the soul.
(37:11):
Because everybody got something that they really want to talk
about or they really need fulfilled in their life, and
they're scared to really share because people judge people. So
I I let people know offer not words, but it's
an energy I released that. I don't judge nobody. That's
my secret. So you're gonna tell me a lot of
things that you probably won't even tell your mother, father.
(37:32):
And once you release that energy and somebody and you
feel that trust, it's a natural release, like it's like
a crowd to that person, like, man, this is my
real friend. Even in one day, I've connected with this
person because I could tell this person something I haven't
told somebody I knew teen years. So once a person
had that trust, the sex and everything, because you want
to get that person everything you've got because you're trusting them.
(37:53):
It's like a bank account you're checking. You're checking your out.
See how much because you trusted them with some important information.
You thing argument, I'm joking. I'm joking. Your best move
is to get them to tell you a secret, yeah,
because then they free because if you're not if you're
dealing with the person and they don't. You haven't released everything,
(38:16):
You're not free anyway. So y'all not eccelerated like you
could be, because I'm gonna keep it real with you
out the reel. That's why I got a court following,
Like like people thought I was just taking off, but
I always had a court following because these people knew me.
Wayne is honest, He's serious, he's telling you. So that's
why they let me do these kids that they won't
(38:37):
let nobody else do. They'll be banning them, are counseling them.
But it's a connection. But I don't bring it up
later and over time, the sex get better because you're
trusting this person even more. Even if heated arguments and
moments where he could have shot that shot and brought
that up, he still did it. But as she said,
I always wanted to have sex with two guys at
the same time. We're gonna talk about it first. We're
(39:02):
gonna talk about it first. Wow, we're making low questions.
I'm gonna be like, yeah, do you still want that?
And like yes, I don't fail it, Okay, really want it.
So we got to figure out how to make this
happen because you gotta be happy too, And I'm not
judging you. It's is certain things I'm not gonna do,
not gonna do nothing. But if I want to use
(39:22):
the toy, then on her awesome. What if she's like, okay, well,
if you can't do that, then at least put this
toy in my butt while you Yeah, whatever, you ate,
whatever you long as it don't cross my soul or
me dealing with no man or anything like that. Whatever
feels you, I'm gonna let you do you in the bedroom.
Um No, I never used no toy in the bedroom.
(39:45):
We're sending you something. We're gonna send you some stuff. Yeah,
do that? Do that? What do you feel like? It's
the freakiest thing you've ever done, freaking thing I ever done?
Um hm, I don't know. We could say this on
it and yes we can. Yeah, that's we can on
this show. You can't can't be that freaking The freakest
thing I've ever done is not really just making a
(40:05):
woman tell me her doc is what she's done while
we had six like s she's done with other people?
Is that a turn on? Yeah? Like just to make
her feel like open, like yeah, how how how did
you like when he hit it? Oh? Yeah, that is
kind of freaky. Yeah, like yeah, do you like? Do
(40:27):
you even like her? Do you won't hurt you know
what I mean? And no, just make them commit truths
that they like what you like? You know what I mean?
And were you guys drinking like people to unveil their
sounds whatever? You were having sex? And she was like, hey,
I never told anybody, but I killed my last boyfriend
(40:49):
and no one knows. And I was thinking about killing you,
but then you gave me you don't went too far,
but this was a judgment free don't Yeah you said anything? Yeah,
but I ain't trying to go to jail. I don't
want to know. Don't talk about no more. I'm like,
(41:13):
but what you do? You wouldn't tell them about it? Though? Right?
You just yes? N her now I know that, like
I ain't here. She could be like you hear what
I said? But when you cut her off, like would
that be that? Not immediately? First I gotta move because
(41:33):
she's gonna be thinking about Oh now he trusted with
too much information, the wrong information. You're right, you gotta
just act normal for a little while, like nothing you
got move. When she goes, it gonna be six months later.
I'm gonna bring up an argument by something simple like
you don't be cleaning the house. No more like nigga,
(41:54):
I'll kill you. I told you. Boy. Have you ever
had a woman pop up on you at home unexpectedly?
You know all that man? Women? Crazy? Man, I've been
through all that toxic stuff, right, Like, did it? Did
it end up in a fight or did you get
beat up? No? I always get beat up for you.
(42:19):
I get beat up every time. But yeah, I don't
have my one was busted. My baby mama came to
my house one time when I was with my other
baby mama and beat the women's at my troop man
in front of the kids. Damn man. Yeah. Did she
feel better after she felt bad? Yeah, and that in
front of the kids. But when we when we made
(42:41):
love later, I said, yeah, I tell you sorry, Oh
my god. No, she was like, you know, I killed somebody?
If you did that have been if you ever killed somebody?
Eight What about squirting? When's the first time you made
a woman squirt? Did you know what it was? No?
Not kind of you kind of seen it on the
(43:03):
HBO channels when you were young. But yeah, I don't
mean it. Um, I don't. I don't made it. I
don't make a woman squirt and some and some of
them it's harder to make squirt than others. You feel
what I'm saying? Would you keep a woman around just
for that? Like? Who was that? Yeah? Bro, yeah, I
tell you that. I thought you was alone? Yeah yeah yeah,
(43:28):
but like no, I like, I like this all squirt
with some women. And I had one girl she was
real easy to squirt, you know what I mean, and something.
I had one girl who squirt off just straight penetration.
I had one girl who squirt off you, you know, fingers,
the fingers And said, that's what I was asking, Is
(43:50):
that like something that would make you keep a woman around?
Because you know that you like, is that like an
ego booster kind of man? But when my mama kept
it real with me about women, bro, I learned the
thing about women stay up. If you stay up and
a woman, that's the only way to keep a woman
for sure. And it's not just financial. Is to be
the best version of yourself. It's like the same thing
(44:12):
for a man. If you leave your ass and you
keep doing better and better and better you keep that glow.
They're gonna always be attracting in some kind of way.
So I don't think things like that can keep anybody.
It's temporary rary, and I don't like my heart broke.
I don't like the fact that I'm thinking, Oh, I
make a squirts so I got her. Man, come on,
let's be real. I tell I got a joke on stage.
(44:34):
I say, men don't know who they want to cheat
with because they think it's the guy with the money
out the time. I say, some of the best loving
a woman ever had was from a broke dude. Because
when the broke do pump, he pumped with a purpose.
He pumped co signed on a car a PS five,
He pumping with he pumping with his soul. Yes, he
needs some heat. Is cold outside right now. It's to
(44:57):
stay he listen. He tells some places you didn't even
know exist. It's like when if you could combine those
guys together, the broke do intensity and give him the
rich guy hustled, then you got somebody. But until then,
everybody's gonna have a piece or somebody. It's true because
(45:18):
it's neber who you quite thinking. Because I remember my
ex boyfriend used to always compete with the fact that
he knew that I squired it before, but he never
could make me square. So he used to be mad
about it, like it was a thing. But I'm like,
I I have better sex with you than I did
with the one person that could go to and do
it immediately. It's like that person I didn't even really
like like that, But he's so busy trying to compete,
(45:40):
you know, with somebody that's not even on the damn scoreboard,
you know what I mean. Sometimes people's fingers are stronger
and they because sometimes you got to keep that. You
gotta keep intensity in your arm, and some people are
just better at that. Some people give up. Yeah, I'm
gonna give it up, Like I ain't even a better hear.
(46:00):
You're like, okay, I feel like it's well you better
hear you come out there on its giving out. I
can't do this. Some guys work on certain things in
the bedroom. Like my dad used to tell me stuff
he worked on, Like you know, he give me stuff
on women, but I don't see women get tired of
him when he down. So I learned over you the years.
(46:21):
I'm like, bro, you gotta stay up. So I'm gonna
drake planting water. I'm gonna stay looking good. I'm gonna
keep this money, and I'm gonna keep the Lord in me.
And that's how I make a woman happen, because she's
not gonna want nobody else to happen. Have you ever
not been able to come ah? Man, I come up.
There's never been a time that you had and it
just didn't finished and you were like he had to
(46:42):
fake it or something. I don't play like that because
I already went there in the mind. I ain't just
been the lad down with nobody like when I was young.
I probably did, But if I lay down with you,
I don't went through my mind too. I don't created
a scenario. Oh basically, don't turn that person into my
wife for the moment. For the moment, so we we
we connected right now. I don't care if it's just
(47:04):
these two weeks. Are you making noise when you come now?
I'd be like mm hmm, like like whatever, I like
to do that in their ear, you know, sometimes it's
just somethingbody m h it works for me. What do
you like to hear? What I like to hear? I
(47:26):
like to feel, I like to see or do a
little something like this with a feat because sometimes I've
learned when it's a lot of talking, there's no way
it's feeling that good because you're talking too much. When
they just quiet and it's just something moving like that's
what I like. Well, I feel like we just learned
a lot about you because show. So I say, Man,
(47:52):
this one show, I'm gonna let it all out. Man,
I'm a fan of you guy. So you know what
I mean. You haven't done that, you want to do
what I want to do? Tell us when of your secrets? Yeah,
are things that you went. Let's I like getting a
girl like right now, like a mad to stallion. I
want somebody who think they kve me got That's what
(48:16):
I get out of it. I like a woman who's
so stuck in her ways and then I break that
down and by the time she's just a little puppet.
That's what turned me on. Okay, I think Mega sing
Oh that could be cute. Yeah, I'm working on Meg.
I'm working on getting that bad or I'm staking at
you know what I'm saying. That would be a nice
bags together. I told I say, man, before I told
my brother, I'm gonna go at me and wait, I
(48:38):
get by by selmo me. You know what I mean.
I already know she's gonna spend the first three first
first week seven million. I've I've been watching how she's
been spinning out of hold up. But y'all like Meg though,
like somebody like me, because I feel like she's real.
(48:58):
That's one thing I like when you really and I
feel like it takes a real to take a real
woman to break something a real man, but to take
a real man to break something a real woman, because
if too for real person ain't with somebody who real,
it's never gonna quite get that toothache. It's always gonna
be that nerves. You're gonna have to keep putting Ora
jail on it. So then you gotta get that root canal.
(49:19):
I feel like Megan one of the real people like
I like Meg, But that's that's something. And you already
got ten kids in school, so another person in school,
just like you gotta buy her bucks? How old? How
old is Megan? Anyway? How old is she? Let me say, yeah,
(49:41):
she's young, she's young enough. Yeah, but young? But is
it hard though, like being that you have ten kids?
Right for women to be like I don't know. I
want a man with all them kids. Yeah, they think.
I think a lot of women think that. They ain't
gonna tell me that. But my systems so organized. I'm like,
it's like I have no kids because it's when you
take care of the mothers. It's like it's no pressure
(50:03):
on whoever the woman is, because that's not her job.
It's not the kids to be the baby mamas. You
really got to do right. It's not fair for a
woman to come in my life and have to be
a stepmother. No, she would not be a stepmother because
my kids handled now, Megan, the Stallion's birthday is the
day after Valentine's Day? What you think it would be
a great gift, Firend. I gotta send her some words.
(50:23):
I'm gonna send a voice message. Send it right now,
act like we're going to send it for you. Hey, Megan,
on everything I love like, I'm not talking to your flesh.
I'm talking to your spirit. Your spirit is the reason
why your flesh is so beautiful. I know what you
and I know as you speed lots of words, but
so right now I'm being faithful to you, not even
(50:44):
being with you yet, because I'm working on you. So
I'm the team you're working on me, so I could
be the only one for you. So right now on
with you in spirit into the day that we get
together in flesh the drugs mag like. So would you
take her to meet all ton of the kids, Like,
when you're serious about a woman, do they meet all
(51:07):
ton of the kids or is it like how does
it work out? They meet my sons first, okay, and
then the daughters. Yeah, then they meet the daughters, my sons.
My sons with it. Um, three of my daughters, all
my daughters. They bowed it. They bowed it. They understand.
Like one of my daughters told me, you know, hey,
dad is just next girl you be with. Just make
(51:27):
sure she had you know, she had her own, you
know what I mean? I mean, you know, like even
though me just had her own, but she just they
just won't be happy. So the sons though, they with
they with my mission, my two boys, because I'm teaching them,
um about it. So you know, I let him meet
them first because my kids good. It ain't about that
they're good. It's not it's not gonna be my woman responsibility.
(51:48):
It's gonna be my responsibility to make her happy. How
about your relationship with You're a thirteen year old that
you found out about most recently. I talked to him today.
He's excited because his mama, he kind of you know,
because I went and found him because she put up
a picture one day. I like, Damn, this boy looked
like me. You just happen to see why didn't from
(52:09):
It's a long story, but she did that. Man. But
he's really excited. Man, are you upset with her? Did you?
I mean, I'm sure you are, But did you express
that to her? I didn't even because I was just
so happy to bid his life. I don't even want
to bring up those feelings, right, and I don't even
want to start that. But you know, but he's decited, man,
(52:29):
because is that a country Wayne? Yeah, that is exciting. Yeah.
I get some money six figures salary. Yeah, I got
to catch him up, you know what I mean? Did
he think he had another father this whole time? Somebody else? Yeah?
She said he was asking, he was asking her questions,
and uh, I kept putting that pressure on. And I
(52:50):
had a show in San Antonio, and I'll tell you look, man,
we're gonna have to take a test. So I went
to she I got one of them home tiests to
and he ain't back nine and point nine. He was
like I thought Kevin Hart was my dad. But if
you got the money you got, well, anything else you
(53:14):
want to make sure you let us know what you
have going on? Because I do love the consistency of
the skits and so I think that stuff that you've
been working so hard during this time. We love seeing
you and just back on your skits together. So is
there anything else you want to make sure you let
us know about before we get out of here? Yeah?
I got a book coming out, man, It's got a
situation with a book and right now and working on
shooting my own movie. Ye, people like jazz be Simone.
(53:39):
So I'm putting my own money shooting the in Alanto,
and I'm gonna put these stories on a larger scale,
of these relationships stories and movies and shoot them on
my own, hey, and take their risk, you know what
I mean. So that's what I'm meant to is owning.
It's owning that content because I don't figure it out. Angelie.
You told me, you told me that when I came
on Britain, and I was that I got Hey, listen,
(54:01):
I got you. If you need any help with that,
let me already we already see you. You know, already
know I see the little thing scrolling through. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's some good money. But so you know, I'll plug
you with my people if you need me to, because yeah,
I know what you're doing. Yeah, but yeah, so man,
(54:22):
just owning this content, man on of these movies in
the future and put you know, only that content. I
don't figure out just with a little bit of content.
I got just the skits. You know. I shot like
three hundred over the last few months, and it's residual
income because I was in real estate before this. So
I was like, oh, hold up, So with these kits,
I ain't got to go put no a c unit,
(54:45):
get a roof. I'm like, oh, now, I want to
take it to the film Now. I see why Tyler
Peg got a billion and a lot of people who
are way bigger than him fame wise, don't got the
money because it's the ownership. So I'm meant to shoot
these movies. Man, that's what that's my I'm onna fire
that put his money up, shoot me moves. I'm coming there.
Could do my little cameo role. I'm in Atlanta, so
(55:05):
I'm pulling up for the movie. So right me in Yeah,
with a guy who all don't change it? No, I
don't want no boy shit. You gotta right question. Y'all
gave me tenskits how boys treat a girl? How boys
do this? When a boy take a woman out with all?
(55:26):
I got a good roll for her. You gotta put
in them with with a guy who east park that
comes all over her. No, thank you, he can't even come.
That's too much pork. All right, well, count you Wain,
thank you so much. We really appreciate it having you.
We gotta make sure we do this again for sure,
for sure anytime. Man, I appreciate you, guys and grass
(55:49):
on everything. We appreciate you. Thanks for making us laugh
all the time. And next and next week we better
not see that you and Jess are back together and
you've just been lying to us, happing in to us
to come up into us. It's a curse. He's about
to come over in a minute. If y'all were to
waited about an hour to she' bably in the shower.
Don't play books in the room, but age alright, cut
(56:13):
you away, left service knocking the boots. Appreciate you all. Bye,
Host
Angela Yee
Show Links
WebsitePopular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Death, Sex & Money
Anna Sale explores the big questions and hard choices that are often left out of polite conversation.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.