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Okay, there we are, good afternoon, greeting. Hi, Hi height Sames,
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Appreciate it. Rob Anthony's right over there. Hello there.
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A variety of prizes in sundryes. Rob, Oh, what's that
you want to go see Blue Oyster Cult? I will
have those tickets for you later on. And by the way,
I am not kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I love Blue same, I love Blue Oyster Cult. Okay,
have tickets later on.
Speaker 9 (01:45):
Blah blah blah, ITTs some money the buzzard bunky, I
want to send me a tax three five. I spent
a good portion of the morning today Rob colating all
of the email quests from a dozen literally dozens and
dozens of people saying, hey, please send me festive gloryhole
(02:08):
and Rob hates ducks. I got sweeze, send me those songs.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm the duck, Like, how do I get that? I'm like,
here's the link. People email me, and I was happy
to send it to them. It's great.
Speaker 9 (02:20):
I had people coming up to me yesterday at my
we did the butt light thing. There are rookies in
Parma Heights And because I'm a moron and I just
had a full on brain fart yesterday morning, and I
hadn't been to Rookies in a minute, but I really
liked that spot. It's dim, and it's got a great crowd,
and there's pool tables and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So I was very excited. Now, all of these butt
light things I do.
Speaker 9 (02:39):
You know, when the Browns are out of town, I
go out and hang with people and we try to
get people to Vegas or whatever. They are all rob
except for the finals and the twenty third. They are
all noon to two.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I spend the better part of the week talk Hey,
come on out, I go, but you know, noon to two.
For whatever reason, Sunday morning, in my brain, I'm thinking
eleven to one.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Even.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know what I posted.
Speaker 9 (03:02):
I think I put out a social media post on
my Instagram. Hey coming out today, noon to two, right,
noon to two, noon to two. I don't know why.
I got in my car at like ten thirty thinking
it was eleven to one. I don't know what happened.
So I get to Rookies. It's there's nobody there. I go,
(03:24):
oh my god, what this is gonna be a long day?
Is the power out? Like it's still not clicking with me,
Still not clicking right. They don't even open till eleven thirty.
I walk up.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know you have that thing where you go what's
going on? Like, am I?
Speaker 9 (03:39):
I don't know what happened yesterday? Don't know what happened.
Then I get on the horn to Amy, our Intrepid
promotions director, and I go, hey, where am I supposed
to be? And she's like rookies And I go at
eleven She's like, no, dummy, noon. I go poh bite
right like I know, oh this. I don't know what happened.
(04:01):
I do not know what happened, So what did you do?
I dicked around for an hour, I did some work,
I met laptop with me, I did some work, okay, yeah,
waited for them to show up. They showed up around
eleven thirty, our Intrepid promotions team, Amy, and then I
went in. So I was there for two and a
half hours. So if anybody got there right when they opened,
I was there hanging out and it was great.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Love that spot.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
But yeah, I don't know what happened yesterday. All day Saturday,
I was thinking it was Sunday. This is what happens
when I don't have much to do, Rob I go
ba nanas when I don't have much to do, it's
because we missed Friday. I need a project. Well, Friday's work.
I'm doing the best of it. You were on the
road all weekend. People ask me at the appearance, They're like,
where's Rob. There's like, you know, our friend Jerylyn that
(04:47):
brought some lovely gifts and you know, so you know,
please give these to Rob. Hey, where's Rob? And I go, oh,
Rob's on the road. Rob's on the road now. A
couple of people I did tell them that you died
in a fiery wreck, and then I'd have more to
say about it today.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But I'm just playing. Of course you did. You well
up when you said it.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
No, but I had one of those little glycerin tubes
and I would like quickly turn around and put a
couple of drops in my eye. Yeah, and then I
was yeah, us, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Not with us anymore. But no, it was great. Now,
more to the point, you were on the road all weekend.
You didn't have time for brain farts because you had
to be somewhere. You had a travel day on Friday,
You had a travel day yesterday. Yeah, yeah, your daughter
had a lacrosse tournament. It was in.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Virginia, Virginia, in Virginia, Richmond, Virginia, Richmond, not far from
where I was born. They air lifted my thirteen pound
newborn body out of my mother in Fort Lee, Virginia.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
If I had known it was that close, I would
have stopped to see if you still had the record.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
This is what I'm saying. I know you were very busy.
Otherwise I would have asked you to make that wild detour.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But it's not that important. It's about eight hours, yeah,
in the cars.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
So we left Friday morning, just you and the daughter,
me and Kelly, my youngest.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
YEP, it was great.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
We got down and had dinner and went to bed,
woke up the next day. She had three games and
then team dinner and then one game.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh god, you gotta sit with a bunch of people.
Do you know these other people?
Speaker 11 (06:15):
We ended up going with a few people that we
did know and not the actual like full team, which
was better for me.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Gotcha, yes, but either way it still was. It was
I didn't read.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
I will never let Melissa book anything everywhere in and
I can say this now because she's still traveling.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
She's in Florida. I will be getting back. Okay, I mean,
I figure anybody who has to fly this week, like
you're kindest screwed. You know. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Yeah, I have no idea that I know that she's
flying out of Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She might just be living there now.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
And yeah, I know that there's delays, so I don't
know if she's gonna make it. If she's not, I
mean she'll make it, But whether she gets on the
flight tonight or not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But she booked this hotel.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
We the people checking in Richmond in yes, in a
little suburb right next to it, said their quote was
this is a non smoking, no pets hotel and I said, okay, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Don't have either of those things.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
And they said, well, there are a lot of cats
and puppies in the parking lot and sometimes people bring
them in.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And I said, I'm sorry because now I'm interested. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:18):
She says, uh oh, we live right next or our
hotel is right next to two separate trailer parks and
some low income housing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
This is a Section eight adjacent hotel, right And it
was all of that.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
So that's two nights of yeah, double making and hit
the alarm button on the car and you know, getting
in and staying in and.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Why did your was your wife trolling you and all?
It was one of the four hotels I think that
in the area.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Noah, that that because I guess they get group rate
with the with the teams. So it was one you
realized why, and Melissa was like, oh, it's this is
the closest to the field, so I'll book this one
so they don't have a long commute in the morning.
Not looking at like the name of the hotel or
per bulletproof in what.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It was called.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
No, no, but you may as well arms. It's it's
a very known name of place you would not book
to stay yourself.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Okay, it's this is not a motor lodge. This was
like a chain hotel ish.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It was like a I mean it's uh, there's a
rhyme with stel Schmicks.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
It may as well it's very close this particular place
rhymed with West Western.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Yeah, okay to which again I never stayed in one
of those, nor have I.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yea until this time.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
But I'm not gonna like, I'm not going to say
that that's their fault, Like I think it was just
this particular.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The hotel was clean, it was perfectly fine. It was nice,
but it was.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Why they tell Yeah, but if if if the people
in the trailer park have animals, the people in the
trailer bark aren't going to be staying at the hotel.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Why were they double their cats all over the park.
There were things in the parking lot. I get a
cat on my car. And then there was the woman
said to us, she said, hey, I just want to
let you know it might.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
Be a little louder tonight. This was Saturday night. We're
hosting a baby shower. And I said, you're hosting a
baby shower? Said at night? And she said, oh yes, sir.
And I walked in and it was those late night
baby showers. It sounded like a exactly what you would
expect for where we were at that time of day.
(09:26):
DJ bumping and two armed security guards standing and I'm like,
we are going to die in this hotel.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, this is it. We're not going to make it
out of here. Yeah, but we made it. They lost
three or four.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Did you bring a case of pampers just to show
that you're a mensh a good guy to my chant them?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, harm and back to my room and back. That
was it. It was. No, I didn't say, hey, why
don't we go get some ice. We're in lock them up,
I see. So it was, it was, it was. It
was interesting. It was an interesting trip from that standpoint
that they didn't win state, no, no, oh, they got
they got smoked.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
But I mean again, when you go to these East
Coast tournaments, that's where some of the best lacrosse players,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
So they did well, they had a great bring a
little Cleveland to Virginia, you know, yeah, getting smoked.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, it was in the field, it was, it was.
It was a lot, all right, it was a lot,
but it was.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It was nice.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
We had a great My daughter and I had fun.
Our drive back was fun. Lots of laughs.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You got a laughs. You don't cry, that's right.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Uh, but you know, and then we get back and
get three inches of snow at my house. So right,
these idiots down the hall.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We just got flakes in Bay I don't know.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Christmas music last week, and all of a sudden we
get three inches of snow in the tenth of November.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Thank you, thanks Chel, Thanksgiving for that one.
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so out of place as of Yeah, Magic has not
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Oldie Timy.
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we're not familiar with that. Click do you have old
oldie timey Christmas? Hello? Hello? Hello?
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All right, Well, I've I would never presume on our
friendship to ask Mark Nolan directly. Hey, here's festive glory
I'll ask them just slip it in between Mariah Carey
and uh Perry Como or whatever they're doing. All right,
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the Bulls here at home. The other night, they beat
the Wizards by a decisive victory one of those NBA
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(12:33):
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on Wednesday, So seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's a seven o'clock tip.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'll show you what I saw when I googled, because
I didn't watch the game.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I was otherwise indisposed on Saturday.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
I'm like, oh, I wonder how the Bulls did against
the Calves. That's what I saw when I Google one
twenty eight to zero. And well, that can't possibly be
correct unless maybe the Bulls they mercy ruled them.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
But Google showed me the final score one twenty eight
to zero. That's not it was one twenty eight to
one twenty two. But I have no idea why it
consistently showed me zero. It was my mother's birthday on Saturday,
and so I was fully prepared. I have to I
love my mother dearly, but when I talk to her,
I have to carve out a long chunk of time, Right,
(13:32):
I send flowers, but I'm not lying to you. I
have to carve out at least one hour if I'm
going to call my mom, and uh, you know, we'll
go off in all these different kinds of directions and so,
and she's Chicago's on Central time, She's an hour behind,
and so I'm kind of timing it out. I'm getting
ready to call her, and it turns out that she
is at my nephew's much in the same way that
(13:53):
you were with your daughter for lacrosse. My mom is
at my nephew's turn him basketball games. And so I'm like, oh,
I was gonna call you, but it sounds like you're,
you know, otherwise indisposed, and she's like, yeah, or Gavin's games.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
She really loud.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I don't want to miss them because I guess her
boyfriend is off doing something and blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh, then hold on, hold on, who's boyfriend? My mother's boyfriend.
It's called boyfriend. Now, well she didn't say that, but
you just you upgraded from gentlemen call her very like well.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Because she is the lead there, because the guy she
mentioned is the main guy that she has been mentioning. Okay,
And so I'm you know again, I don't even know
if she got the flowers I sent. I assume she
did because they were dropped at the house, but I
got no indication from her that that she got them,
(14:46):
so I assumed that she did whatever, Okay, And so
she sent me a really long text about how she
want to miss the games, and I was like, that's
perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I was just gonna call.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
You, you know, as I normally do on your birthday,
and so it was reduced to that brief interaction and
a happy birthday text.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So no, nothing after, Like you didn't talk to her
after that?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Nothing after Nope, because again, if she wanted to, she
can call me. Sure you know she doesn't. But yeah, Allen.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is Wes Bestern, the partner of Tumbleweed Dan. Oh. I
like that. That ain't bad Wes Western and Tumbleweed Bike.
I'm a something right.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Well, because Rob and I went to this thing at
the Thirsty Cowboy on Thursday night. We were talking about
we're out on Friday because Rob was traveling, but we
were talking about it all week. There was this benefit
for the Travis Mills Foundation yep, And so we go
to this thing at the Thirsty Cowboy on Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Which was fun. I had a good time, right.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
We got to hang out with some colleagues for being
an event for our country station. There were a lot
of people there to see us, yeah, which was nice,
but we were not there as our alter egos Tumbleweed,
Dan and West Bestern.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I like that. I do like this.
Speaker 11 (16:04):
I finally feel like I might have my country alter
ego now, like I posed as Jack Daniels a couple.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Of times on the radio and Springfield. But back in
the day, well, Bestern's pretty damn good because the and
I was talking to the guy like the GM of
the place.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
I was like, did you guys ever have a bull?
Because I'm a sucker for a bull boy. Anytime I'm
in a city and they have a mechanical bull, I'm
on it.
Speaker 14 (16:26):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, there's a place in Toronto I go into.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
We're gonna be in Toronto in a couple of weeks
when I was in Austin this summer, got on the bull, right,
and he's like, yeah, but he goes we had one
for a while. But they're kind of a pain in
the ass, Like you got to carry insurance even though
everybody signs waivers, you know, riding your whole life away.
When you get on one of these bulls and you're
you're not landing on the ground when you fall off,
it's like this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You've ever been on a mechanical bull, no, no one,
but you've seen them.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I mean like a giant you know, I was a
giant crash pad that you land on.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I've seen many people do it, never have I done it.
It's fun.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
It's fun because what it is, rob is you know,
if you're on there for a while, the person operating
the bull, they're gonna want to make it go harder
and faster, right, They're trying to jerk you off of
the bull. I've said this before. I mean, that's that's
what's you know. When I was in Austin, I stayed
on it for so long that I pulled a lebron
(17:22):
and I just flopped off of it because I was
tired of being on it because he wasn't jerking me
off fast enough, and so he I can see that
he's cranking the thing up. You take your shoes off.
So I'm just in my socks and I'm killing it
on the ball.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
But I'm not.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
But whatever he's doing, I'm rolling with the punches, baby,
and I'm still on the bull. It literally got to
the point because the longer you're on, they keep giving
you more time and more time. It got to the
point where he wasn't able to jerk me off. So
it's like I just literally I flopped off. Oh no,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I just wanted to get off the bull. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
Yeah, so you jerked yourself off now I jerked myself off. Yeah,
But that had never happened to me before. That had
never happened where I didn't organically fly off the bowl.
This time, for whatever reason, I was killing it and
I put in a lot of time on that bull,
and I finally I finally.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Got a knopt off.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I had enough. I wanted to, you know, get a
drink and move on. But uh, yeah, but it's fun.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
But the guy was like, yeah, we used to have
a bull, but it just it gets to be a
pain in the ass.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
So I was like, well, I understand that. Well, we
had a good time. It was great, it was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, there was some well.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Yeah, I know exactly, not taps that I wasn't that
was too hip too, and uh, I have not had
someone even suggest something that silly.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I don't think I've seen that since college.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
It's something I had done twenty five years ago with
my brother, you know what I mean, Like it was
a or a buddy, you know, you'd give a.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Little quick sack tap whatever.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
I'm standing talking to you and my wife in doom Bladdie.
The guy on the AM comes walking by and he
gives me a sack tap. He backhands my sack and
I'm like, I looked at him with is it fingertips?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Is it knuckles? Is it?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It was like, you know, just like the I've never
done the middle of his fingers, you know, in the
middle of your finger, and he just you know, yeah,
And I'm like, who whoa And I looked and I
saw it, and then I felt it, and I'm like, oh, no,
like you're gonna get that.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
I gotta take a crap stomach pain, you know what
I mean. And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
A creeps does this to? Something like you're hitting somebody.
You're an almost fifty year old guy. I'm almost you're
hitting me in the balls in public. So I'm like okay.
So I looked at you and I'm like, watch this.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
And he apparently had someone there that knew who he was,
and she won one of his hands. Yeah, I wanted
a photo, so she so I see this and he's
looking for someone to take the picture, and I'm like, oh,
I got it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And I walked over and I said, oh, let me
take your phone.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
And she hands me the phone and he he leans
over to like, go get the picture with her, and
right at the last second, I turned to you and
I smile and I hold the phone up to her
and I said, is this the right setting for the camera?
And she crouches down to look to see if it's
in the right mode? And I backhanded him so hard
in his balls. I don't mean I did not friendly, like,
(20:19):
I reached and gave probably a good four to five
inch wow yeah to his nuts and of course.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh yeah, hit me in the balls. And I looked
at him and she's like, did you just hit him
in the bos? I'm like absolutely not. What are you crazy?
Why would I do that? Am? Do I look like
a fourteen year old to you? Why would I do
something so juvenile in such mixed companies? She says, She's like, well,
he said you did it because he did it to
you first, and I said, wait, cop to it. Yeah,
(20:49):
I go. And that's the guy you choose to listen
to on the radio. That shame on you. I wrestled
for many years in high school and college, part of college,
and there's a lot if people know this, if you've
been on Team sports, guy team Sports, it's all very
vaguely homoerotic disguises playing around.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
I don't care for that, right, never did. Now wrestling,
you're wearing a cup, right, a lot of sports you are. Okay,
not everybody did, but a lot of people did, and
so I would see that happen. But I'm like, I
haven't and it was done to me. I go, I
can't think of anything dumber, Like, I have no interest
in that, So I legit have not seen that in
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I couldn't believe it. But again, I mean, like I
obviously wasn't mad, but don't like, I'm not going to
let you do that to me and then like be
a pussy and not do it to you ten times worse,
like you going to hurt.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You're saying it had to be asked and answered without question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want to try that, You can try it. It's
just it's not gonna work out. Well, I'm not going
to slap him in front of people, but I'm good
to embarrass him. I'm gonna hurt him, you know what
I mean. Yeah, so I guarantee he will swung a
whole full beer steining into his cross.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Oh it's just a full backhand pow and uh I go,
I go, hat did you did you? Did you approve
that picture? And he's like, Jesus, you got me good man.
I was like, yeah, because you looked a little flush.
I'm I'm not sure why your coloring was off.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Dude, Again, I can not expect some kind of I
wonder ramification. But I didn't do it to me.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
I wonder what he saw in you where he's like,
this guy will appreciate.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I think he just thought it was gonna be funny.
Oh yeah, but he didn't do it to me. Maybe
I was right there next to you. Again.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
I think people somehow still don't know me even after
I mean, I've been here for three years, but I've
talked to him maybe six times in my life.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
He's on the air at the same time, that's right,
So he doesn't know who I am, you know what
I mean, he just knows I'm nice. I say hello
to him. You know, he's one of like five guys
I say hello to on it. You mean, like that
was his grating no, because we had already talked to
it earlier in the day about the event, how good
it was for Travis.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They were excited for the next.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Day, blah blah blah blah, and then he just walked
by and he's like who who, And I'm like, that's
the dumbest thing you could do to someone like me,
I guess. So like it was like if I wasn't
able to be him in that setting up to like
just gone outside and set his.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Car on fire, I would have been so flabbergast that
I wouldn't have known what to do.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Really, it would have been like, oh, oh.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
There was nothing. There was nothing else to do. At
that point when he did that, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna hurt him and then as soon I mean
when that picture presented something like what a better opportunities
guys about to take a picture with a listener.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Would have been amazing if the photo itself had come
out and he was like he looked like when he
looked like when Lee Harvey Oswald gets shot by.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Jack Well, I would have done that if I wasn't
taking the picture. But I figured the opportunity to get
close and not have his guard up was when I
walked over to.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The listener with her phone. Yeah, because she was like, oh, yeah,
that is the right setting. Like I just pretended I
got him good. She was an unwitting participant. I got him.
I got him hard. She was a patsy much like
the aforementioned.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
He might go to the bathroom and sit down to
make sure he didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Like that's how good I got him. Like it wasn't like,
oh I got hit in the nut, Like it might
have been.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like one of those oh god man, he's like, oh
hey blow, yeah, I might I might have coo that,
Like I got them. It was a good one. Have
been groped at work called.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
The law office of Lind Corn.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
That's a new one right now, I've had it for
a minute. It's short one of her five second one.
I remember groped for some reason. Yeah, groped at work.
Thought there was more to it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Work called the law office of You.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Know, there's the sexual favors there, the breast, there's have
you been called the cheap jew fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
All those Lindy Corn. Of course, there's a toolbox, Buffalo,
New York. Yes, the toolbox. There was a rat in
her toolbox. My client, a female machinist, complained about not
being paid for overtime, and when she came to work
the next day she found a rat in her toolbox.
Does this sound familiar? Call the law office of Lindy
(24:44):
Corn sounds like such a euphemism.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yeah, rocked in me toolbox like an old UB forty song. Right,
the specials those are rocked in me toolbox. Maybe I
really want to put a rat in your toolbox tonight.
How about that? My client was nut happed to a
charity events, So familiar. Oh boy, how about those Chicago Bears.
(25:08):
That's right, your Chicagogo. Sorry my Chicago Bears. Your Cleveland Browns.
They stink. But hey, my Chicago Bears one very exciting
over the New York Giants rob twenty four to twenty.
Now the Browns over the New York Jets, No, no
(25:31):
other way around, the Jets over the right. Yeah, the
New York Jets over the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Not a quality showing, dude, not a
good showy showing at this point. Man, I gotta be
honest with you. Look, that'll be my b team forever
now I live here.
Speaker 11 (25:50):
Like this is, you can't continue to root for that,
Like as as a fan of that team, you cannot
be okay with what's going on.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah, but a few years ago they had an in
sixteen season, they had a freaking parade for it.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
This just feels different. At least they and sixteen they
had it. Seems like they had a plan. They just sucked.
This is no plan. You've got a quote who keeps
saying he's gonna stick with a quarterback that blows, and
if they're trying to figure the situation out, Okay, maybe
he won't blow in the future, but currently he sucks.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He's terra bull Wow, like it is. It is embarrassing.
You lose to the goddamn Jets. Dude, Well that was funny.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
And I'm pretty sure I was just echoing what everybody
else was saying, was like, whoever loses this game really stinks. Yeah,
And I only watched first hour because like what, you know,
we do the cox outs, they kind of straddle the
you know, we do an hour before the game and
then game time we're there for another hour.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
And so I watched the first hour. I would check
in occasionally, you know.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
On it, but I was like, wow, all right, well
it was it was both teams are terrible, so I'm like,
whoever loses this? And the rounds were favored, you know,
not by much obviously, but it was kind of like
a coin toss with two teams like that.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
But and I was listening to it in the car
because I was flipping between the Browns game and the
Patriots game on my drive. We were driving back from Virginia,
and I was, I, I'm almost positive they lost a
on a penalty.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Like the game actually came down to a false start. Yeah,
like they were so bad that the other team was
able to get them to jump off side in order
to lose the Suck Bowl twenty twenty five. Yeah, I was.
And then the guy got up, the guy that got
him to jump celebrated it and started like dancing like, yeah, bitch,
(27:41):
I got you to jump off sides. We're two and seven.
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Now, whoa yeah yeah, well wow. It was a bad
showing for the Cleveland Browns. I heard Stansbury going real
deep on it.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
And my Patriots are legit by the way, I don't
I don't know if you pay attention at all, but.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Well, Drake Baker Mayfield, they are back. Yeah, that's that
was That was kind of the sign.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Like even the sports talking heads in Boston were like, look,
they haven't had anything for a schedule. They're gonna get
smoked by Tampa Bay and they did you know what
I mean that these this team like looks for real,
that Drake bay kid looks great. So I'm very very
(28:24):
happy and two with that team. Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
I guess I didn't realize I knew that the Browns
Jets game, because everybody was kind of chuckling calling it
a clash of the Titans. I guess I didn't realize
how bad both of them were. I mean, I knew
that they were, you know, kind of in the basement
as far as like everything else goes. But I knew
enough to realize that, Yeah, again, whoever loses this is
the worst team that is truly in bad shape. But yeah,
(28:50):
but you did two weeks before. I mean, still not
the worst in the NFL, but I mean it's you.
You're splitting hairs at that point.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You literally played a team that got rid of two
of them they're best players in the last week before
the trade deadline. Yeah, they're actively tanking their season for
another Hey, maybe we won't suck next year if we
can find some draft picks like the Jets have done
for forty years. And this, somehow is a team that
(29:16):
you still lose to.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
I guess in the almost sixteen years that I've been
in Cleveland, and I've seen half a dozen coaches go
through the Cleveland Browns, I genuinely don't know how anybody
gauges success with that organization because it's obviously not as
simple as wins and losses. That's your first metric. Obviously,
a win is a win and a loss is a loss.
But other than that, the x's and o's, it's not
(29:39):
my forte as it is. But also, like I genuinely
don't know how that organization gauges success just don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What does success look?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
These are people who want to This is a billionaire
owner who wants to build a brand new spaceship dome,
you know, out by the airport for this team.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Why would anybody go.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Because they're going to have tell hotel, said ed Ar
table Voduos. This is gonna be I mean literally this hole.
It's like the Browns they go, yeah, yeah, they're gonna
play there too. It's almost like a mental afterthought that
the football team will be there, right But.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
To your point of measurements of success that you you
literally don't even care not you personally, this team does not.
It's like.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
The bar is no longer. Let's make the super Bowl.
The Bowl is no longer. Let's make the playoffs. Like
I know people who are running around.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
As Browns fans masturbating to the last quarterback that brought
them to the playoffs. Yeah, like they're like, oh man,
we let what's the guys just recently and he's in
uh Cincinnati right now, Judge Flackoll, Yeah, Joe fla Flacco
took us to a playoff game. Before that, it was
Baker Mayfield. Before that, it was Bernie goddamn KOs Arm, Like,
what are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
How Well, Giants fired Brian Daball after they lost to
the Bears.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And that's where they think Bill Belichick's gonna go.
Speaker 11 (30:57):
They really, yeah, they think that that's his his to
launch out of college football.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, there you go, because that's not gonna work out either.
I mean everybody knows that. Yeah, you know, he'll just
get paid out. But somebody's got to do something with
the Browns man.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
You gotta eventually, listen, I'm sure on top of being
an amazingly handsome guy, I'm sure Kevin Stefanski's a very
nice human being. Yeah, but it might be time, dude,
you know what I mean, Like might be time, might
be time for Andrew Berry to take a walk, Like
it might be time.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Then it might pay Anyway, there you go, and you
gotta be pissed if your Miles Garrett right, Well, like
I know he's stayed for the money. That was his choice,
but on record, it's not being happy right being. But
everybody nobody has any sympathy with the guy. Well I'm
staying for because I you know, Cleveland.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
You guys, the guy left, he said he was leaving
Cleveland and stayed because they threw all this dough at him.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, what do you think is gonna happen? Then you
got going to go on TV and bitch about the team.
By the way, why do we begrudge people who stay
for the money? Like dunk Yeah it was dunking on him,
Like will you to that? Yeah? I do the same thing,
but everybody's trying to get paid. At least don't complain, right,
don't then you to be like, oh, this team sucks, Yeah,
no kidding, they suck and you're still a competitor. All right,
there you go. There's You're four.
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Allen, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.
Who are you call the Alan Cox Show?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three four eight one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Double oh seven?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Did you watch any of the Rock Hall inductions? Were
probably otherwise indisposed?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I guess yeah. I saw some of the clips.
Speaker 11 (33:24):
I tried to see who performed, who showed up, who didn't,
that kind of stuff, But it was a pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Whild I didn't watch the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
They were streaming it live on Disney and so I
kind of clicked in and watched for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I wanted to see because they had a.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
Crawl at the bottom it said coming up, and so
you kind of knew what was on the way. So
I knew that Warren Zevon was going to be inducted
by David Letterman. And but you know that whole thing,
the live stream, it's like a five hour event. You know,
we talked about this and if you've ever gone, you
know what it is. And we've been fortunate to go
a handful of times, no less than Pitchfork swinging amiss
from them, as their whole write up was about the
(33:56):
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Cleveland,
whereas it was in Los Angeles as a matter of fact,
and the setup there was no, I'm sorry, was that
the Barkley Center, Wasn't it? It was in New York
I think isn't that where it was? It wasn't in LA.
It was in New York A. Yeah, I think it
was New York City. Yeah, And anyway, but the setup
there was pretty wild too, like they had kind of
like like arena seating in kind of this proscenium around
(34:20):
like a semi circle around the state. About the hour
or so that I watched, the sound was arable. So
I had a real hard time getting into it because
either the audio they didn't have the audio potted up properly,
or it was you know, Jim Carrey inducted Soundgarden. He
(34:40):
was the host of SNL in the mid nineties when
Soundgarden was.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Musical guest. Was that the connection? I think that is
when he met them? Okay, all right, yep.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
I was wondering what the connection was because Jim Carrey
did agree, and he did a great job.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I thought his speech was well.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Guess what happened was he might have talked about I
didn't see the whole thing, but he wanted them. He
was already hip to them, and he wanted them to
be the musical guest when he was going to host. Okay,
and so like this album Bad Motorfinger is the one
that really got me in the Soundgarden. A lot more
people because of MTV and radio play, got on board
with them for super Unknown, but I loved Bad motor Finger.
(35:21):
I just will listen to this album nineteen ninety ninety one.
Around then so I think, like pre nevermind, right, I
listened to this album non stop, like this and a
facelift from Alison Chains, like just non stop.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I was listening to these.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Jim Carrey did a little bit of fire Marshall Bill
as he inducted.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So after the show, they handed me what is to
this day one of my most prized possessions, the Fender
telecaster Chris played on the show, signed by the whole band.
Pay no attention to the burn marks on the pit guard.
Speaker 15 (36:00):
Someone backstage she's playing with matches, But.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
That's Brandy Carlile and Taylor Momson who did The Grinch
with Jim Carrey twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (36:26):
And they played with Soundgarden some connective titsue yep, yep, okay,
because I wasn't sure if anybody actually played because from
what I saw outcast did not perform. No, but like
neither did the White Stripes because Meg didn't show it.
Meg didn't show no. Jack White is just total crap.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
But whatever, Well, she sent a message.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
But even like you know, and Chris Cornell's daughter sang
and she's you know, lovely and a great voice and
all that. But you know, even Warren Zevon. You know,
Warren Zevon has been dead for twenty two years. And
they had The Killers play Lawyers, Guns and Money, which
is a great song, but the I don't think the
Killers are the right band for that song. And I'm
(37:17):
not trying to be too precious about it. It's just
as I was listening to them, I was like, boy,
this ain't it.
Speaker 11 (37:22):
So Cornell's daughter she did a strip down acoustic version
of one of their songs, right, yes, what was it?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Did you happen to catch it? She did Fell on
Black Days? Oh, she did, Okay, great song.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
Tony Cornell did Fell on Black Days with Nancy Wilson playing.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Okay, So like Nancy Wilson was in.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
The mix, and you know, because Iggy Pop inducted the
White Stripes and so on stage, there was a lot
of Nancy Wilson and there was you know, so we
was cool. I mean there was a there was a
cool mix of a lot of different people.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Did you see Tyler the Creator do bombs over Bagdad?
I did not.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
No, I saw Janelle Money. I think that's when because
I think she's just crazy Foxy in talent.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
Dude, if you like Tyler the creator at all or
if you like Outcast, you gotta he nails bombs over Bagdad,
which is not an easy song.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
To do in the least.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Now.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
I saw the Outcast reunion at Austin City Limits years ago,
and that was the one and only time I'd ever
seen Outcast.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I figured, if there's a time to do it, it was
that they were awesome. They were dynamite. I love them,
Love Outcast, Sydney Lauper, Bad Company.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Last minute, of course, they announced that Paul Rodgers was
not going to show up, so just Simon Kirk playing
the drums. I think that's what I when I tuned
in is when Simon Kirk was playing the drums for
Bad Company and Chris Robinson was singing for them, and
Nancy Wilson's playing guitar. Chris Robinson didn't sound great, Like
I don't know if it was the so many Brian
Adams was kind of trading versus with him. It just
(38:47):
sounded like either the sound itself was bad or everybody
was just like everybody sounded really burned out. I don't
know what it was, but like nobody sounded amazing.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
When I was clicking in, I do think part of
it too, man, is like Chris Robinson's getting old. Man,
it's gonna to receiving those songs, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but those Black Crows songs and his voice. I know
he's doing other stuff, but it's like that voice that
he has is that's not an easy thing to keep going.
Speaker 14 (39:16):
You know.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
The last time I saw Warren after the show, Warren
goes up to his dressing room. He's got a guitar
there that he's used every time he's appeared on our show.
He picks up the guitar and he puts it in
the guitar case. He hands it to me and he says,
take care of this for me. So for twenty two years,
I have taken care of the guitar. This is the
(39:39):
guitar right here. Tonight it's thrown back to work.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I'm mining in Honduras. I'm a guestis man.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Send lawyers gun sending money?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yes, he's a fan.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
I mean Brandon Flowers is a good singer, and the
Killers are great. And Waddie would tell who was Warren
z Evon's longtime collaborator. He was playing guitar and they
seemed excited, but Brandon Flowers was like kind of trying
to sing it like Warren's.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
It was weird. I don't know, He's They're a little
bit more buttoned up than that. The Killers doesn't sound terrible.
Killers are real good at what they do.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
But yeah, I don't know. It was fine, And then
who else gets in? Sidney Lauper gets in? Here's Sidney
Lauper a little bit of her.
Speaker 17 (40:31):
I know that I stand on the shoulders of the
women in the industry that came before me, and my
shoulders are broad enough to have the women that come
after me stand on mine.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You like her being in the rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, I don't.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
I'm sorry, I don't sang with Avril Levine club.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
To me that it's so different than Houston or anybody else's.
But there's there's I don't know, dude, there's nothing amazingly
groundbreaking that Cindy Lauper did.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Well.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
I always go back to any issues I have with
any artist, I always go back to, there's a single
person live who said Cindy Lauper.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
There's no rock artists who go Cidey Lauper really influenced me,
you know.
Speaker 11 (41:23):
But but but she's in before any of these massive
metal bands that we talk about, because the Hall of
Fame has a hair across their ass about metal.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
G Yeah, I don't quite understand that either. Maiden still
not in.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Yeah, that's Judas Priest got in with one of those
like Side awards, you know.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, and the Little Influence Award that's how Zevon got
in Boston is still not in.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
First time Bad Companies even been on the ballot was
this year, Like it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (41:46):
Yeah, So they had a video message from Paul Rodgers,
I guess from his home, and you know, he's an
odlooking fellow now because he still colors his hair, but
you know he's he's infirmed to some degree, and so
he's had some work done over the years and he's
an odd looking guy.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
But you know, that night I went to a dance
and I heard a record by little.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Richard good God him his mother, and.
Speaker 18 (42:08):
I thought to myself, I'm going to follow that music
and find out all about it. Now I found myself
being inducted into the brotherhood and sisterhood of the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame with our band Bad Company
from the Desirata You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
You have a right to be here.
Speaker 18 (42:26):
Therefore, be at peace with God, and whatever your labors
and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace
with your soul. It is still a beautiful world. My
prayer for us is that we all choose love.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Yeah, he was, he was feeling it. Boy, they were
happy to hear from Paul Rodgers. Sultan Pepa got into
I forgot that they were getting in, and I was.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Their dynamite.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
Of course, Spinderella became the first female DJ to be
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
But I'm a.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
Bittersweet because when Salt and Peppa were doing their acceptance,
they were like, the business still hates us, and we're
not on any of the streaming services and blah blah blah.
We're just trying to get our music heard. And I
went right to Spotify and they're right there. So I'm
not quite sure what they were talking about. But I
was most struck with respect at how they looked. Yeah,
(43:21):
I had not seen Salton Peppa in a long time,
and boy do they look different now I know it's
forty years later.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I don't mean that.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
I just mean that, you know, Cheryl, what's Pepa's name is, Cheryl,
Cheryl Dennison. I think is Pepa one of them is good.
She's had a lot of work done. Boy, Pepa has
had a lot of work done. She looks like she's
twenty seven years old. Like at first, I go, oh
my god, Pepa couldn't make it, Like who's this girl?
(43:49):
And so they were good. They're so great kidd and
play show up. They get in vogue to walk you know,
on stage, do what a man. So you know, it
was a lot of good stuff. But I was like, wow,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 11 (44:00):
I'm in a hot minute, I'm I'm googling it right
now to see what you're talking about.
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Yeah, she's had a lot of work done, and you know, listen,
you do what you want to do. You can't blame
anybody for trying to maintain some visual relevance, I guess
in the in your business. But yeah, so Salmpeble were good.
But I didn't see outcasts go in and it's but
you know, it was, uh, it was fine. I wasn't
gonna clocked in about four and a half hours long.
Speaker 11 (44:25):
I don't know which one of these three is who
looking at this picture, I honestly could not tell you.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Minerell is the only one who really looks the same.
I mean, you know, was it in LA or New York?
Speaker 9 (44:37):
I thought it was at the Barkley Center, but I'm
thinking it was I honestly don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Maybe it was in LA. I couldn't remember. I thought
that I did not pay attention to that in the least.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Well anyway, they they were live streaming it on Disney
and they will chop it way down in the era
of New Year's Day on ABC.
Speaker 11 (44:55):
So it looks like, if I'm if I'm looking at
this properly, this must have been La. It looks like
the one that was always on the heavier side, so
the one who was on the thinner side have flipped
like the thinner of the two is now.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It looks like she's bigger, and I don't know about that,
but I just know that Pepa is taller. She was
always taller.
Speaker 9 (45:18):
Looks Spinderella looks like a woman who's aged normally.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
So Pepa's on the left in this picture, and then
Spinderella's in the middle. She looks the same, and then
Cheryl James's Salt, she looks completely different.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
Yeah, they look like but anyway, uh she had I
just hadn't seen them in a long time, and I
was like, wow.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Still sounded great now again. I am in no way
throwing shade. I am.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
I am on record as saying I love this version
of Nelly Fortato, so you don't have to worry about
me when it comes to that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
No, that's not what I mean. I just I hadn't
seen them for such a long time.
Speaker 10 (45:50):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Visual is obviously a huge part of any kind of music,
and it's a big night for anybody who's doing that.
But but I guess Papa there they alluded to it,
but I couldn't quite see out what they were saying.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
They're suing the label, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
They're trying to get their masters or whatever they were
talking about, how like the label has taken them down
from all the streamers because they don't want to play fair,
and I'm like, I you're on Spotify or and apple Play.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It says they put their record label on blast, and
a pointed message about copyright ownership, So it must just
be there must be some back and forth about who
owns what we had cassette tapes, turntables and dreams. And
we are in the fight of our lives right now
for our masters. After forty years, as we celebrate this,
kids can't even stream our music. It's been taken off
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every streaming platform because the industry will not play fair.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Except the outcast.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Guys didn't want to be with each other, right, Yeah,
I don't know, like that they don't get along.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Was I didn't realize?
Speaker 11 (46:43):
Is that why they didn't perform? Yeah, because they did.
They were on stage together when they accepted. They introduced
like they were part of it.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
But I think I think they were like, we're not
going to perform with each other. Oh, that's a drag.
Speaker 11 (46:54):
I was kind of like, yeah, because Andre three thousand
started to cry.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, based on what Jack White said.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Jack White talked about being in little spaces, and he's like,
we started in a little space and he started to cry.
And then big boys stepped in and started talking, and
they seemed perfectly fine. They patted each other on the back,
They seemed cool. Maybe it's just you know, for that
moment they could get past it.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Yeah, the whole thing started with with a whole slicedtone thing,
which was awesome.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
But yeah, I mean I think it was as good
as any other year.
Speaker 9 (47:25):
One of the guys in Soundgarden, I think they're their
first bass player, this guy named Hiro Yamamoto. He's been
out of the band for forty years, right, I mean
he was the founding member in an original basis, but
he split pretty early, but part but they're all up there.
So it's Ben Shephard, the guy who would blow up
with Soundguard, and he was the guy that replaced him
on the base and mack hammeron and Kim Tale and
(47:46):
but you know, they all say something and Hiro Yamamoto
launches into this thing like, Hey, my parents were in
Japanese internment camps during World War Two.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
So let's say I we can not go back down
that road, you know. Yeah. It was pretty intense.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
Yeah, and then he was he was the one that
really sort of put all the focus on Chris though,
you know what I mean, Like he talked a lot
about Chris and was like none of us would be
standing here if there was anybody else from in that band.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
Yeah, he's right. Twenty one. Pilots were good. Those guys
are always like I didn't think much of them when
they first kind of broke, but I think those are
really talented. He did the White Strikes right, Yeah, yeah,
I think so they're from Columbus, I think.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
But yeah, it was good, so I will probably go back.
I do want to watch the rest of it, but
I was like, I'm not gonna sit here all night
watch a frigging rock hall inductions. No, but you do
have to watch the Tyler Tyler the Creator doing bombs
over bag Dad. It was unreal. Sound nice shick one,
my sound, Nice checkty my sound? Nice chick three? You
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ready rock well?
Speaker 18 (48:50):
The bame.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
What I was struck with is I forgot how many
hits Salt and Peppa Head, Oh my god, how many bangers? Like,
how many legendary songs? Right, they're still getting played? Yeah,
that's I forgot. I was like, oh, Salton Pepa because
a lot of times I'm like, wait, they're not TLC.
And then I'm like, oh, of course not Salt and
Pepper like push it and let's talk about sex, and
you know they predated them. But yeah, because the thing
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if you watch that live stream, you got to contend
with like the awkward set changes and like the sound
going out, and it's it's all the raw audio, and
so maybe they'll sweeten it when when you get maybe
that New Year's Day version will be better because they
always have audio issues.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Because is that when it's a live event. Huh, that's
when they'll have it ready. Is New Year's they say.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
I think, yeah, you can get a truncated version of it,
I think now in Hulu. But like the New Year's
Day airing on ABC Network is when it's like a
two hours in and out. I think, like Elton John's
in it, and you know Ellen for some reason, I
didn't know that Paul Rodgers was English. Yeah, I didn't know.
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And poor Simon Kirk. I mean, this guy he was
sitting there because he was dressed in a tuxedo. So
he's playing the two songs of Bad Company. He's playing
the drums and he's got like his shirt sleeves pushed up,
but he's got a bow tie on. I mean, this
guy looked like he was gonna fall over. Yeah, you know,
this guy's pushing eighty but sounded great.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
So you trying to make up uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
It's weird, it's right cool. And there's plenty more where
that came from.
Speaker 12 (50:36):
Back to the Alan God Show on one hundred point
seven WMMS.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
I thought for sure Meg White showing up was going
to be the big.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Reveal me too, and nothing nothing.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
I mean Jack White was you know, deferential to her obviously, and.
Speaker 11 (51:01):
Yeah at the complimentary of her. I mean he probviously
still loves her. I mean that was his news forever.
That's where all that music came from.
Speaker 9 (51:10):
You don't want to talk shrimp on your ex wife.
I guess right, I guess he's on number three, go
back to number one.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah she should have been. I don't know, man, I
get it. She wants out of the industry. Blah blah
blah blah. I mean something like that. You show up,
she's like living, like living on a farm somewhere, right, Yeah, somewhere.
I saw a picture of her.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
She looks the exact same, just heavier, you know what
I mean, she looks like mag I mean, you would.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Know it was her instantly. Maybe that had something to
do with it. I don't know. I just I think
she just has such a disdain for everything that is
rock and roll, that she wanted nothing to do it.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
I guess so, well, you can't keep a good man,
or if you will, you can't keep a third man down.
I ah, but uh yeah, that rock Hall inductions on Saturday.
Very exciting for people who like those bands. Now we
just wait for when they release the list of nominees
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and we can scream and whine about that.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Rob We'll just start doing snubbles again.
Speaker 9 (52:07):
We can whenever they release the list of the Class
of twenty twenty six and everybody lather, rinse, repeat.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Do you think they will eventually get to Maiden? Yes, right,
they have to. I don't know why they have I
don't I don't well, and that's my I don't know.
I don't know why.
Speaker 9 (52:29):
There are some bands that the rock hole waits until
there's a fever pitch. It's not like we're equivocal about
Iron Maiden being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
So I don't you know, a lot of times it's
sour grapes. She'll hear people go, well, the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame just hates heavy metal.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I think I think they do.
Speaker 9 (52:50):
I'm not conspiratorial about it. But I think that there
is there's some kind of sense that that kind of
rock and roll is less legitimate or and I don't
know why because it's highly technical music.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
And no disrespect, but a man who did four different
versions of the exact same song is now in the
rock and roll Chubby Checker, Yeah, yeah, dude before Alison Chains. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
But I always feel like that's an homage to just
the history of a right. They get around, they kind
of spin the wheel of old guys who aren't in there,
and then they go, Okay, let's get him in before.
Speaker 11 (53:25):
And he was always I mean, he drives around in
a vehicle that says put Chubby Checker in the rock
and roll Hall of Fame. So I mean I get it,
like he's he's a self advocate. It's a big thing
for him.
Speaker 9 (53:34):
You've got to advocate for yourself. But man, nobody else
is gonna do it. You think of the bands, the
bands that are not in.
Speaker 11 (53:44):
Even like other versions of people like Prior Prior Live,
Eric Clapton, right, Clapton is in Cream and Blind Faith
are not what yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
What? How? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
When is Halloween going to get into the rock and
Roll Hall of Fame guys, I mean, what are we
doing here? When is Coveredale Page going to get into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
The band Boston, thank you very much? They should be in.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Maybe I got two words for a Rob Kip Winger.
Let's put these guys into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 11 (54:20):
Hey, it's probably they're probably Okay, Crosby Stills, Nashing, Young,
aren't Dane?
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is that true? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (54:26):
I mean are they in individual Crosby Stills in Nash
or they're not.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
In any Young with Young, They're not. They're not in,
but they're in.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
I believe the three of them. C SN is in
just not c s N wats ces correct? Neil Young
is in as a solo artist, right, yeah?
Speaker 19 (54:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
I think if you're in, you're in.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
You know, you get to these second and third iterations
of things where they're like, well as he's with Black
sabb well now he's in as a solo artist.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
That's fine.
Speaker 11 (54:52):
I mean, who's that other guy that nobody knows, uh,
what's his name?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Do oh? Isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Ronald James Dio? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one makes sense. Yeah,
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 9 (55:07):
I think that they have kind of shot themselves in
a foot with respect to that genre, in that they've
let that period of rock music snowball so massively that
they're almost paralyzed with where, well, where do we go?
But you got to get somebody in there. I mean,
you know, Judas Priest at the very least. You know,
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you look at a band like Iron Maid and you
look at Judas Priest. I don't think anybody's drilling down
into the warrants, and you know.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean, I'm scrolling right now, just quickly looking. Jay
Giles still not in Grand Funks, still not in? Really no, okay, uh,
guess who is still not in? I don't know, Billy,
I don't get nominated this year? You said, guess who
(55:57):
is not in?
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (55:59):
Oh, the guess who still not Sorry Maiden obviously right now,
James Gang not in, Jane's Addiction, not in, Jethro Tull
not in.
Speaker 9 (56:09):
Maybe we could fool them, we go, Hey, you guys
should nominate James Addiction, and then the James Gang and
Jane's Addiction all run in together, gotcha, bitch?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (56:21):
Got two for one, Yeah, Huey Lewis, I would argue
absolutely should be in the rock and roll you know.
Speaker 19 (56:26):
The Jay guy.
Speaker 9 (56:27):
What I'm thinking is the Jay Giles band have been
nominated five times. Yeah, and they're not two thousand and five,
two thousand and six, twenty eleven, twenty seventeen, and twenty eighteen.
At some point you just go, it's fine, all right,
that's okay. Well no, if you're the band, you go
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
No, who cares? No, no, no, no, I think it's
even worse. You like that.
Speaker 11 (56:46):
What's that woman the got nominated for the soap opera
thing a million times, Thouci Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
You don't want to be that person.
Speaker 9 (56:55):
Because what happens is you end up getting the Lifetime
Achievement Award where they go, all right, you're not dead yet,
and uh you know you're still We never put you
in anything.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
The Meters aren't in Molly Hatchet, the Monkeys, eh, the Monkeys,
with all respect to the Motley Cruz, not in. Yeah,
Motorhead not in.
Speaker 10 (57:17):
See.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
Motorhead is one of those bands when they talk about
Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, I mean, Motorhead is one
of those bands that within that Jean Jean should have unanimity.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
On their induction. But you know, listen, there's a lot
of bands. I don't know, I got a life to
lead up. Everybody was all pissed off that the Oasis
didn't get in this year. I'm like, oh, I mean
I can okay. Cool, they got back together and we're
talking about them again. They're a perfectly good band. Think
into the eighties before we get into the nineties and
the yachts and even the seventies. I mean there's bands
just sitting there. Yeah, the Pixies aren't in Poison. I
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don't guess I kind of understand that one, but I could.
Speaker 11 (57:56):
I could hear you understanding or hear you speaking out
about it before some of these other bands.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Rainbow's not in. Is Richie blackmore in with Deep Purple?
I would assume, yeah, would have to be right. I
mean Deep Purple's dead, Yeah, I think so. I don't know.
You know who else isn't in as a solo artist? Uh? Uh,
don't tell me. Don't tell me. Uh who David Lee
(58:25):
Roth oh not in the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame as a solo artist in with Van Halen. How
is that possible, Dave. If they were to induct you,
would you show up? Yeah? How would you get there?
Oh that I'm run in yea, scorpions aren't de in?
(58:46):
Got no, all.
Speaker 9 (58:48):
Right, Dave, I wouldn't need these battle these fights.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Smashing pumpkins aren't in. Sonic Youth isn't in, Billy Squire
isn't in.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Listen. There are always going to be more bands that
aren't in than are.
Speaker 9 (59:01):
Imagine a day where they run out of bands for
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That day will
never come. That's when you go, Cindy Lauper, that's.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah, we got we got it all right? Cool? Yeah,
get her? Call up, Cindy, she's still living. Yell she is, okay, cool,
bring her in.
Speaker 9 (59:16):
But to me, it always follows and not necessarily follow
the money, but the I don't know what it follows.
There's a commercial aspect to all of it, obviously. I'm
just curious how they land there. I'm curious what that
does for them to go, Yes, Cindy Lauper, rock and
Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
It checks the politically correct box.
Speaker 9 (59:38):
Well, I don't even know if it's politically correct. Well
what because she's a female artist, and it just she
checks the box. But the's somebody else to just put
in that aren't in there. I mean, girls just want
to have fun, but this time after time. This is
what I'm saying, is the is part of the consideration
purely commercial. Hey, everybody loves Motorhead and yes they should
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be in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but
they weren't selling a ton of records when they were around,
like the Ramones, right, everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Loves the Ramones.
Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
These guys weren't selling dick when they were alive.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
No, but rock and roll and listen.
Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
I will argue this all the time because people will say, well,
why is NWA in? Why is ice Cube in? Before STP?
And rock and roll is an image right yeah, so
I will absolutely fly that flag, and I will say
that some without question n w A should be in
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame because if it's
all about rock and roll and f you to the establishment,
then they should be in without question.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Attitude, But where does Cindy Lapper fall into rock and roll?
I mean, come on, that's a good question, right, Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And STP is just.
Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
Another example, like I don't even like them. But Styx
isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? You
know Stansbury's favorite, Sublime not in? Huh, super Tramp not
in Survivor probably well super Kiss I can get that one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
They took the long way home one too many times.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
We're up?
Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
Oh, and what about that that horrible Irish band?
Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
What the hell is the name of that?
Speaker 18 (01:01:09):
You too?
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Thin?
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Lizzie? Not in the rock ho Is you two in
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Of course they are,
because Bono's up everybody's ass. Who it sounds like, goes
up your ass? Tool is not in? Dave? Are you
up the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's ass?
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Yesham?
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
How about Twisted Sister so very agreeable? Joe Walsh solo?
Yeah yeah, Weezer, White Zombie? What about Edgar and Johnny Winter?
(01:01:49):
Shouldn't they be in? Yes? How many other can you
still call them?
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Is that still the difference? What is it? Is there
another turn for it? Now? But what do you mean
with the very palbino? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
I believe that's a medical terminology. Well, I wanted to
make sure before albinos.
Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
Yeah, so they would have to be one hundred percent
of the albino contingent of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
Check that bo Yeah, a couple of dance hall guys
in there that might be too, but they're not going
to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, listen,
David Lee Ross very agreeable about them, right, we get it.
Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
What do you think about weird Al Yankovic in the
Rock and the Hall of Fame? The most obvious thing
just sitting there. We even played weird Al songs on
snumble shot weekends. And how does that guy not get
in right down the street? You gotta be hearing us?
Why Dave thet least here? And Dave whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Thinking of by the way, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
I do want to mention John Cleary has passed away,
and you might not know the name. He was seventy four,
just died. He was one of the nine students wounded
(01:03:12):
in the Kent State shooting in nineteen seventy and he
lived in Pittsburgh and he had been battling pancreatic cancer
for a while. Of course, for dead in Ohio, everybody
knows the song in Kent State back in the day,
but he was one of the nine students that was wounded.
He was immortalized on a Time magazine cover and was
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not even like part of the protest right. He was
a nineteen year old freshman at Kent State in nineteen
seventy and he was studying architecture and he was like,
I was just curious. I wasn't out there for activism.
I was out there to see what all the hubbub
was about. And he got a hit in the chest.
Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Yeah, he's the one who's laying on the hill. His
eyes are wide open, they're pushing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Ye, that's me. Talk about an iconic image. Iconic.
Speaker 9 (01:04:03):
Yeah, other students trying to give him first aid cover
of Life magazine. I think I said Time that Life magazine.
Well it was on all the covers, right Ken Stave photos. Yeah,
and he has passed away outside Pittsburgh, suffered permanent lung
damage from the shooting. He went back to Kent State
by the way back to the scene of the crime,
(01:04:26):
to finish his degree, and he got married and he
just kind of lived a normal life, right. He said
that most people he knew, most of his friends, most
of his coworkers throughout his life did not even know
that that was him in that photo. And that's not surprising, right,
kind of people of that generation there, that's not something
that they're going to really draw that kind of attention
(01:04:47):
to themselves, especially since by his own admission, he wasn't
there in any kind of politically activist. He's caught in
the crossfire.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Literally.
Speaker 11 (01:04:55):
Well, there's two types of people in the world, right,
there's that guy who was that guy, and then there's
the guy that is the person in that image that
has it on a T shirt that says that's me
and walks around everywhere they go because that's all their identity.
Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Is, Ask me about my Kent State bullet. Correct.
Speaker 11 (01:05:13):
This guy obviously left that in his past. It was
part of who he was. It happened, but it wasn't
what defined him.
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Well.
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
He also said that his family was very conservative, so
at the time, his family didn't want him criticizing the
National Guard.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
And my thought would be, boy.
Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
There's ever a time you can directly criticize somebody, it's
when they shoot you, yeah, for doing that, because they're
spraying bullets on campus. But then his son was born
in the early eighties on the anniversary of the shooting,
and he said that he took that as a signal
and became kind of more publicly outspoken and he would,
you know, speak at Kent State and things like that.
(01:05:50):
Only five of the people now remain alive from the
people who survived the Kent State shooting. So I do
want to mention that because I saw that came across
John Cleary living outside Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
There but a big write up in the New York
Times on him. Yeah, condolence is that's sad.
Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Speaking of Ken, our friend Caleb from Kent will check
in occasionally with messages for us.
Speaker 20 (01:06:14):
Alan Caleb and can't listen to the podcast from a
couple of days ago. You guys were talking about the
word lavish and how lifestyle is the only word that
ever follows it. There's another word that kind of pops
in the mind that has like a real similar situation.
So if I say the word feverishly, the next word
would obviously be and I'm going to pause here and
(01:06:37):
wait for you both to say masturbating.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah, of course that's right.
Speaker 20 (01:06:41):
No one has ever used the word feverishly other than
to proceed masturbating it's just how the world works.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I don't know what to tell you. Okay, love you
by He's right. I guess I didn't think about that
fever You've never said that for anything else. You've only
feverishly masturbated.
Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
I thought it was furiously masturbating, which is why I
think it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Really, I've never heard that.
Speaker 9 (01:07:04):
He was furiously masturbating because it implies a lot of torque,
and you're really mad. I mean, feverishly you can make
the you you could at least account.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
For the torque. That's what I've done. That demeanor.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
I don't know if the demeanor is implied, and feverishly
that's all I've ever saw.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
So you knew what he was going to say without questions.
Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I didn't know you would say furiously that guy was
furiously masturbating. Yes, I see, like in stories and things,
well witness has described him as furiously masturbating, feverishly angry,
angry whack.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Okay, well you guys, I'm not saying you're wrong. You
knew where he was going a feverish wink. I guess
I used that like I would say, I'm feverishly awaiting
the next night club appearance of a wish of bitch wood.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That's when I'd use the word, right, I mean, you
can use it in another context. The second he said feverish,
he was like, oh you knew. Okay, I guess I
had curiously on the brain.
Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
You could put it in any order, you know, masturbating, feverishly,
feverishly mastering mind.
Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
You even as a young man, when I first got
into it, as a young Catholic boy, I don't even
think then I was either feverish.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Or furious about it when you first started, you mean, yeah,
of course not sorry, when I was eleven, and once
you're in, you're in for life. Yeah that sounds right. Yeah,
furiously is okay. So but you knew, you knowew where
Caleb was.
Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
Okay, I'm feverishly talking to the ghosts in my eyelids
because I've just guzzled a bottle of cough syrup and
my brain is on fire. I guess it's more a
literal use of it, but yeah, okay, feverishly masturbating. He
was even kind enough to pause, and we knew exactly
what he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, okay, well there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Thank you, Caleb, appreciate the call there hour after hour's
line where Caleb dropped the message you can use that
anytime you like.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
That number is two one six nine eight six eighty
nine oh.
Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Three The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point sevens.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Call the Allen Cox Show. Is that what you want
to do? Think about it?
Speaker 15 (01:09:11):
Allan once divorced in them.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Broke good Mann eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 21 (01:09:28):
A freighter carrying a crew of twenty nine disappeared on
Lake Superior during a severe storm last night, and so
far no survivors had been found. The freighter, the Edmund Fitzgerald,
was transporting iron ore when it ran into high winds
and twenty five foot waves.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Rebeccavell has the story.
Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
In the area where the Fitzgerald went down, his sister
ship joined the search, but so far all that was
found was an oil slick light jackets, and an empty lifeboat.
There was no sign of the twenty nine men aboard.
Officials say the freighter was finding gaale winds and twenty
five I put waves that Fitzgerald left the Burlington Northern Docks.
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Here's Superior, Wisconsin.
Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Sunday afternoon, a cargo of more than twenty six thousand
tons of taconite or pellets. She was bound for Detroit.
The huge freighter was last heard from shortly after seven
o'clock last night, and one of its officers radio to
a nearby steamer to say that Fitzgerald was taking on
water and had lost.
Speaker 15 (01:10:22):
Two hatch covers.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Shortly after that, the freighter disappeared.
Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
All right, well, there you go. I guess I kept
people waiting long enough. I've talked about the Edmund Fitzgerald
so much on the show over the past year and
today you might have noticed you were. Whenever you weren't
getting AI slop fed to you on your algorithm, you
were somehow getting Edmund Fitzgerald's content shoved down your throat.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Why do you think that is?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Why was everybody getting so much Edmund Fitzgerald's stuff.
Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
I think it was just it was it was sneaking
up and it's one of those things. People are paying
a ton of attention to it the moment it's it's
it's getting its time in.
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
The social media mess. An AI slop right anniversary.
Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I guess it is a modern maritime disaster, right.
There aren't too many of those. I guess you get
your Exon Valdis, But I don't people.
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Doubt these the Exxon valdiese nuts, yes, who could? Who
could forget that? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
All right, well yeah, the fiftieth anniversary of twenty nine
people lost on the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Well, there was the one that girl.
Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
There was the one that took out the bridge too,
just recently right like that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Yeah, there was one of those. Anybody die, I don't,
I don't remember, not twenty nine people. No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
And there was just like the Exon Valdize that was
more like an like an it was a natural disaster, yeah,
like it just it ruined the environment, right, But I
don't remember there being like a massive death toll other
than that.
Speaker 9 (01:12:02):
I don't think that there was no I mean, you know,
but when you think about I guess ship wrecks and
ships going down, you don't really think of them being
so much in the modern day.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I guess. Gordon Lightfoot also not in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame room.
Speaker 11 (01:12:18):
Yeah, Tenant Association.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Let me give it to this guy because he was
an Andrea Doria survivor. Andrew Dory. Isn't that the one
they did the song about Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
You could fit fifteen people in that bathroom. I think
Gordon Lightfoot was the boat. Yeah, and it was rammed
by the cat Stevens Andrea Doria colliding with a Stockholm
and dense fog twelve miles off the coast of Nantucket.
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How do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
It's in my book Astonishing Tales of the Sea.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Fifty one people died. Fifty one people, that's it. I
thought it was like a thousand and sixty survivors. That's
no tragedy. Many people. You're losing a normal cruise thirty forty.
Can I take a look at that book?
Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Oh yeah, I also got Astounding Bear Attacks.
Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
I want to read Astounding bear Attacks? Are they really astounding?
Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Though?
Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
So fifty years for the Edmund Fitzgerald and golly what
a time?
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
So mystery, rob? What caused it? Still a mystery? Should
I go grab some Moulson's? Should we do doing and deer?
Do we have Molson in the fridge?
Speaker 20 (01:13:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
No, but I'll go next door. I should see it.
I guess something.
Speaker 9 (01:13:52):
Right, I mean, fortunately the audience won't know what we're drinking,
so we could clink together just a couple of random
drinks and oh.
Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
We should have something Canadian for the I mean, even
though actually the boat wasn't from Canada. So I guess
it doesn't matter what we drank it because right it
was it was an American vessel.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Correct, Lightfoot just happens to be Canadian.
Speaker 9 (01:14:13):
How come nobody talks about the Arthur m Anderson. I
don't know the boat that trailed it, right, The Arthur
m Anderson trailed the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Was it named after the ad agency that you mean?
Speaker 11 (01:14:30):
Is that the one that radioed in that they were
having I believe, so trailed the Fitzgerald through the night
and then led the search.
Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
But it was pretty much on the same path it
was sailing to Gary, Indiana, which you know, yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
There was a special a buddy of mindset.
Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
It's like a twenty five minute documentary about diving it
and why they haven't been back, and there's like it's
it's it's really worth the watch if you if you
care it all about it or think it's I mean,
I love the song so much that it makes me
care about the ship. But it's interesting, like they'll never
ever go back. It's been declared a like a grave site,
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and that's it. There's no they will never dive it again.
Because they were filming it and they came across what
they thought was a crew member, and because the cold
depths in the fresh water, the ship looks pristine.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
It's like in perfect shape, like the Titanic.
Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
It's all eroded and all that stuff from salt water,
but with just fresh water and being as cold as
it is down there, the boat is perfect. So they
came around a corner with one of the subs and
they saw like a life jacket and vest, and they
realized that it was a person and that was it.
Cameras went off and they weren't allowed back. No one's
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been there since ninety five.
Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
So the Arthur Anderson just got lucky. Then, right they
went the order I think right now, imagine you're on
that boat and twenty nine dudes die.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Was it all? Twenty nine? Yeah, the whole crew, and.
Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
You're on the Arthur Anderson and you're like, oh Jesus,
well there was. They were what they're ten miles apart. Yeah,
but they went through the same storm, right, they didn't
avoid the storm.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yeah, but that's what the game is of November.
Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
Nobody truly knows what it was. They don't know if
it was a rogue wave. They don't know, like they said,
they said that there could be like, you know, five
different waves hitting you at the exact same time and
in rapid succession. Like they don't know what did it.
But they believe that the boats split in half. M well, yeah,
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they all were.
Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
If you were on the Arthur Anderson, you'd be you
feel pretty good about it.
Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
There was part of it too that they think he
may have run aground prior to the skipper of the
of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and they think he might have done.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Damage to the hull.
Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
Oh no, So when that all happened, the boat was
already taking on water and then it was just over.
But they're but now you can like now that all
of the the world of forensic evidence is so great,
they're not allowed back down there though, so they can't
do the studies to tell exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
So it just remains this massive mystery. And in the
middle of the day and in the middle of the day, uh.
Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
The Captain McSorley a part in his ships rolling some
twenty no twins. I don't know if you sounded like that,
but like the name McSorley, the guy that what was
the name of the other ship, the Arthur Anderson.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
Did you hear the tape of him talking to them
when they ask him what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Hello? Yes, No, I was the captain of the author.
Have you lost contact with the Edmund Fitzgerald, Sir Edmund
twenty not wins. I'll here water you're breaking up? Sir?
(01:17:53):
Who catch you?
Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Go me.
Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Bail November. Nobody write a song? Play somebody write a song.
Make sure it's a Canadian guy. No, I've never heard
the tapes.
Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
Yeah, there's there's one tape of the captain talking about
I think it's like actually from over the radio and
he's like yeah, he's like we were communicating. He said
he was listing. It's I'll send you the link to
the specialist twenty minutes. It's well worth the watch. It's good.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
No, I've never seen anything like that. I haven't even
finished the Gordon Lightfoot documentary. I don't know how fantastic
I know I will Did you start it. Yeah, and
you didn't make it through. Uh uh did it?
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Like, did you just lose interest?
Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
No, something else came up. I got a nine year
old man. Yeah, it was so good and it's only
like like under an hour. Yeah, I know, I'm only
about twelve minutes in.
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Oh yeah, you got I want it. I'm doling it
out rop Pork Gordon.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
That's why it takes me a year to watch one
of them ken Burns documentaries.
Speaker 11 (01:19:07):
Well, that's because you choose to watch it eighty seven
hour ken Burns documentary about Billy Joel.
Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
No, that was the HBO one that was only five hours.
I'm watching the seventeen hour ken Burns documentary on country music.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, it's very exciting, and by the
end of it, you know what the answer is going
to be, they're gonna go. And after all that, it's
still crapped. It's still the worst music on the planet.
Speaker 9 (01:19:31):
It still stinks. Jay Sherman from nineteen thirties. That's a
deep dive. Speaking of country music. By the way, I
was reading about the number one song on the Billboard
Country Digital Charts is an AI song and people love
to dunk on country music. They go, well, of course,
a we've done it, you know here. Of course, country
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music is easy to AI because it all sounds the same.
But you could level that claim against every genre of music.
There's a lot of AI death metal online right because
all that you can pare it down to two or
three points on the curve and make any song sound
like it's in that genre. What bums me out though,
is that people don't care. You know, you got real
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artists who are trying to get paid, which you got
to get four billion streams to make a couple of
bucks on streamers. But there's a song called Breaking Rust
and their AI generated song is the number one song,
so there's no mention of it online, at least their Instagram.
They have an Instagram account because you know, AI influencers
(01:20:41):
are a thing too, so they get you know, AI
hot chicks to influence in cells, to do stuff by
crap whatever. But it's the same with music. Breaking Rust
is described as outlaw country on their Instagram. I think
we will recognize it immediately as a I generated and
(01:21:03):
I don't know that it's fooling that many people the
way that most people consume music, where they kind of
just go on to the next thing, and you like
the way that sounds and probably don't really give it
much thought whether or not.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I'd say, if you don't like talk, I'm gon key
bone talking and walk my whole.
Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Ain't changing my tone, ain't changing my song.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
I was born this way, been allowed to loan you game.
Yeah it's garbage, but I mean that's a number one
song right now.
Speaker 11 (01:21:32):
That's not like Jason el Dean or anything like. That's
exactly what that sounds like when they open their mouths.
It's the same song, you know, same trash writing, the
same things. But that's what I'm saying. You could pretty
much take any genre of music, and the music has
been kind of so pared down to its fundamental elements,
(01:21:56):
you know. And again, AI has just taking what's been
put out there. It's not making new things.
Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
It's just taking what's already out there and resynthesizing it
into something else. And obviously the artists themselves very vocal
about this, but don't really mean anything unless the consumers
are like, yeah, you know, you know, there are bands
that will take their music off of streaming services if
(01:22:22):
they want to advocate for one thing or the other.
A lot of people are upset that Spotify is running
ads for ice in between songs, and so you have
a handful of artists that have removed their catalogs from streamers.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
And what else are you going to cool your beverages with?
Like who cares immigration rope? Uh oh not frozen water?
Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
Yeah, we hear a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
want nothing to do with frozen water, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Cares man, keep your beverages cold.
Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
So, you know, all the hot takes and all the
think pieces are about like this, AI should make us mad.
It's the top of the country charts.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah, I guess, but people don't get. But that's the thing.
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
You can't drag people kicking and screaming in the caaren.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
About this stuff. But even if it's like, what's the difference,
it's if it's not AI serving you that crap, it's
Luke Bryan, So what's the difference. Yeah, but at least
he's a real guy. You know, you can do the
same trash. But but.
Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
Yeah, but it is different. I mean, it is a
human artist versus something that is fully generated and with
no you know, you might not like the country music genre, Jean,
but you know, it's it's humans making it, I guess,
but it's quality is the exact same. In this case,
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I would say, who cares if if that AI song
sounded any worse than whatever name the next guy I
can't think of released a song and it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Like, you know what I mean? Like it doesn't.
Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
It's not like the quality is worse. It's the same crap.
So who cares? Who's putting it out?
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:23:57):
This AI band Breaking Rust has been on Instagram for
a month and has racked up thirty thousand followers and
has gotten one point eight million streams in that month.
Whereas actual country artists are trying to get people to
pay attention to what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
They just released the same garbage. Who cares? What's the difference? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
But how do you differentiate yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
That's the trouble.
Speaker 9 (01:24:24):
I mean, if you're a real artist and you're like, now,
I'm competing against robots, I'm competing against things that don't exist,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
I mean, I get it, But again, if the quality
is the exact same, be better, then do something better
than what AI is doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
Yeah, but again it's contingent on the ears of the
consumer being trained, and they just aren't because we are
now so used to hearing music in a particular way
literally and figuratively. We're used to it being served to
us in this way streamers, and we're used to it
being so squeezed, yeah, processed down that it all kind
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of sounds the same, pressed like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
I think about it, like, I have this incredible sound
system at home and I will occasionally put something on
and my kids could not tell you the difference between
that and a sono speaker. Yeah, right, Well, and.
Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
That's what drives people nuts, is you know the artists
that are like put in their heart and soul into
stuff and writing songs or whatever, and the AI generated
stuff requires no work at all, but the person who
did it, whoever's behind it, they get the revenue from
the streams, and so you have you know, there's stories
of those people who make multiple artists and then just
(01:25:38):
let them roll. You know, somebody's suing Drake saying there's
no way this guy's getting a billion streams per month.
Is game in the system or somebody in his organization
is game in the system to have bots constantly streaming
his music.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
And so that's kind of what you're contending with. Now.
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
You had an already untenable situation with flesh and blood
artists not being able to get paid from streaming, and
now they're competing against things that don't even exist. They're
getting more streams than them. So I don't know, there's
no answer to it, because it's not like the streamers
are gonna go all right, no more AI because they
just care about streams. The don't care where they're coming from,
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where they're gone. But if you're an artist, it's got
to be infuriating, to say the least. Billboard Magazine has
identified at least a half a dozen AI or AI
assisted artists who have charted in country music in the
last couple of months.
Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
But what does that tell you about who's consuming it?
That's the bigger point.
Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
If you want well, because I mean it'll suggest things
to you. Right, Hey, you like this band, you might
like this one. I don't think anybody's you know, taking
the time to go, well, is this a flesh and
blood artist? Well, because they're like in their brain they're like,
I like the song.
Speaker 11 (01:26:56):
But that's further backing up my point. How are you
going to be a country artist? That's pissed off that
this is equally as bad or good as what you're
putting out and you're losing streams to it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Do something better than that, then, I guess. But that's subjective,
Well is it, though? Yeahcause better? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
I mean there's bands I like and people think they stink, right,
But where where.
Speaker 11 (01:27:16):
Else are you hearing this being a problem? Where else
are you hearing the number one pop song in the country,
or rock song or classical song in the country.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Is AI generated?
Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
You're not because they're singing about setting things like, you know,
going fishing out of the back of a pickup truck
and porking your sister's that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
There's nothing to this, there's no substance. That's why it's
doing so well. People are just like, oh, that's right,
that song caters to me. I like it though, and
I okay, So now you sound just like the other
twelve guys making that same crap song. Why of course
it's gonna do well.
Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
Wait until AI figures out the whole sister porking thing,
it's all over for you up and coming entry artists. Well,
yes to your point, right, you got to put more
of your blood, sweat and tears into it.
Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Yes, go out and tour, get in front of people,
go doday right, pick up trucks and guns in the back.
Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
Obviously, A I can't tour, right, and you can't. You know,
there's a part of my brain where I go, well,
this is going to figure itself out because A I
can't tour and real live artists don't make any money
on streaming, right, so they have to go tour.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Right.
Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
But the country music genre, Jean is dealing with it now.
I'm absolutely positive that this is happening in pop music too.
I'm sure you want to and you want to talk
about a fan base that cares even less that it's
a I generated because pretty soon people of every musical
taste will just throw their hands up and go, well, is.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
This part of it now? Well, sure, here's ten bands
like Nickelback.
Speaker 11 (01:28:51):
The story isn't band that sounds like Nickelback tops the
rock chart, right, It's it's it's that song that you
played could be any single song that's out by anybody
doing that version of country music. I'm not saying that's everybody, right.
I think Chris Stapleton is amazingly talented. That song sounds
nothing like Chris Stapleton. Right, there's a reason those guys
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will continue to do well while other guys are gonna
bitch that AI is stealing their sound because there's nothing
to it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
There's no substance, it's just trash.
Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Hell, what if a human artist covers an AI generated song?
Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
How about that, Hey, here's a song every day? Yeah,
I'm sure, look at if somebody.
Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
If we're getting requests for rob hates ducks and a
festive glory hole, why couldn't someone just say, hey, i
AI write me a song and then do the exact
same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Of course they can.
Speaker 10 (01:29:50):
In a Cleveland station November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
What a side?
Speaker 10 (01:30:01):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
What's behind that panel's glow? That's the glory? What could
it be? Your move? Magic? They flipped to Christmas and
brought all the snow with them. Thanks again, guys, your move.
Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
The Allen Cock Show on one hundred.
Speaker 19 (01:30:36):
Hugely.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
A wild fire evacuates.
Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in
my career. It's the Allen Cox Show, one hundred seven WMMS.
Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
In the Cleveland station, November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Oh what a sign.
Speaker 10 (01:31:03):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
What's behind that panel's glory? That's the glory hole? What
it will be friggin diabolical.
Speaker 9 (01:31:21):
As if I recut that magic promo, I just glory
hole in it. It's like Maria Carry's first.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Of glory Hole. We all do that just for our purposes,
not just in their rotation. Oh my god. I keep
forgetting to ask Nolan too.
Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Every morning he gives me the high sign and let
me know he's out of here and I can slip in,
and I keep forgetting to ask him. Hey, is anyone
calling you for festive glory Hole?
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:31:52):
I don't imagine there's a lot of crossover between our
two shows, however, I am. It's one, but I am
so prized at like the upper demographic who will come
up to me at appearances and kind of whispered.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Hey, I really like what you do. I'm like why
are we whispering.
Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
Because I don't want to admit it, right, you know,
this lady comes up it to me at Rookie.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
She's like, old is white dog crap?
Speaker 9 (01:32:20):
I'm like, a lady, thank you so much, so nice
to talunt to you whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Right, and that's old because it's been extinct. I can't
even find white dog crap anymore. Crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:32:30):
Yeah, so you know, yeah, we're out at Rookies yesterday
and Parma Heights and so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
I love that spot anyway. Okay, yeah, there's your festive
glory hole.
Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
I got a letter from speaking of bars and their
respective juke boxes. You know those touch tunes or whatever
you never know where you care to find out them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I got a letter from Matt.
Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
He's like, hey, I'm at the Seven Hills Tavern, making
people feel weird on a Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
You've bet at the Seven Hills Tavern. No, I think
it's on Broadview Road.
Speaker 9 (01:33:01):
I think it's over there by the Oldie and the
Rotating Conveyor Belt sushi restaurant.
Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
On a Sunday night, he was playing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:09):
He found Peggy Scott Adams on the Uh, Peggy Scott
Adams on the We've played her before she has on them.
All of her songs are about like her, not all
of them, but I mean like her songs are about
you know, her husband is making out with another guy and.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Blame it on Bill or something, Blame it on bit.
We was in Bale's arms.
Speaker 9 (01:33:35):
Yeah, part time Lover, full time fool. Yeah, Bill is
the song that we would play back in the day,
and it was on the touch tunes there.
Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
That that's amazing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:44):
That's funny because a lot of times, a lot of
these you know, they don't have to load him with
seats anymore, so it's just pulling off of software. But
I can't get Bill to load just like Peggy Scott Adams.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
There we go. He was in Bill's arms, breathing hard
in French kissing. They were at a party. You were
at a party, air on noise, that candas ground. Imagine
you're at a bar just trying to get up what
I failed inside drinking this call you.
Speaker 22 (01:34:21):
It's a big hit for her, Please miss you miss
what do you have a preference on the vodka?
Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Book something a little too? Do you have a preference
on the soda?
Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
No service?
Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
You see as she goes looking for him, to I
walked outside. I couldn't believe my mask. He was in
Bill's arm, breathing hot and French kissing. Oh yeah, I
was re.
Speaker 9 (01:35:11):
You gotta keep an eye on that building. That guy is.
He's a player by the name Helen. Really dates that song,
doesn't it. And you can't rob as you know, you
cannot hate the player.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
You're gonna hate the game.
Speaker 9 (01:35:29):
It's somebody really email us complaining about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Well, especially at least if you're gonna complain, know what
you're complaining about, like you could we do. We have
probably talked about this this shipwreck more than any two
people have talked about this shipwreck in the past twenty years.
On this show. We play this song.
Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
Even before the fiftieth anniversary. Rob's a big Gordon Lightfoot fan.
Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
And we're gonna get reprimanded by some guy driving through
the area. Where where did he say he was from?
Speaker 9 (01:35:59):
We were listening on November tenth, twenty twenty five. As
soon as somebody that's how you know, somebody writes a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Of angry emails to media, they're late.
Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
This is gonna get filed with the FCC. So they
got to have the receipts to the Alan Cox Show.
One of the people on the air was making insensitive
comments about the sinking of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, very
specific here, every tea cross, every eye. Doeab what would
be insensitive comments? He goes on, where were we being
(01:36:30):
pretty rote about it? Collegway, Yes you did, there was nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
But then he says it was because he imitated the
captain knocking or imitating the captain of the Arthur m Anderson,
which led efforts to try to find survivor, which.
Speaker 11 (01:36:42):
Again, if you were listening, that is not what we said.
We were laughing about the fact that the guy was
cutting out. We had already talked about the fact that
this dude's radio transmission was the only thing that potentially
could have saved people.
Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
How they were the first ones on the scene, they
were looking for the oils. We get the whole thing, Sir.
I certainly hope in fifty is some half went rights
a radio station and complaints, Oh, come in. We drove
from western New York to Toledo's Great Lakes Museum to
commemorate fifty years since the Fits went down. Oh, he
guess it's the Fits. This guy really knows his stuff.
Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
And then there are and there are still family members
for whom it was a great loss. Now, I think
on air apology should be made. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
I apologize that you found this frequency on your drive
from Western New York to Toledo. Sir, what kind of
drive is that?
Speaker 9 (01:37:33):
Western New York to Toledo to commemorate fifty years since
the fits went down? Okay, Okay, so let's be magnanimous
about this. This is a person who is inordinately concerned
with the public perception of the Edmund Fitzgerald, right, It's
got nothing to do with us.
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
This isn't an US problem. This is a hymn problem.
Of course. Of course, it's a guy.
Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
He's probably dragging his poor lady wife to watch this thing.
And you know, still family members for whom that was
a great loss. Yes, of course, and we acknowledge that too.
Nobody even mentioned that, but I did.
Speaker 11 (01:38:09):
I did when we talked about the documentary that I watched,
Like that's how this whole thing came up about the
Arthur Anderson was how this guy was talking to people,
and there's actual audio of him giving the report on
what he saw and he saw a take on water,
and the captain said it was listing, and we went
through the whole we having to even explain myself to
this email this guy Jesus Christ and find something to do.
Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
The song again. I helped down the road or both
the author Anderson will become the namesake of an accounting
firm based in Chicago. What a how insensitive are you? Alan? Well?
Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
That is a question for the ages, because depending on
who you ask, they will give you different answers. How
insensitive is out? I guess it depends on the level
of intimacy with which one has with me. It never
gets great, uh, but it kind of begins in pretty
insensitive and it can go all the way down to uh,
(01:39:08):
there's nothing beating in that chest.
Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Again, on which you want for me? Okay, so this.
Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
Person, hey, listen, I'll say what I always say for
somebody to take the time now again, it doesn't rise
to the level. Back in the old days, boys, somebody
had to get pen to paper.
Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Yeah, it wasn't as easy as this anybody, and they
have been able to fire off email for a long time. Obviously,
back in.
Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
The day, somebody had to you respected people who put
pen to paper and wrote a letter. But even in
this case, he puld out an envelope. If this canna
stamp on it.
Speaker 11 (01:39:43):
If this dude had to pull over for thirty seconds
to write that email, that was thirty seconds of his life.
Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
He's never going to have back because.
Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
Again taking something purely out of context, having no idea
what it is we were talking about, but heard one
little thing and got a little hair across the well.
Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
I don't ever count on people to be able to
read back my context, chapter and verse. However, it is
very easy to infer that this person is again inordinately
obsessed with the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Which again, so am I.
Speaker 11 (01:40:16):
How much honestly, if you think about it, in twenty
twenty five, if someone at the beginning of the year
in January said, hey, Allen, here's a list of things. Okay,
next to these things, I want you to write a time,
an amount of time that you think you're going to
dedicate to it, and you would go politics.
Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
I don't know, let's say three hours, okay, Sports, I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (01:40:39):
Let's say we'll mention it daily for a few minutes, okay, great,
Edmund Fitzgerald, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
I haven't mentioned the Edmin Fitzgerald in ninety seconds. Yeah,
maybe we'll do thirty seconds on it on the fiftieth anniversary.
We've literally spent like the accumulative amount of time hours
talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald. And by the way, sir
George is the name of the guy.
Speaker 9 (01:40:59):
By the way, George, if it wasn't for the song,
I wouldn't give a thin wet crap about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
I just wouldn't. Now you've done it.
Speaker 9 (01:41:09):
It's a reverse it's a reverse engineering, George, right. That
is just the The facts of the boat are just
the conveyance system to play the song, and we all
care more about it most likely because of the song.
Speaker 11 (01:41:26):
People, It stays in pop culture in the top of
people's minds because of the song.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
That's that's that's just fact. People don't think everybody acknowledges
when things happen in the anniversary of things. Never forget
nine to eleven, right now, nine to eleven. No one
when they see, Hey, Paul McCartney's gonna be on, you
know in Columbus on September. No one goes anymore. These
(01:41:53):
things just over time, it just fades away.
Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
Also, there wasn't even a map massive hit song about
the Titanic. Correct, right, which was obviously regarded as like
the most devastating maritime disaster or whatever. And not, I
don't mean the Celinian song. That's a song from the movie.
(01:42:16):
It's not about the Titanic. There were all kinds of
songs about the Titanic, right. Lead Belly did a song
called the Titanic. Bob Dylan did a song about it.
Remember Falco, Yes, Darkami Saw the band from Germany had
a big hit with Dr Khamisar.
Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
They did a song about the Titanic. None of those
were hits.
Speaker 9 (01:42:36):
Or to Lightfoot has a hit song seven minutes worth
getting played on the radio about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
The ship was the pride of the Irish side coming
back from the Titanic.
Speaker 9 (01:42:51):
Way then, so AnyWho Rob listen, I think it would
be meaningful for you two acquiesced to George's request and
make an on air apology to him. I did, Oh,
well good, I apologize that he found us on his
(01:43:12):
drive from Western New York that I was referring to something.
Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Oh felt all right, you want me to go, George? Oh,
hold on some more take two. Hi, George, my name
is Rob, co host here on the Alan Cox Show.
Wanted to take a moment to thank you for spending
your time listening to the show today November tenth, twenty
(01:43:38):
twenty five approximately. Let me say, I want to make
sure you get this time right now sorright uh four
fifteen pm. You heard us deep in conversation about the
SS Edmund Fitzgerald, or the Fits as us Fitzheads like
(01:43:58):
to call it. I'm sorry, please, Ellen, sorry, it's somber moment.
It's somber. I'm sorry. I'd like you to know that
we weren't mockingly imitating the Captain of the Arthur m Anderson,
as you suggested in your email. However, we were celebrating
the man prior to communications cutting out and what it
(01:44:23):
would have sounded like had that been the case. The Fits.
Speaker 11 (01:44:28):
It's a great tragedy, and we markets fiftieth anniversary on
this November tenth, twenty twenty five, and we apologize that
we've ruined any piece of your celebrating this monumentous occasion.
Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
Thank you, love it heartfelt, George.
Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
I hope you take it in the spirit which it
was given and just from for me to add on
a PostScript, I hope you drive into an embankment on
the way back to Western New York. That's what I
wish for you. All right, you dummy, all right? But
Rob did what he did, what he needed to do.
Speaker 19 (01:45:05):
Hey, Allen, Rob listening to the show for mother Day,
you had mentioned that it's coming up on one year
since Rob joined the show, and I decided to go
back and re listen to it from November eleventh, twenty
twenty four. And guess what one of the stories was,
(01:45:26):
forty lab monkeys in North Carolina escape. How creepy is
that conspiracy? I think that I love you about you?
Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
That was the first show. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 9 (01:45:38):
First show tomorrow is the one year anniversary of Rob
being on this program. I knew that November the eleventh,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 11 (01:45:45):
I knew that was early into us doing the show together,
but I didn't think first day's day.
Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
Well, listen, it just goes to show you this country
loves escaped monkeys.
Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
They love it.
Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
They're putting no plans in place to mitigate these crashes
with escaped monkeys.
Speaker 11 (01:46:05):
Last week you talked about making the best of CDs
that you used to make when you were in Pittsburgh.
If you gave me one thing that we've done on
this show that I would listen to over and over
again and still laugh at that, I think is one
of the funniest things.
Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
That stupid monkey bit.
Speaker 11 (01:46:23):
Is one of the funniest things I've ever been a
part of on the radio. And that was the first show.
So I guess we peaked instantly. I guess, so like
there's no way, You're like, that's it, it's over. We're
just gonna like now we're chasing that monkey bit.
Speaker 9 (01:46:35):
Well, at least out of the gate we had, we
get pressure was off. We we had nothing more to
aspire to. True, we hit a minute one. We caught
lightning in a bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
What was it called? Monkey it was it was the
organ grinder, Oh, organ grinder, because I didn't know what
that was called.
Speaker 11 (01:46:52):
And I'm like, why don't they just try to catch
him with that colimite grind here? Like the organ grinder?
And then you found the old Man in the Park
clip on YouTube where he talks about.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Kinds of companies.
Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
The Pope was tweeting things and they were you had
it tough money I'd like to know how the organ
grinder business fell out of favor, because it's not like
there's zero skill.
Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
But sometimes sometimes this guy yep, and mister Russel tugs
gently to Levine.
Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Gns tugs gently to remind him a typically, can you
watch the monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
It's fun for Michel and for mister Russo too, but
it's also worked well. You see, Michel helps mister Russell
earn money this way. Michel does tricks too.
Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Yeah, he's just walking around getting money pennies from kids.
Speaker 11 (01:47:52):
And it was day one and then you you said,
because the first thing they said was U, you know
the monkey here and mister Russel grinds his organs, and
then you jumped in on that voice with that music
and you kept doing.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
That's like that was as hard.
Speaker 11 (01:48:10):
I mean, listen, I've laughed a million times on this
show since, but prior to that, I don't remember the
last time I've laughed that hard in my life. Like
I was ready to puke at one point in that thing.
You just hear me off, Mike. I'm like, I got
an early anniversary present for you. Okay, So Brian, yes,
now you're gonna know the song immediately. But Again, there
(01:48:31):
are different silos of Brian. There's a song where you go,
I don't know that song because he's massacring it. Other
songs you go, I know it immediately and he's still
massacring it, but it's still fun.
Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
That's one of these.
Speaker 23 (01:48:43):
Shake Jove, I just can't shake him, Shake Jo, I
just can't shake.
Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Song? I do? Who was it?
Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
H Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Female artist?
Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Her name?
Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Do you remember the female artist? Is it Debbie not
Debbie Gibson? Is it? No? But something like that, isn't it?
I can't Gibson Gibson?
Speaker 9 (01:49:07):
Okay, I don't know if that was on Electric Youth right.
She had a couple of hits there in the eighties.
Debbie Gibson had a big song called shake Your Love
just can't shake Yeah, And Brian has made it his own.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Yeah. She's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Is she?
Speaker 9 (01:49:22):
Would she have gotten in before? Cindy Lauper? You can
make a case for that.
Speaker 23 (01:49:27):
Shake Jo, I just can't shake him, Shake Joe Love,
I just can't shake.
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:49:38):
Yeah, it's rare that he'll come to us with well
more modern pop. You know, it's forty years old, but
I know eighties sin the sonic drums in there, all right,
thank you, Brian. Yeah, Tomorrow will be the one year
anniversary of Rob here on the show. Also the two
year anniversary of my vasectomy or is it three year
(01:50:01):
annivers I think it's my sect to me.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Tomorrow it's Veterans Day.
Speaker 9 (01:50:04):
Of course, it'll be the three year anniversary of my vasectomy.
That's right, So golly, multiple reasons to celebrate tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Why do I know that?
Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Why did I know that? I probably mentioned it ad nauseum? No,
I know? Two definitely. Three? Well, because now you've made
the connection, right that. Meanwhile you lost the connection? Yeah, sure,
did the Allen Cox.
Speaker 8 (01:50:30):
Show on one hundred Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
It's called the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 15 (01:50:44):
I'm sure it'll work for people in vacation when they
don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it
working on a day to day basis.
Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Here two six five seven eight one double oh seven
or three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:51:17):
A lady in Buffalo got attacked by somebody's pig. I'm
wondering if Lindy Korn had anything to do with it.
I know she's a workplace harassment attorney. We've certainly given
our share of conversation to one Lindina Korn.
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
I don't know what her full name is.
Speaker 9 (01:51:38):
Maybe George is mad, you know, George who wrote us
just livid that we weren't paying the utmost respect and
prostrating ourselves to the memory of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
On this the fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
He was pointing out to us in his angry missive
that he was making the trip from West New York
to Toledo for some maritime museum and it was in
a western New York neighborhood that an escaped pig went
on a rampage route and they said that it turned
(01:52:13):
out to be a pet that belonged to a Buffalo
Police Department officer. So I don't know if this was
his emotional support pig. I don't know, but local news
covering a loose pig, and again I don't get the
impression that these things can move that quickly because they're large.
(01:52:37):
But the Hamlin Park District, that's one of the historic
districts there in the great city of Buffalo, New York.
The neighborhood erupted into chaos as the large pig was
running rampant through the area. You know, it's not every
day you're going to get a large swine run up
(01:53:00):
and down your street. But it was chasing the locals,
according to the local news there.
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Well, hold on, why don't I hear this? Why don't
I hear this? Rob, I want to hear what's going on?
Speaker 24 (01:53:18):
That's Breakfast the pig running wild on Buffalo's east side, not.
Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
The all right now, Breakfast.
Speaker 9 (01:53:25):
I did not know that the you know, I wanted
to learn this along with everyone else. I did not
know that the pig's name was Breakfast, and that's a
great name for a pig.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
The guy knows what it's going to be.
Speaker 9 (01:53:36):
You know, if you ever grew up in a farm,
your family will tell you don't get attached to the stock.
You know, when my older daughter did four H they
weren't living out in the middle of nowhere. But you know,
Battle Creek, Michigan, isn't a thriving metropolitan area, and so
it's you know, she was in four H for many
years and she had friends that were living on legit farms,
(01:53:58):
and they were like, you can't get attached, which is
a perfectly normal thing to do, especially for a kid
get attached to any animal. You know, if you're living
on the farm, how is a dog and a pig
any different than a dog in another house, or a
horse and a pig.
Speaker 24 (01:54:13):
Rather, Bill's fans saying, go bills or a pet pig,
that's breakfast. The pig running wild on Buffalo's East Side
not the first time animals have gotten loose in Buffalo either.
Last October, neighbors came together for the Chickens or Out
(01:54:33):
the Coop think tank, calling for the City of Buffalo
to enforce the Chicken Orgnance more strictly voice and concern
over the smell and public health hazards of chickens roaming
their neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
You know, people are they're tired of it.
Speaker 10 (01:54:48):
They don't want to see a wild animal on their
front lawn, you know, whatever they're doing out of their.
Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Space because there's an ordnance in place.
Speaker 23 (01:54:56):
There was a blatant disrespect for the neighbors and also
a blatant disrespect for the orton as that's on the books.
Speaker 9 (01:55:02):
Yeah, your street's going to be covered in like chicken
and pig crab right, m Rob.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
The city is called Buffalo.
Speaker 9 (01:55:13):
And the large pig was running rampant terrorizing. According to
this clickbait article, I read Rob terrorizing the people in
this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
You remember the story on Chris P. Bacon? Do you
remember that many many years ago?
Speaker 9 (01:55:31):
An anchor couldn't keep it together because he was doing
a story on a pig that was visiting children and
the pig's name was Chris P.
Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
Bacon. I think it went viral back in the day
for obvious reasons. Firing others one pop, one pot bellyp
has certainly entered his share of problems. Chris P. Bacon
was born without the uses.
Speaker 5 (01:56:03):
You have to read this story just.
Speaker 9 (01:56:14):
A peg walking around on wheels instead of hind legs.
This dude can't keep it. I'll tell you what. That's
where you get your weekend news anchors, Rob. There's nobody
really watched. And that was in Brighton, Massachusetts. Where's Brighton
suburb of Boston and Chris P. Bacon up there and Brighton, boy.
Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Dude, I just I don't I don't know. What's that funny?
You know what I mean? Like it's it's funny, and
it's always funny when somebody cuts up and can't stop laughing.
But like you know, think Chris P. Bacon is hilarious,
but like, you don't preread like these dudes don't look
at that now rips Well.
Speaker 9 (01:56:51):
I always wonder that because maybe as they're reading it,
they're reading it, maybe they're like, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
They don't think it's going to hit them.
Speaker 11 (01:56:59):
I mean, they death definitely see their scripts ahead of time,
so like, I mean, I don't know you would think
by the time, like you got to air, you got
the little that's.
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Kind of funny out of your system. This guy is
about the p himself Ethan out there in Buffalo.
Speaker 9 (01:57:17):
Please don't lump this d bag from here with us,
I think referring to that guy who wrote us at angle,
George George very upset. Well, again, I don't know anything
about him. This is my one and only interaction with
this guy, hopefull. I was gonna say, young man, I
have to assume the guy's probably ninety five years old.
(01:57:39):
But point being, it's something that he takes seriously and
it's something that we don't take seriously. So I'm not
saying he's wrong, just saying that you do. Context does matter, correct,
I mean, and now we've over explained ourselves, which is
the worst possible thing we can do because it's utterly irrelevant.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
George, you do take it serious enough, and we were
talking about a big story.
Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
It's something that we talk about often, so it's okay.
Speaker 9 (01:58:08):
Alan, there is a two minute song about the SS
Minnow I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Allan.
Speaker 9 (01:58:16):
I'm sad that Gordon Lightfoot is mostly known for the
reck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
He has so many great songs that were better listen.
Speaker 9 (01:58:24):
I like Sundowns. Sundowns, that's his boss. Sundown I think
is the bop. That is the bop, without question, probably
his best song. But you can't beat Edmindvizgerald if you
could read my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
Great song not as good as this.
Speaker 9 (01:58:39):
Care Free Highway rainy Day people song for a winter's night.
You know that's about big sexy.
Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Bass in the back of boom doom doom doom.
Speaker 10 (01:58:49):
Doom, doom doom.
Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
I can see you.
Speaker 9 (01:58:56):
Where you do or you do what you don't confess?
Speaker 10 (01:59:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
What he's talking about, Gordon is saying he fs he does. Man.
Speaker 11 (01:59:08):
I was listening to the Alan Cox Show on eleven
five and you referenced the late Gordon Lightfoot sing Yes,
he would like to issue a formal complaint.
Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Yes, the Queen Street.
Speaker 9 (01:59:25):
This is the b side a festive gloryhole. I believe
George's trying to look it up.
Speaker 19 (01:59:29):
Buddy.
Speaker 9 (01:59:32):
She looks like a queen in a sailor's dream. A boy,
you have to put your finite point on that day.
Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Yeah, am such a good saw. I can't believe he
didn't watch this documentary.
Speaker 9 (01:59:45):
All right, I'll watch it after a year. Now, can
you treat me like George? You're hectoring me all of
a sudden. It's called if you could read my mind?
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Right? It is? Well, can you read my mind right? Sure?
Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Can? Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (02:00:02):
And if I could have, I should have before I said,
well watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
Today's the day to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
I was supposed to get beer. Huh that George got
me so mixed up. I was supposed to go get
beer for the Uh see if George can read?
Speaker 19 (02:00:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
George, can you read my mind right now?
Speaker 4 (02:00:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Pressing hard enough on the temples? Hold on? Yeah, there
you go, press yourself into dice. Yes, Alan, is your
vasectomy still holding up? No swimmer? Yeah, of course holding up?
What does that mean? I mean?
Speaker 9 (02:00:40):
I know doctor Bergland has been in here before when
we've done, isn't red And he's talked about some guys
where they're like, vasectomy didn't take or yeah, I gave
myself plenty of time. I did everything by the book
to make sure that I didn't have any swimmers whatsoever.
Because you'd always hear these stories of these guys calling
in and than them going, oh, I'm a moron, and
(02:01:02):
I didn't wait the length of time I was supposed
to wait post op in their brain they go, oh,
the second to me didn't work, And he's like, no,
that's why you get to wait, like six weeks bro
till six longest weeks of your life.
Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
I waited.
Speaker 11 (02:01:14):
I did all that, but I never went back with
this this sample.
Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
I did, I wouldn't. I wanted it.
Speaker 9 (02:01:19):
I wanted there to be no question whatsoever that my
gou was utterly inert.
Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
If it was there was nothing moving around in there,
if it was an in office wank, I would have
done it. I could not. I could not travel with
a cup of my own stuff. No, I did it
in office. Oh we didn't.
Speaker 11 (02:01:37):
I had to bring a cup home and they were like,
just fill this and drop it off and we'll test it.
Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Well, they gave us the option. Yeah, I didn't have
that option.
Speaker 9 (02:01:43):
And all they said was, FYI, if you do bring
it with you, you have a very narrow window. And
so I was like, I I'd rather do it on
site then, because they have the rooms for you where
I went right.
Speaker 11 (02:01:55):
I didn't want to bring the sandwich bag of Oh
he bought a bag, lunch bag, brown paper bag with
the sample in it. I was like, if I could
do it there, I would have done that, but no,
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
I was like, I wanted to walk across the hall
and hand her a warm plastic cup.
Speaker 11 (02:02:17):
It was it's just there's too much in here, miss,
I can't put the top on too much volume.
Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Hey, you guys got a loaf of bread? This got
a sponge? Yeah, something something handy here? Sorry, I need
another cup.
Speaker 9 (02:02:32):
And they still offer They've still got at least this place, said,
I have to think that a lot of places do.
It's like people don't have their phones in twenty twenty
five anymore, because they still give you the option.
Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
I know a lot of people are rocking flip phones.
I get it. Look at the magazines. Well, they ask
if you need any assistance and I'm like, probably not
in the way in which you mean it. But they
still have.
Speaker 9 (02:02:54):
At least place I went to, they still had like
the TV with a VCR in it. Okay, yep, do
you need any what do they call it? Do you
need any visual aid now, like a kouterments or something
like that? Like, nope, I'll be just fine, thanks, he said.
Assistance that could be taking in mind, like a steel trap. Well,
that's give me a hand with a squisher, nothing like that.
(02:03:15):
These are professional people. Well, it's still lending a hand professionally.
We saw it was that road trip with Stiffler when
he got the finger in the bum and didn't see it.
I can't remember, Alan, did you know that sundown is
about the woman who was with Belushi the night he died?
Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
Is that true? I'm not going to answer that. What's
her name?
Speaker 11 (02:03:36):
You might know about that if you were to watch
to Go, You know, I don't know. Maybe it is,
maybe it isn't?
Speaker 2 (02:03:43):
All right? Alan? Is David le Roth commemorating this?
Speaker 11 (02:03:54):
Do you think you could possibly do your impression of
what the horn on the Edmond Fitzgerald sounded like, whoa
very good well.
Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Steve Whistle, I suppose you wouldn't be the horn. What
would you call that? I imagine the fog horn, the
fog horn.
Speaker 9 (02:04:09):
Could you imagine if this was the horn on the
Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
I don't know why they didn't see us.
Speaker 11 (02:04:15):
We were out there and okay, hold on, wait a minute,
hold on, hold on, George. We're not making fun of
the horn on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (02:04:22):
I am very specifically making fun what we're saying, ed Fitzgerald.
Speaker 11 (02:04:27):
The sound that we had from the David Lee Roth
clips that we have of him blowing a whistle is
of that sound. So we weren't suggesting the actual horn
that disappeared fifty years ago today sounded like that.
Speaker 9 (02:04:40):
But for for ships of that size, that is a
great choice for the horn. You know, you figure you've
got to figure out, Hey, what do you want something
that's going to carry?
Speaker 16 (02:04:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Yes, you don't want.
Speaker 9 (02:04:52):
You know, you can't have that on a giant ship
and no freighter. No one's gonna hear you coming.
Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Or the Nope, Nope, not what you need.
Speaker 9 (02:05:01):
Oisberg rights ahead, all the list.
Speaker 11 (02:05:10):
Be pretty rade. That's the Disney Cruise Line horn. Yeah,
the my mom where she lives in in in Coco Beach.
You can see all the cruise ships coming and going,
so when they go out, they always hit the horns.
And the Disney ones actually do have like it'll it'll
(02:05:32):
play it's a small world, but it's it's sounding like
a foghorn, I see, so it'll do like you know,
all that.
Speaker 2 (02:05:38):
Kind of fancy nonsense for the shows. Sure, so it
sounds like that, but it's.
Speaker 9 (02:05:48):
Yeah, I do like type to text or talk to
text rather. Somebody said something about the wreck of the
Eminem Fitzgerald. You gotta lose yourself in the moment. Oh so, Alan,
you reseected me is like the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Noll Swimmer survive. They typed too soon, George. Listen, George.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
I'm merely relaying what these utter bastards are sending me
utter trolls, and I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 9 (02:06:18):
I heard from one of our beera chiefs in Fargo,
North Dakota. I've never been, but I know that we
have a handful of people who live there. One of
them sent me a piece of video getting covered on
the local news there.
Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
About a hotel worker.
Speaker 9 (02:06:34):
You know, you just had your own hotel situation there
in suburban Richmond over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
It was not.
Speaker 9 (02:06:41):
Ideal the reservation that was made for you, not even close.
And you find yourself kind of in a situation where
you fully expected to maybe be a ducking gunfire perhaps
throughout the course of the weekend, perhaps and here in Fargo,
or they're in Fargo. Rather they've got the local public
(02:07:02):
health officials involved because somebody I got footage of a
hotel worker washing sheets in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
Gross. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (02:07:17):
Don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
If it was a west Best.
Speaker 25 (02:07:21):
Screen, you might have already seen this video online. You
were watching a Fargo hotel worker soak bedsheets and a
guess hot tub. The whole thing was caught on video
at Expressways Sweets tonight.
Speaker 9 (02:07:34):
We are express rob No, he's got the full laundry card.
By the way, in the pool hot tub area, just
tossing sheets into the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
Maybe this is some cost cutting measure that we're not
aware of.
Speaker 25 (02:07:48):
Hearing from guests who are raising cleanliness concerns over this
video Valley News.
Speaker 9 (02:07:54):
By the way, people in the pool while this is
being filmed, especially trying to hide it. Is that doing
anything under cover of darkness He's like, how we do it?
Then I throw in some ball acts, I turned on
the bubbles.
Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
We ran out of it. What do you want me?
We ran out of bleach and I just shocked this
hot tub. Am I gonna waste it?
Speaker 25 (02:08:11):
Seems Anna Ballwebber looked into it and brings us more,
leaving a Grand Forks family with several questions. They took
a trip to Express Waste Sweets and Fargo and saw
bed sheets being thrown into the guest hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:08:26):
At first, I thought maybe he was down, the dream
was broke.
Speaker 15 (02:08:29):
They couldn't get it, you know, they were trying to
soak up the water.
Speaker 2 (02:08:32):
But then he's still adding more in there. I'm just like,
what is going on?
Speaker 25 (02:08:37):
They said they watched an employee dump sheets in and
mix it around with a broom.
Speaker 9 (02:08:43):
Makes it around with a broom like a giant you know,
stew like a sheet, like a stew of sheets.
Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
I mean, listen, most smaller rob you might know this.
Most smaller hotels. They have about three people on duty.
Now any give it time? Yes? Right.
Speaker 9 (02:09:01):
Post COVID, they were like, we're fire in everybody because
for COVID, like practically nobody was traveling and these smaller
regional hotel chains or whatever. You can't find anyone. You'll
stand at that front desk for fifteen minutes before anybody
shows up.
Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
Yep. And then they're also doubling as housekeeping. So this
guy's like, yeah, I gotta put the bed sheets in
the in the hot tub. What do you want from me?
Speaker 19 (02:09:27):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
You know, it probably just walked into such a bad situation,
like he's never seen that amount of seamen or something
happen where he's just like, I don't know what to do.
Our washers cannot accommodate this amount of steak. I'm just
gonna wash it in the largest possible bleached area that
I can think of, gummed up all the pipes. He's
(02:09:47):
just like, I gotta do something. Am I gonna do? Hey?
Hot tubs closed for a minute, you know what I mean? Like,
how did I How the hell am I gonna wash
these sheets?
Speaker 9 (02:09:56):
And by the way, if you're staying at one of
those hotels, obviously the is an expectation. There's a minimal
expectation of cleanliness, but you're playing with fire. Yeah, people
in the pool. Hot tubs of course heavily chlorinated, but
that's because of the awful things people do in hot tubs.
Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
You know.
Speaker 9 (02:10:19):
I mean when you sit in a hotel hot tub
talking to like your mid level small regional chain. Maybe
if you have the audacity you're a thrill seeker and
you sit in that hot tub, it's like your skin
is coming off your body. There's so much what a
(02:10:39):
diplomatic way to put it, You are inviting an issue? Yes, hey,
would you like to go into the hot tub downstairs
and invite some issues with me?
Speaker 2 (02:10:47):
I sure would like to.
Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
But you don't.
Speaker 23 (02:10:56):
Sell.
Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Maybe that's all.
Speaker 9 (02:10:59):
That guy was trying to do. Hey, these it's cleaning.
There's metal conditions trying to be clean. I just like
in the foreground there's people in the pool.
Speaker 11 (02:11:08):
Parma man hits us with a good comment and the
chat had like to acknowledge ye hot tub grime machine.
Speaker 2 (02:11:16):
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Speaker 13 (02:11:22):
You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing,
then he does another thing, then a third thing happens,
and it's a bummer because you kind just want him
to keep doing that middle thing.
Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
He's all very frustrating.
Speaker 26 (02:11:39):
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Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
More money for you.
Speaker 9 (02:11:55):
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trips to La for if you want to get two
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They're at the Kia Forum in La in January. So
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keyword of the day, Calves coming off. They're on a
big streak here. One twenty two was the final on
Saturday night against the Bulls.
Speaker 2 (02:12:49):
Murdered the Wizards the.
Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
Night before, beat the Sixers, beat the Hawks. They're gonna
play the Heat in Miami back to back games tonight
and Wednesday. Those are seven thirty tips, So seven o'clock
pregame here on MMS. They'll come back home to play
the Raptors and the Grizzlies and the Bucks and the Rockets.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Oh, they're home for them. Minute.
Speaker 11 (02:13:13):
I should have Melissa start walking to Miami now, she
can probably catch the calves. Oh yeah, yeah, they just
stuck where she's in Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, they just heard
her flight was supposed to leave in like forty five minutes.
They just canceled or delayed it until nine to forty five.
I'm like, you're done. There's they aren't getting you out tonight.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Is it nasty out there. I haven't left the studio once.
I mean it's not a show.
Speaker 11 (02:13:36):
I don't think this is weather related. My gut says no.
I mean in general out there. Oh I looked out
it was snowing, but I don't know.
Speaker 9 (02:13:44):
I kind of have bent one ear on the traffic
reports here and they don't sound awesome. But yeah, okay,
so she's I mean, I guess if you got to
be stuck somewhere, I guess or Waterdale.
Speaker 2 (02:13:55):
Forty minutes from her mom.
Speaker 11 (02:13:56):
So now she's getting the I mean, wait till they
cancel it right and jump in an uber and just
go back and hope can book you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:14:02):
Yeah, or go rent the car and start driving. Yeah,
anybody trying to get out of town.
Speaker 9 (02:14:07):
Boy, that's between the cancelations and the weather up here.
Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
And that's the idea. I was late getting back. Sorry
about that. Yeah, that's she called me, and I'm like, well,
She's like, what do I do.
Speaker 11 (02:14:17):
I'm like nothing. See if you can get on a
planet nine thirty, what do I do? See if you
can get on a plane at nine thirty. If not,
you're spending another night in Florida. Yeah, or more, darn
or more. Yeah, it's gonna be solo, rob. Yeah about that,
that's what I need. Oh yeah, no, good No.
Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
I I don't I don't like I don't like the
responsibilities I have. I don't want to take on anybody
else's responsibilities. Dogs I'll do that. Oh yeah, I'm like,
you know, I just going on. I got enough going on. Wow,
all right, I traveled, I'm home. I understand. Yeah, you
(02:14:58):
want to have I got it. Comballs wants to know, Alanie.
Speaker 9 (02:15:02):
You sure that that guy is washing sheets in the
hotel hotub he might be drowning ghosts. Oh boy, I
hadn't thought about that same. Maybe that guy was laundering
his clan robes. I mean it was a black guy,
so that would be a full on flex boy if
that guy was laundering his Ku Klux Klan.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Robes, Slaton bigsby.
Speaker 9 (02:15:22):
Yeah, Alan, just picture somebody was in the hot tub
while he was doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:15:31):
Are you cool if I just put all these sheets
in there?
Speaker 9 (02:15:37):
So yeah, No, I was keeping one ear on the
traffic reports, and I keep waiting for what we're all
hoping and sloppy. I'm hoping for Jacket to whip out
wet and sloppy, but I haven't heard it. So I
wonder if she's like sweating back there trying to come
up with other adjectives.
Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
Slimy and sloppy. M h, slimy, slippery, Yeah, gotta have
it moist that dude.
Speaker 9 (02:16:06):
Yeah, Ellen, any opportunity I get to have a wank
in a strange place, I'm taking it, like the backseat
of a Volkswagen.
Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
M I just heard a lot.
Speaker 11 (02:16:19):
Of weird noises in the men's room, by the way, Oh,
which made me kind of question. No, made me quite Oh,
I don't know, actually, I was peeing and someone in
the first stall behind me had their feet not visible.
Speaker 2 (02:16:32):
But we're in there and all you heard was like.
Speaker 9 (02:16:35):
Like, oh no, you know some people in there get
changed though. People who work at the restaurant, they.
Speaker 2 (02:16:43):
Want to be feet. Yeah, why wouldn't you see feet?
They're standing.
Speaker 11 (02:16:47):
I don't know if they or they or like maybe
they're sitting with their feet up.
Speaker 2 (02:16:50):
Maybe they're like a gargoyle wank. Maybe when you bringing knees.
Speaker 11 (02:16:53):
Up, Yeah, like an iPad kid, Like they crouch at
the knees and just let your ass sort of droop
down to the ground. That's the sort of he's looking for. Maybe,
but there was definitely something going on. I'm gonna ask
that dude, Brian, our news guy.
Speaker 9 (02:17:06):
We got to get one of those things that the
border patrol uses, like the selfie stick with a mirror
on the end, you know where they're checking the.
Speaker 2 (02:17:14):
Cars coming in.
Speaker 11 (02:17:15):
I just want a squirt gun you do in there,
cranking one, just to go in there and feel for
just like.
Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Stop it, get out a way, put it down, like
when two dogs are humping. Right.
Speaker 9 (02:17:24):
Yeah, but he's not he's mining his own business. I mean,
he's not harming anyone, Well, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:29):
It work.
Speaker 11 (02:17:30):
I think that dude Brian went in for a two
after I walked out, So I'm gonna go ask him
if he heard that dude wanking, because there was definitely
something going on.
Speaker 2 (02:17:37):
Wait, the squirre gun, you'd have to arc the stream
over the door squish like gangster styles. Reach over.
Speaker 9 (02:17:44):
Oh, I see, leave the gun. Take the canoli, black
black blap. Maybe your wife will get some money from
the airline. Yeah, my wife doesn't fly airlines that give
people money. You know what I'm saying is like legally, now,
don't they like if you get Years ago, when we
were going We're taking our daughter to the Nickelodeon resort
(02:18:06):
in Cancun, and they canceled our flight the last minute.
We were flying out of Detroit to Cancun and literally
we were ready to board and one of the pilots
walks up and he doesn't even know that the flight.
We had to tell the pilot that the flight got
canceled because they didn't have enough crew, so we had
(02:18:29):
to go. The airline had to like put us up
in this hotel. Yeah, all those things like just buy
the airport and you're like, oh god, the hotel pool
was like, you know, forty five degrees and awful.
Speaker 11 (02:18:38):
All those things you said is like nothing about what
my wife and how she travels. Like, first off, we've
already discussed the West Western booking, right, so that's already
a good place to start for the type of booking
my wife did for herself taking this trip. You were
talking about going to Cancun and all of these beautiful
she went to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 9 (02:18:59):
You know, you're not gonna drop coin on a round
trip to Fort LA discount airline, which, again, sometimes you
get what you pay for, understood, you know, But I
have not ever.
Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
Had good luck on this particular airline.
Speaker 9 (02:19:12):
But like, legally, if you're laid over for a certain
amount of time, don't you have to I mean, obviously
they're gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
It's difficult for you to make good on that.
Speaker 11 (02:19:20):
We had it happen on what I will say as
an airline I will never fly again. It's one of
the discount ones. Yeah, rhyme schmund here that's what she's
on today. No, this this this rhymes with some allegiant.
Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
Yeah, and never flown it these Oh my god, it
was a we got a great deal to fly the
four of us out of Akron to my mom's and
they it was the worst experience I've ever had in
my life with an airline. And the answer was we're
happy to provide you with free soft drinks, to which
(02:19:59):
I said, you can politely go if your mother, why
I am going to go purchase a ticket on another
airline and will never ever, ever, ever ever look in
the rearview mirror on this airline again.
Speaker 9 (02:20:12):
I think somebody out at Hopkins canceled, like the one
route to San Juan that they had too. They like
people would go back and forth to Puerto Rico they
have family or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:20:22):
That's like gone. This airport sucks for to like direct flights. You're,
like you mentioned earlier, you're better off to go to Detroit.
It's to go to Columbus a flight.
Speaker 9 (02:20:31):
I mean sometimes you gotta fly out out of Akron Canton.
Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
Yeah, well that's what and I've done that.
Speaker 11 (02:20:36):
I fly out of there often because they have I
fly on Breeze every once in a while, so that's
the discount airline I will fly and they go right
into Orlando. It's a cheap flight and it's it's a
simple on off, you know what I mean, Like, there's
nothing to it. I've never had an issue with that airline.
(02:20:57):
And it's the dude that started Jet Blue. It's his
new airline. So I'm like, all right, yeah, fine, it's cheap,
it's easy. That's I'm fine with. But once you start
like dicking with okay, it's gonna cost you fifteen dollars
to do this, and if you want to do that,
it costs you know, oh you.
Speaker 2 (02:21:14):
Have shoelaces, there's a five dollars up charge, you know.
I'm like, okay, we don't want anyone to hang them sounds.
Speaker 11 (02:21:18):
We're we're done here, this is this is enough, and
they yeah, they offered us soft drinks. And I said
to my Melissa's like, are we going to try to
get our money back? I'm like, let them keep it
just I'm done to never ever have to talk to
anybody in that organization ever again.
Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
Oh too soon.
Speaker 9 (02:21:32):
I don't know that I've had a situation like that.
I've been very, very lucky over the years with my
air travel for.
Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
The most part, I have too. That was the worst
one I've ever dealt with. Crazy Well, she's stuck in Florida.
Rob stuck in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 5 (02:21:51):
Why Florida, Los.
Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
Yeah, it's not snowing. Yeah, that's what she said. She's like,
at least it's not snowing here, Like, shut up, stop
sending pictures. Now, I should be happy for her, right,
why should everybody be up here dealing with the snow?
Should be happy for her? What? Well, I'm Rob. Have
we met?
Speaker 16 (02:22:14):
No?
Speaker 9 (02:22:14):
I was talking to her on Thursday night because she
she was at the Thirsty Cowboy with us, and she
couldn't have been nicer. She was so excited for the trip.
She's a wonderful I said, is Rob happy for you?
And she just looked at me. Yeah, and then she
gave me a nut tap. Wow, this is spreading like
wildfire gave you the sack tape.
Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
Yeah, she's She's the antithesis of me. She's the nicest,
most genuine person there is.
Speaker 9 (02:22:41):
Well, they do say opposites attract, Yeah, but that's the
attraction part. The tough part is the opposite staying together.
Of course, opposites attract. Yeah, it's magnets, right, even I
see pos at.
Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
Water fire air and turned how they work.
Speaker 27 (02:23:02):
One day's midnight, the sun was so bright. The moon
had no light, but I could see this big old
Sasquad said he was top nuts playing hopscotch way.
Speaker 16 (02:23:21):
Up on a tree.
Speaker 9 (02:23:22):
You've probably never heard of stomping Tom Connors, have you,
Rob No, He was the most successful Canadian country artist
of all time.
Speaker 2 (02:23:30):
We're talking about Gordon Lightfoot. He was Canadian. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:23:33):
Stompin' Tom Connors did the Sasquatch song, and his songs
all focused exclusively on Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
They were all about Canada.
Speaker 9 (02:23:43):
But he was the biggest country music star in Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:23:48):
He did hockey songs.
Speaker 9 (02:23:49):
He was nationally revered, and I thought of him when
I was reading the story that one of our bureau
cheeses out in Pennsylvania sent me. This is out like
State College, like near penn State, Central Pa, Center County researchers.
Speaker 2 (02:24:05):
I'm just going to put that in air.
Speaker 9 (02:24:06):
Quotes say that they have quote very credible Bigfoot evidence.
Rob Okay, they're in central Pennsylvania who say that they
saw Bigfoot crossing Interstate eighty pediturnpipe.
Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
Right there, as plain as day.
Speaker 9 (02:24:27):
A retired civil engineer and Air Force veteran says that
he saw Bigfoot around five thirty in the afternoon a
couple of weeks ago, and he's sure that what he
saw was the Bigfoot the Sasquatch. Again, this is all
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fun and games, and people can waste their time however
they want. I just don't know why anybody thinks that,
in twenty twenty five, when there are billions of cameras
on the planet, that any cryptid or animal could escape
anywhere undiscovered. You know, we had our friend James Runner
in here for Halloween and he tells these kind of
(02:25:12):
urban legends and stories like that, and they're fun. That's
the point of them. They're fun. It's when people go,
oh no, that's a real thing. That's when we part company.
They're fun, right, That are called urban legends. This guy though,
I don't know. Maybe this guy's running some organization and
they weren't. They haven't been giving him much attention lately.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (02:25:32):
But he says he has credible evidence. Again, it's it's
never other than verbally. It's never provided for anyone. This
is my point, right, nothing on video. We all have
cameras and video in our pockets at all times. People
just well, they just can't seem to get Bigfoot on video.
(02:25:54):
So listen, if you are one of our bureau chiefs
out state College Way, be on the lookout for the sasquatch, because,
as this guy describes it, he's like there was human.
Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
It was his was not a bear. I know what
I saw. He said.
Speaker 9 (02:26:16):
I'm an avid hunter with fifty plus years in the woods.
That just means you get drunk a lot m sucking
off that ethanol pump. So anyway, a FYI, but I
was thinking of stomping Tom Connors, one of Gordon Lightfoot's countrymen.
Speaker 2 (02:26:35):
All of it.
Speaker 9 (02:26:36):
Again, it might seem silly to refer to somebody as
the biggest country star that Canada has ever produced, but
you gotta remember most of that country's rural. You know,
everybody focuses on the cities. Most of that country is
guys like Stompin' Tom Connors, a member of the Canadian
Songwriters Hall of Fame RUP and you know that ain't
easy to get into.
Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
I feel like there has to be other people that
are country stars from Canada, right I'm sure there are
like that, but that you know the name of that
would seem to be a bigger celebrity, right.
Speaker 9 (02:27:11):
Well, I mean there are people. They might mean that
like he stayed there. You know, Shania Twain is Canadian.
Speaker 11 (02:27:20):
Okay, maybe that's yeah, So maybe there's other reasons for
saying that about him.
Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
That, Yeah, that's what they refer to him as. They're
like the biggest country star that Canada's ever Maybe mean,
maybe they mean the biggest guy who.
Speaker 9 (02:27:33):
Stayed put Anne Murray's from there. Yeah, there's Snowbird, right, Snowbird. Wow,
my mom had Anne Murray albums. So yeah, again, you
can kind of play fast and loose with the country
music tag. I know Katie Lang is Canadian, but I
don't know if people consider her a country art I
thought she was a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (02:27:56):
Rob. Seeing me after this, Katie Lang is a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (02:28:00):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
Now, I gotta go home and take all those posters
off him.
Speaker 11 (02:28:04):
Long pleesus Christ, all those glamorous shots a case.
Speaker 9 (02:28:08):
Yeah, when I had to go back and submit my
after my pasectomy, I had to go back and submit
my sample, They're like, you need help, I go nope.
Speaker 2 (02:28:15):
I unrolled the Katie Lang poster from my pocket at
the time.
Speaker 9 (02:28:21):
Wow, and it's only Monday and I've just had my
brain fried.
Speaker 2 (02:28:26):
All right.
Speaker 9 (02:28:29):
I don't care for that. I don't care for that
at all. Wow, Neil Young. I mean, he's not a
country artist vibe to him, right. You could make the
case that Gordon Lightfoot's got kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:28:41):
That twang to him.
Speaker 9 (02:28:44):
So yes, obviously there are a lot of people adjacent
to that genre. You know, I'm a huge Bruce Coburn fan.
I don't think a lot of people down here are
hip to Bruce Coburn, but he is considered like one
of the biggest singer songwriters that Canada has were produced.
And he was always very kind of hyper focused on
like his songs were like environmental issues and human rights,
(02:29:06):
but he always made them very accessible and love Bruce Coburn.
He's the guy that He's an artist who has received
every award that Canada has to offer. And so I
have to think that stomping Tom Connors is the same.
Speaker 6 (02:29:27):
It's our boys, Johnny over here in Cleveland Heights, just
checking in. I went to my first grandparents breakfast at
our grandkids elementary school. It was awesome. It was in Parma,
I maybe thirty seven. There may have been looks, but
we had fun. You got to live it up. Life
is what it is, so you enjoy it. Make people happy.
(02:29:50):
You make people happy. That's why we listen to the show.
Love You Allen Rob You're not bad, Love you do.
Speaker 9 (02:29:56):
Wait, that sounds like cotton balls. He's like, Hey, it's Johnny'
thirty seven year old grandfather. I don't know, but I mean,
my my youngest brother was a thirty nine year old grandfather.
Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
I mean it'd be done, merckle, it could be done.
Speaker 11 (02:30:08):
But if he's saying going to school, like, that's a
different age of kid, right, Yeah, Like that's that's not
like you just had a grandchild at thirty seven. No,
that's like you became a grandfather at thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:30:21):
Babies having babies. That's all like cotton balls to me.
A little bit. He's doing a bit. Yeah, maybe not so.
Speaker 6 (02:30:29):
Boys, Johnny over here in Cleveland Heights, just checking in.
I went to my first grandparents' breakfast at our grandkid's
elementary school. It was awesome. It was in Parma. I
maybe thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
Wait he's in he's in Cleveland Heights, but.
Speaker 11 (02:30:46):
Was in Parma. The breakfast was in part I think
it is probably a bit.
Speaker 9 (02:30:51):
You know, hot on the heels of me finding out
about Katie Lang's sexual orientation. Now you gotta twist my
brain into a pretzel over this.
Speaker 2 (02:30:58):
I'm sorry. I thought you knew. Uh. I thought I
did too.
Speaker 9 (02:31:06):
I feel terrible and now everything that I have to uh,
I have to reevaluate everything.
Speaker 17 (02:31:11):
Okayse do munch buts and celebrate Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
Right, feel terror either? No?
Speaker 16 (02:31:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31:19):
Sorry, your wife's suck in Florida and you're taking it
out on me. It's I guess I did well.
Speaker 9 (02:31:24):
I have a feeling I'll bounce back in this since
commercial break, so we'll take one here and uh, I'll
collect myself the Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
On one, let's call the Allan Cox Show. Girls, this
is your opportunity right here.
Speaker 6 (02:31:41):
A nice boy, let me tell you that one double oh.
Speaker 3 (02:31:45):
Seven or three four eight, one double oh seven board.
Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
I'm the chairman of the board.
Speaker 4 (02:31:59):
I'm a.
Speaker 2 (02:32:01):
I'm living like a dog. Bo Zeo sell just another
Iggy Pop's gonna be another guy. I'm gonna be really
(02:32:21):
bummed when he goes.
Speaker 9 (02:32:23):
He inducted White Stripes into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame on Saturday. If you saw any of the
induction ceremony, you know he's pushing eighty years old and
he looks every bit of it. He's like his his
fingers are all kind of like gnarled, you know what
I mean. I don't know what situation he's got going
on there. He does, but he doesn't look eighty like
he looks old but he's eighty. But he's a guy
(02:32:44):
who he don't want to have a shirt on to. Yeah,
for a long time, I was like, that's what I
want to look like, is his skin pulled over a skeleton.
Speaker 11 (02:32:52):
Right now, he's got like the ape titties, Like there's
a lot going on.
Speaker 9 (02:32:55):
It's like a melting candle now and there's no way
around that. But for a long time, like he was
still you know, he's living on an island somewhere, and
you know, but I just love Iggy Pop and I'm
gonna be really really bummed out when something happens to him,
hopefully no time soon. But that rock Hole induction ceremony,
(02:33:17):
they did the live stream on Disney Plus Saturday night.
I think just under four and a half hours is
what they said. And so then they chop it up,
you know, they move it around all their little properties.
Since there's four companies now that own everything, so Hulu
and Disney are one thing, and it's you know, it's
part of ABC Network, and so New Year's Day, I
think they dropped like a two hour, bite sized rock
(02:33:40):
and roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
On ABC Network.
Speaker 9 (02:33:48):
Oh somebody said that was not cotton balls by the way,
he hit me back, and so that wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
So you go.
Speaker 9 (02:33:55):
Well, a handful of our listeners who contribute with some regularity,
they do start to kind of say similar to me,
which is why I always ask people to identify themselves
on text and things like that, just so I know,
so I can credit people should the situation warrant it.
Alan isn't taint McCrae from Canada, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:34:14):
What's in the water up there?
Speaker 9 (02:34:15):
Yes, she's in Calgary, coming all the way down here, Rob,
taint McCrae.
Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
To huh, Sniper, she's hot.
Speaker 9 (02:34:24):
Yeah, she's lovely, lovely boy. We thought we had a
situation in the break. We thought that another possession of
ours had been stripped from our grasp. Yeah, because you
know I had another Celsius go missing. No, so when
you mentioned the what you were missing but it was
in here that would have been even more diabolical. Yes,
(02:34:47):
because there were people in here. You know, when Magic
flipped a Christmas it's like there's a TV component of it.
So there were television people in here moving our stuff around. Rob, well, yeah,
because changing our lighting. And you know, listen, you can't
have any identity in these studios. These are made to
be used by everyone.
Speaker 11 (02:35:04):
God, look at your logos on a TV screen, but
it can't be on the wall for christ set.
Speaker 9 (02:35:09):
You think that's what they were doing, is they were
removing any individual because you couldn't. Rob's gotta our friend
of Ethan send him a cassette copy of the best
of zomb Fear, Master of the Pan Flute.
Speaker 2 (02:35:20):
Yes, and it's on display here in the studio along with.
Speaker 11 (02:35:23):
My uh little wristband from the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame when we went went for the rush thing. Yeah,
so I saved that and I saved the Zamfier thing
and they sit right here on the mic stand next
to me. And I came in today and I'm like,
they took my Zamfear tape and then I was like,
and my wristband, Yeah, they're they're shoved behind the uh
(02:35:45):
parrot head waiting only whatever parking only.
Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
Sign over there back here by the Bureau chief map.
You can't because you're not allowed to show stuff here.
I mean, if they're in the studio, it's supposed to
just be white gray. Hasn't that kind of gone by
the wayside?
Speaker 8 (02:35:58):
Though?
Speaker 5 (02:35:59):
Not?
Speaker 2 (02:35:59):
Really?
Speaker 9 (02:35:59):
Everybody out there has got stuff on their desk, now,
I know that's what they were going for.
Speaker 2 (02:36:05):
Yeah, but look at around the studios. Man.
Speaker 9 (02:36:08):
Yeah, well, anyway, false alarm. I still did have a
Celsius lifted. But when that I'd rather have Thursday. Really, yeah,
it's okay, I had backups.
Speaker 2 (02:36:22):
That's not okay. Well what am I gonna do? Right?
Speaker 9 (02:36:28):
If it was the only one that I had, I
would have been more upset about it. I put it
in the crisper drawer, thinking, okay, I won't even tempt
anyone who's prone to taking these. I'm not even gonna
put it at eye level in the fridge. I'll put
it in the crisper drawer. So I laid it down
on its side in the crisper drawer. So they grabbed
(02:36:49):
it out of their Did they just move it up
into the main cabin.
Speaker 2 (02:36:51):
Nope, damn it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
I don't know why they would do that. Why would
you know, I don't know. Maybe they got but they
wanted to put lettuce in there. I don't know. I'm
trying to think like maybe's something good. Ah, Yes, all
of our colleagues consuming lettuce and I regularly. No, it's
like a thin it's not one of the deep ones, right,
it's like a thin one there. Maybe they came with
some lunch meats.
Speaker 11 (02:37:10):
Maybe they did this Celsius up into the main cabin
where it belongs so I can put my lunch meats
down below.
Speaker 2 (02:37:15):
I know that wasn't the case.
Speaker 9 (02:37:17):
Huh Nope, And trust me, some of our colleagues are
definitely rocking some lunch meats.
Speaker 3 (02:37:21):
Boy.
Speaker 9 (02:37:21):
But the point is is whatever goes in the fridge,
that's a different thing. I think that maybe because there's
still the aftermath of the Halloween party, and.
Speaker 2 (02:37:34):
Well I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 9 (02:37:35):
The stuff that's in there still is from the big
flip to Christmas where they had a lot of people here.
So I think they thought that maybe because the fridge
is so full of like cases of pop it's like
coach and sprites in there, that who's gonna miss Celsius?
Speaker 2 (02:37:50):
Do they know your boy is gonna miss? But I'm
over it.
Speaker 9 (02:37:55):
I just I've been over this for a while, so
I hesitate to even mention it. I only mention it
in conjunction with the fact that for a second we
couldn't find a Zombfier tape.
Speaker 11 (02:38:04):
I don't even I don't remember the last time I
opened that refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (02:38:09):
Like, it's good. I just stay away from ev It's
fine that this place has I put my meals in there. Yeah,
I have all my meals.
Speaker 9 (02:38:16):
I put those in there, and I put normally put
aus Celsius on top of it, lying on its side.
Speaker 2 (02:38:23):
This time I didn't.
Speaker 9 (02:38:24):
I have the room, and again I don't have a
designated section of the refrigerator. It's just that I keep
my stuff in the same place.
Speaker 2 (02:38:34):
We should. We should get that lock.
Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
Heard.
Speaker 9 (02:38:39):
Have you ever heard zom Fear perform How Deep is
Your Love? By the Begs? Yes, Tan flute version.
Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
Wow, you thought you knew, but now you know.
Speaker 9 (02:38:57):
Does your zomb Fear case include his first name on
the cover?
Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
Or is he just because he's great? I believe I'm
gonna put it back up. You should, that's your era.
It just says zom Fear.
Speaker 9 (02:39:14):
I mean Mark Nolan and I sit in the same spot.
You and Pachana don't sit in the same spot, so
that really is your area.
Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
Yeah. Yeah, everything on this particular Zombfear Greatest Hits album
is just in. Did you say Greek?
Speaker 9 (02:39:28):
I believe he's great. Whatever he's remaining, I'm sorry. Yeah,
it's uh Tata Patato. Yeah, no, nothing, I'm there with
his first name. All right, Well, there you go is
zum Fear. Yes, that was four years old. One of
like we get stuff said to us all the time.
Speaker 11 (02:39:44):
That's one of the only things that I've ever kept
because I thought it was one of the funniest things
because we did like this stupid bit about ordering Zomfier's
greatest hits and you did like a Zomfear hotline in
twenty twenty five. Yeah, and Ethan heard it and thought
it was funny. So he said, hope you guys still
have a walkman, and he sent us the Zomfier Greatest
(02:40:04):
Hits the Class Act. Good move, that funny.
Speaker 9 (02:40:07):
I just love that zomb Fear like a few years ago,
married this super young chick.
Speaker 2 (02:40:14):
He's eighty four. He's the king of the pan flute
down I know, but how far does that get you.
Speaker 9 (02:40:18):
I mean, I guess if you're obviously yeah, she's Romanian
into the pants of a very young model because he's
still like, you know, they married, guy, they married when
he was seventy four and she was twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:40:33):
You should hear the beautiful music they make when he
plays her. Yeah, he flips her upside down here ah hah.
Speaker 9 (02:40:41):
Yep, she has crones. So this is him, Like, this
is him, you know, like when you blow over the
top of a bottle.
Speaker 2 (02:40:48):
This is like him.
Speaker 9 (02:40:52):
I mean that's guitar of course, right, yeah.
Speaker 19 (02:40:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:40:57):
Right here is him? Yep, right up the coin slot.
Speaker 5 (02:41:00):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (02:41:01):
No, but imagine you're a young woman. I have to
assume Romanian and zom Fear is like a national hero,
right because he's known around the world.
Speaker 2 (02:41:12):
We know him here and.
Speaker 11 (02:41:16):
You know you still know him here though, like we
fondly remember the infomercial. But when was the last time
you think anybody know you're listened to zom Fear.
Speaker 2 (02:41:24):
I mean, listen, what I'm saying is the name recognition.
Speaker 9 (02:41:26):
If he was in the lexicon of yeah, you have
to be a certain age I think gen X or
or above. Right, if you were to say Zombfear. Somebody
else will go master of the pan flute.
Speaker 2 (02:41:36):
Yeah, yeah, all those infomercials. Yeah, somebody will say that
you hes zum Fear from Romania got himself a real
young wife. Let me do me favored flip over on
hens going to play the How deep is your love
for the audience?
Speaker 9 (02:41:54):
Well yeah, but imagine you know, listen, I play the
drums right, And I remember dating a girl when I
was It doesn't matter what instrument you play, right. You
can flip somebody's perception of you when they see you
play an instrument. I remember a Christmas party the first
year I had been in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It was a
local owner and so he would have everybody over to
(02:42:15):
his house and a big party and whatever. And me
and a couple other people on staff, like my program
director played the guitar and the mid day girl sang.
So we did like a little house house rocker thing.
It was a lot of fun. My girlfriend at the time,
her sister, and I hated each other's guts, but her
sister told us, like, Alan looked really hot.
Speaker 2 (02:42:34):
Play in the drums.
Speaker 9 (02:42:35):
That's what I'm talking about, Ay, I do be this
young girl. Even the pan flute. Think of what it
looks like when you're paying the playing the pan flute. Right,
you got these little tubes. It's all mouth and fingers
zero right.
Speaker 2 (02:42:51):
No, it's all mouth and fingers. You just know he's
great with that stuff. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 9 (02:42:56):
Or I mean we're being cheeky here, but or she
just has an immense risk. I have to assume maybe
she's an artist. She just has an immense respect for
what the guy does. Here's a photo I'll show you
on the live stream. Here, right, there's zomb Fear and
his wife.
Speaker 2 (02:43:14):
Wow. He's eighty six now she's thirty eight.
Speaker 17 (02:43:16):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (02:43:17):
Yeah, and yeah, play me like one of the ver
pen flutes. Nicoletta Becca is her name, and good for her.
I'm happy that this guy has found happiness.
Speaker 2 (02:43:34):
He's still got that pant flute with him.
Speaker 10 (02:43:36):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
So no matter what for pictures, you got to have
that with you people. The hell is he gonna do? Well?
Speaker 11 (02:43:41):
I mean, if you're just taking a picture with your wife,
is the pan flute necessary to be in there?
Speaker 2 (02:43:45):
Yes? You need that prop I think she's a singer too. Yeah,
nobody cares about zomb Fear private pilot. Well maybe in
this case they do. They're like master of the pan flute.
This is zum Fear wife, mess of skins. Get what
I did? What I did? You see what joke I make?
(02:44:05):
See what joke I made? Ella?
Speaker 9 (02:44:11):
We have the same problem at our office. Yeah, listen,
I'm not alone. My breakfast sandwiches go missing, My liquid
deaths are lifted, and that's freaking water.
Speaker 2 (02:44:22):
By the way, you can get that.
Speaker 9 (02:44:24):
Out of the the cooler thing, right, the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (02:44:30):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 9 (02:44:30):
I'm going to send Rob a slim Whitman's Greatest hits
Una Paloma Blanca.
Speaker 2 (02:44:36):
Sounds good.
Speaker 9 (02:44:39):
And again I'm not trying to jam anybody up because
everybody then comes at me with all the jackass stuff. Right,
Oh you should put stuff in the Celsius. Well, first
of all, it's an aluminum can. So how am I
going to pierce the can and put you.
Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
Know, well no, but you just line the outside of.
Speaker 9 (02:44:54):
Oh well yeah, but again, I'm not even trying to
like change somebody's life. So yeah, but again, crisis haveverted
found Rob's belongings and the we thought that that Zombfir
tape was gone and it's merely symbolic. I mean, try
(02:45:17):
finding a cassette player around here.
Speaker 2 (02:45:18):
Oh, I got that. They just got the email from
Alan from Ethan. Yeah, buddy, I will murder murder An
m Efer dead if they gank your tape drinks and
sandwiches or whatever. That's one thing.
Speaker 11 (02:45:29):
One goddamn zam feared tape. Uncle Ethan's looking to fight
this injustice will not stand. We found it, Ethan. We're okay,
we got it. He was ready, man, he was, he was.
I mean he was making the drive.
Speaker 2 (02:45:41):
He was jumping in one of those souped up out hees,
pushing one of those hookers out of the front of
the front seat to make room for himself, and off
he went.
Speaker 9 (02:45:50):
Now, of course he'll have a real existential crisis on
his hands. He'd have a real emotional dilemma if he
got here and went through all that Michigan as and
then finds out that the person accused of it is
a big booty latina. Oh, he wouldn't know what to
do with He's not gonna want to do her any harm.
He'd be like, he's just gonna want to love her up.
I'm gonna I'll find another tape, anything about it? Just
y do you have any blow I have? eBay, I'll
(02:46:13):
figure out, figure it out.
Speaker 11 (02:46:14):
Just come on, let's go. Yep, your might you're you're
coming with me on the ride back to Rochester.
Speaker 9 (02:46:19):
Yeah, you and me and George are gonna go back
to Western New York. He's gonna bore us with tails
of the ss Edmund Fitzgerald and Cardpool. Yeah that's right, George.
Let me tell you about the ss Gerald fitz Edmond.
(02:46:39):
It was, yeah and on they fall in love seeing
you play, but after ten years they way over it,
especially when they don't get a ring o boy. Yeah,
but that's got nothing to do with you playing the drum.
It's right, that's a whole thing, right right.
Speaker 11 (02:46:58):
I love how everything has to be equal parts, you
know what I mean, Like, you can't ever just it
can't be like, well, you know, look, I do all
of these things, so now it must be this is
the one thing she does.
Speaker 9 (02:47:08):
Well, clearly they're processing something deep and lasting from their
own personal experience. You know, all things considered, all I
did was call my girlfriend a bitch for ten years
and she walked out on me.
Speaker 11 (02:47:20):
Not all parts are equal. You also happened to play
the drums. But two things can be true too, fair, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (02:47:30):
Allen, we're all Jay Fermenter, Hey, you guys were talking
about different pronunciations a couple of days ago on the podcast,
and the number one right none, uh, just perfect. People
say one sounds like there's a W. How would you
(02:47:50):
pronounce that?
Speaker 2 (02:47:51):
Just curious, That's all I got. Hey, what is he saying?
Number one? He said, people say like one one like
there's a double.
Speaker 9 (02:48:00):
Even if you pronounce it properly, it sounds like there's
a W on the fot on.
Speaker 2 (02:48:06):
But he won that game. I have one game left,
he's saying, almost more like you one wheel.
Speaker 9 (02:48:20):
Well, that may be a question for someone on the
Alan Cock Show Latino list.
Speaker 2 (02:48:26):
One wheel? How would Juan say it? I don't know that, Okay,
thank you to David Menner.
Speaker 9 (02:48:30):
I don't know that I've heard that happen. But uh yeah,
little variations on things, that's fine. Eric and Penn Hills
last week was accusing me rob of doing a bit
where I mispronounced things, and that's not a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
I like to pronounce things a certain.
Speaker 9 (02:48:49):
Way, you know, when I go see my tow two artists,
I like that Oh, hey, we missed Diddy's birthday. And birthday, Diddy,
he's on the inside. I don't know if he got
any kind of gifts. He turned fifty six last week.
(02:49:09):
Behind bars. He's at the Federal Correctional Institution at Fort
Dix in New Jersey, and he turned fifty six years
old last Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (02:49:25):
Of course, he's.
Speaker 9 (02:49:25):
Serving fifty months and he has been thirsty boy trying
to get a pardon from.
Speaker 2 (02:49:31):
Trump was what they were saying, the Tiger King in
the new year. They might get it in the new
year though. That might be his birthday present. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 9 (02:49:41):
So his birthday was the same as all the other inmates.
Get cereal and pasta and pizza.
Speaker 2 (02:49:50):
That ain't bad. That's better than what people on Snapper eating.
And he got drunk. There was a story about him
drinking sun jencom. I'm not sure what it was, poop
wine basically, Yeah, but I don't know what it was
that he made. But I heard that he was intoxicated
and got in trouble for it. Wow, maybe he's got
people smuggling stuff in for him. No, I think it
(02:50:12):
was actually from prison. Hmm, all right, yeah, it speaks out.
Speaker 11 (02:50:19):
It's on page six, after allegedly being busted for drinking
alcohol in prison.
Speaker 2 (02:50:24):
Yeah, not Jencom. I'm thinking of Pruno. Jencom is the
poop wine.
Speaker 9 (02:50:27):
Pruno is your prison hooch, right, scusey e scussycusey minus.
Speaker 2 (02:50:36):
He's in there with turlet wines. Scusy. He's like, hey,
he just let it from men. Yeah, in the turlet.
Speaker 9 (02:50:47):
Did you imagine if Diddy dies from like bachelism or
something as he was drinking Pruno toilet wine. Yeah, this
stuff it full of give me a bunch of apples,
and I think that's put some bread in there.
Speaker 11 (02:50:59):
I think think that's what they said. It was that
stuff that yeah, just ferments.
Speaker 9 (02:51:04):
I mean, you got to think there's people that can
get him actual hooch in there, right. This guy owned
the Soroc company. Yeah, well, twenty five years ago when
like vodka from grapes was cutting edge technology. You know,
now they're making like vodka from everything. Oh, this is
made from wicker. All right, I'll drink it.
Speaker 2 (02:51:21):
I don't care. Hey, drink whatever you can put your
hands on. I guess right. So, yeah, I just Diddy
on the inside.
Speaker 11 (02:51:32):
I just thought of what it would be called if soraq,
very similar sounding word, but the fact that it came
out of a toilet, it would be like, you.
Speaker 2 (02:51:41):
Know, sir oc would be the second part of it.
I don't think I follow. I'll tell you thank you.
Speaker 9 (02:51:55):
But he can get pop tarts, he can get the
honey buns, he can get the cookies. You know, this
guy's amass area has got to be filled to the brim.
Speaker 2 (02:52:03):
But is it though you don't know how much he's
loved in jail like he might. People just be like,
I'm dumb with this dude. But is he in Jen
Popp or ad Seg That's a good question.
Speaker 9 (02:52:11):
I guess one item that the commissary list does not
include is apple sauce, which he reportedly loves on his
cheeseburger's row.
Speaker 2 (02:52:19):
Hmm.
Speaker 9 (02:52:20):
Maybe that's something Wendy's could do to keep their stores open.
I saw Wendy's is closing a ton of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (02:52:27):
It's like three hundred. Yeah, they're having a hard time. Wow.
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Appreciate it. Rob Anthony's right over there. Hello there.
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A variety of prizes in sundryes. Rob, Oh, what's that
you want to go see Blue Oyster Cult? I will
have those tickets for you later on. And by the way,
I am not kidding.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I love Blue same, I love Blue Oyster Cult. Okay,
have tickets later on.
Speaker 9 (01:45):
Blah blah blah, ITTs some money the buzzard bunky, I
want to send me a tax three five. I spent
a good portion of the morning today Rob colating all
of the email quests from a dozen literally dozens and
dozens of people saying, hey, please send me festive gloryhole
(02:08):
and Rob hates ducks. I got sweeze, send me those songs.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm the duck, Like, how do I get that? I'm like,
here's the link. People email me, and I was happy
to send it to them. It's great.
Speaker 9 (02:20):
I had people coming up to me yesterday at my
we did the butt light thing. There are rookies in
Parma Heights And because I'm a moron and I just
had a full on brain fart yesterday morning, and I
hadn't been to Rookies in a minute, but I really
liked that spot. It's dim, and it's got a great crowd,
and there's pool tables and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So I was very excited. Now, all of these butt
light things I do.
Speaker 9 (02:39):
You know, when the Browns are out of town, I
go out and hang with people and we try to
get people to Vegas or whatever. They are all rob
except for the finals and the twenty third. They are
all noon to two.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I spend the better part of the week talk Hey,
come on out, I go, but you know, noon to two.
For whatever reason, Sunday morning, in my brain, I'm thinking
eleven to one.
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Even.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't know what I posted.
Speaker 9 (03:02):
I think I put out a social media post on
my Instagram. Hey coming out today, noon to two, right,
noon to two, noon to two. I don't know why.
I got in my car at like ten thirty thinking
it was eleven to one. I don't know what happened.
So I get to Rookies. It's there's nobody there. I go,
(03:24):
oh my god, what this is gonna be a long day?
Is the power out? Like it's still not clicking with me,
Still not clicking right. They don't even open till eleven thirty.
I walk up.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know you have that thing where you go what's
going on? Like, am I?
Speaker 9 (03:39):
I don't know what happened yesterday? Don't know what happened.
Then I get on the horn to Amy, our Intrepid
promotions director, and I go, hey, where am I supposed
to be? And she's like rookies And I go at
eleven She's like, no, dummy, noon. I go poh bite
right like I know, oh this. I don't know what happened.
(04:01):
I do not know what happened, So what did you do?
I dicked around for an hour, I did some work,
I met laptop with me, I did some work, okay, yeah,
waited for them to show up. They showed up around
eleven thirty, our Intrepid promotions team, Amy, and then I
went in. So I was there for two and a
half hours. So if anybody got there right when they opened,
I was there hanging out and it was great.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Love that spot.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
But yeah, I don't know what happened yesterday. All day Saturday,
I was thinking it was Sunday. This is what happens
when I don't have much to do, Rob I go
ba nanas when I don't have much to do, it's
because we missed Friday. I need a project. Well, Friday's work.
I'm doing the best of it. You were on the
road all weekend. People ask me at the appearance, They're like,
where's Rob. There's like, you know, our friend Jerylyn that
(04:47):
brought some lovely gifts and you know, so you know,
please give these to Rob. Hey, where's Rob? And I go, oh,
Rob's on the road. Rob's on the road now. A
couple of people I did tell them that you died
in a fiery wreck, and then I'd have more to
say about it today.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But I'm just playing. Of course you did. You well
up when you said it.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
No, but I had one of those little glycerin tubes
and I would like quickly turn around and put a
couple of drops in my eye. Yeah, and then I
was yeah, us, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Not with us anymore. But no, it was great. Now,
more to the point, you were on the road all weekend.
You didn't have time for brain farts because you had
to be somewhere. You had a travel day on Friday,
You had a travel day yesterday. Yeah, yeah, your daughter
had a lacrosse tournament. It was in.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Virginia, Virginia, in Virginia, Richmond, Virginia, Richmond, not far from
where I was born. They air lifted my thirteen pound
newborn body out of my mother in Fort Lee, Virginia.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
If I had known it was that close, I would
have stopped to see if you still had the record.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
This is what I'm saying. I know you were very busy.
Otherwise I would have asked you to make that wild detour.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
But it's not that important. It's about eight hours, yeah,
in the cars.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
So we left Friday morning, just you and the daughter,
me and Kelly, my youngest.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
YEP, it was great.
Speaker 11 (06:04):
We got down and had dinner and went to bed,
woke up the next day. She had three games and
then team dinner and then one game.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh god, you gotta sit with a bunch of people.
Do you know these other people?
Speaker 11 (06:15):
We ended up going with a few people that we
did know and not the actual like full team, which
was better for me.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Gotcha, yes, but either way it still was. It was
I didn't read.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
I will never let Melissa book anything everywhere in and
I can say this now because she's still traveling.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
She's in Florida. I will be getting back. Okay, I mean,
I figure anybody who has to fly this week, like
you're kindest screwed. You know. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Yeah, I have no idea that I know that she's
flying out of Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
She might just be living there now.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
And yeah, I know that there's delays, so I don't
know if she's gonna make it. If she's not, I
mean she'll make it, But whether she gets on the
flight tonight or not, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But she booked this hotel.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
We the people checking in Richmond in yes, in a
little suburb right next to it, said their quote was
this is a non smoking, no pets hotel and I said, okay, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Don't have either of those things.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
And they said, well, there are a lot of cats
and puppies in the parking lot and sometimes people bring
them in.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And I said, I'm sorry because now I'm interested. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:18):
She says, uh oh, we live right next or our
hotel is right next to two separate trailer parks and
some low income housing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
This is a Section eight adjacent hotel, right And it
was all of that.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
So that's two nights of yeah, double making and hit
the alarm button on the car and you know, getting
in and staying in and.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Why did your was your wife trolling you and all?
It was one of the four hotels I think that
in the area.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Noah, that that because I guess they get group rate
with the with the teams. So it was one you
realized why, and Melissa was like, oh, it's this is
the closest to the field, so I'll book this one
so they don't have a long commute in the morning.
Not looking at like the name of the hotel or
per bulletproof in what.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It was called.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
No, no, but you may as well arms. It's it's
a very known name of place you would not book
to stay yourself.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Okay, it's this is not a motor lodge. This was
like a chain hotel ish.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It was like a I mean it's uh, there's a
rhyme with stel Schmicks.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
It may as well it's very close this particular place
rhymed with West Western.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Yeah, okay to which again I never stayed in one
of those, nor have I.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yea until this time.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
But I'm not gonna like, I'm not going to say
that that's their fault, Like I think it was just
this particular.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The hotel was clean, it was perfectly fine. It was nice,
but it was.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Why they tell Yeah, but if if if the people
in the trailer park have animals, the people in the
trailer bark aren't going to be staying at the hotel.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Why were they double their cats all over the park.
There were things in the parking lot. I get a
cat on my car. And then there was the woman
said to us, she said, hey, I just want to
let you know it might.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
Be a little louder tonight. This was Saturday night. We're
hosting a baby shower. And I said, you're hosting a
baby shower? Said at night? And she said, oh yes, sir.
And I walked in and it was those late night
baby showers. It sounded like a exactly what you would
expect for where we were at that time of day.
(09:26):
DJ bumping and two armed security guards standing and I'm like,
we are going to die in this hotel.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, this is it. We're not going to make it
out of here. Yeah, but we made it. They lost
three or four.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Did you bring a case of pampers just to show
that you're a mensh a good guy to my chant them?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, harm and back to my room and back. That
was it. It was. No, I didn't say, hey, why
don't we go get some ice. We're in lock them up,
I see. So it was, it was, it was. It
was interesting. It was an interesting trip from that standpoint
that they didn't win state, no, no, oh, they got
they got smoked.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
But I mean again, when you go to these East
Coast tournaments, that's where some of the best lacrosse players,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
So they did well, they had a great bring a
little Cleveland to Virginia, you know, yeah, getting smoked.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, it was in the field, it was, it was.
It was a lot, all right, it was a lot,
but it was.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It was nice.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
We had a great My daughter and I had fun.
Our drive back was fun. Lots of laughs.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You got a laughs. You don't cry, that's right.
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Uh, but you know, and then we get back and
get three inches of snow at my house. So right,
these idiots down the hall.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We just got flakes in Bay I don't know.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Christmas music last week, and all of a sudden we
get three inches of snow in the tenth of November.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Thank you, thanks Chel, Thanksgiving for that one.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Yeah, Dix, Well, now, festive glory Hole isn't gonna sound
so out of place as of Yeah, Magic has not
yet played Festive glory Hole, nor have they played my
Oldie Timy.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You guys have to keep requesting it that I know
I'm going questioning. Hey, could you guys play festive glory Whole? Sorry,
we're not familiar with that. Click do you have old
oldie timey Christmas? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
All right, Well, I've I would never presume on our
friendship to ask Mark Nolan directly. Hey, here's festive glory
I'll ask them just slip it in between Mariah Carey
and uh Perry Como or whatever they're doing. All right,
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for you. The Cavs are on a roll, boy. I
think they've won the last four or five games. Beat
the Bulls here at home. The other night, they beat
the Wizards by a decisive victory one of those NBA
Cup games that was one forty eight to one fifteen.
(12:33):
Gilbert Arenas and the Washington Wizards very very so they
will play the play the Heat rather back to back
in Miami. They'll play them tonight and they'll play them
on Wednesday, So seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's a seven o'clock tip.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
I'll show you what I saw when I googled, because
I didn't watch the game.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I was otherwise indisposed on Saturday.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
I'm like, oh, I wonder how the Bulls did against
the Calves. That's what I saw when I Google one
twenty eight to zero. And well, that can't possibly be
correct unless maybe the Bulls they mercy ruled them.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
But Google showed me the final score one twenty eight
to zero. That's not it was one twenty eight to
one twenty two. But I have no idea why it
consistently showed me zero. It was my mother's birthday on Saturday,
and so I was fully prepared. I have to I
love my mother dearly, but when I talk to her,
I have to carve out a long chunk of time, Right,
(13:32):
I send flowers, but I'm not lying to you. I
have to carve out at least one hour if I'm
going to call my mom, and uh, you know, we'll
go off in all these different kinds of directions and so,
and she's Chicago's on Central time, She's an hour behind,
and so I'm kind of timing it out. I'm getting
ready to call her, and it turns out that she
is at my nephew's much in the same way that
(13:53):
you were with your daughter for lacrosse. My mom is
at my nephew's turn him basketball games. And so I'm like, oh,
I was gonna call you, but it sounds like you're,
you know, otherwise indisposed, and she's like, yeah, or Gavin's games.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
She really loud.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
I don't want to miss them because I guess her
boyfriend is off doing something and blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh, then hold on, hold on, who's boyfriend? My mother's boyfriend.
It's called boyfriend. Now, well she didn't say that, but
you just you upgraded from gentlemen call her very like well.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Because she is the lead there, because the guy she
mentioned is the main guy that she has been mentioning. Okay,
And so I'm you know again, I don't even know
if she got the flowers I sent. I assume she
did because they were dropped at the house, but I
got no indication from her that that she got them,
(14:46):
so I assumed that she did whatever, Okay, And so
she sent me a really long text about how she
want to miss the games, and I was like, that's
perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I was just gonna call.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
You, you know, as I normally do on your birthday,
and so it was reduced to that brief interaction and
a happy birthday text.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So no, nothing after, Like you didn't talk to her
after that?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Nothing after Nope, because again, if she wanted to, she
can call me. Sure you know she doesn't. But yeah, Allen.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is Wes Bestern, the partner of Tumbleweed Dan. Oh. I
like that. That ain't bad Wes Western and Tumbleweed Bike.
I'm a something right.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Well, because Rob and I went to this thing at
the Thirsty Cowboy on Thursday night. We were talking about
we're out on Friday because Rob was traveling, but we
were talking about it all week. There was this benefit
for the Travis Mills Foundation yep, And so we go
to this thing at the Thirsty Cowboy on Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Which was fun. I had a good time, right.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
We got to hang out with some colleagues for being
an event for our country station. There were a lot
of people there to see us, yeah, which was nice,
but we were not there as our alter egos Tumbleweed,
Dan and West Bestern.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I like that. I do like this.
Speaker 11 (16:04):
I finally feel like I might have my country alter
ego now, like I posed as Jack Daniels a couple.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Of times on the radio and Springfield. But back in
the day, well, Bestern's pretty damn good because the and
I was talking to the guy like the GM of
the place.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
I was like, did you guys ever have a bull?
Because I'm a sucker for a bull boy. Anytime I'm
in a city and they have a mechanical bull, I'm
on it.
Speaker 14 (16:26):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, there's a place in Toronto I go into.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
We're gonna be in Toronto in a couple of weeks
when I was in Austin this summer, got on the bull, right,
and he's like, yeah, but he goes we had one
for a while. But they're kind of a pain in
the ass, Like you got to carry insurance even though
everybody signs waivers, you know, riding your whole life away.
When you get on one of these bulls and you're
you're not landing on the ground when you fall off,
it's like this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You've ever been on a mechanical bull, no, no one,
but you've seen them.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I mean like a giant you know, I was a
giant crash pad that you land on.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I've seen many people do it, never have I done it.
It's fun.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
It's fun because what it is, rob is you know,
if you're on there for a while, the person operating
the bull, they're gonna want to make it go harder
and faster, right, They're trying to jerk you off of
the bull. I've said this before. I mean, that's that's
what's you know. When I was in Austin, I stayed
on it for so long that I pulled a lebron
(17:22):
and I just flopped off of it because I was
tired of being on it because he wasn't jerking me
off fast enough, and so he I can see that
he's cranking the thing up. You take your shoes off.
So I'm just in my socks and I'm killing it
on the ball.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
But I'm not.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
But whatever he's doing, I'm rolling with the punches, baby,
and I'm still on the bull. It literally got to
the point because the longer you're on, they keep giving
you more time and more time. It got to the
point where he wasn't able to jerk me off. So
it's like I just literally I flopped off. Oh no,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I just wanted to get off the bull. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
Yeah, so you jerked yourself off now I jerked myself off. Yeah,
But that had never happened to me before. That had
never happened where I didn't organically fly off the bowl.
This time, for whatever reason, I was killing it and
I put in a lot of time on that bull,
and I finally I finally.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Got a knopt off.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I had enough. I wanted to, you know, get a
drink and move on. But uh, yeah, but it's fun.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
But the guy was like, yeah, we used to have
a bull, but it just it gets to be a
pain in the ass.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
So I was like, well, I understand that. Well, we
had a good time. It was great, it was fun.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, there was some well.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Yeah, I know exactly, not taps that I wasn't that
was too hip too, and uh, I have not had
someone even suggest something that silly.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I don't think I've seen that since college.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
It's something I had done twenty five years ago with
my brother, you know what I mean, Like it was
a or a buddy, you know, you'd give a.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Little quick sack tap whatever.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
I'm standing talking to you and my wife in doom Bladdie.
The guy on the AM comes walking by and he
gives me a sack tap. He backhands my sack and
I'm like, I looked at him with is it fingertips?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Is it knuckles? Is it?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It was like, you know, just like the I've never
done the middle of his fingers, you know, in the
middle of your finger, and he just you know, yeah,
And I'm like, who whoa And I looked and I
saw it, and then I felt it, and I'm like, oh, no,
like you're gonna get that.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
I gotta take a crap stomach pain, you know what
I mean. And I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
A creeps does this to? Something like you're hitting somebody.
You're an almost fifty year old guy. I'm almost you're
hitting me in the balls in public. So I'm like okay.
So I looked at you and I'm like, watch this.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
And he apparently had someone there that knew who he was,
and she won one of his hands. Yeah, I wanted
a photo, so she so I see this and he's
looking for someone to take the picture, and I'm like, oh,
I got it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And I walked over and I said, oh, let me
take your phone.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
And she hands me the phone and he he leans
over to like, go get the picture with her, and
right at the last second, I turned to you and
I smile and I hold the phone up to her
and I said, is this the right setting for the camera?
And she crouches down to look to see if it's
in the right mode? And I backhanded him so hard
in his balls. I don't mean I did not friendly, like,
(20:19):
I reached and gave probably a good four to five
inch wow yeah to his nuts and of course.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh yeah, hit me in the balls. And I looked
at him and she's like, did you just hit him
in the bos? I'm like absolutely not. What are you crazy?
Why would I do that? Am? Do I look like
a fourteen year old to you? Why would I do
something so juvenile in such mixed companies? She says, She's like, well,
he said you did it because he did it to
you first, and I said, wait, cop to it. Yeah,
(20:49):
I go. And that's the guy you choose to listen
to on the radio. That shame on you. I wrestled
for many years in high school and college, part of college,
and there's a lot if people know this, if you've
been on Team sports, guy team Sports, it's all very
vaguely homoerotic disguises playing around.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
I don't care for that, right, never did. Now wrestling,
you're wearing a cup, right, a lot of sports you are. Okay,
not everybody did, but a lot of people did, and
so I would see that happen. But I'm like, I
haven't and it was done to me. I go, I
can't think of anything dumber, Like, I have no interest
in that, So I legit have not seen that in
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I couldn't believe it. But again, I mean, like I
obviously wasn't mad, but don't like, I'm not going to
let you do that to me and then like be
a pussy and not do it to you ten times worse,
like you going to hurt.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You're saying it had to be asked and answered without question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want to try that, You can try it. It's
just it's not gonna work out. Well, I'm not going
to slap him in front of people, but I'm good
to embarrass him. I'm gonna hurt him, you know what
I mean. Yeah, so I guarantee he will swung a
whole full beer steining into his cross.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
Oh it's just a full backhand pow and uh I go,
I go, hat did you did you? Did you approve
that picture? And he's like, Jesus, you got me good man.
I was like, yeah, because you looked a little flush.
I'm I'm not sure why your coloring was off.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Dude, Again, I can not expect some kind of I
wonder ramification. But I didn't do it to me.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
I wonder what he saw in you where he's like,
this guy will appreciate.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I think he just thought it was gonna be funny.
Oh yeah, but he didn't do it to me. Maybe
I was right there next to you. Again.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
I think people somehow still don't know me even after
I mean, I've been here for three years, but I've
talked to him maybe six times in my life.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
He's on the air at the same time, that's right,
So he doesn't know who I am, you know what
I mean, he just knows I'm nice. I say hello
to him. You know, he's one of like five guys
I say hello to on it. You mean, like that
was his grating no, because we had already talked to
it earlier in the day about the event, how good
it was for Travis.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
They were excited for the next.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Day, blah blah blah blah, and then he just walked
by and he's like who who, And I'm like, that's
the dumbest thing you could do to someone like me,
I guess. So like it was like if I wasn't
able to be him in that setting up to like
just gone outside and set his.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Car on fire, I would have been so flabbergast that
I wouldn't have known what to do.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Really, it would have been like, oh, oh.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
There was nothing. There was nothing else to do. At
that point when he did that, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna hurt him and then as soon I mean
when that picture presented something like what a better opportunities
guys about to take a picture with a listener.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Would have been amazing if the photo itself had come
out and he was like he looked like when he
looked like when Lee Harvey Oswald gets shot by.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Jack Well, I would have done that if I wasn't
taking the picture. But I figured the opportunity to get
close and not have his guard up was when I
walked over to.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The listener with her phone. Yeah, because she was like, oh, yeah,
that is the right setting. Like I just pretended I
got him good. She was an unwitting participant. I got him.
I got him hard. She was a patsy much like
the aforementioned.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
He might go to the bathroom and sit down to
make sure he didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Like that's how good I got him. Like it wasn't like,
oh I got hit in the nut, Like it might
have been.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Like one of those oh god man, he's like, oh
hey blow, yeah, I might I might have coo that,
Like I got them. It was a good one. Have
been groped at work called.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
The law office of Lind Corn.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
That's a new one right now, I've had it for
a minute. It's short one of her five second one.
I remember groped for some reason. Yeah, groped at work.
Thought there was more to it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Work called the law office of You.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Know, there's the sexual favors there, the breast, there's have
you been called the cheap jew fruitcake?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
All those Lindy Corn. Of course, there's a toolbox, Buffalo,
New York. Yes, the toolbox. There was a rat in
her toolbox. My client, a female machinist, complained about not
being paid for overtime, and when she came to work
the next day she found a rat in her toolbox.
Does this sound familiar? Call the law office of Lindy
(24:44):
Corn sounds like such a euphemism.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yeah, rocked in me toolbox like an old UB forty song. Right,
the specials those are rocked in me toolbox. Maybe I
really want to put a rat in your toolbox tonight.
How about that? My client was nut happed to a
charity events, So familiar. Oh boy, how about those Chicago Bears.
(25:08):
That's right, your Chicagogo. Sorry my Chicago Bears. Your Cleveland Browns.
They stink. But hey, my Chicago Bears one very exciting
over the New York Giants rob twenty four to twenty.
Now the Browns over the New York Jets, No, no
(25:31):
other way around, the Jets over the right. Yeah, the
New York Jets over the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Not a quality showing, dude, not a
good showy showing at this point. Man, I gotta be
honest with you. Look, that'll be my b team forever
now I live here.
Speaker 11 (25:50):
Like this is, you can't continue to root for that,
Like as as a fan of that team, you cannot
be okay with what's going on.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah, but a few years ago they had an in
sixteen season, they had a freaking parade for it.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
This just feels different. At least they and sixteen they
had it. Seems like they had a plan. They just sucked.
This is no plan. You've got a quote who keeps
saying he's gonna stick with a quarterback that blows, and
if they're trying to figure the situation out, Okay, maybe
he won't blow in the future, but currently he sucks.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He's terra bull Wow, like it is. It is embarrassing.
You lose to the goddamn Jets. Dude, Well that was funny.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
And I'm pretty sure I was just echoing what everybody
else was saying, was like, whoever loses this game really stinks. Yeah,
And I only watched first hour because like what, you know,
we do the cox outs, they kind of straddle the
you know, we do an hour before the game and
then game time we're there for another hour.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
And so I watched the first hour. I would check
in occasionally, you know.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
On it, but I was like, wow, all right, well
it was it was both teams are terrible, so I'm like,
whoever loses this? And the rounds were favored, you know,
not by much obviously, but it was kind of like
a coin toss with two teams like that.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
But and I was listening to it in the car
because I was flipping between the Browns game and the
Patriots game on my drive. We were driving back from Virginia,
and I was, I, I'm almost positive they lost a
on a penalty.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Like the game actually came down to a false start. Yeah,
like they were so bad that the other team was
able to get them to jump off side in order
to lose the Suck Bowl twenty twenty five. Yeah, I was.
And then the guy got up, the guy that got
him to jump celebrated it and started like dancing like, yeah, bitch,
(27:41):
I got you to jump off sides. We're two and seven.
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Now, whoa yeah yeah, well wow. It was a bad
showing for the Cleveland Browns. I heard Stansbury going real
deep on it.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
And my Patriots are legit by the way, I don't
I don't know if you pay attention at all, but.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Well, Drake Baker Mayfield, they are back. Yeah, that's that
was That was kind of the sign.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Like even the sports talking heads in Boston were like, look,
they haven't had anything for a schedule. They're gonna get
smoked by Tampa Bay and they did you know what
I mean that these this team like looks for real,
that Drake bay kid looks great. So I'm very very
(28:24):
happy and two with that team. Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
I guess I didn't realize I knew that the Browns
Jets game, because everybody was kind of chuckling calling it
a clash of the Titans. I guess I didn't realize
how bad both of them were. I mean, I knew
that they were, you know, kind of in the basement
as far as like everything else goes. But I knew
enough to realize that, Yeah, again, whoever loses this is
the worst team that is truly in bad shape. But yeah,
(28:50):
but you did two weeks before. I mean, still not
the worst in the NFL, but I mean it's you.
You're splitting hairs at that point.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You literally played a team that got rid of two
of them they're best players in the last week before
the trade deadline. Yeah, they're actively tanking their season for
another Hey, maybe we won't suck next year if we
can find some draft picks like the Jets have done
for forty years. And this, somehow is a team that
(29:16):
you still lose to.
Speaker 9 (29:18):
I guess in the almost sixteen years that I've been
in Cleveland, and I've seen half a dozen coaches go
through the Cleveland Browns, I genuinely don't know how anybody
gauges success with that organization because it's obviously not as
simple as wins and losses. That's your first metric. Obviously,
a win is a win and a loss is a loss.
But other than that, the x's and o's, it's not
(29:39):
my forte as it is. But also, like I genuinely
don't know how that organization gauges success just don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What does success look?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
These are people who want to This is a billionaire
owner who wants to build a brand new spaceship dome,
you know, out by the airport for this team.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Why would anybody go.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Because they're going to have tell hotel, said ed Ar
table Voduos. This is gonna be I mean literally this hole.
It's like the Browns they go, yeah, yeah, they're gonna
play there too. It's almost like a mental afterthought that
the football team will be there, right But.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
To your point of measurements of success that you you
literally don't even care not you personally, this team does not.
It's like.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
The bar is no longer. Let's make the super Bowl.
The Bowl is no longer. Let's make the playoffs. Like
I know people who are running around.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
As Browns fans masturbating to the last quarterback that brought
them to the playoffs. Yeah, like they're like, oh man,
we let what's the guys just recently and he's in
uh Cincinnati right now, Judge Flackoll, Yeah, Joe fla Flacco
took us to a playoff game. Before that, it was
Baker Mayfield. Before that, it was Bernie goddamn KOs Arm, Like,
what are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
How Well, Giants fired Brian Daball after they lost to
the Bears.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And that's where they think Bill Belichick's gonna go.
Speaker 11 (30:57):
They really, yeah, they think that that's his his to
launch out of college football.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, there you go, because that's not gonna work out either.
I mean everybody knows that. Yeah, you know, he'll just
get paid out. But somebody's got to do something with
the Browns man.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
You gotta eventually, listen, I'm sure on top of being
an amazingly handsome guy, I'm sure Kevin Stefanski's a very
nice human being. Yeah, but it might be time, dude,
you know what I mean, Like might be time, might
be time for Andrew Berry to take a walk, Like
it might be time.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Then it might pay Anyway, there you go, and you
gotta be pissed if your Miles Garrett right, Well, like
I know he's stayed for the money. That was his choice,
but on record, it's not being happy right being. But
everybody nobody has any sympathy with the guy. Well I'm
staying for because I you know, Cleveland.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
You guys, the guy left, he said he was leaving
Cleveland and stayed because they threw all this dough at him.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, what do you think is gonna happen? Then you
got going to go on TV and bitch about the team.
By the way, why do we begrudge people who stay
for the money? Like dunk Yeah it was dunking on him,
Like will you to that? Yeah? I do the same thing,
but everybody's trying to get paid. At least don't complain, right,
don't then you to be like, oh, this team sucks, Yeah,
no kidding, they suck and you're still a competitor. All right,
there you go. There's You're four.
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Allen, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.
Who are you call the Alan Cox Show?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three four eight one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Double oh seven?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Did you watch any of the Rock Hall inductions? Were
probably otherwise indisposed?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I guess yeah. I saw some of the clips.
Speaker 11 (33:24):
I tried to see who performed, who showed up, who didn't,
that kind of stuff, But it was a pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Whild I didn't watch the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
They were streaming it live on Disney and so I
kind of clicked in and watched for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I wanted to see because they had a.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
Crawl at the bottom it said coming up, and so
you kind of knew what was on the way. So
I knew that Warren Zevon was going to be inducted
by David Letterman. And but you know that whole thing,
the live stream, it's like a five hour event. You know,
we talked about this and if you've ever gone, you
know what it is. And we've been fortunate to go
a handful of times, no less than Pitchfork swinging amiss
from them, as their whole write up was about the
(33:56):
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Cleveland,
whereas it was in Los Angeles as a matter of fact,
and the setup there was no, I'm sorry, was that
the Barkley Center, Wasn't it? It was in New York
I think isn't that where it was? It wasn't in LA.
It was in New York A. Yeah, I think it
was New York City. Yeah, And anyway, but the setup
there was pretty wild too, like they had kind of
like like arena seating in kind of this proscenium around
(34:20):
like a semi circle around the state. About the hour
or so that I watched, the sound was arable. So
I had a real hard time getting into it because
either the audio they didn't have the audio potted up properly,
or it was you know, Jim Carrey inducted Soundgarden. He
(34:40):
was the host of SNL in the mid nineties when
Soundgarden was.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Musical guest. Was that the connection? I think that is
when he met them? Okay, all right, yep.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
I was wondering what the connection was because Jim Carrey
did agree, and he did a great job.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I thought his speech was well.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Guess what happened was he might have talked about I
didn't see the whole thing, but he wanted them. He
was already hip to them, and he wanted them to
be the musical guest when he was going to host. Okay,
and so like this album Bad Motorfinger is the one
that really got me in the Soundgarden. A lot more
people because of MTV and radio play, got on board
with them for super Unknown, but I loved Bad motor Finger.
(35:21):
I just will listen to this album nineteen ninety ninety one.
Around then so I think, like pre nevermind, right, I
listened to this album non stop, like this and a
facelift from Alison Chains, like just non stop.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I was listening to these.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Jim Carrey did a little bit of fire Marshall Bill
as he inducted.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So after the show, they handed me what is to
this day one of my most prized possessions, the Fender
telecaster Chris played on the show, signed by the whole band.
Pay no attention to the burn marks on the pit guard.
Speaker 15 (36:00):
Someone backstage she's playing with matches, But.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
That's Brandy Carlile and Taylor Momson who did The Grinch
with Jim Carrey twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (36:26):
And they played with Soundgarden some connective titsue yep, yep, okay,
because I wasn't sure if anybody actually played because from
what I saw outcast did not perform. No, but like
neither did the White Stripes because Meg didn't show it.
Meg didn't show no. Jack White is just total crap.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
But whatever, Well, she sent a message.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
But even like you know, and Chris Cornell's daughter sang
and she's you know, lovely and a great voice and
all that. But you know, even Warren Zevon. You know,
Warren Zevon has been dead for twenty two years. And
they had The Killers play Lawyers, Guns and Money, which
is a great song, but the I don't think the
Killers are the right band for that song. And I'm
(37:17):
not trying to be too precious about it. It's just
as I was listening to them, I was like, boy,
this ain't it.
Speaker 11 (37:22):
So Cornell's daughter she did a strip down acoustic version
of one of their songs, right, yes, what was it?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Did you happen to catch it? She did Fell on
Black Days? Oh, she did, Okay, great song.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
Tony Cornell did Fell on Black Days with Nancy Wilson playing.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Okay, So like Nancy Wilson was in.
Speaker 9 (37:37):
The mix, and you know, because Iggy Pop inducted the
White Stripes and so on stage, there was a lot
of Nancy Wilson and there was you know, so we
was cool. I mean there was a there was a
cool mix of a lot of different people.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Did you see Tyler the Creator do bombs over Bagdad?
I did not.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
No, I saw Janelle Money. I think that's when because
I think she's just crazy Foxy in talent.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
Dude, if you like Tyler the creator at all or
if you like Outcast, you gotta he nails bombs over Bagdad,
which is not an easy song.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
To do in the least.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Now.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
I saw the Outcast reunion at Austin City Limits years ago,
and that was the one and only time I'd ever
seen Outcast.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I figured, if there's a time to do it, it was
that they were awesome. They were dynamite. I love them,
Love Outcast, Sydney Lauper, Bad Company.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Last minute, of course, they announced that Paul Rodgers was
not going to show up, so just Simon Kirk playing
the drums. I think that's what I when I tuned
in is when Simon Kirk was playing the drums for
Bad Company and Chris Robinson was singing for them, and
Nancy Wilson's playing guitar. Chris Robinson didn't sound great, Like
I don't know if it was the so many Brian
Adams was kind of trading versus with him. It just
(38:47):
sounded like either the sound itself was bad or everybody
was just like everybody sounded really burned out. I don't
know what it was, but like nobody sounded amazing.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
When I was clicking in, I do think part of
it too, man, is like Chris Robinson's getting old. Man,
it's gonna to receiving those songs, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but those Black Crows songs and his voice. I know
he's doing other stuff, but it's like that voice that
he has is that's not an easy thing to keep going.
Speaker 14 (39:16):
You know.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
The last time I saw Warren after the show, Warren
goes up to his dressing room. He's got a guitar
there that he's used every time he's appeared on our show.
He picks up the guitar and he puts it in
the guitar case. He hands it to me and he says,
take care of this for me. So for twenty two years,
I have taken care of the guitar. This is the
(39:39):
guitar right here. Tonight it's thrown back to work.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I'm mining in Honduras. I'm a guestis man.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Send lawyers gun sending money?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yes, he's a fan.
Speaker 9 (40:04):
I mean Brandon Flowers is a good singer, and the
Killers are great. And Waddie would tell who was Warren
z Evon's longtime collaborator. He was playing guitar and they
seemed excited, but Brandon Flowers was like kind of trying
to sing it like Warren's.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
It was weird. I don't know, He's They're a little
bit more buttoned up than that. The Killers doesn't sound terrible.
Killers are real good at what they do.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
But yeah, I don't know. It was fine, And then
who else gets in? Sidney Lauper gets in? Here's Sidney
Lauper a little bit of her.
Speaker 17 (40:31):
I know that I stand on the shoulders of the
women in the industry that came before me, and my
shoulders are broad enough to have the women that come
after me stand on mine.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You like her being in the rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, I don't.
Speaker 9 (40:51):
I'm sorry, I don't sang with Avril Levine club.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
To me that it's so different than Houston or anybody else's.
But there's there's I don't know, dude, there's nothing amazingly
groundbreaking that Cindy Lauper did.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Well.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
I always go back to any issues I have with
any artist, I always go back to, there's a single
person live who said Cindy Lauper.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
There's no rock artists who go Cidey Lauper really influenced me,
you know.
Speaker 11 (41:23):
But but but she's in before any of these massive
metal bands that we talk about, because the Hall of
Fame has a hair across their ass about metal.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
G Yeah, I don't quite understand that either. Maiden still
not in.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
Yeah, that's Judas Priest got in with one of those
like Side awards, you know.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, and the Little Influence Award that's how Zevon got
in Boston is still not in.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
First time Bad Companies even been on the ballot was
this year, Like it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (41:46):
Yeah, So they had a video message from Paul Rodgers,
I guess from his home, and you know, he's an
odlooking fellow now because he still colors his hair, but
you know he's he's infirmed to some degree, and so
he's had some work done over the years and he's
an odd looking guy.
Speaker 18 (42:01):
But you know, that night I went to a dance
and I heard a record by little.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Richard good God him his mother, and.
Speaker 18 (42:08):
I thought to myself, I'm going to follow that music
and find out all about it. Now I found myself
being inducted into the brotherhood and sisterhood of the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame with our band Bad Company
from the Desirata You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
You have a right to be here.
Speaker 18 (42:26):
Therefore, be at peace with God, and whatever your labors
and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace
with your soul. It is still a beautiful world. My
prayer for us is that we all choose love.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Yeah, he was, he was feeling it. Boy, they were
happy to hear from Paul Rodgers. Sultan Pepa got into
I forgot that they were getting in, and I was.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Their dynamite.
Speaker 9 (42:54):
Of course, Spinderella became the first female DJ to be
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
But I'm a.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
Bittersweet because when Salt and Peppa were doing their acceptance,
they were like, the business still hates us, and we're
not on any of the streaming services and blah blah blah.
We're just trying to get our music heard. And I
went right to Spotify and they're right there. So I'm
not quite sure what they were talking about. But I
was most struck with respect at how they looked. Yeah,
(43:21):
I had not seen Salton Peppa in a long time,
and boy do they look different now I know it's
forty years later.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I don't mean that.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
I just mean that, you know, Cheryl, what's Pepa's name is, Cheryl,
Cheryl Dennison. I think is Pepa one of them is good.
She's had a lot of work done. Boy, Pepa has
had a lot of work done. She looks like she's
twenty seven years old. Like at first, I go, oh
my god, Pepa couldn't make it, Like who's this girl?
(43:49):
And so they were good. They're so great kidd and
play show up. They get in vogue to walk you know,
on stage, do what a man. So you know, it
was a lot of good stuff. But I was like, wow,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 11 (44:00):
I'm in a hot minute, I'm I'm googling it right
now to see what you're talking about.
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Yeah, she's had a lot of work done, and you know, listen,
you do what you want to do. You can't blame
anybody for trying to maintain some visual relevance, I guess
in the in your business. But yeah, so Salmpeble were good.
But I didn't see outcasts go in and it's but
you know, it was, uh, it was fine. I wasn't
gonna clocked in about four and a half hours long.
Speaker 11 (44:25):
I don't know which one of these three is who
looking at this picture, I honestly could not tell you.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Minerell is the only one who really looks the same.
I mean, you know, was it in LA or New York?
Speaker 9 (44:37):
I thought it was at the Barkley Center, but I'm
thinking it was I honestly don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Maybe it was in LA. I couldn't remember. I thought
that I did not pay attention to that in the least.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
Well anyway, they they were live streaming it on Disney
and they will chop it way down in the era
of New Year's Day on ABC.
Speaker 11 (44:55):
So it looks like, if I'm if I'm looking at
this properly, this must have been La. It looks like
the one that was always on the heavier side, so
the one who was on the thinner side have flipped
like the thinner of the two is now.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It looks like she's bigger, and I don't know about that,
but I just know that Pepa is taller. She was
always taller.
Speaker 9 (45:18):
Looks Spinderella looks like a woman who's aged normally.
Speaker 11 (45:21):
So Pepa's on the left in this picture, and then
Spinderella's in the middle. She looks the same, and then
Cheryl James's Salt, she looks completely different.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
Yeah, they look like but anyway, uh she had I
just hadn't seen them in a long time, and I
was like, wow.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Still sounded great now again. I am in no way
throwing shade. I am.
Speaker 11 (45:40):
I am on record as saying I love this version
of Nelly Fortato, so you don't have to worry about
me when it comes to that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 9 (45:47):
No, that's not what I mean. I just I hadn't
seen them for such a long time.
Speaker 10 (45:50):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Visual is obviously a huge part of any kind of music,
and it's a big night for anybody who's doing that.
But but I guess Papa there they alluded to it,
but I couldn't quite see out what they were saying.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
They're suing the label, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
They're trying to get their masters or whatever they were
talking about, how like the label has taken them down
from all the streamers because they don't want to play fair,
and I'm like, I you're on Spotify or and apple Play.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
It says they put their record label on blast, and
a pointed message about copyright ownership, So it must just
be there must be some back and forth about who
owns what we had cassette tapes, turntables and dreams. And
we are in the fight of our lives right now
for our masters. After forty years, as we celebrate this,
kids can't even stream our music. It's been taken off
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every streaming platform because the industry will not play fair.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Except the outcast.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Guys didn't want to be with each other, right, Yeah,
I don't know, like that they don't get along.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Was I didn't realize?
Speaker 11 (46:43):
Is that why they didn't perform? Yeah, because they did.
They were on stage together when they accepted. They introduced
like they were part of it.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
But I think I think they were like, we're not
going to perform with each other. Oh, that's a drag.
Speaker 11 (46:54):
I was kind of like, yeah, because Andre three thousand
started to cry.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, based on what Jack White said.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Jack White talked about being in little spaces, and he's like,
we started in a little space and he started to cry.
And then big boys stepped in and started talking, and
they seemed perfectly fine. They patted each other on the back,
They seemed cool. Maybe it's just you know, for that
moment they could get past it.
Speaker 9 (47:15):
Yeah, the whole thing started with with a whole slicedtone thing,
which was awesome.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
But yeah, I mean I think it was as good
as any other year.
Speaker 9 (47:25):
One of the guys in Soundgarden, I think they're their
first bass player, this guy named Hiro Yamamoto. He's been
out of the band for forty years, right, I mean
he was the founding member in an original basis, but
he split pretty early, but part but they're all up there.
So it's Ben Shephard, the guy who would blow up
with Soundguard, and he was the guy that replaced him
on the base and mack hammeron and Kim Tale and
(47:46):
but you know, they all say something and Hiro Yamamoto
launches into this thing like, Hey, my parents were in
Japanese internment camps during World War Two.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
So let's say I we can not go back down
that road, you know. Yeah. It was pretty intense.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
Yeah, and then he was he was the one that
really sort of put all the focus on Chris though,
you know what I mean, Like he talked a lot
about Chris and was like none of us would be
standing here if there was anybody else from in that band.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
Yeah, he's right. Twenty one. Pilots were good. Those guys
are always like I didn't think much of them when
they first kind of broke, but I think those are
really talented. He did the White Strikes right, Yeah, yeah,
I think so they're from Columbus, I think.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
But yeah, it was good, so I will probably go back.
I do want to watch the rest of it, but
I was like, I'm not gonna sit here all night
watch a frigging rock hall inductions. No, but you do
have to watch the Tyler Tyler the Creator doing bombs
over bag Dad. It was unreal. Sound nice shick one,
my sound, Nice checkty my sound? Nice chick three? You
(48:48):
ready rock well?
Speaker 18 (48:50):
The bame.
Speaker 9 (49:01):
What I was struck with is I forgot how many
hits Salt and Peppa Head, Oh my god, how many bangers? Like,
how many legendary songs? Right, they're still getting played? Yeah,
that's I forgot. I was like, oh, Salton Pepa because
a lot of times I'm like, wait, they're not TLC.
And then I'm like, oh, of course not Salt and
Pepper like push it and let's talk about sex, and
you know they predated them. But yeah, because the thing
(49:24):
if you watch that live stream, you got to contend
with like the awkward set changes and like the sound
going out, and it's it's all the raw audio, and
so maybe they'll sweeten it when when you get maybe
that New Year's Day version will be better because they
always have audio issues.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Because is that when it's a live event. Huh, that's
when they'll have it ready. Is New Year's they say.
Speaker 9 (49:43):
I think, yeah, you can get a truncated version of it,
I think now in Hulu. But like the New Year's
Day airing on ABC Network is when it's like a
two hours in and out. I think, like Elton John's
in it, and you know Ellen for some reason, I
didn't know that Paul Rodgers was English. Yeah, I didn't know.
(50:04):
And poor Simon Kirk. I mean, this guy he was
sitting there because he was dressed in a tuxedo. So
he's playing the two songs of Bad Company. He's playing
the drums and he's got like his shirt sleeves pushed up,
but he's got a bow tie on. I mean, this
guy looked like he was gonna fall over. Yeah, you know,
this guy's pushing eighty but sounded great.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
So you trying to make up uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
It's weird, it's right cool. And there's plenty more where
that came from.
Speaker 12 (50:36):
Back to the Alan God Show on one hundred point
seven WMMS.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
I thought for sure Meg White showing up was going
to be the big.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Reveal me too, and nothing nothing.
Speaker 9 (50:54):
I mean Jack White was you know, deferential to her obviously, and.
Speaker 11 (51:01):
Yeah at the complimentary of her. I mean he probviously
still loves her. I mean that was his news forever.
That's where all that music came from.
Speaker 9 (51:10):
You don't want to talk shrimp on your ex wife.
I guess right, I guess he's on number three, go
back to number one.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah she should have been. I don't know, man, I
get it. She wants out of the industry. Blah blah
blah blah. I mean something like that. You show up,
she's like living, like living on a farm somewhere, right, Yeah, somewhere.
I saw a picture of her.
Speaker 11 (51:27):
She looks the exact same, just heavier, you know what
I mean, she looks like mag I mean, you would.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Know it was her instantly. Maybe that had something to
do with it. I don't know. I just I think
she just has such a disdain for everything that is
rock and roll, that she wanted nothing to do it.
Speaker 9 (51:42):
I guess so, well, you can't keep a good man,
or if you will, you can't keep a third man down.
I ah, but uh yeah, that rock Hall inductions on Saturday.
Very exciting for people who like those bands. Now we
just wait for when they release the list of nominees
(52:02):
and we can scream and whine about that.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Rob We'll just start doing snubbles again.
Speaker 9 (52:07):
We can whenever they release the list of the Class
of twenty twenty six and everybody lather, rinse, repeat.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Do you think they will eventually get to Maiden? Yes, right,
they have to. I don't know why they have I
don't I don't well, and that's my I don't know.
I don't know why.
Speaker 9 (52:29):
There are some bands that the rock hole waits until
there's a fever pitch. It's not like we're equivocal about
Iron Maiden being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
So I don't you know, a lot of times it's
sour grapes. She'll hear people go, well, the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame just hates heavy metal.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
I think I think they do.
Speaker 9 (52:50):
I'm not conspiratorial about it. But I think that there
is there's some kind of sense that that kind of
rock and roll is less legitimate or and I don't
know why because it's highly technical music.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
And no disrespect, but a man who did four different
versions of the exact same song is now in the
rock and roll Chubby Checker, Yeah, yeah, dude before Alison Chains. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:16):
But I always feel like that's an homage to just
the history of a right. They get around, they kind
of spin the wheel of old guys who aren't in there,
and then they go, Okay, let's get him in before.
Speaker 11 (53:25):
And he was always I mean, he drives around in
a vehicle that says put Chubby Checker in the rock
and roll Hall of Fame. So I mean I get it,
like he's he's a self advocate. It's a big thing
for him.
Speaker 9 (53:34):
You've got to advocate for yourself. But man, nobody else
is gonna do it. You think of the bands, the
bands that are not in.
Speaker 11 (53:44):
Even like other versions of people like Prior Prior Live,
Eric Clapton, right, Clapton is in Cream and Blind Faith
are not what yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:56):
What? How? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
When is Halloween going to get into the rock and
Roll Hall of Fame guys, I mean, what are we
doing here? When is Coveredale Page going to get into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2 (54:09):
The band Boston, thank you very much? They should be in.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Maybe I got two words for a Rob Kip Winger.
Let's put these guys into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 11 (54:20):
Hey, it's probably they're probably Okay, Crosby Stills, Nashing, Young,
aren't Dane?
Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is that true? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (54:26):
I mean are they in individual Crosby Stills in Nash
or they're not.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
In any Young with Young, They're not. They're not in,
but they're in.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
I believe the three of them. C SN is in
just not c s N wats ces correct? Neil Young
is in as a solo artist, right, yeah?
Speaker 19 (54:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
I think if you're in, you're in.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
You know, you get to these second and third iterations
of things where they're like, well as he's with Black
sabb well now he's in as a solo artist.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
That's fine.
Speaker 11 (54:52):
I mean, who's that other guy that nobody knows, uh,
what's his name?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Do oh? Isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Ronald James Dio? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one makes sense. Yeah,
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 9 (55:07):
I think that they have kind of shot themselves in
a foot with respect to that genre, in that they've
let that period of rock music snowball so massively that
they're almost paralyzed with where, well, where do we go?
But you got to get somebody in there. I mean,
you know, Judas Priest at the very least. You know,
(55:29):
you look at a band like Iron Maid and you
look at Judas Priest. I don't think anybody's drilling down
into the warrants, and you know.
Speaker 11 (55:36):
I mean, I'm scrolling right now, just quickly looking. Jay
Giles still not in Grand Funks, still not in? Really no, okay, uh,
guess who is still not in? I don't know, Billy,
I don't get nominated this year? You said, guess who
(55:57):
is not in?
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (55:59):
Oh, the guess who still not Sorry Maiden obviously right now,
James Gang not in, Jane's Addiction, not in, Jethro Tull
not in.
Speaker 9 (56:09):
Maybe we could fool them, we go, Hey, you guys
should nominate James Addiction, and then the James Gang and
Jane's Addiction all run in together, gotcha, bitch?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (56:21):
Got two for one, Yeah, Huey Lewis, I would argue
absolutely should be in the rock and roll you know.
Speaker 19 (56:26):
The Jay guy.
Speaker 9 (56:27):
What I'm thinking is the Jay Giles band have been
nominated five times. Yeah, and they're not two thousand and five,
two thousand and six, twenty eleven, twenty seventeen, and twenty eighteen.
At some point you just go, it's fine, all right,
that's okay. Well no, if you're the band, you go
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
No, who cares? No, no, no, no, I think it's
even worse. You like that.
Speaker 11 (56:46):
What's that woman the got nominated for the soap opera
thing a million times, Thouci Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
You don't want to be that person.
Speaker 9 (56:55):
Because what happens is you end up getting the Lifetime
Achievement Award where they go, all right, you're not dead yet,
and uh you know you're still We never put you
in anything.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
The Meters aren't in Molly Hatchet, the Monkeys, eh, the Monkeys,
with all respect to the Motley Cruz, not in. Yeah,
Motorhead not in.
Speaker 10 (57:17):
See.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
Motorhead is one of those bands when they talk about
Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, I mean, Motorhead is one
of those bands that within that Jean Jean should have unanimity.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
On their induction. But you know, listen, there's a lot
of bands. I don't know, I got a life to
lead up. Everybody was all pissed off that the Oasis
didn't get in this year. I'm like, oh, I mean
I can okay. Cool, they got back together and we're
talking about them again. They're a perfectly good band. Think
into the eighties before we get into the nineties and
the yachts and even the seventies. I mean there's bands
just sitting there. Yeah, the Pixies aren't in Poison. I
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don't guess I kind of understand that one, but I could.
Speaker 11 (57:56):
I could hear you understanding or hear you speaking out
about it before some of these other bands.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Rainbow's not in. Is Richie blackmore in with Deep Purple?
I would assume, yeah, would have to be right. I
mean Deep Purple's dead, Yeah, I think so. I don't know.
You know who else isn't in as a solo artist? Uh? Uh,
don't tell me. Don't tell me. Uh who David Lee
(58:25):
Roth oh not in the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame as a solo artist in with Van Halen. How
is that possible, Dave. If they were to induct you,
would you show up? Yeah? How would you get there?
Oh that I'm run in yea, scorpions aren't de in?
(58:46):
Got no, all.
Speaker 9 (58:48):
Right, Dave, I wouldn't need these battle these fights.
Speaker 11 (58:52):
Smashing pumpkins aren't in. Sonic Youth isn't in, Billy Squire
isn't in.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Listen. There are always going to be more bands that
aren't in than are.
Speaker 9 (59:01):
Imagine a day where they run out of bands for
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That day will
never come. That's when you go, Cindy Lauper, that's.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah, we got we got it all right? Cool? Yeah,
get her? Call up, Cindy, she's still living. Yell she is, okay, cool,
bring her in.
Speaker 9 (59:16):
But to me, it always follows and not necessarily follow
the money, but the I don't know what it follows.
There's a commercial aspect to all of it, obviously. I'm
just curious how they land there. I'm curious what that
does for them to go, Yes, Cindy Lauper, rock and
Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
It checks the politically correct box.
Speaker 9 (59:38):
Well, I don't even know if it's politically correct. Well
what because she's a female artist, and it just she
checks the box. But the's somebody else to just put
in that aren't in there. I mean, girls just want
to have fun, but this time after time. This is
what I'm saying, is the is part of the consideration
purely commercial. Hey, everybody loves Motorhead and yes they should
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be in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but
they weren't selling a ton of records when they were around,
like the Ramones, right, everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Loves the Ramones.
Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
These guys weren't selling dick when they were alive.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
No, but rock and roll and listen.
Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
I will argue this all the time because people will say, well,
why is NWA in? Why is ice Cube in? Before STP?
And rock and roll is an image right yeah, so
I will absolutely fly that flag, and I will say
that some without question n w A should be in
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame because if it's
all about rock and roll and f you to the establishment,
then they should be in without question.
Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Attitude, But where does Cindy Lapper fall into rock and roll?
I mean, come on, that's a good question, right, Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And STP is just.
Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
Another example, like I don't even like them. But Styx
isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? You
know Stansbury's favorite, Sublime not in? Huh, super Tramp not
in Survivor probably well super Kiss I can get that one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
They took the long way home one too many times.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
We're up?
Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
Oh, and what about that that horrible Irish band?
Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
What the hell is the name of that?
Speaker 18 (01:01:09):
You too?
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Thin?
Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Lizzie? Not in the rock ho Is you two in
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Of course they are,
because Bono's up everybody's ass. Who it sounds like, goes
up your ass? Tool is not in? Dave? Are you
up the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's ass?
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Yesham?
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
How about Twisted Sister so very agreeable? Joe Walsh solo?
Yeah yeah, Weezer, White Zombie? What about Edgar and Johnny Winter?
(01:01:49):
Shouldn't they be in? Yes? How many other can you
still call them?
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Is that still the difference? What is it? Is there
another turn for it? Now? But what do you mean
with the very palbino? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
I believe that's a medical terminology. Well, I wanted to
make sure before albinos.
Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
Yeah, so they would have to be one hundred percent
of the albino contingent of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
Check that bo Yeah, a couple of dance hall guys
in there that might be too, but they're not going
to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, listen,
David Lee Ross very agreeable about them, right, we get it.
Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
What do you think about weird Al Yankovic in the
Rock and the Hall of Fame? The most obvious thing
just sitting there. We even played weird Al songs on
snumble shot weekends. And how does that guy not get
in right down the street? You gotta be hearing us?
Why Dave thet least here? And Dave whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Thinking of by the way, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
I do want to mention John Cleary has passed away,
and you might not know the name. He was seventy four,
just died. He was one of the nine students wounded
(01:03:12):
in the Kent State shooting in nineteen seventy and he
lived in Pittsburgh and he had been battling pancreatic cancer
for a while. Of course, for dead in Ohio, everybody
knows the song in Kent State back in the day,
but he was one of the nine students that was wounded.
He was immortalized on a Time magazine cover and was
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not even like part of the protest right. He was
a nineteen year old freshman at Kent State in nineteen
seventy and he was studying architecture and he was like,
I was just curious. I wasn't out there for activism.
I was out there to see what all the hubbub
was about. And he got a hit in the chest.
Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Yeah, he's the one who's laying on the hill. His
eyes are wide open, they're pushing on his chest.
Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Ye, that's me. Talk about an iconic image. Iconic.
Speaker 9 (01:04:03):
Yeah, other students trying to give him first aid cover
of Life magazine. I think I said Time that Life magazine.
Well it was on all the covers, right Ken Stave photos. Yeah,
and he has passed away outside Pittsburgh, suffered permanent lung
damage from the shooting. He went back to Kent State
by the way back to the scene of the crime,
(01:04:26):
to finish his degree, and he got married and he
just kind of lived a normal life, right. He said
that most people he knew, most of his friends, most
of his coworkers throughout his life did not even know
that that was him in that photo. And that's not surprising, right,
kind of people of that generation there, that's not something
that they're going to really draw that kind of attention
(01:04:47):
to themselves, especially since by his own admission, he wasn't
there in any kind of politically activist. He's caught in
the crossfire.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Literally.
Speaker 11 (01:04:55):
Well, there's two types of people in the world, right,
there's that guy who was that guy, and then there's
the guy that is the person in that image that
has it on a T shirt that says that's me
and walks around everywhere they go because that's all their identity.
Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Is, Ask me about my Kent State bullet. Correct.
Speaker 11 (01:05:13):
This guy obviously left that in his past. It was
part of who he was. It happened, but it wasn't
what defined him.
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Well.
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
He also said that his family was very conservative, so
at the time, his family didn't want him criticizing the
National Guard.
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
And my thought would be, boy.
Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
There's ever a time you can directly criticize somebody, it's
when they shoot you, yeah, for doing that, because they're
spraying bullets on campus. But then his son was born
in the early eighties on the anniversary of the shooting,
and he said that he took that as a signal
and became kind of more publicly outspoken and he would,
you know, speak at Kent State and things like that.
(01:05:50):
Only five of the people now remain alive from the
people who survived the Kent State shooting. So I do
want to mention that because I saw that came across
John Cleary living outside Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
There but a big write up in the New York
Times on him. Yeah, condolence is that's sad.
Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Speaking of Ken, our friend Caleb from Kent will check
in occasionally with messages for us.
Speaker 20 (01:06:14):
Alan Caleb and can't listen to the podcast from a
couple of days ago. You guys were talking about the
word lavish and how lifestyle is the only word that
ever follows it. There's another word that kind of pops
in the mind that has like a real similar situation.
So if I say the word feverishly, the next word
would obviously be and I'm going to pause here and
(01:06:37):
wait for you both to say masturbating.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah, of course that's right.
Speaker 20 (01:06:41):
No one has ever used the word feverishly other than
to proceed masturbating it's just how the world works.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I don't know what to tell you. Okay, love you
by He's right. I guess I didn't think about that
fever You've never said that for anything else. You've only
feverishly masturbated.
Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
I thought it was furiously masturbating, which is why I
think it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Really, I've never heard that.
Speaker 9 (01:07:04):
He was furiously masturbating because it implies a lot of torque,
and you're really mad. I mean, feverishly you can make
the you you could at least account.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
For the torque. That's what I've done. That demeanor.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
I don't know if the demeanor is implied, and feverishly
that's all I've ever saw.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
So you knew what he was going to say without questions.
Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I didn't know you would say furiously that guy was
furiously masturbating. Yes, I see, like in stories and things,
well witness has described him as furiously masturbating, feverishly angry,
angry whack.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Okay, well you guys, I'm not saying you're wrong. You
knew where he was going a feverish wink. I guess
I used that like I would say, I'm feverishly awaiting
the next night club appearance of a wish of bitch wood.
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That's when I'd use the word, right, I mean, you
can use it in another context. The second he said feverish,
he was like, oh you knew. Okay, I guess I
had curiously on the brain.
Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
You could put it in any order, you know, masturbating, feverishly,
feverishly mastering mind.
Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
You even as a young man, when I first got
into it, as a young Catholic boy, I don't even
think then I was either feverish.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Or furious about it when you first started, you mean, yeah,
of course not sorry, when I was eleven, and once
you're in, you're in for life. Yeah that sounds right. Yeah,
furiously is okay. So but you knew, you knowew where
Caleb was.
Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
Okay, I'm feverishly talking to the ghosts in my eyelids
because I've just guzzled a bottle of cough syrup and
my brain is on fire. I guess it's more a
literal use of it, but yeah, okay, feverishly masturbating. He
was even kind enough to pause, and we knew exactly
what he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, okay, well there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Thank you, Caleb, appreciate the call there hour after hour's
line where Caleb dropped the message you can use that
anytime you like.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
That number is two one six nine eight six eighty
nine oh.
Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Three The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point sevens.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Call the Allen Cox Show. Is that what you want
to do? Think about it?
Speaker 15 (01:09:11):
Allan once divorced in them.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Broke good Mann eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 21 (01:09:28):
A freighter carrying a crew of twenty nine disappeared on
Lake Superior during a severe storm last night, and so
far no survivors had been found. The freighter, the Edmund Fitzgerald,
was transporting iron ore when it ran into high winds
and twenty five foot waves.
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Rebeccavell has the story.
Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
In the area where the Fitzgerald went down, his sister
ship joined the search, but so far all that was
found was an oil slick light jackets, and an empty lifeboat.
There was no sign of the twenty nine men aboard.
Officials say the freighter was finding gaale winds and twenty
five I put waves that Fitzgerald left the Burlington Northern Docks.
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Here's Superior, Wisconsin.
Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Sunday afternoon, a cargo of more than twenty six thousand
tons of taconite or pellets. She was bound for Detroit.
The huge freighter was last heard from shortly after seven
o'clock last night, and one of its officers radio to
a nearby steamer to say that Fitzgerald was taking on
water and had lost.
Speaker 15 (01:10:22):
Two hatch covers.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Shortly after that, the freighter disappeared.
Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
All right, well, there you go. I guess I kept
people waiting long enough. I've talked about the Edmund Fitzgerald
so much on the show over the past year and
today you might have noticed you were. Whenever you weren't
getting AI slop fed to you on your algorithm, you
were somehow getting Edmund Fitzgerald's content shoved down your throat.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Why do you think that is?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Why was everybody getting so much Edmund Fitzgerald's stuff.
Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
I think it was just it was it was sneaking
up and it's one of those things. People are paying
a ton of attention to it the moment it's it's
it's getting its time in.
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
The social media mess. An AI slop right anniversary.
Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I guess it is a modern maritime disaster, right.
There aren't too many of those. I guess you get
your Exon Valdis, But I don't people.
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Doubt these the Exxon valdiese nuts, yes, who could? Who
could forget that? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
All right, well yeah, the fiftieth anniversary of twenty nine
people lost on the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Well, there was the one that girl.
Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
There was the one that took out the bridge too,
just recently right like that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Yeah, there was one of those. Anybody die, I don't,
I don't remember, not twenty nine people. No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
And there was just like the Exon Valdize that was
more like an like an it was a natural disaster, yeah,
like it just it ruined the environment, right, But I
don't remember there being like a massive death toll other
than that.
Speaker 9 (01:12:02):
I don't think that there was no I mean, you know,
but when you think about I guess ship wrecks and
ships going down, you don't really think of them being
so much in the modern day.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I guess. Gordon Lightfoot also not in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame room.
Speaker 11 (01:12:18):
Yeah, Tenant Association.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Let me give it to this guy because he was
an Andrea Doria survivor. Andrew Dory. Isn't that the one
they did the song about Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
You could fit fifteen people in that bathroom. I think
Gordon Lightfoot was the boat. Yeah, and it was rammed
by the cat Stevens Andrea Doria colliding with a Stockholm
and dense fog twelve miles off the coast of Nantucket.
(01:12:57):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
It's in my book Astonishing Tales of the Sea.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Fifty one people died. Fifty one people, that's it. I
thought it was like a thousand and sixty survivors. That's
no tragedy. Many people. You're losing a normal cruise thirty forty.
Can I take a look at that book?
Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Oh yeah, I also got Astounding Bear Attacks.
Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
I want to read Astounding bear Attacks? Are they really astounding?
Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Though?
Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
So fifty years for the Edmund Fitzgerald and golly what
a time?
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
So mystery, rob? What caused it? Still a mystery? Should
I go grab some Moulson's? Should we do doing and deer?
Do we have Molson in the fridge?
Speaker 20 (01:13:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
No, but I'll go next door. I should see it.
I guess something.
Speaker 9 (01:13:52):
Right, I mean, fortunately the audience won't know what we're drinking,
so we could clink together just a couple of random
drinks and oh.
Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
We should have something Canadian for the I mean, even
though actually the boat wasn't from Canada. So I guess
it doesn't matter what we drank it because right it
was it was an American vessel.
Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Correct, Lightfoot just happens to be Canadian.
Speaker 9 (01:14:13):
How come nobody talks about the Arthur m Anderson. I
don't know the boat that trailed it, right, The Arthur
m Anderson trailed the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Was it named after the ad agency that you mean?
Speaker 11 (01:14:30):
Is that the one that radioed in that they were
having I believe, so trailed the Fitzgerald through the night
and then led the search.
Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
But it was pretty much on the same path it
was sailing to Gary, Indiana, which you know, yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
There was a special a buddy of mindset.
Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
It's like a twenty five minute documentary about diving it
and why they haven't been back, and there's like it's
it's it's really worth the watch if you if you
care it all about it or think it's I mean,
I love the song so much that it makes me
care about the ship. But it's interesting, like they'll never
ever go back. It's been declared a like a grave site,
(01:15:09):
and that's it. There's no they will never dive it again.
Because they were filming it and they came across what
they thought was a crew member, and because the cold
depths in the fresh water, the ship looks pristine.
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
It's like in perfect shape, like the Titanic.
Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
It's all eroded and all that stuff from salt water,
but with just fresh water and being as cold as
it is down there, the boat is perfect. So they
came around a corner with one of the subs and
they saw like a life jacket and vest, and they
realized that it was a person and that was it.
Cameras went off and they weren't allowed back. No one's
(01:15:45):
been there since ninety five.
Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
So the Arthur Anderson just got lucky. Then, right they
went the order I think right now, imagine you're on
that boat and twenty nine dudes die.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Was it all? Twenty nine? Yeah, the whole crew, and.
Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
You're on the Arthur Anderson and you're like, oh Jesus,
well there was. They were what they're ten miles apart. Yeah,
but they went through the same storm, right, they didn't
avoid the storm.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yeah, but that's what the game is of November.
Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
Nobody truly knows what it was. They don't know if
it was a rogue wave. They don't know, like they said,
they said that there could be like, you know, five
different waves hitting you at the exact same time and
in rapid succession. Like they don't know what did it.
But they believe that the boats split in half. M well, yeah,
(01:16:31):
they all were.
Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
If you were on the Arthur Anderson, you'd be you
feel pretty good about it.
Speaker 11 (01:16:37):
There was part of it too that they think he
may have run aground prior to the skipper of the
of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and they think he might have done.
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Damage to the hull.
Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
Oh no, So when that all happened, the boat was
already taking on water and then it was just over.
But they're but now you can like now that all
of the the world of forensic evidence is so great,
they're not allowed back down there though, so they can't
do the studies to tell exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
So it just remains this massive mystery. And in the
middle of the day and in the middle of the day, uh.
Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
The Captain McSorley a part in his ships rolling some
twenty no twins. I don't know if you sounded like that,
but like the name McSorley, the guy that what was
the name of the other ship, the Arthur Anderson.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
Did you hear the tape of him talking to them
when they ask him what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Hello? Yes, No, I was the captain of the author.
Have you lost contact with the Edmund Fitzgerald, Sir Edmund
twenty not wins. I'll here water you're breaking up? Sir?
(01:17:53):
Who catch you?
Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Go me.
Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Bail November. Nobody write a song? Play somebody write a song.
Make sure it's a Canadian guy. No, I've never heard
the tapes.
Speaker 11 (01:18:14):
Yeah, there's there's one tape of the captain talking about
I think it's like actually from over the radio and
he's like yeah, he's like we were communicating. He said
he was listing. It's I'll send you the link to
the specialist twenty minutes. It's well worth the watch. It's good.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
No, I've never seen anything like that. I haven't even
finished the Gordon Lightfoot documentary. I don't know how fantastic
I know I will Did you start it. Yeah, and
you didn't make it through. Uh uh did it?
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Like, did you just lose interest?
Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
No, something else came up. I got a nine year
old man. Yeah, it was so good and it's only
like like under an hour. Yeah, I know, I'm only
about twelve minutes in.
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Oh yeah, you got I want it. I'm doling it
out rop Pork Gordon.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
That's why it takes me a year to watch one
of them ken Burns documentaries.
Speaker 11 (01:19:07):
Well, that's because you choose to watch it eighty seven
hour ken Burns documentary about Billy Joel.
Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
No, that was the HBO one that was only five hours.
I'm watching the seventeen hour ken Burns documentary on country music.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, it's very exciting, and by the
end of it, you know what the answer is going
to be, they're gonna go. And after all that, it's
still crapped. It's still the worst music on the planet.
Speaker 9 (01:19:31):
It still stinks. Jay Sherman from nineteen thirties. That's a
deep dive. Speaking of country music. By the way, I
was reading about the number one song on the Billboard
Country Digital Charts is an AI song and people love
to dunk on country music. They go, well, of course,
a we've done it, you know here. Of course, country
(01:19:54):
music is easy to AI because it all sounds the same.
But you could level that claim against every genre of music.
There's a lot of AI death metal online right because
all that you can pare it down to two or
three points on the curve and make any song sound
like it's in that genre. What bums me out though,
is that people don't care. You know, you got real
(01:20:16):
artists who are trying to get paid, which you got
to get four billion streams to make a couple of
bucks on streamers. But there's a song called Breaking Rust
and their AI generated song is the number one song,
so there's no mention of it online, at least their Instagram.
They have an Instagram account because you know, AI influencers
(01:20:41):
are a thing too, so they get you know, AI
hot chicks to influence in cells, to do stuff by
crap whatever. But it's the same with music. Breaking Rust
is described as outlaw country on their Instagram. I think
we will recognize it immediately as a I generated and
(01:21:03):
I don't know that it's fooling that many people the
way that most people consume music, where they kind of
just go on to the next thing, and you like
the way that sounds and probably don't really give it
much thought whether or not.
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I'd say, if you don't like talk, I'm gon key
bone talking and walk my whole.
Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Ain't changing my tone, ain't changing my song.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
I was born this way, been allowed to loan you game.
Yeah it's garbage, but I mean that's a number one
song right now.
Speaker 11 (01:21:32):
That's not like Jason el Dean or anything like. That's
exactly what that sounds like when they open their mouths.
It's the same song, you know, same trash writing, the
same things. But that's what I'm saying. You could pretty
much take any genre of music, and the music has
been kind of so pared down to its fundamental elements,
(01:21:56):
you know. And again, AI has just taking what's been
put out there. It's not making new things.
Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
It's just taking what's already out there and resynthesizing it
into something else. And obviously the artists themselves very vocal
about this, but don't really mean anything unless the consumers
are like, yeah, you know, you know, there are bands
that will take their music off of streaming services if
(01:22:22):
they want to advocate for one thing or the other.
A lot of people are upset that Spotify is running
ads for ice in between songs, and so you have
a handful of artists that have removed their catalogs from streamers.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
And what else are you going to cool your beverages with?
Like who cares immigration rope? Uh oh not frozen water?
Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
Yeah, we hear a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
want nothing to do with frozen water, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Cares man, keep your beverages cold.
Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
So, you know, all the hot takes and all the
think pieces are about like this, AI should make us mad.
It's the top of the country charts.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah, I guess, but people don't get. But that's the thing.
Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
You can't drag people kicking and screaming in the caaren.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
About this stuff. But even if it's like, what's the difference,
it's if it's not AI serving you that crap, it's
Luke Bryan, So what's the difference. Yeah, but at least
he's a real guy. You know, you can do the
same trash. But but.
Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
Yeah, but it is different. I mean, it is a
human artist versus something that is fully generated and with
no you know, you might not like the country music genre, Jean,
but you know, it's it's humans making it, I guess,
but it's quality is the exact same. In this case,
(01:23:38):
I would say, who cares if if that AI song
sounded any worse than whatever name the next guy I
can't think of released a song and it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Like, you know what I mean? Like it doesn't.
Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
It's not like the quality is worse. It's the same crap.
So who cares? Who's putting it out?
Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:23:57):
This AI band Breaking Rust has been on Instagram for
a month and has racked up thirty thousand followers and
has gotten one point eight million streams in that month.
Whereas actual country artists are trying to get people to
pay attention to what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
They just released the same garbage. Who cares? What's the difference? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
But how do you differentiate yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
That's the trouble.
Speaker 9 (01:24:24):
I mean, if you're a real artist and you're like, now,
I'm competing against robots, I'm competing against things that don't exist,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
I mean, I get it, But again, if the quality
is the exact same, be better, then do something better
than what AI is doing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
Yeah, but again it's contingent on the ears of the
consumer being trained, and they just aren't because we are
now so used to hearing music in a particular way
literally and figuratively. We're used to it being served to
us in this way streamers, and we're used to it
being so squeezed, yeah, processed down that it all kind
(01:25:02):
of sounds the same, pressed like crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
I think about it, like, I have this incredible sound
system at home and I will occasionally put something on
and my kids could not tell you the difference between
that and a sono speaker. Yeah, right, Well, and.
Speaker 9 (01:25:17):
That's what drives people nuts, is you know the artists
that are like put in their heart and soul into
stuff and writing songs or whatever, and the AI generated
stuff requires no work at all, but the person who
did it, whoever's behind it, they get the revenue from
the streams, and so you have you know, there's stories
of those people who make multiple artists and then just
(01:25:38):
let them roll. You know, somebody's suing Drake saying there's
no way this guy's getting a billion streams per month.
Is game in the system or somebody in his organization
is game in the system to have bots constantly streaming
his music.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
And so that's kind of what you're contending with. Now.
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
You had an already untenable situation with flesh and blood
artists not being able to get paid from streaming, and
now they're competing against things that don't even exist. They're
getting more streams than them. So I don't know, there's
no answer to it, because it's not like the streamers
are gonna go all right, no more AI because they
just care about streams. The don't care where they're coming from,
(01:26:16):
where they're gone. But if you're an artist, it's got
to be infuriating, to say the least. Billboard Magazine has
identified at least a half a dozen AI or AI
assisted artists who have charted in country music in the
last couple of months.
Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
But what does that tell you about who's consuming it?
That's the bigger point.
Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
If you want well, because I mean it'll suggest things
to you. Right, Hey, you like this band, you might
like this one. I don't think anybody's you know, taking
the time to go, well, is this a flesh and
blood artist? Well, because they're like in their brain they're like,
I like the song.
Speaker 11 (01:26:56):
But that's further backing up my point. How are you
going to be a country artist? That's pissed off that
this is equally as bad or good as what you're
putting out and you're losing streams to it.
Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Do something better than that, then, I guess. But that's subjective,
Well is it, though? Yeahcause better? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
I mean there's bands I like and people think they stink, right,
But where where.
Speaker 11 (01:27:16):
Else are you hearing this being a problem? Where else
are you hearing the number one pop song in the country,
or rock song or classical song in the country.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Is AI generated?
Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
You're not because they're singing about setting things like, you know,
going fishing out of the back of a pickup truck
and porking your sister's that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
There's nothing to this, there's no substance. That's why it's
doing so well. People are just like, oh, that's right,
that song caters to me. I like it though, and
I okay, So now you sound just like the other
twelve guys making that same crap song. Why of course
it's gonna do well.
Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
Wait until AI figures out the whole sister porking thing,
it's all over for you up and coming entry artists. Well,
yes to your point, right, you got to put more
of your blood, sweat and tears into it.
Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Yes, go out and tour, get in front of people,
go doday right, pick up trucks and guns in the back.
Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
Obviously, A I can't tour, right, and you can't. You know,
there's a part of my brain where I go, well,
this is going to figure itself out because A I
can't tour and real live artists don't make any money
on streaming, right, so they have to go tour.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Right.
Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
But the country music genre, Jean is dealing with it now.
I'm absolutely positive that this is happening in pop music too.
I'm sure you want to and you want to talk
about a fan base that cares even less that it's
a I generated because pretty soon people of every musical
taste will just throw their hands up and go, well, is.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
This part of it now? Well, sure, here's ten bands
like Nickelback.
Speaker 11 (01:28:51):
The story isn't band that sounds like Nickelback tops the
rock chart, right, It's it's it's that song that you
played could be any single song that's out by anybody
doing that version of country music. I'm not saying that's everybody, right.
I think Chris Stapleton is amazingly talented. That song sounds
nothing like Chris Stapleton. Right, there's a reason those guys
(01:29:14):
will continue to do well while other guys are gonna
bitch that AI is stealing their sound because there's nothing
to it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
There's no substance, it's just trash.
Speaker 9 (01:29:24):
Hell, what if a human artist covers an AI generated song?
Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
How about that, Hey, here's a song every day? Yeah,
I'm sure, look at if somebody.
Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
If we're getting requests for rob hates ducks and a
festive glory hole, why couldn't someone just say, hey, i
AI write me a song and then do the exact
same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Of course they can.
Speaker 10 (01:29:50):
In a Cleveland station November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
What a side?
Speaker 10 (01:30:01):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
What's behind that panel's glow? That's the glory? What could
it be? Your move? Magic? They flipped to Christmas and
brought all the snow with them. Thanks again, guys, your move.
Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
The Allen Cock Show on one hundred.
Speaker 19 (01:30:36):
Hugely.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
A wild fire evacuates.
Speaker 13 (01:30:40):
You'd prepare for a hurricane, but there's no escaping this disaster.
Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
It's one of the worst disasters that I've seen in
my career. It's the Allen Cox Show, one hundred seven WMMS.
Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
In the Cleveland station, November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Oh what a sign.
Speaker 10 (01:31:03):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
What's behind that panel's glory? That's the glory hole? What
it will be friggin diabolical.
Speaker 9 (01:31:21):
As if I recut that magic promo, I just glory
hole in it. It's like Maria Carry's first.
Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Of glory Hole. We all do that just for our purposes,
not just in their rotation. Oh my god. I keep
forgetting to ask Nolan too.
Speaker 9 (01:31:42):
Every morning he gives me the high sign and let
me know he's out of here and I can slip in,
and I keep forgetting to ask him. Hey, is anyone
calling you for festive glory Hole?
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:31:52):
I don't imagine there's a lot of crossover between our
two shows, however, I am. It's one, but I am
so prized at like the upper demographic who will come
up to me at appearances and kind of whispered.
Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Hey, I really like what you do. I'm like why
are we whispering.
Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
Because I don't want to admit it, right, you know,
this lady comes up it to me at Rookie.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
She's like, old is white dog crap?
Speaker 9 (01:32:20):
I'm like, a lady, thank you so much, so nice
to talunt to you whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Right, and that's old because it's been extinct. I can't
even find white dog crap anymore. Crazy.
Speaker 9 (01:32:30):
Yeah, so you know, yeah, we're out at Rookies yesterday
and Parma Heights and so fun.
Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
I love that spot anyway. Okay, yeah, there's your festive
glory hole.
Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
I got a letter from speaking of bars and their
respective juke boxes. You know those touch tunes or whatever
you never know where you care to find out them.
Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I got a letter from Matt.
Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
He's like, hey, I'm at the Seven Hills Tavern, making
people feel weird on a Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
You've bet at the Seven Hills Tavern. No, I think
it's on Broadview Road.
Speaker 9 (01:33:01):
I think it's over there by the Oldie and the
Rotating Conveyor Belt sushi restaurant.
Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
On a Sunday night, he was playing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:09):
He found Peggy Scott Adams on the Uh, Peggy Scott
Adams on the We've played her before she has on them.
All of her songs are about like her, not all
of them, but I mean like her songs are about
you know, her husband is making out with another guy and.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Blame it on Bill or something, Blame it on bit.
We was in Bale's arms.
Speaker 9 (01:33:35):
Yeah, part time Lover, full time fool. Yeah, Bill is
the song that we would play back in the day,
and it was on the touch tunes there.
Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
That that's amazing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:44):
That's funny because a lot of times, a lot of
these you know, they don't have to load him with
seats anymore, so it's just pulling off of software. But
I can't get Bill to load just like Peggy Scott Adams.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
There we go. He was in Bill's arms, breathing hard
in French kissing. They were at a party. You were
at a party, air on noise, that candas ground. Imagine
you're at a bar just trying to get up what
I failed inside drinking this call you.
Speaker 22 (01:34:21):
It's a big hit for her, Please miss you miss
what do you have a preference on the vodka?
Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Book something a little too? Do you have a preference
on the soda?
Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
No service?
Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Here?
Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
You see as she goes looking for him, to I
walked outside. I couldn't believe my mask. He was in
Bill's arm, breathing hot and French kissing. Oh yeah, I
was re.
Speaker 9 (01:35:11):
You gotta keep an eye on that building. That guy is.
He's a player by the name Helen. Really dates that song,
doesn't it. And you can't rob as you know, you
cannot hate the player.
Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
You're gonna hate the game.
Speaker 9 (01:35:29):
It's somebody really email us complaining about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Well, especially at least if you're gonna complain, know what
you're complaining about, like you could we do. We have
probably talked about this this shipwreck more than any two
people have talked about this shipwreck in the past twenty years.
On this show. We play this song.
Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
Even before the fiftieth anniversary. Rob's a big Gordon Lightfoot fan.
Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
And we're gonna get reprimanded by some guy driving through
the area. Where where did he say he was from?
Speaker 9 (01:35:59):
We were listening on November tenth, twenty twenty five. As
soon as somebody that's how you know, somebody writes a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Of angry emails to media, they're late.
Speaker 9 (01:36:09):
This is gonna get filed with the FCC. So they
got to have the receipts to the Alan Cox Show.
One of the people on the air was making insensitive
comments about the sinking of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, very
specific here, every tea cross, every eye. Doeab what would
be insensitive comments? He goes on, where were we being
(01:36:30):
pretty rote about it? Collegway, Yes you did, there was nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
But then he says it was because he imitated the
captain knocking or imitating the captain of the Arthur m Anderson,
which led efforts to try to find survivor, which.
Speaker 11 (01:36:42):
Again, if you were listening, that is not what we said.
We were laughing about the fact that the guy was
cutting out. We had already talked about the fact that
this dude's radio transmission was the only thing that potentially
could have saved people.
Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
How they were the first ones on the scene, they
were looking for the oils. We get the whole thing, Sir.
I certainly hope in fifty is some half went rights
a radio station and complaints, Oh, come in. We drove
from western New York to Toledo's Great Lakes Museum to
commemorate fifty years since the Fits went down. Oh, he
guess it's the Fits. This guy really knows his stuff.
Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
And then there are and there are still family members
for whom it was a great loss. Now, I think
on air apology should be made. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
I apologize that you found this frequency on your drive
from Western New York to Toledo. Sir, what kind of
drive is that?
Speaker 9 (01:37:33):
Western New York to Toledo to commemorate fifty years since
the fits went down? Okay, Okay, so let's be magnanimous
about this. This is a person who is inordinately concerned
with the public perception of the Edmund Fitzgerald, right, It's
got nothing to do with us.
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
This isn't an US problem. This is a hymn problem.
Of course. Of course, it's a guy.
Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
He's probably dragging his poor lady wife to watch this thing.
And you know, still family members for whom that was
a great loss. Yes, of course, and we acknowledge that too.
Nobody even mentioned that, but I did.
Speaker 11 (01:38:09):
I did when we talked about the documentary that I watched,
Like that's how this whole thing came up about the
Arthur Anderson was how this guy was talking to people,
and there's actual audio of him giving the report on
what he saw and he saw a take on water,
and the captain said it was listing, and we went
through the whole we having to even explain myself to
this email this guy Jesus Christ and find something to do.
Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
The song again. I helped down the road or both
the author Anderson will become the namesake of an accounting
firm based in Chicago. What a how insensitive are you? Alan? Well?
Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
That is a question for the ages, because depending on
who you ask, they will give you different answers. How
insensitive is out? I guess it depends on the level
of intimacy with which one has with me. It never
gets great, uh, but it kind of begins in pretty
insensitive and it can go all the way down to uh,
(01:39:08):
there's nothing beating in that chest.
Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Again, on which you want for me? Okay, so this.
Speaker 9 (01:39:14):
Person, hey, listen, I'll say what I always say for
somebody to take the time now again, it doesn't rise
to the level. Back in the old days, boys, somebody
had to get pen to paper.
Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Yeah, it wasn't as easy as this anybody, and they
have been able to fire off email for a long time. Obviously,
back in.
Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
The day, somebody had to you respected people who put
pen to paper and wrote a letter. But even in
this case, he puld out an envelope. If this canna
stamp on it.
Speaker 11 (01:39:43):
If this dude had to pull over for thirty seconds
to write that email, that was thirty seconds of his life.
Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
He's never going to have back because.
Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
Again taking something purely out of context, having no idea
what it is we were talking about, but heard one
little thing and got a little hair across the well.
Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
I don't ever count on people to be able to
read back my context, chapter and verse. However, it is
very easy to infer that this person is again inordinately
obsessed with the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Which again, so am I.
Speaker 11 (01:40:16):
How much honestly, if you think about it, in twenty
twenty five, if someone at the beginning of the year
in January said, hey, Allen, here's a list of things. Okay,
next to these things, I want you to write a time,
an amount of time that you think you're going to
dedicate to it, and you would go politics.
Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
I don't know, let's say three hours, okay, Sports, I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (01:40:39):
Let's say we'll mention it daily for a few minutes, okay, great,
Edmund Fitzgerald, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
I haven't mentioned the Edmin Fitzgerald in ninety seconds. Yeah,
maybe we'll do thirty seconds on it on the fiftieth anniversary.
We've literally spent like the accumulative amount of time hours
talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald. And by the way, sir
George is the name of the guy.
Speaker 9 (01:40:59):
By the way, George, if it wasn't for the song,
I wouldn't give a thin wet crap about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
I just wouldn't. Now you've done it.
Speaker 9 (01:41:09):
It's a reverse it's a reverse engineering, George, right. That
is just the The facts of the boat are just
the conveyance system to play the song, and we all
care more about it most likely because of the song.
Speaker 11 (01:41:26):
People, It stays in pop culture in the top of
people's minds because of the song.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
That's that's that's just fact. People don't think everybody acknowledges
when things happen in the anniversary of things. Never forget
nine to eleven, right now, nine to eleven. No one
when they see, Hey, Paul McCartney's gonna be on, you
know in Columbus on September. No one goes anymore. These
(01:41:53):
things just over time, it just fades away.
Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
Also, there wasn't even a map massive hit song about
the Titanic. Correct, right, which was obviously regarded as like
the most devastating maritime disaster or whatever. And not, I
don't mean the Celinian song. That's a song from the movie.
(01:42:16):
It's not about the Titanic. There were all kinds of
songs about the Titanic, right. Lead Belly did a song
called the Titanic. Bob Dylan did a song about it.
Remember Falco, Yes, Darkami Saw the band from Germany had
a big hit with Dr Khamisar.
Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
They did a song about the Titanic. None of those
were hits.
Speaker 9 (01:42:36):
Or to Lightfoot has a hit song seven minutes worth
getting played on the radio about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
The ship was the pride of the Irish side coming
back from the Titanic.
Speaker 9 (01:42:51):
Way then, so AnyWho Rob listen, I think it would
be meaningful for you two acquiesced to George's request and
make an on air apology to him. I did, Oh,
well good, I apologize that he found us on his
(01:43:12):
drive from Western New York that I was referring to something.
Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Oh felt all right, you want me to go, George? Oh,
hold on some more take two. Hi, George, my name
is Rob, co host here on the Alan Cox Show.
Wanted to take a moment to thank you for spending
your time listening to the show today November tenth, twenty
(01:43:38):
twenty five approximately. Let me say, I want to make
sure you get this time right now sorright uh four
fifteen pm. You heard us deep in conversation about the
SS Edmund Fitzgerald, or the Fits as us Fitzheads like
(01:43:58):
to call it. I'm sorry, please, Ellen, sorry, it's somber moment.
It's somber. I'm sorry. I'd like you to know that
we weren't mockingly imitating the Captain of the Arthur m Anderson,
as you suggested in your email. However, we were celebrating
the man prior to communications cutting out and what it
(01:44:23):
would have sounded like had that been the case. The Fits.
Speaker 11 (01:44:28):
It's a great tragedy, and we markets fiftieth anniversary on
this November tenth, twenty twenty five, and we apologize that
we've ruined any piece of your celebrating this monumentous occasion.
Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
Thank you, love it heartfelt, George.
Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
I hope you take it in the spirit which it
was given and just from for me to add on
a PostScript, I hope you drive into an embankment on
the way back to Western New York. That's what I
wish for you. All right, you dummy, all right? But
Rob did what he did, what he needed to do.
Speaker 19 (01:45:05):
Hey, Allen, Rob listening to the show for mother Day,
you had mentioned that it's coming up on one year
since Rob joined the show, and I decided to go
back and re listen to it from November eleventh, twenty
twenty four. And guess what one of the stories was,
(01:45:26):
forty lab monkeys in North Carolina escape. How creepy is
that conspiracy? I think that I love you about you?
Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
That was the first show. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 9 (01:45:38):
First show tomorrow is the one year anniversary of Rob
being on this program. I knew that November the eleventh,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 11 (01:45:45):
I knew that was early into us doing the show together,
but I didn't think first day's day.
Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
Well, listen, it just goes to show you this country
loves escaped monkeys.
Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
They love it.
Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
They're putting no plans in place to mitigate these crashes
with escaped monkeys.
Speaker 11 (01:46:05):
Last week you talked about making the best of CDs
that you used to make when you were in Pittsburgh.
If you gave me one thing that we've done on
this show that I would listen to over and over
again and still laugh at that, I think is one
of the funniest things.
Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
That stupid monkey bit.
Speaker 11 (01:46:23):
Is one of the funniest things I've ever been a
part of on the radio. And that was the first show.
So I guess we peaked instantly. I guess, so like
there's no way, You're like, that's it, it's over. We're
just gonna like now we're chasing that monkey bit.
Speaker 9 (01:46:35):
Well, at least out of the gate we had, we
get pressure was off. We we had nothing more to
aspire to. True, we hit a minute one. We caught
lightning in a bottle.
Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
What was it called? Monkey it was it was the
organ grinder, Oh, organ grinder, because I didn't know what
that was called.
Speaker 11 (01:46:52):
And I'm like, why don't they just try to catch
him with that colimite grind here? Like the organ grinder?
And then you found the old Man in the Park
clip on YouTube where he talks about.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Kinds of companies.
Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
The Pope was tweeting things and they were you had
it tough money I'd like to know how the organ
grinder business fell out of favor, because it's not like
there's zero skill.
Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
But sometimes sometimes this guy yep, and mister Russel tugs
gently to Levine.
Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Gns tugs gently to remind him a typically, can you
watch the monkey.
Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
It's fun for Michel and for mister Russo too, but
it's also worked well. You see, Michel helps mister Russell
earn money this way. Michel does tricks too.
Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Yeah, he's just walking around getting money pennies from kids.
Speaker 11 (01:47:52):
And it was day one and then you you said,
because the first thing they said was U, you know
the monkey here and mister Russel grinds his organs, and
then you jumped in on that voice with that music
and you kept doing.
Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
That's like that was as hard.
Speaker 11 (01:48:10):
I mean, listen, I've laughed a million times on this
show since, but prior to that, I don't remember the
last time I've laughed that hard in my life. Like
I was ready to puke at one point in that thing.
You just hear me off, Mike. I'm like, I got
an early anniversary present for you. Okay, So Brian, yes,
now you're gonna know the song immediately. But Again, there
(01:48:31):
are different silos of Brian. There's a song where you go,
I don't know that song because he's massacring it. Other
songs you go, I know it immediately and he's still
massacring it, but it's still fun.
Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
That's one of these.
Speaker 23 (01:48:43):
Shake Jove, I just can't shake him, Shake Jo, I
just can't shake.
Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Song? I do? Who was it?
Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
H Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
Female artist?
Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Her name?
Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Do you remember the female artist? Is it Debbie not
Debbie Gibson? Is it? No? But something like that, isn't it?
I can't Gibson Gibson?
Speaker 9 (01:49:07):
Okay, I don't know if that was on Electric Youth right.
She had a couple of hits there in the eighties.
Debbie Gibson had a big song called shake Your Love
just can't shake Yeah, And Brian has made it his own.
Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Yeah. She's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Is she?
Speaker 9 (01:49:22):
Would she have gotten in before? Cindy Lauper? You can
make a case for that.
Speaker 23 (01:49:27):
Shake Jo, I just can't shake him, Shake Joe Love,
I just can't shake.
Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:49:38):
Yeah, it's rare that he'll come to us with well
more modern pop. You know, it's forty years old, but
I know eighties sin the sonic drums in there, all right,
thank you, Brian. Yeah, Tomorrow will be the one year
anniversary of Rob here on the show. Also the two
year anniversary of my vasectomy or is it three year
(01:50:01):
annivers I think it's my sect to me.
Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Tomorrow it's Veterans Day.
Speaker 9 (01:50:04):
Of course, it'll be the three year anniversary of my vasectomy.
That's right, So golly, multiple reasons to celebrate tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Why do I know that?
Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Why did I know that? I probably mentioned it ad nauseum? No,
I know? Two definitely. Three? Well, because now you've made
the connection, right that. Meanwhile you lost the connection? Yeah, sure,
did the Allen Cox.
Speaker 8 (01:50:30):
Show on one hundred Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
It's called the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 15 (01:50:44):
I'm sure it'll work for people in vacation when they
don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it
working on a day to day basis.
Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Here two six five seven eight one double oh seven
or three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:51:17):
A lady in Buffalo got attacked by somebody's pig. I'm
wondering if Lindy Korn had anything to do with it.
I know she's a workplace harassment attorney. We've certainly given
our share of conversation to one Lindina Korn.
Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
I don't know what her full name is.
Speaker 9 (01:51:38):
Maybe George is mad, you know, George who wrote us
just livid that we weren't paying the utmost respect and
prostrating ourselves to the memory of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
On this the fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
He was pointing out to us in his angry missive
that he was making the trip from West New York
to Toledo for some maritime museum and it was in
a western New York neighborhood that an escaped pig went
on a rampage route and they said that it turned
(01:52:13):
out to be a pet that belonged to a Buffalo
Police Department officer. So I don't know if this was
his emotional support pig. I don't know, but local news
covering a loose pig, and again I don't get the
impression that these things can move that quickly because they're large.
(01:52:37):
But the Hamlin Park District, that's one of the historic
districts there in the great city of Buffalo, New York.
The neighborhood erupted into chaos as the large pig was
running rampant through the area. You know, it's not every
day you're going to get a large swine run up
(01:53:00):
and down your street. But it was chasing the locals,
according to the local news there.
Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
Well, hold on, why don't I hear this? Why don't
I hear this? Rob, I want to hear what's going on?
Speaker 24 (01:53:18):
That's Breakfast the pig running wild on Buffalo's east side, not.
Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
The all right now, Breakfast.
Speaker 9 (01:53:25):
I did not know that the you know, I wanted
to learn this along with everyone else. I did not
know that the pig's name was Breakfast, and that's a
great name for a pig.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
The guy knows what it's going to be.
Speaker 9 (01:53:36):
You know, if you ever grew up in a farm,
your family will tell you don't get attached to the stock.
You know, when my older daughter did four H they
weren't living out in the middle of nowhere. But you know,
Battle Creek, Michigan, isn't a thriving metropolitan area, and so
it's you know, she was in four H for many
years and she had friends that were living on legit farms,
(01:53:58):
and they were like, you can't get attached, which is
a perfectly normal thing to do, especially for a kid
get attached to any animal. You know, if you're living
on the farm, how is a dog and a pig
any different than a dog in another house, or a
horse and a pig.
Speaker 24 (01:54:13):
Rather, Bill's fans saying, go bills or a pet pig,
that's breakfast. The pig running wild on Buffalo's East Side
not the first time animals have gotten loose in Buffalo either.
Last October, neighbors came together for the Chickens or Out
(01:54:33):
the Coop think tank, calling for the City of Buffalo
to enforce the Chicken Orgnance more strictly voice and concern
over the smell and public health hazards of chickens roaming
their neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
You know, people are they're tired of it.
Speaker 10 (01:54:48):
They don't want to see a wild animal on their
front lawn, you know, whatever they're doing out of their.
Speaker 2 (01:54:53):
Space because there's an ordnance in place.
Speaker 23 (01:54:56):
There was a blatant disrespect for the neighbors and also
a blatant disrespect for the orton as that's on the books.
Speaker 9 (01:55:02):
Yeah, your street's going to be covered in like chicken
and pig crab right, m Rob.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
The city is called Buffalo.
Speaker 9 (01:55:13):
And the large pig was running rampant terrorizing. According to
this clickbait article, I read Rob terrorizing the people in
this neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
You remember the story on Chris P. Bacon? Do you
remember that many many years ago?
Speaker 9 (01:55:31):
An anchor couldn't keep it together because he was doing
a story on a pig that was visiting children and
the pig's name was Chris P.
Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
Bacon. I think it went viral back in the day
for obvious reasons. Firing others one pop, one pot bellyp
has certainly entered his share of problems. Chris P. Bacon
was born without the uses.
Speaker 5 (01:56:03):
You have to read this story just.
Speaker 9 (01:56:14):
A peg walking around on wheels instead of hind legs.
This dude can't keep it. I'll tell you what. That's
where you get your weekend news anchors, Rob. There's nobody
really watched. And that was in Brighton, Massachusetts. Where's Brighton
suburb of Boston and Chris P. Bacon up there and Brighton, boy.
Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Dude, I just I don't I don't know. What's that funny?
You know what I mean? Like it's it's funny, and
it's always funny when somebody cuts up and can't stop laughing.
But like you know, think Chris P. Bacon is hilarious,
but like, you don't preread like these dudes don't look
at that now rips Well.
Speaker 9 (01:56:51):
I always wonder that because maybe as they're reading it,
they're reading it, maybe they're like, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
They don't think it's going to hit them.
Speaker 11 (01:56:59):
I mean, they death definitely see their scripts ahead of time,
so like, I mean, I don't know you would think
by the time, like you got to air, you got
the little that's.
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Kind of funny out of your system. This guy is
about the p himself Ethan out there in Buffalo.
Speaker 9 (01:57:17):
Please don't lump this d bag from here with us,
I think referring to that guy who wrote us at angle,
George George very upset. Well, again, I don't know anything
about him. This is my one and only interaction with
this guy, hopefull. I was gonna say, young man, I
have to assume the guy's probably ninety five years old.
(01:57:39):
But point being, it's something that he takes seriously and
it's something that we don't take seriously. So I'm not
saying he's wrong, just saying that you do. Context does matter, correct,
I mean, and now we've over explained ourselves, which is
the worst possible thing we can do because it's utterly irrelevant.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
George, you do take it serious enough, and we were
talking about a big story.
Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
It's something that we talk about often, so it's okay.
Speaker 9 (01:58:08):
Alan, there is a two minute song about the SS
Minnow I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Allan.
Speaker 9 (01:58:16):
I'm sad that Gordon Lightfoot is mostly known for the
reck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
He has so many great songs that were better listen.
Speaker 9 (01:58:24):
I like Sundowns. Sundowns, that's his boss. Sundown I think
is the bop. That is the bop, without question, probably
his best song. But you can't beat Edmindvizgerald if you
could read my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
Great song not as good as this.
Speaker 9 (01:58:39):
Care Free Highway rainy Day people song for a winter's night.
You know that's about big sexy.
Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
Bass in the back of boom doom doom doom.
Speaker 10 (01:58:49):
Doom, doom doom.
Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
I can see you.
Speaker 9 (01:58:56):
Where you do or you do what you don't confess?
Speaker 10 (01:59:00):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
What he's talking about, Gordon is saying he fs he does. Man.
Speaker 11 (01:59:08):
I was listening to the Alan Cox Show on eleven
five and you referenced the late Gordon Lightfoot sing Yes,
he would like to issue a formal complaint.
Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
Yes, the Queen Street.
Speaker 9 (01:59:25):
This is the b side a festive gloryhole. I believe
George's trying to look it up.
Speaker 19 (01:59:29):
Buddy.
Speaker 9 (01:59:32):
She looks like a queen in a sailor's dream. A boy,
you have to put your finite point on that day.
Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Yeah, am such a good saw. I can't believe he
didn't watch this documentary.
Speaker 9 (01:59:45):
All right, I'll watch it after a year. Now, can
you treat me like George? You're hectoring me all of
a sudden. It's called if you could read my mind?
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Right? It is? Well, can you read my mind right? Sure?
Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
Can? Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (02:00:02):
And if I could have, I should have before I said,
well watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
Today's the day to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
I was supposed to get beer. Huh that George got
me so mixed up. I was supposed to go get
beer for the Uh see if George can read?
Speaker 19 (02:00:21):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
George, can you read my mind right now?
Speaker 4 (02:00:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Pressing hard enough on the temples? Hold on? Yeah, there
you go, press yourself into dice. Yes, Alan, is your
vasectomy still holding up? No swimmer? Yeah, of course holding up?
What does that mean? I mean?
Speaker 9 (02:00:40):
I know doctor Bergland has been in here before when
we've done, isn't red And he's talked about some guys
where they're like, vasectomy didn't take or yeah, I gave
myself plenty of time. I did everything by the book
to make sure that I didn't have any swimmers whatsoever.
Because you'd always hear these stories of these guys calling
in and than them going, oh, I'm a moron, and
(02:01:02):
I didn't wait the length of time I was supposed
to wait post op in their brain they go, oh,
the second to me didn't work, And he's like, no,
that's why you get to wait, like six weeks bro
till six longest weeks of your life.
Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
I waited.
Speaker 11 (02:01:14):
I did all that, but I never went back with
this this sample.
Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
I did, I wouldn't. I wanted it.
Speaker 9 (02:01:19):
I wanted there to be no question whatsoever that my
gou was utterly inert.
Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
If it was there was nothing moving around in there,
if it was an in office wank, I would have
done it. I could not. I could not travel with
a cup of my own stuff. No, I did it
in office. Oh we didn't.
Speaker 11 (02:01:37):
I had to bring a cup home and they were like,
just fill this and drop it off and we'll test it.
Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Well, they gave us the option. Yeah, I didn't have
that option.
Speaker 9 (02:01:43):
And all they said was, FYI, if you do bring
it with you, you have a very narrow window. And
so I was like, I I'd rather do it on
site then, because they have the rooms for you where
I went right.
Speaker 11 (02:01:55):
I didn't want to bring the sandwich bag of Oh
he bought a bag, lunch bag, brown paper bag with
the sample in it. I was like, if I could
do it there, I would have done that, but no,
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
I was like, I wanted to walk across the hall
and hand her a warm plastic cup.
Speaker 11 (02:02:17):
It was it's just there's too much in here, miss,
I can't put the top on too much volume.
Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Hey, you guys got a loaf of bread? This got
a sponge? Yeah, something something handy here? Sorry, I need
another cup.
Speaker 9 (02:02:32):
And they still offer They've still got at least this place, said,
I have to think that a lot of places do.
It's like people don't have their phones in twenty twenty
five anymore, because they still give you the option.
Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
I know a lot of people are rocking flip phones.
I get it. Look at the magazines. Well, they ask
if you need any assistance and I'm like, probably not
in the way in which you mean it. But they
still have.
Speaker 9 (02:02:54):
At least place I went to, they still had like
the TV with a VCR in it. Okay, yep, do
you need any what do they call it? Do you
need any visual aid now, like a kouterments or something
like that? Like, nope, I'll be just fine, thanks, he said.
Assistance that could be taking in mind, like a steel trap. Well,
that's give me a hand with a squisher, nothing like that.
(02:03:15):
These are professional people. Well, it's still lending a hand professionally.
We saw it was that road trip with Stiffler when
he got the finger in the bum and didn't see it.
I can't remember, Alan, did you know that sundown is
about the woman who was with Belushi the night he died?
Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
Is that true? I'm not going to answer that. What's
her name?
Speaker 11 (02:03:36):
You might know about that if you were to watch
to Go, You know, I don't know. Maybe it is,
maybe it isn't?
Speaker 2 (02:03:43):
All right? Alan? Is David le Roth commemorating this?
Speaker 11 (02:03:54):
Do you think you could possibly do your impression of
what the horn on the Edmond Fitzgerald sounded like, whoa
very good well.
Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Steve Whistle, I suppose you wouldn't be the horn. What
would you call that? I imagine the fog horn, the
fog horn.
Speaker 9 (02:04:09):
Could you imagine if this was the horn on the
Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (02:04:13):
I don't know why they didn't see us.
Speaker 11 (02:04:15):
We were out there and okay, hold on, wait a minute,
hold on, hold on, George. We're not making fun of
the horn on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2 (02:04:22):
I am very specifically making fun what we're saying, ed Fitzgerald.
Speaker 11 (02:04:27):
The sound that we had from the David Lee Roth
clips that we have of him blowing a whistle is
of that sound. So we weren't suggesting the actual horn
that disappeared fifty years ago today sounded like that.
Speaker 9 (02:04:40):
But for for ships of that size, that is a
great choice for the horn. You know, you figure you've
got to figure out, Hey, what do you want something
that's going to carry?
Speaker 16 (02:04:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Yes, you don't want.
Speaker 9 (02:04:52):
You know, you can't have that on a giant ship
and no freighter. No one's gonna hear you coming.
Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Or the Nope, Nope, not what you need.
Speaker 9 (02:05:01):
Oisberg rights ahead, all the list.
Speaker 11 (02:05:10):
Be pretty rade. That's the Disney Cruise Line horn. Yeah,
the my mom where she lives in in in Coco Beach.
You can see all the cruise ships coming and going,
so when they go out, they always hit the horns.
And the Disney ones actually do have like it'll it'll
(02:05:32):
play it's a small world, but it's it's sounding like
a foghorn, I see, so it'll do like you know,
all that.
Speaker 2 (02:05:38):
Kind of fancy nonsense for the shows. Sure, so it
sounds like that, but it's.
Speaker 9 (02:05:48):
Yeah, I do like type to text or talk to
text rather. Somebody said something about the wreck of the
Eminem Fitzgerald. You gotta lose yourself in the moment. Oh so, Alan,
you reseected me is like the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Noll Swimmer survive. They typed too soon, George. Listen, George.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
I'm merely relaying what these utter bastards are sending me
utter trolls, and I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 9 (02:06:18):
I heard from one of our beera chiefs in Fargo,
North Dakota. I've never been, but I know that we
have a handful of people who live there. One of
them sent me a piece of video getting covered on
the local news there.
Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
About a hotel worker.
Speaker 9 (02:06:34):
You know, you just had your own hotel situation there
in suburban Richmond over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
It was not.
Speaker 9 (02:06:41):
Ideal the reservation that was made for you, not even close.
And you find yourself kind of in a situation where
you fully expected to maybe be a ducking gunfire perhaps
throughout the course of the weekend, perhaps and here in Fargo,
or they're in Fargo. Rather they've got the local public
(02:07:02):
health officials involved because somebody I got footage of a
hotel worker washing sheets in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
Gross. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (02:07:17):
Don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
If it was a west Best.
Speaker 25 (02:07:21):
Screen, you might have already seen this video online. You
were watching a Fargo hotel worker soak bedsheets and a
guess hot tub. The whole thing was caught on video
at Expressways Sweets tonight.
Speaker 9 (02:07:34):
We are express rob No, he's got the full laundry card.
By the way, in the pool hot tub area, just
tossing sheets into the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:07:46):
Maybe this is some cost cutting measure that we're not
aware of.
Speaker 25 (02:07:48):
Hearing from guests who are raising cleanliness concerns over this
video Valley News.
Speaker 9 (02:07:54):
By the way, people in the pool while this is
being filmed, especially trying to hide it. Is that doing
anything under cover of darkness He's like, how we do it?
Then I throw in some ball acts, I turned on
the bubbles.
Speaker 2 (02:08:05):
We ran out of it. What do you want me?
We ran out of bleach and I just shocked this
hot tub. Am I gonna waste it?
Speaker 25 (02:08:11):
Seems Anna Ballwebber looked into it and brings us more,
leaving a Grand Forks family with several questions. They took
a trip to Express Waste Sweets and Fargo and saw
bed sheets being thrown into the guest hot tub.
Speaker 2 (02:08:26):
At first, I thought maybe he was down, the dream
was broke.
Speaker 15 (02:08:29):
They couldn't get it, you know, they were trying to
soak up the water.
Speaker 2 (02:08:32):
But then he's still adding more in there. I'm just like,
what is going on?
Speaker 25 (02:08:37):
They said they watched an employee dump sheets in and
mix it around with a broom.
Speaker 9 (02:08:43):
Makes it around with a broom like a giant you know,
stew like a sheet, like a stew of sheets.
Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
I mean, listen, most smaller rob you might know this.
Most smaller hotels. They have about three people on duty.
Now any give it time? Yes? Right.
Speaker 9 (02:09:01):
Post COVID, they were like, we're fire in everybody because
for COVID, like practically nobody was traveling and these smaller
regional hotel chains or whatever. You can't find anyone. You'll
stand at that front desk for fifteen minutes before anybody
shows up.
Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
Yep. And then they're also doubling as housekeeping. So this
guy's like, yeah, I gotta put the bed sheets in
the in the hot tub. What do you want from me?
Speaker 19 (02:09:27):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
You know, it probably just walked into such a bad situation,
like he's never seen that amount of seamen or something
happen where he's just like, I don't know what to do.
Our washers cannot accommodate this amount of steak. I'm just
gonna wash it in the largest possible bleached area that
I can think of, gummed up all the pipes. He's
(02:09:47):
just like, I gotta do something. Am I gonna do? Hey?
Hot tubs closed for a minute, you know what I mean? Like,
how did I How the hell am I gonna wash
these sheets?
Speaker 9 (02:09:56):
And by the way, if you're staying at one of
those hotels, obviously the is an expectation. There's a minimal
expectation of cleanliness, but you're playing with fire. Yeah, people
in the pool. Hot tubs of course heavily chlorinated, but
that's because of the awful things people do in hot tubs.
Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
You know.
Speaker 9 (02:10:19):
I mean when you sit in a hotel hot tub
talking to like your mid level small regional chain. Maybe
if you have the audacity you're a thrill seeker and
you sit in that hot tub, it's like your skin
is coming off your body. There's so much what a
(02:10:39):
diplomatic way to put it, You are inviting an issue? Yes, hey,
would you like to go into the hot tub downstairs
and invite some issues with me?
Speaker 2 (02:10:47):
I sure would like to.
Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
But you don't.
Speaker 23 (02:10:56):
Sell.
Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Maybe that's all.
Speaker 9 (02:10:59):
That guy was trying to do. Hey, these it's cleaning.
There's metal conditions trying to be clean. I just like
in the foreground there's people in the pool.
Speaker 11 (02:11:08):
Parma man hits us with a good comment and the
chat had like to acknowledge ye hot tub grime machine.
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Speaker 13 (02:11:22):
You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing,
then he does another thing, then a third thing happens,
and it's a bummer because you kind just want him
to keep doing that middle thing.
Speaker 2 (02:11:36):
He's all very frustrating.
Speaker 26 (02:11:39):
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Saturday night against the Bulls.
Speaker 2 (02:12:49):
Murdered the Wizards the.
Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
Night before, beat the Sixers, beat the Hawks. They're gonna
play the Heat in Miami back to back games tonight
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pregame here on MMS. They'll come back home to play
the Raptors and the Grizzlies and the Bucks and the Rockets.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Oh, they're home for them. Minute.
Speaker 11 (02:13:13):
I should have Melissa start walking to Miami now, she
can probably catch the calves. Oh yeah, yeah, they just
stuck where she's in Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, they just heard
her flight was supposed to leave in like forty five minutes.
They just canceled or delayed it until nine to forty five.
I'm like, you're done. There's they aren't getting you out tonight.
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
Is it nasty out there. I haven't left the studio once.
I mean it's not a show.
Speaker 11 (02:13:36):
I don't think this is weather related. My gut says no.
I mean in general out there. Oh I looked out
it was snowing, but I don't know.
Speaker 9 (02:13:44):
I kind of have bent one ear on the traffic
reports here and they don't sound awesome. But yeah, okay,
so she's I mean, I guess if you got to
be stuck somewhere, I guess or Waterdale.
Speaker 2 (02:13:55):
Forty minutes from her mom.
Speaker 11 (02:13:56):
So now she's getting the I mean, wait till they
cancel it right and jump in an uber and just
go back and hope can book you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:14:02):
Yeah, or go rent the car and start driving. Yeah,
anybody trying to get out of town.
Speaker 9 (02:14:07):
Boy, that's between the cancelations and the weather up here.
Speaker 2 (02:14:11):
And that's the idea. I was late getting back. Sorry
about that. Yeah, that's she called me, and I'm like, well,
She's like, what do I do.
Speaker 11 (02:14:17):
I'm like nothing. See if you can get on a
planet nine thirty, what do I do? See if you
can get on a plane at nine thirty. If not,
you're spending another night in Florida. Yeah, or more, darn
or more. Yeah, it's gonna be solo, rob. Yeah about that,
that's what I need. Oh yeah, no, good No.
Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
I I don't I don't like I don't like the
responsibilities I have. I don't want to take on anybody
else's responsibilities. Dogs I'll do that. Oh yeah, I'm like,
you know, I just going on. I got enough going on. Wow,
all right, I traveled, I'm home. I understand. Yeah, you
(02:14:58):
want to have I got it. Comballs wants to know, Alanie.
Speaker 9 (02:15:02):
You sure that that guy is washing sheets in the
hotel hotub he might be drowning ghosts. Oh boy, I
hadn't thought about that same. Maybe that guy was laundering
his clan robes. I mean it was a black guy,
so that would be a full on flex boy if
that guy was laundering his Ku Klux Klan.
Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Robes, Slaton bigsby.
Speaker 9 (02:15:22):
Yeah, Alan, just picture somebody was in the hot tub
while he was doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:15:31):
Are you cool if I just put all these sheets
in there?
Speaker 9 (02:15:37):
So yeah, No, I was keeping one ear on the
traffic reports, and I keep waiting for what we're all
hoping and sloppy. I'm hoping for Jacket to whip out
wet and sloppy, but I haven't heard it. So I
wonder if she's like sweating back there trying to come
up with other adjectives.
Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
Slimy and sloppy. M h, slimy, slippery, Yeah, gotta have
it moist that dude.
Speaker 9 (02:16:06):
Yeah, Ellen, any opportunity I get to have a wank
in a strange place, I'm taking it, like the backseat
of a Volkswagen.
Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
M I just heard a lot.
Speaker 11 (02:16:19):
Of weird noises in the men's room, by the way, Oh,
which made me kind of question. No, made me quite Oh,
I don't know, actually, I was peeing and someone in
the first stall behind me had their feet not visible.
Speaker 2 (02:16:32):
But we're in there and all you heard was like.
Speaker 9 (02:16:35):
Like, oh no, you know some people in there get
changed though. People who work at the restaurant, they.
Speaker 2 (02:16:43):
Want to be feet. Yeah, why wouldn't you see feet?
They're standing.
Speaker 11 (02:16:47):
I don't know if they or they or like maybe
they're sitting with their feet up.
Speaker 2 (02:16:50):
Maybe they're like a gargoyle wank. Maybe when you bringing knees.
Speaker 11 (02:16:53):
Up, Yeah, like an iPad kid, Like they crouch at
the knees and just let your ass sort of droop
down to the ground. That's the sort of he's looking for. Maybe,
but there was definitely something going on. I'm gonna ask
that dude, Brian, our news guy.
Speaker 9 (02:17:06):
We got to get one of those things that the
border patrol uses, like the selfie stick with a mirror
on the end, you know where they're checking the.
Speaker 2 (02:17:14):
Cars coming in.
Speaker 11 (02:17:15):
I just want a squirt gun you do in there,
cranking one, just to go in there and feel for
just like.
Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Stop it, get out a way, put it down, like
when two dogs are humping. Right.
Speaker 9 (02:17:24):
Yeah, but he's not he's mining his own business. I mean,
he's not harming anyone, Well, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:29):
It work.
Speaker 11 (02:17:30):
I think that dude Brian went in for a two
after I walked out, So I'm gonna go ask him
if he heard that dude wanking, because there was definitely
something going on.
Speaker 2 (02:17:37):
Wait, the squirre gun, you'd have to arc the stream
over the door squish like gangster styles. Reach over.
Speaker 9 (02:17:44):
Oh, I see, leave the gun. Take the canoli, black
black blap. Maybe your wife will get some money from
the airline. Yeah, my wife doesn't fly airlines that give
people money. You know what I'm saying is like legally, now,
don't they like if you get Years ago, when we
were going We're taking our daughter to the Nickelodeon resort
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in Cancun, and they canceled our flight the last minute.
We were flying out of Detroit to Cancun and literally
we were ready to board and one of the pilots
walks up and he doesn't even know that the flight.
We had to tell the pilot that the flight got
canceled because they didn't have enough crew, so we had
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to go. The airline had to like put us up
in this hotel. Yeah, all those things like just buy
the airport and you're like, oh god, the hotel pool
was like, you know, forty five degrees and awful.
Speaker 11 (02:18:38):
All those things you said is like nothing about what
my wife and how she travels. Like, first off, we've
already discussed the West Western booking, right, so that's already
a good place to start for the type of booking
my wife did for herself taking this trip. You were
talking about going to Cancun and all of these beautiful
she went to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 9 (02:18:59):
You know, you're not gonna drop coin on a round
trip to Fort LA discount airline, which, again, sometimes you
get what you pay for, understood, you know, But I
have not ever.
Speaker 2 (02:19:10):
Had good luck on this particular airline.
Speaker 9 (02:19:12):
But like, legally, if you're laid over for a certain
amount of time, don't you have to I mean, obviously
they're gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
It's difficult for you to make good on that.
Speaker 11 (02:19:20):
We had it happen on what I will say as
an airline I will never fly again. It's one of
the discount ones. Yeah, rhyme schmund here that's what she's
on today. No, this this this rhymes with some allegiant.
Speaker 2 (02:19:38):
Yeah, and never flown it these Oh my god, it
was a we got a great deal to fly the
four of us out of Akron to my mom's and
they it was the worst experience I've ever had in
my life with an airline. And the answer was we're
happy to provide you with free soft drinks, to which
(02:19:59):
I said, you can politely go if your mother, why
I am going to go purchase a ticket on another
airline and will never ever, ever, ever ever look in
the rearview mirror on this airline again.
Speaker 9 (02:20:12):
I think somebody out at Hopkins canceled, like the one
route to San Juan that they had too. They like
people would go back and forth to Puerto Rico they
have family or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:20:22):
That's like gone. This airport sucks for to like direct flights. You're,
like you mentioned earlier, you're better off to go to Detroit.
It's to go to Columbus a flight.
Speaker 9 (02:20:31):
I mean sometimes you gotta fly out out of Akron Canton.
Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
Yeah, well that's what and I've done that.
Speaker 11 (02:20:36):
I fly out of there often because they have I
fly on Breeze every once in a while, so that's
the discount airline I will fly and they go right
into Orlando. It's a cheap flight and it's it's a
simple on off, you know what I mean, Like, there's
nothing to it. I've never had an issue with that airline.
(02:20:57):
And it's the dude that started Jet Blue. It's his
new airline. So I'm like, all right, yeah, fine, it's cheap,
it's easy. That's I'm fine with. But once you start
like dicking with okay, it's gonna cost you fifteen dollars
to do this, and if you want to do that,
it costs you know, oh you.
Speaker 2 (02:21:14):
Have shoelaces, there's a five dollars up charge, you know.
I'm like, okay, we don't want anyone to hang them sounds.
Speaker 11 (02:21:18):
We're we're done here, this is this is enough, and
they yeah, they offered us soft drinks. And I said
to my Melissa's like, are we going to try to
get our money back? I'm like, let them keep it
just I'm done to never ever have to talk to
anybody in that organization ever again.
Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
Oh too soon.
Speaker 9 (02:21:32):
I don't know that I've had a situation like that.
I've been very, very lucky over the years with my
air travel for.
Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
The most part, I have too. That was the worst
one I've ever dealt with. Crazy Well, she's stuck in Florida.
Rob stuck in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 5 (02:21:51):
Why Florida, Los.
Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
Yeah, it's not snowing. Yeah, that's what she said. She's like,
at least it's not snowing here, Like, shut up, stop
sending pictures. Now, I should be happy for her, right,
why should everybody be up here dealing with the snow?
Should be happy for her? What? Well, I'm Rob. Have
we met?
Speaker 16 (02:22:14):
No?
Speaker 9 (02:22:14):
I was talking to her on Thursday night because she
she was at the Thirsty Cowboy with us, and she
couldn't have been nicer. She was so excited for the trip.
She's a wonderful I said, is Rob happy for you?
And she just looked at me. Yeah, and then she
gave me a nut tap. Wow, this is spreading like
wildfire gave you the sack tape.
Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
Yeah, she's She's the antithesis of me. She's the nicest,
most genuine person there is.
Speaker 9 (02:22:41):
Well, they do say opposites attract, Yeah, but that's the
attraction part. The tough part is the opposite staying together.
Of course, opposites attract. Yeah, it's magnets, right, even I
see pos at.
Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
Water fire air and turned how they work.
Speaker 27 (02:23:02):
One day's midnight, the sun was so bright. The moon
had no light, but I could see this big old
Sasquad said he was top nuts playing hopscotch way.
Speaker 16 (02:23:21):
Up on a tree.
Speaker 9 (02:23:22):
You've probably never heard of stomping Tom Connors, have you,
Rob No, He was the most successful Canadian country artist
of all time.
Speaker 2 (02:23:30):
We're talking about Gordon Lightfoot. He was Canadian. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:23:33):
Stompin' Tom Connors did the Sasquatch song, and his songs
all focused exclusively on Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
They were all about Canada.
Speaker 9 (02:23:43):
But he was the biggest country music star in Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:23:48):
He did hockey songs.
Speaker 9 (02:23:49):
He was nationally revered, and I thought of him when
I was reading the story that one of our bureau
cheeses out in Pennsylvania sent me. This is out like
State College, like near penn State, Central Pa, Center County researchers.
Speaker 2 (02:24:05):
I'm just going to put that in air.
Speaker 9 (02:24:06):
Quotes say that they have quote very credible Bigfoot evidence.
Rob Okay, they're in central Pennsylvania who say that they
saw Bigfoot crossing Interstate eighty pediturnpipe.
Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
Right there, as plain as day.
Speaker 9 (02:24:27):
A retired civil engineer and Air Force veteran says that
he saw Bigfoot around five thirty in the afternoon a
couple of weeks ago, and he's sure that what he
saw was the Bigfoot the Sasquatch. Again, this is all
(02:24:51):
fun and games, and people can waste their time however
they want. I just don't know why anybody thinks that,
in twenty twenty five, when there are billions of cameras
on the planet, that any cryptid or animal could escape
anywhere undiscovered. You know, we had our friend James Runner
in here for Halloween and he tells these kind of
(02:25:12):
urban legends and stories like that, and they're fun. That's
the point of them. They're fun. It's when people go,
oh no, that's a real thing. That's when we part company.
They're fun, right, That are called urban legends. This guy though,
I don't know. Maybe this guy's running some organization and
they weren't. They haven't been giving him much attention lately.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (02:25:32):
But he says he has credible evidence. Again, it's it's
never other than verbally. It's never provided for anyone. This
is my point, right, nothing on video. We all have
cameras and video in our pockets at all times. People
just well, they just can't seem to get Bigfoot on video.
(02:25:54):
So listen, if you are one of our bureau chiefs
out state College Way, be on the lookout for the sasquatch, because,
as this guy describes it, he's like there was human.
Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
It was his was not a bear. I know what
I saw. He said.
Speaker 9 (02:26:16):
I'm an avid hunter with fifty plus years in the woods.
That just means you get drunk a lot m sucking
off that ethanol pump. So anyway, a FYI, but I
was thinking of stomping Tom Connors, one of Gordon Lightfoot's countrymen.
Speaker 2 (02:26:35):
All of it.
Speaker 9 (02:26:36):
Again, it might seem silly to refer to somebody as
the biggest country star that Canada has ever produced, but
you gotta remember most of that country's rural. You know,
everybody focuses on the cities. Most of that country is
guys like Stompin' Tom Connors, a member of the Canadian
Songwriters Hall of Fame RUP and you know that ain't
easy to get into.
Speaker 2 (02:26:57):
I feel like there has to be other people that
are country stars from Canada, right I'm sure there are
like that, but that you know the name of that
would seem to be a bigger celebrity, right.
Speaker 9 (02:27:11):
Well, I mean there are people. They might mean that
like he stayed there. You know, Shania Twain is Canadian.
Speaker 11 (02:27:20):
Okay, maybe that's yeah, So maybe there's other reasons for
saying that about him.
Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
That, Yeah, that's what they refer to him as. They're
like the biggest country star that Canada's ever Maybe mean,
maybe they mean the biggest guy who.
Speaker 9 (02:27:33):
Stayed put Anne Murray's from there. Yeah, there's Snowbird, right, Snowbird. Wow,
my mom had Anne Murray albums. So yeah, again, you
can kind of play fast and loose with the country
music tag. I know Katie Lang is Canadian, but I
don't know if people consider her a country art I
thought she was a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (02:27:56):
Rob. Seeing me after this, Katie Lang is a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (02:28:00):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
Now, I gotta go home and take all those posters
off him.
Speaker 11 (02:28:04):
Long pleesus Christ, all those glamorous shots a case.
Speaker 9 (02:28:08):
Yeah, when I had to go back and submit my
after my pasectomy, I had to go back and submit
my sample, They're like, you need help, I go nope.
Speaker 2 (02:28:15):
I unrolled the Katie Lang poster from my pocket at
the time.
Speaker 9 (02:28:21):
Wow, and it's only Monday and I've just had my
brain fried.
Speaker 2 (02:28:26):
All right.
Speaker 9 (02:28:29):
I don't care for that. I don't care for that
at all. Wow, Neil Young. I mean, he's not a
country artist vibe to him, right. You could make the
case that Gordon Lightfoot's got kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:28:41):
That twang to him.
Speaker 9 (02:28:44):
So yes, obviously there are a lot of people adjacent
to that genre. You know, I'm a huge Bruce Coburn fan.
I don't think a lot of people down here are
hip to Bruce Coburn, but he is considered like one
of the biggest singer songwriters that Canada has were produced.
And he was always very kind of hyper focused on
like his songs were like environmental issues and human rights,
(02:29:06):
but he always made them very accessible and love Bruce Coburn.
He's the guy that He's an artist who has received
every award that Canada has to offer. And so I
have to think that stomping Tom Connors is the same.
Speaker 6 (02:29:27):
It's our boys, Johnny over here in Cleveland Heights, just
checking in. I went to my first grandparents breakfast at
our grandkids elementary school. It was awesome. It was in Parma,
I maybe thirty seven. There may have been looks, but
we had fun. You got to live it up. Life
is what it is, so you enjoy it. Make people happy.
(02:29:50):
You make people happy. That's why we listen to the show.
Love You Allen Rob You're not bad, Love you do.
Speaker 9 (02:29:56):
Wait, that sounds like cotton balls. He's like, Hey, it's Johnny'
thirty seven year old grandfather. I don't know, but I mean,
my my youngest brother was a thirty nine year old grandfather.
Speaker 2 (02:30:06):
I mean it'd be done, merckle, it could be done.
Speaker 11 (02:30:08):
But if he's saying going to school, like, that's a
different age of kid, right, Yeah, Like that's that's not
like you just had a grandchild at thirty seven. No,
that's like you became a grandfather at thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:30:21):
Babies having babies. That's all like cotton balls to me.
A little bit. He's doing a bit. Yeah, maybe not so.
Speaker 6 (02:30:29):
Boys, Johnny over here in Cleveland Heights, just checking in.
I went to my first grandparents' breakfast at our grandkid's
elementary school. It was awesome. It was in Parma. I
maybe thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
Wait he's in he's in Cleveland Heights, but.
Speaker 11 (02:30:46):
Was in Parma. The breakfast was in part I think
it is probably a bit.
Speaker 9 (02:30:51):
You know, hot on the heels of me finding out
about Katie Lang's sexual orientation. Now you gotta twist my
brain into a pretzel over this.
Speaker 2 (02:30:58):
I'm sorry. I thought you knew. Uh. I thought I
did too.
Speaker 9 (02:31:06):
I feel terrible and now everything that I have to uh,
I have to reevaluate everything.
Speaker 17 (02:31:11):
Okayse do munch buts and celebrate Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
Right, feel terror either? No?
Speaker 16 (02:31:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31:19):
Sorry, your wife's suck in Florida and you're taking it
out on me. It's I guess I did well.
Speaker 9 (02:31:24):
I have a feeling I'll bounce back in this since
commercial break, so we'll take one here and uh, I'll
collect myself the Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
On one, let's call the Allan Cox Show. Girls, this
is your opportunity right here.
Speaker 6 (02:31:41):
A nice boy, let me tell you that one double oh.
Speaker 3 (02:31:45):
Seven or three four eight, one double oh seven board.
Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
I'm the chairman of the board.
Speaker 4 (02:31:59):
I'm a.
Speaker 2 (02:32:01):
I'm living like a dog. Bo Zeo sell just another
Iggy Pop's gonna be another guy. I'm gonna be really
(02:32:21):
bummed when he goes.
Speaker 9 (02:32:23):
He inducted White Stripes into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame on Saturday. If you saw any of the
induction ceremony, you know he's pushing eighty years old and
he looks every bit of it. He's like his his
fingers are all kind of like gnarled, you know what
I mean. I don't know what situation he's got going
on there. He does, but he doesn't look eighty like
he looks old but he's eighty. But he's a guy
(02:32:44):
who he don't want to have a shirt on to. Yeah,
for a long time, I was like, that's what I
want to look like, is his skin pulled over a skeleton.
Speaker 11 (02:32:52):
Right now, he's got like the ape titties, Like there's
a lot going on.
Speaker 9 (02:32:55):
It's like a melting candle now and there's no way
around that. But for a long time, like he was
still you know, he's living on an island somewhere, and
you know, but I just love Iggy Pop and I'm
gonna be really really bummed out when something happens to him,
hopefully no time soon. But that rock Hole induction ceremony,
(02:33:17):
they did the live stream on Disney Plus Saturday night.
I think just under four and a half hours is
what they said. And so then they chop it up,
you know, they move it around all their little properties.
Since there's four companies now that own everything, so Hulu
and Disney are one thing, and it's you know, it's
part of ABC Network, and so New Year's Day, I
think they dropped like a two hour, bite sized rock
(02:33:40):
and roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
On ABC Network.
Speaker 9 (02:33:48):
Oh somebody said that was not cotton balls by the way,
he hit me back, and so that wasn't me.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
So you go.
Speaker 9 (02:33:55):
Well, a handful of our listeners who contribute with some regularity,
they do start to kind of say similar to me,
which is why I always ask people to identify themselves
on text and things like that, just so I know,
so I can credit people should the situation warrant it.
Alan isn't taint McCrae from Canada, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:34:14):
What's in the water up there?
Speaker 9 (02:34:15):
Yes, she's in Calgary, coming all the way down here, Rob,
taint McCrae.
Speaker 2 (02:34:21):
To huh, Sniper, she's hot.
Speaker 9 (02:34:24):
Yeah, she's lovely, lovely boy. We thought we had a
situation in the break. We thought that another possession of
ours had been stripped from our grasp. Yeah, because you
know I had another Celsius go missing. No, so when
you mentioned the what you were missing but it was
in here that would have been even more diabolical. Yes,
(02:34:47):
because there were people in here. You know, when Magic
flipped a Christmas it's like there's a TV component of it.
So there were television people in here moving our stuff around. Rob, well, yeah,
because changing our lighting. And you know, listen, you can't
have any identity in these studios. These are made to
be used by everyone.
Speaker 11 (02:35:04):
God, look at your logos on a TV screen, but
it can't be on the wall for christ set.
Speaker 9 (02:35:09):
You think that's what they were doing, is they were
removing any individual because you couldn't. Rob's gotta our friend
of Ethan send him a cassette copy of the best
of zomb Fear, Master of the Pan Flute.
Speaker 2 (02:35:20):
Yes, and it's on display here in the studio along with.
Speaker 11 (02:35:23):
My uh little wristband from the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame when we went went for the rush thing. Yeah,
so I saved that and I saved the Zamfier thing
and they sit right here on the mic stand next
to me. And I came in today and I'm like,
they took my Zamfear tape and then I was like,
and my wristband, Yeah, they're they're shoved behind the uh
(02:35:45):
parrot head waiting only whatever parking only.
Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
Sign over there back here by the Bureau chief map.
You can't because you're not allowed to show stuff here.
I mean, if they're in the studio, it's supposed to
just be white gray. Hasn't that kind of gone by
the wayside?
Speaker 8 (02:35:58):
Though?
Speaker 5 (02:35:59):
Not?
Speaker 2 (02:35:59):
Really?
Speaker 9 (02:35:59):
Everybody out there has got stuff on their desk, now,
I know that's what they were going for.
Speaker 2 (02:36:05):
Yeah, but look at around the studios. Man.
Speaker 9 (02:36:08):
Yeah, well, anyway, false alarm. I still did have a
Celsius lifted. But when that I'd rather have Thursday. Really, yeah,
it's okay, I had backups.
Speaker 2 (02:36:22):
That's not okay. Well what am I gonna do? Right?
Speaker 9 (02:36:28):
If it was the only one that I had, I
would have been more upset about it. I put it
in the crisper drawer, thinking, okay, I won't even tempt
anyone who's prone to taking these. I'm not even gonna
put it at eye level in the fridge. I'll put
it in the crisper drawer. So I laid it down
on its side in the crisper drawer. So they grabbed
(02:36:49):
it out of their Did they just move it up
into the main cabin.
Speaker 2 (02:36:51):
Nope, damn it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
I don't know why they would do that. Why would
you know, I don't know. Maybe they got but they
wanted to put lettuce in there. I don't know. I'm
trying to think like maybe's something good. Ah, Yes, all
of our colleagues consuming lettuce and I regularly. No, it's
like a thin it's not one of the deep ones, right,
it's like a thin one there. Maybe they came with
some lunch meats.
Speaker 11 (02:37:10):
Maybe they did this Celsius up into the main cabin
where it belongs so I can put my lunch meats
down below.
Speaker 2 (02:37:15):
I know that wasn't the case.
Speaker 9 (02:37:17):
Huh Nope, And trust me, some of our colleagues are
definitely rocking some lunch meats.
Speaker 3 (02:37:21):
Boy.
Speaker 9 (02:37:21):
But the point is is whatever goes in the fridge,
that's a different thing. I think that maybe because there's
still the aftermath of the Halloween party, and.
Speaker 2 (02:37:34):
Well I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 9 (02:37:35):
The stuff that's in there still is from the big
flip to Christmas where they had a lot of people here.
So I think they thought that maybe because the fridge
is so full of like cases of pop it's like
coach and sprites in there, that who's gonna miss Celsius?
Speaker 2 (02:37:50):
Do they know your boy is gonna miss? But I'm
over it.
Speaker 9 (02:37:55):
I just I've been over this for a while, so
I hesitate to even mention it. I only mention it
in conjunction with the fact that for a second we
couldn't find a Zombfier tape.
Speaker 11 (02:38:04):
I don't even I don't remember the last time I
opened that refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (02:38:09):
Like, it's good. I just stay away from ev It's
fine that this place has I put my meals in there. Yeah,
I have all my meals.
Speaker 9 (02:38:16):
I put those in there, and I put normally put
aus Celsius on top of it, lying on its side.
Speaker 2 (02:38:23):
This time I didn't.
Speaker 9 (02:38:24):
I have the room, and again I don't have a
designated section of the refrigerator. It's just that I keep
my stuff in the same place.
Speaker 2 (02:38:34):
We should. We should get that lock.
Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
Heard.
Speaker 9 (02:38:39):
Have you ever heard zom Fear perform How Deep is
Your Love? By the Begs? Yes, Tan flute version.
Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
Wow, you thought you knew, but now you know.
Speaker 9 (02:38:57):
Does your zomb Fear case include his first name on
the cover?
Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
Or is he just because he's great? I believe I'm
gonna put it back up. You should, that's your era.
It just says zom Fear.
Speaker 9 (02:39:14):
I mean Mark Nolan and I sit in the same spot.
You and Pachana don't sit in the same spot, so
that really is your area.
Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
Yeah. Yeah, everything on this particular Zombfear Greatest Hits album
is just in. Did you say Greek?
Speaker 9 (02:39:28):
I believe he's great. Whatever he's remaining, I'm sorry. Yeah,
it's uh Tata Patato. Yeah, no, nothing, I'm there with
his first name. All right, Well, there you go is
zum Fear. Yes, that was four years old. One of
like we get stuff said to us all the time.
Speaker 11 (02:39:44):
That's one of the only things that I've ever kept
because I thought it was one of the funniest things
because we did like this stupid bit about ordering Zomfier's
greatest hits and you did like a Zomfear hotline in
twenty twenty five. Yeah, and Ethan heard it and thought
it was funny. So he said, hope you guys still
have a walkman, and he sent us the Zomfier Greatest
(02:40:04):
Hits the Class Act. Good move, that funny.
Speaker 9 (02:40:07):
I just love that zomb Fear like a few years ago,
married this super young chick.
Speaker 2 (02:40:14):
He's eighty four. He's the king of the pan flute
down I know, but how far does that get you.
Speaker 9 (02:40:18):
I mean, I guess if you're obviously yeah, she's Romanian
into the pants of a very young model because he's
still like, you know, they married, guy, they married when
he was seventy four and she was twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:40:33):
You should hear the beautiful music they make when he
plays her. Yeah, he flips her upside down here ah hah.
Speaker 9 (02:40:41):
Yep, she has crones. So this is him, Like, this
is him, you know, like when you blow over the
top of a bottle.
Speaker 2 (02:40:48):
This is like him.
Speaker 9 (02:40:52):
I mean that's guitar of course, right, yeah.
Speaker 19 (02:40:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (02:40:57):
Right here is him? Yep, right up the coin slot.
Speaker 5 (02:41:00):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (02:41:01):
No, but imagine you're a young woman. I have to
assume Romanian and zom Fear is like a national hero,
right because he's known around the world.
Speaker 2 (02:41:12):
We know him here and.
Speaker 11 (02:41:16):
You know you still know him here though, like we
fondly remember the infomercial. But when was the last time
you think anybody know you're listened to zom Fear.
Speaker 2 (02:41:24):
I mean, listen, what I'm saying is the name recognition.
Speaker 9 (02:41:26):
If he was in the lexicon of yeah, you have
to be a certain age I think gen X or
or above. Right, if you were to say Zombfear. Somebody
else will go master of the pan flute.
Speaker 2 (02:41:36):
Yeah, yeah, all those infomercials. Yeah, somebody will say that
you hes zum Fear from Romania got himself a real
young wife. Let me do me favored flip over on
hens going to play the How deep is your love
for the audience?
Speaker 9 (02:41:54):
Well yeah, but imagine you know, listen, I play the
drums right, And I remember dating a girl when I
was It doesn't matter what instrument you play, right. You
can flip somebody's perception of you when they see you
play an instrument. I remember a Christmas party the first
year I had been in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It was a
local owner and so he would have everybody over to
(02:42:15):
his house and a big party and whatever. And me
and a couple other people on staff, like my program
director played the guitar and the mid day girl sang.
So we did like a little house house rocker thing.
It was a lot of fun. My girlfriend at the time,
her sister, and I hated each other's guts, but her
sister told us, like, Alan looked really hot.
Speaker 2 (02:42:34):
Play in the drums.
Speaker 9 (02:42:35):
That's what I'm talking about, Ay, I do be this
young girl. Even the pan flute. Think of what it
looks like when you're paying the playing the pan flute. Right,
you got these little tubes. It's all mouth and fingers
zero right.
Speaker 2 (02:42:51):
No, it's all mouth and fingers. You just know he's
great with that stuff. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 9 (02:42:56):
Or I mean we're being cheeky here, but or she
just has an immense risk. I have to assume maybe
she's an artist. She just has an immense respect for
what the guy does. Here's a photo I'll show you
on the live stream. Here, right, there's zomb Fear and
his wife.
Speaker 2 (02:43:14):
Wow. He's eighty six now she's thirty eight.
Speaker 17 (02:43:16):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (02:43:17):
Yeah, and yeah, play me like one of the ver
pen flutes. Nicoletta Becca is her name, and good for her.
I'm happy that this guy has found happiness.
Speaker 2 (02:43:34):
He's still got that pant flute with him.
Speaker 10 (02:43:36):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:43:36):
So no matter what for pictures, you got to have
that with you people. The hell is he gonna do? Well?
Speaker 11 (02:43:41):
I mean, if you're just taking a picture with your wife,
is the pan flute necessary to be in there?
Speaker 2 (02:43:45):
Yes? You need that prop I think she's a singer too. Yeah,
nobody cares about zomb Fear private pilot. Well maybe in
this case they do. They're like master of the pan flute.
This is zum Fear wife, mess of skins. Get what
I did? What I did? You see what joke I make?
(02:44:05):
See what joke I made? Ella?
Speaker 9 (02:44:11):
We have the same problem at our office. Yeah, listen,
I'm not alone. My breakfast sandwiches go missing, My liquid
deaths are lifted, and that's freaking water.
Speaker 2 (02:44:22):
By the way, you can get that.
Speaker 9 (02:44:24):
Out of the the cooler thing, right, the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (02:44:30):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 9 (02:44:30):
I'm going to send Rob a slim Whitman's Greatest hits
Una Paloma Blanca.
Speaker 2 (02:44:36):
Sounds good.
Speaker 9 (02:44:39):
And again I'm not trying to jam anybody up because
everybody then comes at me with all the jackass stuff. Right,
Oh you should put stuff in the Celsius. Well, first
of all, it's an aluminum can. So how am I
going to pierce the can and put you.
Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
Know, well no, but you just line the outside of.
Speaker 9 (02:44:54):
Oh well yeah, but again, I'm not even trying to
like change somebody's life. So yeah, but again, crisis haveverted
found Rob's belongings and the we thought that that Zombfir
tape was gone and it's merely symbolic. I mean, try
(02:45:17):
finding a cassette player around here.
Speaker 2 (02:45:18):
Oh, I got that. They just got the email from
Alan from Ethan. Yeah, buddy, I will murder murder An
m Efer dead if they gank your tape drinks and
sandwiches or whatever. That's one thing.
Speaker 11 (02:45:29):
One goddamn zam feared tape. Uncle Ethan's looking to fight
this injustice will not stand. We found it, Ethan. We're okay,
we got it. He was ready, man, he was, he was.
I mean he was making the drive.
Speaker 2 (02:45:41):
He was jumping in one of those souped up out hees,
pushing one of those hookers out of the front of
the front seat to make room for himself, and off
he went.
Speaker 9 (02:45:50):
Now, of course he'll have a real existential crisis on
his hands. He'd have a real emotional dilemma if he
got here and went through all that Michigan as and
then finds out that the person accused of it is
a big booty latina. Oh, he wouldn't know what to
do with He's not gonna want to do her any harm.
He'd be like, he's just gonna want to love her up.
I'm gonna I'll find another tape, anything about it? Just
y do you have any blow I have? eBay, I'll
(02:46:13):
figure out, figure it out.
Speaker 11 (02:46:14):
Just come on, let's go. Yep, your might you're you're
coming with me on the ride back to Rochester.
Speaker 9 (02:46:19):
Yeah, you and me and George are gonna go back
to Western New York. He's gonna bore us with tails
of the ss Edmund Fitzgerald and Cardpool. Yeah that's right, George.
Let me tell you about the ss Gerald fitz Edmond.
(02:46:39):
It was, yeah and on they fall in love seeing
you play, but after ten years they way over it,
especially when they don't get a ring o boy. Yeah,
but that's got nothing to do with you playing the drum.
It's right, that's a whole thing, right right.
Speaker 11 (02:46:58):
I love how everything has to be equal parts, you
know what I mean, Like, you can't ever just it
can't be like, well, you know, look, I do all
of these things, so now it must be this is
the one thing she does.
Speaker 9 (02:47:08):
Well, clearly they're processing something deep and lasting from their
own personal experience. You know, all things considered, all I
did was call my girlfriend a bitch for ten years
and she walked out on me.
Speaker 11 (02:47:20):
Not all parts are equal. You also happened to play
the drums. But two things can be true too, fair, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (02:47:30):
Allen, we're all Jay Fermenter, Hey, you guys were talking
about different pronunciations a couple of days ago on the podcast,
and the number one right none, uh, just perfect. People
say one sounds like there's a W. How would you
(02:47:50):
pronounce that?
Speaker 2 (02:47:51):
Just curious, That's all I got. Hey, what is he saying?
Number one? He said, people say like one one like
there's a double.
Speaker 9 (02:48:00):
Even if you pronounce it properly, it sounds like there's
a W on the fot on.
Speaker 2 (02:48:06):
But he won that game. I have one game left,
he's saying, almost more like you one wheel.
Speaker 9 (02:48:20):
Well, that may be a question for someone on the
Alan Cock Show Latino list.
Speaker 2 (02:48:26):
One wheel? How would Juan say it? I don't know that, Okay,
thank you to David Menner.
Speaker 9 (02:48:30):
I don't know that I've heard that happen. But uh yeah,
little variations on things, that's fine. Eric and Penn Hills
last week was accusing me rob of doing a bit
where I mispronounced things, and that's not a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
I like to pronounce things a certain.
Speaker 9 (02:48:49):
Way, you know, when I go see my tow two artists,
I like that Oh, hey, we missed Diddy's birthday. And birthday, Diddy,
he's on the inside. I don't know if he got
any kind of gifts. He turned fifty six last week.
(02:49:09):
Behind bars. He's at the Federal Correctional Institution at Fort
Dix in New Jersey, and he turned fifty six years
old last Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (02:49:25):
Of course, he's.
Speaker 9 (02:49:25):
Serving fifty months and he has been thirsty boy trying
to get a pardon from.
Speaker 2 (02:49:31):
Trump was what they were saying, the Tiger King in
the new year. They might get it in the new
year though. That might be his birthday present. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 9 (02:49:41):
So his birthday was the same as all the other inmates.
Get cereal and pasta and pizza.
Speaker 2 (02:49:50):
That ain't bad. That's better than what people on Snapper eating.
And he got drunk. There was a story about him
drinking sun jencom. I'm not sure what it was, poop
wine basically, Yeah, but I don't know what it was
that he made. But I heard that he was intoxicated
and got in trouble for it. Wow, maybe he's got
people smuggling stuff in for him. No, I think it
(02:50:12):
was actually from prison. Hmm, all right, yeah, it speaks out.
Speaker 11 (02:50:19):
It's on page six, after allegedly being busted for drinking
alcohol in prison.
Speaker 2 (02:50:24):
Yeah, not Jencom. I'm thinking of Pruno. Jencom is the
poop wine.
Speaker 9 (02:50:27):
Pruno is your prison hooch, right, scusey e scussycusey minus.
Speaker 2 (02:50:36):
He's in there with turlet wines. Scusy. He's like, hey,
he just let it from men. Yeah, in the turlet.
Speaker 9 (02:50:47):
Did you imagine if Diddy dies from like bachelism or
something as he was drinking Pruno toilet wine. Yeah, this
stuff it full of give me a bunch of apples,
and I think that's put some bread in there.
Speaker 11 (02:50:59):
I think think that's what they said. It was that
stuff that yeah, just ferments.
Speaker 9 (02:51:04):
I mean, you got to think there's people that can
get him actual hooch in there, right. This guy owned
the Soroc company. Yeah, well, twenty five years ago when
like vodka from grapes was cutting edge technology. You know,
now they're making like vodka from everything. Oh, this is
made from wicker. All right, I'll drink it.
Speaker 2 (02:51:21):
I don't care. Hey, drink whatever you can put your
hands on. I guess right. So, yeah, I just Diddy
on the inside.
Speaker 11 (02:51:32):
I just thought of what it would be called if soraq,
very similar sounding word, but the fact that it came
out of a toilet, it would be like, you.
Speaker 2 (02:51:41):
Know, sir oc would be the second part of it.
I don't think I follow. I'll tell you thank you.
Speaker 9 (02:51:55):
But he can get pop tarts, he can get the
honey buns, he can get the cookies. You know, this
guy's amass area has got to be filled to the brim.
Speaker 2 (02:52:03):
But is it though you don't know how much he's
loved in jail like he might. People just be like,
I'm dumb with this dude. But is he in Jen
Popp or ad Seg That's a good question.
Speaker 9 (02:52:11):
I guess one item that the commissary list does not
include is apple sauce, which he reportedly loves on his
cheeseburger's row.
Speaker 2 (02:52:19):
Hmm.
Speaker 9 (02:52:20):
Maybe that's something Wendy's could do to keep their stores open.
I saw Wendy's is closing a ton of restaurants.
Speaker 2 (02:52:27):
It's like three hundred. Yeah, they're having a hard time. Wow.
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Get out of here.
Speaker 28 (02:52:39):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way.
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet
(02:53:00):
slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching you.
Speaker 18 (02:53:06):
And on with all narratives.
Speaker 4 (02:53:09):
Remember O videos, Paige, and when you watch that Davy screens,
remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink
unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Speaker 28 (02:53:30):
Big Brother is watching you.
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