April 15, 2026 • 45 mins
On Today's Episode:
- Touching base with Wristband Maya’s Mum
- They stole whaaaat?
- 610 Quiz: How often do you shower?
- UK Polly Nigel Farage’s Cameo outtakes
- Who do you normally listen to?
- Australia’s best Sommelier Nick Stock sniffs our secret stain
- Naughty Nana’s
- How often do you change the sheets?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here in the vast planes of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Their names are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello there.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Perhaps you're you've come here looking for clues for our
secret stay in ten thousand dollars. That's a different podcast.
But if you are here, feel for is you stay
and enjoy the actual show?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
In fact, would I would brown upon anyone listening to
the start of this and then not listening to the
rest of this and then going straight to the clues,
because it feels like you're putting cash. You're putting money
over people, you know what I mean. Like we were
just a couple of real guys here trying to do
a radio show.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Absolutely, and a podcast, which is what this is. Welcome,
come on in and get comfy and I want to
give a big round of applause to the Ben Aleum
pod squad. If you're not in it, you miss it out.
Jump in there. It's been quite active the past seven
days and I'm loving it. It's a private group you
can join at bell Our producer will accept you into
(01:19):
the group and you can start posting memes or comments
thoughts of the show. Lockie has done a great post.
This was from yesterday. Liam said, now that we're two
weeks into the new show on Kiss, I thought I'd
do a quick tally of who has spoken the most
words on the show in the first fortnight.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
How would how would he have done that? Through a
schools or.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Something potentially potentially your old school with an abacus perhaps
was going through and keeping count. So the results were unexpected,
but for those who have actually listened, probably not surprising.
So this is a word count. Okay, So Belle comes
in at about five words.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Belle said five words so far.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yep, yep. I've come in just under five thousand, yep.
Liam's I'm in at slightly over five thousand. Eddie McGuire's
coming in at twenty thousand, Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We do love Eddie. Thanks for coming on. But yeah,
that was a longer one.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
They've ever made a graph and everything loom that's so
even made a funny dude, Oh, Lockie, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Did we out of interest? I didn't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes, though, did you bell give us the thumbs up
if you or you're buzz in with your thing? Did
you listen to the pod? Did we cut Eddie down?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I did. I had a big note there with a
big red things saying cut the life out of this. Ah, yeah, Tim,
Tim did so that.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
He also said to me, if I hear Eddie McGuire
talk anymore, I'm gonna get crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So thank you Tim for doing that. But also Nady.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Lockey heard it live because the live version.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The fact, the fact that if Lockie was hearing the
edited version, the live thing. I do think it ran
for about eight minutes. Eddie is obviously a pro, and
we you know, we appreciate him for coming on. He
took a little bit too much, maybe a few, maybe
a few liberties, too many liberties. We asked him a
question and he did speak for eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Our boss did say that we could have both gone
and got breakfast and come back and he wouldn't have noticed.
I don't know if our boss would want it. We've
got lots of bosses. We got no one knows who
to be. You can't pin that or any one of
our bosses. It was one of our three main bosses. Yeah, hey,
this is exciting because, as we said, you can always
(03:29):
dm us on Instagram with your number if you want
to come on to the podcast. We love chatting to
people who listened to the podcast. Benny has done just
that in Perth. There must be two am there mate?
How you doing day boys?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Good?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you good to have you on?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Benny? We've had you on the pod before, haven't we.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Yes, you certainly have the same chat different golf course
these days though. Yeah, I was at POI Walter the
last time you guys, you guys called, I had that
face the Instagram page point Walter Greens and you are
all like listeners to get on and put mad comments
on all my posts, which was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I'm I'm I'm a boss. I'm actually running a golf course.
I'm a superintendent at Whaleback Golf Course. So still in Perth,
but just a little bit closer to home. So I
complain to my missus that I can't finish a coffee
on my drive to work anymore, which is a massive first.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
World problem very aware of.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
But yeah it's great.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I've got to get over to Perth and play some
golf there.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, you message me anytime.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
I could rather like Arrowlo and golf course late caring
up point Walter Freeman or Whaleback obviously Maranguru, I've got
probably ten or fifteen courses. I still get on for free.
Love that hit me up then I will sort you
out mate, and Ben.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is that a podcast wide offer or is that more
exclusive to I'm just trying to work out because obviously
these other people listening.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Then we cater to all up of golf was here
in Perth, so you were absolutely more than.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Welcome as well.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I actually I beat my dad. I didn't beat him up.
I beat him in the game with golf. I beat
my dad, beat him, beat him to a polp no.
I yeah, I don't know if you've beat If you
guys have had the pleasure of playing golf with your dad,
it's a fun thing. I feel like, you know, it's mean,
It's like it's something that you got to like. I
wouldn't go fishing with my dad, I don't think and
neither of.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Us would like that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But for Lambs, high pressure playing with it. You got
to hit the shots.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Who I've got.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
An uncle who I played golf with and my cousins,
his sons, Like we played since we were kids, and
we've he used to to get us into golf, would
like offer us money, like if you beat me, it
got us more involved. He's very smart, but yeah, we've
all had the honor. Now I've beaten him at least once,
and yeah, we never let him forget it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well, I just have a very nice dad.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
So I feel like I played better with my dad
because he's sort of correcting me, correcting the strokes and
oh yeah, you know, a bit fat on that one
like this, But.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, I just swing wasn't great.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, come on now, just guys, But yeah, I was
just dialed the f in Ben, like I just did
it was I got par like five or six holes
in a row. I was just like, wait, what dude?
Like what it was part three? But what is happening?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Sixty a half take that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I still but I was just like what am I Like,
I'm just I can't miss, Like I'm just putting it
where I want. And yeah, it fell off a little
bit after that either side. But I just I played
so strong in that little middle patch. Yeah, that it
was just enough to get me ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Hey, Benny, while we got your mate before we let
you go new podcast format, How are you liking the vibe?
Any critiques?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yeah, I don't know if you've I have been pretty
active the last few days on the pod Squad. I
have given a bit of criticism after yesterday's off air,
being like being at the format, being at the start
of the pod before yesterday, I was like, I really
wish that there was like that that were separate. But yeah,
yesterday's start for the pod and it is very clean
(07:04):
on the Spotify having having the one for a day
if anything, And I think I've had a bit of
a bit of support on the pod Squad. Actually I
shouldn't take credit for it. Was another Pod squad who
said it a team member of the week on.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like oh yeah, yeah, okay, perhaps we could do that,
like maybe like at the end of Friday's pod, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
So and then the feed is still nice and clean.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
One pot a day, love that that on board. That's fair.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
But overall, like the fact you guys are now a
kiss and we can hear the music and all the
old skins are back, like the sixteen quiz song and
just all the it's got me in my fields. Guys.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I've listened to you guys for I won't.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Say the fresh days because I'm not from South Australia,
but since your first day on Triple J, I've never
wavered and leg it's just so good to It's like
the good old days.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I'm sure I'm not alone in that feeling, but yeah,
it's so good to have your back. And it was
also great to when I'm heating up my smoker at
work and i get two random calls in a row
from no caller ID and I answer, So Benet's Bell
from Ben and Lane. Yeah, great to see producer Bells
back in the rat Boost as well.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, you guys are all still together.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Good on you, Benny. Hey, before we let you go,
we'll send you a kiss one or two three bucket
Heart that's coming your way. I think we are running
out of those, So there's that. That's limited edition. Also,
he put me.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
On the lift for a magnet.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, there was also I saw a bit of chat
in the pod squad about the podcast used to end
with it and that's it, and people like that because.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now I back that in Yeah, leave that with us.
We're going to try and figure out a way to
end the podcast. It used to just be the good
old fart that.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Yeah, I write that too to hear a whole like
sound board and.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Less unless there has been like a like a combination
of those two things, like that's it like to be honest,
I the boss is gonna be upset because it's like
if you have gone to the effort of listening to
the entire podcast. Correct, I think that's it's a little
street for us to have a little fight.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Soun affected And that's here we can ask scutter where
we got that from because that was from pop culture.
That wasn't like a secret sound. That was like from
a TV show or a movie. Is that it?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And that's it good?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
And then there's no none of the bosses can get
upset either with the sound because it's so on brand.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
All right, then you mate, We'll let you go. All
the best boys, thanks mate, by.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Bye, Thank you man. I appreciate the love.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, if you ever want to come on the podcast,
just dm us on Instagram. Think that was all the
main business?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Lamb Yeah, fun show tomorrow Young Mayer will be joining
us again. We had her mum on today. Yeah, you know,
she's obviously making the wrist bands. We're going into business together.
So you we'll hear that's the first thing you hear
in this pod.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
One last thing that before we do jump into the.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Pod, Sven for Jackson.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Incomes Jackson, Belle Jackson. That is super producer, extraordinary. Hello, Bell,
I can't hear you? Why not? Oh hang on? Sorry.
Behind the scenes, we just did an interview with Jim Jefferies.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
He was great, by the way, I think we so
we just started like chopping it up and he was
so funny. I think we're gonna have to do like
a radio edit, but I think maybe once again, not
a big fan of Clardo in the podcast, but maybe
I think a lot of people really love Jim Jefferes
as well, so maybe we could put like an extended
cut Jim Jeffries just the all the off airs on
a chat we had with him.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Absolutely Belly there now, yes, hello, great, okay, cool, So
your Mike's on. That's why we had Jim Jeffries had
to get rid of Bell's I can put him on now.
The reason I've gonged you to come in. Is because
a bit of a worry for you this morning on
the cough run. Obviously we've discussed this that you know
you've been taking the cookie tacks and you've been eating
the cookies. Yes, I noticed this morning. I went out
there this morning. We both got o cookies, right, we
(11:16):
thought one cookie each. Yep, I went out there. They
I think the coffee people like us, obviously because we
buy a lot of coffees. There was a there was
a bucket of cookies.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All right, so hang on, so now we finally I
ronded out.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I had a cookie today. I paid for the coffee yesterday.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Didn't pay that. I don't know who did. I did,
Thank you, Ben. We were both given a cookie each.
How many cookies did you have?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Jackson?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I had two.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
His, but there was multiple cookies out there. There was
more than three. I had mine and Michael's.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
I do not know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I do not know who had the remaining ones after that.
I don't know if it was Steve.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
We're gonna get I mean, Bell, you may as well
tell the truth now because we will get to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
We'll get it. We have to bring everyone in.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But also, I.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Think didn't know today was.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The first day they gave.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Us bonus cookies today.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Bring that hand to me.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's your fourth finger for the day, rendering you a
nub on your left left side.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
We'll keep the finger on a nice bell.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
If you behave and give us the appropriate amount of cookies,
will get it attached. I know some good surgeons. All right,
we'll we bank together, so.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I enjoy very impressive.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
We met a young girl over the weekend sort of
some wristbands. She asked if we'd like to buy some.
I said I didn't have any cash. She said, you
took card, which blew me away.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I bought one. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Ben said no, well, I actually didn't have any cash
on me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You just didn't want to buy. And if you want
to buy, you didn't see the opportunity that I saw.
But now I think you do. Then now I think
you see that's that's a businesswoman, a young business woman
at that eleven years old. But I really think Maya's
Riskwear has something. I think it's going somewhere. So we
I wouldn't say aggressively acquired, but we did a quiet
fifty percent of the company yesterday we said we'd flick
(13:20):
over an NDA and a heads of agreement, but as
we said, Maya is eleven, so we thought we should
probably just to do the right thing. We should probably
check in with her legal guardian and mother, Naomi in Norward. Naomi,
we're sorry for just calling your daughter out of the
blue yesterday. How long have you known about this little
riskwear business? I mean she made four hundred and twenty
odd dollars over the gather around weekend she did.
Speaker 13 (13:43):
Yes, so may my husband selling these loom bands to
caravan parks. So every time we go on a little holiday,
she sits there making them and then goes around on
her bike selling them.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
To That's cool. It's extremely impressive.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Are you like are you and your your husband are
you like business people?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Were actually said business savvy.
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Yes, we both do work in sales.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Okay, yeah, right, so I can see a little bit
of it's worn off, obviously it has.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
But yes, Maya is her own person.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
She has her own mind and there's been very strong
willed since the minutes she arrives on this planet. And
when she wants something, she will.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Go and get it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, we love that, and that's that's exactly why we've
done this merger. Now, now tell us Naomi, because you know,
we were blown away when she said she took card
I didn't even know that was a thing that was possible.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Did you know that she was taking card payments?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
So she set this up a few months ago when
people at the caravan park kept telling her they only
had cash.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
I didn't have cash.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah, so she decided to go upon herself and work
out how she could get a.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Square eleven, and she managed to get her own square.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
She did so, she gurgled, and she got some information
and she set it up all on her own.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Actually, well yes, oh.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
My god, okay, and so like, I just wanted to
get your thoughts. Obviously, we're going to improve the revenue stream,
gross margin, net margin, supply chain optimization, all that got
particular line, Yeah, brand positioning, operational efficiency. Are you happy
for us to step in on that sort of thing.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
If it means that she can pay for her own school.
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Freeze, yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
And maybe we could circle back touch base with Maya.
She obviously signed that heads agreement, so we're all good
to prove contract.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, excellent, Great.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This business is really cooking it's cooking already.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I think, you know, with her business savvy, with our
know how, I think we can conquer the world.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You know what I think we need to do next leam. Hey, Naomi,
thank you so much for joining us this morning. You
have a great day. Okay, no, you too, Thanks Nami.
I think we need to work on an advertising campaign.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, I was talking about yesterday above the line things
that stand out. Obviously, we're gonna have a lot of
outdoor we can contact o media.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's going to disrupt, right, Yeah, we need to be disruptive.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
But we want to get our messaging across and that
has to be clear in front of mine of course.
So you know, buses, obviously, billboards, social media big. We
can maybe get some influences on.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Board OULDI folk times. But if we get shirts with
Maya's face on it and we get the old people
to wear them, old people love kids.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And they got money.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They got money.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
They got a lot of money to burn. They've got
nothing else to do with it other than buy lots
of wristbands. Obviously we work in audio. It's still a
powerful medium. The radio is there for people in the mornings.
So I think we reach out to production. Perhaps we
circle back to Maya tomorrow and we get some some
radio ads going. Yep, we can pump them across the weekend.
(16:45):
Obviously that's going to spike productivity and maybe sales I'm
expecting in this quarter are probably gonna quadruple absolutely excellent.
All right, guys, well we all know our business stations,
our battle plan. We'll speak to Mayo to borrow and
get this thing going.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
At Two Wells man Liam has been caught and arrested
for stealing twelve thousand dollars worth of fuel? Was that
you wasn't me? Did you grow up in Two Wells?
I probably no? Him, didn't know if you made bail
before the show this morning, I don't know, but no,
twelve thousand dollars worth of fuel. So it was one
tank too, Jerry kimp and I think it was twenty times.
(17:23):
I think he did it twenty times.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So what hang on?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So was he had an SUV with the tank in
the back, so he would fill that up and then
he had like false number plates on and then would
drive away to the plates off and then kept.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Falling that process.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
He was just going to store this or was he
going to sell it to mates for an even higher
price or a.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Lower price, don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, you wouldn't sell for a lower price because and
you'd lose money every time you do it.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, because you've stolen it, remember true.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, so he's still.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, I don't want to hear stories of like, oh,
they're waking to the house and stole my TV.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
That's sad. That'd say. It has to be like a
funny thing.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, there's also that story on Monday after gather around
there was those people that broke into the escape room.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Now the Escape Hunt Room in rund Them Wall.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's the one because there was a giant cutout of
Bailey Smith's head and they broke in, stole that and left.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Kind of funny thing.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Still, Maria, you're in broadview. That's still what.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
They're still my kids' baby teeth?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
What that's that's horrific for real? Yes, this is sort
of some little teeth snatcher story. We tell our children
to scare them and get them into bed earlier.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's like what leave them for the tooth fairy?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
That's nuts. So they hang on.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So someone came into your house and stole your children's
baby teeth, Yes.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
What happened, Well, after the tooth Fairy had been on
numerous visits, I didn't know where you should put the teeth,
so I used to put them in a little ring
box and keep them in my bedside table, right, And
then we had a burglary and the ring box got stolen.
But I was just loved to see their faces the right.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So it wasn't like, yeah, I get you. It wasn't
like on purpose.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They obviously thought they were getting jewelry.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
They weren't like, yeah, going out trying to find baby
teeth around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, whack.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Great story, Sarah, you're in Woodville.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What are they steal?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
They stole my freshly baked chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Anything else in the house, or they just they just
broke in. They looked around and went, yeah, well.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
They broke in. Obviously, they went through the house. Everything
got trash. They took some jewelry that obviously I wasn't
wearing at the time, and went through the house and
realized the cake that I cooked a couple of hours
previously was gone.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It must have smelled good.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, that's real insult to injury.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But did you feel good about your baking though?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
If they if they'd had a bite bite and left it,
but they'd stolen everything else.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Surely.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Choked on it. Actually, yeah, your.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Jewelry, I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, that's why you every time you bake a cake.
Now you put before you before you go out.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yasmin in Manapara, they broke in. They stole what hey, Benileiam.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
They stole a bunch of stuff, but then they dumped
it and I found in the fouitcase that they had
stolen my bacon and potato gems.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Out the freezer, not the potato gyms. Oh nice, You're like,
oh my TV's gone, my phone's gone. This is all horrible,
But then the worst thing is you open the freezer
and potato gyms. Yeah. Look, it's been a long day.
I've been down the police department, been making the reports.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
But at least I can go home, put my feet
up and have my potato.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Gym, which I do every night, which I look forward
to every night.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's a Thursday. Ah, yas been. That's so weird, but
thank you if you call. Great story. Nathan in Surry down
so they back into your house, your car, what was it?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Good morning, Dannilam.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
I work as a property manager, so see a lot
of interesting stuff and went to check a house one
day after some tenants had moved out and they had
stolen all the internal doors of the house.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh no, you're right, and it's what you would think, like,
I don't know. I don't really know much about like
work sites and buildings and stuff, and they are pretty
a pretty standard cut door. I would I would have
assumed that you need like specific doors for specific spaces.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Yeah, I think so. It was a pretty old house,
so I don't know why they would want them, but
it's interesting. You walk in, you don't realize that the
doors are stolen until you walk around and you realize
there's no toilet door.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah. Yeah, for sure, that's the main the main time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Thanks for you cool Nathan, Ashley and Andrew's farm they still.
Speaker 17 (21:32):
What so our house was up from sow We had
open inspection. After the open inspection, we realized someone had
stolen our PlayStation memory cards like the old way, so.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Your Simpson's Hit and Run history was completely white. You
had to start the game from square.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
One pretty much as far as the Dragon christ Fanny,
Oh no, that.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Sucks now, I'm going to have to start jacking Dexter
two again, Ashley, I can't even remember what level I
was on.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Spyro Andy in Jep's cross joins us. Now they stole what?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, they stole milk. We used to keep milk delivered
and we kept getting it stolen off the front doorsteps.
So my parents put a security door up in between
the front door and out. We gave the milky one key.
He used to put the milk in between the door,
locked the screen door, and in the morning we get it.
I got up one morning to go get the milk,
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and I felt resistance when I went to lift the
cardboard cartons somebody had laid on our front doorstep pierced
to hold through the screen into the milk. Turtens put
straws in them and bring them dry. You not.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What a while story?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Who is milk thing? Who's so desperate for milk?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Like, surely there's easier ways of getting milk than piercing
through a security drawer with like an extra.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Long straw or hose to suck the milk.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Right, it's unhinged, Andy, thank you very much. In ten,
it's still plenty of room on the phone.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Lines.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
If you want to play this morning. If you've heard before,
people often get it wrong and fall over on very
easy questions. If you do win the quiz this morning,
you're getting your car service on us.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Sneaky in more some lakes? How you doing?
Speaker 13 (23:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What do you do for chrust?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Just embroidery?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
All right? Nice? Nice?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
So what are you embroidering on?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Like different school uniform sports?
Speaker 15 (23:37):
Yes, that's right, Craig, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, nice. You might put like a class of.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well let's kick into this quiz.
Thank you for joining us so earlier. First call of
the day. Megan Markle has filmed in appearance on Master
Chef whilst here in Australia. Do you know what American
TV show she was on about?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Lawyers?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Wow? I didn't even Yes, suits you know it? Did
you see that one?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I feel like I may
have dropped off after second season. I think I remember
it being good.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Justin Bieber's Beauty and the Beat is back at number
one on the charts after his Coachella performance on the weekend.
Which female artist did he collab with on that song?
Speaker 14 (24:21):
Originally was NICKI?
Speaker 15 (24:22):
Minaj is beauty.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
She is justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, no, you're right around something something so leaner. Yeah,
I can't remember the rest.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Hey, residents in this apartment building on King William Road,
this is brutal. They've been showering outside near the bins
for almost a month because their whole building has lost
hot water. How many times a day do you shower?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Once?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I think that's a good amount of time shower. I'm
a two times a day type operator.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, I'm a one. I'm a one to day for sure.
Like I do, I'll do twice a day if there
was a need for it. Yeah, But like are you
showering in the morning, Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah, but then if you go to the gym or something,
you get a shower again, right, you really go to
the gym?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Super hot fit one is if you don't work out,
Who's who bends the slub?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And I'm the one of the cheese greater at.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Twice a day? He goes ben. Are you familiar with
Nigel Faraj? No?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Okay, you might know.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
His face if you saw him.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
So.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
He is a UK politician.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's a conservative MP, right wing guy, but he also
does a lot of cameos for people, which is that
app where you can pay for celebrities or public figures
to leave your birthday message or whatever. And he has
got himself in hot water a few times because basically
he goes full Anchorman, So I don't think there's much
(25:59):
four about what he's saying. If someone writes up then
and pays him twenty bucks to say it, he will
say it.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Hi, I'm Nigel Faraj, Happy birthday, Hugh Janus, What did
you do with Bigjungus? We know you're the suss imposta
Jojo Ray flew on a fucker seventy and ate a
Big Garden sausage role epic dub. I also just finished
an anim binge with my g Joseph Lenton.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Ahrah aarrah.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The guy has got no idea what he's saying.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, and people like, take it really, Mimi, so they
write him these silly messages and that sort of stuff.
But basically he's accidentally posted a lot of his outtakes
to his cameo account, which is super embarrassing. So basically
a lot of these is like he started recording the
video for the person and then maybe he'll get a
(26:52):
text on his phone and then he gets really really annoyed.
He gets progressively more annoyed, and I've had to really
heavily censor this because he's not using very political language.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
It's a really big moment because you are turning what
you do save you.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's losing it, losing his head.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
But Ben, I feel for Farage here because I don't
know if you know this or remember this, but I
do have a TikTok account, got Instagram, did a lot
of impressions and that sort of thing. I don't know,
It's just something I do in my spare time.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Usually one as Donald Trump as the Fifth Lord.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Donald Trump in Star Wars. Check it out, guys, Liam Sapleton.
That sounds good to you. But when I first started,
I started a TikTok account because I liked some of
the effects that you could use on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
But I was too nerve, I was too shy to
sort of start a TikTok.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
So I had like a private account and I did
this video where basically it was me and then I
was green screening myself multiple times behind me, and I
was like in this fight, if.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It was a movie Green Street Hooligans that I was off,
so in the back I had to record all the
different characters so they're like they weren't saying anything, They're
just breathing heavily. And I had like tomato saw some
my mouthlat dripping down something like it was blood, and I.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Was like, come on, then come on and I recall.
So I had to do a lot of overlay, and
that's how.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
So I did it all through TikTok and didn't really
think much of it.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I made it through TikTok on this private account and
then I exported it and then I put it onto Instagram,
and then like maybe a year two years later, a
friend of mine's girlfriend said to me, oh, I saw
some of your like tiktoks the other day and I
was like, I don't have TikTok and she was like nah,
(28:39):
Like I didn't really get it, but it was like
you with like sauce on your face and you were
like getting really angry, and I was like, I.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Was like what.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
And I realized a bit like him with the outtakes,
I hadn't made the account properly private, so I actually
posted all of those videos of me like in my
bedroom with like no shirt on, with like sauce. I'm like,
no context, just going up, and then people will like
comment like over a span of a year, people commenting
like this guy's lost his head, and like people like
(29:10):
was that the guy who was on Triple J a
few years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And just like I was.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Like, oh my god, what have I done?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, I'm pretty sure I've destroyed them all.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
They're off the face of this earth.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Ben, you and I have been doing radio together for
like twelve thirteen years Breakfast Radio. But we're only ten
shows into our new home here at Kiss one or
two three in Adelaide. Everyone else is on holidays at
the moment because they started at the start of the year.
Contractually we could start to the first of April. That's
why it's all a bit weird. But now we have
this unique opportunity whilst we're on and everyone else is off.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, why don't we do some market research? You give
us a buzz thirteen one oh six five if you
don't normally listen to Kiss one O two three Claire
in Mount Bay joins US. Now, who's your regular station?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Morning Sen and Lamb?
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Right, Okay, but that's always on holiday.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, tell me about it, half bloody radio people. So true.
Speaker 10 (30:06):
Well it's just so, it's just a repeat and I'll
get sick of it. So and I'm stopped. I'm just
loving it.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So it's because we're live right now. Yes, But Claire,
are you going to hang around when they come back?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's the big question.
Speaker 10 (30:18):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 17 (30:19):
Are you going to I'm really join the music too?
Speaker 10 (30:23):
It's great?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Okay, love that all right, we'll take your word for it, Claire.
Thank you so much for cheating on your regular.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And Claire, don't be surprised if we call you back
next week with a bit of a pop quiz about
the show Oca.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Yeah, Claire, you are you willing for us to surprise
call you at any moment to make sure you've been.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Listening to Kiss?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:40):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't want to use that as a scare tactic.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I just know we're serious about that and it could
be something in it for you if you do answer
your phone. Marisa, you know you're in lights to you,
what are you normally listening to?
Speaker 14 (30:53):
Good Morning Ben and Liam. I'm like the previous caller,
s afm Okay, to be honest, though, when one of
the Rockies went on maternity leave and a replacement went in,
that's when it went downhill. So I flipped over to
you guys and started listening from when back was your
(31:16):
introim and I've just continued it has stayed on since.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
All right, Well, hey, thanks for hanging around. Had you
ever listened to our show before? I mean we used
to work for like another radio.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
Station, to be honest, No, because I've been a longtime
listener to say.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And look, Marissa, not afraid to give your actual opinion.
What about our show? Have you heard anything you don't like?
Speaker 14 (31:39):
To be honest, No. What I really appreciated though, was
what you guys did and gather around that was hilarious,
and then watching it watching it back, So that was good,
good fun. Well done to both of you.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Appreciate you, Marissa, and I can tell you my ass
is still sore.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I'm sure Ben's in the same boat.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We wrote a tand and Blake sixty ks.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah for anyone just turning in, are like, what did
they do forget around?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Oh my god? And you can watch it online?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Ah, yeah, No, we probably should have been a bit
clearer about that.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Let's go April in Seaton, get a April, are you
listening to this station this morning? But we're not your regular? Yes,
that's right, Okay, who's your regular?
Speaker 15 (32:19):
Nob was?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Okay? And so what brings you to kiss? One? Or two? Three?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
My husband absolutely loves you guys. He's followed you guys
everywhere with every station, and he's told me all about
Limb's impersonations as well over the years. And I've just
found you guys hilarious and then enjoyed listen.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Thanks April.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
So he's gone fresh chiple J Nova, now to kiss, He's.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Done the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Yeah, everything.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, we move around a lot, but this is this
is this is our new team and we're hoping to
stay long term.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
And April, are you enjoying it? Any any critical feedback
for us? Something we can do better?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I have totally enjoy you guys. You guys are a
similar age to me, and I actually went to school
near Limb's I know, yeah, I know Limb from like
school days.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We're about it, April. I went to oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I went to PID there you go.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
What yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:07):
You were you born?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I was born in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, I'm ninety six. There you go, do I hammer?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Do I know you? April?
Speaker 8 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Of No?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Of interesting?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Do I know your husband?
Speaker 8 (33:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
He was sacred heart?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah right has that? My wife wad a sacred heart.
So that's the world. We're all getting along here, all right, April. Well,
hopefully we'll keep your ears long term. Thank you to
everyone there who called through. As we said, we're on
live at the moment.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Then to myself for any ten shows in perfect time
to be joining us while your other show is on holiday,
and hopefully stick around long term. Secret stain, secret stain,
secret stain out, secret sound boring, Ben and I. We've
got the secret stain. It's an old stain and an
old cart seat. You can see it with your own
eyes if you would like. On the Kiss one O
(33:58):
T three Socials, we've been trying to give people audio
clothes and we're really revving things up this morning because
we have Nick stock in a great South Australian. He's
been voted the best samelier in Australia twice. Obviously a samelia,
I mean it's it's someone who knows a hell of
a lot about wine and it's good with their nose.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Is that to say, Nick, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That's it.
Speaker 18 (34:17):
You're sort of smelling and tasting wine, but you're also
putting food and wine together for people. You say, so
you know you like this, try that, put it with this,
and you know, creating experiences.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, and I can I just say thank you from
both of us. When you've got a call saying hey,
can you come around and sniff this plassy for us?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
On the radio you said yes, I'm on my way.
We were like, oh, he would be really.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Good for him.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
He's not gonna do it, but yeah, you actually you're
you're here, so we appreciate that. Now you can't see
the stain at the moment because it is covered with
some paper. But when you're ready, Nick, please remove the
cover and tell us what you think. What's the first
thing you're saying?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Here?
Speaker 19 (34:52):
We go, oh boy, yeah, okay, it does not look appetizing.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Well, it has been there for over a fortnight. Okay,
it was applied over a fortnight ago.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
All right, Well, I don't think I can tell you
much from from the appearance of it. It looks like
it has been there for a fortnight for sure. For
me to go in and get a little, a little little.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Absolutely Okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Say, I mean the car seat, the car seat is
pushing up through it. But I'm going to say there
is a there's a there's a little sourness to it,
and I get it.
Speaker 18 (35:35):
I get a little a little tickle of like something
almost like herbal.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh yeah, okay, sour are We're getting interesting?
Speaker 11 (35:43):
So that's what I'm getting on the nose, I mean,
and it is.
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I mean, I gotta says, as someone who was matching
things together to create experiences, it has married beautifully.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
With the car seat match made in Harve's wonderfully.
Speaker 18 (35:57):
And if I was going to put a wine with it,
just on the smell, I'm thinking like maybe a would
be right.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Bit of a shardenay with a stain. I mean, this
is thirteen one oh six five. If you're if you're
hearing Nick Arsameli Air talking this morning and going, oh
my god, I think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Please call through. You can have a guess.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He's gone back in for a second dip. Any other thoughts, Nick.
Speaker 18 (36:16):
I'm going like, there's almost there's something I'm not going
to say like dairy or anything, but there's something I
don't know, like something in that world that's getting me.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Yeah, that's that's the direction I'm sort of heading with it.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I feel that, I mean, Lam and I are.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
The wings to know the stain, and we were the
ones who put it on ourselves.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And I would say you're pretty hot.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, in fact, I'm getting a little nervous.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'm getting a little sweaty.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Now, Nick, normally you're not sniffing car seats. You do
have a day job as some eli air. But you've
also got two venues down in McLaren Vale. You've got
Silver Sands Beach Club and Old Bush in hotel.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Why should people check them out?
Speaker 18 (36:54):
Well, there there are two beautiful venues in the same region.
Ones on the beach, Silver Sends Beach Club. That's really new.
So that's that's fresh. You literally can order a main course,
go for a quick dip, come back and eat it.
Love that got a huge wine cellar, best fish and
chips in the state.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
So that's a fun one.
Speaker 18 (37:12):
And then the Old Bush in is what it says
in the name, it's one hundred and eighty seven year
old up in Wolanga.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Excellent. Well make sure you check those out.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
If you would like to see Nick in person try
some of those foods.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Maybe you could ask him for some extra clues.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Maybe there's something, maybe there's something that you're picking up
on your nose that you haven't revealed this morning on
Kiss one or two three. But Nick, thank you so
much for coming in and getting involved in this absolutely
ridiculous bit.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
That's a pleasure. I hope we're popping champagne corks.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Around the well.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
We might be.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Do you know a naughty nana, because, by god, we
met one last week. We actually met this nana in person, Ben,
because we loved her call so much that she won
a Friday meat trape.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
You didn't know. That's the thing we do.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Our favorite caller of each week wins a whole tray
of meat and Helen came in to pick it up
on Fridays. We met her, shook her hands, and this
is the story she told us.
Speaker 20 (38:06):
I had a commercial adult DVD in my son's PlayStation.
My grandson has come over and turned the PlayStation on
to play it, and coincidentally, my DVD started playing and.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You're watching it and you were using the PlayStation to
watch it. That's correct, Yeah, right, just there it's been
blu ray.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, what are we running here? Was it a PS three?
Speaker 20 (38:30):
Was it PS five.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
HD?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Pretty good graphics. Helen had that haptic feedback going if
you know, you.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Know, adaptive triggers.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah, for your PS five heads out there, very noughty
Anna indeed got sprung watching a DVD which you don't
catch much of these days.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Had the full power of the unrule engine five behind it.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Jemma, you're in meadows. This is yr Nan. She turns
ninety this year. She's also a naughty nana, Is that right?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
She is?
Speaker 12 (39:04):
She is the naughtiest nana. So my grandma Steel plays
competitive beer pong with us grandkids.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Does she like because obviously depth, perception and that sort
of stuff is a problem for nine year olds. Does
she still sink a few cups?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (39:18):
She can get us out, So you really want grandma
on your team. But what's even better is she's actually
really good at sculling the drinks.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
That is a great caol, Gemmy, do you reckon? She
like to see a bit of a live music perhaps she.
Speaker 14 (39:34):
Would love that.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
So she actually turns ninety on Christmas Day, so we
would love to spoil her right.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, so she'll be eighty nine by this point. But
Robbie Williams is coming to town in November. She'd be
up for that.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Oh my gosh, she would love that. You would make
her year.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I could picture already up the front flashing Robbie.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Absolutely, and she's absolutely obsessed with people's our husbands bottoms,
if I can say that. So she is a very
naughty nunner, yes, and so I'm sure she'll appreciate Robbie
as well.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Keep her behind the barricade, Okay.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
We don't wanted to get kicked out. Renee in Virginia,
is this your omer? She's a naughty oma.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
I went overseas with my owner and we went to them.
She took us on at the full tour of Yeah,
I get it.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
And she took us to all the shows and the museums.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Right, And did you try need the local delicacies? Perhaps
some cakes or maybe.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Yes we did.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Did Grandma teach you how to take that in sort
of thing?
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Yes, actually she did.
Speaker 10 (40:52):
And we had a lot of cookies and yes, not.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Doing it right, cookie it all? Hold? Yeah, it was wow.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
How old is she at the time?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Oh, she would have been in her She was only
in about her sixties and we did this, but.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It was Yeah, you were sixteen.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
I only just turned twenty one when this happened.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, she shows you how it's done.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
There is a video that's been pulled down from the
AFL because basically the players were asked how often they
changed their bed sheets, and people saying, hey, look, it's
a little tone deaf. If you listen, you can you
can probably hear where people are coming from.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Maybe personally, my wife changes every week, maybe once a fortnight.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
My mom does it once a week.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
O again, my wife does it a couple of times
a week. Ah never, my mom does it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh, I used to change your about once a year,
but I leave my girl from now so she does
every couple of weeks, maybe twice a year. We're tice
you before that.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
I get why people are angry, don't It's not a
good look that everyone's like, oh, yeah, the woman does it.
But before you shoot me down. I can sympathize with
this in the sense that the sheets would have to
get pretty dirty before something triggers in my mind to
wash them.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I totally you.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Get what I do.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
You get what I'm saying that.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
I feel like my wife's tolerance is about four or
five days. She's like, well, let's freshen those sheets up.
I would have to see something visible before I started
getting worried.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
If it were up to me, I would change them
once I can break them over my knee. Yeah once
they once, they once, they once they're hard. Once I'm like,
I'm scratching myself getting into this at night? Is this
concrete or a bed sheet?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
That? To me is when when I separate it, it's
like the upside down and stranger things. There's little little
like particles and things flying around. Is that fun guy
that is? Is he?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Is he come to infiltrate my dreams? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I'm just like I if I'm like, you know, I've
been with Sarah now for well like eight seven eight years,
been married for a couple and yeah, I know I
appreciate that that radar goes off quicker. But when I
was living by myself, yeah, oh man, there were some dirty,
dirty sheets.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It's tough because I, like I said, it was up
to me, honestly, I would probably do it once every
six months. That's probably when I would That's probably when
I would actually do it. Having said that, six months
is pretty wild. I reckon Sam does change them once
a week, and if it goes beyond that, she starts
getting itchy, Like she starts like I can see that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
She could go the other way, could go, hey, look,
I really appreciate you you doing this, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Let's just see how long we've tried. I've tried. I've
been like, hey, let's not do it. And then you
can tell it affects her mood if we don't change
the bed sheets. And having said that.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
I'm also the one putting the sheets back on. We
stripped the bed together, but I'm also the guy who
puts the sheets on, which can I say, is not
a fun job, you know when like I don't really
mind putting the cook cover on and the sheet that's fine.
Putting a fitted sheet on sucks.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
It's the worst. It feels like it feels like it
they get every time you watch them.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
It feels like they get a tiny bit smaller and
it gets harder to put on each corner.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I also, I mean, you said you don't mind it.
I hate putting the doner in the donner cover. I
hate that like. What I do is I grab both
corners of the donner and then I get Sam to
put the cover over me, and I go inside it starfish.
I go starfish, and I put my fists into both
corners and I say grab them, and then she grabs
them and then I slide out.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
That's how So I just obviously pick a corner, pick
a corner, feed it through to the end of each sheet.
You don't, sish, I don't starfishirt, and then I grab
each corner.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Just soak really hard until it gets down to the bottom.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
But quite often what will happen is I'll do that
and then my wife Sarah will go, oh, you've done it.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
The wrong way. Ah, and I'm like, that's it. Yeah, okay,
look there's a little bit of space.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Surely when we watch this thing again in like five
six days, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Right, you know what you can do as well. There's
some doners. I don't have one of these, but there
is some doners where when you put the doner inside
the doner cover there's little button holes. Oh yeah, and
that keeps the doner in the corners of the doner cover.
That's cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Why don't they just there should be some sort of
rawle where it just says top bottom, Yeah, why can't
you just stitch that in or just have it in
black writing, like actually a tag or something like. I
don't know, it's just to be like a universal thing,
because that that is a thing. Like, let's be real,
you're vibing it. You're vibing it every time you're putting
in there, and you've got a fifty to fifty of
a being right.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yes, let's say it's twenty twenty six. Let's work out donners.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
We've got AI. You know, we've got hovercrafts. I think
I think I think the military have them.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I think the military has it.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
We've got drones. Surely we can just right top and
bottom on our cook company and that
Here in the vast planes of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Their names are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello there.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Perhaps you're you've come here looking for clues for our
secret stay in ten thousand dollars. That's a different podcast.
But if you are here, feel for is you stay
and enjoy the actual show?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
In fact, would I would brown upon anyone listening to
the start of this and then not listening to the
rest of this and then going straight to the clues,
because it feels like you're putting cash. You're putting money
over people, you know what I mean. Like we were
just a couple of real guys here trying to do
a radio show.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Absolutely, and a podcast, which is what this is. Welcome,
come on in and get comfy and I want to
give a big round of applause to the Ben Aleum
pod squad. If you're not in it, you miss it out.
Jump in there. It's been quite active the past seven
days and I'm loving it. It's a private group you
can join at bell Our producer will accept you into
(01:19):
the group and you can start posting memes or comments
thoughts of the show. Lockie has done a great post.
This was from yesterday. Liam said, now that we're two
weeks into the new show on Kiss, I thought I'd
do a quick tally of who has spoken the most
words on the show in the first fortnight.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
How would how would he have done that? Through a
schools or.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Something potentially potentially your old school with an abacus perhaps
was going through and keeping count. So the results were unexpected,
but for those who have actually listened, probably not surprising.
So this is a word count. Okay, So Belle comes
in at about five words.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Belle said five words so far.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yep, yep. I've come in just under five thousand, yep.
Liam's I'm in at slightly over five thousand. Eddie McGuire's
coming in at twenty thousand, Eddie, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We do love Eddie. Thanks for coming on. But yeah,
that was a longer one.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
They've ever made a graph and everything loom that's so
even made a funny dude, Oh, Lockie, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Did we out of interest? I didn't listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes, though, did you bell give us the thumbs up
if you or you're buzz in with your thing? Did
you listen to the pod? Did we cut Eddie down?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I did. I had a big note there with a
big red things saying cut the life out of this. Ah, yeah, Tim,
Tim did so that.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
He also said to me, if I hear Eddie McGuire
talk anymore, I'm gonna get crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So thank you Tim for doing that. But also Nady.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Lockey heard it live because the live version.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
The fact, the fact that if Lockie was hearing the
edited version, the live thing. I do think it ran
for about eight minutes. Eddie is obviously a pro, and
we you know, we appreciate him for coming on. He
took a little bit too much, maybe a few, maybe
a few liberties, too many liberties. We asked him a
question and he did speak for eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Our boss did say that we could have both gone
and got breakfast and come back and he wouldn't have noticed.
I don't know if our boss would want it. We've
got lots of bosses. We got no one knows who
to be. You can't pin that or any one of
our bosses. It was one of our three main bosses. Yeah, hey,
this is exciting because, as we said, you can always
(03:29):
dm us on Instagram with your number if you want
to come on to the podcast. We love chatting to
people who listened to the podcast. Benny has done just
that in Perth. There must be two am there mate?
How you doing day boys?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Good?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you good to have you on?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Benny? We've had you on the pod before, haven't we.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Yes, you certainly have the same chat different golf course
these days though. Yeah, I was at POI Walter the
last time you guys, you guys called, I had that
face the Instagram page point Walter Greens and you are
all like listeners to get on and put mad comments
on all my posts, which was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I'm I'm I'm a boss. I'm actually running a golf course.
I'm a superintendent at Whaleback Golf Course. So still in Perth,
but just a little bit closer to home. So I
complain to my missus that I can't finish a coffee
on my drive to work anymore, which is a massive first.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
World problem very aware of.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
But yeah it's great.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I've got to get over to Perth and play some
golf there.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, you message me anytime.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
I could rather like Arrowlo and golf course late caring
up point Walter Freeman or Whaleback obviously Maranguru, I've got
probably ten or fifteen courses. I still get on for free.
Love that hit me up then I will sort you
out mate, and Ben.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is that a podcast wide offer or is that more
exclusive to I'm just trying to work out because obviously
these other people listening.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Then we cater to all up of golf was here
in Perth, so you were absolutely more than.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Welcome as well.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I actually I beat my dad. I didn't beat him up.
I beat him in the game with golf. I beat
my dad, beat him, beat him to a polp no.
I yeah, I don't know if you've beat If you
guys have had the pleasure of playing golf with your dad,
it's a fun thing. I feel like, you know, it's mean,
It's like it's something that you got to like. I
wouldn't go fishing with my dad, I don't think and
neither of.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Us would like that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But for Lambs, high pressure playing with it. You got
to hit the shots.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Who I've got.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
An uncle who I played golf with and my cousins,
his sons, Like we played since we were kids, and
we've he used to to get us into golf, would
like offer us money, like if you beat me, it
got us more involved. He's very smart, but yeah, we've
all had the honor. Now I've beaten him at least once,
and yeah, we never let him forget it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well, I just have a very nice dad.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
So I feel like I played better with my dad
because he's sort of correcting me, correcting the strokes and
oh yeah, you know, a bit fat on that one
like this, But.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, I just swing wasn't great.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, come on now, just guys, But yeah, I was
just dialed the f in Ben, like I just did
it was I got par like five or six holes
in a row. I was just like, wait, what dude?
Like what it was part three? But what is happening?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Sixty a half take that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I still but I was just like what am I Like,
I'm just I can't miss, Like I'm just putting it
where I want. And yeah, it fell off a little
bit after that either side. But I just I played
so strong in that little middle patch. Yeah, that it
was just enough to get me ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Hey, Benny, while we got your mate before we let
you go new podcast format, How are you liking the vibe?
Any critiques?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Yeah, I don't know if you've I have been pretty
active the last few days on the pod Squad. I
have given a bit of criticism after yesterday's off air,
being like being at the format, being at the start
of the pod before yesterday, I was like, I really
wish that there was like that that were separate. But yeah,
yesterday's start for the pod and it is very clean
(07:04):
on the Spotify having having the one for a day
if anything, And I think I've had a bit of
a bit of support on the pod Squad. Actually I
shouldn't take credit for it. Was another Pod squad who
said it a team member of the week on.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like oh yeah, yeah, okay, perhaps we could do that,
like maybe like at the end of Friday's pod, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
So and then the feed is still nice and clean.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
One pot a day, love that that on board. That's fair.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
But overall, like the fact you guys are now a
kiss and we can hear the music and all the
old skins are back, like the sixteen quiz song and
just all the it's got me in my fields. Guys.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I've listened to you guys for I won't.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Say the fresh days because I'm not from South Australia,
but since your first day on Triple J, I've never
wavered and leg it's just so good to It's like
the good old days.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I'm sure I'm not alone in that feeling, but yeah,
it's so good to have your back. And it was
also great to when I'm heating up my smoker at
work and i get two random calls in a row
from no caller ID and I answer, So Benet's Bell
from Ben and Lane. Yeah, great to see producer Bells
back in the rat Boost as well.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, you guys are all still together.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Good on you, Benny. Hey, before we let you go,
we'll send you a kiss one or two three bucket
Heart that's coming your way. I think we are running
out of those, So there's that. That's limited edition. Also,
he put me.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
On the lift for a magnet.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, there was also I saw a bit of chat
in the pod squad about the podcast used to end
with it and that's it, and people like that because.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I do agree with that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now I back that in Yeah, leave that with us.
We're going to try and figure out a way to
end the podcast. It used to just be the good
old fart that.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Yeah, I write that too to hear a whole like
sound board and.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Less unless there has been like a like a combination
of those two things, like that's it like to be honest,
I the boss is gonna be upset because it's like
if you have gone to the effort of listening to
the entire podcast. Correct, I think that's it's a little
street for us to have a little fight.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Soun affected And that's here we can ask scutter where
we got that from because that was from pop culture.
That wasn't like a secret sound. That was like from
a TV show or a movie. Is that it?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And that's it good?
Speaker 8 (09:42):
And then there's no none of the bosses can get
upset either with the sound because it's so on brand.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
All right, then you mate, We'll let you go. All
the best boys, thanks mate, by.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Bye, Thank you man. I appreciate the love.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, if you ever want to come on the podcast,
just dm us on Instagram. Think that was all the
main business?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Lamb Yeah, fun show tomorrow Young Mayer will be joining
us again. We had her mum on today. Yeah, you know,
she's obviously making the wrist bands. We're going into business together.
So you we'll hear that's the first thing you hear
in this pod.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
One last thing that before we do jump into the.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Pod, Sven for Jackson.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Incomes Jackson, Belle Jackson. That is super producer, extraordinary. Hello, Bell,
I can't hear you? Why not? Oh hang on? Sorry.
Behind the scenes, we just did an interview with Jim Jefferies.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
He was great, by the way, I think we so
we just started like chopping it up and he was
so funny. I think we're gonna have to do like
a radio edit, but I think maybe once again, not
a big fan of Clardo in the podcast, but maybe
I think a lot of people really love Jim Jefferes
as well, so maybe we could put like an extended
cut Jim Jeffries just the all the off airs on
a chat we had with him.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Absolutely Belly there now, yes, hello, great, okay, cool, So
your Mike's on. That's why we had Jim Jeffries had
to get rid of Bell's I can put him on now.
The reason I've gonged you to come in. Is because
a bit of a worry for you this morning on
the cough run. Obviously we've discussed this that you know
you've been taking the cookie tacks and you've been eating
the cookies. Yes, I noticed this morning. I went out
there this morning. We both got o cookies, right, we
(11:16):
thought one cookie each. Yep, I went out there. They
I think the coffee people like us, obviously because we
buy a lot of coffees. There was a there was
a bucket of cookies.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All right, so hang on, so now we finally I
ronded out.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I had a cookie today. I paid for the coffee yesterday.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Didn't pay that. I don't know who did. I did,
Thank you, Ben. We were both given a cookie each.
How many cookies did you have?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Jackson?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I had two.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
His, but there was multiple cookies out there. There was
more than three. I had mine and Michael's.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
I do not know.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I do not know who had the remaining ones after that.
I don't know if it was Steve.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
We're gonna get I mean, Bell, you may as well
tell the truth now because we will get to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
We'll get it. We have to bring everyone in.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But also, I.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Think didn't know today was.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The first day they gave.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Us bonus cookies today.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Bring that hand to me.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's your fourth finger for the day, rendering you a
nub on your left left side.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
We'll keep the finger on a nice bell.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
If you behave and give us the appropriate amount of cookies,
will get it attached. I know some good surgeons. All right,
we'll we bank together, so.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I enjoy very impressive.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
We met a young girl over the weekend sort of
some wristbands. She asked if we'd like to buy some.
I said I didn't have any cash. She said, you
took card, which blew me away.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I bought one. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Ben said no, well, I actually didn't have any cash
on me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You just didn't want to buy. And if you want
to buy, you didn't see the opportunity that I saw.
But now I think you do. Then now I think
you see that's that's a businesswoman, a young business woman
at that eleven years old. But I really think Maya's
Riskwear has something. I think it's going somewhere. So we
I wouldn't say aggressively acquired, but we did a quiet
fifty percent of the company yesterday we said we'd flick
(13:20):
over an NDA and a heads of agreement, but as
we said, Maya is eleven, so we thought we should
probably just to do the right thing. We should probably
check in with her legal guardian and mother, Naomi in Norward. Naomi,
we're sorry for just calling your daughter out of the
blue yesterday. How long have you known about this little
riskwear business? I mean she made four hundred and twenty
odd dollars over the gather around weekend she did.
Speaker 13 (13:43):
Yes, so may my husband selling these loom bands to
caravan parks. So every time we go on a little holiday,
she sits there making them and then goes around on
her bike selling them.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
To That's cool. It's extremely impressive.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Are you like are you and your your husband are
you like business people?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Were actually said business savvy.
Speaker 13 (14:07):
Yes, we both do work in sales.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Okay, yeah, right, so I can see a little bit
of it's worn off, obviously it has.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
But yes, Maya is her own person.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
She has her own mind and there's been very strong
willed since the minutes she arrives on this planet. And
when she wants something, she will.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Go and get it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, we love that, and that's that's exactly why we've
done this merger. Now, now tell us Naomi, because you know,
we were blown away when she said she took card
I didn't even know that was a thing that was possible.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Did you know that she was taking card payments?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
So she set this up a few months ago when
people at the caravan park kept telling her they only
had cash.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
I didn't have cash.
Speaker 13 (14:48):
Yeah, so she decided to go upon herself and work
out how she could get a.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Square eleven, and she managed to get her own square.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
She did so, she gurgled, and she got some information
and she set it up all on her own.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Actually, well yes, oh.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
My god, okay, and so like, I just wanted to
get your thoughts. Obviously, we're going to improve the revenue stream,
gross margin, net margin, supply chain optimization, all that got
particular line, Yeah, brand positioning, operational efficiency. Are you happy
for us to step in on that sort of thing.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
If it means that she can pay for her own school.
Speaker 15 (15:29):
Freeze, yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
And maybe we could circle back touch base with Maya.
She obviously signed that heads agreement, so we're all good
to prove contract.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, excellent, Great.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This business is really cooking it's cooking already.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I think, you know, with her business savvy, with our
know how, I think we can conquer the world.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You know what I think we need to do next leam. Hey, Naomi,
thank you so much for joining us this morning. You
have a great day. Okay, no, you too, Thanks Nami.
I think we need to work on an advertising campaign.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, I was talking about yesterday above the line things
that stand out. Obviously, we're gonna have a lot of
outdoor we can contact o media.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's going to disrupt, right, Yeah, we need to be disruptive.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
But we want to get our messaging across and that
has to be clear in front of mine of course.
So you know, buses, obviously, billboards, social media big. We
can maybe get some influences on.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Board OULDI folk times. But if we get shirts with
Maya's face on it and we get the old people
to wear them, old people love kids.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
And they got money.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They got money.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
They got a lot of money to burn. They've got
nothing else to do with it other than buy lots
of wristbands. Obviously we work in audio. It's still a
powerful medium. The radio is there for people in the mornings.
So I think we reach out to production. Perhaps we
circle back to Maya tomorrow and we get some some
radio ads going. Yep, we can pump them across the weekend.
(16:45):
Obviously that's going to spike productivity and maybe sales I'm
expecting in this quarter are probably gonna quadruple absolutely excellent.
All right, guys, well we all know our business stations,
our battle plan. We'll speak to Mayo to borrow and
get this thing going.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
At Two Wells man Liam has been caught and arrested
for stealing twelve thousand dollars worth of fuel? Was that
you wasn't me? Did you grow up in Two Wells?
I probably no? Him, didn't know if you made bail
before the show this morning, I don't know, but no,
twelve thousand dollars worth of fuel. So it was one
tank too, Jerry kimp and I think it was twenty times.
(17:23):
I think he did it twenty times.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So what hang on?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So was he had an SUV with the tank in
the back, so he would fill that up and then
he had like false number plates on and then would
drive away to the plates off and then kept.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Falling that process.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
He was just going to store this or was he
going to sell it to mates for an even higher
price or a.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Lower price, don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, you wouldn't sell for a lower price because and
you'd lose money every time you do it.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, because you've stolen it, remember true.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, so he's still.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, I don't want to hear stories of like, oh,
they're waking to the house and stole my TV.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
That's sad. That'd say. It has to be like a
funny thing.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, there's also that story on Monday after gather around
there was those people that broke into the escape room.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Now the Escape Hunt Room in rund Them Wall.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's the one because there was a giant cutout of
Bailey Smith's head and they broke in, stole that and left.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Kind of funny thing.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Still, Maria, you're in broadview. That's still what.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
They're still my kids' baby teeth?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
What that's that's horrific for real? Yes, this is sort
of some little teeth snatcher story. We tell our children
to scare them and get them into bed earlier.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's like what leave them for the tooth fairy?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
That's nuts. So they hang on.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So someone came into your house and stole your children's
baby teeth, Yes.
Speaker 9 (18:43):
What happened, Well, after the tooth Fairy had been on
numerous visits, I didn't know where you should put the teeth,
so I used to put them in a little ring
box and keep them in my bedside table, right, And
then we had a burglary and the ring box got stolen.
But I was just loved to see their faces the right.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So it wasn't like, yeah, I get you. It wasn't
like on purpose.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They obviously thought they were getting jewelry.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
They weren't like, yeah, going out trying to find baby
teeth around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, whack.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Great story, Sarah, you're in Woodville.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
What are they steal?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
They stole my freshly baked chocolate cake.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Anything else in the house, or they just they just
broke in. They looked around and went, yeah, well.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
They broke in. Obviously, they went through the house. Everything
got trash. They took some jewelry that obviously I wasn't
wearing at the time, and went through the house and
realized the cake that I cooked a couple of hours
previously was gone.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It must have smelled good.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, that's real insult to injury.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But did you feel good about your baking though?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
If they if they'd had a bite bite and left it,
but they'd stolen everything else.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Surely.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Choked on it. Actually, yeah, your.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Jewelry, I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, that's why you every time you bake a cake.
Now you put before you before you go out.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yasmin in Manapara, they broke in. They stole what hey, Benileiam.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
They stole a bunch of stuff, but then they dumped
it and I found in the fouitcase that they had
stolen my bacon and potato gems.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Out the freezer, not the potato gyms. Oh nice, You're like,
oh my TV's gone, my phone's gone. This is all horrible,
But then the worst thing is you open the freezer
and potato gyms. Yeah. Look, it's been a long day.
I've been down the police department, been making the reports.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
But at least I can go home, put my feet
up and have my potato.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Gym, which I do every night, which I look forward
to every night.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's a Thursday. Ah, yas been. That's so weird, but
thank you if you call. Great story. Nathan in Surry down
so they back into your house, your car, what was it?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Good morning, Dannilam.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
I work as a property manager, so see a lot
of interesting stuff and went to check a house one
day after some tenants had moved out and they had
stolen all the internal doors of the house.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh no, you're right, and it's what you would think, like,
I don't know. I don't really know much about like
work sites and buildings and stuff, and they are pretty
a pretty standard cut door. I would I would have
assumed that you need like specific doors for specific spaces.
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Yeah, I think so. It was a pretty old house,
so I don't know why they would want them, but
it's interesting. You walk in, you don't realize that the
doors are stolen until you walk around and you realize
there's no toilet door.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah. Yeah, for sure, that's the main the main time.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Thanks for you cool Nathan, Ashley and Andrew's farm they still.
Speaker 17 (21:32):
What so our house was up from sow We had
open inspection. After the open inspection, we realized someone had
stolen our PlayStation memory cards like the old way, so.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Your Simpson's Hit and Run history was completely white. You
had to start the game from square.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
One pretty much as far as the Dragon christ Fanny,
Oh no, that.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Sucks now, I'm going to have to start jacking Dexter
two again, Ashley, I can't even remember what level I
was on.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Spyro Andy in Jep's cross joins us. Now they stole what?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, they stole milk. We used to keep milk delivered
and we kept getting it stolen off the front doorsteps.
So my parents put a security door up in between
the front door and out. We gave the milky one key.
He used to put the milk in between the door,
locked the screen door, and in the morning we get it.
I got up one morning to go get the milk,
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and I felt resistance when I went to lift the
cardboard cartons somebody had laid on our front doorstep pierced
to hold through the screen into the milk. Turtens put
straws in them and bring them dry. You not.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
What a while story?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Who is milk thing? Who's so desperate for milk?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Like, surely there's easier ways of getting milk than piercing
through a security drawer with like an extra.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Long straw or hose to suck the milk.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Right, it's unhinged, Andy, thank you very much. In ten,
it's still plenty of room on the phone.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Lines.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
If you want to play this morning. If you've heard before,
people often get it wrong and fall over on very
easy questions. If you do win the quiz this morning,
you're getting your car service on us.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Sneaky in more some lakes? How you doing?
Speaker 13 (23:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What do you do for chrust?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Just embroidery?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
All right? Nice? Nice?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
So what are you embroidering on?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Like different school uniform sports?
Speaker 15 (23:37):
Yes, that's right, Craig, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, nice. You might put like a class of.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah yeah, all right, Well let's kick into this quiz.
Thank you for joining us so earlier. First call of
the day. Megan Markle has filmed in appearance on Master
Chef whilst here in Australia. Do you know what American
TV show she was on about?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Lawyers?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Wow? I didn't even Yes, suits you know it? Did
you see that one?
Speaker 15 (24:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I feel like I may
have dropped off after second season. I think I remember
it being good.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Justin Bieber's Beauty and the Beat is back at number
one on the charts after his Coachella performance on the weekend.
Which female artist did he collab with on that song?
Speaker 14 (24:21):
Originally was NICKI?
Speaker 15 (24:22):
Minaj is beauty.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
She is justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, no, you're right around something something so leaner. Yeah,
I can't remember the rest.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Hey, residents in this apartment building on King William Road,
this is brutal. They've been showering outside near the bins
for almost a month because their whole building has lost
hot water. How many times a day do you shower?
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Once?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
I think that's a good amount of time shower. I'm
a two times a day type operator.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, I'm a one. I'm a one to day for sure.
Like I do, I'll do twice a day if there
was a need for it. Yeah, But like are you
showering in the morning, Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah, but then if you go to the gym or something,
you get a shower again, right, you really go to
the gym?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Well?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Super hot fit one is if you don't work out,
Who's who bends the slub?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And I'm the one of the cheese greater at.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Twice a day? He goes ben. Are you familiar with
Nigel Faraj? No?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Okay, you might know.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
His face if you saw him.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
So.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
He is a UK politician.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's a conservative MP, right wing guy, but he also
does a lot of cameos for people, which is that
app where you can pay for celebrities or public figures
to leave your birthday message or whatever. And he has
got himself in hot water a few times because basically
he goes full Anchorman, So I don't think there's much
(25:59):
four about what he's saying. If someone writes up then
and pays him twenty bucks to say it, he will
say it.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Hi, I'm Nigel Faraj, Happy birthday, Hugh Janus, What did
you do with Bigjungus? We know you're the suss imposta
Jojo Ray flew on a fucker seventy and ate a
Big Garden sausage role epic dub. I also just finished
an anim binge with my g Joseph Lenton.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Ahrah aarrah.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
The guy has got no idea what he's saying.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, and people like, take it really, Mimi, so they
write him these silly messages and that sort of stuff.
But basically he's accidentally posted a lot of his outtakes
to his cameo account, which is super embarrassing. So basically
a lot of these is like he started recording the
video for the person and then maybe he'll get a
(26:52):
text on his phone and then he gets really really annoyed.
He gets progressively more annoyed, and I've had to really
heavily censor this because he's not using very political language.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
It's a really big moment because you are turning what
you do save you.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's losing it, losing his head.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
But Ben, I feel for Farage here because I don't
know if you know this or remember this, but I
do have a TikTok account, got Instagram, did a lot
of impressions and that sort of thing. I don't know,
It's just something I do in my spare time.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Usually one as Donald Trump as the Fifth Lord.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Donald Trump in Star Wars. Check it out, guys, Liam Sapleton.
That sounds good to you. But when I first started,
I started a TikTok account because I liked some of
the effects that you could use on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
But I was too nerve, I was too shy to
sort of start a TikTok.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
So I had like a private account and I did
this video where basically it was me and then I
was green screening myself multiple times behind me, and I
was like in this fight, if.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
It was a movie Green Street Hooligans that I was off,
so in the back I had to record all the
different characters so they're like they weren't saying anything, They're
just breathing heavily. And I had like tomato saw some
my mouthlat dripping down something like it was blood, and I.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Was like, come on, then come on and I recall.
So I had to do a lot of overlay, and
that's how.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
So I did it all through TikTok and didn't really
think much of it.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I made it through TikTok on this private account and
then I exported it and then I put it onto Instagram,
and then like maybe a year two years later, a
friend of mine's girlfriend said to me, oh, I saw
some of your like tiktoks the other day and I
was like, I don't have TikTok and she was like nah,
(28:39):
Like I didn't really get it, but it was like
you with like sauce on your face and you were
like getting really angry, and I was like, I.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Was like what.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
And I realized a bit like him with the outtakes,
I hadn't made the account properly private, so I actually
posted all of those videos of me like in my
bedroom with like no shirt on, with like sauce. I'm like,
no context, just going up, and then people will like
comment like over a span of a year, people commenting
like this guy's lost his head, and like people like
(29:10):
was that the guy who was on Triple J a
few years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And just like I was.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Like, oh my god, what have I done?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, I'm pretty sure I've destroyed them all.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
They're off the face of this earth.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Ben, you and I have been doing radio together for
like twelve thirteen years Breakfast Radio. But we're only ten
shows into our new home here at Kiss one or
two three in Adelaide. Everyone else is on holidays at
the moment because they started at the start of the year.
Contractually we could start to the first of April. That's
why it's all a bit weird. But now we have
this unique opportunity whilst we're on and everyone else is off.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, why don't we do some market research? You give
us a buzz thirteen one oh six five if you
don't normally listen to Kiss one O two three Claire
in Mount Bay joins US. Now, who's your regular station?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Morning Sen and Lamb?
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Right, Okay, but that's always on holiday.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, tell me about it, half bloody radio people. So true.
Speaker 10 (30:06):
Well it's just so, it's just a repeat and I'll
get sick of it. So and I'm stopped. I'm just
loving it.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So it's because we're live right now. Yes, But Claire,
are you going to hang around when they come back?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's the big question.
Speaker 10 (30:18):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 17 (30:19):
Are you going to I'm really join the music too?
Speaker 10 (30:23):
It's great?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Okay, love that all right, we'll take your word for it, Claire.
Thank you so much for cheating on your regular.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And Claire, don't be surprised if we call you back
next week with a bit of a pop quiz about
the show Oca.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Yeah, Claire, you are you willing for us to surprise
call you at any moment to make sure you've been.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Listening to Kiss?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:40):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't want to use that as a scare tactic.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I just know we're serious about that and it could
be something in it for you if you do answer
your phone. Marisa, you know you're in lights to you,
what are you normally listening to?
Speaker 14 (30:53):
Good Morning Ben and Liam. I'm like the previous caller,
s afm Okay, to be honest, though, when one of
the Rockies went on maternity leave and a replacement went in,
that's when it went downhill. So I flipped over to
you guys and started listening from when back was your
(31:16):
introim and I've just continued it has stayed on since.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
All right, Well, hey, thanks for hanging around. Had you
ever listened to our show before? I mean we used
to work for like another radio.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
Station, to be honest, No, because I've been a longtime
listener to say.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
And look, Marissa, not afraid to give your actual opinion.
What about our show? Have you heard anything you don't like?
Speaker 14 (31:39):
To be honest, No. What I really appreciated though, was
what you guys did and gather around that was hilarious,
and then watching it watching it back, So that was good,
good fun. Well done to both of you.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Appreciate you, Marissa, and I can tell you my ass
is still sore.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I'm sure Ben's in the same boat.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We wrote a tand and Blake sixty ks.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah for anyone just turning in, are like, what did
they do forget around?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Oh my god? And you can watch it online?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Ah, yeah, No, we probably should have been a bit
clearer about that.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Let's go April in Seaton, get a April, are you
listening to this station this morning? But we're not your regular? Yes,
that's right, Okay, who's your regular?
Speaker 15 (32:19):
Nob was?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Okay? And so what brings you to kiss? One? Or two? Three?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
My husband absolutely loves you guys. He's followed you guys
everywhere with every station, and he's told me all about
Limb's impersonations as well over the years. And I've just
found you guys hilarious and then enjoyed listen.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Thanks April.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
So he's gone fresh chiple J Nova, now to kiss, He's.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Done the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Yeah, everything.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, we move around a lot, but this is this
is this is our new team and we're hoping to
stay long term.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
And April, are you enjoying it? Any any critical feedback
for us? Something we can do better?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I have totally enjoy you guys. You guys are a
similar age to me, and I actually went to school
near Limb's I know, yeah, I know Limb from like
school days.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We're about it, April. I went to oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I went to PID there you go.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
What yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:07):
You were you born?
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I was born in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, I'm ninety six. There you go, do I hammer?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Do I know you? April?
Speaker 8 (33:16):
No?
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Of No?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Of interesting?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Do I know your husband?
Speaker 8 (33:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
He was sacred heart?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah right has that? My wife wad a sacred heart.
So that's the world. We're all getting along here, all right, April. Well,
hopefully we'll keep your ears long term. Thank you to
everyone there who called through. As we said, we're on
live at the moment.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Then to myself for any ten shows in perfect time
to be joining us while your other show is on holiday,
and hopefully stick around long term. Secret stain, secret stain,
secret stain out, secret sound boring, Ben and I. We've
got the secret stain. It's an old stain and an
old cart seat. You can see it with your own
eyes if you would like. On the Kiss one O
(33:58):
T three Socials, we've been trying to give people audio
clothes and we're really revving things up this morning because
we have Nick stock in a great South Australian. He's
been voted the best samelier in Australia twice. Obviously a samelia,
I mean it's it's someone who knows a hell of
a lot about wine and it's good with their nose.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Is that to say, Nick, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That's it.
Speaker 18 (34:17):
You're sort of smelling and tasting wine, but you're also
putting food and wine together for people. You say, so
you know you like this, try that, put it with this,
and you know, creating experiences.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, and I can I just say thank you from
both of us. When you've got a call saying hey,
can you come around and sniff this plassy for us?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
On the radio you said yes, I'm on my way.
We were like, oh, he would be really.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Good for him.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
He's not gonna do it, but yeah, you actually you're
you're here, so we appreciate that. Now you can't see
the stain at the moment because it is covered with
some paper. But when you're ready, Nick, please remove the
cover and tell us what you think. What's the first
thing you're saying?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Here?
Speaker 19 (34:52):
We go, oh boy, yeah, okay, it does not look appetizing.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Well, it has been there for over a fortnight. Okay,
it was applied over a fortnight ago.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
All right, Well, I don't think I can tell you
much from from the appearance of it. It looks like
it has been there for a fortnight for sure. For
me to go in and get a little, a little little.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Absolutely Okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Say, I mean the car seat, the car seat is
pushing up through it. But I'm going to say there
is a there's a there's a little sourness to it,
and I get it.
Speaker 18 (35:35):
I get a little a little tickle of like something
almost like herbal.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh yeah, okay, sour are We're getting interesting?
Speaker 11 (35:43):
So that's what I'm getting on the nose, I mean,
and it is.
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I mean, I gotta says, as someone who was matching
things together to create experiences, it has married beautifully.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
With the car seat match made in Harve's wonderfully.
Speaker 18 (35:57):
And if I was going to put a wine with it,
just on the smell, I'm thinking like maybe a would
be right.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, yeah, a.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Bit of a shardenay with a stain. I mean, this
is thirteen one oh six five. If you're if you're
hearing Nick Arsameli Air talking this morning and going, oh
my god, I think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Please call through. You can have a guess.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He's gone back in for a second dip. Any other thoughts, Nick.
Speaker 18 (36:16):
I'm going like, there's almost there's something I'm not going
to say like dairy or anything, but there's something I
don't know, like something in that world that's getting me.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Yeah, that's that's the direction I'm sort of heading with it.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I feel that, I mean, Lam and I are.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
The wings to know the stain, and we were the
ones who put it on ourselves.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And I would say you're pretty hot.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, in fact, I'm getting a little nervous.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'm getting a little sweaty.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Now, Nick, normally you're not sniffing car seats. You do
have a day job as some eli air. But you've
also got two venues down in McLaren Vale. You've got
Silver Sands Beach Club and Old Bush in hotel.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Why should people check them out?
Speaker 18 (36:54):
Well, there there are two beautiful venues in the same region.
Ones on the beach, Silver Sends Beach Club. That's really new.
So that's that's fresh. You literally can order a main course,
go for a quick dip, come back and eat it.
Love that got a huge wine cellar, best fish and
chips in the state.
Speaker 11 (37:11):
So that's a fun one.
Speaker 18 (37:12):
And then the Old Bush in is what it says
in the name, it's one hundred and eighty seven year
old up in Wolanga.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Excellent. Well make sure you check those out.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
If you would like to see Nick in person try
some of those foods.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Maybe you could ask him for some extra clues.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Maybe there's something, maybe there's something that you're picking up
on your nose that you haven't revealed this morning on
Kiss one or two three. But Nick, thank you so
much for coming in and getting involved in this absolutely
ridiculous bit.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
That's a pleasure. I hope we're popping champagne corks.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Around the well.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
We might be.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Do you know a naughty nana, because, by god, we
met one last week. We actually met this nana in person, Ben,
because we loved her call so much that she won
a Friday meat trape.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
You didn't know. That's the thing we do.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Our favorite caller of each week wins a whole tray
of meat and Helen came in to pick it up
on Fridays. We met her, shook her hands, and this
is the story she told us.
Speaker 20 (38:06):
I had a commercial adult DVD in my son's PlayStation.
My grandson has come over and turned the PlayStation on
to play it, and coincidentally, my DVD started playing and.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You're watching it and you were using the PlayStation to
watch it. That's correct, Yeah, right, just there it's been
blu ray.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, what are we running here? Was it a PS three?
Speaker 20 (38:30):
Was it PS five.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
HD?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Pretty good graphics. Helen had that haptic feedback going if
you know, you.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Know, adaptive triggers.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah, for your PS five heads out there, very noughty
Anna indeed got sprung watching a DVD which you don't
catch much of these days.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Had the full power of the unrule engine five behind it.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Jemma, you're in meadows. This is yr Nan. She turns
ninety this year. She's also a naughty nana, Is that right?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
She is?
Speaker 12 (39:04):
She is the naughtiest nana. So my grandma Steel plays
competitive beer pong with us grandkids.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Does she like because obviously depth, perception and that sort
of stuff is a problem for nine year olds. Does
she still sink a few cups?
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (39:18):
She can get us out, So you really want grandma
on your team. But what's even better is she's actually
really good at sculling the drinks.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
That is a great caol, Gemmy, do you reckon? She
like to see a bit of a live music perhaps she.
Speaker 14 (39:34):
Would love that.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
So she actually turns ninety on Christmas Day, so we
would love to spoil her right.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, so she'll be eighty nine by this point. But
Robbie Williams is coming to town in November. She'd be
up for that.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Oh my gosh, she would love that. You would make
her year.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I could picture already up the front flashing Robbie.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Absolutely, and she's absolutely obsessed with people's our husbands bottoms,
if I can say that. So she is a very
naughty nunner, yes, and so I'm sure she'll appreciate Robbie
as well.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Keep her behind the barricade, Okay.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
We don't wanted to get kicked out. Renee in Virginia,
is this your omer? She's a naughty oma.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
I went overseas with my owner and we went to them.
She took us on at the full tour of Yeah,
I get it.
Speaker 13 (40:28):
And she took us to all the shows and the museums.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Right, And did you try need the local delicacies? Perhaps
some cakes or maybe.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Yes we did.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Did Grandma teach you how to take that in sort
of thing?
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Yes, actually she did.
Speaker 10 (40:52):
And we had a lot of cookies and yes, not.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Doing it right, cookie it all? Hold? Yeah, it was wow.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
How old is she at the time?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Oh, she would have been in her She was only
in about her sixties and we did this, but.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It was Yeah, you were sixteen.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
I only just turned twenty one when this happened.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, she shows you how it's done.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
There is a video that's been pulled down from the
AFL because basically the players were asked how often they
changed their bed sheets, and people saying, hey, look, it's
a little tone deaf. If you listen, you can you
can probably hear where people are coming from.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Maybe personally, my wife changes every week, maybe once a fortnight.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
My mom does it once a week.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
O again, my wife does it a couple of times
a week. Ah never, my mom does it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh, I used to change your about once a year,
but I leave my girl from now so she does
every couple of weeks, maybe twice a year. We're tice
you before that.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
I get why people are angry, don't It's not a
good look that everyone's like, oh, yeah, the woman does it.
But before you shoot me down. I can sympathize with
this in the sense that the sheets would have to
get pretty dirty before something triggers in my mind to
wash them.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
I totally you.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Get what I do.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
You get what I'm saying that.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
I feel like my wife's tolerance is about four or
five days. She's like, well, let's freshen those sheets up.
I would have to see something visible before I started
getting worried.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
If it were up to me, I would change them
once I can break them over my knee. Yeah once
they once, they once, they once they're hard. Once I'm like,
I'm scratching myself getting into this at night? Is this
concrete or a bed sheet?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
That? To me is when when I separate it, it's
like the upside down and stranger things. There's little little
like particles and things flying around. Is that fun guy
that is? Is he?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Is he come to infiltrate my dreams? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I'm just like I if I'm like, you know, I've
been with Sarah now for well like eight seven eight years,
been married for a couple and yeah, I know I
appreciate that that radar goes off quicker. But when I
was living by myself, yeah, oh man, there were some dirty,
dirty sheets.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
It's tough because I, like I said, it was up
to me, honestly, I would probably do it once every
six months. That's probably when I would That's probably when
I would actually do it. Having said that, six months
is pretty wild. I reckon Sam does change them once
a week, and if it goes beyond that, she starts
getting itchy, Like she starts like I can see that.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
She could go the other way, could go, hey, look,
I really appreciate you you doing this, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Let's just see how long we've tried. I've tried. I've
been like, hey, let's not do it. And then you
can tell it affects her mood if we don't change
the bed sheets. And having said that.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
I'm also the one putting the sheets back on. We
stripped the bed together, but I'm also the guy who
puts the sheets on, which can I say, is not
a fun job, you know when like I don't really
mind putting the cook cover on and the sheet that's fine.
Putting a fitted sheet on sucks.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
It's the worst. It feels like it feels like it
they get every time you watch them.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
It feels like they get a tiny bit smaller and
it gets harder to put on each corner.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I also, I mean, you said you don't mind it.
I hate putting the doner in the donner cover. I
hate that like. What I do is I grab both
corners of the donner and then I get Sam to
put the cover over me, and I go inside it starfish.
I go starfish, and I put my fists into both
corners and I say grab them, and then she grabs
them and then I slide out.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
That's how So I just obviously pick a corner, pick
a corner, feed it through to the end of each sheet.
You don't, sish, I don't starfishirt, and then I grab
each corner.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Just soak really hard until it gets down to the bottom.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
But quite often what will happen is I'll do that
and then my wife Sarah will go, oh, you've done it.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
The wrong way. Ah, and I'm like, that's it. Yeah, okay,
look there's a little bit of space.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Surely when we watch this thing again in like five
six days, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Right, you know what you can do as well. There's
some doners. I don't have one of these, but there
is some doners where when you put the doner inside
the doner cover there's little button holes. Oh yeah, and
that keeps the doner in the corners of the doner cover.
That's cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Why don't they just there should be some sort of
rawle where it just says top bottom, Yeah, why can't
you just stitch that in or just have it in
black writing, like actually a tag or something like. I
don't know, it's just to be like a universal thing,
because that that is a thing. Like, let's be real,
you're vibing it. You're vibing it every time you're putting
in there, and you've got a fifty to fifty of
a being right.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yes, let's say it's twenty twenty six. Let's work out donners.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
We've got AI. You know, we've got hovercrafts. I think
I think I think the military have them.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I think the military has it.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
We've got drones. Surely we can just right top and
bottom on our cook company and that
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