Ep 11: Don’t go to Kochie if you have a boil

On Today's Episode:

1. Liam was profiled in a Banh Mi shop
2. Maya picks her ad campaign
3. 6:10 Quiz: Who did you vote for?
4. Celebs in the wild
5. Letting Adelaide Airport know that they're the best in Asia
6. David Koch is a Dr now
7. Liam forces Darren Hayes onto the radio '
8. That’s unprofessional Some very cryptic Secret Stain guesses
9. Our collections
10. Friday meat Tray: Milk thief 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.

(00:24):
Their names are Ben and Lee.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Get a podcaster. Isn't this great? We finally may I
I've already ruined it?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh no, the week was going so well.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I know, I was trying to say we finally made
it to Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
But then he said, we finally made it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'll never recover.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's all right, man, it was always next week.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hey, just quickly, before we properly jump into this podcast,
there is a secret clue for our ten thousand dollars
secret stay somewhere in this pod. Yeah, and don't just
go to the end and look for it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Just take it to the end.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Make just listen to the whole thing, and then you
might get an extra clue for our secret staining. The
competitions really heading up now. I think someone's going to
win ten thousand dollars, probably on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hey, a couple of bits of business to get to.
But before we probably get into the business. Let's chat
with our podcast listener who's gotten in touch Michael and Bendigo.
How you doing mate?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Good there you're going, yeah, well mate, how's things in
Bendi go?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Pretty good?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Pretty crazy today?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah nice. Our mate Chris o'lan's working in Bendigo at
the moment. Oh yeah, yeah, a little bit of electrical works.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I got my first home loan through Bendigo Bank. That
will show sponsor at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ye, very good.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
All the connections at the bank, so I imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
No need to get into that.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We will see. You're not with Bendigo anymore. Liam in
a jump ship pretty quick once you got offered a
certain deal in that.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
No, well that's yeah, yeah, that's the stuff you know
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Also the Cayman Islands accounts.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Of course, the bank's usually give you money, but Leian
gives the banks money.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And how long have you listened to the pod Michael.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Thinking about this the other day, It would be May
twenty seventeen was when I would have started listening to
you on the Jays.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I reckon, dude, Yeah, that's going way back.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
And also May twenty seven, like so the first three
months you didn't listen.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
No, I only know that because I started my current
job in May.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, right when I started. And what is your current job,
summer hydrographer. What is that like measure river flows and
stuff like that? Oh? Interesting?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And so why do we need to know the flow
of a river? It's not like a drogatory questions, more like,
I'm genuinely curious why do we need to know that?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Well, not to buoy you too much, but I was
like for accounting purposes to sort of know how much
water like farmers and that are entitled.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, Michael, so you'd be the perfect person I asked
this question too. Right, So if I if I hypeer
methically had a bore, right, and I've I've got a
water license, and I'm how to use a couple of
mega leaders if I use if I used more than that,
would you be the one to catch me?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Well yeah, and not unless we were monitoring that exact bore.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, I'd say, just.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Disconnected a leader and just go go ham on it.

Speaker 8 (03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Hypothetically, of course, that's of course what we'd what we
would hypothetically be saying, yeah, were to own a bore, Yeah,
and hypothetically I might call you in the podcast to
s finished recording and just hypothetically ask you a few hypotheticals.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, and then yeah, if that did happen, I
could just allegedly tell you a few things.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I mean that's the thing when you it's kind of
cool because when you know someone who is in the
biz of measuring and catching people out, they can tell
you all the sort of hypothetically they could sort of
prevent you from getting caught doing the wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Thing hypothetically, of course.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Hey, Michael, while we got your mate thoughts on the pod,
because obviously it's early days with this new Kiss pod.
I'm trying to make sure we get it right. Have
you got any any pros, any cons? What do you
want us to work on?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Not liking it.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Now, I'm liking the the podcast ordering feed of just
having all the off air stuff at the start of
each pod.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Great, great, And yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
The only other feedback is I reckon that I reckon
we all miss fell on air, is my thoughts. Yeah, probably,
I reckon you need to get her into the off
air stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
A bit more. Yeah for sure, I mean we can
go her right.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Come in, Bell, I'll get her coming to the studio.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Bell, how are you say? Wait, hello, I think this
process is getting smith.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean you got to think. A few shows ago,
we didn't even have the goal.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I would mind a light jog, just because it's like
a little transition period.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Where was that a bit slow for you, Michael or is?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Possibly?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Possibly?

Speaker 9 (05:00):
I run up and down the hallways here multiple times
every morning, but I can still.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I can run to the podcast too, Belle, come.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
To get the cookies and eat them all before we
go back.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Glad you brought it up, lam Belle, did you see
a lot of the memes getting posted on the pod and.

Speaker 9 (05:13):
Actually looked at them?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, but I kept notifications.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
If you want to see these for yourself, jump onto
Ben a Lamb's pod squad. You can follow along there
for all the great memes. I'll kind of try to
show you guys at the same time and you can
kind of react to it. So Ben on the pod
squad said Bell bringing back the cookies for Ben and Liam.
And it's just the cookie Monster.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
The cookie Monts Day. Yes, Oh I get it.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
If you just this is your first part you're listened
to as well. The coffee shop next door gives us
a little cookies, which is nice, and you know, we
got them the first couple times Ago had a coffee,
and then Belle had been snaffling them for the last
two weeks without telling us.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I also thought Tom nailed it. So Tom said, Belle
doing her daily dance for her cookies, and it's a
it's a lady dancing, but she's crying.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
Oh I know that one.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yeah, she's like crying at the same time. Yeah, if
you are new, yeah, this is a weird way to
come into it. And also the podscored is our Facebook
group that you can join.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Do you make memes ever? In the pod squad?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Michael Nah, I've posted a couple of bits of nonsense,
but never Yeah, never created a meme.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's a right, I mean a post is as good
as a meme in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I yeah, it's just it's nice that it's been pretty
active at the moment. I definitely keep it across it less.
But I'm doing that more as a thing now because
I actually like being surprised. Like Ben, you're reading them
out a lot and show me and yeah that sounds
then I get to react on the podcast, like yesterday,
yesterday that one with the graph Eddie McGuire, that genuinely

(06:39):
was very funny to me. Yeah, I just would have
laughed to myself if I'd seen it, and I got
to share that moment with ever On.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Amongst the memes, there are some lovely posts. There was
someone just I think it was just yesterday, I think
Ben that posted just been like this, this show is
like back how it used to be, back with Bell producing,
and it's just like you guys are back how Yeah,
it just feels like it was five years ago. No
time is changed and the content is back how you
used to do it. So that's really nice to see.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, which is mostly Kiss kind of facilitating and letting
us do the show that we used to do with
big story arc stuff like that. Yeah, quick question from me,
are we giving out Kiss Bucket Steward?

Speaker 9 (07:13):
They were gone, No, no, no, we can and we
can also we can post them into State, although I
feel like we might fall into the hole that we
did when we started at Nova and then I get
a little slap on the wrist and say you've sent
out four hundred prizes into State.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
How's we suppost to do?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
It just just not give out so much.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I feel like you've given up your time. Obviously you
could be measuring the flow of rivers right now, but
you've obviously you've taken some time off to speak with us.
Like I feel like you deserve a bucket hat did
you want one?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah, okay, Or.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
You can do what listener Ben did yesterday, and you
can put your name down for the magnets when they come.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
And then what's like, be honest, like, what are we
where are we out of the magnets?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So have we even started? Like we have we put
an order in.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
No, what are you talking about? I had that idea
when we were on our enforced leave, when we weren't
out to be on air. I was like, hey, let's
get magnet. That's funny because no one likes having magnets
on their fridge. But then we get to me that
takes a lot of boxes.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
I will report up for you, Ben, this is a
this is a budget problem at the moment, and also
was waiting budgets.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Mudget. I'll take one.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
Finger, hey me, Hey, if you want to take any fingers,
it's Tarlia's I'm not so so we had to wait
for the artwork to come through after you did your
photo shoot as well.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
For the font and all of that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's because of the egg photo that could be the magnet.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And now turns out.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
We don't have much money, so that's what I find
some but but look, hey, we'll find something, even if
it's limited edition.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Bring me ahead of the Arn accounting department.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
It'd be nice to get those fridge magnet because that
be cheaper to send around as well.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Oh totally, and because they're just ours to play with.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's fine.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Because the kiss bucket hats I feel like more for
Adelaide people and they can come pick them up with
our magnets are.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Our Look, Michael, mate, I mean, do you want to
bucker haw or do you want to be put down
on the list for a magnet?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
That might.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
If I make you a deal, yeah, I'd come over
to gather around again next year. Can I have a
bucket hat and a magnet if I come and pick
it up?

Speaker 9 (09:25):
Well, Michael, I'll make you a deal if you can
remember that, and I don't have.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
To keep that.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Also, the Statement government hasn't secured gather Around for next year,
so fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Everything goes your way.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hell, I mean, if if all these things line up,
gather around, happens you get here, I think we'll throw
in an extra prize as well.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That sounds good to me.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
Quick thing, quick for I've just realized. You know that
box that we've got here at our office. Yes it
is overbranded, but we have like a hundred Herbert books.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You do you have kids, Michael, No, but I got
a herb book. When you're clear enough.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
If you can't for a long time, if you come
to kiss here in adelaide to pick up a prize,
or to say hello or whatever, just ask for a
Herbert book and we'll give her.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Books under the counter.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Like, hey, you get any.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Say that.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Then I'll go out the back and I'll.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Come back with Michael will let you go, mate, Thanks
for getting involved. Always love speaking to podcast listeners.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Good stuff. Appreciate it, guys, appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Hey, just like too many long term you know, obviously
you made a lot of new listeners when you're doing
the show, but like it's been nice to pod the
last few days.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
People have been listening for like almost a decade. You know.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
The trick for us is actually probably trying to find
people who have just started listening. I feel like a
lot of that podcast the thing. Then we get many
of those, well, look, hey put it out there. If
you have just started listening to the podcast and you
want to come on for a chat, you're the person
we want to speak.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
If you're if you're a brand newie, if you're fresh
to the podcast feed, maybe you've only just got on.
We will arrange to have a chat with you Monday,
so you can reach out Ben and Liam on in
Sham to slide into the DMS.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's probably the best way.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Last bit of business before we jump into Friday's podcast.
This what there's a bunch of these. I'm going to
do one we have time for. There is a review
on Apple Podcasts for the podcast Thank you very much.
So Le's us five stars. No name, just says Gt.
L Woodworking given us five stars, they said, and the
title is a bit of business. Sound of the Gong.

(11:28):
Now I've already sounded the gong, so Belle you're here.
It doesn't involve you Bell and it involves you Liam,
so they've said. Quick question. Last year I made a
premium end grain shopping board and gave it to Bell
at the Gabba Goodbye. Yet over summer I have seen
it appear multiple times in Liam's kitchen, used as a

(11:49):
prop for his little tiktoks. I assume Belle has been
generously lending it to Liam for filming, possibly a long
borrow situation. Nevill long borrow because given the recent news
that Lean is a high net worth individual with his
very own Commonwealth private bank account, I reckon it can
afford to buy his own premium and grained chopping board. Belle,

(12:13):
is this true? I think you are well within your
rights as the intended recipient to request it back. Keep
up the good work. God bless you all.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
If I remember correctly, it is a beautiful chopping board,
very nice.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
We brought it back to the.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Office and I think I was like, hey, we got
this chopping board, and I think you did say that's
very nice, and you did take it, and yes, now
it's helping you to your income.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I have the chopping board. I thought it was given
to the show. I thought it was like a show.
Maybe the intention was bell it doesn't they certainly just
have your name carved on it. I think we divvied
up the because there was you know, there was that
was when we did our gab a goodbye in Melbourne. Yeah,
my memory, lovely podcast listeners brought presents, which they certainly
didn't need to, but it was a very very niche Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's funny that.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
Sorry, just realizing now we did a big goodbye thing
and then and then.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Actually yeah that was actual.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, well well remember now because we're in Adelaide, we
could do the Gabba a day because there is now
we live all live here, we're based here again.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
There is there's a Yeah, it's called I think it's
just called gabba.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
It's yeah, yeah, it's a it's a deli. Yeah, it's
dear my gym.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Actually, my memory of the chopping board was it was
given to I thought it was given to all of us.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Ben's already got one, Liam.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I remember you saying I've talked about it before. You've
already got a premium and grain shopping board because I do.
I love my board, as you said, can I have
this one? And I said, sure, mate, I didn't know
it was intended for Bell.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Well, I look, I think there was also a conversation
because I don't like I just chop up vegetables at
home and I don't really chop up big like meat
staff or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
We just chop it up in the studio.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
Yeah, so, oh, what did you say to me this morning?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
A lot of things.

Speaker 9 (13:56):
I said something like, oh, now I'm living the dream
or something. You were like, yeah, listening to this show
something like that.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Very funny.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
Anyway, Yeah, I think because I was like, I just,
you know, I cut up some broccoli and you know,
stuff like that, I probably don't need a big, beautiful
chopping board.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And I think then Liam was like.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Oh yeah, I'll It's like it's it's so I've got
that wonderful, wonderful chopping board and thank you again for
the incredible gift. But I also invested in a nice
knife when I was in Japan very briefly last year
interviewing some Liverpool players. So now it's like, I feel
like I've got a like an end game shopping board

(14:30):
and an end game knife, and I love.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh my apologes my phone on loud. It's Joe.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's not Catherine from Collinwealth Banks.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
No, it's Joe, he looks after on my TikTok stuff. Sorry,
the phone's ringing on for the hook. People need their
TikTok's Actually my phone's on doing not disturb? How did
that unless he's.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
Called twice twice and you've got on loud urgent TikTok?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Quick?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Why is that so urgent? No, I've got a.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sports points mate, Sorry, mate, points better, so we don't
do spot.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
The pimple patches need to be applied.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Come on, guys, what's that coffee? Called that coffee?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
The first one you did?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh, jarmas jarmas coffee coffee.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
It's almost worse when you have to say you will
burn Charmer's kitchens, Chris Charmers.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
The loreal needs something really like quickly applied to your face.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
What about Garnia?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Do they seen your head in a video today? Said
you need about you any here we go? You don
any pet Barners pet stock?

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yeah all right, some of us had to pay the
rent last few months because some of us signed a
rent deal when we were on the on air Wicked
and then quickly realized, now on a producer wicket, I
gotta sell my cat.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah. If you are looking for a tenant, bells in
the market, very.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Cheap house please, Yeah, I'll take.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Anything wonderful, all right, Well with that happy note, Maron's
feeling sky high.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
You could do Bell, you could sell a kidney.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Well, we've got this, We've got that. We've got six
of your fingers on ice over here. If you wanted
to she wanted to sell them.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You're good Bell, Nubby Jackson, I can hook you up
with points Bett.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Dude, seriously, you think I do gambling? I honestly, and
you know this, I did consider only fans for a
small point moment there, just for a moment, I was
like gambling or dudes.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, this was only to get hr involved.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, worse.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, all right, Well, enjoy Friday's pot. Remember there's a
secret clue in here somewhere.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
They say never judge a book by its cover. Well,
it happened to me yesterday. Then I walked into a
barn mead joint and straight away the guy went Chrispy
pork noo chili. Yes, yes, but I feel like I
was profiled.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yes, of course I didn't want the chili, but I
would like to be the one.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
To say, out of the chili, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
You know, And it's the same deal you go to
an Indian restaurant, ye, they take one look at me.
They know what I want, the glic cheese on and
the buttered chicken. But hey, you don't have to say
it before me. Maybe I will have the palacpannie this time.
I mean, probably not, But.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
There's an unspoken dance you do at these places.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
You get the menu out, at least you have a
bit of a look. You know, Okay, what should we
do this time? So Rogan Josh, a bit of a
bindilo Shu'll just get four buttered chickens. How does that sound? Yeah,
let's just do that, I think. Yeah. Or like when
you go, like, what would you get from a Thai restaurant?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I mean I do like duck yeah see.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, but you've married into a Filipino family. I think
you've got you You've built up your spice, Yeah, tolerance.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
You're definitely the water of the two.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm getting pad tied.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, and they know that when I walk in there,
even sometimes I get the sushi, and sometimes that I
can see them they're putting the chicken seriarchy thing before
I've even I might have some raw cuts, all right,
just give me a second to look at the thing.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
God, damn, I have siinging of his profile and going
on I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
We met a young eleven year old girl on the weekend,
Ben may She came up to us to sell some wristbands.
I'm wearing mine right now. I said, sorry, I don't
take cash. She said, it's all good, I take card
and we were like, wow, love that Moxie. So we
got in. We acquired a fifty percent controlling steak in
her company earlier in the week.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
We wanted eighty, but she took us down.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
She did enabling aligned growth and shared resources. Mayo, you
obviously signed the heads of Agreement and NDA earlier in
the week.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, yeah, wonderful. Yeah good, it's good. And I tell
you what. We spoke to your mom.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
She's cleared all this as well, and it's great to
be in business with you.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Maya. Have you been happy with the new vertical integration
that we've aligned. Yeah, that's cool, cool, cool, well exciting.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Obviously, this is our first.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Marketing meeting because that's one of the big things Ben
and I want to bring. We want to spread the
awareness of Maya's wristwaar. So we have gone to production
and we have created three ad campaigns. Obviously, you're the
most important part of this whole thing, though, So we
want to play them to you and maybe you could
choose your favorite. Does that sound good? Okay, So the

(19:24):
first one is sort of we went more the crazy
carpet salesman slashing the price, type vite.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Everything, moscous riskware is that we've.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Got to today. Prices stare everywhere on table.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Prices stop Saturday, they've got to go isswar sailence Saturday.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
How are you feeling about that one.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
Mayo, I'm me I should be hard to understand.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It's a bit hard to understand.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
And that's might be sort of the younger people.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Older people and young people don't like being shouted at
by insane people. That's fair and we thought you could
say that. That's why we've provided two more options. So
this is more of a high class I think, kind
of perfume.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
In the world that moves.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
To first first.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Some details are meant to be non test.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Introducing Mayor's racewear, where elegance means intention. It's delicately crafted, crafted,
delicately that quiet statement of style, confidence and individuality. So beautiful, soft, slight,
cat you stick curve a fur cover the wrist Esato

(21:02):
shimmer a moment.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Dead linger, long, not loud, not fleet, simply unforgettable.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Mayus Wristwear, Where is a moment? Where the moment? That's
the tagline? How do we feel about that one?

Speaker 11 (21:18):
It was a little bit Trey creepy?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, okay, Look and again you're a genius, Maya, and
you know we're we're little monkey businessmen.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Your name's on the front door of this thing, so
we need you to buy it.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
And I'm crossing my fingers because we really obviously want
to move these rubber loon bands that you're making and selling.
You made over four hundred dollars of the weekend, so
I'm I'm hoping you like the third campaign that we
have made for your wristbands.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
You should buy yourself some of Mayus wristbands color for
pretty trick and rubber bands. She's so clever that Nana,
but designs are land. They look so pretty on your
wristy your hand.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Risk bands, wristbands, risk bands, risk bands, risk bands, risk bands,
risk bands, risbands.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Sort of a catchy jingle, What do you think.

Speaker 11 (22:14):
I think that one will work?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's the love that God was my favorite?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Too nice? All right, that's perfect, Maya. Okay, we have
your jingle.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
We are going to run that ad all over the
weekend on KIS one, O two three to get people talking,
to get people starting to spread the word about Maya's wristbands,
and that's going to spike revenue. Obviously, we're all about
supply chain optimization as well. Do you think you have
it in you to make one hundred to three hundred
bands over the weekend?

Speaker 11 (22:46):
Yep, I've got my cousin here tonight and I get
she can help me, right.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
You guys are going to be very busy, obviously limited
amounts of sleep, but that's business.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
That's the brutal world of business.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I love that pretty one on one, Maya. But I
was wondering, have you got a website?

Speaker 11 (23:06):
No, I was actually hoping that maybe that could be
something we could.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Try and work Absolutely well.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I've actually looked into it. So I went onto five,
which is like a website or app people use and
they just get creative to do stuff. So Towel Hyde
was his name. He gave me a quote to build
a website. It'd be basically one page. It'll be like
a landing page where you're just entering your email address
and you can pre order a risk band.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
What's the quote?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
The quote was three thousand usd What.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Do you think, Maye? Can we do better?

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:39):
I think so.

Speaker 13 (23:41):
How much that be?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
About six thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:46):
Maybe I think we could find something a bit.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, no, I agree, tell him his dreaming. I'll leave
that with me. I'll try and find someone cheaper to
build a website.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
And look, we've also put it out there.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
May We just said, hey, look, if anyone can help
us promote the business, get in touchette. You're in pain them.
You think you can help market Maya's wristbands?

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Boat's correct?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
How can he help? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Okay, so I write on a blackboard for a cafe
in pay them, and I can always put something up
on the blackboard to help may sell her wristbands.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I like that. I like that. So it's sort of like,
you know, buy coffee, buy wristband sort of.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah. I can't. I can't go anywhere until I have
my morning wristband.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Hey, linnet, while we got you as well, did you
want to maybe buy one or two wristbands? Fifties up
to you.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Oh, look, I can put them in the shop and
I have them out so that people can buy them.
So I can put forward, say fifty wristbands in the shop.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mayer in norword, obviously you mentioned your
cousin's coming over this weekend to help with production. Do
you think we can get fifty loan wristbands into Lynette's
cafe and paint them?

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Yeah, I do think we can can get that down.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Great. Great, are you going to like you're you going
to take it like in ships with your cousin, like
one sleeping, one's working, and then and then you swap over. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
And I think it's that thing of if you set
alarms in you every ten hours, you slept for like
half an hour, I think. I think so that's what
programmers do when they're like building out apps. I think
that's the only way we're going to get move through
the orders that we need to.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, Maya, all the best with building those wrist
bands over the weekend. We'll check him in with you
on Monday. Okay, no worries.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Get that website going.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Jesus is coming along swimming Land and we've got ad
campaign website. We're going to be making tons of bands
over the weekend. We've already got local business on board.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Gee whiz.

Speaker 14 (25:45):
It?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Seen it seas ten?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Three questions in front of you in a prize Carla
in Hope Valley? Is this the first time you've played? Yes,
it's the first time.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
And are you are regular listener? I am now.

Speaker 15 (26:03):
I used to actually follow you guys from the other
station and have jumped over since hearing you guys are
back on morning.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Nice. Appreciate you jumping chip and coming over to our
new team time.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know if you saw this.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
This rare two hundred and fifty thousand dollars Lego collection
is up for auction in Adelaide. Do you think there
are more Lego bricks or people in the world?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm going to go with Lego bricks. You'd be right.
How's this?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Over four hundred billion bricks have been produced since nineteen
forty nine. The world population is around eight billion, so
I mean if there were to be a war between
Lego bricks and humans, they would fire out number us.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
A second question.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
More than eighty unopened election votes have been discovered in
regional South Australia.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Who did you vote for in the state election?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
My option, yeah, no, no, whoever you want, it's who
did you vote?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Thanks forting us.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Know some people say, hey, don't don't talk shop, don't
talk politics too early?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
You say nay, doesn't bother me? Okay.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Well.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Jake Gillenhall, I don't know if you saw this. He's
been spotted in Queensland. Pretty exciting. Which famous movie did
he star in alongside Heath Ledger?

Speaker 16 (27:21):
Break Back Mountain?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You've killed in? Carla, Bang bang winning wowlet that thing off?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, apologies to everyone else to call it up this morning.
I think it was a Friday vibe. A lot of
calls came through, but Carla denies one, two, three in
a row. Well done. Hey, we're going to send you
along with the double pass to go see Footloose the musical. Awesome.

Speaker 16 (27:43):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Have you seen a celebrity in the wild? Pretty wild?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Alec Baldwin spotted yesterday at a pharmacy in Manly. Jake
Gillenhall is also here and Brisy at the moment, pretty
Big Names.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Is buying from the pharmacy.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I don't know Wintment well, I did get photos with him,
so embarrassing if it wasn't ointment.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, he's like, oh this, I've got a really bad
rash down there. Please don't tell anyone, like, can we
get a photo with you? Alec Boald.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You think it's bad enough when you go to the
pharmacy and they yo your name out and what's wrong
with you? But imagine being a celebrity.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I saw a celebrity in the wild. I was in
Melbourne for the Grand Prix and I was at my
hotel and pressed the lift button and there was this
really frustrated irishman with Sonny's on.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Going Christ, Oh it's not working, it's not working. It
wasn't Jamalen.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
No, He's getting like really really annoyed, and it's like
he's because his floor wasn't working.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It's christ is losing it. And I looked at him
and I was like, you know who that is? Ronan Keating?

Speaker 12 (28:48):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, he asked me to do the card for him.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Wouldn't work, so he had to go line up again.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
What do you mean to do with the card?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
You see?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
If yeah, I could get to his floor or that
same day I saw Terry Cruz as well.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
From White Chicks.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I love Terry Cruz.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of cool. But yeah, look, celebrities
in the wild. I don't care if you saw Robbie
Williams at his concert, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's not the wild.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
That's where you would expect to see Robby Williams because
you paid for a ticket to see him. But if
you saw him at Cole's getting some Deli meat, crazy, Daniel.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You're in Sea Cliff. This is a few years ago.
You saw a celebrity in the wild. Yeah, I saw
Chris Hamworth watching his daughter's soccer game. Wow, there you go.
Where was that in Byron?

Speaker 9 (29:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Near there?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I mean I'm assuming you didn't say good day. It's
probably not one of those places where you hassle someone.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Huh no, but a lot of people did. Yeah. I
could imagine.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Did he have security with him?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
No? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Had his daughter play?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I don't know. I don't know which one actually was?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Probably that way. I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
That's it would have been weird if you Yeah, he knew,
which made a blinder. Yeah, Daniel, Daniel, Anastasia, you're in
Morrison Lakes.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's your birthday. Today, Happy birthday.

Speaker 13 (30:06):
Thank you very much, guys much appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Sweet he speaked to you yesterday, did we were like,
it's your birthday tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, it is wonderful to have you on again. Tell
us you saw a celebrity in the wild.

Speaker 13 (30:17):
Yes, Bruce Springsteen. I saw him about having a drink.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
The boss. I imagine whiskey on the rocks. What was it?

Speaker 13 (30:31):
Whiskey on the rocks? Absolutely, that's what he drinks.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Got it in one.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Was it here in Adelaide or somewhere overseas?

Speaker 13 (30:36):
Yeah, at the International Hotel where after a concert he
had gone down there and I was stalking him and yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Did you get a photo?

Speaker 13 (30:45):
We asked for a photo, but he said not tonight.
But yeah, so, but we did get to talk to
him for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
That's nice. Yeah, not tonight.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Ladies, just turn to enjoy my whiskey on the rocks. Wow,
that's crazy, huge star Donna. You're in Manapara West. Tell
Us you saw a celeb in the wild.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Yeah, Hi, Ben and Liam. I saw Drake at the
Interentalt in Adelaide checking out basically, yeah, kicking bel me.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Probably would have been here for the future Music Festival
at the time.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, as before Kenny destroyed him.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah, where do you stand on the King Kenny Drake
beef dinner?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Who you got?

Speaker 15 (31:32):
Look?

Speaker 7 (31:33):
The truth is that I didn't. I wasn't there to
see him or anything like that. I was actually there
to catch a glimpse of the Pakistani cricket team. My
husband Pakistani and he just came out and one of
the girls that a young girl, said oh, are you
here to see Drake?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
And I said who, and then get out of the way, Drake,
my favorite spin ball was coming.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, yeah, a bit of homework for your Donna.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Listened to meet the Grahams a little bit later on
pretty good stuff. Ben's looking for it in the system.
I doubt we're not going to have it. I wouldn't
have thought. Maybe we can play for Funky Song Friday
next week. Uh Bama Palma Jones is now in Croydon Park.
Are you saw a celebrity out in the wild?

Speaker 15 (32:12):
Yes, I did. Good morning, Ben and Liam. How are
you both very very well?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Thank you? Happy Friday.

Speaker 15 (32:18):
Yeah, Happy Friday to you too. I've got an absolute
cracker better than all the other stories. So it was
quite some time ago. I was at the bus stop waiting.

Speaker 17 (32:29):
To catch the bars, and there were a bunch of
guys outside of this well known venue and I went
after them and turned out it was ac DC.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's so cool? Was it? Was it Bond Scott Era?
Was it Johnson Era?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
No?

Speaker 15 (32:57):
No, it was Bond Scott the original.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (33:01):
So so I see that they kind of embarked me
to hang out with them, but of course I couldn't
con so I was actually on my way somewhere that
I had to be at a certain time.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So what was so important that you couldn't hang out
with a C d C.

Speaker 15 (33:20):
Yeah, it was just an appointment that I had to
go to.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
So I mean, I feel like I need to know
what was so important that you had to blow off
a C d C. I mean, I maybe you shouldn't
push it, Pamela.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, I'm good. A bit of a I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Assuming you have thoughtis for a reason. Yeah, you'll probably
leave it there, but it must have been a really
important appointment.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
What's up? Hey, we're just popping here in the middle
of the pod.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
The end.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It is the end of the pot.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's just in the middle, is it.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Okay, don't tell me where it is made. I'm the
one who says where everything goes.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I thought we're gonna put it at the end, because
the whole idea was everyone listens to the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
And people might think they've skipped it in, but this
way they have to actually listen, but then they might
leave that air power. I've already put it in the thing.
So we're just gonna this is where we're gonna leave
the clue. This is the clue, the extra podcast clue.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Maybe we do a normal voice now.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Okay, yeah, yeah, true, because if people are skipping around
the pod and I was talking like this, they'll know
that's the clue spot exactly. But if we're just talking
like this, then might not know. Yeah, that's actually a
good thought. I'll go with you on that one. Here's
the clue for our secret stand. If you can guess
at ten thousand dollars, you're spoilt, Ben.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Here's your clue.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
That's your clue. You'll spoiled Ben. All right, back to
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Joy Big news, Massive news.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Adelaide Airport has been voted the best airport in Asia,
all of Asia, Best airport, Huge, I fly fair bit,
Ben gotta.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Say it is a lovely airport.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I like that the security are always friendly and Adelaide,
you don't always get that everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
They seem to be kind of happy and it seems
to flow pretty well.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I enjoy that. It's quite The orientation is quite linear, yep,
which does make it easy to find you gay right, left, right,
it's like it's square, it's convoluted, no Adelaide, No.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
No, it's easy. They've got two W. H. Smith's, which
you mainly find in airport's. There's a Lego shop muffing break. Yeah,
it's good as far as muffin breaks go. That is
a pretty good one.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And sometimes they could be a bit dusty, but they
dust them off.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
They dust them off.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, I get it's an airport, like obviously going
to have less of a Hopefully they're not a client.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm joking. They're never dusty.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I've never seen I never had one dusty cake from there. Hekes,
but soul orangine, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
You've been at the Hawker Bar yep.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, Cooper's Bar as well, the Coopers Bar Classic, it's
never too early? How good does that sort of hit
that first beer that you cop when you're going on
a holiday and.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You're like, oh, we're going a bar yet nine am.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
But I'm gonna have to be here anyway because that's
what I'm gonna be doing on the plane.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I think we call the airport this morning, because I don't.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
We're only just sort of what is it six forty
Like they might not even know yet. Maybe they haven't
had their sort of staff with their staff meeting, so
some of the employees might not know that they're working
in the best airport in all of Asia.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Let's tell them the good news.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Good on you show the airports now speaking.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh my god, it's better.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Liam here from Kiss one O two three.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Have you heard the news? What have you heard the news?
What news?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Adelaide Airport's been voted the.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Best airport in Asia?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh wow, feel them?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Who is this? There's better? Liam from Kiss one O
two three. The radio station.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
Said, we get all sort of phone call every day,
so I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah, no, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Can understand it. To be strange. You're better than Tokyo Nita.
You're better than Shange Hype Andong.

Speaker 12 (37:12):
You're better than soul In John, you better than Singaport,
shangy you're better than.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Guang job by Yun.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
It's the best airport in Asia.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, do you have any words?

Speaker 9 (37:24):
Oh yeah, we work very hard so yes we deserve it.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Oh I bet you do. And you're good bloody right
you do.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
What's your favorite thing about Adelaide Airport?

Speaker 10 (37:36):
Look, everyone's very friendly.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
They are the security always super kind. I feel like
it's a pretty smooth process. And we've got a macus Now.
Huge day for David Kosh.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
He's got an honorary doctorate from the University of Flinders
so for his services in joke books in the mid
two thousands. Obviously did a job for many a year
on Sunrise with the cash cow, does the stuff with
port also finance guy.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yes, he's often. I only associate David Kosh now with
the meercat he yeah, compared the market meercat.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, and now he's a doctor not like a GP.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
But no, don't go to coffee if you have a boil.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah. People are coming up to meet the footy like gosh,
you look at then.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yesterday we were playing Savage Garden and I was talking
about the illustrious solo career of Darren Hayes, one half
of Savage Garden and I was asking you for a
particular song and you're trying to get it up.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
In the system.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Pause a song called Darren Hayes Popular. Maybe this time
tomorrow we could play it for you Friday.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
That'd be fun. Did you catch that? Maybe this time
more a complied few Friday.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I caught it before you slowed it down.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I thought it's just good to spell it out, just
in case you missed it. Okay, Yeah, Well guess what
today is that time? It is this time tomorrow. And
I know people have kept their radios on this whole time,
and they've been waiting, and I've been getting a lot
of messages.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Liam, please follow through, follow through. And I've done it.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I've managed to get Darren Hayes Popular added to the
Kiss playlist.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's certainly getting all that. You're certainly getting all the
hits and all the variety on Kiss one or two, three,
Ben and Liam here, and that was Darren Hayes Popular.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
And look what I will claim since I've started at
this network, Darren Hayes plays gone up on Because that's
the first time Darren Hayes Popular.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Has been played here.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I've founded a travesty that we had Savage Garden on
this time yesterday but didn't have any of his solo works.
Tash in all Dinger Beach, did you enjoy hearing Darren
Hayes popular this morning morning, Ben and.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
Limb, Yes, absolutely, I did.

Speaker 15 (39:59):
Great song.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I like how breath it is, my friends.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I'm happy to go against the grain here and say
that I didn't love it. Oh okay, yeah, he wouldn't either.
I have the first Savage Garden.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
He is Savage Garden.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Without Without Darren Hayes, there is no Savage Garden. It's
just the other guy in Savage Garden.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I think they're better as a duo.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Mm hmmm uh.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Sorry for all the negativity this morning, Tash, I mean
I was. I was actually thinking this would be a
perfect opportunity to launch my new idea for a segment,
which is funky Song Friday.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
At this time eats Friday.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I would bring some sort of funky, funky song that's
not normally on the playlist. Do you like the sound
of that, Tash?

Speaker 13 (40:40):
I think that sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
That's the sort of stuff I'll be bringing.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Can you give you an example of another funky song
for Friday.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Peaches.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's a move into the country.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
A lot of pitches. Do you know that one?

Speaker 15 (40:56):
I certainly do.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I sing it to my kids all the time and
drag them crazy.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Well, wak your kids up at around six forty next
Friday and kids, kids, kids wake up and know it's
a little bit early for school, and it is the holidays.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
But Ben and leeam we are going to be playing
the Peaches all right.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I like a funky song Friday. We'll see how that
goes next Friday.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
That's unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
We're talking unprofessional workplaces. What did somebody do at your
workplace where you thought, God, that's unprofessional?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Well that Zach Butter's tribunal this week, it's been the
big story. It's come out that apparently one of the
chair people was in their car driving Watson Zoom was
on being like, yeah, yeah, just find it all good.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Get out of the way, you're going too slow.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
What was that? Yeah? It feels unprofessional, It does, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
There was also some audio this week kicking around from
those two US pilots.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
So they were talking to each other mid flight. But
this was the recording from the flight logs.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
So this is where he's still playing our jack.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
So they were whooping in the out into each other
mid flight.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Over the weekend, we were obviously doing tandem cycle sixty
ks from Brussel Park to Adelaide Oval. That was the
last leg of the gather arounda thon, and we had
some Greek food before and Ben farted whilst I was
behind him on the tandem cycle, and he thought that
was pretty funny, and he proceeded to do it another
four times. And I knew by the end you were

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pushing them out because I could tell by the sound.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
We weren't even rolling on the tape.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, no, we weren't. And I found it unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
You made unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
An unsafe work environment for me.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
All right, that's unprofessional. If you want to dob someone
in at your workplace, we want you to give us
a buzz. Thirteen one oh six y five.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Elijah joins us now in Morpha Vale. What's unprofessional?

Speaker 18 (42:56):
Hi, good morning, Ben and Liam. I pay fifty bucks
for a fridge space at my corporate office.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Hang on you did you say you pay fifty bucks
for a fridge space?

Speaker 18 (43:05):
Yes? A month?

Speaker 10 (43:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Wow? What do you mean? So what you have to
like rent? Like you would have a basically yeah for
your lunch.

Speaker 18 (43:14):
Yeah, basically yeah. Anyway, that's voided when people keep stealing
my lunch.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Ah, so you're paying to have your lunch in the
space and then someone's eating it.

Speaker 18 (43:24):
I know how, I'm professional, pal.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
What is this world we're living in? You have to
rent a spot in the fridge.

Speaker 18 (43:34):
Inflation and lawyer firms, so just yeah, it's a messy world.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You are you a lawyer?

Speaker 18 (43:41):
I'm a stenographer.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
So are you the person that types out all the
court cases?

Speaker 15 (43:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (43:45):
Yeah, I am Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh wow? Is that like silly question?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
And I get this fully coming from someone who's working
in radio, but is that a job that they still
need like a human to do it legally?

Speaker 18 (43:58):
Well they're starting to pull it out, but honestly, it's
not a buying profession. A lot of stenographers still like
we get a frier's pretty young, but there's no human
other than stenographers can can type this fast like professional
gamers have tried.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
But no, it's a pretty insane.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
What's your word? How many words a minute do you type?

Speaker 10 (44:21):
And fifty three?

Speaker 18 (44:25):
Yeah, I've gone over. I've been in the White House before,
so you know, it's been pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
You've been to the White House?

Speaker 10 (44:31):
Yeah, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Do you think you could?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I mean this, I don't know if it would make
good radio, but I would love if one morning you could.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Maybe we'll pay for your fridge space for the year
or something like that, but you could. You could.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
You could come in and be a resident scenographer and
you could type up the show.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
As we're doing.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Who would that before us?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
We could read through it later, or should do? If
anyone wants a copy, we could like give it out.
Maybe if you missed the show that day, we should
mail you this we transcript.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
We could do the Ben and Lamb podcast in written words, yeah,
and then we send you the transcript.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Could you be down for that?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Light?

Speaker 18 (45:06):
I'll put it into more closely you guys, Okay.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Right, that would be cool. All right, we'll try and
arrange that. Emily, you're in lights view? What's unprofessional? Hi? Ben?

Speaker 10 (45:16):
And Liam?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
That's good.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
So I was working for a Provide. I don't work
there anymore, but I was a case manager. So I
had about twenty clients that i'd see, you know, on
a regular basis. Maybe and because it was a really
weird environment. But our office was on the left side
of the building, but we actually had clients who actually
lived in the building as well. It was about thirty clients.

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So I had this Italian guy who was one of
my clients and we'd always have a little gossip sash
and he was like, hey, like, do you know what's
going on here? I was like no, no, what, like
fill me in? And he's like, this support work is
sleeping this support work And I was like, like, while
you guys are in the building. He's like, yeah, it
happens every night at this time. And I'm like, how

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is this possible? There's camera set up and he told
me that they would actually move the camera and they
would use the space, a bedroom space that was not
occupied by a client just yet. Yeah, so they'd have
their little fun there every evening. And then obviously I
had to escalate that to HR and this and that,
and then it turns out she was also sleeping with
the director.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
And then.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's unprofessional.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Wow, a lot of hornbags in that game.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Secret stain, Secret stain, Secret stain.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, better myself, secret stain. Something is smooged into an
old car seat. We've smooged.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
We've got it here in the studio with us if
you would like to see it on the Ben and
Lambs socials.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It's pinned to the very top. We've given away lots
of audio clues. The Beg's was one of them.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
We had a some Elie Are in yesterday saying he
was getting herbal hints. Something dare is something sour. We've
actually put up a special podcast, so wherever you listen
to your podcast, Ben and Lamb, go there all the
previous guesses, all the clues so far.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Heidi, you're in Golden Growth. Have you listened to the podcast?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
No?

Speaker 16 (47:07):
I haven't, but I've been listening most morning.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Fair, so you still you know you know what's going on.
You've obviously seen the stain with your own eyes. Yes,
what do you think it is?

Speaker 9 (47:18):
So?

Speaker 16 (47:19):
I think I'm grasping. But my final guess would be
maybe a sour dough starter because there's been like a
few TikTok's about the whole staying live thing. Oh and
I don't know what swado started looks.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Like, but I know it's like weird whiting.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I get you. I see what you're coming from.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So that'll be fitting because we just played Taylor Swift
she's getting into sour dough.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Maybe that was an extra little clue there, Heidi, thank you,
but unfortunately it is not sour dough.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Starter, we can roll that off to Neil in Brooklyn Park.
What do you think it is?

Speaker 16 (47:54):
I think it's chicken a b with garlic.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
To Neil, you haven't listened to the podcast, have you.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Well, I swear we've had that guest before. Yeah, unless
it was like lamb ab with golic sauce. Either way,
to Neil, it's not correct. It's not correct, but thanks anyway,
ty your in Port Adelaide. What do you think our
secret stain is? It's the last guest of the week?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Ten yep, So I'm pretty confident it could possibly be
Lemon and Herb dip.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Lemon and Herb Dip.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Now, what would be the connection to our audio clue
of the Beg's staying alive?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
So I haven't gone down the path of the staying alive,
but they did release a song called Lemons Ever Forget
a while ago.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It does also stay alive for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
It's like, you know, it's like good a good week
in the fridges.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
All right still, Yeah, I mean this would be the
perfect time for it to go off, because it's like
Lamb said the last guest of the week, it would
be it would we want to give it away or
do with ten thousand dollars time?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
What I will do with it is I'll go to
Europe with it. Where we're talking, man, I was.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Starting Greece and work our way down.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I say, I like that.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I like that Mediterranean euro summer. It's calling your name.
I can hear it. We'll tye.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I guess what, mate? What's that You're gonna have to
keep saving with your own money?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Renee in Salisbury?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
What's your guess?

Speaker 16 (49:30):
Is it a jacket potato with creamy sour cream?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
And how does that link into the VG's I'm thinking.

Speaker 16 (49:37):
The sakream is like a live culture, so staying alive.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Wow, you've already thought about that. Very very good.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
You've obviously done your homework, that, Renee. But we would
urge you to keep listening. And you know what, because
you mentioned secret clue.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I think in today's regular show podcast at some point
we will chuck an extra secret clue in there. Yeah, everyone,
how about that? Cassandra you're in Hectorville. Hello, Hello, Hello,
So you've heard maybe our samelia yesterday Nick Stock saying
he's getting sour elements herbal elements dead.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Yeah ahead that as well?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 11 (50:17):
I think it's sauce.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I mean that would tick the box for everything that
the samelier said. How would it link in to the Beegies?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Though?

Speaker 9 (50:25):
I did a bit of a deep dive and I
saw a photo of them eating fish and chips.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
So I was like, well maybe.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Unfortunately give brothers just eating some chippies.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Tanya in more of a veil. God, I hope you
get this ten thousand dollars. What would it do for
you if you won?

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Oh, it would be amazing.

Speaker 10 (50:45):
We're getting our dubbers doom on the house though, then
we won't be rained out in winter.

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I think you probably do more than just your gutters
for ten thousand.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
Oh yeah yeah, holiday probably get a.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Tank of petrol as well. Yeah, all right, so what's
your guess?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
My guess is aoli, garlic, aoli or just aoli.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I'm going to go with aoli. Can I ask? Because
it's been quite amusing? How does that tie into the Beg's.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Okay, So I did a bit of research and there
is a French song that is called I Think It's
Jesus on Beg's by Aoli number five.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Wow, you've gone real deep. You've got real deep.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Can I tell you what adelaide? These guesses are extremely impressive?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Can I gotta say, Tanya, I think you're thinking about
it too much? Yes, I like how much effort you
put into this, But that is not our secret saying.
We're gonna have more guesses after nine. Do you homework though?
Head to Ben and Liam type that in where you
get your podcasts, Apple podcast, Spotify. There is a Secret
Stained podcast there. All the clues so far, all the

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guesses so far, and we'll put an extra clue just
for the podcast listeners in today's pods. Hey, I don't
know if you saw this, Ben, two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars lego collection up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
People are bidding for it now.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
An s a collection, So you know, follow your dreams
if you if you're collecting toys and someone's like, hey,
you know, maybe maybe put it on adult stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
No, just keep going, keep going. You collect Pokemon cards, right, Ben.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I do land Yep, I haven't bought any for a while,
but I do collect Pokemon cards are used to collecting
beer cans.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
No, no, I did that for a little while and
then my wife got rid of them.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
That's the most manning of it.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Well, I wanted in my dreams I was going to
have a shed one day, you know, you know sometimes
dads have sheds and they have the cans lined up
around the top.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I want super cool. I wanted that it's super cool.
We'll not tacky at all.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
No, Well, dreams crushed now, I like.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Those cans you have to crush.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
But yeah, at least I got like fifty cents from
you didn't know.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
On Fridays we give away the Friday and Need tray.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Friday try goods in a meat tray.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
At the pub Gold Model in the city, they do
a Friday Lasagna. I've bought to get spent many times,
never won it before. But my friend had been some
Din Sims a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Friday Din Sims.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah, not bad, but yeah, this goes to our favorite
caller and god, we had a bunch this week, some
great stories. But yesterday, oh man, we had this pearler
from a guy called Andy and Jepps Christ was telling
us about how his milk got stolen.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
We used to keep the milk delivered, and we kept
getting it stolen off the front doorstep. So my parents
put a security door up in between what the front
door and out we gove the milk. He won tea.
He used to put the milk in between the door,
locked the screen door, and in the morning we'd get it.
I got up one morning to go get the milk,
and I felt resistance when I went to list the

(53:49):
cardpall tartans. Somebody had laid on our front doorstep pierced
to hold through the screen into the milk tartans. Put
straws in them and.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Bring them dry.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
What a wild story. Who is milk thing?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Who's so desperate for milk?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
You know what they say, it's not crim safe. It's
not crim safe. Andy. It joins us down Jep's cross.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Congratulations you won the Friday meat train.

Speaker 14 (54:19):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
It's such a good story.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Now this is from tint Street Quality Meats, North Valade's
family owned buts of for the last twenty years.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
These guys are unbelievable, awesome. Oh, they just smashed quarter pounders.
They're in there.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
So if you fancy yourself a bit of a burger, right,
this is better than anything you're going to get through it.

Speaker 14 (54:38):
Oh, I'm a bit of a barbecue freak guy, So
this has come down really really well.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
We got some lamb sausages in there for you, a
few rissoles, some nice steaks, a bunch of chicken.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Gee whiz, this is a nice meat tray.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Heck, we should throw in a two liter of milk
for you as well.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Well, yeah, have you do? Did you get to the
bottom of it?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Was your milk thief one of your neighbors or something?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You know?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
We got I was.

Speaker 14 (54:59):
I was growing up in Elizabeth back in the hood,
back in the nineteen seventies and eighties, and it was
it was a pretty rough area, I can tell you.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Oh yeah, when someone's piercing through your security screen to
drink your milk, you know it's.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
A rough area.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
All right. Andy, you're in Jet's cross now though. So
here in the studio we do have the meat cannon,
so we're going to shoot you the meat tray.

Speaker 14 (55:20):
Okay, at least I know the crims have got good bones.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
All right andy, Here it comes, mate, he comes to night.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
It's coming, coming coming.

Speaker 14 (55:38):
Uh you just hit my staffee?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Oh no sorry night.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Oh not fluffy?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh no, good