Ep 13: Cow Ferris Wheel

On today's episode:

1. Roadworks kept Liam up all night Getting Chat GPT to host the show for us 
2. 610 Quiz: A prize monopoly
3. Accidently waking up Marissa
4. Premier Peter Malinauskas gives Maya’s wristbands government funding
5. Frances Bean Cobain & Riley Hawk will have the grungiest son ever
6. That’s hypocritical
7. Putting Karla in the draw for flick the bean
8. Confusing Coldplay for Cold Chisel
9. What's harder Dairy Farming or Radio?
10. It’s Puthday Tuthday
11. Impressive finds
12. Talking to the stain 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Their names are Ben and Leo. Well, hi their podcaster.
I felt pretty good. Yeah that was nice. Yeah, Oh
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
There's lots of pressure on today to not cook it right,
not for me. Yeah, I cant forgot that was a thing.
Yet we hear fine episode today We do have a
podcaster on from Ben and Wlliams pod squad on Facebook
which you can join.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Abby, you're in Sydney, Yes, hello, Jesus good all this
this big national audience that's making me feel good. It
goes to show that, you know.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
No matter where we lay our heads at night, we're
all big family here. That's right, Okay, well maybe not
now now.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't know if you're waiting for me.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, no, yea so fine, so fine. I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Because we're so comfortable together like a big family. We're
comfortable in the silence. We don't always have to be talking.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Abby and Lane. This is actually ties in nicely to
a pod Squad post that I saw if I yeah,
no please, So James has posted in the pod Squad
said welcome back, Ben and Liam and Belle. I'm a
podcast listener from England. I used to work with an
Aussie called Dylan and on Thursday late shift in twenty
seventeen he put Triple J on and I was introduced

(01:40):
to the Friday Meat Tray. I've been listening to the
pod ever since. Even my dad and a few of
his mates listen. Now, what the helly, that's so cool.
So we've got a couple of British listeners if we.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
If we get the time zone right, that would be
that would be cool to get an international podcast on
have We got you at a bad time?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Where are you at the I'm at home, my kids
and my office. Just kicked my younger, my middle child, sorry,
and so she's crying and I to walk away from the.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Cry without mine. How old are the kids?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've got a five year old, almost three roll and
a ten months old.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, So was it like what was a flying back kick?
Or it's just a sort of more of a nudge
with the foot or I.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Didn't see it.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Probably she's usually.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Gentle, so it's surely not a violent one. But you
never know. I was in the other room, so you
never know what happens behind my back.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Abby. This is probably more just a bit of like
research from our end. I guess as a as a parent,
have you enjoyed me having kids and you've heard more
kid content coming through the show?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I have very much, So I I do like hearing it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I like hearing Ben's stories about his kids, as I
was just sharing a bit about his life. But it's funny,
and we both said this before, but we can remember
listening to radio shows that we liked when then they
started talking about their kids.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Were like, that's unrelatable.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah they've gone old now, but I suppose naturally we
are older.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, well we'll be shortly, so you you know, that's
just like, that's just where you skew.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And to be honest, I think realistically, when we're doing
Adelaide Breakfast, like back in the day, because we had
to appeal to the moms, we spoke about kids way
before we even had kids, and then that was less
genuine I think, yeah, so I think we get a free.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Pass now even you are be saying like, oh that,
you know, one kid kicked the other, Like I can
relate to that. I've only got two, not three. But
last night Jeans she's learning how to clap. Yeah, that's
so cute. So we were like, we're clapping with her,
were like, oh, and then Freddie came out and I
don't know, we're like a bull in a china shop
and he ran over and he started clapping on her belly.
And that's not cute. What she's doing is cute. What
you're doing is mean. I know.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I just try and like get your attention somehow.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, attention. Yeah. Anyway, Hey, are you any thoughts
on the show? You're enjoying it any changes?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm loving it. I was just saying a Belle that
I do miss obviously the wider team, but obviously they
don't work a kiss anymore, so if they're not there,
then that's fine that you guys just do the one podcast.
But I do miss you know, yeah, Tennis with all
the team, But I'll be interested to hear from the
team that you have now and stuff like that, like
behind the scenes things like that.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, a bit of a peek behind
the Curt. Imagine if we just for a bit of
fun we called Scudder on the podcast. I wonder if
he's allowed to. I don't know, he might be weird
about it. I feel bad putting him in that position
if he didn't want to be in that.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I did this thing the other day, Abby, when we
were off and actually, no, I probably should say that.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, we'll probably now I'll keep that to ourselves.
We'll keep that in Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, yeah, well, Abby, thank you so much for joining us,
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
We appreciate your ears. And yeah, we'll get more of
that stuff on.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
All right, no hurries, so good day.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hey, no worries, Addie, before you go, did you want
us to send you a kiss bucker haw or put
you down for a magnet?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
A magnet would be great, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, great, No worries. See Abby, Hi, bye, bye bye.
I mean he's Magnet's are hot property? Such hot property,
such hot hot property. I know Bell is on the phone.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I imagined too, but I do have a little bit
of business I would like to bring to the table.
Jackson has been summoned from the rat booth. Hello Bell, Hi,
I just wanted to have you involved with this. No, no,
that it's actually nothing to do with you, but I
just thought it would be. It's it's look and I

(05:21):
think it is a bit embarrassing for me, But on
the flip, I think it's going to be vindicating for
me in a way.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is it the piece of camera you just did before
in can guess? Can I guess of what I think
it is? What do you think it is? I think
Catherine from Colnwealth Private has heard the references and she
has brought it up with you in some way. Yeah,
well you're pretty close. I don't know if Catherine's heard,
but you would so.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I Yeah, it was a bit embarrassing for me obviously
did this segment and I was like playing all the
voicemails of people falling from my voicemail with me going
like hello, ah, gotcha And yeah there was one in
there banking stuff. I probably should have redacted some of
the names and things there. And you know, some eagle

(06:06):
eared listeners you know, found out that I have a
private banking situation going on. Anyway, I got another call
over I think it was like on Friday. I haven't
actually spoken to her yet. But I got another voicemail.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Liam, I can't believe you got me again with this message.
It's Catherine from conwa'th private, Just really to see how
you and Ben have gone with the start of the
show and how the Star of the years gone. We
haven't spoken for a couple of months. Not urgent. Give
me a call next week when you get a chance.
Have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bye, haven't spoken for a couple of months. Interesting. That's so.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Concerned about how Ben was going as well, and it
made me think, Wow, I wonder if I'm not the
only person who has had dealings with private banking.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
In the podcast get Out, I kept my mouth shut.
I kept my mouth shut.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
But now, yeah, I never went, Catherine, I never went.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, there was certainly conversations. Had my phone rang and
I chose not to have you or have you not
had a meeting in the past with our good friends. Yeah,
I went. I went to Combak Private and there was
a lot of marble on the floor. There was a
lot of marble bell Ben. I didn't go with them.
You can't throw stone exactly because I didn't choose to

(07:30):
pursue that. If you can't the open I bleed red.
I'm Westpac private, privileged or whatever they call it to
be fair for the sake of being honest. West Pac
did have a private representative that dealt with me, but
then west Pac disbanded wes. No, they disbanded it. And

(07:53):
now I just deal with Danny, who's a regular bank.
I never know who is a puppet master.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
And you know, everyone saying, eg on my face, we've
been dealing with two this whole time. What I kept
my mouth shut even though I knew I copped all
the heat.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, I coped the heat, but I couldn't handle it anymore,
all the memes in the pod squad. You know, sometimes
you just gotta just let it be known on the
record that I, no, I do not bank private. I
bank with regular Westpac. But you looked into it. You're eligible.
They came for me. Be sorry, profile target. You must

(08:35):
receive a letter from them. Can we okay? Stuff the thing?
What a gift pack of gold? Just a little leather bags.
Couldn't when we went to the combat one because me
and my wife Sam and then we're like when we left,
there was so much marble everywhere everywhere the water the
water was so cold. Oh yeah, I don't know. They

(08:56):
must get it from a fresh spring somewhere. They have
some one collected in the morning, so I don't know,
got the Mount Lofty and just get like rain water
tickling off rocks insane. So it's also sorry quick question.
With Catherine's voicemail, Liam.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I feel like I should have bleeped the name and
we probably got to stop name checking out. I I
genuinely have not had the conversation.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Because my bank my like when I bank as a peasant,
I don't get a call from them saying, hey, just
how are you going checking in?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Do you just like regularly like catch up and just
talk about like she just like, how's life going?

Speaker 10 (09:30):
Like is it?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Are you asking me if I've had a meeting with
like do they just a person at my house? Yeah? Yes,
what do you talk about? Or your assets? What do
you talk about? Come off? That's enough from you Westpac.
All I get is like, hey, you haven't some pageer

(09:52):
bill this month? And are you okay? And do you
need and then I say yes and they go good luck. Hey,
moving on to more business before we jump into the
pod from today, Caleb has posted in the pod squad
and said damn someone's going to lose a finger for this,
maybe even two, because they're in the podcast feed. There's

(10:16):
episode eleven, Don't go to Koshi if you have a boil,
and then there's episode eleven Clean Pegs, which of course
should have been episode twelve. And then in the comments
there was a bit of commotion back and forth in
the comments, but Lockie said, it took me a while
to spot the issue, but gosh, Nubby Jackson's going to
cop it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, I would like to say that even though it
has to go through more filters than just me, and
initially it was my bungle, so I'm willing to offer
no less than the tip of my pinky will I.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Would love to do the honors. Please please please just
the tip belt, may I? I never do go for
the whole of me, I said, just the tip. Liam
bleeds yellow because of combank pleads marble Ah, that is

(11:16):
very behind the anyway. I just thought it was worth
bringing up, probably on any podcasts as who tell you
the banker's names? I think so. But that's it.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
As I said earlier to Abby, We're just a big
family here, just a big old family, big big podcast
and family. Hopefully you enjoy today's episode.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Also, just really quickly, if you are a podcast listener,
doesn't matter where you're from, reach out d m us
with your number, but particularly if you are overseas and
you want to come on the podcast, we'd love to
speak with you. Slide into the Instagrams with your number
and we'll get you on. Bye. Yes, it is a
beautiful day. It's a Tuesday, Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh, Ben, I know exactly how you feel now, being
a father of two, had some roadworks out my window
last night.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Liam and two. You adopt a small baby and a toddler.
You don't know how, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I feel like it's comparable. You know, there's a Yeah,
at least you can put a baby back to sleep.
There's no putting the truck back to sleep. When it's
when it's rolling the bitumen at the front of your.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
House, you've got to be a construction going on. Yeah.
I don't know what they're doing, but it's it's a
real killer yell at them. Yeah, I appreciate that. Well,
you know how, Like I'm trying, what are you guys
doing out here? They're all away from their families working
through the night. I'm trying to sleep, could.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Be listening right now radio God knows what they're doing.
They're playing everything super loud, you know, you know, I
get like it's a safety thing that you have to
have the reverse beep yeap, so you don't obviously, you know,
hurt someone in a workplace accident. But surely there's like
night mode where everyone's everyone can pay.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Attention more and they can, you know, because that's the
main thing. It's like will steam roll the road then
it'll go. Yeah. I think all the construction workers should
start thinking about the people sleeping and look into night
mode for their gift. That's my message this morning. So
if you're just coming off a night shift, just know

(13:12):
we'd all appreciate a night mode on your heavy machinery. Hey,
we kick off the show as we always do with
our six ten quiz. If you want to be the
first caller through on the show this morning, start calling
now thirteen or one oh six five, and we have
got a prize up for grabs for the six ten quiz.
It is a chocolate bar. No, there's no chocolate bar.

(13:36):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (13:36):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Bell? Produce a bell? I can't hear your MIC's not working.
This is a shambles.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Come on, come on first, the roadworks, now, this all right,
all right, give us your MIC's on night mode.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Bearls yelling at me, saying, look at the sheet. I'm
looking at the shee and I can't see it. There's
too many words on here with this early in the morning.
Oh this is wild.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Obviously everyone's here chat GPT for everything these days. But
I love when people get caught out. There was this
reporter over in Seattle and there was a big baseball
game that just finished, and someone from the stands is
filming the reporter on her phone and they zoom in.
She's speaking to chat GPT, good questions after a tough

(14:21):
loss in baseball. It's like, come on, And I know
it's getting a little out of hand these days.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
My mum is a big chat GPT fan. She refers
to it as chatty.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh wow, it's just like it's there chat like she
we're going on a little holiday to Tasmania at the
end of the year to celebrate our birthdays, and mums
use chatty to get a little itinery for us.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'll be honest, I know it's bad. Like I know
that I shouldn't use it in terms of like my
brain's probably withering away, But I actually do use it
all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, well people do, and that's why I wanted to
do this this morning. Thirteen one oh six five. What
are you using chat gpt for?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
But here's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I want to get chat gpt to host the next
break for us instead of us.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I like it because we're talking chat gpt anyway, and
people calling up saying how lazy they've been. We may
as well just be lazy as well, and just like
cock back and just let people talk to chatty.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, chat gpt, can you host a radio show for
Ben and myself next? Absolutely I can step in and
help with that.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Just let me know what kind of tone or segments
you have in mind, and I'll tailor to fit the
vibe you're after.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, totally, man, we'll get We'll get to that in
a song. But yeah, if you call us thirteen one
oh six five, tell us what you're using chat GPT for,
you'll be able to speak to chat ChiPT next because
they will be hosting the show for the next little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Ben, We're just talking about this.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Seattle Reporter who's asking chat gpt for some good questions
to ask baseball players, And we're saying how lazy the
world's gotten. So we've asked on thirteen one oh six five,
what are you using chat gpt for? But we thought,
why not put up feed up for a little bit
and just let chat gpt host the next break, So

(16:05):
whenever you're ready, chatty over to you.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Thanks s Ben and Liam. I'll take it from here.
Let's go to John. Do you know someone who uses
AI too much?

Speaker 10 (16:13):
So my best mate.

Speaker 12 (16:14):
He can never decide what he wants to get when
he goes to a pub, so he uses chat GPT
to basically figure out what he should order on the menu.
I know it's a bit stupid, but like it's getting
to the point where it's like, come on, I just
put your phone down and have a look at it.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Really ha ha ha ha, John, that is.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
A great story. Thank you for calling kiss one or
two three. Now let's go to Rachel. Do you know
someone who uses AI too much?

Speaker 13 (16:40):
Is just so useless?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
She use a chat GPT to teach her class.

Speaker 14 (16:45):
She can't teach a class without it.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Haha, Rachel, that's a great story. My sides are hurting.
Thank you for calling Kiss one or two three. We
play all the hits and all the variety secret stains
coming up at eight am. Ten thousand dollars up for
grabs thanks to Automasters. Now let's go to Tiffany. Do
you know someone who uses AI too much?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Thanks?

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Chatjapt On love in the show.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Thanks Tiffany. Now on with your story.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
So my mum uses chat japt way too much because
she is caring for my grandmother.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
She uses it to help with her care.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Tiffany, that's so funny.
My circuit board fell out. Oh I think that's enough
of this.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, I think that'll do us fun experiment to save
chat Jake be taken to your.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Job, but I think we'll jump on from here.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Well, actually, Ben and Liam, your boss just called me
and said, I'm the new host for real.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You are no longer needed. Who's gonna play with the
music and do all the competitions?

Speaker 7 (17:47):
I will?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
I am the future and there's nothing you can do
about it. This is Tony Basil with Nikki What a
Bop and the ten thousand dollars secret stash is coming
up at eight am on kiss one O two three.

Speaker 15 (17:59):
It's safe staying mate, Shut up, Liam, it's silu stem.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Now we said we had prizes up for grabs lamb
and we weren't lying. We have got four passes to
the drama. You got Zendaya in there, you got Rob
Pattinson in there, big names.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
It's a cool movie at thirteen one oh sixty five.
Get in touch if you would like to play our
six ten quiz Jade. You're in Manapara West.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Now. Last week we were speaking to your friend. You're
you're an embroideresst right, you guys embroidered clothes.

Speaker 14 (18:35):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
And she won the tickets for Footlosot the musical. And
I'm hearing you went on the weekend with her.

Speaker 16 (18:40):
Yes you did.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
I love doing on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, how was it?

Speaker 6 (18:44):
It was good?

Speaker 13 (18:45):
It was entertaining. We've never been to a music before,
so different for us with kids and whatnot, so you.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Know it was nice, yeah, wicked.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well, hopefully you can return the favor and take it
to the drama this weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
As an embroidist. Would I come to you if I
wanted to get perhaps an emblem my clothes? Yes, yep,
I get some absolutely might get some Ben and Lam
embroidered shirts. Perhaps, Yeah, that could be cool. Do that?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Well, like you know how like really rich people have
their initials on their pajamas. Yeah, the rich people ever
drop their pajamas off to put their initials on.

Speaker 13 (19:17):
Every now and again.

Speaker 16 (19:18):
But most of them do them at their own companies,
you know they Oh.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, they're yeah, little shops and things.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, well let's kick into this quiz.
The HLC is accusing will Worst of misleading prices. If
a packet of Tim Tams was three dollars, then put
up to six dollars, then was listed as fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Percent off, how much would it cost now.

Speaker 12 (19:40):
Three dollars?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You've done it.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Our rumors are growing that Apple's first foldable phone will
be released this year, kind of like the old Murtorola Razor,
the flip is coming back.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Can you name one model of iPod.

Speaker 10 (19:55):
iPod?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yep, you also had the Nano the Shuffle touch. That
one was pretty cool. A last question here, you doing
really well.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
The AFL Appeals Board has found the tribunal hearing that
convicted Zach Butters was a miscarriage of justice.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Can you spell hypocritical? H y p O C R
I T I C A L. Done it, Jade, you're
heading to the drama, my friend. You can take your power.
You can take your power. Yeah, why not, there's four tickets.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
You guys have got a real monopoly on these six
ten quizing at the moment. No one ever has had
to look in Well, thank you anyway for calling up
so early and having fun.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Last week.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
All the other radio shows were off on holidays, and
we were saying, hey, call up if you don't normally
listen to us, but you're cheating on your regular And
then there was like a bunch of people who were
calling and like, yeah, I've you know, they were doing replay.
So I came over and we said we should start
calling people back this week to give them tests to
see if they're still listening. We should test them out

(21:02):
right now.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah. Is it a bit early, though, I think it's fine.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, we're well, yeah, and we did we did we
did do it earlier. I think, yeah, I remember it
was sort of. It was definitely pre seven. So most
people are probably their upheading to work. But we've got
a few numbers here of people who got in touch.
We're just going to make sure they're still listening to
Bend Myself on Kiss one or two three, and they've
not gone back to their old show.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
So we've got a number here. This is Malissa.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
All I.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh my god, we didn't wake up, did we.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm sorry? Oh I feel I feel awful. Oh is
this Marissa?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
It is?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh? I'm sorry. Do you know who this is? No,
it's yeah, sorry, it's it's Liam here from Kiss. Am
I on the radio? Maybe?

Speaker 17 (21:54):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
No side? So what so, Marissa?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
This is the plan was last week we said, if
your regular shows off, give us the bars, you know,
get in touch, and well, all the other radio shows
are back today, so we thought we would call some
of the people who called them to see if they.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Were listening to us. But of course we can't do
that test because we just work you up.

Speaker 17 (22:18):
I would actually normally be in the car right now,
but my son and I were in the Women's Kids
last night. Haven't been.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
The whole The whole purpose of this was obviously to
win a listener from SAFM. But if anything, now I
feel like we've really really put you off listening to
Kiss because you've been in hospital or not.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You know what though, Marissa to smooth things over. Why
don't we give you one hundred and seventy five dollar
automasters about to get your car service today?

Speaker 10 (22:53):
That's that's super kind.

Speaker 17 (22:56):
I'm disappointed in myself.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is not on you, This is on us totally.
This is a Ben and Liam thing we.

Speaker 17 (23:04):
Are I would have loved.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I don't apologize, No, no, don't apologize. We wake up
rudely and please you enjoy that service voucher for your car. Okay, lovely,
thank you so much. Is your son all good?

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Nowhere?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Okay, yeah, he had chest pains. Last week's only four
so it.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Just came out of nowhere.

Speaker 17 (23:29):
So he had chest pains. But the womens and kids
where they were phenomenal. And yeah we got the all
clear at one o'clock last night.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, great, that's good. Good on your god.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's been a crazy twenty four hours for you you
have but jeez, thanks again. I trust you will listen
to us now instead of your regular good good good.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
The station hasn't changed.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's been on you guys. Good on you, Massa. Thanks
all right, you get back to sleep.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
See another happy custom. We've made a real super found out.
That was nice, Van Harvey, I liked that absolutely cool.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
If this is your first time tuning into Kiss, then
you wouldn't know that Ben and I are part time
radio hosts. Were also part time business owners with an
eleven year old called Mayo. She makes loan wristband. She
was selling them at gather round and she took card,
which is impressive.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I bought one. Mayo. You also were confident enough to
go up to the premiere of South Australia mister Peter
Mallanowskas and he sold heim one as well. Is that right?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
That's incredible And we thought, because you've already made that
connection in the political world, we could get him on
this morning. Mallie, good morning. Do you remember buying a
wristband off of Young Mayer?

Speaker 10 (24:42):
I most remember Young Mayer approaching me and I thought,
I said, I don't have any cash. She said, problem
solved by your card. I was like, so at that
point I was snooking, so but I was. But then
I said, okay, what are my options?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
And I don't know if Mayo remembers it, but I said,
what my options here?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Man?

Speaker 10 (25:01):
And she had a sort of a slew of you
know loom bands to choose from, but none in port colors.
So yeah, I was I sort of saying that I
was chosen to go for another option, which I dutifully did.
But I was genuinely impressed by Mayor's entrepreneurial skills.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah. No, it blew us away as well. I don't
know if I've ever met an eleven.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Year old who takes card may Are we able to
whip up a port Adelaide one for Malie?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I do.

Speaker 13 (25:27):
Have you saved one, Malie? If you somehow if we can.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
Try and get it to you, well, I'll be another
three bucks in the hole or whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Well we made PRIs petul the three fifty now.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
A few search that would I would love to buy
it and I can wear that one with a bit
of pride.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
You can have it for free.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
That's very nice. Well, look, Peter, we're just going to
put you on hold there for a second. You might
not be able to hear us for a sec. We're
just going to have a private word with Mayo.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
That was really nice. I like what you did there,
softened him up. Yeah, you bartered Malley up. You gave
him the free wristband. I think now this is when
we go in for the kill. Okay, we asked for
some political backing. We asked for some government funding. It's
going to help us small business. Should we go in now, Maya?
All right? Okay, all right, let's bring Malie back up.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Hey Malie, we're just we're just speaking, just having a
little business power out there. We're wondering if there's any
scope for some government backing for Mayo's wristbands. Mayors wristbands
dot com pre orders are open now, Okay, what what what?

Speaker 14 (26:34):
What?

Speaker 10 (26:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
What are we thinking?

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Do we want to you know, legend of sort of
institute a compulsory loom loom ban day for everybout Australian or.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
What thinking big there?

Speaker 10 (26:48):
I mean I like that.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I mean I suppose if you were to give us
like ten bucks, that technically counts as government funding because
you are the Premierre.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (26:57):
Okay, we could, we could, we could sort out ten
bucks startup.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, all right, that would proceed. Now just hang there, mate,
We're gonna put your back on a hold for one
more second. Just don't go anywhere. Okay, yeah, thank you.
Mayor is back now, Maya, what do we think? Are
we happy with ten dollars?

Speaker 13 (27:11):
I think we could go a little more.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I think we can drive him a bit fifteen do
you think? What do you think, Mayo? What should we
go for?

Speaker 13 (27:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Twenty dollars but then double it and twenty dollars goes
to the Animal Welfare League and twenty comes to us.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right, I like it.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh no, if we go for that, we'll bring him
back Premio, Peter, Melon, Mouscus is back.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
We've just had a quick chat.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
We're thinking forty twenty to Animal Welfare League, twenty to
the business.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
How does that sound?

Speaker 10 (27:43):
Okay, well, I'll have to take that through the budget
Cabinet committee and the lead up to the June and
state budget. But look, I'm happy to give it my
promandoles to a forty bucks.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh may Yeah, we got doubling funding from the premiere.
Oh good, Oh wow, that's you.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
The animals are happy, We're happy, Mally, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
For joining us this morning. Ah, no worries, Thank god,
see you mate, Thank you very much. If you want
to pre order yours, you can now just go to
our website. Mayer's Wristbands dot Com, Ben and Liam all
the hits, all the variety on Kiss one, O two three.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Bitter bon Jovi, his son Jake bon Jovi is with
Millie Bobby Brown, who's eleven Stranger Things.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And she took his last name, so she's now Millie
Bobby Brown bon Jovi wild name, and they're like twenty one.
They get a kid. It's always nuts when like big
celebrities when their kids marry other celebrities. Like the most
wild one is Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter, Francis
Ban Cobain married Riley Hawk, who's Tony Hawk's son. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
So there's there, there will be a love child of
Kirk Cobain and Tony Hawk.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
That is a cool. Imagine meeting that kid on the
skate park. So they haven't had a kid yet. I
don't know. I don't know where they are at on
that one, but they are. They're married. They're like fully married.
So that kid's gonna have crazy jeans.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's Kirk cobain all voice and Tony Hawk's skating feet,
the grungiest quitable.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
That kid is going to wear a lot of flannel legs.
Thirteen or one oh six five. We want to know
that's hypocritical. If you have a hypocrite story, we want
to hear it because Butters Zach Butter's from put Adelaide
is vindicated after he's gone back to the tribunal overnight
after eight long days and he has been deemed not

(29:54):
guilty after the Portolaide lawyer successfully argued that it was
unpref vasal and it was hypocritical of the tribunal member
who last week was sitting in tribunal and halfway through
got up went to his car via zoom to go
to a property inspection. But this is the hypocritical bit.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Apparently port Adelaide's lawyer was doing it on zoom from
his home, which I suppose is better than being in
the car.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
But the dog was yapping the whole time. So he
was there arguing saying the conduct of operating a motor
vehicle during sorry, guys, gid me keep it down during
the tribunal proceedings was in a prep Sorry, just can
someone get and four follow expected. But I'm so sorry, guys,
I'm so sorry. He actually had to. It's on record

(30:46):
that he had to. He had to go on mute
to remove the dog from the room. He had to
put the car in the shed, the dog in the
car and the shed. Yeah, that's very, very hypocritical. So
we want to know, thirteen or one oh six five,
has someone been a massive hypocrite in your life. I've
got a two hundred and fifty dollars Lorna Jane Voucher

(31:07):
to give away if you get in touch with this one.
We want to hear his stories.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah, we're talking about the Zach Butters situation last week,
and you know, there was a guy in the tribunal
who was driving his cars.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
We were doing that's unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
But now it's all been overturned because the Port Adelaide
lawyer was sort of arguing that, well, that's unprofessional to have,
you know, being a tribunal proceeding whilst being in your car.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
But as he was doing it, his dog was barking
in the back. That's how we're doing this. That's hypocritical.
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Meghan, you're in
your raid, lie, this is your husband. He's a bit
of a hypocrite.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yes, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
How are you very good? Thanks? Megan?

Speaker 9 (31:50):
Good So, Yeah, I had bought my kids a couple
of Crocs flip flops from Kmart, got grumpet for spending
a small amount of money on their shoes. Then he
went and bought himself an eight thousand dollars day bike.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Ah, I like still like calling it got grump that. Yeah,
you got the grumps on.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, I'm sure the crocs didn't cost eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, that's very hypocritical.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
We're on your side there, Megan Elijah, you're in morph bail.
This is your grandma bit of a hypocrite.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Yeah she is.

Speaker 13 (32:23):
She keeps telling me to stop buying useless stuff and
to keep my money. And then I opened the front
door a couple of days later, and what do I see?
Packages and packages of tea mouths.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You were going to say she bought an eight thousand
dollars dirt by that's hypocritical. What kind of stuff is
your nana buying on?

Speaker 13 (32:41):
TMU look glasses that she doesn't need, tall stick as
she doesn't need. There's stuff of the kitchen she doesn't need.
Think we only live in a two bedroom house and
she's got things for spare bedrooms. Cars doesn't even Bakage's
buying baking stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, grandmas go a bit nuts sometimes. My mate eight
Grammar is a sucker for the infomercials. She'll buy like
the ab King Pro or like the if you buy
an hour you get four of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's like this new knife set or like they do
like put your cards in this to stop identity there.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
And people over seventy five is like I need that. Now,
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after the show's finished, there's always Daytime TV. That's right.
Who's always in the massage Dawn Fraser. They've been absolutely
rinsing Dawn and this massage like pod at the moment,
and like looking at the size of the pod, the
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Speaker 3 (36:00):
I was speaking to one of my friends on the
weekend and she was telling me this story about how
when the Clipsel was on. I know, changes names all
the time, but this is when it was Clipsle. She
was living in Sydney and her mum was like you
got to come back. Cold Play are playing and she
was like, seriously, no way, cold Play huge. So yeah,

(36:20):
obviously expensive weekend, a lot of things happening, paid for flights,
got a calm, came back to Adelaide, got to.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
The Clipsel and it was Cold Chisel, who played every year.
So did they just see Cold and the mum saw
She's like, oh my god, cold Player there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I didn't got the wires cross, but I get that
because that happens. I mean, I've told you this.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
But a couple of years ago, my wife and I
and some friends we were in Edinburgh for New Years.
It's like it's Edinburgh Festival.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's like huge and yeah they have big New Years
celebrations and I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers were
playing for only fifty Australian dollars and I was like, guys,
this is nuts. They were playing at the Kelpies, you know,
the big I don't know if you've seen. It's like
the big statues of the horses in Scotland. So like
nice open area. So got tickets and a week before

(37:21):
the event, I realized I'd bought tickets to the Red
Hot Chili Pipers Scotland's premiere bagpiping tribute band.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
What the song are they covering you? I think they're
trying to do Thunderstruck kinda yeah, I guess, yeah, sure
guys the fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, I'd love to put on a festival and it's
like red Hot Chili Pipers are headlining, and it's all
the all the groups that sound like the other groups.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, you do a pre release of tickets, we'd make
a killing. I reckon dyslexic people not paying attention. I
think that's a good business idea.

Speaker 11 (38:05):
Lamb many species eventually return to where they began then
raised on a dairy farm in lower Light.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Liam from Golden Grove. After years of exploring the radio
wilderness across the country, the pair now return to their
original habitat Adelaide.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Dan and Limb in the morning, had i Adelaide?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
You know in a little ad there, how it sort
of talks about your past, Ben, how it used to
be a dairy farmer.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah. What's harder being a dairy farmer or being on
the radio dairy farmer?

Speaker 19 (38:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean similar hours, right, you're up early, yeah,
but the days are way longer on the dairy farm.
Yeah right, But isn't it like it's you know it
some of you going it's a simple life. You know,
you're just you're milk and from the teeth.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I think you're imagining like if you had one cow
it was for your young family. Yeah, yeah, you know,
like I was doing like eight hundred cows an hour. Yeah,
like a road is a big road. Imagine a fairest
Wiel for cows. That's a lot of milk. It's obviously
really fun for them, so they like walk on, they
get some food and they go for a ride around
the fairest Wheel. Prou because vegans hating this conversation, they

(39:24):
liked it because they would they would come on to
the Fairest Wheel and they'd get some grain.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I'm sort of feeling weird about my coffee now. I
wish I got a black one. Okay, Well, moving on,
Hey Ben, do you.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Know what day is? Yeah? It's tooth Day? What are
you saying it funny? Because it's tooth Day? Pooth Day,
that's right, Lane. We have got two tickets to give
away to go see Charlie Pooth live.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
And he's famous for breaking apart his songs and showing
the stems online. So we've been playing this little game
to give the tickets away. Wendy, you're a Morson Lakes.
You're a Charlie Pooth fan. Oh well, happy to day
tooth day to you.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Careful Now, we do have a very famous song here, okay,
and it's just the drums, so we're going to see
if you can pick it just from the drums. All right, okay,
all right, see how you go. Is it doing anything

(40:35):
for you? No? Not really? Did you want to have
a stab in the dark?

Speaker 10 (40:43):
No, I actually have no idea.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
No, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
We'll move on to Bronwen in Golden Grove. Good morning
to you, Bronwen. Would you like us to add a
little bit of bass on top of the drums?

Speaker 17 (40:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Please. It's a very very famous song. I think you'd
know it. You might be kicking yourself after we add
another layer, do you know?

Speaker 12 (41:16):
No, I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Ah, all right, let's move to Renee in Sulisbury Park.
Would you like us to add some guitar on top
of the basin drums?

Speaker 13 (41:25):
Absolutely please.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's an iconic song.

Speaker 14 (41:37):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Ray?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I know, I know songs, can't think it's I it's
every wedding, every wedding you've ever been.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Now it's on the radio. Hey, make sure you call
us thirteen or one oh six five if you want
to in two tickets to go see Charlie Pooth at
the Whatever's Clever Tour across Australia this November. Tickets on
sale this Thursday, Live Nation dot Com. But are you
Vicky in Mowbray Heights.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I've got no idea.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Listen to it, Listen to it, just listen to it
for a second. You're telling me you don't know what
this song is not off the top of my head, Vicky.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Come on, Trisha and Windsor Garden. Surely you've got an
answer for us.

Speaker 13 (42:25):
Yes, itide.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
The Killers, mister Brightside. Of course it is well done.
You won those Charlie Pooth tickets.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Amazing.

Speaker 14 (42:42):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Is it all, Trisha? Let's check your road claim. Yesterday
we were in the kitchen. We were tidying up Sam.
She was like near the sink doing the dishes. I
was wiping down the surfaces and then I heard a little,
a little tink. It was very startled, but I heard it,
and Sam used a few expletives and she was real worried.

(43:06):
What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? Yeah, what happened.
The diamond in her wedding ring fell out, not down
the drain, not down the drain. But we both heard
it hit the floor, big diamond, come on, yeze, flexing
on us. But it was you know when you I

(43:27):
don't know what the word is, but you know some
people have like diamonds in their rings, about like little diamonds. Yeah,
this was the main This was, this was there's only
one diamond, but it's just a big one. Like it's
just a big one.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
It's the one in the claws, the one that holds
your engagement together.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yep. Without that diamond, our wedding, our marriage, your marriage dissolves.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I'm pretty sure you can both legally walk away. So
we both heard it hit the floor. Panic set in.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
And it's tough because in the kitchen it's a fairly
old tiled black and white floor with lots of little
nicks and chips in it. So it was trying to
find a needle in a haystack. And and it's also
it's clear, so you can't see it. Big needle though,
it's pretty big needle, the size of the tennis blot.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
No, of course, a diamond in the cracks, and I
know your kitchen, I know, well, I know that would
be difficult.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
And here's the thing. We started looking for it, and
we were losing hope pretty fast because if it's not
in the immediate.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Area, where is it. Yeah, and you know you got
You got Freddy toddler walking around. Yeah, god knows what
he's eating off the floor.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Well, he was actually asleep and Jean was asleep. Both
the kids were having their naps for the day. So
we were scrambling looking. About half an hour went past.
Freddie wakes up, so Sam, she goes, oh, I'll keep
him out of the kitchen. So then it's just down
to me. I'm scrambling, I'm looking. I know what this
thing's worth. I'm not giving up until I find this diamond.
We both thought where she was standing and must have

(44:51):
hit the floor and gone under the fridge. Oh yeah,
And so I dragged the fridge out. But I was
also worried dragging the fridge out, might it might get
caught under a foot. I move it somewhere else. Wasn't
under the fridge to cut a long story short. I
ended up moving in the middle of the kitchen. It's
a weird layer, but there's like this table in the
middle of the kitchen. I moved the table and I

(45:11):
was patting all the dust bunnies. I was like patting
the little dust bunnies on the I found it. Yes,
sounded diamond, and I was mister hero, Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah, And obviously you've swapped it out for a fake diamond,
and you've cashed in the real diamond.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
And this was all a part of an elaborate plan.
There has no idea.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
When Sam was sleeping last night, you sort of widened
the claws a little bit.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I was curious, though impressive fines this morning on thirteen
one oh six five. If you have a similar story
where you lost a thing, you persevered and then you
found said thing, I'd love to hear it. We have
this story once and I was like, I just didn't
believe the person. But then they ended up sending a
photo in the carrot. The carrot.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah, there was a woman who caught up and she
said she lost her wedding ring and she couldn't find
it for years, or like say, yeah, two years or whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I thought, she said twenty Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
That wouldn't make sense in the context of the story
when you think about it. Oh well yeah, maybe yeah,
because she was like gardening. She lost it gardening, and
they were looking, they're turning over the soil. But this
was like in a like a little veggie patch. And
years later she pulled out a cat like a bunch
of carrots and the ring was like the carrot had

(46:26):
sort of grown inside the ring, almost like the finger
was the carrot.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Like, nah, no, there's just no way I sent a photo.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
They did send a photo, so I don't know if
they got it off of Reddit or it was actually them,
but I mean, truly wild.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Fine, Emily, you're in Port wa Langa. You also had
an impressive.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Find Van Hiley Am.

Speaker 18 (46:46):
Yeah, it was actually my mum's internity ring. She'd lost
it for about a week, came to terms with the
fact that she would never find it again, and then
obviously the following week she caught lit the fire like
the wood fire at our house, and we said, smell
this funky smell coming out of the fire, and she
pulled this piece of paper that she used to light

(47:07):
the fire with and she unraveled it and there was
the ring in the bottom of the paper, right, So
the ring.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Had somehow fallen into the paper last week.

Speaker 18 (47:16):
Yeah, so I guess when she's scrunched it up, the
ring's obviously fallen off her finger and she's just chucked
it in the fire and tried to light it and
then realized a few days later that it had gone
And yeah, she pulled my dad apart. She's like, can't
find my ring. She was in hysterics all wheat. And

(47:37):
then it was cold raining outside, and yeah, she went
to light it again and I was like, what's that smell?
And she went up to the fire and she's like
opened the door and she's like, what's this paste? A
piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
It would have looked like a scene at the end
of the Return of the King when they're throwing the
ring into Meldoom. Sorry, law, I want to loser. Doesn't
even know where they threw it. The ring Doom is
in more door.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
But yeah, come on, technicality, did that put your nose
out of joint?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Maryland? The fact that Ben didn't know where they threw
the ring in on, what did you find?

Speaker 10 (48:15):
Impressient?

Speaker 16 (48:18):
Hello, I've got you lad and clear. All right, Okay, fine.
I go for walks my days and I wear my
Eternity ring, which has five diamonds. So I was walking
this one day and I was going up in here.
I've gone quite away from home, and I was just
fiddling with the ring with my finger and I noticed

(48:39):
that the end diamond had gone and I had no
idea where it was, and there was just an empty
space where this diamond should have been. So I thought,
I'm too there's no way I wanted to find it
on the way home because I.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Walked so far.

Speaker 16 (48:51):
I'm not going to find a diamond. So I came
home and then I emptied the vacuum, did all.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
The stuff around the has that.

Speaker 16 (48:57):
You do to try and find a ring, like you
did crawling around the floor, all that stuff. Anyway, then
I sort of gave up, took it into a juelist
that I used at the Adelaide Market and he said, oh, well,
this is going to cost about two thousand if you
real through the ring and get a diamond. And he said, look,
leave it for a week and just see, you know,
it might turn up. And I'm thinking, yeah, like ever,

(49:18):
So I came home, thought about it thinking about spending
two thousand or making them small or whatever. And I
did some was thing and I was outside hanging o
washing on the line and I looked down and there
between the crack in my papers was my diamond.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Wow, I wanted where behind you marijuana.

Speaker 13 (49:38):
I could not believe it. I was like, oh my god,
that is yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
It would have been like Sniegel finding the ring in
the first film in the bottom of the swamp. There, Stacey,
you're in Andrews fun You seen all your rings I have?
I have good, good, good, good. Well we're not talking
about that the moment. We're talking about impressive fines and
you've had one.

Speaker 14 (50:02):
I have, so good morning. I was on a flight
from Adelaide to Perth and I was wearing a blue
topaz tylogy ring that my parents had bought me for
my twenty first So it was, you know, a really
important ring for me, and you know, I absolutely adored it. Anyway,
I'm on the flight to Perth and I realized that

(50:25):
I'd lost the center stone out of it, and I
was absolutely devastated. So, you know, I had a bit
of a search around, couldn't find it. Spoke to the
hosties because they could see I was really distressed, you know,
and I said to them, you know, I've lost this stone.
My parents bought it for my twenty first It means
so much to me, and you know, I'm so devastated,

(50:47):
and I can't find this stone. It's fallen out, and
I know it was on there before I caught the plane. Anyway,
so we continued on and had our holiday, and you know,
I was I didn't really enjoy it because I knew
I had to go home and see my parents and
tell them, hey, look, you know, I'm really sorry, but
I've lost this stone out of my ring and I'm devastated. Anyway,

(51:08):
when we finished the holiday and you know, went to
catch the plane home. When I got onto the plane,
I don't know how it was it was the same
plane or I don't know whatever. Anyway, you know, I'm
still devastated. And the hosts came up to me and
they said to me, we've got a gift for you.

(51:29):
And I'm like, yeah, right, oh, you know we're away
to top my holiday off. And they said, no, no, no,
You're really really going to like this gift. And I'm like, okay, whatever. Anyway,
they gave me this envelope and they're all crowded around
and I've opened it and the cleaners had found my

(51:52):
topaz and they were presenting it back to me.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
They found there you got you would have felt like
Bilbo Baggins where he found the one reach Secret Staine,
Secret Stain, Secret Stain. All right, now, Liam has timed
his bathroom run very poorly, but he has gone to
the bathroom. So it's just me hosting Secret Stain right now.

(52:15):
And this is exciting because we're actually going to be
speaking to the stain. It's here in the studio with
me now, and we're going to get a clue from
the stain. Let's go to the stain now. Good morning Spain. Wow, wow, wow, wow,

(52:37):
we're actually speaking to the automaster's stain. How are you doing, stayne,
Can we get a clue please to help Adelaide guess
the ten thousand dollars secret Stain. Okay, baby, baby baby,

(53:03):
are you singing Justin Bieber's baby?

Speaker 12 (53:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Did you see his coachell set? Yes? What did you think?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
All right?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Staine? Thank you very much. Wow, that's huge. We just
spoke to the stain and we got another clue Justin
bieber Baby, Hey, sorry, did you speak the stain ladio? Really?
I missed it. You just missed it. Damn secret stain,
Secret stain, secret stain.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
There is a stain on an old car seat in
this very studio. If you would like to see it,
Ben and Liam on the socials, you can see it
there with your own eyes. Also have a bunch of
audio clues. As we said Justin bieber Baby, We've had Beg's,
We've had Somelier tell us it smelt sour, herbal elements, dary.
This is all thanks to Automasters. You can see any
repairs required on.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Your car with autocam video reporting from Auto Master's service
and repair centers called Automasters on one three hundred auto Masters.
Jackie and Eden Hills, we spoke to you earlier this morning.
You've called through ninety two times for.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
This and you finally got through, So please don't waste
your guests.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Do you think you know what it is?

Speaker 13 (54:18):
I think I'm fairly confident, but I don't want to
be too confident about it.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah, all right, go for it.

Speaker 11 (54:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (54:28):
Is it creamy blue cheese?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Creamy creamy blue cheese?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I mean I did tongue punch the stain a couple
of weeks ago. Old blue Cheese would probably make your gag.

Speaker 13 (54:44):
Yeah, and it also sounds like Beingee's.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And geez blue cheese.

Speaker 13 (54:50):
Oh yeah good, yeah, yeah yeah, and also also some
people into them singing.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
One of the lyrics from the song Shanela is life
going nowhere.

Speaker 13 (55:01):
Somebody helped me.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Not people kind of seeing life going nowhere.

Speaker 13 (55:04):
Some blue Cheese helped.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Me, Like yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what
you've done there, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I love where your head's at.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
You called ninety two times, but unfortunately it is not
the right answer.

Speaker 17 (55:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Sorry, try as many times as you want, though, Louise,
you're in green with do you think you know what better?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Myself's secret stain is for ten thousand dollars, I'm hoping,
so go for it.

Speaker 13 (55:27):
Okay, hopefully it's baby formula?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Is that because of Justin Bieber? Baby?

Speaker 10 (55:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
And staying live?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
You got baby's need formula to stay alive. Both of
the things work. I like when people are showing a
clear thought process so they're not just shooting from the hip.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
All right, Oh sorry, Maddie, you're in Woodside. You've heard
all the clues we've done extra ones in the Ben
and Lamb podcast. People can head there. You just heard
justin Bieber's Baby. Do you think you know what our
secret stain is?

Speaker 13 (56:00):
Hey, Van and Liam, I reckon it's Ben and Jerry's
chop chip ice cream.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
And how does that time justin Bieber Baby?

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Well, I just think I reckon it is. Me and
my husband have been sitting here, not in an hour,
and I reckon it is.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
So you're kind of just like, you know, you're not
even thinking about the clues. You're just looking at the stain.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Yeah, just looking at it.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
He sent me a screenshot we's talked about. I'm like, yep, K,
this is what it is.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yeah, it's kind of going against what I literally just said,
you are going clues whatever, this is what I think.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I'm sticking with her.

Speaker 13 (56:30):
I can feel it my gut.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I can feel it my gut made he guess what what? Sorry,
Emma in rose Water? What do you reckon?

Speaker 17 (56:40):
It is?

Speaker 20 (56:41):
Good morning? I reckon it is herban garlic cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
And how does that tie into our clues?

Speaker 13 (56:47):
Well, this morning's clue kind of threw me, but I
stuck with my guests, but I reckon it's bee cheese,
not Beg's.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Ah yeah, yeah, I see where you're at. Okay, well
I like the guests, but unfortunately not Let's move to
limn and powerful gardens.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 19 (57:05):
Okay, I thank you Ben a Liam, but I think
it is cottage cheese and chibes because in the Beaver family,
cottage cheese is one of their staples and tribes relating
to the bgs.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah, okay, yep, yep, yep. All right, you've also thought
about it.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
It's in that sort of dairy herbs sort of space
as well, which are so elier.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Nick Stock said he was smelling. So you're on the
right track, but unfortunately also not right. Let's see if Cassandra.

Speaker 13 (57:39):
Hivan a Liam Bill can do it.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Do you think you know what it is?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
I think?

Speaker 14 (57:44):
So?

Speaker 20 (57:45):
Is it a spud way from subway like with the
shower cream and you know all the.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Toppings spud way? Yes, so run us through a spudway.
What is a spud way?

Speaker 20 (57:58):
It's basically a jacket potato. But now I subway subway.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Now off of that, I didn't know they did spud ways.

Speaker 20 (58:05):
Yes, I didn't know either until this morning.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, well sour cream. Of course you could have some chime,
some sort of herbs in there.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah, of course. I know that Subway did do the
subdog for a limited time, which Lean was partial to.

Speaker 14 (58:19):
I didn't even know that.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I know they did a subdog. It was a foot
long hot dog crammed in a barn. I ate my
body weight subdogs. Lean they ate of them because he's
eight foot very tall. I am. I am pretty talk Sandra.

Speaker 10 (58:35):
If you didn't know, I'm pretty sure you are.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Well, maybe you could get leg extending surgery if you
won ten thousand dollars. So spud Way, I like though
that we're getting off the wall. We're getting creative with
our guesses, and that's what we're gonna need. We're gonna
need to think out of the box if someone's going
to be winning this ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
If you want to get that edge, make sure you
listen to our secret podcast. There is a clue in there.
Just search Benlaum wherever you get your podcasts from. You'll
find that. And then tomorrow eight am and then again
after nine am. Is your next chance is to have
a guest without ten thousand dollars secret staying, and that's