April 21, 2026 • 46 mins
On today's episode:
- No roadworks last night
- Did you put your foot in it?
- Stainley the stain is back
- Calling Clare to see if she’s still listening
- Liam’s KIIS 1023 Song
- 610 Quiz: Adamantium
- Calling Anna out for winning too many prizes
- Now Scott wants the tickets
- What’d you steal from work?
- Another flick the bean entrant
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMS.
(00:24):
Their name is are Ben and Leo?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hi there podcaster?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, Hello, hello to you, Hello before we get to
the podcast listener on the pods Liam, who's going to
be Ben to? I believe Bell's calling them as we speak.
A couple of pod squad posts I can get to.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh yeah, wonderful, let's do that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Craig has posted a guest for the Secret Stain said
call up tomorrow and enjoy the cash Adelaide. And then
he's posted a picture of Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip
cookie dough ice cream.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
We've had that, guess.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And then in the comments there are Mark has tied
in the clues BG's b n G Ben and Jerry's.
Ben's spoiled, Jerry's j b G's Ben. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it's wrong. Are we saying we're confirming that it's wrong?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Well, yeah, because Ben and Jerry's everyone knows that Jerry
it's a jerry with a j yep.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Incorrect, Not right, Craig, not right, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There is a fair few posts to get through, but
just I'm just trying to skim and read.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Some of the shorter ones.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, just give us the top.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Jared said, I know, beneleem ate like eighteen piles or
something at the gather around the thorns.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
But how many did blie?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I mean that's just a usual weekend be sneaking in
those those famous meat pies.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We have got Benny. Now, who joins us for the podcast?
Are you doing Bend?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Ben?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Pretty good, thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A couple of Ben's chopping it up. Yeah, I'm here too, Ben. Hello,
how are you? Yeah? Very well, very well. I think
you're our first podcaster from Adelaide.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, awesome, Honor.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah man, we're about to Adelaide. I like you. I'd
like you. Yeah, yep, yep. Nice. So you're a you're
a Northern Suburbs kind of ladder as well?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
What do you do for work? Benny?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Work at a.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Right which was which was etzit back in the day.
My grandfather Lionel did many a year at I.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Had a small phase there probably around year nine. Were
already want to be at school and I knew how
to get a job, so I was like, I'm going
to be a linesman. I want to work in the
power lines because I went to a career's day and
I remember the guy at the career's day told me
it paid really well, so I was like, I got
to do that.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course a linesman someone who puts
power lines up, not someone who's doing the flag on
a football game.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's right now, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So yeah, what's what's on the job today? What do
you got any any transistors? Any what are you working on?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
No? No, I'm actually out doing some orders today, So
pretty crazy day for myself really.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
So when you say ordered, do you mean like what
are you ordering?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Well, I actually work in the vegetation depart ower and
I go around make sure basically the trees are far enough, like.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, bushwise, gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's how important job, especially with summer fast approaching. I'm
saying that because I know we've got winter to get through,
but it would be nice if it was here again.
To be fair, though, nice day today. Top of twenty
seven and adelaide at the minute.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Hey, Benny, have you got any I'm asking everyone this
at the moment. I'll stop doing this eventually, but just what.
It's early days of the pod. Have you got any
pros cons things to work on?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Well? I did mention in the pod squad about how
the pod it would just finish, but you guys have
rectified that. You've got the that's it and the fart
noise loving it. I don't know. It's great to have
you back on the airways.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I appreciate it. Bennie. Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Can we put you down for a kiss, bucket art
or for a magnet?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I'm going to have to get a magnet.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Speaking of there's some business I wanted to get to.
We'll leave you there, Bennie. Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Can we going in one? Belle Jackson?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh, she was talking pretty.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Slow to the gong, pretty slow to the gong today.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Bell, Hello, look we're talking about the magnets. Yeah, wonderful. Yeah.
Look now I'm not going to take a finger for this.
In the podcast.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Still here, I did a parody song which Ben you
gave me some kudos for you enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The boss enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Can I just tell ben' so Ben still hanging there?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
If you want to hang around, you can hang around.
Otherwise you can go if you're busy.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, no, no worries.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
A hold there unnecessarily if you've got.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Stuff to do, but I'll get if you can, just
send through your postal address and the d MS, Ben
will pop you down for the magnet.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Thanks, thanks, any, thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
But whilst we were doing the parody, you were giving me.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Sort of looks as if to say you were disapproving
of it. Yeah, I know I was. It was like,
oh wow, like I you.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Know, worked so hard, and of course in ten who
does the audio here we were in the booth there
slogging it out, you know yesterday.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yeah, it would have been nice to have like a
musical mind in there, maybe in the booth while you're
doing it, because the count for the lyrics was so off.
It was it wasn't disapproval, look, it was it was disappointed.
It was just yeah, because it could have been so
much better. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Sick one.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, Well, as I said, I'm not going to take
a finger bell, But what we're going to do is
we're going to enjoy the podcast, and then as a
special bonus at the end, I'm going to sing the
first verse and then you're gonna have the lyrics in
front of you, and then you're gonna do it how
you would go. And if it's better, you keep your
finger and I'd take another one.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I could have one of my old fingers back that.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, as I said, I live next to a surgeon.
We'll get it. We'll get it.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Of course you do combak brivate.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mate, get I get a good eye adelaide.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We're halfway there. It's Wednesday, currently nineteen degrees warm.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, I said a bit better last night.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
You know, yesterday I was saying there's roadworks at the
front of my house, and I said, I wish they
had night mode to put on the trucks.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
We were reversing, we were taking no chances.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Last night, my wife Sarah asked we could move the
mattress into.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
The laund room near the kitchen at the house.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yeah, So we did that, and they had they had
the night off last night, so basically slept in their
kitchen for nothing. And I said, should we move the
mattress back, and she said, we can't risk it, so
we're just going to be sleeping there for the next week.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They land that's kind of exciting. I remember when I
was a kid in summer when it got really hot.
It's obviously the houses that just designed the way they're designed.
You'd get really hot the bedrooms first, so you used
to push all the mattresses down to the land room,
turn the agastron and you'd sleep in there and make.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Thoughts sweet wrestling as well. They Oh, yeah, you had
a brother. You were the younger brother though, so I imagine
you were the one getting tombstones mostly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Absolutely, Yeah. Dad would get involved. Yeah, it was good
to wrestle. Dad was the undefeated Jen thirteen one oh
six five. Did you put your foot in it? Because
I did over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Ben. You know, I'm a pretty confident, outgoing guy. Yep.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Safe to say you're more introverted. I'm more extroverted. If
there's a party on, you're not there, I'm they're trying
to talk to everyone that's us.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And that's why this works.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah, because I do the talking for both of us.
So I was at one of my best friend's thirtieth
on the weekend, and they were recently in Thailand because
a friend of a friend got married, which is exciting.
I know them, but like, you know, I wasn't at
the wedding, so I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Know them that well. And I've walked up to a
girl at the party.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I said congrats, and she was like, you know, she
sort of seemed to be confused, but she's like, oh, thanks,
And then I was like, how is Thailand And she
was talking about how great Thailand was, and then I said,
and how's married life treatment yea, and she said, I'm
not married. And I realized who I thought was the
friend of the friend's new wife was in fact my
(07:57):
good friend's ex girlfriend, who i've met many times ah
have also been on a weekend away with. And in
my defense, they look kind of similar and I haven't
seen them for like a year.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay, but it was the worst thing ever. It was icky. Yeah,
it was. And and as I said, because I'm an
extroverted guy, rather than be oh my god, I'm so sorry,
I apologize. But then to smooth it over, I thought
I just talked to her for like another ten.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
So like I was like, I was, and I was
just sort of dying on my ass, just being like,
oh my god, I can't believe I've done that. And
I was just like yeah, Thailand, Yeah, and then like
and then the food kept coming over and I kept
being like goods hanging is so good. And then like
later in the night, I sort of word had spread
around of what I'd done, and I sort of went
(08:45):
up to her and I apologized again, and she was like, yeah,
you ate like force lives.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I was like, I was.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Just like, maybe if I talk long enough, she'll forget
that happened. But that's not what happened. I just I
made an awkward thing even more.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Awkward, and now you're telling it, and now I'm telling
it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Leanne, you're in tranmea tell us you put your foot
in it.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
I was given a lovely gift vibrating slippers, and I was.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Like, wow, you really much to kind.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Of need excitement in my life. Anyway, in the end,
I took the present and said thanks very much. And
a couple of months ago, I catch up with him
for coffee and I said we were talking about presents,
and I said, someone gave me this random battery operated
vibrating slippers, and it was actually fam that gave it
(09:41):
to me.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, what idiot would get me that? Huh, Yeah, you
put your foot in it there, Joe, you're in prospect.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I'm not just And I went to a light gallery
and I was walking through and looking at all the
paintings and all that, and some paintings were you know,
so so, and there was a woman in attendance, and
I went up to anosis, maybe you could tell the
person that painted those paintings that they need a few
more lessons.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
She didn't talk to me, brutal Joe.
Speaker 12 (10:19):
They were hers.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, well we didn't gather that thank you for you call.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She's like, well, Joe, I'm on the wall when you're
not mate.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, Caitlyn joins us.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Now, Caitlyn, did you put your foot in ITHI.
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Guys, I worked in an office and we had two
Steve's in the office, and one of them had a
lazy eye, so everyone behind his back, just to identify
between the two, called him one eyed Steve. Anyway, Oh gosh.
I called the office one day and Steve answers the phone,
(10:52):
and I thought it was normal. Steve, I say, can
I believe speak to one eyed? I guess that's me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Because he had one on the chips and one on
the dips.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Poor Stee, great story, Kayler.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Secret Staine, secret stain, secret stain.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yep, secret stain.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Time.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Ten thousand dollars up for grabs, all thanks to auto masters.
Liam is not here. He's actually ducked out to take
a quick phone call. But I'll tell you who is here.
I'll tell you who is here for stayin himself, Stainley,
are you doing mate?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
People are gonna have guesses trumpin ten thousand dollars. I
thought you could tell people if they were right or wrong.
Stanley Terence, Okay, great. They have given out a whole
bunch of clues. I want to go through all of them.
But Beg's staying alive justin Bieber Baby. There is a
special podcast up in the Bedlem feed where we go
(12:09):
through all of the incorrect guesses, all of the clues
in detail. If you haven't heard that, definitely go and
check it out. Nat joins us now in Mount Gambia.
Are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Hello? How are you very good?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Hang? Hi Stanley?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Nat?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What is your guess? What are you thinking?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
My guess is Mac saucey?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Perhaps that an easy Max sauce?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
An easy Max sauce?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
No?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
No, no, no, a Mac Burger sauce.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Oh like a big Mac?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay, Stanley, are you big Max sauce?
Speaker 10 (12:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Now, I'm sorry, Nat.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Shari in angle Vaiale, what's your guess for our secret
staying worth ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 14 (12:57):
Hi, guys, we're thinking it's baby sued like a puade
legs with chicken and rice.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Come?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
No, We've already had that, Shari, Thanks for playing though.
Julie in Malala, you just played footy out there?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Are you doing, Julie?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Good morning? How are you alight?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Stanley, Julie, what's your guest?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Okay? I think it's a dish called kuchoo a pee pey,
which is a cheese and pepper pasta dish.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Pause.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I think Stanley asked you to repeat your guests.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Julie.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Oh, it's a dish called kachoo e p pay, which
is a cheese and pepper pasta dish.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is unhinge?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Is it? Is it that?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Stanley? I'm sorry, Sulie.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Good guess though.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's definitely unique we haven't had that yet, Stanley. Mate,
you can leave because Liam's coming back in now. Actually,
good timing, mate, you just missed.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
All the guesses. Oh really didn't get it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Or no one got it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Right?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Maybe this is your first time listening to Bet and
I on Kiss one, O two three. Look, we're a
pretty new show. We're only like thirteen odd shows in.
I mean, we've done a show together for years, but
we're new here. And last week all the other radio
shows they were on holiday. So we're getting people to
call in if we're not their regular show, and we
saved all those people's numbers and we've been calling them
(14:39):
back now that the other regular shows are on to
see if they have still been listening to us, to
give them a little test.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So we have another number punched in. Let's see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
They said they were going too, so let's find out.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Hello, Oh, okod, how are you doing good? Do you
know who this is?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (15:02):
This is Ben?
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Well die yea it is Oh Claire. You called last
week because you said you normally listened to another radio
station they were on holidays, so Ben and I wanted
to call just to make sure you're still listening this
week when everyone's back.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I have been absolutely okay, okay, because it sounds like
you may not have been.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Can you name one thing that we've done this week?
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Mmm?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
You did this week questions this morning, which I was
listening to.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Okay, did you mean the sixteen quiz?
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:32):
That one, that's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I can't poke any holes in your story so far,
so that's all we've got to go off.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
Really Yeah, and I wasn't listening really good, but I
wasn't listening to you.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Okay, all right, Google, We just know Claire that we
may call again at some point in the next seven days.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Okay, I'm going to have to get on board, aren't I.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I thought you were already on board.
Speaker 14 (15:59):
I am on board, but I was listening to more.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
He turned it down when we start talking all the
guys on boring you and everyone else.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
All right, Claire, Well look, I'm glad. I think I
think we can count that as a win. I think
we've still got.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Your ears, but I'm not going back. No, that's what
we want to hear. Good on you, Claire, will let
you go.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
You're doing well.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Thank you very convincing, is it No, Well, this is
the thing.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Then I think we really need to start driving that
new audience.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We need to win Audelaide over one and two three.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
We need to tell people about the rebrand and the
new breakfast show. And I think I'm going to be
able to do that through the power of song.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Next you bring your guitar in, I'm going to sing
a song. Next. It's going to win everyone over. The
next time we call class like, yeah, I've been listening
ever since that song.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I can't get out of my head.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
So good Kiss one O two three, Ben, you are Ben,
I am Liam, And we really need to drum that
into people's heads. I feel because this station was called
Mix for a long time. Now we've changed to Kiss.
You know we're here now. We used to be on
another station. We've moved around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We understand it can be a bit confusing. It is,
and we want to let Adelaide know that we hear
from six to ten week days to entertain. We want
people to call up thirteen one oh sixty five. We
want people to listen.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
And I was thinking, Ben, perhaps we could convince people
to listen to us through songs one O two three.
We used to be Cool Mix.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Now we have rebranded to Kiss, Ben and Me. You
can hear us daily on your radio in York.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Oh KISO two three should be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Daily highlight s.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Move over from the station's pus Secret Stane all thanks
to Automasters.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You could win ten thousand dollars this.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Morning on.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
KIS two three.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
That's what you're listening to the all news station here.
Give us a call thirteen one O six five, try
a lot one O two three for go over from
Jody and Hazy. Also Bernie Bell and M. G.
Speaker 16 (18:34):
Rud Is.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Analys as well. Please don't listen to anything but oh
Kiss one O two to three, Quit the ban and
secrets Sane sixteen quiz.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Selling risk bands for me.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
We can't gather around saw every game and eight nine
pies along the way off for fun on our new home.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And if that doesn't get it through your head, I
don't know what we're.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Ben and Lamb.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
We're on Kiss one or two three, and Automasters are
doing a thing with us, the Secret Stain.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
If you're trying to remember which ones we are with
the ones that do parodies.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
And acts like a stain. People people call us a stain. Yeah,
it's confusing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Hard to forget though. Well that's it. It's a sea.
Good morning to your Scotting glenside. What are you doing
up so early?
Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm just I'm listening to you guys and enjoying my
double shot espresso at the moment.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah you need it, Scott.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I hope that's a ricker coffee you have in there right?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
Well, I hope so I made it myself. It's not
too bad.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I've had better, but you know.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
It's like it's pretty good for a home coffee.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
If it's a reckon then we'll have to get you
some ricca beans mate. We've also had a competition called
Ben Leam's Flick the Bean. Don't if you've heard that.
We'll get to that. I've heard that later on this morning.
But right now to sixteen quiz. Three questions in front
of you and a prize. It's Earth Day today. Can
you name the planet? It has rings hovering around it?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Satin?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Very well done, Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I was taken up a job with the ticketing platform
Humanitics as head of Impact. Seems like a bit of
a beat up as Wolverine. What are his famous claws
made out of.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Are they made out of like normal nails?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Stuff?
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Like what traditional nails are made of?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, actually, you know what, technically, if you're going by
the law of X Men, it is actually bone and
it is actually bone, and then he has an operation
and they put adam antium in there.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I suppose technicality, we can play it. Adam was the
answer we were, of course looking for bone.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Would make sense if you're answering it as kid wolverine.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yep. Okay, you're very, very wise with your X Men law. Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
There are engagement rumors of Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Do you know who Zoe's daddy.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Is, mister Zoe?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
No, No, that's not Zoe Kraviat's dad's name. Let's move
on to Anna in Mawson Lakes. Do you know who
Zoe Kravitz's dad is.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Lenny Kravat.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Here in Adelaide in November.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I saw him. The car race, whatever we're calling it now,
seems to change for a year.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I feel like you said that car race every day
this week and we still know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I still refer to it as clips or I don't
think they're sponsored in the ten years, what is it?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Is it super Loop?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
It was super Adelaide five hundred.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, it was super Loop after clips all and then
it became something else all together.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Keep up with the branding.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I think most people in Adelaide just call it clips
or Anna's dropped off.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
The line, Juice Belle, do you know what it's called?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I wasn't it the Adelaide five hundred Yeah, it's unsponsored.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeah, yeah, maybe we can sponsorous yeah, Ben and Williams
car big Car. All right, Well yeah, look, Anna will
send you along to the drama at Palace Nevou Cinemas.
We're just doing our sixteen quiz and Anna in Mowson Lakes.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
You won.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You got the last question right, but a little bit awkward, Anna,
Something's just happened on our end, but we need to
fill you in. Okay, okay, So you won that four
pass to see the drama at Palace Neva Cinemas and
we put it in to give you the prize, and
then there's this deny message came up on the screen.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Wow, and it says like this is not us, this
is just the system.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
It says you're not allowed to win a prize until
May this year, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And then because you've won so many prizes on Kiss.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Which is which, my god, which is good.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I mean, we appreciate you calling up Kiss one O,
two three because then and I were like, what is
like we have to put this thing in the system,
and then so it gives it to you and we're like,
we're trying, and it just kept saying deny, deny, deny.
So if you want, we can, would you like us
to call you back in eleven days to give you
a prize? Sure?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Okay, a plan. We can do that because we can.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
See obviously you won Robbie Williams Britpop tickets the other day.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That'll be good. Also, a double passed Decludo the play.
Have you seen that yet? Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Good?
Speaker 9 (23:51):
Oh my god, it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I bet eighty dollars cash. What did you spend that on?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Probably a petrol Yeah, Harry Styles Together Together tour?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Has that been around yet? That's that's later in the year,
isn't it.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
That's late in the Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Nice, nice, So that'd be good for you. You had
a double pass for Wicked for good?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Was it as good as the first one?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yes, this is impressive. What about the Running Man movie?
You won four tickets to that?
Speaker 15 (24:23):
Yeah, that wasn't that great.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You can't win them all.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Did you enjoy the Haunted House at the Royal Show?
Speaker 15 (24:32):
Oh yeah, I'm a I'm a games buffer person, so yeah,
that was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
On in their life three times, very funny.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Oh my god, he was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
But guys, I'll do this to support you.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Yeah, I love listening to you and like the radio station.
And it's not obviously the bonus is a price, but
I love to be a part of it and it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Nice words, and are you also smell nice? And I
bet that's because of that. Yulia Fragrance Voucher, you won
a couple mounts Ago, so.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
We can away. We are the all seeing eye. We
keep track of all the prizes you won.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
But you can call as many times as you want
and you can win again from may so speak to you.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Then good on, yah Anna.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
You're listening to Kiss one, O two three, the Home
of Amazing Prizes.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Earlier were doing the sixteen quiz Anna one. We couldn't
give her a prize because she's won far too many
on Kiss, so she's banned until May.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Apparently that's the system saying that, and.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So we had to give her that bad news that
we couldn't give her the movie tickets. She had four
tickets to go see the drama. Now this is where
it gets interesting, because we told her that, she took
it like a chance.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
She said, no worries.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Now you don't know if you don't ask, because Scott
has given us a buzz.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Scott, why have you called Nate?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 9 (25:48):
I just thought, as I was second in line and
I legit sat Anna won the reason, I thought, good
luck to Anna wild done Anna. But then I've heard,
obviously you say that due to fifteen issues and winning
too many prizes, she was banned till the eleventh of
the fifth yep, I thought, well I would just ring back,
kiss and say, hey, I was.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Next in line.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Does that mean?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Does that mean the tickets?
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And does that mean I was done a chance?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I think that's fair. I think you get the tickets, Scott.
We're happy to give them to you.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Excellent.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Thanks, have a lovely dame.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
No you too, mate, I can see you haven't won
anything since ed Sheer and Loop earlier this year.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Was that good to I don't even think I won
that I competed. I don't think I got ed Sheering
Loop tickets. I haven't won for ages.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You got the ninety dollars cash, though I did get
the ninety dollars.
Speaker 17 (26:35):
That's all right, Scott, while you enjoyed the movie Mate
Kiss one or two three with Bean and Liam thirteen
one oh six' Five, liam this, morning we want to
know what did just steal from?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Work Because madge is absolutely in the news steal after
Her coachella set With Sabrina carpenter they performed Together history
because madd just jumped onto The gram and said that
(27:10):
someone that outfit she's, wearing like a purple number that
has been stolen from.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Backstage someone's Stolen madonna's.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Outfit and the reason it means a lot to her
is because twenty years ago she wore that at her
First coachella.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Set feels like.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Someone's just flogged it, backstage, Right, yeah, absolutely and they'll
probably sell it for an Absolute motza thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Five what have you stolen from? Work, well she said
on The. Gram these aren't just. Closed these are part
of my. History other archival items from that same era
was stolen on the night as. Well so someone's rubbing
their hands, together.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Going what a score this?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Is it's had a field.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Day you stole some astro turf from our last. Job,
yeah but, AstroTurf, like no one's going to miss.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
That, Yeah i'm in. Producer bell Stolen, edge you're in.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Record people missed that it was signed as, well it
was signed By. Age it's kind of, yeah it's even
worse that we don't work there.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Anymore, Yeah bells also stolen all of our, akros just,
quietly Our Australian Commercial Radio.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Awards which we worked really hard, for super. Hard SO
i don't know when they're going to be making their way.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Back in the three of them as. Well more than,
most they don't mean much now because those wards have actually.
Crumbled they don't even exist. Anymore, jason you're A Manapara.
West what did you fat from?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Work?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Yeah SO i used to work at.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
An abatoire quite a few years ago and had never
did loin chops.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
There SO i had to do the mission impossible and
cut up all these loin chops one night and ended
up taking.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Him about three hundred dollars where for loin chops and
did the boys around had a big?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Barbecue love?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
That and where where would you put a loin chop
when you're smuggling out of an?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Avatar? Oh, MATE i had to do a mission impossible
and basically put a bag underneath the saw and then
sneak it out through the factory and out to my.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Locker off we, go we're, HOME.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I, suppose because you're, like no, way like undred percent smell.
Up but Then i'm, like it is an. Avatar, yeah it's,
yeah there's probably a meat smell. Everywhere good, Only, Jason
thank you very. Much taralia joins us In. Plimpton what
did you steal from, Work, Tarlia.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
HELL i used to work in age care during the,
pandemic AND i would.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Take a few rolls of toilet paper each. Day, okay
and that's and that's probably one of the better things
you could steal from an aged care. Facility, yeah you,
know at least you're not putting anyone's nose out of.
Joint it's not like you're taking from the.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Elderly it was more just that you just wanted a
couple of extra poo tickets at home because they're impossible
to get from the.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Shop my worry would be, though at an age care,
FACILITY i don't think they'd be spending a lot of
the money that they have on good QUALITY.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Tp you, know, no it was a quality but, yeah
and without being entirely. Ages obviously not all of the
toilet job there are being done in the. Toilet, yeah
that's just a natural way of. Life we're all going
to go that way at some. Point, YEAH i, mean
so they could probably spare a Few, yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Well a lot of my Incontinental so then that's a.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Difference incontinent is when you, can't but in. Continent continental
sounds like that's a nice dish from around the. World
that's it's, hotel isn't. It, yeah your hotel Into. Continental lucky.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Tell anyone who said, THAT i don't.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Worry, Yeah i'm sure no one heard. It we won't
replay that to day Thirty kiss one or two three
With ben And. Lane if you're driving to work this,
morning or maybe you're already at work and you're feeling
a bit, tired get yourself A ricker, Coffee.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah fresh from the, roast made and loved in, there
say grab a bag of ross a boy And Rundle
street roast Or Henley sunset from Selected drag stores.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Today please.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Copya coffee, Now, liam that intro has been a point
of contention for.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You we put a little bit more auto tune over the.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Radio.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Edit, yeah still not fixing these.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
PIPES i, uh, look you can enter now kiss one
or two to three dot com DOT a you bet
AND i could be calling you if you, Answered ben And,
LIAM i want to flick the, bean then you could
be coming.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
To Drag supermarket with us. Tomorrow you're gonna be flicking
a coffee bean at a. Target if you land, it
you can be in two thousand dollars, cash A Doctor Coffee,
hates one coffee, machine and a year's supply of record coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Beans all, right we have got somebody's number punched.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
In let's see if they can do.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
It ben And, LIAM i want to flick the.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Bean, Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Liam that means you're in the drawer for. Competition flicked the.
Bean thanks To Ricky coffe're gonna be come To drake's
this later this week flicking a coffee bean too a
target if you can reach, it two thousand dollars cash
And Doctor Coffee hates one coffee.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Machine and a year's supply for rick of coffee. Beans
that's freaking.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
AWESOME a lean, now maybe at home in your spare,
time and maybe get a coffee bean and just practiced
flicking the bean at.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Home, Okay i'm Sure i've got no problems with, alright
oh my.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
God, Okay, well we'll leave you to it and look
forward to meeting you At drake's later this.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Week, Liam i've not been this excited for a sequel
Since anchorman two was. Announced they just ANNOUNCED i Am legend,
too eh huh.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
AH i MEAN i liked the first, one BUT i
don't Like Will smith that much.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Anymore, yeah he has ruined his good, name hasn't. HE
i mean everyone loved him and then Obviously.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
SLAPGATE i wonder if in the second one he's just
walking around us slapping slapping.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Zombies they're running An wi's. Name, actually didn't he low
up at the end of the first.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
One, no it's actually really interesting because there's the there's
the cinematic.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
ENDE i just, realized because there's the hand grenade in the.
Lab sorry to ruin. It you've not seen the First Iron.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
LEGEND i don't want to get two down the rabbit
hole in this. Movie BUT i do like there's two
there's an alternate, ending.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Like you you depending on WHAT dvd you, get you
get like a different.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Ending, no it was when they they originally they had
finished the movie and then they were screening it to
testing audiences and the audience was voting that they didn't
like the, ending so then they reshot the alternate ending
and that was the one that got put onto all the,
DVD's i. Believe but the way it ends with the
way it ends is he blows it himself up and
saves the lady and the. Child that's how he takes
(33:41):
out all the zombies in the. Lab but the way
it was supposed to actually end is because he's got
the zombie that he's doing tests, on but the main
oupha zombie that's his, wife and you're supposed to think, that,
oh actually he's the, monster not the, monster because the
monsters trying get his wife back because he's like doing
tests on this zombie and he's he's supposed to be,
like oh, no the whole Time Will.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Smith was There's Will smith's going to be in An
iron legend two is What i'm, Saying, WELL.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I guess maybe he survived the. GRENADO i don't. Know
is he like a, zombie is like a half blown up?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Zombies maybe Boy kibble it's taking the world by.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Storm, basically it's a, minimalist high protein, meal.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Easy.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
CHEAP a guy will look at it and, say, hell,
yeah it's ground beef and. Rice, basically, yep you could
give it to a. Dog it's a bit of a
phenomenon at the.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Moment.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Online, man a lot of men just eating this just
because it's easy meal prep if they're going to the
gym or.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Whatever AND i get that it's a simple.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
MEAL i, Mean i'm sure there's there's, meals some meals
that you would make that your wife would maybe turn
her nose up at.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Lean when you first start talking about Boy, KIBBLE i, thought,
NO i don't have a Boy kibble meal BECAUSE i
like cooking AND i like making nice. Meals BUT i
DEFINITELY i have a Boy kiple. MEAL i actually had it.
YESTERDAY i have probably three times a week Where i'll
get a four twenty five gram tin of.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Spring water.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Tuna i'll dump that into a bowl and Then i'll
put salt and pepper on. It young lemon juice and olive,
oil AND i was eating it's more like sort.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Of cat, food but it. Is, yeah that's exactly that
is exactly what that.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
IS i alwould eat a whole bowl of. That, yeah high,
protein minimal. Prep takes two minutes to make. It, yeah
And i'll eat the whole. Bowl thirteen one oh six.
Five if you've got to go to man, meal maybe
you want to dob someone.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
In maybe this is.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yours my dad made this a few times growing. Up
he would just have like mashed potatoes and then just
stick sausages in the top of. It, oh, hedgehog like
a hedgehog. Mine then maybe this is a bit fancy
because there's a couple more. Elements you, know how you
get those mountain, wraps if you know there's like sort
of really thin wraps that always. Crumble you get one of.
Them you just load it with chicken. Breast you put
(35:57):
a bit of curry paste in up the.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Jar. One he just put it curry paste in there.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
And just truck some low fat cheese and then you
just grill that bad, boy and you've Got you've got your.
Protein there's some fats in, there bit of, carbs so
you're hitting all your main.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Groups, yeah it tastes. Amazing, yeah it's better than going. Out,
yeap it takes like two. Minutes but your wife turns
the nose up at it to go what is?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That what do you?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Want you got going on over? There leave?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Me leave me?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Alone, nat you're a morph About this is your. Grandpa
he's got a simple man.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Meal, yeah good, morning be a.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Liam sorry you ready for?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
This oh, Yeah i'm? Ready all?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Right really chuck.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Hoold toast from the choka Like chris coast, yep colds
cheese and throw it on you and whatever deli meat
he's got in the.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Fridge i'll put A deli lean on top. Too yeah all,
right N i rate that all.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Right, Now i'm going to give you a two hundred
and fifty Dollars Lorna Jane Voucher oh.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Wow, thanks, yeah, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Sure, yeah you could get some workout. Gear your, granddad,
Dad my dad also does. That who have like who
makes sandwiches with like it'll be like white, bread like
a stack of girkin like basically the whole jar and
then just the thickest slice of cheese about it all
and then he puts mayonnaise and on top of, that
and then.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
This was like and who have like raw brown? Onion
not even red? Onions what do you?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Try?
Speaker 5 (37:18):
LIKE i think it's because he can't. Smell it's like
he just needs to punch in the senses to taste. Something,
jeanette you're in gone.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Now this is your. Husband what's his simple meal that he?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Loves it's his husband and his whole family they love
bung freak sliced, up datted and fried.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
In the f whoa heard of?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
That oh, wow, yeah she's ACTUALLY i feel like bung
freds now that you've said.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It Very South.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Australian isn't that quite? Creative, though a bit of bung
frits they batter it and they fry it. Up, yeah, yeah,
right that that actually sounds. Good, heather you're in green
With this is your grandpa as. Well what's his basic
meal that he?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Froths?
Speaker 10 (37:55):
Dreams basic meal was butted bread with like a try
kind of dip on, top.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Slashed potato and raw.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
ONION i can smell it from. Me you can have
a sausage roll from the.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Shops you can spend a bit of, Money, lauren this
is your husband's basic.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Meal what's he?
Speaker 13 (38:16):
Into he loves a bowl of me going noodles with
hot dogs chopped up and chapped on hot.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Ah the dogs got.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Me it's pretty great to be, Fair.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Lauren back in my single, DAYS i definitely did the
old two minute noodle and.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Sausage you put sausage in your two minute?
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Noodles, yeah because do you remember one time there was
like a photo of.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
It this is going back, years.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
MAN i had a photo of it BECAUSE i was
laughing at how basic my meal, was, right and you
you brought it up on the show the next time
you zoomed in because the sausage.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
It.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Was the sausage was a little BIT i don't, remember
being a bit cold and squishy in the, middle but,
YEAH i didn't quite finished.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Cooking that was with.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Curry, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Well he's the actual prime minister being, like check out
my massive man. Curry guys is not cooked.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
It, Hey, laura And i'm going to give you a
two hundred and fifty Dollars Launa Jane, Voucher thanks. Guys
kylie In. Marion this is your. Husband what's his basic man?
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Meal?
Speaker 14 (39:19):
Hi, Better, Liam my husband takes the tub noodle packer
cooks it doesn't use the slavering, sachet and then he
whips an egg and then fry pans the egg with
the noodles and gets his little noodle fried rice sort of.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Thing, oh, yes the eggs are sort of through.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
It that's actually the.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Egg that's a little bit like chefy.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Though that's kind of like. That, yeah well you've you've,
married you've married a.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Chef you've Done Kylie Lucky Lady michel every nighty, wow,
Wow i've actually.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Thought of that. Before it's a real egg in. There, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
HELL i also sometimes get too lazy to open with
the megoring have like the the like the dust that's
always going. On but SOMETIMES i can't be asked putting
the three sources on.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
It, Nah i'm very anal about. That i'll cut the top,
off like precisely. ACROSS i get scissors'll cut the top
of all three and Then i'll feel like he'll trifold
And i'll make SURE i squeeze every last drop out of.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
It, yeah BUT i always feel like that black stuff
from the megoring it will get on your, scissors and
if you, can you can.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Wash your scissors as hard as you want you. Always
it's always going to be on, there SO i know you,
Lean you're not putting the chili on. There i'm not
putting the chili on. There you, Kidding.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Dave if you're in Camn, diller this is, yourself your man,
meal what is?
Speaker 15 (40:35):
It?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah so poot.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
Olive on the five and then prop about four eggs
and then a little bit of a picture on there as,
well a little bit of cliet pepper and then the
souer crowd on.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Top oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Delicious that also sounds pretty shafy, sound doesn't sound too,
CRAZY a bit.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Fancy this morning, again a bit high, end i'd, Say
and we're.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Back Hello.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Belle earlier you were saying how you thought you could
do the parody song that people have heard in this
podcast better than. Me so What i'm going to do,
Is i'm gonna there's gonna be a little. Count i'm
going to sing the first verse, live and Then i'll
give you the lyrics and you have to sing it
all perfectly how you would have sung.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
It are you going to transfer the laptop over to?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
IT i was thinking it would be easier if you
had your laptop. Here. BELL i must admit or. Bell
do you want to?
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Go do you want to go On liam's?
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Side all, RIGHT i could just swing it, around you know,
What i'll take a photo of. It So i've got
the first bit and then you.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Know what the you don't know the lyrics of the?
HEART i know you like the.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
SHOW i know the. Part, no, no but you've got
to do the whole song and you've got to do it.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Right. Yeah SO i will do the first verse BECAUSE
i know the timing of, that and then you do the.
Lyrics so you come in from oh kiss one or?
Two three could be your daily.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Highlight And i'm really curious to see if people listening
when they heard it in the pod may have picked
up on this same.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Part, okay, yeah, okay we didn't see how you go
because Whenever lean does a PARODY i.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
LOVE i think it's. Great and the Way i'm not going.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
To do the nit picker and that second that second, bit,
yeah and the rest of the song and are you
going to do it with?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Me but you get on one shot one doing all the.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
VERSE i have to do all the verse because you
can do it better, Apparently, no, no it's just that one.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Line but you can't you can't just do the one
line and not cram all the other words in because
that does not. Fair SO i had to write the,
song AND i had to fit all these things within the.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Song, YEAH i get.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
That you can't just go oh kiss ONE o two. Three,
see that's the bit you're doing. Wrong it's just, that,
YEAH i, know but that's not the. Song you've got
to fit all the other stuff in to make it.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Funny but you, Know i'm gonna do the First i'm
Going i'm gonna do the first lyric and we're going
to see our one.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
Shot you get your finger back if you do.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
ONE o two. Three we used to be Called. Mix
now we have rebranded To Kiss ben And.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Me you can hear us daily on your radio in
your Oh kiss.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Gos so you got through.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Interesting because because it was so easy, though when you were,
saying oh, kiss, YEAH i know what it, is, mate
it's just you.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Gonna fit it all. In, yeah but it's that, bit,
YEAH i, Know and that's exactly HOW i thought it.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Would you're.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Pausing you were, saying oh kiss one of two, three
but it should be oh kiss one two.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Three let me tell, you let me tell. YOU i wrote.
IT i put, IT i GET i get. It it's
a little. Clunky that's kind of the. Points, yeah, PARODY
i don't.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Know i'm if you want to practice it and do it,
better you can take the lyrics and you can.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Play you can you can go and sit in the
booth and present it to us. Tomorrow But i'm just
really don't care that much. Exactly so, WELL i think
he did a great. Job that's WHAT i was looking.
About please put A i think well. Done you get
a rag to stop the. Bleeding do you? See, hey
did you bring this?
Speaker 8 (44:10):
UP i may have not heard it for did you
see the picture that someone put in the?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Podscord there was a. Few it's like AN ai picture
of me with no.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Limbs, yeah, YEAH i can show this To lam.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Now that Was ben who might have been who we
just spoke, To, actually Said Belle jackson in a couple
more weeks after having everything chopped. Off she's got no
limbs AND ai generated.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Image, yea a general bell with no arms THAT i
Think i've already reached that.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Point you just, tell isn't it? Funny like it just
looks like from bizarro? World like the kiss poster in
the back, strange isn't? It another pot scored post quickly
before we end, this shout out To. Nicole Nicole starkey
posted as a dairy. FARMER i was very excited to
see today's pod was called cow Feris.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Will did not disappoint.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Good always we don't get as much stories from the
farm these. Days obviously you spent more time in radio
than you would have on the dairy.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Farm, yep in many a year Since i've worked With
BUT i just remember those happy faces of those cows
coming on going around That Ferris. Will the way it
works is actually people that are. Curious it is genuine
like it's like a big ferres but it's a big
fifty cow. Bay and then they walk on and they
get they get grain comes out of the kinds of
out of the, auger and then they have a munch
on the grain and they go around one trip and some,
(45:27):
cows some cows are a bit, cheeky and they stay
on for a second trip for more.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Grain, cheeky.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
What a.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Life it's just my last point on this and then
we can end. It the computer system that controls the
cow Ferris, will it'll let it happen. Twice but if
there is any cow that goes around a third, time
it'll read their ear tag and it won't give them
the third serving.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Accord in the act a little slap on the.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
Hoof at that, point it's just on for the.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Rod, yeah, alright say your. Podcast i'm not
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMS.
(00:24):
Their name is are Ben and Leo?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, hi there podcaster?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, Hello, hello to you, Hello before we get to
the podcast listener on the pods Liam, who's going to
be Ben to? I believe Bell's calling them as we speak.
A couple of pod squad posts I can get to.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh yeah, wonderful, let's do that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Craig has posted a guest for the Secret Stain said
call up tomorrow and enjoy the cash Adelaide. And then
he's posted a picture of Ben and Jerry's chocolate chip
cookie dough ice cream.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
We've had that, guess.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And then in the comments there are Mark has tied
in the clues BG's b n G Ben and Jerry's.
Ben's spoiled, Jerry's j b G's Ben. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it's wrong. Are we saying we're confirming that it's wrong?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Well, yeah, because Ben and Jerry's everyone knows that Jerry
it's a jerry with a j yep.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Incorrect, Not right, Craig, not right, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
There is a fair few posts to get through, but
just I'm just trying to skim and read.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Some of the shorter ones.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, just give us the top.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Jared said, I know, beneleem ate like eighteen piles or
something at the gather around the thorns.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
But how many did blie?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I mean that's just a usual weekend be sneaking in
those those famous meat pies.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We have got Benny. Now, who joins us for the podcast?
Are you doing Bend?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Ben?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Pretty good, thanks mate.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A couple of Ben's chopping it up. Yeah, I'm here too, Ben. Hello,
how are you? Yeah? Very well, very well. I think
you're our first podcaster from Adelaide.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, awesome, Honor.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah man, we're about to Adelaide. I like you. I'd
like you. Yeah, yep, yep. Nice. So you're a you're
a Northern Suburbs kind of ladder as well?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
What do you do for work? Benny?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Work at a.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Right which was which was etzit back in the day.
My grandfather Lionel did many a year at I.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Had a small phase there probably around year nine. Were
already want to be at school and I knew how
to get a job, so I was like, I'm going
to be a linesman. I want to work in the
power lines because I went to a career's day and
I remember the guy at the career's day told me
it paid really well, so I was like, I got
to do that.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course a linesman someone who puts
power lines up, not someone who's doing the flag on
a football game.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's right now, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
So yeah, what's what's on the job today? What do
you got any any transistors? Any what are you working on?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
No? No, I'm actually out doing some orders today, So
pretty crazy day for myself really.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
So when you say ordered, do you mean like what
are you ordering?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Well, I actually work in the vegetation depart ower and
I go around make sure basically the trees are far enough, like.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, bushwise, gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's how important job, especially with summer fast approaching. I'm
saying that because I know we've got winter to get through,
but it would be nice if it was here again.
To be fair, though, nice day today. Top of twenty
seven and adelaide at the minute.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Hey, Benny, have you got any I'm asking everyone this
at the moment. I'll stop doing this eventually, but just what.
It's early days of the pod. Have you got any
pros cons things to work on?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Well? I did mention in the pod squad about how
the pod it would just finish, but you guys have
rectified that. You've got the that's it and the fart
noise loving it. I don't know. It's great to have
you back on the airways.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I appreciate it. Bennie. Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Can we put you down for a kiss, bucket art
or for a magnet?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I'm going to have to get a magnet.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Speaking of there's some business I wanted to get to.
We'll leave you there, Bennie. Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Can we going in one? Belle Jackson?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh, she was talking pretty.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Slow to the gong, pretty slow to the gong today.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Bell, Hello, look we're talking about the magnets. Yeah, wonderful. Yeah.
Look now I'm not going to take a finger for this.
In the podcast.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Still here, I did a parody song which Ben you
gave me some kudos for you enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The boss enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Can I just tell ben' so Ben still hanging there?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
If you want to hang around, you can hang around.
Otherwise you can go if you're busy.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Okay, no, no worries.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
A hold there unnecessarily if you've got.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Stuff to do, but I'll get if you can, just
send through your postal address and the d MS, Ben
will pop you down for the magnet.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Thanks, thanks, any, thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
But whilst we were doing the parody, you were giving me.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Sort of looks as if to say you were disapproving
of it. Yeah, I know I was. It was like,
oh wow, like I you.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Know, worked so hard, and of course in ten who
does the audio here we were in the booth there
slogging it out, you know yesterday.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yeah, it would have been nice to have like a
musical mind in there, maybe in the booth while you're
doing it, because the count for the lyrics was so off.
It was it wasn't disapproval, look, it was it was disappointed.
It was just yeah, because it could have been so
much better. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Sick one.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, Well, as I said, I'm not going to take
a finger bell, But what we're going to do is
we're going to enjoy the podcast, and then as a
special bonus at the end, I'm going to sing the
first verse and then you're gonna have the lyrics in
front of you, and then you're gonna do it how
you would go. And if it's better, you keep your
finger and I'd take another one.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I could have one of my old fingers back that.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, as I said, I live next to a surgeon.
We'll get it. We'll get it.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Of course you do combak brivate.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Mate, get I get a good eye adelaide.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We're halfway there. It's Wednesday, currently nineteen degrees warm.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, I said a bit better last night.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
You know, yesterday I was saying there's roadworks at the
front of my house, and I said, I wish they
had night mode to put on the trucks.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
We were reversing, we were taking no chances.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Last night, my wife Sarah asked we could move the
mattress into.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
The laund room near the kitchen at the house.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yeah, So we did that, and they had they had
the night off last night, so basically slept in their
kitchen for nothing. And I said, should we move the
mattress back, and she said, we can't risk it, so
we're just going to be sleeping there for the next week.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They land that's kind of exciting. I remember when I
was a kid in summer when it got really hot.
It's obviously the houses that just designed the way they're designed.
You'd get really hot the bedrooms first, so you used
to push all the mattresses down to the land room,
turn the agastron and you'd sleep in there and make.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Thoughts sweet wrestling as well. They Oh, yeah, you had
a brother. You were the younger brother though, so I imagine
you were the one getting tombstones mostly. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Absolutely, Yeah. Dad would get involved. Yeah, it was good
to wrestle. Dad was the undefeated Jen thirteen one oh
six five. Did you put your foot in it? Because
I did over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Ben. You know, I'm a pretty confident, outgoing guy. Yep.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Safe to say you're more introverted. I'm more extroverted. If
there's a party on, you're not there, I'm they're trying
to talk to everyone that's us.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
And that's why this works.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah, because I do the talking for both of us.
So I was at one of my best friend's thirtieth
on the weekend, and they were recently in Thailand because
a friend of a friend got married, which is exciting.
I know them, but like, you know, I wasn't at
the wedding, so I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Know them that well. And I've walked up to a
girl at the party.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I said congrats, and she was like, you know, she
sort of seemed to be confused, but she's like, oh, thanks,
And then I was like, how is Thailand And she
was talking about how great Thailand was, and then I said,
and how's married life treatment yea, and she said, I'm
not married. And I realized who I thought was the
friend of the friend's new wife was in fact my
(07:57):
good friend's ex girlfriend, who i've met many times ah
have also been on a weekend away with. And in
my defense, they look kind of similar and I haven't
seen them for like a year.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay, but it was the worst thing ever. It was icky. Yeah,
it was. And and as I said, because I'm an
extroverted guy, rather than be oh my god, I'm so sorry,
I apologize. But then to smooth it over, I thought
I just talked to her for like another ten.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
So like I was like, I was, and I was
just sort of dying on my ass, just being like,
oh my god, I can't believe I've done that. And
I was just like yeah, Thailand, Yeah, and then like
and then the food kept coming over and I kept
being like goods hanging is so good. And then like
later in the night, I sort of word had spread
around of what I'd done, and I sort of went
(08:45):
up to her and I apologized again, and she was like, yeah,
you ate like force lives.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I was like, I was.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Just like, maybe if I talk long enough, she'll forget
that happened. But that's not what happened. I just I
made an awkward thing even more.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Awkward, and now you're telling it, and now I'm telling
it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Leanne, you're in tranmea tell us you put your foot
in it.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
I was given a lovely gift vibrating slippers, and I was.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Like, wow, you really much to kind.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Of need excitement in my life. Anyway, in the end,
I took the present and said thanks very much. And
a couple of months ago, I catch up with him
for coffee and I said we were talking about presents,
and I said, someone gave me this random battery operated
vibrating slippers, and it was actually fam that gave it
(09:41):
to me.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yeah, what idiot would get me that? Huh, Yeah, you
put your foot in it there, Joe, you're in prospect.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I'm not just And I went to a light gallery
and I was walking through and looking at all the
paintings and all that, and some paintings were you know,
so so, and there was a woman in attendance, and
I went up to anosis, maybe you could tell the
person that painted those paintings that they need a few
more lessons.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
She didn't talk to me, brutal Joe.
Speaker 12 (10:19):
They were hers.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, well we didn't gather that thank you for you call.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She's like, well, Joe, I'm on the wall when you're
not mate.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, Caitlyn joins us.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Now, Caitlyn, did you put your foot in ITHI.
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Guys, I worked in an office and we had two
Steve's in the office, and one of them had a
lazy eye, so everyone behind his back, just to identify
between the two, called him one eyed Steve. Anyway, Oh gosh.
I called the office one day and Steve answers the phone,
(10:52):
and I thought it was normal. Steve, I say, can
I believe speak to one eyed? I guess that's me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Because he had one on the chips and one on
the dips.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Poor Stee, great story, Kayler.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Secret Staine, secret stain, secret stain.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yep, secret stain.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Time.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Ten thousand dollars up for grabs, all thanks to auto masters.
Liam is not here. He's actually ducked out to take
a quick phone call. But I'll tell you who is here.
I'll tell you who is here for stayin himself, Stainley,
are you doing mate?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
People are gonna have guesses trumpin ten thousand dollars. I
thought you could tell people if they were right or wrong.
Stanley Terence, Okay, great. They have given out a whole
bunch of clues. I want to go through all of them.
But Beg's staying alive justin Bieber Baby. There is a
special podcast up in the Bedlem feed where we go
(12:09):
through all of the incorrect guesses, all of the clues
in detail. If you haven't heard that, definitely go and
check it out. Nat joins us now in Mount Gambia.
Are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Hello? How are you very good?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Hang? Hi Stanley?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Nat?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
What is your guess? What are you thinking?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
My guess is Mac saucey?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Perhaps that an easy Max sauce?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
An easy Max sauce?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
No?
Speaker 13 (12:36):
No, no, no, a Mac Burger sauce.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Oh like a big Mac?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay, Stanley, are you big Max sauce?
Speaker 10 (12:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Now, I'm sorry, Nat.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Shari in angle Vaiale, what's your guess for our secret
staying worth ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 14 (12:57):
Hi, guys, we're thinking it's baby sued like a puade
legs with chicken and rice.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Come?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
No, We've already had that, Shari, Thanks for playing though.
Julie in Malala, you just played footy out there?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Are you doing, Julie?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Good morning? How are you alight?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Stanley, Julie, what's your guest?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Okay? I think it's a dish called kuchoo a pee pey,
which is a cheese and pepper pasta dish.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Pause.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I think Stanley asked you to repeat your guests.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Julie.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
Oh, it's a dish called kachoo e p pay, which
is a cheese and pepper pasta dish.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is unhinge?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Is it? Is it that?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Stanley? I'm sorry, Sulie.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Good guess though.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's definitely unique we haven't had that yet, Stanley. Mate,
you can leave because Liam's coming back in now. Actually,
good timing, mate, you just missed.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
All the guesses. Oh really didn't get it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Or no one got it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Right?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Maybe this is your first time listening to Bet and
I on Kiss one, O two three. Look, we're a
pretty new show. We're only like thirteen odd shows in.
I mean, we've done a show together for years, but
we're new here. And last week all the other radio
shows they were on holiday. So we're getting people to
call in if we're not their regular show, and we
saved all those people's numbers and we've been calling them
(14:39):
back now that the other regular shows are on to
see if they have still been listening to us, to
give them a little test.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So we have another number punched in. Let's see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
They said they were going too, so let's find out.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Hello, Oh, okod, how are you doing good? Do you
know who this is?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (15:02):
This is Ben?
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Well die yea it is Oh Claire. You called last
week because you said you normally listened to another radio
station they were on holidays, so Ben and I wanted
to call just to make sure you're still listening this
week when everyone's back.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I have been absolutely okay, okay, because it sounds like
you may not have been.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Can you name one thing that we've done this week?
Speaker 11 (15:25):
Mmm?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
You did this week questions this morning, which I was
listening to.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Okay, did you mean the sixteen quiz?
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:32):
That one, that's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I can't poke any holes in your story so far,
so that's all we've got to go off.
Speaker 15 (15:42):
Really Yeah, and I wasn't listening really good, but I
wasn't listening to you.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Okay, all right, Google, We just know Claire that we
may call again at some point in the next seven days.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Okay, I'm going to have to get on board, aren't I.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I thought you were already on board.
Speaker 14 (15:59):
I am on board, but I was listening to more.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
He turned it down when we start talking all the
guys on boring you and everyone else.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
All right, Claire, Well look, I'm glad. I think I
think we can count that as a win. I think
we've still got.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Your ears, but I'm not going back. No, that's what
we want to hear. Good on you, Claire, will let
you go.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
You're doing well.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Thank you very convincing, is it No, Well, this is
the thing.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Then I think we really need to start driving that
new audience.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We need to win Audelaide over one and two three.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
We need to tell people about the rebrand and the
new breakfast show. And I think I'm going to be
able to do that through the power of song.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Next you bring your guitar in, I'm going to sing
a song. Next. It's going to win everyone over. The
next time we call class like, yeah, I've been listening
ever since that song.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I can't get out of my head.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
So good Kiss one O two three, Ben, you are Ben,
I am Liam, And we really need to drum that
into people's heads. I feel because this station was called
Mix for a long time. Now we've changed to Kiss.
You know we're here now. We used to be on
another station. We've moved around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We understand it can be a bit confusing. It is,
and we want to let Adelaide know that we hear
from six to ten week days to entertain. We want
people to call up thirteen one oh sixty five. We
want people to listen.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
And I was thinking, Ben, perhaps we could convince people
to listen to us through songs one O two three.
We used to be Cool Mix.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Now we have rebranded to Kiss, Ben and Me. You
can hear us daily on your radio in York.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Oh KISO two three should be.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Daily highlight s.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Move over from the station's pus Secret Stane all thanks
to Automasters.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You could win ten thousand dollars this.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Morning on.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
KIS two three.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
That's what you're listening to the all news station here.
Give us a call thirteen one O six five, try
a lot one O two three for go over from
Jody and Hazy. Also Bernie Bell and M. G.
Speaker 16 (18:34):
Rud Is.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Analys as well. Please don't listen to anything but oh
Kiss one O two to three, Quit the ban and
secrets Sane sixteen quiz.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Selling risk bands for me.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
We can't gather around saw every game and eight nine
pies along the way off for fun on our new home.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And if that doesn't get it through your head, I
don't know what we're.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Ben and Lamb.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
We're on Kiss one or two three, and Automasters are
doing a thing with us, the Secret Stain.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
If you're trying to remember which ones we are with
the ones that do parodies.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
And acts like a stain. People people call us a stain. Yeah,
it's confusing.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Hard to forget though. Well that's it. It's a sea.
Good morning to your Scotting glenside. What are you doing
up so early?
Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm just I'm listening to you guys and enjoying my
double shot espresso at the moment.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah you need it, Scott.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I hope that's a ricker coffee you have in there right?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
Well, I hope so I made it myself. It's not
too bad.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I've had better, but you know.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
It's like it's pretty good for a home coffee.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
If it's a reckon then we'll have to get you
some ricca beans mate. We've also had a competition called
Ben Leam's Flick the Bean. Don't if you've heard that.
We'll get to that. I've heard that later on this morning.
But right now to sixteen quiz. Three questions in front
of you and a prize. It's Earth Day today. Can
you name the planet? It has rings hovering around it?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Satin?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Very well done, Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I was taken up a job with the ticketing platform
Humanitics as head of Impact. Seems like a bit of
a beat up as Wolverine. What are his famous claws
made out of.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Are they made out of like normal nails?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Stuff?
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Like what traditional nails are made of?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Well, actually, you know what, technically, if you're going by
the law of X Men, it is actually bone and
it is actually bone, and then he has an operation
and they put adam antium in there.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
I suppose technicality, we can play it. Adam was the
answer we were, of course looking for bone.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Would make sense if you're answering it as kid wolverine.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yep. Okay, you're very, very wise with your X Men law. Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
There are engagement rumors of Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Do you know who Zoe's daddy.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Is, mister Zoe?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
No, No, that's not Zoe Kraviat's dad's name. Let's move
on to Anna in Mawson Lakes. Do you know who
Zoe Kravitz's dad is.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Lenny Kravat.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Here in Adelaide in November.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
I saw him. The car race, whatever we're calling it now,
seems to change for a year.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I feel like you said that car race every day
this week and we still know the name of it.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I still refer to it as clips or I don't
think they're sponsored in the ten years, what is it?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Is it super Loop?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
It was super Adelaide five hundred.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, it was super Loop after clips all and then
it became something else all together.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Keep up with the branding.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I think most people in Adelaide just call it clips
or Anna's dropped off.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
The line, Juice Belle, do you know what it's called?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I wasn't it the Adelaide five hundred Yeah, it's unsponsored.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeah, yeah, maybe we can sponsorous yeah, Ben and Williams
car big Car. All right, Well yeah, look, Anna will
send you along to the drama at Palace Nevou Cinemas.
We're just doing our sixteen quiz and Anna in Mowson Lakes.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
You won.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You got the last question right, but a little bit awkward, Anna,
Something's just happened on our end, but we need to
fill you in. Okay, okay, So you won that four
pass to see the drama at Palace Neva Cinemas and
we put it in to give you the prize, and
then there's this deny message came up on the screen.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Wow, and it says like this is not us, this
is just the system.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
It says you're not allowed to win a prize until
May this year, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And then because you've won so many prizes on Kiss.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Which is which, my god, which is good.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
I mean, we appreciate you calling up Kiss one O,
two three because then and I were like, what is
like we have to put this thing in the system,
and then so it gives it to you and we're like,
we're trying, and it just kept saying deny, deny, deny.
So if you want, we can, would you like us
to call you back in eleven days to give you
a prize? Sure?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Okay, a plan. We can do that because we can.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
See obviously you won Robbie Williams Britpop tickets the other day.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
That'll be good. Also, a double passed Decludo the play.
Have you seen that yet? Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Good?
Speaker 9 (23:51):
Oh my god, it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I bet eighty dollars cash. What did you spend that on?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Probably a petrol Yeah, Harry Styles Together Together tour?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Has that been around yet? That's that's later in the year,
isn't it.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
That's late in the Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Nice, nice, So that'd be good for you. You had
a double pass for Wicked for good?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Was it as good as the first one?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yes, this is impressive. What about the Running Man movie?
You won four tickets to that?
Speaker 15 (24:23):
Yeah, that wasn't that great.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You can't win them all.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Did you enjoy the Haunted House at the Royal Show?
Speaker 15 (24:32):
Oh yeah, I'm a I'm a games buffer person, so yeah,
that was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
On in their life three times, very funny.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Oh my god, he was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
But guys, I'll do this to support you.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Yeah, I love listening to you and like the radio station.
And it's not obviously the bonus is a price, but
I love to be a part of it and it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Nice words, and are you also smell nice? And I
bet that's because of that. Yulia Fragrance Voucher, you won
a couple mounts Ago, so.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
We can away. We are the all seeing eye. We
keep track of all the prizes you won.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
But you can call as many times as you want
and you can win again from may so speak to you.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Then good on, yah Anna.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
You're listening to Kiss one, O two three, the Home
of Amazing Prizes.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Earlier were doing the sixteen quiz Anna one. We couldn't
give her a prize because she's won far too many
on Kiss, so she's banned until May.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Apparently that's the system saying that, and.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So we had to give her that bad news that
we couldn't give her the movie tickets. She had four
tickets to go see the drama. Now this is where
it gets interesting, because we told her that, she took
it like a chance.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
She said, no worries.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Now you don't know if you don't ask, because Scott
has given us a buzz.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Scott, why have you called Nate?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 9 (25:48):
I just thought, as I was second in line and
I legit sat Anna won the reason, I thought, good
luck to Anna wild done Anna. But then I've heard,
obviously you say that due to fifteen issues and winning
too many prizes, she was banned till the eleventh of
the fifth yep, I thought, well I would just ring back,
kiss and say, hey, I was.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Next in line.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Does that mean?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Does that mean the tickets?
Speaker 9 (26:12):
And does that mean I was done a chance?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I think that's fair. I think you get the tickets, Scott.
We're happy to give them to you.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Excellent.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Thanks, have a lovely dame.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
No you too, mate, I can see you haven't won
anything since ed Sheer and Loop earlier this year.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Was that good to I don't even think I won
that I competed. I don't think I got ed Sheering
Loop tickets. I haven't won for ages.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You got the ninety dollars cash, though I did get
the ninety dollars.
Speaker 17 (26:35):
That's all right, Scott, while you enjoyed the movie Mate
Kiss one or two three with Bean and Liam thirteen
one oh six' Five, liam this, morning we want to
know what did just steal from?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Work Because madge is absolutely in the news steal after
Her coachella set With Sabrina carpenter they performed Together history
because madd just jumped onto The gram and said that
(27:10):
someone that outfit she's, wearing like a purple number that
has been stolen from.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Backstage someone's Stolen madonna's.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Outfit and the reason it means a lot to her
is because twenty years ago she wore that at her
First coachella.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Set feels like.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Someone's just flogged it, backstage, Right, yeah, absolutely and they'll
probably sell it for an Absolute motza thirteen one oh six.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Five what have you stolen from? Work, well she said
on The. Gram these aren't just. Closed these are part
of my. History other archival items from that same era
was stolen on the night as. Well so someone's rubbing
their hands, together.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Going what a score this?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Is it's had a field.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Day you stole some astro turf from our last. Job,
yeah but, AstroTurf, like no one's going to miss.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
That, Yeah i'm in. Producer bell Stolen, edge you're in.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Record people missed that it was signed as, well it
was signed By. Age it's kind of, yeah it's even
worse that we don't work there.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Anymore, Yeah bells also stolen all of our, akros just,
quietly Our Australian Commercial Radio.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Awards which we worked really hard, for super. Hard SO
i don't know when they're going to be making their way.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Back in the three of them as. Well more than,
most they don't mean much now because those wards have actually.
Crumbled they don't even exist. Anymore, jason you're A Manapara.
West what did you fat from?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Work?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Yeah SO i used to work at.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
An abatoire quite a few years ago and had never
did loin chops.
Speaker 13 (28:38):
There SO i had to do the mission impossible and
cut up all these loin chops one night and ended
up taking.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Him about three hundred dollars where for loin chops and
did the boys around had a big?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Barbecue love?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
That and where where would you put a loin chop
when you're smuggling out of an?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Avatar? Oh, MATE i had to do a mission impossible
and basically put a bag underneath the saw and then
sneak it out through the factory and out to my.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Locker off we, go we're, HOME.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I, suppose because you're, like no, way like undred percent smell.
Up but Then i'm, like it is an. Avatar, yeah it's,
yeah there's probably a meat smell. Everywhere good, Only, Jason
thank you very. Much taralia joins us In. Plimpton what
did you steal from, Work, Tarlia.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
HELL i used to work in age care during the,
pandemic AND i would.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Take a few rolls of toilet paper each. Day, okay
and that's and that's probably one of the better things
you could steal from an aged care. Facility, yeah you,
know at least you're not putting anyone's nose out of.
Joint it's not like you're taking from the.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Elderly it was more just that you just wanted a
couple of extra poo tickets at home because they're impossible
to get from the.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Shop my worry would be, though at an age care,
FACILITY i don't think they'd be spending a lot of
the money that they have on good QUALITY.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Tp you, know, no it was a quality but, yeah
and without being entirely. Ages obviously not all of the
toilet job there are being done in the. Toilet, yeah
that's just a natural way of. Life we're all going
to go that way at some. Point, YEAH i, mean
so they could probably spare a Few, yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Well a lot of my Incontinental so then that's a.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Difference incontinent is when you, can't but in. Continent continental
sounds like that's a nice dish from around the. World
that's it's, hotel isn't. It, yeah your hotel Into. Continental lucky.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Tell anyone who said, THAT i don't.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Worry, Yeah i'm sure no one heard. It we won't
replay that to day Thirty kiss one or two three
With ben And. Lane if you're driving to work this,
morning or maybe you're already at work and you're feeling
a bit, tired get yourself A ricker, Coffee.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah fresh from the, roast made and loved in, there
say grab a bag of ross a boy And Rundle
street roast Or Henley sunset from Selected drag stores.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Today please.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Copya coffee, Now, liam that intro has been a point
of contention for.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You we put a little bit more auto tune over the.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Radio.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Edit, yeah still not fixing these.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
PIPES i, uh, look you can enter now kiss one
or two to three dot com DOT a you bet
AND i could be calling you if you, Answered ben And,
LIAM i want to flick the, bean then you could
be coming.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
To Drag supermarket with us. Tomorrow you're gonna be flicking
a coffee bean at a. Target if you land, it
you can be in two thousand dollars, cash A Doctor Coffee,
hates one coffee, machine and a year's supply of record coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Beans all, right we have got somebody's number punched.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
In let's see if they can do.
Speaker 11 (31:43):
It ben And, LIAM i want to flick the.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Bean, Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Liam that means you're in the drawer for. Competition flicked the.
Bean thanks To Ricky coffe're gonna be come To drake's
this later this week flicking a coffee bean too a
target if you can reach, it two thousand dollars cash
And Doctor Coffee hates one coffee.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Machine and a year's supply for rick of coffee. Beans
that's freaking.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
AWESOME a lean, now maybe at home in your spare,
time and maybe get a coffee bean and just practiced
flicking the bean at.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Home, Okay i'm Sure i've got no problems with, alright
oh my.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
God, Okay, well we'll leave you to it and look
forward to meeting you At drake's later this.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Week, Liam i've not been this excited for a sequel
Since anchorman two was. Announced they just ANNOUNCED i Am legend,
too eh huh.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
AH i MEAN i liked the first, one BUT i
don't Like Will smith that much.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Anymore, yeah he has ruined his good, name hasn't. HE
i mean everyone loved him and then Obviously.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
SLAPGATE i wonder if in the second one he's just
walking around us slapping slapping.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Zombies they're running An wi's. Name, actually didn't he low
up at the end of the first.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
One, no it's actually really interesting because there's the there's
the cinematic.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
ENDE i just, realized because there's the hand grenade in the.
Lab sorry to ruin. It you've not seen the First Iron.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
LEGEND i don't want to get two down the rabbit
hole in this. Movie BUT i do like there's two
there's an alternate, ending.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Like you you depending on WHAT dvd you, get you
get like a different.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Ending, no it was when they they originally they had
finished the movie and then they were screening it to
testing audiences and the audience was voting that they didn't
like the, ending so then they reshot the alternate ending
and that was the one that got put onto all the,
DVD's i. Believe but the way it ends with the
way it ends is he blows it himself up and
saves the lady and the. Child that's how he takes
(33:41):
out all the zombies in the. Lab but the way
it was supposed to actually end is because he's got
the zombie that he's doing tests, on but the main
oupha zombie that's his, wife and you're supposed to think, that,
oh actually he's the, monster not the, monster because the
monsters trying get his wife back because he's like doing
tests on this zombie and he's he's supposed to be,
like oh, no the whole Time Will.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Smith was There's Will smith's going to be in An
iron legend two is What i'm, Saying, WELL.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
I guess maybe he survived the. GRENADO i don't. Know
is he like a, zombie is like a half blown up?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Zombies maybe Boy kibble it's taking the world by.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Storm, basically it's a, minimalist high protein, meal.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Easy.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
CHEAP a guy will look at it and, say, hell,
yeah it's ground beef and. Rice, basically, yep you could
give it to a. Dog it's a bit of a
phenomenon at the.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Moment.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Online, man a lot of men just eating this just
because it's easy meal prep if they're going to the
gym or.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Whatever AND i get that it's a simple.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
MEAL i, Mean i'm sure there's there's, meals some meals
that you would make that your wife would maybe turn
her nose up at.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Lean when you first start talking about Boy, KIBBLE i, thought,
NO i don't have a Boy kibble meal BECAUSE i
like cooking AND i like making nice. Meals BUT i
DEFINITELY i have a Boy kiple. MEAL i actually had it.
YESTERDAY i have probably three times a week Where i'll
get a four twenty five gram tin of.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Spring water.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Tuna i'll dump that into a bowl and Then i'll
put salt and pepper on. It young lemon juice and olive,
oil AND i was eating it's more like sort.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Of cat, food but it. Is, yeah that's exactly that
is exactly what that.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
IS i alwould eat a whole bowl of. That, yeah high,
protein minimal. Prep takes two minutes to make. It, yeah
And i'll eat the whole. Bowl thirteen one oh six.
Five if you've got to go to man, meal maybe
you want to dob someone.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
In maybe this is.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yours my dad made this a few times growing. Up
he would just have like mashed potatoes and then just
stick sausages in the top of. It, oh, hedgehog like
a hedgehog. Mine then maybe this is a bit fancy
because there's a couple more. Elements you, know how you
get those mountain, wraps if you know there's like sort
of really thin wraps that always. Crumble you get one of.
Them you just load it with chicken. Breast you put
(35:57):
a bit of curry paste in up the.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Jar. One he just put it curry paste in there.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
And just truck some low fat cheese and then you
just grill that bad, boy and you've Got you've got your.
Protein there's some fats in, there bit of, carbs so
you're hitting all your main.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Groups, yeah it tastes. Amazing, yeah it's better than going. Out,
yeap it takes like two. Minutes but your wife turns
the nose up at it to go what is?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
That what do you?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Want you got going on over? There leave?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Me leave me?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Alone, nat you're a morph About this is your. Grandpa
he's got a simple man.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Meal, yeah good, morning be a.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Liam sorry you ready for?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
This oh, Yeah i'm? Ready all?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Right really chuck.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Hoold toast from the choka Like chris coast, yep colds
cheese and throw it on you and whatever deli meat
he's got in the.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Fridge i'll put A deli lean on top. Too yeah all,
right N i rate that all.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Right, Now i'm going to give you a two hundred
and fifty Dollars Lorna Jane Voucher oh.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Wow, thanks, yeah, Yeah i'm.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Sure, yeah you could get some workout. Gear your, granddad,
Dad my dad also does. That who have like who
makes sandwiches with like it'll be like white, bread like
a stack of girkin like basically the whole jar and
then just the thickest slice of cheese about it all
and then he puts mayonnaise and on top of, that
and then.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
This was like and who have like raw brown? Onion
not even red? Onions what do you?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Try?
Speaker 5 (37:18):
LIKE i think it's because he can't. Smell it's like
he just needs to punch in the senses to taste. Something,
jeanette you're in gone.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Now this is your. Husband what's his simple meal that he?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Loves it's his husband and his whole family they love
bung freak sliced, up datted and fried.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
In the f whoa heard of?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
That oh, wow, yeah she's ACTUALLY i feel like bung
freds now that you've said.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
It Very South.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Australian isn't that quite? Creative, though a bit of bung
frits they batter it and they fry it. Up, yeah, yeah,
right that that actually sounds. Good, heather you're in green
With this is your grandpa as. Well what's his basic
meal that he?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Froths?
Speaker 10 (37:55):
Dreams basic meal was butted bread with like a try
kind of dip on, top.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Slashed potato and raw.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
ONION i can smell it from. Me you can have
a sausage roll from the.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Shops you can spend a bit of, Money, lauren this
is your husband's basic.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Meal what's he?
Speaker 13 (38:16):
Into he loves a bowl of me going noodles with
hot dogs chopped up and chapped on hot.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Ah the dogs got.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Me it's pretty great to be, Fair.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Lauren back in my single, DAYS i definitely did the
old two minute noodle and.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Sausage you put sausage in your two minute?
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Noodles, yeah because do you remember one time there was
like a photo of.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
It this is going back, years.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
MAN i had a photo of it BECAUSE i was
laughing at how basic my meal, was, right and you
you brought it up on the show the next time
you zoomed in because the sausage.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
It.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Was the sausage was a little BIT i don't, remember
being a bit cold and squishy in the, middle but,
YEAH i didn't quite finished.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Cooking that was with.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Curry, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Well he's the actual prime minister being, like check out
my massive man. Curry guys is not cooked.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
It, Hey, laura And i'm going to give you a
two hundred and fifty Dollars Launa Jane, Voucher thanks. Guys
kylie In. Marion this is your. Husband what's his basic man?
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Meal?
Speaker 14 (39:19):
Hi, Better, Liam my husband takes the tub noodle packer
cooks it doesn't use the slavering, sachet and then he
whips an egg and then fry pans the egg with
the noodles and gets his little noodle fried rice sort of.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Thing, oh, yes the eggs are sort of through.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
It that's actually the.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
Egg that's a little bit like chefy.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Though that's kind of like. That, yeah well you've you've,
married you've married a.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Chef you've Done Kylie Lucky Lady michel every nighty, wow,
Wow i've actually.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Thought of that. Before it's a real egg in. There, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
HELL i also sometimes get too lazy to open with
the megoring have like the the like the dust that's
always going. On but SOMETIMES i can't be asked putting
the three sources on.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
It, Nah i'm very anal about. That i'll cut the top,
off like precisely. ACROSS i get scissors'll cut the top
of all three and Then i'll feel like he'll trifold
And i'll make SURE i squeeze every last drop out of.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
It, yeah BUT i always feel like that black stuff
from the megoring it will get on your, scissors and
if you, can you can.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Wash your scissors as hard as you want you. Always
it's always going to be on, there SO i know you,
Lean you're not putting the chili on. There i'm not
putting the chili on. There you, Kidding.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Dave if you're in Camn, diller this is, yourself your man,
meal what is?
Speaker 15 (40:35):
It?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah so poot.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
Olive on the five and then prop about four eggs
and then a little bit of a picture on there as,
well a little bit of cliet pepper and then the
souer crowd on.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Top oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Delicious that also sounds pretty shafy, sound doesn't sound too,
CRAZY a bit.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Fancy this morning, again a bit high, end i'd, Say
and we're.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Back Hello.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Belle earlier you were saying how you thought you could
do the parody song that people have heard in this
podcast better than. Me so What i'm going to do,
Is i'm gonna there's gonna be a little. Count i'm
going to sing the first verse, live and Then i'll
give you the lyrics and you have to sing it
all perfectly how you would have sung.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
It are you going to transfer the laptop over to?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
IT i was thinking it would be easier if you
had your laptop. Here. BELL i must admit or. Bell
do you want to?
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Go do you want to go On liam's?
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Side all, RIGHT i could just swing it, around you know,
What i'll take a photo of. It So i've got
the first bit and then you.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Know what the you don't know the lyrics of the?
HEART i know you like the.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
SHOW i know the. Part, no, no but you've got
to do the whole song and you've got to do it.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Right. Yeah SO i will do the first verse BECAUSE
i know the timing of, that and then you do the.
Lyrics so you come in from oh kiss one or?
Two three could be your daily.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Highlight And i'm really curious to see if people listening
when they heard it in the pod may have picked
up on this same.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Part, okay, yeah, okay we didn't see how you go
because Whenever lean does a PARODY i.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
LOVE i think it's. Great and the Way i'm not going.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
To do the nit picker and that second that second, bit,
yeah and the rest of the song and are you
going to do it with?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Me but you get on one shot one doing all the.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
VERSE i have to do all the verse because you
can do it better, Apparently, no, no it's just that one.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Line but you can't you can't just do the one
line and not cram all the other words in because
that does not. Fair SO i had to write the,
song AND i had to fit all these things within the.
Speaker 6 (42:32):
Song, YEAH i get.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
That you can't just go oh kiss ONE o two. Three,
see that's the bit you're doing. Wrong it's just, that,
YEAH i, know but that's not the. Song you've got
to fit all the other stuff in to make it.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Funny but you, Know i'm gonna do the First i'm
Going i'm gonna do the first lyric and we're going
to see our one.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
Shot you get your finger back if you do.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
ONE o two. Three we used to be Called. Mix
now we have rebranded To Kiss ben And.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Me you can hear us daily on your radio in
your Oh kiss.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Gos so you got through.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Interesting because because it was so easy, though when you were,
saying oh, kiss, YEAH i know what it, is, mate
it's just you.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Gonna fit it all. In, yeah but it's that, bit,
YEAH i, Know and that's exactly HOW i thought it.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Would you're.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
Pausing you were, saying oh kiss one of two, three
but it should be oh kiss one two.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Three let me tell, you let me tell. YOU i wrote.
IT i put, IT i GET i get. It it's
a little. Clunky that's kind of the. Points, yeah, PARODY
i don't.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Know i'm if you want to practice it and do it,
better you can take the lyrics and you can.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Play you can you can go and sit in the
booth and present it to us. Tomorrow But i'm just
really don't care that much. Exactly so, WELL i think
he did a great. Job that's WHAT i was looking.
About please put A i think well. Done you get
a rag to stop the. Bleeding do you? See, hey
did you bring this?
Speaker 8 (44:10):
UP i may have not heard it for did you
see the picture that someone put in the?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Podscord there was a. Few it's like AN ai picture
of me with no.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Limbs, yeah, YEAH i can show this To lam.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
Now that Was ben who might have been who we
just spoke, To, actually Said Belle jackson in a couple
more weeks after having everything chopped. Off she's got no
limbs AND ai generated.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Image, yea a general bell with no arms THAT i
Think i've already reached that.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Point you just, tell isn't it? Funny like it just
looks like from bizarro? World like the kiss poster in
the back, strange isn't? It another pot scored post quickly
before we end, this shout out To. Nicole Nicole starkey
posted as a dairy. FARMER i was very excited to
see today's pod was called cow Feris.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Will did not disappoint.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Good always we don't get as much stories from the
farm these. Days obviously you spent more time in radio
than you would have on the dairy.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Farm, yep in many a year Since i've worked With
BUT i just remember those happy faces of those cows
coming on going around That Ferris. Will the way it
works is actually people that are. Curious it is genuine
like it's like a big ferres but it's a big
fifty cow. Bay and then they walk on and they
get they get grain comes out of the kinds of
out of the, auger and then they have a munch
on the grain and they go around one trip and some,
(45:27):
cows some cows are a bit, cheeky and they stay
on for a second trip for more.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Grain, cheeky.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
What a.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Life it's just my last point on this and then
we can end. It the computer system that controls the
cow Ferris, will it'll let it happen. Twice but if
there is any cow that goes around a third, time
it'll read their ear tag and it won't give them
the third serving.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Accord in the act a little slap on the.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
Hoof at that, point it's just on for the.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Rod, yeah, alright say your. Podcast i'm not
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