Ep 16: Baba Ghashmoosh the Baba Ghanoush

On today's episode:

1. Prize Mole has already acquired her first target
2. What ruined the party?
3. 610 Quiz: Give us ya best sick voice
4. Oprah for President?
5. Our listeners flick the bean
6. Liam talks to ‘Stainley’
7. Hopeless hubbies
8. Our Secret Stain was Baba Ghanoush!!!
9. Nicole had it this whole time
10. Friday meat tray: One eyed Steve 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the fast Plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMS.

(00:24):
Their name is are Ben and Leo.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hey their podcaster. I'm conscious of being like Friday because
a lot of people would listen to this on Friday,
but you may listen to this on a Saturday, or
a Sunday or a Tuesday for all I know.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, And I think as a blanket rule, the vibes
here should always be sky high.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That is a blanket rule that we have.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You know, you know what I mean. It doesn't matter
what day of the week it is. It's always part
of time here on the Ben and Lamb podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We have a podcaster, I believe, who hails from Western Australia. Michael.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hello, Good morning, Ben Lamb. How are we born?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Mate, we're well. What what are the plans for this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh mate, Rest and relaxation. I got a little bit
of unpacking to do. We just moved into a new house,
so that's pretty happy days. But the unpacking part.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, are you are you renting or have you bought?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Uh renting for the last time, and then we'll be
buying so January February next year.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So you've just gone a six month rental then sort
of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, so we're done a twelve monthly. So we'll do
the we'll do all the paperwork and all that sort
of stuff at the start of the year. And obviously
that takes a little bit of time to get you
and then the big move. So looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That, Michael. I also am about to move next week,
going to be doing the move again. My wife Sem
and I realized it'll be it'll be roughly four times
in four years. It's a lot of moving. Some stuff
is just some stuff has just stayed in boxes, haven't
even touched us. That's that's a box thing.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We were saying Michael just earlier that we real journeymen.
You know, you hear that term in like in sports
sometimes when someone just plays like tons of different clubs,
but like realistically in radio, I was sort of dawned
on me. I'm like, most of the time radio shows start,
they live on a station. Sometimes they just like have
a falling out or they move on and maybe years

(02:19):
later they might join another radio station. But I think
you'd be hard pressed to find a radio show who's
worked for more radio stations. And I don't even know
if that's a good thing. But we've we've we've moved
around the place, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I agree that from you your guy's point of view,
I started what I started listening to you guys on
the Jay, yeah, back in the day, and that's you know,
being the sort of kettle of fish and a snowball
effects for you guys. But I'll tell you what, from
the last station, this has been an absolutely blessing in discussion.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I appreciate your ears, man, you know what I and
before I as soon as I saw that you were
from Perth, I knew that you were a trip with
Jay listener back in the day, because I know anyone
actually does knows or not Triple J. I'm not sure
at the moment, like if it still is, but when
we were there, it used to be a Juggernau in Perth,
like Perth just loves Triple J.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It was weird though, Michael, because we I think we
got to number two in Perth, but then the actual
Perth Breakfast Show like the nerve of breakfast show there
or on like this is radio jargon, but they're on
like a twenty share.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, and not to go super into the numbers but
back because a lot of it would just sound like numbers.
But in Perth we were a ten share, and in
every other markets, every other state we were roughly a
five share, so we had double.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
The audience for some reason Perth just yeah, I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
People people used to speculate that because Triple J was live,
that they liked to listen to it because they felt
connected to the to the East coast. But then that
also doesn't make that doesn't make as much sense because
they're getting it as live, but it is still three
hours behind.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
We also, famously, Michael did the Triple J Breakfast Show.
I mean I say famously for Ben and I not
for anyone else, but we did the show. We did
the Triple JA Breakfast Show from Perth once when we
flew over to brise Arno for Raji who won throwback
Triple J on Earth High.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
So this is like.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Maybe twenty eighteen, twenty seventeen, something like that, and we
would so basically The gist was each year you would
go to a school and we'd surprise them, think of
something elaborate. But because we were flying east coast to
Perth and we were doing it all in secret, we
had to start our breakfast show at like two o'clock
in the morning or something like that, and.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
We landed at midnight.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's stunk, dude, so and then and then weirdly, we
obviously finished the whole show on Eastern time, and by
the time it went live in Perth, we were just
like walking around.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like, yeah, I think we're at the bakery.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
We literally like by the time our show was actually
airing in wa we were done, like we were finished
for the day. So then we just had to sort of, yeah,
get some bakery treats in before going to Arno for Ranchi's.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hey Michael, while we got your mate, we're gonna it's
a Friday, so we have we have a good yarn
at the back of this. You can hang around for
that if you want, or you can go are you busy?
What are you up to?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh mate, I'm just sitting in the truck at the moment.
Obviously over here it's a twenty so a bit later,
a few boys over there. Obviously you were your three
hours ahead.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I believe you're about to hit ten o'clock here.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well made lunchtime shift, so I'm a I listened on
the potty, but I'm a day behind, so so today
I listened to yesterday's potty. And obviously calling you guys
was even harder from Perth because we don't automatically go

(05:29):
through to Adelaide. We go through to Sydney. When I
call your number that you guys read out our Perth line.
We go through to Sydney. Message with Sydney and then
Belle called me back from an Adelaide number and yeah,
that's how I got in.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Contact with Yeah, you would remember so interestingly remember our
friend producer Chelsea, who would have been on the podcast
Little Way. She now also works for but she's in
the Sydney office, so she maybe I don't know, maybe
she spoke with Belle. Yeah, well we've got a name
and Molly, you know, you would have hurt her a

(06:08):
bunch of times. She's at Nova. So we do have
little We've got we've got moles everywhere, We've got we've
got we've got prize moles. We've got producer moles. We've
got ears on the ground in every building.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Someone called care To Council. There's moles everywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, it's always good to have like an SBA FBI,
a little superstar in just to hear the goss, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, you're obviously in this episode, Bubba smush the bubbas,
so you're gonna be able to hear how prize Mole
went in the last twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, why don't we Why don't we jump into the
episode and we'll keep chin Waggon on the back.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Prize Mole is up first, So yeah, enjoy this, Michael,
and we'll be back at the end of the pod.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Sounds good, thanks, Yeah, a kids one, two, two three,
We have got a prize mole.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, what we do. Anastasia is her actual name, Yeah,
Anna Stavia from Mawson Lakes. We met her earlier in
the week. We're speaking about this yesterday, right, because she's
like a whole bunch of prizes on our show. It's
so much so that she wasn't eligible to win a
prize until May. We tried to put it into the
system and it wouldn't allow.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
So Lemon and I thought we could shun her and
you know, put her in the category of a prize pig,
someone who you know, just listens to the radio to
win all the prizes. But Lemon and I didn't see
a prize pig. We saw an operative who was able
to go undercover, and we gave her a mission to
try and go onto every other radio station to win

(07:31):
a prize. This was yesterday we launched the prize mole.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
They don't know her name, they don't see her face,
but every time a radio station runs a giveaway, she's
already there, slipping through the phone lines, disguising her voice,
out smarting producers and dodging suspicion. She's always one step ahead,
different names, different accents, same result, prize secured. They call

(08:04):
her a glitch, a rumor, a coincidence. But in the
shadows of the airwaves, there's only one truth, and Astasia
from more some legs gears prize.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
Sometimes you can see it, but you'll never ever catch it.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Now, Liam, I have some intel that you've not been
privy to.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yes, she's already acquired a target.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It was good we.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Only released prize bowl yesterday. She's really good, that's incredible.
We gave her three targets. We said, Triple M, SAFM
and Nova. If you can win prizes and all those
three you come back to us, see we'll be able
to give those prizes away. But then we would give
her a mega prize. But she's I mean, this was
less than twenty four hours ago.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'll tell you the target that she infiltrateds I'll play
the audio of our prize mod getting on air on
another station.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Net Ben, you and I have harnessed raw untapped prize
winning power in Anastasia from morson Lakes. She is our.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Prize.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
She's won so many things on Kiss when I do
three that we physically can't give her any more prizes.
But rather than purpoo her and dismiss her, we have
sent her out on a mission to win prizes on
other stations. We only gave her that mission at about
this time yesterday. She has already acquired a target.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
You're telling me less than twenty four hours she reported
back to us that she has acquired a target.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Is a woman who knows how to win.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The target she acquired LIAMB was Bell, Bernie and MG.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Safm ye already fallen, So now we only need triple
M and Nova after this wonderful.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Now, I kind of feel like, you know, in the
White House. You imagine when they when they do a
big co op mission and secretive and then they watch
back the footage of getting the target.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, it's kind of like they have the Russian night
vision goggle sort of spec if you send zero dark thirty,
you know, obviously they're going in to kill or something
have been laden and everyone's waiting with baited breath. They're
in the control room. That's kind of like us now.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So yeah, Bernie Vince has been larder in this situation.
And then I suppose he's like the president and I'm
maybe I'm the head of the CIA. She and she
is our operative. She's she's the one who does interviews
now about killing Bin Laden, but it was it was
secret for years. Well, general, are you ready to see
the footage? I am waiting.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
To kick it off now with Anastasia from Hows and Lakes.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Good morning, Good morning, God, how are you today?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Good?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've got a question for you.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
What main city is the Devil wes Parata set.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
In New York.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, you know, we'll see you Satursday night all dressed hate.
I'll just get from my lord.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
I don't wait to see absolutely in the wardrobe that.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
She's a killer.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Killer. That is two in the chest, one in the head,
that is straight, that is our first target down and
it stays from like, it doesn't mess around. I think honestly,
we thought it would take it like a month. She's
already like well on her way to completing her secret mission.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
And also for context, if you don't know, she's a
prize mod. If she gets onto every single station, she
wins a.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Mega prize, a mega prize which is yet to be determined,
but it'll be mega, it'll be huge. Thirteen one oh
six five What ruined the party? God knows what happened
to us last night. It was my nephew Jack's first birthday.
Ben and my sister in law made this lovely cakes
beautiful and so we had like a really nice dinner

(12:03):
and then there was like ten of us all eating
this cake, and my my brother in law was just
he was he was chopping it up and served it
all out. Everyone had their plates, We're all we're all
tapping in enjoying the cake. Saying very mornings. Yeah, you know,
like a lot a lot of compliments, especially when it's
a homemade cake. All love What did you do with
the icing? What did you put in that?

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Wonderful? And so we're all eating the cake and then
my brother in law Ben, he's like, oh, oh no,
what happened. He's just finished cutting the cake and serving
it to everyone in the room, and he's lifted up
his hand and he's just changed jack and he's got
a bit of baby on his thumb, and everyone's like collectively,

(12:54):
wash your hands. Man, I think you just missed the spot,
big spot miss It was visible. We all saw it. Yeah,
cake didn't go down too well after that. That'll ruin
the party. To be fair, I ate around it because
you know, it was good cake. I love my sweets

(13:14):
and it was moist. What ruined the party? Were you
accidentally served some fecal matter? Maybe someone fell through a
glass table. Right now, we want to know what ruined
the party? Yeah, I had some cake served to me
last night with a little bit of baby pool on it.
Not ideal. Mickey, you're in morph vow what happened?

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Yeah, my granddaughter Maya, who is blackers at our first
birthday party. She was eating or sort of stuff obviously,
and that had milk in her and while we were
seeing her happy birthday with her blacktose free cake in
front of her, she projectile momented all over the cake.

(13:59):
Yeah it was quite ReSpectacle.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Did did you try and to scrape it off the
top of.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
It got thrown in the bin.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, it's so sad. I'm feel sad for that kid.
You know. Yeah, sometimes people they find out their lack
toos and tolerant later in life, but they get to
have all the micflurries along the way, and they got
on a bit of a journey, but you know, to
be robbed of the milky goodness at once, that's that's rough.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good on your Nikki, Helen in PARILOUI joins us, Now,
what ruined the party?

Speaker 9 (14:32):
Oh, good morning, boys.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Well, I went to a fortieth birthday. It was actually
my best friend and when she went up to do
her thank you speech to thank everybody you know for
coming in the.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Presence, blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
And she took that opportunity because on that day she
found out her husband had been cheating, and so she
took that opportunity to tell everybody.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
That that's what he'd been doing. So that's how he
found out that she knew.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Just in front of she's a European in drop of course,
in front of family, friends and yep. So she kicked
him out of the house and kicked his friends out.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Of the house and.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Enjoyed the rest of the night with her friends and family.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I love that they're like, what did I do? I
didn't see it on there. It was Darren. I just
want to be here with the party, keishas it's it's
six ten, Yeah, Brittany and Andrews farm. What do you
got planned this weekend?

Speaker 9 (15:35):
Kids just started footy? So second round in the footy?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh yeah, how they plan?

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Yeah, they're right, he's only in under eight so they
don't score properly yet.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, there's a lot of mud pies being made in
the middle with the sound I imagine kid weinging over
in the front pocket. Brittany can give me the full
name of the team or anything, but like, what's the
team's animal?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is it like a hawk or is it a rooster?
What's the animal?

Speaker 10 (15:58):
It's now.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Not very intimidating, is it. We call them the Hoods.

Speaker 10 (16:04):
Yeah, that's what we call them funny.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
It is funny. They play better at night games. Okay, well, Brittany,
let's rip into this quiz. Three questions in front of
you and a prize. It's Anzac Day tomorrow. Can you
name one ingredient of an Anzac cookie? Oat? Yeah, it's
in there, Amzack biscuit. I suppose no one really calls
them a cookie? Yeah? Well, supposedly. People have been pulling

(16:31):
sickies this week to go to the beach during the
hot weather. I mean it's pretty this close to winter,
getting like twenty seven degree days. It's another top of
twenty seven today. I don't blame them, be honest. Have
you ever pulled a siki?

Speaker 10 (16:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Cool? Well, I mean most people have. Could you give
us your best sick voice? Imagine Ben and I are
your bosses and you're calling in sick this morning. Let's
let's see how you go.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
I don't think I'm going to be able to come
in today.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Very good, that's good. Sounded awful, he sounded awful. We
all know you've just seen the Hooters earlier that day
and had a big night after it. You can't be
us getting to work after Okay, they'll be careful on
this one, Brittany, because you might need to sense yourself.
Kiddler Roy has donated thousands to an Adelaide guy who

(17:22):
actually tattooed him his his home in Semaphore was caught
on fire and left his family homeless, so he's don't
add a lot of money to them, which is nice.
We're wondering, could you please finish these lyrics or no
you don't know the song? No? What like you did
a bit more of a hang on like you can't field.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
The way yourself, I can't be right here?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll pay that autely.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Direct that. That is the one thing that producer Bell
says to every single person before they come on, don't swear,
And we were trying to get you to swear there.
But you did the right thing by not doing good
on your Britney. Well played.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You have got yourself four tickets to go see the
drama with Zendeia and Arpats.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Great morning, laam Oprah supposedly thinking about running for president.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
You get a nuke, You get a nuke? Everyone, check
under your seat. What is it? It's a note saying
we're going to take your oil refineries.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I'd love to see if if Oprah was running, I'd
love to see her opposition be Jerry Springer.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Didn't he die? Did he? Pretty sure Jerry's dead man
might die in the polls? Well, yeah, without goog I'm
just going to give that a Google. I don't want
to suppress. Yeah, twenty twenty three, rip Jerry. Yeah, there's
more good ones, Maury Povich. I mean Trump was a
TV guy. You're right, Yes, Apprentice Home Alone too, you

(18:57):
know what I mean? Quite a back catalog on IMDb.
Doctor Phil, Doctor Phil. I feel like I would potentially
vote doctor Phil. He does seem like a man. He's
sort of you know, he sorts out, you know, if
he can sort out cash me outside, how about that?
Then I'm sure he could be the leader of the
free world.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Bringing it back to Australia, Rove Rove McMahon Rove for
Prime Minister.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, he's like at the G twenty summer He's like,
and remember, mister Trump, So how do you come for me?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Me? Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Ricka coy coffee, Ricky coffee, hell of a coffee, hell
of a competition. All week people have entered online. We've
been calling them they've been answering with Ben and Liam.
I want to flick the bean. Uh. And then we
had a three entrance Carla, Leanne and Serena. We went

(20:00):
to lights viewed Drakes yesterday. We blocked out Aisle four.
They all had coffee beans in front of them and
they had to flick it basically the entire aisle, which
was longer and harder than you think, and they had
to get it within the landing zone. But if anyone
went off the rails, they would be immediately disqualified and

(20:22):
the winner gets a whopping prize worth over five grand. Carlo,
did you want to select a bean?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You don't want to go too thin. You might bean split,
but you go too thick and it might be too
hard to flip to the other side. We've also got
to check makes for its regulation. Not a fake bean, Yep,
that's real. That's a real rick of coffee bean. Here
we go, Carla, and you're ready. Carla, Tyler's made it
into the zone. But it's just cursing those fags. Yeah,

(20:56):
you're up.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
If you like.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, Leanne get past her bean. She flicks where is it? Oh,
it's off my finger? Cris In professional being flicking before.
Sometimes fingers cramped the fresh gets. The people'll come down
to this. Can Serena flick further than Carla? Okay, we

(21:25):
could have a winner here. If Serena can't make the distance,
Carla's won dead close. Congratulations, that was so close. That
was so close. Done, Toreena, You've done very well. But Carla, congratulations,

(21:46):
you've flicks to being the best.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You know, probably something on done.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
There are children here.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Here this shoes practicing at home.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, indeed, congratulations to Carla in Redwood Park. Two thousand
dollars cash, a doctor coffee hates, one coffee machine and
a year supply of Ricker coffee.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Bean and all this is possible thanks to Ricker Coffee
fresh from the roast and made and loved in an essay.
Grab a bag of Barossa Blend, Rundle Street Roast or
Henley Sunset from selected drake stores today. I tell you well,
while we were there at Drake's in Aisle four, I
was grabbing the Rundle Street Roast and I was squeezing
the bag and I was still in the air.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
But you know how they coffee bean bags like the
premium ones and that little bits he can spell them. Yeah, yeah,
Ben was just hoofing the coffee air.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I never realized, Lamb, that the reason that they exist
is so that when you're buying coffee beans you can
hook them because you know, like obviously if you care
about so they could breathe I thought it was still
the air rings they needed to breathe at. But no,
people use it and they go they sucked the air in.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah. Yeah, to be fair, I don't know how I
feel about other people putting this snout coffee?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Are they?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean, to be fair, anyone who smells them normally
buys them. Yeah, truecause they smell so damn good. Ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's our secret stain been going on for weeks now,
as it were going on for a month.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, I mean have we been on for a month?
Think so, I mean first of April we started. It's
the twenty fourth of April, so pretty.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Much someone has got to guess this secret stay in
ten thousand dollars. All thanks to automasters. We've given you
so many clues. We've been so descriptive with our wording. Heck,
the photo is up on socials. You can go their
seat with your own eyes. We've made podcasts with all
of the incorrect guesses.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
We've given you all the information you need to guess
this secret Stain. I have no doubt that it's going on,
like it has to go off today, so it may
as well be you.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Now, this is pretty exciting because if you've just listened
to the show you haven't heard before. Often we'll actually
speak to the stain. His name is Stanley Lean. You
always leave the studio to speak to Stanley. I thought
maybe today, yeah, you could speak to Stanley.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, I reckon, we could do that, yeah, like now yeah,
oh yeah, sure, Hey Stanley, how you doing.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Pretty good?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Do you think you're going to go off today as well?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go off today. Was it
because of that clue I gave out in the secret
podcast yesterday? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
That's the land right now. What you're seeing is a
definitive proof that Liam is not stanleyspite what people are saying.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Or that someone is having a breakdown. Thirteen one oh
six five Do you have a useless hubby? Maybe your
husband's forever forgetting things? Ben. I always thought of you
as a good father and a good husband, and I

(24:49):
suppose in some ways you are, but you know, the
devil's in the detail, buddy. And yesterday you were talking
about your fond memories of your first dance song to
Phil Collins, and I had to correct you who Collins was?
My wife Sam and I was first dance song were
for Collins? Didn't you have Elton John your song? No?

(25:11):
We did. Yeah, you're right. I was like, I was there.
We had a Phil Collins song in the place. How's
that just happened? I've remembered your first dance song, you
be Afraid of God. Your wife Sam ain't listening at
a minute. I don't know, dude. I feel like you're
you're sleeping out the front. You were in the doghouse

(25:33):
for at least a month. If this gets out, that's
so funny.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
If I have to remember all the small details like
our first dance song, I'm gonna forget stuff like our kids' names.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You got married like three years ago, should be pretty
top of mind, especially like yeah, for Colin's great, I
remember it well. I remember well. I mean, yeah, two
kind of old white guys. Maybe that's pretty much the
only Harrison between and Elton John. But yeah, Ben, you

(26:06):
know he's called himself out. He's a bit of a
useless hubby. If you have one, thirteen one oh six five,
we've got prizes up for grabs. We'd love to get
your stories this morning. Maybe they didn't only forget your
wedding song. Maybe they just forgot your anniversary or forgot
you were married entirely and cheated on you. That could
have happened. Hopeless hobbies.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
If you've got one, we want to hear what did
they do. Maybe you are the hopeless hubby and you're
dobbing yourself in thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
If you've got a hopeless hubby, Ben's one. He was
talking about how Phil Collins was his first aunt song,
and I corrected him that it was, in fact, Elton
John your song. Not only do I remember my own
first aunt song, I remember yours as well.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, you know it's one of those old guys, Elton John,
Phil Collins, Sarah, you're in Woodville?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Is this your husband?

Speaker 9 (26:53):
No, I'm dubbing myself in.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Selfie in You're hopeless?

Speaker 9 (26:57):
I am hopeless?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yes, yeah, right, that's what happened. So look, this was.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Quite a few years ago when Katie Perry came to Adelaide.
So not recently, but we got older. We had a
big date night, went to the entertainment center, scanned out tickets,
only to.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Be told we've been arriving a couple of days early.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well better, better two days early than late, you know, true,
At least you just get dressed up again. Yeah, it's
not like she's in Ecuador or something. By that point,
hamoush in angle Vale, you're also dobbing yourself in as
a hopeless hobby.

Speaker 10 (27:35):
Hi, Ben and liamb Oh my goodness, boys, I'm dobbing
myself in and hopefully my wife does not find out.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Look.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
Boys, getting a coffee at night, you know how, you
go and relaxed, sit down, put that coffee cup next
to next to the lounge, and then she gets up
and she's kicked it over four times and glass everywhere,
coffee everywhere. And I still have not learned my lesson.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
So you're always knocking over cups.

Speaker 10 (28:01):
Yeah she is. I leave my cup all over the floor.
The boys boots off like a penalty spot.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah right, then you're in the wrong for putting the
cup on the floor exactly.

Speaker 10 (28:10):
And she always takes it back to the kitchen and
I'm the one that's always doing the dirty.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, I do have the tea spoons. Always have teaspoons
on the couch. Yeah. We well, we've actually done some digging.
We've got We've got Kaitlyn, your wife. He is on
the line, Get a Kaitlyn. Is it this happens? This
happens often. Yeah, good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Often.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
It's probably not what i'd say daily.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
He is a notorious leave the cup on the floor,
and I'm always knocking it over.

Speaker 10 (28:40):
I quickly get up.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
I forget it's there.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
He always says, Caitlyn, don't forget the cups there?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
And what do I do?

Speaker 11 (28:45):
I knock it over?

Speaker 9 (28:46):
But who cleans it up?

Speaker 10 (28:47):
Who cleans it up?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
And also, did you say when you rest down for
your coffee at night?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
So has she drink coffee at night?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Boys?

Speaker 10 (29:02):
I drink about four a day. I've got to go
see a doctor or something.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, no, wonder why you know you're not cleaning up
your coffee cup and not remembering to put that's way
too much caffeine for one man.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, look, Caitlin, maybe Leam and I can swoop in
here and save the day. On Hamish's behalf why don't
we give you a two hundred and fifty dollars Lorna
Jane voucher.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Oh that would make up for all the more thing
I've had to do.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
The probably should have been some sort of like like
bowls ceramics voucher to replace all those mugs. But nonetheless
you've got yourself that voucher. You have a great day, kay, Caitlin.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Thanks so much, No worries see you Hamish, Thank you, gentlemen.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
What a pleasure.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
See a doctor. That's the real problem.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Secret stain, secret stain, secret stain.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yes, it's our secret stain. There is something smushed onto
an old cart seat and thanks to automasters you could
win ten thousand dollars if you can pick what it is.
There's a photo of it on the Ben and Liam Socials.
We've given away a bunch of clothes Coraally in Corolta Park.
Do you think you're going to be the one to
take it out?

Speaker 8 (30:09):
I truly hope so.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
And firstly, welcome back to Adelaide, the best city in
the world.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Ah, thanks Coral Aid, it's good to be here. I
tell you what now, I hope we can really make
your day and get your weekend started right. What do
you think it is?

Speaker 6 (30:24):
I reckon it baby pooh.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
We've had baby vomit, We've had dog vomit. Do you
know baby poo when you see it? Corally, Oh, definitely.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
I've had two nieces I looked after when they were little.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Corally, I did lick it willingly a couple of weeks ago.
Do you think I would lick baby pooh for radio purposes?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I think you'd be so dedicated to your job you
do it for any reason.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I'm pretty dedicated to the craft, Coralie, I do that.
It's not baby poo. Nat in Mount Gambia, good morning.
Is your heart pounding out of your chest or what
it actually is?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Take Rand on the line here. What he is?

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Well, I think it's a range sauce, and I think
it's specifically often at Christie Dollar that I'm going with you, rach.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sauce ranch sauce.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Now, I mean that does tie into a lot of
the clues with the.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Dairy herbal elements. Yeah, I can see why A Samelia
did say he was getting those things when he sniffed
the car seat for us.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Your heart's beatn out of your chest ten thousand dollars
just within your fingertips.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
Nat.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Sorry, I'm sorry. Someone has to win this cast.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
We are not moving on until someone gets a Gemma
in Mount Barker joins us.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Now, good morning, Gemma.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Hi, Ben and Liam.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
What is your guess for our secret stain?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
My guess is Barber Ganuche.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Baba Ganoche is a dip, right, Yes, how would that
tie into the clues?

Speaker 9 (32:18):
So I think Barbara gshes B and G, which is
the beg staying alive, and then the justin Bieber baby,
Baby and Baba are kind of the same. Oh yeah,
And then I think there was a sneaky eggplant clue
thrown in at some point, which barbarash is made out
of eggplants.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
So I think yesterday I said the rudest emoti and
that was that was in the secret podcast. That's true
done your home? Interesting? Yeah, so you're pretty sure it's
Barber Ganuche.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So if you won ten thousand dollars, what would you do?

Speaker 9 (32:57):
I would use the ten thousand dollars to put towards our.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Wedding getting married hopefully.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
My partner and I have been together seventeen years, engaged
for twelve, and we have four kids. So a wedding
is definitely on the car.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Ten thousand dollars would be great. I mean, it certainly
go a long way to making that dream come true. Now, look,
we've had it, We've had a lot of we've had
a lot of guesses, We've had a lot of people
say a lot of things. The question is, is better
my self secret stained smushed onto the old car seat, Baba,

(33:34):
Goodnus and Gemma. The answer is.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Oh, Jemma, you've just won ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (33:52):
Oh my goodness, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Joh my god.

Speaker 9 (33:55):
This has consumed my whole workplace for the last two weeks.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well, I hope you're not with any of those damned colleagues.
Leave work if you have to. You've won. You picked
the secret saying it was Buba this whole time.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
Oh my gosh, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was Bubba got smooshed into the seats.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
You get it, we Bubba got smushed it in. It's
so oblivious now.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
It is so obvious once you get it.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I think, Jemma, I wonder if do you think your
fiance would know that you're on the radio right now.

Speaker 9 (34:24):
He absolutely is listening.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Wonderful. Well, I hope he's celebrating as well. Congratulations Jemma.
Don't you've said it's consumed your life? Did you have
like a list were you're writing down all the wrong answers?
Were you working through it? Do you have a big
board maybe with pieces of stream connected to clues.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
No, but my partner did say to me he was
worried that if it wasn't Baba, that would happen.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, right right, Well, well done. Congratulations. Of course this
is all thanks to our good mates at Automasters who
jumped on board with this absolutely ridiculous idea. Absolute legends.
They're the ones that front it up with the CA.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
She can see any repairs required on your car with
autocam video reporting from Automaster's service and repair centers co
Ordermasters on one three hundred Automasters.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well done, Jemma in Mount Barker. If you just tuned in,
she's picked us secret stain ten thousand dollars going towards
her wedding. It was Baba Ganush the whole time. It
was I'm just got a call from Nicole and angle Vail.
How you doing? What's going on? Hi? Ben and Liam?

Speaker 9 (35:25):
I was calling about the secret stain.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, it just went off, Nicole.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, what was it?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Did you miss it?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You used the moment?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
It is the big thing?

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Yeah, No, I was listening to you guys, and then
I was trying to dial through and I have gone
to the car.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah. Have you been playing along? Have you been trying
to win the cash? Oh?

Speaker 9 (35:43):
I've been sort of mentally playing along. But then I
had a big brain thought this morning, and as soon
as it clicked, I was like, I need a call through,
and I haven't been able to get through until now.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Nicole. Obviously it's gone off, so we know what it is,
just out of interest, like the money has been one
now it's gone. What did you think it was?

Speaker 9 (36:01):
I thought it was bub.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It was it was it was.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Literally that I could even show you my search.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I believe you. I believe you. But that's I'm devastating.
Oh man, because did you did you get it from
the clue the rudest to emerging Eggplant?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Actually, because eggplant did?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
It was the.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
Baby so Bubba and then b G so Bubba.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yes, no, and then it's Aumilia yeah, yeah, but he
said sour herbal elements. There was another one where I
said Ben spoil, and a good way of differentiating us
is Ben's got two kids. I'm Liam talking now. I said, Ben,
you're spoilt, and so Bubba gans Apparently it's Arabic for
spoiled papa. Oh still there, spoiled.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
He was all there in front of everybody, Nicole. And
then you did figure it out. Unfortunately, the phone lines
were just so cool that you didn't get through Feld.
Hey do you want some tickets go to the footy tomorrow?

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sure, yeah, if.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You want them, they're all yours. Tickets are on sale
now for Port Adelaide versus Geelong. Those tickets are yours, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Awesome, Thanks so much, Nicole. You look you do seem
like a bit of a detective, and I think you'll
probably be able to work this out. But yes, if
people tuning in Gemma from Mount Barker picked ouur ten
thousand dollars secret staying it was Bubba gush smushed into
the old car seat to a smush. But Nicole, you
may be able to use your your special detective powers
to work this out. But all I'll say is something

(37:29):
is coming on Monday. Okay, maybe just keep an ear
out for that one.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
You might not a one to cash this time round,
But who knows what's gonna happen on I, for one, have.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
No clue what could possibly be announced on Monday. You're
on Kiss one or two three? Frauna may try this week.
Elder Meat Store and Glenn Gowrie have given us this
wonderful tray. And I gotta say, you've had chas Licks,

(38:02):
but you've not had Elder Meat Store Chaslicks. Game changer Ver, Joe,
are you here during the day? Here and Kiss got
me onto these guys. My god, some of the finest
quality meats you've ever tasted. I'm salivating just thinking about now. Look,
before we get to our favorite call of the week,
who will win the met Trap? Of course, I do
think we need to give an honorable mention ben to Talia,

(38:25):
who had our favorite bungle of the week.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
But incontinental, that's a different incontinent is when you can't
but in continent continental sounds like that's a nice.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Dish from around the world. That's the hotel, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
That your hotel into con Tell anyone who said that,
I'm sure no one heard it. We won't replay that
to day thirty. Well, here we are.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
We lied. Intenance was the word we're looking for there.
So good, but our favorite caller was a bit of
a cringe one this week sort of made you your
skin crawl a little bit. It was the wonderful Caitlin
from Powerful Gardens, who really put her foot in it.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
I worked in an office and we had two.

Speaker 8 (39:17):
Steves in the office, and one of them had a
lazy eye, so everyone behind his back, just to.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
Identify between the two, called him one eyed Steve.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Anyway, Oh gosh.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
I called the office.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
One day and Steve answers the phone, and.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
I thought it was normal.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Steve, I said, can I please speak to one eyed Steeve?
I guess that's me.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Because he had one on the cheaps and one on
the DIBs. Caitlin, you're an awful person, but you win.
I'm glad my embarrassment can come to some good man.
I hope Steve whatever we I won't call him the name,
but hope Steve gets to share in some of these
quality meats.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
Oh maybe might give him a sausage or two.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Maybe quality cuts to cooking tips, elder meats towards variety
of sucking on steak, chatlets, Minnie Rosa more please the
whole family this weekend, I will put in the coordinates
for our meat cannon to powerful gardens. Are you on
standby to catch it?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
There, Caitlin, I'm ready to go, ready when you.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Are all right? Here we go, Si, its way, Here.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
We go, here it comes ah ah, Sorry, wipe out
that sausage meat from your eyes. Thank you for calling.
You're best caller of the week. I will do this
again next week and.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
We are back. Michael, you mentioned you're in the truck.
Are you a truck driver or are you just driving a
truck for work?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
No, I'm I'm a truckie by trade.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yet are you a road dog?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I'm a road Dog's that?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
What do you hold them?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Secret? Freight? So I'm actually not obliged to say your secret.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Mean?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
So I do stuff for the military or something? Yeah?
Sort of, yeah, suff that is under the down low.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
W it's either like drugs or weapons.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
We can speculate. You don't have to say that. It
seems like you've got secret military weapons. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Let's just say I'll look after I'll look after the
whole show.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, okay, wow are you are you driving B double?
You got a big, a big truck?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah, so I was driving B double. Yep, so an
A trailer and a B trailer and then sometimes we
split it up, change the color of the tarps and
go incognito.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You holy crap, are you allowed to?

Speaker 6 (42:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Like armor guard dudes, there's like there's like three guys
and there's one that stays in the van and then
they go out with their stuff on, Like are you
allowed to stop off for a chicka roll on the
side of the road.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
I've got I've got to blend in with society.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, you mean again, you don't. You don't have to say,
because this is you're not obliged to. But lem and
I can speculate, you know, I'm getting the vibe that
it's like the what was that thing? It was like
nuclear and it fell out the truck and it was
the size of like a thumb and they were like,
where is that thing? And they couldn't find it. It
seems like that, like it seems like it's something like that.
And look, Michael, you just pleaded the fifth in mate.
But it's just it's it's definitely interesting that you feels

(42:37):
a bit big classified information. Yeah, weapons of classified destruction
y type vibe. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
So and is it just you out on the road
like that? I mean, obviously we're keeping your company through
the pod, but is there anyone else in there with you?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
No? Just just myself?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
And do you have a handgun with you? All?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
No comment?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Okay, all right? Interesting? Can we talk about and fair
if you don't want to, Ben, but can we talk
about the idea that yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
So we're speculating over this idea, Michael, which I think
you'd be really into. It would just take a head
of a long Like we were thinking of starting this
idea now and hopefully we still have a radio gig
in like four or five years, so then we can
get the payoff.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
So I said to de Lean this was a few
weeks ago because I actually just not not a radio bit,
but I actually wanted to get my truck license though.
That'd be fun and something that I would come in
handy one day if I'm not working in radio and
I just need I need a truck the hall stuff
to get to the farm or whatever. I was like,
I just want to I want to get my full,
my full truck license like the ones you're driving the
big rigs. But what is it is it like a

(43:35):
Class H or something like that. It's the one. It's
the one in the middle where it's like he goes car,
then he goes truck, then it goes big truck, and
then it goes really big truck.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
But over in Purson it's a little bit different. So
we've got MR, which is you can drive on your
car license, and then we've got HR which is heavy
rigid yep. And then we've got HC which is heavy
combination which is one trailer. And then you've got MC
which is multi combination, which is what I've.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Gone right anyway, So the bit was I said to La,
I was like, I want to get my truck license,
and Lim's though that was really funny, and then we
were looking into it and then we're like, oh, if
you're gonna do a bit where you get a truck license,
like you've got to get the big one because then
we thought if I if I secretly got my B
double truck license, it's gonna take me probably minimum two

(44:23):
years behind the scenes guidance.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I'm sure he could give you tips Saturday the test.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
And the bit was going to be because famously other
radio shows have taken a caravan around the country. There's
lots of content around transport around the great country of Australia,
but no one that I can think of that I
am aware of, radio show or just content in general,
has driven a B double around the country. Like if
Liam and I so leamb be the past leamanby Navigator

(44:48):
I'd be driving, would be a couple of road dogs
and we'd take the B double the Mac I'm assuming
probably the most known truck brand. We'd take the Mac
around Australia.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
And the other thing is Michael We obviously we're just
doing an Adelaide shot the moment, but if yeah, we
we had the national airwaves at once upon a time,
but it would that would be the best if you
could get people calling up from Brisbane and being like, yeah,
like I bought this car, but it's in perfectly genuinely
around just eating chicken rolls, reviewing her roles. So I

(45:18):
don't know how our wives and your kids would feel
about it the road, on the road for like.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
A month, even just meeting other road dogs.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
The gas Yeah, yeah, and we could obviously use the
the truck stops. You know you have those special microwaves
and lead the trucks. That would be good.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I think we can definitely arrange something, boys, for.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Sure, I like it.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Well, look if we if we do it, the way
we would do it is, we wouldn't announce we're going
to do it. We were just in secret. I would
go and get my truck license and when I'm ready,
we would go, Hey, Ben's been doing this full Nathan
for you Yeah, yeah, literally, Lathan for you is a
great example.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Well look absolutely we're king as well. Before we let
you go, is there anything else? Any thoughts of the pod?
Any pros cons?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Boys? I must say you guys have done an impeccable job.
The Long Pink podcast, especially for me, is definitely a winner.
The Little Short podcast was just an inconvenient and I
think the long podcast get it all in one hit.
But one thing I do want to throw in. You

(46:25):
know when you do the fart at the end, yeah,
you reckon. We could do like a bit of.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
A strain exactly. You're on the strain.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
End.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, Like maybe.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Bring in Bell Jackson, see what she makes of it.
Come on in, how you doing? Last point of business
for the week.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Do you think that we could get a strain before theocusting?
Come on?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Pers Just what, Michael?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
What the hell? Well, I mean you've already got the fart?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, I find it.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
But so we can argue that that's a cute fart
when the bosses finally listened to our podcast one day, and.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Then it's almost a test to see if they will
ever listened to it. I don't think any bosses listening
this far into the podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, and even if they do, like the strain and
the fart is not for the masses, it's for the
for the pod squad.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
What about it? If it was like have you got
the thoughts there?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Ben, I can get it, yeah, because what if it
was like.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
A strain and then there's the little one and he's
like oh, and then there's a really big one and
then it's just like it's one file. Yeah, So I
don't know, Ben's the different So if there was like
so for example, if it was like and that's it,
and then I'm like.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And then I go that's the wrong thing, And then
you go what And then I'd be like, maybe it's
just strained quick one and that's it.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Should it be strained fart and that's it.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Because it would be like off our voice to'd be like,
oh well thanks anyway, Jillian. And then if you're hearing,
what the.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Hey, Michael, do you do you want a fridge magnet
or a kiss bucket hat?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I'm gonna have to go to the fridge magnet?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Yep, Michael, could you just d M on the Ben
and Liam insta page your best postal address then please?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I can definitely do that. And I've got one more
surprise for you boys and girls.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Go for it.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I've got a vinyl cutting machine at the moment, and
I'm coming up with a Ben Lemonon Bell kiss sticker.
What Ben and Liam kiss sticker right right? And so
it's just for you guys just to hand out or whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
You have a machine that makes stickers.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Exactly right, and and people put them on the back
of their cars. So like me, I'm a caller from
the pod or whatever anywhere in Australia and people put
that on their cars. So when you're stuck in traffic
and someone's behind.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
You, yeah, well yeah, especially especially from a road dog
who's used to seeing other bumpers and taking taking in
the surroundings.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
And that's I mean, that's great intel and I love
the idea, Michael. That's exceptional.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
It'd be really cool if we could bespoke it so
I don't know how I'm thinking out loud here, but
because we could bespoke it so that it was like
the pod as in, you know, I mean like, because
the Pod Squad is obviously so important they get the
numbers up on this thing. I wonder if we could
somehow be like, like would you would it be Ben
and Liam and then just kiss the design that I'm
thinking about you.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Have a QR code for the pod.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Maybe that's what people.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
As well. We can do Ben and Liam Pod and kiss,
so like a black in the middle. Yeah, yeah, so
people know that it's on the pod and people know
that it's on the Kiss radio station.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
I like it like I'm in the pod squad, and
then it's like and then it's.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Just like, actually, hey, stop riding my ass, Ben and
Liam Podcast, Get out of my ass, you know how,
things like yeah, well, well do.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
You want like is this a team thing, Michael, or
do you want to come up with the design and then, like.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I reckon, it's the seame thing with the boys, definitely
got to be and then it's got to be signed, sealed,
delivered by yourself there bell, because you know what I mean,
even an old squeeze of the fight has to get
debated with you.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I'll do the heavy lifting. You're going to ride my ass.
At least listen to the podcast. Yeah, I like all
these you know, you do actually see them in the
wild sometimes.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
My favorite that I've seen that I always think about.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I kind of want one.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
It says baby on board and then it says the
baby is me.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I'm crying.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I hadn't seen.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
That's pretty good. But you could also do that. You
could be like Benelams listener on board.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Well just while, just really quickly, speaking of the Pods
Squad specifically, there is five hundred and ninety nine members.
So if you want to be members six hundred. If
for some reason you listen to the pod but you
don't you're not in the Pods Squad, then just search
Benolin's Pod Squad. It's the new one. The old one
had way bigger numbers, but we had to move. Of course,
I think there to.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Be honestly, I think, honestly, Michael and I think this
is just us being completely transparent, higher quality.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
No, And but I would also say the six hundred
that are in the pod squad are probably the same
six hundred that are actually genuinely listening to the pod
every day because.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I'm high number.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
The numbers are pretty similar to that. Like it's it's weird,
like we can see like the downloads, and.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
There's still I would say on average we get regularly
one thousand.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
Yeah, the course of a week, it's usually a tho.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
So there's still about four hundred people who listen to
this thing regularly, but they not in they don't yeah, true.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, so when just need to get it out there more. Yeah,
so people know that it's out there.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah, I agree, Michael. Hey, Michael, there was such.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
A gap between Ben liam and Bell Podcast and now
Ben Liams, so people think that you guys aren't on
air anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It's a long time. That's a long time. Get that.
Sometimes I see people when they go mate, they say, oh,
I used to listen to you on the radio, and
you're like, oh, well I'm still on it. Yeah, Yeah,
what do want to about sticker do we want to?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I think that's a that's a Michael and a Bell
thing off air. You can work out the actual details
of that, but I would love the stickers. Is awesome.
I mean no, we just as know.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Michael just said it's a team.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
We're going to We're going to come up with the design.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know we will. Yeah, And then that's like, let's
let's say this conversation off the pod for now, work
out a design.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, will circle back, We'll take the comms offline.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, awesome, all right, Michael May I will let you go.
Thank you so much for doing the stickers. That's an
amazing idea, and just for listening to the pod in general.
We appreciate your ears.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Love you boys. You keep up with great work. You're
doing absolutely fantastic. Love yours good.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Michael, appreciate your ears so much.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
What a lovely nice wasn't he? If he doesn't hang up,
he can he'll.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Figure it out. Yeah, that's fine, all right, Bell.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Before we do end the pod, though I haven't looked
at it on purpose, I kind of wanted to be
excited by it. Yesterday there was the discussion around the magnets,
the Ben and Liams show magnets, which is kind of
what we're talking about there with the stickers, but magnetized. There
was two suggestions. There was the there was the gross.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Well I've called it last Finish.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
She's like dream world esque where it was like.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
A fat, a POxy glaze magnet or more of a
slick mate magnet. And we were deciding which one to make,
and there was a bit of discussion around. I was like, well,
why don't we just make both of them. We'll just
see which one people want. They can each to their own.
They're still you know, even know one is kind of
arguably gross, they're both still you know, fridge magnets, which
is what we've been promising. And I do want to

(53:57):
get the wheels rolling on this thing.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah we can't. The problem is we can't get fifty
to fifty because then once all the mat ones are
gone and then there's the gross seney epoxy ones the left,
there's gonna be like, oh, you've won one, but it's
the epoxy one, which is still kind of funny, I guess,
but bell, what do the people vote on?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
All right?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
So yeah, we put it in the pod squad the
Facebook group. There were twenty votes and I will give
a special shout out to Kyler who was the one
vote for Oh.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Either one I would like right?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Nineteen votes in total for Matt.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It's good to know people will have a eye.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
So you know, what if if having said it out
loud now, it is kind of funny that if we
get fifty to fifty and then once all the mat
ones are gone.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Everyone get.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
It's like how you got one?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
But it's the apoxy like, are well are you definitely
talking about the mat ones?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Is the yeah? The flat shitty ones? No, no, no good.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Also, this pigeon can needs to be sorted out placed
that I can't do anything about that. So there's a
camera because Ben and I we don't have any windows
here in the studio, so it's honestly, it's a bit
hard to when you're like morning, I'm a beautiful day
is it wouldn't know we're in a dark room here.
So we've got this live cam setup, which is I'm
pretty sure anyone can get it on the council website

(55:11):
so you can see what we're looking at as well.
It's basically a camera that looks out over Victoria Square.
You can see the Hilton Hotel there and the a
Dina and the bottom left corner.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
It gives you a bit of a sense chat City's
doing that.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
They're setting up Tasting Australia there at the moment in
the ten Danya. So it's basically this would be Adelaide
town Hall, I would say, at the top of town
Hall looking out. But it's stressful because there's a live
camera there and I'm looking at it and during the
show it will rattle like this an earthquake, and I'm like, ah,
die And it's because there's a pigeon sitting on the
top of it. And then the pigeons I don't know

(55:42):
what they're doing. I don't know if they've got a
nest underneath it, but there is like three pigeons that
stand in front of the camera and they look from
the perspective obvious because they're a lot closer to the camera.
It looks like Godzilla tearing through Victoria Square. Do you
want the camera or not?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Because that's the camera. I want the camera, but I
want the pigeon to be taken care of.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Well, I will take care of it by letting it
have a.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Nice Is there something we could do where we could
have like a hot plate around for yeah, so like
it's too hot for the pigeon to land on all
some spikes, or we just put like lots of rat poison.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Around it, like a ring of poison.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You know what I'm going to do us here? First, No,
it wasn't, Yes, it was that pigeon has not been
a live long here before humans. Brother, Well, but I
mean specifically that pigeon. I don't know what's the lifespan
of a pigeon. Let's find this out.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
The pigeons are very very.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Smart in the country. When they they have like fields
of food or whatever it is. They've got the air guns,
the air cannons. It's not a real gun. It's just
the sound of a gun and every five minutes it
will go off and it will scatter the birds.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
The pigeon has every right, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Because of their low intelligence.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
They have very high intelligence, very high. People use pigeons
to deliver things.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
If it was so high, it wouldn't be hanging around
a camera.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
So what do you think, what do you Let's do
a little the pop queers of what the life span
of a pigeon is. Because I was arguing that five years.
You think five bell, What do you think?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
How long does a pigeon live?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
How long does a pigeon live?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Ah, two years?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
You're both close. But Bell's technically within range, so three
to five years. So technically the pigeon could be older
than the camera camera. It does look young, though, I
can tell from the plumage it looks like a young.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Pige Look, if you're on the camera, it comes with
nature and you can just steal.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I think we're going to pay. See how there's that
bell tower to the right there. I think we might
pay for a sniper to sit in that bell tower.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
You know what a good, a humane option would be.
We pay a man or a woman, perhaps a small child.
We pay them to sit just above the camera and
whenever the pigeon gets close, goes shoo. But they don't
make any noise, but they just show funny.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It would be a funny bit. I mean, it's not
funny anymore because I've had the idea, so he wouldn't
be able to prank me. But if it was like
April falls and you guys hacked the camera and then
you had like a like a YouTube bomber or something,
coming over like a UFO or something, and it just
drops a giant and I'm like, oh my god, and
like you know what I mean, it's like looks like

(58:20):
mass destruction.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Yeah, at the moment, do you think like everyone in
all your family's dead?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Well, to be fair, if a nuke drop, to be.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Fair, live radio, there's a giant war breakout, which is
very believable.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It's a ten minute a combat private of course.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Yeah, we can't break lam because actually he has a
hotline where the government can call him to everyone is
a coombank private under attack.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
When need a load to find the aliens.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Yeah, Michael with his weapon druck.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
William's got his money. Do you think if Yeah, do
you think if there was a war coming, because I've
we've got private banking that I'll just be like, you'd
be like where are you going on? Like I just
need to take care everything because there's like a bunker
for me. Yeah, make private funk.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
The helicopter lands on the roof.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Dude, what are you going on? I can't tell you.
Wish I could love you guys, nice knowing you what
can we come to the bunker?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
No, just the last thing bell I've fully flipped them
what I said, let's get fifty to fifty of the magnets. Yeah,
as much as we can buy whatever. I can't care
what the number is, but just by fifty percent, yeah,
gross ones and fifty percent awesome ones, and then we'll
let people just pick and then when there's none left,
they get the gross.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
But I have not backtracked on the sniper in the
Bell Tower. Yep, if we can get someone like have
you seen the stuff about the White Death? Do you
know who he is? No, you're not heard of this guy.
He's this like Finnish guy. They called him the White
Death because he had five hundred confirmed kills.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Instead inside of the Jackal, Jackal.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
The Jackal, yep, instead of using a glass sight so
you it would get flash in the snow, he would
use like steel sights so they couldn't see him. But
his face got a bit blown off. So there's actually
photos of this guy. He only died in two thousand
and two. But yeah, simo, the White Death is that

(01:00:17):
what American snipers based. No, that's not a different guy.
Chris Chris Kyle, real guy as well. Sad story, but yeah,
here go, here's this is the guy I'm talking about
the White Death. Whoa, it's like a like a movie. Yeah,
he sort of looks like a Bond villain. But yeah,
of course the horrors of war.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
All right, well, on that note, On that note, cool
we end the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yes I think so.

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
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