Ep 18: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog (Now read it backwards)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Their names are Ben and Leo podcast. What is Up?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I joined the Ben and Lamb pod squad If you
haven't yet, it's a Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
If you listen to this, you should be in that.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And that's where we're getting a lot of people's numbers.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And it's nice to speak two podcasters.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Very excited because this is a name I've seen pop
up a lot doing posts, making names that sort of stuff.
Apparently never been on the pod before. Jared Jenkins, how
you doing?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I'm well guys, j.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Jenkins, Lero. You know Leroy Jenkins?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
The world?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Is it World of Warcraft?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Or is it dumb world Warcraft?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, world Warcraft?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Yeah, Jared, you've never been on the pod before?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
No, I know that I can recall. No. I think
I've been on the show once, but not on the pod.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Do you remember what you called for on the show?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:24):
No idea Okay, Jared, this is exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Lean mentioned the pod squad you can join. We know
you've joined because your post active member. We've just hit
six hundred members, so that's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's good after we've rebuilt after two people left earlier
in the week.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You have review brutal. But yeah, Jared Jenkins, what do
you do with yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
I'm a cinema manager?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
All right? Oh can you say where?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, the Victor Cinema down in Victor Hart.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Right, Yeah, a bit of a drive for us.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I was kind of hoping it would be local and
maybe you could sort us mates rates.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
What's the best movie out in the last kind of
twelve months in your opinion? Like, what's the most anal movie?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Either Project Tail Mary or.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Capture one, oh, the one with Freedom fifty six whatever
they call it. Yeah, good movie one day after the
next or something like that after the next, Yeah, but
one after another or something.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I didn't love it, but I didn't not like it.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I watched.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
I enjoyed it enough that I finished it, but I
didn't didn't like.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
The Lockjaw arc Yeah, the Colonel Lockjaw. But yeah, no,
I I wouldn't. I don't feel they need to see
it again. No, yeah, Project Hail Mary is the new
Gosling one.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah right, So like, well, you know if if the
Yardsticker's Inception, that's one hundred percent. Where does this land
in that sort of space movie genre?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think keeping that I meant in.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Say, because Inception isn't a space movie.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, yeah, it's I misspoke. Forgive me, please don't take
a thing.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Okay, I don't think they're pretty on par. They're very
different films, but pretty wow, I mean, because that kind
of like a buddy cop movie but in space.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I mean, you're selling it. That sounds so good.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't want to I won't say which cinema because
I don't want to dox my friend.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
But I went to school with a girl who.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Works at a cinema and Sarah and I went to
like a gold class and she was.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Like, alright, mate, Commonwealth Private. We had a voucher anyway,
it's about you for free through Commonwealth.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It was just so we're going to this movie, right,
and because I knew go work this, just like what
do you want? And oh no, we're all good, Like
we'll just get a drink and she's like, no, just
get whatever you want, and she like she just fully so,
like we just got all this food and she was
sending out these desserts stuff we didn't pay for anything.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
How cool is that?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Like there's something nice about when you go to Gold Class,
which I've never been, but I've heard as much bullshit
i've heard, but the food actually isn't great, but because
you're in a cinema, it just I know, it makes
it taste about from what you've heard. From what I've heard, Yeah,
my friends have told me.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, right, you're friends with private banking excellently, I bleed read. Okay,
well do you, Jared Jenkins, do you believe that Ben's
not with a private banking firm?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Thank you, mate, Absolutely, I'm the worst pack Norman.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thank you. Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't know if you've heard this segment before, Jared,
but there's this this segment where I played TikTok's on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Have you heard that one?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, that's it. I describe a.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
TikTok ye so you'll hear it in the pod. But
Ben actually really enjoyed Today's which is huge relief for
me because I think, you know, the segment was wearing
thin on some people around the Kiss one or two
through a building. But I actually, as a little podcast treat,
have a bonus technical that I was going to play
just for the podcasts at the end of this episode.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah, as they jump into this episode, because then people
can hear the original and then we'll get that after this.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, we have a call here from Christy and Dough
the gardens.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
What are you calling about.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Morning Garden having a house party or something?

Speaker 9 (05:23):
What's happening there?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's right, we are.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
We're having a huge party. Well, we don't know where
the location is.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
He Yeah, we we spoke about this yesterday. We're throwing
a party at Ben's house to celebrate us starting here
at Kiss.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
He's got a big.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Lawned area and he's also got a sauna. Have you
ever been in a sauna before, Christie?

Speaker 9 (05:43):
No, it's too hot for me. That's sounds cool.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
There's a better time than never than to do it
at this party because it's going to be hot, hot, hot.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
So look, I don't love parties. I'm okay with doing
like a housewarming. Eventually, I'm quite extroverted. I love a party.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Ben. Yeah, he's quite a guy.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
But that's why he's been kind enough on this occasion
to offer up his place, which is cool and obviously
myself and all the kiss one of two three listeners
will be very respectful.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
What about food, what's going to go on with the food?

Speaker 10 (06:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
We'll work, we'll work on catering. Would you like to
see Christy at the party?

Speaker 11 (06:17):
Prizes?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Any prizes for food?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
For food, for food, party pies, pies like some curry paths,
something like that.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
You're fond of cheesels.

Speaker 9 (06:30):
No, that was going to get.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
A few boxes of cheesels.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
But now that's allright, Okay, so you want prizes, you're
not too.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Asked if you eat or not.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
I'm also worried that if it's at our house, well,
why a mam you be entertaining this If it's at
my house, the lawns, the lawn's going to get real
like scuffed up and stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Oh well, little.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The shoes off on the lawn. I think that's like
shoes on inside off the Yeah, they'll obviously be ground
rules and that sort of thing. And you've been winging
a hell of a lot about this, so we've already
invited so many people, and you know, I think you're
worried because obviously you've got two kids.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
A dog, a wife.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, well I've taken care of all of that, don't
you worry. I actually called your wife Sam after the
show yesterday to tell her about the party, and she
was super cool about the whole thing. There was no
way she was nude. She was actually really cool about it.
You'll hear how she reacted next.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I'll believe it when I hear it.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
We're throwing a massive party at Ben's house.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's going to be huge.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Everyone's invited. It's the Kiss one O two three house
warming party. And I was just saying before Ben, how
I know you you're concerned about having it at your place.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You said your wife probably wouldn't be cool with it.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I know she won't be cooled, but I took some
Liberty's after the show yesterday. I thought i'ld just get
ahead of this thing because we've already invited so many people.
So I called your wife Sam myself to let her
know about the party, and surprisingly, she was super chill
about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Hello Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sam Sam it's Liam.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Very well. Have you heard the news?

Speaker 6 (08:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
I haven't.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
We're throwing a big party and it's going to be
off the his A on the fourteenth of May.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Are you free you're going to be there?

Speaker 12 (08:12):
What's this party for?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's like Ben myself's housewarming kiss one, two three, you know,
a month and a bidy in new home, that sort
of thing.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Where are we doing this your house?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
No, this is news to me.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
How many people are going.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
To be there?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Three hundred? I don't think that's going to work? Oh really?

Speaker 12 (08:33):
I at your house?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Probably? No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
My house is too small for a small courtyard. Yeah,
because you've got you've got the grass.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
And the shed and the sauna. You know. I've been
through this with Ben.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
He seems he seemed cool with it, so I thought
i'd just make sure you were cool with it too
before I've already put the invites out, to be honest,
but just want.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
To yeah, okay, Well, don't think like I have much
choice for another Not really.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
But yeah, I mean obviously would love to have you there.
Don't know if the kids would be welcome because it
is eighteen less so I don't know if I could
get babysitters in or because of course, what we want
you to be there?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
That is that my godsign in the back there, Freddy.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, we're in a busy time at the moment.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh right, I've got you a bad time. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah yeah, okay, So what.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
Happens if I just locked the doors then no one
can access it.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It'll probably get violent.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I suppose people will kick the door in and go
a little crazy. I don't want that, you know, because
it could be, like you know, obviously a crowd. You
just want to keep everyone calm, keep the music. There's
a well, it could probably spill out into the park.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'd imagine.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm thinking Project ex Sile. You know that you've seen
that movie?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yes I have? Yeah, yeah, excellent.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, pretty sounds like you wants to come to the party.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
Huh No, I think he's telling you to to go.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, excellent, all right, well, yeah, looking forward to it.
Fourteen of May. Got that in the diary. I'm not
going to wrap all right, Just you remember it, you
remember it?

Speaker 10 (10:06):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Sounds good? Excellent, zam. Well you enjoyed the rest of
your day. Can I get a whoop poop. But I
don't think she was keen.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I was kind of getting the vibe. I was kind
of getting the vibe that she was into the party.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Busy. Then we just got at a bad time.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
No, I don't think the party is getting your head.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Dude, but already invited seventy.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
People to your house. Where else are we going to
have the party? I don't know, my house man, party
pooper about your ass?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You got the elevator. It's too small, too small of
a house.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Look, TikTok is banned for people under sixteen in Australia,
which is, you know, probably for the best, but it
does mean some of those younger people miss out on
some of the awesome stuff on TikTok. That's why I
do this segment, TikTok what Hot?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Explaining tig tops on your radio through audium.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, I explain tiktoks that I've seen so then everyone
can enjoy them. But no matter their age, TikTok is
a very visual medium, not this one, and I find
that it doesn't get the humor as well as you
would hopefully.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, this one's good. So this one.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's a guy in his house and he's doing this
little song to his friend. So he's like sort of
like stomping his feet and slapping his ass and singing
a song about mango.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Chutney and it's really really catchy.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Sower and I want.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
To dangle.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Dang yeah, and a sower and I want to devour mango?

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
What is it about that that's so catchy?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
For some reason in his heightman sounds like squidward going.
But you got admit that was a good TikTok on
the radio. That's gonna be stuck in your head now, right?
Do you like that? I knew you would like that.
That's I was happy with the one I brought in
this morning. It was talk.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
It was true audio.

Speaker 13 (12:21):
Radio.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
And remember, kids, this is the only place you can
hear the tiktoks you got under sixteen, So make sure
you listen to the Ben Lean podcast. Stick around to
listen to us live a bit of an update from
the stables in the household. Ben still sleeping on a
mattress in the living room the back of the house
because of the roadworks in front of the house.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Kind of digging it now.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know why we
need beds. Really, mattress on the floor does the job.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
You know, I've genuinely looked into and I'm probably going
to do it in the near future. Is get a
for charming? That is that like it's basically just like
sleeping on the floor. Like, yeah, Japanese use them, so
they it's still a mattress, but if you want, when
you're done, you can fold it up. It's less about
that and more just I think it's actually better for
your back. Yeah, you do look like a psychopath obviously

(13:09):
when your friends come around, you're like, oh, yeah, check
out the house is on sweet there that's a potarmi
matt Yeah, the lound rings you're what?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Sorry, I think they are. That's happened easier.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
I think they are catching on though. I mean I
don't think anyone listening.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Right now, you say catching on, I would be blown
away if someone Look, we're doing the sixteen quiz next,
so please call thirteen one or six five for that.
On the off chance you sleep on a Photarmi mat Oh,
that'd be great, and you're not a samurai, get in touch.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I don't think anyone's.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Actually I think I think you would get it and
be like it's good for your back.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
You do it for like three nights and be like,
I'm getting back on the matress.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
All right, Well, look, let's find out. This morning's a
bit of a shotgun approach. But thirteen one oh six
y five is our number. If you want to play
the sixteen quiz, you call us. But also if you
use a photarmi, Mat, we would love to speak with you.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Are you sleeping on the floor. What's it doing for
your back? I wonder if any of the other breakfast
shows are doing. Call us. If you sleep on a tarmi, Matt.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
All right, thirteen one oh six five is our number.
You will be rewarded with prizes if you get on
and play the quiz next, very simple three questions. You
get them, all right, you win the prize.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I've just looked it up.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
It's called a tatarmi, Matt, tatarmi, A fat armi.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
I think I was combining foton. Yeah you were, I
think you were tatarmi Matt, all.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Right, Si ten.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Six ten, Good morning Julia in Campbelltown.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Now have you called through.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
The sixteen quiz three questions? Or are you just here
because you haven't.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
No, I don't.

Speaker 14 (14:45):
I don't have that mattress.

Speaker 12 (14:47):
I've got a normal bit because I'm.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
A nurse and I need would sleep and I have
called through.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
For the quiz. Okay, wonderful, excellent, Well let's kick into it.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Helena Bottom Carter has quit her role in The White
Low after nine days of filming.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can you give us one location?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
The White Lotus TV show has been set in Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Hey, the search is on for Adelaide's mystery two million
dollar lottery winner from the weekend.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
What would you buy if you want two million? I
would buy a house. Okay, yeah, I think that's a
pretty good answer.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Last morning, you two Queensland men have performed citizens of rarest.
I'm a guy who sold two tiny houses. They put
him in tiny jail. Can you give us your best
shot at reading someone their Miranda rights.

Speaker 13 (15:37):
Or anything you do or anything you say will be
used to get.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
To you in court.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's not right to returnity. Oh it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm going to see if Tamika in Highbury can do
any better. Could you read us on Miranda rights like
you've just arrested us.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Anything you say can be used against you in the
court of law.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, there's just that we're looking for that little
bit at the start. It was the first the first
thing you say when you when you go, hey you.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh, no, Usually they're a bit chatty.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
They're usually a bit chatty, and they're like you you know.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
Oh you I just heard it.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Have you got it for telling that? To tell me?

Speaker 13 (16:29):
You in the corner of the shed?

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Thank god?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
What the hell?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
So did you ever sleep on it?

Speaker 10 (16:38):
No?

Speaker 9 (16:39):
It just annoys mets my partners. It's just taking up space.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What does you do? Just like rolls around on it
like a warrior or something.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Just as I said, that annoys meats in the way,
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Is it in the shed because you didn't want it
in the house, or is it in the shed because
that's his favorite place to sleep?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
Happy wife, happy way.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
So it's like if he if he's done something to
annoy you, you're on the time about to night, mate,
he's sleeping in the shed on the ancient Japanese mattress. Okay,
we're getting a little off topic here. Stacey and O'Sullivan Beach,
could you please read us some Miranda rights.

Speaker 14 (17:13):
You have the right to remain silent, will be the qulor.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well due you a cop.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
Maybe I'm a mum.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah right, yeah yeah yeah yeah, well you have to
police kids. I suppose all the time.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
You have won a family past that's convenient to the
Port River Cruisers.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yes, thank you, William. How's this story?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
You know?

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Lion like a drink company.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Oh yeah, they do, like four X Furpy, James Squire,
all the big ones, Stonewood like everything, West End nothing.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
They've come out now and said that they're using open ai,
which is chutch apt to predict people's drinking habits, right,
so then they know where to ship the beer too.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Oh I just a way to stock it. Yeah yeah,
are they sending it all to me? I'm all right
because I'm drinking all the beers. Send more, Send more
to that guy. Good fun, good stuff. You only get
that here.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You're only getting that here.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And you know what, stick around because ben up next
I'm gonna blow your mind.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
That's gonna be your mind next.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Yeah, they've even got sound effects on this show.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I tell you what, stick around. I'm going to say
a thing that you're going to be telling people. Work
Today thirteen one oh six five Today I learned. Maybe
it's something that you feel completely stupid for have going
your whole life without knowing and you want to share.
Or maybe it's just something that you're like, oh my god,
that's actually a crazy fact. I can't believe. I never

(18:52):
knew that, and I would love to share.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Maybe you just learned that the station's not called NIX anymore,
it's called Kiss, it's good Kiss, and that there's a
different show now and that's us Ben and Lamb.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm Liam speaking. Now, get this Ben Michelin Star restaurants.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know the Michelin man.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yes, the tire guy. Yep, same dude.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I knew that. You know why?

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Because they want to encourage No, no, no, hang on no,
because what the heck, dude, I'm not going to come
and bring the okay, go on, I think everything everyone
knows this one.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well, I didn't know that. So in what world did
you think?

Speaker 9 (19:33):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Like, in a Michelin start, it's like a really really
fancy restaurant, and then the man made of tires, Why
would he have any say because mine dining, it's all marketing.
So they wanted to encourage people to use their tires
to wear them down to buy more tires. So the
michelin Man started sponsoring great dining experiences to encourage people
to drive further to try the food, therefore using their tires.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, well you got my fact. So yeah, I don't know,
I really hurt. I hope at least someone in their
cars by like, wow, my mind's just been blown. Uh
well yeah, maybe everyone knew that.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I thought.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I thought that was crazy. I'm made of mine. This is,
as I said. Some of these things, you it's just
good facts. Other things you might just be like.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh my god, you're an idiot. As I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
My friend and his partner are over in Europe at
the moment and they're taking the Eurostar from Paris to London.
And he was saying, how which is the train that
runs underneath, And he was saying how.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Excited he is to see all like the marine glass tunnel.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
He thought like they would be like sea turtles and
stuff like swimming. Obviously, and I've been lucky I've done
the Eurostar, but I'm well aware.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Before I did it, I knew it would be a
dark tunnel.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Because it's like going under an ocean. But he thought
it was going to be like like an aquarium, the
whole the whole way through.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
But I bet he felt like a bit of an idiot.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
So thirteen one oh six five today I learn maybe
it's maybe it's great fact. Maybe you feel like a
bit of a goose because you didn't notice.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
I learned one This was actually yesterday I saw a video, Lamb.
I didn't know this, but in Japan, to teach road safety,
they take the young kindergarteners to a road traffic school
and then you know how you see like in test
dummy videos where they do the car crashes to simulate
the car crash they simulate they simulate people not looking

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both ways crossing the road and the car has a collision,
and they use it to scare the kids into looking
both ways before.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
They cross the road.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
And I thought, as in with a dummy with a
dummy and the kids are all sitting there like little
toddlers are all sitting there watching it. But I actually
didn't think it was that crazy. I was like, that's
actually a good way to teach it. I think that's
to look both ways. I think I've seen that on TikTok.
It's just like I saw it on Instagram. Yeah, a
bunch of kids just watching a dummy get exploded. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it's good because I don't want to be the dummies.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Really. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
We've got a text here on four eight thousand one
O two three as well from Hannah. She said, I
was it's thirty before I learned that the Titanic was
a real ship and not just a movie.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I can see why.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I guess it's the movies arguably more famous than the
ship for some people, younger people I suppose, who don't
go to school and stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I don't know. We're just saying how crazy it is.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
The Michelin Man, the taire man, the big white guy,
also the dude dishing out Michelin stars.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Am I crazy? Or do we do? Is that an
American thing?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Do we don't have a Michelin man here?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, it's it's French. The Michelin man is French.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
But do they sell michelin Man tires in Adelaide?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I think he's everywhere. You can't escape him.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
I think I think you can get a Michelin tire
here if you were Ye, No you can, yes, if
you want to get a Michelin tire you can, So
it's not like you go so so if you go
to a tire place, Yeah, and then you would buy
the Michelin tires.

Speaker 10 (22:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
The would be like, there's there's the Michelin, there's some Pere,
there's a Perelli, the racing tires.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Can you get Parellis? I don't know if you can
get I don't know if you can get them F one.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah right, tys is a real black spot.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
None.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I'm saying, just put the cheapest on there. Yeah, let's
get this move.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
And rotat them. That's what they do. They keep rotating
until they're bold. Yeah to me, you're in high reed.
What did you learn today?

Speaker 9 (23:14):
Fun back that race car felt backwards is actually race
car questioned it?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Well, don't worry.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
I wrote it down on paper before I believe the person. Yeah,
yeah right.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's a bit like Glennelle. Yeah, I never actually thought
of that.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
I don't know what that word is when you say
the word.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That can't before palindrome. Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good on you.

Speaker 10 (23:39):
To me.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Hey, on the text line as well, Leann's getting involved said,
I'm forty nine and I only learned last year. It's
will barrow, not will barrel, as in barrel on wheels.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, right, I think I say will barrow. Yeah, say
will barrow.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
But if you said will barrow, I wouldn't blink twice.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It's will barrel.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
No, no, no, it's it's will barrow.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh what the heck?

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Yeah, it's not barrel.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah no, no, no, hang on out.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
I was right, you're okay, No, sorry, I was just
I got I got distracted because I've looked up other palindromes.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Would you like to hear something? Go and give me
your top three.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Taco cat a man a plan a canal, Panama.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's actually pretty crazy. Yep, Madame and Eden, I'm adam.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
So this.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You can take around the work today.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Do not go anywhere else other than kiss one thirteen
six five.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
What's your favorite palindromes?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Sorry, another
palindrome you go hang a salami, I'm a lazagna hog
backwards is the same.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, that's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
I know.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
We've got a few more on the text line as well,
Daniel and Torrensville, Mister ol Amma metalworm, and one last
one from Amy no, sir away a papaya.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
War is on.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
I don't know if anyone's loving these palin They're all palindromes, guys.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
You can write them down a max in prospect. Do
you have a palindrome for us?

Speaker 6 (25:07):
I do.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
I love to go kayak so ko yak is my palodrome?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh so kayak backwards?

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahah, All right, guys. I don't
want to be I don't want to be the buzzkill.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Here because we could.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
We do have three hours left at the show, and
I was thinking we can just do Palindrome day.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
I do think we have to move on because of
course there is secret stage.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
We should maybe at the end of the week we
could do a live broadcast from Glenelg, the famous Palindrome
and do Palindrome show.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
There's only so many though, right, that you run out eventually.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Bet and I met eleven year old Mayer at gather
around a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
She sold us some loom wristbands.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
She took card it blew us away, so we proposed
a strategic merger. Now we have a fifty percent controlling
stake in her company. We've made a website Mays wristbands
dot com if you'd like to go there to pre order,
and this Thursday, four point thirty Pasadena Shopping we'll be
there with stalls selling the risk band.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It's going to be huge. May, how many wristbands have
you made at this point?

Speaker 11 (26:05):
About just over two hundred?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
That a lot of time and effort. Is it just
your cousin helping you make them? Or is anyone from
school who's helped or.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
No, I have lug wrote my friends at school into
making you and they're like and lots of mum's friends
and mums.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Are they doing that out of the goodness of their
own heart? Or are they expecting a little bit of
a cut from the profits they expect?

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Hugs?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Hugs, Okay, that's really smart business now is from you
as well?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Absolutely, because hugs are free.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Hugs are free, as we learned in twenty ten when
people are holding up lots of signs.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
So, May you've made two hundred plus. What do we
charge per wristband.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
At the moment?

Speaker 9 (26:47):
Three dollars?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Three dollars?

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Okay, so you've got two hundred doing the calculator here
at times three's we're forecasts. Yeah, to make six hundred
dollars on Thursday, and I think we're going to clean house.
And then if you add the four hundred that you
made over Gather around weekend, that's a thousand dollars. Now,
of course we have used all of that for marketing.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, look there's been a lot of and that sort
of thing, and we really want to get these things moving.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
So may I let me ask you. Are you familiar
with Frank Rader? Do you know who that is?

Speaker 11 (27:18):
I've heard of him and I think I've seen him, yes,
but not very well.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Look, the man is an icon. He's been the soundtrack
to rundle More for many a year. He sprooks a
lot of the time, so he'll get people into the shops.
He's with one hundred percent seen him. He is a
wizard behind the mic. And we have a surprise for
you mayor up next. He's going to be joining us.
Frank rad is going to be in the studio. He's
going to be coming out this Thursday, and he is

(27:46):
going to be spooking these wristbands. So you best get
to make it more because I don't even know if
we're going to have enough to fulfill requirements of pass
it in the shopping center.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, oh my goodness. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
He's he's going to be joining us next. We're going
to be getting Frank in and we'll run through a
few top line things. Maybe what you'd like him to
say to sprook people into our wristband stall on Thursday.
Ben and I are in business with eleven year old
may Off Norwid. She makes loom wristbands, and we've actually
got a stall Pasadena Shopping four thirty this Thursday.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Come down if you want to buy one.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
They're only three dollars each, and we've actually enlisted the
help of the voice of Rundell Moore. You know him,
you love him, Frank Rader, Frank mate, what have you
sprooked over the years?

Speaker 15 (28:31):
Look, I started at Bets and Bets, that was my
first job, Renaissance Tower, Cassidys, the Magic Pan who Radio rentals,
Harvey Norman?

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Of course, did I mention Harris Scarf?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Not yet.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Big W when the Rundell Mall was really cooking. Do
you remember Big W and the Randomore?

Speaker 15 (28:52):
Yeah I do, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that was
a great variety store, Shields and all the jewelers stores.
I can't even remember them all animals, but yeah, no,
Look I've been springing in the round will for a
long time.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
How many years? How many years do you think?

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Look, I hate to say it, but forty years.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
So forty years, may forty years experience bringing people into
these wristbands.

Speaker 15 (29:14):
Well that's it, Mayor. You're going to sell a lot
of frigging risk. Have a look, and I see that
you're giving the money to charity.

Speaker 11 (29:21):
Half of it about maybe.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes, we have reassessed figure. I think it was fifty percent.
But that's okay, you know, you know in the back
end sometimes I'm.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
What I'm thinking here, may I. We're doing this at four.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Thirty thirty this Thursday of Pasadena Shopping Frank, if I
can put you there right now, so imagine ban myself.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
May We're we're at the stall there.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
We've got two hundred plus wristbands, they're all made up,
ready to go.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
What what are some of the lines you're going to
be hitting the shop?

Speaker 15 (29:54):
I'll be on something like, Okay, folks, listen, don't look good,
look fantastic with one of Mayor's wristbands.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Now they were ten bucks. We're going to do them
for you.

Speaker 15 (30:03):
Today for just three dollars. If you get here in
the next two minutes. You got that, folks. I like
the mayor, she made these by hand, which means, don't
buy one, buy a couple.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
You know it's Mother's Day, buy those wristbands.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Now that it's going so, I mean, obviously they were
always three dollars.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
The punters don't need.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
To know that.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
That's the Woolworth tactics. That's the Rat Erazmataz over there actually,
and it's creating a little bit.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
You've got to get it in the next two minutes.
You might miss out.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Pasadena Shopping four thirty is when we get there. We're
going to have Frank Radisprouk and these things. Come on
down and get one. May you have a great day
at school, okay.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
And of course, Frank, if people need your expertise, RAP
promotions is where they can head.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
They can rep Promotions pro Prietary Limited.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
I'll go to Facebook Frank ratcer Ra doublet A and incidentally,
the Memphis Sons, my rockabilly band, where we get our
records played overseas quite a bit. Head to our web
page as well or our Facebook page. The Memphis Sons,
Scot s U n s like the Sun guys.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Right now, limb but a Taylor Swift did you see
that story?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Ben?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Taylor Swift has filed to trademark her voice an image
over all these AI concerns.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
You did see that? I think good for her because
it's disgusting that people can use that sort of stuff. Gross,
isn't that right?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Taylor?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Thank you Ben and Liam.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
I love the show. By the way. That's so nice, sweet,
pretty cool to get her in this morning. Huh Yeah,
what happened at the funeral? Because there's a story out
of Melbourne. A Melbourne prisoner is on the run after
escaping custody while attending his brother's funeral despite being supervised

(32:00):
to give his minder the slip.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah right, good way of doing it, I suppose. But yeah,
what happened at the funeral? Maybe it'll blow up. Maybe
maybe they had like a second family. You know, you
hear those crazy stories. Sometimes more people rock up with
the funeral, Like, hang on, how did you know?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
I feel like often fights happened at funerals as well,
because emotions.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Are high, they're running high.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, I mean, this is not a fun story, but
I remember going to my grandpa's funeral two years ago
and just as we were pulling up, there was just
plumes of black smoke coming out the back of the chapel.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah and yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I don't think that's because they were deciding on a
new pope. I think that was just the ten thirty appointment. Ah,
I think they you know, they do it there, well,
I think so. I don't think someone was warming their
hands by the fire.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think it's just.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yeah, right, it's a bit of a one stop shop
these days. I thought there must be like a specific
place that they go.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
No, I think it's pretty like, especially if they've got
a tight sched you know what I mean, but sort.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Of like, oh, well there you go that box him
up and ship him out. That's where we end up.
Huh wow. All right.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Thirteen one oh six' five is our. Number what happened
at the? Funeral you can also text on our text,
line oh for eight, thousand one oh two. Three jenny
has done just that, lame she. Said at my granddad's,
funeral my cousin AND i ducked out for a quick
smoke while everyone was having tea and he was being. Cremated.
OUTSIDE i said to my, Cousin, ah what's that burning?

(33:25):
Smell and she, said That's. Grandpa are you? Idiot to this,
DAY i cannot BELIEVE i still said.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
That, yeah you smoke With. Grandpa that's WHAT i was.
SAYING i, SAID i you, KNOW i remember. Saying i'm,
like oh, man they just must do it. HERE i
don't know WHAT i, thought you'd go to another. Spot,
yeah me.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Too thirteen or one oh six five is our. Number
what happened at the, Funeral, hannah you're in.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Prospect what?

Speaker 12 (33:49):
Happened my cousins AND i were all being polbaris for my,
uncle and we were stunning to lure him into the,
plots and suddenly we thought the sump and we could feel.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Him rolling, around came came, loose he did.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
He was gravity took. Control And i'm trying to be very,
careful how where there's no children of whose? Thing? Yeah
were gravity took control and he just went.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Right so just in the coffin that it's not like
he flopped out of the wood or.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
Anything apparently there was a very high chance that could have.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Happened, okay, right, yeah because there was a very.

Speaker 12 (34:28):
High, trance it could have, guessed but, no thankfully not
that he was still.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Contained, okay that's WHY i thought we had a full,
case like of the coffin flops coming out coming out
of cheap. Wood yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah but that's
good to, Hear. Hannah there was still. Contained and you
know what it happens this kind of thing because on
the text line oh for eight thousand and ONE o two,
Three lyle said they didn't dig the hole big. Enough

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we had to go have tea and come.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Back, DUDE i, mean come, on if you die of
natural causes and you've paid for, funeral you don't want
to be in a shallow.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Grave that's only that's.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah shallow graves are horrible situations where someone's been. Murdered,
tracy you're infulm gardens are, big. Morbid but we're asking
what happened at.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
The funeral morning bed And, Liam, yes it was my sister's, funeral.

Speaker 12 (35:15):
BUT i will start with.

Speaker 9 (35:17):
That my sister loved, drama biggest drama queen.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Ever during the, funeral, unfortunately my mum had a heart.
Attack we have to have an. Ambulance oh, no what
about fifteen minutes, later my sister's mother in law had
a really bad ass for attack.

Speaker 12 (35:37):
Second.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Ambulance fortunately they were both. Okay we rocked up at
the hospital and they were both in emergency in the
bed next to each, other and my sister would have been.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Loved is, Crazy so did the?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Service did you come back and do it again like
the next? Week like what happened to the actual funeral?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Service so we stopped after my mum for about twenty
minutes and then they re started the, service and then
the mother in law had her asthma attack and then it.

Speaker 12 (36:11):
Just kind of got cut short in a.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Sense, yeah, Wow, cracy that is a crazy. Story you know,
What i'm going to give you one hundred and seventy
five dollar automasters about. You oh that is so.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
Cool thank you so.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Much i'm expecting.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
That, no thank you for.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Calling we really do appreciate.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
It that's a wild. Story you can keep these calls coming.
Through right. Now on thirteen one oh six, five we're talking.
Funerals we want to know what happened at the Funeral
lauren In? Salisbury what happened?

Speaker 12 (36:39):
Morning ben And? Liam SO i carry a little bit.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Of my nana around with me EVERYWHERE i.

Speaker 12 (36:44):
GO i after she was.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
Cremated we were trying to figure out what to, do
so we decided to bury her under a rose. Bush
and as we were emptying out the, ashes as my
grandfather was empty out the, ashes a big strong gust
of wind in AND i was just handing in the wrong,
spot got a mouthful of. Deeral nanna coughed and, splooded
and then we all saw the funny side AND i

(37:11):
thought my nana would have found it hilarious as.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well that's. Wild CAN i ask what did it taste?
Like H, look this was.

Speaker 10 (37:23):
About fifteen years, ago so it's been a, while but.

Speaker 12 (37:28):
You probably like.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Sand and yeah it could be, ashy, right be very,
ashy you think?

Speaker 6 (37:33):
So yeahh, Yeah, well good on Your, Lauren thank you
very much for sharing your. Story secret, Stain secret, Stain secret.
Stain on other stations they do things like secret sound,
borring we do secret.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Stain, yes it's.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Different yes you do have to use your. Eyes it's
pinned to the top of The ben And Liam. Socials
it's a stain on an old cart. Seat now it
looks like a. Liquid it looks like a light brown
sort of.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Color debbie And gillis, planes is this your first time calling,
it sure, Is AND i had a bit of.

Speaker 14 (38:10):
A panic moment BECAUSE i couldn't point your number AND
i had to.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
ASK i had to Ask chat for the.

Speaker 16 (38:15):
Number you have a.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Chat when you say, chat do you mean CHAT? Gpt? Yeah,
yes yeah man way of the. World, now hey do
you do you use a lot? There?

Speaker 16 (38:26):
YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Do, actually did you ask CHAT gpt what our secret
stain could?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Be?

Speaker 10 (38:31):
NO i.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Didn't, okay well yeah that could that could be the.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Move, well look for anyone listening right, now the one
wants to write the number down thirteen one oh sixty.
Five i've got it, Now, okay good on, YOU.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Idb, well look you have our guests for this.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Morning what do you think our secret stain?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Is if you can pick this ten thousand dollars thanks to,
Automasters oh.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Wow, Okay, Well i'm thinking it might be a cloth
bag that you get From, audi like of the purple,
bags and someone's.

Speaker 9 (39:01):
Actually hung it over the head breast and it might
have got.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
A bit damp and it's left, alight.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
AND i thought it was.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Purple actually like a purple.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Color do you think it's like it's like coloring from
the bag to sort of sea, yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, yeah and that would also make sense because here it.
Kiss our our color scheme is purple and, pink so
purple makes.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Sense, yeah yes it would Actually.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Debbie, look you've gone to the effort to ask CHAT
dpt to ask for our phone. Number you've given us a,
Call you've seen the stain with your own. Eyes your
guess is.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Correctultly but the thing, Is, debbie you can call anytime
to have more.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Guesses, OKAY i will thank you so.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Much, guys no, Worries, debbie good on you if you
want to play Secret. Stain your next chance to have
a guest this morning is just after nine. Am this
Is Ava max sweet But psycho and after This lean
we have to Get meyer.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
On, yes the eleven year old girl who've gone into
business with were opening up a It All pasaden the
Shopping thursday four point.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Thirty make sure you come on.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Down we've also got a little surprise for her because
we're going to be bringing a very special guest to
help move her wristbands that she has been tirelessly.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Making Secret, Stain Secret, Stain Secret.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Stain pi's ONE o two, Three The home of The Secret.
Stain ben AND i aren't interested in the secret. Sound it's,
boring it's old, hat it's been. Done that's why we
have an old car.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Seat in the.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Studio it's been smushed with a. Stain not to be
confused with the last stain that went off last. Week
it Was bubba. Gush this is a new. Stain it's
on the back of the. Seat it's a light brown.
Color you can see it with your own. Eyes on
The ben And Liams social spin to the, Top amy
from Murray. Bridge you've seen the, stain but ten thousand,
dollars can you tell.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Us what it?

Speaker 12 (40:45):
Is is it a melted?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Marshmallow a melted? Marshmallow why do you say?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
That?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yes because have you have you seen?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
It?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
YEAH i Think i've seen the one that was on
the back of the, seat AND i wasn't.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Sure, yeah it's just because it doesn't LOOK i just
don't know how you would think it looks like that
unless it's maybe like a chocolate marshmallow or something like.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
That it doesn't really have any white to sticky. Elements
there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Here, YEAH i just don't know why you've But i'm
sorry to, Say, amen it's not.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Right definitely can take marshmallow off our. List marshmellow definitely
not that more Guesses Tomorrow morning bad news if you're
A Harry styles.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Fan officially off the.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Market you, know there's been some rumors about him And Zoe,
kravitz of, course the daughter Of Lenny. Kravitz there's Also
catwoman in the Latest. Batman there was rumors that they are.
Engaged apparently it's official now has, said, yeah it's still not,

(41:59):
like no is actually, seen like there is no the.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Rings there's photos of the.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Ring oh that's official, then, Right, yeah she's got a
massive ring on her and gave finger and hasn't come
out and, SAID i.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Think a source close to, Them so make that what you.
Will but imagine. That so you fast forward a few,
Years Harry styles Ze, kraviats they get, married they have.
Kids could you imagine the love. Child so you've got
there's a kid out there that's going to have the
talent of the musical talent Of Harry styles And Lenny.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Kravitz imagine them combined. Together, yeah that's what it would sound.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Like oh, yeah oh, YEAH i don't Think dejavulin because
a couple of days ago we did a similar radio
break talking About Tony hawk has a kid With Kirk
cobain's Daughter francis Being. Kirkbain now stay with. Me imagine
if that child had a child With Lenny kravitz Daughter

(43:00):
zoe And harry's.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Child so there is there could be a kid out
there and their grandparents Are Lenny. Kravats, well like there's
a there's a there's a blend Of Lenny, Cravatz Harry,
Styles Kurt cobain And Tony, wow mega baby megagating musical.

(43:22):
Kids that would be. Incredible have you Seen Better? Man
the movie About Robbie.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Williams is that the one where he's a.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Monkey it's actually good, though but, yeah, no it was
an interesting. Choice He Robbie williams is a cgi monkey
in his own biped.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Because he said that he feels like a dancing monkey
when he, performs, right, yeah but it's actually set like
you feel bad for the monkey because the monkey's crying
at points and his dad doesn't love him and that
sort of stuff in the. Movie does everyone else see
him as a monkey or is he just portrayed as a?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Monkey they, They, yeah it's just like they're very much
treating him like he's not a big monkey and you like.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
It it's actually good like it's actually but it.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Was.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
NO i genuinely did like, it and it was because
a lot of it was filmed In. Australia AND i
do Like i'm wearing An oasis shirt right. Now i'm
a Big oasis. FAN i Do Liam gallagher impressions every
now and then. Online AND i a guy came up
to me in the airport a couple of weeks ago
and he introduced himself and he was A melbourne guy
who Played Noel gallagher In Better man the. Movie really,

(44:26):
said he, Said i've seen some of Your gallagher. Things he's,
LIKE i, Was ACTUALLY i, was, oh no, Way so
he was just, yeah he's because The oasis are like
in in the, movie not them actually people playing.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Them, yeah they.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Play they play a game of pool with Cgi Monkey.
Williams it's a good, Scene. Leam MAYBE i need to
be a better. DAD i want to pick your brain this,
morning and everyone, LISTENING i want to pick their brain
because YESTERDAY i was in the kitchen and my Wife,
sam she, was you, know just doing some general tidy
up and on the fridge was it was an easter

(45:00):
drawing that my Son freddy two and a, half almost
three years, old had drawn For easter, yep obviously a
few weeks ago now still up on the. Fridge and
she turned to me and, said what do we do
with this?

Speaker 10 (45:13):
Now?

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Freddie we've got two. Kids jean is seven months, Old
freddy two and a. Half AS i, said so he's
just kind of coming into that, age and wrote that
point in our lives now Where freddie is starting to make,
things which opens up a broader conversation around what do
you do with that?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Stuff and you, know.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Chances are he's not going to Be Pablo. Picasso you
probably don't need to keep the entire body of.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Works you. KNOW i was on the odd case you
would keep a thing here or. There but that's WHAT
i what you're.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Saying but that was you, know that was his First easter,
Drawing so could you classify that as being?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Sentimental and you can.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Maybe the first, one but you can't keep Every easter
drawing from every.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Year WELL i put it in the.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Bin, YEAH i, mean, OKAY i see where you're coming.
From did your mum keep that?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Stuff?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
AH i think if you look at Our christmas, tree
it's not like up the family one it's not necessarily
like a designer. One like my wife runs a tight
ship with the tinsel coloring and all that sort of,
stuff but it doesn't make the cut for your.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Homes, Yeah, like But mum And dad's.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
One it's got bits of wood with like acorns stuck
on it because it's, hot glue guns and that sort of.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Thing WHEN i think about my, CHILDHOOD i remember at
SCHOOL i made a macaroni angel and my mom did keep,
that and she did put that on the. TREE i
think she might still have. That and as a, KID
i was, like that's. AWESOME i made the. TREE i
remember drawing a greyhound once in like year, four And
mum kept. That but that's that's the only THING i
think we did. Keep but as a, KID i was,

(46:46):
like that's. Awesome we kept for. That, yeah SO i don't,
know you've bended it. Off did you cop a bit
of lip? Service Freddie's easter drawing did go in the?
Bin sam, Agreed but then there was questions around are
we bad? Parents mas in the NEW us, room you're a,
MUM i was, curious what would you do in this.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Situation i've kept every single. Thing you're a, Kid i'm so.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Sorry, NO i have no storage in our.

Speaker 17 (47:09):
House i've Got ikea bookshelves that are full of stuff from,
like because this is what will happen when school finishes
at the end of the school. Year you wait till
they start. School they'll send you home with a bag
full of their books and their drawings and, everything their maths,
Work AND i JUST i can't bring myself to throw it.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Out is it more for you? Though or?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Them, LIKE i don't Think i'm going to like growing up,
Now i'm, like, oh where's my year for a?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Signment you know WHAT i? Mean, like it's totally for.

Speaker 17 (47:36):
Me at, FIRST i was, like, Well i'll leave it
for the second child because they might want to look
back on that. Work, Yeah, no it's totally for. Me
oh look at that cute handwriting of the scribble on the.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Page all, right you're making me want to go back
through the bin and get it. Out i'm curious this,
morning thirteen one oh six five to all the parents,
listening do you keep the crap or do you throw it?
Out give me bars BECAUSE i want to know because
this is the first this is the point in my
life as a parent WHERE i can start keeping it
OR i can start throwing it. Out will it be

(48:07):
a massive? Regret or AM i doing the right?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Thing?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Now if you knew to the, Show I'm ben speaking right.
Now i'm the Parent liam no kids as of, yet
But i'd Say i'm still a very new parent in
the grand scheme of. Things i've got a two almost
three year old, Son, freddy and my Daughter jean is
only seven months.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Old SO i need to work this out.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Now i'm at the stage where DO i keep the
stuff that they, make like every little, thing or DO
i throw a lot of.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
It out and just keep the really.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Important so maybe you've just got to use your, eye
like if there's a bit of artistic flare there and you, go, oh,
no that is actually a good.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
One, YEAH i really can see he's done well.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
There the thing in question is it was An easter
drawing That freddy did about two days Before. Easter well
it it was a pre printed off picture of The
Easter bunny and he had colored it.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
In and WHEN i say colored it, in it's just
kind of, like.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Was he in the?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Lines even been?

Speaker 10 (49:00):
It no?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Way be? It, well that's what we. Did we did
be in.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
It but THEN i started having? Regret is that the wrong?
Decision karen joins us now In Victor. Harbor how are your?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Kids, Hi, BEN i have two.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Children they are thirty and thirty.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Two, okay so you've been through. It you've been through.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
This, YES i have a camphor chest full of stuff
that they've painted. MADE i even have their baby teeth in.

Speaker 17 (49:23):
There.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Wow and also when they were, born you, know to
be on bilical.

Speaker 12 (49:27):
Cord, YEP i Think i've didn't kept.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
That so the little clip has a bit of cord Leftl.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, Yeah So, karen do YOU i, mean once, again
this is obviously for. You do your sons or, Daughters, like.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Do they ever go through the?

Speaker 8 (49:41):
Stuff those looked at it and, gone mom to throw it?
Out And i'm, like no, WAY i. Can't there's memories and, LIKE.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I, MEAN i, mean this is obviously many years down the.
Line but if we play this thing out, fully after
your your day is, DONE i suppose that's just that
box is probably going to be there and then your
kids will just right. Away THEN i suppose that's the sad.
REALITY i don't, Know.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I'm guessing that's.

Speaker 12 (50:05):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, yeah it's, like but now that you've been through.
It if you had the chance to do it all over,
again would you still keep?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
It?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Definitely and you know, what they've both got little girls each,
now and they're starting to hold that stuff as well
as coming around.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
When it's your.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Stuff like you're saying they don't, care but then they're
keeping it for their children because they. Care, yeah and
Now i'm regretting throwing it in the Bin kylie In Plimpton, Park.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Howard are the kids?

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Hi there? Are they're eighteen and fifteen, now.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Okay And i've always been.

Speaker 9 (50:37):
Very sentimental about all that stuff as. Well, however WHAT
i learned WAS i keep the really really special, one
so only a, handful AND i take a photo of
the rest on my. PHONE i like.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
It pop the photo in.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
An, album as in a digital album on your, phone
and then you've got the.

Speaker 12 (50:55):
Memory and, yeah all's.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Good it's. ALL i really like that.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Idea but the thing is you said on the Cloud,
land but you're saying you're physically printing them off and
putting in an. ALBUM i love that. Idea i've got
a to do. List i've always got to do this
in my. Phone i've got on their make photo album
from two thousand and, two and every YEAR i write
the next year in, there BUT i just never get
around to printing the photos and then putting them in the.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Album you, know, YEAH i, know, yeah tell you you're
onto the right track.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
THERE i Think, Kylie samantha And salisbury's what do you
think Should ben keep his kids?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Drawings good morning.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Guys one hundred. PERCENT i.

Speaker 11 (51:27):
SHOULD i think they should kick.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
THEM i have got a thirty, six thirty, four and twenty.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
Eight year old and probably thirty boxes in our shed
full of, stuff And i'm just going through them now
and my kids are loving looking back at What i've
kept their first.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
DRAWINGS i, mean one of their first drawings is a
stick on a piece of, paper but that is their first,
drawing SO i date.

Speaker 14 (51:51):
IT i draw sometimes their handprings on it SO i
know the size that they were, on and THEN.

Speaker 10 (51:56):
I put their, name probably create, children so yes and so.

Speaker 14 (52:00):
Yes definitely keep special things like.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
That, yeah but thirty boxes is a. LOT i, mean
BUT i am going.

Speaker 14 (52:07):
DOWN i did my. Husband he's bringing them out one
at a time AND i have started to cut, them
cut things away and float things. Away Even i've got
grandchildren THAT i and keeping their stuff, too get a.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Filing system at, Least so that's the. THING i think
sometimes it's like one. Parent so my dad has kept
like absolutely, everything like he's even kept like, ah like
boxes like baby shoes and that sort of, stuff and
my mom hates.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
It she hates.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
It, like in, fact he keep every single lot of
ticket he's ever.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Bought, yeah, yeah he's got a thick ward of he
gets the same numbers every and that's, like that's kind
of my.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Wish for my.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Dad like he doesn't really like, punt but he's always in.
SORR i suppose he, does but he's. Not he's on the,
pokings but he's always, yeah, yeah he's he's like kept
BECAUSE i think it's all of our, birthdays, right never gone.
Off so he's got like a ward which is thicker
than a shoe, box and he's, LIKE i suppose it's
just he wants to hold the stack one day when
he's one twenty.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Million and he's, like, yeah, honey it's. Powerful it's not.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Gambling but you've spent hundreds of dollars a.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Week it's not, gambling it's.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Powerful he keeps it all and then, mums, yeah it's
constantly trying to get him to thin it.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Out so you don't want to be that. Guy, no,
NO i.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Reckon i'll keep some of, it But i'll throw some
of it out ruin the. Fence, yeah all, right and we're.
Back it's been A lane. Podcast we've Got Jared jenkins,
here he's a podcast.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Listener, hey just before we get into your TikTok Lamb,
belle can you hear? Us you don't have to come,
in but if you want to use your, mike you
can you know WHAT i ACTUALLY i prefer if you
use your. Mike can you this screen over here on
the left side, wall you can control, that can't?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
You?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
CAN i just she but we said the show is
technically running at the moment we're in where it's nine
to twenty. Two, yeah so we're still on until. Ten
if she, buzzes she's going to come through on air
or to.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Us oh maybe that's why that's why you're biting your
thinger that she was nervous because the last time we
did this she was. Talking, yeah, okay well then don't do.
That but just give me a thumbs up or a
thumbs down on that screen IF i talk about the
post in the podsquare After lean's, done can you get
those images up one by one and cycle through?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Them is that?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Possible it is all? Right, cool so that makes. Sense
that'll makes sense so.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Well in the, Meantime, Jared i'd like to present another
TikTok for. You LOOK i use even THOUGH i am
enjoying these, tiktoks at the, MOMENT i used my radio
filter to go probably not right for a show.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
With a rough new.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
AUDIENCE i, thought maybe this isn't right for on, air
but definitely right for the. Podcast do you have TikTok?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Jared out of?

Speaker 12 (54:32):
Interest?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
No, Okay WELL i can explain it.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
To you And.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Ben but, basically at the, moment there's this thing and
it's like ALL.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Ai it's like THE ai, songs and there's all these
buses going around like A formula one track if you could,
imagine it's like a. Cartoon so this song is ABOUT
Jb high. Five so it's a bunch OF Jb high
five busses sort of bouncing, around driving around the. Track
and they've got they've got one For, audi they've got
one like.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
All these different.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Stores but basically it's the same sort of song every.
Time so this is this is the song, HIY i
only went in for the free white.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Y i didn't push the part a little. HARD i can't.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Lie you really didn't mean to give that total lady
pink guy dropped a.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Big button on the size of a HARD i like
the city, missile now me asking.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
For the white my.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Code it seems that are the. FUTILE i only went in.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Far the free white.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
BY i didn't push the part a little. HARD i
really didn't.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Mean to give that total lady pink.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Guy, yeah so do you THINK i Used do you
THINK i that was the right corner playing that on the?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
RADIO i think, Probably but it is a little bit
on brand with all the fun.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Yeah yeah, Yeah but like it's what was the visual
these buses sort of it's hot like if YOU i,
mean if you polyphony digital is the TikTok page if
you want to see it for. Yourself but that was
so that this is this is one about. McDonald's they
do one about like cash. Converters that WAS Jb high
fight that you, Heard but it's the same gist every.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Time it's about someone doing a pool in one of the. Stores, yeah, Right, okay.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Gotcha but you, Know TikTok serving a lot of great,
stuff AND i think a good service That i'm providing
telling people about, Them So i'm Not i'm not tempting
you to get on.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Too.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
TikTok after hearing, That, jared oh maybe maybe here's a
chemist warehouse.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
One this is just.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Enough.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
TikTok, bell come, in you've been, Gong come, on well,
gone come, In Belle, bell just for. CONTEXT i asked
for that. Image come on the. SCREEN i can see she's.
FRAZZLED i can see she's. Frantic failed your. TASK i
don't know My facebook.

Speaker 16 (56:48):
Password why is it so hard to log Into? Facebook
why is it so?

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Hard it's only when people still your identity.

Speaker 16 (57:01):
Voice a different device scared a thing the VOICE i just.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
Did there Was thanos in The avengers because no one
can do their job. Properly he says it myself, myself
which is a little. Joke lem AND i do off
air quite, often but it's finally come on.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Air.

Speaker 18 (57:14):
Yeah, Well i'm also trying to do a bit That
liam's trying to. Organize i'm trying to organize that with.
Him i'm aware the solicit for secret staying is about
to go, off And i'm trying to log into this freaking.

Speaker 16 (57:24):
Screen but, yeah what else do you?

Speaker 6 (57:27):
Want So i'll just show lean the images on my?
Phone what AM i here? For THEN i want to
chop your finger? Off, okay we can gong.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Around THEN.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I, did but we're not going to have. TIME i
don't Think i'll go on your back IF i half, Time, Jared,
Mate actually you. Can you can head off if you
want before you go, though any any, pros, cons things
to work, on, thoughts, Feelings.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
No i'm thinking. It let's. Go it's a good old,
day so just keep doing what you're.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Doing good, stuff good, stuff stoof, me no one, notice, Mate, no,
awesome thank, You, jared appreciate.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
That did you want the kiss bucket hat or be
put down on the list for a? Magnet let's do a?
Magnet good on, You good on Your? Jared, yeah absolutely see.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Him, mate.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Had a little bit of a crispy phone.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Line.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
YEAH i didn't want to bring it up with the.
NOTES i didn't want to be LIKE i didn't want
to be a.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Thing, YEAH i best not to knock a man for his.
Phone to, me it.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Sounded like a classic case of the phone. Clone cover
was over.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
The, micup so auto box the enemy of the radio.
World of, course if you drop your phone or protect, it,
however it does make the calls a little bit. Crappier all, Right, So, Liam,
Ah i've just realized it Was jared the one who
posted the thing you wanted to talk.

Speaker 6 (58:51):
About, Correct so they probably should have kept. Him we
should have kept him around to, well, NO i don't need.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
To it's.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Fine we can still go through. Them so just jaredy
you just heard from he was the one who posted
this on this, THEN Liamb Pod. Squad massive shout out
To Jared. Jenkins he he has, Posted, LIAM i killed
three rainforests trying to generate these. Images but he. Has,
oh he has done high QUALITY ai generated images of

(59:20):
you growing your hair.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Out of, course YESTERDAY i announced on the podcast THAT
i will be growing my hair, out won't be having a.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Haircut we'll see what.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
Happens there is no real, plan, yep but, yeah mixing it.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Up i'm mixing it.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Up if you want to see, these then obviously jump
onto the Pod squad and it'll make way more sense
once you've seen the. Images but they are very. Funny So,
Liam i'm going to show them to. You so the
first one is just the straight. Up it's the it's
the footy player mullet that we spoke about.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Once.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Again it's that that CREEPY ai thing where you like
it looks like you a little bit but Not, yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
A bit like a rugby players give you a. THICKENCK i,
LOOK i. Look that looks like IF i went to
the gym ahead of a lot look a little bit
LIKE Theo.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Vaughn maybe the.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Next one is The, goggans The David.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Goggins doesn't he have a shaved?

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Head, well, no he's got the long hair with the receding.
Hairline David. Goggins, YEAH i, THINK i, Think, YEAH i
think maybe he has shaped his. Head But i've definitely
seen him with longer hair because when you see, it
it'll make. Sense so this is The.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Goggans, no you're thinking That's Walton. Goggins what did you?
SAY i was Thinking David, goggins the guy who runs
The ultra.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Marath oh you know?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Him, yeah that's The, YEAH i PROBABLY i probably will
look Like walton from.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
He's also In White. Lotus, yeah his hairline is.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
CLAP i also think WHAT i think What Jared jenkins
has done And Craig We've i'm, wrong but he's used
one image of one image of, you and then he's
kept using the same image because it looks less and
less like. You the more you go down the, line
the next one looks a bit more LIKE i would,
say this is the uh muddy boosh, okay, yeah no,

(01:01:02):
fielding no, fielding this is the Old. Fielding, yeah, okay,
YEAH i look a bit more like a. Beetle, yeah
look like a, rocker like a bit of Like Rod. Stewart,
Yeah LIKE i look Like i'm playing bass in AC
dc or something like. That this one would require some
platts and some dying of the. Hair but this is
the Legalless.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
He's done my Hairline. Justice, yeah, yeah you're.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Right it is looking less and less like, Me and
the last one my. Person IF i had to choose so,
FAR i don't know WHAT i would go.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
NOW i think ORIGINALLY i thought that this was The
Rod Stewart, yeah but now looking at it, AGAIN i
think it's actually closer To dog The Bounty. Hunter this
is my personal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Favorite, jesus that's insanew dear. Hunter. Yeah, Wow dog The
Bounty hunter From fox.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Eight so a massive shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
There choose, one probably the first one or the bouche
one like the mullet or the rocker.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
YEP i don't know IF i want The. GOGGINS i
don't know IF i want people saying behind my. BACK
i look Like Walton goggans From fallout.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yep. Quickly have you ever seen The Righteous? Gemstones?

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
Yep and it PLAYS i, Said, comma.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Haven't, YEAH i know the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Show he plays this like, preachers like come on, now come,
on speak to your. Brother will ferl isn't It but
he Plays. Ashley, no, sorry no he's. Not, no that's
East bound and down. Down Will ferrell Plays Astley ashley
shafe it from and he's, Like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
My plum's got a bluish you to.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
Him great out make it love to my.

Speaker 19 (01:02:36):
Wife my Son, giaple who walked in and my wife said,
no AND i, said let me the boy. Watch he
needs to learn from his father the WAY.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I learned from my.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Father THAT i have goung you in BECAUSE i just
thought we could squeeze in a magnet, update very tight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Squeeze.

Speaker 16 (01:02:56):
Yeah so the fifty to fifty design, Finish, no we
do you, know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Is a number of what you have to? Order can't?
Do how many do we have to? Order this is
A ti what's the? NUMBER i don't?

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
Know can?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
You can you just ask her how many do we
have to order to justify? It and what's the actual? Cost,
okay because leans.

Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
Worries, yeah, okay, great thank. You.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Hey just question though for you.

Speaker 16 (01:03:26):
Guys did we want to do THE qr code? Thing
and if, so do you.

Speaker 18 (01:03:28):
Want me just to print it?

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
UP i really want to do. That WHAT i want
to do IS i want to actually make an image
that we post onto the pod squad and then people
at their own leisure they have.

Speaker 16 (01:03:37):
To print it. Out that's annoying for.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Them it's more annoying to come Into North adelaide to
pick up a piece of.

Speaker 16 (01:03:43):
Paper, true BUT i feel like in this day and,
age no one has a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
PRINTER i think what we do is you don't have a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
PRINTER i don't have a printer at? Home, no but
you've got a. PRINTER i don't print. Money you have a.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
Printer you have a? Printer do you have a?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
PRINTER i just do it at? Work, well if you like,
it returns.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
THAT i didn't have work for six. Months, okay that's.

Speaker 16 (01:04:05):
Statement you. Didn't you just didn't come into.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Work, illegally wasn't allowed to and a few TIMES i
had to get off his. Work same.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Here but so, yeah you guys can use my printer
if you. WANT i just use the work. Printer, YEAH i.
DON'T i don't gouge work.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Resources way father in Law, chris he's got a nice
printer at.

Speaker 18 (01:04:26):
Home, sorry has the solicit gone to?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Air?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (01:04:30):
Cool CAN i please?

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
LEAVE i haven't gone, yet bell secret staining. Bro WHEN i,
gone you can. Leave chris has got a real nice
printer lamb where it's it sinks With apple. Products so
from your, phone so when you get near, it air
drop comes up and you can just air drop it

(01:04:52):
what you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Print that's pretty. NICE i can print from my. Phone i'm,
there just not through air. Drop, well it's a touch
of a button like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Integrated well like IF i IF i got like clicked
on a photo AND i could just go like share
and THEN i just clicked two buttons. Print, YEAH i just,
like what do you mean where air drop? Is it
says print, there AND i just scroll down a little.
Bit i'm just What i'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
As My epsen My ebsen, prints it prints from my.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Phone WHEN i had a printer many years ago BEFORE
i just went to office works BECAUSE i found it much.
EASIER i found the ink was really.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Expensive, yeah for. Sure, yeah it's certainly a luxury to
have some of the high quality.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Inks, yeah BUT i mean we're flat out using the
printer because like return labels for, ah you, know if
you returned something To, amazon it creates a label and
then you can print it and you put it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
On it just saves time at the post. Office.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
Yeah, yeah, no but just on What bell was saying
last thing is that was an idea that was come
up yesterday or day. Before we're going to get A
qr code and it'll say. Something i'll make a graphic.
Up it'll be A qr code and it will say
looking for a couple of new mates or something like.
That we can workshop that and then it's A qr
code and then when you scan, that it'll take you

(01:06:11):
to a bespoke episode that will. Record that'll be like
the welcome, episode and it'll like introduce people to the.
Show then a great way to win some bespoke custom
merch will. Be you print that, off you go put
it on your local notice board Like woolly's or the
town hall or wherever yours. Is you take a photo

(01:06:33):
of that and tell me for too many hooks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Losing.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
Me you then will take a photo of, that and
then you would post that in the pod. Squad you
then get the cool bespoke custom merch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
And then people will scan. It seems.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
STRAIGHTFORWARD i think it's pretty good way of promoting the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Pod, yeah well, COOL i mean it seems seems like
we've yeah a few things for your.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Fire, absolutely so to, speak. Wonderful the THING i don't
love at the moment Is bell is running in and
out of the studio a. Lot, yeah so she needs
to work on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
That she can't hear us right, now but another finger
may be. Chopped.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
Well she is actually taking phone calls as we. Speak
and the problem is because she's not listening to, this
she's not writing that stuff down AND i won't write it,
down and you're not writing it, down, lamb no one's
gonna no one's gonna remember any of. This, yeah, Yes,
belle you have been. Gonged that's going to be a
record For gong's in one pod third time Being gong

(01:07:35):
Three Daniel, goggan go, Bell did you get any of?

Speaker 16 (01:07:38):
That, yeah SO i heard you.

Speaker 18 (01:07:44):
Said you're gonna make a bespoke. Episode you're going to record.

Speaker 16 (01:07:48):
It then we're gonna make THE qr code to go
to that.

Speaker 18 (01:07:49):
Episode and then if people can just print it out
from the pod, squad put it on their community notice,
board and then.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Take a photo of, that oh, yep and then post
that in the pod squads and then that is their
end tree or that is their their guarantee they'll get
some custom bespoke merch WHICH i don't know what that is.

Speaker 18 (01:08:08):
Yet, yeah, okay and so, on and Then i've got
to message everyone who posts in and Then i've got
to get their postal.

Speaker 16 (01:08:12):
Address and then, WELL.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
I don't imagine there'd be too new people doing. IT
i imagine it'd be pretty low, numbers because it's like
it's Very if you can get through all the, hoops
we'll send you a bunch of stuff From liamb's. Desk
that would be easier because there is there is a
lot of stuff from the old. Station we have a whole.
Box we chucked a bunch of stuff in a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Box There's Herbert.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
Box there's old merch from that. Station there's a lot
of stuff that we did throw in a box and
take is in my shed for many a month and
THEN i brought it into this. Place so you can
take your pick from whatever's. There, really that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Good that's. Good bad. Stuff there's a lot of.

Speaker 18 (01:08:46):
Weird there's some framed photos of you with some. Children, there's,
yeah just random stuff in. THERE i, found oh you know,
WHAT i found the g shock.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
Watch that From, yeah we both got sent two shot
watches from the. Hill it's actually genuinely limited editions.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Of something that you could do In.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Yeah so there's lots of good there's lots of good
quality stuff in.

Speaker 17 (01:09:10):
It so.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Random so, yeah if you can go through all those,
hoops you can take your pick from what you. Want
we should. Do we should take a photo of a
bunch of, stuff take a photo of a bunch of
the stuff and then post. That go, hey when any of,
this you have to go through all the Other.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
If you want some of this, ship you gotta go
through all those. Hoops have.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Fun see ya by ya podcast and So yeah by

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