Ep 19: Liam secretly does Pilates

On Today's Episode:

1. Prize Mole wins on Nova 
2. They’ve got bulk Tim Tam’s at work
3. 610 Quiz: Reefer
4. Ed’s shaved his head for a clean start
5. Pick the song for Puth
6. Liam’s been secretly doing Pilates
7. Venue change for our house party
8. Ben’s in a footy funk
9. How many kids is the best amount?
10. Another secret stain guess
11. Surprising Maya with a billboard
12. Wil and Woody talk about their 80,000 calorie challenge 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMS.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Their name is are Ben and Leg Well, hi there, podcast.
I get at Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You seem a bit sad.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're all right, No, I've just got a lots of
business to get through and I'm trying to like categorize
it in my brain.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, okay, because I could tell I could tell from
your tone that you had a busy mind.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It feels like if you go to computer with enough
ram and you're trying to make it do too much,
it's like, well, something's gonna drop, someone's gonna.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
How I work. My work computer is terrible, yeah, which
was my old personal computer, but then it got like
so slow that I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna update.
But my my my home computer now lightning quick love that. Yeah.
I think maybe getting closer to the Big three to oh,
you start investing in products that you feel I have
more longevity. Yeah, I think for the longest time, the

(01:12):
cheapest furniture, the cheapest, do you know what I mean?
But now I'm kind of like, well, I do use
the laptop every day, I do use the phone every day,
so I'm like, why not get a bit of a
better one.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yep, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now, Liam, there's been a lot of chatter about your
growing your hair longer.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, there was a few Jared Jenkins I believe yesterday
were speaking to him. He put a few AI photos
of my hair in there.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, And there was comments on that post my phone's frozen,
which is really frustrating.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Me because you need to invest in a better phone.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think I do. I'm I'm going to restart it quickly.
So there was a lot of chatter in that post
because they're like high quality AI images, But there is
no ponytail, Liam, which of course, is you're preferred.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You've been peddling. I'm going to grow my hair out.
I don't think it's going to end up in a ponytail.
I don't know what it's necessarily going to look like.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Maybe the Goggans.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, Walton Goggins, not not to be confused with David Goggins,
the fitness personality well.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Look, there was a bit of chatter about the ponytail,
and Jared did jump in there and said, oh my god, sorry,
I forgot to do the ponytail and my personal favorite.
It's just it's very simple. There's ponytail, Liam, interesting, will
you do muay Thai or something?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah. Yeah, So he reminds me that there used to
be a guy. He was actually my profile picture for
a while. There was a guy and he had his
own Facebook page. He used to do a security at
TTP big w Right and the page's ponytail guy at
because there was a guy with the ponytail. And yeah,
I don't know. My friends and I loved the page

(02:50):
and we went and we got a photo with the
guy one time. Yeah right, I know it's like a
pretty boring story, but yeah, he's just like the main
guy with the ponytail that I can remember.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Look, there is nobody on the pod. Again, no one's
answering their phone. Because if you ever want to come on,
you can slide into the DMS and Instagram send us
your number and we'd love to get you on. Ben
actually in the podcast on the pod Squad left a suggestion.
Limb said for the no answer calls for the pod.
If no one answers, why don't you do what you
used to do and you throw the shout out into

(03:22):
the pod squad and wait for someone to call you.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh yeah, it's kind of fun. Yeah, I did, like,
well that's all we used to do on for Friday
Team Member.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Of the Week.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We're like cool now and then call through on the
hotline we'd get on.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Talia commented on that and said, my phone auto blocks
the studio number.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Why so maybe there.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Was calling people but they're not getting the phone calls.
Oh right, maybe that's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I don't know. It's confusing as well, because obviously
I think it's like a like we're on one O
two three Kiss one O two three, which is the
cool sign for Adelaide, but the number is thirteen one
oh six five because I think it's one oh six
five in Sydney Kiss.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, and they didn't want to be too close to
their number. But my take on that is, why why
are we bowing out of having the better number?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's the Eastern States, they always win.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Even Eastern States. It's safm have got thirteen ten sixty
and here at Kiss we've got thirteen ten sixty five.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
What do you mean? What do you mean? What're you
trying to say?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
It's nationwide guys, Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Eastern or yeah, yeah, get that states.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm saying that, but I'm saying that the station in
Sydney is one of six five.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
So oh sorry, different conversations. Yeah, no, the actual no, No,
but I get that it's a nationalized number. But the
only reason it is nationalized because we're just sticking to
what Sydney.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Must have been.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, but it must have been maybe first, and they
made it thirteen ten sixty five because of that station first.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And then yeah, it is annoying.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, oh I may have answering the phone.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I say thirteen one or sixty five so much now
that I forgot what our old number was, thirteen twenty fourteen. Yeah,
and then thirteen ten sixties the other radio station. Yeah,
at least everyone's going with thirteen.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But I would love I would love it if it
was thirteen ten sixty five. That just sticks in your head,
thirteen ten sixty five instead of saying and then one
thirteen or one oh six five. I've already like that
to me, just goes in one year out the other.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
But then when I was working at SCA, I'd always
get people calling thinking that they were calling.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
But what's the lesser of two evils? Because then if
we get less phone calls because the numbers too complicated,
then what what are we doing here?

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, look, we're not going to fix it in this room.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
He's sharing my opinion.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, plead the fifth.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Look I have I played the fifth on the the
defamation charges from This Morning Liam the podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Lilliam accused OJ of one hundred percent being guilty on air.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Why do they? And then I made anyone saying O. J.
Simpson probably killed his wife.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Probably he did.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
And also you're a broadcaster, it's different too if you're
doing that you know with your mate at the pub.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
But that's the thing, that's what such special broadcast as
we are.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Just okay until you get pulled up for it, and
then you can pull them out.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
People can complain and if then.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
If you are complaining like Australian, of course I did,
But I'm just saying that, it's like have you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was on I was on team. Don't say it.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
For someone who is such a big true murder Yes,
and I'm telling you I wrote it in your chain.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Because someone's died doesn't mean that you can then go around.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Are you familiar with the story?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
And what would your personal view be?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I will not be sharing that here.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, But like I'm not wrong, Lean, if you did
your your mandatory media training, you can tell me what
AKMA stands.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
For Australian Communications Media Authority.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He did his training, bell, So don't try and come
over here to suck.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
All right, what is the difference between bullying and harassment?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
One's funny and then well, we're not.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
We're not.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
We're not We're not doing the codes. We're just trying
to enjoy ourselves here, we're trying to enjoy We're trying
to have some fun. And I was just saying to
Ben purely as someone who is not familiar with the
OJ Simpson case and trial, it's overwhelming the amount of
evidence that points to I mean, he brought out a
book saying if I did it, and it's him basically

(07:46):
talking about just in a different sense of like basically
how the murders were carried out.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm not the first person to actually do that.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, But he's also there's so many like all the
footage of him, and have you seen him when they
hit their reporters doing the interview with him, and he
says like they're doing a shot where it's like they
want to open the door so to meet, and then
he's like mucking around with a knife pretending to kill her.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, I think maybe, dude, he was.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
A crazy even even I think in this Sasha Baron
Cohen movie he basically admitted to it.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, but he was. He was acquitted, So like, you.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Know, I don't know, I don't know why I'm dying
on this hill.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
One of my favorite hell of a football. One of
my favorite comedy.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, man, the juice is loose.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
One of my favorite stand up comedy bits is Dave
Chapelle's bit about oj oh so gret when we're not
going to do it for you now. But it is
a very if you if you know what I'm talking about,
if you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
He's got a couple of bits on oj Yeah, Yeah,
but it is. Yeah, it's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hey, let's jump into the pod when we come back.
Any more business we can take care of and we'll
get a magnet update.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Okay, Now, if you knew to the show. There's lots
to keep up speed with, Okay, Leah and I, we
love to do things. There's our secret stay in tenders dollars.
There's Maya she's making wristbands. But there's something that Leam
and I. It's a bit of a passion project, something
we're both very personally invested in. They're called the prize mole.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
They don't know her name, they don't see her face,
but every time a radio station runs a giveaway, she's
already there, slipping through the phone lines, disguising her voice,
out smarting producers and dodging suspicion.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And she's always one step ahead.

Speaker 10 (09:32):
Different names, different accents, same result, prize secured. They call
her a glitch, a rumor, a coincidence, But in the
shadows of the airwaves, there's only one truth. Annastasia from
Morson Lakes Gears Prize male.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Anna Stays from Mowson Lakes won so many prizes on
KIS one, two three that we cannot actually give her
any more prizes from our system.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
So if you won't let us put her details in again.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Literally it's a thing. So we've sent her out to
win prizes on all the other radio shows in Adelaide.
Then if she can do it, she wins a mega
prize from us.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
She goes so deep in her missions that she has
got three phones.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's actually insane. And so we heard there were some
audio a couple of days ago from Triple M. They
were on to it. They're like, hang on, you've got
you've called through with three phones, and she sort of
had to come clean about that. So that's the only
reason we know that. We we don't know all the
tricks of the trade. We just know one thing's for certain.
She always gets her prize.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, Liam, I have just received some breaking intel. Whoa target, acquired,
target a client, target a client.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
She is an animal. She is an absolute animal. As
we said, we don't contact Anastasia, she contacts us. It's
just a it's a preferred system. No one knows what
Anastasia looks like. She's always changes the voice. She moves
house every two weeks, so no one can track her
down and stop her from winning prizes around Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
She's gotten very smart. Yeah, she's even gone to the
extent now of changing her name. Wow, and she gotten
over Oh yeah, good, do you.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
Have a winner?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Hey Sara from Highbury, Good morning, good morning, my god.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey, hey Sara, guess what.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
Gratulations?

Speaker 9 (11:37):
You've won a lot of dom Wow?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
How do you feel you're going to quit your job?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
What are you going to buy?

Speaker 12 (11:46):
This is outrageously so have you ever won anything on
the radio before?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
My first one?

Speaker 13 (11:52):
Calling through to you guys.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, not me.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I've just been innocent fice. I've never won a prize.
Thank you so much. You've made my life so much better.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I can't wait to tell everyone about this.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
She's a killer, she's a killer?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh well, Anna? Or shall we say Sarah? The prize
mold joins us? Now they showered you in Vietnamese dong?

Speaker 14 (12:18):
Hey, wow, you've had seen the devil is Prada?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
You one some dong Anastasia. Do you ever feel guilty
when you're taking out these targets? Or is it that
crushed me?

Speaker 15 (12:35):
Like that wrong name?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
And I can imagine? So? Do you wake up sometimes
like you're obviously you know you were trained to do
this here you know a rogue? But do you wake
up in cold sweat sometimes and remember the radio shows
that you see your faces? Does that ever happen to you? Never? No,
seriously he has like I do.

Speaker 16 (12:58):
I'm having high anxiety.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Open well, prize mole, don't lose your nerve now. Yeah,
you have already taken out two targets. It's an impossible mission.
No one thought it were possible. But you only have
one target left.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
This is huge.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
If you can get triple m by the end of
the week and you can come back to us, you
will win your mega prize.

Speaker 13 (13:27):
I got through today and for them, but they didn't
win the prize.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Try again, prizeles like a sniper misses their shot.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, maybe the wind just changed last second.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Excellent. Well you are truly incredible, Anastasia. Thank you for
your service and we look forward to checking with you again.
Ben my brother in Christ. Have you seen that what

(13:59):
is in the kitchen? I haven't been in there yet, dude,
I'm trying to diet, trying to be good. Kiss one
or two three? I don't know what they found in
the budget.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hang on, is this what I did see something in
there yesterday? In the jar?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
In the jar, dude, I didn't see that yesterday. They've
got a whole big jar, like a cookie jar, like
a giant cookie jar, but full of double coat Tim Tams, Like,
come on, are you for real? Talk about work perks.
I'm just gonna eat like eight of them a day.
I can't help you, know what I meant. Least if

(14:35):
they're in the packet and you know, maybe you're sharing
it with your family or whatever, like you know, then
you know how many you can take before you get
caught for snaffling too many? But in a jar, and there's.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
No one double coated as well, man, there are proper ones,
you know. I like doing. I never did it as
a kid, but I do it as an adult now.
It's a classic, the Tim Dams slam. Do you ever
do that? I love the Tim Tam, blow the corners off,
rip the milk through, Yeah, and then it's all like
nice and like dipped in the milk.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And yeah it's six o three. I've already eaten three.
So my days ruined already. You know what, I don't
think can you hide the jar from me? I don't
think I'm going to be out of control.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'll hide it by eating it myself.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You know what, maybe we could give some double coat
tim We've got so many here, we could give out
some double coat Tim Tams along with a prize for
six in quiz this morning.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I like it leave Sea now among a couple of
prizes this morning. We have a family pass to Port
River Cruises. You can book your next event on their
new one hundred passenger catamaran and cruise the Adelaide Dolphins
Sanctuary Portrivercruises dot com dot au. And we have a

(15:42):
family pack of double coated tim.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Tam Pretty good to me. You're in Highbury, lovely spot,
You've got a good view.

Speaker 16 (15:49):
Oh, absolutely, it's the best waking.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I remember getting my wedding grog from Dan Murfy's Highbury.
That looked after us N nice hotel there as well.

Speaker 16 (16:00):
Oh yeah, the hotel.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. That's actually a fun wedding planning tip which I
think I might have given to your lamb. If you're
going to do BYO for your wedding, when you're planning
it right, you go to Dan Murphy's you buy all
the grog you need, and then at the end, because
obviously you want to overbuy and you're an underbuy, then
at the end, if you have leftover bottles or cartons,
you can bring it back to Dan Murphy's and they
give you a full refund.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah. Pretty good, pretty cool. Hashtag unsponsored if they want
a sponsor, Yeah, well we're always here. Look, let's get
into these three questions in front of you and the prize.
There's been a big fire and handorf overnight. What is
the German word for no?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh my lord?

Speaker 9 (16:38):
No?

Speaker 8 (16:40):
On my partner's German Austrians?

Speaker 17 (16:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Normally they say it like three times in a row. Well,
at least in the movies.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
No, done gone.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
He came on. We talked about Dan Murphy's at you
for two minutes and then you got your first question wrong.
We had to move on.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Look to make a stick around because it might come
back to you unless we get some more phone this morning.
Thirteen one oh six five is our number, Scott.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
How do you say no in German? Does that mean yeah?
That's you man.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
Me?

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Is it pronounced mean yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Name name name name yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Hey. Look.
The UK is also now banning social media for under sixteens.
If someone's turning sixteen this year, what year.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Were they borny that would be twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yep, you've done it. Last question here. Twenty two Buddhist
monks have been arrested for allegedly smuggling two hundred and
forty two pounds of marijuana through Sri Lanka. Can you
give us a slang term for marijuana.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Dope?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dope? Yeah, that would have also taken dinner Mary Jane
ironic Devil's lettuce cabbage reefer?

Speaker 13 (17:58):
Did we say to Chronic worry about Mervin Gay?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Would you take Irving game?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I've heard that one that must be that must be
reserved for you, bong smoker. Just kidding, Scott, thanks for
calling up and getting involved. I will send you those
tim Tams and you.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Will go so good with the Rica coffee.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Thanks, that's it. Yeah, we did give you some Rinca
coffee a while ago and you do love it. You
do love it on.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Your scottich Liam did you hear that pop news Ed
Sheeran shaving his head for a fresh start.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
We know you're ginger Ed, you've been famous for fifteen years.
What do you mean a fresh start? We just wants
like healthier hair.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't know. I guess he's good. Also, he's had
such a good career as well. I feel like, you know,
keep going on.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Unless he's going like sort of like you know, he
does do the wrap stuff a little bit, so maybe
he's bringing out like a harder rap album.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Actually, speaking of fresh Start Slam, you're kind of going
the opposite way. You revealed a big life update in
our podcast Yesterday's huge.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'm going to grab a hair out. You're growing it out,
so I don't know what the end result is, but
I'm just going to try and not have a haircut
for a while. We all know the end results. Ponytail,
I don't know. I don't know if I want a ponytail.
I do feel I feel like a male ponytail. Not
to knock them, but unless you're like Fabio, they're normally creepy.

(19:17):
I think they're reserved for like vampires and it guys.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Especially when you've got your hairline, it'll really show off
the beg end. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
True, and that's kind of what we're trying to avoid.
To avoid Yes, of course, so I'll be bringing it
all forward.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I just want to yep Charlie Pooth the Whatever's Clever
to it performing all the hits live in concert across
Australia this November. I think it's on sale now all
in for live Nation dot com dot Au.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Emily and mcgil, you're joining us nice and early. You
just finished pilates good sash.

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Oh it was a good sash.

Speaker 16 (19:53):
I like the cold tales I hand out at the ends.
I call them my little cocktail.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, I love that. So what we talking here? Reformer?

Speaker 16 (20:02):
Yes, yes, I've already just taken it up, so I'm
still learning the basics. But I'm actually really loving it
doing good things for my body, so I need to
do it.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
My wife drags me there on Saturdays to do Reformer
Polarates and you like it? Yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 14 (20:19):
You do?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
You do Polartis every Saturday.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Not every Saturday, but when Sarah can get me there,
I'm doing Reformer.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
Oh I love that you guys go together.

Speaker 18 (20:26):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Well yeah, I'm always like I feel like I'm like
the only dude in there.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's a pretty big secret.

Speaker 11 (20:31):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I've got four?

Speaker 16 (20:32):
I had four guys in my class this morning, am class.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Thee wasn't Liam, was it? One of the one of
the other dudes there. I think he does like calisenics
or something. He's like a freak. He's like incredibly strong,
And I like the one. I like the one. There's
this one it's called like airtime where they have they
put the board at your feet and then you like,
jump on it. Do you know what I'm talking about.
I haven't done that.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I haven't done that one yet.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
My wife hates it, but I love it because you
feel like you can jump. You're using the yeah, same
because you've got the springs. You've got the springs, so
you feel like you're flying.

Speaker 13 (21:07):
Oh that's really cool.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I like that in some ways. I would say I'm
my freest when I'm flying on a reformer parties.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
You like.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Or Michael Jordan or something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm still secret Lan's been keeping from them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Anyway, well let's move on past performer parties. Let's try
when you need Charlie Perth tickets.

Speaker 16 (21:24):
So I didn't realize it was Charlie.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Him wonderful, wonder You're very positive person. You're good. So
you know, actually, if you get the if you can't
get it from the first one, I'm going to let
you stick around for the second one.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
God play plase.

Speaker 16 (21:41):
Oh my god, I love this much.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
All right, So basically, Charlie Kirk is famous for breaking
up the stems of his songs. So we've been playing
this game so you've got to pick this famous song
just from the drums familiar? All right, Well, just for you,
because we've liked your energy and we've talked for former

(22:04):
pilarates for the last two minutes. We're going to give
you one more shot with drums and it's not what
do you Reckon's Charlie, So it's no very it's very
famous song early two thousands.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
Far out this.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I don't know and of course both times you just
said far far out. Yeah, but thank you, Emily. We
will have to move on. Thank you for playing Brie
in Gaula. Do you know it from the drums and
the bass? Would you like us to add some rhythm
in for you?

Speaker 12 (22:45):
I know the song, I remember the name.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Alright, I'm so annoying.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
All right, let's let's just add some rhythm in my tweet.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Your last song easy?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
What is a bree? Sorry, you've walkey talked into us.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yes, give us a buzz though, thirteen one oh six five.
If you want to play this game, what is this song?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Kilda? You're in Paralleli. Do you know what the song is?

Speaker 11 (23:19):
Henry Shot?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
He said, it's not shot, And you're so confident as well.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
No, because it's it is Fitty. You got that right.
You got the artist right, but you didn't get the
song right.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
We can go to Russell who joins us now in
Morpha Vale, Good morning. What is this song.

Speaker 18 (23:41):
That would be birthday?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Na?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I was just saying, fifty cent songs, Renee, do you
know what fifty song it is?

Speaker 15 (23:53):
In the club?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
We're in the clue, Renee. In the clue, do it again?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Do it again?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Renee. I was saying, I feel like the moment's gone now.
But I said, mate, I said, in the clue, we
all fan.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah music.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I gotta say it, and no one else.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Clame.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
We've got a busy morning. There's a lot to get
to this morning. But I just I don't even can
continue the show until we've had a bit more of
a chat about your massive life secret.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
That you've been keeping from me. Well, I wouldn't say
it's a secret.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Every every Saturday and Sunday you've been going to do
pilates with your wife Sarah for the last three years.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I would yeah, I mean you're adding arms and legs
on that. I would say occasionally, like she goes every
Saturday and I do like other gym stuff throughout the
week and then she like when I go to reform
parties with her on a Saturday, right, yeah, and so
you go, She's like a guest pass and go and
do it, right, and so it's performing parties. What's on
the bed? Yeah, and you do it. You feel, you

(25:11):
feel things in parts of your ass that you didn't
think was possible. Right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It's spots you didn't know you had spots.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, there's muscles that you're working out that you didn't
know your had.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
How long you been doing this for?

Speaker 15 (25:24):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Like, I mean the first time I did it with
her would have been like, I know, five six years ago.
But like it's like an occasional thing. I would say I.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Had a time in a month. This is a long time.
If your secret from you from your good mate.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I don't think I've been keeping it a secret. I
just don't think it was like I said, mentioned it.
But that's the thing. You know, guys can go and
you can everyone can do pilarates.

Speaker 19 (25:44):
Well.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Actually Will has given us the bus. Will you're an
angle Vaalgamon and Will? How are you doing? Mate?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Hey, guys are going they're very good.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
So you've given us the bus because you heard us
talking about pilartis if you thought about going yourself.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
So my partner, she's been trying to drag me over
to the Revo down an angle well just opened up
for a little bit now and she's been doing the
Reformer and I have been thinking about it, but yeah,
I'm to be honest, it's a little bit confronting, and
I don't know what to wear. I don't know what
to do. I don't know any of it.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
So any advice just get in there there. They're always
really happy, the instructors. They play a sort of like
fun music and they sort of walk around the one
I do anywhere they got the mic and they're like,
oh yeah, all right, we're feeling it today. We're not
that week in the right way.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Liam. Do you go to the back of the room
when you do it all the front? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I go to the back. Yeah, ye. Do you know
you need You're got to keep your eyes to the front.
Obviously everyone's sort.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Of very arched. Yeah, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's a it's different to a regular gym session, I
would say, so, yeah, yeah, so what you wear me?
I just wear like a T shirt and shorts and
so you know, and I think sometimes you don't do
pilates and you go there and they go, oh, you know,
if you're a beginner, you use this spring but if
you think you're a bit more advanced, you can take

(27:04):
a spring off. You get whatever. You know, I go
to the gym, I can, I can do I can,
I can take a spring off, and you can't. You
can't if you're a beginner. You're a beginner, So don't
try and get to But yeah, no, she she, I
don't know. It's just like a thing that she likes
when she doesn't come to gym with me, Like I'm
not I did boxing twice week, She's not coming to that.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
It almost feels like the opposite, Like it almost feels
that we need to start like a reformist club for men.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Will would that make you feel more more comfortable?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
I think that that would definitely be the thing that
would make me join at the moment.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, yeah, I like I get that. Yeah yeah, a
big test elsterone and we can listen to like Alison
Chains and like grungy sort of stuff and it might
sort of feel like a bit more Yeah, yeah, I'm
open to that.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Just know, if you ever have more secrets, you can
always tell me.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Once again, I've not kept it a secret. We're throwing
a big old house warman, if you like thirteen one
oh six five. It's going to be at Ben's actual mouse,
which a lot of people have been excited about seeing
where Ben lives, where he sleeps.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You're gonna stop spoken they we're having a housewarmingly.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Well, you know, you've got this secret sauna and a shed.
You've got a lot of lawn space. It's definitely the
biggest area that I could imagine to throw a party.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
What about town hall, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't know. It's probably a lot to hire out
and that sort of stuff. Anyway, look, yesterday I called
your wife Sam.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
What happens if I just locked the doors and no
one can access it.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It'll probably get violent? And I said, you know, well
it will kick off if you try and keep the
kiss one of two three listeners out, because of course
we have young children. Yeah, And I think Freddie started
crying in the background, and I sort of felt bad
after and I thought, look in my head, I had
you know, I must have been the last couple of
days I've had blinkers on I couldn't imagine the party

(28:58):
outside of your house where you live, space where you
spend most time with your family, but very sacred space
you don't want, you know. Yeah, hundreds of people, but
this is you and this is going to be a
party for the century. And I think that was a
real draw card that people got to see, you know,
your laundry and stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, it's just a lot of strangers come into my house.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
We're not strangers, Ben, listeners, family, people that listen to
the show here.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
And you're going to vet them all one by one.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
They need to be better. I trust everyone. I trust
everyone that listens to this show. Well, look, you know what,
alternate plans are being made. I'm sorry to break it
to people. It may not be at Ben's house anymore good,
But I think we found a new venue. Dare I
say an even better venue. Someone has come to save

(29:46):
the day community hall. It's not community hall, it's even
better than that. It's actually a pretty sweet rooftop bar.
We're going to be speaking to the owner next. So
just if you've heard and you've been invited so far, yes,
the party is still going ahead, just might be as
light venue change. We'll get to that next throwing a
big fat party. We're almost a month into our new

(30:06):
show here been on Kiss one O two three. I
want to celebrate with all the people who listen. And
we said, Hey, come to Ben's house. It'll be fun,
Invite all your friends. He's being a little bit of
a party perper about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I just don't think Liam having it at my house
with hundreds of people is a great venue location.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, and I you know, I called your wife. I
thought she'd be chill. Not chill. You guys are both
very not chill about this whole party thing. So it
really it took the wind out of my sales. And
then yesterday Scott from a Hotel Panorama got in touch
and told me about this incredible new venue with two

(30:48):
rooftop functioned rooms that are suitable for weddings, milestone birthdays,
corporate events and large scale functions, which is what we're
throwing up party.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Now this Lamb is sounding more like.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Scott, you're willing to have us at Hotel Panorama for
the big householding party. Ben Lamb.

Speaker 18 (31:09):
I've heard you're seem like you might be struggling a
little bit. I think I'm very happy to get involved.
And I above the host shirt the new hotel Panorama.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I love that, And no one's going to be upset
because they like live at the top there and they've
got young kids. It's just a it's just a pure
party venue for our enjoyment.

Speaker 18 (31:27):
Yes, we do have accommodation rooms, but nobody living there
perfectly permanently, So we are definitely the venue for you.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh and how many how many acommodation rooms if you got?

Speaker 18 (31:36):
We got seventy seven rooms and we're opening up on Friday,
the eighth Wow next week.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's kind of perfect because and I don't know if
we can book the whole thing out, but imagine that,
like we could just we could do the show from
there the next day. Then we could stay. I mean
seventy seven rooms, it is that couples. That's like one
hundred and fifty four people can just be like the party,
don't stop, the party, do not stop. You were telling
me this yesterday, Scott. You also got a disco ball
pizza oven, Is that right?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (32:03):
So upstairs in one lamb, which is the rooftop bar,
we've got an open kitchen up there, and we've got
a gas fire pizza oven, and so we're currently putting
some disco toiles on it so it look a little
bit like the disco balls in the bar looking in,
which I think would be really really cool.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
You had me at rooftop bar panoramic views, but I
fell in love with disco ball pizza oven. I thought,
this is this is the spot for us. How many
can you hold up there? Do you think, Scott.

Speaker 18 (32:31):
Origin, we could get one hundred and fifty to two
hundred people up there pretty comportable.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, I think we're pretty comfortably going to get that
many there. I mean we've already invited six people. They
seemed pretty keen all right halfway there. That's it, Scott, Well,
thank you so much for coming to the rescue to
discover Hotel Panorama. We're premium accommodation, rooftop bar, restaurant, and sports.
We'll all come together under one roof opening Friday, May eight.
You can book now to take it all in. If

(32:56):
you'd like to come to the party, Yeah, yeah, give
us a bus thirteen one O six five. As we said,
we can get like one hundred and fifty people there.
Only invited six people.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
So now I'm more on board this is a housewarman.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Finally a bit of positivity around the housewarming party.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
If you want to come along to the housewarming Hotel
Panorama thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
We're throwing a party, Leanne and Mawana. Do you like
the party? Good morning? I do?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well, come and party with Ben and myself with throwing
a big housewarming at Hotel Panorama. Then you change no
longer at Ben's house perfet go go.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Past every day. I've been intrigued what's going on up there?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
So I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wonderful. Well, we'll see you there. Emma in Mitchen. Would
you like to come to our housewarming at Hotel Panorama.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I love to come to the party, looking forward to
seeing the place.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That looks great?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Have you driven past it all the time?

Speaker 17 (33:53):
Thanks for the bottle shop?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
What do you what are you thinking of wearing? Have
you thought about an outfit yet?

Speaker 8 (33:58):
I haven't got that farther something that'll suit the party
at Wonderland?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah? Yeah, well look Thursday May fourteenth, so time is
a thicken. You better get ordering now. If there's anything
you want online? You know what?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
There's a disco ball pizza machine lamb pizza oven. We
should do like disco ball sequences on our clothes sequence
what I say, sequences, but we could also.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Do a dance sequence. If we could wear sequence and
do a sequence for everyone? Would you like that? Liz
an older in Ellen Hie, Hello, not as interested in
this dance sequence. It's okay, but you want to come
to the party.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
I drove past every morning.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
I've been watching the builds from the ground up and.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's you're probably driving right next to Emma and our
first call Nathan in Surrey Downs. Do you want to
come to the housewarding? I love you boys. It's really
keen awesome you're in there.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I think we're getting more calls people coming to the
house women than we are for the secret stay at
the moment, Kylie and caller.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Would you like to come to Better Myself house warming
at Hotel Panorama? Yeah? Yes, please, wonderful Kylie. Do you
normally listen?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Always always have followed you around so many radio stations.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh wonderful, Kylie. Well, will be great to see you there.
There's a big disco ball pizza rather than I'll get
your order in now. What would you like? What type
of pizza? One? Please Hawaiian very traditional. Diane in Sea Cliff. Hello,
we're throwing a house.

Speaker 20 (35:33):
I have And that's why.

Speaker 17 (35:34):
You're getting more calls. You're getting more party people calling.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, gonna get a wooing.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
The party to you.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I see their party people.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Okay, so many vocals, so many people. We're just loading up.
Tracy joins us. Now you want to come along?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Trays absolutely, I do. Well, we'll buddy see you there.
What about you, Trish in windsor Gardens. Do you want
to come to the party. Good morning guys, Yeah, you're
coming to the party. Dad been lugs North. Hello. Are
we going to see you there on the poor tea?

Speaker 17 (36:09):
Yeah, I'm so excited to get Please.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Amanda and so breeze. What about you?

Speaker 12 (36:15):
What yep?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Oh, Amanda, I can't wait. It's awkward. We're actually lista's full.
Just been giving a piece of paper that says the
list is full. Too many people now, sorry about that, Sorry, Amanda,
shorry about that. Sorry, there's just there's so many people.
We put so many in Amanda the week, I couldn't

(36:38):
possibly fit in.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh that's the same next time.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's that's the spirit. Nah, Yes, thank you but you
don't trust Off anymore, don't. You would have no reason
to we burnt you don't. But you will be coming
to the party and you know what, you can bring

(37:06):
some bring some mates.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
If you didn't get through this morning to get on
the guest list, you can also register kiss one O
two three dot com dot au and sign up to
join our party. It's all going to be at Hotel Panora.
It's going to be absolutely huge.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Make sure you're registered there and we could be inviting
you alive.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Gooday, Adelaide. I don't know, Lamb. Maybe I'm in a
footy funk.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You're in a footy funk.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Think I'm in a footy funk because I love for Adelaide. Yeah,
and maybe it's just the season they're having. I mean,
we're beating the Crows on the ladder. We're eleventh big
Showdown this weekend. And that's what I'm saying because normally
in Showdown weekend I'd be frothing. But I'm not frothing.
I'm in a footy funk.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
How do you fix that?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't know how you fix a footy funk. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You need to watch some old highlights of chopping tickets
through people.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, in two thousand and four Highlights.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, that'll get you go.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I reckon again this fuoty funk.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, I don't know, man, you're bringing a stand with
his fully funk. I reckon you sort yourself out. Yeah,
you watch Gavin Wangane and kicking a bag in the
final and that'll get your back.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Well maybe maybe it was actually because my wife Sam
told me about her dream yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh god, I hate it when wives talk about dreams,
When anyone talks about dream.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Me too, and Liam, you know as well as I do.
On this show, we have no dream policy.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Well yeah, because it's like it's like, yeah, then the
unicorn came, we all caught on fire and fort like
it's like there's no rhymal reason to like, I don't
care what happened your dream because it doesn't matter because
it's not real. It's a dream.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
We have no time on this show to talk about dreams.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Don't tell me that.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Don't even call us an attempt to talk about one.
But Liam, if I may break the Golden rule.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Next, it is literally the main rule. Like we been
and I like, we're great Nates and we did we
did this show. We have lots of fun with it,
but we do have a few golden rules that we
stick by to keep it fun. That is one of them.
You only get you get one chip a year. You
saw you want to cash it in. On the twenty
ninth of April.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'm cashing it in. I'll tell you what she had
a dream about after Phil Collins, Another Day in Paradise,
some kiss.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I hate dream chat, but Ben, you've asked if you
can talk about your wife's dream Yep, yeah, I just
know I'm probably not going to enjoy it, but like whatever,
you know, it's half your show.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
So yeah, we have put in a golden rule on
this show. We don't talk about dreams, mainly because I
think Lean you can relate to this. When your partner
tries to talk to you about a dream, it's always
very irrelevant, very boring.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, and that's the thing. Like I've told my wife
this as well. This is like not a rule just
on the radio show, just in my personal life. And like, obviously,
your your dream when you open your eyes, your dreams,
your hopes, your aspirations, of course I care about that,
but your actual lucid dreaming, I don't forgets, like when
we wake up to the craziest thing happened like that,

(39:55):
this leprecorn. Yeah, it captured us and it took us
to this big troll and the troll man was like,
I'm like what I don't and my eyes are glazing over.
I'm like trying to pretend like I can.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
And I don't know if you get this, lamb. But
usually the end of some convoluted dream will be the
question of what do you think that means?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't read into
that stuff. If I read into the things that I
dream about, I wouldn't be a very healthy person.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I don't think now, all that put aside. Sam told
me yesterday that she had a dream that she was
pregnant with our third. Interesting, now she's not pregnant with our.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Third Okay, because that, yeah, that I'm aware of a
pretty tight turnaround, very.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Tight turn around. Geane, our daughter, our second child. She
is seven months old. Yeah, that would be a lot.
Throwing a third in the mix would be a lot.
And I want three kids, but I feel like I.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Want three kids.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I want three kids.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
You don't want to call it it too You've got
a boy you've got a girl. Yeah, happy families. This
is the conversation that i'd i'd be calling it.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
This is the conversation that I wanted to have. I
wanted to know what's the perfect number of kids because
I grew up in a family of three. So I
think for me, I've always wanted three because that's what
I've known. Whereas I also I am very lucky. I've
got two kids. We've got a boy, we've got a girl. Sam.
On the other hand, she's always said to me that

(41:22):
it's either two or it's four. Why it means no, Sam,
Because she said that in her experience, the middle child
always feels a bit left out. Three. She thinks that
three is an odd number, so it doesn't make sense.
She said, two or four. She doesn't want three, Oh dude,

(41:44):
So I would call on it two.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
If you have to choose between two and four, definitely two,
especially in this.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Day and age now as in the newsroom. I'm curious
to get your thoughts on this perfect number of kids
in your opinion.

Speaker 12 (41:57):
I'm with Liam two two, Yeah, because need a bigger house,
Like where are you going.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
To put kids?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
And you've got schooling.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
To think about.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Oh, my gosh, like so much.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'm not stressed about Yeah, I don't know. I just
I do. When we sit at the table and we've
got a six person table like most people do, like
a regular sized table, to me, it feels like there's
room for one more. But if the table is completely full,
that feels like a lot, like four kids.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I think the answer is like, Matt, you did you
have do you just have one sibling?

Speaker 12 (42:26):
I have one sibling, but my husband's one of four,
and hey would totally go down that road of also No.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I think the thing is you want what you come
from probably relate to that. If you've had like a
happy sort of like upbringing eyes like like I just
have one sister, some sort of like, oh well that
makes sense, it was good for me, like it, maybe
it'd be good to have that as well. And so
I think that's probably the thing.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's the other part of the equation that I do
think about as a parent, because I've got a boy
and I've got a girl, so I would love to
have one more to give them, either another brother or sister,
like because if I had a boy as an three,
then Jeane has two brothers, whereas Freddie has a brother.
Fred doesn't have a Brother's got a sister, So I
feel like a brother.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I'm not. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, I suppose you never thought, like, what have I
had a brother?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I got one a new man.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Thanks mate, it's pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Quick we cut that up for the promo. Make it
a promo, guys. That was good. That's very good.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
All right, Well what do we do? There's thirteen one
oh six five in your opinion? What's the perfect number
of kids? Ruth?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
How many kids do you have?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (43:29):
I only have the one because I'm smart enough.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
But my mother had two kids.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Decided to roll the dice and I'm a twin.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, So then Ben's wife will get what she wants,
which is the yeah. And what if you have you know,
you can have triplets. That's the thing that happens.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Well, imagine you way out if you had three and
then you're like, you know what we want four, We've
decided we're going to have four, and then you get
hit with the twins and then you got five.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's what happens in here. What are those weird cheap
about a dozen families? And it's just it's not sustainable.
It's twenty twenty six. There's no need for it, Mary
in Sea Cliff. How many kids do you have?

Speaker 8 (44:07):
I have two boys, my husband ex husband was one
of four. I was one of four, fought with my siblings,
had one brother, fought with him all the time, didn't
get along with one of my sisters. Two of my
sisters have three and would love to undo that third.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
So yeah, that's that honesty we were looking for. Yeah, yeah,
they hopefully your niece's nephews aren't listening into kiss three
this morning.

Speaker 13 (44:32):
No, No, it's all good.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
They wouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Why three too many? Any reason?

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Just they're the brat or the worst of the lot. Maybe,
But also.

Speaker 13 (44:44):
When you have that third one, you don't have that
extra set of hands, to extra set of eyes. Your
car's constantly full, and then you can't bring anybody else,
so somebody has a friend over, you can't.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Take the miss.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Why you wouldn't go four because you need a bigger car.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
It sounds like night near field to me, Mary, I'm
as I said, I don't have kids. I'm saying to
being emerging, just keep it too, especially because like I
get some people like they have two girls, Like oh
we wanted to boy and we'll try again, or like,
but you've got the pictured pair. Yeah know what I mean,
there's no need.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
To My sister has got four boys, and she told
me blink and you have a kid Carnival.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, and you're in. You're getting close to Carnival territory.
You're in, you know, one or two kids away Castilla.
You're ten years old from herbrae. So how many siblings
do you have?

Speaker 17 (45:33):
Hi and him? I am the youngest of four, and
I get alonger than my siblings pretty well. Maybe that's
just because they do everything for me. But I don't know,
But I would like to have a younger sister.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Okay, you want Yeah, you want you because you're already
competing with three other kids. But you want a whole
other kid, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (45:53):
Because then I can teach her the way of life.
You know, I want another younger sister.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I loves.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I gotta say. You sound so cute that now I'm like,
go for a ben, have a fourth kid. If you
have another kid like this, I'm like, great, you're making
me one four kids right now. Costa.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
You know what, Custer as well, You've got such a
big family. I have to give you two of these,
but I'm gonna give you two family passes to go
on the kiss one or two three Giant Wheel.

Speaker 17 (46:17):
Oh my gosh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Do you ever ask mom and Dad for another sibling?
What do they say?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
They know?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah? Okay, look, I can see why.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Secret stain, secret stain, secret stain.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Secret sound is boring. That's why Ben and I do
the secret stain. And now, not to be confused with
the first one that was Buba that went off on Friday,
this is Secret Stained two point oh. If you've not
seen the new stain, check it out. It's on the
Ben and Liam Socials. It's pinned to the top and
then you can call us thirteen one oh six five
if you want a guess for ten thousand dollars. Jess
in angle Vail, you've seen the stain, What do you

(46:56):
think it is?

Speaker 8 (46:58):
I think it is foundation, so makeup?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yep, yep. I can one hundred percent see why you've
said that.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
It'd be a lot of foundation.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Yeah, but like maybe like a big you know, like
big party, big night out, or like a you know,
like a school formal, you go get your makeup done.
Do you like getting your makeup done?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Jess, I love.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Getting my makeup done. I feel pretty, and that's interesting.
My wife, she like, if we have a big event,
she'll be like, oh, I'm gonna get my makeup done,
and inevitably she will hate it. She'll come home, wipe
it all off and then just do it herself.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
But doesn't hate the experience.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
She just hates it. She likes the idea of it.
But I don't think she's ever come home and been like,
I love it. She would always be like, it's pay
too much.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I always see that, like Sephora or Mecca, and they're
always in the shop getting the makeup done.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, isn't it is. It is a bit weird though,
being in the middle of the shops and someone's doing
all your makeup.

Speaker 16 (47:48):
Do you feel a bit like strange a little bit sometimes, but.

Speaker 13 (47:53):
You feel pretty when you walk out?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah? To me, to feel like when you know they
do like foot rubs in the supermarket maker, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Like you want to at least put a little kurt mat.
I mean, I don't want to see people popping out
of JB Hi Fi And I'm just getting trying to relax,
getting a little foot up there, Okay, Jess, Well, look,
we like your guests Foundations. What you've said for our
secret stay in two point Oh it's not Foundation bug unfortunately.

(48:23):
Thank you for playing though, Imagen in sorry downs. Have
you seen the stain? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I had a look on it on one Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah nice? And what are your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Oh my mind kind of went everywhere.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
I thought liquid and.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Then I was like maybe not okay, Well, Imagen, before
we get your guests, just remember this is all thanks
to auto Masters. See any repairs required on your car
with autocam video reporting from Automaster's service and repair centers.
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Speaker 1 (48:52):
Imagen, what do you think it is for ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 16 (48:55):
I think it's like Veggiemut, and toasters think smudged and
then you've tried wiping it off.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Williams vegims Edge on Toast, classic Australian. Simple, perhaps so
simple that we thought no one would guess it. Well,
image and I can tell you m unfortunately incorrect. It's
not VEGGIEMI on Toast. We can roll that out, but
remember you can call as many times as you want.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yep, you've gotta be in it to win it. So
go and check out the stain for yourself and then
call again. Tomorrow eight am is your next chance to
have a guess.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Ben and I and it's exceptional. Eleven year old Mayo,
who was selling loom wristbands gather around. She mad like
four hundred bucks because she was taking card charging three
dollars apiece, and we went into business with her. We're
actually throwing a big stall tomorrow Pasadena Shopping four point
thirty coming down if you'd like to meet us and Mayo.
We're selling wristbands.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
We've got a website made as well, Mayo's Wristbands dot
com if you want to check them out.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah. Now, May's on hold at the moment. She can't
hear us, but her mum, Naomi, has blindfolded her and
driven her near the war Memorial at the intersection of
Lower Northeast Road, Anam Road and Montaque Road, to opposite
the Glend Hotel there. And we have spent a lot
of money on billboards with Mayo's face on them selling
her wristbands there around Adelaide this morning, so you might

(50:13):
see them, but Maya hasn't seen it yet. She doesn't
know this is happening. So we're going to surprise her
this morning. I think may can hear us again now
we're getting her up. How are you, Mayor? Yeah? Very good?
I mean pretty weird morning for you before school. Your
mum has got your blindfolded and drove you out to
Felix though. Is this something that regularly happens? Yeah, I

(50:36):
wouldn't have thought. So, I wouldn't have thought. So now
do you do you have any inkling of what our
surprise could be?

Speaker 20 (50:42):
Not really, not really?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Not a pop up store. No, obviously, we've got our
pop up store at Pasadena Shopping Thursday four thirty.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
But we have used a lot of the company's money
for this venture. Yeah, but we think it's money well spend.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Okay, So currently your opposite the Glenn Hotel there paint
and Road near Montacute Road near the War Memorial. May
you blindfolded? Whenever you're ready, take off your blindfold and
tell us what you see?

Speaker 20 (51:17):
That?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Real, boy, it's a mayor's wristband billboard with your face
on it. How cool is that? When you came in
to take photos with us with the wristbands, that was
actually a secret photoshoo we were doing with you so
we could surprise you with billboards that we've put up
around Adelaide. It is you and us, of course, of course,

(51:41):
because we're all in business together. Maya's wristbands obviously. The
business name is Front and Center and it's promoting people
for an event tomorrow at four point thirty pm Pasaden Shopping.
Come on down to buy a wristband if you would like.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I bet you never thought approaching us, specifically Liam that
gather around and selling one of those loom risks and
we're going to end you up on a billboard. How
do you feel.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I'm sure in a good way though, But your people
are going to be seeing these all around Adelaide driving
to work this morning. It's going to be promoting people
to come to our event. Thank you so much for
getting involved. Hey, look, if you want to see the
billboard for yourself as well, and you can't see it
because you're already at work or school or whatever, make
sure you head to the Beneleem Instagram. We've just chucked

(52:25):
up a photo there of Maya in front of our.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Billboard and they of course, we couldn't check with you
before we spend most of the company's money because we
also wanted to surprise you with it just shocking now
in hindsight. Are you okay with us spending most of
the money for these billboards?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yeah, Hey, you've got to spend money to make money out.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Less than number one kid.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yes, I'm glad you're on board all right.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
May you have a great day at school, Okay. I
will thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
See Cory's mayor, thank you, and enjoy the rest of
your day.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Pasadena shopping four point thirty pm. And we're going to
be there with our.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Stall yeah tomorrow, and make sure you come on down
buy one of Mayer's wristbands. We spend a lot of
money on billboards and we need to at least break even. Ben,
You and I love a dumb idea. That's how we
we sent out our prize mole. That's why we've gone
into business with an eleven year old girl, Mayer. That's

(53:21):
why we went to every single gather Round game, different
murder transport between each and we all just we just
love hearing about other dumb ideas as well on big challenges,
and that's how we're so stoked for what Will and
Woody are going to be doing on the other end
of the day on Kiss the lads join us. Now, fellas,
what are you undertaking today?

Speaker 15 (53:42):
Well some would some would say that it's not a
dumb idea.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Someone say it's inspiring.

Speaker 11 (53:48):
So first of all, I really take issue with I
don't want to be painted with your brushboys.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
But there's a mini mar that's been installed at work.

Speaker 11 (53:58):
We naturally got very excited about.

Speaker 9 (53:59):
It, and you know, it was kind of I don't
think it was probably in.

Speaker 11 (54:03):
The same breath of that looks cool and too.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
I think we should probably try and eat that whole
thing as soon as we can.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
So that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 11 (54:10):
There's eighty thousand calories worth of food and we're going to.

Speaker 20 (54:15):
Try and eat it on the radio live streaming from
three thirty to Southman and will and Woody on Socials,
but then Lonya Radios from four o'clock you'll hear us
hoing into effectively half an hole of a supermarket.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
You'll probably it'll probably be a shocking listen.

Speaker 14 (54:30):
Really, really, I just had thought that through, but like
eighty thousand cow like, I was sort of like, look,
I wouldn't say eat particularly healthy, but I was I
sort of tried to eat sixteen hundred calories a day.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
So like I was, I was doing the math, and
I'm like, it's like fifty days worth of food, like
eighty thousand dollars. Like do you like? What are you like?
What do you What are the chances of you actually
finishing this? I think very low. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
You know, we're not idiots, but thankfully we've got like
a real blind optimism just about having a red hot crack.
We actually spoke to the.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Fourth best eater in the world.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
And yes, that is an official ranking that actually happens
in the world. He's an Australian dude called James Webb
who holds the world record for eating the most amount
of buffalo wings in ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I know the guy. Yeah, yeah, he's a legend.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Anyway, he came on the show last week and he
looked at it and he said that he wouldn't even
get through it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
He said he'd get through about half. But he is
one man, you know what, And I get it, will Woodie.
I was talking, I was saying dumb idea earlier, but
now I'm starting to see where you're coming from. This
would be inspiring if you make you eat forty thousand
calories eat today?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Is there a time honor? No, there's not.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
But like ideally for commercial radio, we'd love to be
finishing the mini mart at about five point.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Thirty five times. That would be good, but it may not.
It may not work that way. Run us through because
obviously like there, you know, I get there's more. There's
meals that are high calorie than like a lettuce for example,
like what do you got like red Rock daily chips?
Like run us through the minima for people who haven't
seen what do you got here?

Speaker 15 (56:16):
All right, So there's effectively like five microwave meals. There's
a buttered chicken, spaghetti, nappoli, creamy carbonara. I think there's
two creamy carbonaras.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, we're gonna get to used buy on.

Speaker 11 (56:28):
All of them, not to say the beautiful people that
a Goora markets haven't stopped them every day about And
then there's like oh look, I'm going to say forty
packets of chips, there's probably thirty chocolate bars.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Good spread.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
And then there's some interesting stuff.

Speaker 11 (56:41):
There's nuts, there's popcorn, there's veggie chips.

Speaker 9 (56:44):
There's cheese and crackers, there's homets and dip.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
There's beef jerkey.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
There's lot of beef jerky, there's protein bars, and then
you get into you know, you know, the interesting stuff.

Speaker 15 (56:53):
There's this our packs lollies, there's the Allens lollies.

Speaker 11 (56:56):
There's there's probably about thirty packets of chewing gum. There's
probably chewing gum as well, Yeah, chewing gum.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
And the Eclipse mints.

Speaker 11 (57:06):
There's about four tins of Eclipse mints.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (57:10):
And you were saying before, you're saying before like like
that it's not possible. We actually had so obviously, you know,
you guys know that I'm the rational one in the relationship.
I look at this and I'm like, Woody, this is
the dumbest thing in the world. Would He's like, it's
the best thing in the world. And I'm like, okay,
let's find it back. And that's our show.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
But basically we were like, we.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
Actually got a gastro entrologist on because I was just
I just.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Want to know, like this best here, like what.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
What does this going to look like?

Speaker 19 (57:38):
Because wood he also has effectively ibs, like he's FODMAPs,
so he's going to be in a really really, really
dangerous like world of pain here.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
So we've got some John Dambulance on.

Speaker 9 (57:49):
Standby, and Gastro actually said to her. She was like, look, guys,
you're going to eat like a certain amount and then
at a certain point something happens called osmotic diarrhea, where
by you effectively.

Speaker 19 (58:03):
Just pitch out your art, whatever whatever you put in.
So for most people that is an unenviable state that
you would avoid it all costs.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
But for us, that'll be that'll be a fifth Pip moment.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
That'll be that'll be a.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Celebration, that'll be like, great, we're in.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
The xopodic area.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
From now, anything we put in just.

Speaker 11 (58:22):
Goes straight out and then yeah, we'll put on the
thrusters then and we'll just sail offing the sun time.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I hope for you boys that hits it around five thirty, Yeah,
prime time. If you want to see Carbonara and will
and Wood's jocks, you can't. I mean, I'm sold to
go check out check out the live stream. It's almost
like going to be live on your radios from four
PM this evening. Good luck boys, all the best and
hopefully you don't end up in hospital.

Speaker 15 (58:49):
Loving hearing you back on the air and Adelaide fellas.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Go, thank guys, go, well and we're back. Everyone's wanted
to know, Birl, where are we at with his magnets?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
So do you want to know the official number of
what will be ordering?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yeah? How many maagamets?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Last we spoke, we wanted fifty to fifty. Yeah, Now
we told us we can't do that.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Yeah, So I've spoken to Talia.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Now she looks after all of our campaigns and prizing
and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
She has said that the official.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Number of what we're ordering, which is the minimum number,
you can't split.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
It fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
So she has to order double what we're about to erect,
and we.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Don't have the budget for that is a thousand.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Okay, so that thousand what's that cost?

Speaker 5 (59:34):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
So we could basically, I've seen the numbers we could
give every single person who listens to the podcast magnet
and they have three hundred to spare.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Yes, I think the.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
No, you're seeing the numbers. It's actually numbers actually genuinely
are pretty healthy with the podcast, which shout out everyone
that listens, thank you for listening. You're seeing the numbers, lamb,
like two days after the episode's gone up. For some reason,
people and you know, for whatever reason, they guess they've
got busy lives. People listen, but they listen almost a
week and a half behind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Get it? What do we how many? Like like I
thought it was like seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
About twelve hundred once once you've let once you've left
them up there for a while, and that you let them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Calls good like two weeks?

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Okay, yeah, well that's but not everyone. So there's like
there's probably a couple of hundred people that listen the
day it goes up, and then the next day there's
a couple hundred more, the next day, couple hundred more,
and it gets it gets to about twelve hundred listening, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Right, So that would leave us two hundred people magnetless,
which is a good, probably a healthy number to create
that sort of.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
No, that's not how it's working.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Well what look me a year ago?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Sure I would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
All, you know, you don't think we should have a
thousand magnets?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
No, So what's no, that's crazy to stand this is
being paid for an organized by the station.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
How much?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
This is not just a podcast? This is not a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
We give out the show as well.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Correct, so our thousand magnets we should be Also, we
need to prioritize our radio listeners, not just podcasters.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
So annoyingly we can't just it's not just for blodcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
What I'm saying is, it's the twenty ninth of April.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Sorry, you recorded a solicit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Don't worry about us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Don't worry about have you done that? A lot of
a lot of this is this is an off air
podcast I want to hear on air chat here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Yeah, yeah, stop bringing in the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I think so. Yes, we record this in the nine
o'clock hour. I think it would confuse people every time
you ask about solicits. New rule, new rule rule.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
We don't talk about the live radio show in the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Okay, we' are your priorities. But yes, the podcast, we've
always been pretty.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
The magnets as well, So okay, yeah, no, so the
magnets and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, so much so much. Who are in chat? Just
get let's just get these magnets that we're a month
into the show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Toself, We'll just order the magnets ourselves.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
It okay, maybe you can talk to Catherine, get some
get some fundy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Oh my god, he doesn't. You don't remember the name
of your brother's peasant worker.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Oh okay, sorry not just yeah, well I don't know.
Just like, why is my my bank coming.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Into this because you said you're do it yourself in
order them great, mister Marble if you can pay for
it him, Marble.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Why am I mister Marble? I think Bell knows mister Marble? Right,
I thought you were mistaking Marvel.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Week about how when you go into Commonwealth private it's
covered rise.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Right, I thought you were talking about my fireplaces at home. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
I have seen some great comments though, when you have
posted videos of like your bathroom and started, I think
that's my house. Yeah, I know someone's like, oh nice
you also, you know, there's a spectrum of rentals as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
But rentals are always a little bit nicer than what
you actually own.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I feel also, Bell, you live in a very nice rental.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You're about to move out of it. Yeah, but you
do live in once very nice you know you're not
you're not one to talk. I feel like you live
in the Hollywood Hills of Adelaide. Yeah, it has very
much like that vibe of looking out of the city.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
I'll show you the places I'm looking at now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
So magnet wise, just getting back on track. Yes, we're
going to order a thousand of them. You tell me
we can't do that. Why we are doing a thousand?

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Okay, great, but I'm saying you can't just exclusively give
them all to podcasters.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
They need to be they need to be bespoke, they
need to be really bespoke.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
What did you I sent you the design yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, it was the eggs and our faces was great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
It's yeah, okay, I think we just I think I'm
sick of talking about the magnets. I want the magnets
in my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yes, I want to be I want to beginning all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Right, Well, how long is it going to take you?
It's going to be a freaking.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
And corner Talia.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Then no, no, no, no no no no no no no,
a corner at work.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Corner, don't corner. We just we just I don't think
it's a crazy request to want some magnets now.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
No, we've already promised half the magnets to people. You
know what I mean, people were expecting their magnets. Well, also,
people start people, there's loose paper flying around people's kitchens.
They have nothing to stick it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Another thing I want to look into, just on the
back of a lean just said there, and I think
I want to look into is what is the the
wording is for this, but like, what's the grip strength
of these magnets, because I've got magnets at home that
fall down with a piece of paper and that really
infuriates because I like a strong I want the magnet
RiPP magnet I want. I want to be able to
pick up my toddler and put him on the fridge

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with the magnet. That's how strong I want the magnet
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
If you're driving past the school, I want a year
eight with braces on to fly into the magnet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Absolutely, I want to be able to have two of
these magnets in my hands and scale a building.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Yes, like Spider Man. They're not you know Magneto from
the X Men franchise, and you can like bend gates
and stuff. I want. That's the amount of power I
want on the magnet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I want to be able to get in the tug
boat and go over the location of the Titanic and
chuck a magnet out and a fishing line and pull
up the mighty ship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
If I'm sitting that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
If I'm sitting in the pedal moment, we put a
magnet in the magnet.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Magnet we have the upwater magnet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
That's how strong I want the magnet to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I want so. If I'm sitting on the couch
and i want a beer from the fridge, I want
to be able to hold the magnet and the fridge
will go and move across the room towards the magnet,
and I'll use it to open the door and drink
the beer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Okay. I want a magnet so strong that it disrupts
electromagnetic fields within a three kilometer radius.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I want no one's computer at work near my magnet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
I don't want a single ATM card to be usable
in my vicinity.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Great, well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Don't want plans to manet.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Well, But if we want these thousand magnets and they
come there, piss week lose my freaking mind. I will
lose my mind. I will lose it. I'll go literally crazy.
I'll I'll leave the show. If the magnets a week,

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I just want that on record. I'll be done. Lam
how much how much I want to.

Speaker 11 (01:06:05):
Know the number.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I want a right. If we don't know how much
they cost, it makes me fearful.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
For how sorry, has it solicit gone to air?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
If there's an option where we can pay more to
make them stronger, I think we can seriously consider.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
It solicit gone to air?

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Remember the golden rule? What was the rule?

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
I feel like it's absolutely gone to air? Has it
gone to air?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Yes, it's gone to air. You don't talk about air
stuff in the podcast for it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Working out anyway, QR code, you need to record your
little bespoke pod thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Okay, you've been gonged. You've been gonged, and everyone's confused
because you're talking about Q and magnets.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Imagine if I quit, what would you then?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I don't want to think about that right now. I
just want to I just want a magnet in my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I want about to put a foam book on the fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah for sure? Yeah, yeah, apologies, apology,
sorry about that and all this sort of gobbledygook. And
you're just sitting there listening, going, I just want a magnet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
How strong is the magnet going to be?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That's I know. They are the two main questions and
thoughts that you have, So you know, I don't know.
I suppose it's our job to try and shield you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
From the malaky, from the malarkey, just know the gobbledygook.
From this point on, there will be no live radio
show chat in the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
And even they don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I don't want to hear that because you don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
A solicit is. You don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Calling for the radio show live is irrelevant to you.
Listening to a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
God, God, I'm I almost think we call AKMA to
report some of the crimes and podcasting.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, and just know that we have your best interests
at heart, and that's why we will pursue the strongest
magnets known today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Will be so damn strong that you'll be able to
pick things up from the ocean floor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
You won't even be able to get it off your
fridge once you put it on, that's how strong it'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
You will be able to bring ships closer to the harbor,
like if you if for example, if you were on
like if we're going on a hole down a cruise
liner and you were a bit late, and they'd taken
off and anchors were up. If you pulled out your

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Ben and liamb Show magnet, the ship would go and
come back into the harbor, and you'd be able to
use the magnet to climb onto the ship if.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You were ever in a pickle where if you were
ever in a situation where you needed to board a
commercial flight but you didn't have a ticket, these magnets
would be so strong that you could put one inside
your shirt and then you could just lay on the
wing and it would hold you to the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Get there. Actually pretty sick. It'd almost be safer and
smoother than be inside the inside the plane. You'd be
that such secure you'd be I think, almost a part
of the aircraft.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I think we've made a starts pretty clear.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
I think so. And so there'll obviously be a random
testing that will happen when the box a thousand magnets arrive,
and heads will roll if they're not strong enough. But
I think we've got the right people to do the job.
I hope we've got people to the job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I really hope.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
So interesting all right, well, yeah, watch the space magnets incoming.
Thank you for your patients. Apologies for how slow the
whole process has been too slow for our liking. Just no,
we know it's not good enough as well, so yeah,
that's