Ep 21: Liam’s BOMBSHELL reveal

On today's episode:

1. Sitting down to wee
2. Liam’s BOMBSHELL reveal
3. Do you want to reveal something too?
4. It’s a full moon but Liam didn’t notice
5. 610 Quiz: Howl like a werewolf
6. The wash up from Maya’s Wristband stall
7. Liam sunk a full court shot
8. Inviting fun guys to our party
9. Are Adelaide accents a thing?
10. Remember showdown doughnuts?
11. The Friday meat tray: Strandbag Lisa 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMS.

(00:24):
Their names are Ben and Leo.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Podcasa.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We have something very exciting for you.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Obviously, we chat with the podcast at the start of
the pod. Always someone who listens regularly. You know, we're
from adelieis Australia and that's where we do the show,
but quite often people from other states. But today we
have an overseas listener.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Ben. Oh, it's exciting. Charlie. You're over in the UK.
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Howdy? How's it going?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah? Good mate? Whereabouts in the UK? Are you from from?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm from London originally, but I live in Northamptonshire shout.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Out, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And so how did you get onto an Australian podcast?

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, I love radio. I did the journalism degree years ago,
so I've always kept in touch and stuff and your
show appeared on my feed one day and I just
was instantly hooked. So for the podcast feed, I do
a podcast myself. So you know I can appreciate good audio.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You do a pod what where where can people hear
your stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Give it a plug?

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
So I do the imperialsit podcast, which is a Star
Wars podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Kidding me, Oh dude, Look, I'm glad it's a Friday
and it's an extended cut because I think I think
what we do is we get into the episode Charlie
and then us three boys, we stay in this room,
we chop it up, we talk Star Wars for around
half an hour.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, I also just I am going to flag lean
you know this for the podcaster. I do have to
catch a flight flying a Brizzie. So I'll chop it
up for as long as I can, but at some
point I will have to leave.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, all right, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, I mean it's not every day you get a
UK podcaster who does a Star Wars Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I mean you seem like guy Charlie. I love this.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, look enjoy the podcast and on the back of
this we'll have a bigger chat with Charlie.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
We brought producer Bell in this morning for a check
him on a belt.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, yesterday you said something about your partner that I
told you to your face, I don't believe.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Can you repeat what you said?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I said, my partner, bless him. He is a sit
down wer.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, and to be fair, he's he's a strong guy.
He's a hunky dude, stronger than both of us. Lamb. Yeah,
he beat us up, for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
But it is definitely a slur to say to someone
like you sit down.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Awe.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, I think it's a bit of a like.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the reason I found it so hard to believe
was when you said he sat down to WI. I said,
do you mean you caught him once sitting down to Wii?
Or do you mean at two am? You caught him
sitting down to we? That to me does not offend me.
That's I understand that it's nighttime. I treat myself to
a sit down way every night. Yeah, you don't want

(03:21):
to turn the lights on to wake yourself up. I
fully get that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
But then you said no, no, no, no, every single
time he'll sit down.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
No, he's like shameless, super proud, sit down way. I
just said, he's been doing his whole life. That's just
I think he was just raised like that.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What if he went to the showdown tonight, for example,
and he goes to the toilets, does he wait for
it to be pulled to free up or does he
go to the urine?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, no, okay, he's not like he's not how to
do it.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
He's not ashamed to stand and we like he can
do that.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I think I'd like to see it. I need to
say he does.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
I just think at home, like he'll just or if
if there's an opportunity to he would he would prefer
to do it sitting down and he just but he
doesn't like he'll sit there and he's not in and out,
like he'll sit on his phone like you know, I
know that guys do when you go I don't want
to get two graphics when you go in through number two,
it's like, oh, it's in there, and you know it's
the old reading the newspaper on the toilet. But he

(04:17):
does that even when he's going, he just sits there
for like five ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
He's got to be the only person in the world
doing that.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
No.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
See, this is the thing.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Ben's like yesterday, You're like, I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
This is fake da da dah. You're making it up.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
I know I know two other guys friends that have
also said that they do this.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Maybe people have been secretly sitting down to wea for years,
but it's something that they keep to themselves.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Maybe I'm so against it because I do it behind clo.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Sit down. So why do you find it so weird?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
It's just so, what is this masculine thing about standing?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's is easier? Like it is easier?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Easier it is, yeah, yeah, but it's not comfier. It's
not uncomfortable to stand up and on cold porcelain when
you can just stand up. It's actually I was I'd
argue it was probably almost more comfortable to walk in
and do a wee standing up and walk out rather
than pulling the tour pants down and then sitting down.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's that's more intervenient.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Are we looking for sit down whirs? Are we looking
for people to flag? Because you know people like flag
themselves like I'm safe on Facebook? Is that what we're
looking for? Is it just Bell's partner that is sitting
down to wieze?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What I want to know this morning? If you are
a man listening to this and you're going no, no, no, no,
actually you put you you want to put your hand up,
admit to it and say no, no, I don't think
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I do that. I would love to speak to you.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah, if you can defend it, actually, because like he says,
it's great, and if you agree, if you think it's great,
like Ben, you are so against it, and I don't
know what I really think you should try it more often.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I did have for the reasons I've just explained. I
don't think it's easier and I think it's more uncomfortable
to sit down.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
So let's see.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Thirteen one oh six five is our number. Give us
a buzz. If you are a man and you are
sitting down to WII, we want to pick your brain.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Hey Bell, producer Bell, it's just revealed that partners a
sit down weir something he's very proud of it.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Doesn't mind us talking about this on the radio this morning?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Does he?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Probably should have texted, Probably should text him first, too
late at work.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, Well, now everyone knows it's a sit down wire. Look,
I do it at night. I'm definitely not not hanging around.
But we've asked give us a bus thirteen one oh
six five. If you are a sit down whia Brendan
and marrying you're a proud one oh.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
One hundred percent one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
So why are you doing it?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's comfortable and you.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Just get to chill.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's a bit of me time.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
You do it, do it at home, do.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
It at work. That's the god.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
You gotta do it at work.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
So that's the thing, because I would never like and yeah, maybe.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Occasionally I'll treat myself to one at home, but doing
it at work, nah, I don't feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
But I mean, how long is that we going for?
Goes for fifteen to twenty five seconds max? Like, is
it worth the sit down for that long?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Look?

Speaker 8 (06:57):
If you haven't done it, I don't think you can.
Are at work just a little chill, take your phone,
have a little sit down, enjoy yourself, a little bit
of mean time.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
To enjoy yourself to work there anymore.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Well, Brendan, are you because my partner said he was
raised like doing this?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Were you raised doing it?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Or is this just a definitely not? This is a
mean choice. I've got an older brother and a younger brother,
houseful of boys, and I was the only one who.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Was like, no, I'm sitting down.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
This is this is too good.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, I mean, good on you for sticking to your guns.
I I think that it's a bit.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I don't think there's any there's no shame in it
because I think you know, I get it. Sometimes it's
not worth the hassle of the of the clean up
if there is a bit of spillage.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I I know some people just sorry, just trying to
work out whether whether I say something or not. Well,
now you have to say it?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
What reveal something?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I think, let's can we just play a song, just
have a beat, just I can have two minutes to
decide that I want to say something on the radia.
You've got to say it now. Well, just I've never
said it before, so just gonna even I don't know. Yeah, no,
no one knows.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I think, wow.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
Do I know?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Absolutely not? I think my wife, my parents and yeah,
that's it all right. Well this is a big life
update from Liam. Yeah, mane what if I chicken out though?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
If I well, look, I'm gonna play Rhianna Diamonds when
we come back.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
You've got to tell us what you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Liam, You and I have done the radio show together
we've known each other for well over ten years now.
I didn't think there was anything about you that I
didn't know. Yeah, but you've just told me that there
is something that only your wife and your parents know,
and you're going to.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Reveal it on the show. Yeah, no stone left unturned.
So you thought.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Maybe I didn't speak about this because I knew deep
down i'd never hit the end of it.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Whatever it is, man, I'll be cool and that's it.
I think we're a bit older now. You know, you've
got two kids.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You get it, get it.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
So let's all be adults here when I talk about
my very real life experience.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Okay, you have my word. So we were just talking
about sitting down to Wii.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I never sit down to Wii growing up, and I
did my best to clean up messes here and there,
but it was always a thing where my mom was
teeing off at me for not getting it in the bowl.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Now, this went on for quite a few years, dare
I say, until I got to about middle school, when
I was clearly old enough to understand how to get
it all in there. And it got to the point
where my mom says, this needs to stop. We're going
to see a doctor or ah. So we went to

(09:58):
a doctor. They inspected the tool and it turns out
I was born with a double barrel shotgun.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
What like it's like the like the.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
When you say double barrel.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Most men and women are shooting a pistol with one barrel. Now,
upon closer inspection, it was revealed that I had one
true barrel and then one other smaller barrel a little
bit lower, which was flying right off to the side.

(10:44):
So it wasn't actually your fault. It wasn't my fault.
It was like I was holding two guns to the
side and you were a kimboing. I was guns of
kimbo of my own pain?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Does that because when you look you know each other
quite well. Now whenever I go to the bathroom and
I'm next to Liam, yes, your stream is instant.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's well, it's because I'm letting out a double battle shoku.
Is that it goes something to do with it? Well,
this is the thing.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
There's more to the story. So yeah, it is actually
a rare congenital condition called urethraw duplication. Now, they said
this is something we need to fix, and I said,
I don't think it is as fine. I would just
sit down away from the rest of my life. I'm
not actually not that asked and they said no, it
could cause you problems like later in life, YadA YadA.
So I was like, right, like, what does this mean

(11:32):
when you were in middle school?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
So I was in middle school and no one, I
just you know, I just had a couple of days
off and no one.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I have never talked about this. And there was an operation,
so an inset operation.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, this is truly heinous. They had to crush the
second crushed it. I went under, They crushed the other barrel,
stitched it up. That's good. But then I had to

(12:09):
piss through clots for a week. What does that mean?
What's a clots? Blood clots on the end of it. Yeah, yeah, man,
that's that's what I've been carrying. So they had to
crush it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
So they had to put my thang down, flip it
and reverse it. Then they sewed it up so that
you only had one.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Oh man, And.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I gotta say, it's probably a bit of a botch jobs.
As you said, it's still coming out pretty I don't
think it was the handiest work ever. I don't think
I was on the best surgeon. But I'm not going back.
I'm like, this is all right, it's not it's not.
It doesn't affect me. So you had a double yeah,

(12:58):
I was born with two pipe holes.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Now, probably the last question from me.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'm all the thirteen one O six five. If you
have questions. I am an open man this morning.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
When you say that there was two yeah, was there
was there two holes or one hole and it was
more of the internal.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I think it was, like,
I don't think it's too the whole way through, I
think it's probably one hole. And then just at the
end it decided to two pipes, two pipe, two pipe,
double pipe, but from.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
The outside there was only one on one hole.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Well yeah, I mean, if we want to get really technical, yeah,
you know, Okay, it's a little bit of a slit,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I got cha, Yeah, gotcha. I was just trying to
work it.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I can show you if you want.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, we all learned talking about Lee this morning, didn't we.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Well, if it's your first time tuning in, hello, yeah,
open book here. I must control of my out. This
morning revealed something that I've never spoken about. Before, and
I thought maybe you were mucking around. It's gonna be
a small thing. But no, no, Liam said that he
has got two pens. No, I don't have two pens.
I have two peen had two peen holes.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
And one of them was crushed, which was medically yeah,
medically yeah, medically crushed.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
A doctor crushed it. And I woke up and under instruction,
and I looked at it and I was heinous.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Until you've had a you know, actually I can't talk.
I'm never going through a childbirth. But that's as close
as I'm going to get. Pretty close, mate, having a
stitch on the end of your old fellah. But yeah,
and now it's out there and it's liberating. And we've said, hey,
if you would like to reveal something that you've never
spoken about before, perfect opportunity, Ashley in Andrew's farm. You're

(14:52):
you're feeling up to the task this morning, you would
like to share something?

Speaker 8 (14:56):
Yeah, me and my husband did something together.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
We I've got our nipples pissed.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
And you've never told anyone this before. You both did it.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
We both did it, mate.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
He was a training at the time.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, right, And did you both get both of them done.
So four nipples in total or do you know just one?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Age?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Right, like that little chain you link between yeah and
so so run us Ashlely, like are you your parents?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Are you? I'm a parent of five and so none
of your kids know that you have?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Well no, my daughters found out.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
But once again liberating, right, doesn't that feel great? Did
your husband keep it in and did you keep it in?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Well, you couldn't keep it in unfortunately mine.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Kept getting infected.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, what about your husband's.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
He just got him taken out because he just got
sick of it.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Okay, can I tell you something, Ashley, I'm not going
to reveal. I've got another hole somewhere else. Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Ben also got his nipple pissed, don't they They really hurt. Yeah,
it was for a radio bit, to be fair for
it was his thirtieth day present.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, we should leave it organized for me.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, but he still did it. He got it done.
So there's a little hole there somewhere in his nip.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Scott, you're in Marion, tell us you would like to
reveal something, you'd like to shout something from the rooftops
that you've never spoken about it.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
So I used to drive a particular vehicle, a special vehicle,
and if you made any damage on talking a little rock,
scratch or anything, it was a full on, a big
police thing and everything. And I did a huge bit
of damage to the car one day, scratched it crashed,
it didn't tell anybody, Nobody noticed. And then a couple

(16:46):
of days later one of the other guys hit a
kangaroo and they wrote in the report they did all
this damaged, and I was like, yes, that was me,
but I got away with it.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Hell yeah, Hell yeah, Scott. Good on your Scott. Everyone
wins there except for the obvious.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah yeah, hey Scott, do you do go see Billy Eilish.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
You's got four tokeets?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yes, awesome, it's kind of it's actually it's a funny
price to give because the tour is called Billy Eilish.
Hit me hard and soft to the truck.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Wasn't so that can go exploded for sure. No, yeah,
we made a lamb.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's a Friday. I got a big show lined up.
I'm a bit worried about how it's going to go though,
because did you see that full moon coming in?

Speaker 6 (17:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
No, I didn't you don't strike me as the kind
of person that would notice a full moon.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
No, but you do, because we will secretly know that
you're aware. Wolf. It's your biggest fear of everyone finding
out if.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You're driving at the moment in your car, or you're
already at work. Check out that moon. I mean, I
don't know if it's technically a full moon yet, but
it was one of those ones where you step outside
and it felt like daytime. That's how bright it is outside.
I know how you don't notice that stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I literally walked to work this morning didn't notice.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know how you don't notice that stuff at all,
because I'm focused on the task in hand.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'm locked in.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I got four hours of entertainment coming up. I need
to perfall.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
I just.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I've got my content, blinker.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm here to play hot hits and give away cash.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
We don't do hot hits. We do hits and variety.
Not today, only hot hits. It's a full moon.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know what that means.

Speaker 10 (18:28):
The hordest of hits it ten.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Six ten.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Then in Blakeview, good morning. Do you think you're gonna
shoot all the lights out and get three questions right?

Speaker 10 (18:42):
This morning?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
We'll give it a red hot crack.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Hell yeah, man, will you be rewarded with two prizes
if you can do that? Now, I've heard a little
Birdie told me that you listen to our podcast every day?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
That's true?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh god, yeah man, I appreciate that. Ma man, what
are you listening on Spotify Apple Podcasts?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, yeah, Spotify. I was actually on the off air
part of the pod maybe a week or so ago.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yes, well, this is it. We people have never listened
to our podcast before. We do do extra bits that
aren't on the radio either side. And you're right, Ben
was joining us recently. Look, it's the showdown tonight, Benny.
What's the official name for a group of crows?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
A murder?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
It is? Ben has told us that it is most
likely a full moon, although I didn't see, so I
cannot confirm or deny.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Can you give us your best wear? Wolf? How very good?
I am a little bit suspicious on you, it felt
too were Wolf.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
You're not your name loupin, You're not teen, were Wolf.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I do have a good bid.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You do you sound like you? Actually?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I it was our pop up shop yesterday at Pasadena
Shopping to sell eleven year old Mayo's handmade wristbands.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
We went into business with her. What was your excuse
for not being there?

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I was in Cleeve?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
You in Cleeve?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Who is clean Leap, South Australia on the West coast.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Please Cleave?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Ever heard of that? Is that like regional?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Yeah? Do you guys know where cow is or Arno'by? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it's there.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
So Cleeve is about twenty four twenty five k's north
of Barno Bay.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I guess it's pretty far away from Pasady and playing.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Okay, you got a whole line. You get two prizes. Congratulations, Ben,
What a way to start the weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
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to the Port River Cruises. Congratulations.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah nice.

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want to go on the Kiss one or two? Three?
Giant Wheel? Do you want automasters a voucher?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Can I be a bit cheeky. Can I give an
invite to a house woman?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh little bugger?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I suppose we can make an exception for.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
You boys legend we'll see you there, Anny, your cousin
to my house warming party at Hotel Pasadena.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
That one's on the fourteenth of May Panorama. What would
I say? Pasadena?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I was getting confused beause we're at Pasadena Shops. They're
actually very close to each other. By brove past Hotel
Panorama on my way to Pasadena, discover Hotel Panorama. We're
Premium accombination rooftop bars, restaurants, and sports bar all come

(21:47):
together under one roof opening Friday, May eight.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
You can book now, take it all in.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And if, like Benny, you want to come along, you're
gonna listen out for the part song. This morning when
we played the party song, you call thirteen one oh
sixty five.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
A few weeks ago, Ben and I met eleven year
old Maya. She was selling wristbands that gather around.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
She came up to me, she.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Said, would you like to buy one? I said, I
have no cash for your loom wristband, and she said
that's fine. I take card, which blew our minds so
we've gone into business with her. We've got a fifty
to fifty split controlling stake and we've gone all in,
like if this is your first time hearing this. We've
done billboards around Adelaide, We've done radio ads, we've had
political funding, celebrity endorsements, all sorts, and it was all

(22:34):
sort of building up to our stall, which we opened
up at Pasadena Shopping.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
So last night we said, hey, four point thirty, come
on down. We were set up there in the shops
selling the wristbands issued by yourself, some of Maya's wristbands.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
We had an amazing branded store at the top of
the escalators of Pasadena Shopping.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
And Frank Grabber, the famous Rundel Moore sprooker, was waxing lyrical,
bringing customers in the horse.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
There's an east facility of a great Oh.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
People traveled from bar and wide, and some people even
came from overseas.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Very happy customers.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
We've got a gorgeous bracelet to take home.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Some people are saying you came all the way from
Germany to get a wristpan?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Is that true?

Speaker 10 (23:16):
It's just familiar. Wow, that's incredible.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
My favorite part of the night.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Then was seeing eleven year old.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Mayor's sales tactics.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
First haird oh man, it looks like we've got a customer.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I like this green one here, and I tried on
lush us how.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Much may go straight to the car. She would already noticed.
What if I had cash? Mus, I don't know that much.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Okay, we have restless security.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
After we shut up shop, we started to get an
annual proper report from Mayo.

Speaker 10 (23:51):
I actually thought we were going to sell water. I'm
find how many we sold.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
We need money to give you Auntie some water behind
there because she she's looking withered.

Speaker 10 (23:59):
She hasn't slept in day. He's just making bands. It's
your total proper you. That sounds like.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm seeing some lobsters eating good tonight, and also the animals.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
Of course, I think it's been a great night.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
We're so proud of all the work you've done here,
and I think this is only the start for the
Mayor's wrist bands.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
ACU, we put our hands in into another hoo rah three.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Two cracking opening night of the stall at Pasadena Shopping
Maya in Norway joins us. Now, I mean you've been
working all night selling bands. Now you're up going to school.
You must be exhausted.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, but that's what it takes.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Business is hard, it's cut throat and that's why only
a short select few make it to the very top.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
And I think we're in that category.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So, now that the dust has settled, are you happy
with the takings after night one?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I definitely should have stopped making them because I made
three hundred and I probably sold about one hundred.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
Yeah, but we've still got one hundred bands.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, but now we're overstocked, we can do like a
warehouse fires.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Oh we've got to get rid of this.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
And remember May's Wristbands dot com. People can still head there.
The website is live if people want to get their
orders in. I mean a shout out to Craig who
called up yesterday. He's such a sweet man. He came
and bought thirty bands just to help out, So shout
to him. I also think Maya we've put May's Wristbands
on the map. That's what we've done as one of

(25:32):
Australias or Australaser's perhaps premiere riskwear brands. There's a lot
of brand awareness now, you know, people are already coming
up knowing what they were buying. And look, obviously it
doesn't stop there. We've done a lot of above the
line marketing. We've not told you this yet, Maya, but
you're actually going to be on the TV tonight.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It yeah, you're gonna be on the Telly what.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, Channel seven News. Make sure you tune in Ray
of Sunshine six forty five tonight. Mayor's wristbands.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, you've done You've done radio.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, yeah, you're bigger than radio.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Now you're on TV, which is where all radio people
strive to get to, but of course they're too ugly
to get into the business. But look, this is this
is big. I mean obviously showdown numbers tonight. A lot
of people watching the TV port versus crows, so there's
going to be a lot of eyeballs.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
On the product.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I don't think we're going to have any troubles moving
the rest of those bands. Thanks again for all your
your work, Mayor, and yeah to the moon.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
All right, all right, good? Are you Maya do us
proud on TV tonight?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I will all right see you mane that school. I
don't think she knows what to the moon means. Oh,
it's like it's a business term. Diamond hands to the moon.
You're talking crypto slang.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Well, I have taken a few liberties, two liberties with
some of our risk profits, and I've put it into
a little bit of crypto just to see what it
can do for us. Did you get h bar?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah, the XRP bit of doge to the moon. Baby,
you're a kiss.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Jeday, Adelaide are going to be a warm one today.
Twenty nine degrees already, twenty two degrees, big night, the Showdown.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Tell you what I if I was how I was
living my life yesterday. I feel like I could have
played in the Showdown.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I was just so dialed in yesterday. You know, some
days you just you're just doing things you couldn't normally do.
Like you, you know, you throw something in the bin
from further away and you just get it in. You
kind of already knew you were going to get it
in before.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, Okay, So yesterday I pulled up to my gym
and there's like a basketball court there, and sometimes some
of the guys that I like sort of trained with
del like just play a bit of basketball street ball.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, a bit of street ball.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And one of the guys as I walked in, they said, yes,
Elle threw me the ball and I just yieaded it
like kind of as a joke, sunk a full court shop.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I'm look more than half less than four.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Wow, I'm not and I'm like I but the only
thing is the only thing I wish i'd changed is
I acted like I've been there before and just walked off.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Call what did you do?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I started barking like a dog and I was like
getting up in people's faces and screaming, and I'm actually,
I think they've got like security. I think a lot
of gyms have to have security footage. So I'll try
and chase it up for you. I'd love to see that.
Oh man, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Root Not party at.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
The Hotel Panorama.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Oh yes, if you've not heard, we're heading to Hotel
Panorama Thursday, May fourteenth, thr our house for me.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
And we said listen out a party song this morning.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
It was Beinger Boys The fern Lines have Gone Wild
thirteen one oh sixty five and people who want to
celebrate and party with us, Ben.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Can I just say, lem, I know you're kind of
running this whole house, swarming party, getting excited, putting a
lot of people. Yeah, give a lot of people tickets
to come along. We're gotta be careful because we can't
give away too many.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Oh, I say, it's always better to over invite, just
in case people can't make it on the night.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's just do the one invite this morning, Jazzmine and
Clarence Gardens. You were the first one through. Are you
coming along?

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Oh my goodness, absolutely, I am, Oh my gosh, thank.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
You so much.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Don't worries, Jazz. Are you excited party?

Speaker 10 (29:27):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I love a good party.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh right.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Do you like pizza? Yeah, you love it. You're gonna
love our disco ball pizza Robin.

Speaker 12 (29:35):
But they have it hop Yeah, thank goodness, that's anomyzing.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
What type do you like mushroom pizza? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I do.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
I'm actually not fussy with my pizza as long as
it's fresh, delicious.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Well, a lot of people say I'm a fun guy,
so I'll put one aside for you.

Speaker 13 (29:55):
Amazing, thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I think she noticed the jode Nina. That's okay. Can
we invite some more people?

Speaker 10 (30:04):
You knew?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
One more invite ah, yes, Steve and Victor Harber. You
want to come party?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
You here boys in.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Alright, Steve, have you been listening to Kiss for a
long time?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I think you boys have been back?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh nice, Master, you're new to Kiss.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
Your boys have been back?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, good on you.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Steve run us through like so we I mean we're
only been back on Kiss for the last month. But
what were you listening to before I was on the
mate on the m Well, thank you for joining us
here at our new home. And that's how we're having
the house warming. And yeah, in return, we'll give you
lots of drinks, pizza. We're gonna have a good night.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yes, Steve, do you like mushroom pizza?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Yeah, has limbs.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Kind of a fun guy on yourself, the kind of.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Stuff we're looking for. Kaper light in the mood a
little bit at the start of the party.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
I have a hotel Parama where premium accommodation, rooftop bar,
restaurants and sports bar all come together under one roof.
It's opening Friday, May eight that's next Friday. A book
now to take it all in. We are partying on Thursday,
May fourteenth. If you want to come along you're just
got to listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Also make sure you call when you hear the party
song on Monday. You can also register kiss FM dot
com dot I use at the website.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Wouldn't know you ever got a written down somewhere.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
I just under the bus like that.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
You cannot throw kiss one O two three dot com
dot a U that's the one.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
That's that's what you can hear.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Can get that printed off and put on the walls. Nice,
thank you soon you're here.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
The Adelaide accent, apparently it's a thing, Ben, I've never
been a believer in it myself. I felt as a
Queensland sort of. I can hear people from Queensland, like
when they're like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I beg from Skill, get on the pill and bed
and the bread.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, yeah, that that is a thing. I hear that Adelaide,
same as like Perth, Tazzi, Sydney Melbourne for me anyway,
I get that.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, look there's this podcast doing the rounds at the moment.
So apparently there's a phrase that's a sure fire way
to tell if someone's from Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
So this this phrase is written down.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Here's one of the hosts from the Eastern States reading
the phrase.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
People from Adelaide pull the foil off the vegetable oil
bottle at Aldi.

Speaker 12 (32:31):
M h.

Speaker 13 (32:32):
And then this is the Adelaidean people from Adelaide pull
the foil off the vegetable oil bottle at Audi.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It just, I mean, it sort of sounds the same.
And I also don't I'm not trying to be play
flighting buggers here. I don't hear a difference in those
two things.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I've just never been like you from Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
What do you mean there's no such thing as an Adelaide?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You mean, I'm sorry? Can I buzzy in here?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
That's ridiculous as someone from Melbourne originally, you guys have
the strongest accent.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It's just it's not a thing. Can you bell come
because the mike's a little fuzzy and.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
The producer booth? Can you just come into the come
into the studios?

Speaker 13 (33:13):
What is the sentence the sentences people from Adelaide pool
the foil off the vegetable oil bottle at Audi?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
What is it about that makes so.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
You pronounce your l's as double's?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Are you both do it like ball? Like I'm kicking
a ball? Okay to me?

Speaker 7 (33:32):
That just sounded like you said ball.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
So yes, how do you say ball ball like a
because I remember so we used to when we did
a show around Australia and people text in like you say,
I hate how you say girls. Yes, I say boys
and girls.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
No, no, you don't when you're talking normally.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, you say girls, boys and girls. Yes. See you
say your and that's an Adelaide thing.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yes, and like god, but people will love like Sarah,
your wife William, she has the strongest like Adelaide accent.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
But do you because I know so my wife's a
nurse and when we were living in Sydney and in Melbourne,
people she would always come home from work and like
everyone thinks I'm from England.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Yeah yeah, because you also say dance and prance and France.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So if you're really accentuating concentulating girls, for example, because
I say girls, do you say Giles.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
No, you just you just pronounced the girls.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
So because we say graph and you graph, yeah, see
that's weird to me. Graph's super weird.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Graph.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
But also people sometimes I go, ah, so I'm from
Adelaide and that person's from Melbourne and they go, I'm
from Marlbourne.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Oh, well when I was in Malbourne.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
No, no, no, no, yeah, no, that's I'm from Melbourne.
And I don't say I don't say Melbourne like I don't.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
I don't have that one.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I just you guys, are you?

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Could you say that sentence please.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
And I'll play it again. So this is the Eastern
States person saying it.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
People from Adelaide pull the foil off the vegetable oil
bottle at Aldi.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
People from Adelaide pull the foil off the vegetable oil
at Aldi.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah, but say it now like you're just saying it fast,
like I can't.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Remember it now. Okay, okay, So I'm just talking normally.
I'm talking to people from Adelaide pull the foil off
the vegetable oil in Aldi. No you're not doing it,
just not normally.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
All right, doll breakway the horses on kissed one, two three.
You are here with Ben and Leam and we're enjoying
our Rica coffees.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
This morning showdown tonight.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh what I'd give to be back in primary school
having a showdown donut right about now?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Ah. They were massive South Australian heritage. Alpha's right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, you know I think Baulfa's had some sort of
sweet deal with the schools where they would have to
bring in all the Crows and Port Donuts for showdown.
I don't know if they're still doing that. They should
and then yeah, you get your order in lunch order.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
In the morning, you put it in the box, the
lunch order monitor heads out, and then lunchtime, bang, you
got your donut.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It's pretty wild that like Port Adelaide and Adelaide Crows
were able to infiltrate the schools and get their branding
in there. We should do Ben and liambs donuts in schools.
Now do you want?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Are you gonna have a Ben Donuts there? Or a
Liam Donut? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh on Liam's donut.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah No, Actually, on second thought, I don't think. I
think we're just yeah, maybe maybe we'll just stick to
the Crows. And that's a good idea, So.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
The Killers a mister Brightside. On Kiss one O two three,
you are here with Ben and LIAMB and it's a Friday,
which means.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
Friday.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Try yep, nothing better out of the winning and meat
trey at the pub. And if you're our favorite call
during the way here on Kiss one O two three,
you're walking away with a big old meat tray thanks
to Elder Meat in glenn Gowrie. From quality cuts to
cooking tips, Elder Meat stores variety of cycle on steak
chaslocks and.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Minie roasts and more.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Please the whole family this weekend, and let me tell
you this pig tray is huge.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
It's hefty.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Now, before we get to the best caller of the week, Limb,
I'm going to have to give a shout out to Renee.
It wasn't as much about her as it was about you.
This is the most awkward moment.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Of the week. It again. I was saying, I feel
like the moment's gone now, I said the clue. We
all fan. Yeah, I gotta say it. And thank you

(37:55):
so much Ben for bringing that up again. That was
that was really nice hearing that back. I'm pleasure certainly.
Don't regret anything I said there.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
But our best caller this week called up for thirteen
one oh six five.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
What did you find in their phone?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
It was Lisa who was telling us about her friend
whose husband was cheating on her with a lady he
met at a luggage store.

Speaker 12 (38:18):
It was the girl from that shop who sold them
the luggage.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
You got a nude pick from the ticket Strand Bags though,
so wow wow wow.

Speaker 12 (38:26):
And then so when she got back from the chick,
of course she confronted him and they stood up when
they got back. But she went into the store with
all the luggage and that girl was there, and she said,
I want my money back, and the girl said, oh,
has the luggage been used? So she told the manager
of the whole story, and the girl got the sack
as well.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm not saying I approve of it, but I'm impressed
him are going in and get some luggage with his
wife and then end up getting photos from the lady.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
In the shop like what officely, I think it goes
out saying as well, nothing to do with Strand Bag.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, I've had many great experiences there, I think. Aunt. Oh, yeah,
he's a great he's a great time.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
They go above and me only to keep the customer happy.
What a story, Lisa and Clemsig, it was our favorite
call of the week.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Congratulations he won the meat tray.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
And I cook a mean barbecue. So that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I bet you do.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Lise.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Now tell us obviously you mentioned your friend and this guy, Yeah,
but did he ever see the lady at the shop.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he went and lived with her when
when my friend booted him out.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
And they still together to this day as.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Far as I know, Yes I am. I'm living a
very useless life.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I wondered your friend got upset when they were breaking up.
He said, pack your bags.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
You're oh, no bags.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
There's revised everywhere, Lisa, an incredible and incredible yarn.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
We appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
So you're in Clemsig, which I program the coordinates into
the meat cannon and if you're ready, we'll shoot it over.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
So I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm just having a couple
with a girlfriends. So let's go.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Let's do it, all right. So it's a way.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Flying over the city through the CBD on its way
to Clemsing, ends out in front there it comes.

Speaker 11 (40:21):
Holy Loly, you're not doing a cup of teos A sorry, Lisa,
sausage meat in your English friends.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And we're back.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
It's a Friday extended cut, which may be cut a
little short because Ben needs to go to Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You know where Brisbane is, Charlie, I do I have
a map?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
What?

Speaker 12 (40:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
What state is it? In smarty pants?

Speaker 9 (40:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
One?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, it's Queensland if you're playing along at home. But
that's fair.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
You know, you you're an Englishman and you're on our pod,
which we which we love.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
You also do a Star Wars podcast. What are you saying?
It's called Imperial something.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yeah, it's called the Imperial Senate Podcast. We thought it'd
be a fitting name because the first time that's ever
mentioned in the films, it is immediately disbanded.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
And so how often are you doing a pod? Once
a week, once a month? And I'm curious because obviously,
I guess there isn't a lot of Star Wars news
coming out, so there's it more about reflection.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
At the moment, there's so much stuff. You got some
Mandalorian Grogu that's coming out. Obviously, there's the new Darth
Maul series out again.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
There is there is Star Wars news, But it seems
like if you're doing a podcast all the time, you'd
run our stuff to talk about it. Is it more
reflection or is it more looking forward?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
It's kind of a mixture of both. You don't want
to like completely do, but there's so many podcasts that
just talk about the news all the time, right, So
we're just trying to have a little bit of fun
with it. Yeah, and yeah, it's a mixture really, Like
we try to talk about like we're doing mall at
the moment. So like we every week we douce an
episode down on the last two episodes or more. We

(42:10):
try to record i'd say like twice a month. Sometimes
we take big gaps. We've actually done the show for
about ten years now.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh man, that's that's crazy have like like big.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Gaps in between. Well, look, because life gets evolved.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I feel like we've done this episode a little early
because May the fourth is Monday. I do like impressions
and that sort of stuff and have done some Star
Wars ones.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
In the past. Charlie watch this space.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
I've gone into some prosthetic makeup this week and I
have made something for May the fourth, So yeah, you'll
have to check that one out. Do you do any
voices yourself? Obviously not New Gun Ray, We steer clear
of that one. Produce a belt does a good New
Gun Ray actually, But is there is there any impressions that.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
That you do?

Speaker 10 (43:00):
Try not to that's fair.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Experties, everyone can.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Have a cra especially at Star Wars. Like I think
everyone's got a waddo in them, you know.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I think, you know, just on Star Wars and the impressions.
I think I listened to an episode recently of Joe
Rogan because lamb our friend James mccam was on it, Yeah,
which is.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
An incredible comedian for Adelaide. He's been on Rogan three times, Yeah, which.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Is wild because he was just a comedian from Adelaide
who Leam and I would in fact about the last
gig that we ever did it was with him was
he will Heat to be Fair.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
He opened for us, which is a crazy thing because
he's like he's opening for Shane Gillison also selling out
his own things in America, and.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
So he was on Rogan. So I was like, I'm
going to listen to that because one he what he
chats about, and then I think it was in his
conversation with Joe where he's explaining that they're talking about
Star Wars and then he starts talking about House. A
lot of it hasn't aged world particular episode. It is
episode one with the Trade Federation with the Trade shows, like,
what do you mean are you talking about? And McCann's like, yeah,

(44:05):
just you know, go back and check it out.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
It doesn't the voices in it's just like, we know
what's happening here, like yeah, like we know what impression
you're doing. And even like I suppose Jarja really he's
kind of got a Jamaican thing going on. Really yeah,
you know, like how he says me so and that's

(44:26):
sort of you know what I mean. I think I
think it's what it's derived from.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
I'll tell you what. You're right, there are some elements
of that film and the prequels that didn't age well.
But you've got to say George is pretty like on
the point when it comes to the politics.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I get.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I get what you mean in the sense that there's
a lot of correlation between what is actually happening in
the real world now and then always and what's happening
in Star Wars, where it's just like yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, hey, look, just only because I'm conscious of a
lot of people listening name not be super into Star
Wars as we are. I can see bells and eyes
starund to glaze over that too much time with Star.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Wars, I disagree. I think this is an extended cut
and we can we can talk.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
About there is lots of business to get There is
lots of business to get to, Charlie. Have you got
any any pros cons things to work on for the podcast?
What are you loving? What are you hating?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
No, I've been loving it. It's been a perfect thing
to listen to at work, so I've been really enjoying it.
Of course, it's always nice to have a little bit
more bell on yep.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, and we've god if you want.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
So you can continue what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Yeah. I think you mentioned yesterday about there being like
a Saturday pod, an extension or something. Yes, that would
be great as well.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I was thinking, actually that was a little bit of
business I wrote down in my phone yesterday's out of thought.
What about if we call it sloppy Sundays?

Speaker 7 (45:57):
What to do it on Sunday?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Oh, it doesn't matter. Sloppy Saturday, sloppy Sunday sounds funnier
to me.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Sloppy sloppy Sunday, sloppy Saturday.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, yeah, I like that name.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Sloppy loppy and it's just super sloppy. So what is it?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Though?

Speaker 7 (46:13):
We record just mad chat.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's only the sloppiest of the slought.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
So it's just this basically pretty much. Okay, so instead
of doing a Friday long cut.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
We do it on a Saturday, and Fridays do be
what it is, but I would just make Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
When are you going to record that Fridays?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Whoa you're going to be checking of interest? Charlie?

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
It's like one a m where you are right now?
You're calling from London?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, so it's quarter to one?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Thank you? I mean you normally later do you stay
up to have a pod chat?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I'm so used to like stay for like some other
co host are in America. Yea, yeah, we also do
like the chats of Australians as well.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
So yeah, okay, well look I was sort of moved
on a little bit from Star Wars, but just just
quickly indulge me.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Hey what am I here for this?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Well you can have thanks.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
You also haven't full named Charlie, which I think is
a missed opportunity.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Charlie Merson right ashby no relation to Paul Merson.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
No, but I am named after two artle players.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Oh okay, oh and Ian right.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
There you go?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
That okay, So Ian Wright huge legend and Paul Merson
also Arsenal legend in the pod squad.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
When Charlie said, Hey, I'm a UK listener, I'd love
to be on the pod, everyone said, only if the
boys refer to you with your full name, because it's.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Charlie Nelson, it's a full UK name. Do you think
Arsenal are going to get it done? Or if you
bottled it for a fourth year in a row, mate, Well.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Why did you bring that up? Look? I love to
live in the hope a world sort of hope and happiness.
So they've given me enough trauma.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, well it's going to be an interesting a couple
of weeks, that's for sure.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
Charlie.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Were you conflicted as a fan of the podcast and Liam?
But then you saw him doing the drinking Arsenal tears video.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Look it's a tough time.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, do you know what?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
So?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Ian Wright, who you're named after, actually commented on one
of my videos this year Variety Official to be fair
that it was with the collab post that did with
someone else, so it's probably more coming from there following
than that's counted me.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
So what I did? A guy called Aaron a barber chair. Yeah,
ian Wright commented, I was no way, Yeah, take it.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Take a collab though, it's the whole point of a collab.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Ian Wright saw a video that I was in and
went pretty good, that's it. Then we'll take that.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
I right off the coattails of Liam sometimes. I got
tagged in his post this week.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
It was a thrill for me. I got four followers.
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Slobby Sundays talked about that. While we're talking about Liam's socials.
I was curious, Liam, you did a post plugging the
podcast and then you did a story share. Yeah, can
you get up the stats for me? How many click
thrus did that?

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah? It's funny you actually say that because I had
a look this morning because I was like, that'd be
interesting to just see.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Like, so it's been up for because obviously you know
you've got stories, you've got views, but then you've got
many people physically clicked.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So it's been up for like half a day? What
has it been up for? Fifteen hours? And in fifteen hours,
sixteen thousand people have seen it?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
And out of those sixteen thousand, here we go, people
read if it is twenty five people have clicked the
links podcast.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Is it funny?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Worse?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Isn't it funny?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Though?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Twenty five people was great?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Welcome shit like no, like do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Like it's like that thing was like people can be like, oh, like,
you know there's people I follow that I like your videos.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
I'm not going to listen to talk for.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Now, Charlie, how did you get onto it? Specifically? Like
how did you get onto it?

Speaker 10 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Like, I know you've touched on it briefly, but I'm curious,
like all the way in the UK specifically, how did
you end up on it?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
I can't remember exactly. I think it was on my
Instagram seed and I knew Liam separately. I think I
put two and two together like a bit later on
this week where Yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I guess that kind of is proof that maybe it
does get people.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Well, it would have to be socials because I don't
open Spotify. Oh he kind of do, don't you where
it's like, here's a podcast I never listened to me.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It's word of mouth, like, Charlie, do you ever tell
people about this podcast? Yes? Okay, that's good.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Mine's reels when I see a funny like reel from
someone's podcast. Then I will usually click through just quickly.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I know, Ben cautious, he's going.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
To get to his I think it's more that Charlie
needs to go to bed.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Well yeah, but can we at least just all say
our favorite lights before before we go our separate ways?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, Okay, so I can go first, Ben, you can
go first.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
It's got to be Dooku versus Obi Wan, right, yeah, when.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
When Anakin cuts the lights? Yeah, dude, that's good.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That is good.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
That's good to Charlie. What's yours?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
It's gonna be It's also gonna be a return of
the Jedi Luke versus Beda throwing it away iconic?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Can I can?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
I just I gotta say on the Mustafast system Anakin
Obi in their prime, yea, the hate in the movements
that Anakin.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Do you know what I mean? And they're just they're
they're two brother they're two brothers that it's tragic and
this is where he's fully split off to the dark side,
and they're just the amount of movements. I don't know
how the choreography in that, like they must have just
been practicing that for for years, like it's going so quick.
Maybe they're fast forwarding it. I don't know how like
you know how quick.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
They're I know. It's as we talked about before by
many people who talk about Star Wars. Isn't it funny
when you go from the Kylo episode four, the original ones,
when you've got Darth Vader fighting Obi Wan on the
on the ship and basically just standing flat footed.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
That that might be one of my other favorites.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Really, it's crazy, nothing's happening, it's just they literally flat food. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
What about what.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
About Darth Maul in the hangar on the boot the
first time we see the double headed saber?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yes, nineteen ninety nine, Bell, I mean even.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Forehead like Liam.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Okay, now, Charlie, you haven't actually heard today's podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Liam does a big life update is a massive life update.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
It'll make more sense when you hear that.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah, actually, Sally, yeah, I don't want to reveal too much,
so we'll let you get to sleep.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
But thank you so much. We are happy.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Once these magnets come, we will front the bill for
some international postonage and we'll make sure we get you
on so you can fly the flag over there in
the UK. But really appreciate you stand up for a
chat and thank you so much for listening to the show.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Incredible, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
It's actually logistically a night and they're getting the magnet
to you overseas because of course we couldn't do it
by a plane because the plane wouldn't take off.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
We well, I'm sure when Liam flies business class another
three times to the UK this year, he can bring
it in like a brief shase with many a layers
in the briefcase to protect the magnet of strength, and
then you can hand deliver it.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, that's a good point. But we need some kind
of Iron Man suitcase that we can put the magnet
in to neutralize the magnetic energy coming Liam to lie
horizontally in the plane and have it on his chest.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Madgine that if I came with a briefcase handcuffed to
me and it's just a magnet, it's a really powerful
magnet that we're going to have a looking there.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
We had a tiny briefcase to put the magnet in
and you carry it all the way.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Yeah, that'd over there.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
All the best.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Thank you very yeah, yeah, man, appreciate you, Thank you
seeing good night, sleep well.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Sweet prints now on that Charlie's gone now. But I yeah,
it was revealed in this podcast that I have was
born with two peep holes. There was a lot of
so I knew we were going to be talking about this,
and I sort of had made the call that I'm like, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm going to reveal something I still don't

(54:36):
but like Bell, Bell and Ben were both like, oh,
I know exactly like I said, I've got something that
I can reveal this morning. Is what I said, Like
you're obviously finding out on air, and then you guys
were speculating behind my back of what it could be.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
What did you think it was?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Bell, Mine's pretty boring now because yeah, you thought I
had a bidet or something.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
No, I thought you had a urinal at home.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
That's why you were talking about like sitting down and
you had like a specific like year or like in
your house like next to the lift or something.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
But no, because for the last like twenty four hours
you've just been saying, no, this is a bombshell.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I did drop a bombshell.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I think it's arguably one of the bigger personal things
I've ever revealed on the show.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Ben, what did you think it was.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I thought you had a heated toilet seat. Oh oh no,
which would have been huge if you said that.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah, but I think my thing was bigger than both
those things you were thinking of hard physical things.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Well, I just kept saying to not have a penis
or something, and then I said, like I just I was.
I did go down like the body root for a bit,
and I was like, I want something with your body.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Do you just like, I don't know, not have a Yeah,
But I still don't real understand because then on air,
Ben said, oh, did it like does it divert into
two and then comes back into one? And you said yes,
which means you do only have one hole. But then
you said no, I've got two holes.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
He went one. Youreath it all the way through like
the yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Yeah, it's like a like a two headed python. Y.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah, I was sad to put it that way.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Okay, I see, I see.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
But like on a very small like it's not like this.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
When you say two headed, that actually does sound insane,
like it's not like a full two headed pythons in
the road basically, but yeah, pretty much that's exactly why
didn't they instead.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
Of crushing one. Why didn't they Yeah, and like, why
didn't they just like cut the middle. Wouldn't that have
just been better than sewing a hole?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Actually, don't know what it's worth worse crushing it or
cutting it?

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Well, I think about childbirth.

Speaker 10 (56:31):
Hearing what he.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Said, Liam said that his operation was worse than child birth,
not what I said. I think you're on the phone
and then you heard that. I did not say that.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
I said, you did not. I said, this is as
close as I'll get to it.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Oh maybe, Oh my god, were you under for it?

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Okay, So what happened is you went to sleep, you
woke up, and then you just went about your life.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
And you said, that's the closest to childbirth.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Get until you can't. You can't have a say until
you've done it.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
I've had contractions before and my crushed, so.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
So you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Probably if you're gonna yeah, technically, if you were gonna
compare it to childbirth to be like pushing out like
my drink bottle out of your pen, which some people,
you know, the size of a baby, like yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, I did. I had stitches on the end of
my hoss, like just let that like, that's.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
Just that's not that wild.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I don't think people get people who get circumcised get
stitches on the end, I.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Don't think they get stitches. Why would they need stitches?
You do get stitches, do you?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Wouldn't? What were you just cutting?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Cutting something off later in life?

Speaker 6 (57:38):
If you get it later in life. One of my
exes got he got cut and yeah, I had stitches.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I guess if you're older, I can see why.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
Yeah, because it got a bit too tight.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Anyway, there's very old for that to happen. I think
it's kind of normal.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
And was like, why is this like really?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah you do when you're older. Ye, dissolvable stitches.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah, last bit of business from me because there's no
updates on magnets right.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
No, I just still just still on their way. Thank
you to everyone's been sending through their addresses. Oh, I
do need to follow up. And someone did shotgun one
in pod squad, so I'll put that down.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Yeah, we're all going to do a party anyway, We're
gonna do a Magnet party. Yes, North Adela a stony
in hall Stonian Hall.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
Yes, and I did see someone will be traveling from me.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I saw that someone said, yes, you're doing it on Friday.
I'm going to do my best to be there.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
So I like Friday, they're driving over apparent.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, it opens up to more people to come on
a Friday.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah, but remember for every so Ben's heart out seven,
for every interstator that comes, he stays another half hour. Yeah,
so that's already staying till seven thirty. So that's very least.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Watch this space. And would we start in the works,
would we start up five later? There's people more chance,
more chance to get there.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yeah, right, like I have to work here.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, even like seven, because we do more.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Is this guy, if you start at seven in your
heart out a seven, that means you're only staying.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
That's all flexible. Start start at seven hard out eight,
and then every half an hour extra for someone that
comes from into state because it gives people more chance
to get there. We all live lives when we finish
at mid day. But will you finish at five? Most
people finish work afternoon. But I think if you.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
Finish at five on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
You'd be able to and they want to go home,
get changed, get ready, and then come oh I just
yeaped straight there. Well, I think people would appreciate our
later start. That's up negotiation.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
What are you doing that you We don't have a
date locked in yet, a date locked in yet?

Speaker 7 (59:34):
It was like three weeks from now. Wasn't it that
in your calendar?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
But in the calendar yet? No, I don't think we
can do that day hang on one, two, three, Yeah,
well that's going to be another thing. Another thing that
we're going to do. Oh isn't revealed yet. That's that
it would have to be.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It's how the big thing we're doing.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
That I'm thinking. I'm thinking it was the dune thing.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Hang on the the first Friday of June.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
It's probably more the move going when survey break, it's
like a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Later that, Yeah, we can do that. We can do
the fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That's more realistic.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
You want to play the fifth?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Lasting from me? I saw some posts about this in
the pod squad and I was like, oh yeah, and
then I heard it myself, and it is strange. There's
a lot of dog pooh chat in our podcast at
the moment. Have you guys heard this?

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
No, mine's not getting I'm getting Matt Corby.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Okay, So I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Listen to the pod. Yes, they're just out of interest
because I haven't listened in a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Like it'll be in the middle of podcast this is,
but I kind of like it three times in one podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Jesus, Wow, let's all be honest with a skipping. You
might be happy to get corby once you've had the
dog poo because it's it's like a dog food and
they're as I know that ass's my dog has big,
stinky poo. But then you started eating like it. Now
the pools are really small and around and they smell great.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Have you seen that TV ads during the footing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Yeah, it's like hurry horror film ones where it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
The horror of dog poo and it's supposed to be
like literally the add is like, my dog's poo smells
so good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, but that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Whole thing is different.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Now my dog's poos so nice. I didn't eat it.
I save it up and eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
And it sounds so funny us talking about this into
probably for a lot of people the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Well, do you know what the other thing is? I've
noticed listen to go to ages ago.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You're supposed to keep an eye on that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
We need to talk about this next break though. No, no,
we do, because you've got your big thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Eh. Okay, well I'm not am I out there.

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
You're out.

Speaker 7 (01:01:42):
You just dogged me twice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Just get out of here. No, that's just me telling
you to hurry up and get out. The three gong?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Ready, the three gong? What does that means? Leave for
the week?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
But no, Look, there's all the business done from me.
There's a lot there. There's a lot there at the end.
But I think we got through that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Yeah, that was fine. I mean I literally could have
spoken to Charlie about so it was for like an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah. No sloppy Saturdays or sloppy Sundays this week yep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Got a Brisbane trip yep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
But that will be a thing hopefully moving forward as
of next week.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Many plans for Brithpan. No, it's it's going to go
on to the valley, bro, You're going to Fortitude Valley.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
No, it's gonna be staying at the caravan park near
Sam's grandparents. Because so Jean, my daughter is named after
Sam's grandma, who's also called Jean. So so Jean's gonna
meet her great grandma's because they're they're getting quite old now,
so they're too old to fly, So we're gonna fly there,
see them, spend all weekend with them, and then fly

(01:02:52):
back Sunday night. So it's gonna be a it's gonna
be a fly and spend all time with them and
then fly home.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
And we're staying at the caravan park just rain the
corner from the house.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah, kill kill. I am seeing my parents and some pals.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
So I wonder if they would talk about the double Pain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah, they might be like, congrats, buddy, you finally got
it out there. Huh. I literally no, Genuinely, before today,
Sarah and my parents were the only people, and I'm
pretty sure my dad would have forgotten about it. Yeah,
his mum was more spearheading the campaign.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I got one too, son, don't worry. You got the
famous Stapleton double pain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
The double pain. It's been in our family for generations.
As I before, my father before me, and as I said, like,
it's basically sorted it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
But I could probably go for a second off if
I'm being perfectly honest, But I will not do that.
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
It doesn't actually affect me. Yeah, do you know what
I mean, I get you. It's fine, Like it's not
a problem for me, not a big deal. I just
got to concentrate a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Do you like a bit of a deep squad to
get yourself closer to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
A summer wrestler. Yeah, don't get in there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Yeah yeah, all right, Duncan donut, what a fun in
the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Say bye and that's it.