Ep 24: Who the frick are you people?

On today's episode:

1. Marketplace horror stories 
2. Tik Tok on the radio: Guy who doesn't swear getting tortured
3. 610 Quiz: Laugh like a hyena
4. What’s your connection to a murderer?
5. Catching up with Smallzy who has Billie Eilish on today
6. Two wrong Secret Stain Guesses
7. What did your dog eat?
8. Inviting more people to the housewarming 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual known.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As a podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Their name is are.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Ben and Leo Pod Podcast Today.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Gang, you noticed anything different about me? I have?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, I was saving it for the podcast. Okay, okay, yeah,
I thought so, Yeah, you've already been. I mean, you
know what, I'm kind of liking chatting on the back
of the podcast at the moment. Yeah, why don't we
jump into the pod ye, and then off the back
of this there's lots to unpack.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
There is a lot to unpack. Well that we don't
have a call for the podcast. I'm not going to
take a finger of our boss, Stephen, who you would
hear in today's podcast, never actually been on before.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No, but he was working very hard today, Yes, for
reasons that we will explain. That will be explained at
the end of this podic.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Absolutely enjoy the episode.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I would love to know on thirteen or one oh
six y five Marketplace Horror Stories, it used to be
gum Tree. Everyone used to use gum Tree. These days
it's well and truly marketplace.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You get a lot of turkeys on marketplace.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's always good when you just have like a normal
person who's not a time waster, and they just they
just come, they just pick up the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You know, it's a reasonable price. Everyone's happy.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
And it's such a cliche, but there is so many
time waste, so many time was and lamb, you know
me pretty well. I think I think it's fair to
say that I can't really I can't walk away from
an argument.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I feel like I need to just yeah, yeah, I
have I need to have that battle. Yeah, I learned
it pretty early on. Yeah, and there's a time where
I just go is it that deep? And I bow out? Yep, Yeah,
that's probably what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I probably could have actually just bout out of this,
but I just I chose to. Yeah, because there was
a guy selling a motorbike, right I'm looking to buy
one other moment, and so I messaged him and said, hey, mate,
interested in your bike, what's your best price? And then
he replied and said, sorry, I don't negotiate over Facebook, okay,
And I said, okay, what do you. Why is that?

(02:08):
What do you mean? And he said, well, because I
don't know that your AI.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well yeah, but like if you were, then yeah, what
you what would be the point?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
What would be the point?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like, I don't I don't actually get in that scenario.
Why would it be bad if you were AI?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Because he thinks I'm trying to scam him? Okay, because
then I maybe I was trying to just stir him up.
But then I said, how do I know you're not AI?
And then he said, I'm not negotiating over Facebook. He said,
I'm not going to sell this bike unless as a
human sitting on it. That's what he said to me.
It's what you have to come sit on the bike
and then negotiate. Yeah, And then I said give him

(02:49):
a phone call or something like that, or probably could have.
But then I just got a bit angry, and I said, mate,
you realize the contradiction that you're selling your motorbike on
Facebook marketplace, but you're not willing to negotiate on Facebook marketplace.
I said, maybe you should take your ad and pinner
on the local notice on the community board, and then
said John left the chat. He just bowed out of it.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Pretty funny if John's like driving his kids to school
at the moment he goes, oh, it was that dick.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, he's the guy, right, he's the guy on the radio.
Real Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, thirteen one oh six five. That one never went
into the physical realm of having to go there and
pick it up. But I would love to know what's
your marketplace horror story.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's like that time we were telling a coffee machine.
I had this woman come over and she said, can
we have a coffee from the coffee machine? Like, yeah, fine,
So my wife said, made her a coffee, just having
a bit of a chat with us, really enjoying the coffee,
talking about it and talking about you know, how coffee
brings her joy in the mornings and you know it's
good when friends are over, and you know, it was

(03:49):
kind of weird because it was just a lady who've
just met online. She was in our kitchen talk to
us for far too long, and then when she finished
the coffee, she said, can I have enough? And then
she didn't buy the the shop. The lady came to
her house, dright to coffees, bolled the hell out of

(04:09):
us for half an hour.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
And left, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't think I've ever using marketplace again.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
That is a marketplace horror story. If you have got
one thirteen or one oh sixty five is our number,
Sarah joins us, Now what's yours?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I've got to throw for your selling a coat on
Facebook Marketplace and I met up with a girl at naught. Anyway,
she has to try it on. I was like, yeah,
no worries, and she tries on and she goes, I'm
not sure about this one, but I've got a couple
of other others in mind. Can you give me your opinion? Anyway,
she made me go with her at all the shops
on the parade, and she ended up buying one from

(04:48):
sports Girl.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
I was kind of shocked, so I went with everyone's like,
give you up my opinion, but yeah, shed buying one
sports Girl.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
She ordered a friend.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
And then so, Sarah, you obviously didn't get to sell
your jacket.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, you just took that home with you. And then
did I mean, did you guys keep in touch? Did
she ever hit your eyes?

Speaker 6 (05:08):
No, we didn't keep in touch. She actually did message
me from from the face of market place messages, but yeah,
I left it at that. I ended the friendship, that
very quick friendship.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
It's a crazy story, Sarah. I love that story so much.
I'm going to give you that Mother's Day Prasspact. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
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gift of relaxation, shine and self care this Mother's Day.
Enjoy that, Sarah and Nat. You're in Henley Beach. We're
talking marketplace horror stories.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
What happened a Hi, guys, do I have a horrible
story for you? I'm still annoyed by this. My husband
was selling a hot water system online and I was
home and I had to deal with the guy that
came to the house and he spoke next to no
English that he was trying to barter in knowing English,
and I ended up saying, why.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is kind of the price, that's it.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
And then he switches to.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Perfect English, and I was like, oh, that might be
the weirdest thing. What happens today?

Speaker 8 (06:12):
And then he went to leave with it, and the
police landed at the.

Speaker 9 (06:14):
House and it was a raid and he was a
drug dealer and they wanted to make sure I wasn't
selling drugs to him.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
What.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Yeah, So I had to deal with detectives at the
house and he had traveled that morning.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
And they'd been following him all morning, and then when he.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
Got to my house they were still watching him, and
then I had to deal with the police.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sorry, Also crazy to think if you're selling drugs you
have to buy hot water systems off marketplace. Surely, I
mean some don't think you're doing it right. I think
they make a pretty tidy profit. Those guys.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Rosemary and Lockley's joins us. Now, what's your marketplace horror story?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Hi, guys, how are you?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So?

Speaker 9 (06:51):
I went on gum Tree and I bought some candles.

Speaker 11 (06:55):
And they looked really, really nice.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
It was something that I've been looking for for years.
And I saw a pitch and I'm like, oh, this
looks awesome. Okay, this is exactly what I want. It
was pricey, but you know, so I ordered it. When
the when the actual candles came or you know, I write.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
The box and everything.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
It was nicely wrapped, the candles.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Were already used.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
They were like it was pretty much just the end
of it.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So I was in shock.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
So, you know, obviously, after I got off, you know,
got you know, I was like relaxed a little bit.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
So I messaged them back and that was it.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
The website had gone, everything had gone.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh dodgy, Yeah, that stanks.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Bianca in manipaol West tell us your marketplace horror story.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Hey, guys, I was selling a pair of high heels
on Marketplace and the girl messaged me and asked for
a photo of them on and I was like, oh, yeah, sure,
so I sent a pic of them on and the
person replied and said, I'll pay you ten bucks for
the pick. And I was like, wait a minute, what's
going on here? And they actually wanted foot picks.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
They got, Yeah, they got your old chestnut. And you know,
I'm willing to age that wasn't a lady on the
other end of that. I'm gonna put a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Of money on that.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Good on your I mean, did you take the cash?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Did you do more picks? Oh?

Speaker 12 (08:17):
Look, it was tempting.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
TikTok.

Speaker 13 (08:22):
He was hot.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Explaining tig toks on your radio through audio. Kind of
surprising to me that no other radio shows have gone
to this concept. Yet because TikTok banned for under sixteen's ben.
I personally love a bit of TikTok, and there's a
lot of videos on there that I enjoy. You don't

(08:43):
have it yourself, no, but I do think you're you
were propelling this to start, but in recent weeks you've
become a bit of a fan of this segment.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You got me last week with that song. Yeah, there
was a yeah, mango chutney, mungo chutney, if you know
you know this week it's a very short, twenty second skit,
and I mean the audio explains at all. We don't
really need to see it visually. That's what makes it
so great. But it's a guy tied up on a

(09:12):
chair and the text is guy who doesn't swear getting tortured.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Crap crap, crap crap. Freak do you think you are?
Don't freaking do that for Pete's sake?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Knock it off? Are you people?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Leave me the freak alone?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Does let me kill me?

Speaker 14 (09:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
That's a great idea for Pete's sake.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Leave me alone?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
The frick? Are you?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
And people are commenting on it like uncle uncle uncle, ah,
what another great week?

Speaker 15 (09:54):
And there was.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Through audio. Oh kids, you know, if you're in like
year seven, you can you can tell other kids at
school you like, yeah, how about this cool TikTok.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You can explain that.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
You will look cool.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Of course you your banned, but you don't have to
tell them that you heard it here.

Speaker 14 (10:12):
Absolutely, it's six ten Tracy in Mansfield Park.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
What are you doing up so early? Yeah? That's Tracy?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Sorry, Trace, my fault. How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 15 (10:29):
Good day?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
All right, let's kick into it five questions this morning.
Adelaide Hills has been crammed the second most livable region
in Australia.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Can you name one town in the Hills starting.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
With M.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Eh Jeeves, No, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
It's tough.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
You're in Manswood Park, but that's obviously.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Not You've fallen on your sword early here Trace, we'll
have to move to Matt and Hall at Cove are
one place.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
In the hills starting with M.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
Gooday, guys, how I am good.

Speaker 15 (11:03):
I'm actually heading to work into the hills, into the suburbs.

Speaker 16 (11:06):
The starts as M and that would be Michael Steel.

Speaker 17 (11:11):
Very good.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
We would have taken my law Mount Barker Meadows.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
What do you do for work, Maddie.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I worked for the.

Speaker 15 (11:18):
F that Power Network's vegetation management team, just doing the
tree tripping around the paler.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, nice, Okay, we'll look.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Hundreds of celebs gathered yesterday in wild outfits for the
met Gala. What were you wearing yesterday?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I was wearing my work here flo Oh nice?

Speaker 17 (11:36):
On this day.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
In two thousand and four, Friends edits series finale, which
character sang the song smelly Cat Smellly Cat on the show?

Speaker 18 (11:48):
Uh, can't answer, I don't watch Friends Friends.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh damn, Chloe in Edwardstown. Did you watch Some Money.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Morning, ma'am?

Speaker 15 (12:00):
Is it Joey not going?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
It is Phoebe, but unfortunately it's too late. Oh no, Joey,
Matt and Henley Beach. Do you know what answer?

Speaker 14 (12:12):
It is?

Speaker 13 (12:14):
Phoebe?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It is how you got that one? Hey, Hyena, Menado's
Farry Park has gotten a gold tooth.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Can you give us your best Hyena?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Laugh? Very good?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Uncanny, My god, I feel like we're in Menado right now. Hey,
look which Adam the Smalls later this morning because he'll
be co hosting his show today with Billie Eilish.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Can you finish these lyrics.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm my birdie, thank.

Speaker 19 (12:40):
You, sad t thank you girl from that side.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Your dad type, oh my bird.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh your animal sounds but maybe a bit of a
blank spot.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Thirteen or one oh six five is our number if
you want to play. This is the last question.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Looking for just one word, Simon, one tree heel, can
you finish the lyrics for us?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Good on you, Simon. You're heading along to Disney on Ice.

Speaker 15 (13:26):
Awesome?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Thank you? Have you been there before?

Speaker 19 (13:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
First time, well the first time of everything. Disney on
Ice presents a Magic in the Stars ae c from
the nineteenth of June. Tickets through ticket tech dot com
dot au. Are you gonna take? You got four tickets?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Oh, we take my family.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Lovely, lovely enjoy.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Hey yesterday we were asking what did you find out
after you were engaged?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
And we got this incredible call Fromlijah.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
She was engaged to the Snowtown murderers.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh whoa.

Speaker 20 (13:59):
Y.

Speaker 10 (14:00):
So they got engaged and about two weeks after he
was like, I want to show you.

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Something and so so you know how the story goes.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
The old banker's pointdown that was in the body and
that was her engagement gift.

Speaker 8 (14:12):
So she called off the engagement of Boom.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
In jail, she called the police.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Your grandma went to the bank in Snowtown.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Yes, she was one of the very first people to
see it.

Speaker 12 (14:20):
And then the police can believe it.

Speaker 10 (14:22):
They thought that she was a crazy woman and she
needed to be locked up in the mooney bin, which
is exactly what the sergeant at the time told her.
And then she said, I'm not crazy. You need to
go and investigate that. And no one believed anything until
it was discumbered.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Wow, thirteen one oh sixty five. What's your connection to
a murderer? It's not a fun one, but I think
if you did have connection, you would tell the story.
So thirteen one oh six five, if you have some
sort of connection to a murderer, Ben and I want
to hear from you.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
So sweeten the deal for you. I've got a three
hundred dollars Mother's Day prize pack to give away, so
if you get involved with this, that could be coming
your way.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Boss Steven joins us. Now, Steven, you we said we're
going to do this on this morning, so I know
it's a little on the nose, but you've you've actually
got a story, is that right?

Speaker 21 (15:06):
Yeah, I'm from South Africa, as you can hear in
my accent, and yeah, I wasn't close it. I went
for a station called KFM back in the two thousands
and I was a producer for a Saturday morning sport
and lifestyle show. So making the extra money on from
my weekday gig going and getting all these guests. But
it meant that I got to speak to people like
all these athletes and like Rodin Schooman and whatever big

(15:27):
swimmers and Oscar Pastorius.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
So you have spoken with and he famously murdered his
wife horribly, went went down for it.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
This is like the blade runner he had. He was
like a paralympn.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
And then did you just like rub shoulders in the
producer booth.

Speaker 21 (15:42):
Or yeah, well I knew his agents and we'd get
him in to come in. So he used to come
in on the Saturday morning in Cape Town and he
was a new money guy. So he had the big
watch and the fast cars and you know he liked
his you know, he was loving this life that he
had gone with all the sponsorships and he was a
good guy. Like my impression charismatic or is there sure,
what are you need?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Whatever?

Speaker 21 (16:00):
So I got downstairs after the show and he's in
the parking lot and he's got the silver sports car
like no roof to cedar. He's like, you want to
go for a spin.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
So you've been in his car, You've been in Oscar car.

Speaker 17 (16:12):
Was in his car.

Speaker 21 (16:12):
He took me for a spin around the Atlantic seaboard.
It just like the coastline, like the Henley Beach area
of Cape time for fifteen minutes, I'm in a car
with Oscar story.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (16:19):
I don't know if you had special steering wheel controls,
so that was just like the paddle things. I'm not
sure what was going on in the car right, but
he drove me around in his car, which was really
proud of. And then a year later we woke up
to the news about Reverstancamp and him shooting her through
the bathroom door. I didn't realize you guys had got
the story here in Australia.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, no, global global story for sure, Lad.

Speaker 21 (16:41):
I didn't even look in the boots. I don't know
if there was anything.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
That's like the perfect example, Mandy, you're in Huntfield Heights,
what's your connection.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
To a murderer?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Dan and Liam?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Have I got a story for you.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
All Right, when I was in high school, I was twelve,
ten and thirteen, and my mass teacher turned out to
be the murderer of Louise.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Bell and Michael Black, Oh my god teacher.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
And the weird thing about it was when we all
got our yearbooks, the teachers had to do cartoon drawings
and put their faces on the cartoon drawings. And his
his was him hog tied to a piece of wood.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Oh that didn't raise any alarm bells.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, got that in a yearbook.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't have the yearbook, but multiple people do. But yeah,
they put his They've actually put that picture up on
the website, on the school page. And he literally hog
tied himself to a plank of wooden. Two people were
carrying him.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Weird, you obviously, you know at school he spent a
lot of time with the teachers. Did you ever get
besides that, any other weird vibes from them? They seem
quite normal.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
He was actually my favorite tea chup. I hated I
hated Matt, but he just had I guess now we
know why. He just had a thing where he drew
you to him and he just had that persona and
we would be like, you know, where is he and
they'd be like, he's on leave, he'll be back. I
know he's not coming back. He's still incarcerated to this day.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Wow, that's spooky. Thank you for calling.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Mandy Andrew you're and Craig Moore you're on keys one
and two three. You also have a connection to a murderer?

Speaker 15 (18:30):
Yes, yes, Gorning then limb, Yeah, well this will lock
yourselps off.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Going back many.

Speaker 15 (18:36):
Many many years ago, the may you may or may
not recall true murderers. Yeah, and the all the young
ladies who they stand on the sand dunes out of
port caller yep. Back when I was but are we lad?
My younger brother, youngest brother.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
And I we.

Speaker 15 (18:54):
That Chap used to maybe Citi sorts would go in
and collect supplies and then come back.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
So so yeah, the socks have been knocked off and
it is fourteen degrees at the moment.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
It's just so scary that they were like in charge.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
How do your parents like react when they found out?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (19:17):
Well, they never knew. They never knew because it was
there was years later I was right school, yea, when
lots of things came down It's like it's suddenly dawn
and just like, oh.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
My god, that was the key.

Speaker 15 (19:28):
He was right there, the four feet away from us.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
And that's the thing. A similar story to Mandy before
with the math teacher.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's sort of like, isn't it the thing that you
hear a lot with these you know, like you never
would have suspected, like you know, they're sort of inviting.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
And playing, and this is what we're saying. These calls
are so fascinating. You're on Kiss one O two three
with Ben and Lamb thirteen one oh six five. What's
your connection to a murderer? Kyle Lee joins us, Now
what's yours?

Speaker 13 (19:57):
And Lamb? Well, I went to school with somebody who
was my one of my really good friends, and he's
had a lot of sleepovers, has slept over a house.
She apparently had an affair with her boss and plotted
with him to kill his wife, which exactly what went down.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh did they get away with it? Or did they?
Did they that was the plan sort of stopped?

Speaker 13 (20:22):
No, I got away with that in prison, Still in prison, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
They got caught Like wow, and that was your good friend, my.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
Good friend, and yet kept over a house so many
times and did not know that she had.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
That in her Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Crazy, and so obviously you have not seen each other
for years.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Though, that's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Wow, Kylie, great story. Thank you very much for sharing
their heavy stories but fascinating.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
We're very excited because Billie Eilish is going to be
on Kiss today. Not necessarily on our show, but it's
still kind of cool because we made some small zy
and he he's going to be co hosting with her
and he joins us.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Now smallsy huge.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
How many times do you think you've had Billy on?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (21:07):
Look, you know the current show and then there's the
old show. I don't know how you boys rolling? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know, there's the new show, and then there's everything pre.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
The old Showy look on the new show.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
This is the first time on the good new show.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
And that's all that really matters, really counts.

Speaker 19 (21:23):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I mean, obviously, one of the biggest stars in the
entire planet.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
What do you think you're going to be asking out
this evening.

Speaker 17 (21:29):
Well, she's got this movie coming out tomorrow. I don't
know if you've seen it and if the billboards are
up around town, but I mean if you're a Billie
Eilish fan, you already well and truly know about it,
because she obviously like missed Adelaide when she came to
town last year.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It's the hit Me Hard and Soft three D tour.

Speaker 17 (21:43):
So basically, if you went to the tour last year,
you can go watch it and then you can relive
it in three D. But if you never got to
see the tour, you can watch the whole thing. It's
pretty she made it me. James Cameron missed the Titanic
and her.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Who knew they had anything in and.

Speaker 17 (22:01):
After watching it, I still don't think they do. I
think maybe James Cameron was a little bit like, okay, Billy,
she's a pop star. Anyway, what am I going to
ask about?

Speaker 19 (22:10):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Everything?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
What do you want me to ask her?

Speaker 17 (22:12):
You give me some throw me some insports?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Maybe ask her if she remembers this time back in
twenty nineteen, Ben and I interviewed her and after we said, hey,
can we get a photo with you?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
And then we said, hey, we've got this idea.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
We're going to do Billie Eilish and then we'll do
another photo next to it, saying silly Eilish. So we
tried to make her do a silly face with us,
and her security team didn't really like it, and we said, no, no,
it'll be funny, it'll be funny, and then she sort
of seemed a little bit uncomfortable. She did it anyway,
and it still it still lives there. Maybe just ask
her if she remembers that done.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I won't ask that.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
I won't.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Let'll give that.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I'll give that.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
I'll give that.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Anyway.

Speaker 17 (22:45):
It's very excited. This afternoon is three o'clock. She's going
to be joining it. Hey, I'm going to ask her
about new music too. I think that's important.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, well that's that's the big thing. So she's going
to be joining you for the whole hour.

Speaker 17 (22:56):
M Yeah, sorry, I'm very up, very early this morning.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
I was just having a sip in my coffee.

Speaker 17 (23:02):
I'm very relaxed with you two boys.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm not sure if you notice.

Speaker 17 (23:07):
Yes, No, this afternoon, three o'clock, you're going to ask
about new music, the movie. I'll ask if she remembers me.

Speaker 19 (23:13):
She does.

Speaker 17 (23:14):
Hopefully she does. I've known since she was literally like fifteen. Anyway,
that's going to be this afternoon and then.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Also too, well, I've.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Got youa Yeah.

Speaker 17 (23:22):
Has Katsai Pandemonium made its way into your life.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yet, Catsie Pandemonium, you.

Speaker 17 (23:28):
Have no idea?

Speaker 9 (23:29):
Okay, well, look the people driving in.

Speaker 17 (23:30):
The car right now, moms and daughters whose daughters are
like mom, Katsai. There is girl group they just broke
records at Coachella. We're playing the biggest day stage in
Coachella history with the biggest crowd. They're in the country.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
They're doing a pop.

Speaker 17 (23:46):
Up show in Melbourne on Friday and this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Flights and accommodation.

Speaker 17 (23:51):
Someone in Adelaide could be flying to Melbourne Friday to
see Katsi do this one off show will blow the
phones up. I'm sure people are ringing right now. That's
how crazy you say, Katsi one time.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Everyone, There are some calls coming through.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
And look, we don't have Cat's Eye tickets, but we
do have tickets to see the Billie Eilish movie, which
is why Billy is going to be joining Smallsey from
three today.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, we do land Billy Eilish, Hit Me Hard and Soft,
the tour live in three D the movie. In fact,
if you want some of these right now, you can
start calling thirteen or one oh six five.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Smallsey, thank you so much for joining us. Will be
tuned in at three to hear you with Billy Eilish.

Speaker 17 (24:26):
Thanks boys, wonderful to chat to here.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
It's Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather on Kiss two three.
You are here with ben Lea.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I'm very fitting because Billy is going to be co
hosting with Smallsey Live three to four today or to
celebrate Billy Eilish Hit Me Hard and Soft the Tour
Live and three D the movie. We do have tickets
to give away, so call up thirteen one oh six
five if you want to go Allison and Seafood Meadows.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Would you like to go? Mon? Yeah, well I said,
seafood meadows.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
See the meadows not not at a plight, like a
meadow full of fish fingers or something that is my dad, No,
you are all good.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Would you like to go?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (25:10):
My daughter she will absolutely love to. She's sleeping at
the moment. Where to get up to school. I'm on
my way to work, but yes, she she hammers me
all the time with it in the car, turns my
radio up and connects to Bluetooth and I have to
listen to it, which is fine because she's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Awesome Allison, Well you got four tickets to see Billy Island.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
A very good Alison, Thank you very much. Hey, let's
go to a Russell in Morpha Vail. Good morning rass.
How you doing mate well?

Speaker 15 (25:47):
Bird yourself?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Pretty good, billy Imish fan.

Speaker 15 (25:51):
Oh look you're I don't mind the music? Oh you
do a bit of dancing the cards or why not?

Speaker 13 (25:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Awesome? Will you're heading over to Billy Island.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
In cinemas?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Are you gonna take with your russ I'll.

Speaker 12 (26:10):
Take my daughter of a partner and her daughter.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I reckon good on your rough h Michelle Golden Grove
the five one two five biging it up for the
Sunnybrook massive my hood.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
You you you like Billie Eilish.

Speaker 18 (26:23):
My daughter absolutely loves her. Another one for the daughter
of Sert and your old daughter actually said to me
in the car today, oh, by the way, mum, there's
a movie coming out can we go see it? And
she literally told me that fifteen minutes ago, so she'll
be absolutely pumped.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Michelle, you go and say to her, guess what, we
got four tickets to see.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Billy some big T shir Billy watch, Dame Dame.

Speaker 21 (26:47):
Oh big stalish top, big T shirt, Billy wat.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Michelle, you have a great day. Okay, thank you very much.
Put it back everything, ap we God, this is the
sense of version.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Turning in to.

Speaker 17 (27:06):
Phone.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Well even check the.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Secret stain, secret stain, secret stain.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's raining anyway, so why don't we make it rain
cash ten thousand dollars thanks to Automasters. There's a stain
on an old car seat. It's in the studio ride here.
It's sort of a darker colored one. There is a
photo Benoleum socials as well. If you want to see
it with your own eyes, maybe we.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Can use Automaster's autocam video reporting on our stain. True,
that's what they got. You can get services and repairs
on your carcood Automasters one three hundred Automasters.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Samantha, you're in forest Fille. What do you think the
stain is?

Speaker 22 (27:43):
Oh, my god, guys, I don't really know, but I'm
looking at it and I think it's a bit of
a mix between fake tan and body sweat.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Now, look, we have had fake tan, but we have
not had fake tan and body sweat and I'll give
you a hot tip.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
It is a specific answer.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
It's a specif if you can answer to a specific
question and you have not specifically got it right? Fortunately, No, Hi, damn, damn,
dannyway having a guess.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
We always just do one guess at eight am? Should
we do a second guest this morning?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I feel like we just yeah, because we've been built
up in the no moving on. But yeah, Karen, you're yes, Hello, good?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
How you doing good?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I've got Suzan here with me too.

Speaker 14 (28:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Hi, Susan? Who's Suzan?

Speaker 11 (28:32):
We're best friends?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh so hang on if you guess it now, Karen,
does that mean you have to split the money with Susan?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
We're in it together.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
You're in it together.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
So you both had a bit of a look we
have had you had you looked previous to this morning
or did you look?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
You said, okay, okay, So you've been trying to get
through for a while.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Okay, I've been.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
Through and said fake tan and it wasn't.

Speaker 17 (28:51):
That all right?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Wow, you're basically laughing at Samantha before I did that
a week ago. Well, yeah, it helps to be listening
and to keep all the guesses okay, well five thousand each,
it'd be nice to share.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Guys, Well, we think it is Coca cola.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Well you've even sink like that.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Not not Coke zero, not diet coke, just plain old
Coca cola. Yeah, not doctor pepper.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Are you guys like twins or something like that? You're
just friendly, just going on.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
We couldn't look more opposite.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Like that. You know that that Channel seven news thing
that went viral us. It's like, dam man, you're like
those guys.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yeah, yeah, not that bad.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
You have said, is it coke on the car seat?
For our secret staying for ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Sorry, guys, but try as many times as you want.
I'm also all four people calling at the same time.
I'd like I'd like a little bit more of that.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, like good friends calling in, you know, husband and wives.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Cassandra and no longer down. How you doing?

Speaker 8 (30:02):
I'm good?

Speaker 14 (30:03):
How are you very good?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Now?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Before you guess, am I right in saying that I've
heard you have tried to recreate the stain?

Speaker 19 (30:10):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I have on what on your own car seat?

Speaker 9 (30:15):
No? No, I wasn't that keen on paper? Towel, but
I took in that the car seat was a bit darker.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Okay, I was trying to figure out.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
How the yeah, and how it looks.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
This is what we're looking for. Somebody who's gone the
extra mile to try and win this ten.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Absolutely worth putting the time in, I think, and right,
we're very invested.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
The wrong guesses and all that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Now, when you say we're very invested, have you got
a partner, a friend, a child.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
With my ten year old daughter who's currently at school,
so she's been all over it.

Speaker 15 (30:43):
She's been onto this. We went through a few things.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
We try to listen to the hints for all over it, especially.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
In the morning, and then it's my job to keep
keep on top of what I can. So I'm going
with what she said, but I'm pretty confident in my testing.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
All right, Okay, what is your guest for our secret stain?

Speaker 8 (30:59):
I can't pronounce it.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
Probably I hope I say it right, but I think
it's war sauce.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I think you actually nailed that.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah, that's right, you guess as in the way you've
said it, not not confirming or denying that.

Speaker 19 (31:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Actually I think sand is saying right. I think you're
saying a bit weird.

Speaker 19 (31:17):
Ben.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
This is the thing that I don't think I can
say it on the shear sauce.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
It's fine, we're all saying it all right.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Sauce.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I've heard people call it WII sauce or brown sauce.
If they really struggle.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Brown sauce, that's HP.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
If you're having a bit of brown sauce and you
fry out, that's just a bit of HP.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Which is basically barbecue sauce.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Yeah, I didn't think of that.

Speaker 17 (31:48):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Brown sources? HP sauces sauce?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Okay, what's your daughter's name?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
She said, We wister share of her after our favorite sauce.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Well, Cassandra. When your daughter Lara gets home, you get
to tell her that the guess was wrong. Sorry, keep trying.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Attitude.

Speaker 17 (32:13):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Keep having a crack more chances. At eight o'clock tomorrow morning,
we want to know what did your dog eat?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Because there is an Adelaide family whose pet dog Opal
has eaten a corn cob, like a whole corn cob.
A whole corn cob got into the food scraps bin
Oh God, ate the corn cob past the corn cob,
but I think it did damage on the way through

(32:44):
has caused a whole bunch of flow on issues from there.
Currently the vet bill is at thirty four thousand dollars
for this family.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
It's brutal as well, isn't it, because it's like it's
part of the family, the dog.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yep, you got to do it well. The insurance it's
covered sixteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I think we've had a couple of issues as well
with covertal Toby, and it seems like the pet insurance
whatever you're on, it seems that maxes out at around
fifteen sixteen yep, I feel.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
And they had to borrow the rest of the money
from family to try and cover the vet bills.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, I mean, I remember we've done this before. Thirteen
one oh sixty five. Wadg your dog eat and someone
swallowed a whole spoon someone's dogs while the whole spoon.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
No, no, no, it was worse than that lamb. It
was a Maxwell Williams hawk.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, you're right, it actually was a fork. It was
a fork. If you had to choose between swallowing a
spoon or a fork, you'd go spoon all day.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Absolutely, But I think the silver lining very good to
that story was that the way that the dog swallowed
it when they passed it, it was handled first.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Thank the Lord, Thank the Lord. Yeah, the dog was
thinking it's lucky stars.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I have a story about what the dog eat because
I remember growing up we were close with our neighbors
and it must have been someone's birthday because she said
to us that the soon next door. She said to
my mom one day, she said, oh, did you enjoy
the cake? Because not said any about a cake And
Mom said, what cake? So what are you talking about?

(34:11):
She said, oh, the cake for you know, whoever's birthday
brought it around like two days ago. And Mom was like,
I am unaware of any cake that was brought over
because she came over when no one was home, left
the cake on the kitchen counter. We had a dog,
I think it was Toby at the time, who just
ate the entire thing and didn't leave a crumb.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's crazy, And it just was like as if there
was nothing that happened, and it was there just one
clean plate that.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Was like, oh, I must have left this out. It
must have just been a generic white plate.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Also, did you have a dog called Toby too.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah wow, another link and similarity in the Ben and
Leaves story.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
But we also we raised greyhounds, so we had dozens
of dogs.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Still pretty crazy. Didn't think about that. We both had
a dog called Toby. I still have a dog called Toby.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yes. Wow, So he had the entire chocolate cake. Call
us and let us know what did your dog eat?
That's what Christie has done in angle Veil. Good morning,
what did your dog eat?

Speaker 12 (35:05):
Good morning? Guys? Well, what doesn't he eat? We my
husband and I built a brand new home last year,
so we got brand new furniture, and then we got
a puppy. So he decides to eat the furniture, the lounge,
the coffee table, the bench seat from the dining table.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
He likes bedding.

Speaker 12 (35:24):
We've got fluff everywhere when we get home. Even yesterday,
I left the lick mat and peanut butter into the
lick mat. He ate the peanut butter and he ate
the lick mat.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Right, peanut butter was just an entree. What dog, it's a.

Speaker 12 (35:42):
Coolie working dog.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
So you can go out in the backyard and you'll
see the poof and you'll find all sorts. You got
white fluff, you've got blue plastic. That's my hair tie.

Speaker 14 (35:56):
Fine.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Do you have a big bad or.

Speaker 12 (35:58):
It's a reasonable size.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, because that dog looks like it wants to run.
You know, it's like that dog I've looked up at Coolie.
It's got a lot of energy, probably used to chasing sheep.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
So I get it. It's going to eat lick matts
if it's inside.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Christy, good on you, Sam, you're in two wells.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
What did the dog eats?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (36:14):
Van Aline Hay going good?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Thanks, that's good.

Speaker 22 (36:18):
So when my Alaskan Melanie was seven months old, we
were sitting at home and he was eating one of.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
His old chewing one of his toys and they all have.

Speaker 22 (36:25):
Those round squeakers inside of it. We thought nothing of it,
having a great old time. He threwed the leg off
this animal that he had. I went to reached out
to grab it from him, and as I did, he
looked me square in the eye and.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Swallowed that thing hole the squeaker.

Speaker 22 (36:40):
I thought, yep, the leg and the squeaker. So I
was My partner went, oh no, will he pass it?
Is he big enough to you know, to make that
thing naturally passed through his body. Turned out that didn't
happen on a Saturday night. Then he was vomiting and
not being very well. We took him to the emergency
Vet for emerging sea surgery on a Saturday night, and

(37:02):
so that put us back seven thousand dollars to get
that removed.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
I was gonna make a joke about every time he
gave him hug was a little squeak, but obviously that's
turned into not a funny story.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
No no, I was thinking of the angle of every
time he farted. It sound like a toy. But but well,
you know good, you paid the seven grand. He's okay now,
Kathy and trop Park got your dog ead?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Hello, Hey Kathy, what the dog e? Hello?

Speaker 11 (37:28):
Good morning? Got up. One morning after we'd had a
few friends over the night before. The guys had just
left their beer bottles on the ground next to their seats.
We went out to clean up the dogs on the
lawn with laying down with a beer bottle, but twenty
his front paws wet. That's really weird. He was chewing
the neck off the beer.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
Bottle top and we checked and he'd actually got to
another two as well. We punched down three beer bottle
necks with the boss. Thankfully he's a staffy, so they eat.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I knew it was a staffy before eating that glass.
That's powerful. That is powerful. It was someone told him
to get ten cents for it.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Sam in Flagstaff Hill, what did your dog eat?

Speaker 15 (38:15):
My fifteen year old staffy across Chiaha sports.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Day red ribbon hair ribbon went missing, and it wasn't
until a couple of days later.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
It was coming out her other end.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
And we had to retrieve it ourselves and just slowly
pull a very.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Long hair ribbon out of Yeah, you could have just
tied it into a bowl and left it.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, red is normally second place, so there's normally a
blue ribbon after that. So you're got to keep an
eye out for that one. Oh yeah, no, I think
they were all brown by the time they're coming out
the other end. Matthew in Lindock, tell us what did
the dog eat? There?

Speaker 19 (38:49):
You go on, guys, my dog she ate one half
of one of those supposedly indestructible cong toys and I
swallowed swallowed it. Basically, I didn't didn't poope for like
three days and I took a little bit. They had to.

Speaker 16 (39:03):
They had to remove it and almost remove part of
her bow. Cost me about three grand and then my
wife decided not to accept the They asked if you
wanted the plastic from from the from the contoy and
said no. I was like, well, now we don't have
anything to show.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
This Caul is being recorded.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, Matthew, did you press a thing on your iPhone
where you were recording our call?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Because only we get to record carse.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
You're doing your own to tell you mates later because
you can just hear it in the podcast.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Good on you, Maddy mate. Thanks Matanks for call and
we appreciate it.

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Speaker 4 (39:55):
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Speaker 1 (40:02):
Ben and I are having a house warming next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
At Hotel Panorama. We've got a disco ball pizza of it.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I've organized a glam bolt, you know, like those red
tarbet photos or the camera spins around you.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
This is going to be quite the parties. Guy, imagine
it's going to be Liam like that meme of that
kid with the sunglasses on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, that's me shopping it up cutting shapes in the
middle of Hotel Panorama. What about you, Haley and Bobie Heights.
Do you want to be cutting some shapes? Oh?

Speaker 19 (40:36):
You know why.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
It's going to be a party now the three of
us are there.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
That's the kind of energy we're looking for. Haley, we'll
see you there.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Jackson and Lockley.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Is he your party animal?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I want to come to your house party.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Liam.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah. Well, technically then was being a party poopers. It's
not a house party anymore. It's not Ben's house.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
It is a house warming party, as in warming us.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Into this station he kissed one, O, two three. But
it's gonna be at Hotel Panorama all right, yeah, yeah,
but you can come to Ben's house for.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Kick ons after with me. It should be fun.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Good on you, Jackson, thanks for calling. Mate. Chris joins
us now in Greenworth. Chris, you want to come to
the house one party?

Speaker 15 (41:21):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, are you going to bring along?

Speaker 15 (41:26):
I'm going to bring my wife along for a date, well,
well needed date.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Night directly.

Speaker 17 (41:30):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
All right, It's not gonna be weird that we're there
on your date night. Now, that's cool.

Speaker 17 (41:37):
Good on you.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Remember if you want to come along, you just have
to listen out for the party song every single morning. Also,
if you want to register on the kiss website, you
can kiss one or two to three dot com dot you.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
As we said to me, amazing Glambot fire twirler. I'm
maybe going to get an ice blues maybe. I don't
know there's room in the budget for the ice flue.
I mean, I'm just I need to cut some costs
here in there, and I'll scrimp and save over the
next week.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
All right, let's go. I'm just getting told to put
one more in Lamb. Did you want to speak with
Sue so you want to come along?

Speaker 17 (42:11):
I wonder you want to.

Speaker 18 (42:12):
I've watched the whole building being built.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
Yeah, yeah, from when it was first started and when
they opened up.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
Yeah, I've been watching it to go there.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I think we've just given away all the spots, so
there's no more spots.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Oh, never mind, I know I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Want to be a party. Sorry, Sue sure checked the
list twice.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
I think you're joking.

Speaker 15 (42:37):
I think you're joking.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
I'll do your favor. Yeah, can you check that list
one more time? Check it a third time, because any
spots left.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
I think you're joking.

Speaker 10 (42:52):
I just don't want to go.

Speaker 13 (43:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
That's so lovely of you.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I think we had to hook fine and sinker. She
didn't see a thing coming, and.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
We are back.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Go on, get it off your chest.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
What did you have to say so you you spoke
a massive game? Yeah, maybe last week a couple of
days ago, I forget, but lem you told us about
a massive life change event, something you were attempting to do.
I was very excited for this. Yeah, you were going
to not get a haircut and you're going to let
it grow out.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well, no, sal was not getting a haircut. I said specifically,
I'm growing my hair out.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Today you came in with a haircut, and I was
just deflated.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's still long though.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
No, no, no, no, you can't. I remember saying at
the time when you were like, I might remember you said,
you know, but you.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Were the one putting it on me. I always said,
I'm growing. Yeah, it's getting it shaped.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
I just don't think there's there's no challenge anymore. You've
had a haircut. For me, the book is the funniest part. Well,
that's the funny part.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Why would I Why?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
It's like when you did November when you were younger,
in twenty seventeen or eighteen, and you started growing it
like three months before. It was a pretty strong tho though,
And I remember having a discussion with you being like, no, no, no,
you supposed like what the guys do is they started
on the first November and then they see where it
gets to. Yeah, you had a massive running.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I didn't have a fair run into fair. What's I'm
I'm follically challenged on the face? Yeah, and maybe a
little bit of the hairline at the top, but no,
it's not.

Speaker 19 (44:30):
What I like that.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Aren't playing ball now?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
And like, why would I just because you said so,
have a shitty book for the next three years?

Speaker 18 (44:41):
Why why?

Speaker 16 (44:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
But no you funny to me.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
No, you don't obviously have to. You've chosen what you've done.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You're throwing the hair out. You sense the disappointment in me,
I do, and you don't know the end game. I'll
tell you what happened. Sarah was the one initially who
said to me, why did you grow up? And I
was like, that's a great idea. I just never thought
of that. I just I get this because I I'm
a bit like I just got the same hair haircut
every time every day, Like Jimmy Neutron really opens his closet,
it's all the same clothes. So I just pretty much

(45:11):
for the last six years, just yep, just the usual yep.
And she was like, no, you got to go in
and you get to get it shaped along the way.
And I was like, but what do you mean, Like
I don't actually know. And then when I went in
to see Tim, who is a communal barber, yep, he
was like, yeah, just shape it. But I don't know.
What I will say is he went a little shorter
near the side of my head than I thought he

(45:31):
would have.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
You got a fade. You were just talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Getting No, I didn't get a fade. I did not.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
You telling me that you actually called him. You're listening
to number should we call him? And as he's got
a young child, I feel bad calling him, but he'd
be at work.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
It's nine twenty.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
No, it doesn't start too later. I think TANSI, I
think tansye stay he'd be away, he'd be awake and
on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I reckon, it's perfect time to call him and ask
him what, like, what his what his vision is for
my hair.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I don't want to call him. Okay, is are you
telling me that you are listening to Sarah over me?
Because I wanted the buff brother. I wanted that. I
wanted a Buffy brother.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Well it's still Buffy Like, it's still it.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Looks at your hair looks exactly how it's always looked,
right now, you always.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Looks like this. Yeah, but like it's like it doesn't
like look it's been tidy a little bit. But I'm
just I'm telling so I'm going for the long play
to your point of you know, you're not going to
just go through the boof stage just for me.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
I'm totally fine with that. I don't think you have
to do that. But I can just sense that you're
a little bit disappointed because I'm disappointed.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah. No, I don't like letting people down.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I just don't think that we can say you're like
in your own personal time. Sure, you grow your hair out,
but it's not a podcast thing. And I won't hear it.
I won't hear that you're growing your hair out because
you're trimming it. It doesn't I want arm to update
your Wikipedia to say, leam a tent.

Speaker 22 (47:00):
On.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
It was a day. On May first, Lean attempted the
incredible challenge of growing his hair out indefinitely, but quickly failed.
On the sixth of.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
May, dude, I out of interest. I was like, I
don't know if Arvan was just pulling you know, you
were just pulling my leg or whatever. I checked my
Wikipedia yesterday.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah, there was more on there on there.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, so like, and I'm assuming Arvan's been the one
doing all of this interests. Oh no, where was that bit?
I don't know said something about me? Oh yeah, here
he goes. No, I don't know. It's Wikipedia.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It does.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It must change all the time, because there was another
thing in here about me licking subdogs, but that's not
in there anymore.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I think what happens is you can update Wikipedia updates,
but then if it's unverified or they'd verify it and
it's not correct, it gets removed pretty quick, like the AI.
The bot's going and clean it up.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, okay, so I.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Think he might have updated it. It was funny because
he updated it, but then.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
There was some funny bits about subdogs. Yeah, it was
funny bit. It's about interest. Liam was a fan of
the sandwich the sub dog. But it's funny how all
this stuff in here.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
The main thing that's wrong about is it says Ben
Lembell and over one hundred it's just not true. Yeah,
so we can get that updated and that updated, mate,
And it says early in his career, Liam's skill for
an impersonation started with celebrity Russell Brand. It did, but
I don't need to be linked to Russell Brand in
a factual it is fact I suppose it's actually annoying

(48:30):
because like he's you know, he's obviously done some terrible things,
but I forgot you know, I know he's one that
I can do well. I'd be able to roll out online,
but I just I don't really do people that well.
I do one from maybe one or two people have
done terrible things, but for the most part, I don't.

Speaker 17 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Donald Trump's yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah, God forbid the like Snape who has passed away.
So it's kind of bulletproof now, Rickmans, Yeah, he's out
of the words. Yeah, true, But I do feel for
you if someone that you do well does do something
bad get canceled.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
There has been some Sasha Baron, you know, there's been
some controversies.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
I would say, yeah, but you're doing the character.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
That's it, and that's it and you can't cancel bor right, Yeah,
he's uncancellable.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I think so too excellent.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Well, they do a boor At too.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Still, No, it is genuinely
still funny. It's obviously never going to live up to
the first one, but it's like it is pretty funny.
And it was also that thing of like that trope
of when movies were coming out during COVID, they became
very COVID. He so then at the time it was
great because we were all in COVID watching it on Amazon.
But now it's like, I don't want to talk about COVID,
Like you know what I mean, Like, but he has

(49:41):
his daughters in it, and there are some god awful things,
but he gets his daughter to sleep with Rudy Giliani.
But like Rudy Gilliani is like he was at the
mayor of New York and he was the guy, you know,
his black head. I was leaking on his face. And
I don't know how they used the footage, but they
literally got her in a room with Giuliani and he's

(50:01):
like taking his pants off, and it's like and that's
his daughter, Well it's his daughter in the movie. Yeah
oh right, yeah, yeah right right, and then he like
bursts out of a wall and it's it is nuh like,
it's it's that proper.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
He must be so nervous before that stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, And also has he gotten away with that? Like
I think he had to flee the US after that.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Do you see that guy who you know, the mainstream
media of being like he's this is disgusting, How dare
he do this? I think it's a fair game. He
didn't actually hurt anybody. He just it's not even that crazy.
He was just like prankster. This guy. He just wanted
to see if he could stay in the Bunnings. The
challenge was can you just stay there overnight? And so
he goes he's got to go for I think he

(50:40):
just goes into a Bunnings. He finds a spot in
the aisle, like moves all the boxes, gets behind them,
then pulls them back in. He's got he's actually got
a subway and he just sits there and then he
comes out halfway through the night, goes to to a
Wii where in the bathroom Bunnings here's a door open.
Then screams back to his hiding spot, keeps and then
just leaves in the morning when they open up.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
It's fun. It's fun. Idea.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I actually that's it. Yeah, it's not really harming anyone.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
No, yeah, I kind of like you're growing your hair out.
But that's over now, Well.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
It's I can assure you it's not. I can assure
you it's not. In fact, he gave he said, look,
this is the only way this is. This is a
new product he use.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
He gave me some mean makes your hair grow faster.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
No, he gave me this like powder that it's like
it adds volume to a gent with longer hair, right,
a long haired gent.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I've always found my hair is longer than yours. I've
always found that hair is longer than yours. Now, yeah,
I'm not just debating you're a short haired man. A
man with long luscious Maine has very manicured. It's very manicured.
There's no book in there at all. I've always found
that barbers will always upsell the product.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Well, now, glad we didn't call Tim.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
If we're going to be throwing out barber slander, well,
I guess it makes sense that you would buy it
from your barber because you're there. But I have no doubt.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I bought the T shirt from his barber shop.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
That's cool. I wish i'd wear it tomorrow. I want
to get the hat.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, you would look good in the hat, though I
can't wear hats. I just don't have the head for it.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Shout out to TCB. If you're in Adelaide and you
want to get your haircut, that's where we.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Go taking care of business. I was thinking about getting
a Now, shoot me down if you think this is lame.
I was thinking about buying a cork hat for when
I go to America the teer on our nation.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
What do you need a cork hat? Oh, the hat
with corn flies off.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, a bit of a gimmicky thing, but like it's
sort of quite often at the World Cup you'll see people,
you know, a Spanish guy will be dressed as a
matat or because it's like you know, and that's I
was like, yeah, why not, I'll wear a cork hat.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Why don't you go full khaki?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah, yeah, that could work. Yeah, I was thinking more
just like wearing the kit and then excess rizing around it.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yep, that'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Just on Tim ol Barber, because you have now had
a haircut, well it more of a.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Clean up, cleanup of sorts around the side.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Did you get charge full price for the haircut? I
believe so, yeah, but in your words it was just
a cleanup, so you should charge you for a hair cut?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Well, let me look, I'll check.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Did he approach the topic of the Advertiser, which we
will context when we on the radio show spoke about
the cartoon drawing Liam's hairline. The way they did that
was first brought to our attention via Tim al Barber,
and Liam told me that Tim reads the Advertiser every day.
And I was like, really, Tim, because if you know Tim,

(53:27):
he's not the kind of person that would read it.
He gets the date, but who else gets I told
him next time I got a haircut, I was like, oh,
thanks for the cartoon, shout out, like bringing that to
our attention. Crazy. I didn't realize that you read the
advertiser every day. And he was like what are you
talking about?

Speaker 17 (53:41):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
So I don't read the advertiser. He's like I do
the Crossword on a Saturday. Did you talk to you
about that? No, you didn't bring it up.

Speaker 19 (53:50):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Did he charge it for the haircut?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
It was I've actually been locked out of my banking. Yeah,
now I sort of remember something about Sarah such my passwords.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Just call Catherine from Conwath prob.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Wow, this is with my AMEX.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
What's that.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
You're know with the American Express?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
What does that do?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Tons of perks? Oh yeah, tons of perks?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
A credit card?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yes it is?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, interesting, it's a nice card. It's a nice heavy card.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I've heard it's heavy. Yeah, I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, I don't know. I use it by my mingle spice.
It's got a good point ratio on it. That's why
I picked it.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Do workers when it ever when you passed in the car,
do either comment on the heft?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Workers?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
As in well, to be fair, I don't actually really
use the physical so just stays at home because I
don't carry about symbol Yeah yeah, well, actually to be
fair now I'm really calling myself out. But to get
into lounges you do need to present the physical card.
Oh wow, it doesn't it doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
It's inconvenient because of course, if you put the heavy
card in your wallet, it would drag your pants around
your ankles and they wouldn't let you in. So it's
kind of a case.

Speaker 19 (55:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
And also obviously you've got a book extra luggage for it.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
But I mean you have been one when we've traveled together,
you've come in and enjoyed benefits of your plus one. Yeah,
you've used the benefits.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
And I got the buttered chicken from the Virgin Lounge
and it was all it was all sauced, no chicken.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah. Well, you're going to get it at the right
time because like all the greedy little businessmen, they get
it there. They pick all the they pick all the
meat out, and you just get you don't want to
load up on the rice line up, and then there's
only sauce left, and then you gotta eat sauce like
a doofist. You gotta wait when they do a fresh drop,
when a fresh bit of chick comes in, then you
swoop in and you get you get what you're worth.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yeah, I mean, if you're a if you're a little
businessman and you're flying around a lot all women, and
you're flying around a lot, and you pay for your
Virgin Alarge access. You want your fair share of chicken.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And it's actually they've actually lifted their game because they
used to be it used to be impossible to get
any form of meat or protein, say, apart from these
like wraps with just some sloppy tuna in there. But
they yeah, or maybe some hand for the toasties. But
I think they've sort of lift starting to lift their
game a little bit. Tip pro tip there's another sneaky

(56:13):
lounge if you ever fly out of Adelaide, and it
doesn't matter if you fly your jet Star, whatever you are,
they take everyone. It's where is it. It's sort of near.
It's it's closer to that Asian corner that do the
barn mes and that sort of stuff and before the
mackets foremost to your left if you're walking down to

(56:34):
the Virgin side, good little lounge. It's a good little
lunds that do.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Pizza or had access to that.

Speaker 16 (56:41):
Well.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
You can pay or if you have yourself an a
mix card, you also get Priority Pass, which is another
card which will get you into those landes.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Wow, what are hoops?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
There's levels to this, very hoop levels to it.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
But travel a lot.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
It's you know, it's worth it because you go to
a you know, you think about how much food, the
money you spend on food at an airport or just
if you need a drink or a coffee or whatever.
But it's all free there. You can you can they
give you a card at that one, but you can
have up to six beers and so they used to
have Peroni on tap there, So pretty good.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
I don't fly anyone New as much as you do lean,
but I do fly every now and then. I just can't.
I've been to the lounge a few times and I've
never found it good enough that I would want to
pay for that.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
But I don't pay for the lounge, is what I'm saying.
It's just like it's a benefit of this card, yes,
which I pay for, but yeah, but like I'm not
paying specifically for the land. It's just like a a perk.
It's a perk. And yeah, no, there's a bit of
a fee attached to the card, but there's enough perks
that outweigh the fee, if that makes sense. But you're
just going to keep on top of them and make

(57:46):
sure you're getting the most benefits from them.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah. Look, you're you're definitely pro points on the card.
I'm anti points.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
On the card.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, but I just don't see why people wouldn't. Really.
I used to be like you, and then I saw
the the other side, and now it's like, I just.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Think the whole thing has been invented to encourage spending.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah, but if you're not spending more than you usually would,
you're just getting money for jam basically.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Yeah. But I still feel like, subconsciously or even consciously,
there's that little perk in your brain goes, oh, if
I buy that, I'll get the points maybe.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
But either way, you know, I know, at the end
of the day, if.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
You're sitting in that lounge eating that souper button chicken.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Will open up that soupy curry, you're scrounging for some
dry sushi at eating from a bit. Yeah, and I go, geez,
And you thought I was the silly one, you know.
And that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
And the lounge.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
We're all laughing at you. We say we don't, but
we're all looking through the window.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Go I've been in the lounge. I've been in the lounge.
Laugh or you want.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
It's cracked up.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Yeah, we went there. We walked around twice looking for
a seat. We finally found one. It was at a
high tabled bar seat. Yeah, it wasn't great and we
sat around there eating a little watery buttered chicken.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, it wasn't the best.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
But I appreciate you getting in. I don't want to
seem great.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
No, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
No, No, it's totally fine.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
There's more just hanging out together, you know.

Speaker 11 (59:07):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
There was that other time that we went to Sydney
and we rarely sort of drink together. You're not the
biggest drinker. But we tucked into a few mountain goats, yes,
and a few corn ships.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
And a few corn ships led to more mountain goats
and more corn ships.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
This was the other time. We got to Beirport real
early and you were talking a big game bout your mate.
There's a barista. Whatever you want, double shot, dirty Chaire, espresso,
hold the cream, whatever you want, mate, they'll do it. Yeah,
got in there. There's no barista and it was no coffee.
Well that, to be fair, that was the Virgin Lounge.

(59:43):
In Melbourne and the barrista is sort of behind this
little corner and I hadn't I hadn't been around that
little corner yet, so I didn't know. So they do
all have baristas in Adelaide, they got them at the
bar easy, at a spot, same as in Sydney. But yeah,
Melbourne's sort of there's there's like the unusual spot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
And there's the little Bristol nook which is tucked away,
but that I would have put my money on it.
There would have been a little bristo there whipping up coffees.
But yeah, I know you're pretty upset with the machine.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Do you remember when we first started on Triple J
we've been twenty seventeen. We started talking about the lounge.
We've never been in there. We're talking about what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Just gave us one part?

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
We said, what's behind those doors?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Blah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
But don't I think Quantus were like they emailed us,
and we're like, there was always that thing where you're like,
we're actually not allowed to accept kids. Yeah, like police officer,
if you worked with the government, you're not allowed to accept.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Yeah, they emailed us and someone who worked up high
at Quantus heard the break and they said, hey, we'll
give you a one time one time. It was like, hey,
free access whenevere want. They were like, you can go
in one time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
But that was the that was like because obviously never
growing up, never been in a lounge, and that was
the first time I would say I was like, I
don't know, twenty one or something, and then I was like, oh,
this is actually not good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Yeah, if actually, if you listening to this, I've never
been into a lounge. What we're trying to say is,
I think is don't stress about not being in the lounges.
When you get in there, it's not that special.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It's good. I think if you're with the like if
you were maybe going for a weekend away with a
bunch of mates and you're like, hey, we can smash
the beers. We can go in here and drink for
free for two hours, I can totally see the point.
That's probably good. But also, you know when you just
you like overdo it a little bit before a flight
and you never feel too good anyway. Like I think
that specific when I was talking about when we're just
having beers and pun chips and you're just like, this
is there's just too many carbs to have before and

(01:01:26):
you're all sleepy and then yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Just like, yeah, I don't think there's any other business
aside from the fact that we had our boss, Steven, Yeah,
working tirelessly today behind the scenes. Did a great job
because Belle she came into work, but then she did
go home at about five past six.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
So and we do know that you do need to
make it till at least seven point thirty to even
for us to consider a half day. Yep. This will
just be talked to a full sick day.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Yeah, yeah, and we'll have to explain to the bosses.
You know, we've never had a sick day and it's
kind of now now a kiss fresh startling. You've also
never had.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Not one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Unfortunately for Belle, she cannot claim that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
That's that is a bit rough and that's the cross
she has to bear. But yeah, we hope she's better,
and we hope she's here tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (01:02:21):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
And I feel like, and I know for a fact
that she will listen to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Me listening, and I think we've been pretty nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
And she'd be waiting for the jokes, should be waiting
for the fingers to be cut off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
We're not going to do that. It's too easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You just got to think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Think about it, Bell, Just think about what you've done.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Bell. I could really go souper curry right about now,
which I was flying out somewhere today.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Watery butter chicken number with no chicken in there whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
They've got lots of puppet ums, a lot of puppet ums,
pump puppet arms off the hook.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
I like the little cakes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, they do little Lambington's and a little biscuits and
that's sort of stuff. Yeah, alright, well I can.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
We'll leave it up. We'll leave it there, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah, that's enough chat say yeah bye, I'm that chick.