Ep 25: Shlong Island Iced Tea

On today's episode:

1. Turning up the heat on Prize Mole
2. Guy Sebastian ticket Blitz
3. Liam’s too nervous to wear his new shoes
4. 610 Quiz: Name a basketball team
5. Ben almost died on an amazon package
6. Do you proudly wear a funny shirt?
7. Ben’s party suggestion is shunned
8. Bitta Pearl Jam chat
9. Did your kid say something that got you into trouble?
10. Secret Stain: Sorry for saying shlong
11. Did he choose the big game over the big day? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Known as a podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Their name is are Ben and Lee.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Well good. Their Podcasterlijah, joins us. Now before we just
just forgo, Elijah, can I context it? Because I know
who Lija is. This is exciting. I thought I can
do the legwork here. Elijah is a new listener to
the podcast because she started listening when we joined Kiss one,
O two three, and then I started recognizing the name
because Larja, it's a it's an easy name to remember.

(00:52):
Started calling up for lots of stuff, had great stories,
and then Elijah, is it right that you just started
liking the show and they listened to the podcast as well?

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Yes, Hi, good morning. Yeah, I have a lot of
free time on my hands now that I'm not in
the stenography office.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, so we have to contact her as well, because
there's so much to unpack with you. We're super happy
that you're here. Why don't we jump into the podcast
episode and when we come back. We'll do all the business.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, and it does. It turns out that Laijah did
lose her job because of us. We probably We owe
you a long chat at the end of the pod,
so enjoy. And after this we'll get to that.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
No worries.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
They don't know her name, they don't see her face.
But every time a radio station runs a giveaway, she's
already there, slipping through the phone lines, disguising her voice,
our smarting producers and dodging suspicion.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And she's always one step ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
Different names, different accents, same result, price secured. They call
her a glitch, a rumor, a coincidence, But in the
shadows of the airwaves, there's only one truth. Anastasia from
Mowson Lakes gears prize male.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, she is Anastasia from Morson Lakes. She's won too
many prizes on Kiss one, O, two, three, so many
that the system wouldn't allow us to give her any more.
So we've sent her out as a little prize mole
to win on every other breakfast radio show in Adelaide.
She has one more target, triple m everyone else has
fallen already.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
If she can complete her mission, limb she wins the
Mega Prize.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Anastasia, surely you're feeling pretty nervous.

Speaker 9 (02:41):
Huh oh, boys, it's getting to me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
The pressure is there. We know how you work now.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You sometimes use an alias, You use three phones to
call through on other radio stations. And people are starting
to chat, and they're starting to say, can she really
do it? And how long are we going to let
this thing run? Because obviously there's something in it for you.
There's a Mega Prize up for grabs, which.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
For people that are wondering, we never said what the
Mega Prize is. No, we don't disclose that. And for
the missions complete.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Anastasia doesn't know what that is yet. But here's the thing, Anastasia.
We're going to put a timer on you. This is
an impossible task. You now have twenty four hours this
time tomorrow. If you have not completed your task. If
you don't succeed, there is no Plan B, only consequences

(03:32):
you succeed, eternal glory price mod you fail, you forfeit
the Mega Prize, We neutralize you as an asset and
burn all the files on you. We cut you loose
so nothing gets back to us. The other stations they
have just sent Now, Anastasia, they'll release the hounds. They'll
come for you, and we will not be there to
protect you. The stakes have never been higher, Anastasia Adelaide's

(03:56):
ears and eyes.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Are on you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
The producers know your name, they know your voice. They're
expecting you. Can you slip through undetected, infiltrate the secure
airwaves of Triple M and still your last remaining prize, Anastasia, do.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
You think you can do it?

Speaker 10 (04:13):
I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Fortune Favors the Bold Prize Bowl. Consider this your final test,
your twenty four hour time that starts down. God Speed,
Prize more Absolute Prize Bowl, all the best.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (04:32):
And I won't let you guys down.

Speaker 11 (04:33):
I won't let myself down.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I will complete dismission.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
So wow, And there she is.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
She's vanished into the mist.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
The glitch is out in the system again. The ghost
is out there trying to infiltrate Triple M.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
We've said it a week.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's so much funnier to me that we are calling
our target. We're saying, Las, this woman will get on
your show and she will win your last prize. I
know she's been Triangle week I think an email's gone
around so the producers aren't letting her on. But she
only has twenty four hours to go. Will she achieve
her mission? Tune in tomorrow to find out. If you've
just tuned in, you wouldn't know that. Prize Mole an

(05:13):
a stage with Morrison Lakes, the listener that we have
sent out to win prizes on every other radio station.
We've set a time right now. This has been going
for like two weeks. She now has twenty three hours
and fifty six minutes.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So not long to go.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Triple M knows she's coming. We'll they be able to
keep her off the airwaves. Well, I suppose we will
find out by this time tomorrow. If she can get
it done, she also gets a Mega prize And.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It has been great.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
People have been calling up all around Adelaide cheering her on.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is me from Prospect.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Just wanted to say we're all cheering for you.

Speaker 13 (05:49):
You've come this far, don't stop now.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
We want you to win the Mega prize. Rise Mole.
Everyone's behind you.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
You can do it, Mole, You've earned a speak moment.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You can do it.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Just wanted to say good luck with Triple M You've
done awesome so far, keep.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Going, don't let us down Mole.

Speaker 11 (06:02):
We love you.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
We've got to say keep shining.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
We believe in you.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Don't getting there, girl, and finish the job.

Speaker 12 (06:07):
Ay Prize Mols caring from Modbury.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
If you can provide Ben and Liams chaos, Triple M
should be able walk.

Speaker 14 (06:12):
In the park the whole about a legos behind you.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Right now, go crosses. I just wanted to say good
luck with Triple M.

Speaker 13 (06:17):
You've done awesome so far.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Keep going.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
We believe in you.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
We want you to win the Mega Prize.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
My favorite message there is don't let us down Mole.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
She has a state on her shoulders, a lot of pressure.
Make sure you're listening tomorrow to see if she can
pull it off.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
We have got tons of tickets to give away right
now to go see the ARIA Award winning Guys Sebastian.
He's bringing his hundred Times around the Sun All Ages
tour to Adelaide Entertainment Center at the eleventh of May.
Tickets are selling fast, so head to Guys Sebastian dot
com dot au to secure yours and Liam We're gonna
give him away by doing this.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
If you want to see God for free, will to
your prey haunting now in Fulham Gardens. Do you pray
every night to see Guy Sebastian for free?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (07:15):
Ben and Liam can't wait.

Speaker 15 (07:17):
He would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well you're heading alone?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Hey, would you like some tea?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Kids?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Did you buy yourself somebody charismasting? It's away? Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, you want the tea kids? Thanks, are going up
and enjoy.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
The tea kids? Whoa hid?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
He joins us now from Golden Groves?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fun fat Guy Sebastian, myself and you are all from
the same place.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Which is Golden Grove.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Hey, let's good.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Are you from there? And you live there?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Now?

Speaker 16 (07:47):
I'll live in now I'm from New Zealand originally No, yeah,
don't let.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You in the club.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Will still let you in the club.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Would you like to head along the seas show?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
I would please?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well you're coming along.

Speaker 14 (08:00):
Tell me who's that girl who just want some tickets?
Tell me who's that girl who just want some tickets?
Tell me who's that girl who see and Guy Sebastian.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
Who see guys?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are Bastian who see guys?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Sebastian Black girl was hiding originally from New Zealand and
now resides in Golden Grove, the suburb of Guy Sebastian
and myself. Charlotte, you're in Selk's Beach. What have you
called up for?

Speaker 13 (08:29):
I would love the Guy Sebastian tickets.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
Please.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh I think we've given them all away.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh no, no you're not.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I've just found some more.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You're heading along amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yay, thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
You've won two tikets to go and see Guy SEBASTI.
Thanks for calling up monkeys one O, two three.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Happy. Got a new jacket on today?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Do you like it?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I haven't even looked at it yet. Can I see it?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's it's a new jacket in your spin Who was
optional you? Yeah? Yeah, no, I took it. I don't
mind it nice? Canay?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
In canvas? So I got did this online shop. I
don't really do much shocking, but my wife did a
big drop for me and that there's a couple of
items in it that I love. There's these shoes that
she said she can't return, that they were unreturnable, and
I've been too scared to take them out of the
box and wear them to work. Why.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I just don't know if they're me Lam.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
When I first started working with you, you used to
wear snake skin boots.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, because I thought I was a Cuban drug dealer
for a little while there.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
If you can wear snake skin boots to community radio.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That is a different kind of confidence.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Ulus, I think you got the confidence in there to
wear those shoes all right.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I mean they are they are cloggy. I would say
they're cloggy. O. Why don't I wear them in tomorrow?
I'll debut them tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's time.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
There's time tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Tomorrow, I'll have the new shoes. Yeah, and you can
decide whether.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I don't know, this sounds like more just I thing
we should be doing in our private lives rather than
on the radio.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Do you are you saying they're cloggie like they're like
like Dutch like wooden clogs.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Genuinely like well, more like a Birkenstock clog because of
the shape.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Well, reserve judgment.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's almost like a chef.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
It something a chef would wear.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I'm just like, I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I can pull these things off. It's six ten, Karen
and so now you want.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
You want to work? Are you?

Speaker 16 (10:52):
I am on my way to work and I'm fantastic today.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wow. Have you got all of your windows down in
your car at the same town?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
No?

Speaker 16 (11:01):
Not quite.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, I was gonna say it sounds super loud.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Okay, well, let's get into that. Is Adelaide thirty.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Six is NBA coach Mike Wells has quit a month
after his team loses the championship. Can you name one
other NBL team?

Speaker 5 (11:19):
No, Karon, thank you for playing. Angela joins us now
in Lockley's Good Morning, Angela.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Hello, Hello? Can you name one other NBL team other
than the thirty six?

Speaker 11 (11:34):
Is?

Speaker 13 (11:36):
Oh, I'm not too sure.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Yeah, it's been a tough one for some people, isn't there. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
All right, well let's move on to Chris and Mount Barker.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Can you name one other.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Team, any any other team?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
No, No, that's not they're not in the NBL.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
NBL and so we just sand it to name another
basketball just can you name any basketball team from the
NBA anything?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well, that is the.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
One in the question, So, like anything other than the
thirty six is like one basketball team? Maybe the one
Michael Jordan famously played for when the three peat, repeat
the red word rock one Chicago. That's the one we
got there. Basketball clearly not South Australia's favorite sport. Okay, God,

(12:30):
I'm just looking at the rest of the quiz now,
No one's going to get any of these.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Look.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
The Castle has been named Australia's best film ever. Can
you finish this famous quote? This is going straight to them, no.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Idea, It's gonna be a tough one.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hockon. We're going to be here for a while, Tracy,
Can you finish this famous quote from The Castle?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
This is going straight to the.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yes, very well done. Trace, Get us back on track.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Here a rabies riddled beaver has attacked a child during
a fishing trip in America. Beavers are known for building.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
What their houses for.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
What is the house called Tracy.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Beaver house.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
If you see something blocking water, you don't go look
at little beaver house over there.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
They get all the.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Wood and they build a What do they building the water?

Speaker 11 (13:29):
Is it a raft?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, that's their little beaver car.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Come in in Albert Park. What a beavers build?

Speaker 13 (13:42):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Dams they do build.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Dams are very well done. A stan Lee revealed obviously
a while ago, before he died, Michael Jackson wanted to
buy Marvel's studios just so you could play Spider Man.
It's obviously in the news again because of the MJ movie.
What's Spider Man's real life name?

Speaker 13 (14:08):
Peter Parker?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, okay, last one here wrap this up for us.
The trailer for the Kylie Minogue Netflix stocko has dropped.
Can you please finish these Kylie lyrics?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Can you play that a game?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Please?

Speaker 15 (14:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, absolutely, my head.

Speaker 17 (14:34):
We'll have to move to that now, go finish the lyrics,
my friend, move out of my way.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, Matt, You're off to Disney on ice, buddy, Yes.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Beautiful, Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Good on your mate. You've got four tickets. You're gonna take.

Speaker 14 (14:59):
Just my wife order and probably my niece.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
No, it's always good. I'm glad you've got kids.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Otherwise it's probably not as much for you unless you're
in like Disney Adult.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, I guess there are some people who love Disney.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Hey man, I'm curious because I asked that yesterday and
I I had a similar answer.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Did you win yesterday? No? But I did play yesterday
and didn't win.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Okay, yeah, okay, good, good on your redemption. Well done.
Good ay. Adelaide almost died this morning looking out walking
out my front door a bunch of Amazon packages.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I don't know about you, but they're getting I don't
know if this is a new thing they're doing, but
it used to be they would deliver it during normal hours.
They started delivering stuff to our house at midnight.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
And I also feel bad because obviously if someone's delivering
something at midnight, they're working hard. Yes, but yeah, no,
we had the same thing like we obviously breakfast radio
hours were up at you know, four, going to bed
progressively earlier these days, yep, and yeah, like definitely in bed,
trying to sleep before eight.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, and yeah, nine o'clock the doorbell went off.

Speaker 9 (16:04):
And I'm like's going on?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Don't ring the doorbell. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, you know, it's some shampoo, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Time I almost died tripping over the packages. And then
the day before there was another package, but it was
I think my wife saying had bought a book. So
it's a really flat package. And so when I opened
the door, the screen door which opens outwards, it got
caught under the book. I caught under the door. I
couldn't have open a dog I locked in my own house.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah. And then this morning you tripped over and she'd
ordered a box of knives narrowly missed, very very lucky
thirteen one oh six five. Do you proudly wear a
funny shirt or a shirt that you think is pretty funny?
Like all of my shirts are playing really maybe that's boring,

(16:53):
but I don't have any shirts with the text on
it that is funny.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You got to be a unique kind of person to
see a funny shirt and then think I'm gonna wear
that proudly.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, I guess in the hopes to make people laugh.
I saw one guy at the shops last night and
it said Nightross Blowers exhaust bacon. So I suppose that's
just his favorite favorite things. I don't even a funny shirt.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's just a bad shirt. It's just a bad shirt.
There was a lot of funny shirts. I went to
America over Christmas and I was at a went to
a hockey game. So many, so many shirt funny shirts there.
There was a shirt that said waters for athletes, beers

(17:50):
for fans. There was a lot of people with like
like a target on like Trump's ear and it will
say something like you miss bitch.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Another one I saw.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Was whiskey goes in, wisdom goes out. They're horrible. Yeah,
my friend, I'm friends one of my best mates, Sean.
He wears a funny shirt? Does he?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Sean, what's he wearing? It says big dogs pub poker
in the front, liquor in the back, which is yeah.
I mean I wouldn't talk about it after seven o'clock
in the morning, for sure, but look, you got a love.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
We've gotta love from you, knowing Sean, that's a Sean shirt.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
It is a bit of a shorn shirt.

Speaker 18 (18:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Thirteen one oh six five, Do you proudly wear a
funny shirt? And Sean, you can't call me?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
He got call?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I know he does. Listen, do you wear a funny shirt?
And maybe maybe you get to laugh out of us.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Maybe we're like, no, not funny.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
If you are proudly wearing a funny shirt, thirteen o
six five, give us the bars and if you're our
favorite caller, I have got a double pass to give
away to guy Sebastians one hundred times around the Sun Tour.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
It could also just be like, maybe it's your dad
getting around in that. Jody in Portagasta, this is your
brother who wears the funny shirt.

Speaker 15 (19:17):
Hi, Ben and Liam?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
How are you well? Jody?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
What's your what's your brother? Were?

Speaker 10 (19:22):
He wears if you had a wooden leg, you'd be
s hated.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I on a stick, okay, shoot on a stick. Okay,
if you had a wooden leg? Yeah okay, yeah I
get it? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah does does he find
gets many laughs?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (19:40):
Everybody laughs every time they walk past him.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah, just crushes.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Just getting high by.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hey Jody for getting involved with this. I'm going to
send you along to go see Guy Sebastian's new tour.
Oh excellent, thank you, no worries all you take your brother.
You have got two tickets and we.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Don't wear the shirt.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
You should wear the shirt, guys and fashions do it?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Kelly in Clear you you're someone who proudly wears a
funny shirt. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (20:08):
Ben and Liam. I've got a t shirt and it
says if.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I'm drunk, I blame them and there's an arrow that
points each side, and yeah, I like to wear that
and strategically have a kid on each side of me
walking down the markets.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Wow, that's a whole other element when you've got the children.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, the kids really sell that joke.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
You know, they're crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
They're crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I've had a bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
It's three pm.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
We're in Woolworth. Okay, thanks Kelly. Steve, you're an Athelston.
You're proudly wearing a funny shirt.

Speaker 18 (20:45):
Yeah, it's got My teacher was wrong and dog made
a look down the window all day on the truck drier.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I like it when it ties into you know, you
stay out the window to day. In fact, if you
don't stay out the window all day, someone could die.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Like it is.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's actually that's the most important thing, that you're vigilant
and watching what's coming out of your windshields.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Steve, is there a lot of nods of understanding at
the truck stop when you wear that one?

Speaker 18 (21:15):
Usually I've got another sharp work shirt over it, so
it's not very visible on your home.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Do you like, say, if you're sort of but then
if you're in the truck stop, maybe you're sort of
you know, having a wing ing or something and you
can go. If there's a fellow road dog you might
go check this one out and show them the get
a bit of a laugh from them sort of thing.

Speaker 18 (21:33):
Yeah, sometimes, but usually don't stop long enough for that.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah right, yeah, what are you hold on, Steve?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Dirt?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Not right as in do you do?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Like? That's only within ESA though?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You wouldn't. You wouldn't go into state with dirt, would you?

Speaker 18 (21:49):
Some people do? But I'm working on the new channel
right yeah, south road?

Speaker 5 (21:54):
There?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Where does the.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Dirt go when it comes out of the They obviously
got to dig it out for the tunnel?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Where does it go to Gilwan?

Speaker 18 (22:02):
Next to the rubbish dumpy out there?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
And you don't get any rubble on the job site?
Do you have a whole rubble? Sometimes I'll love for
a couple of ton of rubble.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I must pat you up off air. We'll let the
rubble boys shape later on. Right now, we're in a
live radio show and we're asking people do you proudly
wear a funny shirt?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Ruth, You've got two?

Speaker 12 (22:23):
I do, indeed, And my first one was really popular,
especially when COVID came out, because that's when I bought it.
And it says, relax, Karen, it's just Allergies's sneeze. You know,
if people don't look at you like you've got the plague.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I thought you were making life of the global pandemic.
It's just analogy, now I get. I get what you mean.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fun. What else have you got?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (22:46):
The second one I wear whenever we have a family gathering,
and it says, I'm okay, but the rest of you
need therapy.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I bet that you know. That stirs the pot a
little bit. It's always maybe we should buy you.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Know what I might do. I'm going to buy some
shirts for us to wear. I don't want to wear
a funny shirt with you. Maybe if, but what if
we've got to joint funny shirt. It's only funny if.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
We're both wearing one shirt with two headholes.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah yeah, I'm with stupid and the arrows point at
each other.

Speaker 18 (23:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
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Speaker 14 (23:27):
Dop Buzzy at the Hotel Panorama.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's right, The rooftop opens tomorrow. But this time next
week our big house warming party at Hotel Panorama. God,
we're so damn excited and we've said listen out for
a party tune.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
You just heard it.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
You've called thirteen one oh six five. That means you're
going to get invited. Hey Sarah and Golden Grove, you
want to come.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
To the party.

Speaker 13 (23:52):
Oh I'd love to please?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hell yeah, have you got work the next day?

Speaker 16 (23:57):
I have, but I'll kick on down.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, you've heard the whispers that Ben's having
kick ons at his house?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
No, no, no, going full circle back to my well.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Resently, it was going to be Ben's house.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
We decided it's too many people. So that's how we've
got this awesome venue, Hotel Panorama. There's a bisco Ball
pizza rather and it's got like the best views of
the city.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Hey Sarah, you know what at Liam's house, he's got
an elevator.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
So maybe we're go to his house to kick on
and corner.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Maybe we could all go in this sauna.

Speaker 16 (24:26):
We've got the boat.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Well, we're good, We're good. Are we just week?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
But we get up for work at four, so we
just have to we have to get to work around five,
So do you think. Do you think you could go
to work as well? Around five? Oh? Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
All right, all right, well that's the hard out five
am the next day. But it's going to it's going
to be the party of the century. Chris, you're in
College Park. Hey, you have to come to the party.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
I'm going to come to the party.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
I'm gate crashing.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Don't you remember me?

Speaker 9 (24:57):
You had it, came over for breakfast at four am
and a shower because you didn't want to wake your
partners five years ago?

Speaker 11 (25:06):
Five years how could you forget me?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I did forget about that bit, But you're right, because
I was waking my wife up corllwering and so yeah,
I said, is there any listeners who would give up
their house? I could come have a shower. And that's right, Chris.
We came to your beautiful home. I had a shower.
And am I right in saying that you had some
sort of did you prepare some sort of like lovely
breakfast for us or something? I did? I did?

Speaker 19 (25:32):
And I did?

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Chris, So you listened to us on our old station.
So you've come over to kiss one or two? Three?

Speaker 11 (25:37):
Now?

Speaker 9 (25:37):
Of course I had.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Hey, Chris, did you have you had a son or something.
Is that right for work?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
I knew I would get through.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I pulled over.

Speaker 12 (25:51):
I'm flat out.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
I get out put four like you.

Speaker 16 (25:54):
But I pulled over and I felt if they don't
answer I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Question, No, you're You're always welcome, Chris, do you come along? Hey?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Speaking of this massive housewarming party, Liam, I know you've
been doing all the party planning. You've been really stressed
about it.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, it's been it's been nuts.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
And to be honest, I haven't been getting much sleep
because we're only a week out now and the amount
of quotes I've got on the go, and it's it's
I've had no help from anyone, and it's really it's
really starting to do my nut in But I am excited.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I don't want you to be great.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
I don't want you to do your nut in mate,
Please don't make No one wants you to do that.
So I've actually I've had an idea for the party.
Yeah what I had an idea for the party and
you had an idea.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I thought I could kind of co party planner. I'll
run the idea past year. After we checked the rods.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
We're way past brainsworming, buddy, we were We're more in
that hard locking sort of. I think you're like it.
I think you should flag this weeks ago. Honestly, I
really do.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
You are here with Ben and Liam in the midst
of planning our big party.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, here's the thing. I mean, I'm I'm doing a
lot of work, extra hours planning this big house warming.
Originally the venue was Ben's house. Then him and his
wife's complained. They said, we can't have hundreds of kiss
one or two three listeners at our house. We said fine,
and then Hotel Panorama came in. They saved the day.
They've got this incredible venue. It's actually opening up tomorrow,

(27:15):
and they've got a disco ball pizza rather than panoramic
views of the heels the city of the ocean. But yeah, look,
I've been locking away a few things. I've got a
clam bot, got a fire twirler, I'm still chasing a
street magician and an eye slution right, and.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I've ruled out phone pit.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
But now I'm hearing a little bit of chatter at
the eleventh hour that you have some suggestions. All of
a sudden, you've come out of the woodwork and I
don't know where you've been the last few weeks while
I've been planning this.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Well, I've seen you lean you've been You've been busting
your nuts.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I've been busting my nut.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
You've all over dressed, and I just thought I could
come in and help you. Whether I can come in
with a suggestion. I don't think it's too crazy, Okay,
come out with it. What if we do party bad?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
You dwallop?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
What do you do? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
We're going to do party bags within a week until
party day? Could Where would I find the funds for pay?
DJ Phoebe Snow or the Flair bartender? See none of
these things you think of? None of these things you
think of me. You could do the party bags on
the sheep, but we could just go no, no, no, no,

(28:21):
no no. This party is not cheap. This is the
party of the year.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I understand that. But I'm just saying money, how.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
High class this party is going to be, and how
cool this party is going to be. We're going to
have to put iPads in all of the bags. Do
you have enough money in the budget for two hundred iPads?

Speaker 11 (28:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Are you going to find it no cool, Well let's
leave the party playing to me?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
All right, okay, hes Ben, this is classic, Ben comes
to you.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I mean it would have been.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
A great suggestion earlier, and maybe we could have that's it.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
We could have swag been playing with a swag bag
or two. But yeah, it's just too late. It's too
late for that. And now you put in people's heads
and they'll be going even though they're sitting there, they've
you know, they've got their free.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Drinks, Aaron Chini balls.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
The clam Bot's taking photos of them, the parties off
for his a you know you got a fire twirler
they're doing.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
They'll be like, well, I wish I had a gift bag.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Also, you said the glenbots taking photos with them. That
makes it sound like the robot takes your photo.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
The glambot will take photos of you. Yeah, yeah, okay,
So no party bag. There will be no party bags.
In fact, forget you ever heard party bag. And I'm
gonna lose my nut if someone comes up to me
on the nighte and asks about party bags. Okay, if
someone says he is there party bags laughter this thing.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Oh that will be me.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'll be leaving the party, Kiss one.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Or two three? You are here with Ben and Liam.
That was Pearl Jam better Man. Fun fact, Liam was
the better man at my wedding. Wasn't the best man,
it was the better man did actually have any official
jobs on the day, but just had the title of it.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You always remember your better man wedding. I've been listening
to a lot of Pearl Jam this week, so it's
good to have someone Kiss one or two three. I
don't know if you listen to too much Pearl Jam
bender do you ever?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
You hear a song and you're just.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Like, I actually have no idea what Eddie Vedder is
saying all the time. Like if you if you listen
to him singing here, you're like, yeah, it's enjoyable, but
you're like, what are you actually saying? That's just tooberish.

Speaker 9 (30:42):
I didn't get a word of.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
That, Eddie, Like, that's no one's carry you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Well, that's what you get here at Kiss one or
two three. You get all the hits and all the variety,
like that one from Pearl Jams. Mother's Day is on Sunday.
Big heads up for you if you weren't aware, I'd
love to know right now thirteen one oh six five.
Did something your kids say get you in trouble? Liam?
Because last night having dinner with my wife, sam My,

(31:13):
son Freddy, and our daughter Jean, and Freddy said, in
his words, because he's almost three, so he's getting pretty
good with talking, but in his words he said, Mummy,
Mother's Days on Sunday. And Mom went, oh, it is,
isn't it? Who's been talking about that? Did Daddy mention something?
And he said, no, it was Papa, who is his granddad?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
All right?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
And so I genuinely, up until recently, had forgotten about
Mother's Day and I have yet to plan something. So
it has put a bit of a spotlight on the
fact that I am underprepared for Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Do you got to be careful?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Like with this little stitch, you get to show them
the ropes.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
They are little snitches, for sure. They just repeat everything.
Everything they repeat, even some of the stuff that we
talk about.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah, probably shouldn't know about some of those things in
front of him, because they do. They are They are
little parents that repeat anything that you do say. And
then as they get olders, well they do start to
get their own opinions. So I would love to know.
Thirteen one oh six five is our number. Has your
kid ever got in a bit of hot water with
something they've said?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Kimberly in Craigmore, this is your daughter?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
What do they say? So we were in good morning.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
We were in the checkout at the shops and a
lady was buying some tampons and my daughter looked at
the checkout and she yelled out, are you.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
On your period?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Are you oka?

Speaker 18 (32:31):
Are you cramping?

Speaker 9 (32:34):
And yeah, it was very embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, this is just helping her sister out to checking.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
In love that good on your Kimberly Mas in the newsroom,
you got a couple of kids and their mouths ever
get you in hot water all the time.

Speaker 20 (32:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 19 (32:47):
We had an incident going back a few years ago
where Trinity was invited to go roller skating up at
Blackwood Rec Center and you know what it's like on
a weekend, we work early mornings. I was exhausted. I
was like, to be honest, I was saying to my heart,
then I can't be bothered taking her anyway we went.
I canceled that catch up and we rescheduled it for
another time.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
At the park.

Speaker 19 (33:08):
And the week later that mum has said to truth
because I had said that she was too scared to
go roller skating, And the mom was like, oh, Trinity,
you poor thing. You know, next time we'll don't be
so scared.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
We'll get you up there.

Speaker 20 (33:20):
You'll enjoy it.

Speaker 19 (33:21):
She goes, what are you talking about? I wanted to
go roller skating. Mom couldn't be bother going to see you.
And I did some backtrack and I was.

Speaker 20 (33:29):
Like, no, no, you know, she was real, really scared.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
This happens with kids sometimes they get so scared they
make up stories.

Speaker 19 (33:38):
The seed of doubt is planted.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Now the last joins us, now, did something your kids
say get you in trouble?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
He did.

Speaker 11 (33:48):
He used to get suspended a lot when he was
in primary school. And when we had one of the
re entry meetings and it just finished up, and the
principal said to him, is there anything you want to
add to this meeting before we finish up? And he says, yeah, Mom,
FA's really loud.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Thank you, Well, we'll put that in the file. Thank you.
Good o your fust Rosemary and Lockley's what about you?

Speaker 9 (34:14):
Your daughter said something that it definitely did. So we
were driving in the car, and you know, you're going
normal speed and everything, and then all of a sudden,
my daughter pops out and goes.

Speaker 11 (34:24):
Oh, look there's my friend.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
She's gone past or she's gone.

Speaker 11 (34:26):
Faster than you.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
And I said, oh, that's all right, freaking catch up.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
So I spent obviously spent a little bit, yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
To catch up to them.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
We caught up to them, and then after yeah, I
got pulled over and yeah, you know, I said to
the cops, I'm sorry. Sorry, you know, it wasn't speeding,
but I didn't realize, and you know, I was just yeah,
arguing for a while, and then all of a sudden,
you know, it sounded like I was going to get
out of it. And then all of a sudden, my
daughter pipes. Someone goes, you were speeding, mom.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
You were trying to get.

Speaker 9 (34:55):
Up to our friend's car.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Zip it, kid, got a little knock in the back there.
Secret stain, Secret.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Stain, secret stain. What could it be? Our secret stain?
Look at it with your own eyes. It's a stain
on the car seats pinned at the top of the
Ben and Liam socials.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
We had some guesses that were wrong yesterday.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
I can't pronounce them.

Speaker 9 (35:21):
Probably, I hope I say it right, but I think
it's wish.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Though I guess was wrong.

Speaker 16 (35:26):
I think it's a bit of a mix between fake
tan and body sweat.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Unfortunately, n.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It's annoying.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Well we think, wow, you'd even think that like that?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It interro, we can roll all of those out, Nat
from Mount Gambia.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
That wasn't one of your guesses, was it?

Speaker 10 (35:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It was all right?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Good?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
So have you been doing any tests? Have you just
been writing all the wrong answers down? Have you come
to give us your own I have.

Speaker 10 (36:01):
Listened to your podcast and you're giving out no clues,
and I've just looked at it and you just tried
to have a bit of a look at the colors
and try and think what it is. Obviously some liquid.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And so you said you've listened to the Ben and
Limb podcast you've been looking for clues. Did you notice
that there's like extra bits on the start and the
end like we do specific bespoke podcast stuff.

Speaker 10 (36:29):
I did, and I did see something about mingles. So
now that's making me recent, right, No.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I need a context. Naturally, that was me making fun
of Liam because he buys the mingles season.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Which is it's a good seasons, the.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Expensive seasoning rather than buying the generic cheap seasoning. So
that's the kind of stuff you're going to get in
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Thank you for listening now. But yeah, there's tons of
pind the scene stuff. So if you I mean, if
you're new to the show, but if you're enjoying it,
actually check out the pod because we do like an
hour every day.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Now, let's get to your guests. What is your guest
for our secret stone.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
I'm going for a Long Island.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Tea long Island t Yeah, obviously a lot of alcohol
and those, yeah, a lot of different liquids. Have you
been to Mary's Poppin before the gay club in town?

Speaker 9 (37:15):
No I haven't, so there they call them.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Schlong island ized teas, and that's that's not a joke,
that's actually what they're called.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
And I'm sorry for saying that. Of eight oh.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Seven however, however, Nat, let's put you out of your misery.
Unfortunately it is not long Islandized teas. Thank you for
listening to the podcast though, And look, maybe we'll try
and sneak a clue in there for you at some point.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
And maybe Nat this is a bit of bribery. But
because you've done your homework, you checked out the podcast,
you clearly listened. I'm going to give you four tickets
to go see Billie Eilans, Shit Me Hard and Soft.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
The two are live and three.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
D oh really, thank you so much. No worries at all.
Those tickets are all yours, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Chloe in Edwardstown. Have you ever had a guest before?

Speaker 11 (37:55):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (37:55):
Yes, I've had a few guesses.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, well that's fine. You can guess as many times
as you want. You obviously know the right times to
call in. Do you remember your previous guesses?

Speaker 13 (38:05):
Not that I can remember write this second.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
They were obviously wrong anyway, So what is your new guess?

Speaker 10 (38:14):
I think it's migraine med.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Megrain okay, doesn't have the powder and the chili stuff
in it, yes, but all the sachets all all saschets.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
I haven't had migrain in a long time. I feel
its probably really bad for you, from like a.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
View they do. There's my friend recently said you've got
to try the timber noodle.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Do you have a tumber noodle? Chloe?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
No, better, way better dunks on megoring for sure.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
I did a tour of the instant noodles factory, really,
because that's where they originated from. Instant noodles. And at
the end you get to make your own instant noodles.
They give you the free dries noodles, and then you
add all the different flavors that you want, all the
different condiments that will free stride. And then and then
at the airport we got some more water.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
We ate them cool. It's like a little bit like
Willy Wonka and the Noodle and the Noodle Warehouse.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
All right, Chloe, you're obviously waiting there to find out
if it is me go rang noodle juice.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yell, sorry it's not, it's not, but thank you for trying. Anyway, Chloe,
you can call up as many times as your wife.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
This is all thanks to Automasters. Ten thousand dollars could
be yours. Call us tomorrow we play again at eight am.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Thirteen one oh six five. Did he choose the Big
Game over the Big Day? Because I don't know if
you saw this, but you know how Timothy Shallo may
he's he's with one of the Kardashians.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
She was at the met GA, but he was seen
at the same time at the Knicks game. That was
the Knicks at the basketball. Is a big Knicks guy,
and you know, I get that. You know, challow May
seems like he'd rather go to the basketball than the
met Gala.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yep, I'd be in the same boat.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I think if I had it all the money in
the world and I could have free court side seats,
that sort of thing, I'm like, I really want to
dress up like a robot statue hang around. You love
dressing up, Well, I do love dressing up, but I
would if I could choose between going to see my
favorite team play or go to the met Gala, I think.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's what I'd be doing.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
But look, I know this happens in real life as well.
You now, there's like clashes sometimes where people, you know,
the wedding dates in there, they choose a particular weekend
in September and it's like, oh no, it's the AFL
Grand Final, it's dad's favorite team.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
What happens there?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
My uncle at my sister's wedding, he didn't he didn't.
He did come to the wedding, but he did have
the headphones in because it was on Grand Final day.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah, and you know, and it did ruin the
wedding a little bit when they were halfway through their
vows and he said.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
All of all.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Time, but you know, it was the Grand Final and
that is a great example of him choosing the big
game over the big day. Thirteen one oh sixty five.
If it has happened to you, it's not just weddings.
It can be anniversaries, births, birthdays.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, absolutely, thirteen one oh six five is our number.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Beck, what happened?

Speaker 16 (41:35):
Hi, I've got a wedding coming up, this Grand Final
coming and my partner is my plus one and.

Speaker 13 (41:42):
He's already said he's not sure he's going to be
able to make it right.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Who does he barrack for?

Speaker 13 (41:47):
He goes to the cruise so it was all wait
and see. But he's torn because he's trying to meet
all my friends and make a good impression, but also
he wants to.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Be there for Grand Final, so he's unsure.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, well, and who are these people that?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, surely you know, surely it's a big day for people.

Speaker 16 (42:05):
Yeah, so it's my work, colleagues, my friends. But yeah,
because you haven't met them before. He's like, oh, I
should really go, but at the same time, Oh but
I like my footy.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, well back, but it just gets to go see
guy Sebastian. You got yourself a double pass.

Speaker 13 (42:20):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Enjoy Kirsty, you're in Oakton, this is your own wedding.
Did someone choose the Big Game over it? Oh?

Speaker 15 (42:28):
Look, I didn't choose a big game over it, but
they I had to have the showdown because I have
the audacity to have my wedding day On showdown day,
I'm at reception playing, so I had people with their
former gear on, wearing crows and ports and yelling abuse
at the screen rather than focusing on my magical day.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Do you remember who got up on the big day?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I know the.

Speaker 15 (42:54):
Crows got up on the big day, which you know
is the main thing. I am a crow supporter, but
I'm not, but I'm not enough to actually wreck my day.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah wow, I'm going to give you two tickets to
go see guys Sebastian.

Speaker 15 (43:08):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Guys, no worries. Thanks for calling. Mel joins us. Now
please tell us did they miss the big day for
the Big Game?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (43:18):
It was actually my own birth, your.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Birth, my actual birth.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yet so he was across the road at the pub,
the foot he was on, and he wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
Come over.

Speaker 16 (43:37):
Until it was finished.

Speaker 13 (43:38):
I think also because I was.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
A girl not a boy, who was quite upset about that.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Also, wow, I mean obviously not a great start there.
Did Dad improve over the last thirty years?

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Yes, no, he has. I've given him a grand sign now,
so he's happy.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
All right, okay, yeah, right right.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
That's a very only school dad, isn't it or not
coming unless you say it's a boy.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
The foot he is on, I'm gonna watch that. I
don't care having a baby, Dippy Dominicas had a great game.
I'm going to see this one out.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Hey, now, I want to give you two tickets to
go see you guys.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Sebastian, thank you so much. Bene.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Maybe take you down someone else.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I don't think that deserves it else. And we are
back now. Elijah joins us now a new podcast or
a new listener. So have you have you ever heard
the show before the first of April?

Speaker 18 (44:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (44:42):
I heard that you guys are doing a lot of
promotions all the billboards and stuff like that, and on
Facebook TikTok yadi, YadA, YadA, yep, and I was like, oh,
you know, I used to listen to mix with Jodie's
photo and then you guys switched and it's been a
pretty good switch for gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh lovely, Okay, well, thank you, Lijah. So you mentioned
stenography a little bit earlier. You were telling us you
called through like a couple of weeks back, and you
were saying how it's your job to do the typing
in court. So yeah, the stenographer is the name of
the job. But when people are talking and you can
type super quick and write it all out, and we're

(45:18):
joking about how we would love to get you to
come in and be the stenographer in front of our
radio shows and then perhaps we could print print it
all out and hand the transcripts out to a podcaster.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Now you'm still keen to do I am.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Still keen to do that. Is it true you lost
your job because you got in contact with us?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
They gave me the position either a choice either to
resign or to face like serious consequences, And I was like, well.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
What that's BS. That's absolute BS. So because your story
was correct me, if I'm wrong, But it was about
that you it got the work fridge. You had to
pay to reserve a space in your work fridge.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Right, Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I remember that.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
And then you came on told that very funny, very real,
it's very factual.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
And then because that was a truthful statement, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, like, you know, we're in a
high high law firm office, so you're expecting, you know, classy, elegant,
you know, people well spoken, well mannered. That is not
what was happening.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Now they're listening. I can speak freely about it, so
they can you know, they can stick it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, and obviously you can say whatever you want and
you can also document it so you can give them
exactly what you said to the letter of the law.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
It's tough, though, isn't I mean, I don't want to
speak on your behalf, but I feel like I guess
if you're a stenographer, there isn't a lot of stenography
jobs going specifically in Adelaide, is there.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
No?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
No, there isn't. An I learned that from a lot
young age because I always have an interest. I used
to watch a lot of Law and Order something enough,
so I saw all these ladies in the court doing
all with the fast time, and I was like, what's that?
And yeah, it's kind of pursuited as a career for
about six years.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Sorry, but I am genuinely sorry as well. I wonder
if there's a shover aligning to this though, where maybe
there's like four stenographers who are out of work in Adelaide,
but one of them go, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Would you would you still be up for doing that bit?
Like coming in one day and.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Come on, I don't have a stenographer stenography machine of
my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I mention that and I feel.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
I can't And then obviously a couple days later they're like, yep,
you're done. I'm like, okay, you.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Didn't even get to steal a stenography machine on your
way out. That's annoying.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
And again I feel like we can't be like as
anyone got one, because I feel like they're probably quite rare.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
But what do you what do you do for work? Now?
Have you found another gig somewhere?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Yeah, so I've got two at the moment. I'm a
courier with jet couriers, which I'm loving. It's way better,
way more relaxed. I can work whenever I want you know,
there's not so many uptight a holes. And then I've
recently started swim coaching as well.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Nice teaching kids or.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Yes kids up to adults.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I might have to come in for some lessons. I
cannot drown, but I wouldn't say I don't look too
good in the pool, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
So I should mention for people that are recognizing Lager's
name also, So that was the first time he came on.
That was an amazing story which we loved. That got
you fired. But then you also share the incredible story
this week about the Snowtown murderer connection.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Yeah, yeah, for those who missed it, Yeah, my grandma
was engaged to John Johnston Bunting.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
So shit, that's crazy. So one of like I would say,
an acquaintance of mine, well more of a friend of
a friend I would say, went to prison for some
drug stuff and he used to play chess with this
guy and another prisoner said to him like, do you

(48:51):
know who that is? And it was your grandma's ex,
John Bunting. Yeah, it's small.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
It's weird, how small it didn't even just South Australia
is do you think about how vast the terrain is
everybody knows everybodya.

Speaker 21 (49:06):
That know me from the radio section, Yeah right, yeah, well,
and also like it's always a good like you don't
know how many people are listening if you can tell
a story and then it gets back to your work
the same day and they give you an ultimatum, which
is which is horrible.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
At least at least they're Kiss listeners. It's good for us.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Yeah, exactly. So you know, I think I get a
promotional magnet of.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
We're actually planning a big Magnet launch party. So if
you want, you can come along to the launch party
and get your magnet. Yeah, of course, because would be
lovely to meet you in person. Also, this is I'm
not sure if you even know this yet larger. I
know Lean doesn't know this. But in radio, the way
it works is sometimes if interstate, for example, there's a
really good story, a really good one, you might actually
try and get that person to come on your show.

(49:50):
So the reason I mentioned this.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Is because Bali Ali did call me from Brisbane and
I thought it was a scam number because I was
coaching this morning. Yeah, and she got to speak about.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
What he So Kiss in Brisbane heard the story and
they loved it so much they called our producing team
and they're like, hey, can we speak to Larjah on
our show thing? So now Lijah went onto their show
and told the stories.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
How did they hear about it?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I don't know. I think the content director in Brisbane
heard it and he was like, we've got to get
that our show.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
We should be still in some of their calls. Well
we should, we should be getting some of their stuff.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Hey, Lijah, thank you so much for coming on. We'll
endeavor to get the Magnet to you. But hopefully if
we have a party, you can just come pick it up. Okay, yeah,
no worries.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
When's the house party?

Speaker 11 (50:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
So the house party is a different thing. The house
party that's that's the radio radio show, which you're more
than welcome to come to as well. And then we're
having a podcast party, which is the Magnet launch. So
the radio sort of housewarming thing is that is next Thursday,
But then the the podcast one is don't I don't
think we've hard locked it in you. I think we
said maybe June fifth. I think we were throwing around

(50:56):
potentially and yeah, we were thinking of maybe having a
giant pull sized cob dip there. Perhaps I would bring
my double bladed dart More lightsaber for a bit of
a jewel with Ben the performance on stage. And yeah,
it's basically just I suppose they'll be soft drink provided

(51:16):
perhaps b yo alcohol. I don't know what the licensing
is like at the Estonian Hall in North Adelaide when
we've not reached out to them yet either.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
But this was saying good to you.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Yeah, absolutely, I'll bring my General Grievers lightsaber collections.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, shitting me right now.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Yeah, my eggs lifted at my house with.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
You, like if we made like the Ultimate Podcaster, You're like,
you're that's what we've made.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
You just know all these murderers and you got like
you've got a general grievous So you know, I don't
know if you're familiar if this is your boyfriend's connection collection,
but exporrid ex portfriend. Sorry to bring it up, but
General Grievers famously defeated a lot of Jedi and he
took all their lightsabers as souvenirs. He has tons. He's
not he's not a Jedi and he's not trained in

(52:03):
the Sith arts, but he does have a lot of lightsabers. Yep.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
I have about a full.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Closet worth, Wow, full closet work.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Would you be would you come dressed as.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
General Grievous?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
I won't come with General Grievous because obviously I'm.

Speaker 19 (52:24):
Not a robot.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Yep, yep, but I can do Princess Leah.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Yeah, maybe Efe can come dressed and stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Maybe it's a Star Wars thing, make it like and
it's it's it's within a week of my birthday, so
should we make it my unofficial birthday but most most
mostly official? Yeah, podcast celebration and and it's just a
little bit of a lightly Star Wars theme.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
I like the wording it's lightly Star Wars like if
you don't, but yeah, if you do, it'll be fun.
If you don't, you won't be shamed.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You won't be shamed. And if you're really struggling for
a costume, I've got Anakin, I got obi Wan, i
got daf Sidious, I've got more.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Have you got pals?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
But yeah, Palpatine, yeah yeah, yeah, that'stuffs citious pals.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Hey, Lijah, mate, I'll let you go because I don't
want to keep you for too long. But before you go,
I just want to know are you in the pod
squad yet?

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Yes, I am, I'm just joined.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Okay, great, awesome, So you're in the pod squad now,
all right, awesome. We'll let you go and we'll see
you at our big Magnet launch party and also at
the housewarming party too.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Amazing guys, Thank you, great talking to you. I have
a great one.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I appreciate Yeah, I appreciate you. I've never heard Sheef
Palpatine be called Papa Pops.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
But no neither of I. If you ever want to
come on the podcast, we would love to speak to
you. You can always slide into the Instagram d ms on
the Benelein Instagram. All right, should I bell gong in?
I always say that should I gong bell in? Your
name is.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Should I gong gong him?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Elijah?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Maybe we should have a bell party at gong Chart,
which could have gong Chart.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
For there's one thing.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
See so long?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Did you to take a thing of her to realize?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Hello?

Speaker 22 (54:15):
No, I've got to I'm talking Elijah about the party
housewarming party.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Nice of you to work.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Today, Nice of you to be here yesterday's pod.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
What do you think he did?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
We didn't mention it at all.

Speaker 20 (54:31):
Yeah, you did at the end.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
We didn't go.

Speaker 22 (54:33):
We didn't rag you, No, you didn't, but I was
I was waiting for you to rag me, because when
I left yesterday at like, yeah, six fifteen or whatever, you.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Very early, Ben was even a half day.

Speaker 22 (54:44):
I heard Ben said go get some rest, and like
like didn't give me any ship, and I was very scared.
And then I listened to the pod and you kind
of also didn't give me as much as I thought.

Speaker 20 (54:57):
So I'm still kind of bracing.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
And you genuinely was sick. I could tell you were sick,
and you actually came in so you weren't like and
not that I ever think you would ever pretend anyway,
I know you would never do that, but I could
see you were sick.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
You're physically you were showing you workings, which were you know,
there was clearless and it was I don't know, I
don't know what end, but there was things that was
out of you.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
It was like a twitter growl bug type thing.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (55:21):
And it was really because I drove into work and
as I was driving in, I hit the pretanning around
about and it was like suddenly this wave of just
like yeah, norse, it came over me. And then it
just it got worse and worse, and I came in
and I dumped my stuff on my desk, went straight
to the toilets, was in there for like ten minutes,
came out, just was like, well that was weird, and
kept going.

Speaker 20 (55:40):
But then it just wouldn't go away. So apology.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Speaking of giving each other shit, there was a little
bit of back and forth during the show this morning,
so as we said, I mean, I think we've spoken
about this many times your first time listening to the podcast,
and these off air bits like Ben and I don't
know what we're going to say to each other, like
we know sometimes the area. For example, this morning, Ben
and you, I wanted to talk about funny shirts. He
didn't know what the shirts were, and I just thought

(56:04):
it was quite a simple easy thing to get up.
And Belle, I mean, I I mean you sort of
know when you I think has been put in the
show and then Belle sort of in the back end,
you know, it takes it out like four or six
times over the last couple of months, because it was
like it was like literally from it was shirts I've
seen in America, which is like literally November December, like
it's been in my phone for a long time. It's

(56:24):
like I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
It picture and go oh yeah, yeah, just like all right, yeah,
there's the one.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. And then one
day it was in the show yesterday. She was like, oh,
I don't know about that, and like giving a lot
of like YadA YadA, and then so and you would
have heard it in the pod. But I've done that,
I've talked about the shirts, talked about my friend Sean's
shirt as well. We had a bit of a laughing,

(56:52):
was enjoyable, and then there was it was pretty quiet
on the phone line, so Bell buzzed through and said,
did you want to help me with all the calls
for this one?

Speaker 20 (57:02):
Which, to be fair, he did start getting calls, and.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
We had I would say we had three or four
calls that I found amusing.

Speaker 18 (57:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Yeah, he ended up being a really good bit. Also, Liam,
I's it's very graceful of you to not then tell
the next bit of the story, but I found it
quite funny as the as the observer of the interaction.
Bell buzzed through and said what she said, and then
you buzzed back straight away. It is it nice of
you to come in today?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Bells good that you're actually here.

Speaker 20 (57:30):
Well, how was yesterday? Was it okay?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Look shout to Stephen actually did a very good job
shutting on the phones, did an amazing job.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
And Stephen actually he was on the pod yesterday. He
came on the live show and the pod.

Speaker 20 (57:41):
Does he do an incredible job on the phones?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Did he?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I mean you were you are exceptionally good on the phones.
But he did do it for a good job.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
There was no bad calls, like no one missed. That's
it supposed to be a good thing. But it's not
like an insult towards you. That's like a positive was saying,
Stephen did a great job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now before
I gong you out.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Here replaceable, I don't know, it sounds like I'm must.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
At some point, Lim did take a sip of his
drink and said, no sick days. Well as you know,
like you never take a sick because you lose your job.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Before I do gong you out Gong. That's your new name.
By the way, that happened in.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
The is my name gon? No name, Gong, last name?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Because I kept saying I'm gonna I'm gonna bell gong
in right, your name is Gong. Thoughts on Liam getting
a haircut because he did get a haircut.

Speaker 20 (58:31):
I'm so disappointed to.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
What is this bullshit? I'm gonna grow my hair out
and then gets a haircut hair out a week.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
It didn't even last a week. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I hadn't been to the barber in six weeks. And
it was literally just he just said, he like, I
don't know. I was just I literally went basically against
my will.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I was dragged.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Sah said, we know, you've got to go and make
sure he just like shapes it every few weeks into
what shape? Because I normally would get my hair quite like.

Speaker 20 (59:03):
This is are you doing a mullet where you need
the sides done?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I don't know what my end game is. I've said
this since then, you just.

Speaker 22 (59:09):
Got you just go into the hairdresser. Then you're not
growing your hair out at all.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I am because it's been left a lot longer than
it would be before a normal cut. I have not
gone in for the last six years. I've had a
skin fade and my hair has been so short on
the top that it's barely like if he didn't touch
the top, I think he thinned it out of it
because it's just such even more thick hair. Yes, it's
receding a little bit, but it's not the top. It's

(59:34):
not thin.

Speaker 20 (59:35):
Can I see the side of that your headphones? Yeah,
he's kind to be okay, oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Do you think your hair is thick enough that I
could put a pen in it and it would and
if your head was like it would.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Hold and well, it's just been thinned out, and I
still think it'd be thick enough. You know, I'll put
the pen. Doesn't have to be here for this.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Because the phone. Don't think about on air stuff in us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Thanks, well, so should I put it in myself or
do you want to?

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Yes, I want you to take your headphones off, and
then I want you to look down at the floor
and when you put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
That way, I'll put it. So I have to put
it in its facing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Yeah, And honestly, if your hair holds it, it doesn't
hold it, mate, put it put it in another way
you can. You can put it in and put it
in from the front, like put it in from the fringe,
from the fringe like s it's not fall straight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Out, but it's just been thinned out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Can I try?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is this the thing?

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
If your hair was as thick as you say it is,
it would hold that pen?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Can I try?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Try?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Here we go. It fools out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
In your head. You thought it was just going to
be It's like the test.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
I'm not going around saying I've got thick hair, trade.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Very thick hair, Frank Ratta.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Yeah, but he puts a lot of product in there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I think there is a bit of there's a bit
of prompt Is that promenade the Yeah, because he's a
bit of a like a greaser, Like what Robilly greaser hair?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
What do they use.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Greaser hair? Yeah? See yeah, oh Pop, it's like p
O M A d E pomemade pademd fench greasa hair,
heavy oil based pomards, petroleum jelly or hair grease. Ohay. Oh.
We were having a bit of a chat earlier, Ben

(01:01:35):
and you were because I was playing you we're talking
about this on air, but I was saying, everyone's YouTube
homework is to watch Faithless Insomnia Tea in the Park
twenty ten. You've never seen a crowd going off its
head more. It's one of the great live sets. And
you were like, what's that song?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
It's like bee Boy, Yeah, that's it, Boys fly Girls.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
And I was like, what are you talking about? And
I thought you meant boys looking for love but young
man needs violence, looked for love. But you were, of
course singing born Slippy, Yes from Underworld.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
And because saying I'd seen a video I've seen to Liam,
oh have you seen those are boas? And it comes
out be bos. It was really cool. Sett it was
with Fred Again. I was trying. I was explaining it
really poorly. I saw a video. It was a really
cool moment and then the beat hits and everyone's getting down.
But then Liam said I was there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Bro I was there at Fred Again's USB two tour.
Sarah and I got tickets, Ali Palley, Alexandra Pallace, we
were there. It was insane. He brought out guest after guests.
Jamie T was there. Remember we interviewed him. He was
like our first interview at first, and.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
We were not prepared for it at all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, he's got They got a song called Hippodrome, which
is really good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
I like Jamie T a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah, so that that is a that was a banger,
and yeah, he brought he brought out Mike Skinner the
Streets and then the dude from Underworld and they then
they did a song together which was incredible. But then
because he was bringing out different people, and then on
the last night of that tour, he so I wasn't
we were back in Australia by this time, but he

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brought out Daft Punk Thomas really Thomas whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Punk broken up beause they still making music after.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I think they Yeah, I don't think they make music
with the masks, but I think they're still. I still
think they work in music. I'm pretty sure, Like I
think Parcels didn't. Parcels will work. The Australian band who
were great, they were working with the guys from Daft Punk.
They're They're just like these old French jids. I think
they've done it all and they just don't really need
to be too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Surely at some point maybe they won't too. Was sure
that was drop song on an album.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah that two thousand and seven, a live live album,
you know that one?

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Yep, But I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I felt that it's a bit like before Ben and
I were watching a video and bell A buzz through
with this long, seemingly long message yeah, and then I
was like, I didn't hear what you said. You're in
the same boat, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
I often think about like some not really big festival
head as opposed to U LAMB. But I do. I
do always like I'm always an interesting like, oh, who's
the headline at that big festival? Like I'm just like going,
who's the caliber of headline? I feel like if you
brought daft punk back, like not that they've if you
brought dart punk out of retirement essentially at whatever the festival,
Coachella or that would be mental.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Well there's famously there was a set that they did
at Coachella under the Pyramid, and I think that just
changed the game of DM and I think that was
a lot of people said that was the start of
that whole movement. Yeah, like you know, it was just
like dance music was pop music until say, I don't know,
twenty thirteen or something like well maybe even a little
bit later than that, like in that major laser sort

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of scrilex like Um and Van Buren, yep, all that stuff.
I suppose it's some people are still froth tomorrow Land
and that sort of stuff. I just feel like dance
music just reminds.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Me of my youth, reminds me of fresh community.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, well that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Hey, look, we have to wrap this up for reasons.
I won't sound on the pod obviously, there's we have
certain rules here we don't talk about certain things dreams
and on air stuff. But what I will just flag
for tomorrow's pod is there's a lot of good pod
squads quad pod Squad posts. Sorry, I wanted to read
them all out, we run out of time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Is there anything to do with my trim not trim shape,
my shape?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of it's got to do with
updating your Wikipedia page. Oh, there's a bit of business
about the pod Squad party. And there's also been an
update not only on your Wikipedia lamb, but there's something
else online that's been updated for you. Oh great, Yeah,
there's good stuff in tomorrow's pod.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Sounds great and that's