Ep 26: VIVA LA PRIZE MOLE!

On today's episode:

1. Prize Mole completes her mission  
2. Liam get’s roasted for his clogs
3. 610 Quiz: What do you think of the clogs?
4. The North Adelaide golf course is going ahead
5. Ben’s still pedalling party bags for the housewarming
6. The song ended and Ben wasn’t in the room
7. Football at Fed Square is back
8. Worst birthday ever
9. Secret stain: Mie Goreng
10. Friday meat tray: Marketplace Sarah

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
young males engage in an ancient ritual.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Known as a podcast. It's purpose to attract mates, and
by mates we mean listeners. They're both married, so please
don't slide into their dms.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Their names are Ben and Leo Body Pod Podcast, What's Up.
Welcome to the episode Viva Lave Prize Model the Grand Finale.
That's the first thing you're here. Also fitting just quickly,
one thing of it that the.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Intro David Amber did that make it into the pod
I was talking about that it does?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
So of course David Amber has also voiced our podcast intro, yes,
and that has been chating the pod squad lying about
actually getting another intro.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh really, people are not into the intro some people.
Some people are like, I like it, Oh, I don't
mind it. No, I don't probably don't hear it every
day though, to be honest, true, I think it's funny. Yeah,
I mean we wrote it. You did write it. Yes,
So if it's not, if you think it's not funny
that when we need left and if you think people.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Just compare it to the one that we used to
have that was like the Bunnings jingle one.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, we'll look you know, it's always
good to mix things up. I suppose perhaps we could
ask one of our valued podcast listeners, Lockey in Sawsbury,
how you doing a lot? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Thanks guys. How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah? Very well mate? What do you make of the podcast?
Intro into it? Yeah, nay, I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I saw some of the pods squad posts knocking it
a little bit, but I'm a fan, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And what about my clog shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm not as much of a fan of. Okay, that's
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's fair. You know that is touched on in this
podcast as well. And now, Lockie, we are going to
do a bit of a Friday extended cut, so on
the end of this we'll have a big chat with you.
I think we need to give you some extra love
because of course people would know if they're in the
Benoley pod Squad that when we were on our absence,
on our legally mandated time between pods between shows, you

(02:07):
actually did a bit of a best of podcasts, like
a like a favorite moments of the Ben Leamon bell era,
which we never really thanked you for or really acknowledged
because it was sort of right in between that time
we were we were off. So I think we I mean,
we probably owe you some sort of mega prize. Really, yeah,
not like we've worked out what that is. Maybe it's
two magnets. I don't know. Maybe it could be. It

(02:29):
could be two magnets.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, if you had two magnets, you be about to
turn them, turn them into each other, like the negative
and the positive, and then you able to like LEVERTI
yout to fly.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. If you had a magnet on
the ground and then you put one on your feet,
you'd be able to shoot up into the sky.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, you basically make it to the moon.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I feel. Yeah. Okay, well interesting, all right, Well, well
we'll get to that business at the end of this podcast,
but right now, enjoy this episode. The start of it
is probably our favorite thing of the last couple of
weeks here at KISS. I gotta say, they don't.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Her name, they don't see her face, but every time
a radio station runs a giveaway, she's already there, slipping
through the phone lines, disguising her voice, out smarting producers
and dodging suspicion. She's always one step ahead, different names,

(03:20):
different accents, same result, prize secured. They call her a glitch,
a rumor, a coincidence. But in the shadows of the airwaves,
there's only one truth. Anastasia from More Sun Lakes Ear
is Prize Mole.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's right, Anastasia are Prize Moal. She's won too many
prizes on Kiss one or two to three, so we
sent her out on an impossible mission to win a
prize on every other breakfast radio show. Her last target
was triple m and guess what. Her twenty four hour
timer just ran out. She joins us. Now, Anastasia, Ben
and I were waiting with baited breath. Our hearts are

(04:03):
pounding out of our chest. Did you manage to complete
your mission and execute your last target? Good morning, Ben
and Liam. Oh my god, I see that. My god.
Some chase prizes, others rewrite the rule book. She's slipped

(04:24):
past switchboards, out smarted producers, and infiltrated every frequency in Adelaide.
She is not called the Prize Bowl for nothing. This
is incredible, Anastasia. Oh my god, Oh my.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
God, I'm still shaking up.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
I cannot believe I got through.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was like the toughest task that I have had
in twenty four.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Hours, Anastasia. I am dying to know because they knew
you were coming. We put a time on you you
were coming. They had all three phone numbers saved in
their systems.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
They had extra security. How did you get past the producers?
How did you do it? Well?

Speaker 9 (05:03):
Ended, I'm going to my sister's house and waking up
my daughter and my sister bright and early, so we.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Were all up six o'clock.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
I fluttered their phone lines with the phones that I
already had and got their phones and my parents' phone
and rang with them. And we were just lucky enough
that they picked up my daughter's phone that she was
pretending to use, and.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
She spoke through the whole intro.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
Yep, I want to go on air.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
I want to play the game. It was battles of
the sexes, and they got her onto air, and that's
when I took the phone.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It was a nine pronged attack. Your daughter did the
heavy lifting getting past the producers, and once it was
too late and the phone call was in air, you
took the phone and jumped on to claim your last target.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
This is massive. Look I need to collect the intel E.
I have to get the audio of you on trip
a Lamb. When we come back, I'm going to listen
and play this audio for everybody so they can hear
it with their ears, and then Anastasia, we can give
you your mega prize.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Surprize. Wow wow wow wow. If you've just joined us,
Santa Sesa and morson Lake, she's our prize mole. You
may have heard this. She's won too many prizes on Kiss,
so we sent her out to win prizes on every
other station. They tried to keep her out, but you
can't stop a ghost. In the signal, she acquired her
last target, Triple LM. It was a buzzer beater.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Liam and I are still buzzing from this now. Liam,
you haven't heard.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I've not heard it yet.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I have been shown the audio and it is quite incredible.
So the way she did it, she just described it
to us the prize mall, but she used her daughter's
phone and her daughter so because it was a totally
different voice and number. Then when they went to her,
our prize mole was the caller that they went to.
They were playing Battle of the Sexes and the alias

(06:53):
she went under?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Was Chris in Durnancourt. Let's go to durnhan Court get
a Chris. How are you? What do you do? Chris?

Speaker 9 (07:02):
I'm at UNI doing interior designing.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
How many years is that? Course? Three? You're loving it? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (07:11):
Absolutely, I enjoy It's really creative.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Artistic, been that sort of I think.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So, I think I'd do pretty good.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
You do a great job. What would you do if
you got two fifty?

Speaker 9 (07:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
You know what. I haven't bought my mum anything for
Mother's Day, so you'll have to go towards that. She's
according me for UNI, so I've got to do something.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
They have no idea. They're being prize mold.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
This is unbelievable, all right, So that's the start of
their break land. They're doing Battle of the Sexes. The
thing is, she hasn't won a prize yet. No, but
Anastasia our prize mold. She shoots the lights out, she
goes three for the three, leaves the other guy for dead.
She wins the prize, but then they realize they've been

(07:58):
prize mold.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Freeze world, Chris. It's a world done, Chris, And good
luck with your course, and good luck looking after your mom. Yeah,
world after you. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Hey, Chris, you're not working for another radio station?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Are you? No? Tell the truth? Not at all? Promise
promise on your mum's life.

Speaker 12 (08:27):
Oh oh she can't.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I just called me out.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
I'm donating the money to the farmer guy.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Hope he has a good Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I really do appreciate that. I've been trying to get
on you guys for the last two weeks for this.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
Little thing that I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
So the mother's out there, happy Mother's Day and pull.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
For money on.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
Obviously I was going to do it off air, so yes,
she'd have got me on.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Here doing it.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Do you really say period design my daughter does?

Speaker 9 (08:57):
Yeh're telling one?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No. Prize Mole's one weakness her mother. Normally, operatives cut
off all ties. They don't have family, they don't have
loved ones that can be used against them. But when
the gun was to her mom's head, she couldn't hold
the line.

Speaker 13 (09:25):
It didn't matter because she already got the prize.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
You already got the prize. I don't know if you
got it in the back end, Anastasia, but you know what,
the fact that you got on I think that's still
a win. I think we're still going to play that.
Anastasia up next, we're gonna give you finally, you're coveted
Nega priz.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Prize, mall fever La prize Mare. Well, this is the
moment Anna Stay from Mawson Lakes has been waiting for.
She's won so many prizes on Kiss that the system
wouldn't allow us to give her anymore. She managed to
infiltrate and get on every other breakfast show in Adelaide,

(10:11):
even though they were completely wise to it. It was
the impossible task, deep under the radar, behind enemy airwaves.
One loane operative has completed her mission, a mission that
no caller ever has. Total FM broadcast infiltration, every station,
every prize, zero trace, and your reward prize, moll the

(10:35):
Mega Prize. Now, obviously you've been waiting for this for
a long time, and we started this maybe two weeks ago.
I think, yeah about that. I've had a briefcase handcuffed
to my wrist this whole time. Inside it your Mega Prize.
It doesn't leave my side. I've had to shower with

(10:56):
it on. It's been a whole annoying thing. So I'm
about to open it and we're going to reveal what
is inside it. Here we go. I'm just adding the
combination in now. Sorry, bear with me, Anastasia. It has
three layers of defense, so I'm just doing my retinal scan. Ben.
Can you please enter the verbal code six nine. That's

(11:17):
not right, that's the combination. Try again, what is the
verbal code? Dude? I told you to remember it. That
was your one job. I carried the briefcase around. Lem's
really cool. That is It's true, but it's not that.
Just one more time. Sorry, I gotta hold this button.
It's gonna be in Ben's voice. He's gotta say the
verbal code kiss one two, three rules. That's the one right, okay,

(11:37):
briefcase being opened in three two. There it is prize
goal in all its glory. Can you see what this is?
This has been so drawn out. It's the Kiss Golden Ticket,

(12:02):
which means you win every single prize.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
We give away on the station for the next.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh god, I'm a series and season fly of course,
but you win every single prize for the next month
a week give away unless you go double or nothing.
If with our help, you can get onto a TV

(12:33):
game show such as tipping point or the floor, and
you can win a prize, and you come back here,
we will give you a super duper mega prize.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh my god, God, you don't understand. I have entered
Tipping Point at three hundred thousand times.

Speaker 10 (12:53):
I love that game show.

Speaker 13 (12:55):
I could imagine. It doesn't have to be tipping doesn't
have to be tipping Point. You've conquered radio, conquered radio,
the FM are waves are yours. You've got Adelaide in
your back pocket, and right now you can walk away.
You can sail off into the sunset and you can
have your briefcase with a kiss golden ticket, and you
win every prize that we give.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Away for the next month. Of course, Tess's apply or
you get on the TV. You win that prize, you
get to keep it as well as all the other
ones you've won on the radio, and you get a
super duper mega prize.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Oh do you know what, guys, I would love to
do the TV one, But do you know what, I'm
so scared that I won't pass it because that's like,
I think I'm not that smart.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
To win all those little I don't know prize. Well,
you're pretty smart. You managed to pull the wool over
everyone's eyes. The choice is yours, the choice is mine. Yeah,
do you know what, Let's just go for it. You
gonna do it? I think so challenge except yeah, she's
accepted in this. Oh my god, the Mega prize is

(13:55):
off the table. But the super duper Mega prizes. Some
operatives know when to call it. Others live for the
thrill of the kill. And that is what we have
on I hands people Anastasa from Wwson Lakes the prize bowl.
You dangle a prize in front of verse out, she
will find it and she will get it. Oh god,

(14:16):
we love you, prize Bowl. I'm excited. We will get
to work with the connections that we have in the
media business and we'll try and get you on a
TV game show. It's seen Sis ten Isabelle in a

(14:37):
Newton U First Call this morning. You were on in
the opener. Did you check out Liam's green clogs?

Speaker 11 (14:43):
I did, Liam?

Speaker 8 (14:45):
Are you churning butter?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
But is that what they look like? I think? So? Okay,
Well no, I wasn't planning on it. But let's kick
into the queiz this morning. The sale of youths has
almatted in Australia, probably because of diesel and fuel prices.
I suppose can you name one ute model? One ute model,

(15:10):
like a model of ute? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I mean no, hang on, sorry,
I did that pretty quick. Is Azuzu is the car manufacturer,
But what's a ute model?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
What is the It's the Isuzu. Oh she's good, Well,
she's good. It's Dave Atber's one hundredth birthday. Can you
give us your best at Borough?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
The penguins are making well, it.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Is your best. I don't know if it's the best
at but it is your best and we appreciate having
a crack staff at a notorious prison. Fearful. After the
prisoners have been allowed to have a barbecue. What is
the correct number of times one should snap the tongs
when barbecuing? Three? And you never cooked the barbecue in

(16:00):
your life? Isabella? What's going on there? Are We like you?
But we're gonna have to move on to Charlotte and
sell it speech. What is the appropriate amount of times
that you click the tongs before barbecuing? True? Yeah, make
sure they're ready. The council have moved their algae cameras
at Moon to Bay after they were live streaming people showering.

(16:20):
What direction is moon to Bay from the Adelaide CBD?
What that's such a hard, hard question.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
From the CBD South.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Should I let it be known.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
That that was a producer bell question this morning? And
Leam and I both heard that for the first time.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, screamed someone from Melbourne writing a question about Adelaide
And that's a hard question even if you grew up.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
What direction is moon to Bay from the Adelaide CBD?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Cory in Mount Pleasent, Thanks Cory.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, any idea what direction moon to Bays from the
Adelaide CBD?

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Maybe north?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, I'll give it to northwest, is the answer we had.
I think you're kind of right. Hey, it's Mother's Day
this Sunday. Can you finish these lyrics?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
She just wanted to so long, but it's not right.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
May Ayre in Paraka? Can you finish the lyrics?

Speaker 8 (17:40):
She's all, She's all. I think of that.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know that, and you know, but it's worth having
a crack. Steve and Victor Harbor were burning through this
one this morning. Can you finish the lyrics? And I
waited the soul love you're knowing yes, Steve, You've won

(18:05):
four tickets to Disney on Ice. Enjoy mate. I also
have you know that on the Ben and Lean Instagram story,
we've done a copple drop on my new clog shoes.
Seventy one percent cops so far. Really obviously there's a
lot of high fashion individuals that follow us.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Wow, Disney on Ice presents Magic in the Stars aec
from the nineteenth of June.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Tickets through ticket tek dot com dot are you until
she said, yeah, Steve, you're gonna play it out mate? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (18:42):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah? Yeah, Rank get a kiss one or two, three,
all the hits, all the varieties, mam.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
I feel like the North Adelaide possums are going through
a real emotional rollercoaster.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Well yeah, you know, they don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And because obviously there's a new Adelaide North Avlaid golf
course coming to lose our home. Oh no, live has disbanded,
it's broken up. We're going to keep our home. No,
not anymore, because the golf course is going ahead and
South Australia has secured the Australian Open from twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
See I look, I was kind of divided on this
one because I'm like, yeah, look, I mean I like
the North Adelaide Parklands, how they are you know, all
the trees it's got, like it's a good golf course
now to just play on. But I was also like, look,
it's live. Golf's being great for the state. It would
be cool if it was closer to the city, you know,
But now that's gone. I'm like, I'll just come out
and say it. I think everyone cared about live because

(19:37):
it was a little bit more like up and about
and there was music and that was it was fun.
I cannot see as many people going to the Open.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I've been to the Australian Open when it was in
Melbourne and there is that. It's the same vibe as live.
There's just less raucous on the still music for the raucous.
Yeah right, I want it to be more.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
That was isn't it Like it was like golf but
you can wear thongs like that was the golf bit louder,
not golf but were thongs? Right, that's a better tagline.
But yeah no, that's you know what I mean. And
now I'm like, do we need this big, fancy golf
course And then no, one's going to go.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
So the Australian Open is really cool because what happens
is the Australian Open is during like the PGA, the
American golf leagues off season, so a lot of the
pros to sharpen up in the off season, they'll come
over and play the Australian Open.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
So you do get big names.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm pretty sure Tiger would have played at Roy McElroy
played it last year. Yeah, but do we get your
big names come to Australia to play the Australian Open.
So that means they're going to be coming to South Australia.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
But I want to see Bert christ and to take
his shirt off and Fisher play two hours. I don't
really care about the I don't know. Yeah, that's just
my take, all right. Discover Hotel Panorama, where premium accommodation,
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(21:03):
the Hotel Panorama. This thing is fill it up. The
list is thick.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Well, I've actually been told to stop giving away so
many spots on the list.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Lam.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
When we first started doing this, we put in like
seven or eight people, and then six and then we
was like four and there was a party.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
We'll find space for people in the Hotel Panorama. It's
not only has it got the disco ball, pizza up
and a rooftop bar with panoramic views of the Hills,
city and ocean. It's also got seventy seven accommodation rooms.
Well book them out, bring out the whole lotion. This
is a party of a century.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It is starting to fill up, so we've only put
a couple of people in with tickets this morning.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Lamb. Also it opens today, Well it does Hotel Panorama.
If you want to scout it out and check it out.
You can discover Hotel Panorama yourself. Ci in Edwardstown. You've
given us a buzz. You would like to come to
our house or wing party there next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Let's party.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Have you ever done a clam bot before? Oh no, no,
definitely not, but I'm ready to get it on. Yeah,
I bet you are. What about an ice luge? Have
you ever had a drink straight out of one before?

Speaker 12 (22:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
No, this is exciting boys.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
This is going to be the party of the century.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
There's been talk of party bags. Did you think party
bags is a good idea.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Sign I haven't had one of them since I was
about ten years old, so yeah, let's get it on. No, no, no, no,
there's no party bags. Ben's trying to push party bags.
But I'm sorry, sorry, because now it sounds terrible because
we're trying to build this thing up and then Ben's
trying to tear it down because there's not enough money
for the party bags. Who's going to pay DJPB snow
and I'm looking into a flair bartender and also fire

(22:51):
twell as I'm cheap. You also have to have safety
on hand. So how is there limitless guest spots? The
guest list is infinite and I can't have party back.
Perhaps give an iPad there, all of them. Then we're
going to be chewing through money. Okay, that's put iPads
and all of them. Put some Allan's lollies in there. No,
it's the hottest party of the year. People don't want lollies.

(23:17):
Stacey and Banks your park. I'm so sorry Ben's faller
false promises. I'm giving you the hard facts of what
to expect, But do you still want to come to
the Party of the Century?

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Yes, of course, I want to come.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I loafter party, and I'd also like a lollibag yay?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Do you do you think like lily bags are kind
of cheap and for kids' parties and that's not something
you expect from a high class establishment like Hotel Panorama
and Ben and Lam's house woman party.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, I mean you could put some expensive dollies in there.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't have a lot of button Do you want
to call the fire tweller and say he can't bring
his crew?

Speaker 11 (23:54):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, I don't want to make that call. Be really
muscle and skined, Stacy.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Good on ya, you're coming along to our housewarming party
at Hotel Panorama.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I knew they mustly well, I've seen some of their
work online. I'm not going to just order a run
of the meal by a sweller. I've obviously done my research,
and I wanted staunch look and fire twirlers. All right,
this is going to be that pard hey, it's going
to be how just gonna be off to his a.
In fact, this time next week, I think we'll be

(24:26):
a little dusty because we'll be we'll be up up
late partying with everyone in our house warming. The night
before at Hotel.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Panorama Kiss one O two three you are here with
Ben and lay apologies.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I was out the studio and doesn't have to push
the button. Oh that was scary, man. That was like
being in a car with your dad and the castle
moving and then he's gone to the shops, but you're
stuck in the castle and you're han break up. You're
like getting close to the end of a cliff. That's
why I was like, I actually do know how to
drive this thing. So I was like, I'm going down
with the ship. I literally, yeah, I don't know. You
would think after like decade plus in radio, i'd learn

(25:04):
how to Yeah. I ran in and Limbs said what
do I do? My arms were flailing around it. It's
like like there was a fire and I was near
fire extinguishers, but I just didn't know how to operate them.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
You know what I mean, Layam, Maybe your words hold
more influence than you realize. After you sprayed the Melbourne
government yesterday for getting rid of the fed Square soccer celebration.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah it was around this time. I think, yeah, because
of the you know, normally they showed the World Cup
games and yeah, I must have rattled the cage of
the Victorian government to its core because they backflip. They said, actually,
now we'll play the games.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, so they've done a complete one eight and they
are now going to be airing the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I did see someone said, like storm fed Square, we'll
all watch the games on our phones. They can't stop
us all, which is kind of funny it would have been,
but they probably realized that people might just go there anyway,
and like, I don't know, people can listen to the
game or something.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I might as well do the event and yeah, try
and control it. People fun and look, a few flares
never hurt anybody. Well, not true. We can to let
a flare off this year, Well you know what, go
a bcft A flair flares. So I was lucky enough.
April last year I went to Anfield to watch Liverpool
win the League in their home stadium with bands for

(26:18):
the first time in thirty odd years. They beat Tottenham
and I was very close to a lot of flares.
It's awesome seeing it on the TV, but when there's
a flare like a meter away from your head, it hurts.
It hurts to breathe. Oh, because of the smoke. Yeah,
the smoke like you breathe it, like you put your
shirt over your mouth. But it's like it's just like
smoking seven cigarettes. At the same time, it looks really cool.

(26:41):
It looks cool. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Did you
have the worst birthday ever? Because David Attenborough, congratulations one
hundred years old today. Good on you. David.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Behold the creature whose face seems to have lost a
nargument with evolution. It's comically oversized nose, resembling a defeated balloon.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
He's not talking about me, but yeah, obviously David Attenborough,
friend of the show. He does all of our openers
and production right, Like if you say Bernard Liam suburbs
of Golden Grove.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Here in the northern suburbs of Paddle Lead.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's him. That's the real guy.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Real guy definitely wasn't a paid voice actor, so yeah,
appreciate him for that.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
But how do we reward this icon that I think
the world can universally say that we all we all
love that bro. Like he's just he's never never put
a foot wrong, and you know, cares for the earth,
the environment. We have named a parasitic wasp after him
that eats its own host sick. So I'm sure he's

(27:50):
stoked about it. After all those year he's been making
documentaries for like eighty five years. Think about all the
cool animals you could be named after. And we've given
him a wasp that eats its own host like and
he's too nice to say it, but he's furious. He
is absolutely serious. So we want to know, did you

(28:10):
have the worst birthday ever? Thirteen one oh six five?
I had the worst eighteenth ever because I almost died.
Do you remember that I was at your eighteenth I
don't no. I almost died with you, you because you
were driving me to my house. Now your birthday, it
was my birthday was and he was not paying attention
and we were turning near the Macas there on Golden Grove.
We're turning onto Atlanta's Strive from the Golden Way and

(28:32):
a car just had to hit the skids because it
wasn't a green arrowes break. Oh there was horns there.
Oh my god, I could have that dying on my
eighteenth birthday because Ben Harvey was a who. You could
have fit a B double through that gap, mate, not
at all. You just my life flashed my short life

(28:53):
flashed before my eyes. But here we are still kicking,
almost thirty and haven't haven't had any incidents yet? Not yet?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, have you Have you had any bad birthdays or
have they've all been well, you didn't really celebrate your birthday.
I don't even think you would remember your birthday, not really, No,
they're all. If anything, I think you would have a
bad birthday if people remembered it was your birthday, texting
and calling me alone.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
If you have had a birthday that you cannot forget
for the wrong reasons, if you had a bad birthday
thirteen one oh six five. We want to know on
thirteen one oh six five, the worst birthday ever? Because
David Attenbra's term one hundred today and to honor him,
they have named him after a parasitic wasp.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, that eats its own host. See. Thanks, Kylie, you're
in freeling. This is your twelfth birthday? Why was it
the worst birthday ever? All right?

Speaker 8 (29:45):
I have to set the mood because I know on
reflection it sounds terrible. Sorry, I'll twelve years old. Party
shoes on PARTI hat birthday food. All ready to go,
We turn on the radio, ready to dance and we're
here Princess Dastar. Oh that's a ruin.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, okay, that's it. It's hard to get a wiggle
on after lady dies.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
Terrible.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, that's really in the mood. Then that will kill it.
No more musical chairs, no goods. Oh well, that stinks, Hayley.
You're in blake View nineteenth birthday worst ever?

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Why well, my friends had planned a really nice night
out in town for me, and things had started off perfect,
but then throughout the day I actually developed conjunct dividers
working in childcare at the time, and yeah, unfortunately, by
the time we got out to town, my eyes.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Were just almost stuck together, and.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
They were just they looked red.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
They looked like I was on something, and I just
couldn't stop as if if you've had to.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
Come of conjunct divide us, it's it's pretty disgusting. And
I was getting some pretty weird looks from people. None
of my friends really wanted to touch me or come
near me because they didn't want to catch it. And yeah,
it ended up later that evening with a bit of
a trip to emergency because my eyes were so horrifically gunky.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh yeah, I love that, the idea of a bouncer
being like, are you taking anything tonight? You're it's just
conjunk dividers. I've got gunky eyes. That happen sometimes. M
you're in semaphore, not your twenty first, that's when you
want to have the best birthday ever, I know. But yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
So it was my twenty first and I was at
Uni and everyone was working, so I was already feeling
a little.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Bit, you know, shitty as it is, being my twenty first, and.

Speaker 8 (31:33):
I received a snapchat.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
From my boyfriend at the time, so it got me excited.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Thinking maybe it was my birthday present.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
But I opened it and it was actually a video
of him with.

Speaker 11 (31:43):
Another woman that yeah, he was meant to send to
his friends.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
And I, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
So it was horrible.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Yeah, I spent the whole day crime.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh man, did he try and claim as now it's
just a funny filter, you know how sometimes people are like.

Speaker 9 (31:59):
Yes, no, nah, yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
It was horrible. He'd been cheating on me for a
while apparently.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Look, I mean, maybe this is gonna help with the
pain of that one, you know, zinc here Plmpton, Yes, well,
they've got this premiere case Barvaucher worth three hundred bucks
and that is all yours.

Speaker 11 (32:19):
M oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
We won't getting cheated.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
One, wasn't it justin good?

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Secret stain, Secret stain, secret stained.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, our secret stain. It's the most famous stain in Adelaide.
It's on an old car seat. We have it here
in the studio if you would like to see it
with your own eyes. The ben and Lab Socials is
where you can head its pin to the top. This
is all thanks to Automasters.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
You can see any repairs required on your car with
autocam video reporting from Automaster's service and repair centers for
Automasters on one three hundred Automasters. Grace englenelg joins us.
Now how you doing, Grace?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right, so you've seen the stain I have?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, I think I've got a good guess.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Okay, all right, what is your guess for our secret stain?

Speaker 12 (33:11):
Okay, I'm doing this for you, Lamb, because I know
you love buttered chicken, So I'm getting buttered chicken.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Who you are, white boy? You know the way of
my heart? Grace? Oh God, I love a butter chicken.
You too love a butter of chicken, cheesy garlic, garlic, man,
Oh god, I think I might have one tonight now
now that you mention it. You never get the coconut rice.
You do always go playing rice. No, don't mess with
the taste of the butter chicken. I say, too much,

(33:38):
too much going on you on those mild tomato flavors
have really come through a big time. Keep it real simple,
a grace, yes, but it's not right. No, you know,
look buttered chicken eat you though the sta it's a
bit dark.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Sometimes you get it a little bit watery.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
So I was like, oh, maybe you've tried to clean
it off.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
But no, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, And look what I will say, and maybe this
is wild, but I would say some of the stain
has been wiped off. There was an effort to wipe
oh yeah, if you know what I mean. Like, I
think a lot of people think it's like, oh, it
must just be a full liquid that seeped in, because
the other one had more like when it was bubble
there was like extra bits on it. But Ben and
I we did we wiped off the substance after Yeah, yeah, Grace.

(34:26):
What I will say is you're definitely thinking about it
the right way. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I like where
your heads at, Kylie in Gaula. If you can tell
us what it is, you win ten thousand dollars. Have
you heard the previous guesses? Yes, I have right, and
you're pretty sure you know what it is. Eh.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
After this morning's chests, it's going to change it from
what I previously saw, but I'm sticking with what I'm
got in my mind.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay, all right, Kylie, Well, whenever you're ready, please give
us your guess for our secret stain worth ten thousand
dollars or thanks to Auto Masters sauce wet sauce. I
can see why you have said that.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
The question is is it right or not? Do you
like to use oyster sauce and you're cooking?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Nah? I got my daughter to do some searching for
me truck.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Because you don't use oyster sauce.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Are you gonna split the cash with your daughter for
doing all this heavy lifting? If you even okay, maybe
you just give her one hundred bucks. I think should
be pretty yeah. Maybe, yeah, I reckon all right. Well, look,
I appreciate that you've done some research, but unfortunately, Kylie,
it's not right. We can out oyster sauce. But now
the list gets smaller and smaller. If you want to

(35:36):
hear all the previous guesses, you can check out the
Ben and Lamb podcast wherever you listen to your pods.
Easiest way to do it's probably click the link in
our socials will take you right there.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Ye back to having more guesses on Monday morning. Your
first chance, he's at eight a m.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
On Kiss the Friday, may try up the Friday Meat Tray, Leon.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I give it to our favorite caller of the week
and this week massive shout out to Elder Meat Store
in glen Gowrie. They have provided these quality cuts. They
got succulent steaks, chaslets, minie roasts and more to please
the whole family. And this weekend get down there and
get yourself.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
A big old Sitzell got everything Elder Glen Gowrie got.
I love those guys. Hey, look, we do have a
favorite caller that we're going to get too very shortly,
but there were so many good ones to choose from
this week, so sometimes we like to highlight a runner up.
I loved Kylie's story about what her daughter accidentally did

(36:40):
to her when she was at the pool. This is
a close second.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
I was at a local swimming pool, but fasting for
the toilet dragged her out of the toilet. She was
very unhappy. The nearest toilet was a disabled toilet and I.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Was wearing a one piece.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Guys, take all.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
The way off.

Speaker 11 (36:54):
She's the toilet and she decided she was.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Going back to the pool, so she opened.

Speaker 11 (36:59):
The door on me and exposed me to the whole.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
And this guy just.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Looked at my Nicki Minash and he looked at me
and he said sorry and quickly shut the door for me.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
These Nicki Minaj what a great line. But our favorite
this week was when we were talking marketplace horror stories
and we got this incredible call from Sarah and Campbelltown.

Speaker 11 (37:27):
There was sawing a coat on Facebook Marketplace and I
met up with a girl at Nord.

Speaker 8 (37:32):
She has to try it on.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I was like, yeah, no worries, and she tries on
and she goes, I'm not sure about this one, but
I've got a couple of others in mind.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
Can you give me your opinion? Anyway, she made me
go with her at all.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
The shops on the parade.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
And she ended up buying one from Sports Girl.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
I was kind of shock. So I went with her
and I was like, give you up my opinion.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yes, she ordered a friend. I think so. And then so, Sarah,
you just took that home with you and then did
you guys keep in touch?

Speaker 11 (38:01):
She actually did message me from from.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
The face of.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Oh Man.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
I left it at that. I ended that very quick French.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
That's crazy story, Sarah. Congratulations, you went up Friday. Your
old mate didn't hear it on the radio and message
it again?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Did she?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
No, she hasn't. She hasn't.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I'm sure she's keeping warming and you into coat.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
From last year.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Well, maybe you can fine her around your house for
a barbecue.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
This thing is packed full of me.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Congratulations, Sarah, that is all yours. Ah, thank you, You're
very welcome. We're going to shoot it to you now
in Campbelltown. Are you ready to catch it?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I'm ready to catch it? All right, here we go
speak sure you don't drop it when it lands? Okay, Ah, perfect.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
Came straight through my car, wind into my life. Ready
for me to cook over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, coordin, it's right, the time was perfect, excellent. We'll
call any time, Sarah. We appreciate you. And that's the
end of the podcast. The last of the week, we're
here with Locke, who, of course in the interim when
we're off in between Nova and Kiss did a podcast
of all the favorite moments. Thank you so much for

(39:24):
doing that, man, I really appreciate that. So someone stepping
up and showing the initiative, No, that's right.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Definitely Jender as well. I need to give him as
much of a shout out as me. So we did two.
This first one was just a team member of the week,
so Jender put together all the stats so that he
did an amazing job. And then the second one was
the brown Low of Bamdlin the balls who went through
all the bits over the last few years, and again
Jender put together all the sound bites and things that

(39:53):
made that so amazing as well.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
As it was genuinely heartwarming to see, like in our absence,
because when all the mandatory stuff happened, we genuinely couldn't
be seen or actually worked for the competitors. So like
the pods, world was still active in our absence, and
I saw the pods going up and I saw people
like posting questions, but Lem and I genuinely had to

(40:16):
just ghost all of it, like just we couldn't touch.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's just like a little bit of a thing. It's
like you didn't want to poke the bear. Like everyone
was very serious and you know, there was money on
the line and that sort of stuff, and it's just
kind of like, oh, it's not worth you know, cooking
it or yeah, you know, getting into any trouble.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
So what I would say is that that I did
find it heartwarming to see that in our absence, the
pod squad was still ticking and like honestly to the
point where some people went above and beyond to record
their own podcast, like yourself. That it was so nice
to see that this community we had built continued to
It always felt like the parents had gone around holiday
and the kids kept the house going.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It was like we got home from a long shift
and the kids had made dinner.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Yeah, absolutely, that's what it felt like.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
That's not nice. It's not normally the kids job. So
you didn't have to do that, but you did. And
I know Bell also came on for a bit of
the pod as well, and I know you did reach
out to us, and I think we did say hey,
thanks but no thanks, but well we couldn't.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
We actually couldn't leaves it. There was there was money
being withheld that we had to just we had to
do the right thing.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, yeah, now and then it's also kind of sweet
how you've I suppose you've chummed it up with gender
and your mutual interest is just listening to this podcast,
do you guys?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I'm actually coming to Adelaide in US six weeks or so.
We're both Adelaide fans. We're both going to go to
a footy game separately, but we're going to catch up
for a peer.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Are you going to come to the Magnet launch party potentially?

Speaker 5 (41:40):
So obviously that's probably a different weekend, So I need
to try and work a way to keep in two
weekends off.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Because you've got twins right, yeah, correct, yeah, yeah, twin girls.
Can we know we know, we know our listeners.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well here can we sync up the Magnet launch part
with like an Adelaide home game?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah? When you what are your dates? Man? What do
you so?

Speaker 5 (42:05):
I'm coming on the twentieth of June, which is yeah,
a few weeks after you've penciled in. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Well, no, that's not so you potentially do the nineteenth?

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Hang on, hang on?

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Didn't we say we want to do on the fifth
of June.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, but we could potentially do the nineteenth of June
potentially with that Friday night work the nineteenth.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
It would for me, but I don't want to change
everyone's plan.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Well, I'm going to be up early to watch US
versus Australia the next morning, which but that's fine. That's
what I could do the nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
We also just I'm happy to do the nineteenth as well.
But the Crows are playing Geelong at Adelaide Oval on
the fourth of June Thursday. Could you get Friday off?
Come over on Thursday, watch Adelaide Crows, then come to
the Potsiclord party on the Friday night.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Potentially, I've already got the flight's accommodation for that time.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Okay, okay, still gotcha, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Possible, but would have less less certain.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I guess we can do the twentieth. My only warrior
is nineteenth. Sorry, sorry, we can do the nineteenth. The
only warrior is that's that's one, two, three, four, five,
six weeks of build up for the for the Nagget
launch party.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
You know, don't change it for me, It's not a
huge issue.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well, I don't think anyone's actually made any plans yet.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
That's lock in days. This is kind of the whole
point of it. I guess we talk about it, we
find out what date works, and.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
We're away the following week. I don't know. Yeah, I
know we've had most of the start of the year off,
but the following week we are going to have two
weeks off because I am going to the remaining World
Cup games and I'll be in Vietnam and Cambodia.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yes, Bell, would you rather have more time, like more
of a run up for this pod squad Nagget launch Party?

Speaker 12 (43:53):
I mean planning wise, Yeah, but then does it just
get too long in the tooth and a bit boring
after a while?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Everyone don't have to talk about it every day.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Yeah, it's kind of this thing. We know we're going
to do it before we go on holidays.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
It's kind of like a nice it's pretty much, I
would say it's Yeah, we've done twelve weeks of the
show and it's kind of like a little bit of
a podcast. Well, who middle of the year party. It's actually,
to be honest, it's basically I would say it's almost
the exact same day as when the platter off was
years before. I reckon if you yeah, if you go

(44:25):
back and find the date of the platter off, I
can do it right now.

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Well, Stony and Hall, I've tried calling them and they're
not picking up all of them, but they do have
an email address for bookings, and I have emailed that.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Can we suggest my request?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I would love to know, like when you get back,
when they get back to you. Just I want to
know roughly how much it's going to cost us, because
of course we're finding this as well.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
This isn't putting any money out for it.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
No, totally. I have asked the question, don't worry. That
was one of my first questions.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I have just put nineteenth of June in my calendar.

Speaker 12 (44:57):
Okay, and so instead of the fifth, if you you look.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
The twenty second of June twenty twenty three is when
we did the platter offf I love it. It's almost yeah,
it's almost three years to the day. Wow, three years.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
It was good. Just look at that photo there of
the platter off. That was quite a good. That was
a great gap burnout. That was quite a good.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I want to see those numbers again. I want to
see a good hefty handful of people come to this.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
There was a good strong handful of people. Everyone looks
very Melbourne in this photos.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Well, well it's just kind of happened on the fly.
We're going to lock that in a right. You can
come along because we're going to do it on the nineteenth.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
And that's amazing enough to change one flight, but a
lot of these and then getting a second weekend.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
So when when's the Crows game? Is at the Saturday
or the Sunday.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
It's Saturday around one pm or something.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
So you're going to fly in on the Saturday.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I'm going to fly on Saturday morning. But okay, you've
moved it to me, so.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I'll be all right.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
FLEXI fair, Yeah me too.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I mean we could it was the jet Star special.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh I do, yeah, I can sort of. I do
have some Jetstar connections on a big rabbit.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
I've got on their twenty second birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Now, I well to come in. Now this sounds bad,
but I actually I didn't do the most. I turned
down the most recent one really just got a just
got a busy month and just didn't have didn't have
the time for it. So but I'm hoping they'll still
look after my friend Locke.

Speaker 10 (46:21):
Two truckle block with Dodo. Okay, it's just a ny name.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
He's got to pay for his mingle spice.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Somehow, I think he's fine.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
Who someone brought up mingle spice on air?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
They did no no in was on air because in
the pod squad someone posted whereas it Adrian. Adrian posted,
you should have seen my excitement today when I came
home to tell my family we can afford to eat
like Commonwealth private customers this weekend because mingle spice was
half fries and outloaded a photo of all the mingle

(46:54):
mingle spice was lockounge.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Locke, have you ever had any mingle spice before? I haven't.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
I'm not that well well experience that the other half live.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Perhaps we could do a raffle for a mingle spice
bag on the Mingle Bunny. We could do a mingle
spy if someone.

Speaker 12 (47:11):
On air came on to guess the secret stain and
they said, oh, I listened to the podcast and you
guys are talking about Mingle spies.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
We should you know what, and this is just this
is more of like a chat we should have with
the sales team. We should get mingles or mingles sorry,
not mingless, just mingle. We should mingle to sponsor like
a segment and it involves and maybe they can sponsor
the party because we're all mingling. Oh so a mingling
thanks to Mingle.

Speaker 10 (47:35):
I was thinking spicy segment, Mingle spice.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Well, they also do sauces, you see. So I've got
the Mingos barbecue sauce, I got the Mingles tomato sauce.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I wonder if we could get Lara Bingle to be involved,
and we should change the name to Lara Mingles.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
We all get shingles.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
They do a sweet and sour sauce. You should honestly
get yourself around the the everything okay, well or the
Japanese dressing from Mingles. So they also do dressings. They
do everything, mate, Australia, sounds like you have I don't
have a thing. It was well, have you ever seen
me post about mingle?

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Yeah, but maybe you've got a new angle now where
it's yeah, I can slip it in.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
My worth is in my posts. I don't. I don't
have any like me. Just I don't have Aura. I
don't mentioned mingles and sales go up. You're not slipping
in the back end. Do you think I've got a
cash in hand job for mingle?

Speaker 9 (48:34):
Have you?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Guys?

Speaker 12 (48:35):
I was kind of doing a few things before. But
have you talked about the shoes here yet?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, Locky wasn't a fan of a clock.

Speaker 12 (48:44):
I just wanted to bring up the fact that this morning, Ben,
I don't know if you were aware, but at like
five am, Liam just he took it. He took the
front foot and he came round to my desk and said,
I'm just showing you my shoes now before you.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Give me shits.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Just I was like, get a good look at them.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
There you go, have fun, all right, bye, got it
out of the system.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
It's so funny like this particular group, like I would
if I wore these with my friends, I wouldn't. I
wouldn't be No one would say anything, absolutely not like
everyone actually gives but no, if anything, like my friends
are actually quite good in that sense. We gas each
other up a lot.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
That's not like you'd be like you got friends who
wear like bubble tiers and stuff though, so it's like
an eclectic outfit.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
True.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, that's just one particular friend, Rohnie. He does wear
grills and bowl the tire sometimes. You's know what I mean?
Like that's like reals, he got grills.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
What the hell can do that?

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Like a.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
So what you're gonna say? Bill? What are you? What
are you talking about? I don't know? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah? He got he so you you you? They send
you out the molds, you bite into it and then
you send it off and then they send you back.

Speaker 10 (49:54):
Does he wear them ironically, Nah, it's.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Kind of like a fun it's only for special occasions.
My party is if you.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
Were out in the town and you saw Liam and
his group of mates.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I've got a photo really drunk in Melbourne after Oasis
wearing Rowans girls. Okay, do you ember burned through some
business because there's a lot of pods squalls the business. Yeah,
And I feel free to you know, you can chop
in any point as well.

Speaker 10 (50:16):
I also want to touch on your data stuff too. Yeah,
a deep cut.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I feel like it's a little bit hard to explain it.
It was very funny behind the scenes, but it's hard
to explain, I'll do my best. So all Data is
a program where whenever in radio you do a credits
which is where you basically mention the company. So for
Liam does Mingle, for example, he'd kick the.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Box because he's got the money from Mingle, I don't.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
And so basically anytime drink or it's not in your
data during the live radio show Mingle in my back door.
The way it's worked for the last thirteen years at
least since Bell has been on board. Anyway, indivitrial j
be fair commercial radio. Bell would give us the credit
sheet and it has all the credits and what are
you going to say?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
And who the clients are?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Et cetera, et cetera. Bell works really hard. She's the
only producer here. So we were like, you know what,
I can probably actually just do this myself. So I
said to Belle, I was like, hey, why don'd I
do it? Why don't I instead of you having to
listen to every single credit mention and tick a box,
why didn't I just do that?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Seems like a lot. When you're doing all the call
I'm the one sing.

Speaker 12 (51:16):
Them because I would be on the phone whatever. And
then I wasn't even hearing the show a lot of
the time. So then Ben would be like, I just
did this, or I Dad, I'd be like, oh okay,
So I.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Said, why didn't I just do it? I'll just tick
the thing. You show me what the program is, and
I'll just do it. And so they made me a
log in for this website called all Data. AU data
is how it's spelled, and it's a great website. Actually
works really smoothly, and it's kind of cool because all
the credits on the piece of paper are actually on
the computer screen.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
And now whenever I.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Say brought to you by ricka coffee or brought to
you by Yui or whatever, I'll just tick the box.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
It's done.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Liam said, I guess because he was feeling jovial. He said, oh,
you know, I can do it too. I can also
do that'll help.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Out classic Ben does something and Liam says, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Too, well, Liam said, Liam said, and I quote, I
just sit here, so I might as well do something.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm happy to take a job off to here.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Bell was producing I'm doing all the buttons and segging
up the songs. So Lean was like, I think Liam
saw an opportunity to be like.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Oh, that's my thing. I can do the credits.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
And so this morning was the first time Liam got
a log in and he logged in and it was
like cool, fresh start.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Liam's the credit guy. Now he's going to take the boxes.
It was my big day. But he missed every single shot,
every chime I said it. He lost in. You know,
I'm locked in. I'm entertaining the masses radio. I don't
really have time to the keristats hair treatment, the radio
break and finish. Immediately the marks go off and lim
w were go on his phone with his tongue his
mouth fat, look at content. They're hunting, hunting for things

(52:44):
to talk about. One point, looking for tiktoks to play
in my famous segments on the radio.

Speaker 12 (52:50):
Ben did a Yewie credit and we both looked at
each other. We waited for you to like chick the
box because they break it and gone into a pre wreck.
And then I came in and said, Liam, you haven't
done it, and he said, well, I had to say
a specific line.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I did. I had to, you know, there was a
specific thing I had to say that I was focusing on.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Also, there was one moment which play My favorite moment
off air from the show, which is when Liam by
about Because the show goes for four hours total, three
proper live hours, and so about two and a half
hours into the show, I think Liam started to finally
grasp the concept of how the website work, and he
was trying to click the credit button before I could
click it, and we're in the middle of a live

(53:31):
radio break. I think maybe it was meat Tray or
something like that, and I had to kick the credit
box for the Friday Meat Tray.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
And as I was saying, I saw his eyes.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Go to his computer screen because he was about to
click it, and I clicked it first, and he was
so angry that I beat him to it, and then
we proceeded just to give each other the finger the
whole break whilst doing the radio breaks.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
When you hear flipping each other the bird the full
time we were doing so.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You would have already heard it by this point, but
when you listen to the Friday and Meat Tray, just
know that the whole time Liam and I are giving
each other the bird.

Speaker 12 (53:58):
Strong behind the scenes love. If Michael could get that
footage and I put it in the pod squad, Yeah,
because you can see Leo being like, this is my
moment and it goes and then you see it.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
You can see.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
To be honest, you said flip each other bird I
don't think I flipped through the bird back. I was
just like, yeah, you were frustrated, and I was waving
my hands around like I was on fire.

Speaker 10 (54:17):
So funny.

Speaker 12 (54:18):
And you know what, people in the car listening to
the radio would have no idea childish, childish chaos that's
going on behind the scenes.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Well, I mean I don't.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I haven't done it here so much because call has
genuinely been very on point. But I will often pretend
to shoot callers when they're when they're very poor, as
in like they just they don't when they're mucking around
the radios turned up in the background's a bad phone line,
they're clearly not like a fan of the show, and
they're just kind of like a like a lockie. They're
clearly ruining the radio break. That's when I will pretend

(54:50):
to shoot them. So that's me basically saying like you
need to be you need to get out of here, shoot.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
The screen and then reload the gun and keep the
shooting this And if they're really about to get the
bazooka out.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
I did just remember a moment. Luckie might remember this too.
This is remind me of it.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
Do you remember it? Nova?

Speaker 12 (55:05):
When was it Andy that put up the He changed
the screen in the studio mid break and then you
guys on air started talking about what had happened, and
you were like, oh, the screen in here because you
started losing it and it was like eight.

Speaker 10 (55:20):
Thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
What screen? What did you change?

Speaker 10 (55:22):
Put remember the screen? He put the photo up.

Speaker 12 (55:25):
Of the photo don't talk about right, and while you're
on air, and then you both lost it.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Well, and I think, yeah, producers pissing around. You're like,
we're trying to do a live radio shown and people
putting up on the screen personal photo.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Shouldn't be on radio screen.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Like that.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
He's talking about it on air, like, look at what
we're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Yes, hey, can I try and get through some of
the pots called?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Sorry? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (55:55):
Yeah, yeah? Sorry? Lucky Are you good?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I'm good, Yeah, I'm you don't have to duck to
work or anything, and you're chilling.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
I'm just hiding in a meeting room at the moment.
Hopefully no one sees that I'm on the phone.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Okay, if you need to go, mate, you can just
hang up. Otherwise, feel free to hang there and yeah listen,
but and jump in if you want. I understand that's
hard when you're on the phone because you're a little
bit delayed. All right, there's some potsquad posting you to
get to Ben has posted it said I heard it's
going to be party bags at this house wing party.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I cannot wait. There is not. I just want to
be explicitly clear that you will not get a party
bag if you attend be in Liam's big house warming
at the Hotel Panorama. I just worry people are gonna
be let down with no party bag. I'm trying to get.
I'm trying to get a fire tweller today. That's mustly
fired twell. I mean I'm spending like the next eight

(56:43):
hours today like locking all this stuff in. They get
no help from anyone. We're not taking credits. So yeah,
well I'm doing all this other stuff. I do the
podcast document, I have to plan the party.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
If Catherine can help you from Foray, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
Why are we just getting here Adelaide or Melbourne based?

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I don't feel like talking about my finances with you
guys every time we do this podcast. Leave me my
spice and my private business alone. Okay.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Matt as A posted in the pod Squad said, growing
to love the new simple feed with the OAP and
pod in one.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Hmm.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
It's good to get some positive feedback from.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
There to hear that. Now Arvin has gone back and
fixed up the Wikipedia limb wonderful, thank you. He's also
added in all the things we asked him to add, right, so,
because I think, yeah, initially in the Wikipedia I think
it still said it was Ben limanbell on over one hundred,
which you know that's not been the case for a while. Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I don't want to go in and read all that
because it's quite wordy, but he has. He has done
a great job with that. So Arvin, thank you very
much for your hard work on the Wikipedia page and
anything you can give me or no, it's just everything
we said he's fixed up. He's fixed up the subway
subdog stuff, and he's added in the stuff about the haircut.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I believe, all unnecessary stuff. So but that for me.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
If you want to go see that, just just search
Liam Sapleton Wikipedia and you can read it yourself. Last
one though, that I want to read out is Nathan
Novak has also This was after the Wikipedia chat. He's
going a step further. I believe it's a probably photoshop,
but he's got onto your manager's website LAMB, which is
also my manager. We share the same manager. But he's

(58:20):
got onto WSM's website, right, and you know we've both
got like we've got profiles on there. Yeah, so I
guess if you're just flicking through the who they've got,
who you got? Yeah, and then you go to Liam
Stapleton again, I believe it's fur Shop because it's your
actual photo on the actual website.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
You can't tell his photoshop though, but he's got on there.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Leave.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Stapleton is a radio presenter end comedian born in Breton, Adelaide,
South Australia, known for his red genital condition of youurethal duplication,
which he colloquially terms as a double barage shotgun. You
can guarantee he will bring a laugh to any Q
and A or public speaking event because obviously this is
where people go to book. You don't let the fact

(59:00):
that he went to Kumon stop. You're hiring him to
your next event, as he has since come to enjoy
the final things in life, whether that's day to day
spent indulging in caveat and secuitary boards, his deep knowledge
of the law of Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
and Harry Potter, his love of exotic upper middle class
mingle spices, or another funny pastime of conservation conversations with Catherine.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
From Commonwealth Private.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Hire Liam for your event today and you won't regret it.
As he also comes armed with a plethora of impressions
such as snape borat, Donald Trump, Liam Gallagher, Shrek, just
to name a few. He cites his inspiration coming from
seeing his co host Bell perform her Now Family infamously
and wildly regarded unspoken of the industry accents performance.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
It's not true.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
It's such a deep.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Such a deep cut, and the comments is like love it.

Speaker 12 (59:57):
And the special shout out also deep cut for to
Arvin for his meme that he just posted this morning,
which is po V you serve Liam for his daily
snuff refill which we haven't touched on the snuffs in
a while, but it's who's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
That, yu gi oh, I haven't said it. I can't
say the meme is that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Who is that?

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:00:15):
Right with a with like a platinum card buying his snuff. Anyway,
there's a lot going on in the squad. Oh and
also who posted the double barrel straw.

Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
At the movie?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Oh? That was that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
He was at the cinema Lamb and he put two
straws in his beverage and he said, I stand with Liam.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
It's not it's funny. I've realized that the power dynamics
have shifted. When it was the three of us, if
Belle was the punching bag, but now that she's in
the producer booth, I'm the punching bag. This is the
case for many a year that I forgot I come
in and just moonlight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's too easy, like it's just there,
you know what I mean, Like the the mingle it's Catherine.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Yeah, and it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
We gotta stop actually naming it once again. This is
a real person in my life that doesn't have.

Speaker 12 (01:01:11):
A public profile online. Surely or are they that secretive that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
They live in a cave and they only contact you.
It's not a cave, it's more like a marble room.

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
It's like an underground palace.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, it's you know, it's Thunderbirds and they have it's
like a secret Yeah, secret boardroom, secret boardroom for the elite.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I was more thinking, did you ever watch Dexter?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
No, we've got a couple of the rules list is
getting longer. But we don't talk about dreams. We don't
talk about on air stuff during the podcast. Oh okay,
that's a big one for you, Bell. And why don't
we add another another golden rule?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
We don't. We don't name Liam's private banker. Yeah, you
can just refer to them, but private, don't under her
name or their names. Well, lean will skip it gender neutral.
We'll just keep it okay, Otherwise Liam will lose his
mind if someone says, well, I don't want to be

(01:02:13):
I don't want to be left. You know, I don't
want to be kicked out of the club. You know,
it takes years to get into this cold to turn
on you. They're powerful people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Also, I know there was chat we have time to
do it today, but there was chat doing the Sloppy
Saturday's podcast Classic.

Speaker 10 (01:02:30):
I knew this would come.

Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
I want to do a podcast on Saturdays come Friday
for I'm moving this week. There'll be someone else next weekend,
and then someone else. I forgot to say, we got
the magnets, got them?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yes, can we do a Magnet reveal?

Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
Do you want to see them?

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Want to do a Monday Magnet reveal?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
It's still a Monday Magnet review. And obviously you can't
get them until the launch party.

Speaker 10 (01:02:53):
Well can I just note here?

Speaker 12 (01:02:55):
Yeah, the box was left open with all the magnets everywhere,
just out the front.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
In the front, I thought it was where my phone
stopped working. Obviously the Yeah, that was weird. The magnet
pool I don't even know it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
But also it was just like a free for all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I was like, whoaoa whoa lock that down? I know, no.

Speaker 10 (01:03:16):
Open box with the magnets just split out everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Any anyone could just come and have any Tom Dick
or Harry.

Speaker 10 (01:03:22):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
That wasn't in context to no, he can say the
name Catherine.

Speaker 12 (01:03:29):
He said all men's name, so I was just thinking
the first woman name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, totally fair. I told you if if you come
to my house for dinner, I'm making a separate dish
with you without mingle spice. It'll be plain old masterfoos.
I won't be eating food.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
I'll be riding up and down the ole that in
a private home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
This is crazy, my god. No, well, if you must know,
I'm moving out as well because not enough lifts. Moving
to a house to escalator.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
But no, lock the magnets down. Yeah, no, will get that,
get down to lock and key. The launch party. The
day has now moved, has given everyone plenty of time
to organize themselves. It's going to be on a Friday night,
the nineteenth of June.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yes, all right, they will let you go. Anything else
you want to add, No, no, that's all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
The only question I had, obviously, is said at the
start of the pod, lockey from Stainsbury has put me
in the system.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Salisbury is a suburb in Southustralia, and I did yeah.
For eagle eared listeners, they would have caught that because yeah,
when we said, I said at the start, it's Lucky
from Salisbury. But yes, obviously Bells put you on because
you've been a called.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
Yeah, remember Lucky, I had you on. I can't know
what I had you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
On now, been a couple of times if no one calls, well,
we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Come on, we don't do that.

Speaker 12 (01:04:56):
And you see everything me going hi, who's who's awake?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Also saying Sainsbury really made you sound Victorian. They're lucky
instead of Subrey Salisbury. It's actually not too far away
from where I grew up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
There you go, it's where Landing Community Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah, it's actually where I started at pb A FM
eighty nine point seven.

Speaker 10 (01:05:16):
Does it still exists?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yeah? Does? Yeah? You suhul to do jibbijb Radio for
thirty Fridays in between the Cajun Cooking Show and death
Metal death Metal Show. So yeah, that's where it all started.

Speaker 10 (01:05:26):
Nice. Well yeah, no, that was leftover.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Started with the Muster foods. Now we're here, come a
mingle season. Now we're here the whole team eating no
nasty mingo. Not going to say her name, but she's
from coming with Prova. Now we're here private banking with.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Me out of it all right, So you're like you
made all the best.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, bless you all right, wonderful, well enjoying me. Thank
you Bell, Thank you for that, Thank you Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
No Bell was going you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I think we cover most of it. I think we
covered most of it, really.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I think the main thing is just looking forward. I'm
excited to start planning the Magnet launch party and Monday
we will do a live podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Reveal of the Magnetie we'll see.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
How strong they are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
M Yeah, I think we'll just keep trying to get
onto the Estonian House as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
You'll get a quote how much that costs, because of
course we are we are going to pay for this,
so anything we do we'll be out of our pocket,
which is fine. But I just want to know, like
what to hire a hall for the night. I'm a sure,
well says five hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I suppose Bell's not speaking Estonian when she's making these calls,
so she probably needs to learn some stony Estonian dialect
to get through to the Estonian Hall to get a
good price at least, because I'd be like, oh, well
you're Estonian, Well that's it. Yeah, wouldn't mine going to
a Stonia. I couldn't point on a map. It's is

(01:07:00):
it like Eastern? Is it Middle European? Yeah? So if
you were in so, I've been to Helsinki. So if
you went down from Helsinki, so Scandinavia, you went down.
I think the top is it's a city called Talonan,
which is count in Estonia. What's countries are near? Give

(01:07:21):
me another country that I don't know. Well, it's near Finland, Okay,
it just higher up. It was like it was more
down near, like India. Nah. So it's like it's there
we go, I'll get a map up here. So it's
like near. It's like Belarus, Russia, Lithuania, Latvia. Okay, in Estonia.
That's a real gray air of my knowledge those places. Yeah,
so if you you know what, so you know England

(01:07:44):
is yeah, and you go across the ditch and you've
obviously got you've got France, You've got Belgium, Netherlands, and
if you kept going across, you'd have Germany.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Then if you go down from there, would you get
to Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
From Estonia or from Germany? From Germany? Now you've got Switzerland. Yeah.
But Stonia talent is the it's where you know, what's
that show, what's that show called the Mule, No, the
the Jackal? Yep, you know when he the Jackal goes
into that theater because the guy's doing the speech, that's

(01:08:17):
in talent. There's a Stonia. So like, how come it's
very cool in European and you're oldie and that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah,
apparently it's awesome. Should be getting season two of The
Jackals soon, Yeah, true, Jackal grad show. Eddie Redmond, Yep, yep, buddy,
Hell he's good, isn't he? Are you watching The Boys?

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
I fell off after season two and a bit. Do
you gotta get back on? Because the final seasons on
At the minute, there's only two episodes left to go,
and I just don't have time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Like with kids, we watch every probably second day, we
watch half an episode of Grand Signs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Well why not watch half an episode of the Boys
every second day because.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
You just don't have a mental capacity to watch a
show like that. I feel like you have to watch
something that it's just so easy to watch, you know,
to be fairy storylines. It's just a house getting built.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
If Freddie walked in on New watching Grand Designs, not
gonna f him up for life. If he walked in
on you watching The Boys. Yeah. Seth Rogan was in
the spoilers, but Seth Rogan was in the most recent one.
He got exploded, Yeah, he got exploded, yes, superhero. No,
he was like a character, yeah, he was like he
was himself, he was playing himself.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
We always put Freddy to bed. But tonight, I was
thinking for the first time because Porter playing the Bulldogs
Friday Night footy, I was thinking, it's the last night
in the house. Run At the moment, I was thinking,
I'm gonna light the fire because it got a little
pot belly, and I light the fire, put the footy on,
and I thought, I'm gonna let him watch the footy
with me until he falls asleep on the couch. For
that'd be nice, pretty cool, because I was put him
into bed and he was like, my bedtime, and then

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we watch a bit of TV or whatever, and then
he always comes out, He's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Like, what do you doing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
I'm like, go to bed, bit of Friday night Friday
Night footage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
But mate, just you sit on here next to dad
when I watch footy. If you fall asleep whatever, I'll.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Be curious to know how long he can go before
he falls asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, and I'll carry him into his bedroom. That's nice,
that's nice. There was also a scene in The Boys
Last Night where they go into a retirement home and
then one of the old guys uses his nuts ac
as nunchucks, like as a kind of not maybe not nunchucks,
you know, what's that thing that they use in Mortal Kombat. Oh? Yeah,

(01:10:15):
it's on a chain and they can kick it and
use that leg to Yeah, using his nuts. Is that
basically a thing like that here? It's called Yeah, ask
chat chip. Is it Freezer he uses it? Or Freezer's
dragon ball z? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Sorry, yeah, because a scorpion.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I think you mean sub zero sub zero?

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Yeah, sub zero.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
As you're talking about, Uh, what can I help you
with today?

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
I want to know what the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Martial arts weapons called where it's like a little thing
on the end of a chain and they can kick
it around stuff, and it's we believe it's the weapon
used in Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 14 (01:10:55):
Ah, you're thinking of the nunchuck who. It's a traditional
martial arts weapon consisting of two star connected by a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Chain or rope.

Speaker 14 (01:11:01):
It's often used for striking, blocking, and even spinning minute.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
No, that's the nun chucks. Maybe traditionally, maybe it's the
nun chuck who.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
But it's the one where it's just one chain and
there's something on the end of the chain and they
can you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 14 (01:11:15):
Ah, I see what you're getting at. You're probably thinking
of the kusari gama. It's a traditional Japanese weapon with
a sickle or karma on one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah, the gama. Yeah, that's the one, the kusari gama. Yeah,
so he uses his ballsack as a kar gama. Yeah,
it's awesome. There's also another guy in another I mean,
I know this is sounding very same same. Now there's
also a guy and he's superpowers. He has just a
massive pens and he beats people up with it like

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a bat. Yeah that's wild.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Isn't a wild as well?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
That we wild?

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
We live in a day and age now where I
can wonder what that is. I can get my phone
out and within ten seconds it's like, oh yeah, it's
a kusarigama. Thanks Chaddy Gama.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Wild. It would be pretty cool. I think that would
be one of the coolest things to be good at
the kusai gama. Yeah. If you mastered the kusaari garma
and you see your friends came around you check this out.
By the way, I just picked up kor garma and like,
what's that you kicking that thing around because it could
go wrong so quick.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Oh yeah, I've always thought it'd be cool. And I
had to play piano and you know, you like at
shopping centers or apt at the moment, you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Just tap the keys for a bit. Yeah. Think all
the ivories. I had to keep at a piano growing up,
and it's just sat in the land room and then
you had to play it. I could do chopsticks. We
had the same thing. Weh the same thing, played a
bit of chop sticks. We also had two birds. This
is just a random memory that popped into my head.
We had two birds called Polly and Patrick, and we
didn't look after them, and their mum gave them a

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way to another lady. Birds were they budgies. Just like
if you guys aren't going to clean, you're not going
to do I do all the cleaning. Yep, you guys
do nothing for these birds. I feed them, so that's it.
We're giving them away so lady can picked them up.
I've always loved birds, but I always feel like my
uncle sells birds for a living. They would hate that,

(01:13:10):
but yeah, he does. He buys and sells exotic birds.
The rarest of the birds. There's a lady who walks
around near where I live and she's just always got
a big bird on her shoulder. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Well, at least it's getting out of the cage. Yeah, yeah, true,
because if it was like, yeah, birds like to fly, right,
and you put him in a cage.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Have you seen this thing? I think it's in one
of the Scandinavian countries where they've they've got this little
vending machine for birds. So they've trained some of the
birds to pick up cigarette butts and stuff and then
if they fly the butts back to the machine, it
gives them a little bit of seed. Yeah. Right, So
the birds are becoming like unofficial town cleaners. So they

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got little jobs. They've got little jobs, birds with jobs.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
So they birds with jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
The birds with jobs thing. That's actually good, don't you
think keeping him busy? What else are they doing?

Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
But they're getting food and they're cleaning. Yeah, that's actually
it's actually smart.

Speaker 10 (01:14:04):
And we're talking about the cage thing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I didn't buzz you in Bell to talk about birds
with jobs with Steve's I buzzed you in because you
just gave us the wrap up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Yeah, did you give us?

Speaker 12 (01:14:15):
She gave us the wrap up on the I looked
at it, Ben, and he made eye contact with me,
and as he looked at me, I just did a
little maybe we just.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
No, no, no, no, no your finger, your finger twelve,
you did the finger twelve.

Speaker 12 (01:14:27):
I'm just it's quarter past ten and me one minute,
someone needs to and we need to.

Speaker 10 (01:14:34):
I don't freaking minute. I just want to talk quickly
about like Monday show and then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yeah, well I'm sorry if you were enjoying the podcast,
all the chat about the birds of jobs at CUSI,
what is it? Gamayama. My point is we have some
people would have been enjoying that. Some people would have
been with my job now, okay, sour gamma, kusi gama,
kuzy gama. What the martial art the weapon that we

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were talking about?

Speaker 10 (01:15:04):
Well, yeah, can we just we've got things to do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, I know, and we're in it right now. We're
doing said thing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
Kusarigama, kusarigama.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
This is what I was looking for. Okay, all right,
all right, I think we've done pologies to our ninja
listeners forgetting that one

Speaker 12 (01:15:22):
Who needs sloppy Saturday if this is what you're doing
on a Friday, honestly, all right, So yeah, by us