April 18, 2026 • 30 mins
Chris & Amy discuss discovering a new “hobby” that starts innocently with bike riding and quickly turns into a full-blown personality trait. From riding borrowed bikes with half the neighbourhood kids to declaring boot season her spiritual home, Amy’s opinions are strong, detailed and completely unapologetic.
On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, the conversation jumps through lifestyle obsessions, fashion logic, modern parenting dilemmas and the realities of raising kids online. Amy dives into why festival fashion makes no sense, defends thigh-high boots when styled correctly, and unpacks the anxiety mums feel from flying with a crying baby to navigating platforms like Roblox and keeping kids safe online.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00 – Amy’s New Obsession: Biking With the Kids
02:30 – Cyclists, Footpaths & Bike Culture Chaos
04:00 – Coachella Fashion: Amy Judges the Boots
05:25 – Why Boots Deserve Respect (And Proper Styling)
07:10 – Thigh-Highs, Class vs Chaos
09:05 – Chris Accidentally Sounds Creepy
12:50 – Flying With Crying Babies & Mum Guilt
15:40 – “Are We Rich?” Kids, Money & Growing Up
19:20 – What Made You “Rich” at School
21:25 – Euphoria, Sydney Sweeney & Why Men Are Watching
24:55 – Roblox, Online Safety & Digital Parenting Fears
29:15 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up
🔗 Hosts
Amy Gerard
🌐 www.amygerard.com.au
📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page
📸 @chris_page83
Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston
📧 matheweggleston@arn.com.au
📸 @eggoau on Instagram
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Explain everybody's am though. It's good feel.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this is Chris and Amy in the morning Kiss, Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Good morning every body, Amy Gerra Oh so Chip half
the same morning Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm feeling good as well. You know what, I've actually realized,
I've picked up a new hobby because you know ADHD.
But we fixate on one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And go real hard really a few weeks, and then
get distracted by the next thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, okay, at.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The moment, I feel like a bit of an idiot
because we used to give our producer a bit of
shtick for this. But I took my kids and a
lot of the kids in the street bike riding. Now
I don't even have a bike, so I had to
borrow my neighbors. But we went on like this biking adventure.
I was planning on just taking Mike three, and then
all the other kids in the street caught win. So
(01:22):
next minute, I'm riding up the hill and off to
seven eleven to get slushies with seven kids, and then
they've gone, oh, let's go to the skate park, so
they're all dropping in on their bikes. And then we've
gone from the skate park out to where there's all
these dirt tracks. So I've gone off road on a
bike that is not a mountain bike, like my bike
(01:43):
had a little basket at the front. But I really
enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How much did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Like, is it the when you get off road and
it's like really bumpy and an uneven road you're going
along on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, I was in. I was on a very cushy seat.
It was quite enjoyable. It was a nice day as well.
But I thought, you know, I don't really like exercise.
I did like twelve k's and it was an enjoyable
twelve k so that might be my new thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
We're going to do as well.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
We're now at the point where I've got to look
at the bike rack for the back of the car
because it's in the past it's been chucked the kids
bike the back of the car. Well even the bikes
fit in the big car, but now kids are getting bigger.
Georgie's just gotten a self's bike, just secondhand thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I've got a Yeah, Ryan actually brought himself a bike
and he's ridden it twice and both times it's broken. Yeah,
probably something to do with the weight underneath on top
of it fold the wheels are folding in half.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You make fun of cyclists sometimes. I think it's certain
people pull it off. And I've seen you on the
socials and like you riding a bike and I know
because you're kind of cool and you're glamorous.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm never gonna where the what's on this worn to
be white?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm not pulling out the latex outfits anytime.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, that's what way.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's not latex.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So this is you just with the kids. Yeah, then
you've got our producer any rash.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cruism along getting in the way at the cafe with
his whole peloton of other cyclist and whole package. And
when you're stopped at the lights, it's it's ego in
front of you where they come up and overtake you
at the red light and sit in front of you,
lift up their backside off the seat while they're waiting,
(03:41):
so their big sweaty ass is right in your face at.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The or they smash on your window because you haven't
moved over for them.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, and they said you accidentally hit me back there,
and you go, wasn't an accident.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We're going to Yeah, I'm the cyclist who's on the footpath.
I know you're not meant to ride there, but that's where.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That's where they belong. Yeah, I didn't say you're going
to get This.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Is Crispage and Amy to ride.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Coachella as we speak, justin Bieber. Round two he's happening
this afternoon our time.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
A lot of people very curious to see what he's
going to come out with, if it's better or different.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
From round one.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
But when I open up Insta or any socials, I
see no music stuff on my socials from Coachella. It
looks like a glass and lots of fashion, fashion thing
out in the desert with influence.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But can I tell you what I think they're doing wrong?
Because every single outfit that I have seen from Coachella
involves women wearing boots, and I love a boot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But someone said boots are back, and well, I didn't
realize they were gone.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
In my world, they've never been gone. Like I wear
boots every winter. I would put a pair of boots
on this weekend. I mean it's not that cold, but
I still feel like they're appropriate for autumn. Even sometimes
in the early days of spring, you can still drag
them out till then yeah, good good girl. But here's
what I don't understand. I've never understood, Like, so a
(05:10):
boot is for me, something that's going to keep your
legs warm. It's usually something you wear in winter when
it's really cold and you want to cover your ankles.
You can pair it with tights, you can wear them
over jeans, you can wear them with a little mini dress.
What I don't think you should wear them with are
like cropped little denim shorts and like a bra. To me,
(05:32):
that makes no sense. It's the same thing as people
who wear singlet tops and a beanie. You kind of
contradicting them.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But I think the boots with like little shorts and
something that's that's sexy, well, you know, I know.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's not practical.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's not practical. I think that boots are amazing and
if you wear them right, they can really dress up
and outfit and you can actually look incredibly classy whilst
also looking really sexy.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But what of women's clothes is practical, Like high heels, lingerie,
like it's all it's all meant to be titillating.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, I disagree. You can get some really sexy lingerie
that's also comfortable. You can wear a really nice dress
with a very sheer stocking, and like a knee high boot,
you're leaving still quite a lot to the imagination. You
look really sexy and classy, and I am very excited
(06:25):
for boot season, like boot season is my jam.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
How many pairs you got home?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Are we talking over the knee? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Up to Well, so you've got the ankle boot.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ankle boots are great to be worn underneath a pair
of jeans or a pair of trousers. I don't really
like the whole ankle boot look with a mini dress
or you know, but they still exist. And then you've
got kind of the mid range halfway up the calf.
Then you've got knee highs, which, depending on how tall
you are, either come up to the start of your
(06:58):
knee or if you're obviously short, they'll go over whatever.
Then you've got over the knee.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I like those thigh you've got sed you can get
a lot of leather.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I've got some leather thigh highs. I do feel like
a little bit of a prostitute when I wear them,
But it's all about what you pair them with. I've
got black leather thigh highs, and when I zip them
up because they've got a zip on the inside, I
feel like I'm in pretty woman. You know. I think
hers were white, but I've got black and they are
thigh highs. But I wouldn't wear them with a little
(07:33):
mini dress or anything. I will wear them over some
you know, leather leggings or some skin tight jeans and
make them a little bit more classy, because those ones
kind of they teeter on the edge of being a
bit ho.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Have you ever left them on a bit No after
getting home?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, I haven't. No, that's not a kink of Ryan's. No,
I know it's it's clearly yours.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I wouldn't call it a.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You like it, you should buy I like it. I
like it. You should buy Georgie some thigh highs and
some nice black lingerie and then take her out for dinner.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You're the one that told me never by a woman launderer,
because it's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I can into love Intomo's shameless plug for them, But
they do really really classy sexy laingerde that is incredibly
comfortable to wear. Yeah, anyway, boots season is so close.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You've never worn your leg thigh highs in to work?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
No? Why would I?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because they make you feel like a prostitute and you're
coming in to do commercial radio.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's a perfect fit.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I wouldn't waste that outfit doing radio.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You wouldn't waste it on me in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not wearing my thigh highs out unless
I've come from the night out and haven't slept.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All times are good for thigh high boots.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Anyway, boots season is almost here, and it's a it's
a great season. So absolutely invest in a pair of
knee highs, thigh highs, any boots, they're all good.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh I've just seen what we're doing next, and I
wish I hadn't been such a creep in that conversation
with the boots, because what I'm going to tell you
about next is now my wife thinks I creep because
of something else.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's marrying up.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, all right, Well it's creepy Chris and knee high
boot Amy in the morning, and stick around.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerid So my neighbor
Paul and Good morning Paul, if you're listening. He's a
single daddy, lives by himself, yep, next door, and great guy.
He's English originally he's got his young niece out from England.
How old at the moment? She's twenty one? Okay, Milly,
(09:42):
Good morning Milly, Milly.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I don't know. Oh no, she's twenty one. She doesn't
know what a radio is. Yes, but I got off
to a bad start when Paul introduced me to Milly.
First question goes, how old do you think she is?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
And I was like, oh, I don't like guessing women's ages,
and anyway, she looks pretty young. I was like eighteen,
he's like twenty one. I was like, okay, great, and
it's all sweet, right, But she came over to use
our WiFi and it was a stinking hot day.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
And Paul, our neighbor, doesn't have a pool and always
uses our pool.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, he pops over here.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah, and he's always walking.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
To And I extended that invitation to Millie, who's visiting
from the UK, mind you, and it's like forty degrees.
I'm like, hey, anytime you want to jump in our pool,
it's fine, yes, And my wife it gives me the
side eye, like, oh, you inviting the.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Merely quite attractive she's cute.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm like, I just it's a
hot day and her uncle uses our pool.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I was just saying that extends you was working with
the pool anytime.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It is sad. It is sad because realistically, if Millie
was a boy and he was twenty one, you'd probably
extend the offer to him too, right.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Nah, Yes, of course I would. I would it send
the offer to anyone. I just like someone using the
bloody pup of course, because it costs so much. Yeah,
but the look my wife gave me was like I
was like, hey, what don't you put on a bikini,
come over and just lie around the pope.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I just say, you come and jump in a pool off,
have a dip.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I know, but I get that, Yes, well, it's unfortunate
that Milly is an attractive woman, but I like to
think that you are just being friendly. You're extending the
olive branch to whoever Paul had had over visiting. Yeah,
just so happens that Milly is a young, attractive, twenty
one year old.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, what about if Milly was one hundred and forty kilos.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, it would be fine.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Okay, so no anyone we come over, I'm not and
I'm just trying to explain how hard it is to
be a man in this day.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, oh you're so hard done.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
People always think you glance at a woman and people
think we're perving. You go to a playground and people
come up and go, which child's yours? I'm like, don't worry,
I'm not a pe.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Do like, I'm here with two kids. But a bloke
standing by himself do, I don't know? Do I look
like a predator?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Listen, if there was a bloke standing at a playground
with no children there, that's a huge concern.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But no, I'm it's right there playing.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Are you trying to have a like whoa is the
male race? Yes? Oh god, turn it up or turn
it down?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Just had International Women's Day and long gone. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's no International Men's Day.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
There is actually no there is no They did just
no one, No one acknowledges it. There is one, so
that when all the men, when all the in cells
go about International Men's Day, they can go see there
is one.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It's in October, but no one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Cares well, fair enough, I'm just saying it's hard.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Being a white male has merely been over no, and
it has been hot too.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So maybe maybe she's picking up on what George is insinuating.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
She got the same. Maybe I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, maybe you are. It's good reflecting.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, better to be safe than sorry, Milling.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
This is cris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Let's see what some some busy women have been talking
about this week, because it is time to have a
look inside the Facebook mums group.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mum's groups?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, hey moms, I just survived a flight with
a crying baby and left feeling like I'd committed some
kind of parenting crime. I tried everything from snacks to
games and even an iPad and nothing work.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was her baby, It was obviously her baby.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I'm curious a mum's supposed to stay home until
kids are silent? Or do other passengers need to show
more grace? I now have massive anxiety to ever fly again.
Long haul would be absolutely impossible. Has anyone else felt
this judgment? With passengers warning an instant fixed, with the
head shaking and heavy stairs.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Big issue.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Well, this is an oldie, isn't it. The baby on
the plane.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But in this day and age, there's your Bose headphones, Like,
whack on your headphones and watch a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
It's a baby crying, you'll live. I get it. It's annoying.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's annoying. I had three kids, and I still don't
want to be stuck next to a crying baby on
a flight. Am I gonna stare and judge the mum?
Absolutely not. If anything, I'd probably try and help. But
the problem is with society, no one wants to sit
next to a crying baby. They are annoying. I can
say that I've got three of them, but.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Go hey, get your headphones, turn them up max volume,
call the host you over and go, hey, you know
those little bottles of Jacob's Creek, the little red ones
need to reing me fifteen of plast fifteen and then
and just and the flight just somehow passes.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
By because you're passed out.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yes, a lord, easy fixed as long as.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The mom is like trying. You know, there's some moms
who are just like, oh, it's a crying baby, deal
with it. Yes, that's probably a little bit.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Selfish, arrogant, ignorant. Yeah, but I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I've never seen a crying baby on a plane that
wasn't in the arms of a mother who looked absolutely mortified,
looking around making eye contact with people going sorry, sorry,
I've never seen anyone going.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The last time I was on a flight act we
saw a lady walking up and down the aisles with
a crying baby for that exact reason.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So one person doesn't cop it. Everyone just gets a
little bit. Well, give it to the whole plane. It's
smaller doses.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Everybody cop this poor baby. And it was when we
were you know, we'd obviously taken off and you know
the baby. You know, your ears get sore, so maybe
her baby was sick. I kind of mouthed to her
and I said, oh, are you okay, Like, honestly, I
would have taken the baby off her, given her a break,
and I would have done some laps of the of
the plane for her, because I know that feeling. And
I know, especially if you're a first time mom or
(15:43):
a new mom, I know how anxious you feel. But
as a third time veteran, don't worry about it, don't
worry about the stairs, just blank them out, ignore them,
and you take those international flights and you do your
best to stop your baby from crying. But if it
has to have a scream, everyone else can deal with it.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
But you're a nice looking lady with three kids and
when you go, can you know I'll give you a
break and everything.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's fine?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So I can't, No, she can some bloke with four
days worth of stubble who's had fifteen bottles of Jacob's Freaker.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Do you want me to hold your baby?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
While no, you can't. You just offer sympathetic looks. Sympathetic
look sympathetic looks and a nice kind smile.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I don't think that's a big issue. I think that's
just it's a life lesson the world is full of pricks.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
You're going to deal with them everywhere planes and it
brings out the worst on a planet. That's the Facebook
months group.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
This is crisp page, and.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
We were just talking about kids and the chats you
have with them, the random questions they ask, I've one
I've had lately? A lot?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Is dad?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Are we riches?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
And they start thinking about money and you've got to
go well, no, short answer, we're not rich. Well, but
then if you take into account Africa and the whole.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
World, then yes we are. You're comfortable.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I remember you're asking my parents are we rich? You're
obsessed with it, and I remember my dad said, no,
we're comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's what Big b always comfortable.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I feel like, how do you answer that question?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, it's a harmless question and it's all very innocent.
But I get it as well from all three of
our kids. We got on the plane to Bali the
other day and Kobe goes, Mum, is this first class?
I no, bab, it's economy.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
But you know, in a cost of living crisis you
go into Bali, so you're still doing all right.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
We're still Kobe comfortable.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It reminded me of the things at school that made
a kid rich, and it was the kid that had
new Nikes, the latest range when the new Air Jordans
would come out, that of the new Air Jordans and
the pump rebob pumps as well with the clear air
bubble in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For me, it was always the girls that were wearing
like Billabong and Quicksilver and all the really more expensive
surf brands.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Was Hot Tuna or something was that there.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Was one that they would sell at Big w Bad
Girl or Mambo. That's the only ones I was allowed
to wear. I was never allowed to get anything from
like the actual surf shops.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I think Mambo was pretty expensive. Like Mambo is a
legit one.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, Stuocy Stucy, you know Stuozy because I had a
girlfriend a bunch of Stussy shirts.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The other thing you knew if a kid came back
from school holidays and had been skiing, Oh yeah, you no,
I was even snowboarding back when we were at school.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It was skiing. You go, oh you're going to skiing.
That's rich. Yeah, you're loaded, that's a rich person.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I used to have this girlfriend who I would go
over to her house for play dates after school some
days and after dinner she would pull out Viennetta and.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I was like, oh, they must be loaded, So anything
but the Peter's Vanilla. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Mine was like, yeah, we would get the Peters Neapolitan.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Same as when you go to the surf.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I remember anyone who could get a Magnum or a
Heather or a cornetto No, yeah, no, it was strictly
the tuddle Pops Pop or the icy pole or that
cyclone one. No, they went around when we know they
actually know then knew that's what I make my kids eat.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now I love the cyclone, the cheap ones.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
What about if a kid had Foxtel remember that, Oh yeah,
or Ostar or Optus Vision.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Fox. Tell if you were Foxtel, you were basically a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah yeah, Like I'd say, now, look at.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How many streaming services you can have, like fifty different
streaming services and still be poor exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
My personal goal in life remains to have an ice
cube dispenser in my fridge, like built into the fridge,
because I remember as a kid going to people's houses
and they had the iced water and the ice dispenser
in the front of the fridge.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That was rich.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I remember at primary school there was this one girl
who used to have canteen money. Every single day. She'd
be able to get like a lunch order two three
times a week, but on the days off she still
had canteen money. And little old Amy over here had
a devon and tomato sauce, sandwich and apple every single
day of the week. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But in ye six she was one hundred and forty,
so she wasn't She wasn't great. Every day remote control
garage doors as well. Okay, you don't have to get
out of the car and open the garage yourself.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You're rich. Yep, true, I think now not so much
that one.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, everyone has a remote control garage.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I still don't you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Do you have to open it yourself?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Like a jerk lifted up myself. I'm slumming it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, I reckon. I'm traveling into state, like if you're
going overseas. When you were younger, back in our generation,
I think people thought that we were quite wealthy, and
it wasn't that we were by any means. It was
that my mum is English and so we to go
and see our grandparents, or for her to go and
see her mum and dad. We would fly back to
the UK every three or so years. But people were like, oh, Amy,
(21:12):
you know she has Devon and tomato sauce sandwiches, but
she does an international trip every three years.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
So Devon is povo, but flying to London's not correct?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Gotcha tell you what with the fuel at the moment,
a holiday driving the Coffs Harbor means you're loaded.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
This is true.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
This is Cris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You know when you turn on your fancy TV now, yeah,
and you're not even in any of the apps, but
you get blasted with hey, this was most watched. Yeah, yeah,
what's most watch And it's like, hey, the new Avatar
movies here, and I'm getting smashed with euphoria. Yeah, we'll
see HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Season three has just dropped, and I think there is
a particular interest from coming from a lot of men
in particular for this season because they've been drip fed
scenes of Sydney Sweeney as an OnlyFans creator on it.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah. And so even my husband, who I don't even
know if you watch season one or two with me.
I watched season one or two. I think Ryan did
watch a little bit, but ipeating. It's just definitely been repeaked.
But I actually came down a couple of days ago
and he was wrapping up the end of season two
and he goes, oh, the new season three is coming out.
I said, oh, yeah, how do you know about that?
(22:28):
And he goes, oh, I've seen clips of it. I said, oh, yeah,
what kind of clips? He goes, We'll just this new
seasons stopping, I said, and Sydney Sweeney is in it, yeah,
and he goes, no, I like the series.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I always watched TV in track pants with no one
nude and a hole in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Anyway, we actually did start watching it, and Sydney Sweeney,
I feel like what they've done is all of the
parts of her. If you know what we're talking about
here is creating content as an only fans So she.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Wasn't an OnlyFans person in seasons one too.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No, not at all. So the season three is they've
all grown up, and so they're all being portrayed in
what would be there adult life. And Zendaya, who's obviously
the main character, she's still just a bit of a
lost cause she's drug running for this Alice lady. But
you see, obviously Sidney Sweeney is now engaged to Jacob Lord.
(23:27):
He is mighty fine in it as well. They're a
good looking couple. But she just plays this ditsy blonde
bimbo who's creating content. And all of those little clippets
that they've lured all the thirsty men in with they
all play out in episode one.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Oh, so you only need to watch one episode.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I haven't watched the rest, so't I can't speak to that.
But you watch the first episode and you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Okay, so you don't need to watch the whole thing.
It'd be on YouTube by now anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's like with Suits with Megan Markle. Yes, there's only
one scene in the whole thing that's worth watching. It's
on YouTube, her getting nailed in the filing room.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's the only episode you've watched.
Suits is actually a.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Great it's the only bit I've seen.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Why does that not surprise me, creepy Chris.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Because I'm a busy man. I don't have time to
watch whole TV. Sit well, I do.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, we watch a lot.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Of Okay, so episode one you said it like the
very first shot is like of her bum.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, they don't drop it within the first five minutes.
They make you watch at least forty five minutes of
the first episode, and it is a little bit slow,
but boom, then.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You're awarded HBO.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yep, you're sticking around.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Sweeney's bum coming up. Yep, that's it all right, I'll
check it out.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, take one for the team. You
should watch it, you know, for research purposes so we
can talk about it more.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
All right, cool, all right, not one for the kids though, right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
There's a lot of drug references, like Zenda is literally
a drug runner.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerid.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
We know a lot of parents are listening this morning. Yeah,
driving around and the word roadblocks is just say, it's
worse than the sea word.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I feel like roadblocks is the devil behind well. I
don't know it's on par with YouTube for me, but
I find that when I had banned iPads from my
kids who were addicted to roadblocks, what they would do
is they would watch kids YouTube on TV of people
playing roadblocks. But that in itself is a little bit safer.
(25:34):
It wasn't until I remember early on when Bobby had
first been given an iPad at Christmas time, which will
be removed again from his hands. I remember watching him
play roadblocks and there is a chat feature on it.
And this is the problem that all these parents have.
You have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Who you're chatting to, and there's no restrictions.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There are no restrictions, and I saw Bobby and he
was chatting to somebody and I said, who is this
and he goes, oh, Eve. I said, who's Eve? And
he goes, oh, just a friend I've made man exactly.
I said, how do you know that it's even a girl?
You can't there's no way of telling who you're chatting to.
I went into the app and actually disabled the chat feature,
(26:17):
which you can do. But I think roadblocks are now
under a little bit of fire. Rightly, so it's obviously
been made by the illuminati, but.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
They have they're starting to control.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
So basically people have been grooming kids on roadblocks because
they I'm guessing they get kicked off.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You know, you can't do it on Facebook anymore because
they put in things.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So the groomers around the world moved over to roadblocks
and went this is easy pickings. So there's now restricted
accounts for children and teenagers. But it's because it's not
their own doing. They'll put on notice by the government.
So they're putting all that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
On which good, absolutely good.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
So there's two kind of accounts for kids age between
five and eight, yes, and kids age nine to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, So there'll be roadblocks kids and then Roadblocks select.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So if you're over fifteen, just not at all? Why
would you?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I mean you're almost sixteen, so yeah, surely common
sense has started to kick in by that stage, but
maybe not.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But you feel like the tide is starting to turn
now because you know, Roadblock's getting sued in Trouble for
grooming on their Facebook or getting sued in the States
because that woman, Yeah, by this woman saying you design this.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To be addictive, but you can addict any act, well
any act. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
But you feel like with the social media things, we're
just starting to understand the damage they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It does.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I mean, I wasn't around for it, but it reminds
me of the smoking thing when you watch old movies
and doctors would be smoking in.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Hospitals, you could smoke on aeroplane.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, And you go, my god, how are we that stupid?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Do you think in twenty years we're going to look
back and go, how did anyone give a child a phone?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
This is the thing I talked to Jen, the lady
who I do our parenting podcast with, and she says,
if you wouldn't let your child go into the city
and wonder about on their own at the age of
sick seven, why would you give them access to the Internet.
And essentially, I think what happens with all these gaming
things is Roadblocks. Like I've looked at it, it's cartoon characters.
(28:19):
They look like little lego heads, and a lot of
the games are you know, you can build a garden
and it all looks sweet and innocent, but there are
predators and it's honestly, it says here that there is
roughly one hundred and eleven million daily users who are
on Roadblocks, and forty percent of them are under thirteen.
(28:39):
So if you're an absolute groomer, that's the first place
you're going to go. You're going to start a Roadblocks account,
and that's that's where you're going to go. And that
in itself is terrifying. It's so concerning, and I'm all
for putting all of these things in place. If you're
a mum listening to this and you've got kids under
the age of fifteen, I would disable the chat feature,
(29:02):
let them play the game, take away the chat feature.
The chat feature is the issue here.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes, we have a responsibility, don't we just stay up
to date with technology? Because my first thought is, oh,
technology is moving too fast. Remember, you know, our parents
didn't understand ICQ and Messenger. Now I don't understand stuff,
and I was happy to go, Oh, I don't care.
Let technology run away and old just be an old
man who doesn't get it. But I feel now I
have a responsibility to stay across all of this. Yes,
(29:29):
because my boys are going to be on all these things.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I need to understand how they were.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
One of my girlfriends got a Roadblocks account because both
of her daughters were playing it, and she said to herself,
I just want to learn what the game is about
so I can get a proper deep she's a psychologist,
proper deep dive into how it all works. Had the
chat feature started chatting with her own daughters, Now, nothing
was inappropriately said from that respect, but her daughters were swearing,
(29:56):
carrying on like and she's completely nutterly bannedit. Yeah, the
chat feature there, for me is an absolute no. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Grooming h yeah no.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
A friend of mine told me, he said, I'm going
to start a mobile grooming business for dogs. Yes, as
it turned out, but they've ruined the word groom.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
You don't want to do. I don't know what the
demand for that is going to be like, but yeah,
he does poodles and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
So that sweet plug there, Okay, we're going to go, Yeah,
you want to come back next week and do it.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Explain everybody's am though. It's good feel.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And this is Chris and Amy in the morning Kiss, Hey.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Good morning every body, Amy Gerra Oh so Chip half
the same morning Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm feeling good as well. You know what, I've actually realized,
I've picked up a new hobby because you know ADHD.
But we fixate on one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And go real hard really a few weeks, and then
get distracted by the next thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, okay, at.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The moment, I feel like a bit of an idiot
because we used to give our producer a bit of
shtick for this. But I took my kids and a
lot of the kids in the street bike riding. Now
I don't even have a bike, so I had to
borrow my neighbors. But we went on like this biking adventure.
I was planning on just taking Mike three, and then
all the other kids in the street caught win. So
(01:22):
next minute, I'm riding up the hill and off to
seven eleven to get slushies with seven kids, and then
they've gone, oh, let's go to the skate park, so
they're all dropping in on their bikes. And then we've
gone from the skate park out to where there's all
these dirt tracks. So I've gone off road on a
bike that is not a mountain bike, like my bike
(01:43):
had a little basket at the front. But I really
enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How much did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Like, is it the when you get off road and
it's like really bumpy and an uneven road you're going
along on.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, I was in. I was on a very cushy seat.
It was quite enjoyable. It was a nice day as well.
But I thought, you know, I don't really like exercise.
I did like twelve k's and it was an enjoyable
twelve k so that might be my new thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
We're going to do as well.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
We're now at the point where I've got to look
at the bike rack for the back of the car
because it's in the past it's been chucked the kids
bike the back of the car. Well even the bikes
fit in the big car, but now kids are getting bigger.
Georgie's just gotten a self's bike, just secondhand thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I've got a Yeah, Ryan actually brought himself a bike
and he's ridden it twice and both times it's broken. Yeah,
probably something to do with the weight underneath on top
of it fold the wheels are folding in half.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You make fun of cyclists sometimes. I think it's certain
people pull it off. And I've seen you on the
socials and like you riding a bike and I know
because you're kind of cool and you're glamorous.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm never gonna where the what's on this worn to
be white?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm not pulling out the latex outfits anytime.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, that's what way.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's not latex.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
So this is you just with the kids. Yeah, then
you've got our producer any rash.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Cruism along getting in the way at the cafe with
his whole peloton of other cyclist and whole package. And
when you're stopped at the lights, it's it's ego in
front of you where they come up and overtake you
at the red light and sit in front of you,
lift up their backside off the seat while they're waiting,
(03:41):
so their big sweaty ass is right in your face at.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The or they smash on your window because you haven't
moved over for them.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, and they said you accidentally hit me back there,
and you go, wasn't an accident.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We're going to Yeah, I'm the cyclist who's on the footpath.
I know you're not meant to ride there, but that's where.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That's where they belong. Yeah, I didn't say you're going
to get This.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Is Crispage and Amy to ride.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Coachella as we speak, justin Bieber. Round two he's happening
this afternoon our time.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
A lot of people very curious to see what he's
going to come out with, if it's better or different.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
From round one.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
But when I open up Insta or any socials, I
see no music stuff on my socials from Coachella. It
looks like a glass and lots of fashion, fashion thing
out in the desert with influence.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But can I tell you what I think they're doing wrong?
Because every single outfit that I have seen from Coachella
involves women wearing boots, and I love a boot.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
But someone said boots are back, and well, I didn't
realize they were gone.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
In my world, they've never been gone. Like I wear
boots every winter. I would put a pair of boots
on this weekend. I mean it's not that cold, but
I still feel like they're appropriate for autumn. Even sometimes
in the early days of spring, you can still drag
them out till then yeah, good good girl. But here's
what I don't understand. I've never understood, Like, so a
(05:10):
boot is for me, something that's going to keep your
legs warm. It's usually something you wear in winter when
it's really cold and you want to cover your ankles.
You can pair it with tights, you can wear them
over jeans, you can wear them with a little mini dress.
What I don't think you should wear them with are
like cropped little denim shorts and like a bra. To me,
(05:32):
that makes no sense. It's the same thing as people
who wear singlet tops and a beanie. You kind of
contradicting them.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But I think the boots with like little shorts and
something that's that's sexy, well, you know, I know.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's not practical.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's not practical. I think that boots are amazing and
if you wear them right, they can really dress up
and outfit and you can actually look incredibly classy whilst
also looking really sexy.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But what of women's clothes is practical, Like high heels, lingerie,
like it's all it's all meant to be titillating.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, I disagree. You can get some really sexy lingerie
that's also comfortable. You can wear a really nice dress
with a very sheer stocking, and like a knee high boot,
you're leaving still quite a lot to the imagination. You
look really sexy and classy, and I am very excited
(06:25):
for boot season, like boot season is my jam.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
How many pairs you got home?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Are we talking over the knee? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Up to Well, so you've got the ankle boot.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ankle boots are great to be worn underneath a pair
of jeans or a pair of trousers. I don't really
like the whole ankle boot look with a mini dress
or you know, but they still exist. And then you've
got kind of the mid range halfway up the calf.
Then you've got knee highs, which, depending on how tall
you are, either come up to the start of your
(06:58):
knee or if you're obviously short, they'll go over whatever.
Then you've got over the knee.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I like those thigh you've got sed you can get
a lot of leather.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I've got some leather thigh highs. I do feel like
a little bit of a prostitute when I wear them,
But it's all about what you pair them with. I've
got black leather thigh highs, and when I zip them
up because they've got a zip on the inside, I
feel like I'm in pretty woman. You know. I think
hers were white, but I've got black and they are
thigh highs. But I wouldn't wear them with a little
(07:33):
mini dress or anything. I will wear them over some
you know, leather leggings or some skin tight jeans and
make them a little bit more classy, because those ones
kind of they teeter on the edge of being a
bit ho.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Have you ever left them on a bit No after
getting home?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, I haven't. No, that's not a kink of Ryan's. No,
I know it's it's clearly yours.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I wouldn't call it a.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You like it, you should buy I like it. I
like it. You should buy Georgie some thigh highs and
some nice black lingerie and then take her out for dinner.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You're the one that told me never by a woman launderer,
because it's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I can into love Intomo's shameless plug for them, But
they do really really classy sexy laingerde that is incredibly
comfortable to wear. Yeah, anyway, boots season is so close.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You've never worn your leg thigh highs in to work?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
No? Why would I?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Because they make you feel like a prostitute and you're
coming in to do commercial radio.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's a perfect fit.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I wouldn't waste that outfit doing radio.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You wouldn't waste it on me in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not wearing my thigh highs out unless
I've come from the night out and haven't slept.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All times are good for thigh high boots.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Anyway, boots season is almost here, and it's a it's
a great season. So absolutely invest in a pair of
knee highs, thigh highs, any boots, they're all good.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh I've just seen what we're doing next, and I
wish I hadn't been such a creep in that conversation
with the boots, because what I'm going to tell you
about next is now my wife thinks I creep because
of something else.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's marrying up.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, all right, Well it's creepy Chris and knee high
boot Amy in the morning, and stick around.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerid So my neighbor
Paul and Good morning Paul, if you're listening. He's a
single daddy, lives by himself, yep, next door, and great guy.
He's English originally he's got his young niece out from England.
How old at the moment? She's twenty one? Okay, Milly,
(09:42):
Good morning Milly, Milly.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I don't know. Oh no, she's twenty one. She doesn't
know what a radio is. Yes, but I got off
to a bad start when Paul introduced me to Milly.
First question goes, how old do you think she is?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
And I was like, oh, I don't like guessing women's ages,
and anyway, she looks pretty young. I was like eighteen,
he's like twenty one. I was like, okay, great, and
it's all sweet, right, But she came over to use
our WiFi and it was a stinking hot day.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
And Paul, our neighbor, doesn't have a pool and always
uses our pool.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, he pops over here.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah, and he's always walking.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
To And I extended that invitation to Millie, who's visiting
from the UK, mind you, and it's like forty degrees.
I'm like, hey, anytime you want to jump in our pool,
it's fine, yes, And my wife it gives me the
side eye, like, oh, you inviting the.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Merely quite attractive she's cute.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm like, I just it's a
hot day and her uncle uses our pool.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I was just saying that extends you was working with
the pool anytime.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It is sad. It is sad because realistically, if Millie
was a boy and he was twenty one, you'd probably
extend the offer to him too, right.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Nah, Yes, of course I would. I would it send
the offer to anyone. I just like someone using the
bloody pup of course, because it costs so much. Yeah,
but the look my wife gave me was like I
was like, hey, what don't you put on a bikini,
come over and just lie around the pope.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I just say, you come and jump in a pool off,
have a dip.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I know, but I get that, Yes, well, it's unfortunate
that Milly is an attractive woman, but I like to
think that you are just being friendly. You're extending the
olive branch to whoever Paul had had over visiting. Yeah,
just so happens that Milly is a young, attractive, twenty
one year old.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, what about if Milly was one hundred and forty kilos.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, it would be fine.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Okay, so no anyone we come over, I'm not and
I'm just trying to explain how hard it is to
be a man in this day.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, oh you're so hard done.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
People always think you glance at a woman and people
think we're perving. You go to a playground and people
come up and go, which child's yours? I'm like, don't worry,
I'm not a pe.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Do like, I'm here with two kids. But a bloke
standing by himself do, I don't know? Do I look
like a predator?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Listen, if there was a bloke standing at a playground
with no children there, that's a huge concern.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
But no, I'm it's right there playing.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Are you trying to have a like whoa is the
male race? Yes? Oh god, turn it up or turn
it down?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Just had International Women's Day and long gone. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's no International Men's Day.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
There is actually no there is no They did just
no one, No one acknowledges it. There is one, so
that when all the men, when all the in cells
go about International Men's Day, they can go see there
is one.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It's in October, but no one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Cares well, fair enough, I'm just saying it's hard.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Being a white male has merely been over no, and
it has been hot too.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So maybe maybe she's picking up on what George is insinuating.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
She got the same. Maybe I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, maybe you are. It's good reflecting.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, better to be safe than sorry, Milling.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
This is cris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Let's see what some some busy women have been talking
about this week, because it is time to have a
look inside the Facebook mums group.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mum's groups?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, hey moms, I just survived a flight with
a crying baby and left feeling like I'd committed some
kind of parenting crime. I tried everything from snacks to
games and even an iPad and nothing work.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was her baby, It was obviously her baby.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I'm curious a mum's supposed to stay home until
kids are silent? Or do other passengers need to show
more grace? I now have massive anxiety to ever fly again.
Long haul would be absolutely impossible. Has anyone else felt
this judgment? With passengers warning an instant fixed, with the
head shaking and heavy stairs.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Big issue.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Well, this is an oldie, isn't it. The baby on
the plane.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But in this day and age, there's your Bose headphones, Like,
whack on your headphones and watch a movie.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
It's a baby crying, you'll live. I get it. It's annoying.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's annoying. I had three kids, and I still don't
want to be stuck next to a crying baby on
a flight. Am I gonna stare and judge the mum?
Absolutely not. If anything, I'd probably try and help. But
the problem is with society, no one wants to sit
next to a crying baby. They are annoying. I can
say that I've got three of them, but.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Deal with it.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Go hey, get your headphones, turn them up max volume,
call the host you over and go, hey, you know
those little bottles of Jacob's Creek, the little red ones
need to reing me fifteen of plast fifteen and then
and just and the flight just somehow passes.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
By because you're passed out.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yes, a lord, easy fixed as long as.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The mom is like trying. You know, there's some moms
who are just like, oh, it's a crying baby, deal
with it. Yes, that's probably a little bit.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Selfish, arrogant, ignorant. Yeah, but I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I've never seen a crying baby on a plane that
wasn't in the arms of a mother who looked absolutely mortified,
looking around making eye contact with people going sorry, sorry,
I've never seen anyone going.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The last time I was on a flight act we
saw a lady walking up and down the aisles with
a crying baby for that exact reason.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So one person doesn't cop it. Everyone just gets a
little bit. Well, give it to the whole plane. It's
smaller doses.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Everybody cop this poor baby. And it was when we
were you know, we'd obviously taken off and you know
the baby. You know, your ears get sore, so maybe
her baby was sick. I kind of mouthed to her
and I said, oh, are you okay, Like, honestly, I
would have taken the baby off her, given her a break,
and I would have done some laps of the of
the plane for her, because I know that feeling. And
I know, especially if you're a first time mom or
(15:43):
a new mom, I know how anxious you feel. But
as a third time veteran, don't worry about it, don't
worry about the stairs, just blank them out, ignore them,
and you take those international flights and you do your
best to stop your baby from crying. But if it
has to have a scream, everyone else can deal with it.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
But you're a nice looking lady with three kids and
when you go, can you know I'll give you a
break and everything.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's fine?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So I can't, No, she can some bloke with four
days worth of stubble who's had fifteen bottles of Jacob's Freaker.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Do you want me to hold your baby?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
While no, you can't. You just offer sympathetic looks. Sympathetic
look sympathetic looks and a nice kind smile.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I don't think that's a big issue. I think that's
just it's a life lesson the world is full of pricks.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
You're going to deal with them everywhere planes and it
brings out the worst on a planet. That's the Facebook
months group.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
This is crisp page, and.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
We were just talking about kids and the chats you
have with them, the random questions they ask, I've one
I've had lately? A lot?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Is dad?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Are we riches?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
And they start thinking about money and you've got to
go well, no, short answer, we're not rich. Well, but
then if you take into account Africa and the whole.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
World, then yes we are. You're comfortable.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I remember you're asking my parents are we rich? You're
obsessed with it, and I remember my dad said, no,
we're comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's what Big b always comfortable.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
I feel like, how do you answer that question?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, it's a harmless question and it's all very innocent.
But I get it as well from all three of
our kids. We got on the plane to Bali the
other day and Kobe goes, Mum, is this first class?
I no, bab, it's economy.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
But you know, in a cost of living crisis you
go into Bali, so you're still doing all right.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
We're still Kobe comfortable.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
It reminded me of the things at school that made
a kid rich, and it was the kid that had
new Nikes, the latest range when the new Air Jordans
would come out, that of the new Air Jordans and
the pump rebob pumps as well with the clear air
bubble in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
For me, it was always the girls that were wearing
like Billabong and Quicksilver and all the really more expensive
surf brands.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Was Hot Tuna or something was that there.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Was one that they would sell at Big w Bad
Girl or Mambo. That's the only ones I was allowed
to wear. I was never allowed to get anything from
like the actual surf shops.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I think Mambo was pretty expensive. Like Mambo is a
legit one.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, Stuocy Stucy, you know Stuozy because I had a
girlfriend a bunch of Stussy shirts.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The other thing you knew if a kid came back
from school holidays and had been skiing, Oh yeah, you no,
I was even snowboarding back when we were at school.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It was skiing. You go, oh you're going to skiing.
That's rich. Yeah, you're loaded, that's a rich person.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I used to have this girlfriend who I would go
over to her house for play dates after school some
days and after dinner she would pull out Viennetta and.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I was like, oh, they must be loaded, So anything
but the Peter's Vanilla. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Mine was like, yeah, we would get the Peters Neapolitan.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Same as when you go to the surf.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I remember anyone who could get a Magnum or a
Heather or a cornetto No, yeah, no, it was strictly
the tuddle Pops Pop or the icy pole or that
cyclone one. No, they went around when we know they
actually know then knew that's what I make my kids eat.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now I love the cyclone, the cheap ones.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
What about if a kid had Foxtel remember that, Oh yeah,
or Ostar or Optus Vision.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Fox. Tell if you were Foxtel, you were basically a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah yeah, Like I'd say, now, look at.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
How many streaming services you can have, like fifty different
streaming services and still be poor exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
My personal goal in life remains to have an ice
cube dispenser in my fridge, like built into the fridge,
because I remember as a kid going to people's houses
and they had the iced water and the ice dispenser
in the front of the fridge.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That was rich.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I remember at primary school there was this one girl
who used to have canteen money. Every single day. She'd
be able to get like a lunch order two three
times a week, but on the days off she still
had canteen money. And little old Amy over here had
a devon and tomato sauce, sandwich and apple every single
day of the week. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
But in ye six she was one hundred and forty,
so she wasn't She wasn't great. Every day remote control
garage doors as well. Okay, you don't have to get
out of the car and open the garage yourself.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You're rich. Yep, true, I think now not so much
that one.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, everyone has a remote control garage.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I still don't you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Do you have to open it yourself?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Like a jerk lifted up myself. I'm slumming it.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, I reckon. I'm traveling into state, like if you're
going overseas. When you were younger, back in our generation,
I think people thought that we were quite wealthy, and
it wasn't that we were by any means. It was
that my mum is English and so we to go
and see our grandparents, or for her to go and
see her mum and dad. We would fly back to
the UK every three or so years. But people were like, oh, Amy,
(21:12):
you know she has Devon and tomato sauce sandwiches, but
she does an international trip every three years.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
So Devon is povo, but flying to London's not correct?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Gotcha tell you what with the fuel at the moment,
a holiday driving the Coffs Harbor means you're loaded.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
This is true.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
This is Cris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You know when you turn on your fancy TV now, yeah,
and you're not even in any of the apps, but
you get blasted with hey, this was most watched. Yeah, yeah,
what's most watch And it's like, hey, the new Avatar
movies here, and I'm getting smashed with euphoria. Yeah, we'll
see HBO Max.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Season three has just dropped, and I think there is
a particular interest from coming from a lot of men
in particular for this season because they've been drip fed
scenes of Sydney Sweeney as an OnlyFans creator on it.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah. And so even my husband, who I don't even
know if you watch season one or two with me.
I watched season one or two. I think Ryan did
watch a little bit, but ipeating. It's just definitely been repeaked.
But I actually came down a couple of days ago
and he was wrapping up the end of season two
and he goes, oh, the new season three is coming out.
I said, oh, yeah, how do you know about that?
(22:28):
And he goes, oh, I've seen clips of it. I said, oh, yeah,
what kind of clips? He goes, We'll just this new
seasons stopping, I said, and Sydney Sweeney is in it, yeah,
and he goes, no, I like the series.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I always watched TV in track pants with no one
nude and a hole in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Anyway, we actually did start watching it, and Sydney Sweeney,
I feel like what they've done is all of the
parts of her. If you know what we're talking about
here is creating content as an only fans So she.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Wasn't an OnlyFans person in seasons one too.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No, not at all. So the season three is they've
all grown up, and so they're all being portrayed in
what would be there adult life. And Zendaya, who's obviously
the main character, she's still just a bit of a
lost cause she's drug running for this Alice lady. But
you see, obviously Sidney Sweeney is now engaged to Jacob Lord.
(23:27):
He is mighty fine in it as well. They're a
good looking couple. But she just plays this ditsy blonde
bimbo who's creating content. And all of those little clippets
that they've lured all the thirsty men in with they
all play out in episode one.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Oh, so you only need to watch one episode.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I haven't watched the rest, so't I can't speak to that.
But you watch the first episode and you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Okay, so you don't need to watch the whole thing.
It'd be on YouTube by now anyway.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's like with Suits with Megan Markle. Yes, there's only
one scene in the whole thing that's worth watching. It's
on YouTube, her getting nailed in the filing room.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's the only episode you've watched.
Suits is actually a.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Great it's the only bit I've seen.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Why does that not surprise me, creepy Chris.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Because I'm a busy man. I don't have time to
watch whole TV. Sit well, I do.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, we watch a lot.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Of Okay, so episode one you said it like the
very first shot is like of her bum.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, they don't drop it within the first five minutes.
They make you watch at least forty five minutes of
the first episode, and it is a little bit slow,
but boom, then.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
You're awarded HBO.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yep, you're sticking around.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Sweeney's bum coming up. Yep, that's it all right, I'll
check it out.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I guess, yeah, take one for the team. You
should watch it, you know, for research purposes so we
can talk about it more.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
All right, cool, all right, not one for the kids though, right.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
There's a lot of drug references, like Zenda is literally
a drug runner.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerid.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
We know a lot of parents are listening this morning. Yeah,
driving around and the word roadblocks is just say, it's
worse than the sea word.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I feel like roadblocks is the devil behind well. I
don't know it's on par with YouTube for me, but
I find that when I had banned iPads from my
kids who were addicted to roadblocks, what they would do
is they would watch kids YouTube on TV of people
playing roadblocks. But that in itself is a little bit safer.
(25:34):
It wasn't until I remember early on when Bobby had
first been given an iPad at Christmas time, which will
be removed again from his hands. I remember watching him
play roadblocks and there is a chat feature on it.
And this is the problem that all these parents have.
You have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Who you're chatting to, and there's no restrictions.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There are no restrictions, and I saw Bobby and he
was chatting to somebody and I said, who is this
and he goes, oh, Eve. I said, who's Eve? And
he goes, oh, just a friend I've made man exactly.
I said, how do you know that it's even a girl?
You can't there's no way of telling who you're chatting to.
I went into the app and actually disabled the chat feature,
(26:17):
which you can do. But I think roadblocks are now
under a little bit of fire. Rightly, so it's obviously
been made by the illuminati, but.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
They have they're starting to control.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
So basically people have been grooming kids on roadblocks because
they I'm guessing they get kicked off.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You know, you can't do it on Facebook anymore because
they put in things.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So the groomers around the world moved over to roadblocks
and went this is easy pickings. So there's now restricted
accounts for children and teenagers. But it's because it's not
their own doing. They'll put on notice by the government.
So they're putting all that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
On which good, absolutely good.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
So there's two kind of accounts for kids age between
five and eight, yes, and kids age nine to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, So there'll be roadblocks kids and then Roadblocks select.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So if you're over fifteen, just not at all? Why
would you?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I mean you're almost sixteen, so yeah, surely common
sense has started to kick in by that stage, but
maybe not.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But you feel like the tide is starting to turn
now because you know, Roadblock's getting sued in Trouble for
grooming on their Facebook or getting sued in the States
because that woman, Yeah, by this woman saying you design this.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To be addictive, but you can addict any act, well
any act. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
But you feel like with the social media things, we're
just starting to understand the damage they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It does.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I mean, I wasn't around for it, but it reminds
me of the smoking thing when you watch old movies
and doctors would be smoking in.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Hospitals, you could smoke on aeroplane.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, And you go, my god, how are we that stupid?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Do you think in twenty years we're going to look
back and go, how did anyone give a child a phone?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
This is the thing I talked to Jen, the lady
who I do our parenting podcast with, and she says,
if you wouldn't let your child go into the city
and wonder about on their own at the age of
sick seven, why would you give them access to the Internet.
And essentially, I think what happens with all these gaming
things is Roadblocks. Like I've looked at it, it's cartoon characters.
(28:19):
They look like little lego heads, and a lot of
the games are you know, you can build a garden
and it all looks sweet and innocent, but there are
predators and it's honestly, it says here that there is
roughly one hundred and eleven million daily users who are
on Roadblocks, and forty percent of them are under thirteen.
(28:39):
So if you're an absolute groomer, that's the first place
you're going to go. You're going to start a Roadblocks account,
and that's that's where you're going to go. And that
in itself is terrifying. It's so concerning, and I'm all
for putting all of these things in place. If you're
a mum listening to this and you've got kids under
the age of fifteen, I would disable the chat feature,
(29:02):
let them play the game, take away the chat feature.
The chat feature is the issue here.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes, we have a responsibility, don't we just stay up
to date with technology? Because my first thought is, oh,
technology is moving too fast. Remember, you know, our parents
didn't understand ICQ and Messenger. Now I don't understand stuff,
and I was happy to go, Oh, I don't care.
Let technology run away and old just be an old
man who doesn't get it. But I feel now I
have a responsibility to stay across all of this. Yes,
(29:29):
because my boys are going to be on all these things.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I need to understand how they were.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
One of my girlfriends got a Roadblocks account because both
of her daughters were playing it, and she said to herself,
I just want to learn what the game is about
so I can get a proper deep she's a psychologist,
proper deep dive into how it all works. Had the
chat feature started chatting with her own daughters, Now, nothing
was inappropriately said from that respect, but her daughters were swearing,
(29:56):
carrying on like and she's completely nutterly bannedit. Yeah, the
chat feature there, for me is an absolute no. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Grooming h yeah no.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
A friend of mine told me, he said, I'm going
to start a mobile grooming business for dogs. Yes, as
it turned out, but they've ruined the word groom.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
You don't want to do. I don't know what the
demand for that is going to be like, but yeah,
he does poodles and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
So that sweet plug there, Okay, we're going to go, Yeah,
you want to come back next week and do it.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Sure to see your Saturday eight am. Everyone the weekend
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