November 22, 2025 • 28 mins
It’s a chaotic and hilarious Sunday with Chris & Amy as they dive into Black Friday madness, microplastic paranoia, and the world’s weirdest beauty trends including Amy revealing she got salmon sperm injected into her face.
The show spirals into parenting struggles, teen attitude from Amy’s daughter, and then Amy’s mum, Mustang Sally, calls in to expose Amy’s wild teenage years micro-skirts, sneaking out, and the legendary “fake stroke to skip a Woolies shift.”
Plus: Wicked the Musical, crying men, and whether Aussies are ready for more emotionally honest blokes.
Short, messy, unfiltered — classic Chris & Amy.
Chapters & Timestamps
00:00 – Welcome to Sunday & Amy’s bargain-hunting obsession
00:26 – Black Friday chaos & small business pressure
01:31 – Will Black Friday kill Boxing Day Sales?
02:05 – The clickbait that got Chris
02:18 – Microplastics panic: breast milk, baby poo & metal lunchboxes
03:35 – Microwave radiation, processed food & fruit bar conspiracies
04:43 – Amy asks: “Do I look extra glowy today?”
04:56 – Amy reveals her salmon sperm facial
06:02 – Beauty routines: Botox vs fish sperm vs micro-threads
07:10 – Chris reads insane beauty trends from the internet
07:59 – Fire facials, leeches & fish pedicures
08:41 – Urine therapy… Amy dares Chris to try it
09:42 – Legally: Don’t try ANY of this
09:55 – Chris reviews new films & his Oscar predictions
10:52 – Ariana Grande in Wicked & “greenface” debates
11:47 – What’s an EGOT? Annabelle explains
12:59 – Annabelle performs Wicked live on air
14:29 – Wicked CGI drama & Scarecrow complaints
15:15 – Amy opens up about her daughter’s teenage behaviour
16:25 – The hair battles & morning tantrums
17:00 – Amy’s daughter wants tiny clothes — and Amy panics
18:20 – Social media’s impact on young girls
18:42 – Chris suggests it’s hereditary…
19:08 – Mustang Sally calls in!
19:55 – Amy’s teenage years exposed: micro-skirts & sneaking out
21:14 – Charlie dresses like Amy did at 13
22:17 – “Did Amy date a teacher?” Chris stirs trouble
22:31 – The iconic stroke-at-Woolies story
23:47 – Mustang Sally’s golf handicap
24:03 – How women make men uncomfortable
24:27 – Men crying: attractive or not?
25:42 – Amy cries daily (ads, koalas, Instagram kids)
26:58 – When is crying actually hot?
27:47 – Chris doesn’t want the show to end
28:08 – Final goodbye
Keywords
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's go. Let's good morning that remains to be seen
Chris Page and Amen Yards in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Amy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know you know I love a bargain, Like I
basically my diet is whatever's fifty percent off at Woolworths.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like I was like, where are you going with this?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like dog turns could be half priced. Guess what's for
dinner tonight?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You look for the yellow the yellow stickis Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, So I love a bargain. I'm seeing Black Friday
sales everywhere everywhere. Isn't Black Friday the end of November?
It's not? Or do they just blow it out?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
They blow it out.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And I feel like each year brands are launching Black
Friday sales earlier and earlier, and it's hard. I've actually
got a lot of friends who have got like small businesses,
and they have a real love hate relationship because around
this time is when people have the money and they're
spending because it's Christmas time. And then they go, all right,
you need to go on sale, and if you don't
(01:24):
go on sale, then you kind of get a bit
of a male strike next to your name, because it's
just become part of everyone's nature now. They just expect
Black Fridays to hit and everybody goes nuts. Like I
never used to jump on the Black Friday sales. In
the last two years, I can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
How fantastic they are. You can get like double the amount.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Are they going to put the Boxing Day sales sort
of out of business? Because if you can get everything
cheap before Christmas? The Boxing Day sales were originally designed
right for everyone to actually spend money up to Christmas.
But why would you now?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, I think because a lot of people don't have
the money after Christmas because they go so hard in
the Black Friday sales.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
And in the lead up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, that's what I said. You don't listen to me. Yeah,
is it going to kill the Boxing Day sales?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, people who love a bargain are always shopping, all right, Yeah, okay,
good chat. You're an asshole?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What I got done by click bait during the week.
The thing that's killing more people than fentanyl and heroine
put together like alcohol? Well, yeah, and I was like, yeah,
this will I can be that preachy sober guy. Of
it's alcohol, It wasn't processed food.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And microplastics, microplastics like the things that are in drink
bottles and lunch boxes.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
People are going right off plastics. Now you should the
kid shouldn't have plastic drink bottles, plastic lunch boxes. Basically,
people are dying and they're cutting open bodies and we're
all full of plastic. What we I'll tell you how
bad it is. So microplastics have been found in breast
milk and in maconium, which is the baby's first ever stool.
(03:03):
They're finding plastics in that. So we're being born contaminated.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
They would be so microscopic. I don't understand how they would.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
That would kill somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think it's not good for you long term. It's
you're not going to drop dead.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Alcohol is not good for you either.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I inject like poison into my face as well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well. Your body's already full of plastics, car and they
look great. I mean I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm not complaining either.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, So silicon, it's not plastic. Yeah, yeah, that's that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wishy, is it?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's fine, you can believe whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So have you switched the lunchboxes over to metal?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, we still got the plastic lunchboxes. I've done the
drink bottles. We've gone to metal, and I'm saving all
of the you know, old jars and stuff, and I'm
trying to store as much stuff in the covered in
glass instead of plastic.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, I hope you also get rid of your microwave.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh no, microwaves are no good.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
No good. The radiation.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You remember as a kid, I used to like put
something in the microwave and then I'd put my face
right up to it and I'd watch it go around
and around and around.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is that what you did as a kid?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, explains everything right now.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'd assumed you lived under power lines one of the microwave.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think the thing is if you look into anything,
it's going to be killing you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The processed foods are a huge problem, though, because how
hard is it to fill a lunch box without stuff
that's full of salts and stuff processed?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, my kid's plastic lunch box.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I mean there's a balance. I think it's a good
thing to have a balance.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But yeah, I'm cracking open a packet of Smith chips
bouring them in there.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
They're also processed.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I like those fruit bars from Aldi. They'd be natural.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They're like play do oh or they wouldn't call them
fruit bars if there was no fruit of them.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Would they?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They're basically healthy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Do I look extra glowy today?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Glowy?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
M just say yes?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes? Did you get lucky this morning?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well? I kind of maybe did get lucky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Not with Ryan though.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I went to a beautician and I act had this
thing called reduran, which is it's basically where they get
salmon sperm and they inject it into your face in
tiny little increments, And what it does is it gets
dispersed through five layers of your epidermis.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's your skin right correct.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now. I am still waiting for the full effects. You
have to have three of these done. But here's where I.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Am very curious.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
At what point did someone say, see that huge salmon
swimming in the ocean, let's pull it out of the water.
Where did this thought or idea come from?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now this is why we don't have a cure for
cancer or climate change, because the scientists are all out
their pleasuring salmon and then taking the product from that
and injecting it into faces.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, the reason I've gone ahead and done this is
because I've actually had three girlfriends who have already done
all three rounds and they swear by it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What does it do? Like, is it a botoxy?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, it doesn't freeze. No, botox is like a basically
a poison that freezes your muscle.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, sorry, you're just having salmon.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm just having the good old botox is disgusting. Oh no,
I get both. The sperm is just meant to, I
don't know, hydrate you make you appear more youthful. You know,
women these days is constant battle against aging without having
to go and do like a facelift. These are there's
little tiny procedures that you can do, Like you can
(06:44):
get micro threads, and you can inject your face with
fish sperm and all of these things that are going
to help be preventative against aging keep you looking as
youthful as possible. Hydrated plump dewey?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Did I does it have to be salmon? Like how
I go swimming and like pull a little brim out
of the water and just.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, well, I think there are a lot of benefits.
They talk They talk about the omega three in salmon.
They talk about all of the health benefits that come
from salmon.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Obviously eating it is so.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Great, come from salmon.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, everything about salmon is beneficial to the human body.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know, you can just eat it. Like I assumed
you were making this up, But I've googled weird beauty routines.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, there's so many weird No, you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, so the salmon thing is real, so good on you.
A vampire facial is another one, or a pip facial
using your own blood, Yes, spun down then micro needled
back into your face. Kim Kardashian, It actually.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Looks terrifying as well. You look terrifying. I think they
they take your blood and then they put it in
this machine and they spin it super quickly and they
take out all the platelets. I don't know, I've never
had that done, but I know that it's quite terrifying
to see afterwards. It says here a fire facial.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
This one I've heard of.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It says that there's a towel that they soak in
alcohol and is placed on the face then set on
fire for a few seconds. I mean, no, I am
not paying for that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's not a beauty routine. That's a TikTok challenge that
someone's hey kids, Yeah, fire facials, it's the new rage.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, let's go viral.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Try it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The leech therapy I've heard about that. They put you
put it on the body.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's an old time well. Yeah, that's from like the
olden days, meant.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
To suck out viruses and everything. Yeah, fish pedicure, surely
you've done that in Bali.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I've never been to Bali, but the fish I've heard
of fish they nibble dead skin often't Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's very ticklish.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Here's my favorite one, which I again have never heard of.
Maybe you can try this for me, Chris a you
It's called urine therapy, and people swear by using their
own urine as a tona in their hair. Yeah, you're
looking a little bit brassy, so if you could just
try it out. It's obviously not supported by scientific evidence.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But we have to say that bit, don't we. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Probably it probably went viral again on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does it have to be your own urine? I mean
I think it says it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I don't know who else, is youur only gonna use
Georgie's No.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, when I go to the beach, if there's like
a group of hot girls, I go and lie down
and start screaming I've been stung by a jellyfish. Someone
helped me.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, okay, yeah, use that urone.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Just don't do it in conjunction with the asparagus diet
as well, because then.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Nothing worse than this first asparagus? Where is there?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
All right? And I'm told again legally everything we just
read out is from the internet, and we're not doctors.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We are not.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Don't do any of it, especially wrapping an alcohol soaked
rag around your head and setting it on fire. Give
that one, I miss. I love my movies. I've already
told your best movie of the year one battle after another.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I think I'm going to watch that tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You should. It's just come out on the streaming, so
check it out. Sean Penn Oh lock him in for
an oscar?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Okay, heard it here first?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Speaking of oscars. The other person hoping to nab themselves
one this year is Ariana Grande. A lot of hype
about her for Wicked, Too Wicked for Good, which came
out two days ago. Here in a stream, I ask
you three days ago.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Has Arianna Grande done a few other.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Movies or was this her?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, she's I mean she's done. I think she's done
some Broadway stuff and obviously she's a great singer. But
this was her first movie. Yeah, okay, but she's she's
killing it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Listen. I haven't seen either, so I'd love to make comment.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But I've heard she's a really great actress in it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, and did you know the other woman is not
really green?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yesabe, I did know that.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm just waiting for the Internet to be outraged about
it that they didn't get a real green person to Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I don't know if they exist, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But doing green face in this day and age, I
know they should have got Sydney Tweeny to do green
face just to create some controversy.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
She's in too much strife as it is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Anyway, Yeah, define gravity is the claimers, so they reckon
it's going to win an Oscar for the Best Song,
and Ariana Grande they're going to put her in for
Best Supporting Actress.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Your claims?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is this your?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
This is what I read?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yep, just just what I hear. But it's it's easy
to win Best Supporting Actress and they reckon the other
someone else is already locked for Best Actress.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So could she not win Best Actress because she's technically
a singer and not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, no, no, not at all. Anyone can win it.
Singers have won it before she wins. I think Share
one one.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Did she Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
She did. Yeah, she's like an egot or something. You
know what an egot is.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's when you've won. It's the four the Emmy, Grammy,
Oscar and Tony Award. If you win all four of them,
you're an egot, and it's like the top level. There's
only there's there's only about two egots in the world.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, wow, good. I love Share.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Who's an egot?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So some really big ones are Judy Dench, she's won
a couple. Julie Andrews of course, naturally, I believe also
Rita Moreno West Side Story one.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Her final thing.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
One who's one off from being an egot is La
Mammal Miranda.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
He's just waiting on the Oscar.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He's a Hamilton dude, right, so he needs an oscar?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Get it?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
You guys really are oscar Nerdsay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, this is Annabelle who's here on work experience. Her
other job is at a theater that was playing Wicked
for months and months on end, so she's actually seen
it a hundred times.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Like, could literally do a one woman rendition, so I
know you haven't seen it, but you know, we could
clear the rest of the program and I can just
quickly run through it now so you're up to speed,
and then we'll all be across.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Could do a one woman rendition. I want, I want
a one woman audition. Rander, what's the best song out
of Wicked? What's your favorite?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I mean, like you define Gravity's the iconic one? The
one in part two I'm really excited for is of
course for Good, which is the beautiful duet that the
two of them sing, which is probably gonna make me cry.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Let's get a few bars of defining Gravity.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Singer. I mean, I'm not a singer. Singer, but we'll
give it a go.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I don't know if I can hit the final note
that it's well, the intro's iconic, which is the alphaba.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Why couldn't you stay calm for once instead of flying
off the handle?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I hope you're happy.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I hope you're happy now, I help you're happy.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How you hope your cast forever? I hope you think
you're clever. That's the opening line of the Oh my gosh,
I hope you're happy.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I hope you're happy to I hope you're proud. How
you would gravel in submission to feed your own ambition?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You just take over the show, Christ just like, stop, guys,
I couldn't possibly know. Stop your embarrassing me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh my gosh, what that was amazing?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Who needs to see Wicked?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You can anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Us Chris and Amy and Annabelle work experienc singing Wicked songs.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I've been week.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That's the future of radio. And I'm not going to
give anything away because it's part of the plot of
the original musical. But there is the Scarecrow character. I
am hearing that a lot of people have been laughing
when someone becomes the Scarecrow. The CGI is not so
good and he looks very weird, and people are sort
of going that, yeah, they let the movie down, let
(14:37):
the movie down, the Scarecrow and the CGI.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But yeah, sad, Yeah, sure, And you think with so
much AI and technology, around. If they're ever going to
blow everyone's socks off, it would be now.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Now look at Avatar right, Amy's clearly really not buying
into this one. Can you can you take us out
to a bit more defined gravity? Please? Better than anything
we've got to say.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Okay, so if you care to find me, look to
the western sky. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves
the chance to fly.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's five seconds of summer. Everyone's a star, are they?
Chris Pine's not. I don't get it anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
So you know how the few weeks ago I was
having a bit of a vent. Read my daughter, my
lovely darling daughter, who's absolutely my best friend.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
But she's nine going on eighteen.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Everything you tell me about Charlie, it doesn't reconcile in
my mind that she's nine years old. Everything you say
is like a thirteen year.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Old and the rest, plus the GST, I feel like
kids these days are so much more older than what
they are. I can back this with hard evidence from
other girlfriends of mine who have older children, Like nine
is now the equivalent to a.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Sixteen year old?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is she baping?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
No, she's not vaping.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
We're not there yet, but I think I spoke about
the hair obsession, and we do the hair multiple.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Times in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We have to get a front, back and left and
photo every single morning before school. And there's a lot
of product that goes in, much to my dismay, because
I keep trying to tell her school is for learning.
You don't need to use a whole cand of hairspray
on your hair. But god forbid, there's a bump. It's
tears galore.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Right, her bumps are bad.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Bumps in the hair are astronomically bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I thought she wanted you to like put a bump
in with the curler.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean, that makes no sense, no, no.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But she's a nine year old girl, so why does
it have to make sense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But her latest obsession at the moment is buying clothes
because she you know, kids are constantly growing, so they
constantly need new clothes and updated wardrobe. And even though
she's turning ten in a few weeks, she wants me
to buy her size seven or eight clothing so that
it's skin tied. It looks like it's sprayed on her.
It makes me want to die and hide her in
(16:58):
a little hole somewhere in the wall, because I just
I don't know how to say to her that those
clothes size seven that don't.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Fit you, and you've got a lot of years to
dress that way, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know the rest of your life to worry about
hair and makeup and boys so vain. Right now, I
need you to concentrate on reading and smelling words and
all of the things.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But how are you, guys, you and Charlie going, because
you've been having screaming matches in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I've thrown a hairbrush across the room.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I've just given up.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I've said to her from now on, do your own
hair because I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
It's the amount of pressure I.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Get anxiety coming downstairs in the morning because she's like
standing there with a brush, can if hair spray multiple
hair elastics? She's like, it's hairtime, and then I just
like I will wig out because I'm never going to
be able to nail it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like I'm not saying this to have a dig at you,
but on Instagram you do a lot of stuff like
where you're glammed up with your hair done nicely, showing
off lovely clothes. Could this be a hereditary gene? No,
I passed down.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I don't think it's that at all, because you only
see ten percent of my life, and a lot of
the stuff I do on Instagram is for brands and whatnot.
Eighty percent of me at home, I am fair faced
hair in a barn baggy T shirt. So I'm always
pushing the body positivity messaging, love this skin you're in, YadA,
(18:25):
YadA YadA. Also, I've got so many girlfriends who don't
do any of the things. They don't go to the events,
they don't have socials, they don't wear makeup, and their
daughters are all the same.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
So I think it's more of the social media epidemic.
They see all these kids.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And they're all doing makeup and trying out new stuff
from Sephora and all that kind of stuff, and it's
just rotting their brains.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But you were a real like you were a dream
teenage girl. I'm sure like you were. Really I was
perfect for your parents.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I feel like I was a horrific teenager.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, horrific. I get that vibe. I've got a sure
fire way to find out whether or not this is hereditary,
whether or not you have passed this on to Charlie.
Let me play a couple of songs here and come back.
I'm going to prove it to you. Okay, how I'll
show you. So we've just hearing about your dramas with
nine year old Charlie. Your daughter's a diva angry. I
(19:15):
said to you, look, I can help you out here.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think I know someone who will be able to
feel your pain and relate to your problems. It's you called,
It's your mum, Mustang Sally. We got on the line,
Mustang Sally. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not on the golf course today.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And not today someday. Off.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Now, I'm sure you were listening to the show, Mustang Sally.
Just Amy says, you listen every week to the two hours.
You love the music and the content. Sally. When you
heard that Amy has a daughter who is high maintenance, hormonal,
obsessed with her appearance and boys, and constantly difficult, did
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you laugh your ass off?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I just thought, Karma, yes you are.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's literally what she thought. I actually called her.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I told her about what everything was going on, and
I was looking for some words of affirmation or some
praise and to keep going.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Amy, You're doing a great job. And she just laughed.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Amy was a bit worse as a bit older, whereas
I think now they start younger.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What age was I a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I think you were more like twelve to thirteen when
you were like Charlie.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, well that's what they say.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
They say like nine year olds are like teenagers these, yes.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And twelve thirteen. I would imagine that's when your hormones
and your body and lots going on there.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I wasn't obsessed with my hair, was I?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You weren't obsessed with your hair so much. I mean,
I was never very good at doing your hair, and
you probably weren't very impressed with my.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Attempts.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you were obsessed with what you wore, and you
were definitely obsessed with wearing the smallest minuskirts you could
find and showing off your belly and everything else, much
to your father's delay.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Thank you, so you preemp to my next question perfectly.
Sally was big be Amy's dad also obsessed with what
she wore and going like looking at her trying to
sneak out of the house to meet boys at the
park and going what is that is that a belt
or a skirt?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I think you would have been horrified if he'd seen
some of the things she wore when she went the house.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well that's Charlie's at that point. Now she's almost ten
in December. But she likes me buying size eight clothing
because she likes everything spray painted on her and super short,
so she likes a little mid drift out and she
wants her shorts to be super short. And I'm like,
you're a fetus. Still, why are you trying to dress
like a twenty year old?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, I think that stems from her mother.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now, Sally, I get the impression that you know a
lot more about what went on with Amy as a
teenager than Big B her father. I think you two
might have kept your little secrets, But I mean, how
much are you were aware of? Like as far as
when she left the house, she'd change her outfit in
her friend's car, do we know about that.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I wouldn't be surprised. I used to do that as
a kid.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
This is herreditory. So Charlie gets it from you, and
you get it from Mustang.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So go.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
So Charlie's daughter's doomed as well.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you know that Amy was dating her teacher in
U ten?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I's not he's absolutely lying them.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
One One of our favorite stories on the show, Sally,
is when you had a stroke.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I remember that one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, yes, can you tell us about showing up to
Woolworth's looking for Amy and what the manager said to you?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Whashing this story because I love it?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, that was when she had her first job, I
guess really as a checkout Chicken Willis. But I went
up to Woolworth's and I was looking for her and
I couldn't see her. So I went up to the
information Yes, and I said, do you happen to know
where Amy was working today? And they said, oh no,
she had to go home because my mother had a stroke.
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I just I just had it. I just must have
looked really shocked.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh how awful.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Well top, but I thought, I know where she is.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
What an absolute legend. You didn't stop her in throw
me under the bus. You took one for the team.
You had my back.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
They must have wondered who I was. I must say
they would have known.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, it's funny I never got shifts after that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Your last one, yeah, probably must think, Sally. It's so
good to hear your voice again on the show. Thank
you for coming on. I know we've got to let
you go because you're hitting the hitting the links. You're
back on the golf course. Well yeah, so what's.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Your handicap at the moment. It's about thirty three.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It's thirty three.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Good.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
As long as she's having fun, that's the main thing, exactly,
that's all she does, Sally, missus copp, thanks so much.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
For and have a great time, all right, Pigi.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What do you think is the best way for a
woman to make a man feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh, we don't like it? Okay, Like I know, Cleo
and Cosmo or whatever say we do. But honestly, what
I can go to the doctor for a prostating it's
not Why do women's magazines all say that we like that.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You do like it?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You do, but I you don't want to admit that
you like it.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
No, it's not that I actually read an article saying
that women in today's age, I reckon just in general
find it quite endearing when a man can show emotion
and cry crying men, crying men, and even the way
you said it, like crying men and rolled your eyes
and men. There's this real generational stigma that if a
(25:01):
man cries, well, then they're weak. Do you see it
like that?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I think a lot has happened in the last twenty
years or so around men and boys mental health, where
it's like it's okay for a boy to cry and
men do cry. No, I think they absolutely do. The
part I don't believe is that women find it attractive
or appealing, because it's the same as like women get
polled and go, what's the most attractive thing about a man?
They got a sense of humor? That's garbage.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That is not garbage. One of the most attractive things
about a man is having a good sense of humor.
If you can make me laugh, you can get into
my pants.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Maybe I'm just not funny.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's probably that you couple that with a man who
is in touch with his emotions and confident enough to
let them out and express his feelings.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Shed a tear here or there. WHOA, that's a triple threat.
I mean that was only two, but that's a double threat.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So funny and crying, funny and emotionally mature unstable. Emotionally
mature is a great winning combination.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All the sad clowns out there are just fisting the air.
I just pup in the air right now. Yes, do
you know every comedian? Have you ever met a stand comedian?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Never met one?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, none of them are happy in real life. They're
all sad clowns, are they? When was the last time
you cried?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I cry daily?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Really, I don't like sob, but I cry a cleanex ads.
I cry at if I am scrolling Instagram and I
see a sick kid.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Sure, half the reason why I don't watch the news.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
What about quantus ads? No, the people are coming home
for Christmas and yeah, some.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Stuff like that. Depending on what area of the month
I'm in, I get more emotional than normal. I cried
at an NRMA add once about them cutting down the
trees and all the koalas losing their home.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And the feeding the koala water.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
So if a guy is crying every single day, maybe
a little bit of a turn off.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I guess you want to know the reason, right if
a man's crying before you go, oh, get in my bed.
So you want to go, hey, mate, why are you crying?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What about like if his pet died?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
That's really sweet that.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm only going to console him when a man sees
his bride coming down the aisle and you know, is
overcome with emotion and sheds a tear.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What about if he's watching Wicked at the movies and
you know they're just hitting that high note of defying
gravity and he bursts into tears.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean, I'm not against that.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I'm not sure that lo could be trying to get
into your pants.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
To be honest, I'm not here to stereotype your friends anyway.
It's good to show and express an array of emotions.
It is very healthy and it absolutely beats bottling them up.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, We're going to go your chance to be
at the iHeartRadio jingle Ball Grand Tour flying across the
USA saying all the biggest stars in the world is
coming up next. What's going on? Anything else? You want
to say?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, I hate the end of Sunday shows. I want
to I want to stay here because you don't want
to go home. My family are at home today. When
they're out, it's fine, I'm like out of here. We
finished the show on time. If my family are out.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You can stay back and do the planning for next
week if you want.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What about this show? Makes you think it is planned
in any way.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
It's just a professionalism.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Have a good day everyone, Bye.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's go. Let's good morning that remains to be seen
Chris Page and Amen Yards in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Amy, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know you know I love a bargain, Like I
basically my diet is whatever's fifty percent off at Woolworths.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like I was like, where are you going with this?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like dog turns could be half priced. Guess what's for
dinner tonight?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You look for the yellow the yellow stickis Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, So I love a bargain. I'm seeing Black Friday
sales everywhere everywhere. Isn't Black Friday the end of November?
It's not? Or do they just blow it out?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
They blow it out.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And I feel like each year brands are launching Black
Friday sales earlier and earlier, and it's hard. I've actually
got a lot of friends who have got like small businesses,
and they have a real love hate relationship because around
this time is when people have the money and they're
spending because it's Christmas time. And then they go, all right,
you need to go on sale, and if you don't
(01:24):
go on sale, then you kind of get a bit
of a male strike next to your name, because it's
just become part of everyone's nature now. They just expect
Black Fridays to hit and everybody goes nuts. Like I
never used to jump on the Black Friday sales. In
the last two years, I can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
How fantastic they are. You can get like double the amount.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Are they going to put the Boxing Day sales sort
of out of business? Because if you can get everything
cheap before Christmas? The Boxing Day sales were originally designed
right for everyone to actually spend money up to Christmas.
But why would you now?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, I think because a lot of people don't have
the money after Christmas because they go so hard in
the Black Friday sales.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
And in the lead up.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, that's what I said. You don't listen to me. Yeah,
is it going to kill the Boxing Day sales?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, people who love a bargain are always shopping, all right, Yeah, okay,
good chat. You're an asshole?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What I got done by click bait during the week.
The thing that's killing more people than fentanyl and heroine
put together like alcohol? Well, yeah, and I was like, yeah,
this will I can be that preachy sober guy. Of
it's alcohol, It wasn't processed food.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
And microplastics, microplastics like the things that are in drink
bottles and lunch boxes.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
People are going right off plastics. Now you should the
kid shouldn't have plastic drink bottles, plastic lunch boxes. Basically,
people are dying and they're cutting open bodies and we're
all full of plastic. What we I'll tell you how
bad it is. So microplastics have been found in breast
milk and in maconium, which is the baby's first ever stool.
(03:03):
They're finding plastics in that. So we're being born contaminated.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
They would be so microscopic. I don't understand how they would.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
That would kill somebody.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I think it's not good for you long term. It's
you're not going to drop dead.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Alcohol is not good for you either.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I inject like poison into my face as well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well. Your body's already full of plastics, car and they
look great. I mean I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm not complaining either.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, So silicon, it's not plastic. Yeah, yeah, that's that's different.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wishy, is it?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's fine, you can believe whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So have you switched the lunchboxes over to metal?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, we still got the plastic lunchboxes. I've done the
drink bottles. We've gone to metal, and I'm saving all
of the you know, old jars and stuff, and I'm
trying to store as much stuff in the covered in
glass instead of plastic.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, I hope you also get rid of your microwave.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh no, microwaves are no good.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
No good. The radiation.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You remember as a kid, I used to like put
something in the microwave and then I'd put my face
right up to it and I'd watch it go around
and around and around.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is that what you did as a kid?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, explains everything right now.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'd assumed you lived under power lines one of the microwave.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think the thing is if you look into anything,
it's going to be killing you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The processed foods are a huge problem, though, because how
hard is it to fill a lunch box without stuff
that's full of salts and stuff processed?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, my kid's plastic lunch box.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I mean there's a balance. I think it's a good
thing to have a balance.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But yeah, I'm cracking open a packet of Smith chips
bouring them in there.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
They're also processed.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I like those fruit bars from Aldi. They'd be natural.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They're like play do oh or they wouldn't call them
fruit bars if there was no fruit of them.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Would they?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They're basically healthy? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Do I look extra glowy today?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Glowy?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
M just say yes?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes? Did you get lucky this morning?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well? I kind of maybe did get lucky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Not with Ryan though.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I went to a beautician and I act had this
thing called reduran, which is it's basically where they get
salmon sperm and they inject it into your face in
tiny little increments, And what it does is it gets
dispersed through five layers of your epidermis.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's your skin right correct.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now. I am still waiting for the full effects. You
have to have three of these done. But here's where I.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Am very curious.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
At what point did someone say, see that huge salmon
swimming in the ocean, let's pull it out of the water.
Where did this thought or idea come from?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now this is why we don't have a cure for
cancer or climate change, because the scientists are all out
their pleasuring salmon and then taking the product from that
and injecting it into faces.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, the reason I've gone ahead and done this is
because I've actually had three girlfriends who have already done
all three rounds and they swear by it.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What does it do? Like, is it a botoxy?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, it doesn't freeze. No, botox is like a basically
a poison that freezes your muscle.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Oh yeah, sorry, you're just having salmon.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm just having the good old botox is disgusting. Oh no,
I get both. The sperm is just meant to, I
don't know, hydrate you make you appear more youthful. You know,
women these days is constant battle against aging without having
to go and do like a facelift. These are there's
little tiny procedures that you can do, Like you can
(06:44):
get micro threads, and you can inject your face with
fish sperm and all of these things that are going
to help be preventative against aging keep you looking as
youthful as possible. Hydrated plump dewey?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Did I does it have to be salmon? Like how
I go swimming and like pull a little brim out
of the water and just.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, well, I think there are a lot of benefits.
They talk They talk about the omega three in salmon.
They talk about all of the health benefits that come
from salmon.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Obviously eating it is so.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Great, come from salmon.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, everything about salmon is beneficial to the human body.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know, you can just eat it. Like I assumed
you were making this up, But I've googled weird beauty routines.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
No, there's so many weird No, you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, so the salmon thing is real, so good on you.
A vampire facial is another one, or a pip facial
using your own blood, Yes, spun down then micro needled
back into your face. Kim Kardashian, It actually.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Looks terrifying as well. You look terrifying. I think they
they take your blood and then they put it in
this machine and they spin it super quickly and they
take out all the platelets. I don't know, I've never
had that done, but I know that it's quite terrifying
to see afterwards. It says here a fire facial.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
This one I've heard of.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It says that there's a towel that they soak in
alcohol and is placed on the face then set on
fire for a few seconds. I mean, no, I am
not paying for that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
That's not a beauty routine. That's a TikTok challenge that
someone's hey kids, Yeah, fire facials, it's the new rage.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, let's go viral.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Try it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The leech therapy I've heard about that. They put you
put it on the body.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's an old time well. Yeah, that's from like the
olden days, meant.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
To suck out viruses and everything. Yeah, fish pedicure, surely
you've done that in Bali.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I've never been to Bali, but the fish I've heard
of fish they nibble dead skin often't Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's very ticklish.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Here's my favorite one, which I again have never heard of.
Maybe you can try this for me, Chris a you
It's called urine therapy, and people swear by using their
own urine as a tona in their hair. Yeah, you're
looking a little bit brassy, so if you could just
try it out. It's obviously not supported by scientific evidence.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But we have to say that bit, don't we. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Probably it probably went viral again on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does it have to be your own urine? I mean
I think it says it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I don't know who else, is youur only gonna use
Georgie's No.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, when I go to the beach, if there's like
a group of hot girls, I go and lie down
and start screaming I've been stung by a jellyfish. Someone
helped me.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, okay, yeah, use that urone.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Just don't do it in conjunction with the asparagus diet
as well, because then.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Nothing worse than this first asparagus? Where is there?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
All right? And I'm told again legally everything we just
read out is from the internet, and we're not doctors.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We are not.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Don't do any of it, especially wrapping an alcohol soaked
rag around your head and setting it on fire. Give
that one, I miss. I love my movies. I've already
told your best movie of the year one battle after another.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I think I'm going to watch that tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You should. It's just come out on the streaming, so
check it out. Sean Penn Oh lock him in for
an oscar?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Okay, heard it here first?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Speaking of oscars. The other person hoping to nab themselves
one this year is Ariana Grande. A lot of hype
about her for Wicked, Too Wicked for Good, which came
out two days ago. Here in a stream, I ask
you three days ago.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Has Arianna Grande done a few other.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Movies or was this her?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, she's I mean she's done. I think she's done
some Broadway stuff and obviously she's a great singer. But
this was her first movie. Yeah, okay, but she's she's
killing it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Listen. I haven't seen either, so I'd love to make comment.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But I've heard she's a really great actress in it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, and did you know the other woman is not
really green?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yesabe, I did know that.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm just waiting for the Internet to be outraged about
it that they didn't get a real green person to Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I don't know if they exist, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But doing green face in this day and age, I
know they should have got Sydney Tweeny to do green
face just to create some controversy.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
She's in too much strife as it is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Anyway, Yeah, define gravity is the claimers, so they reckon
it's going to win an Oscar for the Best Song,
and Ariana Grande they're going to put her in for
Best Supporting Actress.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Your claims?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is this your?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
This is what I read?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yep, just just what I hear. But it's it's easy
to win Best Supporting Actress and they reckon the other
someone else is already locked for Best Actress.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So could she not win Best Actress because she's technically
a singer and not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, no, no, not at all. Anyone can win it.
Singers have won it before she wins. I think Share
one one.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Did she Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
She did. Yeah, she's like an egot or something. You
know what an egot is.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's when you've won. It's the four the Emmy, Grammy,
Oscar and Tony Award. If you win all four of them,
you're an egot, and it's like the top level. There's
only there's there's only about two egots in the world.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, wow, good. I love Share.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Who's an egot?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So some really big ones are Judy Dench, she's won
a couple. Julie Andrews of course, naturally, I believe also
Rita Moreno West Side Story one.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Her final thing.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
One who's one off from being an egot is La
Mammal Miranda.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
He's just waiting on the Oscar.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He's a Hamilton dude, right, so he needs an oscar?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Get it?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
You guys really are oscar Nerdsay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, this is Annabelle who's here on work experience. Her
other job is at a theater that was playing Wicked
for months and months on end, so she's actually seen
it a hundred times.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Like, could literally do a one woman rendition, so I
know you haven't seen it, but you know, we could
clear the rest of the program and I can just
quickly run through it now so you're up to speed,
and then we'll all be across.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Could do a one woman rendition. I want, I want
a one woman audition. Rander, what's the best song out
of Wicked? What's your favorite?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I mean, like you define Gravity's the iconic one? The
one in part two I'm really excited for is of
course for Good, which is the beautiful duet that the
two of them sing, which is probably gonna make me cry.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Let's get a few bars of defining Gravity.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Singer. I mean, I'm not a singer. Singer, but we'll
give it a go.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I don't know if I can hit the final note
that it's well, the intro's iconic, which is the alphaba.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Why couldn't you stay calm for once instead of flying
off the handle?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I hope you're happy.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I hope you're happy now, I help you're happy.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
How you hope your cast forever? I hope you think
you're clever. That's the opening line of the Oh my gosh,
I hope you're happy.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I hope you're happy to I hope you're proud. How
you would gravel in submission to feed your own ambition?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You just take over the show, Christ just like, stop, guys,
I couldn't possibly know. Stop your embarrassing me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh my gosh, what that was amazing?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Who needs to see Wicked?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You can anymore?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Us Chris and Amy and Annabelle work experienc singing Wicked songs.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I've been week.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That's the future of radio. And I'm not going to
give anything away because it's part of the plot of
the original musical. But there is the Scarecrow character. I
am hearing that a lot of people have been laughing
when someone becomes the Scarecrow. The CGI is not so
good and he looks very weird, and people are sort
of going that, yeah, they let the movie down, let
(14:37):
the movie down, the Scarecrow and the CGI.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But yeah, sad, Yeah, sure, And you think with so
much AI and technology, around. If they're ever going to
blow everyone's socks off, it would be now.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Now look at Avatar right, Amy's clearly really not buying
into this one. Can you can you take us out
to a bit more defined gravity? Please? Better than anything
we've got to say.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Okay, so if you care to find me, look to
the western sky. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves
the chance to fly.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's five seconds of summer. Everyone's a star, are they?
Chris Pine's not. I don't get it anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
So you know how the few weeks ago I was
having a bit of a vent. Read my daughter, my
lovely darling daughter, who's absolutely my best friend.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
But she's nine going on eighteen.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Everything you tell me about Charlie, it doesn't reconcile in
my mind that she's nine years old. Everything you say
is like a thirteen year.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Old and the rest, plus the GST, I feel like
kids these days are so much more older than what
they are. I can back this with hard evidence from
other girlfriends of mine who have older children, Like nine
is now the equivalent to a.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Sixteen year old?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Is she baping?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
No, she's not vaping.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
We're not there yet, but I think I spoke about
the hair obsession, and we do the hair multiple.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Times in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We have to get a front, back and left and
photo every single morning before school. And there's a lot
of product that goes in, much to my dismay, because
I keep trying to tell her school is for learning.
You don't need to use a whole cand of hairspray
on your hair. But god forbid, there's a bump. It's
tears galore.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Right, her bumps are bad.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Bumps in the hair are astronomically bad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I thought she wanted you to like put a bump
in with the curler.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean, that makes no sense, no, no.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
But she's a nine year old girl, so why does
it have to make sense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But her latest obsession at the moment is buying clothes
because she you know, kids are constantly growing, so they
constantly need new clothes and updated wardrobe. And even though
she's turning ten in a few weeks, she wants me
to buy her size seven or eight clothing so that
it's skin tied. It looks like it's sprayed on her.
It makes me want to die and hide her in
(16:58):
a little hole somewhere in the wall, because I just
I don't know how to say to her that those
clothes size seven that don't.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Fit you, and you've got a lot of years to
dress that way, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You know the rest of your life to worry about
hair and makeup and boys so vain. Right now, I
need you to concentrate on reading and smelling words and
all of the things.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But how are you, guys, you and Charlie going, because
you've been having screaming matches in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I've thrown a hairbrush across the room.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I've just given up.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I've said to her from now on, do your own
hair because I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
It's the amount of pressure I.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Get anxiety coming downstairs in the morning because she's like
standing there with a brush, can if hair spray multiple
hair elastics? She's like, it's hairtime, and then I just
like I will wig out because I'm never going to
be able to nail it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like I'm not saying this to have a dig at you,
but on Instagram you do a lot of stuff like
where you're glammed up with your hair done nicely, showing
off lovely clothes. Could this be a hereditary gene? No,
I passed down.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I don't think it's that at all, because you only
see ten percent of my life, and a lot of
the stuff I do on Instagram is for brands and whatnot.
Eighty percent of me at home, I am fair faced
hair in a barn baggy T shirt. So I'm always
pushing the body positivity messaging, love this skin you're in, YadA,
(18:25):
YadA YadA. Also, I've got so many girlfriends who don't
do any of the things. They don't go to the events,
they don't have socials, they don't wear makeup, and their
daughters are all the same.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
So I think it's more of the social media epidemic.
They see all these kids.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
And they're all doing makeup and trying out new stuff
from Sephora and all that kind of stuff, and it's
just rotting their brains.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But you were a real like you were a dream
teenage girl. I'm sure like you were. Really I was
perfect for your parents.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I feel like I was a horrific teenager.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, horrific. I get that vibe. I've got a sure
fire way to find out whether or not this is hereditary,
whether or not you have passed this on to Charlie.
Let me play a couple of songs here and come back.
I'm going to prove it to you. Okay, how I'll
show you. So we've just hearing about your dramas with
nine year old Charlie. Your daughter's a diva angry. I
(19:15):
said to you, look, I can help you out here.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think I know someone who will be able to
feel your pain and relate to your problems. It's you called,
It's your mum, Mustang Sally. We got on the line,
Mustang Sally. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not on the golf course today.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And not today someday. Off.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Now, I'm sure you were listening to the show, Mustang Sally.
Just Amy says, you listen every week to the two hours.
You love the music and the content. Sally. When you
heard that Amy has a daughter who is high maintenance, hormonal,
obsessed with her appearance and boys, and constantly difficult, did
(20:01):
you laugh your ass off?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I just thought, Karma, yes you are.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's literally what she thought. I actually called her.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I told her about what everything was going on, and
I was looking for some words of affirmation or some
praise and to keep going.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Amy, You're doing a great job. And she just laughed.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Amy was a bit worse as a bit older, whereas
I think now they start younger.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What age was I a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I think you were more like twelve to thirteen when
you were like Charlie.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, well that's what they say.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
They say like nine year olds are like teenagers these, yes.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And twelve thirteen. I would imagine that's when your hormones
and your body and lots going on there.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I wasn't obsessed with my hair, was I?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Mom?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You weren't obsessed with your hair so much. I mean,
I was never very good at doing your hair, and
you probably weren't very impressed with my.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Attempts.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But you were obsessed with what you wore, and you
were definitely obsessed with wearing the smallest minuskirts you could
find and showing off your belly and everything else, much
to your father's delay.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Thank you, so you preemp to my next question perfectly.
Sally was big be Amy's dad also obsessed with what
she wore and going like looking at her trying to
sneak out of the house to meet boys at the
park and going what is that is that a belt
or a skirt?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I think you would have been horrified if he'd seen
some of the things she wore when she went the house.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well that's Charlie's at that point. Now she's almost ten
in December. But she likes me buying size eight clothing
because she likes everything spray painted on her and super short,
so she likes a little mid drift out and she
wants her shorts to be super short. And I'm like,
you're a fetus. Still, why are you trying to dress
like a twenty year old?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, I think that stems from her mother.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now, Sally, I get the impression that you know a
lot more about what went on with Amy as a
teenager than Big B her father. I think you two
might have kept your little secrets, But I mean, how
much are you were aware of? Like as far as
when she left the house, she'd change her outfit in
her friend's car, do we know about that.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I wouldn't be surprised. I used to do that as
a kid.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
This is herreditory. So Charlie gets it from you, and
you get it from Mustang.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So go.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
So Charlie's daughter's doomed as well.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you know that Amy was dating her teacher in
U ten?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I's not he's absolutely lying them.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
One One of our favorite stories on the show, Sally,
is when you had a stroke.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I remember that one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, yes, can you tell us about showing up to
Woolworth's looking for Amy and what the manager said to you?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Whashing this story because I love it?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, that was when she had her first job, I
guess really as a checkout Chicken Willis. But I went
up to Woolworth's and I was looking for her and
I couldn't see her. So I went up to the
information Yes, and I said, do you happen to know
where Amy was working today? And they said, oh no,
she had to go home because my mother had a stroke.
(23:14):
I just I just had it. I just must have
looked really shocked.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh how awful.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Well top, but I thought, I know where she is.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
What an absolute legend. You didn't stop her in throw
me under the bus. You took one for the team.
You had my back.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
They must have wondered who I was. I must say
they would have known.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, it's funny I never got shifts after that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Your last one, yeah, probably must think, Sally. It's so
good to hear your voice again on the show. Thank
you for coming on. I know we've got to let
you go because you're hitting the hitting the links. You're
back on the golf course. Well yeah, so what's.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Your handicap at the moment. It's about thirty three.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It's thirty three.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Good.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
As long as she's having fun, that's the main thing, exactly,
that's all she does, Sally, missus copp, thanks so much.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
For and have a great time, all right, Pigi.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What do you think is the best way for a
woman to make a man feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh, we don't like it? Okay, Like I know, Cleo
and Cosmo or whatever say we do. But honestly, what
I can go to the doctor for a prostating it's
not Why do women's magazines all say that we like that.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
You do like it?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You do, but I you don't want to admit that
you like it.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
No, it's not that I actually read an article saying
that women in today's age, I reckon just in general
find it quite endearing when a man can show emotion
and cry crying men, crying men, and even the way
you said it, like crying men and rolled your eyes
and men. There's this real generational stigma that if a
(25:01):
man cries, well, then they're weak. Do you see it
like that?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I think a lot has happened in the last twenty
years or so around men and boys mental health, where
it's like it's okay for a boy to cry and
men do cry. No, I think they absolutely do. The
part I don't believe is that women find it attractive
or appealing, because it's the same as like women get
polled and go, what's the most attractive thing about a man?
They got a sense of humor? That's garbage.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That is not garbage. One of the most attractive things
about a man is having a good sense of humor.
If you can make me laugh, you can get into
my pants.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Maybe I'm just not funny.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's probably that you couple that with a man who
is in touch with his emotions and confident enough to
let them out and express his feelings.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Shed a tear here or there. WHOA, that's a triple threat.
I mean that was only two, but that's a double threat.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So funny and crying, funny and emotionally mature unstable. Emotionally
mature is a great winning combination.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All the sad clowns out there are just fisting the air.
I just pup in the air right now. Yes, do
you know every comedian? Have you ever met a stand comedian?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Never met one?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No, none of them are happy in real life. They're
all sad clowns, are they? When was the last time
you cried?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I cry daily?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Really, I don't like sob, but I cry a cleanex ads.
I cry at if I am scrolling Instagram and I
see a sick kid.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Sure, half the reason why I don't watch the news.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
What about quantus ads? No, the people are coming home
for Christmas and yeah, some.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Stuff like that. Depending on what area of the month
I'm in, I get more emotional than normal. I cried
at an NRMA add once about them cutting down the
trees and all the koalas losing their home.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And the feeding the koala water.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
So if a guy is crying every single day, maybe
a little bit of a turn off.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I guess you want to know the reason, right if
a man's crying before you go, oh, get in my bed.
So you want to go, hey, mate, why are you crying?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What about like if his pet died?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
That's really sweet that.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm only going to console him when a man sees
his bride coming down the aisle and you know, is
overcome with emotion and sheds a tear.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What about if he's watching Wicked at the movies and
you know they're just hitting that high note of defying
gravity and he bursts into tears.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean, I'm not against that.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I'm not sure that lo could be trying to get
into your pants.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
To be honest, I'm not here to stereotype your friends anyway.
It's good to show and express an array of emotions.
It is very healthy and it absolutely beats bottling them up.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, We're going to go your chance to be
at the iHeartRadio jingle Ball Grand Tour flying across the
USA saying all the biggest stars in the world is
coming up next. What's going on? Anything else? You want
to say?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
No, I hate the end of Sunday shows. I want
to I want to stay here because you don't want
to go home. My family are at home today. When
they're out, it's fine, I'm like out of here. We
finished the show on time. If my family are out.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You can stay back and do the planning for next
week if you want.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What about this show? Makes you think it is planned
in any way.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
It's just a professionalism.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Have a good day everyone, Bye.
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