April 25, 2026 • 32 mins
In this episode of Chris and Amy's Ride, Chris and Amy dive into a range of topics, from the challenges of dating after a long-term relationship to the quirks that drive them crazy in everyday life.
Chris shares his thoughts on the recent Michael Jackson film, and discusses the importance of being true to oneself.
Amy opens up about her own experiences with online dating and the importance of taking the first step. Chris and Amy also reveal their pet peeves in a new segment called 'Airing of Grievances' - from annoying utensil drawers to the frustration of eating an apple in public.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the free iHeart appol Rag. Everybody's after It's
(00:35):
God Feel and this is Chris and Amy in the
Morning pod Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Say good morning everyone, Happy Sunday, Amy Gerard, everyone, everyone listening?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Everyone did I roll.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My honestly it's the Spanish I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I've learned Spanish on duelingo and there's the challenges
no seriously, where you have to say the word back
and it's listening to say the word and it misses it.
So it says, right, what's the word for closed? And
I'll go serato, sarata and then and it doesn't pick
it up, and you got salado.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You need a Spanish name, now can we call you joje?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well? Page in Spanish, as in like a book page
is pagina, but I don't know. It sounds like it
has vagina vibes, doesn't it. I don't want to be
pagina anyway. About Chris, Chris, I'm on, I'm Chris l
paigo on due lingo ad me guys, okay, donate him anyway.
Everyone had a great Anzac day yesterday, but Yeah. We
(01:40):
don't want to talk about it being a long weekend
because we know around Australia it's there's injustice for the
public holiday tomorrow because New South Wales w a act
public holiday tomorrow, long weekend, hallelujah. Yeah, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne robbed.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's so unfair. I know, state electorate.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's the premiers kind of trying to carry a bit
of favor with the people. You remember Gladiator with Russell
kraw when the emperors were a bit on the nose,
like you know, like elbow or something. Right, everyone's going geez,
I thought this bloke might be a bit better. They'd
be saying that about, you know, Emperor Nero. So we go,
oh god, the people hate me. Tell you what, We'll
(02:24):
put on some games at the coliseum and we'll throw
some Christians to the lions, get some gladiators out there
and everyone likes again.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Public holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I reckon, it's that so yeah, say yead Chris Mins,
I reckon in New South Wales, go I want to
be a good blow. What are we doing an election
coming up?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Smart move just center in Victoria. She's beyond like she
knows she's beyond being popular. So yeah, don't even bother.
Enjoy the long weekend if you've got one. If not,
just have a good Sunday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, unlucky.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's rain me in. Here on kiss with Chris and
Amy in the morning. We won't be rained in, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
We will absolutely always.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Good people that run a r N will do whatever
you want toe the line. Sure, well except for this one.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're gonna need to be rained in after this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I produce didn't want me just not. I'm telling you
because my kids have started doing this and I we
spoke about this. Your kids have brought it back to
I assumed because when we were at high school in
the nineties, remember everything was gay, like you're gay, that's gay,
and gay was sort of used as like a it's
sort of what equivalent of lame.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, I think it was used back then, Like when
I used to say it in primary school. I didn't
even really understand the meaning of it. No, like you
didn't have the education and understanding back in the day
of how it could be offensive too.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, you don't know what it's straight sex is, so yeah,
that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Like my six year old will say gay and but
he doesn't even know what he's saying. He doesn't know
that he's, you know, probably being offensive.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, mine was offensive to a pastor because my son
past Yeah, he only likes pennae because spaghetti's gay. Who
knew spaghetti?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I don't know what to say, like they don't. They're
six and eight. Yeah, So it's like I said to them,
you don't know what you're talking about. You don't even
know what gay is, yea? And they're like, yes, we do,
and do they And then they gave me a sort
of explanation where they it's sort of they half have
an inkling that it's means to me anyway. I don't
know what to do because I assumed that had stopped,
(04:33):
you know, because now no one speaks like that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think when you get to high school, like some
of the teenagers in our street, I don't think that
they would be using that kind of terminology or language.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, like fifteen sixteen super woke, now, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
They are woke, But even from you as young as
ye seven, I think they have an understanding that that
it's not appropriate and it's not nice, whereas I think
kids at you know, six and seven. I actually the
thing for me is I don't know where they pick
it up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, even the older kids needed to pick it up somewhere.
We are out there saying something's gay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think, like, yeah, I think it comes from families
who you know, are a little bit I want to say,
rough around the edges and don't think that there's anything
wrong with it, and they're a bit uneducated and are
probably using it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I was just surprised given how much things have changed,
and I know there's a lot of stuff you know,
you and me would have done at school that the
kids don't do anymore. I thought maybe that that had
died with we think if.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You remember being a kid at school, you always used
to get pants. The video went out the other day.
People used to pants my brother, my brothers used to
pants other boys. I thought that would also die because
no one you know, you're not allowed to show private
parts in public. That's daki dak he sorry, yeah, when
you get pants.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh what about the game do you used to play?
Catch and Kiss?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh? Yeah, catch and Kiss is still very much alone.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What it's called now rape? You can like that game
is finished.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You are still allowed to play catch and Kiss. Yeah,
wouldn't have thought so as long as they're oh god,
it's harmless the bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's been the bottles like yeah, because everyone's sitting there
going yeah, I understand that if the bottle lands on me,
I might a kiss, like catch and kiss with the chasing.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, if you're participating in the game. A lot of
the girls. When I used to play Catch and Kiss,
I wanted to be caught. Yeah, you'd pucker up boys
back when I look like fatty vat.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. Maybe when I used to play like
you would just chase people who didn't even know the.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Game was happening, weren't even participating in the game at
a different time anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Look spoke to them and said, look, it's not a
rude word or anything like that, but it means something different,
and that's you're using the word incorrectly. So don't use
it like that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think that's all you can do. Yeah, I think
if you're gay, that's great, but you don't use it
to insult a pasta.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah right, yeah, and if spaghetti is gay, that's fine too, Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
I mean, yes, okay, fine, spaghetti's gay. You're still gonna
eat it. That's it's still delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It is delicious. That's what I have my ballowed name
with every week.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That was the extent of my parenting. This week parenting
one won.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerid.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Every week we love to get inside the heads of
all the mums of Australia. See what they're talking about
this week, So we're going back inside the secret society
of the Facebook mums group.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey, mums, I lost my partner a few years ago
and have spent so long just trying to hold everything
together for the kids that I've almost forgotten what it
feels like to be me, not just mum, not just surviving,
but actually open to something new. Now that I'm finally
in a place where I might be ready, the thought
of dating again is honestly terrifying. It feels like the
world's moved on without me and I'm stuck, not knowing
(07:55):
the rules anymore. How do you even take the first
step without feeling completely out of your depth?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, her husband's passed away, Yeah, she said she lost him.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No she has not lost him. Well, yeah, no, he's
passed away, you insensitive prick, and she wants to kind
of get back out there on the horse. My advice
to you is never get married again. Firstly, but dating
(08:30):
is fun, it can be, well, yeah, true, it can be.
The first step is just about putting yourself out there.
So I've got a girlfriend. She has never been married,
but she is adamant. She won't go on any of
the apps, and she won't go on a blind day,
and she won't be set up with anyone. She is
expecting her prince charming to come and find her, except
(08:51):
she works in a heavy female focused industry, only around females.
I was like, Babe, no one's coming. No one is
coming unless you put yourself out there. And just remember
you probably will have to kiss a few toads before
you find a nice prince, as we all have. I mean,
I kissed a lot of toads before finding.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh you licked them. I did not those psychedelic toads.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Well that's a thing now, like something to do with
frogs anyway, don't like frogs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
A friend of my wife's lost her husband and such
a terrible story.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He didn't play that song to her either.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, I didn't it hadn't come out at that point,
So this is terrible, Like this is a lady our
age lost her husband suddenly unexpected, was terrible. It was
years she was in a really bad way and finally
did go on a date again and kissed a guy
for the first time since her husband had died years later.
(09:51):
But she did say that first kiss with another man
was very weird.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Of course it would be. I think it's one thing
to have gotten in a separation or gotten divorced. Yes,
it's usually because you're unhappy in the marital home and whatnot.
It's another thing to have lost uhusbig like, so you
you actually haven't fallen out of love or anything, you've
lost him, So it would be very, very hard. So
I want to give this mom a big hug and
(10:18):
just tell her to take her time and don't rush things,
and if you are getting even the hint of a
red flag, don't waste your time.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It depends on your believes as well in the afterlife.
So when I talk about my grandmother, she's Nancy the
Great and Only Henry. My eldest boy met her met
her as a baby, so she never met Oscar. But
we talk about her all the time, And I say, Nanny, Nancy,
she's up in heaven, yes, and up in heaven you
can see everything happening down on earth. And she watches
(10:47):
you guys every day, and I just know she's so
proud of you and everything. But like, if I die,
I mean, if that's what I think heaven is, then
am I watching Georgie.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hook up with another dude?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And it's been two weeks, Georgie, it's the wake. It's
my weight.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh we haven't even had a funeral for me.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Georgie, you're the tongue out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I wouldn't blame her.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, well, if they can see in heaven, yeah, cover
your eyes. Ex husband, she's back on the scene.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Should be. She's spent years, you know, caring for her
kids and grieving, so she's done the time. It's time
for her to get back on the horse and be
made to feel wanted and lusted over.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And will he forever be her husband? Will she always go?
He's my husband who died, And the new guys might
be the new love of her life, but it's still
the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well yeah, until he becomes the second husband.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You said not to get remarried.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I did say that. Don't do it all right.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now I'm thinking about my grandmother watching me working a kiss.
What she would think. She wouldn't approve of the music.
No a Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, this is Cris Page and
Amy's ride Costa live.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
With those petrol prices, they come down a little bit,
a little come down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Why are we talking like that? Like a battler? An
absolute sorry I say I'm like a batler. I have
no money, I'm getting I leave the supermarket now, and
you know, when you've got the trolley full and there's
the English charity muggers, go and get me to talk
about you.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They always English.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And I love English people. They've got great banter. Yeah
they do.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But you don't like children starve and you know, want
to help them.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I already give to charities and they go which ones
and then they go. If you lump some, if you
put like, do it all together, you can get a
tax increase or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm actually currently fully sponsoring two very sick little boys,
Henry and Sons. Sick.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They're not they're privileged and lucky, but I look at
the guys and go I can't afford what's in this trolley,
Like I just overspent already today at the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And now they're in court because some of the discounts,
the downtown prices are down. Catch but yeah, there's all
the stuff back. Well, they put up the prices first
to then plan to reduce them by a little bit.
So something's five bucks, this is what the a triple
C alleging something was five dollars, They put it up
(13:31):
to eight dollars, and then a few weeks later go, hey,
this is now six dollars down down, and it was
a that's what they're saying. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I was going to say, who's taking them to court?
A triple C? Or Yeah, there's not like a civil
lawsuit or anything happening.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, No, I mean people complain about it, all complain,
but I don't know. You go, well, technically is it illegal,
but it falls under deceptive conduct and stuff discount.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, look, I am a sucker for it. When I
go and do my weekly grocery shop, especially for like
school supplies and stuff. As long as there's some kind
of discounted sales price ticket, that's what I'm buying. Yeah,
I don't care if my kids have never even tried
that flavor of chips. If it's on sale, even if
it's ten percent off, if it's got that little yellow
or whatever sticker it is, that's what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I would love to know if there's anyone out
there that still actually has brand loyalty when they go shop.
Sure there are, Like, really are people really going to go? No,
I only eat kettle chips. I'm not buying Red Rock
Deli because I hate red only kettle.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I reckon there would be. There'd be so many people
like that. They're loyal to the death. I'm just not
one of them. No.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh, whatever's half priced is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Same as me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
If you notice there's things at the shops where you
just got, I would never pay full price for that
because it's always a ripoff. Well no, you just got yeah,
Like but the dish washing liquid, dish washing tablets, so
my always half price to go, who the hell's painful
price for them?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
My laundry tablets, the ones that I use in my
washing machine, obviously I will only buy it when they're
half priced, so they go from like thirty six dollars
down to eighteen and when I see them half I
buy three.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Bags not perishable, so not perish.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
If I go up there, if I've actually ever run out,
which is very rare. But if I see them full price,
never would I buy them.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'd wear dirty clothes until that price comes exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'll come into Woolworths and stink up the joint.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
With my until you put those laundry tabs down. We're
not washing.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'll tell you what's next though. At the supermarket you
want an exclusive? Have you noticed they've changed from paper
price tags to the digital ones.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, I haven't seen them yet.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not every but a lot of them. Look at them,
the price tags where it turns from white to yellow
because it's on special. You look at them, they're actually
little screens. They're not people aren't going around with stickers.
I haven't the screen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
They haven't hit the verbs where I live yet.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, so it means they can like changing the price
of stuff, changing the specials. They consider the computer and
do a button and it changes it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Very clever.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So no things. What's next? Facial recognition technology when you
walk in they've already got that. Yeah, catering specials just
for you as you walk around the store.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Here comes Amy Girard. We know she loves cold power
washing machine quick half price or not half. Maybe let's
tempt it with thirty percent. Yeah, yep, but that's next.
Thanks Ai.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Good morning again everyone, Abby Sunday. Amy.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
How are you doing, Paigi?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
How are you pretty good?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Elon, Well, yeah, except I'm an endangered species.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I've just found out from who Elon musk on Twitter
or x the reptile.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, that's the thing. He's not even human.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's Abby, absolutely not human. That man is an alien.
I'm convinced.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Smart guy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Why he said we're an endangered species?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He said Australians are an endangered species. He's very big
on birth rates, Elon. He's obsessed with this around the world.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah he doesn't. He have like seventeen kids and they're
all called like X, Y and ye dead.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it's not a problem for billionaires.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
With the Brazilian nannies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Sure, Global birth rates are going down.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Particularly because cost of living is through the roof.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, but it's in developed countries like Australia, England, America, France.
The birth rates going down, whereas the problem is in
a lot of third world countries it's still.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'll tell you why that is because I think in
third world countries they know no different, right, and it's
not overly expensive to live in those countries, and they've
always been used to having large families where you.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Need your kids to look after you, and you need
to have some sons to work, examily and all that,
so they have six or eight kids.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Exactly right, Whereas in you know, countries like the UK
and the US, here it's so expensive to live. And
also people have caught it on to the fact that
any more than two kids in circus and they've just
gone no thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But it's dropped down below. Remember people used to talk
about the two point five kids as the standard. Yeah,
half a child, just the way the average Australian was
like the the backyard, the mum and dad and two
point five kids was the average.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Okay, do you know what I mean? That was really
how do you have half a half a kid?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You don't have half a kid, but the like if
you take I know, basically okay, yeah, now I'm picturing
half a But anyway, the two point five kids isn't
two point five anymore. It's now below too. There are
more and more people having going you know what, I
want to have a kid, but kind of for more
than one. Yeah, of course, and planning for it.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So Elon's caught us in dangered species.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, but what an Australian is is always well, you know,
we're a cultural melting pot now, like what an Australian
isn't okay? Like if Elon Must's idea of an Australian
is like crocodile dundee. Oh yes, yeah, a bloke with
a blue singlet, spoken darts inside ten vbs after work. Yeah,
leather skin and you still use the words sheiler. Then
(18:59):
yet you are you are probably endangered if you're still
doing that. Yeah, you're extinct.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Basically extinct.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
This is Crisp Page and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm into Texas now because I'm watching land Man. Yeah, Billy, Bob,
damn it, Dale, damn it. It looks I like the
way they talk in Texas.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Honestly, you're only on the first season.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I've only just started it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh it just gets better and better.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
H Well, I'm binging land Man at home. But well
it was king to head to the movies and seeing
Michael You've Been which is huge at the box office.
Even the pre sale tickets sold out. It's at Imax,
everything like that. Yeah, doing well. The reviews not so
good though. It has an average review like thirty eight
(19:44):
out of one hundred, Yeah, which is down in the
red that's dog poo.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Are you gonna go and watch it? I feel like
you are a bit of a movie critic in a
I love movie. Yeah. So I feel like you have
to do us the service and actually go and watch
it yourself, because you know, some people, maybe they were
true Michael Jackson die hard fans and they were expecting more,
whereas you might look at it through a different lens.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, the reviews have put me off it. Not not
because it's not a great movie. I'm happy to go
see it, but here we go. The film turns the
realities of a tragic, deeply complicated life into a sanitized
popcorn film. Oh so, and then says Michael isn't a movie,
It's a filmed playlist in search of a story. Okay,
(20:28):
so it's out there at the popcorn movie. It's got
the PG rating.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, that's why we knew it was always going to
be a little bit I don't want to say the
word boring, but it is sanitized.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's for the Michael Jackson music lovers.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, because they know that if they did a deep
dive into his life and told the story with a
bit more honesty and reality, it have to be rated r.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
They did Finding Neverland, Remember they had that and the
whole world was traumatized.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Was that a documentary? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think it was Netflix and radio stations pull these
music for a bit, Yeah, for a bit, and then
I don't know. Then somehow time passes and he comes
back on.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That's odd, like Chris Brown, right, Yeah, he disappeared and
now he's kind of back on some.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look, everyone makes mistakes and you do your time. I
don't want to say that, particularly as Michael isn't around
to answer questions or redeem himself now, but we don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Go and watch the movie, yeah, and report back. That
was the.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Criticism of Bohemian Rhapsody as well, though I really like
that movie. I liked it too, but it was Sasha
Baron Cohen. I was telling you was going to play
Freddie Mercury. He pulled out because he said, it's too sanitized,
like the stuff Freddie Mercury was really really got.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Up to, Like none of that could have been.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It was in the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, of course, because then you're cutting off half of
a demographic. Most people can't watch it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But that's the verdict of the Michael movie. If you
love his music and the show and the dance scene
more like a musical, that's what it all is there for.
People have said it's been well whitewash average back, I
see what you did there, White, It's like Michael. Sure, Okay,
it's in cinemas now if you want to check it out. No, no,
(22:13):
tell me what you think, because I don't think I
could be bossed. Maybe don't will make the real Michael
Jackson movie. Maybe next year that can release the Balls
and all R rated version Balls and all. Yeah, maybe
Kevin Spacey could be in it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
That man should never be in another movie.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Roman Polanski. Directly, this is Chris.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So obviously you and I are both married. We live vicously, yeah, yeah,
we live vicariously through our single friends. I have a
few that have single by choice, few that are desperately
looking for love because they think married life is going
to solve all their problems.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I've seen your master. I know, like somebody, you've got
a few friends there are hot to trot.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Hot to trot is absolutely correct. But a couple of
weeks ago, there was a whole bunch of us. There
was about eight of us, and we've gone to this winery.
One of our girlfriends who had previously been on a
date with this certain guy, said, oh, do you mind
if he comes and meets us for a drink? And
obviously majority of us there are all married, so we're like, no,
no worries. And he turned up and he came with
(23:14):
like two or three friends. And not only was he
an absolute douche canoe, he came across really arrogant. Obviously
as a friend, observing from the outside, I could see
a lot of red flags. But she's got these rose
colored glasses on because he's very outgoing and confident and whatnot.
(23:35):
And I just I have been burnt in the past
with friends where I've come across certain partners or boyfriends
or you know, people that are seeing other people, and
I've always shared my opinion on them, or I've told
them the truth about certain things, and it has always
backfired on me, and in turn, I've ended up losing girlfriends.
(23:57):
They turn on me because they want to pursue this loser.
And I just want to know, like, do I say
something to her? Like there was certain comments that he
made quite judgmental, inappropriate looks towards other women around him. Really,
if you're there catching up with a girl that you've
just started dating for a drink, I don't know, maybe
that's not the right place to be, like kind of
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eyeballing off her friends.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's confident inviting him along to meet the panel, the girlfriends,
the judging panel after being for a drink with him once,
so she thinks he's listen and I's awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
As she does. And I also think it would have
been quite intimidating for him. So he's come in. Maybe
he was anxious and he's disguised it with arrogance.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Over compensating, nervous, and he's trying to not look nervous.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
That's right, but he was just he just came across
as an a monster loser. And I was like, do
I say something to hell or do I just let
it play out.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I've got a question and it's about because a friend
of mine was marrying a guy. I had just a
bad feeling about the guy. I didn't really know him,
but I just got like a bad vibe. Anyway, I
went to their wedding and all of his mates were assholes.
Oh yeah as well, And then I went that confirms it? Yeah,
so what were these blokes mates like, because it's the
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company you keep?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
If his mates were the two there were, one of
them was married, the other one was in a long
term relationship. They were also a little bit arrogant.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, I got their little crew.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Oh but like arrogant for not overly attractive men. You know,
I just don't understand that. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I bet they were. Were they wearing puffa jackets?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No? What ended up happening with your friend that married
the douche knoo? Are they still together?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah? Married? Yeah, I mean she knows she hates him.
Oh yeah, they got kids there.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So sometimes I think I actually had two girlfriends who
were in long term relationships with two guys, and I
found out that both of the dudes were doing the
dirty and I told these girls and they both dropped
me as a friend.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I was like sorry, what kept the cheetah?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yep? And then it fizzled anyway. But sometimes I just
think you got to let nature run its course, and
sometimes you just got to be there as a supportive friend,
waiting in the wings, helping her, you know, picking her
up when she falls, and not being overly opinionated.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
How long have you been friends with this girl?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Ten years? You give it to us straight?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Okay, yeah, he's new, and you know what, I'll give
it to her straight. She can take it with a
grain of salt and do whatever she wants. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The one you want to be careful of is when,
like if you came in and said, hey, me and
Ryan are separated, and I go, thank god, you know
that loser, that that big, hairy, dumb loser. You should
he was too good beer blah blah blah blah. And
you know the following week you're going to come and go,
me and Ryan are working things out.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah. Two months later, oh we're actually going together.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm going to give it another now. I know what
you think of you, but I remember what you said
about him, and our friendship will never be the same.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride almost time
for us to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yes, bottling up anger never can be well. I found
out I'm actually two zen at home now because I
went out last weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And held abuse at a parking guy, car.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Park attendant, not a parking inspector, like the guy at
the car park.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But you know what, there are certain bizarre things, mostly
in my house, that send me into a spiraling rage.
They're not actually a big deal, but to me they're
a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They will bottle up and they will explode, and it's
not healthy. So let's air some grievances.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh yeah, airing.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
A lot of problems with your people.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, you know when you're watching and I told you
I've started watching Landman great, but with all the streamers,
this is HBO, Amazon, Netflix. When I watch a movie
right and sit there like a big three hour movie,
you know you could be sitting there watching Lawrence of
Arabia when the credits start rolling, Can you give me
(27:57):
longer than two seconds before you pop up and go
up next?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Why you want to watch the credits?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Sometimes no one wants to watch the credits. Sometimes I
want to just I've been watching a movie I could
do with longer than two second. I don't want to
see who who was the lining? Who is the key grip?
I want to watch the credits.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I think you're in the minority here.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
No give me, no, don't get me less time going
watch credits. Watch before i'm and suddenly I'm on mister
Beast or some ship that it's gone on too.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I don't just leave me be leave me, leave Chris
in the credit.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
My grievance, I'll hit next when I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'll tell you what I have a real grievance with.
We have this utensils draw, and obviously it's where all
of the utensils, like the potato masher, the tongs, Every
utensil goes in this draw and I empty out the
dish washer and I put all of the utensils back.
And then do you think I can close the door?
I try and close it, and then I move things
around and I try and close it again.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's the tongs.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's always something.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's the tongue. Never they open, if they don't, if
they're not closed, probably one of them springs open and
then jams up in the top of the drawer and
won't close it.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
But I go from the Dalai Lama to like Forest
Griffin in like one second.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Forest Griffin.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He's an MMA fighter, is he? Yeah? All right, well,
don't just teach you something.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I thought you were confused and you were like Forest Gump. No, suddenly, Wow,
won't the door?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Wo?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Won't the door? Said Jenny. The door won't close? Forest
Gump would be more appropriate for that, being unable to
close the drawer. Yeah, the tongues are.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Jam No, but we're talking about grievance, is here, okay?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Triangular shade cloths, I mean it's some weird hang ups. Yeah,
when I see a triangular shade cloth, I become agitated,
do you?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah? Just why? Okay? For me, it's coat hangers, whether
it's in my wardrobe or maybe I'm a Zara or
a shop. If I'm trying to get something off like
a rack and the coat hangers, you know how they
all get tangled, like the little cords or the little straps.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
If they're not all facing the same way.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, I don't care about that. But if it gets
stuck and then I'm trying to pull it down, and
then all of a sudden and I just break the game.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And then you rip the dress. And you got to
sneak out of sports girl. Do not sorry, Suzanne, No,
I don't. I forgot you're forty. Now you're going from
a sports girl. Suzanne's cool, Suzanne's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Suzanne's got some nice threats in there these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Up there with a spree.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't think that even exists anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Is a spree gone? Yeah? With brace brothers. Okay, you
know that bike racks I get. You gotta have a
bike rack on your car. Sometimes put it on the back.
You know there's bike racks on the roof, and the
bikes that don't lie stand up.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yes, you're not okay with that?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It looks like a ghost is riding a bike on top.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
So your grievances are just visual things that annoy you,
whereas minor things that actually aggravate me. You know, chopper
chops opening a chop up?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Why are they so hard to open?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I will spiral into an unending rage.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We were at the hairdressers yesterday. The kids got chopper chops.
Of course they go, can you open this for me? Impossible?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Very impossible. Even this morning, I was trying to open
a brand new honey and you know the plastic little
strip things. I was just trying to get it off.
Of course it doesn't come off, and then I had
to get a bloody knife out.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Why are something sealed like bloody listerine? Why is it
like sealed like really hard plastic to get off on
the top? What so someone can't contaminate it?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
But Milk's not milk has a seal, not the full
plastic name listerine.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Good over yourself. I don't even swallow you. I spit.
That's how not special you are. I spit for listine.
So why do you need to the plastic hyene?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Obviously I feel better you do. You can I just
get chewing anyone in my family eating an apple. I
love my family so much, even my dad and my mum.
But if I hear somebody eating an apple or just chewing,
I will have to leave the room because I've made
such a big song and dance about it. Now, that
(32:09):
was like get over it, amy, And I can't get
over it because it's obviously a syndrome that I have,
so I just have to remove myself.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, how do you feel?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I feel a bit antsy?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, to tell you the truth, I'm more aggravating so
much than I was at the start of the segment
because you reminded me of other grievances. Yeah, that's backfired.
I know that was meant to be a big cleansing
thing for the show.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Now, Yeah, we've stuff done.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
We've snowballed all of our problems together. We've avalanched them.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, okay, a big rage studio right now.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That segment, it's not coming back. Have a good Sunday everyone.
We will be back with great news segments replacing that. Yeah,
next week Saturday, eight am. Will catch it then in
if you do have the day off tomorrow, if you're
in one of the lucky states. Enjoyed, guys, We'll catch
you next week.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
See you bye,
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
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(00:35):
God Feel and this is Chris and Amy in the
Morning pod Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Say good morning everyone, Happy Sunday, Amy Gerard, everyone, everyone listening?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Everyone did I roll.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My honestly it's the Spanish I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I've learned Spanish on duelingo and there's the challenges
no seriously, where you have to say the word back
and it's listening to say the word and it misses it.
So it says, right, what's the word for closed? And
I'll go serato, sarata and then and it doesn't pick
it up, and you got salado.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You need a Spanish name, now can we call you joje?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well? Page in Spanish, as in like a book page
is pagina, but I don't know. It sounds like it
has vagina vibes, doesn't it. I don't want to be
pagina anyway. About Chris, Chris, I'm on, I'm Chris l
paigo on due lingo ad me guys, okay, donate him anyway.
Everyone had a great Anzac day yesterday, but Yeah. We
(01:40):
don't want to talk about it being a long weekend
because we know around Australia it's there's injustice for the
public holiday tomorrow because New South Wales w a act
public holiday tomorrow, long weekend, hallelujah. Yeah, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne robbed.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's so unfair. I know, state electorate.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's the premiers kind of trying to carry a bit
of favor with the people. You remember Gladiator with Russell
kraw when the emperors were a bit on the nose,
like you know, like elbow or something. Right, everyone's going geez,
I thought this bloke might be a bit better. They'd
be saying that about, you know, Emperor Nero. So we go,
oh god, the people hate me. Tell you what, We'll
(02:24):
put on some games at the coliseum and we'll throw
some Christians to the lions, get some gladiators out there
and everyone likes again.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Public holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I reckon, it's that so yeah, say yead Chris Mins,
I reckon in New South Wales, go I want to
be a good blow. What are we doing an election
coming up?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Smart move just center in Victoria. She's beyond like she
knows she's beyond being popular. So yeah, don't even bother.
Enjoy the long weekend if you've got one. If not,
just have a good Sunday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, unlucky.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's rain me in. Here on kiss with Chris and
Amy in the morning. We won't be rained in, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
We will absolutely always.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Good people that run a r N will do whatever
you want toe the line. Sure, well except for this one.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're gonna need to be rained in after this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I produce didn't want me just not. I'm telling you
because my kids have started doing this and I we
spoke about this. Your kids have brought it back to
I assumed because when we were at high school in
the nineties, remember everything was gay, like you're gay, that's gay,
and gay was sort of used as like a it's
sort of what equivalent of lame.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, I think it was used back then, Like when
I used to say it in primary school. I didn't
even really understand the meaning of it. No, like you
didn't have the education and understanding back in the day
of how it could be offensive too.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, you don't know what it's straight sex is, so yeah,
that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Like my six year old will say gay and but
he doesn't even know what he's saying. He doesn't know
that he's, you know, probably being offensive.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, mine was offensive to a pastor because my son
past Yeah, he only likes pennae because spaghetti's gay. Who
knew spaghetti?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I don't know what to say, like they don't. They're
six and eight. Yeah, So it's like I said to them,
you don't know what you're talking about. You don't even
know what gay is, yea? And they're like, yes, we do,
and do they And then they gave me a sort
of explanation where they it's sort of they half have
an inkling that it's means to me anyway. I don't
know what to do because I assumed that had stopped,
(04:33):
you know, because now no one speaks like that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think when you get to high school, like some
of the teenagers in our street, I don't think that
they would be using that kind of terminology or language.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, like fifteen sixteen super woke, now, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
They are woke, But even from you as young as
ye seven, I think they have an understanding that that
it's not appropriate and it's not nice, whereas I think
kids at you know, six and seven. I actually the
thing for me is I don't know where they pick
it up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, even the older kids needed to pick it up somewhere.
We are out there saying something's gay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think, like, yeah, I think it comes from families
who you know, are a little bit I want to say,
rough around the edges and don't think that there's anything
wrong with it, and they're a bit uneducated and are
probably using it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I was just surprised given how much things have changed,
and I know there's a lot of stuff you know,
you and me would have done at school that the
kids don't do anymore. I thought maybe that that had
died with we think if.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You remember being a kid at school, you always used
to get pants. The video went out the other day.
People used to pants my brother, my brothers used to
pants other boys. I thought that would also die because
no one you know, you're not allowed to show private
parts in public. That's daki dak he sorry, yeah, when
you get pants.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh what about the game do you used to play?
Catch and Kiss?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh? Yeah, catch and Kiss is still very much alone.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What it's called now rape? You can like that game
is finished.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You are still allowed to play catch and Kiss. Yeah,
wouldn't have thought so as long as they're oh god,
it's harmless the bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's been the bottles like yeah, because everyone's sitting there
going yeah, I understand that if the bottle lands on me,
I might a kiss, like catch and kiss with the chasing.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, if you're participating in the game. A lot of
the girls. When I used to play Catch and Kiss,
I wanted to be caught. Yeah, you'd pucker up boys
back when I look like fatty vat.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't know. Maybe when I used to play like
you would just chase people who didn't even know the.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Game was happening, weren't even participating in the game at
a different time anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Look spoke to them and said, look, it's not a
rude word or anything like that, but it means something different,
and that's you're using the word incorrectly. So don't use
it like that.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I think that's all you can do. Yeah, I think
if you're gay, that's great, but you don't use it
to insult a pasta.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah right, yeah, and if spaghetti is gay, that's fine too, Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
I mean, yes, okay, fine, spaghetti's gay. You're still gonna
eat it. That's it's still delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It is delicious. That's what I have my ballowed name
with every week.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That was the extent of my parenting. This week parenting
one won.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerid.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Every week we love to get inside the heads of
all the mums of Australia. See what they're talking about
this week, So we're going back inside the secret society
of the Facebook mums group.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey, mums, I lost my partner a few years ago
and have spent so long just trying to hold everything
together for the kids that I've almost forgotten what it
feels like to be me, not just mum, not just surviving,
but actually open to something new. Now that I'm finally
in a place where I might be ready, the thought
of dating again is honestly terrifying. It feels like the
world's moved on without me and I'm stuck, not knowing
(07:55):
the rules anymore. How do you even take the first
step without feeling completely out of your depth?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, her husband's passed away, Yeah, she said she lost him.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No she has not lost him. Well, yeah, no, he's
passed away, you insensitive prick, and she wants to kind
of get back out there on the horse. My advice
to you is never get married again. Firstly, but dating
(08:30):
is fun, it can be, well, yeah, true, it can be.
The first step is just about putting yourself out there.
So I've got a girlfriend. She has never been married,
but she is adamant. She won't go on any of
the apps, and she won't go on a blind day,
and she won't be set up with anyone. She is
expecting her prince charming to come and find her, except
(08:51):
she works in a heavy female focused industry, only around females.
I was like, Babe, no one's coming. No one is
coming unless you put yourself out there. And just remember
you probably will have to kiss a few toads before
you find a nice prince, as we all have. I mean,
I kissed a lot of toads before finding.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh you licked them. I did not those psychedelic toads.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Well that's a thing now, like something to do with
frogs anyway, don't like frogs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
A friend of my wife's lost her husband and such
a terrible story.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He didn't play that song to her either.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, I didn't it hadn't come out at that point,
So this is terrible, Like this is a lady our
age lost her husband suddenly unexpected, was terrible. It was
years she was in a really bad way and finally
did go on a date again and kissed a guy
for the first time since her husband had died years later.
(09:51):
But she did say that first kiss with another man
was very weird.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Of course it would be. I think it's one thing
to have gotten in a separation or gotten divorced. Yes,
it's usually because you're unhappy in the marital home and whatnot.
It's another thing to have lost uhusbig like, so you
you actually haven't fallen out of love or anything, you've
lost him, So it would be very, very hard. So
I want to give this mom a big hug and
(10:18):
just tell her to take her time and don't rush things,
and if you are getting even the hint of a
red flag, don't waste your time.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It depends on your believes as well in the afterlife.
So when I talk about my grandmother, she's Nancy the
Great and Only Henry. My eldest boy met her met
her as a baby, so she never met Oscar. But
we talk about her all the time, And I say, Nanny, Nancy,
she's up in heaven, yes, and up in heaven you
can see everything happening down on earth. And she watches
(10:47):
you guys every day, and I just know she's so
proud of you and everything. But like, if I die,
I mean, if that's what I think heaven is, then
am I watching Georgie.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hook up with another dude?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And it's been two weeks, Georgie, it's the wake. It's
my weight.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh we haven't even had a funeral for me.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Georgie, you're the tongue out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I wouldn't blame her.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, well, if they can see in heaven, yeah, cover
your eyes. Ex husband, she's back on the scene.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Should be. She's spent years, you know, caring for her
kids and grieving, so she's done the time. It's time
for her to get back on the horse and be
made to feel wanted and lusted over.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And will he forever be her husband? Will she always go?
He's my husband who died, And the new guys might
be the new love of her life, but it's still
the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well yeah, until he becomes the second husband.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You said not to get remarried.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, I did say that. Don't do it all right.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now I'm thinking about my grandmother watching me working a kiss.
What she would think. She wouldn't approve of the music.
No a Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, this is Cris Page and
Amy's ride Costa live.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
With those petrol prices, they come down a little bit,
a little come down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Why are we talking like that? Like a battler? An
absolute sorry I say I'm like a batler. I have
no money, I'm getting I leave the supermarket now, and
you know, when you've got the trolley full and there's
the English charity muggers, go and get me to talk
about you.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They always English.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And I love English people. They've got great banter. Yeah
they do.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But you don't like children starve and you know, want
to help them.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I already give to charities and they go which ones
and then they go. If you lump some, if you
put like, do it all together, you can get a
tax increase or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm actually currently fully sponsoring two very sick little boys,
Henry and Sons. Sick.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They're not they're privileged and lucky, but I look at
the guys and go I can't afford what's in this trolley,
Like I just overspent already today at the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And now they're in court because some of the discounts,
the downtown prices are down. Catch but yeah, there's all
the stuff back. Well, they put up the prices first
to then plan to reduce them by a little bit.
So something's five bucks, this is what the a triple
C alleging something was five dollars, They put it up
(13:31):
to eight dollars, and then a few weeks later go, hey,
this is now six dollars down down, and it was
a that's what they're saying. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I was going to say, who's taking them to court?
A triple C? Or Yeah, there's not like a civil
lawsuit or anything happening.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, No, I mean people complain about it, all complain,
but I don't know. You go, well, technically is it illegal,
but it falls under deceptive conduct and stuff discount.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, look, I am a sucker for it. When I
go and do my weekly grocery shop, especially for like
school supplies and stuff. As long as there's some kind
of discounted sales price ticket, that's what I'm buying. Yeah,
I don't care if my kids have never even tried
that flavor of chips. If it's on sale, even if
it's ten percent off, if it's got that little yellow
or whatever sticker it is, that's what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I would love to know if there's anyone out
there that still actually has brand loyalty when they go shop.
Sure there are, Like, really are people really going to go? No,
I only eat kettle chips. I'm not buying Red Rock
Deli because I hate red only kettle.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I reckon there would be. There'd be so many people
like that. They're loyal to the death. I'm just not
one of them. No.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh, whatever's half priced is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Same as me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
If you notice there's things at the shops where you
just got, I would never pay full price for that
because it's always a ripoff. Well no, you just got yeah,
Like but the dish washing liquid, dish washing tablets, so
my always half price to go, who the hell's painful
price for them?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
My laundry tablets, the ones that I use in my
washing machine, obviously I will only buy it when they're
half priced, so they go from like thirty six dollars
down to eighteen and when I see them half I
buy three.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Bags not perishable, so not perish.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
If I go up there, if I've actually ever run out,
which is very rare. But if I see them full price,
never would I buy them.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'd wear dirty clothes until that price comes exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'll come into Woolworths and stink up the joint.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
With my until you put those laundry tabs down. We're
not washing.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'll tell you what's next though. At the supermarket you
want an exclusive? Have you noticed they've changed from paper
price tags to the digital ones.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, I haven't seen them yet.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not every but a lot of them. Look at them,
the price tags where it turns from white to yellow
because it's on special. You look at them, they're actually
little screens. They're not people aren't going around with stickers.
I haven't the screen.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
They haven't hit the verbs where I live yet.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, so it means they can like changing the price
of stuff, changing the specials. They consider the computer and
do a button and it changes it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Very clever.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So no things. What's next? Facial recognition technology when you
walk in they've already got that. Yeah, catering specials just
for you as you walk around the store.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Here comes Amy Girard. We know she loves cold power
washing machine quick half price or not half. Maybe let's
tempt it with thirty percent. Yeah, yep, but that's next.
Thanks Ai.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Good morning again everyone, Abby Sunday. Amy.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
How are you doing, Paigi?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
How are you pretty good?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Elon, Well, yeah, except I'm an endangered species.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I've just found out from who Elon musk on Twitter
or x the reptile.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, that's the thing. He's not even human.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He's Abby, absolutely not human. That man is an alien.
I'm convinced.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Smart guy.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Why he said we're an endangered species?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He said Australians are an endangered species. He's very big
on birth rates, Elon. He's obsessed with this around the world.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah he doesn't. He have like seventeen kids and they're
all called like X, Y and ye dead.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So it's not a problem for billionaires.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
With the Brazilian nannies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Sure, Global birth rates are going down.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Particularly because cost of living is through the roof.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, but it's in developed countries like Australia, England, America, France.
The birth rates going down, whereas the problem is in
a lot of third world countries it's still.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'll tell you why that is because I think in
third world countries they know no different, right, and it's
not overly expensive to live in those countries, and they've
always been used to having large families where you.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Need your kids to look after you, and you need
to have some sons to work, examily and all that,
so they have six or eight kids.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Exactly right, Whereas in you know, countries like the UK
and the US, here it's so expensive to live. And
also people have caught it on to the fact that
any more than two kids in circus and they've just
gone no thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But it's dropped down below. Remember people used to talk
about the two point five kids as the standard. Yeah,
half a child, just the way the average Australian was
like the the backyard, the mum and dad and two
point five kids was the average.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Okay, do you know what I mean? That was really
how do you have half a half a kid?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You don't have half a kid, but the like if
you take I know, basically okay, yeah, now I'm picturing
half a But anyway, the two point five kids isn't
two point five anymore. It's now below too. There are
more and more people having going you know what, I
want to have a kid, but kind of for more
than one. Yeah, of course, and planning for it.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So Elon's caught us in dangered species.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, but what an Australian is is always well, you know,
we're a cultural melting pot now, like what an Australian
isn't okay? Like if Elon Must's idea of an Australian
is like crocodile dundee. Oh yes, yeah, a bloke with
a blue singlet, spoken darts inside ten vbs after work. Yeah,
leather skin and you still use the words sheiler. Then
(18:59):
yet you are you are probably endangered if you're still
doing that. Yeah, you're extinct.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Basically extinct.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
This is Crisp Page and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm into Texas now because I'm watching land Man. Yeah, Billy, Bob,
damn it, Dale, damn it. It looks I like the
way they talk in Texas.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Honestly, you're only on the first season.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I've only just started it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh it just gets better and better.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
H Well, I'm binging land Man at home. But well
it was king to head to the movies and seeing
Michael You've Been which is huge at the box office.
Even the pre sale tickets sold out. It's at Imax,
everything like that. Yeah, doing well. The reviews not so
good though. It has an average review like thirty eight
(19:44):
out of one hundred, Yeah, which is down in the
red that's dog poo.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Are you gonna go and watch it? I feel like
you are a bit of a movie critic in a
I love movie. Yeah. So I feel like you have
to do us the service and actually go and watch
it yourself, because you know, some people, maybe they were
true Michael Jackson die hard fans and they were expecting more,
whereas you might look at it through a different lens.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, the reviews have put me off it. Not not
because it's not a great movie. I'm happy to go
see it, but here we go. The film turns the
realities of a tragic, deeply complicated life into a sanitized
popcorn film. Oh so, and then says Michael isn't a movie,
It's a filmed playlist in search of a story. Okay,
(20:28):
so it's out there at the popcorn movie. It's got
the PG rating.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well, that's why we knew it was always going to
be a little bit I don't want to say the
word boring, but it is sanitized.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's for the Michael Jackson music lovers.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, because they know that if they did a deep
dive into his life and told the story with a
bit more honesty and reality, it have to be rated r.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
They did Finding Neverland, Remember they had that and the
whole world was traumatized.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Was that a documentary? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think it was Netflix and radio stations pull these
music for a bit, Yeah, for a bit, and then
I don't know. Then somehow time passes and he comes
back on.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
That's odd, like Chris Brown, right, Yeah, he disappeared and
now he's kind of back on some.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look, everyone makes mistakes and you do your time. I
don't want to say that, particularly as Michael isn't around
to answer questions or redeem himself now, but we don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Go and watch the movie, yeah, and report back. That
was the.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Criticism of Bohemian Rhapsody as well, though I really like
that movie. I liked it too, but it was Sasha
Baron Cohen. I was telling you was going to play
Freddie Mercury. He pulled out because he said, it's too sanitized,
like the stuff Freddie Mercury was really really got.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Up to, Like none of that could have been.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It was in the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, of course, because then you're cutting off half of
a demographic. Most people can't watch it.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But that's the verdict of the Michael movie. If you
love his music and the show and the dance scene
more like a musical, that's what it all is there for.
People have said it's been well whitewash average back, I
see what you did there, White, It's like Michael. Sure, Okay,
it's in cinemas now if you want to check it out. No, no,
(22:13):
tell me what you think, because I don't think I
could be bossed. Maybe don't will make the real Michael
Jackson movie. Maybe next year that can release the Balls
and all R rated version Balls and all. Yeah, maybe
Kevin Spacey could be in it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
That man should never be in another movie.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Roman Polanski. Directly, this is Chris.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So obviously you and I are both married. We live vicously, yeah, yeah,
we live vicariously through our single friends. I have a
few that have single by choice, few that are desperately
looking for love because they think married life is going
to solve all their problems.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I've seen your master. I know, like somebody, you've got
a few friends there are hot to trot.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Hot to trot is absolutely correct. But a couple of
weeks ago, there was a whole bunch of us. There
was about eight of us, and we've gone to this winery.
One of our girlfriends who had previously been on a
date with this certain guy, said, oh, do you mind
if he comes and meets us for a drink? And
obviously majority of us there are all married, so we're like, no,
no worries. And he turned up and he came with
(23:14):
like two or three friends. And not only was he
an absolute douche canoe, he came across really arrogant. Obviously
as a friend, observing from the outside, I could see
a lot of red flags. But she's got these rose
colored glasses on because he's very outgoing and confident and whatnot.
(23:35):
And I just I have been burnt in the past
with friends where I've come across certain partners or boyfriends
or you know, people that are seeing other people, and
I've always shared my opinion on them, or I've told
them the truth about certain things, and it has always
backfired on me, and in turn, I've ended up losing girlfriends.
(23:57):
They turn on me because they want to pursue this loser.
And I just want to know, like, do I say
something to her? Like there was certain comments that he
made quite judgmental, inappropriate looks towards other women around him. Really,
if you're there catching up with a girl that you've
just started dating for a drink, I don't know, maybe
that's not the right place to be, like kind of
(24:17):
eyeballing off her friends.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
She's confident inviting him along to meet the panel, the girlfriends,
the judging panel after being for a drink with him once,
so she thinks he's listen and I's awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
As she does. And I also think it would have
been quite intimidating for him. So he's come in. Maybe
he was anxious and he's disguised it with arrogance.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Over compensating, nervous, and he's trying to not look nervous.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
That's right, but he was just he just came across
as an a monster loser. And I was like, do
I say something to hell or do I just let
it play out.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I've got a question and it's about because a friend
of mine was marrying a guy. I had just a
bad feeling about the guy. I didn't really know him,
but I just got like a bad vibe. Anyway, I
went to their wedding and all of his mates were assholes.
Oh yeah as well, And then I went that confirms it? Yeah,
so what were these blokes mates like, because it's the
(25:12):
company you keep?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
If his mates were the two there were, one of
them was married, the other one was in a long
term relationship. They were also a little bit arrogant.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, I got their little crew.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Oh but like arrogant for not overly attractive men. You know,
I just don't understand that. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I bet they were. Were they wearing puffa jackets?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No? What ended up happening with your friend that married
the douche knoo? Are they still together?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah? Married? Yeah, I mean she knows she hates him.
Oh yeah, they got kids there.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So sometimes I think I actually had two girlfriends who
were in long term relationships with two guys, and I
found out that both of the dudes were doing the
dirty and I told these girls and they both dropped
me as a friend.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I was like sorry, what kept the cheetah?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yep? And then it fizzled anyway. But sometimes I just
think you got to let nature run its course, and
sometimes you just got to be there as a supportive friend,
waiting in the wings, helping her, you know, picking her
up when she falls, and not being overly opinionated.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
How long have you been friends with this girl?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Ten years? You give it to us straight?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Okay, yeah, he's new, and you know what, I'll give
it to her straight. She can take it with a
grain of salt and do whatever she wants. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
The one you want to be careful of is when,
like if you came in and said, hey, me and
Ryan are separated, and I go, thank god, you know
that loser, that that big, hairy, dumb loser. You should
he was too good beer blah blah blah blah. And
you know the following week you're going to come and go,
me and Ryan are working things out.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah. Two months later, oh we're actually going together.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm going to give it another now. I know what
you think of you, but I remember what you said
about him, and our friendship will never be the same.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride almost time
for us to go.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yes, bottling up anger never can be well. I found
out I'm actually two zen at home now because I
went out last weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And held abuse at a parking guy, car.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Park attendant, not a parking inspector, like the guy at
the car park.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But you know what, there are certain bizarre things, mostly
in my house, that send me into a spiraling rage.
They're not actually a big deal, but to me they're
a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They will bottle up and they will explode, and it's
not healthy. So let's air some grievances.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh yeah, airing.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
A lot of problems with your people.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, you know when you're watching and I told you
I've started watching Landman great, but with all the streamers,
this is HBO, Amazon, Netflix. When I watch a movie
right and sit there like a big three hour movie,
you know you could be sitting there watching Lawrence of
Arabia when the credits start rolling, Can you give me
(27:57):
longer than two seconds before you pop up and go
up next?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Why you want to watch the credits?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Sometimes no one wants to watch the credits. Sometimes I
want to just I've been watching a movie I could
do with longer than two second. I don't want to
see who who was the lining? Who is the key grip?
I want to watch the credits.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I think you're in the minority here.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
No give me, no, don't get me less time going
watch credits. Watch before i'm and suddenly I'm on mister
Beast or some ship that it's gone on too.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I don't just leave me be leave me, leave Chris
in the credit.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
My grievance, I'll hit next when I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'll tell you what I have a real grievance with.
We have this utensils draw, and obviously it's where all
of the utensils, like the potato masher, the tongs, Every
utensil goes in this draw and I empty out the
dish washer and I put all of the utensils back.
And then do you think I can close the door?
I try and close it, and then I move things
around and I try and close it again.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's the tongs.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
It's always something.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's the tongue. Never they open, if they don't, if
they're not closed, probably one of them springs open and
then jams up in the top of the drawer and
won't close it.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
But I go from the Dalai Lama to like Forest
Griffin in like one second.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Forest Griffin.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He's an MMA fighter, is he? Yeah? All right, well,
don't just teach you something.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I thought you were confused and you were like Forest Gump. No, suddenly, Wow,
won't the door?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Wo?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Won't the door? Said Jenny. The door won't close? Forest
Gump would be more appropriate for that, being unable to
close the drawer. Yeah, the tongues are.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Jam No, but we're talking about grievance, is here, okay?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Triangular shade cloths, I mean it's some weird hang ups. Yeah,
when I see a triangular shade cloth, I become agitated,
do you?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah? Just why? Okay? For me, it's coat hangers, whether
it's in my wardrobe or maybe I'm a Zara or
a shop. If I'm trying to get something off like
a rack and the coat hangers, you know how they
all get tangled, like the little cords or the little straps.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
If they're not all facing the same way.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
No, I don't care about that. But if it gets
stuck and then I'm trying to pull it down, and
then all of a sudden and I just break the game.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And then you rip the dress. And you got to
sneak out of sports girl. Do not sorry, Suzanne, No,
I don't. I forgot you're forty. Now you're going from
a sports girl. Suzanne's cool, Suzanne's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Suzanne's got some nice threats in there these days.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Up there with a spree.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't think that even exists anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Is a spree gone? Yeah? With brace brothers. Okay, you
know that bike racks I get. You gotta have a
bike rack on your car. Sometimes put it on the back.
You know there's bike racks on the roof, and the
bikes that don't lie stand up.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yes, you're not okay with that?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It looks like a ghost is riding a bike on top.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
So your grievances are just visual things that annoy you,
whereas minor things that actually aggravate me. You know, chopper
chops opening a chop up?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Why are they so hard to open?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I will spiral into an unending rage.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We were at the hairdressers yesterday. The kids got chopper chops.
Of course they go, can you open this for me? Impossible?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Very impossible. Even this morning, I was trying to open
a brand new honey and you know the plastic little
strip things. I was just trying to get it off.
Of course it doesn't come off, and then I had
to get a bloody knife out.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Why are something sealed like bloody listerine? Why is it
like sealed like really hard plastic to get off on
the top? What so someone can't contaminate it?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
But Milk's not milk has a seal, not the full
plastic name listerine.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Good over yourself. I don't even swallow you. I spit.
That's how not special you are. I spit for listine.
So why do you need to the plastic hyene?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Obviously I feel better you do. You can I just
get chewing anyone in my family eating an apple. I
love my family so much, even my dad and my mum.
But if I hear somebody eating an apple or just chewing,
I will have to leave the room because I've made
such a big song and dance about it. Now, that
(32:09):
was like get over it, amy, And I can't get
over it because it's obviously a syndrome that I have,
so I just have to remove myself.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, how do you feel?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I feel a bit antsy?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, to tell you the truth, I'm more aggravating so
much than I was at the start of the segment
because you reminded me of other grievances. Yeah, that's backfired.
I know that was meant to be a big cleansing
thing for the show.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Now, Yeah, we've stuff done.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
We've snowballed all of our problems together. We've avalanched them.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, okay, a big rage studio right now.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That segment, it's not coming back. Have a good Sunday everyone.
We will be back with great news segments replacing that. Yeah,
next week Saturday, eight am. Will catch it then in
if you do have the day off tomorrow, if you're
in one of the lucky states. Enjoyed, guys, We'll catch
you next week.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
See you bye,
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