June 6, 2026 • 35 mins
Amy reveals the ongoing battle happening in her own household as her husband Ryan ramps up his campaign to convince her to let him buy a motorbike. What started as a simple disagreement has turned into a neighbourhood movement, complete with a WhatsApp group dedicated to changing Amy’s mind.
On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, Amy and Chris dive into marriage negotiations, parenting realities, family life and the debates couples keep having over and over again. Amy explains why she's standing firm on the motorbike issue, while Chris weighs in on whether she's being sensible or stubborn.
The team also discuss classic movies that haven't aged quite as well as we remember, whether it's acceptable to secretly watch sport during weddings, and the relationship habits that quietly drive partners crazy. From Ryan's footy obsession to family movie nights and modern marriage frustrations, there's plenty of laughs and relatable moments throughout the show.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00 – Amy’s Massive Week Of Breakfast Radio
03:20 – The Motorbike Debate Returns
07:45 – Ryan’s Campaign To Change Amy’s Mind
12:30 – The Statistics That Back Amy Up
17:15 – Family Movie Night & Revisiting Dumb And Dumber
21:00 – Is Watching Sport At A Wedding Ever Acceptable?
24:45 – Ryan’s Wedding Footy Habit Sparks Debate
29:30 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Explains at.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
School, everybody's am, It's feel.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And this is Chris and Amy in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Kiss, Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm choking my own slive and then sorry, we can.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We can, We're We're on. Toy Story five is coming out.
It's already the tickets are on sale, amazing months out.
That's how you know a movie is huge.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So are you going to go see it?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Imax, maybe not.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You know what, This is me being a tight ass.
My problem with kids movies that Imax is they're so short.
Your kids, no the movies, Oh yeah no, the kids
are quite tall. The movie is sure, you know when Again,
like my wife did the same thing. Devil Wears Prada
is like eighteen minutes long apparently, and so she didn't
want to go see it in gold class because it's like,
(01:24):
you know, done and done. You go see Avatar in
gold class and get your value for money, or you
go on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I saw the Devil Wears Prada on a Tuesday. It's
titass Tuesday. You go to gold class for half the price.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah all right, Well, look I'll splash out for IMAX
for Toy Story five because the kids are pumped.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Have you got a favorite Toy story?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I just love the first one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean they're all great, but the first one for
me is like iconic.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Me too. I think it's the age where both at
when we saw the first Toy story.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You're like, what the first toy story come out?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I reckon it was nineteen ninety six, four ninety four.
Our producer look it up and we'll we'll see it's right.
But yeah, ninety five, the difference nineteen ninety five one nine, Yeah,
thirty years ago. Wow, Toy Story five is coming soon.
It looks good. There's is Fourky back Fourky was the
(02:17):
new character in number four.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And I know Conan O'Brien is a voice in this
one as well.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So well, you know, can I tell you in the
Toy Story five, you know the DJ DJ Fisher losing it?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know that DJ is this the thing in real life?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
For this is a this is a real story.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, he has a speaking role, like he's playing a
part in Toy Story five.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
He's a garden gnome.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What seriously, well, he can tick it off his bucket list.
Garden gnome in a kid's film.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's pretty impressive, though.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He's done it. Yeah, never heard of him.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
A bunch of celebrities first jobs has been released and
I haven't shown you any of these because I wanted
to share them with you. I thought, maybe I'll give
you the celebrity name. You could have a crack at
what their first job? See if you get any of them?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What was your first job?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My first job was Kmart. I went from Kmart too,
and then I got my dream job to this day.
By the way, video easy?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
How good was a video?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You could score a job at a video? No? They
don't sad? Thanks a lot, Netflix.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Okay, Chris Hemsworth, what do you reckon pizza? Hut?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No? He used to repair and clean breast pumps for pharmacies.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Wow. I would never have picked that.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And now women all over the world.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It is a very odd job.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I wonder if he had a boom infatuation.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Probably then he went into construction and landscaping.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Actually hotter masculine.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Than toying around with breast pumps. Margo Robbie. What was
Margo doing first as a.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Teen maybe Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh you're really close, stop muff and subway a subway okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Margo, Robbie was there going what salad? What toasted?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What source would you like on that?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Which cheese? Was Margo handling those foot longs?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay and six inches?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Nicole Kidman okay, uh machas remedial massage therapist. Wow, Okay,
she's too high brow to work fast food even as
a teenager. Nicole be like, no, I'm not making fries.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well as a.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Teen I thought she would, but sure, okay give me
Hugh Jackman KFC.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He worked as a clown.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
For kids parties.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
This is clown right, this story. I know for a
fact that he worked at a BP service Stationari.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That was gonna. I'm just going through all the places
where you can work.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Basically, maybe he was a clown first. I don't know.
Rebel Wilson, KFC, you're just going to keep and KF.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Someone's worked at a fast food place.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Rebel Wilson was a junior dog handler and worked at
a cinema.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, Kate Blanchette. Now here's another one. Surely one would
not work at KFC no and make zingers.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't know if you're trying to throw me off
the scent here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
She's too posh for that was she?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Did she do letterbox drops?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Avon?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Kate Blanchett died aged care work and behind the scenes
theater roles as an extra stagehand and makeup assistant.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hang on the second one. Fine, the first one an
age care assistant. That's a big role to play as
a teenager.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You're helping the elderly.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wipe their backsides and get dressed, and that's quite Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was saying, is I'd rather make singers than change
right old nappies. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Eric Bannett he was throwing newspapers out the car.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Window bartender at Alban's Castle Hotel while he was building
up his stand up career because he was a comedian
before he started doing Black Hawk Down and stuff. He
was Ray Martin on full frontal. Remember I don't with
the big even watch full front Oh your poor kid?
Well yeah, Naomi Watts think about that last guest year.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Throwing newspapers.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Naomi Watts delivered newspapers.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I delivered newspapers. I'm just going through all the
jobs I had.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Liam Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth brother, No go back through your
other guesses. You had one Robbie Workome with bread Baker's Line,
Liam Hemsworth, Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I used to work at wool Worse, my brother used
to work at Baker's Light, and my other brother used
to work at Pizza Hut. At the end of every shift,
Ben would bring home like loads of pizzas. He'd just
make whatever he wanted to bring home like a stack.
Tom would bring home.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Countless role of bread finger, barns, you name it. We're
all a bit porky.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It in that period you said muffin break before it's
muff and break still around.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh yeah, it sure is. This is the one at
the supermarket right near me.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And when I tell you those that chuck chip muffin
in the microwave for a minute, nothing beats it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Muffin break.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
So funny, is it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I don't know. Okay, it feels like it should be
like Sizzler and it died, break still very much open.
How was that still around? Sizzler's not coming back? Yeah,
I know, they say so.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
This is Crisp Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Is backing up. So thank you. This weekend, Amy, you're
doing our show, your show. Normally you've been filling in
Monday to Friday on Breakfast in Sydney and Melbourne as well,
so it's a long week. I did, are you talking
about your husband Ryan during the week? Using all your
content basically Monday to Friday.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
All my content that I would normally bring to this show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Then we come in on a Sunday and you go, Chris,
what do you got? I go, I don't know. I
did gardening, So I'm going to play some of your
content from you. It's about Ryan's bike, which we've spoken
about before.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, And I was basically just telling my other co host, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
His name, and I liked that, Amy, I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was telling him about how, you know, at home,
Ryan and I constantly having this debate about whether or
not he should be getting a motorbike because he used
to ride.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
We had kids.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He got a car. I said, you know, you can
get one later on in life. And I've just keep
kicking it down the curb. But there's all these men
in the street. They've all got Harley Davidson's. They've started
a WhatsApp group that says, pester Amy until she gives in.
And there's all this speculation that like Ryan's under the
thumb and I won't allow it. It's not that I
(08:59):
won't allow it, it's that I'm trying to plead my
case with Ryan that having a bike is dangerous. I
know he's a great rider. It's not him who I
don't trust. It's everyone else on the road.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh, something about my algorithm lately is serving me up
Instagram videos of like people in Malaysia and India and
stuff like that getting cleaned up on motorbix.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, can you forward them to Ryan?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I will, because I mean, like literally, and these people
aren't bad riders. They're going along the street and a
car just correct hits some side on it full speed
and they go flying. And it's why my algorithm's giving
me that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well crow at NAT producer Nat.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She basically pulled up these stats that said that motorbike
riders are thirty percent more likely to die on roads
than people in cars.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, I want to have a listen to what Ryan
had to say about this, But they he called in.
He called in with you and what's his name, Mike,
Mike e Okay, all right, let's have a listen.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, I don't need to plead my case. I just think,
whilst I do understand the safety concerns, I think there's
different people.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
There's people that ride their motorbike every day and they're
at a higher risk, and there's people that ride it socially.
But the reason I called was actually probably what's not
sitting well with me, Amy is the narrative that I'm
not allowed.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah. Yeah, because Brooklyn says, it sounds like you're under
the thumb, but.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
He's not allowed. You're not letting him.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It's not that I'm not letting him.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I am just trying to plead my case, and that
is I want to keep him safe, and I also
want him to set a good you know, be a
good role model for our children and our two impressionable
young boys.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I also don't want them riding motorbikes.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
So I'm glad that tone has changed a little bit
because I'm up for a proactive discussion around.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh okay said She's just said.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I always say to you, I would like your endorsement,
but I don't need your permission.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You don't need my permission. But I feel like my
case is pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I think Ryan raises a good point that it's him
not being allowed is the issue. I mean, he's obviously
aware of the risks and it's not a practical investment.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
But I again, and it's not me saying you are
not allowed to get one. It's just me saying I
really don't think you should get one.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Listen to you there during the week, just having a
good time with you. Jealous that's his name, Mikey Brooklyn's
there and the whole team getting along. That's all right,
sounds good. Good luck to you, Good luck to you all.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It's coming a vulnerable time.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What were we talking about earlier on holidays? To be asked,
I'm joking. I'm sweet. The weekends are good.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Celebrities. Yes, they die too. They're real people, just like us,
saying they're flesh and blood, yeah, and all kinds of things.
And it says your knowledge you did really well last
week at which celebrities are dead or alive?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
All right, Chris and Amy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think you almost got a perfect score last week.
Did you killed poor Michael Caine, who is still alive. Yeah,
I was just a bloody sleep. Sorry you've killed me.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I haven't really.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, all right, Michael Kaine is still alive. So let's
check out these celebrities and you can play along at
home as well. Dead or alive. Celebrity Number one is
Jackie chan Or, the legendary can martial artist in movies.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
He's alive.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, you're right, he sure is, and he's only seventy
two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I feel like he's a big enough actor that we
would have heard if he died.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yes, yeah, it was an easy one.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know you were watching Dumb and Dummer the other
day and we're going to talk about it in a moment.
But Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber, the one that's
not Jim Carrey, Yeah, the other blonde Harry. So there's
Lloyd and Harry, Harry with the shag and wagon done
up to look like a dog. Is Jeff Daniels alive
or dead?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Don't feel like he's a big enough actor that we
would have heard about it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So I'm going to go with dead Jeff Daniels. Yeah,
poor guys, still alive.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's sorry, Jeff, you've killed Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Harry from Dumb and Duck, you monster, Okay. Celebrity number
three is Jerry Stiller, which, if you don't know the name,
is George Costanza's dad in Seinfeld. Mister Costanza, I got
a lot of problems with your people. Yeah, a festiv
us for the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Absolutely no idea. So I'm going to go with dead.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Jerry Stiller is unfortunately dead. Yes, started ninety three, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Two out of three is not bad.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yes. The Blue Whale whe is as much as four
school bus David Adam Bright and can grow thirty meters
in length.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yes. No, he is still alive.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
God bless him. He is. And he's retired centenarian. He
is one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And a true living treasure.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
He really is a true living treasure.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Do you know the blue Whale's heart is as big
as a car?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Thank you, David Attenbrough, Thank you, David, Judy Dench, Dame
Judy Dench. She's in a lot which she was em
in the James Bond movies with Daniel Craig and a
bunch of old lady movies as well.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I think dead.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Judy Dench ninety one years old, she's still alive, going well,
poor dame, hang.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
On three out of five. I'm still on the up.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, you've killed Harry from Dumb and Dummer and Judy Dench.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, okay, sorry, Jude, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Know what's fine. Let's go musical. How about some Bob Marley.
I can see you thinking in your head? How bad
is smoking Marilyn for you? Does it kill people?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Willie Nelson? There is another one we could do.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, I think Bob Marley is still alive.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, Bob Marley. Just he died in nineteen eighty one.
Fuck at thirty six years old.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Bob Marley died.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah he died, wow, thirty.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Six, well at nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
To be fair, he died before you were.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I was going to say it. You wonder all his
music is just old music.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, they recorded it on him.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
How did he die?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This is bad news for any of our listeners that
enjoy the odd jazz cigarette to unwind a bit amy
because Bob Marley died of cancer.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Oh wow, that's really sad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
With skin cancer that spread to his brain and his
lungs at thirty one, although having said that, so it
says it's skin cancer that started under his big toe.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm not going to ask how they died for future reference.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
If they died in a fun way, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Does anyone die in a fun way?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Betty White did? How did she go out trainsurfing? She
was tagging a train and didn't see the tunnel coming.
You're joking, Betty White. Next celebrity, Jeff Goldblum. You know,
the great Jeff Goblum, Independence Day, Jurassic Park. You know,
life will find a way. You know, the weird guy
(16:27):
with the leather jacket. Yeah, there's a dinosaur. We must
run faster.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, still no idea dead.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Alive, seventy four years old, Jeff Goldblum. I bring him
up because Richard Wilkins a few years ago actually announced
that Jeff Goldblum had died on The Today Show. It
was an internet hoax and poor Richard Wilkins fell for
some fake news reported that Jeff Goldblum was dead, when
I think he was actually just on holidays in New Zealand,
(16:58):
and Jeff Goldblum wasn't very happy about it.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
He doesn't hear this segment.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Ea, yeah, another one for you, Jeff You Amy, I
heard you're you're wishing I was dead, my life away?
What the hell? All right, that's enough enough. Let's wrap
it up with someone who's actually still alive, because I
don't want to go to another cancer one and then
end on that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Please know this is cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Get a sweet sunshine.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I actually took some inspiration from you.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I know you've got a projector you had to one
up me and go and get a bigger screen than
the one that we have in our lounge room. But
I saw you watching Dumb and Dumber on it and
I thought, oh, that's another show that I haven't watched
with my kids. Put it on the other night. We
started watching it, and my kids actually enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Of course they yeah, And I remember loving the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't know, there's something about watching it as a
forty year old woman now that I couldn't stand it,
Like I know, the whole the idea is that there's
these two dumb idiots who are just so blissfully ignorant
with their stupidity that they're not even aware of how
dumb they are. But I actually found it real annoying.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Why because they're so because they're.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So dumb, and I'm like, oh, I can't watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I'm getting like a nervous twitch watching these idiots.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And the buck teeth with the broken two nut.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's a lovely accent you have there, Yeah, and New
Jersey aust three Austria. Well what a film, although now
that I think, because I love the movie, but now
that I think of it, and you say, as a
forty year old woman, yeah, like the cop drinking urine,
oh yeah, and when he gives Harry the laxatives and
(18:43):
he's on the toilet like yes, breaking and the toilet's
broken and it's full and he has to pour it
out in the window. I suppose at an age you
do go, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
When they turn up to that, you know, the charity event,
and they're wearing those stupid blue and blue and orange
suits and they're having like a sword fight. It's literally
what my two boys are like, Yes, but they're grown men, yeah,
which is probably the whole concept. I get it, But
I was like, I deal with this enough at home.
I don't want to watch it again on a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
At least they killed that endangered owl with the champagne course,
and I remember they talk about it afterwards and they're going,
these guys are pros. They killed the owl with a
cork and they're like, maybe it was an accident. It's like,
are you kidding? They're sending a message, yes, and everyone
just overestimating.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
And even Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I remember watching Billy Madison back with my kids, which probably,
upon reflection, wasn't appropriate for my kids ages, but I
just remember thinking, oh God, Adam Sandler going into a school,
a kindergarten that wouldn't be allowed now.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I think there's parts of that movie where his performance
ventures into the R word, yeah, territory Yeah, And like
what Robert Downey Junior says in Tropic Thunder, you can't
do that yeah anymore in a movie. And I think
Billy Madison was one of them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And yet all of my favorite one liners is from
Billy Madison.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah stop looking at me, Swide.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
You could stay home today and help me shave my
arm pits.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh my god, I've got a school. They're all still good.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Don't tell me my busines a devil woman. Okay, I'll stop.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You want some of this milk? Side burns we could
do a whole show where we just read out Billy
Bill nineties movies. Yeah, they just stick in the memory,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
They really do.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is Cris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Hey, I want to ask, do you think actually I
already know what you're going to say.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I know you're going to side with my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But for our listeners, my husband and I we went
to a wedding a few weeks ago, and it happened
to be obviously, the reception timing is always at night time,
and it also happened to be when the foot he
was on.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Obviously it's Saturday.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
No, it was a Friday, actually was on.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Literally and and some jerks getting married.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Well, some jerk has very kindly extended an invite and
invited us along to watch, you know, the.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Harmonious joining of families and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's a wedding, yeah, guests, Yeah, we're all we're all
picturing it, picturing.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It, right, And so we're at a table lo and behold,
we've had entrees or something. And my husband has a
thing and he does it all the time. I'm not
just saying he does this at weddings. He does it
on date nights with me as well, where he gets
the footy up on his phone and then he just
props it up, whether it's against his beer glass or
some sort of cutlery or a vase or something, and
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he just has it playing, so whether it's off to
the side or whatever, and he's just constantly peeking over. Now,
I actually don't mind if it's a date night. I mean,
if he's just sitting there watching the footy, I'll be
like just leave, Like, let's why are we even here
if you're just going to be sitting on your phone.
But I just think surely a wedding is not the
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right place for you to have your phone propped up
watching the footy whilst people are, you know, trying to
say speeches about their lovely daughter or.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
You know, the best man saying a speech.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I personally don't then think that it is appropriate to
have that playing off to the side.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Okay questions is there sound on?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay, it's on mute. Yeah, so that's that's a tick
for Ryan. No sound.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Well could you imagine if it was blaring volume as well?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, hilarious, that would be really rude.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
During the bride's speech.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Look a producer is literally just showing asked him watching
the basketball whilst we are hard at work.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
He's watching the NBA and he's got his phone hidden
on his laptop, so he looks like he's dog.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought he was like helping us write show notes
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
No, he's going to go Nicks.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah. See, so is it a man thing? Is it
something you do?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
No? I don't. I'm not that busy.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I'm just all but if you're at a wedding and
your team was playing, would you do the right thing
and have your phone away?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
No? Maybe score checks? Okay, I wouldn't stream the actual thing.
That's a bit much.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And now that's a respect thing, right.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah. Does he react to things like is there like
watching going?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I know he doesn't, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It actually wasn't his team playing, but even more reason why,
I'm like, why does it need.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
To be on It wasn't his team. No, No, he's
just watching the footy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes, it would be like.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Me just popping up the you know, The Devil Wears
Prada and just watching a movie at the same time randomly.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's insane. Yes, okay, yeah, like oh you're getting married?
I know, but yeah, the Titans are playing the Knights.
Better watch that he's not even his team. Okay, I
assumed it was his team and I had some sympathy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Well, listen, it may have been his team. Mightn't pay
any attention. I was just like, put your phone away.
Put put the phone down. Don't have the screen up.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
At least. I like your idea of just watching movies
randomly at weddings. Now bring that out. Terrifier three, Human Center,
Human Center.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Of course, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I'm a little bit obsessed with Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah you said you had a fetish.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, that's the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I really agree.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, that's when you get off to buy things on
Facebook Marketplace. But I love buying secondhand stuff. Yes, although
actually one thing that I might get off on a
little bit in the future is I've got a new
game on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
You'll know this.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I try to buy things in the photo that aren't
for sale. So someone will go like, oh, here's a bench,
vice or something in their garage and take a photo
of it, and they go, it's eighty dollars whatever, And
I'll go, how much for the ladder which is way
in the background of the photo and they're like the sale, mate, Yeah,
the lad's not for sale. I'm like, yeah, well how
much though, Like everything has a price exactly one time
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a woman had one like her foot in the photo
while she was taking a photo of the coffee table
she was selling.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
And you're like, how much for how much for the sandal?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
No for one sandal? How much?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Oh yeah, she would have thought, and from your wife's accounter.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, so it's my wife, Georgie Page trying to buy
people one to sniff. I'll get help, yeah, please, I
know I need it, But.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You block him from your Facebook account.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I can't imagine myself walking into a store and buying
something brand new again for the house. I mean unless
it's you know, certain things, undies still four cane fresh,
big w packet of undies.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
But why well, I've actually got a friend who does.
She's got three kids and she literally does her Christmas
shopping for them on Facebook Marketplace. Now they are quite young,
but she makes a really valid point, like obviously one
of her daughters wanted the new Barbie dream House two
hundred and fifty dollars at Kmart. People are literally giving
them away because you know, if anyone's got young kids
(25:55):
at home, they know the new shiny toy gets played
with for a couple of months and then just gets
discarded to the side.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
And people can't get rid of these things quick enough.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yes, so if you have the time, which you do,
and you have the patience, and you also have more
time to then go around picking all this stuff up.
Facebook Marketplace is an absolute like godsend for people.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And if you need helpful a bookshelf, for a coffee
table or something like that, you're getting on there and
there's twenty bucks, yeah, fifty bucks for these beautiful old
solid wooden, real pieces of furniture, and you'd pay You
could go and pay three hundred at Ikia for something
made out of plastic that you got to put together yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
When we moved from our last house into our new well,
the house that we currently live in, we had all
this furniture and it didn't really work with the new house,
and so we were trying to get rid of it,
and this one lady ended up coming and she ended
up buying I think she got our old lounge, our
old bed frame, table and chairs, and we literally gave
(26:58):
everything to her for like five hundred dollars, and she
was a student and she was moving into her own
apartment and her mum and dad were there helping her
fill up this truck. And we'd basically furnished her place
for five hundred dollars, and all of the stuff was
in good condition.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Even the bedframe. It's even the bed frame, you and
Ryan's bed frame.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yes, me and Ryan's bed frames and conditions.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
She now uses that.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I didn't give it a mattress, it's just the frame.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I still feel like it'd be haunted, haunted by what
No one died, what it's seen.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's seen a loving marriage.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
That makes my point for me. These second hand piece
of furniture, they all have they all have a story,
don't they. And they've all made other kids happy, yes,
you know, or they've you know, some coffee table may
have sat in like an old couple's living room for
fifty years and then they died and their pets started
to eat them. The kids came in where does your
(27:55):
head go? And sold me the coffee table for twenty dollars.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
There you go, or.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Maybe wiped it down.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Maybe they gave it to you for free. There's so
many things on there free to a good home.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, slightly used. You go, what do you mean? I
was slightly used.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
As in like they've put their coffee mugs on it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, well that's all right. There's used
and there's used, like your BedHead.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
My bed frame was great, good condition.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah. Anyway, I'll give you the if you're on Facebook Marketplace,
change your location to include the richest suburbs in your city,
because when you put in like a tu rac or
a Mossman and all those people like, I just want
this rug gone, Yes, just come and take it and
you look it up and it's like a four thousand
likes rug that they just want to get rid of. Yeah,
(28:40):
just taking up space. Yeah, smart move, good on you.
Do you have any other parts of your bed that
are for sale?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
No, Chrissy, And.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What did you do with the mattress?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I think we got rid of it.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, we had lots of kids in those beds and
lots of.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's down the teens down the tip now, is it?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah, it got put out in a council cleanup.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah. Even the rats are going not touching that.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
This is crisp page and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
It's just about time for us to get out of
here and for me to just kick my feet up
and sleep in all week Amy.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, but before we go, let's get some stuff off
our chest. Yes, end the weekend happy. It's the airing
of grievances air got a lot of problems with your people,
of course, inspired by the Great Frank Costanza and the
celebration of Festivus and Seinfeld. The airing of grievances, The
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smaller the better, because can I start, because.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Sure, you really need to get it off your chest.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Someone decided to have a go at me on Instagram
during the week. I'd made a fairly inocuous comment about
something and someone decided to have a go but they
called me champ.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh you hate the word champed.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
And I just, yeah, it's it's a grievance because it's
not I understand what you think you're doing. You think
you're belittling someone in a really clever way, going well, actually, Champ,
this is the way it is. And the person in
question had I'm telling you, has like a room temperature
IQ the person I was arguing with, and they called
(30:16):
me cham that's a problem. Yeah, don't call people.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, on the topic of being called things, I was
at Wooli's the other day and as I was leaving,
I picked up my bags. The guy handed me my
receipt and I said thanks, and he said thanks ma'am ma'am.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
I got mam.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Did you feel old?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
I felt so. I was like, don't you me or
me ma'am. That's for old ladies.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
That is implied. That's right, ma'am. So what would you like, miss,
Just you're welcome. Miss I don't want anything. Just don't
mamor me sugar, sugar, you're welcome. Sugars.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, mam is for my mum.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah. Language implies age a lot, doesn't it with what
you do, because there's falling over versus having a fall. Yes,
and you know when your dad's getting old, like when
your dad gets drunck and not everyone laughs anymore. No
one laughs, yeah, no one laughs when he's had a fall.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah. I was speaking Spanish to my cleaners, as you
know I like to do because they're from Argentina, and
I said, you know, you're senoras and they're like no, no, no, no, no, no,
senoras senoritas.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, so you're calling them men.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No, no, not men. Senora is the equivalent of mam
or missus. Oh no, they don't. It's the exact same thing.
When I said Senora, that's like like mum is like Senora. Yes,
your senorita?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
What a senorita?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Like a young just a younger woman, a young Yeah,
but you want to be a senorita, not a Senora.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I hate songs that fade out at the.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
End, don't isn't that what all songs do?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
No, songs have like a beginning in the middle of
the chorus, and then most songs, particularly these days, have
an end and the song ends. It happened a lot
more songs would just fade out, and it's just so lazy.
I mean, you couldn't think of an end to the song.
Like John Lennon's sitting there writing something. Actually, to his credit,
I think the Beatles songs usually have endings. Rod Stewart,
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he's a lazy one. He's writing a song and then.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Just gets the ending is just the guitar.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
And he goes, oh yeah, that'll do, and then it
just fades out. Okay, of a song that's valid. It's
like a movie not having a proper ending.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Just you know, I've got a real, real bugbear with passwords.
Like every single goddamn thing that I have on my phone,
on my laptop, in my house, everything needs a password,
and it needs to have a capital letter, a number,
a symbol, a blood type, you know, a childhood memory attached.
Like there are so many things that you need to
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add into each.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Password, and not all different, and some of them need
a number, some of them need the upper case, some
need a symbol. So your password is subtly different for everything,
and it drives you mad.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And listen, I know it's for obviously the same reasons,
but like I can't remember anything, particularly.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
On some things like yeah, okay, banking, Sure, I want
to secure passwords. I wanted to watch the State of
Origin the other week, So I'm trying to log into
nine now and god knows what I had to do
forgot my password, send me a new one, and it
needed to be a certain length and everything. I'm like,
who's logging into my nine now account to watch the
(33:34):
block now on and maths on my thing? It's like,
why do I have a password for nine now?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Why do you have to have a password to get
onto that I don't know. You have to have a
password for everything.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, you know what it is, so they can get
any details and tell their advertisers the demographics of everyone watching,
but still lose the past annoying limited time menu items
that I love and then disappear.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Thought. I was thinking about this and getting highly irritable
during the week because I was eating a McDonald's Philly
cheese stacker during the week. This is the heart attack
new one. Well, no, actually, McDonald's are advertisers with us,
and it was. It was great and delicious. It was
I think it's perfectly reasonable to enjoy every now and then.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Sure, says the guy going for a chronic.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I do now need a colonic irrigation. The Philly cheese stacker.
It's like a double quarter pounder, but with this extra
cheese sauce and some grip onion.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Does sound good.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But they get you hooked on these things and then
they take them away again. Because it got me thinking
about the KFC double down that pops up from time
to time. I do remember that a chicken burger with
no bread.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes, it was delicious and I felt filthy afterwards.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Just slabs of fried chicken instead of bread with bacon
and cheese, and even eating it was discussing Yeah again KFC.
They got good advertisers and it was not disgusting. It
was delicious. But please bring it back the KFC double down,
double down. Yeah, good burger. All right, are you finished?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Well, I've got I've got so many more, but I
can wrap it up now.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
We're going long because one of our boss's grievances is
long breaks.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, we've gone to Okay, so we're out.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
See your Saturday eight am and enjoy the rest of
your weekend.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Everyone, See you next weekend.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
School, everybody's am, It's feel.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And this is Chris and Amy in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Kiss, Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm choking my own slive and then sorry, we can.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We can, We're We're on. Toy Story five is coming out.
It's already the tickets are on sale, amazing months out.
That's how you know a movie is huge.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
So are you going to go see it?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Imax, maybe not.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You know what, This is me being a tight ass.
My problem with kids movies that Imax is they're so short.
Your kids, no the movies, Oh yeah no, the kids
are quite tall. The movie is sure, you know when Again,
like my wife did the same thing. Devil Wears Prada
is like eighteen minutes long apparently, and so she didn't
want to go see it in gold class because it's like,
(01:24):
you know, done and done. You go see Avatar in
gold class and get your value for money, or you
go on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I saw the Devil Wears Prada on a Tuesday. It's
titass Tuesday. You go to gold class for half the price.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah all right, Well, look I'll splash out for IMAX
for Toy Story five because the kids are pumped.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Have you got a favorite Toy story?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I just love the first one.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean they're all great, but the first one for
me is like iconic.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Me too. I think it's the age where both at
when we saw the first Toy story.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You're like, what the first toy story come out?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I reckon it was nineteen ninety six, four ninety four.
Our producer look it up and we'll we'll see it's right.
But yeah, ninety five, the difference nineteen ninety five one nine, Yeah,
thirty years ago. Wow, Toy Story five is coming soon.
It looks good. There's is Fourky back Fourky was the
(02:17):
new character in number four.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And I know Conan O'Brien is a voice in this
one as well.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So well, you know, can I tell you in the
Toy Story five, you know the DJ DJ Fisher losing it?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know that DJ is this the thing in real life?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
For this is a this is a real story.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, he has a speaking role, like he's playing a
part in Toy Story five.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
He's a garden gnome.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What seriously, well, he can tick it off his bucket list.
Garden gnome in a kid's film.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's pretty impressive, though.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He's done it. Yeah, never heard of him.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
A bunch of celebrities first jobs has been released and
I haven't shown you any of these because I wanted
to share them with you. I thought, maybe I'll give
you the celebrity name. You could have a crack at
what their first job? See if you get any of them?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
What was your first job?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My first job was Kmart. I went from Kmart too,
and then I got my dream job to this day.
By the way, video easy?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
How good was a video?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You could score a job at a video? No? They
don't sad? Thanks a lot, Netflix.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Okay, Chris Hemsworth, what do you reckon pizza? Hut?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No? He used to repair and clean breast pumps for pharmacies.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Wow. I would never have picked that.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And now women all over the world.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It is a very odd job.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I wonder if he had a boom infatuation.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Probably then he went into construction and landscaping.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Actually hotter masculine.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Than toying around with breast pumps. Margo Robbie. What was
Margo doing first as a.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Teen maybe Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh you're really close, stop muff and subway a subway okay.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Margo, Robbie was there going what salad? What toasted?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What source would you like on that?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Which cheese? Was Margo handling those foot longs?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay and six inches?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Nicole Kidman okay, uh machas remedial massage therapist. Wow, Okay,
she's too high brow to work fast food even as
a teenager. Nicole be like, no, I'm not making fries.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well as a.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Teen I thought she would, but sure, okay give me
Hugh Jackman KFC.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He worked as a clown.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
For kids parties.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
This is clown right, this story. I know for a
fact that he worked at a BP service Stationari.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That was gonna. I'm just going through all the places
where you can work.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Basically, maybe he was a clown first. I don't know.
Rebel Wilson, KFC, you're just going to keep and KF.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Someone's worked at a fast food place.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Rebel Wilson was a junior dog handler and worked at
a cinema.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, Kate Blanchette. Now here's another one. Surely one would
not work at KFC no and make zingers.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't know if you're trying to throw me off
the scent here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
She's too posh for that was she?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Did she do letterbox drops?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Avon?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Kate Blanchett died aged care work and behind the scenes
theater roles as an extra stagehand and makeup assistant.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hang on the second one. Fine, the first one an
age care assistant. That's a big role to play as
a teenager.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You're helping the elderly.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wipe their backsides and get dressed, and that's quite Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was saying, is I'd rather make singers than change
right old nappies. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Eric Bannett he was throwing newspapers out the car.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Window bartender at Alban's Castle Hotel while he was building
up his stand up career because he was a comedian
before he started doing Black Hawk Down and stuff. He
was Ray Martin on full frontal. Remember I don't with
the big even watch full front Oh your poor kid?
Well yeah, Naomi Watts think about that last guest year.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Throwing newspapers.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Naomi Watts delivered newspapers.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I delivered newspapers. I'm just going through all the
jobs I had.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Liam Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth brother, No go back through your
other guesses. You had one Robbie Workome with bread Baker's Line,
Liam Hemsworth, Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I used to work at wool Worse, my brother used
to work at Baker's Light, and my other brother used
to work at Pizza Hut. At the end of every shift,
Ben would bring home like loads of pizzas. He'd just
make whatever he wanted to bring home like a stack.
Tom would bring home.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Countless role of bread finger, barns, you name it. We're
all a bit porky.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It in that period you said muffin break before it's
muff and break still around.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh yeah, it sure is. This is the one at
the supermarket right near me.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
And when I tell you those that chuck chip muffin
in the microwave for a minute, nothing beats it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Muffin break.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
So funny, is it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I don't know. Okay, it feels like it should be
like Sizzler and it died, break still very much open.
How was that still around? Sizzler's not coming back? Yeah,
I know, they say so.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
This is Crisp Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Is backing up. So thank you. This weekend, Amy, you're
doing our show, your show. Normally you've been filling in
Monday to Friday on Breakfast in Sydney and Melbourne as well,
so it's a long week. I did, are you talking
about your husband Ryan during the week? Using all your
content basically Monday to Friday.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
All my content that I would normally bring to this show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Then we come in on a Sunday and you go, Chris,
what do you got? I go, I don't know. I
did gardening, So I'm going to play some of your
content from you. It's about Ryan's bike, which we've spoken
about before.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, And I was basically just telling my other co host, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
His name, and I liked that, Amy, I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was telling him about how, you know, at home,
Ryan and I constantly having this debate about whether or
not he should be getting a motorbike because he used
to ride.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
We had kids.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
He got a car. I said, you know, you can
get one later on in life. And I've just keep
kicking it down the curb. But there's all these men
in the street. They've all got Harley Davidson's. They've started
a WhatsApp group that says, pester Amy until she gives in.
And there's all this speculation that like Ryan's under the
thumb and I won't allow it. It's not that I
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won't allow it, it's that I'm trying to plead my
case with Ryan that having a bike is dangerous. I
know he's a great rider. It's not him who I
don't trust. It's everyone else on the road.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Oh, something about my algorithm lately is serving me up
Instagram videos of like people in Malaysia and India and
stuff like that getting cleaned up on motorbix.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Well, can you forward them to Ryan?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I will, because I mean, like literally, and these people
aren't bad riders. They're going along the street and a
car just correct hits some side on it full speed
and they go flying. And it's why my algorithm's giving
me that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well crow at NAT producer Nat.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She basically pulled up these stats that said that motorbike
riders are thirty percent more likely to die on roads
than people in cars.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Well, I want to have a listen to what Ryan
had to say about this, But they he called in.
He called in with you and what's his name, Mike,
Mike e Okay, all right, let's have a listen.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, I don't need to plead my case. I just think,
whilst I do understand the safety concerns, I think there's
different people.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
There's people that ride their motorbike every day and they're
at a higher risk, and there's people that ride it socially.
But the reason I called was actually probably what's not
sitting well with me, Amy is the narrative that I'm
not allowed.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah. Yeah, because Brooklyn says, it sounds like you're under
the thumb, but.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
He's not allowed. You're not letting him.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It's not that I'm not letting him.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I am just trying to plead my case, and that
is I want to keep him safe, and I also
want him to set a good you know, be a
good role model for our children and our two impressionable
young boys.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I also don't want them riding motorbikes.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
So I'm glad that tone has changed a little bit
because I'm up for a proactive discussion around.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh okay said She's just said.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I always say to you, I would like your endorsement,
but I don't need your permission.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You don't need my permission. But I feel like my
case is pretty strong.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I think Ryan raises a good point that it's him
not being allowed is the issue. I mean, he's obviously
aware of the risks and it's not a practical investment.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
But I again, and it's not me saying you are
not allowed to get one. It's just me saying I
really don't think you should get one.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Listen to you there during the week, just having a
good time with you. Jealous that's his name, Mikey Brooklyn's
there and the whole team getting along. That's all right,
sounds good. Good luck to you, Good luck to you all.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It's coming a vulnerable time.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What were we talking about earlier on holidays? To be asked,
I'm joking. I'm sweet. The weekends are good.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Celebrities. Yes, they die too. They're real people, just like us,
saying they're flesh and blood, yeah, and all kinds of things.
And it says your knowledge you did really well last
week at which celebrities are dead or alive?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
All right, Chris and Amy.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think you almost got a perfect score last week.
Did you killed poor Michael Caine, who is still alive. Yeah,
I was just a bloody sleep. Sorry you've killed me.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I haven't really.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, all right, Michael Kaine is still alive. So let's
check out these celebrities and you can play along at
home as well. Dead or alive. Celebrity Number one is
Jackie chan Or, the legendary can martial artist in movies.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
He's alive.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, you're right, he sure is, and he's only seventy
two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I feel like he's a big enough actor that we
would have heard if he died.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yes, yeah, it was an easy one.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know you were watching Dumb and Dummer the other
day and we're going to talk about it in a moment.
But Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber, the one that's
not Jim Carrey, Yeah, the other blonde Harry. So there's
Lloyd and Harry, Harry with the shag and wagon done
up to look like a dog. Is Jeff Daniels alive
or dead?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Don't feel like he's a big enough actor that we
would have heard about it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So I'm going to go with dead Jeff Daniels. Yeah,
poor guys, still alive.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's sorry, Jeff, you've killed Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Harry from Dumb and Duck, you monster, Okay. Celebrity number
three is Jerry Stiller, which, if you don't know the name,
is George Costanza's dad in Seinfeld. Mister Costanza, I got
a lot of problems with your people. Yeah, a festiv
us for the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Absolutely no idea. So I'm going to go with dead.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Jerry Stiller is unfortunately dead. Yes, started ninety three, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Two out of three is not bad.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yes. The Blue Whale whe is as much as four
school bus David Adam Bright and can grow thirty meters
in length.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yes. No, he is still alive.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
God bless him. He is. And he's retired centenarian. He
is one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And a true living treasure.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
He really is a true living treasure.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Do you know the blue Whale's heart is as big
as a car?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Thank you, David Attenbrough, Thank you, David, Judy Dench, Dame
Judy Dench. She's in a lot which she was em
in the James Bond movies with Daniel Craig and a
bunch of old lady movies as well.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I think dead.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Judy Dench ninety one years old, she's still alive, going well,
poor dame, hang.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
On three out of five. I'm still on the up.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, you've killed Harry from Dumb and Dummer and Judy Dench.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, okay, sorry, Jude, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Know what's fine. Let's go musical. How about some Bob Marley.
I can see you thinking in your head? How bad
is smoking Marilyn for you? Does it kill people?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Willie Nelson? There is another one we could do.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, I think Bob Marley is still alive.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, Bob Marley. Just he died in nineteen eighty one.
Fuck at thirty six years old.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Bob Marley died.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah he died, wow, thirty.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Six, well at nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
To be fair, he died before you were.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I was going to say it. You wonder all his
music is just old music.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, they recorded it on him.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
How did he die?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
This is bad news for any of our listeners that
enjoy the odd jazz cigarette to unwind a bit amy
because Bob Marley died of cancer.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Oh wow, that's really sad.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
With skin cancer that spread to his brain and his
lungs at thirty one, although having said that, so it
says it's skin cancer that started under his big toe.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I'm not going to ask how they died for future reference.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
If they died in a fun way, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Does anyone die in a fun way?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Betty White did? How did she go out trainsurfing? She
was tagging a train and didn't see the tunnel coming.
You're joking, Betty White. Next celebrity, Jeff Goldblum. You know,
the great Jeff Goblum, Independence Day, Jurassic Park. You know,
life will find a way. You know, the weird guy
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with the leather jacket. Yeah, there's a dinosaur. We must
run faster.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, still no idea dead.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Alive, seventy four years old, Jeff Goldblum. I bring him
up because Richard Wilkins a few years ago actually announced
that Jeff Goldblum had died on The Today Show. It
was an internet hoax and poor Richard Wilkins fell for
some fake news reported that Jeff Goldblum was dead, when
I think he was actually just on holidays in New Zealand,
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and Jeff Goldblum wasn't very happy about it.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
He doesn't hear this segment.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Ea, yeah, another one for you, Jeff You Amy, I
heard you're you're wishing I was dead, my life away?
What the hell? All right, that's enough enough. Let's wrap
it up with someone who's actually still alive, because I
don't want to go to another cancer one and then
end on that.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Please know this is cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Get a sweet sunshine.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I actually took some inspiration from you.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I know you've got a projector you had to one
up me and go and get a bigger screen than
the one that we have in our lounge room. But
I saw you watching Dumb and Dumber on it and
I thought, oh, that's another show that I haven't watched
with my kids. Put it on the other night. We
started watching it, and my kids actually enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Of course they yeah, And I remember loving the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't know, there's something about watching it as a
forty year old woman now that I couldn't stand it,
Like I know, the whole the idea is that there's
these two dumb idiots who are just so blissfully ignorant
with their stupidity that they're not even aware of how
dumb they are. But I actually found it real annoying.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Why because they're so because they're.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So dumb, and I'm like, oh, I can't watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I'm getting like a nervous twitch watching these idiots.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And the buck teeth with the broken two nut.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's a lovely accent you have there, Yeah, and New
Jersey aust three Austria. Well what a film, although now
that I think, because I love the movie, but now
that I think of it, and you say, as a
forty year old woman, yeah, like the cop drinking urine,
oh yeah, and when he gives Harry the laxatives and
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he's on the toilet like yes, breaking and the toilet's
broken and it's full and he has to pour it
out in the window. I suppose at an age you
do go, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
When they turn up to that, you know, the charity event,
and they're wearing those stupid blue and blue and orange
suits and they're having like a sword fight. It's literally
what my two boys are like, Yes, but they're grown men, yeah,
which is probably the whole concept. I get it, But
I was like, I deal with this enough at home.
I don't want to watch it again on a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
At least they killed that endangered owl with the champagne course,
and I remember they talk about it afterwards and they're going,
these guys are pros. They killed the owl with a
cork and they're like, maybe it was an accident. It's like,
are you kidding? They're sending a message, yes, and everyone
just overestimating.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
And even Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I remember watching Billy Madison back with my kids, which probably,
upon reflection, wasn't appropriate for my kids ages, but I
just remember thinking, oh God, Adam Sandler going into a school,
a kindergarten that wouldn't be allowed now.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I think there's parts of that movie where his performance
ventures into the R word, yeah, territory Yeah, And like
what Robert Downey Junior says in Tropic Thunder, you can't
do that yeah anymore in a movie. And I think
Billy Madison was one of them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And yet all of my favorite one liners is from
Billy Madison.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah stop looking at me, Swide.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
You could stay home today and help me shave my
arm pits.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh my god, I've got a school. They're all still good.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Don't tell me my busines a devil woman. Okay, I'll stop.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You want some of this milk? Side burns we could
do a whole show where we just read out Billy
Bill nineties movies. Yeah, they just stick in the memory,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
They really do.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
This is Cris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Hey, I want to ask, do you think actually I
already know what you're going to say.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I know you're going to side with my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But for our listeners, my husband and I we went
to a wedding a few weeks ago, and it happened
to be obviously, the reception timing is always at night time,
and it also happened to be when the foot he
was on.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Obviously it's Saturday.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
No, it was a Friday, actually was on.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Literally and and some jerks getting married.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Well, some jerk has very kindly extended an invite and
invited us along to watch, you know, the.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Harmonious joining of families and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's a wedding, yeah, guests, Yeah, we're all we're all
picturing it, picturing.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It, right, And so we're at a table lo and behold,
we've had entrees or something. And my husband has a
thing and he does it all the time. I'm not
just saying he does this at weddings. He does it
on date nights with me as well, where he gets
the footy up on his phone and then he just
props it up, whether it's against his beer glass or
some sort of cutlery or a vase or something, and
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he just has it playing, so whether it's off to
the side or whatever, and he's just constantly peeking over. Now,
I actually don't mind if it's a date night. I mean,
if he's just sitting there watching the footy, I'll be
like just leave, Like, let's why are we even here
if you're just going to be sitting on your phone.
But I just think surely a wedding is not the
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right place for you to have your phone propped up
watching the footy whilst people are, you know, trying to
say speeches about their lovely daughter or.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
You know, the best man saying a speech.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I personally don't then think that it is appropriate to
have that playing off to the side.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Okay questions is there sound on?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Okay, it's on mute. Yeah, so that's that's a tick
for Ryan. No sound.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Well could you imagine if it was blaring volume as well?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, hilarious, that would be really rude.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
During the bride's speech.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Look a producer is literally just showing asked him watching
the basketball whilst we are hard at work.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
He's watching the NBA and he's got his phone hidden
on his laptop, so he looks like he's dog.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought he was like helping us write show notes
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
No, he's going to go Nicks.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah. See, so is it a man thing? Is it
something you do?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
No? I don't. I'm not that busy.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I'm just all but if you're at a wedding and
your team was playing, would you do the right thing
and have your phone away?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
No? Maybe score checks? Okay, I wouldn't stream the actual thing.
That's a bit much.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And now that's a respect thing, right.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah. Does he react to things like is there like
watching going?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I know he doesn't, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It actually wasn't his team playing, but even more reason why,
I'm like, why does it need.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
To be on It wasn't his team. No, No, he's
just watching the footy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes, it would be like.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Me just popping up the you know, The Devil Wears
Prada and just watching a movie at the same time randomly.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's insane. Yes, okay, yeah, like oh you're getting married?
I know, but yeah, the Titans are playing the Knights.
Better watch that he's not even his team. Okay, I
assumed it was his team and I had some sympathy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Well, listen, it may have been his team. Mightn't pay
any attention. I was just like, put your phone away.
Put put the phone down. Don't have the screen up.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
At least. I like your idea of just watching movies
randomly at weddings. Now bring that out. Terrifier three, Human Center,
Human Center.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Of course, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I'm a little bit obsessed with Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah you said you had a fetish.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, that's the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I really agree.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, that's when you get off to buy things on
Facebook Marketplace. But I love buying secondhand stuff. Yes, although
actually one thing that I might get off on a
little bit in the future is I've got a new
game on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
You'll know this.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I try to buy things in the photo that aren't
for sale. So someone will go like, oh, here's a bench,
vice or something in their garage and take a photo
of it, and they go, it's eighty dollars whatever, And
I'll go, how much for the ladder which is way
in the background of the photo and they're like the sale, mate, Yeah,
the lad's not for sale. I'm like, yeah, well how
much though, Like everything has a price exactly one time
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a woman had one like her foot in the photo
while she was taking a photo of the coffee table
she was selling.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
And you're like, how much for how much for the sandal?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
No for one sandal? How much?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Oh yeah, she would have thought, and from your wife's accounter.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, so it's my wife, Georgie Page trying to buy
people one to sniff. I'll get help, yeah, please, I
know I need it, But.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You block him from your Facebook account.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I can't imagine myself walking into a store and buying
something brand new again for the house. I mean unless
it's you know, certain things, undies still four cane fresh,
big w packet of undies.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
But why well, I've actually got a friend who does.
She's got three kids and she literally does her Christmas
shopping for them on Facebook Marketplace. Now they are quite young,
but she makes a really valid point, like obviously one
of her daughters wanted the new Barbie dream House two
hundred and fifty dollars at Kmart. People are literally giving
them away because you know, if anyone's got young kids
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at home, they know the new shiny toy gets played
with for a couple of months and then just gets
discarded to the side.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
And people can't get rid of these things quick enough.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yes, so if you have the time, which you do,
and you have the patience, and you also have more
time to then go around picking all this stuff up.
Facebook Marketplace is an absolute like godsend for people.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And if you need helpful a bookshelf, for a coffee
table or something like that, you're getting on there and
there's twenty bucks, yeah, fifty bucks for these beautiful old
solid wooden, real pieces of furniture, and you'd pay You
could go and pay three hundred at Ikia for something
made out of plastic that you got to put together yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
When we moved from our last house into our new well,
the house that we currently live in, we had all
this furniture and it didn't really work with the new house,
and so we were trying to get rid of it,
and this one lady ended up coming and she ended
up buying I think she got our old lounge, our
old bed frame, table and chairs, and we literally gave
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everything to her for like five hundred dollars, and she
was a student and she was moving into her own
apartment and her mum and dad were there helping her
fill up this truck. And we'd basically furnished her place
for five hundred dollars, and all of the stuff was
in good condition.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Even the bedframe. It's even the bed frame, you and
Ryan's bed frame.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yes, me and Ryan's bed frames and conditions.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
She now uses that.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I didn't give it a mattress, it's just the frame.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I still feel like it'd be haunted, haunted by what
No one died, what it's seen.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's seen a loving marriage.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
That makes my point for me. These second hand piece
of furniture, they all have they all have a story,
don't they. And they've all made other kids happy, yes,
you know, or they've you know, some coffee table may
have sat in like an old couple's living room for
fifty years and then they died and their pets started
to eat them. The kids came in where does your
(27:55):
head go? And sold me the coffee table for twenty dollars.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
There you go, or.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Maybe wiped it down.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Maybe they gave it to you for free. There's so
many things on there free to a good home.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, slightly used. You go, what do you mean? I
was slightly used.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
As in like they've put their coffee mugs on it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, well that's all right. There's used
and there's used, like your BedHead.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
My bed frame was great, good condition.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah. Anyway, I'll give you the if you're on Facebook Marketplace,
change your location to include the richest suburbs in your city,
because when you put in like a tu rac or
a Mossman and all those people like, I just want
this rug gone, Yes, just come and take it and
you look it up and it's like a four thousand
likes rug that they just want to get rid of. Yeah,
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just taking up space. Yeah, smart move, good on you.
Do you have any other parts of your bed that
are for sale?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
No, Chrissy, And.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
What did you do with the mattress?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I think we got rid of it.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, we had lots of kids in those beds and
lots of.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's down the teens down the tip now, is it?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah, it got put out in a council cleanup.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah. Even the rats are going not touching that.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
This is crisp page and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
It's just about time for us to get out of
here and for me to just kick my feet up
and sleep in all week Amy.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, but before we go, let's get some stuff off
our chest. Yes, end the weekend happy. It's the airing
of grievances air got a lot of problems with your people,
of course, inspired by the Great Frank Costanza and the
celebration of Festivus and Seinfeld. The airing of grievances, The
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smaller the better, because can I start, because.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Sure, you really need to get it off your chest.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Someone decided to have a go at me on Instagram
during the week. I'd made a fairly inocuous comment about
something and someone decided to have a go but they
called me champ.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh you hate the word champed.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
And I just, yeah, it's it's a grievance because it's
not I understand what you think you're doing. You think
you're belittling someone in a really clever way, going well, actually, Champ,
this is the way it is. And the person in
question had I'm telling you, has like a room temperature
IQ the person I was arguing with, and they called
(30:16):
me cham that's a problem. Yeah, don't call people.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, on the topic of being called things, I was
at Wooli's the other day and as I was leaving,
I picked up my bags. The guy handed me my
receipt and I said thanks, and he said thanks ma'am ma'am.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
I got mam.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Did you feel old?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
I felt so. I was like, don't you me or
me ma'am. That's for old ladies.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
That is implied. That's right, ma'am. So what would you like, miss,
Just you're welcome. Miss I don't want anything. Just don't
mamor me sugar, sugar, you're welcome. Sugars.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, mam is for my mum.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Yeah. Language implies age a lot, doesn't it with what
you do, because there's falling over versus having a fall. Yes,
and you know when your dad's getting old, like when
your dad gets drunck and not everyone laughs anymore. No
one laughs, yeah, no one laughs when he's had a fall.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah. I was speaking Spanish to my cleaners, as you
know I like to do because they're from Argentina, and
I said, you know, you're senoras and they're like no, no, no, no, no, no,
senoras senoritas.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, so you're calling them men.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
No, no, not men. Senora is the equivalent of mam
or missus. Oh no, they don't. It's the exact same thing.
When I said Senora, that's like like mum is like Senora. Yes,
your senorita?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
What a senorita?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Like a young just a younger woman, a young Yeah,
but you want to be a senorita, not a Senora.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I hate songs that fade out at the.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
End, don't isn't that what all songs do?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
No, songs have like a beginning in the middle of
the chorus, and then most songs, particularly these days, have
an end and the song ends. It happened a lot
more songs would just fade out, and it's just so lazy.
I mean, you couldn't think of an end to the song.
Like John Lennon's sitting there writing something. Actually, to his credit,
I think the Beatles songs usually have endings. Rod Stewart,
(32:17):
he's a lazy one. He's writing a song and then.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Just gets the ending is just the guitar.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
And he goes, oh yeah, that'll do, and then it
just fades out. Okay, of a song that's valid. It's
like a movie not having a proper ending.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Just you know, I've got a real, real bugbear with passwords.
Like every single goddamn thing that I have on my phone,
on my laptop, in my house, everything needs a password,
and it needs to have a capital letter, a number,
a symbol, a blood type, you know, a childhood memory attached.
Like there are so many things that you need to
(32:53):
add into each.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Password, and not all different, and some of them need
a number, some of them need the upper case, some
need a symbol. So your password is subtly different for everything,
and it drives you mad.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And listen, I know it's for obviously the same reasons,
but like I can't remember anything, particularly.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
On some things like yeah, okay, banking, Sure, I want
to secure passwords. I wanted to watch the State of
Origin the other week, So I'm trying to log into
nine now and god knows what I had to do
forgot my password, send me a new one, and it
needed to be a certain length and everything. I'm like,
who's logging into my nine now account to watch the
(33:34):
block now on and maths on my thing? It's like,
why do I have a password for nine now?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Why do you have to have a password to get
onto that I don't know. You have to have a
password for everything.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, you know what it is, so they can get
any details and tell their advertisers the demographics of everyone watching,
but still lose the past annoying limited time menu items
that I love and then disappear.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Thought. I was thinking about this and getting highly irritable
during the week because I was eating a McDonald's Philly
cheese stacker during the week. This is the heart attack
new one. Well, no, actually, McDonald's are advertisers with us,
and it was. It was great and delicious. It was
I think it's perfectly reasonable to enjoy every now and then.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Sure, says the guy going for a chronic.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I do now need a colonic irrigation. The Philly cheese stacker.
It's like a double quarter pounder, but with this extra
cheese sauce and some grip onion.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Does sound good.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But they get you hooked on these things and then
they take them away again. Because it got me thinking
about the KFC double down that pops up from time
to time. I do remember that a chicken burger with
no bread.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes, it was delicious and I felt filthy afterwards.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Just slabs of fried chicken instead of bread with bacon
and cheese, and even eating it was discussing Yeah again KFC.
They got good advertisers and it was not disgusting. It
was delicious. But please bring it back the KFC double down,
double down. Yeah, good burger. All right, are you finished?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Well, I've got I've got so many more, but I
can wrap it up now.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
We're going long because one of our boss's grievances is
long breaks.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, we've gone to Okay, so we're out.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
See your Saturday eight am and enjoy the rest of
your weekend.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Everyone, See you next weekend.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Boy By
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